Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 31st July 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM podcast Network, the Lee and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Thanks Bread Brand.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Captain Our Captain Sarah Hidry is down, what she says,
to receive some sort of injury.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
We just need one medal so that we can get
on the per capita table and we will dominate. And
we'll just dominate that table for the rest of the Olympic.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
How great is MICHAELA Blyth?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
I mean, they're all amazing, Butrush.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I got so many Olympic crushes during the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Have you been on the conspiracy the Olympics conspiracy Tiktokic week?
This morning I found out that the Olympic flame isn't
even a flame.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's not a real vapor.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Lights. Oh okay, I know in the stadium, the one
they run with, the one in the stadium. Is it
because it more better for the environment? Is it more better?
Is it? Wouldn't let that one slip? Thank you Brand
being in he brin coming up on the show. We'll
keep you up, Dad with the score of the sevens.

(01:17):
Minutes to go, Silly Little Pole is just minutes away.
Do you check your eggs at the supermarket before you
buy them.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I just trust, blindly trust.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
But then you end up with it like I've got
had a couple of beakmark, a couple of cracks lately?
Have you had a couple of beag marks?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay, the girls are reacting to something. Have has something happened?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
No, nothing's happening. God, it's this is tense.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
We're half working and half enjoying this next on the show,
though apparently there are some new words in the dictionary already.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Either they wait till the end of the year to
do this.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, I believe these are some gen z specialities.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And we'll come back and find out next if we
have our first gold or silver metal gold, it's gonna
be gold, right, We have got a storming runaway try
the girls about the numbers of nineteen twelve. Still yet
to convert that, although it was a try on the side.

(02:15):
So we've got this right surely hundred Oh my god,
State in the corner. She is the DwC play Sims,
Flitzva and Hailey. New Zealand has its first gold medal
sevens team beating Canada. It is all over. What is

(02:36):
the score? Nineteen twelve, nineteen twelve. Yep, that's the that's
the gold medal. Mac I already going to Canada though,
because again it's not a name. You see it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
The sevens tournaments dominating.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
You got figs, you got your blips getting to the
per Capita.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I just saw bring sprinting back to the newsroom to
give us an update.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's so oh my god, yeah, per Capita.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Surely that's put us.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Right up the top because we're so.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Little, so very early metal medalscampita dot com. But it
won't be it won't be updated. Oh, good game, they're doing.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game,
good game stuff, good game stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Eight minutes past six.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm all hyped up.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Now, why are you standing there? I'm too close to you. Yeah,
go back to what you normally said.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'm just enjoying in the celebrations. Shannon's like, move, move,
I'll shuffle back to my little hovel. Then it all
seems a bit sort of silly, now, doesn't that because
I'm really excited.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Go the girls.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, three gen Z terms have been added to the dictionary, and.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It does seem to raise this point. It does seem
too soon to be adding something at the end of
the year. I know it is August on Thursday tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I love that At this the top of this news
article that I'm reading about these gen Z terms have
been added officially to the dictionary. Said that millennial may
have never heard of. The first one is the eck.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Now, we're not that lame.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
That behind that. We don't know what the eck is.
So that's the most commonly used one. When you suddenly
become very disinterested in a person that you're dating. Yeah,
maybe you see that's popular when people see little legs
waiting underwater.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Have you seen that one before? Yeah, we're guys are
trying to keep themselves.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Afloat and like they're just looking cool on top of
the underwater that and.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Like this is the biggest ac or people hooking their
toes onto like bar stools.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's the eck. Okay, boop, what do you mean? How
would you do that?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Like you've got well, you know, when you're like barstool's
got a bar across the.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but at a bar, you're generally wearing
some long terms. I could probably do that. Is that
not good? Like that?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Okay, okay, okay, I didn't know this was like a
slang boop, which sure he is already in the dictionary, right, which.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is everything is already in the dictionary, right.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
It's just definition refers to a gentle tap on someone's
nose or head as a way of showing affection.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
The phages the bovener forever it gen z thing that's
boop on the nose.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
And the last one is chef's kiss.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Chefs chef's kiss.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
They did not invent chef's kiss.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
They are claiming it and I am just reporting it.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's appropriation of previous generations, so they appropriation. It's the
same with their baggy pants, walking around with their baggy
pants and their their white foxes in their leisure club hoodies,
thinking about the first to have worn baggy Excuse me,
we loved a baggy wing skates shoes first?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
What did.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
You like beggar jeans and women's fashion? Now I think
it's I think it's anti thigh because my issue is
my thigh fills out and then so no longer baggy, right, right?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Like when you're wearing a skinny jean with a curvaceous thigh,
you fill it, you fill it. Out because everyone fills
out a skinny j but when you've got a wide
legged jean but you've got a white thigh.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
You just need to go gene baggy.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, go bagging up.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Gosh, where am I going to get these big baggy jeans?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Anyway?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Those are the three gen z terms have just been
outed to sex.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Ends plays Fletchborne and Hailey and Hailey, silly little poole
s p it is so silly, silly, silly that silly
little pool, silly poo silly lit dupole, silly.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Still a little pole.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
You checked the eggs before buying the carta and now
that's not the date on the eggs, is that you're
checking each individual eggs at them My mum, it's a mum,
big mummy energy this one.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I've I've started doing this because the last couple of
times I had beak marks in a couple of eggs, right,
and the weird that they slipped that slipped through their shouse,
I know, and then like huge just cracks that it
would have been like dropped or something.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
When you go to pull an egg out of the
cart and the cracks down the bottom and glued itself
to the bottom.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
I mean, I'm not going to go and turn every
egg to make sure that they're all good.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Some markets chick for you.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know if they do hale.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah they do.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
They beat through and then I just have a little
geezy but now and then they don't remove the feathers.
So yeah, yeah, fake, it's all nice. Where seventy six
where people are checking their meals, seventy six percent of
people check the ears. Yeah three quarters. That's wild, right,

(07:48):
They're like a dollar each Now I can understand eighty
cents to a dollar.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, per eggs. You got to some feedback. Sally says,
this is what I saw my mum doing my entire childhood.
It doesn't often, but occasionally I do find a carton
with cracked eggs in it.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, don't want that cart and your mum was right.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
A Crystal says, it feels like buying gold because of
how expensive eggs are.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I have to check with that gold is good before
you buy the gold. That's the rule.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Felicity, No, because I'm the silly goose who would probably
dropped them as soon as they took the lid off. Yeah, true,
and then drop classic goose destroying, destroying, chicken eggs, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Duck eggs, No, why would you not check?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Just buying a load of smashed eggs to make your
house and car smell. Yeah, Adam, This is from Adam,
and he says, and for guys eggs being so expensive,
and for you guys eggs being so expensive, it'd be
less hassle just to burn the money than buy a
cracked egg. Zach says, absolutely only to see if no
med chickens laid them, and to see if they've got

(08:52):
the token placed feather nicely touched.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
The good night. I'm buying free range.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Do you know what I did yesterday was I bought
a six pack and there was a half of a
twelve back.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Then I want a six pack because I knew I
had a half of.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
A twelve pack and I didn't want to have to
go back to the supermarket knowing I was going to
finish that pack. So now I've made twelve and then
I found a couple of rows.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Why not just have eighteen eggs and by a whole
another dozen.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yes, it's too many eggs.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
It's more economical, I know, but economicatively yesterday I wanted
to save money in the moment.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
And then I save money, though, did you shut up?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
And then in the and I got home and they
created one sort of monster carton.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
But now I don't know who's got the freshest ecksht yeah,
float test.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
So you just want to complete, like fill the holes
in your big card.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
It was just topping up, right, topping up eggs.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Some wall feedback, Dana says, I got a dozen eggs
in every single one of them was cracked. I was
so disappointed. I checked every time since Yeah, every single egg.
Mcwaally's said. I also checked the bottom of a cart
and to check for wet spots.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I don't even I didn't even think about that because
it would seek through.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, get sticky eggs, go go gadget magnifying
glass business. Yeah yeah, good second, you're not going to
get the guy at the bottom that sticks it to
the car. You chicken the bottom for a wet spot
or even a stain that indicates there's been a wet spot.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Like that other person that message, and I'd tip it
upside down and it'll it or caught out. That could
totally happen. Yeah, So they go to a little pole
check your eggs. Eighteen minutes past six.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Next someone's on the rise of high school students and
let's hope they don't get this permanently tattoed on their bodies.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Plays flits play, just waking up, just joining the world.
This morning we have our first Olympic Paris medal gold,
the women's seventheen beating Canada this morning. How go? Yeahlan?
Now do you know just a quick update we did
because we've always spoken about our success on the medals

(10:57):
per capita table. Now they haven't up dated the table
for two days, but the last time they did, Mongolia
was one on the table and they've got three point
two eight million people.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Is that all?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah? Next to one of the most populous countries even
at the world. It's very cold and don't sleep. Yeah,
it's a vast it's very cold in beauty. But it's
not a gold. It's not a gold. So what do
you want to be above them? Do you know what
they got it? I don't. Second Belgium eleven and a
half million people in Belgium, they've got two medals. Kazakhstan

(11:33):
eighteen million, they've got two. Okay, that's pretty good for us.
Helen Stan's got two.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, they've got.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Wrestling judo judo right, confirmed they were a judo nation. Yeah,
we're officially now on the table.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Excited, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Go the girl's good star. Yeah, leave it to the ladies.
So about fifteenth on the table overall, just with one medal.
Fifteenth overall yep. Currently Pan is beating everybody with seven
golds China six, France five, Australia five, the nice carea

(12:08):
five and the US three, which.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Is bad career at no medals. Do they send anyone?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I don't even know they remember? Do they you here?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
On Monday we talked about bad careers welcome back for
the first time in ages? Oh really yeah, because they're naughty,
they are, but naughty and other things happening also in
New Zealand, currently playing France at the round ball what's
round ball?

Speaker 7 (12:32):
Ball?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
The round soccer? Basketball?

Speaker 8 (12:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, good, okay, football, round ball. It's got different names
and all different and sports though around.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
In fact, rugby is one of the only ones that
is not.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, famously that's all right.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Hey, Now, apparently over the last thirty years this isn't
the UK, but often we are quite similar.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I don't know if it'll aligned with drinking habits and
New zeal.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I'd say, compared to the UK, So where we get
our drinking from?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
When here is that?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, yeah, it seems very similar. Well, the number of.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Straight edge, meaning like completely drink and drug free high
school students, over the last thirty years has increased to
nearly fifty percent of students. So it's gone up very
very much, so harsh incline the amount of young people
just being like absolutely no to alcohol, tobacco and recreational drugs.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
So no, not yes when you say it's increased, butscription
medication for anxiety through the.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Room increased straightedge, Yeah, so basically the increase in the
number of people who do not do any kind of
substance abuse.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I was never really with the straightage crowd. I was
aware of the Hamilton had a massive strate edge scene,
right hard glory stratege you dudes, Yeah, early too foul.
What was the home of parachute, wasn't it? It was
parachute music festivally Yeah, yeah, and many clapping churches.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Know what the.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Description medication? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
My brother was straight edge, like he was like because
we were all but him and I were both emo
and it was quite big in that scene.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, I bet your parents, like while they were worried
about you, were severely disappointed in the fact that your
brother turned his back on alcohol.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
No, no, because would be at similar parties, it'll be
like good, good, like Sam's there are.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Do you think it's a mix of that, it's there.
It's a lot of anxiety, it's a lot of the
world is screwed, and also that they've grown up watching them.
You do drink though, No, but I reckon Also it's
probably growing up watching their parents drink all the time,
just like I don't like that embarrassing drunk parents would
put you off the booze my parents. I've never seen
my parents drunk, but.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
They said it's not it's not even like to do
strictly with you know, them being concerned about what it
does to their body, because all sorts of risky behaviors
including crime, driving hazardous hazardously and risky sexual practic practices
and young people.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
All whiskey sexual practice are all doubt they're just being
good or fighting at home, not socializing.

Speaker 9 (15:12):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Do you think that COVID had a lot to do
with it?

Speaker 8 (15:14):
Right?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Because we locked them up when they were like young teenagers.
And then they were like, this is kind of chill.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I don't want to go out now, why would you
go out?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, it's kind of It's very wild because we all
grew up in a much different time where it was
quite heavily part of definitely uniculture and then late.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
High school culture for sure. And this can only be
a good thing, you know, like that they're being good,
solid teenagers.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
More prosecco for you and more for me, Playumbor and Haley.
I love when they do scientific research and experiments on twins.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yes, I think all twins should be donated to science.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Even our friend lovely James.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Specially fascinating specimen. I haven't met his brother, but oh.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Another fascinating specimen.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well, researchers at Stanford University got together with some researchers
and a whole bunch of twins, and it sounds like
they put one twin on just a meat diet or
just you know, your standard diet of meat, and then
they put the other twin on a vegan diet and
it showed after eight weeks it slowed down their biological

(16:28):
aging just eight weeks. That is insane, I know.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I saw this study and apparently the twins didn't get
to choose which one they got put on. It was
randomly drawn, right, so like, if we were twins, we
wouldn't be like shotgun meat.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
This is some.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Netflix is here out of that sounds a vegan propaganda
to meat.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
And then the ones that were like given the vegan diets,
like some of them were big meat lovers and they
were so guarded.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
At the end of the study, they were all like,
I feel so much better, right, We'll just go to
our vegan, proper andest vegetarian propaganda. It's just on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I can't remember what it's called. I watched it too.
Is it just called something about a twin experiment or
something they I just.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Thought I love it when the experiment on twins, I know,
have you ever run any twin experiments? Have experiment? Haven't?
They're exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
You would have moved on pretty quickly from this, saying
you don't want me to really dive into this deep
but he's.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Looking at I'm not running you to visit experiments.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
But it's identical twins as well, so that physically they're
as close to each other as possible. And then all
the vegan ones like shredded, fad and god ally and healthy.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's just that they're eating mostly plans. No one said
they were happy. Sorry did I chuck you? No one
put happy. And it's just probably not eating ultra processed
food and eating like good food right, like plant based.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
There is nothing that will stop me from having a
steak tonight.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I just realized that I think it's just meat and
moderation with lots of plants.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Majority plants.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, you might be thinking eating eating animals is mad,
but what about this eating all their food, eat lots
and lots of plants. The cows are like, that's kind
of alphing. Back up, that's.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Thousands of years of evolution, but it's kind of our vibe. Yeah,
we're the ones that eat eat the eat the plants. Yes,
if you want to look the carnival, are we, I'm
a variety guys.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
You know, I'm so this carnival.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I just punished three oranges.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
The carnival diet is like this, both of you love
your fruits. The carnival diet has like fulfilled, like not fulfilled.
I infiltrated my social media to no end. Everyone just
eating meat and cheese and butter and it may be
like half an avocado, like they can't be good for
your can't surely not. You've got to get some leafs

(19:03):
in the.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I love my mate, but I love my beach. Yeah
that's good, okay. And I love my cheese and other way.
And I love my booze, and I love my water,
and I love my juice. I just love everything in
my mouth.

Speaker 9 (19:19):
Juice.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I didn't realize he was so passionate about juice.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Of juice not very often. Juice is a sometimes treat.
He loves juice out of a hotel buffet fountain. Oh,
really those things, because the glasses are so small.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
And I'll stand there and I'll fill one and old
guzz a lot, and then I'll feel because he's always thraight,
his apple orange and.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Something weird like a Kiwi range.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
And then the food runs always like a pineapple or
a guava if you're in the tropics, So you hammer
one of each and then you decide which one you
want to get more wrong.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
I just had you know, I'm learning about my friend.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
He loves juice. I had no idea like juice you
a child basically use some juice.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Flitchborne and Haley blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Yes, thems and days,
everybody them's days and gays. If you have a job
and you pay income tax today, you maybe getting a
tax cut. Well, everybody's kind of getting a tax can't.
I suppose annual taxes will decrease starting today.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I put it.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I've googled the average New Zealand income. Okay, just sixty five,
eight hundred and fifty two dollars a year. Okay, that's
the average average sixty five thousand, eight hundred and fifty two.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yep, I heard another.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Zero, and I was like, what's happened?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
What's hundred? You a long way ago?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Inflation got out of control. Bad, It's real bad. So
I popped that into the calculator. It says that my
annual taxes will decrease from twelve thousand, seven hundred to
eleven thousand, nine hundred, a tax cut of eight hundred
dollars over your total total year, or fifteen dollars a week. Okay,
So here are the top six things the average New

(21:09):
Zealander can spind Your.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Text cut on okay, I love it. Number six three
five dollar prescriptions that used to be free. Here we go.
I thought this is going to be fun. Not a
mouthpiece for the.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
List feels really mouthpiece for the lyft.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
It's not mouth busy for the lift. That's a fact.
That's a fact. That's you can't argue with the fact
that the government that is giving you the tax cut
also took a lot of the five dollars the free prescriptions.
A lot of our pharmacies will waive that one day,
like Chimis Warehouse, and.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
I always forget that, and I always got like a
local you know, support local school for supporting Thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, I went out by us and they do a
great they do a great time. Allen's shoutout, Alan's shoutout.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Jab they Yeah, they did a COVID date, did a
COVID burster for me. I didn't even feel it.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
And then one of those weird sections pharmacies always have
with like gifts half gift shop, half gift shop, half pharmacy.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Good on you for supporting local. Yeah, I know. Number
five on the list of the top sex things you
could spend your first ten dollar a week tax cut on.
I've done the calculations of the average price of gas.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
In New Zealand. Five and a half letters of petrol. Okay, again,
I thought this wasn't going to be political.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
This isn't political. That's just the price of gas.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yea, mother, that is the price of petrol ninety one. Yeah,
not premium and not diesel and not including road user charges. Okay,
which earned my How far would that get you?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Five leadersh I don't know how le, I never know
how much it works.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
How much can you can take you?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Okay, you'd probably get your working back. Seriously.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah, oh my gosh, that's great.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Number four on the last of the top sex things
you can spend your text cut on fifteen dollars a
week for the average New Zealander. One big Mac combo yum. Yeah, okay,
yeah done, Cordy pe combo. But Cordy p Why do
you hit a Cordy P over a big, biginning. You know,
I love a Cordy p lettuce. I do like a

(23:15):
big Mac, but yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
You know, I'm filling for short nuggies.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Followed by nuggiesque extra pickles, extra pickles, always pickles.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I add treated littus led us to my filtre fish.
Now we're just talking about it.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
It's all great.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
By the way, it's embarrassing, you said, Filia fish.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
I know it is.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And your wife loves a secondary burger hot and fresh
and tasty. They just steam bun steam bun against you.
I think number three on the list of the.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Top six things to spend your fifteen dollars a week
tax cut on on the average new Lander is getting
that extra week.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Another only Fans subscription.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
I don't know. I don't know what they go for.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
When you see website, I thought you weren't getting political.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, geez, you know me and my mouth beets for
the left only fans. Born follows Jerry Brownlee on Fan.
I do, and I'm singing and praying for the next tear.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
So I get some nipple.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
Yeah, let's see them nept Jerry, He'll see you some
passages with neptune. Oh, I don't need the nipes this
see that chest bitches.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Well, I don't know if it would you get a
mega for fifteen dollars a week only fans or would
you get like a decent whack you'd get like an
ass like alright, Yeah, it was earning fifteen dollars a
week from each person only fans. Yeah, almost makes the
same with it. It's so tempting, so tempting. Howber two

(24:49):
on the lessen those toes of yours on there flitch
Peel Banana. I put up a photo or a story
on my holiday and someone said thanks for the free feedback.
So I was like, what I've had an it's just
what you someone's feed Yeah, right, but I didn't realize
I've given away my feet free for free.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Oh yeah, you can pay for these big long toes.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Seriously, women are doing this. It's very popular at the moment.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Men will choose your nail polish color and then you
paint your toes with her, and then you grip the
nail polish with the girls are not in because this
is the thing. You grip the nail polish with your
toes and you write their name. So I'd be like
vaorn with my toes with the color you've chosen, and
you pay me.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
There's also one where girlies will just write the name
of the guy buying it on their sock. So they
would just write it kind of like toy story style,
and then send them the.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Sock what's he doing with the sock?

Speaker 11 (25:43):
I can only imagine fletch but sniffing it.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah, but hot wash girls.

Speaker 11 (25:49):
Will film themselves much. It depends on.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
What's a good deal.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
It's a good deal, well, I'll be making more than
fifteen bucks.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
This is why Hailey stopped doing a comedy shows.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, a new live show. I'm bathing in it.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Man kidding me.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
If you want to catch me and catch me on
foot stuff com.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Number till on the.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
List of the top six things to spend your fifteen
dollar tax cut on. That's fifteen dollars a week for
the everage New Zealander half a pack of cigarettes. But
the good news is there might be a tax cut
on tobacco products soon thanks to a few insiders.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
You weren't getting political. I'm not gonna be political. As
a fact, Google it. Check it out now, put aside
money for a tax cut on heated tobacco products and
a couple of people in New Zealand first half times
the big tobacco Oh, I'm saying. Google it. You'll find
it's a fact.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
You're remaining neutral, But I remain neutral.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I present to you the facts and renumber one of
the lists of the top six things to spend your
fifteen dollar a week tax cut on just life. Man
easily got expensive over a week. Lately expensive, it is
expensive to live. That is today sub sex. Nobody talks

(27:07):
about doing you know, the hot girl euro summer. But
people have been flocking to Japan and I didn't know this,
but the year is quite weak at the moment, so
it's making people's dollar go a bit more.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Actually had four separate friends go to Japan in the
last couple of months.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Then I've been seeing stories pop up as well that
a lot of the like some of the tourist places
are charging like double, like two different prices for the
locals and then for the tourists. Yeah. Well, luckily for me,
I love Japanese. I've always said it always I do
apologize whilst they may be Japanese in appearance. Yeah, and

(27:49):
that's why you're you get food for two year? Yeah,
Japanese looking, Yeah, we need to go with you to
Japan immediately. Yeah, well, Japanese or the already cracking down
on a new type of suitcase, which can be written
as an electric scooter.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I think I might have seen one of these overseas,
so Apparently.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
They huge in a lot of Asia and Southeast Asia,
these suitcases, so they're only big enough for you've got
to carry them on. You're telling me a weird little
electric gimmick is popular. You're kidding me. So apparently in
two major Japanese airports have already asked travelers not to
ride them within the terminals because in Japan you will
need because they're motorized, you're going to need a license

(28:33):
to ride your suitcase. To ride your suitcase.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Well, that's crazy, because I think I've seen kids. No,
I didn't see adult on one.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I saw the kids on those ones. They kind of
sit and you can kind of tell them because there's
no helmet and no driver's license. They're like, you can't
ride these in Japan. I have a license. They do.
And you know, some of these terminals that you transit
through are massive and not less than walking because they yeah,

(29:03):
well yeah, but you're also sitting, so who cares. I
think the travelator should be faster.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Oh okay, this might be a controversial opinion, but then
the travelator should be three times as fast.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
As they could go.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
An extra they could go an extra.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Another another double it you can walk as fast as
as a travelator.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Totally the people that get on the travelator. But still, yeah,
what's the point of that. They're not that's not what
they're made for. They're made to speed up your pace
of walking, you know, just rider.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah that when you get off a flight to Auckland Airport,
there's yeah, people to stand on the travelator.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I'm like, and some of them, as you say that
overseas massive airport is given them a beat beat When
I'm walking stop and you google.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Fastest speed for travelators fastest because you get I feel
like they're at the speed where you old people are
going to go. It's getting off the world's fastest travelator.
There's all this, Okay, multiple people have claimed it, the
Thison Krupp Express, all the CRUP at Toronto Toronto Airport.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Okay, okay, okay, God okay. I'm looking at it and
then just jumping on it, and it's not that fast
and maybe maybe fractionally faster than it doesn't look that fast.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I'm disappointed with it, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, you're going to go there. You really built us
up there.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
The world's fastest moving walkway, a high speed moving walkway.
The travelator at mont Pass May metro station in Paris, France,
moves commuters at nine kilometers an hour.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
That's a jog. Yeah, that's good, that's fine. And nine
kilometers is a jog sort of a slow rudy going
faster than walking. You want to be at a light jog.
I canterer if you will.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I hope Ross Boss is listening because producer Jared's actually
made an incredible suggestion for a show trip.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
We traveled the world right for the show.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Obviously, we'll stay a couple of days to get over
the jet lag and and test all the travelators in
the airports.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Great stuff. We'll just show from the travelators Asia. Yeah right,
Just this sounds like an excuse to holiday. No, I
am sorry, I'm exclusively thinking about content for the show.
Of course.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
It's one hundred and eighty meters long. It was built
by a fringe company. This is the world's fastest travelatory,
installed in two thousand and three. Initially, the walkways speed
was twelve point one kilometers, which is they lost a
few old people, didn't that, But this was just after
repeated falls in the acceleration and deceleration zone.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, so they pulled it back to nine kilometers an hour. Now,
I live in quite a small house. I would say
our hallway is three meters long. Yeah, yeah, three meters
a travelator?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
How much like a travelator there?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'm going to save up for it.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Go to the band and be like, can I extend
my mortgage?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
What do you want?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I want to put a travelator in the hallway.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I'm exhausted.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
If you do, I don't know if that's good use
of money, but yeah, I don't think i'll get that
investment back.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Play play.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Okay, there is a lest I had before me here
from the inzied hero of my chosen source of news.
Social media etiquette. The do's and donts have work group chats,
and there's been a psychologist who has kind of compiled
this list and knowing how often I even when I
first started working with you guys, I couldn't believe how
much we chat during the day. I was like, boy, oh, boy,

(32:26):
pops off, Oh, we're not sick of each other.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
By the the end of our.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Ship, when I say, what do you guys think about this?
Or we'll say we should we talk about this tomorrow,
or vor just say, like our group chat is all
about show chat. It's got Vaughn saying, guys, I've just
called a rat. Yeah. Then I seen a photo of
a big rat. Yeah, dead rat.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Well with this, I had the list of the do's
and dons.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
And how we should we do the does first?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Do talk about okay?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
So do talk only about top it's relevant to all
in the group.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And if there's something that is just for a few
missage breakout break We've got a breakaway room, don't we.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I think there's about six breakout chats within this, so
I'd say we complain to that.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
We had a breakout chat the other day when Haley
was away. It was the no Hailey chat. You wait,
what chat? What? Everybody on an even keel.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
No one trying to dominate it with their funny jokes,
put me in, respected me. It's still a very active chat,
is it?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
On the.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Birthday stuff?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Way?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
You too early? It's my birthday's October. Guys, don't go
all out.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Right in the Haley chat?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Now classic Hailey about what do you say? The birthdays?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Ages away and his phone just doing what you had
to bring it up? You say it?

Speaker 8 (34:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
What was the next dos and I'm going and no
Vorn and the no Vorn by the way we spell
it v O r N.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
That's all right, I speak for late nineties new medal
artist's corn.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
If adding a new member, check first of the group.
No new members, We're fine. Do post your message in
one chunk rather than short ones.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
We don't do that. We don't.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Hey, guys, listen, what about earth dotor dot And there's
like eight messages, so we're bad at that.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Dos with group chats for the workplace, When a multitude
of message starts to feel overwhelming, do consider taking a
break that group members know that you're not ignoring the messages.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I do that, but I don't let you know. I
just quite mute. Yeah, just appear quiet chat Yeah so rude. Yeah,
that's how we go to the no Haley and we
talk about she's definitely the chat.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I'm going to heck your facebooks, okay.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Do for workplace group chats, avoid looking like a silent
stalker in a group. Three, make sure you participate in
conversation at times.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
I think we're even all right, chuck.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
And stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
We're heart staff.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
I think we're doing all right. Do stick to the
original purpose of the group, which is to plan the show.
Do avoid political rants, request to sign petitions or pet
and child spam if it's a work group. Yeah, okay,
I think we get a little bit of cat content
from me, but we're doing okay, okay, here's the don'ts

(35:30):
for work place group chats.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Don't spam the group with memes.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh but I like the that we do break our
three our just.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
The f v H chat very meme heavy. Don't add
someone to the group without asking them first, that's fine.
Don't owe the share.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
I think we've crossed that line. I think we've absolutely
crossed that line.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Before messaging, take a moment to think about if what
you are posting is appropriate for the group.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Work trap group work trap, Yeah, trap, it's a trap.
It would be like big workplace group chats with like
them because we're a small team. Yeah, we're like this,
you know, just six of us in ours. Yeah, but
there would be group chats where you would literally hardly
know the people.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Yes, you know you're doing a meme and then being like,
guys just just shouted, OMG, you know we don't need
to know that, Kathy Ah. Don't criticize others on the
group chat. Just don't don't they linger in the history of.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
The chata, Yeah, do not hear grievances with someone in
a work chat. We would never do that. I mean
that's just literally Also like great for HR if you're
doing that in like a team's yeah, like it's like
you're leaving the receipts. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
And then this little The final note was to say,
if you think about what you want to put in
the work group chat, say it out loud in the
voice of a newsreader who often has a flat, kind
of neutral tone, because that's how people read it.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
If you're like, this is gonna be so funny.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Oh yeahonations and the kind of winky you know voice patterns,
say it out loud in a little flat monotone toe
and be like, is it still appropriate for me to
post this to the work chat.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I actually think we've come out quite unscathed. Apart from
the in the group chat, I.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Think the breakout group chats are worse than the main
group chat, in which we do manage to keep it
quite respectful.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Other than worn and fat rats on spades.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, you've got rat. She can't.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
She can't even rats. She's a devout.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Say I eat meat and I'm still not eating rats.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
You should eat them though, rats, yeah, because otherwise I
wasn't in a bucket. And then flies go in and.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Chickens the maggots, So technically I am eating rats in
the form of chicken eggs.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Can we just take this to the no Vorn chat place,
the no worn.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Play worn and.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Uh you sady.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I popped into the supermarket to grab a few things. Actually,
more on that later, because the it disintegrated into a
terrible trip.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
No no, no, yeah, the money, the money.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I was literally sitting there transferring to afford It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
No, I no no.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
If something terrible happened at the checker and I was
in a full panic. Later I come back to that
after eight but a small moment I felt terrible. I
was parading up the aisles and there was a woman
who was by the eggs and I think, I don't
know if she worked there, Yeah, she worked there, or
she was doing like a stock thing and she had
one of those like stock guns, you know, they're like.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Like this, But she had popped away the worst kind
of game you could have.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I ain't gonna do. Yeah, Like you're on the front
lines with your stock gun and you pop around the corner.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
You're like book uniform, okay, cool, yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Gun hack boots that or like a steam gun known
somebody and take them down.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
It's so gintle they'll run.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
You'd run from that.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
You'll be able to get away because you could.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Try some trouble in a war with a hot glue gun. No,
but it squirts out so slowly and then like you'd
have to be right.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Against them, fring them down just when they got to
you to be warming up.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, hang on, you're tethered to a wall as well.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Because it's plugged. You come back here with not even
a met along cord. You sneak up behind them. We
should do rank guns in a war.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
The worst guns they having a war and you hot
glue gun, they're gun to their holster.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
What about message gun out and there's aage gun.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
You can take them down in a war the message gun.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
You have to be out closed the double prompt one
to the to the neck or the temple or.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Just thinking behind them and start and they're like, oh god,
far get in there.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
There's a lot there. Man has been really weighing heavy
on these shoulders.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
No. Anyway, she had a scanning stock gun and I
could see it. She was a petite woman, short, short.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Old goal okay, and petite woman sounded far nice of
the petite old.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
And then we'll go back to petite woman. How are
we talking? Like miles? Like four foot tall?

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Five?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Just five okay? Five flat five?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
So like quite sure.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
And she had obviously like been up on a step
or something, but the step was no longer there, and
she'd lift her scanner gun on a shlf and she saw.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Old, my god, that never leaving your gun on top
of the trench. Anyone could grab it and use it.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yesay, well, And then I came around the corner, daddy longlegs,
and she looks up at me. She goes, thank god,
someone tall And I was like, oh yeah. She said,
are you able to just reach that and get it
for me? And I said, oh my god, I don't
get this off a gun.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, because I'm not.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
I'm tall for a woman, but I'm not like wha
far out? You know, people don't calm in time I
walk into a room. I'm like, whoa, yeah they did.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
We were walking down the road that time, and I
was like, whoa, that's a big bitch.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Someone was like, what they mean?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Hi, just not quoted enough anymore. You know, it's not
its finest work.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
That's a great line, and I it was my pleasure.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
And I reached up with not even going on the
tippy toes, and I brought it down and she was like,
look at you, and I said, you know what, sure
is good to be tall, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
And she just looked at me like why'd you say that?
And she was like a fender say.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
That because she was five foot tall, and I mean, like,
it is good to be tall. But I think she
took it as me being like and how embarrassing you're
so short?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Her whole face like soured and then she was like thanks,
and well, so I helped her, I know, but I
then insulted to her.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Did you say that? It did sound?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
It just sort of came out.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
I don't know what I was to say, instead of
being like, I don't know, you're welcome, milady. Yeah, well,
going to say it sure is good to be tall.
I think she felt like it was a pointed jab.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, but it wasn't. No, not at all. Yeah, I mean,
it's embarrassing for you're.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
The legalist, were Gimley together, you make a hell of
a team. Thank you for calling me legalists, not gimbly.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, well you're not gimblely. You're too tall. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Well anyway, if she's listening, and really, do apologize.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
It didn't mean anything by it. Yep, short stuff, A
little fellow, a little fellow, squirt. It was terrible that
it patted her on the head afterwards, your chair, get.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Out there, little fellow.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
Flat Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Has a flat inspection today. You've only been in this
apartment apartment what like two months?

Speaker 11 (42:41):
Three months? Yes, you have to do them every three months.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
That's an insurance. That's an insurance thing.

Speaker 10 (42:47):
There was sex three now and it's you know, you
have to have it proper. And it's between nine and
five is the window. So you have to be like
out of the apartment all day.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
That's so much time to hide?

Speaker 10 (42:57):
Are well you can, but my apartments like one meter squid,
so like it would be me and a random weird
So do.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
You remember when you have to always hind your cat during.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Both know whose.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Get out of here straight?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Cat? But why are you so streets because you live
in this apartment, it's modern, it's clean.

Speaker 10 (43:22):
Yeah, I'm a bit worried because this is our first
one and the apartment when we moved in was so
filthy and like, I've deep cleaned it, but you know,
you can only deep clean so much, so.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
You think that maybe they'll hold you responsible for some
of them.

Speaker 11 (43:35):
I took lots of photos before we moved.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
But you'll be okay.

Speaker 11 (43:38):
But I had a bad experience when I lived in Dunedin.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
We had flats fiction, why do they inspect that.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
It wasn't on fire?

Speaker 10 (43:49):
My man, It's the only time I've ever failed one
because they came in and said, there's ice on the
inside of your windows.

Speaker 11 (43:59):
But we had no heat in the flats and.

Speaker 10 (44:03):
That's why my bedroom was below ground, so it was
like no heating and so we got a warning.

Speaker 11 (44:11):
They said you need a intulate and I said how And.

Speaker 10 (44:17):
The house got condemned about a month later, so you know,
but yeah, I failed one before, So now I'm just
scarred of like what could they pulled me up on?
Like I tried cleaning the windows yesterday with soap. Turns
out there it doesn't work. I have to go buy
a window cleaner today?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
About what did you do such arm pets?

Speaker 11 (44:39):
I didn't think it was going to be like the best.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
How do you even start? What are you a guy
that comes up to me for two dollars because it
wasn't clean my windscreen and the traffic light.

Speaker 11 (44:52):
So with like outside windows and.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
With inside windows, what are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (45:01):
Because I move off the side of a road, there's
so much dust and we're eight floors up, so they're
real like grotty, And I was like, what cleans grot so.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Your eight stories up also on the building.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I'll be fine.

Speaker 11 (45:16):
I'm just this is what I'm saying. I'm nervous.

Speaker 10 (45:18):
I've been scarred before, and I'm like going real hard
on the cleaning because I don't want to fail.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
And I remember, I remember when I lived in Wellington.
I lived in one of those like converted villas that
had like five bedrooms in it, and I had this
was when I was at Union. I'd come home rather
tossled one night and my curtains were like made of taffeta.
They had one of those organza kind of shears on top.
Horrendous and drunk Haley had sort of stumbled and put

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my foot through it and kept walking and all the
organza was like torn apart.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Right, and I was like, all good, whatever.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
And we had a flat inspection, so I stacked all
this furniture against the curtains and they couldn't they couldn't
see them. And she came in and I we were
there at the time. She came and like looking around
the room and stuff, and then she was like all
good looking, all good.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
And then as she was leaving, I remember turning back
and being like, oh, just check.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
The bottom of the corridors. I was like no, and
I think I actually ended up losing all of my
bond to pay. I never heard of or ganza before,
so I've googled it. It's like shiny glassy well you
would make a fairy costume for a child out of yeah, okay,
and they would through Dan and Tafita. Yeah. You lost

(46:29):
all your bond to approximately two dollars worth of material. Okay.
And this is what we want to ask this morning.
What is the dumb thing that you got told off
on after a flat inspection. Maybe you'd cause some damage
and you tried to hide it, like tried to hide it,
or maybe the landlord and they were being I guess outrageous,

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or maybe.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
You were hiding a whole other person. You know those
people that lived under the cupboard under the stairs and
all those student flats.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, yeah, and I look at a conservatory yeah, or
like and the landlord was like, your windows. I see,
that's so weird. Producer Shannon has a flat inspection? Should
I nervous? She's nervous. We want to know the dumbest
thing that you got pulled up for on a flat inspection? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
This is like there are messages coming in from people
who I don't believe know the Tennis the rules of
the Tennessee Agreement, and the landlords are just taking the
purse to try to get them to do it for
nothing when it's their responsibility to do it.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Some of these are outrageous. Two I just saw it.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
The manhole was open. We got told off for it.
We've never been up there or opened it, so it
was just open. And the other one was too many
leaves built up.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
It's autumn, and that's also.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I believe unless specifically written in landlord's responsibility, is it landscaping, yeascaping,
maintenance anything above chest height like a big pile of
leaves above chests. So you can ask them to mow
the lawns and like keep things down, but the minute
you have to get like a ladder to deal with it.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Responsibility. Jeez, what did you get pulled up for after
a flat inspection? Morning team?

Speaker 9 (48:08):
I got pulled up for a dry smear of tomato
sauce on a wooden chopping board, like with a note
and an.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Arrow, and oh my god, chop board.

Speaker 9 (48:19):
Yeah, it was mine on the bench in my clean
kitchen and my clean.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Too bloody right, yes, that's just like such a peg
and I don't want to living in my.

Speaker 9 (48:28):
House and like a passive agreethive note with an arrow
and like reinsfection. And they came back a week later, but.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
It's not that chopping board.

Speaker 9 (48:37):
Yeah, And then he continues, I don't know if I'm
allowed to say this on the well, but he came
back and an inspection when I lived by myself with
my child at the house, and he told me that
the lawns being too long was a tent down smacking
of sense se instriction because he just wanted to come

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back when I was home and like, oh god.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
That's long believe there. Ye're no good. My che is
on the floor.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
I cannot believe that pretty gross experience.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
So did you end up staying in this house or
did you leave?

Speaker 9 (49:16):
We lived there for another two and a half years
and my partner did move back in, so I didn't
live there alone for a long time.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
But I lived there with.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Pants down smacking offense.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Because we all know and I've just actually double checked
this on the tenancy website. Okay, what as long as
as a nipple tweak wet willie offense.

Speaker 12 (49:39):
Smack, he just took it so far.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, he should have tweaked your nipples, given you a
wet and pants down?

Speaker 3 (49:49):
What is a pants down smaking offense for on shopping?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
And we got confused leaning mold on the bathroom ceiling
as a pants down smacking. It is outrageous, mind blowing.
Even if you'd complained like you like, what would have happened?
You just would have been homeless. There is nothing you
could have gained its plan right like what? Yeah, it's
not the tendency trouble unal could even doing.

Speaker 9 (50:17):
And I had a friend come over for an infection
that I knew he was coming for living there alone. Yeah, yeah,
it was pretty awful.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Maybe, yeah, that isn't jeers. Thanks you call. That's good.
My daughters are never living. That confirms that. That's just
stay at home forever. Keep your teaks coming in. The
things you got told off for pulled up for in

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a flat inspections. And then we're talking about the things
you've been told off for pulled up for in a
flat inspection.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Let's turne through some cheaperson.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
This is this is power play. Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
They try to keep a bond for fly purple on
the ceiling and the inside of the recycling.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Man being dirty and a big weely bit.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Oh my god, that falls.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Under general wear and tear for anybody that has landlords
try to pull that shirt on them. Yep, we went
to the tennis So tribunal over that. We tore down
two of our fences into the neighbors properties. Well on
the beers. Good people, it's still a little community, you know, totally.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Super bad luck with the landlord turned up randomly the
next day. They aren't allowed to do that seventy two hours,
isn't it three days notice?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Well, they can just turn up randomly. They turned up
the next day to introduce themselves. After four months of
us living there, demanded an inspection twenty four la. They
can't do that, they and all was perfect by the
time they came back for that one oh defences back up,
they made us pay for the entire interior being repainted.
After paying for the entire house to be scrubbed by
professionals and looking near new, they decided the cleaning, the

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professional cleaning, wasn't enough.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
No, I got it. The thing is with tendancy, is
you a lot of times you need that money straight
away from your next flat. Yeah, you can't afford to
have it tied up and be like us taking things.
So that's how they can get you over you. Yeah, Louise,
what were you pulled up for on a flat inspection?

Speaker 6 (52:10):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (52:10):
Is it me? Yes?

Speaker 5 (52:11):
You Darla Hyloise Hi and I got pulled up because
we were using orange rinse aid and the dishwasher and
we got a note on our flat inspection that said
we should be using blue rinse aid.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
It's your dishes, it's those.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Are your lives. I've never seen orange rinse aide and
why is rinsed always blue? So what the what's the
difference and why do they care?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Why do they care?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
It's got nothing to do with what I'm pretty scarred
by it.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
I only use blue now.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Did you say anything back to them like toss off?

Speaker 5 (52:49):
You can't really when you ever written notes?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Yeah, my god, it's just like the stories we're hearing.
It's just it makes me just sad. That's what it means.
They're just the house exactly, Louise. Thanks for sharing some
more messages.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Got told off the muddy footprints on the carpet that
the landlord did on the way and to do the
inspection because she didn't take her shoes.

Speaker 11 (53:11):
Off in her own house.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yours. We got were living in an apartment.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
They did an inspection every two weeks, and they found
us on smudged glasses.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
That they didn't No, they can't be doing it.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
They can't be doing I've lost their mind.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
We got told off of having cigarette butts all over
a lawn. It wasn't us, it was the neighbors flocking
them over the fence, and we were the ones that
had to clean them up. Smoking right now and they're
about to flock it over the fence. And then they
flocked one over the fence and the landlord saw it
and they said, not my problem picked them up.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
We've heard from a landlord who says, well, there's actually
just as many wild stories from your side came down.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
We know that, we know that, but that's not what
we're doing today today.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
We can do that another day later.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Had a story about her inspection today where she's cleaned
the windows. What's so when a landlord who works on
the show has a story about it, be sture. We'll
do that story. Yeah, calm down, you're getting a big
tax break. Pump the brakes there, landlord. Ah, we'd moved out.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
They made us come back to wipe two black dog
here is off the skirting board.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Then they made us come back again to remove a
handful of paper junk mar we'd put in the paper recycling,
but as they wanted that empty for the new tenants,
and they weren't going to release our bond until we did.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
This a tiny little bit of paper.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Oh, that's just We got a warning for dust on
the skirting boards and the laundry. The rest of the
house was spotless. Just put a dust there.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
We got.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Dust on a light switch, which is utterly ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
So you know, when you move it out, you give
it a good clean, and if you move and you
also give it a clean, like some dust is fine.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Somebody else said when we moved in, there was a
lot of wear and tear on the carpet. There were
some bald spots on it, which I find offensive.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Yeah, what do you call the worn areas? Worn areas?
So the top of your head is worn area? Yeah, heavily,
trap heavily every worn area. And so they and then
when we came to move out, they wanted to charge
us for damage to the carpet, and so we put
up email like here's you saying you were going to
replace the carpet and the photos we took of sid carpet,
and they were like, oh, yeah, that's right. They're just

(55:13):
trying it on.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
They're just trying it.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
We lost our bond because they were leaves on the
driveway two weeks after us moving out, And they finally
did an inspection two weeks after.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
We'd moved out and they were leaves on the driveway.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
That's how leaves were.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
We lost our bond.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
No bond.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
You can also got to fight for your right to party.
That's a different phone.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Play play right, right, right? What's this big problem you
need to help with? I need a new TV show
to watch at the gym. I thought you were having
a serious, like some kind of midlife crisis dialog to
the deeper depths of your soul A middle class white

(55:57):
male in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
This is a big problem.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Some of it.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
One of our favorite humans. This is the sort of
adversity that we're not used to facing. Not for you,
not are we going to watch next? Not having a
great TV show, This is a criteria.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
It can't be House of Dragon season two because I've
got to watch that with Shad okay um and that's
about it.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I don't want to rewatch something I've already watched. New
content out there. Shannon isn't allowed to give you. Shannon
is not allowed to pick because it'll be some kind
of terror deck below deck.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I just feel hurt, terrible.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
I almost got Carlen, but then I remember it was
Carlen that put me on to Love on the Spectrum,
which I much enjoyed the American and then she does
like a lot of the other trash.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Yeah, so are you feeling like you want something?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
What's going to get the most out of you physically,
because we want the gym to benefit.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
It's benefits us. If you look hotter.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Action actions, I always find you can turn your brain
off to the cardio you're doing. When you're watching something
where there's action happening, you're not looking for a heart fout.
I don't think you need to rom No no, no, no,
no case with action action.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yeah, nothing to.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Okay, someone's text, we're getting it go yeah yeah, yeah,
you're Rockie Yeah yeah No, no cop dramas not No.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Doesn't do swat. He doesn't do the Rocky. He doesn't
do one. He doesn't do any of those kind of procedures.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
One hundred. Yeah, I watched the one hundred.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
It was pretty good.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Farm.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I've watched it The Boys, I've watched it, The Tattoos
of Auschwez. What do you watch having a mental breakdown
of the gym. I can't handle my I can't handle
my as like a TV show of the boy in
the stud pajamas because that was.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Coming in Jack Ryan President Jack.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I've watched it, viks and Record watched it. Vikings have
watched its Town. I've watched you're doing cardio while watching
all of these TV shows someone ticks in the Lasting
of Us?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
You think this nerd hasn't watched.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
That Last of Us.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I've watched Sons of Anarchy. I've watched Money Highst. I've
watched The Gentleman.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Oh this is impossible.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Okay, how are you not representing the Olympics some kind
of like Trea, you're watching doing all this cardio to
all of these TV lioness. I've watched it. You're right,
that was great. I recommended that. Did you recommend it?
We literally spoken about it when you said it's got

(58:22):
Zoey cell and I was like, I'll watch it. What
about why Zoey sel Nana? Yeah? What an actual tick?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
It became Mayor of Kingston, watched it Designated Savina.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
That's Keith.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
That was a lot of votes for Wentworth. Have you
watched Barry?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Is that that I've wanted? I've watched the first two
seasons of Bowie.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Barry is good because it's a little bit humorous, but
it's also full of action and drama intension.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yeah, you can jump back in the Barry.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
It was one of those times I started and then
something else came up and I go back to back Horses.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
I've watched the one that I've watched, Emily in Paris
in break Show.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Isn't it filming like the season five or something? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:06):
On Netflix at the moment it says new season coming.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
So I watched Rome, I've watched Breaking Bad, I've watched
Rogue Heroes. I've watched and last I would say, Umbrella Academy.
I've watched the.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
We Want from These People, some mythical show that hasn't
been written.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
I watched The Ministry of un Gentlemanly Warfare. Yeah, that's
you know, Henry Kevill. Yeah, I'd sit in that chair
in the corner of the hotel room. You know what
I'm saying on Henry Kevill, watch it.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I'd watch it.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
And he's in that that rules. You'd love that because
it's the same era as like the start of the essays.
They're like devious things. The British story. It's a true story,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Lincoln Lawyer, No like that.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
By the way, new season of Lincoln Looy like any
week now.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
I watched when it first came out. Brandon Brothers rewatched Watch.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
That's ridiculous downas Cowboys Cheerleaders is watched that you've seen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
You want something to invest the right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Presumed innocent. I've heard good things about that's the Jake
Jyllen Hall. Write that down, Wright that down on your list.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
The other thing you can do is watch the Georgia. Okay,
she's saying good things.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
I might put a question up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
He did also want to buy a cheap cheap it's
looked cool.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Oh gosh, don't watch super Sol on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I'm not watching that again. I watched the Time and
I was like, I'm not going to start watching this.
Have you watched the way someone just ticks that in?
It is one of the craziest, amazing shows.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Blew my mind? And I started that with the I've
watched that was good, ted La, I've watched the Simpsons.
I've seen one or two episodes of the Simpsons.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Okay, well, when you've started an absolute cluster here on
the text Machine, thank you to everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Reacher Development. We regularly quite succession, Gambit inventing Anna. I've watched,
I watched a watch a lot of television. There is
this machine, the Text Machine, Sons of Anarchy prequel to Yellowstone.
I've watched all of the Yellowstone stuff. I watch anything
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Tyler Sheridan did Mates Yeah, because he was executive producer
on Lioness.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Oh was he? Yeah? And Mirror of Kingstown. Yeah with
Jeremy Renner. Are we getting another recruiter? I've watched that
yelm at the moment do you do anything?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
But watched It's just like opening your eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
It's like it's the one thing that gets me to
go to the gym. But I went there the white
he wasn't working. I was like, are you Kraken? Zone
two or three? On the sit in zone three? How
dare you? Doesn't because it sounds like how do you
sit in? Like a I'm fat and unfit, So it's easy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
To get the zone trick. He gets his zone three, walking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
To his said, I sit in zone three. I sit
down on and zone three.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
My heart's like, help me, help me, please eat something
out there and stop drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Next on the show, Why I Might be blacklisted from
the supermarket.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Play Fla and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Okay, so I'm on this light new food plan, right,
and so the day before yesterday I went to supermarket.
I got a little bit of food and then I
put together a list and I had to go back
to super.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Is this the one that your trainers come up with?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Okay? And so they're just like, this is what you
have to have for just eat this much, okay, Da
da da dah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
So I went to the supermarket on Monday and I
got some stuff, and then yesterday was Tuesday and I
went back to the supermarket and I had my grocery
bags in the boot, right, So get my grocery bags
out of the boot and I put them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
In my trolley.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
I'm like, yeah, remember the bags, this is cream. Then
I go through.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
The supermarket, got my list, get on my things, put
them in the trolley. Then I get to the checkout
and it's I'm at pack and save and they don't
pack your bags for you. Never have never well, never have.
That's where they say.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
That's that should say in their ads.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Never have, never never will pull the fingers at you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Say, they've always got the boxes. You can grab.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
What they don't anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
But they used to cut the structural integrity out of them.
There's some boxes there if you want to check the groceries,
and we've cut any sort of stability out of it.
I know you're ah, you've cut the wrong side out
that I was cut out the wrong side. Yeah, you
don't need to cut out of so you just fold
in the top anyway. I know. Anyway, I won't tell
you how to run.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
A sket can I just shop around here. I'm not
really loyalty any supermarket.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I'll just go And I was like pegging so over
with grabs.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I'll go there anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
So I get to the checkout and I've got the things,
and I load up the belt and someone's in front
of me, and then I put I pull out my
bags and that's when I realized, I like pull out
the bags into the trolley so I can pack them
straight into the bags.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
And that's when I realize a box.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Of musely bars that I bought the day before was
in the bottom of one of my shopping bags.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
And now it looks like I'm stealing it, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Yeah, I had left them in the bag and just
forgotten to take them out from the other supermarket from
the day before.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
And I just was like, oh no.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
And then I was like, okay, so what do I
do now?

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Do I say to the checkout Chicky, I bought these
yesterday from a different supermarket.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
But where if you were a state, I don't have it.
That's something someone would say if they were caught where
came out of the bag.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
But what's worse is then I was like, I'll just
have to smother it and hide it so that she
doesn't see it. And now it looks like I'm genuinely
stealing it. So I like had that bag open, saw
the music bars and went shit, oh my god, what
do I do? Put my handbag over them, and then
she was like, i'll pack your bags if you like,
Like she was like, bring it forward and I'll pack
it in straight in, and I was like, I'll pack it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
And then so I did this awkward.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Thing where I didn't want her to put the first
grocery into the bag and see your box and be like, yeah,
you need to pay for those because it was a
general thing, like you could have got it from that supermarket.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
So I still do the awkward thing where she would
beep it and I grab it from the hand and
put it on to put until I had smothered this
box of music bars that I bought from the day before,
and she sort of was looking at me suspiciously. So odd,
I don't know, it was just a quiet dad.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I just said, they don't pack, I'll pack.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
It was just because she had not read your job description.
My door.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
My bags were like opening the trolley. If she's gonna
put them in the trolley. She was just like, I'll
just jam him straight into the bag. No, but no,
not on a day of today where it looks like
I was absolutely panicking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
And then I would have.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Been acting all because I've never stolen anything. I would
have been acting all funny, smothering it with my handbag.
Then at the end, grabbing all the groceries from her
and putting them on top. Then at the end, I
was like, my wallet's and my handbag, so I'm gonna
have to go in while she's watching me close and

(01:05:53):
try to like rummage in without her seeing a secret box.
I got away with her, but I felt like I'd
stolen something, paid for it, and left, And then I
felt like I was like had that feeling of like
someone's behind me chasing me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
In watching you. You didn't pay for that box of musley.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Bars that you had paid for the day before, editing
I had, but I had no.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Way of proving it. Yeah, just a basic box of
Musley bars. Anyway, I got away with it, but I
feel you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Didn't get away with anything. You didn't do anything wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
No, but I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I got away with it, I know, but I felt
like it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
How would I ever have explained why there was a
full box of unopened, brand new Musley bars in my
bag at a supermarket?

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Are you about to call them Mousley bars, Mosley's Mooseley bar?

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
You know, I got away with it, but I'm so
nervous the next time I go into that particular pattern
save that they're going to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Be like, gotcha, we saw you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
There's probably your photos on the front door already.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Hope, I look cute, general men, if I'm going down, Yeah,
at least look gush.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I knew someone that you know on the way out
and on the way into service stations and on the
way out. And some supermarkets have them as well. There's
the color coded bar that goes down the glass door,
so they can tell how tall you were, yep, what
have you? Never on service stations, how there's the color
coded bar that runs down the glass. Times it like
hands six five, Sometimes times it's just a color.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
It's just different colors.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
So when they walk past, they can be like, top
of his head was a blue that means he's six foot.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Oh, you knew they've never seen George is the same,
You've never noticed that, you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Never noticed it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Yes, because I don't world of crime. I don't commit crimes,
even when it looks like I commit crimes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Yeah, and when it does look like you're robbing musically,
I knew someone that when they walked past them going
to service stations, would like, hop they never stole anything,
but they were like, I'm gonna be on the camera.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
I want them to think I'm six foot.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yeah, I don't want the truth to come out that
I'm actually five step. If I'm like in the background
of a criminal walking in with a gun as I'm
walking out, I want them to think a heroic sex
foot man. Yeah. I didn't do anything to stop the robbery,
but it was six foot done the list it fletch,
Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day, day.

Speaker 10 (01:08:06):
De de.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Well, we love it's Olympics themed Fact of the Day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
By end, I've been sent a few, really thinking maybe
there's enough facts about the Olympics to do facts about
the Olympics of the entire length of the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
How many days is the Olympics? We might get a
bit tired of that. How many days days the Olympic last?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
The last fish two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
It's twenty sixth of July to the eleventh of August,
so you're two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
That's easy. That's it, just said that. I don't think. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
We'll see, we'll do it. We'll vibe check on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Okay, there are today's fact of the days.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
There are sixty countries that have never won a single
Summer Olympic medal, and we just won one this morning. Yeah,
and a further forty countries that have never won a
single gold medal. So we've got we've got lots of
Olympias who have won more medals individually than entire countries have.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Have you ever held one Olympic goals?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Someone brought with them in studio?

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Half touched one heavy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Eric Murray's Yeah, they're heavy. They're real heavy, real nice
these ones. Look look, look, booty, this is this one.
And they get a little box of sparklers or something.
We're in sense what are they getting.

Speaker 10 (01:09:26):
In that box?

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Can sense little stick that's not very French. What Shannon
social media box? What's in the box that they're giving
the Olympics.

Speaker 11 (01:09:38):
Really cute poster, but they can also but they can
also go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Out in the middle of TV hats you unfolded, you
put on your wall and you look at it and
you're like, oh my god, and then thirty years later
he'd be problematic. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:09:53):
The Olympians can also, though, go to the Olympic village
and buy the posters, so it's kind of not super special, like.

Speaker 11 (01:09:59):
Any Olympic you can have it those stupid stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:10:02):
Yeah, so cute, but you see the Olympians when they
get handled it, they all look quite confused.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Wall, give me a bouquet and a medal.

Speaker 11 (01:10:10):
They're real cute.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Okay, yes, showing a cartoon version of Paris or the
picture of the big red Eiffel Tower and the CNN
surrounded by sports taking places.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Did you say that the river did you see that
the rivers already like super polluted, like what vents have
been canceled because they're like, it is gross.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
It is gross.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
It's actually pretty French poose.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
So the country with the largest population that has never
won an Olympic medal, is give us a clue.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Give us a clue.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
The country the largest population.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Hasn't always been called this used to have a different name,
is right African? No Asian.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
The thing is that have to win so many metals
to even beyond the per capital.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Right. Ah, I'll just I'll just put you out of misery. Surely, no,
we can play this game. Until the end of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Bangladesh seventy one million people and never won an Olympic medal.
They had never had an athlete who qualified for the
Olympics via merit. They just qualified because they were entitled
to someone. The Rio flag bearer and the first person
from Bangladesh to ever qualify for the Olympics on merit

(01:11:27):
played golf. He represented them at the Rio Olympics and
he came fifty five out of sixty.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Okay, I didn't realize they were so bad at sports.
But their cricket teams getting better.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Yeah. Yeah, it is always winning some games now, Yeah,
but there's times like and heaps of countries you've heard
of Albania never won a medal.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
What is it about Bangladesh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
You know, it's a very country.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Oh, they're not good at it because they're not good
at swimming because there's no water.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Around here, that's not there. Yeah, or they never won
a Winter Olympics medal because it would never have seen. Yeah,
it's just like an accessibility thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Yeah, but no, it's I believe it's Bangladish is a
very poor nation, so it doesn't have you know, it's
most nations that do well have a little discretionary and
may shout a load of track pants though.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Oh that's sadly.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Probably most of the Olympic countries uniforms have been made
in Bangladesh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Yeah, God, everything's made of Bangladesh. Congo, Rwanda, Bosnia, hurtz A, Gover.
Those are some other countries that rely on medals. But
Bangladesh has got the largest population for a country that's
never won, So we really do. We always go on
about being on the per capita table. New Zealand. We're
punching regardless, aren't we, because we're just so wett wettle,

(01:12:40):
We're so wettle, and we should chuck a couple of
handball teams or something. Again, there's a whole lot of
sports that I don't even think even offered. Ye, what
could we do offered up?

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
I want one of these medals, but I don't want
to work that hard. Like, so, what's a skill that
we've already got going?

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Are they still doing clay bird? They call it? Are
you Olympic or just a couple of ones? And would
I say, I've done it once in my life and
I didn't suck? Is what I mean by that's good enough?
That's that is the first step on the road to
Olympic glory. Maybe that's what we need. Hens. Those would

(01:13:15):
be good at those and Britain would beat us at those.
Hell yeah, they traveled like we in European countries.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
We just like catch a ferry to Wahki income back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
So today's fact of the day is there are sixty
countries that have never won a single Olympic medal, and
the one with the highest population to have never won
one Bangladesh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Fact of the day, Day day day day.

Speaker 10 (01:13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Do do do do do do do Do Do Do
Do Do Do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do play play.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Incredible stuff from Egyptian fencer Nada Huffez.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Now is it true, producer Jared that at high school?
Do we talk about this? You did fencing? Was that
Am I making that up? No, I did fencing, but
I wasn't pregnant at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Yeah, this because this is insane.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
She just competed at the Paris Olympics. She reached the
last sixteen of the women's saber before losing, So she's
out now. Yeah, but she revealed afterwards that she has
competed seven months pregnant. Like you can have a baby
from seven months and it'll be all right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Like yeah, like this is so much more to poke.
I would say, yeah, you've got your like you know,
your baby belly. Yeah, and like that's more for them
to touch.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Looking at her, just looking at the photos of her,
she is definitely not I've seen some seven months pregnant women.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
You're like far out, you're really showing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
She's like, I wouldn't even say that to someone.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Really, you're not like bull ball ball whole Let me
get my hands on there. No, she's like definitely. Maybe
I can't tell from this, but she could be quite
petite and it's not like a ginormous stomach seven months
pregnant like that is I mean, you're fighting for two,
you are fighting for two. But like we we were
just saying off the year before. Like sometimes the extreme

(01:15:20):
class at les Merles, you'll see pregnant pregnant absolutely crank
and lift and weight and stuff, and you're like, oh you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I feel like if I was pregnant, that would just
be all the excuse I needed, just to stay at home, set.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
And eat and eat a nest, Like that's all I
would do. It's absolutely incredible stuff. And I know that
like maybe you get a super strength or something.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Well, this is what I wanted to know, is what
did you do well heavily pregnant, Because some people just
don't stop.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
They'll be out there bloody and milk and cows and
sheer and sheep and maybe you're climbing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
No, bloody, there's no bloody room for setting your feet
up when you're on the farm and you're pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Jobs to be done.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Get in there until the baby's head is out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Yeah, even then you push it back in for a
bit because you haven't been ash sharing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
We can't leave half of them wooland bloody summer.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Yeah I know. Okay, Well, let's take your calls, like
a hundred dollars at him. You can text through nine
to six nine six, What did you do?

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
While you were heavily pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
We want to know what you've done heavily pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
So many messages coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
There's a gymnast, no gymnast fencer who just competed the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Seven months, seven months. That's sincer, that's proper brands.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
You've got to move around.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
We're not talking driving places into the ground and straining
some wires and banging some horseshow staples into a fence
there to keep the bloody cows where they should be.
We're talking jabbery popery, jabbery.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Fencing. Michelle, What did you do heavily pregnant?

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
I ran a half marathon?

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Gee? How many months pregnant were you?

Speaker 9 (01:16:54):
I was six months at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Please, don't have a bit of time. What time are
we talking patterns?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
What time did you get for your half marathon?

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
I was only about five minutes off my personal best.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
So what time did you do?

Speaker 9 (01:17:09):
Just just over two hours?

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Oh my god, shall Michelle? People can't even r Did
your baby come out of it? Scrambled running and it
comes out it's like we could be a good horse rider.

Speaker 9 (01:17:23):
No, she didn't want to come out at all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
This actually reminds me of the time that I wasn't
pregnant and I ran five k and forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
If we're justn't comparing times, so then if you were
to do another k five k's it would be eighty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
And then one sixty six right, okay, one hundred and
sixty not one hour sixty one hundred and sixty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
You're very impressive, Michelle, you are Thank you, Michelle Tracy.
What did you do? Heavily pregnant?

Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
Thank good morning. So I was a couple of days
off my due date and we were moving from farmhouse
into a village, and I pretty much lifted everything and
everything my mum keep saying slow down. And that day
I also went to my son's cross country that he
was competing in, and then that night went into labor

(01:18:09):
and had a home birth where my partner pretty much
delivered the baby until the heads was out, where my
midwife rushed in the room.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Oh my, you were a machine.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
God.

Speaker 8 (01:18:22):
It was on brand new carpet too, and did not like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Birth.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
That's also says something about the carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
It must have that kind of you know, yeah, or
kind of that stain resistant stuff built in Scotch guard Tracy,
thank you not hearing from any guys, Renee, what did
you do? Heavily pregnant? Hi?

Speaker 12 (01:18:45):
So I was heading into town with my partner. We
were in a van and we approached a roundabout and
we were in.

Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
The inside line and there was an old.

Speaker 12 (01:18:52):
Guy on his bike in the outside line, but he
actually fell over. I didn't even think about it, jumped out,
gave me and looked at it up, turned around and
like everyone's kind of looking at me and shock, and
then I I went, I make months pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
I listed up a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
A motorcycle.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Are you usually strong or do you feel like it
was some kind of pregnant kind?

Speaker 12 (01:19:17):
I am quite strong and do things that I probably
shouldn't do.

Speaker 9 (01:19:19):
Anyway, it's coming and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Saved the day. Renee, love it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:25):
I had to help him out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
So sorry. You're right. The women are doing well.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
A woman representing Renee, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Some messages in I was racing motocross at twenty five
weeks bringant with my first and claimed to Mount Tohata
in their topaul when I was also twenty five weeks
pregnant with my.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
First Japers Crapers.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
I played rugby right up until I gave birth. I
didn't even know I was pregnant. I still drunk while
in labor.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Because we were at the prize giving and I went
into labor and everyone's like, she's just had too much
to drink, she's pursed us out, she'ss this out and
I go to a hospital, showed up two weeks the
club was with the baby. Everyone was like, I never
I never believed those stories of women that didn't know
they were pregnant until they had the baby. And we've
spoken to them over the years on the show people
that this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Has happened to. It doesn't show as much, it doesn't
show they yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
It's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Somebody said I was forty plus two weeks pregnant, so
two weeks over due. And the bloody hay bars weren't
going to throw themselves on the back of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Were they? Yes, get out there and throw the hay
up on the absolute Machelle, we have our first Olympic
gold medal today, the female sevens team beating Canada. Earlier
this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
We've been very impressed by an Egyptian Olympia as well,
who did fencing. Did the fencing seven months pregnant. He
go insane, So we want to know what you did.
Heavily pregnant, thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Nine weeks pregnant. I just wanted that baby out. I
was recommended to go for a walk. Went for a
fifteen k walk. They just met a couple of mens.
I think they just meant a couple of kilometers. Absolutely,
they mean around the block, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
My best friend played netball until she was seven months pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
She was center.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Wow, that's a lot of movement in that position. My
water's break at five a m. But labor didn't start,
so we went pig hunting. My daughter was born later
that day.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I hope they named a piggy like on a forestry
road in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
We can only hope it's seven months pregnant.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
I climbed down a rope on a bank with my
ambulance packed to rescue someone who had fallen and broken
their leg.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
I been down there and being like no, no, no, no, no,
it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
It's yeah. Now this feels like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
This is a story from Morensville, my hometown. This does
not sound at all.

Speaker 8 (01:21:39):
Line.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Okay, there was a lady in Moronsville. She was at
the pub and she did. Apparently she didn't even know
she was pregnant, and her waters broke and she's like, ah, God,
not again.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Apparently she put her handle on the bar and said,
don't touch that. I'm coming back for that, went away,
came back with the baby, finished the handle, and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Then no way. Yeah, they did breed him. Toughing more
in this fine example, we're very strong the ladies double
scull of both moms at the Olympics. Lucy Spaws read
this last year when she was seventeen weeks pregnant Jay competitively. Wow, jeez, Louise.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I was going into labor and I raged my husband
to tell him we need to go to the hospital's
contractions of five minute a part. And he said to me,
I've got two hundred and fifty sheep to finish vaccine.
He can come and help me if you want to
hurry up. Now, as a man that has said if
you want me to hurry up, you're welcome to help.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Yeah, I have said that, never to a pregnant woman.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Never, in fact, never really loud enough so the woman
imbortinuned to hear actually hears it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Well, you could come out the help a film.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Definitely feel free to feel free to have helped me
at any stage throughout the day, Yakes, I was overdue.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
With my son. I had to change a tire in
my car.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Oh wow, because you've got to lie down on the
ground to do it. You're gonna get under there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
The guy from AA does Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I always lie on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Why are you lying on the ground to change of time?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
What are you doing bending over?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
I stand down, I stand you jack it up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Yeah, but to get the jack under the little plate.
But you've got to lie on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
The guy from AA does it. Hayley, you watch him.
We're not calling AA for a flat tire. You get
your free ones.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
I was a teen mum with my first son at
thirty eight weeks spreading. I went from school to from
eight thirty to three, sat my exams. They went to
my job at Macus from three thirty to ten.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
That was pretty crazy, hard maney doing it. I was
a midwife and at thirty weeks thirty eight weeks pregnant,
I'm still delivering other people's babies. Wow, it's always weird.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
So we're just missing Oh my god, I can't even
I couldn't even show my own legs when I was pregnant.
These women are amazing, Yeah they are.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
Yeah, it's just play.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
We're an ore of you all. I ran a half marathon,
a few of those few the marathon.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
A lot of exercise someone's doing forty five thirty seven
weeks pregnant that shuts inside.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Accidentally did a Grade four mountain bike tracks six months pregnant.
Baby Daddy was clearly not reading the signage product when
he led me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Down that one should go and get just anywhere and
be like, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
I'm not suitable for pregnant, and you'd turn around.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
But yeah, but I'm let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
See see you later.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Actually, I'm gonna have to stop you there. That's copyrighted
a very good friend of mine. She's already sued me twice.
If you could maybe get her to drop her litigious action,
that would be a great. Tell her I'll review her
five stars. Yeah, if she does the same for this problem.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
Yeah, and then she tells all her friends and if
you're listening, maybe give it give it five stars as well.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
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