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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleashborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show Flanchforne and Hailey.
Three minutes past six. What's up?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Well, I've just looked at the per capita table which
has been changed.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Didn't we we've got silver as well. Yes, we've got
two medals now seventh. We're seventh per capita. Do you
know who's beating us? Fiji?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh, have a lot of one medal but they've only
got eight eight they were the men seventh.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
No did they come second? Well? Third? I think they
We're in the final and France beat them.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Right, so we've got a silver in the triathlon.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It Yeah, just overnight we have Hayden Wiles, well done.
Hayden Kosovo second after Fiji. They've got two medals.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Australia is beating us per capita because sixteen medals they
always kill it.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I shouldn't be on this from Sharks. It's got like
twenty nearly twenty six million people. Get off this list.
It's for small countries.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, exactly, mold Over, Croatia, Slovenia, and then you.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
See I blame who immigrants.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay, if that not come from new Ze, population number
wouldn't have gone up. Everybody else is burrowing up for
better opportunities overseas. This could have been the perfect opportunity
for us. This population.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You should be calling news talks the way to start
the Look.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You know that's sarcastic because no one loves immigrants like me.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Very true.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's ounded a bit much, and no one loves immigrants
like Nope, not quite there either.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm a big fan of.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
He loves a melting pot. He does he Vaughn Smith
loves a melting pot.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I think this whole show loves a melting pot.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, I love a melting Let's talk about the Spanish
rugby team far out. I want to get into melting
Hailey had a rich venom content on Instagram reels this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
There was a memory.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
It was like the green room room not a comedy club,
changing room of the Spanish rugby team and one of
them was doing the like Flamenco.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know, Oh Daddy clappants.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Coming up on the show today the top. Yeah, sad
news everyone. There's a lot of restructure, a lot of downsizing,
and you know, everybody kind of knows someone that's going
through a downsizing of their workplace. Gns lady earthquakes. They
do earthquakes, volcanoes, landslides, Tsunamis operates the Garnet website, monitors hazards,

(02:37):
various central service. A whole lot of people that work
at Genis are apparently their jobs are on the block.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
God, and then something's going to erupt and they're going
to go, why didn't we have any warning? And they'll
be like, we fired everyone. You should I know, I
should be, I should be in charge.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's we haven't solved the mystery of it yet. I
don't reckon we get rid of those scientists. I've got
the top six reason science is overrated anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, it's coming up in the top sex. Also on
the show today, the Montoyas are in Yes, because today
the first episode of the new podcast comes toys.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
That's gonna be a great chat chat.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
For those that don't know. Miss Alla Montoya's rugby league
player a warrior.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah ah, I thought he was trying to seek a
vengeance for the death of his father.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yes, nice reference feature, doesn't get it. Just let it
wash overs here, let it wash over here, and maybe
the first Fiji and Chileian we've had on the show.
We love a melting pot on the we love melting melting.
We'll take it all except any more white. We have
got enough of that. Next on the show.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
If you're a woman and you are not regularly having
some hanky panky, I have terrible news for you. Play
This one's just for the ladies, So feel free to
sit back and put up your feet because apparently this
study lot lot of information here. Fifteen thousand people were

(04:07):
surveyed as part of a national health survey and as.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Part of me in New Zealand or of overseas, it's
in the oose in the Oose.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
United States of America, And as part of it, they
delved into some questions about their sex life. Okay, and
the results are harrowing news if you are a woman,
not a man. The results did not reflect this. For
the gentlemen, if you are not having sex often enough,
you will die. Now I've summarized that. I haven't used

(04:37):
the scientific sort of you know, wording and findings exactly,
but if you are not getting down to funky town
often enough, you're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
But what about these old birds that lived to one
hundred and ten. They are getting it from somewhere, my friend,
So just by yourself count.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
In this stating because when but they're talking about men
and they're like the old prostates a time bomb and
I located it inside the anus of all of us.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, it's a horrifying and terrifying thought.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Is that you've you've you've got to be you know
for some Yeah, expelling you've got to work multiple you know, right,
it works out to just a just under it once.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
A day, really, okay, once a day?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Is it twenty seven times a month or something? So
like you great stuff? Take a Sunday, Yeah, for the
Lord's Day. It's you shouldn't be playing. I certainly don't
know I would.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I would never even if I really actually I've my
Sabbath is Saturday bounces around depending on where I'm at.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Right, So they split the group said, but part of
the questioning was like how often you're having six? And
I think we talked about that's not so long ago.
The average amount was fifty four times a year.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
So then they broke it down into two groups, those
that were having six at least once a week and
those were having six less than around about once a month,
and with all the information they collected, they found that
the women that were having sex less have such a
higher mortality rate, as in they're dying.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
So that might not mean that's a direct correlation, but
enough of that, enough of it kind of pointed to
going rate.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
You're not dying for the cause of youth is not
didn't shag enough, but due to like everything that sex
brings you. Cardiovascular health, blood flow, good for your heart rate.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Mental clarity.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Right at the end, we can almost you see time
seed time in God.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, God, I can smell God. Yeah. So that's what
they think.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
It all comes down to us because you're having less
of the positive benefits other than just that's nice from
having sex. They were like, higher mortality rate, You've got
to get it. Actually interesting though that you asked if
it would still be because they've said sexual activity, which
could be with yourself.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, okay, so you just got to get it.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
The men are told, oh, you got to do it
for the pros state, but when will the other way
do it or you'll die.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
The stats are out one point.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Seven times more likely to have died from other causes. Wow, no,
So if you need an excuse to do it with yourself.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Or with somebody today, you could die. It's a matter
of life or death, plays flet Thorn and Haley Almos
twenty four and jumped click spotting under Lettings Corp. Well overnight,
Hayden Wilde claimed the second medal for New Zealand, a silver,

(07:44):
and the triathlon.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Now, the triathlon was slippery, the slippery bepre falling over
swimming in the sea NNE was a big worry. I'm
just reading here, American triathlete Seth Ryder to prepare for
the increased exposure to a coal yeah, while swimming in
the Seanne had stopped washing his hands after that to
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
He said.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
They looked into it and it's basically like a slow
exposure to r and you might be thinking, body react
so soon, like in the space of a race to
the water. I don't know, probably not probably afterwards, yeah, probably,
I mean they probably shit yourself for the next three days. Now,
unless you choked on an actual pooh, that would be

(08:26):
something that could happen anyway, you might be there with that,
you know approach. How did Seth Rider go twenty ninth okay,
but it's his first he's twenty seven, it's his first Olympics.
It was leading for some time, okay, but then yeah,
twenty ninth, our boy, Hayden World coming second, just passed,
yeah by the British tray athlete right towards the end

(08:48):
and then sets down and he's like yes, arm around
because their mates aren't they So it was quite a
touching moment.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
But yeah, heartbreak for him missing out. Just what was it?
Seven seconds? Tiny amount? Yeah, well I know.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
It wasn't even that they passed. They crossed it at
the same time. One minute, one hour, forty three point
three three, so thirty three seconds and then yeah, five
seconds later Hayden World.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh man.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Because also, so I've been following so much social media
from all the athletes.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
It's so fascinated. I was thinking would be a good
Cleidle poll. How are people watching the Olympics this time round?
Because I feel so much of it as just social
media highlights.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah yeah, and then you get a little clip and
then if you want to see the full thing, you
go to like YouTube to try.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
To find the longer one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
So I've been watching all the like behind the scenes
and the village stuff, because if you think about it,
because the Olympics are so seldom every four years, yeah,
like we haven't. We've only had like this huge social
media presence from the Olympians in the last like one
or two Olympics. Yeah yeah, and now I'm like, I
love it, but I love seeing what they're eating in
the Olympic village because someone Biles made a comment at

(10:02):
a press conference that the food was like thumbs down,
bad things. We're eating this like French like pastries and whatnot,
and it's bad food.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
And then the one of her teammates was like, oh, yeah,
it's awful. Like you would think that the food would
have to be like really fresh and healthy and well.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
But then you look at some other people and it's
like they've got a mixture, Like they've got like like
an Asian section and.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Eggs and stir fries and then you can.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Go to the section to carry love when I go
to a hotel buffet and there's like like Asian food
that you would normally have for dinner. Yeah, I mean
I guess I am on holiday, right.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
So some people were just saying like it's carb heavy,
like yeah, it's like mixed reviews. And then apparently someone
has been now hand delivering hot, warm croissants to someone
biles that.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
She was like the French food, that's the way to
get the wis on. Yeah, she has to be really,
really careful with what she ate.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
You would imagine the dietary requirements for the world's best affleet.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think as well, like how like so many of
these athletes would have to eat particular diets. Yeah, and
it's not like one cutting skinny diets. We're talking like
energy based, sustainable, depending on your sport. If you're an elitad,
you wouldn't want to have too many onions putri grain.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Though.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
The other thing everybody's talking about is the Clark Kent
of the Pommeer horse is what he's been calling.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh yeah, Stephen, Stephen Nidor is just a little.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
When he's waiting, he's got glasses on and he's just
like sitting there in the chair sleeping some of the time.
And then he takes his glasses off and gets out
there pommel horses and everyone's just like, I didn't expect it.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
No nails, it naws it. The pommel horse is what
the hell? Yeah, it looks so hard four strength and
then like just using their arms and swinging your oh
my god, I know, I mean looking good in that outfit.
It has got to be the biggest challenge of the day, horible, No,

(12:17):
men's gymnastic outfits in general. You know, the little sockey's
little booty.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, and they get up and they get on those
rings and they hold themselves in the perfect like Jesus
post minute, and you're just like, I don't know, what's
happened on? How how did you do that? What are
our next medal chances? What's happening today?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Have a little lok at what's happening today? And while
you look that up? Who was the athlete I seem
to picture of this morning?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh yeah he was.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
A Now Thursday morning, at nine, eighteen minutes past nine,
the Double Scales Women's women's finals will be how old
that was the that's that Spores and year Lucy Spores
and Brook Francis. And then Friday we've got some sailing,
I believe. Oh yeah, so yeah, no, I've been doing

(13:07):
a bit of sailing lately in the pirate game, so
I might.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Actually watch the sailing.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I've got a real appreciation for, you know, really catching
a full. I can't wait until they include gaming at
the Olympics and then the Olympic village will have that
section of food for the gamers.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, like a rest station. Yeah, a different smell. Monster
Energy is going to have a little bit of a different,
different aroma to it.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah. Next on the show, the Top six, the top.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Six reasons science is overrated as we stay down the
barrel of redundancies at GNS. Yeah, the people that tell
us about earthquakes and volcano You know we don't need
that information living in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Nah, redundant play.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
This is the top six. Hello there.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
One in five GENS staff could be laid off in
the latest public service cut. Zero DEA, a government research
department responsible for monitoring natural hazards, has told staff that
one in five of them could be laid off. The
restructure proposal has been put to them on Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
One hundred and three positions on the chopping block.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
But you know today's top sex is top sex reason
science is overrated anyway?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Okay, hashtag sarcasm. You're good to stay the sarcasm number
six on the list of the tops a lot of earth.
I just went to the get website. Constantly we are
earthquakes constantly. Maybe maybe that in the top sex so
we won't we won't delve too far into that.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Just now you want to shake them out.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
You're going to get the fruit knife. Get a knife.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Knife.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Wow, Top sex reason science is overrated umber sex on
the list what science ever done for us? The nuclear bomb?
Remember that? Yeah? Yeah, I saw the movie and the
periodic table of elements. I can't remember that periodic table
of helium and brilliant boor on carbon oxygen fluor only on.
I don't know why I still hold onto the private
school education does have some how helpful? Is it? In

(15:16):
my job on radio and comedy? True?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I don't have an answer for you. No, I don't
have an answer here. And exactly why I done for us?
Exactly why we don't need science? Hashtag sarcasm Number five
on the list of the reasons science is overrated anyway?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Why scientists always so glum telling.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Us about bad stuff like we've got a new cheer
up fading bacteria.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
There's a new virus.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, you're right, Actually, there's an antibiotic resistant bacteria.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
The sprinkle some bloody glitter on it. Cheer it up. Yeah,
have some good science. It's heating up, but at least
we have some nice summers exactly at Yeah, hashtags hashtag
sarchism before on the list of the top six reasons
science is overrated.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
If they want to make layoffs and science, why don't
they lay off the C and science it's doing nothing
ext and science is overrated the second C as well,
we could replace that with an S. So you're proposing
to go from S C I E in C to
S I.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
E in S science science. I like it way better. Yeah,
I'd say some money, yes, one least letter.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Well, but think about the printing class, the ink costs signage.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
We're doing one least letter now, Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Number three on the list of the top six reasons
science is overrated anyway, white lab coats original, how about
some flair color?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
But where's the fashion in science? Yeah? Do we need
the white? White's so expensive to keep clean?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
They could save some money by getting like the same
or the same pattern as the bus seats have on
public buses. Might all matter of urine vomiting, blood, spit stains,
don't they why? It's very impractical, very impractical for people
dealing with science stuff. Number two on the Less of
the Top sex Reasons science is overrated anyway hashtag sarcasm.

(17:12):
They're often wrong, and when they're proven wrong, they admit
they're wrong and establish new theories and wait for that
to be proven wrong.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Who's that stock to be wrong? Yeah, make a decision
and then just stick by it, regardless of what evidence
tells you afterwards.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yes, hashtags hashtag sarcasm and number one and the less
of the top sex reasons science is overrated anyway. Who's
even affected by earthquakes, volcanoes, landslides or tsunamis. It's not
like we're a helly island country with cities and road
built on insane slopes.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
It's the result of a huge fault line and it's
volcanic fields surrounded by oceans. That's us. What do you
remember what happened in Chrush? Yet? I don't remember anything,
right Murchison, I'm of course being sarcastic hashtag sarcasm. Yeah.
Auckland is literally built on a field of volcanoes. Granted,
dormant is a big one in the harbor, ready to go.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
There until they're not, you know what I mean. Yeah,
they were just living on a volcano.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, surrounded by them, surround like every major New Zealand city. Yeah,
Auckland volcanoes, they have plenty tsunamis, Yeah, Wellington earthquakes, Christ
minds just Danan students.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, they are a natural sound. We need more sciences
to study them. The real the real natural disasters waited
to happen. Sou army of drunk drunkness.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yea. All of this, of course have been sarcasm.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Very important people at GENS and a wonderful job. We
need more science and this time not less.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
That's so those a mouth that last felt like a
political for the left.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Now I know it's a mouthpiece for science, regardless of
what side of the political spectrum that you.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Science feels but left to me, you recon science.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Left science, science that's central.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
It's over here, far.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Left, a cuckoo, banana's bloody, let's let hemps all of
our problems and crystals and amethysts too far right.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
They're like science is the devil's work.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I think science in the middle, Science straddles in the
sixiest way possible.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
The political spectrum. Science gets a lego broad straddle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, squeeze.
Is that together? Science? Could us all plays play? Intense
research going on during the songs and studio off.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
The company Wi Fi as r a teen store, dot
Cot and z Ye won't let me the Wi Fi
won't let me on? There you're on time born or
is there a sale because I'll jump on?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh my god fathers, good Lord, Jimminy crickets heaven are
you where.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Heaven's ABSI all right what I'm what I said was
the headline of the day, and what I believe is
a New Zealand based story that we'll go international. Happened
in your home region, Fletch Taranaki.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I couldn't be.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I couldn't be proud of We're going in a few weeks,
an't we're doing? We're going down for your comedy show?
We are?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Are they still tickets?

Speaker 7 (20:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Show?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I actually don't know, I assume so I am seventeenth
of August.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
I mean in a couple of weeks they're are tickets.
Well Flatters New Plymouth.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Now just out of New Plymouth township, there is a
beach called Tapawi Beach. This is South Taranaki, right, it's
only just out of New po Okay, good beach four point.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Eight stars on Google review. Okay, it'll be in a
black sand beach though.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Great spot. Nice meander along the native bush surrounded stream
to the secluded beach with great views towards par with
dog walkers. Well, I'm a fast walker. It was a
dog walker that was walking along this beach. Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Alice was walking a dog on Tuesday when a dog,
as dogs do, was having a sniff about that's what
they do. Man and Alice looked over and saw her
dog sniffing at what she believed to be a naked, dead,
decapitated money.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
See the photos from a distance, you would one hundred
be like, oh my god, there is a woman naked
face down in the sund.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh my god. Horrible.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
She freaks out because she said, only a couple of
days before when she was down in there, she's found
two dig goats on the beach.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh right, okay, you what are they doing down there?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
So then on the Tuesday she finds this, She goes
over and she's relieved to find out momentary because.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
The woman was a cow. I went to high school
with her coredits.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
It was a super realistic life size headless sex dole.
So many questions, so many and my first question was
how much? And that's that's why I've had to jump
off the work Wi Fi and go to Work Data,
go to I'm on my farm data, setting off my phone,
which is also provided by Work.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, thank you Work. This is We've backed it up
by saying, this is research.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
As long as you don't use the work credit card
to purchase one of these things, I think you're going
to be okay.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I think you don't know the limit on the work
credit card. Yeah, Or I think you're going to say,
as long as you don't use it at work, you'll
be okay. Also, don't use it as don't use it.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I've got lined up a one hundred and sixty eight
centimeter tall G cup, big big boobs, Honkers Lena the
Sip style for two and twenty four dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Because this it's not like an inflatable haha doll you'd
see you can see lads tiring around town on the
stag exactly. It's it looks latex like mannequin Realistics yeahyeah, yeah,
well you wouldn't. I wouldn't want to go like a
proper store mannequin. You get too hard.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, and the Latex has got apparently there's there's Lena dollar.
I'm about to buy its the same size as producer Jared,
which we know is your type.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
That's your body type that you like Jared Jared, but
with ge Jared with gees. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Now I could spend two thy four hundred dollars and
get Bella the Love doll Why am I spending three
hundred more dollars on Bella when I've got Lena lined up?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
What's Bella's? Is your podcast still doing that that discount
where you get the Wild Secret? Yeah, where you get
the twenty one percent.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
I don't know if Wild Secrets sells two and a
half thousand dollars realistic Bella six dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Not just for the lads. There's a Jake Love doll
as well. He's a that's a boy.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okay, now tell me more. Do these the lands of
a gap? Do these guys that you're looking at have
hits a little fake little? Do you think that someone
had this like on a piano cruise and they were like.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
We will never know, and that's the part that I
don't like. We're not going to know who owned this.
We're not going to know how it ended up. Did
it ever have a head?

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Did it lose the head? Maybe without hid? Maybe that
cheaper without here.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Creating a realistic face would require a lot of detail.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Because I'm seeing here and this research just really interesting.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
There's a torso, but that it doesn't come with his
arms or legs, right, very disconsidered to be making love
to a pile of latex. No hit. But if they
don't have legs, do they have bits? Yes, we get
the bits, tiny stump legs. There's a toilet. If it's

(25:10):
got latex arms and latex head, we need the legs
in the arms. How did it end up? There? Is it?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I need to know because like, was it throwing overboard
and it's washed up?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Because yeah, it's not a gag. That's too expensive. It's
too expensive to be like yeah for a stag.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, wait, like it's got everything, it's got fingernails.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Are the police going like loads of oh my god,
please tell me there's an autopsy, Please tell me. I
don't know they're searching for this thing. They put up
like the tape around it, and put up a little
gazebottle white sheets around it so the public can't swabbing
swapping around the scene. Don't move it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Some on owne research said that this doll was likely
worth thousands of dollars. This is from the person that
saw it in person like us curiosity. She had to
know it's a major investment for somebody. It could have
been stolen. That's a good point. Someone runs the house,
thinks it's a funny thing to steal, steals it and
like what are we going to do with this giant
six dolla? The tracket in the ocean, and then it

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washes up on the speech Police have declined a comment
saying they were prioritizing more urgent instance. Now, actual people,
what the hell is happening in your promise?

Speaker 2 (26:22):
It's more urgent. What's more urgent? This is the crime
of the injury. Is there a serial number on it?
That's what I was wondering.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
If there is some sort of identifying feature to see
where it was purchased from, then we can narrow down
who purchased.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Where would you put the serial number? Tramp stamp brail
up the anus. We need to find we need to
find this up.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I three write this down. Scoo, it's a scoo three
seventeen four. Hang on working your way out. I can't
seven seven seven for one.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Wow, this is a great podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Are you going to talk about this on your comedy show?
Oh my god, Wow, this is perfect?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Oh my god, I will I will put that in there.
Go on, new plumbers. You've got the screen for stuff?
Have you got a screen? No? I don't, you don't.
I'll just bring one out. Yeah, put it up. Yeah,
I love that.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
The most expensive doll on this website, I'm still here.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Some of them are like fifteen thousand dollars. The ones
I'm saying on this scarp to four and a half
thousand dollars. Still cheaper than trying to, you know, date
a woman for a while. Play and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Somewhat disasterrous afternoon yesterday we had to go and pick
up some plywood from Main Freight.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Oh yeah, oh god.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Oh you would have loved watching the forklift.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
They're so clever. I love a bit of forklift ballet.
Oh A huge fan of a great forklift operator. And
I'm sure there's many listening to the show.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
After all, we were awarded number one radio show at
the annual New Zealand Forklift Awards.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
We were they love us and it's our proudest achievement act.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It's the back wheels that steered.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Oh I got it was incredible watching him spin and
pick up this massive like it was two pellets worth
of plywood. Anyway, Its stunning. But in order to pick
this up we had to go, how are you building
a skateboard ramp? Building some cabinet tree and a garage thing?
And yeah half pipe right rad dude, Yes, sip bro. Anyway,

(28:33):
so we went and borrowed our friend's van, our friends
Jack and Casey, and they have a big van because
they are a cabinet making company. And we went and
truk our truck to their house, picked up their van,
got the van, went to mainframe forklift.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Oh delicious in.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
The thing, back to our house where we needed to
offload the plywood into the.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Garage and then take the van. Right, you'd only had
a fork left. No, what we had to do was
all open sheet at a time. I know, almost with
buying a forklift. Actually, actually maybe I'll look one up
like a t move left. I'm not a proper one.
Yeah yeah, yeah, got a cute little one forklift fit

(29:20):
in my mailbox.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, neither act it probably would though it would be
that it'll be like a tiny little toy wasn't going
to help.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Anyway. What I realized was that I had.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
And we'd lift the truck keys with our friends and
then I'd put my keys in the truck and so
that when Aaron was like, can you open the house
so we can get the garage open, I was like,
I don't have any keys, and he'd lift, so we
had no keys. So now we're locked out of the house.
It's persisting with rain as well. It was quite cold,
and I wasn't wearing that much clothes because I'd been
to the gym and I hadn't been changed yet stank,

(29:57):
But so we were locked out. So then I had
to ring jac AND's say, oh can you you know,
can you come and bring the truck back and then
you can take the van back and I'll make you
in the grony to say thank you. And then I
was like, what a waste of time. Can't get in
the garage. So then I thought, why did I make
the most of it? And I started doing some chores.
I was picking up We've got a magnolia tree, you
know they drop those like sticky buds, sticky buds. Put

(30:20):
all those in the bin, and I was like, what next?
And then I was like, Oh, get a big bucket
and I'll pick up all the rotten oranges and I'll
give that to Vorn for his for his pegs pegs.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah. And then I was like, oh, I'll get a whole.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Bucket of limes because I've got the beautiful lime tree,
famous and oranges, and I'll bring them in for the show.
And actually, thank god you've brought oranges pathetic though sad
these are great oranges.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, they're tiny, mine a massive And I picked these
in the.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Dark that'd be in that section at the supermarket, like there,
we can't sell them.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh yeah, what do they call it? The ugly section?
Don't judge orange on its appearance on its juices, as
Jews say.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
But then, so they had this bucket full of stuff
for you guys, and I got out this morning to
grab the bucket and the bucket's gone or there has
been a theft.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I think there might have been a theft at my house.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
A bucket of lines, a bucket of limest I was like,
this is nearly an insurance claim the amount of limes.
And I head in this bucket for you and your
Margarita's flitch and you and him children worm.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, I feed them primarily limes. So now I'm like,
where did they go?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
As Aaron just moved the bucket, I looked around the property.
The buck on the front porch, where was it on?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Where did you put? It? Was full of limes on
the back, on the back. No one came around the
back of your house and stell I think they did.
No great riverhead lime heist came twenty four bucket of limes. Well,
you get no limes now, and I got the best
ones for you, the big juicy one.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I think in the light of days, she's going to
find the line turning tow They were actually just at
the side in the bucket.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Aaron moved it because it's and he said it's gonna
fill up with water. I would have rather they took
my car than fletch Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
He's been it's been noted, it's been noticed. I hate
that it's been noticed, been noted. The barometer and the
mood of the country seems a little skew, if little titchy.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
So everyone seems a little titchy. Yeah, everybody seems a
little ropeable.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Apparently Georgia noticed it on Tuesday. We noticed it a
bit yesterday. Yeah, and then Fletcher and I went to
the gym and we noticed it.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
In the car park. Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
There was this woman who like very you know, tight
car parks on the ramps, you can't just both guys,
someone's got to stop.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
She was for you. She looked at on slightly murdered
her husband.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
And I did like a wave like hey, thanks, you know,
thanks for holding so I can get up the ramp.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
And she just held this death stick. Oh no. And
she was leaving the gym. She was lazier and doorphin released.
I know, I shouldn't left hard enough, shouldn't go heavy enough,
can go hard enough. Maybe maybe she pulled something, yeah maybe,
or maybe she was doing that thing where you get
to the car park there's no parks, so you just
go home. Done that? Were there parks because you went
out because we go So that's not it.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
But it was, Yeah, there's a And even yesterday I
just always call shut out on the way home, what
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
And she's like, oh, not much. What are you doing?
I was just leaving. She's like, what's wrong. I was
like nothing. She's like, you sound flat and grumpy. I
was like, I'm not. But then I listen to that,
I'm not. I was in a terrible mess. You you
believed I would minstright and I did not. We thought

(33:40):
we were on the cast. But yeah, the final return
of the Men straight after three hundred, three.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Hundred and seven days happened. But it's there's something something.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Is that the Is it the weather? Yeahs of all
your other friends in Europe?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Well, you guys have been to Europe, you know, But
I'm not there anymore. I want grumpy grumpy about not
being there.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah. Better to have loved and lost than never to
have loved it all. Definitely, there's something in the air.
People are really grumpy at the moment. People are grumpy.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I think we've done this once before, when we asked
listeners to message in and call us why are you grumpy?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Are we should do it? I think a little vent. Exactly.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Once we vent, Once we identify while we were grumpy,
then we can deal with it, right. Yeah, if it's
the weather, I'm afraid probably not going to be able
to deal with that. Just realize that it's the weird
it's getting to you.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
It's great, we're not getting enough vitamin D, not enough sunshine.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
But sometimes it's big things and sometimes it's little things. Yeah,
way grumpy, I'm itchy.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Okay, Yeah, that she is making me. Let's start a
nationwide event. We will to open up the phone lines.
Oh eight hundred times a him. You can text as well,
nine six nine six grumpy?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
What's got you? Maybe we've just made you grumpy? Yeah,
saying that you're grumpy. You just let us know that
we just made you grumpy. The nation is grumpy. Grumpy.
People are grumpy. Yeah, we've noticed the last couple of days,
people texting in. Yeah, we've really noticed. Everybody has sensitive

(35:17):
a little bit of Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Everybody's grumpy. We ran into that lady in the car
park yesterday. You would have thought we're there's one of
her family members.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
The way she looked at daggers at us because I
was driving past it.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Were you grumpy lady?

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah? Or the text machines.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
This is what we wanted with video, and we realized
and we look at what's making us grumpy, and then
we can start to process why it's making Okay, oh,
that's a really.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Good point that people are messaging in not a lot
of public holidays coming up. We've been we've had some
goodies in a row.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
What is the next one will be a labor weekend? Yes?
So not O got father's dwan September? Or is we
sell it? Unless you don't have a father that probably
meet you?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
But couldn't we feel like a tummy bug coming on
on a Friday that took two Monday.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
I mean you by Monday probably be about tuesdays. So
we were all hanging out.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I would a little countdown in my app till labor weekend.
Eighty five days.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Jesus, that's so far away.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Five days, Y's that's twelve weeks.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Boom boom till the next long weekend. But you could
make a long weekend. Youayake just one day?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Then you'll leave take them into health down a Friday.
Now we've got a long weekend, take yourself away.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
So messages in winter mid year, school holidays are over
and I'm a teacher, so the bad way that means
the kids are in your face all day.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Oh, I can't get them out of the house, them out.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, yeah, someone said, people asking me why I'm grumpy
always makes me grumpy. I didn't think guys grumpy, but
I must have been grumpy one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Oh I knew this this haven't My parents have felt
the same that big rates increase in Wellington. They've got
huge rate increase.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I understand in seventeen has seen extra what and just
adding to everything else the Yeah, life smart at the
moment sucks, but also like water pipes down there are
just blowing themselves to pieces.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
You guys didn't want three waters?

Speaker 8 (37:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
What? What? People are grumpy? They didn't win Loto last night.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Guy had a million majua to one chance. Hayley's was
that was your exit plan?

Speaker 2 (37:21):
You? I see it yesterday. I have to win this money, yeah,
and I'll just be gone. And I was like, I
guess you're here today. Yeah, I'm here, adding to the
grumpy level.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, I'm grumpy because I didn't even know I wanted
a Hitler six doll until that one was in the news,
and now I won one.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
But that's too expensive, and so now I'm double grumpy.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
You're great, big news out of Tamaki, your plumbers. Yeah,
with that washing up on the beach, Shannon, why are
you grumpy?

Speaker 6 (37:49):
Oh my gosh, I'm so grumpy about the train being
late every.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Morning, every morning, every morning.

Speaker 8 (37:56):
Yeah, I come in on the wire at the line
in Wellington and.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Well this wouldn't happen under the watchful guys of the
fat controller. Yeah, Thomas, we need Thomas. Maybe they need names, Henry.
Maybe they need to break the train up on a
tunnel for to teach her late again though, what could
you get.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
An earlier train?

Speaker 7 (38:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Sorry, that was such a bad seduce, going to make it.

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Wait, we only get three trains in the warf you know.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
I think it's the six thirty and oh no, and
then that would be late as well. We're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
We're not doing sixth It might be a seven. And
they're kind of looking looking right in it.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
But then you waiting for the train? Now? Sorry, are
you on the trainer? Are you waiting for the train? No?
You know what I gave us. I'm driving exactly what
we didn't want. She was trying to help the environment,
now she can't. You think train has been like makes
you grumby where do you sitting in track?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I want to make you day better by giving you
a did on at cafe voucher Core of the week.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, you know I've just changed. I changed your mood.
You have changed my god, don't get some non e's.
Oh my god. Yeah, you're welcome. Excellent. There we go.
That's that's lighting the load of the nation. Let's go
to anonymous anonymous ways anonymous, good morning, good morning. Why
are you grumpy? Well? I putted up the courage to

(39:26):
go and buy.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Some new bras on the weekend because the current ones
I had was probably patting a little.

Speaker 8 (39:33):
Bit too much into them.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
And now that I've spent the money on them, I'm
finding that the new ones are digging into me.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Are the ones that you talked about, Haley, that you
said were going to bed on comfort? It's really good.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I mean, can I may I ask, because you have
called anonymously, are we are you bigger in the chest
or smaller?

Speaker 7 (39:55):
Yes, I'm bigger in the chest. And as I find it,
as you hit menopause, that seems like you get even
bigger in the chest.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
It is a positive you looking at the boobies, not
for us that are getting bigger boobies. Sorry, I didn't
think of it. Yeah, God, Vaughan's mood just improved something. Babies,
Now you know what I'm feeling good. I'm feeling better.
You've got to get the bend on comfort.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
That's what I'm wearing now. And it's like I've got
big boobies and it holds them up fine. No wire,
we saw.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I saw them yesterday when she just took her shirt
off in the middle of the studio. Yeah. Oh, I
would wouldn't want to comment.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Come not in as secuse and messages and why are
you grumpy? Information grapples in the mid winter blues.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
God, you guys would not understand the grump that comes
Worth and Shannon will know this a wire digging into
your armper I don't come in here.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
And I've always thought they look very uncomfortable. They are.
They just like no one of women just walking to
her house and like soft. Almost feels like we should
be doing a weekly vent through the rest of winter.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I might do because everything so effing expensive. I'm sick
of being poor. I didn't used to be poor. My
money used to go further. Yeah, flinched, saying vitamin instead
of vitamins just made me grumpy.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Vitamin Did she say vitamin D and D? Talk about
vitamin D vitamin D? He says a bit of both.
What is that song? Go vitamin? They didn't say that
was the name of it was called the Graduation One.
Weir remain all the times weird. This is good.

Speaker 9 (41:33):
Had to get.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Change from Yeah, we will still be friends forever. Yea,
I'll tell you what. That's cheered me up. Yeah, great song.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Some of the messages people look white, people look because
I'm fat. It's hard to get skinny in winter because
it's stupid compliment.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
But yeah, salad and winter you like, yeah, oh boo,
and it's expensive, so you're so expensive in winter and
they yuck.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I'm grumpy about our local pub quiz turning a blind
eye to a team of twelve.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
When the limit is eight because it's more brains, more brains,
that's more brains.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Recession house price is dropping. I've just been made redundant.
Three kids under five.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Now you have right to be grumpy. Did our song
make that a little bit better? I don't think so. No.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Um, I'm grund because I'm a truck driver, and only
one in ten people actually know how to drive, so
the rest are traveling with blindfolds on.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
And then Vaughan's and has Jymney going seventy and one
hundred and ten though, and that made everyone grumpy. Play
Split Play Special Guests and Studio. I've got a podcast.
They are Married. The podcast is about what it's like

(43:02):
being a married couple. But there's more than that.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
There's sport, there's political intrigue, there's a murders.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Are in studio. Hello, Hello, guys, guys, what episode is
the murder? Three people? Coming? Is a perfect time for
a I mean true crime podcasts are high rating.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
And often happens between married couples. Yeah, you are both here,
so that vodes well.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
For your marriage still to come? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely? How
long have you guys? Been married?

Speaker 9 (43:39):
For two years? But we've been together for nine years?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Okay, yeah, too long Rockie numbers? Did you say two years?
It's it feels long.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:54):
This podcast is going to revive some Yeah, we need this.
It's like marriage counseling every week, just the.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Two of you around the guests where you get people
on to be late.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
Just the two of us at the moment. Yeah, it's
hard to get a word in as it.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Is besides us anyway, it's quite smaller. Yeah, you're bringing
work into the home place.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
They say never to do that, Yes, especially never to
work with your partner Eitherest.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, he's the murder red flags. You're trying to doom
this marriage.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
So you met when you were playing for the Bulldogs
and you were er still the right term, Yes, I
said to check. Okay, what did you think it was?
Technician of chair or cheer artists. Yeah, yeah, something that
sounds less gender specific.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Right, Yeah, And so you met? Is that frowned upon
for the players to kind of it was?

Speaker 9 (44:50):
I got hit it for like what two years, and
I got sacked at the end of my second.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
You said you hit it, hit it? Yeah, both you
kept it head and and then it came out and
then you Yeah.

Speaker 9 (45:15):
A member of the cheer squad snitched on me, and
then so, yeah, I gotsd to not come back.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
So I did it.

Speaker 9 (45:23):
I put love first over my career. Have you watched
the Dallas Cowboys documentary.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I don't want to watch it. Paid nothing. I want
to watch.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
The documentary is so sad they smashed their hips doing
that splitster thing and.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
They get paid part time wages.

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Yeah, and like I mean, I was never as professional
or as talented as any of them.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
You were there for one reason and one reason. Yeah,
she's not what she wanted.

Speaker 9 (45:52):
Now I'm in New Zealand, so.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Good. I I that's true love. I never never, I've
never wouldn't do much for a man.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
This is this is a big Southern Hemisphere podcast. We've
got an Australian and a Fijian Chilean living in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah, Southern Hemisphere. Do you want to have children?

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
One day, yeah, God, they'll be nice, thank you, hope
just looking at you.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
One they'll be crazy. They'll be crazy, I.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Think, yeah, they will be Marcella. You, I'm noticing your
You bring a quieter nature to the to the couple.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I'm you, Yeah, I'm you.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
And my relationship on the podcast, as you said, it
is easy to get a word in.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
It is because I pull her up. That's pretty much
my job.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Really.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Yes, that's quite interesting how it all flows. But yeah,
it's I mean, I'm quite here. But I do got
a big mouth on me as well. I do like
to talk a little bit.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I've heard on the field you're like this gentle giant
off the field, but when you're playing, like you turn
into a little bit of a monster, you know, hide
and jickle and hide situation.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Going yeah, well it's it's like at home. It's quite
similar as well. After I have to bring that in
the otherwise my head just getting bitten off the whole.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Got to keep it fun. We were looking at your
player stats and you giants. Speaking of giants, you and
Vaughan have executed.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
The same set six to ninety six kgs.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
If you're still at that, well, that's what I would
six one eight eight sentiment. Yeah, yeah, one ad, that's
what I think. And the distribution is different. It's a
little bit socially more centrally distributed.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Taylor was trying to be polite. Oh yeah, you look
different to my husband. Looks so different, so weird.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
How bodies work. You've got the chicken league on the field.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
I've got chicken leg. You'd be fine. You have chicken leg, Yes,
you'd be fine, as long as your explosive.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
He's really got checking Pacific like you got the Chilean legs. Yes,
excuse if you look at my genealogy. It's just like white. Yeah,
I got specific island legs. Unfortunately we have the legs.

(48:25):
Oh well, I'll be good on the field.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
If you Because you discuss your marriage marriage advice, if
like I just get a little snippet, what would be
one piece of advice you would give to married couples?

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Because obviously you love each other.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I mean you, you've changed your whole life, you move
countries for him, you have fun, You've got good banter.
What's your advice to married couples if they want to
make it last? I feel like space have space from me.
I've seen it myself, different houses, totally different space.

Speaker 9 (48:59):
Literally, Like he goes away for his job every like
second week, if not every week, so I'm home by
myself with the sausage dog. That's not much that can
go rest.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Calling them. Oh wow, I must all look it up. Yeah,
it's really good. Definitely recommend Weirdly the sausage Dog. Six six.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Step Taylor, your advice is space, Yeah, my sellar, would
you say the same.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Yeah, I mean it's like she says that, but it's
quite scary because then what's going to happen after?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Like, can you have to God? Another place. Yeah yeah
every second week, yeah yeah, yeah and Barley every second week.
That's Australians yea, yeah, we love the Australians. Wow.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
The episodes are released on Thursdays weekly. How many episodes
are they going to be?

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Twenty to begin with and then hopefully they extend us.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
The first episode out now the Montoyas. Thanks guys. Him
fletchborn in Hailey.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
I actually I'm glad we're talking about this because I
did want to bring up I am. I feel deprived
from you two at the moment. Why I have not
received many compliments as a flake, and I've been letting
it go right, I've just been going like.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
We're all busy, hid down, just getting through it.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Man and man it's been it's been lacking man, A
man in the wild, a man just in public, a
stranger completely unprompted, not not hassled into it. And I
don't even have to ask, as I do with you
two gave me a compliment. It really made my dad.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Really, I honestly encourage people to give compliments more often
to strangers. It's a bit craz I think I feel
like the current environment or not like damn dead ass
no but like, even if you just say anything to anyone,
people can just be like fire up.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Well, I walked into the gym yesterday and I was
hot on the heels of you, Fletch, and we were
strolling into the gym, and for some reason I had
not for some reason, because it's a great song Sabrina Carpenter,
which one I think it was Please Please Please in
my head on loop since we left radio, and so
I was singing it beautifully.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Out loud, Please Please Please.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
And as I walked past reception, and a stranger at reception,
unprompted by the way, turned to me and said, yes,
lovely voice absolutely made my day.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
It absolutely made But wait, it wasn't psarchasm.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Okay, So what you've done there? So what I started
this by saying, I feel deprived of compliments. What you've
done is you've given me somewhat of a backhanded insult.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
We like to keep you grounded, otherwise.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
You get to I've grounded. I'm knee deep in the earth,
I'm half covered in the ground. I'm so grounded.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Ok, I'm half in a hole.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
You know, when you're a kidding, you're very half your
body at the beach that's where I live in terms
of how how much you ground me.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
That's where you want to be, where you want to be.
And now I do have a lovely voice.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
And the moment he said that, I said, I know, Wait,
you just said you were half in the earth and
then you just said I have a lovely voice.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Sometimes but no, there's sometimes he's bragging or being big hitten,
and sometimes he's knowing what is a fact?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Okay, sometimes fact speak for themselves, so you don't need
to say it so much.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
You let the singing so again, from what's happening is
it feels like backhanded in my.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Upbringing and how nothing was complimented. You just know that
it was you know, enjoyed all.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I just think compliments are the best thing. It just
really like this, this is just this man. But he
wasn't being sarcastic.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I don't think so, because sometimes you say that people
because they don't think you can hear them, or they
don't know that singing.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
No, he had a smile on his face and a
genuine look in his Wait was he working at reception,
because maybe he was? You know, how they do?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
You know, it could be possible that I do have
a lovely voice as the man said that you don't
need to analyze.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
It in the realms are possible.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Really bumped bumped up my day, and then I need
to give I was like today, maybe today I'll find
a way, not in a weird way or a creepy way,
but I'll find a way to give a stranger compliment
and see if it really because it feels like you
saying this, and that we don't complimenting you enough, and
someone complimented you, and then that that you're kind of
almost fishing for not fishing's fishing, it's just you. Now

(53:28):
that we're two very stubborn gentlemen who aren't going to
The listeners are listening and hearing that we're not going to.
You almost know that they might text message in the
compliment why don't you like saying? So I would tell
them not to. Why don't you sing a little bit of.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
That song that you were singing in these please please
just a little bit better than you? Was beautiful extra.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
The other day I pulled up a man I just
forgot about this. I was at Wellington. I was in
a store and I was trying on a lovely leather blazer.
Got it for a steal.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
And wait a minute, you've got to leather jacket. That's
never It's never warm enough to wear it. It's never
cold enough to wear the living she.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
This one's lighter. It's a blazer. It's not a jacket,
you idiot. Oh my god, how embarrass it that you
thought it was too interchangeable. Anyway, I was in I
was trying this on, and I was with a friend
and she was trying something on. And this woman came
out of the dressing room and she looked incredible. She
was trying on a dress. As I was looking at
myself in the road, just turned her. I said, you
look amazing in that dress. She was like, oh my god,
do you think I didn't know?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I feel a bit. I don't know. I said, you
look absolutely incredible. We have to buy it. Look amazing,
and then she was like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
And then she sort of turned to look at her husband,
who was looking down on his phone, and I two
two thousand.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I said, excuse me, get in here and tell your
wife how beautiful she looks. This is one of the
fifth shop he's been in. Showingly beautiful. She's got a waff.
She's not wearing it all.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
She looks particularly nice in this dress. Chat compliments, spend
pickup off your phone.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Your wife's in here looking like an absolute anything because
he's got ten of them at home. You don't know
that I do, and I lotible And this woman was
born to weather stress. What did the husband say when
you pulled him up?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
He's like shit, just at stranger It was fine and
sort of looked at and didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
And then they whispered in a leave them you bossom
take it all. No, I didn't, but I hope she
bought it, but you know I did. I pulled up
a man for not coming into this wife fledgedborn and Hailey,
what's your joby? What's your joby? What's your joby? What's
your joby? What is your jobby? But silly they're born

(55:44):
near the end, beautiful boy, he's a silly, little boy.
What's your jobby? We ask you three questions about your job.
You can't tell us what you do. And then we've
got to try and get you. Who was on last
time we get been like no close? Yeah, he gonna win? Yeah,
you know to do that, that's against the rules. Emily,
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Okay, okay, pregnant pause this before she said good morning,
she sounds a bit fit up.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
That immediately put points me towards teacher. Yes, yeah, yeah,
I'll be fit up in both of you.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Also, as we did just say earlier, we did you know,
why are you grumpy? Everyone's everyone is grumpy at the moment.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Emily, do you work predominantly indoors? No? Okay, what She's
fit up? Because it was such a good question from
outside trades Gardens return to the Courier Sports the Courier. Okay,
I've kicked us off with the roaring stuff. I've done

(56:47):
really well. My question is going to be do you
drive for your job? No?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Okay, we go trading. We're going to trade on our hands. Here,
we've got a site. We've gotta site specific person.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
You wouldn't say traders drive for their job. No, you
wouldn't like truck drivers and everybody has to get to
their job. Okay, we've got a sparky or a plumber
or a something born.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
You could go like, do your hands get dirty? Because
then if it's no, like it could be more along
the lines of a sports sparky, I would say work
indoor more than outdoor.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Yeah, builder would be outdoor, but your hands don't necessarily
get dirty. Landscaper plumber more dirty, and builders your hands
get dirty.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
You're true, but not like to do. That's a good question.
That's a good question.

Speaker 8 (57:33):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Do your hands get dirty? Yes, I've got a landscaper,
I've got ascaper vibe. I'm getting a landscaper vibe. Farmer,
dairy farmer. She could be fine outside the whole time,
and their hands get dirty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
we did.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
We're favorite radio show for farming, dairy, beef, sheep overall.
Next year we are hoping to hit deer and horticulture
and high country in my country station.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
We don't have any more guesses left. We just have
to ask the job. That's it. I think we asked her.
She's a I think landscape. No, you go, why don't
you do the ye? Get it? She sounded fit up.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
It's the time of the year for famer to get
fed up carving. She is over there and just the
weather's ship. Okay, we'll ask a question and then we've
still got.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
A GISs question. Okay, okay, Emily, are you a farmer? No?
If she's a landscape on the flipper's table. What's your job?
You're like on the right track.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
I'm actually a soil scientist, got the Can you come.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
To some testing on my pad? I need to know
what fertilizer I need to put on. Yeah, you're on
the right track. Wow scientist? Yeah, oh my god, how
Emily do you role? That's gonna be my next question nextent.
Do you deal with worms in your jobs? No, that's

(59:04):
a silly yeah, I'm gonna do that. I'm going to
my first question for the next one is are you're soil? Signed? Emily?
Thank you for playing? Unfortunately, no cash?

Speaker 8 (59:11):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
We go to Renee. Good morning, Renee, welcome to what's
your jobby? Renee? Cheery cheery. What's do you work? Driving?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
She's driving some driving, but then could be driving. Ye, yeah,
that's what I'm saying. She's a nine to fiver.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Do you wear a uniforms part of your job? Oh? Yeah, good? Okay,
that's a good one. That's a good one. We're talking.
Can you spend the majority of your day in or
around a vehicle?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
No? Okay, so she's in a uniform, but she's driving
wotting back.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
In Okay, that rule hospo like a nannies.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
We could be trades lack A Bunnings, we could be supermarkets.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
We could be those supermarkets.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Don't usually that You wouldn't start a shift at nine.
If she's on the road at eight, you start?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Okay? What am I going to ask her? If she
works with people? Everyone sort of works unless you're right people.
She wouldn't be a writer in a uniform unless you
had a uniform and you were a writer. She's not
a teacher. Maybe she could be a teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
What what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:00:25):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
What teachers were uniform? Oh yeah, some posh schools do they?
I don't like she went with food? I reckon, Okay,
do you work with food?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Right, okay, uniform food, no food, not in the car,
not in a car, nurse.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
That's that's a great guess. That's actually is that a
good gift? It's a good guess. Yep. What's your jobby?
Are you know? Are you a nurse? No? What you got?
What's your joby?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Rural banking, rural banking, soil scientists.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
We told you we're horrendously popular with the rural. He
had more rural rene. Sorry bankers, of course, bankers uniforms
on your good morning, good morning, okay, cheery, cheery, cheery, cheery, cheery. Okay, okay, I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Just need to talk because I really want to give
someone some money. And you tell us a little bit late.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
How's it? How are you today? And what did you
have for breakfast? I'm going to hear a voice. Yeah,
well I'm just locking up. It is my day off,
so nothing so fun. Okay, day off.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
So she's not she's not a teacher because they would
be working. Yeah, that's a cloe. That's a clue.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Good office workers don't tend to have a MIDWEK day off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
This is nurse energy, tail, retail, could be retailed, could
be retail works Wednesdays uniform, Oh you you were a uniform?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yes, I do Sunday dispositions. Ask if she drives a
vehicle whether woo, she's a paramedic or no, it could
be a police or fire. Do you work for a no, no, no,
no no no no. You're going to say are you
a government employee? But technically both police and nurses are.

(01:02:41):
And I was gonna say, do you work with assholes
all day? But put.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
A lot of bullshit, okay, and they put the suppositories
up assholes. So technically specific about if you meant a
lot of work with the people or the whole Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Okay, okay, okay. Question do you do you do you
fight batties? Not for works? No, okay, we'll give We
ain't got a cop here this uniform? Yeah, I haven't

(01:03:20):
asked a question, Nate, No, no, you've got the last question.
Uniform not a batty fighter. It's a great question from that.
Do you work with animals?

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Oh my god, where did that come from? It came
from nowhere, the rural sector, about the rural. It's going
to be right. It's got to be or a nurse,
it's a day off. Let's do a unifor did you
ask uniform? Yeah, yeah, let's do a uniform doesn't fight batties.
They don't fight batties. That's she's gonna be a vit

(01:03:52):
or a doctor. Is just a yeah, it's a well
ask a question. You got one more question before we
say is this your job? No animals? I can ask
another question. She's pushing us away from vet horse trainer.

(01:04:16):
But she was a uniform? Was a uniform? Where's a
uniform works with animals? Shut up? On you, no more clues.
Where's the uniform? Not a fit doesn't fight baddies.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
Works at the zoo?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Do you work at a zoo?

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
A question?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Anya, is your jobby working at the zoo? Are you
kidding me? I forgot about the forgot about so many
job possibilities. She did give us a little bit of
a shunt away from vet though, because I was just
going to say say you never to said zoo, and
I was just like the money.

Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
I'm sorry guys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Yeah, it was that shift workers well, because it always
need to be people working at the weekends at the Yeah,
I'm weekend on Friday to Monday. Oh my god. Okay
cool tigers. Yeah, tigers, we do. We've got two tigers.

(01:05:21):
What's so were you at? Can we ask Wellington? I
was a kids, we need to go next time? Okay,
we'll go in Wellington a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
And I haven't seen my d MS asking for any
free tickets to come in.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
We wouldn't dare We were like, yeah, absolutely, congratulations, well Daniel,
what's your specific animal that you look after?

Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
Actually?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
The people?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
The people, the people, the people. Congratulations on you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Now this may amaze some people, but I vaarn smith
can read. Oh my god, I thought you was the letters.
You thought you was a dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Now I've been.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I've been a course, you've been a course of course
I've seen, but you didn't done it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
You've halfway through. Oh yeah, I've done part of it. Yeah,
I don't know if you can call it a school
a course. I can read all the letters. You point
at one, and I'll tell you which one it is. Hey,
what's that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
One of the very start of that sentence if for fletch, Yeah,
he's good, and the next one after if l Okay,
I'm not a dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
So I was reading a story an online yearn a few.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
He knows how to use a computer and the internet
act and I can read.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
And I was reading about a woman who was talking
about this relationship she's in with someone who had been
her longtime career knocking on the door all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
The door, bringing her packages. She's there in a towel.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Was the Aramics or DHL over, I don't know the
courier company, but she said, yeah, this guy was always
just coming around dropping off packages.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
He was a better hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Yeah, but but well not for a start, she said,
not at all, right, But then there was nice, there
was some interactions, some chat grow and now she proposes
that they enjoy each other's company outside of the delivery schedule.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
So is this why you're proposing the question.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Before they were my partner, they were my dot dot
dot because hers was. Before they were my partner, they
were my courier dot dot dot, my best friend's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Yeah, lots of them. There'll be lots of them. Oh yeah,
oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Someone Before she was my partner, she was a viewer
on my Twitch, the live stream gaming.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
You know, so she was just watching the gaming. Yeah,
someone that's going to put up with you and gaming.
Before he was my baby daddy, he was my milkman.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
That's like the old story of the child doesn't look
by the father, it looks like the milkman. Yeah, and
then these things had to have started from somewhere before
he was my husband.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
He was my divorce lawyer, which is hot because he's
going to give last one. But you know, you're not
getting anything this time. What you wanted a man, he's
already made you sign a prenup. Yeah you know, okay,
well this is what we want. It's juicy. Eight hundred
dollars at him. You can call otherwise text in nine
six nine six. Before they were my partner, they were

(01:08:30):
my dunk. So a woman's gone viral because she's ended
up dating her career, and we want you to complete
the sentence before they were my partner. Yeah, they were
my best text.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
I'm single, but I don't want to miss out on
this game, so I've let predicted text aside.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Before my partner, they were my Kato truck and congratulations
now dating and then for marrying Mata from the Pecos
series cars. So the happy couple. Yeah, so good. Okay,
where do we even start? We have some calls. Let's
go to Christy, good morning, Christy, good morning, good morning. Okay,

(01:09:12):
complete the sentence. Before they were my partner, they were my.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
My well now ex husband, sip brother and friend you rask.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
A moment, need a moment to draw lines step brother
and they were also BIS friends. Yeah okay, Wow, how
did that go down when they found out?

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
Well, my husband is to invite his sip brother over
to hang out with me while he.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Would play video games, all right, and we just kind
of bonded and I told him.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
I told my cousin, like, you know, I'm kind to
get an emotionally attached to this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Maybe we should you should do this and yeah, and
he didn't, and you know, we got divorced and then
I'm now married.

Speaker 8 (01:10:01):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
What video game.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Wasn't when some man's like, she's told me she's brewing,
but I'm still absolutely crank in this video game.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Yeah, it was Destiny on the PlayStation.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Again, it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
It just wasn't. Good. God, Wow, Okay, who were You're
married to him? Now? So how do you go down
with the family? Your how's Christmas? Yeah, it's very awkward
the first year or so.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
It's it's very much calmer now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
But yeah, my my husband's like his mom refuses to
speak to me whatsoever, which is fine. And your knees
married now and I feel like I found my soul mate.
It's just video games, Christy and amazing. Thank you so much, Shane.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Complete the sentence. Before they were my partner, they were
my yeah, yeah, mixing up little sex.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
On the beach.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
This was a long time ago, so I was quite young,
and I was on the Malibu and Pineapples. Y. I
always used to get a title shot for free.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Oh now you get them for life and you're still together, ye,
married with kids.

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
Love.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
That's grazy Shane, Thank you Anonymous.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Complete the sentence. Before they were my partner, they were my.

Speaker 8 (01:11:47):
Teacher at my daughter's school.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
You said that quick, my teacher, not my teacher. Wow.
So we were you single when you met the teacher?
Or I was single?

Speaker 8 (01:12:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Okay? Was the teacher?

Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
I was still before we officially started dating. No, I
was still with my my baby.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Daddy, right was what was the teachers situation? Were then
in a relationship?

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
I thought he was married as well with children, but no,
we actually matched on Tinder, and I didn't know once
we had Once we're separated from our partners wed, I
went on Tinder and.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
I was like, that's the hot teacher from school.

Speaker 8 (01:12:28):
I didn't know he was single.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Oh yes teacher.

Speaker 8 (01:12:33):
Yeah yeah, and then basically the rest is history.

Speaker 7 (01:12:36):
I embarrassed my daughter completely.

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
He actually was very mortified to start with. Yep, but yeah,
we're still dating now, like nine months later.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Does his daughters still have to call him mister Wat's.

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
His face he does sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Talking primary or high school, but.

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
His name now even my family and like on my
phone and everything is the teacher, Like I can't do that.
The teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
In the eighties when they could smack you anonymous, seek
you some so many messages, so many before.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
We were a little bit of pot we could we
could do an overflow pod. Yes, so many, so many
need thorow dissection. Okay, but we'll just go over some
quick ones. Before they were my partner, they were my
wife's best friend.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Whoa Okay, I'll tell you what. There's a lot of
Before they were my partner, they were my personal trainer.
That's hot. You know why.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
It's because you do that thing on the machines and
then they just touched you back. They touch it to
activate the blue and then you're just.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Like activate the glue. They shouldn't be doing that. My
best friend's husband. They were my partner. They were my
best friend's husband. Before they were partner. That was a
funeral celebrant for a family member's funeral. At least you're
going to get future discounts. Yeah, the grieving process expensive.
Those boxes coffins, Yeah yeah, I don't know if you're

(01:14:14):
allowed to yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, making out of some
bloody ply didn't you you up some boxes? Yeah? All right?
Coffin workshop at your place. Before he was my partner.
He was my boss.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Before he was my partner. He was the uncle of
a child I was teaching, how's your father? Before he
was my partner. He was my best man at my
first wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Oh so you were marrying someone, he was the best man.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
And then further down the track sweat through. Yeah, he
was the best man. You're was the best man before
he was my partner. He was my childhood neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
That's cute.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Before she was my partner, she was my hater and
thought I was a massive douche. You turned that around.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Don't listen to the haters, you know, That's what I say,
Mary went to myself in the mirror. Don't you listen
to those haters. Marry them, marry them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Before they were my partner, they were the actually the
same there for the podcast, for the podcast podcast, specially
stumbling through quite a few of them. Yeah, hang on.
Before he was my partner, he was my cousin's cousin. Yeah,
that's okay, before my cousin on the other side of
the side of the family, my cousin's cousin. Before they

(01:15:36):
were my partner, they were my I t guy on
two separate occasions. Before they were my partner, they were
my brother's colleague. That's okay. Before he was my husband,
he was my tenant. Oh inspection time, lord loving for

(01:15:56):
they were my barista at work. Oh oh my gosh
on behalf of my grandfather. Did you read this? Yeah?
I did. That was I thought it needed some dissections.
Okay for the podcast. You can't listen to the podcast
Cantilizing Tea, all right, we will have an overflow podcast. Oh,
this one's cute. Before he was my partner, I thought

(01:16:17):
it was just going to be my rebound. But that's
so much more. You had the opportunity to go out
there and just go crazy. Not good for you. That's cute.
FB and Hailey. Fact of the Day, Day day day

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day Do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do doo doo doo doo U.
Today's and we continue our fact of the day.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
In fact that about the Olympics. Now, I was sent
this one in from Jess Cunliff.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
She says, born, do you know American swim Michael Phelps
is the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Goat with twenty three gold medals.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
If he was a country, he would be fortieth in
the all time rankings for gold medals. Has it got
just we were speaking yesterday, some countries don't even have
a single medal.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
No, Yeah, then that's what spur yes to say. If
he was a country, Michael Phelps would be the fortieth
highest ranking country of all time, including all the modern Olympics.
Isn't that insane? Yeah? They is pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Twenty three gold and that's just in the gold medals.
He's also got three silver and two bronze. Went across
five games.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
He's got how many medals and only three of them
are silver? Yeah? And only two of them are bronze.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Twenty six, twenty eight middles and twenty three of those
gold medals.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Do you remember when it was a trend to try
to eat Michael phelps diet? Yes, I was just thinking that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
They'd always say here's what he eats in a day,
and it was like eight thousand calories, Yeah, thousand calories?

Speaker 7 (01:18:06):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Between eight thousand and ten thousand calories a day? And
it wasn't even like healthily distributed calories. Wasn't he smashing
like whole pizzas.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Oh, he was just turning it eight to ten thousand
calories a day.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
To put a perspective, like most people would eat the
adults would be like two thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
They have two thousands, right, I don't know where.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
It would go, Like I'd just be like constantly, have
to He'd get up early so have a longer day.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Yeah, he'd be training a lot, so you'd be burning. Yeah,
he'd still be purp oh yeah, oh my god, pops
on col sized poops.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Yeah, I reckoned to be purpose shot them with the
ped I reckon toilet can't handle.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
A lot of meat in it, and you know what
floating around he's amazing. Who's come close to her? No
one but some on it. Oh, because I was including
she's got world records.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Sorry, yeah, but someone. There's not as many gymnasts. He
was doing one hundred meters, fifty meters, two hundred meters,
four hundred meters. Midley's like, there's so many swimming events
only thinks he could win. He just dominated And that's
why people I've looked up like Usain Bolt. He was
like the fastest man alive and like everybody knew who
he was yeah, but he would only run the one

(01:19:15):
hundred it's not as many running events as there were.
There's one hundred meter sprints, but he couldn't turn that
into hurdles. He'd do part of the four by one
hundred relay, which he won medals for as well, so
that was also dependent on three other people.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Felts was just this unit second place for Korea medals
as a Soviet gymnast. Lolissa Latania, the winner of eighteen medals.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
She was back in the day, right, Oh, yes, the
fifties and sixties, all like four disciplines.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
And then there's a Norwegian that's won fifteen medals in
various cross country skiing and went Olympics with fifteen medals.
But isn't that insane? He's just miles ahead, leagues ahead
of everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
He's literally a walking upside down triangle. Those shoulders are that.
I haven't seen him lately.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
I mean, he's probably at these Olympics right, because he's
so he'll be he's blown out. But tone down from
a ten thousand calorie diet back to a two thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
People like stretched and flabby, like fill me up. Yeah,
surely it's still swim right like for fun. I reckon,
I don't want to see a pool.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
I got to get another got to get another hobby.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
So today's fact today is that thanks to Jess Wus
submitted that if Mirk Shannon just said.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
His son one his first swim at a primary school,
Oh that's cute. Oh my god, that's ridiculous. But nippo.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Yeah, imagine the swimming sports and there like a lane
three little Joey Phelps and you won't.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Even bother coming.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
This is why I was thinking about it, because Michael
Phelps some gave Snoop Dogg a swimming lesson in France
just the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Snoop dog is so skinny, so skinny. Yeah, yeah, they
jumped into a pool and did like a fun like
social media thing really like a high. Is the face
of this? Yeah? Why he's the fool and face the
Olympic because he's the man. He's got a pin and
it's him smoking a joint and blowing the Olympic rings.
Snoop deal double gm and it's an official Olympics. Is
he even Frenchhizzle? Of course he's French. Are talking about it?

(01:21:16):
Of course, famous famous French rapper from the l b
C Snoop Dogg for Forshizzle where shizzle?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
So Today's factor today thanks the jests, is that if
Michael Phelps is his own country had be the fortieth
most successful country for a gold medal haul in history.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Fact of the day, day day day day, Yeah, do.

Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
Do do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Do do?

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Do?

Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
Do?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Do? Do? Play play? My birthday is mixed. Out of
the three of us. What are we doing for your birthday?
We're having like a mighty to sort of survive it,
you know, just be there for the end of it. Okay,

(01:22:10):
not going home to bid it. Four. I don't know.
It's on the lame day. I haven't got any plans.
Actually we should forty five making something. But I loved this.
Saw this online. There's a woman who has given I
guess her pit pave or a bit of birthday etiquette.

Speaker 10 (01:22:29):
My biggest pet peeve is people ordering for heaters at
birthday dinner. I think it's the most disrespectful thing that
you could possibly do as somebody's birthday dinner. Nine times
out of ten, they're going to bring those for heaters
out before anybody else is food. Okay, not only do
they get right out, they kind of get their own
little celebratory bringing out you're doing too much on my
big day. I rather somebody show up late than order

(01:22:50):
for heaters at my birthday dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Now, if you don't know, for heaters come out on
those like sizzling hot plates for hater tweeter, and there's
always someone that's never a scene. And this is a
sizzling a for sizzling for geta hopplay and you're like,
oh my god, it's sizzling. Look at all the steam.
Oh my god, and listen to it, and there is
a big face, Oh, don't touch a plate. It's really hot.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
And it does come out sooner, right because it cooks
so quick and it keeps cooking in front of you.
This is so funny to me, but I sort of
get it because, as you say, like, there's such a
curve fuffle when it happens. If you're the birthday person
and you didn't order the vagias. You ordered a burrito
and it's taking time because it's toasting on the grill,

(01:23:32):
and their for heaters come out early.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
And everyone's you know, made a big scene, I.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Know, and then a waitress case like silently like slips
a burrito in front of you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
You're like, it's about me. God, that makes me laugh.
I would rather you turn up late than order for
heaters at my burst way. If you turn up late
but you rang a head and ordered to for heter
planet and walking late and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
As you walk down and everyone's like, hey, yeah, the
vada blado comes out and you're like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
It's mad or this. You're like it's ma oh that's genius. Yeah,
that's double. Don't do that on my birthday. I was
going to say, when we have okay, just that we
can't order it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Even though I love Mexican food, I can feel that
both of you are going to order yourself the vaginas
and I won't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
You can have a little bit, you can never buy it.
Why don't you get a sizling but letter as well?
If we're all getting existing, we're.

Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
Plays Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Hailey, silly little pool.

Speaker 7 (01:24:32):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Little silly, silly little pul Today is does your does
your wheeze smell after you've eaten asparagus?

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
It does?

Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
It does?

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Unpeople, but yeah it's not everybody. It's like, how coriander.
It tastes like soap just some people and not to others.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Imagine having stinky wheeze and soap gene. Yeah, I know.
Asparagus does it to me every time, like straight away too,
like you can have some. And so apparently it's to
do with the break it's how it's digested and broken
down the acid it contains byproduct like sulfur. And so

(01:25:23):
now what you're smelling is like smelly ig farts or
auto to do a thermal Guys's year, right, And yeah,
it's a sulfur byproduct. Interesting. So, depending on what study
you read from.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
The Cleveland Clinic Help Essentials, it's estimated that between twenty
percent to fifty percent of people experience post asparagus smelling
weeds final but those finally after all these years. For
those that don't get to encounter the joy of asparagus,
pea researchers believe the reason may be twofold and digests

(01:26:00):
food differently, and some people can break down the sulfur
byproducts more efficiently. So you say, you don't get smelly wheeze,
this food doesn't even touch in the side of you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Is it this asparagus? It is now right down asparagus
down the hallway.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Yeah. Wow, And apparently some people can smell it better
than others. It's a genetic oh, the fact that some
people can smell it better than others. So does your
wheeze smell after eating a sparraus? Seventy two percent of
respond he said yes, Oh, well you know already I'm
afraid okay. Twenty eight percent said no, it doesn't. Emily,

(01:26:34):
why would you eat asparagus when there's so many more
better vegetables out there?

Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
No, I like.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
It's young, when it's like seed or like butter. That's
spy roll a sparry rolls butter, pretty bloody good, pretty
soft though completely different game though way they've been born
by that point. Oh, you want to add a can? Almost?

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Yeah, Vansa said, yes, mine does. And I'm always surprised
you add the bowl when I smell it?

Speaker 7 (01:27:02):
What is?

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
What does that smell?

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Samanthus is No, mine doesn't. I'm not sure why, but
it just doesn't. Well, it's genetic. As Trish will jump
in and tell your trists it's genetic. Ancestory dot com
has traits offering now that shows you things you're.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Genetically likely to have. Have you looked at this?

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I need to tell it was when you guys were overseas.
Oh my god, I'm looking right now. Have I been
downgraded from my I remained the same? Okay, it seemed
to be quite sweetish and now many four percent Swedish.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
I haven't looked Yeah, so under the announces, I'm not
getting wider?

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Was it twenty three? Did you say white? As we
mentioned at the start of the show, we love a
melting pot. We love on that show, I'm the moltiest. Okay,
where about to do? I find this?

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
And okay, and you go across the traits, it's like
one of the things down the bottom is like your
DNA thing with shows the map, Okay, And I think
it's because twenty three and me started doing it and
everyone was just in love with the traits. So some
traits you get for free determination. Mine was high heart
rate recovery. Mine was I've got a good heart rate recovery.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
I'm more of a morning person. Oh, I'm less likely
to take the lead. I had less likely to take
the lead to and I just assumed it was because
you and Shadow were around. If you're not taking who.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Is this is not so oft I'm less physically naturally strong.
Yeah me too. Oh this is bullshit and less likely
to be a leader. Not because you're you. You're predominantly English, weak,
little bloody, calm, cold child. Yeah yeah, maybe, and then
they want you to unlock forty plus more traits and

(01:28:39):
power for it, Like, at least tell me I'm great
at ten things. I already spent in a tube and
senter to Ireland. I'm not doing it again.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Well, so Tresh has opened up a world of sorry
sort of sorry for that sidebar there, but that's terrible.
I'm still as brown, still as brown. I didn't check that, actually,
thank god.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Face dub says, yes, mine's stinks and I love it.
Oh it's an interesting take on, doesn't this. Yes, Sarah,
everybody's peace smells after eating sparas It's just that some
people can't smell it, Sarah, I was LEGI believe that
was the case too, But I do the wheeze. I
can't smell my own asparagus weeze, but I can smell
at other people's asparagus wheeze.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Have you spelled my asparagus wedze? No?

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I haven't sure ever used the toilet after you've at asparagus.
I'm three percent Swedish mall. It does feel invasive, doesn't
it that? If I had smelled your asparagus wheeze, it's
like we.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Got too close. Yeah anymore, he said, Does anybody else's
wheeze smell after popcorn? What I've never sort of thought
to sniff?

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Does Does popcorn make your wheezell?

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
I mean, I suppose anything you eat and drink makes
your wheeze smell. I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Oh no, yeah, I miss spout wheeze as weed. And
then it's telling you how to get the smell of
cannabis to my home. Well, now you're in trouble with work,
I am, Brooks.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Says, Yeah, mine stinks like you wouldn't believe. Brook story time,
when I was in my early twenties, I made my
girlfriend come and smell my pay. I was convinced I
had an STI and she'd given it to me. I've
been freaking out for weeks, and she's like, you idiot,
You've been in an asparagus because every cellar I've been
in a strong portion of asparagus in it. You've been

(01:30:28):
slipping around, You've been slipping around, sniff that wheeze.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
You haven't sniffed that waze, and then you won't have
to will you've.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Been bedding, She's like you've been having asparagus in your
s sweevery day. Another podcast in the Bag, the Plastic Bag.
Are they back?

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
No, still bend they never left? In the Lindorn Boy Man.
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