Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 8th August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fletsbawne and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing it but cafe the perfect start
to every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletchfawne
and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's two minutes.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Past six, all accounted for. Did consider it this morning?
Oh guys, I'm not feeling that well.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, you're a late night last night filming seven days
it's on three tonight.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
That is on tonight and apparently if two task Master
was on last night, it was the family is Loving Taskmaster.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, good vibes. Yeah, something for everyone that last night.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
What episode did you go to? The filming off eight eighty?
How many? Yeah? Last night you inter eight eight episode eight.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, Ben Hurly throw a tennis ball and achieved one
of the most amazing things.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh yeah really yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You're like when it happened, everyone in my house was
just like wow, like one of those moments.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Of talib that's so rare. Yeah, so good.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Literally Loving Taskmasters series five five.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, it's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And then that went into Taskmaster Australia and then that
went into task Master the UK.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
So it was a big task Master night last night.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Now, five minutes ago Hailey passed your piece of paper
and said, right down your feelings.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
And she might have been just joking around a whim, but.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
You know I've been journaling. How long have you been
journaling for? Well, I know why you're upset.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I've been journaling for coming up two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I asked her.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I said, how much are you and I in a journal?
Because you know, obviously you're a big part of my life,
you're a big part of your life. Nothing nothing, because
I have no I have no.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Immensely positive or immensely negative feelings about you, or.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You just have medium nothing feeling medium like a medium. Yeah,
there's been mediocre considering the thoughts going to this journal.
That's where you guys want to be. Okay, that's always
happy to be. That's a huge problem to me. It's
always happen to be average. Okay, So Wall you're only journaling.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Probably, I think it was supposed to be. It was
framed me as a gratitude journal.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Negative. I'm just vining more, that's right, Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I think it's you should put some positive stuff. Like
my workmates, I can't enter your journal tonight today when
I do what I'm grateful for because I do. Sometimes
I ramble and then I try to say something grateful
the end. Let's see how the show goes. You're still
going Hailey's three feelings were tired, silly, and distracted. Yeah, okay,
my three were tired, privileged and grateful. Oh wow, three

(02:33):
were hungry for cake, happy, tired.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yes, of all, we're all tired.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
That's what unites Thursday really feels like Friday.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Hungry for cake?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
What kind of cake Leamington's In my head, I was
thinking Leamington is a cake.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's a sponge cake. But you would never make a
large Yes, I would, Lemington. You wouldn't know because you don't.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Get enough coverage of the I would.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I would make it a large sponge and I have,
and I've made Leamington's a slice or a cake. That's
a cake because it's the slice department. No, it's not
a slice treat. It's almost you can't define it. It's
outside of this could be selling a little pole lemon
slice or what. Fundamentally, and if you say other, you've

(03:23):
got to tell us in the comments. The bonge cake
is okay, and you're cutting it into tiny slices and
then coating that slice and then rolling at it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You're wrong, You're absolutely wrong. I could go lemonon now
so much is cut in half the only time I
like mock cream you.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Leamington is an Australian cake made from squares of buttercake
or sponge cake, so they call it.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
It's defined airs okay cake.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't need to sell a little pole
or a Google search.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
To tell me that I'm smart.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
He knew coming up on the show The Top Sex
and You and posters had a whole parcel load of
truck truck load of parcels. But yeah, like two thousand
they reckon. Yeah, and so if you've kind of been
waiting for and these are parcels that were coming from
all over the place too, Yeah, but they were scanned
before they got on the truck, so they will no. Yeah,

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but there probably is a little wiggle room room for era.
I've got the top six parcels of mine that just
happened bend that truck. Oh no, I think you've got
to have the receipt born to approve that we can mock.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
One of those up.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I could ford you a few receipts. God, so I've
got some real big pet Bull News next the musician.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wow, mister worldwide, really does feel like we should be
going into a pitbull song. Maybe you can play a
football song in the background when you tell us your
pitball news.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You don't want to hear a value of full volume thing.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Plays Flebor and Haley.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay, big news, guys. Florida intern University has announced it
it will rename its football stadium. It's signed a five
year deal. You know this happens in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
We've got Sky Stadium, sky Stadium, Victor Arena.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, that's Spark Arena. I know how long?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Was Victor Arena a thing? Forever?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Right, since it opened, since untill Spark took the stadium?
Was it was sky Stadium. We've only just got used
now to calling it Sparks and it will probably change
in like what's the covered one of Dunedin full so far? Yeah, Well,
the Florida International University Stadium has been renamed as Penn

(05:45):
pet Bull Stadiumul Singer has signed a five year deal
where he will pay one point two million dollars US
a year over the next five years for naming rights.
According to Even Your Name documents seen by The Washington Post,
apparently also in these documents he will record a brand

(06:06):
new song and deliver that for the school to be
played at Florida International University events like football games.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Whatever they have.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
There'll be a special songs world wide for Florida University.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
What that will play is how much was bought? Do
you know what I mean? He's got so much money
as it's.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Bought, maybe because the money go into like supporting a school,
because that's quite a cool thing.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Really well, yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I mean it's it's it's an ego trip with the
with the offshoot of supporting students, yeah, is what it is.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
But I think that's right up there.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well do you remember when Marvel Studio Marvel's got the
rights for the stadium in Melbourne and that's Marvel Stadium.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's so weird like Marvel com Yeah yeah, the comics.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
How what does it cost?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
One million?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
One point two?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yea?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
And this is just like when you think about about it,
just a university like this isn't even a big yeah,
like national or city arena. But those in America, the
university stadiums aren't. Would they have no games? Yeah, they
will have televised events.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, it's sort of embarrassing because it's not It's not
like it is the Carl Fletcher Stadium.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, Pitbulls your nickname. It's also just a breed of
a dog.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, it's the twenty three and a half thousand capacity stadium.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Oh wow, So it's not Mark and Round is it?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, it's not. Who is he? Do you know what
I mean? Who is Amando Christian Perez? Do you need
to ask Haylee?

Speaker 5 (07:42):
I've got bbo.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I mean he's great.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, if you're in Florida anytime soon, you'll be able
to go to pitbull Sad. The number one question on
the Google what I just google pit Bull Stadium and
it told me that about the capacity. Yeah, the number
one question? Can you tailgate on campus?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Meaning before the game?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Can you put up and you pick up truck, drop
the tail gate, have a barbecue, drink some beers, enjoy
some festiv which I might be like a really cool
part about americles. What everybody that went to the All
Blacks game in San Diego said they loved get a barbecue, going,
have a few drinks, tailgate.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, real fun plays fledg Vaughn and.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Haley, so many people still overseas, because you'd say June
July as you're like peak for key was heading over
to Urope for a bit of summer funner.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
But I have a friend that just arrived and she's
off there. She's there for a month. Lots of comedians
still in Edinburgh and turring around and in London and.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yep, just on the stories, it's just like Europe, Europe. Well,
I mean I was one of those people. Just literally.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Can I paint a little picture to make New Zealand
not seem so bad?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's definitely getting lighter longer at night. Yes, yeah, last
night I looked out and I was like, oh, what
are we talking? Is at five o'clock and it was
six o'clock. Nice, And there was a little hint of
beautiful sunset last night, a little hint on the horizon
of twenty ninth.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Of September as daylight savings. So you were only a
couple of months away.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, seven seven weeks, six seven.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Weeks this weekend nearly there.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, if you're still craving to.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Head overseas, head overseas, don't forget your things.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I've literally just like shut this down. So you're about
to say, don't forget your thing. Don't you just forgot
the study that you're going to reference.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
It's because I opened up a different window to send
carwhen a picture a link to a necklace I really like,
and I wanted her to sort of encourage me to
say that I deserve it as a little treat.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Don't deserve it.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
It was a little treat, a little treaty. But I've
been such a good girl as of late.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
So the average person forgets three cents items at home
when they.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Leave the vacation.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
I'm going to say I don't because I and I
know you did the same when we went away in
July or June. And at the end of June, I
just leave my suitcase out and the three three weeks.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Before I go, and I just fill it.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, And I'll have a list, especially if I'm hiking,
because there's nothing worse than hiking and forgetting something. You
always have to have a list.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I'll always make Things will pop into my head and
I'll put it in a little list yeap, and then
tick it off and then it's in the suitcase tech yeah,
final pack or tick then yeah, and then you don't
forget anything.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
So I feel like Vaughn, you would forget things.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I do? What time here and twenty five minutes I'll
start packing? Okay, So for example, if you had a
five pm flight on say you had a five pm
flight on a Saturday, when would you start packing?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Lunch after? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
After breakfast on Saturday? Movie?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Oh I hate it no, because then I'm like, what
if my favorite things that I and we've got? Are
you not planning cute outfits for different things?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Are you positive?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Because I'm always like, what if it's dirty? Like things
need time to like wash and dry, or you forget
like mine, My like essential thing is always a multiplug,
so then you've only you only need one adapter.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, bringing a multiplugpack.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
With cords, But cords always go on my backpack.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
But sometimes you forget.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
There's so many cords of life. But here are the
main things that people forget when they've go on holiday.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Why more likely if I packed an advance to forget
because I take stuff out to use it and then
forget to put it.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Back through that Okay, phone charges, toilet trees, like I
don't know your tooth brush, your face wash all that kind.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Of stack you can buy those? Can you warn in
an Amazonian jungle?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
No, but I would simply ask the lovely Amazonian tribes
person of which I'm staying for a stack for a
step to okay.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Sunscreen is something that people have said that they forget,
but I'll often just it's just easy by someone.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I mean, it's expensive anywhere, and sometimes it's just easy
to buy the sunscreen at the location so it doesn't
go or through your bad.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
That's that's a one you don't want to leak. And
the other one is medication. Now I did this because
well I didn't do it, but when I went to Italy,
I had to go and pick up a whole bunch
of medication for my mum and dad becuse they're like,
oh my god, we just didn't take enough.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
So then I had to go like pick it up
from a pharmacy.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
There you were muling prescription meds through kata, which is naughty.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, yeah, I did. I also like just didn't ask
any questions. Also, my mom had wrapped up a whole
bunch of stuff like food stuff. I had butter, like
New Zealand butter and reduced cream and onion dip and
stuff their pills. And then I was like, is this
all good to be? Like bringing from New Zealand through
Doha into Italy.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
She's like, yeah, no one looks they don't they surely
that feels a bit off. Yeah, it's the average person
for gets three big things, three essential islands.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Wow, Okay, I hate that.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
And then I hate buying things they don't need in
my destination, rather spend that money on cute things that
they deserve or apparols.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, aperols, the cutest of things. The top six is next.
A New Zealand post truck caught fire at burnt How
How did this happen?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
New Zealand? That's what details now, I'll find them over
the course of this next song.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
And then also tell you the top six packages that
I've on.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Some have personally had on that truck I'm going to
need to have replaced.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You definitely had them on that truck that you don't
know where it was exactly.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Play it flitsvor blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well, a truck being driven by New Zealand Posts taking
parcels and whaff not around the country.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Caught fire antiquity.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh yeah, it was bound for Auckland, Waikato Bay, have
plenty and topol and over two thousand parcels. About two
thousand parcels were destroyed in that truck fire on the
thirty first of July. How did the truck catch fire
or something in the parcels?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Oh, that's a very good question.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Vehicle fires of this nature are very rare in the
New Zealand Posts network. Last night something similar recurred was
around fifteen years ago, rang because of the fire it had. Yeah,
it sounds like the truck had up to date certificate.
Fitnesses regularly serviced the roads through there the brain. Yeah,
they're pretty windy. Who knows exactly. Sure, but some two

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thousand items of postage were destroyed.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh of course I had a lot of postage on
that truck.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh you did you because this happened a week ago,
but it's only news now, or it happened a while.
Happened on the thirty first of July, so yeah, yeah,
And some people are like, hey, where's my post Yeah,
where's my items? And some of the tracking was a
bit weird. A people were like what does this mean? Yeah, well,
it means you trunk caught fire?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Is there a little is there like an automated thing
for that? You know how it's like, yeah, a.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Blaze, a blaze slowly going melted. That's how good the
tracking is every stage of the fire. Yeah, you just
smoldering when it just said smoldering.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, smoldering. Come back for an update.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
So I've got the top sex things of mine that
were on that truck that I'm going to need some
sort of replacement situation. Okay, well, do you have any
receipts for these purchases. I'm not really a receipts guy.
I never paid for tracking. Okay, refuse. It's not an
option now where you can't, I don't think unless it's
a letter.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like all these things.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
These things were especially number six on the list of
the top six parcels that I had on that New
Zealand Post truck that caught fire. Number six the winning
lotto ticket. Well, there was no winning lotto.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Ticket last night.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
No, it's for Saturday's draw oder weeks in advance.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
What are we now?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Four million dollars?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, it's just a second highest it's ever been, like
the second highest equal, Yeah, that mean we're giving it
to the tumail. I think it does. So this is
how many people must be spending money on lotto. It
went from thirty three million. Usually it bounces up in
multiples of like four or five. Yeah, to forty four million.
So eleven million, Oh my god, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Gosh, all right?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
The top six things I've got on the news on
a post trackler court fine Number five.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
My entire CD collection. Oh you love your CD? You
love your CDs?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Where I find all the music I loved? And one
convenient location I Heart if only there was.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
The iHeart Radio. It was I Heart Radio. Ah, there
you go. Problem, soyle Vorn.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Do you still think the insurance company will give me
real groovy cridit?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
They might do, they might. I don't know what you
want to get from real groovy when you see the
wallet will get stolen?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Like really?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Two thousands?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh yeah, I had such a collection and you'd borrow
all your friends ones and like.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
It was almost the one you had burned. They were
the ones that were the saddest to lose.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, because you couldn't recreate the place other albums, because
the playlist was only ever written on the front of
the CD. Yeah, so when the CD was stolen you
couldn't remember the order. You're like, there's something missing.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, I'm missing one of the songs.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Number four on the list of the my top six
parcels that were on that New Zealand post truck were
caught fire, my very limited edition nineteen fifty eight Series
one land Rover.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't think that's how.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
It fill out some insurance work to get that ultra
red land Rover I've always wanted.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Surely that wasn't in the posts.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
It was in the post.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I don't know if it was for it delivered on
the vehicles. It was a different timet. Well, that's devastating film.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
So sorry.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Number three on the last of the top six parcels
of mine that were on that New Zealand post truck,
we caught fire my Dead Heath Desserts, Custed squares O.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
You do love those, don't you? How many were in there?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I guess I'm gonna have to say dead Custed squaz
and the hope that perhaps they could be replaced with more.
I don't and I don't think you've got a receipt
for that purchase form. But sometimes things mean so much
to someone that receipts not necessary for den Heath desserts
cust and squeeze to pop where they sell them. You

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can go on by some not quite the same as we.
The people at work message you saying there's a delivery
for you.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's in the fridge, and you're like, and.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's Danheath Desserts, custing squeeze all the way from tomah
sometimes tomorrow's Friday. You could all cuss and square it
up a little bit if they pop them on the
corea now now, because otherwise they live it for overnight.
We might be gone by the time they arrive tomorrow. Right, real,
real shame.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
You're using your power and fame.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, can buy your own den Heath. I had a
real They do sell them at Costco A Costco.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
I get some.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah good, It's just why I'm trying to avoid Costco.
I cannot say no to them. Square number two on
the less of the top six parcels I had on
that new Zeale post truck. We caught fire my collection
of antique stamps, ultra rear antique stamps. Ironically they survived
the postage when it had to.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Go by sea.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah right, you know, survival will matter right the eighteenth, nineteenth,
twentieth century.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
But now they were destroyed on.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
A truck where they weren't even being used to pay
for the postage.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I've just never heard you express any interest around antique stamps.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I don't want to talk too much about my stamps
because that would encourage people to come and steal the stamps.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Already painted tig on my back.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's why you keep a stamp on the down low. Yeah, okay, wow,
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
And number one on the list of the top six
parcels I had on the New Zealand post truck that
caught fire my great Auntie's ashes.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh no, do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
We can just sweep up like a whole lot of
the ashes fash.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
No no, no, no no no, just pick out the plastic.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
But we will pack out the plastic though, because we
go spreader ashes at the beach.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
And yeah, it's a plastic over.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I don't want to be responsible plastic. Yeah, maybe the
ashes of the winning lotto ticket could be in there.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
And of sure, cruel, cruel twist of fate.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
That is today's sub face.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I am heading towards being satisfied enough with Olympic content, Like,
I've really enjoyed it, but you know it's coming to an.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Insern and Eliza's out of the.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I've got a cycling silver pursuit silver overnight a team pursuit.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Cycling is my favorite track. Cycling.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
It's too many people on the track at once and
you know carnage is millimeters away. Yeah, this is gonna
trip up over each other and each other over being
ridden on a valodrome. No, it's really slow py it's
super still. I don't think the TV does it nearly
enough justice. And I've marched in the one in Cambridge,
you know in the middle there's that there's that flat

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bit one National training Ground and it was raining and
so they were like you can come a march on
the Vella Drive.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
It was awful because our music was playing and you
just couldn't hear it because.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
SCEs so August eleven is the closing ceremony, so probably
three days for us.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, I've just.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
I've loved it and I've been more invested in these
Olympics than any in the past.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Think I peaked twenty sixteen.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Rio Rio was good a lot going on a lot
of Brazilians, a lot of sunshine, yeah, a lot of sunshine.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Well, one of my favorite parts of the Olympics has
to be Snoop Dogg in his presence, him in the stands,
his outfits, him and Martha Stewart in the equestrian outfits
and dressing up. He's been getting swimming lessons from Michael Phoulps,
he's been doing fencing. He's been like getting amongst it.
And I think it was to the point where people
were like, he's really getting amongst it, Like he's really

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there every day and he's really like posting a lot
about it and getting all these sort of opportunities. Why
Snoop Doo double G? How has he become the face
of the Olympics. Turns out he's not just a fan.
He's making if I translate to New Zealand dollars eight
hundred and thirty three thousand dollars a day a day.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Whoa no, what the entire course of the entire thing
five million a day us Because we've all been like,
oh my god, he just went to the Olympics because
because you're rich, yeah, you're not have fun.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
And he's bored and he's like, I want to have
some fun.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, but it's it's actually like an amazing as a NBC. Yeah,
NBC they do said it in Night Live, right, and
that that whole network. Yeah, they've they've nailed the strategy.
They've got the official broadcast rights for the US too.
But they did just use like sports reporters and news presenters.
They got celebrities to host all these different things.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
And people are loving it.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
But look at the marketing, like we're obsessed, and it
would bring in a whole different audience into like the
Olympics vibe, right, because it's like making it kind of
cool and fresh and funny and fun So apparently, so
there was this person called Henry McNamara who went to

(23:10):
a dinner and was sitting next to an NBC executive
and they were like, yeah, this is how much snoobogs
getting paid half a million dollars a day plus expenses,
so your accommodation, your outfits, your food, your gin, your juice,
and he's making yeah, millions of dollars to be a
celebrity at the Olympics and just.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Hang, how many days has he been there since the
get go? Since the lost fourteen days at least, because
it's two weeks.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
But he was ready there for a little bit beforehand.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
So that's that's seven million US dollars so far, Is
that right?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, that's insane complaining.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I love it. I'm loving it. I'm loving it.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Like his outfits are everything, and he's like giving it everything,
like he's really super funny and cooling into it.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
I've just loved dirt.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
But yeah, good on him for turning that into a
bloody money naming venture, because that's an absurd amount of
money to hang out with Martha Stewart wearing jobbers and
like you know, drinking and having having a bloody.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Laugh Playborn and Haley Fall so.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Doesn't work anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I loved her.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
So this is Born Stupid Sirens of the World competition
that only lasted stupid.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
But it's before seven and the phone lines blown.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Up and now actually so on the on the up
for grabs is a pair of gifted socks from an
insurance company. The baughn received this morning, and to ensure
the quality, I've actually swapped swapped out my.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Socks for the socks. Well blend lovely. Now it doesn't
say what the blenders.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
We don't know what wall is blended with.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
But this.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Sounds like it could be more synthetic. It's stretchy, so
they might. And I guess the kudos of being right
if you can identify this siren of the world the.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Right one at this time you.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Dick and then slam, I skid it on the trapad
and click it on the edge.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
You now it feels European to me.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
You know, you watch those police dramas or like a
movie and there's a European sixties.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well, okay, you've got to identify the siren. Now you
want the emergency service and the candle creation. Karun, good morning,
really good, Where do you Where do you think it's from?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
And what emergency service?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay, from France and it's the police.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
He's not even guessing.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
He's telling you it's from France, French police car born.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, Karuna, it is not a French place for you, Karun.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, all right, let's go to Shahed.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Good morning, Shahed morning.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
I'm go long and lessen.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
My first time caller, gotter get the bell bell.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yay, welcome, Well you we've been doing it says here
that you're fourteen years Old.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
You've been doing the show six years when you were born.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh God, Old is confronting. I know, shahed Okay, what
are you? What emergency service of what country?

Speaker 5 (26:48):
I think it's the police from the UK.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
That was my guess too.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I will tell you you're wrong on both the country
and the emergency service.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
A bit of a closure head. Thank you. Let's go
to Cory.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Cory, we need the emergency service in the country. Sounds
like a fire truck and.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
I'm thinking France Christian.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Correct, correct?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Indeed, how did you know that?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Look, you know I fire truck when I hear one truck.
I went with French this week because of the Olympic.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, and then that's also their horn, they Cory's is
the French police by the way.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Front karun French police the right country.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
But yeah, a little bit ambulance, not really not really.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Oh much different from the time. Okay, interesting, thanks for Cory.
Have you got cold too? Sees this morning? Cold feet?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
What size speed of your rock in there, Corey?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
These are going to be perfect. We're going to regift
you some warm glean so Cory.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
You luckily worn renegged on the free kiss.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Chucking chucking a hatbini for him or something chucking a beanie,
cold boy.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
We'll put together a little kit for your surprising the world.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I said, I'll take care of this, so don't you
go anywhere. I'll write your a dress down on the
back of the cardboard that the socks are attached to,
and I'll take care of this myself.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Does Colly want some scaby oranges from my tree? So
I've got an abundance some scaby oranges.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
It might not post well, but it might not post well,
and you don't want the orange getting squashed and going then.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
The juice going.

Speaker 9 (28:45):
In the song a war Blend song, Machine Warm Wash
and like colors Fledborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Right now, though, we would like to know how bad
your bad day at work was, because maybe not as
bad as this house mover yesterday who has now blocked
a major road in Kaiwaka slit after an oversized truck
carrying a house a relocatable had an era that caused

(29:18):
the house to slip.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Off the trailer. Happen more like have you ever been stuck?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
But you guys always wanted Yeah, yeah, because there's two
house movers between my place and work. Yeah, and they
have to move them overnight, and quite often I'm light,
of course you are.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
He's like, I'm stick than usual, and you're like, we
just had two relocatables arrived across the road from us,
and it's amazing to watch.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
You're just like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
One of them was split in half, and one of
them was just like like a smaller thing.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Like sometimes they count the entire house down the middle
and then transport two halves.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
It's and so what this house just slipped off slept.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
It's like, it's feels like a disaster. And I was
just trying to look now for an update because this
was yesterday morning, about nine o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Okay, terrible time to be blocking the road when it slips.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Off the truck.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
You're not salvaging that, right, You're just getting someone with
the diggers possible because.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
You'd have to crane it back onto the truck.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
You're just pushing it off the side, don't you.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
You can't just push a house off a road.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
You can if you've got a book.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I mean, it might actually be easy just to make
the road go around the house.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Built.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
This is where the house slops. Now that's property.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Now, that's a good joke because everybody knows roads in
New Zealand and building any sort of hurry.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
No, yeah, well I'm not. I was trying to look
for an update because it was yesterday morning. I'm not
sure where it is. They it was just on the
side of the road and they just put a diversion
around it to try to deal with it. Because also,
like picking them up's a disaster, and usually you pick
them up off of piles so it's a little bit
easier to get underneath them, whereas this is just slipped
onto the road. So I have no idea the state

(31:00):
of it. But I'm like.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
The drivers having a bad day, the organizer, the moving
house company, he's having a bad day.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, you're blaming a lot of men here, all of.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Those p Yeah, I know, we don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Who's not the feminist here by me saying that maybe
a woman could have strapped it down.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
And let it. But you're also saying there's no woman
on this. This I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
This fear has got man written all over it. Anyway, terrible,
So I don't know what's happened with the house. But
when your job is to relocate houses. And your day
includes a house slipping off the back of a truck,
it's blocking a highway.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
The bad day, that's a bad day at work.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
We want to know how bad your bad day at work?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Got I love those stories with this costly mistake?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Oh yeah, I have.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
The story is involve a forklift.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
So literally just text and I once dropped two hundred
empty pellets onto my forklift.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
So there's a stack of palettes. Maybe they push it
and the tower fell off. I love seeing those videos
all when it's got something on the palettes with the
fork with nudges, that big shelf and it's all full
of booze and it and it just like floods the warehouse.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
That's a bad day at works.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, well, we want to know if you've got a
story like this. I want a hundred dars and emozone
number you can take through a nine six nine.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Six How bad more for more ful stories? Okay, how
bad was your bad day at work?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Somebody said that what this rings of they've done a
bit of house moving is that whenever they had it
strapped down, they didn't go tong tong, whack, whack whack
the strap so that's not gone anywhere.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
We all know you have to they're not going anywhere.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah, that's not gone anywhere.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I'm not going anywhere. That must be out onto the road.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
So maybe, yeah, you made a mistake at work, or
someone at work made a costly mistake.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
How bad was it?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
How bad did your bad day at work? Get house
moving company? Have had a house slip off.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
The back of a truck.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
It's a bad day at work blocking a highway in
Northland and say, it's a bad day. We were just
looking for an update and the last one was about
eight hours ago.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I think the roads are clear, yes, so they must
have got it back up.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I wonder what choice words the boss had when he
arrived on the scene.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh, we all make mistakes. Has apologized, but it would
have never happened before.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah, you know, bosses of these sorts of places, very
tempered people walk into a situation. Yeah, just don't be
too hard on yourself. Yeah, I want you to just
take the rest.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Of the day.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Shit happened.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I'm sure it was something like that.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
I remember a friend at like a freighting company telling
me about someone that put a forklift through a bladder
of wine and like they have them inside the containers
like shipping containers, and it just went everywhere.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
It was God, slurper, you'd slip, you'd get on your
get it, you'd both be right by you anyway.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, Haley's got a deadly Bony's handbag tips everything out.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Sorry, I can't let this shot and they got away.
Scap me cap.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I literally drove the work in into a forklift last
night after having an atrociously bad week of mistakes at
work where I had the is apparently going to cost
thirty thousand dollars to repair.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Assurance.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
That's an insurance. That's a whole new ut, isn't it.
Did it drove? Did the spikes go right through?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
I'd love to say, I'd love to see something.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Can you send us a photo?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
They were backing into it and they just backed the
forks right through the tray or I don't know what
story is going to be Anonymous, Anonymous, what was your
bad day at work?

Speaker 8 (34:47):
I been one hundred and sixty four K that couldn't
be recovered.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Oh my god, that makes me want to how did
you do that?

Speaker 8 (34:56):
So? I worked for an eight one company and we
left one about sights and I didn't delete the rink payment,
and because we were in disputes on other transactions, that
took that money against that.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh no, no, So now like you owe us money,
You're like, no, we don't.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
We'll take this to a dispute thing. And then they
get one hundred.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
And sixty four thousand dollars deposited account.

Speaker 10 (35:19):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Wow, did you get like employee of the months at
the stuff meeting?

Speaker 5 (35:25):
No?

Speaker 8 (35:25):
But luckily I went oportunity leave about six weeks later,
and I even went back.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Have a baby. Oh my anonymous, Thank you Chris. What
was your bad day at work?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Oh? So the digger through the back wall of machines
at work? Oh okay, Well, when you say back wall,
back wall of what? It was an interior wall between
an engineering bay and the grooming bay. And I was
taking a twenty tons digger into the grooming bay and
I was too busy watching the boom and to.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
The back wall.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, there's a lot of when you're on here a
mission around a lot of things to keep telling off.
Is this an insurance coverage or are you to blame?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
You know you're gonna have to pay.

Speaker 11 (36:12):
For I was to blame, but they did they got
insurance two days to fix up.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Did you get a hard time, Chris from your co workers? No?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I didn't actually, so we're very good about that.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, that's because you're in control of it. Twenty tons digger.
You could just dig that.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
We just shifted into the shed first week.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
This was only on a Thursday, and we shipped it
into a brand new kid on Monday. So not only
did you do this, you ruined the new premises, Chris,
thanks to you.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Call Catherine, what did? What was your bad day at work?

Speaker 8 (36:52):
I was working in commons and social media for a
very well known charity in New Zealand, tweeted if phill
Golf when he was mere of Auckland.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
You know my own You know you're doing it from
your personal Twitter account, but on behalf of her very well.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Known charity canthering.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
So many people that are in chudge of social media
accounts do this. It's us when you see like a
big company, they will literally be surely a BuzzFeed or
some kind of lesson that's compiled this happening.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's so funny. How long was it
up for?

Speaker 8 (37:35):
Oh like at least in five minutes. But the problem
with Twitter is that stays in the feed.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, and we can we take for a moment, crank
the background music.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
I must know what.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Wow, okay, we're.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
It's kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Wow. Okay, care thine, do you know what either corner
of the week, Yes, Coller of the week.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Because this is a bad day at.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Work, we've got for you thanks to met Cafe, a
fifty dollars Met Cafe voucher, Catherine.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
So that's a bad day at work. Take this thing
out of it least.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh my god, Wait, dear Catherine, are some messages in
how bad was your bad day at work?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
My mate?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh my god, this one I can imagine it. And
this is one of those ones that you'd watch happened
in slow mo. Made of mine was up a mast
on a ninety eight ninety eight percent completed super yacht.
Oh yeah, oh it was up the mast painting.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Drop the barket, no.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Whit, It hit the deck and just exploded white a
wooden deck. Would you would a super yacht has got
a uniform, you know, nice finishing. Do you just quickly
get the hose out and I don't know what you
better hope it's water?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Oh my God, tell me what they did after that.
Oh my god, Oh that's done.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I don't know what former manager emailed what she thought
was a savage, savage message to her individual union rep
criticizing her manager, but instead send it to the entire university.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Start day.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
I love when someone emails the wrong thing, like or
a whole document of something.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, I was filling in doing the doing the post run.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
At work in a truck, doing the post run and let.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
You take the post to the to the depot or
the office. I see. I was thinking of wooden posts. Okay,
the main running the posts for what's the male Vaorn
had a dog halfway into the run, and then when
I finished, I parked up and walked over to my
ute and someone had stolen the wheels off my ute.
Three am in the morning. After dealing with the taking
a dog to a vet, I had no wheels and

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I live an hour from my work.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
That's a bad day. That's a bad day, my worst
day at work.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'm a firefighter and I set fire to the fire
station kitchen while making a fire safety training video.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
That's good stuff. That's good stuff. That's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Now, I guess you got to put it out in
you filming it, so it must have been a success.
I was loading a truck with rocks with a loader.
Truck drove forward as I was turning it into his tray.
The truck went up on two wheels and then flipped
over because of the distribution of the rocks. The truck
was destroyed and absolute insurance right off. Oh no, these

(40:38):
stories are dad. I was at Lyon breweries and I
saw a forklift drop a big pallead of beer and
it brought the entire place.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Was Oh my god. They would have had like a vigil.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, everybody grabbed a candle and.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Sucking out the remainder of the can help me.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I worked for a house mover in the nineteen eighties.
Half of the house fell off the truck onto the
We just cut it up and burnt it on.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
The side of The eighties was a different It was
a different time, and then this house probably had a special.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
But then what did they say to the people whose
house was only half delivered?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I guess they didn't.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
They said that at least it was when you bought it.
It's two bedroom, it's not for Yeah, They're like, I'm
pretty sure I had aloud.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I'm sure there was a bathroom and the roof pitched
up and then just went straight down onto a wall.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, how houses work?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I thought my workmate drived a whole palette of paint
all through the paint showroom.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Paint man.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, cool to see though, cool to see the security footage.
Someone in h I had a bad days that accidentally
sent me interview questions for the internal job promotion. I
was getting interviewed four so I could I could study
up on the questions. Yes, that's good for you, bad
for them?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Somebody said you should just ask truck drivers for their
worst day stories.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
They could fill this entire.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Oh my god, I'm a primary teacher.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
We had our pen pals from retirement village Love that
come to watch our six year olds dance, and our
very old lift stopped working while one of the eighty
year old ladies was in it. She was trapped in
a one by one square meter elevator.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
For an hour. Oh that's horrible. There's a tiny little
window that we could see her out of it. She
was freaking out.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I wonder if youder a couple of Worthers originals.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Hmm, it's a tough to.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Somebody said, I had a bad day at work.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
I caught Toblo I work with having a romantic liaison
in a room. It wasn't so much the fact that
someone at work was having it, but I caught like
the full view of everything, and it was just the
jo You're not prepared to see Junker.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Play and Hayley.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Silly, It is so silly, silly, see that silly? Silly?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Do you follow your boss on social media?

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Is today solid little pole?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Because there was an article on the etiquette of following
the boss on social media.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
We've been like friends follow you forever?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah, ross boss, Like it's not really like following a boss.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Is it? Yeah, not a real boss.

Speaker 10 (43:24):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
It actually considers us the boss. Yeah, to serve us, Yeah, servant,
servant beta yeah right, yeah, okay. And he's quite quiet
on social media. I'd say he's posted, you know, a
couple of things in the last but I mean, if
you she has a minion meme every now and then,
or like I really want to win this ranger over

(43:48):
with a bow on it?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Yeah, tag your friends?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah. A bit of a boomer on social media, A
little bit if you don't want to be following your
boss or have your boss follow you if you want.
Of these people that extends a long weekend with a
couple of secon days.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah, you know your festival.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
You're like.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Even following people at work that you're not really close with.
Yeah you know, because you can't go on a sneaky
long weekend. You'll get the knark on you to get
ahead of you on the corporate ladder. I know it's
quit the ladder for a reason. Yeah, that's right. Do
you follow your boss on social media? Twenty six percent
of people said yes, seventy four percent of people said no.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
The majority no.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Kirsty says I only follow mine because I started following
him when he was a colleague. Now he's my boss.
I wouldn't if he was my boss to begin with. Yeah, right,
I wouldn't have. Prettee says no, that would mean they
would follow me and that's never a good thing.

Speaker 10 (44:45):
We love.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
No, I don't want them seeing you, you know, slosh
to a bwaoh I know. Yeah, it's your time you're
allowed to be slush at the boy. Absolutely to beware four,
I mean close. We do need to do a good
b WAYO soon. Yeah, we did last for your birthday. Yeah,

(45:07):
another one with delicious succulent Chinese meals. Oh my god,
duck duck duk duck duck duck duck duck?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Which one comes first?

Speaker 12 (45:21):
Though?

Speaker 11 (45:22):
Was that a Freudian slip? It was someone wants dick
in duck? What are you doing this weekend? But sounds
like a perfect weekend, Meghan.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Said, I do follow my biccles and my bosses.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
A legiend the best nurse manager out there for a promotion.
Christine says, no way, She's awesome. But work life and
private life must.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Be kept separate. Yeah, good call.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
I'm pretty sure he's not even on socials, but if
he was, you new, Ana, Louise, I've been burnt before
with posting on social and our drinking with work friends.
So now no work friends on social Yeah? Goodh Nicky says,
first thing I do when I start.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
A new job is find them and block them so
they can't even find.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
That's good, that's really good.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
That's forward thinking, probably says my bosses an anti VAXX
flat earther.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Oh okay, say whether or.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Not she follows them almost would be fun for the entertainment.
Although we've had enough of that over the last few years.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, but exhausted. Funny, but now it's just tiring.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Made of mine is always trying to convince one of
us to become an anti vax sovereign citizen.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
This is just things.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
It would be fun, but they don't pay for parking
fines and stuff sovereign citizen rates.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, I don't really understand.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Well, I might be a sovereign citizen until they leave
me alone with the.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Rate, until they sell your house from under you leave
me alone.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I don't want to make rates. Don't read my name, loell.
My boss is the Prime minister. So no, I've got
to say. So, I might find a political social media
posting when they try to do it, regardless of where
on the political spectrum it sets, is so cringey. Yeah,
it's pretty like they try to relate to.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Dodge. Yeah, and as you say, all politicians, I don't regressable.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
She can do no wrong, but she I've never seen
her do like stupid.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
She's just out there picking up rubbish, serving the planet.
That's good stuff. Only only you will find that horny No.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Two photos of her right in front of me, now,
horny stuff that's looking after the environment.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, nothing makes me horny. It the people picking up rubbish? Yeah, absolutely, Okay,
that's silly little poles.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Fled Vorne and Haley.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
We're joined in the studio by one of my dearest friends,
a friend that I really respect and love working with,
and it's really refreshing.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
An immortal enemy now he is.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
A mortal enemy, actually, Tom Sainsbury, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
It also blends into like goes from friendship into some
kind of flirtation as well.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
There she always has been Tom between you and I.
I know from day one. I remember yeah and being like,
what is this feeling? Oh my gosh, when did you
guys meet?

Speaker 7 (48:16):
We met doing a show Christmas show many moons ago,
known Haley because I know all of your friends beforehand.
And she she hit this great gig of pulling poses
for Southeast like she would just be doing it for me,
just constantly, one hundred micro poses.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, hungry mic Yeah, And and the tension grew. Now
the tension continues because this week obviously Taskmaster came out
the first episode.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
How did how did how did you feel watching it?

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Back?

Speaker 7 (48:47):
I I actually love the show, and but I love
everyone a house, but it's such a struggle to watch myself.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
I'm like, I'm so Vanila.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
That's my problem is I'm so vanilla because everyone else
swung big. And the thing is is we've gone to
talk about when you're alone doing your tasks, Like I
would leave like half the days, I'd levet going chaff. Guy,
I nailed that, and then you watch your back going.
How are the most vanilla pouring person? Why did I
think of it like that? But it's great, it was, Yeah,

(49:16):
I love the show.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Also, I feel like you're not vanilla at all. You're
so far from vanilla. But we all had like a
little breakdown after the first episode of yours was like
I'm not saying or doing anything remotally interesting. Yeah, and
now so I mean Taskmaska continues, and obviously we know
what happens. But I did enjoy competing against you.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
I really enjoyed it as well. And I love the
kind of camaraderie. I think the group of us just
it was something special. There was some yeah, like I
really love the others.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
And now we peel you off the TV screen and
put you live on stage.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yes, where you most feel at home.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
I probably most feel at home left alone at chair.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
You're just losing your mind on snapchairs. But you're doing
You're doing the Comedy Fish Winter Special. That's right, bringing
your show. No, I'm just Hostess's right. They're having a
whole lot of comedians come on, and I've got the
list because there's a few of them.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
But best comedy show on Earth.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I hosted the one in the actual comedy fist you did,
so you're sort of the follow up on.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
The sprout on the Winter Winter.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
You know, the Winter Olympics aren't as exciting or as
good as the Summer Olympics.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
But I'd say more exciting to watch less bowl, you
know what, less bulge. But you probably write slightly more camp.
Isn't it like there's a whole camp.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yes, we've got there, like Fluffy but une snowsuits on
the littletos.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
So it's best comedy show on Earth. Who's on it?
Who's in the lineup?

Speaker 7 (50:56):
We've got David Corrios, Courtney Dawson, Wilson Dixon, great all
the Way from America, Angela Drafford and more. Jack in
Set's great, Bailey Polking is great.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I love him. I love that. I was like, are
you gonna give a review of Evening.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
It's really fun because having hosted the summer summer version
of the show, you get to see like a little
snippet of like some of the best comedians ever.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah, I think it's great. Like it's such an ease.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
It's an easy, enjoyable watch, isn't it, because it's just
the comedians just doing their top Yeah, five six minutes worth.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Are you doing your own material doing and what I
did when I hosted it, which is fluff?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I'd fluff, so you do. But I like, hey, how
are we feeling tonight? Hey, excuse me, sir? You look
like a hat? Yeah I am.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Yeah, Then how did we miss the summer one? You
work so good, you're like, hat hat? What's with hats?
And you go and you just kind of fluffy. But
then you're pre You're gone. I need to find someone
in the audience with a hat. Yeah, and then I'm
going to ask the hat And that's that's my track. Yes,
I'm like, what do I have gear around? Be like,

(52:01):
you guys look like you're on a first date. If
I go on the first date stuff, Yeah, but you're
performing to the Schwartz cough get together and of course
none of them are wearing hats because they're all there
to show one for here.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
Yes, do you have any Schwartz cough gear? Oh gosh,
no I don't. Yeah, maybe Yeah, you're going to have
to get prepared. When is this the twenty second of August?
You don't have long I've got we need Schwartz.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Go. You need to work on your hat gear for flesh.
I'll say it as the summer high as that was cramp.
What about if I come and going you're a person
and then just heav have a Yeah you knows a person?
Adulf Hitler. Yeah, oh, I see, this is why you
don't do stand up and my crowd work always goes
back to Hitler for some reason, it went up to

(52:47):
a good chat about World War Two, my favorite battles.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Yeah, okay, I can see why this isn't going to
work now.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Arguably as part of the comedy facet Winter Special, I'd say,
aside from me in our deep sexual Connection, two of
your closest friends.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Also performing, Chris Parker and could A Forester.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
They're doing their full shows, right, and then you're hosting
the best comedy show on Earth.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
It's going to be absolutely amazing.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
It's going to be great tickets and all the information
as at Comedy Festival dot com dot in is it?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Tom Sainsbury, thank you so much. Thank you thanks for
having me and should we have a cuddle? Yes? Okay?
Do you guys want to watch not really play.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
At my gym?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
If you swipe in the most over the course of
the month, you get your name on the blackboard the
top five most active users.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
What are you like five year old kids? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
It doesn't encourage It's not like I always forget to
swipe and I just go on the same time as
somebody else.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I'm more used to the last hey we miss you, emails.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Your news tell.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Them your news.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Nos, this sucks because I was like, God, they like
bolk send out those emails.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
And then I went to my inbox and was like.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Why go to the sand That's because that was going
to be the joke as I sent it in our
group chat that the gym was like, Hey, we're going
to film some classes if you want to come along
and be a part of them. I was like, oh
my god, Haley, I've been asking as I'm a model,
and and then expecting Haley to be like one too,
and you straight up deadly it wants to be a
model and an exercise video.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
I know, I know, and I checked. They only send
it to me?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Then yeah, great for the linkedn and other online profiles,
modiating apps fitness models.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Model you may recognize from bulk emailed fitness model.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
What class did they want you to do? It was
like a number of it's a bulk email, uli, but
I'm multiple multiple models. Have you checked the spam check
your spam.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
For old chick spam?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
But which just makes it sadder that I'm now chicking
spam to see if Liz mails asked me to be
a model, knowing that they haven't, knowing that those emails
never got a spam but chick.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
It's wait, I will wait. Ohill Paul put a hard
log on my story.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Just say I'm already in my spam.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
FO, we're already, We're already late. Okay, we're late. Yeah,
but she's not. Did you hear that she's It's not
even the spam, it's.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Just Syrian princes.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
So the top users for this month, for last month
that made the board, this is that you were just
five on the board, right.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Number one Chris no big deal.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Number two Meg Ryan, Oh my god Ryan. Number four Belferzer,
which I'm just like, this is amazing. That name number
five Michelle Pfeiffer. So number two, number five is Michelle
five for. So I saw it and I thought about it.
And they're in Boomer working at reception. That's trying to
be funny. Yeah, we're no boomers lips from the eighties

(55:46):
and nineties.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
So yesterday I just a was leaving.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
It got too much and I said to the girl
at the front desk, I was like, the name's on
the board this month, real and she's like yeah. I
was like, do you know who Meg Ryan is? And
she's like, yeah, she's this lady that comes on yeah dummies,
And this is what I'm realizing.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
We're like an icon.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I would know she might have been born in the nineties.
I would When I was born in the eighties, I
was aware of big actors from the seventies and I
seen in my twenties.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
I was sort of aware.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I kind of disappeared from Hollywood from the end of
the nineties, and Michelle Phifers, Michelle fIF for is such
the most beautiful name in the world.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
I was like, Meg Ryan.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
She's like, yeah, she comes here like quite a bit,
that's why she's on the little board. I'm like, no,
you know who Mick Ryan is and she's.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Like, yeah, she's got no idea who you're talking about?
What you know? The faking the orgasm and the when
Harry met Sally. I'll have what she's having. Oh, no idea.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Every Tom Hans movie we made that noise and the
fact you have no idea just makes us in that
we're weird.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
But it's a very famous.

Speaker 10 (56:48):
There's a song that mentioned someone called Michelle Pfiffer, but
I don't.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Yeah you're thinking of that, which was weird.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
They mentioned Michelle Catwoman, so Michelle five. But so then
she's like young and I was like google Meg Ryan
and she's like, oh, she looks familiar. And then I
said Michelle Peiffer, do you know who she is? And
she said, yeah, she's from Germany.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
She's here for a year.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
And I was like, no, Michelle fIF I'm.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Giving you famous middle's names and she's like no, And
I was like, typing into Google, it's not going to
be the German Extraine student.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Yeah, and she's like I.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Don't recognize her as like she's a care woman and
Tim Burton's sequel to Batman not only one check it
out and she was like, no, idea.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Did you leave? And they were like, oh my god,
did you there? Boomer? Oh my god, seems lost. No,
you're not a Boomerdeli, You're not a boomer.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
That's what I was like, Maybe it's me, maybe I'm
the problem.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
But they were These people are real. They are real.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Go to the gym with Meg Ryan and Michelle Pfeiffer Ryan,
you can kind of be like the first name Megan,
the last name Ryan pretty well, her sons and the
lead and the boys tv H Quaid, Yeah, Jack Quaid.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
From Dinner'squa Dinnis Quad and then Quator. Of course she doesn't,
do you.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Know Randy Quators, the crazy Quaid.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
It would have been good if you had been going
to the gym more often, not not for any other
reason other than to have your name on that board.
Vaughan Smith by Michelle Pfeiffer and Balferz and Belfaser Celebrity
gym play plays True. She is a fourteen year old

(58:23):
teenager from Australia has officially become Australia's youngest Olympic gold medalist.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
She is a skateboarder.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Now not, We've done some research. Not the youngest ever
to win a medal. No, youngest ever Olympic gold medalist
was a thirteen year old from Korea who won a
gold medal for her part in a ice skating relay
three thousand.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
So this is my youngest summer Olympics will be there.
Oh yeah, we're research one more Olympic facts of the day.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Up, sir, the young olympian competing at this year's Olympics
as an eleven year old from China.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Oh my god, like skateboarder, get on this way.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
So on the podium for the skateboarding was Arisa True,
who won gold.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
She's fourteen years old.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Silver was Japan's Corkona Hiraki, fifteen years old, and Britain's
Sky Brown, who's sixteen. So you got a fourteen year old,
fifty year old six year old taking gold.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Silver, bronze. Amazing.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
So so Arisa she won gold, and obviously you want
to win a gold medal, but she had a little
bit of extra motivation, a bribe from her parents.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Did you have to ask for my parents if I
like won?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Was if I could get a pet duck because that's
a really cute and I really wanted a pet duck.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
She's fourteen. I was like, what does this kid do
because duck's a cute and I really wanted to put up.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
So her parents speak, you're like, that.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Is a child, that's what it sounds like. I'm fourteen
years old.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
You see the videos of his gay boarding, and you're like,
that's just a small adult with you know, decades of experience.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
We're learning. Shannon had a pit dunk. Of course she does.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Of course on the hole of the golf course. You
lived on a golf course, didn't you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:00:14):
The ducklings would fall in the golf hole and my
dad would save them and then we would get to
raise them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
It was really your dad would take the duck wing
away from the mother. The moms would just get over
the hole.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
And that's why they get their head like wow, they
don't care and they just keep them.

Speaker 10 (01:00:31):
Literally wal they would just fallen and there was Canadian
gooseling so they were yellow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
It was great, cute, very cute, really cute. I get it, man,
And it's a good bribe.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
So she's like, man, Dan, I want to duck and
they're like, well you in the gold middle, sweetie, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Sweetie, yeah, this is what we want to know, Like,
how what did your parents bribe you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
What about when your parents sit it at a high barn.
They never thought she was going to want a gold middle. No,
they were going to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
You know when your parents are like a paint Yeah, okay, Hayley,
you confessed to the piano rista, we'll get you a yeah. Yeah,
Grandmaster never had it. Yeah, but a lot of parents
said this with exams or or like achieving excellence in
this you finished, UNI will pay for it all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah, Oh my god. I know. My mom bribed me once.
This was slightly different.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
I mean, she took me out for a beautiful day
and we had lunch together, and I saw a dress
I liked and she bought it to me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
And then at the end she revealed her true colors
and she bribed me. What was the bribe if I
buy you this stress where.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
You take a pregnancy test, Haly, This is how my
mother learned that I was sexually active when I was
in my late teens. And she's said, because I didn't
know that i'd been diagnosed with pcos and so I
had an irregular cycle. And so when she knew that
I had a boyfriend and that she had clocked on
to the fact that we were falling around, she thought
the mother's brain, she must be pregnant, she must be pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
But it was your PCO, it was my.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Pcos having their regular cycle. But she just you know,
wanted to make sure. So instead of just making me
do it, she was like, well, I'll buy you this,
but you have to do something for me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
And I did.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
And that's how I gingerly soft launched my sexual career.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Anyway for career, oh boy, boy, there's no other word
for it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
N wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Anyway, That's what we want to know is how did
your parents bribe you to do something? Maybe it was
achieved something, do well at something, or do something for them?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Oh eight hundred dollars at MS number, give us a call.
You can text her as well. Nine six nine sex.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
How did your parents bribe you?

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Pam's Fledgeborn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Currently asking you how your parents bribed you to do
well or do something for you? Achieve because the gold medalist,
Australian gold medalist for skateboarding wanted a pet duck.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Did you have to ask for my parents if I like,
one was if.

Speaker 10 (01:02:55):
I could get a pet duck, because duck's a really
cute and I really wanted a pet duck.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
That's the only reason. One God, that club's going to
come back to horner and motivation of the duck, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Well, oh yeah, oh, let's all tease.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
The girl who won a gold middle at fourteen wanted
it done because.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
She was like, gotta get that duck.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
So she's never gonna get she's my father coolers, fourteen
year old of and we're winning gold for like skate skateboarding,
so cool. So we want to know what you did,
what your parents did to bribe you, whether it was
for exams, to do well at school, or just to
achieve to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Do something for them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Yeah, yeah, oh god, there's so many, so many brain
Is this healthy or is this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Therapy of sorts mental manipulation? Grace? What did your parents
bribe you with?

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (01:03:43):
So, my parents when I was sixteen, they really hated
my boyfriend and he was a couple of years older
than me, and so they said if I broke up
with him, they would take me on holiday. But I
told them I broke up with them, and then I
was sneaking around and they found out and they said, well,
now we're not going on holiday anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Yeah, but had they booked the ticket as and accommodation already.

Speaker 12 (01:04:07):
No, but they kind of like dangled it in front
of me and they were like, oh, we could go
to Gold Coast, or we could go to Fenji or
wherever you want.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
To go, Like, yeah, where's the boyfriend now?

Speaker 12 (01:04:22):
Probably not doing very well anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yes, you could have gone to the gold You could
have gone to the Pure with Tweetybird at the movie World.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
No, we got the picture of SpongeBob.

Speaker 10 (01:04:33):
World.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Yes, Grace, thank you. Jim I. What did your parents
bribe you with?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
My story is actually very similar to Grace's. My mum
brothers need to break up? Was my boyfriend with flights
to see my best friend in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Oh my god, Oh my god. This sounds like a
brilliant move from parents. Get rid of the dirt bags. Yeah,
did you do it?

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
I did, but I'm still waiting for the flights and
that was about over fifteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Oh my god, didn't follow through.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I don't think there's a statute of limitations here, I'd
take them to small claims. Yeah, totally agree, Jim versus
parents proof of the breakup.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
I did it. Here was the.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
Contract exactly what she lives. She lives overseas now, so
I think that must be edit.

Speaker 13 (01:05:16):
Interest Yeah, exactly, yeah, interest, Jim, I thank you some
messages in My parents bribed me a dollar a day
to walk to school and back.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
They could have given that to a kid, you know
those ads for a dollar a day.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
They would have had to drop their bloody own kid
off at school and across.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Them more than that petrol. But what about the chart
dollar a day paid? My parents paid for union and
if I failed, I had to pay them back.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
I did not fail.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
That's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Yeah, like if your parents had the money to pay
for it. Man, I don't resent anyone who utilized that thing,
but saying that you've got to pay it back if
you fail, you would never.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Find good motivation. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I bribed my now twenty six year olds to play
his final year of junior club rugby when he was
twelve because he wanted to quit and I was sad.
I said to him, if you play this year, old,
by your skateboard. So he said, okay, two games and
he broke his thumb in two places. Oh yeah, and
he's gone on to have a pretty decent rugby career.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
After the break.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Maybe that's Missus Barrett. It might be.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Missus Barrett. My nana really wanted me to get a
perm when I was eight years.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Old, well that is and at the moment, but for the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Boys, and bribed me that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
She said she'd buy me a cup with my name
on it. So easy to please kids in the eighties.
But do you know what, though, if you were a
kid and your name and you know this and you
can relate to this, if you were a kid and
your name was never on things, you would have loved that. Yeah,
hell yeah, yeah, I mean and a cruel twist of irony.
The only thing I ever had with my name on
it that was spar I was a hair brush.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
It's hard growing up as a badge hand.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Yeah, it was always not just never there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I got my sister got Michelle, my brother got Philip,
and I just get a blank thing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
You to me, there's always the blank ones.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Someone said one thousand dollars if I didn't smoke all
the time until I was twenty one, and then I
was free to make my enjoy s.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
That's what the government should do, because you know how
much does it cost to treat someone with like yeah,
broat cancer down the line.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
My dad brobed me saying, if you get an academical
water by your twenty four pack of donuts, I want
an academic achievement. And he said, that's only six donuts,
because it's an achievement. It's a downside, Yeah, downside. My
parents promised me a dog if I was still at
home when I was twenty one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Don't you promise? Isn't the bribe to leave home?

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Leave home? All around?

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
I lived time at seventeen, but came back just before
my twenty first birthday and secured the goods.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Oh so they wanted him home. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
My dad told me when I was seven, if I
had a tomato sandwich, which I hated at the time,
hid by me a toy train.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
I hate that sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
I I love this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
I fought.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
My fourteen year old son wanted new rugby boots, which
were three hundred bucks, so we bribed him. Every try
he got was ten dollars and every tackle was five.
That's a great way to earn your boots.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Oh yeah, somebody said.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Wait a minute, we were being bribed when I was
growing up. I was just constantly threatened, a bit more
of the sick.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Charll Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Fact of the day, day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Day, day day, Do do do do do do do
do do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Do do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Do do do do do do dooo.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Today's fact of the day is that an engraver was
almost primarily responsible for the reboot of the modern Olympics.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
What an engraver?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Because I took a break k from.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
The well they finished in like ancient Greece.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Yeah, full stop, revitalized in eighteen ninety six, the first
modern Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
It is called the Modern Olympics. Did he to stand
some business, some trophies on the go?

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
This guy, Joseph struts his name at an early age,
yet quite a strong Joseph Strutt.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Lord, Oh my god. If he's not a strutter, if
he's a wanderer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
He's just yeah, one of the people you have to
kind of move around like I'd never call you Vaughan Strutt. Meander.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Yeah, like people that drive to Suzuki Swift's. It is
so slow, like it's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Actually quite swift. Yeah, it's the chymney, that's the slow
poke of them. Yeah. Well, Strutt was born to his parents.
Elizabeth was his mother. Finally enough, who's watered his parents
and his uh father time of the day because it's crap, no, no, no,
this is just warming up.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
We're just warming up here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
He was educated and at the King Edward the sixth
Grammar School, and that is where he kind of developed
a little bit of a taste for engraving, which at
the time engraving wasn't just like on pieces of metal
or signs. It was also how they printed a lot
of books, so that engraved them in mirror and then
use a printing press too. There were the ones where

(01:10:17):
you could set them out, but of course when it
came to illustrations, you couldn't use pre cut letters, and
so he became a little bit of an illustrator with
the tool of engraving, which when you think about it,
you want the black lines to stick out, you've got
to engrave everything around it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
You've almost got to carve it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Yes, So he wanted to write himself a book, so
he undertook a massive task of the book called The
Sports and pastimes of the people of England. Rule and
domestic recreations, may games, mummeries, shows, processions, pageants and pompous
spectacles from the earliest period to the present time. Illustrated
worth one hundred and forty engravings. And they were his

(01:10:56):
engravings which I have here on my screen.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
All the various recreational tasks. This hunting. Here's a man hunting.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
A piggy old school illustration that digging a fox out
of a fox.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Oh, you probably wouldn't do that nowadays.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
It's a bit rough. They are hunting a deer, but rough.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
And this is when she's showing him food.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
No, she's showing him a hunting Olympic flashing your you're
fat spot. They are out hunting and it's muddy ground
and she's holding a dress up so it doesn't get
mud on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Oh I think she was flashing Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Here I come the food flash from New Zealand represented
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
In the food flash, it's Hoby Spring. How would you
win the food flash? Just the faster you're fastest to flash? Okay,
So then it talks about I've seen in the quickest
amount of time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I don't know sports developed from hunting, because of course
archery was primarily for hunting and warfare, but then you know,
outside of fair so he basically does all the engravings.
And a man at the called doctor William Brooks founded
the Winlock Olympic Games. And there was these Olympic Games
in the eighteen fifty which was just too in the

(01:12:12):
working class in the middle of summer to make everybody
be like, hey, let's have some final let's have some competitions,
let's give out some prizes. They were like sports, stay
at school, Yeah, but what sports are we going to play?

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
And he had a copy of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
This book, right, and it was like archery in and
he went through this book ticking a last year foo,
flashing the food flash. And then he had an argument
with the people he was involved with, yeah, and split
off and formed the Winlock Olympic Society, who then got
in touch with Greece at a later time and said,
you guys are kind of running a little bit of
an Olympics thing, but you were only allowed to inter.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
If you spoke Greek. Oh, and we'd quite like to
get involved. And so through then they developed it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
And it's all put down to the fact that this
guy did a book of engravings of all of England's pastimes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
That got the Olympics back on track.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
They got the.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Olympics back on track. Oh gosh, credible.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
I cannot wait to proudly wear the silver fern on my.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Eight.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
Yeah, you could be flag bearer.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
You could walk in because they always have a few
fats about the flag bearer. You're in the flag for
New Zealand and this opening ceremony is four years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Didn't even know this was a sport. But the footh
flash has become a patient.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Never thought she'd make it to the Olympics and now yeah,
is one of the world's best.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
She's given us at the taste of things to come.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Absolutely incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
A little bit of a breeze off. You's caught up
under the skirt.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
If you went old by, you were duck.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Get that dark.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Duck's a cube.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
So today's factor to day is the rebirth of the
modern Olympics.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Can kind of be pinned down to an engraver.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Fat of the day, day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Day day day do do do do do do do
do do?

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Dear play play.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
He's a woman who has shared a first date experience
on TikTok, and I just wanted to share it with you.
She went on a date with a feller. First date,
all was going well. For heaters, margaritas, Oh perfect, amazing.
We love a sizzling for heater plate. We've talked about

(01:14:28):
this at length now. She said it was good. It
was fun, he was funny, he was nice. And after
dinner he was like, don't I come back to my
house and watch a movie?

Speaker 10 (01:14:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
We know, yeah, we know what that means. Said, we want
to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
We've had some feeder for heters, We've had some margaritas.
No problem, this is what I want. So off they
try to go back to his house and he takes
her to his bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
We know what this movie is.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
And he sits on a she's sitting on the bed
and he's like, oh, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
She's like, all good, you're in your house. You go
for a little potty.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
He's gonna on sweet Oh yeah, right, So that's attached
to the danger cost.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Of the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Oh no, I would if it's a first date, you'd
go and use the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Put a bit of distance between you. It gets so
much worse. I would literally prefer to go to the neighbors. Anyway,
goes into the en suite where you know, next cavity slider.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
God, of course it is. Of course it is sweet.
Always have you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Just disgusting wardrobes and on sweet heavity sliders. You know
how we feel about that. Anyway, he goes into the
bathroom and he sits.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Down, leaving the door open.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Leaving the door open and pulls down his pants, sit
on the toilet and she's like, oh, he sits when
he peas.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Nope, no door open.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
He's sitting there for like a minute, and she suddenly
just goes, what are you doing. He's like, I'm pooping
of this first date. This dude's had a sizzling spicy
for heater plate. He sits down on the load and
the cavity slider open, like literally what a meter or
two away from her taking an absolute poop. Right, so

(01:16:16):
she was just shivers yeah to TikTok, And everyone's like,
oh my god, I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Don't even know how i'd react. I'd be like, oh,
close the door, like you wouldn't. Aaron wouldn't even do
that in front of you now, right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
We were peeing in front of each other. Never poope,
never in our line.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
You just feel like, give me a moment or go
to another bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Yeah no, no, no, never never, never have never crossed
that line.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
And I don't plan on us. Yeah, let alone a
first day. Yeah, not even when we're sick. Would that
happen anyway? So the great thing is everyone was commenting
on TikTok, being like, oh my god, part two, part two,
we must know, like how did you leave?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Like did you just run? She's like, nice.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Days, everybody pust She with the door open, right in
front of the person I hope to be soon romantically
twined to us, even with the door shut, the smell
the oh.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
So, she said, honestly, it was the weirdest thing. I
asked him, what are you doing? He said, I'm just pooping,
Like he acted like it was so normal. So she said,
I just sat there and then just pretended like I
was on my phone for a bit. And then he goes, oh,
does that make you feel uncomfortable? And she was like yeah,
and he goes, I just feel really comfortable around you,
and then the shed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
You gotta do what you gotta do. Are they still together?
He had they have gone on three dates and ongoing
Margaret readers, Susan for haters.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Yeah he had a poop yep with the door open
yep as a god tear poop right there, door open?

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Yeah why not?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Then still managed to engage in some romance and.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
She went back.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
She has been on three dates with him since and
as of now they are still dating God amongst men.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Why not? No apologies Flevoorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Well, it's not just humans to get the eck. There's
been a big sage done and obviously like they can't
ask cats and dogs like what gives you the eck?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
You just have to know how to talk to them.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
And cat you get it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Okay, that is an eck talking to talking to dogs
or cats in the baby voice?

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Is your my goodsess? How do you talk to Major Murray?

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
You use the voice my bro?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Oh no, I get home on good day, my brood,
my bro how's your day been so far? Home out
little dude?

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
So they ask pit owners and you know you you
know when your dog or your cat gives you the
stinky or that side eye.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Major Murray Fluffington has a death.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Stare, stinkiest of the eyes, stinkiest look Rollie has one
hundred percent as of the last month fallen out of
love with me. He'll just sit there and he'll just
look at me like like he.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Why, what did you do?

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
We'll put him on a diet.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Oh okay, Or so your cat is not fat. You
want to see a fat cat, come and see my cat.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
But you kin't of have a breed cat that should
be a chonky cat. My cat's a street cat, was
born to be thin. And we've been told he's a
little bit chonk here. So we'll put him on a
diet and he just DearS me. He just thinks I'm
the worst thing. And I'll be like, come for a
little caddle, and he just looks at.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Me like yuck.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Oh wow, yeah, I see. That's why people just cave
and we.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Built him a house. He does not care.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
So they talk to two thousand pit owners and ask
them what behavior they do that gives the cat the eck,
that gets a side eye or gets him in a
stink mode. And the study found that dogs get weirded
out more than cats by our behavior.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
That makes sense. Over a third of.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Pits seemingly get the eck from a stranger kissing them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Yeah yeah, my cat hates being touched around them.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
He's just like, get away. Some cats love smoochy kisses,
not my cat.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
One and five cats. All dogs get the ec from
owner's flatulence. Eight judge humans, we're using baby talk on them.
You think about what it would be like being a
dog with super super sedsitive smell and then your owner.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
Drops their gus, It'll be you'd pretty yack all god.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
The biggest annoyance from pits, according to their owners, was
being taken to the vet.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Oh yeah, like I had to.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
I was lending my cat curry case to my friend
who just bought some cats, and I put it in
the hallway and my cat disappeared.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
He's like, nope, roll is the same. If he even
sees it, you will not see him all day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Yeah. Yeah, cats, man, they hate us, and we've been
told us. No, they love us. They love us.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
They love us.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Now they don't we know that we're just the servants.
Yeah we are. We literally look the servants.

Speaker 10 (01:20:50):
Big.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
You love dogs and they lock their balls and.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Balls ha ha ha. I rub them of that pleasure.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
They didn't have alls, hahaha, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
I took your balls. Took your balls, master, I'm the master,
actually the only male at our house with balls.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Oh yeah you went to dog scales.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Wait did none of your male animals have balls? Where's
your balls?

Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
Balls?

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
The balls? You don't have a steer. Yeah, we were removed.
They were gone by the time we got them.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Oh, it's should get some synthetic balls, some prosthetic balls.
He can't remember, he won't know how. You know, there's
that some people put on their trailers on their I
always laugh. Another podcast in the bag.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
The plastic bag. Are they back?

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
No, still band? They never left.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
In the line boy man, if you enjoyed that, okay,
oh and if you enjoyed it, give us a writing
and a review, and be sure to tell all of
your friends.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
God, I need some sleep. Saint Eames Fletch Vonnen highly

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