Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 6th August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZIM podcast Network, the Fleasborne and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day and Brent just we've had just a metal
just as you were winding up there. Yeah, and the
cycling wasn't Oh my god, that was close. So great
Britain have pep dust by like a point two seconds.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh yuck.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
So what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Silver? Silver? Ah, we'll take silver.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's commentating the Kayak slala. Do you know who was commentating?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
They're like, I bet they don't have any voice left.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah, actually you would do great sports commentary brand.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, I just don't have enough energy.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, But I think that would make it incredible, because
how would bring try and there's a try a good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'll last the ACC guys if I can, it would be.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'd listen to that.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I would listen.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I could do the golf or something maybe a little
bit more on the chill side of Yeah, yeah, the
lawn bowls yeah, oh yeah, I can imagine new lawn
Bowls commentating.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, yeah, that would be lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yea, so great Britain pepping us just by yeah, fractions
of a second there.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
But silver's bloody good.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Thank you, Brian, Welcome to the show. Flee, Sworn and Hayley.
Coming up on the show. The Top six has been
a recall the Wiggles. I have had to recall some merchandise.
One of Emma's headbands had a flat battery in it
and those are quite dangerous. Children eat those. They just
look like loly to them and they're very, very dangerous

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to ingest.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I thought maybe it was because they were tight and
they push on your tempool sometimes head bands.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
And how much is this stuffing with my brain?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Four year olds rocking around with tension headaches?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, and you know there's still a bit spongy the skull.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, good for a facelift though, Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Sex other Wiggle's recalls. Next on the show, there's.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
A man who has conducted a social experiment. He's opened
a restaurant that serves one thing, a delicious thing.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'll tell you what that is. Next, Play and Haley.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
There's a YouTuber his named Stanley Chin and he wanted
to conduct a bit of a social experiment.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Now have you ever seen that vice?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
I think it was a vice thing where a guy
did a fake five star restaurant and it was all
like microwave meals from the sainsbury hearing, and he did.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Like this exclusive thing.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
You got blindfolded to go in and it was on the.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Top of a garage, but it was like microwave meals.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Microwave meals, and because of the pomp he created around it,
everyone was like, this is oh my god, the rev
and it was so funny. And it was microwave microwaved
like Little Tesca or Sainsbury's Meals from the UK.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It was so funny.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Anyway, this is very similar Stanley Chin's the YouTuber and
he used to work in kitchens, used to work in
hospital and stuff, and he was like, I want to
do a social experiment to see like how much you
can bullshit people in a similar way to that Vice one.
So he created a fake website for a homemade.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Fresh ramen restaurant.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Okay, and he made the website you know what I mean,
like it's locking classes.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Because it's all about the hype, isn't it all about
the hip You get enough hype, people will just go
absolutely crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'll do anything. You a lineup around the block. So
this is exactly what happened.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
He ended up inviting a huge amount of like influences
and people that would talk about it to nisse jangada,
which means fake ramen.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
And he made it exclusive. It only opens two nights
a year like pop up.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Okay, that kind of I'm nisse Jeongaru has been traveling
around the world offering pop ups in each location for
only two nights a year since nineteen fifty three.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I love this so much. All of this could be googled.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
So far, host events in Japan, Belgium, America and fifty
more countries now Australia and just boogie language.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
We liken ramen to the work of art in a museum.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
So he did this in Australia.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, this was an that he opened Rellion.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
It invited all these influences to try this. They've got
ninety minutes at the spot before they're going to move out.
Very exclusive, very exclusive. But of course instead of fresh ramen,
he just serves them.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Like ramen and a cup like two minute.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Noodle, like your siplermarket cup noodle. Amazing to try to
see if people would be so into the hype of
it that they'd just be like and they were, oh
my god, he needs to make me another bowl. It
tastes really nice home cooks. The broth has clearly been.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Made for hours, just sachet.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
It was just sachet, because you know what the ramen
broth literally is, like days they make it one of them's.
Someone wrote a comment saying this chef is going to
make it big time, and it was all bullshit.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
A YouTube video so much.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I mean, I love instant have any of the influences, Like,
I'm not sure about it.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You could imagine, you can imagine them making their videos
like it would have been so funny.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Hey guys, yo with some gene here and I managed
to secure a table at nieng Gharu, which is only
open two nights a year. Yeah, probably, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
I mean I would be literally mortified if I got
into something like that. Yeah, not that I don't like
a cheap ramen, but yeah, the image of like, yeah,
very fancy.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
A posh up your terminate noodles with an egg.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I don't really do kids always have erminentt noodles and
get you egg on top. Oh you're nice, yeah, because
sometimes you get like a Friday egg on top.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I can't ramen.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
I can't eat two minute noodles when I was six,
I spewed them up. I had two minute noodles and
orange juice, and I'll never forget that, Like.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
It came out some get up into the back of
the nostrils.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
And then the acidity of the orange juice, of all
the noodles coming out undigested.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
And so you've never been able to eat noodles suns.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I can eat like like ramen or like rice noodle,
instant pop things, but two minute noodles, I've never been
able to do it again, which sucks because I think
it's a great food, like lots of people love eating it.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Just the bottom of the food paramid.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Isn't it what you should eat with bread and all
the wheats, all the wheats cereal.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Talk get it to get it. Cereals were always on
the bottom right of them.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, but not like the.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Situations Cook pops the top six. Next on the show,
there's been a recall. Yes, Emma headband has been recalled.
Emma hasn't been in the Wiggles for a little while.
You when was she lasting? Did you get to pisted it?
Was she one of the ones you pissed it in
the minivan that time?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
And yeah, but let's not say, did I pissed the yellow.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Wig, pissed at the female work?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I passed it all of the weeks pierced them as
a group.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
He went up to the many are out in their
thrifty Mini.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Van Yeam.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Photo Yellow Wiggle.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Twenty twenty one. She stopped being a wiggle. Okay, so
she hasn't been a wiggle for a little while. But
the headband's been recorded because of a battery. I've got
the top six.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Other Wiggle recall plays Fletchfawn and Hayley's blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah. This is the top six.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Hello, there a Wiggles recall for a Emma Yeah, Emma
Wiggle headband. It's yellow and black bow and it has
four flashing lights and in the middle of it it
has a battery, one of those flat watch batteries. Oh yeah,
there's a time lapse of what happens when that one

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of those batteries is put into a chicken breast and
showing you how dangerous it is to swallow sets.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Foaming and burning, burning the meat, cooking the chicken. It
creates a current. Yeah, because the poset is on the
top of the negers on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I've literally never seen anything as yuck in my life.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Look at it, look at it. That's what happens if
kids swallow them. They're very very dangerous. Goodness, reuse that
chicken breast and a stir fry. After that experiment, I
can't see why not wasteful.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's half cut around it.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, just cut out the yeah, yeah, good, cut it out.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Isn't it crazy that we should just spend our childhoods
like chewing batteries trying to get more life out?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, is going to help them in the freezer, and
you buy them afterwards, and what are you up to?

Speaker 5 (08:52):
We were our parents in the eighties and nineties. What
were they doing working?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
You work Eggle at the park.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
And so the Wigls non no longer stock any products
containing button batteries, reaffirming our unwavering commitment.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
To provide safe and enjoyable experiences for all children.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
They've come out and said that any headbands and electronic
goods that they sell will have big dolphin batteries, huge
battery around to see your kids swallow that, which will
actually been great for the strength, you know, carrying around
that extra weight better mixed strength, but it added weight training.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, your head for the kegs them, you know upright?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah? Good Now, I'll let the top six Other Wiggles
recalls because it's not all been smoot sailing for the
Wiggles merchandise. Number six on the list, they've recalled the
hot potato from the song Hot Potato Potatoes.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
It too hot, too hot.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, you gotta let it. You gotta let a hot
potato sit. You might look. But if it's a jacket potato, the.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Jacket potatoes they do, it's crazy jack of potato for
so long.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Either we should do that rule full of cheese and
sour cream and chimes, jam in the air fryer.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, it goes hard.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Anywhere it goes hard, well, not anywhere you could get
a burn.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
You could let it set.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Number five on the last of the top six.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Other Wiggles recalls the air bag and the big red car.
Oh yeah, that's faulty. Yeah, sometimes that'll just go off.
So many air bags are aren't They.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Will save your life, but snap your neck and half Yeah,
you don't want to going off for no reason. Number
four on the last of the top six.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Other Wiggles recalls Wags the dog fleeing worm treatment.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh no, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Leaves little bald spots, just burns the hair. It's a
little too strong because he's such a massive dog, obviously
compared to the average dog.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yep, contact alopecia. Yes, yeah, that'll happen.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Number three on the last of the top six. Other
Wiggles recalls Jeff's sleeping pills. Oh yeah, they were a placebo.
They did nothing. He just loved to really, Okay, so
they've recalled those.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
I thought he was probably on the gummies these days,
would you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (11:14):
More?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
The natural approach, dropped allocated gummies? Yeah, absolutely, get a
beautiful night's sleep.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Number two on the last.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Of the Top Sex Other Wiggles recalls the Wiggles fruit
salad listeria risk Oh no kidding made?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah no, an unproperly prepared.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Add yeah, and what left out on the heat or something?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah yeah. And the number one.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Recall for the Top Sex Wiggles recalls they released a
limited edition run of Propellers based off their song do
the Propeller, Do the Propeller? Oh yeah, do the propeller,
and planes have been dropping out of the sky propellers
not being anything other than paper really not structural at all.
So if you are flying Assessna YEP or another propeller

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driven pire, or if.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
You've got any of these items, yeah, any of these,
take them back to the retailer for a full refund.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, that's smart. Full list that consumer and safety. That's
today's top six.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Next on the show, New World came out with the containers,
the pitchen aid containers, the collectibles.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Wow, Woolwards, I still want to say countdown switch is
less slashed to Woolworths had said hold your containers.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
We've got some collectibles of our own, although I don't
know about these ones. Good thanks.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yesterday, I actually did some groceries at one of New
Zealand's most expensive New Worlds, right, and the only thing
to keep me going was like the stickers.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
But keep going for the stickers.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I went to the vic Park one and I was like,
it was just the after the gym. I got to
do some groceries and it wasn't a massive shops. I
was like, I'll go there, I'll do that, And then
I got the stickers and I'm man, I'm working my
way up to some containers.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I've got some stickers for you, trying to sell them
to Haley and you're giving them.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Away for free?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Does your wife know you're doing this?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
She's useless. I found stickers just scattered through the boot
and I was like, stick. She's like, we don't need
that gifted me?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Stick is how so shall I repay you? Thank you?
Oh wow, seven stick.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
You're like on your way to a like tiny Yeah,
that was paying for half a sanway. That was you've
just worked at one hundred and I think it was
more than one hundred and forty dollars. But that was
just when you just popped in for a quick something.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Literally did it the other day. That's how the world
works now.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
For a quick something, I was like, I'll save money.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
We won't go out for dinner. I'll make dinner. Yes,
but while I'm there, also need.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
A new toothbrush and some deodorants.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Same and that's mo like and and then all of
a sudden, one hundred and fifty dollars is gone. And
also you could have probably gone out for dinner cheaper.
Absolutely I did that the other day. It is for
dinner for this take away homemade pizza. Well, yeah, I
never do homemade pizzas.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Oh my god, pizza takes forever to chop everything. Yeah,
and so expensive.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, New World, as you mentioned, have been doing the containers,
the collectible containers. Woolwards have announced that they are launching
Disney's Worlds of Wonder collectors cards.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, this is your nerd Alley.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I liked Marvel past one they did was the lego
adjacent because there was something you could like. The collector
cards are cool. You can let them, you put them
in the foldo and then you're like.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Call the brecks where you made. That was cool? What's it?

Speaker 5 (14:34):
I think that's the thing is like New World's got
the women right, new We're like just a U steamer
with a little drainer in it.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
We just like want it.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Right, so we'll go and spend the money for the
household trying to get these plastic containers, whereas Woolworths has gone, Okay,
you've got the women, we'll get the kids, and the
kids will be like I want.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
This one, yes, harrowing them to you don't give me
that card or whatever? Did you ever say that to
your appearances? I wish I was never born.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, I think I said I didn't. I wasn't asked,
That's right.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
So shitty. After everything they do for you, I wish
it was never born. Yeah, well they are. They're like,
ask for this, you didn't have to have me. So yeah,
there's like Marvel cards, there's Star Wars cards, there's every worlds. Yeah,
Disney's Worlds of Wonder.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Line on details though, because I'm not seeing.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
So you get one pack of three double sided cards
with every thirty dollars you spend on grocery.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And the other thing is, I don't want to collect
these at all, but there'll be people out there going, correct,
because you know.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
People collect the cards.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Some of the most rarest cards in the world get
like millions and millions of dollars.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
People just there's something in human nature. When you start
a collection, you've got to do your best to finish it,
you know what I mean. Like you might not even collection,
but once you've got.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I've got figurines, you know what I mean. Yeah, and
I were only.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Missing like three or four are we're still going We're
still doing this.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
So you apparently post Malone paid like two million dollars
to find for a rear card cards.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Have never understood drink card that you play a game
of those, right.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Because like Figurine, you're going to be playing it.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
You're not playing a game with a two million dollar card,
are you? Or do you duror seal it? Protective glass covers?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well, you can.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Buy a you can buy I think is part of
the collectibles for Woolworths. You can get one of the folders, right,
slip the cards in and collect them.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
All right, Yeah, so that's for those people that want that.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Your words have said there is a rare one, So
there are okay, there are ones that are going to
be easier to get, and there's a The rarest card
features Sleeping Beauty's Castle.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Okay, so that's not a way I want it.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
Now.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You want to get that because you know people will
pay for that online.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I get it. Man. It's smart, man, this is so
smart from them.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
It's smart.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's really smart. Yeah, it's smart. I've never wanted anything
more than I've wanted this smickknives. Yeah that that will
always be number one lost summer, you know what I mean.
Still I'm still sharp. Play play el Sie. I might

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have got something wrong here.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Choked on myself there's an article about gen Z claiming
that if you go to town wearing.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
This shoe, you old.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
But I got it backwards as to what shoe I
thought they were talking about. They're talking about the shoes
that you should be wearing and not and and I
thought it was the white sneakers. And I said, sometimes
you wear this shoe.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
But I also don't go out like I'll go out
early in the evening afternoon. You don't have to duck club,
there's no way in hell. And what a white sneaker?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
No, So white sneakers are the shoes that gin Z
is saying you should be wearing. You won't get into
the club wearing white snakes, so you.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Can now, hon, I know they've changed it all. They've
really changed it.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Gen Z is saying, if they see you in a
high heel, they can say that woman is old because
they gen Z is going like, no, we got to
the club in our sneakers, babe, It's all about comfort.
Why am I going to put myself into all this pain?

Speaker 7 (18:30):
Now?

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I don't wear high heels very often, but I did
my time when I first started clubbing, and I would
wear high heels because that's what you were told to wear,
and you guys would wear your pointed town shoes and
we were just we just got told that that's what
it was.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Elastic royals were they called royals? The town shoes a
nice elastic town shoes.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Yeah, and like for girls and the heels. Men used
to like peel them off. You'd be beerfoot by the
time you're going home.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's awful. Yeah, and gen Z has been like, how
embarrassed to be ordering your meccas and your and your
beer feet.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
So there was a yeah, I know chickum players, but
they this chick filmed a video in the clubs and
it was like all these girls wearing like white single top,
blue jeans, white sneakers, and that's the new Town outfit.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Now.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
We were skinny jeans, nice top and a pair of heels. Yeah,
so embarrassing now. And they were like, it's so oh,
we do not wear heels now. Shannon as the youngest
member of this team and the most likely to hit
the clubs.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Probably out of any of us.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Yeah, Car was like, yeah, don't have to. Yeah, do
you agree that wearing heels is like we're done.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
With that, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 8 (19:42):
And the outfit is plain top, fun pant, white sneaker's.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Fun time fun pants. Pants shouldn't be fun, should never
be fun. It should be one block.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
No unless you're a clown, and should not be fun.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
Even when I was a club promoter, this was It's true,
and I would scout girls to come in because that
was like my job. And if they had a heel on,
they aren't keeping.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
If you saw me, if you saw me at the
club door, would you let me in?

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Check?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Don't you pause? Sit at all?

Speaker 8 (20:14):
Don't even if to be fair, I probably would because
I know you would spend a lot of money on drinks.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Renowned drinker Hailey's brows at the door letter in.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
But yeah, no, it was a very clear sign, especially
if they were in a pump that was the heel
is like a pump No, No, like the classic high
heel of what you imagine like a closed toe with
like a like a Lubaton kind of.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Chat right, like closed top, super pointy but not super roundoms. Yeah,
you could almost wear them from office to town.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yeah, that was the classic. I'm a millennial trying to
live out my youth still.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
And you'd be like you're not coming in?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Wow, I don't even really wear I'm gonna wear heels.
I'm hosting the Cure's fundraiser on Friday. I don't want
to talk about my charity work.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Really thumb that charity. You couldn't literally said, I'm just
going out on Friday.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
No, because I'm hosting a charity vent for Cure Cats. Okay,
And I didn't want to bring it up. I didn't
want to. You've forced my hand here to mention that
I'm hosting a charity Friday to raise money. Yeah, and
well children.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
But I'll wear heels them, but I'll only wear them
for like that, like business EMC things. Even at a wedding.
You'll be hard pressed. Yeah. And the trendy heel now
is square toe.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yeah, square toe too flunky heel?

Speaker 7 (21:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
What was the one you were saying the other day
is back with the studs and that you used to
have Cambells free Cambell.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Maybe I'll try to dig out my big spiky diffree Cambell.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
They definitely have a time in a place they don't.
The time of the place was twenty ten, you know
that was the time and place. It's all about comfort.
I totally, I'm I'm seldom in line with Jimsey, but
I agree with them.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Comfort.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Don't be that person hooking your heels around your finger
and walk home in the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
It's not a good look.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Because it's hard to hold the nugget sauce and the
nuggets if you've also got heels.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
I used to tuck one heel under each armpits and
have the nonnies and the hats.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Play Sims fable and Hailey Silly. It is so silly, silly, silly,
that silly, silly, little.

Speaker 7 (22:31):
Silly.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Still a little poll today, Does your smart watch make
you anxious?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Or are you not? Gin z well?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
A recent study published in the Journal of the American
Heart Association found that using.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Wearables like Apple Watch, God.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Imagine George Georgia will be in with her garments, fish
finding or whatever.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
She does with her.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
You can do the fisher. I know she's in the
studio the other day. She's like, oh, this fish underneath
us right.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Now, halfway down the nine eighteenth hole. She's got a
golf course on there as well. The starting found that
people using smart watches to monitor heart conditions like a
regular heartbeat, those kind of things can actually make people
more anxious about their health.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Yeah, and I guess you like follow her and you're like,
oh my.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
God, I'm stressed. Look at my heart rate. I've got
a heart rate. And then you know people closing their rings.
You went through this warn it gets very addictive.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I know that the new Apple Watch updates eleven is
going to give you the chance to have rest days,
rest weeks, and a rest month.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Because if you've got your like exercise goal set to
like sixty minutes, finding sixty minutes of exercise on a
rest day's heart so then you fail and you're like, oh,
I don't do it.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Then you feel bad about you something that might make
you anxious. You got to have a rest day. Yeah, yeah,
I know.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
My friend was really gutted because he came back from
a mirror get lost entire day, Yeah, and lost it
and it just sits there. Your ring is just not climbing.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
What is your other option to plan?

Speaker 7 (24:08):
You do?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
What switch?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Does you set all your goals down to, like, oh,
you tun to write down stand for one hour, move
for five hours.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Five standing as minimum six hours. So your rings are
you're screwed?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
You screwed?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, well seventy six percent of people said no, my
smart watch does not make me anxious, but twenty four
percent yes.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
They all good.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Elizabeth, I turned off all my notifications except for phone calls.
Only use it for checking the time, pedometer, and sitting
time as well cooking.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Okay, so just.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Use You should just get a watch.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Even counting your steps like that can make you anxious.
You're like you get too late in the day, You're
like having to the steps. It keeps you accountable. I
like it. Accountability is what makes some people anxious. They
don't want to be accountable, Okay. They want to do
whatever I want not face any consequence of them. Yeah,

(25:03):
Shelley says, yes it does. That's why it's currently flat
in the bathroom and should not be charged anytime soon. Rebecca, smartphone, absolutely,
smart watch. Nah, it's handy. So that she's saying the
phone makes her anxious, but the watch doesn't.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
Okay, Joseph, that smug bas that is constantly telling me
it's time to get moving.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
It's like a passive aggressive relative making a comment. When
you're dishing up at family dinner. Two bread rolls, got
another one? You're having another one?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
You must be hungry. Gosh, run a marathon, have you.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Yeah, I've turned off all the phone and email features.
So really, it's an MP three player with a heart
rate monitor. Yeah, yeah, nothing.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Listen when you're mid exercising and it's like, do you
want to end your workout now?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
It looks like you've stopped.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I'm still going hard, bro, It's just on this machine
for like maybe two minutes.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Pretty says, don't have one. I prefer a watch that
can't be hacked into. Oh okay, they do look nicer.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Ah, Yeah, Kristin, I'm avoiding getting one because I felt
like it would make me anxious.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Zoe, I'm anxious without it. What if I missed something
because I didn't have my watch on?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
And Ash Nah, I.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Just take that bitch off when it starts digitally bullying me.
Kind to stand, Yeah, miss Tan, that is a.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
Little party fletch Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Okay, there is a nanny who used to nanny for
a very wealthy family in New York City. Yeah, and
she's kind of given a little like exclusive pete behind
the curtain.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I would have thought that if you nannied for a
super wealthy family, you would sign the most insane Indian
like in thea's like non disclosure agreements, correct infidentiality everything.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
But if you didn't give out the client's details, does
it count? Could you say I worked for someone who
made me do X y Z maybe without saying in
that person was this, Yeah, lady, maybe, who knows. I
don't know how it works. I've never had to sign
an India other than the.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
One you maybe signed, and I will never We signed
them all the time. Ah, we do too.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yeah, we watched you guys, didn't.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I When we watch a movie, they're like, don't tell
anyone about the movie. I know, otherwise we'll see you
from you know, I've been filming the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, dub dub dub dot pirate anyway.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
So she for she was a nanny, used to work
for New York's biggest billionaires clients. They called her rather
than a nanny, some of them called her a toddler's
personal assistant.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Her name is Stephanie. One of the mums.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
So she worked with a number of families and she
shared a few little art tidbits. One of the mums
asked if Stephanie would take drugs that would cause her
to lactake so that she could breastfeed the chart because
the mother wanted worked and wanted the baby to be breastfair,
but she wasn't into pumping, so she suggested that Stephanie,

(28:12):
this nanny do it like you can. You can induce
it and juice the milk to your breast.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Even if I didn't know you could do that.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I didn't know either. Do I have milk and me?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, it's like Edwards the hormones that turn it on. Hormones, yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
They were just Ashley stuff with your mood. Oh my god,
crazy anyway, she said, there was a hard no.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
One of them.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah, hormone mimicking drugs. So yeah, you do you make
your body think that it's pregnant.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
For your salary or would that be extra? That'd be
an extra payment because I'd do it.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I don't know if it was. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
A millionaires okay, five thousand, five thousand per million suck
like her feeding ye.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Another client of hers asked, are you comfortable running errands
in a Porsche because that's the only cars we have.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
She was like, yes, I wouldn't be the.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Porsche Cane Pepper. I mean, does she have the kids
with this still, because you can't strap a kid into
the front seat of a nine one one?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Can you?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
All those porsches? Yeah, sound like I was somewhat knowledgeable
on porsches.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
But she used to do school pickups and she'd be
standing alongside Steve Martin, Drew Barrymore and Robert denire I
picking up kids like, hey guys, and these Porsche.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
One of them.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
She's got us a number of times to be like
eyes and ears, like can you catch my husband cheating?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Like I think he's doing this?

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Wake up times were insane, so that Frederick, you know,
could wake up to a soothing environment and you can
set the tone, you know, like all the toilet trees
and stuff she had to go and buy for the
kids were like two hundred dollars nappy.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Creams and all this kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
She was like it was insanity, but she made a
bunch of money and a lot of the time was
like I'm just having fun.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, like that would be fun because a lot of
the time, some of the nannies get to go on
the holidays.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, so the parents don't even want to look after
their children on holiday. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
She worked for a germophobe wife, and so every time
that the kids came in from the outside world, they
had to be like stripped down their clothes immediately put
into the wash. You know, like all these different cautions taken.
And she got fired because she sneezed.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
So I mean it's actually one because she knees.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Yeah, but you can see, like having billions of dollars
would make you completely out of touch.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, bonkers.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Anyway, I wanted to get some calls and some messages
in about if anyone listening has worked for someone super wealthy,
maybe as a.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Nanny or like a lot of keys.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeh, because you can make you can make
money over seas and you don't need to be like
trained or yeah, I've studied any well.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
And especially if you're doing a lot of the time,
you're like accommodations paid for because you might live with them.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
In the London, for you're driving a.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Porsche and then every time they go on holiday, you're going.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, or you're having a party at their house. I
would love it.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Or maybe you know, like you were a chef, like
a private chef for us, an assistant or a cleaner,
even for like a super mega mansion.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh, you'd have some stories you okay, diosidem give us
a call now you can text through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Did you work for someone extremely rich? And what was
it like?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
We want to know if you've ever worked for or
under someone incredibly rich because a billionaires X nanny has
just shared some stories of your time as wild a
nanny for the for the extremely rich.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
If you write a whole book about it, yeah, TV.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Series, Yeah, that'll be bloody gird.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
So that's what we want to know. Have you ever
worked for someone mega rich?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Someone said, I've worked on a yacht. Oh, yes, this
is other than key. We seem to do a ye
love the yachts and I have physically cleaned up human
feces and they were feces have spout by the way,
facing the shows, the show's preferred spelling of the show
spelling the show spellings the only spelling we hear at

(32:24):
the show said, when we say it, we honor the a.
So they have cleaned it up and judging by the size,
are different.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
It wasn't.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
The children are supposed to be looking after you.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, my friend was a nanny for the extended royal family. Oh, wow, okay,
So like cousins of William and Harry. Oh, I was
very open about how they did. Like Megan Markle, I
don't think we need Nanny to tell us that. I
think everybody knows that. Apparently she was very rude to staff.

(32:57):
All right, do you know what I can see it?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Really?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
I'm not taking a stance at Mega Marco. I'm wisher
all the best, but I can see it that she
would have an air of.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Pretention. Perhaps really.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
I say that with absolutely no grounds and probably just
a woman tearing down another woman, but I feel it.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
I went for a very wealthy man who owns a
few mansions out on the coast. A group hired all
of the mansions out over New Year's. Drugs everywhere, piles
of cash everywhere.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Did they invite us to join?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Absolutely ended up finding drugs or us cleaning up.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
And I said what do we do with these? They said,
not my problem? So I guess they're yours now.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Oh oh, someone ticks in as a specialist pet for
famous New Zealand athletes.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Shall we say?

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Oh, okay, have an em a bit of a stretch
and a rum said it was absolutely pretty good.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
So we've got some nice of course, because you're stretching
and rubbing, and all athletes get the hammies.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Don't get the hammies. My wife worked for some of
the richest and most famous people in the UK. Can't
mention who, as she had to sign one of those contracts.
Oh yeah, had amazing perks doing red carpets with many
top international actors and stars.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
But really it was a nightmare. I don't recommend it.
They were very old, they'd have some stories. They have
some stories so out of touch.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
There was that there was a series called Hotel Babylon
and it was based off a book where somebody who
had worked in hotels kind of told all of the
stories they experienced in hotels. Yes, and a story, so
it wasn't the exact situation, but these situations that happened.
Then there was a book called Air Babylon, which is
the same about people. Yeah, Nanny Babylon, Nanny Babylon or

(34:48):
personal assistant Babylon.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, and they could write all of these stories.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Yes, give it a fictitious you know person that it's about,
tell all these amazing stories.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Oh my god, read that top one, but don't say
the name. I don't know who that is? Oh no,
they but just don't say the name.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
My friend was a very rich person's private nurse. Private nurse.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
He would he bought her a house to live in
and he would take them all to Las Vegas and
hand them ten thousand dollars each and say, get out
there and have some fun.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Wait, how often do you need a personal nurse?

Speaker 7 (35:21):
Like?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
And if you've get a personal nurse, should you be going.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
To Vegas a personal nurse?

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Maybe just stay at home.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
So that person? Do you know who that person is?
I've heard the name, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
A rich family they called immediate tycoon billionaire okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so a lot and his articles and articles about his
billionaire antics.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
So that would have been fun. Private nurse. I worked
for a rich family in the UK.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
They were constantly traveling, to the point where their very
young daughter started to call me mum. The real mum
didn't like that and fired me after hearing it.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well, I just got a new nanny. Even she call mom?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Doesn't that the help?

Speaker 7 (36:02):
You know?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
That's that film The Help? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
And then the daughter starts calling the nanny mom and
like wanting her.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah yeah, And she's offended by it. But that's what
happens when you know, I spend time with your kids, right, yeah, yikes.
My cousin was the nanny for someone's personal photographer. Oh yeah,
random connection, very rich person. My cousin was a nanny
for a very rich person's personal photographer. Right, random connection.

(36:32):
When she lived in the UK, the hours had to
go on holiday with them for a couple of months
to do buy to look after the kids while this
guy worked, and she said she wasn't keen to leave
your boyfriend for that long, so they paid for the
boyfriend to go as well.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Imagine that'd be so fun.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
It'd be weird, though, because you're primarily there to look
after the kids, and the kids are always going to
be around.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
You'd have money to go out and take the kids
and do things.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
And so you get him.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
So you've got a free holiday with your boyfriend and
do buy one of the funnest places in the world
with like a bunch of money. And then we're going
to do is look after some twirpy kids for a
while and.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Put them on an iPad.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Right, so you're saying, lock them in the compound and
go for the the iPad.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Yeah, I worked for a major film producer in London
and he smoked inside his office. They told me if
I took the job, I just had to accept it
that he would smoke in the workplace.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Imagine going in for me as.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
My dad worked for a very rich family as the
living nurse when I was a kid. They gave us
a house in Wanaka. Gave it helicopters with their daily.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Form of transport, very different style of living.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Wait when you say gave like for the time of service,
because if you were given a house in Wonaka a
few many years ago, yeah, you'd be stoked.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh dad kept there. Yeah, worked for.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
A crazy rich banker in London on my oe as
a nanny slash PA for personal life. Amazing people, amazing perks.
They still look after me to this day with trips
to catch up, treats and.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Gifts a rich bad I want and gift.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Play play now. I just want to remind you. Actually,
let me bring it up so we can marble at
it again.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Because the last the passport photo I had before the
current one I've got it was an emergency passport.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I'd been in tears the whole day.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
My dad was driving me around Wellington trying to just
like get it all sorted because I love to Edinburgh
the next day the next.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Day, and.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
I look like shit, to be honest, I do say
it frankly. And so when that was when it was
a five year passport. So when that tea was over
and I had to get a new passport photo, I
really took my time with it and I got a beauty.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Now we're just going to open this because I got
a little smile, Yeah, a little smies, like a little
smies smile. The mouth, the corners of the mouth up.
The makeup is light but not you know, it's but
it's not too heavy. Here is hearing.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
It's just amazing natural beauty.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
She looks like a natural beauty. It's like a natural beauty. Really.
She spent hours preparing for that photo.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
And this is the problem that a lot of women
are having as they're going too hard on the makeup
for their photo.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
There's been a rise and rejections of photos.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Yeah, and there is a trend on TikTok called hashtag
passport maker, and they recommend a number of things. A
slight cat eye eyeliner like a wang, not like an
Amy Winehouse.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, calm down, yes, slight cat.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
I brush your eyebrows upwards and bronze on your cheekbones,
making you look slanched.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
But then is that how you travel? Like on how good.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Are those skin? You know when you scan your passport? Yeah,
scans your face? Yeah, like I know how a light
does that have to be.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Photo again?

Speaker 5 (39:56):
And then my face in front of you that's older,
more tight, And when I travel, I like I do.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I don't put in a lot of effort at all,
because that's the thing now with a tenure, because the
ten year passwork's been around for five years, yeah, three
or four or five years. So you could have had
a passport when you were like.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Fifteen, Yeah, and you're mid twenties and you're now your
mid twenties, you look way different totally.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
I was, Yeah, I think my favor mine for like
four years, but I was really at my peak.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
In twenty nineteen. Yeah, I hit it.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
So the issue is so a lot of these passport
photos are getting declined at the stage of like making
the passport, you know, like the photo doesn't reach us
you're smiling or it's whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
But also people are like having.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Trouble getting onto flights because they've gone so hard in
their passport photo. Yeah, they look all dolled up and
then you whack your here in a top knot with
no makeup and you've got like a hoodie on and
your headphones on, and it doesn't make They're just going.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah. Someone was like, they almost didn't let me on
my flight. They would not believe it.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
I had to get out different forms of ida to
show them because they don't look anything like that passport.
They've worked too hard, and there they are, because a
lot of women look completely different with a beer face,
especially the light eyebrows or light features that they darken.
So you can't go too hard. I mean, you've just
got to do. I just did the Tyra Banks, Like,

(41:15):
could you go into the could you go into the
Mac store and be like, I need face. I need
a quick passport face y yeah yeah, hashtag passport face, brush, brows, chisel,
cheek bone.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah, crazy, But I just need something that's actually.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
A really good idea, that's actually a really good idea
that'll be good for the Mac Counter's way.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
You're laughing looking at.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
The on the New Zealand passport photos like they have
a big page of what is acceptable, the examples, and
one of them is being an original photo not changed
by photo editing software. And somebody's like giving themselves like
emoji eyes.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Filter, like a cartoon comic filter.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Fill up your lips a little bit.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Nobody has done that, have made the jaw come, maybe
whacked it through a snapchat, put on a bit of
smurthing film. There's so many examples of like just people
like at the beach taking a selfie and then uploading
it for a past.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
That cannot work, dumb, Just go to a chemist or something.
Oh my god, the amount of people sharing tiktoks of
like I got humbled in Taiwan. I got humbled here
because they're just looking at that glorious passport photo and
being like that, ain't you your trash bag?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Look at you.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Take some pride in your appearance. For God's sake, what
do they scrape you out of the gutter this morning?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Get real play.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
And Hayley on other season five of Taskmaster in New Zealand,
and it's on TV too tonight at seven point thirty
p m. So many times, Chancelot, everybody's too busy. The Taskmaster,
Jeremy Wilson Studio. Hello, what good morning, Good morning to you, sir.
How is it, Jeremy really good?

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Nud nervous?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Would you say, are we scraping the barrel this season?
Cheap as fletch? How do you know?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
And take that back, because I did go to a
taping and should I laughed?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
This show is brilliant.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Funny you say that because a lot of the people,
a lot of the crew who have been working on
the show now for five seasons, thought that this was
the best cast so far.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Because there some like incredible cast and every year I've
watched going, as has every comedian in New Zealand, being like,
when's it gonna be my two? And I want to
do it?

Speaker 5 (43:39):
And then you start thinking, like all the comedians it
hadn't been night woul brainstorm be like, well surely it's
us right who's left?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Okay, So you've got the male role, You've got the
younger We also established I'm older woman this season.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yes, yes, older woman, older woman, and we've loard same
age as Abbie Hawse who is playing younger woman.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I know you know, Jeremy, this.

Speaker 6 (44:04):
Is a yeah, Hailey, And and then I said Abby House,
how old do you think I am? And Abby House
thought I was younger yet, which was insane, and she's crazy.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I would have judged you differently. How have I known this?
This information is.

Speaker 9 (44:20):
New to me.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I've got a beauty appointment after this and everything sucked, ducked.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
This is the first season a task Master with the
old girl and the young girl have being the same age,
stop all of you.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
I was like this though, because every year it was
like Bradley, Okay, so that's young girl, and then like
could her You'd be like, oh, she's sort of young
girl and brown tick that.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
And then I was like, God, it's moving on.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
These seasons are moving on and I'm not getting in
when am I'm going to have to wait till I'm old.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
It is very carefully cast. I don't know if they
go old girl, young girl. I'm not sure whether it's
like that.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
No, but there's like you could you wouldn't have a
very similar comedian.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
No, you have to have very different people.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
I mean, and for any drama to work, for any
reality TV to work, there's a theory that's been bandied
about for years which has mad, glad, sad and bad.
So you always have to have otherwise it doesn't work.
If you just have lots of really happy people who
love each other, nobody's going to watch that. There's no Jeopardy.

(45:22):
It's just like, so someone always has to play a
particular role. Yes, And I think that always works with
the taskmaster thing as well, we have total is that
someone's got to be a little bit crazy. Someone's got
to be really really focused on winning and competitive.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Someone try to competitive competitives. Someone has to have never
watched the program before and doesn't even know what the
hell's going on with it with each task.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
It was so funny to watch it back because in
the moment you are so just thrown into it, like
we're given nothing, absolutely nothing. You walk out and then
the task is given to you, and sometimes you would
leave thinking of nailed it, and then watching it back
in studio.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I was like what was that?

Speaker 5 (46:08):
And then other times you thought you're done terribly and
then you kind of watch back you're like, oh, it wasn't
as bad.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
It messes with you, Jeremy. Yes.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
And the interesting thing is that so all the contestants
that come on it, five comedians that come on it,
they're not allowed to talk to each other about the
tasks okay, during filming, after filming, or and then when
they come to do the when we come to record
the studio stuff, they don't know the tasks that we're
going to show that night or in that episode. So

(46:36):
for comedians, and a lot of comedians who go into
things prepared with gags, with routines and all that sort
of stuff, there's a lot of trust that goes into this.
So you're here in the studio and you're not sure
how things are going to go. And from my perspective,
it's really interesting because I get to sit in the
task mat cheer and I know the clips. I know
exactly what's going to happen. Yeah, and then I get

(46:57):
to watch five comedians watch themselves and unfolding in their
heads to them going through that change that you're talking about,
Haley Witch is from I think I did quite well
in this to realizing that they are the one that
had the shitter.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah my clip yet yes, or they've been completely stitched up,
which was one of the episodes I was at the
filming goal was brilliantly Oh I.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Know I won't spoiling.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Him, no, no, no, but there's one episode as well,
in which Ben Hurley genuinely I think got quite mad.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Because that's when you said the mad bad say Glad.
I was like in early bat Or mad.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Mad Man, he was very annoyed, angry. He's an angry boy.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, it's the fifth season. And does it blow you
away how popular the show is around the world, Because
I mentioned before, I was in Chicago last year and yeah,
the girl at the restaurant was like, are you from
New Zealand?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Oh my god, I loved task Master New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
People in the UK love the New Zealand one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Well, I had a weird experience where I went to
Canada a couple of years ago and I just checked
in and I was going on to domestic flow from
an international fight from New Zealand and the woman said,
are you the task Master from New Zealand?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I said, and they said oh.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
I said do you are you in New Zealander And
she said no, no, they have it here in Canada.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
And I was like, oh, well, that's really really weird.
I was not expecting that at all.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
And I was filming one day and like a person
was traveling around New Zealand. I can't mean what country
they were from, but they like hunted out the task
Master house and they knew where it was.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Maria, I got to say that the uber Taskmaster fans
are the weirdest people in the world. They are more
likely to be I mean, not that, not that people
on the spectrum are weird, but they are definitely more
likely to be on the spectrum than any other television
show fan. So much so that last year I got
sent a whole lot of Taskmaster fan fiction about all

(48:51):
the contestants of one particular season. And this young girl
has written sexual sex about the task the Taskmaster.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
In your most disgusting way. Yeah possible.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I think I think you've actually excited.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Ignited something, because I was very disappointed to learn there
is no fan fiction about me currently.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Oh there will be after tonight, after that. I can't wait.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm really I'm like both excited and
mortified for people to watch it, because it's truly so revealing.
You reveal so much of yourself and these tasks because
you can't be prepared and sometimes you lose your mind
and sometimes the one thing I said was don't be
too competitive, don't take.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
It too seriously, Like just be cool. Just be a
cool girl. Be a cool girl. What happened too? Seriously,
I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Well, you can watch it tonight. It starts seven thirty yep.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
TV two will be available at TV and Z Plus
as well straight afterwards.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Good luck, talk it to everyone involved. Thank you to
am thanks for.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
Having me play fledged Vorn and Hale.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Now, on a good day at this workplace, sometimes we
a little email. We have a little email saying a
package is right for your reception, and sometimes.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
It's something we've ordered. Sometimes it's a little tree.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Well, it will never be something we have ordered because
workplace couriers are only for work things.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Okay, I believe part of the receptions job description is
managing my personal shopper.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
It's definitely not.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I believe I was just out there.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
And good morning, good morning jackieucial part I apologize.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Now.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Anyway, yesterday you received a package completely work related at
the workplace.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
And my work shorts okay, sort of a uniform of sorts.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, but people don't know that we actually wear a
uniform while we're on here.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
It just means it helps us to feel united. But
I saw you sort of opening this and I was like, oh,
what are these You're like, I got some short thoughts
and you're really excited about them. And I just saw
them and I was like, nice shorts, man.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Thank you, great shorts, great shorts.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
But that's after that is when you admitted, yeah, I
like them so much so that I've bought more peers
And I was like, how many peers do you have?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Now I've got four peers exact same amazing shorts.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Boy boy shop, How why do you need so many
of the same things?

Speaker 3 (51:24):
They might stop making them?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
And then I went to It's I said yesterday, He's like,
you stop making them.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, then I'll be without these amazing pants. But I
believe you will find other pants.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
No, these pants were so these pants I got there.
I just found them in the Nike shop at the
start of the year. And they're kind of like I think,
you know how a Nike do. They've got an A
CG brand or whatever. It's like outdoors it's more adventure brand.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Like I know that Nike the sky workings of the
Nike brand. No, I just it's like one of their brands.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
And anyway, these shorts are like they're kind of like
outdoor shorts, but They're like, you could wear them to
the gym, you could wear them high king, you could
wear them just in summer belt. Yeah, and they've got
zips on the pocket, so when you travel they're amazing
because you can zip zip them up and they're lights.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
You could swim in them as well. That they are
the most amazing shorts the own. I'm sure they are amazing.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
And then now you've owned four, swam them over summer,
and when I was away, you're saying, the most amazing
shorts you ever?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Have you ever owned shorts?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Would I would loan you a pair of these for
a day just to wear. Yeah, obviously with the same
size of the waist, but maybe a couple of years
ago you would.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
You would love these shorts.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Look they I'm not saying the shorts aren't good shorts.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Like two for thirty dollars at Helenstein's because well, so
when I went to because the day I was like,
when I washed them, I was like, man, I love
these shorts, and they just had a little moment and
I was like, I can.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Hear a moment a few shorts.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
He said he's never anyone And I said, I I
don't ever want you to leave Me shorts and has
a bar of shots.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
And then I googled these shorts.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I was like, I don't even know if they still
make them, because when I got these, it was like
Febrary yeah right. And then years ago this place had
them like sixty percent off because it's one they get there,
and so.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
I was like, well, I must get too.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
I don't know if I own the only thing I
own twice because I like variants in the wardrobe. The
only thing I owned twice is up here of pants,
and I own them in a large and immediate because
I'm a fluctuator and they are a great pants no
matter what size.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
I want to buy these jeans again. I like these jeans.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
They are good. I love these jeans. I love these jeans.
But hang on, did you buy those shoes again?

Speaker 3 (53:53):
I did buy those shoes because that great shoes.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
This makes perfect sense. Yeah, you find something you're like,
you buy heaps of it.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I'm not going to buy something.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
I don't like these glasses. I want to buy four
more pairs of these so that we need to get
to loosen.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
I like to know that you should get ones without
the serrated frames.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah, you get somewhere. It looks like a fishing knife.
Get some wire ones different ones you've given up when
you will get wire from.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
People are like, we need the name and the model
of the shorts. Tell us the shorts great shorts.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
And then then old uncle Scrowge is going to be added.
For how much you're getting on shorts? Know these they
were on special. They were like sixty to fifty sixty
dollars pair of shorts. They get a pair of pants
and way more materials.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
How much shorts cost born, I won't even mention how
much pants? God for a woman? Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Okay, so they're called Nike ACG Men's Hiking Shorts.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
ACG Men's Hiking Shorts. Ye see the shorts.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yeah, they're really they're great shorts.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
That's all nice.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Like he's wearing those of pulled up so he looks
like a bus driver from that.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
No, it's nice, but they it's they do have a belt. Yeah,
they've got a belt in them. And oh my god,
they just for me. It's great for traveling too, and something.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
The guy with wopping mortgage and families definitely think about, Man,
what are my ex traveling? I better buy some shorts
you money to get ready for travel. You just stick
to your polear fleee track pants and your ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
You know what we scoff but that polar fleece. Hivers,
polar fleece.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
We Oh yeah, I've wanted every day and I'm thinking
some pants might go right up.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Metic pans.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Well, I'm looking forward to seeing you in these shorts
when the time comes.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
They're great.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Obviously not today. Two would have been enough. I think
two would.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Now I've got four, all in the same color. Yeah,
anything else, it goes everything.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Change it up, play.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Play.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
The chick tennis players called Katarina Skov and Thomas March.
They are the mixed doubles gold medal winners at the Apex,
meaning a boy and a girl on the same team.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Now they won gold.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
And obviously after that a lot of press and people
saw them like kiss on the podium, and they previously
have been a couple, but it was revealed that actually
a number of days, just before winning gold at the Olympics,
they separate it.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Like right before the Olympics. Yeah, what didn't you be like,
we've just got to get through it.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
After the Olympics, Yeah, like we're playing together I know.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
I think maybe they've been together, like four years together.
To her, yeah, why do you keep white? Okay?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
And the whole little break between sets. Yeah, she's like,
why do you keep hitting it to the girl? You
like her noises she's making. Yeah, when she hits the ball,
you exactly.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Well, I don't know why. I mean, isn't that crazy though?
That I would be the same.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
I'd be like, can we can we park this and
focus on the tennis?

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Yeah, we're gonna win a medal.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Well they did regardless, so and they're not making a
huge comment about it. They're just like, oh, this is
all private, like we just won gold. Leave us alone.
But I just can't imagine being able to park your
emotions to the side.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Now.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
I remember maybe we've talked about this on here before,
people that have like separated at terrible times, so they
just like do the thing that was important carry on, Like, well, listen,
we're separating, but we've got my sister's wedding, so you
have to come otherwise it's going to cause a scene,
and I don't want to make it about me, so
just come to the wedding.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
We haven't told the family we've broken up, ye, yeah exactly. Yeah, like,
well you already got a trip booked, so we're just
gonna have to go.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
That's like people that go on holidays because they've spent
all this money and they break up just before and
they're like, well, I guess we're going on holiday.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Would you do your daily activities with them still? Or
would you just like follow the itinerary but be like, well,
have a good day.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Well, if you could afford different accommodation, you might get
your own place.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah, but then if you can't.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
We're traveling around to the same place as over the
same amount of time, and you're just running into them
at like the tower. That's nice. Ay, yeah, it's real nice. Well,
I have a good afternoon. I've got that booking at
their restaurant tonight. Okay, do you mind if I take
someone else? No, that's fine, I'll find somewhere else to go.
I mean it will be so well, this is what

(58:12):
I want to know, Like, did you have to do
something after you've broken up with your ex? Follow through
on something or still attend something, goes somewhere, keep up appearances,
keep up appearances, or like maybe like this couple you
had a you were part of a greater goal.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Yeah, plays Flavor and Haley.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
You want to know what you still had to do
with your ex after you've broken up? Because the I
wonder why I'm strung to say their full title, the
mixed doubles gold medal winning Olympic champions.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Yeah, from the tennis They were together.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
When gather broke up days before they arrived at the Olympics,
and followed through to the point that they won gold.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Do you think that's what made them win gold? Like?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Were they Do you think they were in contention to
start with?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Okay? Yeah? So like fuelled, Yeah, to get you back
for being such an asshole. When it's a gold medal,
I'm gonna win it too good, see you out there. So, yeah,
what did you have to do with your ex after
you'd broken up? I booked a cruise. That's a cabin,

(59:18):
isn't it?

Speaker 6 (59:19):
And then when I booked cruise with an ex like
an idiot, ended up getting back together, only to break
up again eight months later when I moved overseas.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Because you'd share if you've got a holiday, I'm the man.
We've already done it.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
Earlier this year, my ex came to with me to
my proper's funeral to keep up appearances for the family
just days after we broke up.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Yeah, you don't want to be like, where's Greg? Oh
yeah Italian Later. Only thing that's died this week lie
relationship with Grig Greg.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
The exact scenario happened to me.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Found my partners of partner of seven years had cheated
on me, had to go to a wedding with our
closest friends the next week.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
But that's not I'm sorry, but that's not the exact
same scenario.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
As winning an Olympic gold medal. Maybe it was I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Hang on because they might have at the end one line.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I hadn't told anyone and didn't tell anyone until five
months later when we won an Olympic gold medal for
Max doubles tennis.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Brilliant. See you were going to cut this listener off
too early. But they went and won the gold medal,
didn't they? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I still had to attend parent teacher interviews with my
ex for our kid Dred every year and it's only
fifteen minutes long.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Oh ye're true. I mean parenting that I still have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
To raise my child with my ex.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
What's over that? What is that with that? What is
that with that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Not?

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
Maybe my friend had an overseas holiday booked with the
X and she went anyway, but changed her seats on
the flight. Turned out he'd added his new girlfriend onto
the ticket. They kept rumbling into each other all over
America since they had the same flights to each destination.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
No no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
In the wound, Oh my god, someone else did a
cruise that we booked a year in advance. Very claustrophobic
to be stuck in a windowless cabin with your ex
windowless cabin. But they were in the interior. Yeah right, rooms?

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Oh yuck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
No, my friend found out who long term partner was
cheating on her. They still went to Barley with a
group of friends afterwards, shared a room and everything. If
it's a group of friends, I guess you can kind
of distance yourself. Your time husband of ten years came
out as gay. I told me he was leaving just
before Christmas, so I had to go through three weeks
of happy family things and many family events, including two

(01:01:32):
big family Christmas Days, because the family and our three
kids didn't know. I only got through that with the
help of my GP. Because it was a ship show.
Did you or you're in the GP get a little pillar.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I'm saying, Lorez your prems. Wow Christmas, that would just
be the worst time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
But I mean, I'm happy for your husband that he
realized who he is. But God, that's gotta be a rough,
tough time to go through.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
My friend had a surprise birthday dinner throwne by his
parents and his friends, and what they thought was a
still girlfriend was invited, but they'd broken up three days before.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
It was an awkward one. Come on, Sarah, come up
here with the family. No, no, no, it's all good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Mark.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Yeah, I had to do a bachelor's degree together.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
They must have just met and rolled together.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Yeah, maybe they.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Met for a year and or it could be like
a small thing like drama school or something where you're
just the one class the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Friend of mine, friend of man found out how partner
was cheating on in the day before they went on
a big European trip where they were.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Going to be staying with his family. Oh my god,
where are you going?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I had to specifically request that my eggs wasn't the
DJ for our wedding, or did you hire his company? Well,
they must have hired the year must have maybe this
guy does that venue or something.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
J oh my gosh, and that s night me and stuff.
I don't think I've ever had to be around my
exes too much. I don't have any exes.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
Yeh Hailey, when you just said, come on Sarah, that
was her name too, totally, I feelings your friend's name.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Wow, easy, easy, peasy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
People are pushing on through with your eggs. You can
do it. Nineteen What we used to date? Should we
just ear it out?

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Me and Fletch used to date a little bit. It
didn't work out when I first started working here. I
don't think that has got crazy. One night they didn't
work out, and now we're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
We'll just truck on. It's not awkward over nah, not
at all. It's fine. We just carry on as friends.
It's like it didn't even have it because it didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Jesus really taking offense in the foot of.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Waste from your So it was a special time, it
just wasn't meant to.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
Be play Flitch, Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Fact of the Day, Day Day Day day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Yeah did di de yeah Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
Today's fact the Day is about American swimmer Kadie Lideki.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Have you heard of her?

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Yes, Lideki just won. She want to fly like a
country mile.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
And she's the she eight hundred meters freestyle free style.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Yes, yes, yes, you know how usual with the swimming.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
It's like there's that line and it goes like boo,
and you're like which country came first?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
And it was like boop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Yeah, it was like wait, wait, So she is at
her fourth Olympic Games. She has just won her ninth
gold medal and her fourteenth medal overall, meaning that she
is tied for the most successful female athlete going by medals. Yeah,
with Larissa Latynina, the Soviet gymnast who won nine golds

(01:04:52):
in the fifties and sixties. It was a Ford rolling
her yeah yeah pants around seeing the comparison of gymnastics,
like the black and white coverage of gymnastics in like
the sixties versus what it is now.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Like spins on the floor and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
And then some mom barbs like and then it's also
like my parents buying a house in nineteen seventy eight,
me trying to buy a house and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
The memes have been good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Yeah, top.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Top tier, top memes. Well, here's the fact about Katie Ladecci.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
She actually holds the top eighteen times and the eight
hundred meter freestyle swimming for women.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Oh why would you bother the bes?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
No eighteen times in history belonged to one woman.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Wow. So that's why no one's coming even close to her. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Wow, So she was for this This year. In February,
she was beaten for the first time in the eight
hundred since twenty ten. She was beaten by a Canadian
swimmer for some reason, didn't swim the eight hundred at
the summer. Macintosh didn't swim the eight hundred. Maybe her
arms fell off or maybe it would be a real shame.
So she's got that, She's got the eighteenth fastest time

(01:06:00):
in history. But of the top twenty five times, Leadecki
has twenty four of them, w one ten times, nineteen
of the top twenty times. As that Macintosh comes into
eighteenth and twenty four of the top twenty five times.
When it comes to the eight hundred meters spreaking, that's
where she lost that one range. She was like, I

(01:06:21):
want to even bother. I'm going to win that go
on and then she's like, oh my god, that Canadian. Yeah, okay,
my next time, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Why is she so fast?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
She's just found her event. Yeah, she and she just
nails it. Eight hundred meters is the perfect distance for her.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
It's late that time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Do you remember when I had that arcade machine at
work and I just really concentrated on Donkey Kong, really
nailed in and I had all top ten schools on
Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong was at the Olympics. You have
found your sports. So what's what's her record time for
doing eight hundred meters eight minutes, four seconds and of

(01:06:58):
a second.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Yeah, wow, okay, so that's quite Yeah, that's a long swim.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
So she seems to have peaked in twenty sixteen. I
heard two top times around twenty sixteen. This guy that
can did you hear that? Yeah, she's peaked.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
She's basically over the hill.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
She's last year.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Last year she got her third best time.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Twenty eighteen was her fourth best, twenty fifteen was her
fifth best.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
When I swim like a kilometer, it will take me
like seventeen and a bit minutes or sixteen maybe if
I'm going real fast. Sixteen forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
She's basically harsh. She's like she's double your machine. Yeah,
and to keep going.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
That's a long swim, not like the little springy swim,
so it's like duf.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
She's just going and going and going. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Eight hundred meters worth of absolutely sane stroking forward.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
She done? Is she going to? She thinks? I think,
well four more years?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Hold on, I did see how old she was here,
and she's definitely like I'm slowing down.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Yeah, she's sort of like women.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
She she she.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Sais washed her? Did you say wash stump? He did?
I didn't say washed up. I wouldn't she got cancers
at what you're worried about. I wouldn't do when she's
gonna have kids.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Oh, she is hoping to.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
Compete in twenty twenty eight now if her body allows
her to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Where are they in LA the next game? Yes, Los
Angeles in nineteen twenty eight, that's correct, well, nineteen twenty eight, No,
twenty twenty eight, twenty nineteen eight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
No are you're only one hundred years old.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
We're only six months away from the Vinning time travel.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
The next November games will be in Los Angeles and
nineteen twenty twenty twenty eight and ila are.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
The next even just saying twenty twenty eight, it's a
wild like next year's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Yuck, yuck, yeah, yuck.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
That's not good man, what a machine name?

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Yeah, So today's fact to the day is American swimmer
Kate Katie Ladicki holds the top seventeen times in the
Woman's eight hundred swim.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Fat of the Day, Day day day day.

Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Do do Di Di do dude, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Play flits play Now, over the school holidays, I'll give
you the backstory. I'll give you the is that what
is the one at the front, not the apple front story,
the prologue, prologue. Okay, So over the school holidays, I
was just like getting real sick of the kids sitting
inside on screens not doing much fair enough.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
So I see it, get on your bikes, are going
for a bike? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Story today it's on the front age of the Herald
that screens that the kids are spending so much time
on screens. It's limiting, it's mimicking h ADHD symptoms symptoms.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Yeah, spending too much.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
Some of the screens are displaying behaviors that make ADHD
says educational psychologist.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
Yeah, yeah, because they're just brains are not getting stimulated enough.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
So then they're like they're watching trash on there. Yeah.
I drag them out. I said, get your bikes, we're going.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
You're going for a bike, right, I'm gonna run And
then and he's like, I'm too big for my bike,
and yeah, well they don't stop growing, these bloody kids.
And when you buy them a bike for this sixth birthday,
apparently when that twelve, it's yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
It's not them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
It's like when you when.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Your mum used to take you out to buy clothes
and shoes, and did she always buy them as science
too absolutely and cheap.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
She was like, why am I going to I'm not
pluaying nice clothes, burn through them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
So August then here it at Andy's bike and I
made Andy ride my Chopper bike two thousand and four Chopper.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
So off we went and that was fun.

Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
And on the way back, I said, Andy, we need
to get you another bike, but there's no way we're
dropping that sort of money on another new bike.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
What do we talk them?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
It doesn't That last one was like four hundred dollars
for a CAD for a cad. This is why don't
have them? Aye, Yeah, totally it was. It's a good
celebrate for like cocktails.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
Like cocktails, dinners, trips away, absolutely good fun stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Totally some we ap preaching wire. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
So this bike, I'm like, we need to get you
a new bike, but we're not spending a whole lot
of money. So I had a little bit of a
look on marketplace and nothing really tookle my fancy. We're
driving home from the city and I said, I know
where I always see bikes, the dump, the zero waste.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Store and store, and I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
So, you know, sometimes I'm just calling him because I'm
feeling a little bit glumming on the way home from
We're got calling and see what's the sale of the dump.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Little dopamine dump trick trip.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Feeling full of joy after working with I've exhausted everything, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
Social And we were looking around and I said, we
had a look, and I was like, I know, there's nothing,
there's nothing really suitable here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
And then she said, oh, what's that over there there?

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
It was dump bike.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Just sorry to interrupt, may I I don't care. Was
she open to the idea of going to the dump
to look for a bit she was.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
I would have been like I do.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Same against it, but not fully for it. Okay, was like,
I'm not just going to get a bike for the
sake again and bike from me. But then she saw
this one. She's actually quite like that, that's not bad bike.
And it was that GT brand. Give her that brand,
Shimano gain Shamao Giars, we remember Brahmano. And she said,

(01:12:03):
I don't like the color. And I said, you name
the color. We'll painted any color you want. Running math
total bike forty dollars okay. The breaks of the great
The junk shop at the tip soals yeah, ok a year.
I'm not in amongst the diggers being like something pulling
out some hypodermic nails.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Yeah, nippy nappy. So it's a well set up shop.
The place it's cool, rules, good fun.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
The lady that it's always wearing sunglasses, she rules, she's
my absolute face should be we should be doing this
more upside one hand fixing thing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
So forty dollars to the bike. It needs a new
back tire and tube. Those were I got a combo
at the warehouse for twenty dollars. Okay, So now we're
running sixty dollars and he wants it painted pink, so
I buy a primer. I had some paint stripper, a primer,
and a pink can that came to a total of.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Like thirty dollars, okay, ninety.

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
Yeah, and then I needed a new cable for the
bike and I got those yesterday and they were like
thirty dollars dollars, So there was.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
A lot of time spent. We stripped the paint.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
If I took everything off, it's free. It's an experience
that started off as we we supposed to be doing
it together. But she keep going like I'm just gonna
go inside and get a drink, and then half an
hour later I'd be like, that little shit never came back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
And she's on the iPad.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Yeah, she's run it back on the string somewhere that
I painted, and I showed her how to like paint.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I don't really know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
I googled and youtubeed everything and like learned and then
get in the chain back on was a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Why does a chain go through a frame?

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
It never used to on my BMX and always sat
outside the frame, So chains go through the frame.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
You trust your YouTube tatorials and your own instincts and
then you know, like handiness for things like brakes on
your daughter's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Bart yeah, Hayley.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
So then new cables went on.

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
Had to teach myself how to move the deli French yeap.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Gears back one piece of cake the front one. If
you ever had to adjust your that's annoying. Yeah, screws. Yeah,
it's frustrating. So after lots of troll and error, that worked.
So yesterday the last thing to put on was the brakes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Did the gears? Did the brakes? Bell? Got a basket?
There's no bell or basket?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Yeah, I get it done.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Clicker is in the wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Holly should have done it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Yeah. Seen a photo to the boys, they're all that
looking good? Dude, there's the boys.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
You've done.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Seen a photo to you guys, You're like, ye do
pretty well. You actually said something horrible about the color.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
I won't hear that here. I don't know about the parent.
Was the impressed about the parents in person?

Speaker 9 (01:14:44):
Yes to that, it was like, look at this bloody
chop you've done with the paint or fantastic you just.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Said that with a can mate, you just gonna with
the can? Good finish there said there. When it was finished,
I was like, it's done.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
I rode it around from the garage in front of
the lounge window and I was waving, and Andy stood
up and looked and was like nodded and then sat
back down. And then Shad came to the door and
opened it and shook her head and I was like, Andy,
come out of riding your bike. Shadows like no, it's
tou bloody cold. She's not coming out side, and they
shut the russ morning Morne. So I was like, well,

(01:15:17):
I'm going for a bike ride.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
So I rode.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
I rode down the hill outside our place and up
the other hill, because you've got a test if it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
On hells up and down. And then how the shamana
gives the shamano.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Guess what flooring, mate, you should sell it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
If she doesn't sell it smooth and didn't make a sound,
you can make two hundred dollars and there's your money.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
And then you can spend it on whatever you want.
It's my money, because it's not this stinking money.

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
No one gave a ship, No one done that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
I would have been like, heck, yeah, bike you I
made you say ye, anybody still would have smacked me
for sneaking off when I said I was just gonna
go get a drinking.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
Well, I think we think you're gonna think a phenomenal job. Wait,
and do you know what, we really doubted it when
you said you forty dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Shut the doubt in me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
I it goes to the tune of grease lightning. Here
comes indire riding on a cool dump bike.

Speaker 9 (01:16:09):
Go dump bike, Go dump bike. It was blue and
now it's Bobby Pink go dump bike. God, dumb fast
dump bike. It's got breaks, don't ears.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Dumb dump dump bike. We're really proud of.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
No one cared.

Speaker 9 (01:16:26):
We here were fathers areround here thanklessly.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
This is what he said in the group chairs mothers
have had I'm sick. Where's mom? Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
It ruled my body.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Mom. I first lam dads are just like boot your bike.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
So how long is this gonna last for you? In
terms of like getting over it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
You're getting over it? Like how many times you're gonna
need to see her on the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Bike multiple times?

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Every time I see the bike just sitting in the garage,
I'll always be like that was the waste you probably
have a border bake for one hundred and twenty how.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Much bikes cost?

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
Woman, Wow, we think you've done such a great job
on behalf of us analysis and we've got a round
of applause behind you. Just want to say well done
Born on your dump bike renovation.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
You've done a great job. Great job, Thank you, We're
proud of you. To my real family, then you're welcome
the ones who will be right you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
I've actually got twenty dollars in my wallet. Would you
like to buy it? I would? That's girsh look at that,
because you're doing so nice.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
He does, He's got a twenty dollar note.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Look, I'm just trying to be real with you, you know,
I'm just trying to be real relatable. You know, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Too proud to say I've got some pimples on my Now.
This happened when I came back from overseas, and I
don't know why what happened, but I just like caught
in the mirror, was like, is it what you're doing there?

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Do you think it was?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
You know, in summer you get so sweaty and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Maybe you're like wrong, undies sweaty Europe summer, or three
summers in a row, because I've hadded a third summer
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Yeah, thank you from the women. Thank you. Do you
know what? I think it could be sitting on that
plane for a whole day. It could be because it
was long flights, long flights, your little butt pimple maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Pimples anyway, So I saw it was like, we've got
to be dealing with that, and I did my research
about you know, things to do. We're talking your cotton
bamboo undies. Don't sit in your sweaty gym gear. I'm
bad for that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
After the gym and I were like leggings, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Get out of it. You got to let that skin breathe.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
Anyway, so I did my research, and you know, then
I had the debacle of they bought all this sort
of butt treatment stuff and the that got sent to
the wrong place and I had to get it back
and it arrived. And then yesterday I thought today is
the day. So I went to the gymmy today. I
had a shower and then I put on my first
butt mask.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
And it's like, so it's like a face mask. Yeah,
kind of, this was like a clay stick. I've used
clay face.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Masks before, but it was like a stick, like a
deodorant stick like that, and then you take the cap
off and you wind it up and it's this big
clay stick.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
And then I was like, do you have to wet?

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
You dry?

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
You dry and dry.

Speaker 6 (01:19:32):
So the stick it south has a sort of a
wet balmy barmiy mixture to.

Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
It, but dry clay, think clay. It's like it was
quite tough. And then I was like, a right, how do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
I do that? Sticking your sticking it on your butt.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
Looking straight on the butt. And then I all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
To the hole, to the pinch where I wor to
the cliff where the weather cheek mats cheek, which.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Cheek kisses cheek? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't you look
your cheeks not touch. I've got a peachy toush touch.
I was just like wondering where you would stop? Yeah
I did, Look, I didn't you didn't like? Okay, it
was my first foray.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
But do you know what, My mirror in my bathroom
is too high and at the moment we've got no
other mirror.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Literally, the worst thing we ever had to.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Do was I turned on my camera on my phone,
and I had to like stand before.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
God, please tell me you hadn't open up Instagram camera.
So I went live.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
I went imagine, and I had to like get this
doo stick and like get it right into the thing.
I got a big butt, so we had to really
get the whole area and like right down to the
bottom of the cheek anyway. So I did that, and
then for some reason I recorded it. I don't know why,
Like I didn't just use the camera live. I recorded
it and then that's been promptly deleted.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Did you delete from deleted? I don't know. In the
class cloud.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Oh god, no, we will deal with that later. And
then yeah, I just sort of like came out of
the bathroom. You gotta leave it off like fifteen twenty minutes,
and I was like what do I do? And I
didn't want to get anything on the thing, so I
just sort of lay on the floor with the butt out,
and I thought, oh, you know, people had listened to
this process in a text and when I first said
that I was going to deal with this butt and

(01:21:26):
they were interested. So I seen a little cheeky photo
and you could see just the edge of the button
mask on my butt, on my tush and I put
it up to Instagram, and then so many people didn't
know what I was doing, and so many messages being like,
oh my god, is this like affirming thing or an
anti cellulate thing or is it a lifting thing or that?
Oh my gosh, And I was like and I had
to reply to everyone. I'm getting better at replying by

(01:21:47):
the way. People have noticed have been commenting, oh wow, yeah, like,
thank you for replying.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
I feel chosen.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Good work.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Yeah, treat to me and keep him king. And I
had to reply to like so many anonymous strangers like
nine god, bobis no pimples my butt? So that was
kind of more. How muchould have stick to yours? I
don't know, not much.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
Yeah, I'll go again. I'm gonna I'm gonna make this
a process. I'm gonna hang Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
I mean, surely they just go away by themselves, right, Well,
I don't know. Okay, Well, maybe get out of your
stanky gym gear.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
I got a wash, like a specific body acne wash,
and I scrubbed it afterwards, and then I put on
a little creep.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
We're good, We're going to deal with I'm really going
to get rid of these.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Pre summer sixy stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
It's do you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
I've never been more attractive in my life, and I
can't believe people can even stand to be around me.
I'm so hot and sexually attractive to everyone. I mean,
you guys must be struggling right now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
We should leave off. Let's just cool off everyone, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
If you had to rate review or marry Fletch, Vaughn
or Hayley, what one would it be?

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
Okay, I would marry Haley. I would have six way
which one?

Speaker 8 (01:23:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
No, no, no, it's only rate review marry Okay, no comment.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Six with the podcast and they wouldn't give us a
sixty little review though, z

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
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