Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 9th August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fletchhahn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe. The perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Hell Logan morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Hailey.
It's two minutes past its Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Happy Friday. Happy to be here, Happy Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
My mom keep sending me videos from Italy. They're dancing
on the street currently. I believe my mom just knocked
over an umbrella. But I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
My mum sent me a picture of some mud and said,
any of this up your way.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
So parents are living different lives. They really are. They
really are slightly different, different lives, slightly different lives. Top
six is coming up. It sure is the only thing
I'm prepared for the show today.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I wrote the Top six last night after Fletch gave
me the idea, so I can't even take credit for
the origins of idea.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You're welcome. I wrote it, and then I think my.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Wife said dinner's ready, and I shut it and I
didn't oben it again, and then I got to work
and anyone's like, where'd you see your preper email? I
was like, I don't know, and I opened my mom
and I was like, apparently I didn't do one.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's all right, Well I don't know, man. Good thing.
You got a cute button nose cue button and had
a cute button nose. A good thing. We're all here
to pick up the Slack.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Top six lines for the re record of the twenty
ten Cashier song TikTok, because you'll be aware.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
She said, I wake up in the morning feeling like
P Diddy, and now we're aware the P Diddy is
a pos P did he's got canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
And I mean cash has been through her own situation
with an abusive partner. Is she doing like a Taylor
Swift and just recording re recording all of her big songs.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, because she had a very similar thing. Right, She
couldn't perform for.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Ages because he was getting money off the song. So
you maybe so wake up in the morning feeling like P.
Diddy is gone, and you've got the top six changes.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, even some of the the next line.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
As well, which traditionally was grab my keys them out
the door.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm going to hit this city. Let's go. You guys
might need to do Let's go, Let's go.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I can do maybe you. Okay, lead flit, you really
are really off, Mike. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Let's go like that. Okay, great. Also on the way,
silly little pole, do you see alarms on the weekend
or do you have an ounce of humanity?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I just wake up, like maybe an hour after I
normally wake up, and I'm like, now, we'll get into
the results soon for silly little pole, give you a chance.
It's well to win one thousand dollars today with our
one golden song. Will play that at eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Next, A lady burglar? What a lady burglar? A burglar?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
It has shared how she used to choose houses to burgle.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
She's a dor bag. Okay, plays Fleb and Haley.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Now we were reading this before about a burglar who
burgled houses, lady burglar.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
And then we were like she and we all went oh.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
My gosh, and we had to check out feminism and
realized that women can be burglars.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
But if you saw this, if you walked into your home,
and even if she had like your TV under her
arm and your cherished positions, you'd be like, oh my god,
are you okay?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
You lost? Her last name's gome is.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Well, she does not looked like a burglar. She take
it all is gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
She looks like a mixture between like Liam, Michelle and God.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I don't know. She's hot. She's beautiful. She's a very beautiful.
When she's a lady burger.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
She's a lady burglar who burgled to the point of spinning.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Ten years in prison. She's been in prison.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
She doesn't even look like she is old enough to
have burgled and done ten years in prison.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Her name's Ginging.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Ginging Gomes spent ten years in prison for all of
her criminal active Since then, she's turned her life around
and she now she has tips and advice on how
to protect your home against getting robbed. Basically okay, and
she does so by so she called herself a cat burglar.
What defines being a robber or a cat burglar?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Cat burglars are sneaky, right, They get in and out.
They're not there to like, they're not there to like trash,
the put down your head and be like your drawer
upside down, and like they just go in they know
that you've got some valuables.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
So a burglar is anyone who illegally enters a restricted
building without authorization. A cat burglar may or may not
enter a building illegally. Oh yeah, yeah, they do have
to intend to steal, but make every attempt to go undetected.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, yeh yeah, So sneaky, weeky, sneaky, sneaky. Okay, So
she made a little mental checklist when she would be
choosing the houses that she was going.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
To burgle, so that these are kind of tips if
your I guess you don't want to be burgled, And
also like going away for like holidays, people go away.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
One thing she used to do hang on with that
was at the bottom. She used to wear the wrong
size shoe tie up he here and were scrubs, so
like the footprints, if they were trying to find you'd
never find any of her here, and it would be like, oh, okay,
it's two us men's a liver, yeah, and she's an eight. Yeah,
and she'd be just like stuffing the toes clever. Now,
we're not obviously using these tips to encourage burgling. No,

(05:20):
we're using them to help you realize what they're looking for.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
The first thing would be the weather. She'd never burgle
on a sunny day because it would indicate that people
be outside their houses later, oh yeah, and be like
enjoying the pleasant weather. Well, rain was optimal. It best
to burgle.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I remember someone saying it was cars getting broken into.
Was it weindy and rainy that muffled the noise of
like smashing a back muffled the noises.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
And she said, if you ever got caught, they're not
going to chase you. They're not going to come outside
and be like what's happening and go for a good
like look around the grounds. Yeah, because it's rain could
just standing at the door and be like, I don't
see anyone.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh wow. So she was like, you better hot.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
You know, better to hide okay, Okay. The time, um,
she would target homes, minimize it.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
She would target.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
She would choose her time to minimize the risk of
people being in the house. So she wake up about
five o'clock in the morning and get ready, start getting
things in order. Excuse me, because people will be heading
off to work at around seven, and she goes straight
then because you're less likely likely popping.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Home for lunch.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Like popping home Oh okay at the end of the day,
So she said primetime eight till eleven am.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Really okay, so she's not in middle of the night robber. Um, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Security systems, she looked for those visible security systems. She
would say if she saw a security system, rather than
deter her, it was a sign that there was valuable
possessions inside.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
So like challenge accepted.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
If they have an alarm, it's lightly they've got something
in their house they want to protect and I want
to steal it. Yeah, pets same that you think they're
having a sign saying you know, dog on property or
something toter a burglar. But no, it told her that
if you had motion sensor alarm systems, they were most
likely off.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Because you've got a dog. Oh yeah. But then some
of the systems now are so smart that you can.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Give our security camera tells us what it's seen, a
vehicular person.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
A pet, Yeah, apart, I can see if you've got
it on your door.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
It can say new parcel delivered because it can just
see like, yeah, something there that wasn't there before. And
even like like catsl small animals, you can blank out
an area that cats can walk in and anything above
a cat height, yeah, would be detected.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
But if you're going to burglar, you just snake around
the cat.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Well, she's a cat burglar.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
She's a she's a cat burglar, should get low, she'd
get down alone.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I still don't imagine jing it's getting down alone.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
So she would also look at location in terms of
not just like whiz nice communities, but somewhere where there
was like good landscaping and shrubbery that she could hide him.
So the actual location of your house, like, how could
I get out? Where's my path out? If I'm running?
Where am I going to? Is this sumway for me
to run? Or am I gonna be running down a
highway forever?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Right? So those are the things she looked for. Isn't
that crazy? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I don't know how this beautiful young woman with too
much look filler got into she's.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Taking it too far. I don't know how she got
found got into a life of crime. Yeah, ten years
in prison. Bad. But those are the things she's looking
out for.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Fletch Vorne and Hailey, Hailey, silly little pool silly.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
It is so silly, silly, silly bad, silly little pool, silly,
little poly, little silly, little silly.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Sell a little pol today. Do you set alarms on
the weekend? Somebody text message and not so much.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Set alarms more forget to turn them off. I hate you,
no you, and you just watch that I know.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
And then somehow was still on Sunday. Her alarm goes
off a.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Quarter to seven, and I'm like, how is this happening?
Give me your phone? Change it.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
You set it for Wednesday, and he's coming back. It's
happened more than once.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh, it sounds like she needs to delete the whole schedule.
And I'll say it sounds like grounds for divorce.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
It sounds like you do need to delete her if
it ever happens again.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
No way, I don't see that unless unless I'm flying somewhere.
I've got to get up for something. Alarm, Yeah, if
we've got a day at home.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Well, a sleep expert has said that you meant to
maintain a regular sleeping pattern on the weekend to shut
up sleeping. A sleep expert that disagrees with it. We
get that's what you can do nowadays. You just find it.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Because it puts it puts your sleep cycles out.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I don't who cares shits?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
My alarm goes off at four fifteen, and that's fifteen
minutes later than it used to go off.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
No way, I already the expert says we should ditch
the alarm. I found one, you found so easy. Yeah,
doctor Hanna Patel.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm going to say sleep experts says, you don't really
need that much.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Like alarm free mornings might be best for your sleep overall.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Because you're in sleep debt and you're going to catch
it up on the weekend sleep debt.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
As long as it doesn't screw up on Sunday night,
like les, we can.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Get enough sleep during the week you won't need to
sleep in at the weekends.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Turn his microphone off. He's done here, you're dark here.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
If I even sleeping past six o'clock at the weekend,
still do it?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I can still.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I always got to stab late on Friday night. Otherwise,
Saturday mornings like five o'clock, that's horrible.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
A cat like six o'clock. He's just me.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah. Maybe Why are you not locking your animals outside?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's his house and we're just renting it from him.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
This is ridiculous. Say little Bolder, you set alarms on
the weekend.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Thirty one percent of people said yes, but a lovely
nice sixty nine percent.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Nice, nice, nice, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Then I recently found I was sleeping for ten to
twelve hours on the weekend without an alarm, So now
I set one for eleven am. Can still ignore it
if I need more sleep, Give me a chance eleven am.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
What does Ben do? The day is over? What do
you mean you used to sleep in?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
So now you set it for eleven So does that
mean you were sleeping for Ben?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
It's not a seventeen year old boy. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Remember those school holidays. You used to just like wake
up and be like what time is? It was like
one o'clock, going net a loaf of bread, Good time
Ben noodles, and then stay till three.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Ben's an adventure boy. I'm looking at Ben's Instagram. He's
not seventeen year old. It's a Kiwi boy living and
working in Australia, right, Lots of worldly pecks live so late?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Whats he sang up? Must he sang up late until
like three or four?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Where if you're not here to judge? You can work
if you're out on three or four. If you want
to sleep the day away, yeah, you know, if you
want to waste, if you want to market such a
mummery daan thing and say you've waited.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
We've had half a day, We've we've been out the
best part of the day.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I used to wake up with my grandparents eight thirty
in a weekend of my grandfather. You've missed the best
part of the day, the dark. Yeah, yeah, the sun,
the night, the quiet part of the end of the night.
Carlina says, yes, I unfortunately have to sit in a
larm for kids sports.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Wow, you know, two more weeks of your fault, two
more weeks of Saturn NEPA and then we're done.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Really yeah, and then summer sports. I don't like to
encourage my children to be active over something.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Nah, get on those.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Bad day you really want them to play, like team
sports and stuff. At the same time, you do not
want your weekends gone in summer, I realized I'm a
bad parent when it comes to like a little bit
of selfishness on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, I'm so selfish. I just didn't have them. Do
you know what I man talking about being a selfish parent.
I'm the most kind of selfish parent there is. Yeah,
so selfish you couldn't even be withis. I just went,
you've got a couple of Margarita babies.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, I got a couple. Yeah, that's a Margarita, just
out there living their lives.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
They're margaritas, and you drink them. Do you think of
margarite lovingly? And grow them, nurture.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Them and bring it into this world and a ple
bring them to life. Yeah, and then you drink them,
and then you drink them straight down. Mummy loves you.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Kylie says, no need to set alarms when you have
small children.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
What you need to do, Kylie, is what I did
when my kids got to an age where they were
capable of turning on the television on Friday nights and
Saturday nights. Would make them a packed lunch and I'd say,
when you wake up in the morning, amazing in the fridge, and.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
They just like have sandwiches and jam and stuff for.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Breakfast, and always Saturday cartoon cartoons.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
They just they just yeah, do you know what?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
They don't even really show cartoons on Saturday anymore, don't they?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Because just what YouTubers look got TV race man I did.
I did a lot of heavy shows eighties and nineties.
It's done well.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
I have six month old twins. I'm assuming I'm never
ever going to need an alarm ever.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Again, No, because we'll be sitting alarms for midnight later
being like where is she?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Where are they? Aren't they home? She said she was
on that bus.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Sarah said, I have a week in alarm because I
have to walk my dog every morning.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's another thing. People are like, oh, my.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Dog will freak out if I don't walk it before
seven or whatever. It's like, because you've made it. Yeah,
if you don't get as Sometimes I pretend my dog's
an invisible invisible for the entire day just so they
know whose boss. Yeah, absolutely, the alpha male. Yeah right, they'll.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Ignore everybody and I'll just look at them. No, oh god,
I'm so sorry. Yeah I thought you were. It is
very Do.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
You ignore me for the rest of the show, just
so I know who's boss.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
And then I'm going to look at you and I'm
going to tell my head, yeah, there it is.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Hello. Now you have to give her a bestket.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
There's no bsket, no becase, no becase. There comes the look.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
That was very.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Dummish praces to be people to see.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I have that alarm to get me out, Chris, I'm
a small child without a singler, it's cold.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
It wakes up because it's a and I'm always cold?
Is a cold small child? Baby man Singler a little
sleeping a Marino? Yeah, you little baby.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Laura says, only Saturday to make sure I kick ass
at les Mills.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh you're good. I don't go to the Sunday's.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Sundays no gym, and the wine is probably kicked my
ass as well.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, balance there, that's perfect with your balance.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
My dumb brain wakes me up. He's Merredith Charlotte. Yes,
just for Saturdays. Otherwise I'd sleep until twelve and not
get anything done. I'm a teenager trapped to an adult's body.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Probably needs to single it as well. I can get
a single on that cold child Play twenty four then
and Champ click spotting under letting.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
So day thirteen. I guess that's over now, wrapping up now. Yep,
that's an amazing stat Where did you fight? Shannon's just
hit us with the most amazing per capital stat.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Because we feel like we should be hind Shannon's done, mad,
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
We might need a double checks now no offense, but
I didn't think that would be.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
You topic statistics at sixteen Yeah, calculator.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
So, Dominica has a population of seventy sixty seven thousand,
So I took our popular population.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Population English not hers.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
So divided that by sixty seven, and then that gave
us the number we need, which is seventy two point
zero something.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
That's wild one. I've got one gold, one gold, so
we need that.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Man, they've got one gold per sixty seven thousands, so
we would need seventy nine point two gold medals. So
we were the per capita table. Yeah, it's number five
on the per capita table, and we've got the most medals.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
To be honest, it's been in the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I think some of the smaller countries of and some
of the developing developed countries.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Did you see Indonesia winning gold for the speed climate.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Oh my god, the speak zero zero zero two. We
had a guy climbing was even happening. That is insane.
That small b I love it.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I'm the small nations and the development nations winning medals,
and some of them for the first time in Olympic history,
they're taking home medals. We can be I mean not
us personally, because we've done nothing to it.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
An Olympic medal but New Zealand is number twelve on
the table entire world.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
That is insane, sound of our size.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
We won bronze in the sailing mix for Eric Dawson
and Meeka Wilkinson.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
That was bronze.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Then we won gold in the women's team canoe sprint
led by none other lead by none other than Dame
Lisa Carrington.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
It's just amazing gold.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
And then one another gold for Elise Andrews are in
the cycling. I mean, we're so good. We've got it
sport as to show you. Nigging and bullying sometimes it
pays off.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Treat treat him mean, keep him keen. You're not going
to be any good. You're not going to be any.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Can't achieve anything. You sucked, you know.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
And now look too big for your booth. They proven
everybody wrong.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
So what's how Taly so twelve twelve on the table,
five gold, six silver and two bronze.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Thirteen all up.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
We are behind Canada, Germany, Netherlands, Italy, Japan, the Republic
of Korea, the Good Career, Great Britain, France, Australia, United
States and Jana pepping the US a boy one gold medal.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I mean we're just a cost.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, we're wettle country country and doing really well. Well,
that's nice.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
We're surrounded by water in some countries touch yeah it
is some countries.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Do countries touch other countries? It's remand no one of
these wars. Everybody's all like, well every bit of that.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Where's the lion? Yeah there's isn't there a line? Do
we have? What are our other chances? Is it more?
I don't know what's on the schedule for today, more
rolling or rowing?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
More rolling because they face yeah, Olympics day whatever, there
we go. No, yep, sweet cycling, but a cycling to
come as well. Did you when you said we're won
middles you said about the cycling middle?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, okay, cool Elise. I don't know much more to adding.
Do you see.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Eliza McCartney said, because come back man, she's like, give
me four years because she wasn't here or not not hairy,
proud of ish, made of the finals.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
But which is another smileiest Olympian?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I think we should we should give her an award
for the smiliest Olympia.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Maybe is smiling.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't know if giving a woman or an award
for smiling is great when she says she shouldn't get
the middle might be quite nice to give her something
just like kudos. We're proud of you, you made it,
you represented us well.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
She needs your smiling, smiling smile.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
You're saying, give us a smile, because I'm not saying that.
I'm almost give us a smile to that.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
Grin play Play City blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
This is the top.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Six top six new lines for the rear record of
Cash's TikTok, the song from two thousand and nineteen. Yeah,
so to celebrate the fifteen year anniversary, she will re
record the single and the line about p.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Diddy that will go.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
She's been locked in that years long legal battle because
of the whole Doctor Luke thing.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, she's only just won the right.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
To record her first single as an independent artist.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
JI lie like it's insane, It's not right.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, I really hope she changes the line I brush
my teeth with a bottle of Jack No, because that
made me think that she was stinky.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Imagine dipping your toothbrush into a bottle of Jack Daniels
and then thinking that that's adequate oral hygiene.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Brush your teeth, then have a little shot of jack.
If you're going to have one with Jack.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Well, apparently one out of ten dentists have said that
jack is okay. One out of ten wanted to agree
on Goldgate.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Bolo Jack is all good? Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well Fletch suggested this in his suggest you was wake
up in the morning feeling like a diddle.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
He was just getting you start. It was a thought start,
you'll welcome to you.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Here are the top sex new lines for the re
record with musical accompaniment that I had to know not yet.
Point no, I saw him. Point I didn't even see
number six on the list. Okay, okay, started the start.
I'll point at you when it's time to start it.
What are you doing.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I'm going to stop mixing, stop it. I can't do it.
If you're gonna stop, you gonna start freeing. You gotta
go ru She starts immediately. Wake No, that was no
good from you little on the list.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Wake up in the morning, squeezing. I'm my titty pinch
the nipper done the day.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I'm going to hit this city. Wow, that's so rude.
What they're not all rude? Are they? Birds that play
with them every morning when I want this is what
are we talking about this?

Speaker 10 (22:55):
Later?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
No, I told you, guys, I had sore nipples.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Your first Your first in me was chop and bit.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
And ever play with those Yeah, I said.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
There was sore.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I think you said sensitive before you said sore.

Speaker 11 (23:11):
I did.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Okay, Alrightyre read number wait, I'm going to stop eight yep.
Number five on the list of the top sex new
lines for the Record of.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Cash is TikTok.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Wake up in the morning feeling sharp and witty.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
This won't last long. Soon I'll be inner shitty. That
was good.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
That.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
The next one's just for girl power line is the
top sex new lines.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
For the Record of Cash is TikTok.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Wake up in the morning, feeling kind and pretty, Grab
my smartphone out in the door.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I'm going to own this city, but a girl. The
sounds so white and key with them.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Do you say the smart and press smart and feeling
kind and pretty, grab my smartphone right. Number three on
the list of the top sex new lines for the
re Record of Cash is TikTok. Wake up in the
morning and my teeth a grit. Better brush them because
I've got the dentist at ten, thirty, not enough sles
in that one.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
And thirty and what are they?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Okay loose rhyme there, yeah, if she's gonna.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Use any event, yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Number two and the less of the top sex new
lines of the rerecord of cashes TikTok.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Wake up in the morning, to the mouth of a kitty.

Speaker 7 (24:21):
I hate your cat.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Now I've woken up.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
That's good, left the cannon. Wake up in the morning.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
That's really good.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Here.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Number one of the less of the top sex new
lines of the Record of cash is TikTok, wake up
in the morning. I make you sure, I'm fifty, my
back saw on, my knees hurt, and I somehow have
a zitty. That one felt personal for you, feel like
sho have done this Top six being the musical one.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Hey, I am watching and learning? Watch why watch and learn? Well,
it's done. Now, it's over.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
That's today, plays Flee and Haley Well fletch. Vaughan and
Hayley have an Instagram chat where all we do It's
called f eh Ondagram yep, and all we do is
just sendrels. We've got chats all over the show, but
this one is real exclusive. And I shared a chat

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yesterday saying, oh my god, and it was a video
of the England rugby team turning up to the les
Mills Auckland City, which is the les Mills that Fletch
and I attend.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
It's just we can literally over the road there's yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
And I said, oh my god, this is happening. Mom
is coming down because I train upstairs in the women's
only gym. I don't go to the mixed gym. Now
I got so excited.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I just don't get it.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
What do you mean you don't get what Why wouldn't
you provide yourself a cardiovascular workout with a pleasurable vista.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I don't don't get me wrong.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
I'm sure there's a visas upstairs.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I don't know. It's less.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's just smaller and there's less people. I like it,
and I'm just I don't know. It's a little safe.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
A woman go to the downstairs part Yeah okay.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm just that's just where I go. But I was like,
I'm coming downstairs. And then I was like, right, put
the gym gear together.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
So you weren't going to gym today.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
No, okay, Friday's right, Yeah, that's madness.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
It's like it's like Coddic on a Friday. So pat
my bag and I was like, these are nice leggings.
I don't have scrunch bum leggings, but I was like,
these make my butt look the best.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I'm gonna give me.

Speaker 12 (26:32):
Some of them.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Scrunch bum. Yeah, you don't know how I feel about these.
I don't know about them on you.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I saw someone in them and I was like, it
just looks like a pocket asshole. Why is everybody trying
to look like they've got a pocket lifts?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
It doesn't. Are they the ones that Luly Lemon said
there's stopping making? Never made them? Made them? They said
the stopping making some kind of leging hal make.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Them just like influencer brands on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
You should do a settle a little pole on these
packet al soholes because sorryggings.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Of the bum, right, but it doesn't actually lift. It's
an illusion. By creating that pucker at the top, it
makes it look like you've got that like roundness.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Are you trying to get in the way of my imagination?
Some bloody hip thrust get a nice juicy to get.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Magic eye on your ass. You're gonna look at it
for ages and go cross.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
You don't have to.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Behind them when they're on the steermast and you go
cross and you stand right behind them and you.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
And I never can see it. I can't see it
trying to just go softly cross. I do magic eyes,
you know.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I put in my cutest little leggings and like nice
socks and a little like kind of croppy tight T
shirt that's been making me look cute and lifted. And
I was like, here we go, Like that's going to
be cute. I'll put my hair up, cute up, a
little bit of makeup.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
On, and I'll come down and I'm strong man. I'll
just get on that bar.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
And that's when I said, Hailey, the All Blacks this
weekend are playing Argentina in Argentine.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
They're playing here. They're playing here. Maybe is that okay?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Is it? Well? I was like the sports fans, they're
already tomorrow seven o five correct, So is it here?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Or is it just must be okay? Is it game? Yeah?
I can leave them a little treat. I guess we'll
never know. We'll never know, so okay.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
So then that's when I said, no, no, you must
be wrong. The England unless they're English rugby team are
playing the All.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Blacks next to you. We're not playing already played them.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
So what happened was I was on reels, this popped up.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I sent it off to quick pack the bag without
chicking the day it was like literally ages ago, so.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Missed them.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Now I'm like, well, I've packed my bag. Yeah, but
what about the Argentinian rugby team could be there.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
They've got to be somewhere. Let me just look them
up on Instagram. English team art sakey, hang on, what.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Is it the apparently it's at the Cake Turn So
the cake Turn, Yeah, Argentinian calling it that someone's paying
thousands of dollars for sponsorship.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
No sky stadium, sky sky Stadium, cake Tin Argentinian rugby.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
See they're not going to be at the Wellington in
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
You want us to wait? How much you reckon it'll be?
You might would you consider flying Jetster? What a trade
off having a fly Jetstar?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
But how hot?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
This team?

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Plays Flint, Thoorne and Haley. It's the final rangings. We
ranked things on Fridays.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
We argue, We debate, and we started talking about snowmobiles
because you've been taken off? No, have you been taken
off by the snowmobile? How I think how we got
onto it was we were talking about boats and how
sixy those wooden advantage.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Open top speed boats are. Yeah, especially when they're driving it.
And I've got you life jacket, one hand, sunglasses, open shirt.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, fanging it across a flat laying now whin I
win lot of on Saturday night and I buy that
lakeside property and wonica that we were all looking at yesterday.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Gorgeous. You're all well going to come and stay one
week at a time, I mean, come and stay. Cut
us off a cue. You're not getting a cube of
my beautiful lakeside property. There's plenty that you can view
and read about it one rooft or it is in
plenty for Flinch and I to have. You want like
an acre, you love an acre.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Lacery.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
We've all got an agreement. If we win the big lotto,
we're going to give it. He's just gonna leave and
we're never gonna see him again. He's never gonna pay us.
He's predicted that I'll pay you I'll stick to my bargain.
But that's your Tatar money.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And then and then you just you're buying out the friendship.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah. So when I buy that lake side property, I'm
going to have one of those wooden lake boats.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I've decided. And then when will you have a snow
move them? Yes, of course it will.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
But you know one thing, I will never have friends.
That's one way to certify that you never have friends.
How embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Now we're going to think about all sorts, because there's vespers,
you know, there's the scooters, there's ways, the camels, camel
you're only doing motorized, right, let's not do animals?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Were does honey balloon fit into this?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Now?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
You don't rhyme that, I mean you do? You take it?
You you take right?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
You could put it on your list if you want
to gondola Okay, that's public, that's not controlled. You've got
to be in control of this vehicle. Okay, because one's
gonna for the killer is number three?

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
What about cable car? No, it's not yours, and it's
your cable car to get to your house.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
In Eastbourne last weekend. Evene's got a cable car car
on the top. But yeah, I don't know if I
trust my own cable. I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's got to be like old like you know, Jason
Mamore did on the Roam a whole series on HBO
about vintage motorcycles and when I boy a boy when
I see them man upon a motorcycle, but I would
never want to be with someone who was a motorcycle driver.
And I've never been on a motorcycle, and because they're

(32:36):
so terrifying and dangerous, but when I see it.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
So she's not gonna a Vantage six a dvantage like
Harley Davidson Indian motorbikes those.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I'm gonna go number one sixy vintage Harley Davidson, number
two Italian open shirt, sunglasses on with a proscco and
hand driving.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
That's my number one.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
And the number three, I'm gonna go skateboard something.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
When I see a man on a skateboard really like
an older man still, like a fifty year old man
with dreads.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, like silver fox like kind of cool. Okay, yeah, skateboard.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
What's he wearing?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
No, no, no, no, not skate clothes like loose clothes,
like look simple, but you know.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
We're like five hundred shirt and on a skateboard, skateboard
year old skater. I don't think that's boat shoes. Yeah,
he's in boat shit.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
What has he got straight off that boat that just
went flat and onto a skateboard.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
And he's just look at he's got the wind in
his hair. This is my peck.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Wooden speedboat. Yeah, snowmobile and my third one I'm stuck on.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, rocking horse. I would go snowmobile. Yeah, number one?
Is that your number one? Snowmobile? Number one? Not at
snowbill is cool? Like is number three for me? Tank?
Rules tanks?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, unless he's going into you know, kill a bunch
of innocent he might be about cuckoo.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Cuckoo. Well on driving the tank. Oh but what about diggers?
We did we didn't think about diggers? Oh yecause forklift?
Oh we forgot about forklift. Even in the planning stages.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Skateboard got bun, skateboards got bumped fork left, fork left.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
You'd bump skateboard for forklift?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yeah, yeah, because what if he's in a tight warehouse
and he's getting things down and out and you're just
like how is this master one hand.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
It's not even really Oh yeah, doney, but he's wrapped,
but he's chucked his highs over his muscles.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, he doesn't need it. He's alluding you to the
fact that tight t watch out.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, motorcycle, Italian speedboat.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Forklift, snowmobile, fork left, Italian, Italian open top speed I.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Think italian open top.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Don't give me a tenney or fiberglass handes hunter. It
needs to be it needs to be wooden, and it
needs to.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Be sparkedless, sparkless the band guys shooting at you as well,
like that T shirt.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah, absolutely, redundant windscreen. You've always got to be standing
when you're finging it across the lake and a little
Italian flag at the back. Jared has said, have acraft?
How embarrassing have we considered a craft?

Speaker 12 (35:43):
You know?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
It's a that's an embarrassing a swamp boat. Swamp boat on.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
A swamp boat, they are pretty fat, they're not. And
then that single single wheel segue a handle, no know those.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
And they're like all erect and they're like, yeah, like
that to move.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
That's the biggest contracept advice I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, it's an inverted Yeah, it's all yeah. Yeah, it'll
actually seal about, won't it.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
So Italian speedboats number one for sure an yeah, I
mean snowmobile for me would be in my top five.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
So okay, yeah left fourteen past seven. Hailey has a
surprise for us next ONRN and I don't know what's
on the show.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, look it's don't don't be concerned. No one's coming
into the studio, you know, so I don't need to
give you a head back. No, it's it's not paper
at all.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
It's just hayback for when we brought in one of
your top tear crushes and surprised you with an interview.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Let's do that again.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
But no, this is a follow up a part two,
shall we say of something we talked about earlier in
the week play.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
We talked earlier in the week about the fact that
task Masters started this week on Tuesday and Wednesday and
it's going great.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
And then I did mention that.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
For the first time of my life, someone wrote some
fan fiction about me, Yeah, task Master fan fiction in
which Jeremy when I was auditioning to be on task
Master and Jeremy Wells had his way with me. It
has been discovered that Vaughan Allen Smith, you too have
received a Taskmaster erotic.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Coron task Master. Leave me out of this. It's called
chapter two. I'm chapter one. Who is it with? Not you?
No offense, no offense, No offense? Was really we joke around?
That was really quick.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Ah, okay, So it's called the audition Chapter two. Vaughn
Smith summary, your turn, Varnie. Vaughn Smith was nervous, but
he had good reason to wear. Where is this It's
on the same website as mine.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Okay. Vaughn Smith was nervous, but he had good reason
to be. I just want to make it a bit
more sexier. Yeah, today's romantic.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
He was going to It's sort of same thing all
your sexual encounters romantic.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Come on, other honest, turn the mic off.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Be honest, be honest. Okay, he was never's been a
good reason to be today. He was going to audition
for Taskmasks in New Zealand. He was a radio host
for ZM and a few TV show appearances under his belt,
but still this was a big deal. Jeremy Well sat
behind the desk, his dark hair and tall, lanky frame.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
He's blonde, isn't it? And he's not lanky, he's quite muscular.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah, make him look even more imposing than he already was.
So vorn. He began, in his voice, deep and commanding,
What makes you think you're right for task master? Vaughn
took a deep breath, trying to calm his nerves. Well, Jeremy,
I've always been a fan of the show. I think
over the right mix of humor and competitive spirit to
make a good contest.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Exactly how I speak?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Where's the sex? Jeremy rays an eyebrow smirk, playing at
the corners of his lips. Now, if you remember from
mine just went rupped, Jeremy like have his way.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
With contestants in the audition. This is, according to the
certainly not absolutely not. Jimmy raised an eyebrow a smirk
at the corner of his lips.

Speaker 13 (39:10):
Is that?

Speaker 11 (39:10):
So?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Will I have a little task for you, Vaughan Smith,
something to.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Prove your dedication to the show. Vaughan felt a sudden
lump in his throat.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
What kind of task? Jeremy leaned back in his chair.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
His eyes locked onto Vaughn's I want you to insert
action here, right here, right now.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Wait, what gesture? Okay, there was a bit of a
sound with it. Vaughn's eyes widen and shock.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
He has heard of some strange or distant requirements before,
but this was something else. Entirely Still, he found himself
unable to look away from Jeremy's piercing gaze. Jeremy stood
it from his chair, his well, Vaughn, are you gonna
or do I? Vaughan hesitated for a moment, Then he
found himself his hat.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
He couldn't believe he.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Was doing this, but at the same time, he couldn't
deny the thrill that was coursing through his veins.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
You really want Taskmaster season six? I don't know if
they wanted that badly.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Jeremy's was and and Vaughan couldn't help it at it
for a moment before he leaned in and he and
his hands.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Jeremy keep as he tried to he could.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I'm actually in my mind. I'm imagining the words, right, yeah,
I don't know what the words had been.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
I'm trying to find us sentence I could read because
the rest of it is all action. Suddenly, Jeremy in
and he felt a huge a lawn his body as
he continued to at Jeremy's. When Jeremy finally finished, Vaughn
was left dizzy. He had never experienced anything like that before,

(40:51):
and he wasn't sure what to make of it.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Please tell me yone gets on the next season.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
All that, Jeremy adjusted himself, a smirk playing corner of
his lips. I like that sentence, well, Vorn, I have
to say that was impressive, but I'm afraid I cannot
let you on the phone.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Kind of been that good? Hang on when you let
the end vas, I'm just reading, I've been saying. I'm
reading all the words that you Jaun can't sang.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
He had hoped that this would be his big break,
but now it seemed that was all for nothing. Why not,
he asked, his voice barely above a whisper. Jeremy leaned down,
his face inches from Vaughan's, Because, Vaughan, I have a
feeling that being on Taskmaster would be far too demanding
for someone like you. You have a busy life running
your farm, and I wouldn't want to take you.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Away from that.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Claying of disappointment, but at the same time, he couldn't
deny the thrill the Jeremy's words had given him.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Maybe this just wasn't the end of the road for
him at all. The end. Oh you didn't. Everybody's had
sex with Jeremy was apart from you something it could
be Part three.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Three.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Carl Fletcher steps up to the plate. I don't want
to be on task Master. I'm fine.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Play play well.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
We returned for the second Shannon's Hack of the Week.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
Now.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Earlier this week, your hack was to go good that
I keep thinking it was.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Go do a what do you escape game before before
you go on a date. And then they think you're
real smart because you knew the three digit pen to
unlock the door.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Correc deo, correct you and we get that two point
three collectively. Yeah, because it wasn't a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
It's expensive, it's better.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Than Shannon's had a couple of zeroes and a Rome. Okay, yeah,
so Shannon, we are again improvement. Yeah, you're looking for
five stars max for Shannon's hacks.

Speaker 8 (42:57):
I love a jingle. Yeah, so I've got one to
day for people like myself who can never decide what
they want for dinner. I can always never pick my
partner's constantly like just sorted.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Out, do you do groceries in advance or you sort
of buy as you go.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
Well, because we don't have a fridge, we don't have
a full fridge and we don't have a freezer.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
That's what you've got. Like a mini bar.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
Yeah, we have a mini bar and we don't have
a pantry. We have one drawer that doesn't have cutlery
we put.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
By the way, the councils are allowed to make more
of these apartments.

Speaker 8 (43:27):
Now we do have a window, but it is just
a piece of glass.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Between two rooms.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Window.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
She has got a window.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Anyway, So I can never pick what to make for dinner.

Speaker 8 (43:38):
I have a hack for you, and it's topical because
the Olympics are just about to wrap up.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
They are this weekend.

Speaker 8 (43:44):
So what you do if you can't decide what to
make for dinner, you pick whatever competition's happening, which at
the moment, there's some athletics going on.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
What are we watching?

Speaker 8 (43:52):
There's some sprints happening. With the sprints, and you say,
all right, who's gonna win? Whoever comes first? Boom, there's
your quick for dinner to night.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Wow, cis okay, let me give you some examples. The
Jamaican just won the sprints, I will see I don't
know Jamaica. Yeah, yeah, so you're going with.

Speaker 8 (44:14):
The country if America happens, maybe chicken and waffles, Canada, poutine,
We've got some Thai food, maybe Philippines.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Just one good.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
This is good for okay, okay, okay, because I mean
I wouldn't know how to cook most of these things.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I mean, the.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Olympics isn't on when it's dinner time.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
We should check it at the start of the day.
This would be good for maybe an uber eats. Yeah,
so you're going, who just won America? We're going to
get burgers and chips? Yeah, who just won Jamaica. We're
going to try to find a Jamaican place get some
chicken and chips.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
It's not it's probably not going to happen.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yes, I have looked long and hard for Jamaican food
because I think Jamaica and I would make a great pit.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I love eating and and you likes.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's the only thing is like.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
The countries don't always I mean, we have won a
few golds. What do you do if you get a
New Zealand potatoes or something, sausages and a piece of
white bread. Yeah, and then Australia, you're going saucy is
and a piece of white bread.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Yeah. I mean, I'm aware of the overlap and potentially
some harder countries.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
But on the whole, Jared brings up a good point.
The Olympics happened for two weeks every four years.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
This is a topical hat. It would have been better
at the start of the Olympics because we've literally got
one day.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah, this on TikTok yesterday, So this isn't sorry, this
isn't even an original hacks TikTok, and none of my
hacks are original.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
So wait they there.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
These go through the rigorous process of seeing, identifying, thinking
that'll be good enough.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
It's not my idea that'll be.

Speaker 8 (45:59):
Good enough, and then bring my partner did say, He's like,
can you start running these by me? Because I told
him about the baby one and he felt a bit embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Shame.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Yeah, okay, let me run down the middle table until
we get to New Zealand, United States, easy burger and chips,
something China, Australia, sausages, sausages or sausages, France, snails, croissants.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Snail, you're going to cook snails I've got them in
the garden.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Those are the ones you eat and you don't have
a door. You don't have a.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Your apartment doesn't freeze. We're doing crepes and croissants.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Great for dinner, Yeah, okay, Great Britain, Fish and chips,
fish and chips, roast, Japan, sushi, got South Korea frey chicken, Netherlands.

Speaker 13 (46:53):
Cheez slices and Corse cuts and chocolate Canada, New Zealand, hung.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
She got to dig at the bottom of her apartment.
You actually don't mind this one.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I think it's good for a takeaway option. Who's going
to win the race?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
China one? Topical in Chinese?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I'm going to give it three three point point three
point zero three three point zero three.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Three three one one.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
It's ridiculous about two. She disappointed her. Oh, that's okay,
I'll live with it. Well done.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
This is good.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
And Haley, hey what the girlies are very excited for.
It ends with us, which is that it's Colin Hoover,
a Colin Hoover. Yeah, which is a Colin Hoover book is.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Going today by herself, first time she's ever been a
movie by herself.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
She's like, shall I do it. She's not to buy
herself go to the movie.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
I know she's not.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I was quite proud of its going. I was like, yes,
do it. Well, you'd hate it. You will hate this film.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
That's why I said on the stop one hundred percent.
She said, do you want to go say this movie?
I was like, christ No, She said. I came and
saw Dead Pull and Wolvverroom with you and I said,
and didn't you love it? She said, yeah, I did
enjoy it. And I said, I can guarantee I won't
enjoy this, so please don't make me. Yeah, okay, class,
save your little money.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
Yeah, Oh, good for her.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
If I wasn't working, I would go with her the
problem this morning, eleven thirty the movies at the mall,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Not the one she's booked to go to? Okay?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Fun, Well, that's the movie that's coming out soon. It's
like a romance novel, not nearly filthy enough for me,
but it's a great bog And so she was doing
a lot of press for it, and in one of
the interviews, she revealed that when her and Ryan Reynolds
first got together, every single week he would buy her
a bouquet of flowers with a card in it, and
in the card would be like a quote from their

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week or something funny that the on or something that
kind of summarized that week of data.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
And isn't that lovely? Wasn't that just so nice? Well?

Speaker 3 (49:07):
He had pretty cue he had previously been with Scarlett Johnson.
I reckon she would have thrown that in his face
if he.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, woman in the world.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah, I'm just looking at his dating history. He in
the nineties was romantically linked to Melissa Joonhart, who played
sa Brain of The Teenage Witch.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
What a great nineties nab.

Speaker 11 (49:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
He then dated his co star from Two Guys A
Girl in a Pizza Place. Then Kristin Johnson, who was
on Third Rock from the Sun Years. Yeah, then Alanas Morrissey.
I remember he was with Alanis Morrissey.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
He's in the song right, yeah, dear, and she's singing
about everyone and Ryan's one.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Of them, uh specifically sung torch okay and also no
no because you ort to know came out people Uncle
Joey from Full House, Yeah, and then Scarlett Jr.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Hanson and then shut I think to Charlie's thereon. I know,
look at him. I mean he's hosted in the boxes.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Of course he is anyway, but they're like so deeply
in love still. And then she said he used to
do that, and now we've got four thousand children, so
it wines.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
But this is what we want to I think.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
If you will allow me, you cold hearted, steel walled men,
to soften the phone line somewhat with some romantic calls.
Oh okay, I want to know what was the romantic
gesture or the bold gesture that first made you fall
in love with your partner.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Now you're talking about Kiwi men here. M So my
expectations are not a bouquet a week with a quote
of the week.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
It could just be sharing your chatty, could be oh,
you don't want a piece of chatty? Yeah, he finally
let me have some of his study romance. Yeah, yeah, shit, yeah,
I love her.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
And it was one of the last pieces of chud.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
There is somebody no grander gesture in the word of
romance than giving someone the last your last two pieces
of chad of chad.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
But I mean, whatever made you fall for them, Maybe
it was something silly. Maybe it was like the first
time they farted in front of you, maybe it was
silly little jokes. Is to make a little moves doesn't
have to be a big, wild romantic gesture.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Well maybe like Ryan Reynolds, it was flowers every day
with a nice note, and then that tape it off
to nothing, and now the romances did.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
And nobody touches you.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
You flunch, Yeah, and if he does flowers, now you've
assume he's done something wrong.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah, yeah, who is she?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
What have you done?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Okay, let's take some calls handra a dancim call us now.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Quick movie review on that movie. Say it was called
It Ends with Us. Yeah, speaking on behalf of a
bloke who got dragged along on a double date to
that movie. Definitely don't go with the only two blokes
in the pack cinema and every time we went ahead us.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Well.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Blake Lively revealed that when they first started dating, when
she first started udying, Ryan Reynolds whoul buy her a
bouquet of flowers every single week with a card that
had like a quote of the week, something funny they've
done that week, something silly that you and you want
to get everybody all soppy, soppy woppy. I want to
know what romantic gesture made you first fall in.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Love with your partner. We're talking Peewis though, so it
might not get too swappy.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Way Rain and your expectations.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Amy says.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
He bought around salami that he had made and scollops
that he had caught.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
That was immediately God. Yes and yes artisanal goods.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Helen says, helping me when I locked my keys and
the car on the first day we met.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
So he's a criminal because he can break into care. Yes,
that's hot. At least thought about it. And Cursty says.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
An insurance song came on the TV and he got
me off the couch and we staid it slow dancing.

Speaker 11 (52:27):
Oh that's that's so nice. No, it's so lovely, love alive, Alan,
This is more like it.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
He went and picked up a Facebook market place purchaser.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Went from shearing slow dance going up to some Facebook
market place that stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
On long trips in his old Ford falcon Ute, he
used to suddenly pull over and kiss me. He stopped
doing it one time and we had to when I
had to get him to stop so I could vomit
out the door.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Okay, let's take some calls.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Jimmy, what was the romantic gesture that won you over
when you first meet your partner.

Speaker 14 (53:18):
All Or, we were going out and we weren't that serious,
and I had a big bike crashed around as a
teenager that like broke my collar bone, smashed up my
helmet and everything, and that like I was scard for
quite a while and didn't want to bike.

Speaker 15 (53:32):
And we were just going out for a couple of
weeks and I said I want to get into biking again.
And he kind of fell off the radar for a while.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
And told that Himo me.

Speaker 15 (53:42):
It turned out he was doing up a really bike
they could, all legal and worthy and stuff, and the
surprised me with it and then pulled the garage shore up.
It was like, I've got a bite to you. And
it had a little basket on.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
The front.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Train. Wells, oh, that's pretty cute.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
That is really cute.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
And then so are you still together now?

Speaker 15 (54:08):
Yes, we've been married nine years.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
That's pretty good. Ordinate a bike for his daughter and
the kid all a damn, it's the way man. He's outnumbered, Jim.
I thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Renee, What was the little gesture that won you over
early in the relationship.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Renee, she's dead, probably dead Rene died, well, probably just
dined in the space. He's going to be heartbroken. God,
he's going to be heartbroken. Okay, I'll do Renee. Oh,
first dating partner, I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah, talking about the romantic gestures that first won you
over early in the relationship.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
We are having some sweet ones and some real New
Zealand ones. He made me a salad with both steak
and fish in it.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Somebody said the segment's going to start some arguments, and
then somebody else messaged and saying thank you for starting
an argument.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I'm glad that we followed through there on.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Somebody Renee joins us. By the way, Renee not did
alive and with us signing good morning, Renee.

Speaker 12 (55:23):
Good morning. I made it back.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Now, what is your romantic gesture that made you fall
for your partner?

Speaker 10 (55:30):
We've only been seeing each other for a couple of
weeks and she bought pajamas to leave at my house.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Lesbians, how long would take your time? Lesbians are like
old gold prospectors. They walk about.

Speaker 10 (55:48):
Be clear, I had never dated a woman before her,
so I low key or not even low key, freaked
out because I've only ever dated New Zealan men, and
like at three months, you get so are you seeing
anybody else? I know, I know, so two weeks I
was like, I was straight on the phone to my friends, like,

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just put pajamas to leave.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
At my house. She's moving and they move quick. Are
you still together?

Speaker 15 (56:18):
We got married and November last year.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah, and Wes, that was two weeks after she left
the house.

Speaker 12 (56:26):
Yeah, and we only meet a year ago.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
I can't remember her last name, but who cares? Were
in love? My god? I loved this for you.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah, amazing, Thanks for sharing, Renee. The messages in he
made me a salad with both steak and fish in it.
I said that you said that one.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yeah, just because it really tickled me. But I can't
figure out how I can remember if we talked about
that off. We do talk a lot off here.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, he looked after me without getting angry when I
drank too much and vomited pink all over his ute,
bringing his nerve guns over to my house for a
nervous gunfight and letting my mum have a turn and
they both gang up on me. But it's a very
fond memory of my now late mother. Oh and my
husband interacting. That's nice. I had a bad day at

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work and he showed up to twilight netball with flowers,
and that sealed the deal for me.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I was pissed as a chuck when I met him,
told him to jump his girlfriend, ring me tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
We've been together for forty years. Sounds like he kind
of had no choice. Yeah, it's something. You threatened him
to marry him.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
When he was drunk at his fiftieth and waking up
the next morning, he rode over and said, the office
still stands.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Oh yeah, oh my god, he dirty dancing lifted me.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
No, keep reading, it wasn't dirty dancing lifted the auntie.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
Oh I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
At some point he dirty dancing lifted my very drunken,
very eccentric auntie at my mum's fiftieth and our second
week of dating won my entire family over married.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Now, wow, your auntie amazing.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
My partner on our third date paid for a giant
steak for me, and he ended up with a tiny meal.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
This happens to me all the time.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
You go, I'm gonna try something different and then you
end it with a small one ended up with a
tiny meal, and I ate the entire steak and he said,
that's really impressive, and that was us wo together.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
That's nice. I think I found the most romantic one. Okay,
try not to cry. My name is Angel.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
My romantic gesture was my partner helped me collect dead
cow bones that were covered in maggots from a secret
beach and carry them about five kilometers through farmland back
to the car. I fell in love with him in
the moment because I'm obsessed with collecting dead things that
smell so bad.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
It was instant love. What wait, so it wasn't diversity project.

Speaker 12 (58:50):
She just.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Did you not get it?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
She likes collecting dead things, you know, as you do,
like patrolling a beach on your man.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Its secret because at the bottom of a cliff where
cows just fall like god.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Hey, Someone's message in saying that they think Vaughnsmith carries
the same energy as Ryan Reynolds funny hot guy.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
I'd like to thank my mother for a correspondence to
the show Appreciated.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Boy. Yesterday, I didn't even know I'd lost my wallet,
and I'd lost my wallet, how funny. I'm walking back
to my car after the gym. I was like, crazy,
I've got a wallet that looks just like that one
sitting on the footpath. Holy, and I stepped over it

(59:41):
and I opened the car door, and then I was like,
when was the last time I saw my wallet? And
I said, ah, as I put it on my lap
after I got petrol on the way home. Then you
stood up, and then I stood up and got out
of the car. How far did you walk past your wallet? Well,
surely you'd pack up another person fell out. It fell
out as I got out of the car. No, but
when you saw it walking back, That's what I'm saying.

(01:00:03):
It was like right by the door and opened the door. Yeah,
and then it was just like when did I last
see my wallet? And it's like it must have I
think when I popped it on my lap after I
filled it with picture and then obviously just sat there
until I got out of the car. Right, and they
just flopped straight on the ground, but it bounced. It
was like in the middle of the footpath, like people
would have had to have stepped over.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
It to how long had you been away from your car?

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Well, when im my gym hard bro a couple of hours,
a couple of hours that just said on them and
it just on the foot path. Yeah, just waiting. Then
nobody lives in Cumulate, Nobody. It's just lots of people
do it's it's not a high traffic foot traffic area
right outside busy like people just drive through it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah, one one to two hours, that is enough time
for somebody to be pay waving up a specially haven't chipped. Well,
I mean your wallet was sitting there. I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Usually I haven't even checked if all everything still in it? Nah, God,
you stress me out. Sometime the bank will look after me. No,
they they don't. Okay, they're hard. Do you have one
of the did you and take my Costco card? Well,
that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Drivers. Do you have one of those cards that I
have that I've got?

Speaker 8 (01:01:16):
This?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Guy? You take an air tag in there? Okay, I
got an ear tag in this. I would have been
a track.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
But here's the thing. If a thief had taken the wallet,
they would open it up and be like an air.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Tag throw Yeah that ear tags only purposes.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
So when I'm running around the house being like where
they leave my wallet, I can make it do the
little choping.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yeah, I assume the minutement as well.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
I gets stolen, they'll open it up and be like, oh,
cute pictures of his children, throw those on the wind
and then be like, ah, this is this is one
of those tracking things that I'm well aware of because
I'm a criminal.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Yeah, helf half, and I can see your credit cards here.
You're all good, You're all good. Should I still think
this wallet's too feminine for me? Yeah? Because we got
pony rocking it out of mine. My lady, my lady wallet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
She's jealous because she wants her is your card?

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
And that's what I said.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
I see you're trying to get in here into the
impenetrable fortress of solitard.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Oh if you're not going to use it all you
inside my brain.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
And trick men reverse psychology me into It's just a
big lady purse, a big lady purse, lady, big lady
wallet inside a big lady.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
That's what I've got.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Wallet, A big wallet, huge. Mum's always Mum always had
a huge wallet. A cards that it's huge. Yeah, too bad,
too much, because cards, you're my all my memberships, you know.
Is a click open at the top. You open it
and there's a couple of rogue things and a couple
of the New World stamps and a loose tammy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
As well double.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
It's got zepps and stuff into double. There's a sim
carden there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I going to keep se need that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
That's cramp? There's a crap you could slim down just
seeing all the receipts. Tell a lady to slim down
her wallet, to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Slim down inappropriate. I still want to be associated with
you now that you're calling woman a woman on here?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
How do you feel about who you is? In a
cheeseboard too? Now you're just trying too, You're just trying
to get my cheese wallet. I want them to message
in please get the cheese wor to warn you are
no longer body show man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
I just think that you could almost go to a
slimmer wallet. Yeah I could, but I like this, can
I just see all those receipts? I forgot to tell
you guys my life hack. Oh yeah, how I get
around like just being messy and the receipts just receipts everywhere,
and just like my life was a bit of a shambles.
I've just taken to saying, hey, look, I'm just trying

(01:03:51):
to run a business. Here to everything shadows like would
you please clean up, all of these receipts just scattered
around your.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Side of the bed. I said, hey, look, I'm just
trying to run a business here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Wow, okay, to everything, use it for anything, right, But
what if you're not running my darling.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I'd love to do I'm just trying to run a
business here. You're not trying to run a business. Definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
It's confusing, and it baffles them just long enough you
to run away, right, to get out of earshot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Okay, right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Marriage sounds so fun to me sometimes, just bloody playing
with each other, just being silly with each other's mind.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Today she's going to the movie by herself.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
And I've just found out, as I said before, I
can't find a Jamaican restaurant to eat delicious Jamaican jup
one not far from here. And I told her I'm going,
and I want to go. But she takes a ship
and she's like, you can't eat Jamaican without me, and
I said, okay, I won't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
I'm going.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
She just got how's she going to know I'm gonna
come home to leave Jamaican juice around my mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
And then you're saying a Jamaican acient. How was the movie.
I was going to do it where Dore we at
with that not plays Flegeable and Hayley. She has gone,
she's away with the Faeries.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I'm just thinking about thanks No, because so is this.
So next weekend I'm going to New Plumber.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
With my no, it's come very much to the last
couple of years, one of my favorite players.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I do apologize. Well, they got her, they brainwashed her.
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Do you know what BC said to me last weekn
when I was down there, Man, I'd move to New Plumbouth.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I was like, I'll go too.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Yes, it's a great but well I'm from that I
was born there, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Well it is such a warrendous city that my aunti
pet at the age of ninety, at the age of
ninety two, is moving to Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
I think you see she won't make she could in
the mines. Yeah, she's going to get a job in Perth,
but money to be made God and go to bali
on in time off. Yeah, she's a FIFA and fly out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Okay, So I'm going to New Plymouth next weekend with
my show Wild Flotters. It's the theater Royal and New
Plumber US Saturday night. No, this is a simple because
I went last year with my show. Ailments came.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
I was you couldn't see because of the spotlights, but
I was telling them when to laugh. I was explaining
it to Joe laugh now, dumb dumbs. Were you coming
down next week? Yeah, there's a few of us going down.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Flitch always supports me. I'll go to Wellington. He will
come down and see the show. He'll come down support,
does he Yeah, and there's a few of us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
We're going to do a roadie. It's only going because
it's his mum's birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
It's not talk about how Auntie Helen's getting the bedroom
turn you're gonna get a hotel. I don't know if
you're listening bed but he's pretty dark about He's pretty dark.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
I just say that it's weird you'd think that the
auntie have to get the hotel. Auntie gool that week in.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I checked the security cameras, so what I actually he is?
He's not happy about it. Big push coming away. Yeah yeah,
no stairs though.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
So I'm going to New Plymouth with my show because
I took it there last year. As part of a festival. Yes,
and it sold out very quickly and we had such
a great time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
We had blast. So when I was looking at places,
I've gone to christ Church. I'm announcing two more soon
than I'm doing. And I've got a new Plumbus because
they loved it last time. And then because Auckland and
Christ at Dwinington and everything's sold out so quickly, I
was like sweet. And then I realized it's a week
away and I didn't do any marketing and I didn't
tell anyone to buy a ticket, and I just looked
how many tickets I have sold.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Not that you really have to spell it out to
these new plummis. I really was like, speak slowly to
them too, Hello, I am coming to New Plymouth.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
I will be there next week doing comedy. Yeah, what
did you do?

Speaker 13 (01:07:46):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
And because it's not part of she's blowing off because
it's not part of a festival this year, I'm doing
it independent and there's no extra marketing and I also
have to pay for it and that is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Quite And also we're coming down. We've got a friend
group going. Now I'm like, don do we even bother going?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
If you go that I've lost it and I've lost
ten more. No, you've got to go and you're really
going to bring the love. Don't worry because you have
been stressed behind the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Scenes, and we've got one week to sell a lot
of Ticketsvarn and I decided that we would use our
platform and we've come up with an idea. We're going
to let you do a what they call a live
read in the business radio commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Okay, yeah, all right, So I've found some music, okay,
and then I'll play it, and then you've got until
that music finishes to kind of really sell this show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
I'd keep it slow, morn We'll keep the word count down. Okay,
No numbers over ten, okay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
To morons Belle, I'm not bringing a show to Moronsville.
That's a hard you would sell it out. They just
appreciate what you know they have as a squash club. Yeah,
this is a five hundred seat.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
In the squash well in the raped seating. Yeah right, Okay,
I've got thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Yes, okay, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
This is thirty seconds to sell your show to anything. No, there,
that's the idea.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
You've got to just do it off the top of
your It's tom a dome. Glad you've ever written down.
They can't read.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Okay, thank you one. Please don't me me to my hometown. Okay,
it's so easy. Okay, all right? Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Does it start now? Yup, it's already starting.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
You've seen her on the television. You hear her every
morning on the radio. Now, Taran Naki, it's your just
to see her live. Hailey Sprowl with her show Wild Flutters,
nominated for Best Show at this year's New Zealand International
Comedy Festival, the Fred Award. She didn't win, but it
still means that it was really top three show of
the entire festival.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
One audience member who saw it said, wow, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
My gosh, I wish I could see the show for
the first time again.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Boy oh boy. Do you know who will love the show?
Tara Naky.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
So if you want to come and laugh about sixy
things and hear funny songs from Hailey spra from the
TV and radio, go to ticket tip dot co dot
in z.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Actually the website just there. That's the crucial. Yeah, sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
You missed up because you yeah, complimenting yourself was it
too fast and too much.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Over their head? And then good weekend, good luck luck.
We are doing a road trip and not flying because
we'll just cancel if it doesn't sell.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Well, what if because I've got you, screw you, I've
got you ten complimentary tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Could I possibly charge for those? Could I?

Speaker 8 (01:10:33):
Here?

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
We got you to pay for those away. It just
got really expensive all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Flint Thorne and Haley.

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
Of the day, day day, day, day, do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
What's it? It's the last Olympics fact of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
And I thought we might discuss medals, okay, because you
I don't know if you ever thought about this, but
the ancient Greek Games, the original Olympics, back of ancient Greece,
they never gave out medals.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
There was no there was no medals.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
We'll think about how hard it would have been to
make medals, yeah, especially of valuable material. The victor received
a crown made from olive leaves and was entitled to
have a statue of themselves set up at Mount Olympia.
At Olympia, but had to like sort that out themselves
if they wanted it. You mentioned someone to make your statue.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
So at these athletic festivals, olive leaves at Olympia, a
wreath of laurel at Delphi, and pine trees at if Mathieva,
and if you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Won at Nomea, you won Parsley.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Oh that's why laurels, you know, like the posts. Yeah,
you've got the late laurels around you, like palmdor or
like Calm Film Festival.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Yeah, it was the one because it was like the
same as like a med And exactly we've talked about that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
The origins of the saying don't rest on your laurels
is that you would get the laurel and you're like,
well done done, Yeah, I'm trying to put this on
my head and rest.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Yeah, don't rest on your laurels.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
And at the First Modern Games held in Athens and
eighteen ninety six, there was no gold medals silver for
first place with an olive wreath because it was too expensive,
and second place runner up's got a copper based bronze
colored medallion.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Right lame o lame o Lama.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
So there was just just no gold because it wasn't
right before the modern Olympics. You know, in your mind,
gold is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
First place, so they get a free cheeseburger for player
of the day. They got a cheeseburger for player that yeah,
which is nice. Which is nice. So then it was
in Paris and nineteen hundred that they.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Were like, silver's good, but you know, gold's more valuable,
so let's have a gold medal. So then it was
Saint Louis game in nineteen oh four and London and
nineteen oh eight. Those are the only times that an
actual fully gold medal were given to the Olympic woh wow.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
It was straight after that they started making them predominantly
out of silver with a gilded layer of gold right
over the top, the furnest layer of gold because gold
was a very very heavy and be very expect those
original gold medals anywhere like in museum.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
It had to be a museum and they would be
worth so much money.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Yes, the Paris nineteen hundred medals where the first time
that gold popped its head up, were rectangular medals, because
of course now we just figured they're going to be circular,
but different designs. These were rectangular and Stockholm in nineteen
twelve they were oval medals, so it hasn't always been

(01:13:47):
you know, all of the medals at right. If you
added together all of the gold, silver, and bronze medals
won by the United States, which is the country with
the most medals one in the history of the Olympics,
it'd be worth a million pounds wow currency if you
mounted down all those medals. Because somebody said it at
the Paris Olympics. The medals have a five hundred and

(01:14:08):
twenty nine grams yes of gold in them. But if
it was pure gold, each medal would be forty five
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Yeah, and a bit of the Eiffel Tower, okag in
a bit? Yeah? Is that how much?

Speaker 7 (01:14:18):
That way?

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
If you imagine that they put it around your nique
and you're like, goes down. So and the current gold
medals are ninety five point five percent silver, three point
four percent wrought iron which was the part of the
Eiffel Tower yep, and one point one percent gold huh okay,
and costs about one hundred pounds to make from the

(01:14:42):
medals at the wholesale medal price as of now.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Or just go get those gold coins, chocky.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Gold coins, gold coins, chocky gold coins, chocky gold coins.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Chucky gold coin in the chocolate industry make the chocolate better. Yeah,
why do you? Why do you make a chocolate coin?

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Has made a sack of choky gold coins, I would
lose my mind. I get one of a Christmas Yeah
that Australian oily.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Yeah no no no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Someone with chalky gold coins coin chocoy gold coinsk has
chucky gold coins.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Make it happen. We'll tell everybody about it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Today's fact of the day is that at the first
modern Olympics there was no gold medal.

Speaker 7 (01:15:30):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 11 (01:15:35):
Do do.

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
Do do do do do do do?

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Be serious, be a grown up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Please choky coin, choky gold coins, choky gold.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
We would like to start a search for the person
that it's been bidden by the most dangerous thing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yes, not dogs, not cats, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
What about humans with rabies.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
That's like your rabies are just done unless you've got
the rabies like shots.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Ember, someone got bitten by a bat, got rabies and
got cured like within the last twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
I'm not all up to that. With rabies dot Com,
I'm really not.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Follow the Rabies Instagram. Oh my god, yeah, I think
just rabies with a blue tech at Rabies Official Rabies.
There was I think she was at church or something.
A bat fluent, but I mean that's as signed you
with the wrong religion. Satan literally flew in.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
So the reason we're asking this this morning is because
there's a guy who like shows how non dangerous sum
bugs and snakes and things are right by allowing them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
To bite him. No, no thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I've seen people do this with snakes when they just
like they get the thing, they're holding it and they're
like and then they show like what's going to happen?

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
No thanks, No, I've seen snakes in the wild and
it's not fun. I've never seen a snake in the wild.
As I've said, I've been like three times that's happened,
and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Yeah, so he's going like I'll show you like how
to handle it or how it's not dangerous or whatever. Yeah,
but that's that's what's inspired us to to try to
find the person that's been bitten by the most dangerous thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Now, well, well, will we be the judges at the
end and award the prize for the most dangerous bite.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Yeah, what's the prize going to be? I guess just
kurdos really seven enough in the same and age.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
What about we go to them and we bite them.
We're gonna hurricane.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
We could see trophy award you this tiny trophy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
What is that for surviving this fletchy recipient?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Okay, like we should do it every week everywhere and
give it to Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
I love that post it because those are those engraving
gun and engrave it everywhere right on. He's just vidal
sticker a white pin. Yes, stick up a sticker for
the Okay, so where these these? You can get a
pack of these from the two dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yes, I love that. We want to know what is
the most dangerous animal that you've been bidden by?

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Well, want to come back next and take your ticks
and calls, and then we will award tiny trophy to
what we just decide is the most dangerous and death defined.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Because I was bidden by that wandering gang of street youth.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
You were bitten by a street girl, two of them. Actually,
I received two bites from two different stream.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Of that happening. That was when Sandringham was pre ginger gentrification.
So if we want to get a five betty for
under a mills. We want to find the most dangerous.
We'll start the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Okay, Pitt lorikeet, that's a low bar that will not
be received Tiny Trophy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
I don't think you've got a good story. I don't
think you're winning tiny trophy with that. Okay, was drunk
on wine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
We want to know this morning, and we will judge
this and award the winner our tiny trophy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Tiny Trophy of the Week. I'd say it's like maybe
two and a half three inches tall, plastic and very cheap.
And you must if you win. The Senasa photo of
you with.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
The tone trophy, perhaps even having a drink out of
the tiny trophy. Now we're judging the most dangerous bite
by an animal or insect.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
That's right, who has been like allowing himself to be
bitten by spiders and whatnot to show that it's not
that dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Are you running a list?

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Worn?

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Do you want to be in charge of the list?

Speaker 7 (01:19:22):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Good morning?

Speaker 12 (01:19:24):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
You mean?

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Jack's a lovely deep voice? Should read small books? Deep voice?

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
What were you bidden by?

Speaker 12 (01:19:35):
I was bitten by a Eastern brown sneak, which is
the second most venomous steak in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
James Brown, did you have to like what happened when
you were bidden by? Did you have an injection or
some kind of anti venom?

Speaker 7 (01:19:48):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:19:48):
Yeah, anti venom at the hospital pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Because I've seen a video of what happens when they
add venom to and the year.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Oh my god, it talks to like jello. Yeah, uh, Jack?

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Would was your voice deep before the sneak snake bone?
Or is this a change anti venom?

Speaker 12 (01:20:07):
Unfortunately, it's always been bad.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Not unfortunately, not unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Another point, now, did you turn into half snake half man.

Speaker 12 (01:20:16):
After all the bites are received? I'm pretty sure I'm half.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Snake bidden by snakes? Jack?

Speaker 12 (01:20:23):
I used to be a snake catcher in Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Oh that's another point.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
He's got a deep voice. He's like, oh, unfortunately played
it down and it was a snake caase.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Yeah. Wow, Okay, So how many times have you been bidden?

Speaker 12 (01:20:38):
Seven snakes and probably thirty plus times of non venomous.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Do the non venomous ones like hurt a lot?

Speaker 12 (01:20:46):
The python's hurt a lot. Pretty decent fed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Don't they They? So they're usually they tangle you out
do they or are those different? They'll rap rap so
it bites.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
You and you're like, oh, and it's like, yo, yo,
you think the bat was bad Now I'm mad. Oh
my god, I didn't know they rapped as well, right
before they wrapped around.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Yo, yo, just bit this dude.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
It sounds like Jack, I've bitten by bass guitar started hot,
I think you've been the second most venimous snake.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
In the world. How do we beat that? Well, maybe
a shark or the most all the most.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
So Jack, we are just gonna we'll pop you on hold,
We'll take the detail, and i'd say.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
In the running for the time, Good morning, Rebecca.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Sorry, they had to follow up after deep voice catcher.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Oh my god, Yeah, could you tell your story in
a slightly deeper voice, Rebecca the you know, so, what
what have you been bidden by?

Speaker 16 (01:21:56):
Well, there is one time we're traveling through Lee and
we were going we're on the back of the youth
and long grass, imagine it, and we jumped outsack of
the youth into a nest of fire ants.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Okay, I've heard these are like horrifically painful.

Speaker 16 (01:22:15):
I like, I've had two children and that's but fire
ants they are up there is not I feel better
go after jet.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
No no, no, no no, there's only one Eastern brown
snake but him. You were attacked by having an ants? Yeah?
Is it worse than childbirth or no? It's up there,
ampletely different, But children do anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Fire ants, no sensations at she welts welts.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
These are the same systems but the same symptoms. People
from Hamilton used to get up to go to fire
cats fire ends by a cat, very similar, Thank you
remember and running for tiny trophy. We want to know
what the most dangerous thing you've been bidden by is?

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Where did you get to with those points?

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Form?

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
I get.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Five points? I gave three points?

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Okay, well, I mean I think if someone's been bitten
by a shark, they're going to win your shark.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
I think shark beat second house is stepped in fire
ants at least four points.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
So point, we don't know we've ever been stung. Okay,
keep just ticks and saying wasp. Now we're saying bites,
not stings.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
We will award tiny trophy for the most dangerous bite.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Yeah, so far jack Jack is winning. He was a
SEC and he's been bitten by a python.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Second most deadly at snake bite in the whole world.
We've had the fire ants, which apparently are horrible. Yeap,
a couple of fire ant messages, fire ants. Let's see
if we can beat that. Teagan, good morning, good morning.
What were you bidden by?

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
And where?

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Oh wait?

Speaker 15 (01:24:00):
Should I do a deep voice so I get more points?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
One point for the.

Speaker 15 (01:24:09):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
No, there was birds sitting a friend's cockatoon.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
I know it's some of as dangerous as the other ones,
but this one she has it out for me, and
I kind of forgot, and I was moving draws past
your cage, and she reached through her bars and got
me right on the tukus managed without dropping the drawers.
I managed to move, but then she got me on
the old love handle really like she got a chunk.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
You say, not dangerous, but my marching coach used to
have a cocktail.

Speaker 7 (01:24:47):
And it was it was full on.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
It would like nap at you and scream you've had
a cockatoo.

Speaker 8 (01:24:52):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
We used to have the bird.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
Take out take out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
To get rid of too loud. It was too loud.
It was too loud. Keep squirting water on it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
Yeah, take it and thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
I think we're going to have to put that below
fire in so just but it was on the and
then I can feel there that's embarrassing, Like yeah, around
you kind of gives you a grip.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
You're like, don't do that, and then bites you on
the love handle. Well, we'll put the points down, fatiguing.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Some text messages my husband, my ex husband got bitten
by a sand fly. You might be thinking, no big deal,
but got dingy fever as a result. I thought mosquitoes
had dingy fever. Yeah, okay, something I said. I dated
the biggest snake in the world. That's pretty dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Okay, yeah, okay, we've all had a snake or two.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Yeah, I've been see I don't think you've been by
all these animals and survived. But somebody said, I worked
at animal centuries in Africa. Lions bear burdens and monkeys.
But but lion nibble, that's a nibble, that's a a
lion bit you. You wouldn't be around to tell us.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
The tails. It's a bit like when you get playing
with your catins had enough. It's like, yeah, when they
take and they put their teeth, massive, real big teeth yeah, big, goodbye.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
On my eighteenth birthday, I was bitten upon the nipple
by a Himalayan tar.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Like it goes, those big goaty things. And then this
some of the South is remember.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
And Doc were just like, we're gonna wipe them out,
and the hunters were like, we'll do it slowly.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
I like to hunt them. Okay, those are big, they'd
have sharp teeth. A couple of points are on the
nip there. Yeah, nip actually.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Has a couple of points, depending on the day and
where you are in your cycle.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Though it could feel nice. I was bidden by my
wife's sister Rabbit Hamilton Jim birds.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Yeah. I used to work with dogs, and by far
the worst was not a Doberman or a Rottweiler or
a pitbull. The Chiwawa bites there always, yeah, yeah, be
and nappy, nippy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Okay, warm, we're late, we must go.

Speaker 7 (01:27:12):
Oh my god, it's so late.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Yeah born Jack.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Musterward the Tiny Trophy week, which one Haley Tiny Trophy
goes to Jack, who has written by the second most
poison a snake and the world.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Jack will get this out to you and you must
send a photo.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
We have a photo of the snake, that Jack is
sent in and that little shine. It's it's all wrapped
up card. But hey, have a great weekend everyone, see
you tomorrow morning. Don't tell me what today I'm saying
to the listeners, have a great morning.

Speaker 8 (01:27:41):
One.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
We'll see you with Fletch for and Hailey's Bottomless Brunch
tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Yep, this has been the ZiT M Radio network.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
See see you later.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
I don't have to stop you there. That's copyrighted. She's
a very good friend of mine. She's already sued me twice.
If you could maybe get her to drop her action,
that would be great. Tell her I'll review her five
stars if she does the same for this pot.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Yeah, and then she tells all her friends and if
you're listening, maybe give it five stars as well.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
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