Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 5th August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM Podcast Network, The Fleashwawn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing in mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Flash Fawn and Haileyot's
terminutes past sex Supdog, Sup Dog.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
No medals overnight, that's all right, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
That's bloody win.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
A medal every night?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Do we god have any unrealistic expectations?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, we're fourth on the medals per capita Lucie still
first yep. And Dominica Dominica Dominica Dominica, not Dominican Republic,
not to be confused. And Grenada so yeah great stuh yeah,
because Dominica has seventy one thousand people.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Hello, matha, what did they win?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
They're medal for? It's a it's a what a lovely,
lovely looking island and these Caribbean.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
To go Yeah you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hey, what just do the show from the Caribbean?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Keene how much this weekend? I'm keen?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Did you streach your legs and stuff off some energy?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yep, yep, sure did, Thanks checking in, that's good, Thanks
chicken in Triple Jump Champ.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
That's what they won their gold for. Dominica. Okay, because
I searched Dominica and then I scrolled out a little bit.
It tells me about THEA LaFond, the triple jump champ
so the hop skipture ride.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well, we'll across to James and Cony this morning around
seven thirty for all the latest from parents at the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Our personal Olympic correspondent.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
We personally sent we actually the three of us. People
don't listen, you don't know this. The three of us
actually chipped in.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, we said yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
It was like, no, we can't afford it. We were like,
we'll pay, you'll make it happen.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
We're definitely not just attaching to the fact that he's
here with and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
And he's sort of just doing us a solid Yeah. No, no, no, no,
we chip done.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, it's just kind of go kind of show you
got here.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Top six old are also coming up are the unfortunate
incident that has cost in Olympian gold. This is big
news yesterday, but we want to we want to be
ness beg.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Flopping news that we want to talk about.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
A better floppy than not to be fair.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Next on the show, a bit of controversy out of
a classroom and as a woman, God, I would have
hated this.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Play.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Do you know I love New Plymouth? Yes, actually I
love I love the whole Taranuki region. And I'll make
you down there in a couple of weeks actually coming
with me.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, I'll do my show Wild Flutters.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
You can buy tickets, and I'm going to go again
and like, pretend to laugh like I've never heard.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Pretend to laugh.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Because I've heard, because I've heard the tell me.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
The jokes, very single joke. It will still be funny.
You remember that, I'm going to have to laugh again,
and I've already laughed at them, right, I relaugh, I'll
be re laughing, Okay, but that's fine.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Laugh.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's like Team, It's like Friends. It's like watching a
rerun of Friends, like four months.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Lafter you've seen it, so less of A and more
of a that's right, that's right, I remember that.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
But what are you getting dinner ready?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, because that's how everybody watches Friends and dinners on
and then they're like ship the Chase, and then they
quickly changed channels to the Chase.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Don't change channels. You can't live an hour long show.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well you maybe you should do some questions in the
comedy show. If you thought about doing a comedy show,
that's like just the chase, that's just the chase.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Funny questions, But that would just be the chase.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Funny cu but funny, yeah right, like the fannish smell
of onel funny.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
No, I'm sort of just crafting.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
You don't listen to us. We've got great advice.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
But whatever you do comedy piece next year, and you
could do your funny change.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
You could just that's the name of the show, just
asking some questions.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I'm only here to ask the questions.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, well we head to Tananaki for this news Inglewood.
Actually yeah, and there is a dad has pulled his
daughter out of a high school, like completely changing the
school because she asked to go to the toilet. She
was denied, which then caused her to bleed through her
clothing because she was menstruating. And the reason the school
said that no was because they went we've got a

(04:19):
vaping and a vandalism problem.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Honestly.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
So, I was down in Wellington with my best friend
and your kids, and her son is ten years old
and she's like he was like oh my god, so
and so like vapes and like brings vapes to school.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I was like, what kids wild primary.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Not even intermediate, not high school primary, and they were
like this guy vapes.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I was like, what's he getting the vapes? His cousins?
I just saw vaping.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
They're not letting people go on toilet break because they're
going to go vape in the toilet.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah, so they're like, you can, you can go during
lunch breaks, any morning tea breaks where the teachers can
be kind of like parolling it yeap and there and around,
whereas if you're just like ducking off to go to
the toilet, you can do whatever you want in there.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah. She was just like, I can't have to go.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think you could go to the toilet if you asked,
But sometimes if the teacher was grumpy, they might be
like no, the same if they knew.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
You had taking the purse.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, just trying to get out and go be silly
buggers totally.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
But I mean, the the dad brings up a good point,
which is like if a child was like vomiting or
had diarrhea, you wouldn't be like no, you can't go,
hold it in, hold it in and that's exactly what
this person said. You kind of squeeze it in and
hold it. I mean it's mortificed.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
She's fourteen years old, likes case. It's just like the
whole thing is like it makes me feel like I
remember this, So yeah, he's like pulled it out. And
then the teachers are just obviously like what do we do.
We can't have kids just like running off to this,
you know, to the bathrooms and causing chaos. But now
this has happened, I'll never forget. Maybe this is too much.

(06:06):
No names, it wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
No name.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
It definitely wasn't Haley. No, no, no, it definitely actually
wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
When I was march a marching girl and h oh.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, this is too much. This is the story you
said before. It too much, Absolutely too much.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I didn't need to hear it.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'll dial around it.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
When I was marching under sixteens, so you're all teenagers. Yeah,
one girl in my marching team said to the coach,
I need to go the toilet when you're in the
middle of training, and she was like, no, no, you
can just hold it. And then she was like, well,
I think I've got my period. The marching coach was like,
can't you just have a feeling chip whether this.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Was a female marching coach, rogues, you just have a
feeling check.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, rogue sport, rogue sport, rogues different time, different twenty
years ago, you know, different time.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Thanks for changing the language so of that. Yeah, thank
you because when you told me that story before quite
she said, not quite what she said, no, worse than
it was. Worse than it was, way worse. Next unedited
version in about thirty.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Seconds to play flech Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
My Google French pole vaulta. You bet, yeah, top story.
You bet there is in the world.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
There is no other French pole vaulter apart from Anthony Amarati,
who's big fat doodle.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Have you seen the amazing photo of the exact moment
the entire thing rests on the bar.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I follow this Instagram account and it's someone.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Generally what they do is they paint pop culture stuff
into old They're buying old landscape, and they'll paint like
the Death Star in it and Star Wars X wings
right coming in or something like that. That's kind of
an example, and then you'll like have the calm, the
lasers hitting the corner of the frame and then he
paints like the corner of the frame exploding. Oh yeah,

(08:01):
he got a blank canvas, put it in an old frame,
drew that guy at the bottom with his doodle leaning
on the frame, and then he bent the frame.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It is and it's only happened over the weekend, and
this guy has just been I know what I have
to do.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, and immediately got out the paints of the amazing
beautiful painting of this guy's massive. The memes in the
news stories are so great.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's a sausage and God looking at her.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
He was out of the pole vault.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah, and it was it was for it was for
a middle. Yeah, he's he's missed out on the middle because.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Of he's missed out on the middle because he's got
a bad wang.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Heartbreaking to miss the gold, A little bit sad to
miss the silver. Do you think it's good? Would happily
give up the bronze of everybody and you had a
massive spongy wing. Yeah, it is, it's really, it's all
it takes the impact. I've watched it in slow motions
heavy you're the pervert.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Oh myka, twenty one year old admitted it he's spoken out,
he's finally what he wanted to.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's a big disappointment, he told the.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Coffee that's a big disappointment, big, big disappointment.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's a big disappointment. I'm a bit gutted because I
didn't miss anything on the third attempt at five meters seventy.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Which is just an insane amount of height. Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
What I did miss was a bit of jumping and
training to find you in the settings. Maybe he needs
a good old tuck next time. Yeah, I was.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
At one hundred percent physically, but I was missing a
bit of pole vault. Oh god, yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
You'd you've got to learn to do a drag tuck
if you're if you're skimming through things.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
But does that effect the run up to the vault
to the pole vault? Yeah, I suppose, you know, like
if you're strapping yourself and that's gonna after a bounce
of the bar, it's like the bar it goes you
remember the bars go buying and they bounce and then
it's like the bars bouncing.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
And yeah, yeah the bar gone under it. Yeah, flopped
it up.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Wow, it's The commentators are like.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
This Olympics has had some cool moments. Yeah, this the
Turkish guy who just kind of leans back.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Have you seen him?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Have you seen him edited into the pulp fiction? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, I know, I have really good standing next to
Samuelo Jackson and John Travoli.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
With his gun, he's so cool.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
And then when they they're like, what's your technique, Beau.
Everyone's got those eye things and this and then that,
and he's like, I just feel it's got silver.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
You've got silver, just like bullying vibe check.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
He just runs a straight vibe check on it.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, yeah, silver.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well, we'll catch up with James mcconi at the Olympics
seven thirty this morning.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
The Top six next on the show. Yes, the tops.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Other things your dog might eat if you walk it
through Central Auckland. This is an insane story.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
So a dog ate myth, A dog ate myth, meth
and fitter meine a little we don't eat it.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well, you know that cafes have the little bowls of
water outside. Some of them have little bowls of me?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Is that how lapping up the meth? No?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Ah, okay, it was a good, good shot. Though.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
It was a good if only your massive wang hadn't
gotten the way ruined it for you.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
This is the top six. Well, this is very sad. Lovely, well,
I don't know she's lovely. Say she's lovely. She's going
through bloody hell, a lovely lady.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Victoria was walking her three year old seven kg Norwich.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Terrier and Norwich Terrier Okay, yeah, I don't know what
that is, three or three years old, called Fleur on
the usual route.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
That's a little dog.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
All of a sudden, she started panicking, pacing, whining, growling.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
This is the dog, not Flur. Fleur as the dog,
not Victoria. She was hyperactive and seemed really frightened. Didn't
seem to.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Know who they were, like really tripping balls. Okay, right,
Flur then quickly deteriorated. They rang the vet said come
on straight away. As soon as they saw her, they said,
this looks like she's having a reaction to a human drug,
not get not bacterial or gastric.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's a neurological change.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
They did some tests and just a methane fitam just
off the ground. Apparently it was just.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
On the ground. What does it look like, don't It's
called crystal myths.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I just know about breaking back.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
It was blue, yeah, but then yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
It's not blue. Yes, somebody just dropped a crystal on
the foot path. Does it smell? Is that what would
attract a dog?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Don't know anything? They literally eat their own faces. Has
know nothing about pea.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
I don't know really we crossed out of our pea
correspondent m.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Joel she dan, she's made of you slips, not days.
But this is sad that it was just down and
then the dog apparently will recover, But just be wary.
Is this dog going to be like and withdrawal?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, I don't know when the physical dependency kicks in.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Just give it like a little smack os or something.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, he's already, he's already going wacko. Doesn't give it
a dog?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
What do you give a dog that's okay, not wacko?
A nice big triangle tucks?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
What about in the eighties, what about a good chub
of dog roll good good. I don't have a I
don't have a dog, but when I walk past the
lunch and charms of the chumps will always just poked
my finger. I don't know why you do.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
And the cheap the cheap ones. Yeah, the cheaper ones.
I mean everything costs a bloody fortune. We're living going
to cost them the crisis. Even the cheap big dog rolls.
When you like can't open the plastic, a little bit
juice comes out. It's disgusting, little bit buy those?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Can you video us next time you come on? This
is the whole sensory experience, like you know, the feels,
your smell, there's the.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Seer to fletch.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I don't want to be in that chat, right, So
I've got the top six other things your dog might
eat if you walk it through Central Auckland, so big here,
be aware.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Be aware.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
At number six on the list, it might eat a
smaller dog. But also watch that yours doesn't get eaten
by a bigger dog.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Especially if that bigger dog's on meth. A big methy dog.
Big meth dogs worse than a small myth dog. It's
like the Russian stacking dolls of dogs. Yeah, they just
eat the one that's in front of them, the dog. Yeah,
dog bush go until the biggest dog is obviously Clifford,
the big red dog.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
You want to watch out for them.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, Number five on the list of the top six
other things your dog might.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Eat if you walk it through Central Auckland.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
It might eat a four million dollar property, so I
just be careful. Yeah, I could ingest a entire that's
how small these four million dollar properties are.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Especially if it's on myth, A dog could eat it.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, when a myth kills the did you know I
learned something about meth recently in a podcast.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
And Afrodizia bends you on.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, you get really horny when you smoke myth, so
you just get like apparently it really gets your hummon.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Did not see that and break in bead to I
think I'd rather have oysters, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, champagne.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, a bit of an A great, nice day out,
nice day out, but I.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Won't hand put.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
I'll have some myth myth put.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Or calorie free and gets your horny. Number four on
the list of the top six other things your dog
made it if you walk it through Central Auckland.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Human faces, Yeah, I've seen human faces faces.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
There's two ways to spell feces, just that.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
When I was writing this last I said, how do
you guys spell feces?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Because I like to e A C E A if
A I really got to hit the A.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
But I face if I could you know that that
A in the E? That a one letter? What does
that mean? A in the E? I think it's just said.
It's like an old What is that thing called A
joined together as one letter?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
It's got a name English, English, as in like British,
we typically chuck in the A right, America typically leaves
out and just does A.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah. Species, We like faces.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
It has been promoted to the status of a letter
in some languages Danish, Norwegian, Icelandic and whatever they speaking pharoh,
Faroese fresh, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I want to know how to pronounce it.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's the twenty litter of the pharoses, like some feces.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Please hello, do you have faces?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
A has or can it? Please say?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Pronunciation?

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, go back one there. Pronunciation It sounds like a
as in cat and apple. Ah, okay, okay, sacks.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Pick up.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Goddamn gots wool.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Number three on the list of the top sex other
things your dog might eat if you walk it through
Central Auckland. God, to be honest, any drug you could
possibly imagine, not just methan men, Well, we're talking pingers.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
We're talking pingers. Okay, we're talking.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's a one.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's a one.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
We're talking.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
We're talking the gunge. And but two of the less
of the top six things your dog might eat if
you walk it through Central Auckland.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
A homosexual Oh really, any of those around? Huge concentration
of homosexuals, especially at the weekend.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh my god, that looked amazing.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
You missed out to be You're sad not to be there?
Say some outfits, did you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
I saw some fats, I saw Matey McLean's nips. But
do cal'd to be wearing ash year to be wearing mesh?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I would have thought w No, I would have gone
from Marino mesh.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Oh yeah, with a slightly high pink and yeah yeah beautiful.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
And number one of the leads of the top six
things your dog might eat if you walk through Central Auckland,
the sky.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Tower could Yeah, I mean it from the bottom you
get to the top of eating dad, I'd start from
the top, otherwise it will top to keep it structurally, yeah, integral,
until you finish the top down.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
You could corn cob it go around.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Again structurally though, eating it from the bottom would be
like biting the bottom out of an ice cream cone.
And then you suddenly fighting the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's just no good cept the drips on like hokey pokey,
it's face fight, so they step six play play.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Nearly half of Brides to Be say that the guest
list is the most stressful part of planning a wedding.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Now, having never been.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
A bride, Yeah, I don't know, but Vaughn, you have
been a bride. You made a guestless for your wedding,
and it's stressful, isn't it? Ye, even if I think
about it on my awkward Fletcher and or Vorn you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
It can't be both. You can only pick one.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Numbers are tie, yeah, okay, wow, numbers are ti.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
You kept getting drunk and inviting us.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I know.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Well, it won't be both of you. Let me put
that straight.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
One of you.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Could we cut ourselves in half and send a half inch.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
No, but feel free to put on a trench coat
and stead on each other's shoulders.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, but you only get one meal and you've got
to put it between you.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I don't like that. Okay, we could bring some snacks, yeah,
in the trench and the trench there's so much room pockets.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
If it will be the best fit at the wedding, Yeah,
you're judging by wedding catering.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
And the tallest. Yeah, it's going to look great. Well.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
There was a bride who wanted to have a small,
intimate wedding, as you were entitled to do. It's your wedding,
your day. But instead of just inviting a small group
and sending them invites, she did that, but then she
sent everyone else who might have been expecting to come
to this wedding a note saying, you're not coming to

(20:35):
the wedding, but we're thinking of you on the day.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
What so an invite and not an invite.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
You you are not invited, but we love you.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Isn't there what engagement parties are for.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
There's an assumption that if you go to the engagement party, you're.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Not really Yeah, I think so, unless it's made clear
that you're like, hey, we're just having this more winning
a big party.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, our engagement party was smaller than our wedding. Oh
really Yeah, but then none of your parents' friends came
to the engagement party and stuff, but then they came
to the wedding.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Your parents friends. Yeah, oh yeah, they're not coming. They're
not invited either. Guys your parents friends, you're not got no,
no one's coming.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
So she sent these little notes that were like, wend
you know, we're having this wedding and while we would
have loved for you to be there where you're not invited,
but thinking of you on the big day. And then
this went on rid it and a lot of people
were like, do you think they're angling still.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
For like presents?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Give some PRESI was a link.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
To a registry.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
No, no, there was to a registry.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay, so I'd say it's a registry anyway, or a
link to donate money yeah, yeah, bank account.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
That you're not invited. We're having a small winding link
to our wishing wishing well. No, why would you donate
if you were not invited? No, not at all.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Also, I don't care to not be invited, but don't
send me something because you'd get in the mail and
be like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Ah so how embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Because you know when your friends do get married, they're
like at some stage you're like, hey, what's your email
or what's your physical address? And you'd be like, okay,
here it is I'm getting invited, get this in the
mail and it's like you're not invited. Yeah, it's like,
oh cool.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
I know.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
I just think do nothing and then if people mentioned
it'd be like, oh, we weren't even small. It's just
like twenty members of friends and family.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Feel like it's going to be a conversation at some stage. Hey,
just by the way, we're having a small wedding, so
don't don't.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Be Yeah, but you don't need to see. This was
a paper in the mail invite, like a paper card.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Do you think it was with the best of intentions?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I do think so. I don't think that she was like.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, plays Fledgba and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Now what was that? Shut up? You shut up? Shut up,
you shut up. Shut up, you shut up, you shut up,
you shut up.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
You two stop it.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
I'll come over there. It would be my plate.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
It would be mine on us, sir, to make you
shut up my first you.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Want a knuckle sandwich? You have been two knuckles sandwich?
Are you come back for more?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
You'd have been in a bratty mood.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
This morning because someone needs a knuckle sandwich.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Well, someone's waiting on their order of n sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Well, it's there, so get ready for it.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I won't we having fun? Sounds like we hate each other.
We don't we having fun?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Ah? Now, lately the game that has taken, taken and
tickled both my fancy and my fanny is a sea
of thieves.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
It's a pirate game producer.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
It's sexually fancy, not fanny fluttered, my fanny, no fence. Okay,
take my fancy, turckle your fancy as a sea of fees.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
It's a pirate game producer. Jared got me onto it.
He occasionally will stream on Twitch. I'm glad you didn't
do a Friday.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Nights game because by the end of it, not who
many people were sober. We'll say that, oh really there
was anything in appropriate seed, but it was just yeah,
and you spoke about doing this, Jared, and that you streamed.
You did your Twitch stream, but your microphone wasn't on
the whole time.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
Yeah, I did a seven hours cumulative of.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Just would have been the lapping of the ocean on that.
What an hell of a sloop.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I find it's so weird that so many people love
watching people game.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I know it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Just play the game.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
It might be a work work. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:31):
Yeah, so I stream occasionally just for kicks.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Follow me Jared Ski on Twitch, didn't they, Jared?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
They did?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
They working in the radio industry full time. Got to
support the stream addictions somehow, am I Right at the
start of the bio, Yeah, Ruby the Beagle.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Sometimes one is in the background. R O P r
O P Ruby the Begel. I aim to bring joy
to the masses. One missedeadshot at the time, Thanks for
your viewers. And then underneath it says these are the
socials Instagram, Jared Ski, Snapchat, Jared's baller.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
God still holds up, Still.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Holds up, Twitter at drad pick Stock and then underneath
this is I'm also on TINDERLOGI.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
How old is this bio?

Speaker 9 (25:18):
This would be probably about seven years old.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
How long you been with the medi four almost four years? Yeah, wow,
I'm no good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
We lost Ruby in twenty twenty, your little beagle. So
this is wow? This is oh boy. Somebody in the
podcast family pulled you up on this. They saw this.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
Yeah, Courtney, Yeah, Courtney tagged me in it and yeah,
the comments were flying.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Have you've shown this to the MIDI I have.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
She thought it was hilarious and said that Tinder, I mean,
Twitch isn't the best place to try to pick up
It is.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Actually a bit sad that you put it in there.
It is.

Speaker 9 (25:57):
Yeah, yeah, I think I put it in as like
a tongue in cheek, not specifically to be like, hey.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
He's got a good insta, but do you reckon as well?
Because if people watch you.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Stream, they might be like, that's a bit of me,
that's a taste, best opportunity.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
So that's a sixy pirate of the high seats.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 9 (26:17):
Yeah, okay, so yeah, updated, I updated it last night,
deleted a lot.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Right, what's it now? What are we advertising now?

Speaker 9 (26:26):
I think it just has my Instagram now and then
says yeah, I'm working radio on our play games.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, pretty cool. More on us stared skin on Twitch.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Another plag How many people are watching you sell at
the Pirate Boat now? Well?

Speaker 9 (26:39):
I have like fifty two ish followers and my highest
concurrent viewers was seven at a time.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Wow, getting crowded in.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
There plays Flitchborne and Hailey. It is so silly, silly.

Speaker 6 (27:01):
Silly, that silly little pool silly.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Today's silly little poem.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
How many quality friends dear has so many names?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
How many quality friends you have? You know, I just
completely unrelated.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Just saw the study that said only half the people
you consider friends would consider you were a friend on
the same level. Oh my god, laugh because like, how
do you know and who says to their friends are.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
We friends on the same link? I would say you
are a top tier friend and they're like, oh, you're
definitely more of late top twenty.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, I've got a lot of.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Really close friends. And it's that's just always been that way.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, you do have a lot. Yeah, well, so from America,
a study has found that the average American adult has
between four and five.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Quality friends.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
You're closest that you'd say, yeah, you know everything about Yeah,
you see all the time or you touch base all
the time.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
And this study also looked at the fact that it
hasn't it hasn't gotten worse over the years, So studies
are going right back, like, you know, decades, it's at
the same level because everyone's like, oh, you know, we're
hiding online, We're not you know, face to facing enough
around there are though it does say two percent of

(28:24):
participants reported being friendless friendless, which is also in line
with data from prior decades. Four percent of people that
responded to our sid zero, Wow, what are our options zero,
one to three, four to seven or eight plus? Because
when we talked about the options, we were like, do
we just go zero to four?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
But no, we want you want to know if people
say that they don't have any friend?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, four percent of people don't have quality for you.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I think you would find you do though, surely, yeah,
unless you maybe you move somewhere, because I know people
that move cities hard as an adult, sound like a
misery guds, but also.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Some people get into like the marriage and their family.
They're like parenting and that's it. Friends kind of fat away?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, or people move, yes, cities or countries. How many
quality of friends?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Do you have?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Zero friends?

Speaker 4 (29:09):
That was four percent of respondees. The most popular answer
was one to three. Fifty one percent of people one
to three quality friends. Four to seven was the second
most probably were at thirty eight percent and seven percent had.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Eight or more quality friends.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Do you think as you get older though, you definitely
go quality over quantity?

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Well, one hundred just time alone, like I cannot manage more?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
And also your friends burn off. Everyone has families and
kids and it does their own thing, and you know,
you drift.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
You catch up once every now and there. They're like,
that's enough.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Sophie said, I voted one to three. I moved to
New Zealand nine years ago last week. Actually happy in
New Zealand. Anniversary to me. And finding quality friends as
an adult in a new country is bloody hard when
you do find Also, Sophie lives in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Does on a sheep farm country? Yeah, that's the middle
of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
You count as good friends, though, wouldn't you dogs.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I don't want to be like all look the same
to me. Oh oh my god, Yes, a whole lot
of horrible things.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I'd make friends of the sheep and he'd be like,
I can't find you which one is well?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Robot robot that sheep is.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Tuned out.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, I've lost Sophie. Apologies to Sophie. Zoe said zero.
I don't like people. My husband and work people are
enough ninety ninety eight percent of the time. Oh yeah,
I mean you're allowed to count your husband is a
good friend, as you know right where. It wasn't that
one part of the bargain.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Are you one of those persons?

Speaker 6 (30:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
No, no, she's not my God, I wouldn't even be friends
of their well if we were married.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh god, No, you only say that because she's not listening.
She might be listening. Okay, right, good morning.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
You're not friend, You're not my friend.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I'm just in this silly mood.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
It's going to get me a whole lot of trouble later,
and I have to deal with all of these silly
things I've said.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I'm in the silly mood and that's going to come
back to bite me. And I'm gonna be like that
was a different person. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
He was out of his mind.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
He was out of it. I listened to that man.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
He is clearly unhinged.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
The man quality over quantity, says Ollie.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I just literally said that Ollie.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Was Ollie not listening?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Was only not listening when hess that he said hours before?
You said what you just said not listening on Ollie
is how embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
I'm on, Ollie.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
OLLI just literally said that four to seven my siblings
or what you can't when we're including partners, we can't
include my brother and sister of my best friends.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm very good friends with my brother, he's not on
my list.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
No, it's guys. They're the family. Unbrother, my siblings and
their partners and my boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I'm sorry, my friends, you're a classic, said family and partner,
and those are you?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Well, enjoy dying a line arm it.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Surrounded by friends and family, your family.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
You'll be miserable forever. Mason said.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
One to three small tight circle of friends, so I
can call on to either help me in or help
me out.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Or commit atrocities together. There's no middle ground.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
That's all you need. You need some people to commit
atrocities worthy. It's going to help me bury this body.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Haley says, quality friends equal three AM friends. Who would
you call it three m if in trouble, I have three.
My boyfriend has hundreds of friends, but very few are
three AM friends.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh yeah, it's a very sociable lad. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Mates, I call them mates if they're not three AM friends.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Annalise said, no point in keeping any more than one
to three.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
It's excessive, excessive. Well, that's just excessive, Hannah Marie said,
it you guys, Oh no, we don't even know where
you're not much.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
At three am. We get up at an hour we
can't be getting called at three am.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Call it like five who were at work if it's
a week day.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
But you can one hundred yeah from from sex.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Well, you guys are in studio, answer the phones. The
phones were ringing.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Probably wouldn't to be honest.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Okay, Katie said, sisters count? If so, I have one,
my god, but now she's got my friends rush that. Okay,
give it, give it to one. Would you give it
to the other guy? No, my sisters don't count.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
The other guy was rattling off a whole bunch. I'm
a bunch of folks. Were Making friends as an adult
is hard. That's where I just kept the ones from earlier.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I sort of thought I was done, and then I
keep finding new ones.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, you've got a whole gaggle of friends now. It
was not expecting man. Yeah, Adam said, legit zero, madam.
Do you know there's like you can you can go
on car when you did something?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Didn't you about finding friends like Tinder for friends or
something like that?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Am I outing you that you did this?

Speaker 10 (34:05):
No?

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Yeah, bumble yea yeah, rumble friends. There would be a
good way to do it. There'll be other people that
feel the same.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Keep your chin up.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I feel like if you met them on bumble though,
they're trying to kiss you.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, like eventually you guys, I assume that it meant
but not you. Yeah, we make the beard. Oh that's
for enough.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
When we get in the studio in the morning, we'd
be like, we have a big cuddle. How is your weekend?
You're looking good, that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
You miss out on.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
All that because you come late.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Where we're done, the kisses are out.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah, please in this in this sentence, you should have
said I arrived late. Okay, you arrived late, because everybody.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Knows that's another problem for that guy to deal with
later on today.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
That's I think you for opening up too news and
that was vulnerable.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
It's very vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Sixteen past seven, next on the show, Own Clothes Day,
found a loophold. It's not cool, it's not we're moving
away from calling it mufty.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Canceled again, got it differently, you'd be canceled, But you're
all right. I think reading what I was reading, Oh really,
it's different.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
This is something that you're dealing with because your girls
are looking at still Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
The next stage for schools and it's kind of like
we have. Well, we had an interesting conversation. We'll took
a bit of next on the show.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Did you go to school with a uniform or you
had a uniform a yet new Plymouth boys high?

Speaker 8 (35:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Form what was your uniform? Just to standard?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Great short, great gray gray top yep, blood of gray yep.
And then like a black jumper winter and socks up
and you weren't allowed to wear pants until you were
like the last two years were long pans.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Nah coldly but yeah, cold southerly. Southern leads are the
cold one. Well, you know that it comes up there,
but the westerly windows is prominent. It's more prominent, Thank
you very much. I know my wins, I know my winds.
I know that the West coast prominantly receives westerly winds,
especially there. I know my winds.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I got windy.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
The apps interested in where the windows bowing? Windy is
a good app It's a great it's a good app.
It's a great And you had Princess and Barbaraly.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Barbara Barbaraly was the designer of ours who she was
the New Zealand designer. Before those we had like smot
like tunics, long skirts.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
You had a designer.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, Cardigan, the sand uniform with just whatever the embroidered
thing was, darling, oh, darling.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I remember it was one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
This is the thing.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Private schools have these excessively expensive uniforms.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
My popper bought it for me, and I remember. You'd
go to this one shop in Wellington and try on
all your stuff and they give you the bill of
everything that you're going to need and then you have
to change it when you got to see his as
well awarts. Yeah, dying on Alley and get fitted for
your wand and that's why everyone would buy the blazers
so bad you grow into it. I only just fit

(37:12):
mine now. My blazer was so big the whole time
I was there.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
You must been swimming.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Is it like a twelve year old because I'm so
big now? Wow? Oh yeah, wow, you're a monster. Got
your affliction in a window.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
You've sit enough, You've sit enough. You're just jealous of
my superior education. That what is happening here here?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, well that's kind of our conversation or the lawns
fell like you could just him sack just we just
wearehouse pleace pants and.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
On the man's Hill Call juniform should have been high.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
House.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Will school will be brain High.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
There's polo uniform.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, some like like primary school, like when the kids
go out on like trips they wear fluoro.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Tops or where work. Yeah, you don't lose them. You
don't lose them, so you can see them. In my day,
it was you know the teachers that lose like three
win challenge to get back to school, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, often you just that disappear and you'd be out
there in the wilderness six months. I was missing from
third form.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Which shows that chunk of educational last year, I'm a
big old dickid dumb.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Next year your oldest Yeah, and is of so excited
college warns kids to get this age because it's just
going to be so dictating.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Yeah, off air, I'll tell you that the one of
the first things I did when I was thirteen at
high school off here.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, but you wouldn't get away with it now because
you're a gross still look at it such like you're
a bush pig, you too, on those.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Knuckle landwiches, still toasting many.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Of the this is it was like it was like.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
It was a great example of our different your kids
can because Andy was like, I prefer a uniform.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
You know what you're gonna wear. You wake up, it's
decided for you.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
I was like, you're totally right. At the time, You're
like Irish. Our school was casual.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, I wish I could be an individual.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, I never.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I never wear was uniform all the way through school?
Was it like for people that went to school where
you just picked your own actually all your own clothes.
Final year was whatever you wanted to wear, couldn't have
squee words on it.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
It was still a few balls. But it was horrible.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
I feel like for the appearance as well, like the
washing and like trying to all organized it all.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Having all these clothes.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Yeah, whereas like we just had two or three shirts
and you just wore the same skirt and blazer and
cardigan the whole week.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yeah, washing it in the other week.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Whereas you know when when you were that age, you
only really had like three T shirts, like the same clothes.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Certainly not teas, certainly not my case now. Yeah, three
T shirts and a constant rotation. I would have turned
up in my one planet shirt.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
And got teas would you would have got like a
bill of Bowl T shirt for your birthday. But then
that would have got ripped.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
If you would have worn it again and again and again.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
And you're like, we're going to play touch lunchtime, and
touch always evolved into tackle and kissing my tea, and then.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
You're getting up with a ripped a ripped mambo.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Dog mambo. Yeah, I'm going to have.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
To get my hot tunit T shirt and pop it
on over top.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
We talked about in August is like I'd love to
go to a school with uniforms.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Yeah, you would, because I remember I was the same
when I first started, and I was like I wanted
to be goth and I want to like express it,
and you try to do it within the rules of
the uniform. And but I imagine now looking back, God,
that would have been stressful any other bullying it's too much.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, because that's the other thing, right, it becomes a bit.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
And then when you had what we called mufty dame
but casual closed day, Yeah, you would put all this
effort in. You'd really think about it, be like that's
the outfit I'm going to curate that really like show
off this thing and that thing.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
It was real fun I hated.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I hated it all because the first casual clothes in
third form, everybody had Barker's track pants and I had
a ten dollar pair of track pants with a tight
cuffed ankle on the Barkers had a cuff there, but
it was like Barkers was expensive, dude, so expensive.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, only the rich kids had those.

Speaker 9 (41:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I had just a plain pair of track pants with
that real tight long cup on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
They rode up a little bit, and I was just like, I.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Rode up the cross shot off your little Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Their exactly. Yeah, but it's made you the man you today.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
It is raving, Yeah, perfect and able to westm bullying.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Yeah, yes from Hailey, which is actually insane considering what a.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Losy you are, a big, ugly loser. Suit Men are crying.
I just feel sick. I'm gonna go to sick babe.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Does you please have a sick bay? I on need
my mom to come and pick me up.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Had a s works and you were like, ma'am, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
A don't want to be here anymore, Come get me.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
Man.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Shreet picks out the same way she did at school.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I don't even think of that's sick. Oh God, play
filey plays it twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
What an umped click spotting under Lettings compare.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
The Olympics is happening and our very own personal as
funded by we bought his flight. Correspondent James mcconie is
on the phone with us.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
How are you enjoying Paris?

Speaker 10 (43:08):
Hey, look, I'm really enjoying Paris. I've even landed a
bit of frens.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Whereabouts are you at the moment at the games? What
have you been doing over the weekend.

Speaker 10 (43:22):
I'm down at the canal that you may have seen
in the movie Amie, one of the greatest films of
all time. But today I was at the golf watching golfers.
It's a bar.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Your play is not actually French for yoga. But anyway,
do you know.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
The social media at these Olympic Games has been incredible?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I know, I guess because.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Well, I mean when you go back four years, I
mean we had social media four years before there, but like,
it just hasn't been this insane ever, has it?

Speaker 10 (43:55):
Yeah, it's gone to another level. I've had my best
social media video with the Blacks and taken off Facebook
because apparently there was some I don't know drama needs
to be too blocked or something, but I was really
loving that emotion. Their gold medal was awesome and pretty
much the only see gold medal I've seen. But I've
been banished to the golf. I don't know what I

(44:16):
did wrong, but talked to Scuddie Schaeffler today. He's an American,
he's a rookie, odd of with consent, he's not He's
from Texas. He's from Texas, all right, and and he
won gold by hitting this is get this six birdies
on the back nine.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Wow, I don't know what that.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
And got under par on six of them. Wow, okay,
great percentage.

Speaker 10 (44:41):
Six beds in the back nine. Baby going leads to
the code plays in two days time or maybe one
the half days. I've lost my time zones. But she's
she's feeling good. You know, she's married now to the
heir to the high end die. I think in high
like yeah, power marriage, do.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
You know what I mean? I mean, I know it's
her passion, but I'd be on my feet up.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, I'd take a season off Fower's lads, I'd take it.

Speaker 10 (45:11):
I mean, I didn't need to be high end. I'd
take a Diu or even the Diheta at.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
The Mahindra Fortune embarrassing, you've got their first exclusive scope, Jackson.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
James, I know that you're there. You know it's all
about the sports. But have you perchance managed to get
your hands on one of these famous chocolate muffins from
the Olympic village?

Speaker 10 (45:37):
Oh no, I haven't, but I've been fondling everyone's medals
because they're designed by Louis Viiton. And I've got a
bit of the Eiffel Tower, just like jammed in there
in the middle.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Did they take it?

Speaker 10 (45:50):
And I don't know how it's standing up? It's still standing.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Did they take a bit from a structural part or
just but that doesn't matter. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
They must have just like chipped away at some end
that they just didn't care about. Suddenly.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Maybe they replaced some bolts, yeah, used their old bolt.

Speaker 10 (46:09):
Maybe yes, maybe that's that's exactly maybe what they've done.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Maybe maybe maybe eat behaving at some of these events,
because I've seen so many videos of like I saw
Haley and I were looking at a video this morning,
a swimmer walked past a woman who was sitting at
a table like an official and she totally checked out
his ass and now she's gone viral.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
So you can't be perfect at anyone.

Speaker 10 (46:33):
You shouldn't be taking out urses at the Olympics. It's
disgraceful behavior. Yeah, I must say that. In terms of
asking for interviews, I've been rejected so many times. It
feels like one of those you know, the first year
toga party and stuff, you know, or maybe even like
a bad sort of form, too social or something like that.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I'll dance with you, James, Oh.

Speaker 10 (46:54):
Thank you, Hailey. Oh, it means a lot. It means
a lot.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
You don't become viral. We don't want to be We
don't want to be associated with that.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
I mean, are we checking out the volleyball? That's all
I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (47:10):
If someone tackles the beach volleyball? So please please give
me an interview?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Any take anything in this stuff? What are our next
mental chances coming up? Wow?

Speaker 10 (47:22):
That's a sports question, isn't it? And I will answer
it because I will say that it's Lisa Carrington and
all Dame Lisa Carrington and all the kayakers. They are
looking pretty strong. I think Hamish care and the high
jump is pretty good. But he's ranked third in the world.
There's some serious like human giraffe in that event, and
he's just been plugging away like a real Kiwi battler.

(47:43):
And then I think Alica Andrews in the cycling as well.
On the track, she's a weapon. And his sprint team
includes Rebecca Picture. This is to say, shout out to
tell a mutu my hometown and Maurensville, you ain't got
nothing on today.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Quietly associate me with Dargon ball loudly.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Were you were you at the were you in the
stadium for the bulge and the pole vault that dislodged
the bar, the French bulge.

Speaker 10 (48:14):
Oh yeah, the junk, the junk that just flipped it.
Do you know what, He's got to be happy with
the performance and the viral you.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
For something, you know, and it's not winning, not going
to win a medal.

Speaker 10 (48:30):
You've got to come away with the biggest junk. And
to be honest, maybe that should be something that they
give the Pierre do Kubatan Medal for Best and fairest
because maybe it just needs to be plump and juiciest
in the right area.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
The word.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
All right, fantastic, James Macconi, thank you very much. Live
from Paris at the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Look forward to talking again.

Speaker 10 (48:54):
Oh yes, I can't wait and up the wire.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
It's nineteen minutes away from eight.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Next on the show, we want to talk about what
you always b yo, what you bring with you that.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Is your filling your purse with.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
It's a magic magic.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
It's a magic sack full of good thing, sackful of
There is a woman who byos something that I'm like,
oh my god, that's genius, plays Fledable and Hailey. There
is a bit of a chicky babe who always b
yo lime juice when she goes to a bar because

(49:33):
she thinks that when you get a drink, it doesn't
have enough lime in it.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
And I'll be honest, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Well, especially in New Zealand, where limes are four hundred
million dollars a kg.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Oh my god, I solved the bucket of lime mystery.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
You may remember last week I picked my tree full
of from limes and I put them in a bucket.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
And then you thought someone walked onto your propery and
stole that in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
No, it was our friend Aaron gave him the bucket
and was like, have some limes. Oh yeah, I actually.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
So if you don't have a lime tree and you're
buying it from the super and you want actual good lime,
it's expensive.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
So expensive.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
So she has this little these little pouches she puts
in a handbag. God's gift to lime or real Well
it's I don't know, it's.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Like atch of real lime juice.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
I like those goofy pouches. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I think they've got a little bit of preservative in them,
but other than that, it's lime. She's just got little
mini ones and she brings little lime packets in a
purse every time she goes out for a night, and
she'll get like a vodka soda or a gin tonic whatever,
and she just beway of lime.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Because there's never enough lime.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
I've seen a lot of people doing this with like
little mini suraches.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
You can get those tiny ones you get in a handbag.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I've seen those.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I feel like if you were a check and you
had a handbag sauce and you have hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I used to take hot sauce occasionally. I had a
little hot sauce like tobacco for hot sauce, and you'd
pour hot sauce in it, yeah, Genie, and you'd take it.
But I think most places have hot sauce now, yeah
they do.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Like the this is what I wanted to know, Like,
what is the thing that you always b wyo wherever
you go? And it could be a food thing. But
also when I was down in Wellington a couple of
weekends ago, yeah, a friend of mine byo's pillow and towel.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Well, when they stay in like at a hotel, if
I've got the room in my bag, I'll take a pillow.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Yeah, I never do.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
I holidayed once with a pillow, I know, and you
regretted it though, right it's memory foe. So it's heavy,
so it's like what four k would it be four
three or four kg's three? Yeah, it's pretty heavy so
it kind of eats into your allowance if you're going away.
But oh my god, you had the best sleeps.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I know.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I get it because it's my favor Pello.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I get why. Yeah, yeah, you b yo pillow and pellow,
case and towel.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
We I wouldn't do a towel, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I mean some hotel towers are like have been washed
like four million times, and you know you could probably
put your fingers through it.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Oh yeah, it's cardboard. Yeah, it's crispy, it's like a crusker.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah. At that point, I guess, get towel.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
But what is the thing that you always be? Someone
says chill salt is a good idea.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Crank a bit of chili.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Salts okay, But then that's or like yeah, yeah, true.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Things they're already salt enough for me. I'm not a
big salt. I don't add salt. Yeah, this is what
we want to ask this morning. I want one hundred
dars at him. Call us now, text through nine six
nine saves.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
What do you always b wyo wherever you go? Give
us a call?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
So we want to know what you b wyo places,
whether it's travel or maybe you just have it in
your handbag.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
A lot of people just want their little comforts in life,
don't they.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah, even when they're eating out of the restaurant. Exactly, Ria,
this is your auntie. What does she b wayo places?

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Hey, guys, So she byo's her own mixer. So she
will make a mixer of like lemon, grapefruit, and oranges,
and whenever it goes out to take it to put
a newer and between you and me and everyone else listening.
I wouldn't be surprised if she takes her own vodka.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Too, I mean, what a weird.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
So she'd be can I have a vodka? No? She'll
be like can have a soda water?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah, she'd get a shot of no.

Speaker 7 (53:07):
And they are strong. She's made me a couple.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
They she does not miss about.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Right and how to restaurants and stuff. Take to somebody
bringing orange juice.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
She's the type of lady you probably wouldn't miss with anyway.
So I don't think she gets any debate.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah caring in London, right, I'm sure they get a
bit worse.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Yeah, amazing, Aria, Thank you DIBs.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
What do you be?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Way places? DIBs give me my.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Own butter and garlic to stone grills to cook my steak?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Do they not provide butter and garlic?

Speaker 3 (53:49):
No?

Speaker 8 (53:49):
I went to one one day and they were like,
oh no, sorry, you don't have any garlic, And I
was like, okay, I'll just bring it next time. And
I also take my own hot chili sauce because there's
never enough spice in the.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Gotcha. Yeah, So you sound like this is what Vaughn
would do if he had a handbag.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Yeah, so what kind of container, DIBs are you carrying
this butter around it?

Speaker 6 (54:10):
I just take like a little systeamer and I just
put I mixed the butter and garlic up at home,
and then when I'm cooking my stone girl, I just
put it on top.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
But it's perfect. Wow. Is ever enough butter and garlic
on a garlic bread for you?

Speaker 8 (54:23):
Never? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Rallies always adding I did think you some messages in
I take proper hot chili flakes. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
proper chili flake going to blow you apart? Yeah, A
stainless steel straws.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Another one.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
My Nana brings her own bourbon glass every time there's
an event. Even when you go for weekends away, Nana
brings a bourbon glass. Shna, I want.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
To see a picture of this. Sounds like it has
a good weight to it.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yeah, I'm thinking thick bass.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, but yeah, with some designs on the side.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Yeah, maybe maybe a little bit of flash, sort of
a ski glass vibe. I love to se a picture
or an app description of Nano's Berberg glass. But yeah, yeah,
my sister Alise McLeod so full name and shame there,
all right, at least take something of chicken salt with
her everywhere can confirm she does not share when your
goal wants some chicken salt on her chips.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Oh you got to ship if you've got chicken salt,
chicken chick those sonium levels, so.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Please, Yeah, it feels a lot, doesn't That feels a lot?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah, I'm doing something.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Chicken delicious chicken. And people are out there doing myth
and stuff, aren't they. She's just doing some chicken salt.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Rather chicken salt than mess. You're right, right, I'm not sprinkling.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Mead chips in perspective. You know that's right, because she
puts too much chicken salt. Hey, at least it's not myth.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
We're talking about what you take with you. A woman
takes lime juice with them, lime juice. Doesn't like the
lime juice they give you often cordial.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Yeah, oh yeah, when you want the zing but you
don't want the sugar.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah. I always ask for extra ketchup whenever I go
through McDonald's drive through. Chest sponsor have about twenty sachets
of Macca's Heines ketchup in my glove box.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Oh yeah, super handy. Yeah, the occasional mince pie. Or
if you get fish and chips and you don't want
to buy one of those ripping decks. I always expensive
fish and chip chips.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
No, they've got you. If you need a sauce from them. Yeah,
good hack, really good hack. Actually yeah, I always carry
to could.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
You do it?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
To shut up? Shut up? Could you do a sweet
and sau sauce?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
That's what you got to pay though for the sweet
And I always got a maca sweet and sau sauce
in my backpack in case of emergencies. I saw a
fully sealed sweetened sound sauce on the pavement the other day,
and I was like, for a second, I was like, that's.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Probably all good. I would have been glued down.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Did you check?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I didn't check. Yeah, because that's the next thing. I
was like, it's a TikTok pranks.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
TikTok with like Ellie ste or something. You're dipping your
nuggies and you're.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Like, TikTok pranking America, and I go pulled a gun
on them.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Yes, don't do a TikTok prank, not an America in America. No, Um,
we live in the countryself. We head out for the
day or to the city for the weekend. We take
a few water bottles because city water tastes like ass.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Oh yeah, Flitches does thick fine food water.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
My daughter who set takes her own olives and onions
to school to add to the school lunches because apparently
there's salad options are two?

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Plain?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
What I could tell you something?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
You are raising a woman of fine taste? Nightmare for you.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Yeah, my China teacup is something I take with me
on holiday. Oh okay, so if are huge thanking to
Hailey for the bra recommendations. I bought two of the
ban non comfort rather than very comfy wearing right now,
it's you should be influence.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
I should be.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, even discount code.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
No, I don't have a coat. You should. You could
put it in Hailey twenty.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
What happens big congerss twenty at chickout. My partner is
a salt snob and takes us on many molden salt
tub with them everywhere.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Oh, that's like kosher saltate. It's that real thin flaky melts.
Restaurant's friends houses us too embarrass it.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
I was embarrassed about it at first, but thank god,
I think I'm tuning into assault snub too. Okay, herbal tea, yeah,
otherwise that's a very expensive cup of hot water.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Hot water and dunk their own tea bagging.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Nana's bourbon glass, we've had a ticks, We've had It's
a heavy.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Bottomed it's like are still one?

Speaker 4 (58:25):
So very like decorative and about the size of a
beer glass, and I like it.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Burbs, Yeah, man, there's a lot of burbs.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Nana goes for like a coke zero or a diet
coke or she's full cokay's one hundred percent. I wouldn't
ever meet convinced Nana's mixing.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Oh you reckon? It's straight. No, she's just burbs, slopping
the burbs into a nice crystal glass.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Yeah, it's jim Bean though, isn't it? Actually? Can we
get a confirmation on what is Nana's favorite bourbon?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
What's the burbs?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
You're gonna be embarrassed if it's makers Mark play.

Speaker 8 (58:59):
Play.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
So I spent the weekend down in Wellington, by the way,
was having one of its stays.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I saw your photos another made of mine at a photo.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
It looked bloody Wellington. It was storn and I was
staying with me.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
You were there.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
They gave me a hero's parade.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
When I run, when you left.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
When I get out of my God, we're supposed to
be having a day that it can't be beaten on,
and you're dragging it down with that funns.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
We're just being really mean to each other today. If
you've just tuned in, yeah, it's just really testing how
mean we can beat to each other.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
I can't wait to get to that point where you're
like bullying someone like just for fun and the.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Laughing anymore, and you're like, oh no, yeah, I hung
in there a little too long.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
That's all good. Are we having a long song? So next, No,
it's fine.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
It's all just like fun and laughter.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
So I was no, I was down at work, said degree,
that was really good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
That's forty seven thousand dollars, that's worth thousand eight Yeah, anyway,
it's landing lots of roles.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
That that was good. That was pretty good. Ad.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
That was the one that had been close to the vine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
That was the one. Well, not everyone's streams coming true.
Not everyone gets to do what they want. Not even
thing works out, that's right. At least it's not me
today anyways, getting hot? Is it my team tomorrow? Probably?

Speaker 9 (01:00:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Probably stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Grassroots football. Ye know, I was there, So this is
what I want to talk about.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Is on the Saturday, I went and watched my bestie's
ten year old son play soccer.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
And it was a full like early morning wake up,
wrap up in the wallly.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Oh yeah, get your shoes, you don't mind getting muddy,
Drive out foggy like real cresp get a car park
shrugging and find a car park, walking up coffee cart. Yeah,
gonna get a coffee from the coffee cup.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Milky milky, thanks.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Yeah, but you know, I just wanted something to warm
the hands, so that like that, And I started watching
the soccer game and I just realized when.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
I was there, I was like, oh my gosh. First
I was like, I wonder people think we're lesbians. You know,
I wanted people looking at us thinking which one is yours?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
This lovely year right okay, yeah yeah yeah, but I
wonder which one had the baby?

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Yeah yeah look ammy, first thing you a gay couple
with kids? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Why You're like, who's bam.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Yeah, because they're terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I thought maybe people thought we were lesbians and
I because we were all rugged up in our you know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Winter willies.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Famously lesbians love being rugged out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Oh my god, they love it. They love nothing more.
If I know lesbian's that they're always cold, right, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Anyway, so I got there and I was like, oh
my god, I'm a soccer mom, Like I never thought
i'd be here on a Saturday morning, hangover free watching
children play soccer. And then I started like something kind
of happened and this has never happened to me before
where I was watching, and I was sort of starting
to understand, and I was like, okay, so who's that
and what's this?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
And were's there? And did it? They're so yelling?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Why do you yell? Going for Tony again in there?
Oh yeah, gamecarriaging stuff. That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
And then I just started echoing what other people were
doing because they're quite young. Apparently in the second game
they tend to sort of fade away to get a
bit tired.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
So one thing they kept yelling is the games still going.
The game is still going, guys, come on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Get in here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
You have kids, Like, we'll not walk off when they're sad. Yeah,
pack a sad and leave. There were no sads packed.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
No, there were good sportsmanship, really good sportsmanship.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
My son I carried the baby. Yeah, my son scored
a goal and you got player of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Oh and then they gave him player of the day
because he had a special guest. Because I've kind of
gotten on to the fact.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Sports if they bring a special guest, you are more
likely to get player of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Do you think I mean he got a goal and
he played well.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
No, I mean, let's be completely frank and honest here.
Player of the day is a roart. It's shared around
the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Even the team's mostly useless participate at some stage or
another will get Player of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
You say this about my small my small, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Because in my day I never got player of the day.
You never got back I was a kid. Now you
get player of the day every eleventh week. They got
the end of the season, and they get one kid
that they was going to get three. It's the kid
that they want to encourage to keep playing. Yeah, yeah,
well he you still win.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
This is like all these years later, when I used
to do hockey, I think in the cold mornings.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Still want a little nonies. You still got Player of
the day and I think you get like a little
cheeseburger or something.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Was how good's this? Didn't share it with me, but that's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Fine getting after you carried him, after you I.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Raised this child, everything we went through in order for
us to have this child, and you didn't even show
me a cheeseburg. No, not clucky at all because at
the end I just got to leave, you know, and
then I didn't have to wash the boots and wash
the car that hit all.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
The mudd and anti anti judy, anti judies for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
But it was such an interesting like I was like,
this is this is something I have never done, and
you know when you threw something new and I was like, wow,
what a while week in a mountain Trent, them screaming
in a field of young children.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Get in the game, still going, come on there, And
it was great. It was a really cool environment. I
enjoyed a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
I got asked what's wrong at netball the weekend? Why
because my face? Yeah, but that's just your face.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I was like, oh no, you've just this is just
my face, yeah, but you's face face?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yeah, this is what I've got all the p and
to well behaved. There was one mum from the other
team that was sort of hollering at Hoop and hollering
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Like negative stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
No, no, no, no, just really wanting her son to
to beat them to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
The to the ground. Yeah, yeah, you know, let's pull
back their ten Okay. Next, you've had an idea for
a new feature on the show. We've had an introduction
made ye and it's a chance. Is it a chance
for people to wein?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Yep? Okay, money, No, okay, something better than money and
love and affection. Okay, play.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
And Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Now, behind the scenes, we will.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
We're going to peel back the curtain.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Let's put's stuck to the wall a tiny the curtain.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
We will in the afternoon before the show, we'll all
email ideas and news stories and things that we want
to talk about, things that maybe happen over the weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
And I would say, like, on a scale of effort, yeah,
I'd say Fletchen and Jared, I reckon they hang around
the top with the most links then us girlies.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
We sort of fall in there somewhere. Sometimes I give
a lot, Sometimes I give a.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Little, and then Vaughan so far behind. Yeah, I think
the other day you sent three things.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Yeah, that's enough, And he had to be reminded to
send it because he had an extra pray in my draft.
And then when it arrived, I was like, we should
We could have just skipped that conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Yeah, yeah, So I think Vaughn may have suddenly picked
up on the fact that you know, we do a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Well, it's smarter, not harder.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Yeah, right, And so you really put into method. You
guys all do it before me, So you get all
the good news stories.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
So you refer back to our emails and be like,
she's got that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
I like what they did there. Sometimes I literally write
that in there. I liked that link Hayley put in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
And then and then you just find the three things
on the whole into that we do that I haven't
discussed right. Well, so you've taken to kind of filibustering,
kind of filling heading out the email ideas with just
kind of random crap.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Junk that will never make it on are yep. Yeah,
like for example, some of these are great ideas.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Yeah, I've put and he's dump bit it back together,
but it needs new cables, great idea, good, you know,
relatable chat.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
I just don't Yeah, I'm not sure, like we're ouse
like you've seen the story now, there's nothing else.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Jared and I woke up at seven am on Sunday
to play the Pirate Game. I put that in there
to me, these are not on the primetime content. Maybe
podcast the extrames Aaron, Aaron.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Crushed Shadows Keto dream and I laughed, and then Shadow
was shitty at me for laughing. I've been telling her
that the way she thinks Keto works is not how
Keto works. And then and then Aaron told her how
Keto works, and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
I was like, has Like I said, I was right,
you were wrong. That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
This is something in that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
But the one idea you did have, Hayley and I thought, well,
let's do this, yes, his hand, let's do this. And
you helped Jared doing intro this morning. Yeah yeah again
before Vaughan got to it later than everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah yeah. And you're not painting me in the best light.
He made no secret of the fact this is a hobby. Yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah.
The real work begins when nine o'clock strikes and I'm like,
I gotta get out of here and sal a pirate
ships things. Yeah, all matter of things. This is a

(01:08:30):
brandu idea for a feature that Vaughn had.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Power.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I got no power. Yeah, what do you have right
now that needs a new battery? We'll buy you the battery. Okay,
it's a great idea, right, it's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
How many people right now are out there living with
something that's got no or like very low battery.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Well it made me think of this as our car
fob ran a b No. Do you know how much
those are to replace?

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Did I just crack it open and pop the new bettery?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
It's like twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
But shadows like, oh, we won't have one of these batteries,
And I was like, you couiding me. I'm the battery boy.
I've got big packs of triple as and double as.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I've got CR twenty thirty two's, I've got CR twenty
thirty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Flower Year because a couple of those.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
You know, I'm on my nutritional thing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
I've got my kitchen scales back out, and I had
a new one and I didn't I didn't pull it
out to see which one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
It was and I went there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I was like, oh my god when I saw this
and the diameter those are what the two numbers made?
Do you know what you need? I saw this the
other day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
It was some influencer doing a kmart thing in Australia
and it's a spoon.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
I've got one scales and I got one for.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
You scoop your protein and it just like waiter then
and there you just like, oh, twenty grams of ice
cream and then you're like more ground ice cream. That's forty.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
But that would need a battery too at some state. Yeah,
what about a car battery?

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
What do you do it? I just got a new one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Come on, that's what we're going to get. Three people on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
I'm going to tell us a call us now one
hundred dollars it in. Yeah, you tell us what battery
you need. We decide which is the most crucial.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Right, So who's the most worthy? Who is the most
worthy of? Okay, well let's take some calls now. I
Rihanna is called up, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Now what do you need a battery for?

Speaker 11 (01:10:28):
I need my two batteries that come in at one pack,
which is stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
They are the they are the c R two.

Speaker 11 (01:10:36):
Batries for a film cameras in a weird little little
like a little.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
It's like a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Like an oh Born.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Look, five dollars ninety nine at the warehouse. That would
be good for the show budget.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
That's great for the show budget. What are your directions there?
What brand is the one at the warehouse? It's a
penas do make good batteries. Pas don't cook of the energizer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
We're talking seventeen dollars for just one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
I'm sure Panasonic will sleep well tonight knowing that Vawden
Smith said they make good batteries.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Put up your feet.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
Panasonic share prices through right now bye, Now okay, So
I mean on the scale of how urgent, hang on,
what do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
You use your camera for?

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Photos of a dumb idiot? Rhianna? Okay, but you are
okay if we could just drop.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
The tude here, please, I'm getting Haley's vote for the batteries.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
Yeah, I'm just saying, woman, is it a hobby or
a job or what are you taking photos?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
It's a hobby.

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
I love taking film photos.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
How much does it cost to develop a film these days? Like?
What do you do it yourself?

Speaker 11 (01:11:52):
My one I get is twenty one dollars twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
For a thirty one photo. Bad, I'm bad.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Okay, it's a hobby. I just wait there, wait there,
wean a hobby or not? Kelly, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
What do you need a battery for?

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
I know I'm sitting nine and a half and moads
of the lawns for the first.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Time ago.

Speaker 11 (01:12:19):
To mow the lawns, Kelly, machida battery because the law
more needs to one doesn't work anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Broken, Ah, don't reach. That's the most expersitive part about
about cordless tools, ones that work on all the rain.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
Yeah, yeah, So we're talking one hundred and five dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
That's stretching. That's stretching the budget.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
One hundred and ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Okay, Arlie, express to them for twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Oh that'll do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Yeah, your garage to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Have you.

Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
I need to get my steps up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
So this is helping as well. This is a matter
of life and death.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
You're saying, absolutely, okay, he might a ten.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Have got them okay here and okay, but it is
right the lawns. See that's one nine, it might a ten.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
You can proved somewhere else has got a cheaper for
the same day purchase. Yeah, the ar Express ones on
a fashion so they're not going to match, are they? Okay, Kelly,
wait there, one's going to be done.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
This is Vorn's new So what needs a battery? Yeah,
gardener power hamous good morning, good morning, team, really good
thanks fine.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Other than born being here, what what do you need
aaty for? I need a battery for nineteen thirsty mass
and director. Well, I'm a John, I'm a John Dare ambassador.
Here the massive books on the station.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
No, what kind of battery does that take?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
That takes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Battery?

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
I believe it is between two.

Speaker 10 (01:13:56):
Hundred and three hundred dollars depending.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
On the bread you bless me there. I don't think
we should go back to the We should go back
to the cheap.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Battery, back to the The rule of the game is
the cheapest battery with. Now some of these people are
taking the piss.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
What do you expect when you said call up and
I don't know my car remotes not working or the
garage doors not working.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
God?

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
What if someone calls up one day with an e V.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
Or the pacemaker battery needs replacing now, we're paying for
surgery recovery.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Oh my gosh, this is not a well thought out it's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Still Public's not what you're right, Hally, It's not a
well thought idea.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
It's a man that is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
I came up with it, know, about two seconds last
night to fill a couple of lines on a prep
You really think I was well thought out in their break?

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Well, who's your winner then? Worn, Oh, we can't afford
those two expensive We're just going to give it to Rihanna, Rihanna,
you are our winner.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
And here's the good usual somehow in these radio competitions,
will just send you the cash equivalent. No, no, no,
there will be a battery shop today. Yeah, there'll be
a battery shop.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
You'll the warehouse.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Carlin's no, I'm not okay, Well, Carlhen's off to the
warehouse in the five dollar na No wait wait, no,
you can't send Lithian batteries in the post.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Whereabouts do you live?

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Runa, Yeah, you're going to have to come to our
Auckland studios and pop.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Auckland. I have I have baked for aklid.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
Okay, so they can get it and they'll drive it down.
It's only eight and a half hours.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Yeah, it doesn't. This is exactly how thought about this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
You have not thought about it. We're going to have
to do ksha Qui employees.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Yep, We'll send one of them to send one of
them to a store and then okay, and then they
can drive and hand deliver the battery as the one sliparantee.
There's five dollar battery. We're going to get some port
intern and Wellington studios to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Spend their money.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
The company will reimburse them after they fill out eighteen PDFs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
And will reimburse them in two to three.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Great competition around the congratulations for winning a five battery.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
We should get someone on board.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
We could get a sponsor on board. Oh yeah, somewhere
we're not there. You wouldn't get like a Panasonic or
an energizer, but you get a place that stopped the batteries.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
I think it might ten.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Yeah, right, you talk to them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Company may be making machine over here, cranking out kill
a content and making the place dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Bills play Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Fact of the day, day day day day. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do doop
doo doo.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Doo doo dooo. Today's fact today. My daughter told me this,
so I was like, that's a good one because.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Factor the day is. I'm still how the kids suggest
fact of the days and I'm like, yeah, my kids,
my geniuses.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I've got a real future in this fact business, having
a secon day to day. I've just been told and
I told say that she's been playing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Never allowed to sick day. I think once like either
like a limb hanging off like my just just by.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Its kingdom and I go to school. I had the
zombie virus. Yeah, and made me go to school. But
that was great because gosh there were some children and
I ate their brains. Yeah, yeah, I'm delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
The Olympic rings, the Olympic rings, right, the Olympic rings.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
There's five of them. Oh my god, really it's five
of them, and they represent the five continents that participate
in the I don't think I knew that. I didn't
know that because.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Then doesn't compete. We've got a couple of idiots in studio. Yeah,
does antargetic can compete?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
What are you looking in a mirror? What you said?
The couple idiots in studio, I said, what are you
looking in a mirror?

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Okay, So the five continents that compete Africa the Americas,
Now that's where they'll get you because technically, if you're
counting continents, you count North America and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Southern America has two different continents.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
Yeah, but they counted them as one, the America because
then that that along with Antarctica, you got seven.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Yeah, he's cutting his key with for it. And rings again,
Olympic rings, that's pretty to be the same. So Africa,
the America, is Asia, Europe and Oceania. Why are they
the colors?

Speaker 10 (01:18:42):
They are.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Black, green, red? Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Is it a pride thing?

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
It's not a pride thing. It's not ade Olympic rings us.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Now that's so it's the right way up to me.
Because if you've done that from your perspective, you put
three on the them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Utili and bottoms.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Okay, you can pick them, anyone does. So the colors
apparently they needed they had five rings. Yeah, they picked
the five most popular flag colors blues and be like,
our flag is represented there?

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
What is it is?

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
The red?

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Blue, yellow, green? Black? Yeah? Yeah, you're right, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
The reason they're interlocked. They never used to be the first. Everyone,
they weren't interlocked, they were just beside each other. But
then the interlock represented they flung away when they were
just all.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Should we lost another ring?

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
People, it was like a regular game. As her liners
that anyway up there, we should connect them.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
So we connected them because that represented the unity and
the meeting of athletes from around the world at the
Olympic Games.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
And we all know what goes on in the village
unity and they should always be displayed on a white background. Okay,
And that's what I was told about the Olympic Rings. Okay, yeah, okay,
So today's back to the day is there's five Olympic rings,
each ring representing a continent that takes part in the Olympics.

(01:20:08):
And the colors were chosen because they were the most
popular colors of flags at the time of establishment. Fact
of the day day day day, day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Do.

Speaker 8 (01:20:23):
Do do do do do.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Play play?

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Okay, So Ben and Gen are done again, apparently farm
for divorce.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
They haven't said anything yet, but it's over. I've never
seen a man look so miserable in his life now.
You It's it's almost a cliche that after a breakup,
you either like stick on a bunch away.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Or you're like shred and then you get you to
have your little hot revenge.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
Body, or you make a drastic change, shavy hair, off
your diet, little la. He's done this and he has
been sported spotted this weekend sporting a new haircut, a
faux hawk of sorts, shaved all.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Up the sides, little kind of bit left on top.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Is it for a movie? It looks like a military haircut.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Jar Head?

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
What was that called jar Head? That movie?

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Yeah, that's right. I want to be doing military movies,
don't you think?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Yeah, you know what egg play like a grizzled grizzled kernel.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Yeah, could be.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
But anyway, or he's just doing the post breakup I'm
going to change my look. I'm gonna just reinvent myself.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
A lot of people do that when they break up.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
This is what I wanted to ask this morning of listeners.
What was the change you made after the breakup? Maybe
you did, maybe you got a bloody, jenormous tattoo, or.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
You when a parna gets like super ripped and hot,
you're just like, oh, come on, like what.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
It would be incredible motivation, especially if they did you wrong,
they on you and then you were like, okay, yeah,
I'm getting shreds. Well, maybe it was just something simple,
like you became a goth through it all your colored words.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Yeah, and took a trip to the dark side, a
lifestyle change or anything. Maybe you got a new hobby. Yeah,
you did something that your partner never used to like doing. Yeah,
maybe just at a total change. Okay, well here can't
Whatever it was, I went hundred dance at him as
a number, call us now you can text through in
nine six ninety six.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
After a breakup, what was the thing that you changed?
We want to know what you changed after a breakup because.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Ben Affleck is sporting a foehawk and it's a look. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Maybe it was a makeover change. Maybe it was a
new hobby.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
And new life enough that prim proper. Jennifer Lopez and
Donald bad Boy Maria, what did you change after a breakup?

Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
I ended up entering a bodybuilding show. Wow, got second
and then I got two tattoos, and I went to
kmart and changed all My.

Speaker 10 (01:23:00):
Couch cushion.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Came.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
It was the couch cushions crescendo of that story that
really round the floor. That's a breakup trifecta. There.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
So you just never you never wanted to do bodybuilding,
or you weren't allowed while you were in a relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
They weren't a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
I just probably didn't have time.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
It didn't take myself seriously, and then I thought, stuff it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:21):
So I did it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Good on you?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Throw you bad?

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Let's go to Nicole Nicle. What did you change after
a breakup?

Speaker 8 (01:23:30):
Well, technically we broke up the weekend before I started
nursing school. But we were together for about a year
and he was around while I was applying for.

Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
Nursing and got in and was really excited to start.
And then that week leading up to starting nursing school,
he's like, oh, you won't be smart enough to actually
pass or follow through. So yeah, broke up with him.

Speaker 8 (01:23:56):
Yeah, so I've been nursing for six years. Actually next week,
I just ya, you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Are smart enough.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Yeah good.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
I mean you would have been able to do it anyway,
I'm sure, but sometimes a bit of that like motivation,
a bit of like I'll show you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Like it's horror.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Yeah, Nicole, thank you, Kaylee. What did you change after
a break up?

Speaker 11 (01:24:21):
I got like five six ear piercings, and I got
to t yeah, what are the tattoos of one of like, oh,
it's like a snake and like a tree thing. I
got like a kind of the biggest one on my thigh,
and I got one on the back of my arm
and one of my piercings. I got my nipple pierced
because he told me I wasn't a wound to you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Are your nipples.

Speaker 11 (01:24:46):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
I love you? You a couple of nippy Why this
is why Afflix finally got the faux walk.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
He's got the bad boy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
I wouldn't let him have that. Oh, she wanted a
prem and proper guy. He has had the same haircut
for like ever a year he has he has, thanks Kaylee.
Did he swims? And that's what we're talking about this morning.
We want to know what you changed up when they
showed you the door, Well maybe you showed them in
the door.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Good from you? Actually, yeah, thank you? Really what.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Some perfect radio the segue there? What we're talking about
a little bit of passion for the artist? Yeah, great
there man, she shifted us from you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
So what did you change after the relationship ended? After
I broke up with my girlfriend of four years.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
I got an eyebrow piercing and a nose piercing and
the Star Wars half sleeve tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
She said was too nerdy and it had forbade me
to get See. I feel like that would be you
after a breakup. You'd get all the Star Wars lego. Yeah, yeah,
leg You'd be like one of those house is. Yeah,
your house would smell like cat person.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Because cat. Why, no, he's got you there.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
No, no, no, no, he's got you fletch.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
I would never care.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
There will be no cats. There would just be farm
animal in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Cat.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Oh yeah, keeps the window because he keeps leaving.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
The ranch and the roofs collapsing. Yeah, turns of Catford
in there to keep the raccoons at bay break gard
reference yeah break documentary. I got really skinny and I
got a hot new boyfriend covered into tattoos and now
he's my husband. Oh yeah, that's a great revere, especially
if they cheated.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Yeah, please see picks of the husband.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
After the relationship, I went car shopping, ended up buying
a new lamp shade.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
No word of a car.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
They went carshop. Remember they ended up buying a new
lamp shade. A few more months later, though, I bought
a new motorcycle. Oh yeah, that's hot and your bad ass.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
That's good. You're gonna get your license for that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
After I found out that my ex slept with the
new teacher in a small country town on the outback,
I moved home to New Zealand. I always told him
I never wanted to move back home to New Zealand.
Best decision I've ever made. And I only have him
to think or her if yeh count hers. My ex
back in the US was obsessed with Lord of the Rings.
So when we broke up, I lived out his dream
and moved to New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Yeah this has worked out. Five years later. Do you
think they got back together or they met someone at Hobiton?

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
It'd be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Country changed for me? Yep, female forty two years old.
After my last breakup, I changed countries, moved time. That
was nearly seven years ago. I always got to say.
Both syllables of that were don't yeah it really if
you say one? Yeah, I didn't realize this until you
talked about it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
But I actually got loads of ear piercings as a
direct result of my divorce, and I'd never really put
the two together. Oh yeah, yeah, after my ex husband
got a tattoo a Yin and yang dragon and the phoenix,
and after the lastex I got a tattoo on the
arm saying breathe you got this, Oh yeah, just breathe

(01:27:45):
also great tetor just remind you, just remind you to
stay alive.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Yeah, that is good. Ummm. Soone's just straight up and
got into a woman after the I just like had
enough of that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
I actually you know quite a few people like that
that just went in. That's the last man and exclusively women.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Now see see you later. Actually, I don't have to
stop you there. That's copyrighted. She's a very good friend
of mine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
She's already sued me twice. So if you could maybe
get her to drop her lintigious action, that would be great.
Tell her I'll review her five stars. Yeah if she
does the same for this pot yeah, and then she
tells all her.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Friends and if you're listening, maybe give it give it
five stars as well. Zid Ms Fletch Vaughnon Hailey

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