Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 30th July 2024

Top 6: Lifeguards  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleas Worn and Haley
Big Pod. Great things are brewing at the cafe, the
perfect start to every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show,
Fleat Fawn and Haley. Halley's back. Relax, guys, I'm back
with your bowl of mints.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm back and I've come in hot with a bowl
of mince and a length of worn.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
To buy some expensive pickled onions.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Not like hotel mince or restaurant amends like mince.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
And again, do we need to bring back our segment mince, mince.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Re heated mints, Mexican mince. I'm on a protein buzz.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
She did not have time to make some eggs or
a smoothie, so I grabbed some of last night's mince.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's delicious. I love a bit of months things. And
it's some tomatoes, thinks out the studio. I imagine it
recks of mints, but it's not affecting me because you're
eating taste of the mince, but a spice the top
six on the way. Let me check, yes, things to
do with my leftover mints? You just literally came up

(01:03):
with us twenty minutes ago. How have you already begott
because there's a lot of days. Tell me about the days.
Top six days, Top six days, the top six jobs
for a lifeguard at the Olympics, which is weird. You've
got the world's best swimmers and divers and people who
literally live in the water synchronized dance in the water,
but they've still got a lifeguard on journey. So I've

(01:23):
got the top six jobs for the lifeguard at the
Olympic pools. Coming out feel good with the Olympics overnight
will next touch on all the action, all of the
medals that we've won.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh my god, per capita Zealand must be number one.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
We must be near the top. We've got to win
one first. Yeah. Once we win one, boy, we're gonna
be up there. We're per capita. Baby plays Flegable and Haley.
Today is Tuesday, July thirtieth. It is day three of
the Olympic Games. Officially officially seven am this morning. Our

(02:00):
women's quarterfinal against China and the rugby sevens. Yeah China,
what do you mean? Didn't they have them pegged as
a sevens nation? Ever, like the sevens comp means a
women's Yeah, women's Okay, Now, have we won a medal
yet no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we do have bronze.
No we do. Erica fear Weather in the swimming woman's

(02:22):
two hundred meter freestyle final at seven forty eight am
this week, very particular, very specific, very specific time. Could
they have not done it at ten to two or
quarter two forty eight? Yeah? You keep it round, okay,
keep it on the quarter, keep it on the quarters
of the fives, of the tens. Yeah, no need to
go on the twos French, we have not What else

(02:44):
is happening? Will the triathlon? Will the triathlon go ahead?
Have you ragned? Last week during the opening ceremony, May
record apparently hasn't helped the fact that the sea in
River is already full of pools, more poos, has washed
more more rain, eckles, more poofs.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
And the apparently we've got a good chance in the
mountain bike cross country when Sam gays twelve ten am.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
The English coming, So that's coming, here's over night. The
englishwoman Adam Peat got a silver medal despite afterwards testing
positive for COVID. God, I mean, you must be so
much better than everyone else. Imagine if he didn't you
test the positive for COVID, complained of a sore throat
after losing out on his third consecutive gold on. So
now I've got the test tested positive.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I was watching because you must be so nervous, because
I follow some on Biles like a hawk thinks she's incredible.
And she was saying, how nervous that they get to
not get COVID. You don't even think now, Yeah, I
just destroy four years of work totally.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I saw her doing like some kind of double flash.
The Biles too, the Biles too. She is insane and
she did that after having like a carpentery your day.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's and she's Beata, She's amazing. There was an Olympic swimmer.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Are you in love with her? No? Kind of sounds
like you were crushed. The poor woman there is?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Where is she from?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
A South African Brazilian swimmer.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Sorry, she got sent.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Home for sneaking a boyfriend into the Olympic village like
disciplinary action. Yeah, the Stavo Utsuka link of this Brazilian for.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
A reason, just just for research.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I was going to send it to anyone, and I
just chose born. Isn't the three of us here? I
would have got the article I'll just get some support
from Vaughn.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Was she received a warning but then got sent home
because she.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Was Carolina around as a result. Gabriel a warning that
sounds like a boy's name. Oh that's a boyfriend. We're
not playing here, or TECHNI vacation, I'm sorry, details women, goggling,
Brazilian sweete or.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Just she does own a silly dog, got a pomeranium
well and there at the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, no, no, no, it was just in a social media.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh right almost, So she's been almost a deal. Why
would you send your athletes home for something like I
just you want the middle Our men's forty nine er
which isn't quite nice, but it's okay nice. Isaac Maharty
and William mackenzie are still in top spot in the

(05:32):
sailing at the Olympics, so that could be a middle
to get need one so we can divide the per capitas.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Who are the people that we were like, that's that's
our goals, you know, where's our Eric Murray's.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
And our.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't know who was our? What about that guarantee guy? Yeah,
Jim Jacko and Tom yeah units. But then some balloussian
away comes out of the blocks. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh yeah, Royd, you need to get Beatrice fumbl winner back.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I think so stay in Beatrice, Kobee, get error on
the vowel beat Yeah right, We'll so fun.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
We're sounding like we're we're sitting here. I'm sitting here
eating a bowl of mince, you know, and probably not
going to go to the gym today, and.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Here I am being like, where's my bloody goal? We're
done absolutely nothing, noney, we're close to getting a middle
No exactly personally, but you know, it would be nice
nice to get on there because we let you say,
gets as excited, doesn't it. I know, twelve past six
Nicks on the show. If you're looking for an excuse
to play Fortnite on study, our study is here to

(06:40):
back you up. Playing Fortnite is good. Why would you
bring this up on the show?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Flitch play flitch Foraorn and Haley for great news if
you need an excuse to jump on Fortnite and I
guess any game really, but the study did I guess
use Fortnite as the basis for it.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
But Haiti, you were all my Yesterday, Vorn and Jared
were talking about the new Pirate game. Jared was the
victim of homophobia on the on the high your party, Yeah,
because we always fly the rainbow flag. We've fled the
Pride flag on the text man as we're out collecting
our collecting our dues from yeah, you know, the islands
and the bountiful treasures that the ocean has to offer,

(07:20):
of course, and some guy hunted him down because he
had the Pride flag up and told him never to
fly the flag. I know, outraging wo he was a
pirate with the earring and the gay.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
So if you're a pirate, i'd put it in the gay.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, which one is the gay? Again? Look, you're right,
you can just tell your right ear lift me looking
at you right, Okay, I'm going to sniffing down. Study
is being done.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
It looks that came sniffings. It's sort of a strange thing.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
The studies out of Norway and just a sidebar, the
average age of a gamer thirty three years old. Oh
my god, did you think they would be younger or now?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
If you look at like the image of gaming now
with like the it's like money and the setup and
the chair and the lights and everything, you to have
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Behind you forty eight percent of game is female. That's interesting.
That's interesting. Yeah, see, maybe you need to jump on
the on the plate of well. Let's study out of
Norway found the adults that spend more time playing Fortnite
Battle Real and play to interact with friends report that
they have an increased network of friends.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
And we've got I think we're chucking around the world
the word friend loosely here it feels as of a
Facebook friend.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
But and it also does boost well being, so people
are happier. Will you get to you get to socialize
with people without having to leave your home. But is
it socializing? Yeah, because you chat like it's just catching
up with when we playing on Friday night, that's all
it is. I mean hanging out with your mate on
Friday night and doing something while you're doing it kind
of like a zoom but you're shooting each other. Yeah,

(09:07):
that's good fun. Yeah. And then like you might be
down and then someone's like, I've got someone I can
invite to the game, and then they invite them, and
then you're like, oh, this person seems cool, and then
you're chatting with them and.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I thought you down, Like you might be feeling a
bit down in the dumps.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
How deep does a chat go in the middle of
a game of Fortnite or whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
We well, everybody just talks about anything.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
It's not like where you wet mentally, there.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Might be a house everyone. Well, I remember during like
lockdowns and stuff, there was the everybody goin as got
deep and stuff. But I mean as deep as you
wanted to get, which you always feel feel philosophical things.
Do you always feel good once you like log off
or you go to because I'm boozed, it's midnight and
I'm just going to mate for like five and a
half hours. And rules we were adding a key ingredient.

(09:53):
Everybody everybody's always having a drink or you know, it's
just socializing. But the best one about it is how
cheap it is. Yep, and you don't have to leave
your house. Yeah, yeah, that's that's my ideal socializing. It
does this article kind of does point out that studies
about gaming have always been negative. They will always looked
at the negative aspects physical. Yeah, but and you know,

(10:14):
addiction and that kind of thing that they only now
are just kind of starting to look at the good aspects.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Suppose a bit of a dope mean hit, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, there's there's a difference between like using it as
a social occasion and sitting on it eight hours a day.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, not engaging with anyone else.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah in real life?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
How do you think if we we're referring outside of
your friend group, worn of the lads who play I
do you think the gaggle would go for our group
of predominantly home we would.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Have I would have to fly the flag. I think
the I think the gaggle would be better at the Pirate,
better on the Pirate game. We all have it in
the gay very panicky. Many flags are flapper. Yeah, we could.
We could have a fleet of ships.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Do you think the Giggle would be panicky?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I think that'd in Fortnite and before it'd be excessively panicky.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
We've got a lot of great minds in that in
that group.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
But that's why I think the Pirate. Yeah, you know,
I could just imagine it'd be there'd be singing alongs
on the.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Pirate sing along, there'd be cocktails. What are we drinking
over here? Rum based cocktails?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, it could definitely happen. It was very interesting. The
woman the woman.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Thing interests me.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
You need an excuse to play? There, you go there
it is, it's good for you, boost your wellbeat play
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the
top six. A lifeguard at the Olympics has retrieved Emma Weather,
who is a USA swimmers swim cat, from the pool

(11:41):
during the woman's one hundred meter breastro You got got
into his speedos yep, nip down and I always.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Think, come off, they're so tight that have you seen people,
all the swimmers showing how they get their caps on?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh? Yeah, credible, they're tight? Do they people? Talc themed?
Do people still tell them it's chilcoming to get this
to get.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Most of them down, get someone else to like pull
one side and like.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
A bit of here's something rotten, shave off your heir
and then once it's in there, well anyway, dived and
got it out right. The crowd went the reptress applause. Yeah.
So I've got the top six jobs or lifeguards at
the Olympics because it's not saving people. Because you can
hear the world's best swimmers was there. There's that funny
meme from the Tokyo Olympics where there's just some sad

(12:28):
or just tired looking lifeguard behind all the swimmers, and
it's like just remember there's a lifeguard at the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Oh yeah, if you ever think about being useless, it
please you know, a lifeguard at the swimming Well, there's a.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Lot of other jobs for them to do. Okay, here's
the chop six jobs for the lifeguards at the Olympics.
Number six, Getting a plaster out of the pool. Always
chunk of hair like a big hair mobster. Oh yeah, yeah,
get that out of the pool.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
What is it about a plaster right, like because it'll
probably be quite clean.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
At that point, still was tumming someone's blood, someone's wound. Yeah,
as gross as when your fingers go through a clump
of hair. Do you just feel the hair between you?
Weving number five on the list of the top six
joels of the lifeguards at the Olympics. Very important job
testing the pH yep, we want that at seven. We

(13:21):
want that bang on seven, not not high, not low.
We can't have anybody getting sore eyes. No rush ah
if you get into a yeah, I don't know with
a bung pH Does it affect the I don't know,
you're gonna give you a thrush.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Also those togs though they say hi yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Number four on the list of the top six joels
of the lifeguards at the Olympics are straight in the lane,
divide a floaty things? Oh yep, yep. Do they have
those at the Olympics. Yeah, I have to have some
sort of you stay in your lane. Mind you at
the Olympics, you'd hope you could swim straight. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
You imagine the back stroke and they're all like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
The world's best, but they're swimming twice as far as
they're weaving back and all across that. Number three on
the list of the top six jobs. And the lifeguards
at the Olympics are reminding people not to run on
the wet concrete. Oh yeah, doing that. No running, running,
No running. Number two on the last of the top
six jobs to the life guards of the Olympics making
sure no one's splitting in the toilets. There's always a

(14:18):
sign that there's no spurs. Always a sign, And I
think it's a urinal thing. There's always as it's.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
A thing, who's spitting that much that it demands a sign.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
These people signs are in different languages as well. Yeah,
it's one of these real hoy ki.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
There's also a sign for using the hair dryer only
for your here not for you, pure, not for you restuction.
Some people do that, and the changing and squatting on
the toilet seat. I love those signs. Yeah, if you
could squat up there and get all your person whays
down into the bowl a laundation, almost a commendation. And

(15:03):
number one of the last of the top six jobs
for the lifeguards in the Olympics are telling people if
there bits have fallen out. Oh yeah, yeah, ball might
fall out the side of the You might come out
the side of the pens hanging out to the Yeah,
not much, geez, someone's just.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Going to top or bottom out the top of the bottom.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah right, yeah both. Gosh, it could be more aerodynamic,
would be tucking it down, wouldn't it up? We could
use it as a Some people tuck sideways, and that
just seems like that would be a big aerodynamic Yeah,
it'd be like a keel on a boat to be
pushing you one way.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Most athletes do tuck sideways.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Not that I've spent a great amount of time steering
at the crotches of athletes, but some of the uniforms
leave little to the imagination.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
You always hooking to a left or right.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, well, you wouldn't tuck it straight down if you
were running.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Might pinch it between Yeah, your thighs flitches.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Someone that's yeah, Core has done a question pole on
when we're wearing a speeder or breef do you do
you pull it up or do you tuck it? Holl
it up?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, seeing a little at the top, so that that'd be.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Publists, wouldn't they as well the swimmers? Yeah, because much
time redd it's done a two years ago. How to
hide your penis whin swimming?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Fantastic? What have they got to say? How to hide
your penis when swimming?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Just for the aerodynamicsy? Yeah, the tuck. There's a lot
of a lot of websites. Would you give it a drag?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Tuck?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Almost like a drag more than what you're saying, Yeah,
because you up the barm and then put the speeders
on top and then you're getting less resistance. Yeah, what
were some of all the problems here? Are you ready
to go swimming this morning? And congratulated morning to you
your pin has some resistance on it back. Anytime a
doing any sort of exercise, is mine just retracts like

(16:55):
a turtle. It just goes back up inside. It's great. Yeah,
I know, I'm pretty struggled with it. Actually perfect. You've
just got the shell there. Yeah and okay, yeah, very
protected from predators. Yeah, that is that. I stop six.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Play play chronically by mints, not mince herbs. I was
thinking of mint mince herbs, the little postl things all
the time, and I have them on my on I
have them on my little counter and they stay there
and they look ugly and they're not part of the aesthetic.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
But I love to have fresh herbs and then they
last for.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
A couple of days. You can buy those fresh herbs
and the like little plastic containers or the bags, but
they don't last as long either.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I go that way for coriander because the in the
postil corianders are the worst, just so stringy, and then
the moment you take the plastic.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Off, because I had a bazel one the other day
and I took like a few off for dinner and
we make them then just basil. He was just eating basil.
They just need a few leaves for dinner. That's when
I made my red tie curry chicken meatballs. Oh yeah,
which were Did.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
You go tie bazel or you just went normal basil?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Just a supermarket poddle doesn't see race when it comes
to basil. Yeah, I don't see you, thank you. I
don't see race. It's just all basil is great. Yeah,
and so and then I was like pluck PLoP PLoP,
pluck pluck pluk. And then the next day, yeah, that
was red for a round two of basil water. You
repotting it, it was already no, just you just leave

(18:32):
it there. It was already as you you set them
in like a little ramikin and you just keep topping
the ramaquin up with water and the soil absorbs it
that way because if you can drown them by going
on the top right, and don't set them in direct sunlight,
because I'm pretty sure they've never seen direct sunlight.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
So this is like, this is a global isssue because
these little things are available everywhere herbs, the pot and
there is. They did study on it, and they bought
them and they took photos of all the plants from
like different supermarkets around the UK, and then took them
a photo of them, like a few days later, all
the corianders like like spilled out onto the bench yellow

(19:13):
and they get so it's like sticky blackley, you.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Know what it goes like of coriander. Stay in the
fridge for like a week. Those ones are The way
that's it was supposed to was.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Like take them out and put them in a systeamer.
You're like in an actual like air tight container, makes
them a little bit longer. Anyway, So they did this,
and the theory behind it, what do you call a
gardener a grower? A grower chimed them to be like yeah,
no wonder. So they're sold in supermarket for real, thank you.

(19:42):
Sold in supermarkets to look good, not last, right, So
they should be that they're there so that they serve.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
One day they die and you have to buy another one.
It's money making.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Then this horticulturalist said they're grown in heated green houses
in ultimate conditions, often receiving eighteen hours of artificial.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Light of day, so more light than a house would
ever get. So they grow real fast.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
So they grow super fast, makes them grow tall really quickly.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
But the side is misleading.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
The size is misleading because they actually still immature plants.
So the moment you take them out of those environments
and them we're not.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Ready to be ready to be plucked and not ready yet.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
So then they get massive in three weeks and you
buy them and the moment you rip the plastic top
half off. That's the only thing structurally that was keeping
them up and making them look good because they immature.
They haven't got If you grow basil and mint and everything,
the stalks are like stiff and the can and they
grow thicker and thicker and that, so you can keep
just like rapping in it.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Mint is unstoppable, though, that mint that you buy in
the little poddles, you could totally strip that and then
pop that in a pot and it would take again.
But you got to plant them, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
And because as well, like when you plant herbs, you're
supposed to separate them all out together. Is I've got
quite a few seedlings in this thing cramped into that
tail or pot.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
They're not supposed to. They will never grow and grow
and grow and grow.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
The only time I've ever successfully done it, and it
wasn't even me, was I had I left an old, mangled,
half chewed up mint thing on the counter of Aaron's parents' house.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, and his mum bless.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
It was just like, oh, shove it in a pot
and it we're crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
So they're not supposed to that. They're basically designed to die.
And that's why because they're just grown in these like green.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
That's so you've really got to use them. And like
I didn't even get two nights in a row. You've
really got to use them immediately. Almost better to just
cut them and put them in the fridge, yeah and
the container, yeah yeah, or put them in.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
A pot and grow them and they know there'll be
the gift that keeps giving.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Give a man a fisher is a piece of shit though,
Like it goes to seeds so quick in the garden.
You're like, oh, the coriander's ready, and buy a big
bag for three bucks. Yeah, so honestly the way to go.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
But then live in a great coriander climate either, do
we Because it's so weak, it's so some.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
People away, some people don't like it, taste like soap.
I love it, I love it. I want something now.
Somebody say, there by there are living herbs from an
actual garden center. They don't die fast like the supermarket ones,
because I've actually been in conditions you could could you

(22:23):
leave them in your kitchen because I live in apartments,
so I can't really put them in the garden. You
need them on the window. You need to build a
little window box. Not doing that.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Just keep buying your little baggies of friend.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Problem, make no effort. No, I just you can't put
a price on a good winge FB and Haley.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Silly, it is so silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
A little poles about doing wheeze and public public pools
today the US swims admitted that happens. You get it.
You don't need to go whs and then you get
into state race and then yeah, and the witness what
temperature are they rocking the Olympic pool at temperature a
nice like eighteen? Yeah? No, that would be twenty one.

(23:32):
Eighteen is cold and water. You don't want too warm,
hot and sluggish. There must be a temperature it must be.
How warm is an Olympic pool? Olympic swimen questions answered,
this was two days ago on Metro all right gold
Mital homes here it is between twenty five and twenty
eight degrees Celsius. Wow, Okay, it's not. It's not when

(23:52):
you feel water. Yeah, it's not like having the heat
pump on twenty that's that's hot. Yeah, too hot. It's
far too hot. Too hot, twenty an hours. I got
another day. Look it was twenty three.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I was like even insane.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Out of all the sports though, like, that's the best
place if you do need to go whee'z in the
middle of a game or a heat. You think of
rugby players. How many times rugby your league players have
been busted squatting on a pitch?

Speaker 7 (24:18):
I know?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
But what about marathon runners that just like shat themselves
and stuff legs and everything, just keep going on your pants.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Have you ever peen in a public pool three options
and so evenly split? Oh my god, this is gross.
They swimming pools all the time? Do you pay no
one ways get out in the ocean? Never? Yes, thirty
three percent, never have thirty one percent seed yes all
the time.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
Time.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Thirty six percent said yes, but only once or twice.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I think I'd be in that category just I think
years ago I would have kid yeah wow, And then
they told you that myth about the king call that
would go fluid green or orange wear.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
And we were told purple. We never did it again
if it really evenly split, but if you had to
go with like yes, it's two thirds of people yes,
only one third of people said never, it is disgusting.
Come on, people, Carl replied, saying, no way, I'm scared
of that blue dye. So there, we were all told
this urban legend as kids.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Did they put a diet in and it was activated by.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Urine, wasn't it when you were wearing a wetsuit, like
if you were rafting, they were like, don't pay you,
somebody else's the warmth would change the color of the wits.
That was a lie to gel right, what the f?
I never want to s a pool again? What is
wrong with people? Because it's all in capitals and lots
of punctuation, Like, I'm shocked. I feel like I've been
living in my happy, piss free bubble until this. What

(25:48):
is wrong with you people? Everywhere? Emma says those that
said never are totally lying. You're telling me as a
kid they never weeding a pool. Liars. Yeah, yeah, Lucy,
what a pole player and swimmer growing up? So at
least eight times a week i'd wear in the pool.
What loathy, No, that's duck man. I mean there is chlorine.

(26:09):
It's treated, yes, but come on, chlorine is trail it
up with the wheeze, because that's what over summer. I'm
told to put this acid into our pool, and you
don't put that normally into a standard pool because so
many people are urinating in it. Okay, Bronte says, I'm sorry,
but I have a small bladder, so I'm not getting
out every five minutes the person when the chlorine is

(26:30):
there to clean these brave shots. Fine. People who say
no are liars clementine. When I swam competitively at training,
we sometimes weren't allowed to get out to pee. We
were told to pee as we were where we were. Yuck.
Sarah said, not in a pool, but I'm definitely an
ocean lake river pee. Oh, yes, same, the ocean's different.

(26:53):
But then you've got to get out real quick because
the sharks smell it the urine. Yeah, and then they're
coming at you.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Oh god, I thought that was just ment situation.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
No, that everything that comes out of you, all of that. Yeah,
it's more the beers on land for the menstruation. Oh yeah, right,
to be here for Yeah, Laura said, look, I know
I'm a grott, but there's so much chlorine. Surely it
just fizzles away, fizzles away. Anonymous wrote, saying, first of all,
they wrote Thailand, swim up bar, twelve hours in the pool,

(27:22):
enough said cocktails. They followed that up with, after much consideration,
could could I please keep this anonymous? Okay? And so
I can't see their name? Okay? Obviously they said that,
and they were just riddled it. I shouldn't have my
name attached to it at all. What happens in Thailand,
though it stays in Thailand. Not everything bad tattoos come.

(27:46):
They will definitely come. They come home on the plane
with you. Yeah, that's a little pop Flitch Thorn and
Haley the female sevens team twenty four to five agett
start China ahead. And yesterday we played China for the

(28:07):
last of the Pool A games and we won forty
three five. And now we're playing them in the quarter finals.
But we're in the same pool as them. I don't know,
has got a couple of teams where billion population to
that game is in the bag, isn't it if we're
four or five currently? Yeah, Okay, good, but then we
don't win to meet all right, We're to keep going,

(28:29):
got to keep a few more, keep going, keep going,
quarter finals means of these four teams, and then there'll
be the They game. They could be the first metal
for New Zealand. Maybe. Yeah, we're getting impatient in the bar.
We're sitting here doing nothing.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
We're just holdling our thumbs for three days. Yeah, again,
to reiterate, we're incredibly proud of him.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Now, we would like to.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Provide our listeners with perhaps some free birth control, not
in the shape of hormonal pills or even a classic condom,
but from stories of from appearance of the awful things
their kids have done. And this has become like a
trend on TikTok yeah, where people say, here, let me
provide you some free birth control, as this is a

(29:14):
great one. I listened to a mum made a bit
of a discovery that her daughter did.

Speaker 9 (29:18):
My daughter got into my nail glue, and I didn't
know what it was at first, so I tried to
whip it up with toilet paper. And now there's toilet
paper stuck to my side table, and to top it off,
my firestick remote is stuck to my side table like
I physically thinking it off.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
So that's her TV remote. Yeah, and nail glue. I
don't feel like now glue should be that strong, but
she's like glued it and you can see when she's
pulling it, it's going to pull up the all the
near kind of thing like the pains and all that
table table's ruined.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Now it is ruined.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I'll say the remotes ruined. That's a shortened version. She
really goes on. She's like she's been a real pain
on my ass all day today and now she does this.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
And it's awful. Should have been supero my children. Put
your mic on on, yeah, just turn it on me.
You had a nice, loud, good voice. But yeah, yeah,
she should have been watching a kid and had a
now glow In a bit of spot it comes. You
were saying your kids toddler got into anything, and yeah,

(30:21):
like every now and then, but not now glue.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Sometimes it just looks especially traveling around and seeing people
with their kids and stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Well, you mentioned the crying baby. There was a crying
baby twice on my two big flights. Not crying it's
the Yeah, it does. I'm sure there's a lot of
joy in it worn. I'm not sure, Joy, are you
about to tell us about the joy of having cares?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Because I feel like I don't ever see your looks
that happy. Sometimes I just see I was like that
looks you look exhausted, you look worn out?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, oh pretty are Yeah. But there's good, there's good,
there's good points. I feel like I'm talking to the
wrong audience here, but I just can't think of anything
to waiting for the good points. Money, all the money
you spend, the pride, et cetera, et cetera. Oh man,

(31:19):
the pride has so much pride. Yesterday August hasn't even
one game of what is she playing?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
New Zealand Olympian. I'm sorry, there were so many. We're
proud of them. We're proud of them.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Look, the medals will come one. We're on the per
capital table, which is gonna get you one anyway. Sorry,
carry on you pride, pride. I'm done.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
It's just pride, okay, prime because I'm proud of that, friends,
and I'm proud of.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Lots of Leicester short. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Whereas I can think of the list of birth control reasons,
the money, the time, the physical, the physical.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Demands, somebody said that they had that child on a
twelve hour flight. I'm a solo mum. The kid was
just losing his mind. Was try my best. Some dude
came in how to Bible over my child and said
he was taking the devil at it. I try anything
in twelve hours. I try anything. At that stage, I'd
even be like, look, if your God can calm this
downy have that. Those are the kind of stories we

(32:25):
want to hear because we want to have a goal
with this online trend of providing free birth control.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeap by sharing the horror stories of your kids. And
obviously we know you love it and literally every I'm
always like, all my friends who have kids look so exhausted,
but they're also like, this is the greatest.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Thing you've done in my life. Yeah, totally never know.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
We were just sharing a story about a friend who
had a birth experience that may not want you to
never have a cast.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
These are the stories they should tell you at.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Six and yeah, rather than like here's how you get
pregnant and here's how your role of condom on a banana,
they should be like, listen to this kid's scrawls.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
The two worries they should be like this one. My
son ate his own Pooh when he was one year old.
I thought it was adding a sausage until I realized
we didn't have, nor had had recently sausages.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
So he's holding it like a lot.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
But could I longs good like explaining that at your
twenty first and Mon reels out that story. Oh my god, Yeah,
I just don't even mention it.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
He doesn't need to know he did it.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
It's so good, so many lesser takes some calls, Anonymous,
what is your free birth control story?

Speaker 8 (33:32):
We were traveling from Australia back to New Villain to
visit some family, and my daughter was about eight weeks
old and we were just taking off, so once we
you know, I could put her into the basinet and
the plane and as we're about five or ten minutes
within the air and my eight week old projectile vomited

(33:53):
all over myself and the guy and it is.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
So next to me.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Oh, I mean, it's okay to we your own child's vomit,
but if another child vomited on me on a flight.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I just say, Anonymous right at the start of the story,
and you said I was on a flight hand from
Astralia with my eight week old. Both Fletch and Harley
pulled the fingers at the front to travel. They looked
the phone and pulled the fingers at you because you're
traveling with a baby. I'm just saying, maybe take the
piano next time. Yeah, what what is the outcome of

(34:27):
vomiting on this man in a suit?

Speaker 11 (34:30):
He was actually pretty good about it.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
I mean I don't think he would have got off
the plane great about it. But the air hosts just
basically cleaned us up and helped clean her up and
then change the best in net. But sobsio, I didn't
put it back in after that because I didn't want
you to do it again.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Oh my god. Shout out to that guy. Shout out
to you. I feel like he must have had kids
himself at some stage, because if you hadn't had kids,
you probably wouldn't wear it as good at.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Say with a flat attender neighbor. I'll just deal and
none of us thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
What is your free birth control story?

Speaker 10 (35:07):
My our five year old?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Why I was going to say you were like my No,
Actually it's.

Speaker 11 (35:15):
Our five year old decided to ride his hooter on
our brand new board driveway.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
They're so expensive.

Speaker 11 (35:23):
It was so honestly, it was like a mini mortgage
in itself, and we had saved up for years to
do this. I had explained to everyone, do not.

Speaker 10 (35:31):
Go near it.

Speaker 11 (35:33):
And then my husband looked out the window saw that
the five year old.

Speaker 10 (35:38):
Had been doing full laps.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
So it was obviously dry enough to ride on, but
the wheels sunken.

Speaker 11 (35:47):
Yeah, it was. It was.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
It was been poured that morning and so it was
probably three four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh no, it was.

Speaker 11 (35:55):
Still wet.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, and so what have you? Just got marks and
a driveway now yeah? Wow, because could you not get
a nice layer on top? Just skimmed on.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
They creeped up and just said Scraper's name and is
there for life?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Wow? Yeah, see that in the nineties, we've got a
big hiding your face pushed into the forever in front
of your criminal activities. Oh my god. That's that's a
great birth control story. Thank you, Juliet. What's your birth
control story?

Speaker 7 (36:37):
I was a friend's wedding, chatting with a mutual friend
and it was kids invited, my four year old.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
They both just pulled the fingers on the phone again.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
My four year old daughter was toilet training at the time,
and she was dancing around the hall with a whole
lot of other kids, and my friend suddenly said this
childless friend suddenly said to me, what's that brown thing
on the floor? And I walked over and my daughter
comes up to me and says, Mummy, I pooped.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Run the dance floor.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Yeah, run on.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
The dance floor. Shiver me, timbers. So what did you do?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Do you go over with you know, the beautiful, nice,
fine linen napkins that they've hired and pick it up.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
No, luckily, I had a tissue in my pocket and
just picked it up and put it in the bin
and tried to not make it obviously far out.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Just logging on the floor. Lock.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
It's so funny. Someone as you were telling this story
so in text and saying, oh.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
We're doing pooh stories. Oh oh god, okay, Juliet, thanks
for you call some messages in your free birth control stories.
This is a mild one. Someone says, My youngest fell
asleep on the couch and two of his oldest siblings
had been watching prank videos on YouTube, so they draw
all over his face. But they drew it with a
permanent marker that would not come, would take days right,

(38:01):
Oh it almost. Yeah, kids ship everywhere from fighting, trying
to change the nappy, him rolling away, crawled through it,
did it, took the nappy off, smeared all over the wall,
smet it all through the nappy, shifted in the sleep,
woke up, smetle through the beard, all this stuff.

Speaker 7 (38:24):
Like.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I looked after a baby once.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I forgot to tuck the pean and then the mom
got home was like, he is soaking wet because you're
supposed to tuck it down right so that it doesn't
like spray up, and he peeded it.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, yeah, you go to tuck the peen. I was like,
I didn't know who's trusting you to look He's alive.
A couple of margaritas, like this is easy.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I had a couple of wines. It was alive, but
soaking wet.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
I walked around all morning in public, wondering why I
could smell poo. I killed checking my toddlers nappy, no pooh,
no pool. I don't learn it know, only smeared pool
on my face while changing the nap earlier of the day.
I also once had a super spewy baby and I
can't count the amount of times I had to catch
his vomit in my cleavage to save other people's carpet
and put it in here. Yeah, the baby just turned

(39:15):
straight in. These are great stories. Really, I work with
all women, so I'm constantly hearing these horror stories. It
puts me off having a baby. Here's the short version.
Ten pounds, twenty two stitches that made my bits WinCE.
You went singing down there, Winston down there. Oh, I
was win sitting down there. After you showed me that

(39:36):
gymnast that just mounted the bar.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
She runs and she flips and just balls straight on the.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
PUBI is this this Olympics? From this that was from
the wheelchairs? When she had My son was in year three,
I headed along to one of the parent teacher interviews.
When she sat us down, She's just straight up burst
into tears and continue to say she didn't know how
to deal with my kid and needed help use protection.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
We're not really trying to put people off having kids.
I feel terrible, so I said, Hobby and I are
paying for IVY. If we're twelve weeks in.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Can I get a wreath? Yeah? Pull out? Yeah, no,
you can't do that. My four year old son last
night brought two hundred games, two hundred dollars worth of
games on the husband's PlayStation account. My husband was heavy
because it's two hundred dollars of games that he would
never play. Oh right, yea, at least play games so
we can all play. Yeah. My partner was changing a
nappy and somehow our boy this sounds like a soccer

(40:26):
player in the making, kicked up a pooma get straight
into her mouth. What do you mean, roll down? Just
a great little kick. Watch my auntie of birth to
her fourth child. Strange be your auntie? What an interesting
relationship with your auntie? Pay interesting dynamic there? Did she
do it in the middle of the lounge unexpectedly? Maybe

(40:49):
we need the paper. We keep the paper down, Get
the sauce out of the way. Oh, somebody said, I've
just had a baby. We're mutually decided between the two
of us that we will not take this trailer on
the flight until they at least seven years old. Because
we do that is good.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Oh yes, someone said when my mate with a kid
told me that she got to suck the snot out
of the nose.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
When they can't breathe pride. That's a good center for
in do that this this machine, the machine's.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
The bit fad about it was we had an anti nator,
a moldy woman, and she was talking about somebody else
about that and she was like, look therese these machines,
but how we do it down at them eye and
she was just suck that you put yourn to tell
you what, She's not wrong. It's gross, but it works
way better than the thing that does not work. I'm
trying to drink my delicious coffee measure. It was me

(41:41):
so sop. It could be so much worse.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Someone said, oh, here's one for you had a kid
twenty years ago thanks to the cozy livy cry still
at home.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
This is oh, yeah, they don't leave, do they? They
don't leave? Two words impacted Still parents that are about to
deal with this no immediately. Yeah, that's when its clogs.
Basically when it backs up and it just keeps getting
more and more and more. We get it out compacted.
Put you no no play play. A millionaire is dedicating

(42:21):
twenty five million dollars to how people buy homes in Dunedin.
What his name is, Roger get A, Roger True Trewell.
I believe the apologies if I'm saying that wrong road
is great. So what he's just got so much money
is like, you know what, I want to help some people? Yeah,
I like this provide up to two hundred and fifty
first time buyers with around one hundred thousand dollars each
for deposits on affordable homes he plans to build across

(42:42):
the city.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Oh my god, for a first time one hundred thousand
dollars will go a long way.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yeah, he is giving you, basically essentially a discount to
buy houses he's building. But he didn't have to do No,
he didn't. He's still profiting by dropping a little less
and he's trying to get people in. Yeah you can.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I can't begrudge the guy for having, you know, being
a developer whatever, that's his business.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Is great. I'm not doling out food parcels and Okay,
now he's kind of slo did you read the full thing?
Because doling out food parcels, mam, is to how people
who are trying hard to get into their own house. Okay,
first off, I think and half was a lot better.
One hundred thousand though, that's a yeah, big help. What
are those are?

Speaker 7 (43:26):
They?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Like?

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Townhouses like you know, like the like two stories.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I don't have the details. They're going to be the
ones that are the cheapest to build.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
You go down in Dneda one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Good. Now, if people aren't in Dneda, could they like
move there and be like I'm here for the hundred
thousand dollars hand and have it as a rental property.
That's what he's not. He's not trying to get my
mail address. He's not trying to make more landlords.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Sright, I'll get one. I might get grab a couple
if he can help me out.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Another thing he's doing is establishing the Denetain Holmes Charitable
Trust in voting people to apply for improvements like new rooms,
double glazing.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Well, he pumps, okay, back on board.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Back on board. Yeah that's good. So how do people
apply for it? That details? Details, details, That's the thing, Haley,
I could I could deliver you a linkuine.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Just imagining being a young person living in Danina now
being like this is great.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I'm hearing the like, I'm not doubling out food passing,
you're not doing out. I'm giving you a little bit
of information. You google and find out the rest. You've
still got to want it. What happened there, Hailey? Is
you asked for the question he didn't know the answer
because he hasn't read the full article. Yeah, I think so.
That's a fair call. That's a fair call. As honest

(44:44):
as the day is long. I love this.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
He says that he just literally is going, I've already
sorted out my two kids, you know, like got them
provided for and set up for the future. I've got
lots of assets, I've got the spare money. Must complete
a florm similar to a more application to demonstrating that
they have a job, can pay a mortgage. That's good
because you don't want to set them up and then
leave them to struggle with a mortgage.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Where you talking like Extream Makeover Home edition where they
add all that radable value to a small house with
people already drowning in debt and they're stuck with horse
ornaments everywhere because the ladies horses and just races the
land tax. That is just completely unserviceable. Oh yeah, yeah. Now,

(45:27):
currently looking at Dunedin where the six degrees are snow
falling above two hundred meters, you.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
See how good would have been of double glazing being
the heap.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah, so I don't, I literally because I've actually tried
to jump in here and find the information, but I
can't find like a link or anything.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Well, I can't. We've done enough, haven't we sinking it?
But if I was going to put a list together
of people who have done more than enough, would be
up there with Roger.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
We're basically giving away one hundred thousands.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Of given the info info twenty two eight.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Next on the should like to share with you guys
a new beauty trend inspired by boys?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Okay, is this something Born and I can do? Oh?
You can do it. We're men's. You're the men's though.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Playborn and Haley makeup treads.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
They keep changing. You'd never destroy this black line around
your eye anymore. You wouldn't do it, would you. I've
never done when would you?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I think you guys would actually both look hot with
a bit of guyliner.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
God, the guyliner used to get me in the two
thousands and the Emo days.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Oh yeah, man, As a teenager, if I saw a
boy with an eyeliner on, and then I took a
lovely Christian boy and I died his hair black and
he used to start he was so wearing an eyeliner.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
And while I was a goner when I first fell
in love.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Is that why his mum hated you? She hated me.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I also got on her white walls while I was
like ruining.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Her ruining something.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
What you think that's the worst thing I did in
your house anyway?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Aha. Makeup trends.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Boy blush is the new hot TikTok trend and it's
inspired that they're calling a boy blush for women the
chicky bags all for those that enjoy wearing makeup to
be forged.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
But usually with blusher.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Historically, shall we say, you put blusher just on the
apples of your cheeks where like kind of naturally you
would have a bit of blush where you would blush
and maybe and then it sort of changed a little bit.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
You might take a little bit higher up the cheekbones.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Boy blush is inspired by they call it like the
ruddy cheeks.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Boys.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I think you're Williams and your Harry's now, you know,
like Prince Harry has always had that really red coodorization.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
British guys always have their say ruddy a little bit
of running or something the size and their cheeks go
all red.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
That that's the new trend. And so we're taking blush
lower and lower and lower. We get this kind of so.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
We're looking like we're always embarrassed and blush at we're
a bit nowfed or embarrassed. Okay, weird.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yeah, So like a couple of years ago, it was
like sunburn blush, and they used to do it so
you'd go over your nose as well and have this
little bit of paint to look like, oh my god,
I's spending the sun a little too long.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
It's all just make up.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
And now we're just we're just gonna have pink faces
soon apparently to get there. And they say that, oh,
it gives us kind of like image of being like
vibrant and like flushed with you know, blood coursing through
your veins and looking at bit bloody post coital or
post exercise.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Weird. I don't.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I feel like everything we get taught and it just
gets reversed.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
We just spent.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
So like when I first started wearing makeup, was all
dream mat Moose, and it was all about you'd get
the dream at Moose and you'd rub it in your
hands like this, and you just go there and then
you'd add no blood, no cheeks, no contour, nothing, no bronzer.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Who you want to have just a flat face?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Who was leading that?

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Like?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
What was the celebrity who led that sort of charge?

Speaker 4 (49:10):
And what?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I can't even think about it.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
I'd say like early two thousands dreamt Moost because you know,
and then we went heavy Kardashi and we did all
the contouring and stuff, and then it moved into the
same is ever changing? I can't imagine. One of my
best friends has roseation, always has in her whole life.
She used to buy that like green undertint, you know
this stuff like color correcting stuff, and you put green

(49:37):
on your face and then would hid mean you'd put
the foundation on top. Well, now she's and now she's
in vogue, bloody, trendy. She's got makeup because she's got
it there. She's got it there, and she's got freckles.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
And freckles are a trendy. People are drawing them.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Ons are great. Freckles are hute.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Have you seen people they get like Henner and stuff
and they get on a little brush like that, you
put fake freckles on.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
It just looks like a paintbrush.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
It looks like you've been flicked by a paintbrush, and
this will make you look like you're quite unfit.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Yeah, and you know you're all flushed and hot. Away,
give it a go if you want. It's called boy.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Blush plays Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Oh god, I remember dating a What a mess? What
a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
There's an Ossie content creator who has shared her like
immediate absolutely not deal break a comment that a guy
can make when they're organizing a day. So say they're
having a little chair and they make sure we go
out for a movie or something, and they make a
comment I just can't sort a date for the second time,
because for the second time.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I'll take you out to dinner in a movie turned
into Come.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
To Mind, and we can watch whatever you want on Netflix,
and I'll cook us eighteen eggs to share.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Off. And then, of course eight isn't a ridiculus many eggs.
That's a perfect amount of so many eggs. Just because
it scrambled scrambled, I mean, I don't know if some
of those evaporating. I don't know if that guy is
still free about I love eighteen eggs. I'm down for
that we took a protein in a movie. Yeah, just
please protein and a movie.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
But this is like, I feel like so many girls.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Will be like, yes, well, it's a code, right, it's
and shell going back a few years, one hundred. It's
just code for you know what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
And if you're a girly like that's who I guess
has she said like she's canceled it in a second time,
so she's out, she's dated.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
She's wanting something more meaning, she's wanting something more meaningful.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
And when you say let's have dinner in a movie,
dinner in a movie is fine because at the end
of dinner in a movie you can have a little
kiss and go home.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Although you were telling me how much your movie costs
the other day, Yeah, thirty three dollars fifty for a
ticket and dinner. And if you're buying them a ticket, yeah, which.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Some Yeah, and we haven't even eaten or had a drink.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
So I look you you're trying to paint this as
a cozy livly cry, like, well, come back to mine
and we can watch Netflix and I'll cook you eggs.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
But for sure, this is code.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I imagine people wanting something deeper that even that thing.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Of should we just go back to mine? I think
I've got a bot of wine in the fridge. But
I guess if you don't want to go out and pay,
like for a movie and stuff, there are free things
you can do, like walk all.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
You could go and look at the ocean. It's always changing,
especially in New Zealand. Away it's always different. You can go.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Draw, draw a picture of each other. Oh when is
the best time for free samples at the supermarket, especially
the evening ones, you know when they have the little
walk on the stand that means business. When we've got
sausages of some fish dumplings, maybe kiev key years, you

(53:03):
thin slice of the chicken, key of the do another
go around.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Especially if if you had the key year at the
front by the meat yeap. Then we make our way
towards the wine ale and sometimes they're doing a small
wine tasting.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, it's a nice little date night. Beautiful.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
You could stop and flick through a magazine dream, a
travel magazine.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Where would you like to go? Look what's in the Dali.
You don't need to buy anything, get.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
A little pick and mix lolo for later. Some conies
on your way.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
If it goes that way, great, do we just come
up with a great date night idea supermarket dates? Although
it's just if it's a budget conscious thing, you don't
get your connies at family planning. Maybe maybe a little
presumptuous of you to assume it will go that way,
but maybe just don't show them until maybe you could
buy squeeze into that kid's ride. That's two dollars. You know,
there's always a little maybe take or take turns if

(53:55):
you can't both take.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Turns or yeah, on your lap turns and I'll just
watch you as you shake around in this tiny car.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
It's a hot day. It's a hot day. It's you
know what, it's free or two dollars. Get warmed up,
car work warmed up? There, play play Hey.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I know you probably would have congressed.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I know you probably would have talked about it yesterday
when I wasn't here.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I did tune them for a while, did you yeah? Okay, okay,
I was loving it. Did you like How did you
like the show? Well?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
I was in the car with two of my marching
gals and they heard Shannon's voice and they said, God,
they replaced you quickly, I said, that's one of our
producers on when you're not there.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
No, no, anyway, it was great show.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
But I'm sure you talked about the opening ceremony of
the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
We did the drama. There was a lot of drama.
I know, the Oh my god, I cried. I said
to shut a Oh Selene didn't before because she hadn't
because they were said it was going to be a Gaga.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
And it was all around the city so it wasn't
like in a stadium like it has been before.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
But then Gaga was not with Celandia up to it.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Was on a platform on the Eiffel Tower singing a
beautiful French song full vocal quality return anyway, but Lady
Gaga was there and she performed a French number on
the stairs and everyone was like, what a great way
to start. And then so what's happened?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Is she French? Lady gar.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
She's a New York Snoop dogg and he's like carrying
the talk, carrying Selma high x not French.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Does France not have enough celebrities that we all know?
Did you see the French rapper that was in the
any ceremony? Oh? No, Okay, I'm not mad. I love
that the Snoop Doggs.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
He is the icon of this Olympics.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
By the way. Let him like cheer even on the crowd.
He's just loving it.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
But Gaga was there and she's hanging around. Everyone lost
their minds. She ordered a sandwich and French yeah, and
they were like, yeah, the woman eats.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
And you apologize. Gagar has French Canadian ancestry.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Oh okay, so French connection, yeah Yeahbia. Well, the French
Prime Minister, gabrie A Latal, kind of popped the cork
on one of her biggest secrets because he posted a
video to TikTok that was like introducing Gaga to the
Prime Minister and then her boyfriend. And in the video,

(56:35):
it kind of was slipped that Lady Gaga introduced her
boyfriend as a fiance and she hasn't officially made that announcement,
and I'm sure she was just like, I'll just tell you,
but you know, it hasn't been announce But then it
got posted to the TikTok and everyone was like, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Fiance and so now everybody knows you're engaged.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yeah, so this is the softest launch, but of a.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I'm sure lady Gaga would have loved to have done
a big you.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Know, magazine or tell teams at an airport.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
She would have loved to have done something like that.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
But the French Prime Minister spelled the secret before let
Gaga was able to go. And this is what I
thought we should get some calls and messages in for
is when this has happened to you, if someone has
I love the beans.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
You know it's traditional men will ask their fiance's father
for their hand in marriage. Yes, and then the dad's
ruined it, you know, yeah, because they can't keep they
can't keep a secret.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Oh I know that dads can't.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yeah. Oh, we're getting pizza. You probably want one any
with the we didn't. Oh no, I've done something, Cheryl,
I've done it. I've spelled the beans, like spelling the
You know the gender of a baby before a gender reveal?
I tried.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I had a friend who knew the gender of all
three of us kids and his wife didn't until they
were born. I was like, did he not he likes
a whiskey.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Not just accidentally say like, oh, I.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Would do so, you know you'd be exciting for you
with your son or something, and then.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
They talk about you talk about names, and if you
knew the gender, you probably wouldn't put as much effort
into boys hanging up with names for the other gender.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Yeah, I know he didn't trap, but so many people
would have.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Okay, well this is what we want to know. Oh
eight hundred dars at him? Call now, text through nine
six nine.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Sake who revealed your big secret or your big news
before you got the chance to shout out to dad
say oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Mums are bad enough though moms. Moms love a gossmums
love it.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Tell you this, he said, not to, but it'll come
out later that mom's been telling everybody, but Dad's just
blunder it and tell everybody in front of the.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Person Fla and.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
The bloody French Prime Minister spilled the beans accidentally, but
on Lady Garga's best secret is that she's gonna marriage
the boyfriend's now fiance.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
So we wanted to know before lady had.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Been engaged before. But you should be married. Oh my god,
imagine the dress.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Yeah it was summer. It'll be neat.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Meat.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I thought you said it'll be neat. I was like, yeah,
probably will be quite neat.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Maybe though, because it's a wedding dress, you go for
something more delicate.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
It'll be Ham rather than last champagne. Champagne shaved Ham. Yeah,
you're beautiful, lunching with pigs and carrots in it. Look
like jewels. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gorgeous. She's previously been engaged
to actor Taylor Kenney and talent agents Christian Canaro. So
this is a third engagement, right, shouldn't tell anybody?

Speaker 4 (59:52):
You know?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
By the third one, everyone's like, you just want to
do it quietly, quietly. Yeah, it'll be another one. So
we want to know that morning. We want to know
this morning. Who ruined the big surprise for you? Your
special news? Yeah, and no shortage of people texting. And
let's start with Emma. This was a housemate that spelled

(01:00:13):
the beans. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:00:14):
So my housemate was one of the first ones to
know that I was pregnant, and we did ask her
just keep it between us, don't tell anybody, and she
told our friend group.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Forgot I told the whole friend group.

Speaker 12 (01:00:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Yeah, there's no such thing as a secret when more
than one person knows. How did you How did you
find out that everyone knew?

Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
So we told some people, and then one of them
was like, oh it actually, I'm really sorry to tell
you this, but we already knew.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
They couldn't even pretend pretend.

Speaker 11 (01:00:50):
It was a while after right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Oh god, if I was spelling that kind of goss,
I'd say, hey, Vaughn, don't tell anyone. And if they
tell you, ex surprise.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Yeah you've heard the sentence from your thousand times. Yeah,
of course you know that I put together on hell
of a performance.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't know. I always when I'm lying,
I always pronounced the what as a what you put
an age before the door? Yeah, n really goes us
a shocking to me, Emma. Thank you. Steff Host filled
the beans on your big secret.

Speaker 10 (01:01:30):
Well, my husband and I were in the hospital and
I was giving birth to our first son, and we
text the family once he kind of came out and said,
you know, we've we've got a little boy. And my
brother in law's girlfriend at the time put a post
up on Facebook than congratulations, and I was still cann't
even deliver thee through the breathing process.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
She announced the baby without knowing the gender of the placenter.
Oh my god, yeah, I mean yeah, that's a thing
that you you know, you've got to do the big
post you wait yeaheah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:04):
You parents, you'd like to be able to say congratulations,
but also get through the process before it's actually.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Still tend it cord still in. I also heard you
say girlfriend at.

Speaker 10 (01:02:15):
The time, yeah, well and truly ex girlfriend and very
quickly after that process became the.

Speaker 11 (01:02:21):
Ex skil friends.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Yeah, she obviously jumped the gun on the posting, so
she's a yeah obviously but much recognizes but much see
if thangg you uh Tiana who ruined your surprise?

Speaker 12 (01:02:40):
Our sonographer? I think it's a very baby based surprise
ruiner today totally.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
But it's one of the big secrets, right that you
get to keep in your life.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
The sonomously the person that's doing the yeah yeah yep.

Speaker 12 (01:02:56):
At our twenty week scan, we explicitly said, hey, we
don't know because we're doing a big you know, dinner
tonight with our family, so please can you write it
down on the piece of paper so that we can.

Speaker 13 (01:03:06):
Also find out at the same.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Time as how do you spell boy?

Speaker 13 (01:03:13):
It was actually a male yeah okay, male sonographer, and
as they he scanned her heart, he was like oh, yeah,
she has a really strong heart. And both my husband
and I him.

Speaker 12 (01:03:26):
And he was like, he was like, no, no, don't worry.

Speaker 13 (01:03:27):
I refer to all and babies as girls. He know,
she her, you know, don't worry about don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Ginger is a societal construct.

Speaker 13 (01:03:36):
We were totally having a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I saw it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
I mean, it's easy, right, It's easy to happen like.

Speaker 12 (01:03:43):
That, totally such a hard secret to keep.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
I always wonder how snographers avoid the willie when they're
doing those scans.

Speaker 13 (01:03:51):
Oh, we we have to close eyes and yeah, right,
look away.

Speaker 12 (01:03:55):
They're like, look away, look away, I'm going to do,
you know, go down to their their their privates. Yeah,
but it was apparently, yeah, very obvious. She was a
girl and he couldn't keep it in.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
That sucks. I mean, you got a girl, that's yeah, Tiana,
thank you. So message is that my six year old
son told my parents that I was getting divorced before
I had a chance to start. Ask my partner of
the time to leave another sononymous one either deaddy. We
got to the last scan at thirty nine weeks of
the pregnancy, and the sonographer said he looks fine and

(01:04:26):
ready to join us. Came out to my mum at sixteen.
Oh yeah, and I asked her to keep it on
the down low until I was ready. Not long after,
I got seen a rainbow scarf from my grandmother that
she'd noted. Oh my god, that's so story that you

(01:04:47):
want right, Yeah, that makes me to cry. That's the
most beautiful thing. And Mum had to admit she had
told the family overseas.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Nanny's like, oh yeah, him a nice case scuff.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
My mom told my sister that she was going to
be my bridesmaid even before I got to tell my sister. Oh,
I got pregnant at seventeen, told my best friend. I said,
please don't tell anybody. Turned up a school the next
day and wonder why people will look at me. Funny everybody,
that's a betrayal.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Seventeen as well, you're working through some things there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Oh my gosh. My mother in law told everyone I'd
had a miscarriage when I explicitly told her not to
tell anyone, as we wanted to tell the rest of
the family in our own time. Yeah, it's not your news.
The news, it's not the news for a Facebook posters,
if I might play devil's avocado for a moment, she
might have been rather than MM. The mother in law
might have been trying to protect because I'd imagine if

(01:05:41):
you had a miscarriage and then everyone's like, how's the
brignancy going the baby and I'm so excited and sending
you like it's the size of an avocado. Now, that
could be quite hard, right, So baby, she was trying
her best to help.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
My mother in law was telling a nail technician the
plans for the night, and at that evening her son
was going to get engaged aged.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
I'm the I'm the fiance. I was sitting right next
to her.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
So she's She's like, the mom hasn't seen her at
the nail places, Like, my son's going to propose to
my girlfriend, the girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Right there, I'm sitting right next to her. Did she
at any stage say Hi, I don't know, Oh my god,
that's funny. And his mum, oh she's chatting. I went terrupt.
My son's going to propose to his girlfriend. My sister
in law announced my pregnancy on Facebook before I'd even
told my family. Then my now ex husband told all
of our clients from our business. He was divorcing me

(01:06:33):
before he told me, Oh my god, it's to running
the family. Well, wow, the secret what happens at the
end of House of Dragon season two? Accidentally yesterday finished?
Stop paused to bring Yeah, I'm almost I'm binging the
whole second season. Wait so we can go ahead, touching gate.

(01:06:58):
Season two is out today? Yeah, okay, what would have
been today? Now it's Monday episodes of Monday, aren't they
because that's Sunday night. Hber okay, h h ber. I'm
h real hard. Seasons better than season one because it
was a bit bloody silly. I've heard it's great. Okay, good? Yeah,

(01:07:18):
I was told of the weekend that season two is
better than season one. Good. They were clarified. There what
else we've got in here? I think there's a ton
of babies. Yeah, it's a lot of babies. Babies, a
lot of baby.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
Stuff plays Flitchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Fact of the Day, Day day, day, day, Do do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Do do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Today's Olympic fact of the day is, where does the
name Olympics come from?

Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Grease, grease correct any further limb doing on the sated? Yeah? Perfect,
and they were the best, were the best pecks Olipex.
It is in reference to Mount Olympus mount it's a

(01:08:18):
mountain in Thessaly. So I've looked up that that's got
a good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
One.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Is that the one in Athens? No, no, no, no, no, no,
not with the pantheon at the top. That's on the
border of Macedonia in Greece. Okay, you need to travel
with the pans and Athens. No, that's the acropolis, the
pan in the buildings on the top of them, isn't it?

(01:08:44):
Isn't it in Rome the pantheon.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Yeah, yeah, I've been ready. I've never been to Greece.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
I've been there. There we Arolispolis side the Acropolis. I
don't know. I thought it was the Pantheon Greece. Can
you can we get a map of the you know
what happened? He spent way too much time on Roman
orgies in history, Greek orgies. That's why I thought, right,

(01:09:15):
a temple of all gods. The word pantheon derives from
the Greek pantheon, literally a temple of all gods. There
is a pantheon at the top of that thing, but
it's just what they call a it's not what the
world would know as the pantheon, as in the one
and rologized to everybody, I won't I'm surrounding pantheon, you know,

(01:09:38):
one of the many one of pantheons. I mean, I
just mean our warehouse, not dumpy house. I mean an
industrial warehouse. Why are you putting me in this red polo.
I simply said warehouse, No, no, where ever and gets
a bargain. That's what I said. I said, there are

(01:09:58):
bargains to be had everything. So the mounta Olympus is
in like northern Greece, by Macedonia and in the path
and on.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
People are texting him being like, there's a Parthenon in Greece.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Was he just on a path? Someone else said, mum,
what's an orgy? A lot of oranges? You have a
lot of oranges. Everyone brings an orange. You have an
orange days, Orange parties, booboo, part and on, parting on
is in Greece, the panth in Rome. The one is

(01:10:35):
in Greece. The pantheon there everyone knows. Ah. So Mount
Olympus is so massive and high, it's the highest mountain
peak in Greece. They believe that was the home of
the gods. Yea, they believe it was a mountain so high.
I was a constant to the heavens, such a traund
start to watch humans as the Zeus and et cetera.

(01:10:56):
They all live up on Mount Olympus. So the Olympics
were kind of like two things. To honor the gods
they were before, and be like, look at how great
we have become your creations, faster than ever and can
jump higher than before. Look at our break dancing, Look
at our sack flips horses, Yeah, doing a trot. Watch

(01:11:18):
a woman with what looks like a crazy rifle, hold
perfectly still and take one breath in and then on
a slower eas house pull the trigger and now the
bull's away. That's right. I was watching a bit of
God's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Watch us climb this wall vertically in six seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes. Watch our bottoms
as we play beach volleyball. I'm watching this. I'm watching
the ball. Me too, go over the net, me too.
From the Pantheon in Greece. So they did, they did it.
And also the thought was that if you were like
on par the gods might be like, you can come

(01:11:54):
up over here. You can come up here. Well you
could have s you could have seen wow, to live
on Mount Olympics. So it was the Olympic Mount Olympus,
but then OLYMPIAD because you know they say it's the
seventy fifth Olympics. Yeah, Olympian is a period of four years.
Yeah does that? Do it every four years? Right from
the get go it was like a budget thing and

(01:12:15):
that was expensive, which you just wait four years because
you're already be building in the next city, you know, Yeah,
well you need some downtime. But the music festivals that
are like, we just need a couple of years break
because they're not coming back. We're not coming back, and
they're not coming back. They're not coming back if they're
gone for that long. It's not the Olympics, man, They're
not coming back for four years. They're just Yeah. So
today's Olympic factor the day is The Olympics are named

(01:12:38):
for Mount Olympus, which was believed to be the home
of the Golds, and the Pantheon is in Rome. Well,
our pantheon a temple of all gods.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
You say, the day day day day day, Yeah, do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
This is a big day for me. I am I'm
coming out, so to speak.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
I didn't think you is coming out first, but please
carry on.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
I'm you know, I soft launched there, I reckon got
ahead of Wilkinson's looking good in Paris at the moment. Anyway,
I would like to stuff identify as officially a snorer.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Yeah, I'm saving.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I have always been a quiet sleeper, and I was
the kid who, when I used to share room with
my brother, would like wake him up if he breathed,
like you know that loud breathing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I'm like loud breathing. And I've slipped many.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
A spear bed with people snoring next to me, and
I was just always like, oh my god, snoring, have
some self respect.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Grow up, grow up? What are you now?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Aaron had mentioned maybe earlier in the year that I
become a bit of a snorer. I mean, then we
put a lot of it down to one bit of
wait game a little bit, and two working really hard,
like doing all the comedy fest and late nights and
being really tireder exhaustion, and that's all sort of settled down,
and it's continued and I was just like, we'll just

(01:14:33):
sort of ignore that that's happening. But over the weekend
I was down in Wellington for a Lockhill Reunion Marching conference,
the Marching conference, and I shared a room with my
two friends.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
So it was three of us in this twin hotel room.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Not one big bed. Did you make one big bed?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
No, no, we just had two queen size beds.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Well, who got this queen bed to themselves? My friend Rachel.
You push them together and you have one. You won't
make one big bed.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
No, I know, but we didn't do that because there
was there was stuff in them. But it was a
very small room. In the end, there was very crammed actually,
so me and my friend erin Are sheared a bed.
And after the first night in which I didn't, we
didn't have many drinks. You know, It wasn't that that
was the problem. They both were like, man, you having
a good old snore. I was like, oh yeah, I
think just you know, being up on Friday hours exhausted.

(01:15:24):
I think I'm just tired using that old excuse if
I'm not normally a snorer. And these two, these are
two of the quietest sleepers i've ever sleepext often like
you're alive.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
And then the next night we did have a few drinks,
same thing. Far out sprow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
You're roaring. It's like not bad, it's like not even
like cute. Like did they do a recording. I don't
think they did, because I feel like if my friend
was like, I'm not that bad, I'd be like.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
So it's sure, Laura not get woken up by the snoring.
I did myself on the plane week snore our friend
Mike's eg snoring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it metter. We're air plugs.
Oh yeah, yeah, well one of my friends were.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Rachel was wearing ear plugs, but she was in the
spear bed.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
We went your back. I don't know. They weren't like,
oh my god. They were just like no, it was
all right. Rachel had to you know, next time there's
are like a marching reunions. Yeah, guys will save money.
We can just hear a bit. Nah, not this, it's

(01:16:34):
just nah, guys, come on, we'll just get twin beads
or something. It's just it's good to have your own spaces.
I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
I don't know what to do other than like work,
on my fitness and you know, get all that going again.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Don't sleep on your back.

Speaker 10 (01:16:46):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I don't think I do on your side. I don't know.
You might need annoy because I was when people going
for you know where they go and they're like, I've
got something and they're just getting a nose job. But
they're like, it's can I get a free nose job?
You know when people go in and I get a
nose job, but they say, oh no, it was because
of my deviated septum. It was my septum. I'm getting
my septim and bullshit, it's come out of different shape

(01:17:07):
because I don't mind my nose. But I got a
little because but that would be up top.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
My problems down the bottom with a little flicky bit,
but I can get a little. I think it's the
weight of the bigger boobs bearing down on me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Maybe I don't get a lift. I don't know. Now
you like Mala Harris? Sorry said that wrong. Carmela Cama Harla.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Com a coma coma, Come and come Harress.

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
What do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
I've been watching a lot of this coverage since Kamala
Harris took over as a presumptive nominee. And do you
know in America they're all saying she could be the
first woman president. Female. I don't say female. Is this
something like one of those like how we have words
and we use s's and they use z's. It's like
an American, like an American because I thought when I

(01:18:02):
first said I was God that wrong. No, Heaven, I've
just been like yelling at the future. It's great yell
when an old man just yells at the TV. Female,
isn't it. Yeah, But they're all saying they say woman
writer or woman comedian or yeah. They're just like, she
could be the first woman president. I'm like, no, the

(01:18:23):
first female president doesn't sound right, But maybe it's an
American thing. I don't know. It's that was a sidebar,
you're honor? Is it woman president or female president? Now?
That was our seven years ago on Reddit's rama sub reddit.
There's no simple answer to this, but the economists around
a great thing piece on this very topic about a
year ago. That's just checking that out. Okay, that's a

(01:18:43):
really interesting phenomenon language over forever. One hundred years now,
the woman as adjective has been at least as popular
as using female and way more popular than man is
compared to male. Huh huh. Apparently either way is the
first man president. You wouldn't say that this man president,

(01:19:08):
but anyway, So obviously Kamala Harris now is in the spotlight,
and that's thrust the spotlight on her private life, her family.
She has two step children. Yeah. Dog described as a
knitsing obsessed topless model. She's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Yeah, Harry umpets, Crochet's bikinis, shaggy here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
She's been around. She's not like she was at the
inauguration of Joe Biden where yes, Karmela, yes, thank you,
was vice president. She was there, but of course that
was four years ago. So she's changed, and she's got
a little way more into her knitting and way more
into being topless, I assume, because that seems to be
what it's So if your mum, Christine was thrust into

(01:19:52):
the spotlight, yeah, and all of a sudden, Christine could
be the first woman president of America. Christine Smith. Yeah.
How would they describe her son Vorn? Oh yeah, maybe
maybe something probably about the beard he was going to
be on.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Appearents bearded, funny, button nosed. Yeah, cuteute, but something described
as cute. No, you'd be described as a navy hat
wearing jambsis son of a freak woman president. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:20:33):
mine would be oh god, you get to know her
and she'll settle.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Down a bit much food. Yeah, about keeps us.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
On her toes. Yeah, daughter of woman president attractive.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Somebody messaged and that's a neon head and unable to
decide what creers she wants. Daughter of the president. Yeah,
so that's was that. Yeah, the focus on obviously knitting obsessed,
but it's because like knitting is very trendy at the moment. Yeah,
Tom an Olympic diver.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
She's giving big stick of tattoos. She's got the hairy armpits,
she's got looks super gen z. And they're saying, like,
I don't think it's like a negative commentary. I think
people have been like, this is great for Kamala.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Yeah. I think I'm also to show that, like the contrast, right,
the topless model also does and how many times is
she topless model? It makes it sound like it's her
main source of income.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
No, like one very rarely and like most she's usually
wearing a bikini top or or covering it with her hands.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Can I just say I just saw one photo almost
a bit of me, you know?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
That looks like Bradley Cooper is doing research for a
role where he's going to play a woman. It's a
horrible thing to say, no, not in a bad way, sunglasses.
What I'm really complimenting here is what a versatyle actor
Bradley Cooper is.

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's a picture of her smoke and Dorry.
It's weird, but you remember Barack Obama smoked Duarries and
now his daughter's smoke and he's like, yeah, well their
own women. Hey, guys, apparently been the company's most successful podcast.
Isn't enough? They want asked to tell people to tell

(01:22:27):
more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it,
but we have to tell them to tell others to
like it. I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast
that the company Yeah, the real losers. Yeah, like yeah,
maybe maybe we won't say that. Maybe we should even
encourage people to listen to other podcasts that the company make,
but only after ours, Yeah, and not more than our

(01:22:49):
give us a sixty little review though, zid Ms, Fletch,
Vaughn and Hailey