Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 14th August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fleshborne and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Fletched, Vawn and Hailey is back.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Whether lozenges.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I've got my viral axe, which I am all the.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Wrong and that word as well. It's viral. It is
viral X, not viral.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Viral X.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I've got vitamin C. I've got Baraka. I've got flam lozenges.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Orange orange.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
I sent Aaron out to get lozenges. You've compete with orange.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Everyone knows that you've got to get black current loss.
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You're also wrong there, fledged but orange is flavor.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Orange makes me want to be sick. What's that?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
There's that manooka lozenge and they do a black current.
That's yum.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
That's my go to it delicious On Friday, the Yeah
Final Ranking, Frank Longe, it is on because orange in it.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
You will see despite having a sore throat yesterday, they
are unopened, suffer in silence that.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Have those and have an orange lozenge.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
And feeling better than I am. Feeling a bit better.
Well that's good. Sound a bit congested, but it's not covid.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Ooh you know yuck yuck. Yes, yes that is that
is on me. That is bottom of the rankings.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Save it for Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I look forward to final rankings. Longe Flames, I feel heated.
Your chance A couple of chance is actually on the
show this morning. To get in the drawer to see
Sabrina Kumpaner live in New York. Got to be a
listening for the mother Trucker and the song or the activator.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
There is a chance. Before seven o'clock the top.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Sex on the way Instagram are teasing that will have
more photos.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
In the carousel. Yeah, oh yeah, so you're going to
be allowed twenty of them?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
So good, because what is it sex ten at the
moment here, I've never filled the ten I have when I've.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Done like a holiday kind of a.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Make the effort of doing a video I.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Do real you real, real oldest chuck and photos here
for memory. So lazy, lazy, But yeah, I like that.
It'll be twenty now because that's a good good amount.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh no, it's way too much. This isn't your personal vlog.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yes exactly, that's exactly how.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Your personal place to share parts of your life. You idiots.
This is Instagram.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
This is where we make money selling hair products as such.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, this is what we're deal with.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
In the top sex Yeah coming up, Yeah, the Top
six extra photos you can expect to see on carousels.
Next on the show, we're going to talk Toasted Sammis.
Oh my god, I just saw that they just did
the New Zealand like you compilation of best toasted sandwiches
in New Zealand? Was that the finalists? I think they
were the finalists.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Around toasts that we like.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I know, lo, they weren't criminal criminal Yeah. Way, it's
good to get a new toasted toasted sandwich spot.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Hell yeah, a new Reuben.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, this is a cafe in the UK that sells toasties.
They're adding an insurance that you can buy with their
toasted sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Tell you what that is and why?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Next play and Haley. There is a cafe in the UK. Now,
this is a toasted sandwich business and Saint Andrew's. You
can get a cheese a cheesy toast. It's called the
Cheesy Toast Shack where you can get a cheesy toasty
for six pounds seventy five.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
That's expensive.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, but it's like fourteen bucks.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Actually in yeah, ingbon a big cheesey, you know, a
proper toasted.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Sandwich with a with a bichamelt, a bicha.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, apparently they estimate that this cafe that thirty customers
a day because it's by the sea, thirty customers a
day are losing. They're toasties to gulls. Punch them aggressive gulls.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
You can't punch them.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
And now they come swooping in pull back.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Do you know how they're getting a lot of people sandwiches.
People are holding their sandwich up like.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, you're the Actually, don't punch the gull. If you're
doing that, you don't.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
The owners are saying that they're giving customers free replacements
for these cheese toasties, and it is costing them hundreds
of pounds a day to replace these sandwiches. So what
they're doing now is they're offering people that buy a
cheesy toasty that are going to go outside and eat it.
They're offering a one pound insurance. You pay your gull insurance.

(04:42):
That's fantastic, But how many of these toasts are they
selling a day if it's costing them a hundred.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
It shouldn't be on them to replace the sandwich. No, but.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
You're also this weird human brain thing. You'll be reckless
with a sandwich until you've paid insurance on it. You're
know what, I've got to be careful now, Yeah, I see, yeah,
I can. Yeah, it's just making you aware of the fat. Yeah,
that gulls are a problem.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
But that's not like when you hire a rental car
and you've got no we just drive.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Reckless as well. You're driving.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
You're driving the entire wap that mountain.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You know how we cringed it a translated to New
Zealand dollars fourteen dollars toasting. Yeah, the one that we've
bought up on k Row before, that's twenty seven dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
My dude's yeah you no, that's gone up.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
We paid what.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
No, we did not.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
When we went last night, I was twenty four because
I was like five dollars sandwich.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
They're basic grilled cheese. One is twenty two dollars fifty.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's like thick. We're talking like Burger risk. Oh we're
talking Sam. We're talking a full meal.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Not like my mum's making it at home with a
with a thin sandwich white and a slice.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Of challenge you to go out for lunch anywhere in
central Okland and walk away with change from thirty bucks.
Yeah yeah here, yeah, although you the other day where
it when we get scrambled eggs, she.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Got a loophole.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
So we always get like a scrambled eggs on toast
and mushrooms and stuff, and it's like twenty something dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
And it's always a little bit big for me. Yeah,
so I win in and I see, can I just
get like one piece of toast of some scrambled eggs
on it? Yeah, it's like nine bucks. And I was
like that's crazy. And it turned up just as many
eggs as you and the thickest, fattest bit of toast.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Even I was like, okay, four eggs. And then I
want to do that loophole. Time go out loop, I
want to do that loophole.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
I'm just.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Down. Yeah, it's the sides loophole will call that because
they're just typing and bread and eggs.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
But if I see eggs on toast, I'd pay the
eggs on you'd.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Be paying like not eighteen dollars. Unbelievable loopholes also and.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
That waitress have an energy. But that's see.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I don't think she likes you.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I think we have an energy.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I don't know if you do.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
I think think.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I don't know if anybody at that cafe likes anybody.
I've tried some of my finest. If you have material,
give us, give us some of these hospitality always bounce off.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's improv bounce off. Hi, Hey, how are you well?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
What can I get you?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
The loophole eggs on toast to the loophole.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
We only give it to hale.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
You're waiting for this, waiting for this imp I can't
work with this standing me.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
But you just said that that cold and you work
your material.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
I tried when the opportunity presents itself by pounds bad.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Material, bad material.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Play. Now you have a cat. His name is Major
Murray Fluffington.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Just major, not just Major Mury Murray Fluffing.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yet so and what is he?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
He's a British short here.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I didn't I did not see many of those at
the rescue places sb C know.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
So when I say I rescued him, it was this
breeder that was holding him.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Camp do right.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
And I paid a lot of money for her to
release what you would pay, like very similar to what
has happened recently with this incredible complex hostage negotiation release
with Russia and America. Right, took a few months.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
So what was the negotiation process? I want him? This
is how much is car? Credit card?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
He's old enough for me to release and neuter and
then I'll you give me the money and I'll send
you you bought a care No, it's called rescuing. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, it doesn't feel similar to the process that I've
I went through to rescuing.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Right, Okay, just because it wasn't Well, it's just interesting anyway.
So he's what is he is a British British short hair,
a British short like half blue, half white, and that's
why he's silver. Okay, So he's not the traditional British blue, right.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Okay, because there is a British short haircare his name
is Trager.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
That's a British blue.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Ye, yep. He is from the Carpety Coast.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
However, his owner also what's the word you say, rescue
rescue rescued him all the way from Belgium.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
He was actually shipped over to New Zealand because he.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Was so killed. So he's a Belgian.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Blue Yeah, I guess. So he's a Belgian British short hair.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, he's a British short hair with a Belgian passport exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
He just won the New Zealand Cat Fancy National Supreme War.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Do I have air?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
So technically you're saying I've won.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
You actually could enter Major Mars if he would leave
the house to go somewhere. The only thing is, and
I never thought i'd say this about Major Mars.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
You've got to fatten him up because look at this winner.
That's so cute. So he.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Actually I think it's nice to see a bit of size.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Plus sized cat winning.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Nice to see, yeah, someone in the plus taking the Supreme.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Tis size models, Plus size models called the models.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Just called the cat. It's nice to see a model cat.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's just nice to see a cat winning a cat.
It's nice to see a cat winning.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's nice to see a fat ass with a sash
around it, you know what I mean. Yeah, So, yeah,
there was the National Cat Show held in part. Mister North, Now,
we should have traveled for this, which we've really missed.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
I would travel for that. He cleaned up in all of.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
His categories, but then took out the New Zealand Cat Fancy.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah twenty twenty four National Supreme.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I can't see Major Mary Fluffington letting me like he
doesn't even like going in the car to the vet.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
But not even to win all these awards looking at
it to give surprizes.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
He's so cute just sit there.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
I guess he's cats that are constantly and cat shows
are just used to it and you.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Just trained them from a kitten to be a yah
show care. So he's got like one two people like
ten ribbons behind him. He won a cage with New
Zealand Cat Fancy twenty three four National Supreme winner on it.
He's got a cooling pad, but has his way cooler
than your t.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Piece of shite.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
He's got all sorts of cat foods and trophies.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
He's one of scooping litter hoping.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Lit her self cleaning litter trait. He's a drinking fountain
just like yours.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah, this is good stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
He's cleaned up.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I don't need to into my cat because my cat's
basically one of those cats I just kind of buy.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
You don't need to shear the title because they have
the same breed, but just made you must have Amber.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I s he does a a little bit.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
But in saying that if missus Venezuela won Miss World
and you had a Venezuelan partner, you'd be I told you.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I've nabbed a hottie.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, yeah, globally recognized, globally recognized.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
Silly little, It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little,
silly little.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Which is the best back seat?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
That is today?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Silly little We're going on a road trip. Can you
plumouth this weekend? And I'll tell you what, As long
as they get I don't want the middle seat. As
long as they get assigned, somebody's in your car. Three,
I don't care. Well, we might take two cars because
no one wants a middle seat.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Right.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Well, that that is how that's the research that stacks
up here too.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Twelve percent voted for the middle has been the best
back seat, twenty percent like to sit behind the driver,
and sixty eight percent like to sit behind the passenger.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Because then you can have good chat with the driver.
I like being in the middle if there's no one
else in the back.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
If I get into an uber and I'm in the back,
I go passenger because then you can see them.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
You can see the driver.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I just like the passenger. Also you can be like,
can you put your seat for a little bit more?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, And then if the driver you can't really be
bothering them for more legroom.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yes, they need to drive. Yeah, we're gonna say about Matt.
I'm going to say so.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
If you drop me off in the back on the
passenger side so that I can it's really weird.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, never gets to the front. I loves sitting in
the back.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
And he puts his ear pods.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, doesn't want to talk to the Why don't. I
don't like talking to the driver.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
And he winds down the window and then I can
see him taking photos of me and he's like sending
them to friends and stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, yeah, bitching about me. She doesn't look like her id,
that's what.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
And this is a taxi that just took down its signed.
It's running a double yeah, a double line.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
It's running double shifts.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Grace says, behind the passenger is bit of views, which
is true in New Zealand. I mean everywhere, right, because
on the other side of the world, and people that
drive on the other side of the road also drive
on the other side of the car. Yeah, but you're
on the side of the road, so you get none
an interrupted view of the country side.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I also, growing up, was behind the driver. Oh were
you That was my my spot in the car. Yeah,
so I'm all I'm just used to that.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
We mom's front passenger. Yeah, brothers on the left, you're.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
On the right. You always had the same, was the same.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
We used to fight it out. Really.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
My sister was always in the middle as sort of
a barrier to stop fighting.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
The fighting. Yeah, and yeah, we just sat.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
You were three. Yeah, did you do corners?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
I know, because we would have got a smack, lots
of smacking in the car. Oh yeah, it was an
There was an alcathine pipe probably yea long what's that
three foot long? And if there was fighting, we were
warned and then if we continued, the alcanthine would just
flung wildly, not looking right and just had all of
you just try and he would have stopped till he

(14:35):
made three connections. Mom got it, one person could get
all three right. But my sister was in the middle.
And small sh pull right up.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, and then it'd just be whacking around the legs
and you'll be in the corner. She gave you a warning, though, well,
we got a warning. That's nice, A warning ignored.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Because we were just two. But we had an arm wrest.
I remember thinking we were pretty squash, you know that
we got like opened up.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Yeah, the red falcon that dad bought when we were
kids had an armors.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
But because my sister was always in the middle of
the armress never got his boy.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
We hated her.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I remember we got drinks on the very rare occasion
we got Macki D's. Yeah, we'd make her hold our
drinks because we couldn't access.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
The army drink holder. One time we tucked the drinks
in behind the seat.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Of course, bad idea.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
That's extra thing.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
And it's spelled. And then there was another Alcathy pipe.
A lot of hidings, A load of hidings. Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Weird man I am.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Today, Ashley says, behind the driver, because the front passenger
can turn around and look.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
At you easier. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Behind the driver, yeah, behind the driver, so that the
person in the shotgun can turn and talk right driver, Okay,
that's well, the driver's being excluded.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
You could ask that the driver's busy driving.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I hate it when I'm the driver and I'm being excluded,
like I'm just there to serve the car.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I when you're driving and everyone just goes to sleep.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Hate it. Oh my god, how did you, oh just
crack the radio?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, I might have short seats. I might have a
little nap. I'm like, the hell you will. And then
you start like doing a bit of a swerve of
a break. You're always napping, high child.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
She loves a nap. The other day she didn't get
her nap.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Christ Alive the world, Sam said, I'll set behind her
whever is the shortest than the front.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
That's my rule.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Mm hmm, Morgan in the middle, so I have a
less chance of power chucking on everyone. She must need
a field of vision. Yeah, she must be able to
see straight.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
But also, if you're a chucky, you need to be
next to a window.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Drag.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
And if you're a chucky, I'd give you the front
seat because I'm I own.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
I need the front seat driving. I get grow up,
I grow up.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I had a friend Chuck in the front seat, though,
and I had the back window open and it came
back and.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Shout out to my friend Hayley seat.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
We're coming home from a marching Nationals and we had
a big night and we would we would drive from
Palme to Wellington, windows down, one.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Hundred k's, one hundred k's no, and.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
She was just like, oh no, and then just your
head out the window and it went out and back
in the van and got me and Rachel.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Close that we're close as a group. Yeah, that was awful.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
And it was a ute and it had a tray
like a closed and train and you know how there's
like a gap.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, it was all gotten there.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Oh yuck and then not happy.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I've been told Elliott that behind the passenger is the
safest seat in the car.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
I don't know if that's the.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Truth, but was told it was the middle.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
No.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
No, you can't catapult it through the middle, but you
won't break your head if you belt.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, if you've got the cross belt, your middle was
good because you want to slam your face into the
front of the seat.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Kersey said, I used to get horrendously cast bec as
a child, so I need the fastest access to the
side of the road.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Now it feels so that's passengers passenger. That's weird to
sit anywhere else, Flour said, preferably never ever in the back.
But if I have to in the middle so I
can still see out the front window and avoid getting sick.
I'm loving hearing from these other adult babies. Carsickness. Baby,
we should talk about how we can't go on boats.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
We're next.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
We should all adults should get together because I'm a
grown woman, not a small cold child.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
If we're on our way to a party in the
car is full, then give me the middle seat. I
want full vision and full access to the music and banter.
But let's be honest. I thirty five and not going
to parties anymore, so I'll take the back left. You
can see yourself in the rear mirror if you're in
the middle. No, if you're behind the driver, and that's
really awkward. And I hate looking up the mirror and
seeing me or seeing.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Them, yes, catching eyes and you're like look away, yeah
there you go.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
So a little pomp.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Pay play.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I am a spice girl's child. They were my every thing.
When Jerry left, I was in the shower and my
dad knocked and said, baby, you better come out. We've
got something to tell you, and we had a family
whoey in the lounge and I burst into tears and
I didn't go to school the next day.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
It sounds like your mother and I have something to
tell you.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I know worse, Jerry's leaving the Spice Girls. I was devastated.
I literally got the deaf school. So everyone was very
excited about the fact that there were rumors that to
mark the thirtieth anniversary of them thirty yes, my wow, yes,
my do that's coming up, thirty years of them forming,
that they were going to have a reunion, all five

(19:43):
of them, because the last time all five of them
were together, I'm pretty sure it was the Olympics, the
London Olympics, it was. And then they did some tours,
but Victoria didn't go because she's like, I've got no
own fashion career and I can't sing, but anyway away
with fam I've got my family to think about, and
I've got illustrious fashion business and I can't sing.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
I mean, she does have a great fashion business and
obviously is so rich she doesn't need to do it,
and she's like.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Why would I want to do that? Like that's just
stress that it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Need the embarrassment and the whole Internet telling you she
can't sing again.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Now, I've been listening to the Spice Skills as of la.
I've been in a real buzz.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I've been in my car being like hey, Siri play,
and I've been like Christina Aguilera play, Brittany play Spice Girls.
I played the whole handsome Middle of Nowhere album the
other day, top tier album. Anyway, beside the point, I
listened to the Spice Skills.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
She can sing, She's got a great voice. Yeah, anyway,
so the oh, Siri stop.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Sorry, I did say instruction, You did say, hey Siri.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
She's just doing her job.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
So then there was a rumor that it was being
held up because Jeery didn't want to be part of
the documentary. They were going to be making a Netflix
documentary about the reunion.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
How god would that be?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Also, how much a Netflix paying the Spice Skills for that?

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Millions mullions? But apparently it was because she was having.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Some marital issues and didn't want to talk about it.
And now it's come out that actually Jerry doesn't even
want to do any of the reunion, including a concept
because she's got beef with malbe Now, that always.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Had a problem.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Anytime there's a problem, it's always the center of it.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
She's a little mouth. She's got a big mouth.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
And you may remember she went on, what's that guy
Andy something?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Yeah, you're the celebrity stuf.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
And he was like, who's the worst celebrity you've ever met?
And she said someone who I can't remember who we
don't care about. James Corden and she said, and Jerry halliwell,
and they.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Were like, wait, hang on a second, she's your bandmate.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
She's like, oh my god, yeah, Like I love her,
I love her, I love her, but she's an absolute
pain in my ass. Now apparently Jerry is like, I'm
actually sick of you speaking about me like this, and
it doesn't want to do the reunion anymore so of fighting.
She's like, I've had enough of this. I had enough
to deal with in my life. I don't I've got
no patience leaf with mal and her little digs and
gibes that she keeps making in public.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
So I'm walking away.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
And she doesn't need the money either, does she, because
well she but.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
She's having marital problems because her husband is the Formula
one boss.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, yes, he owns the Formula one team. McLaren. Yeah,
he was on the he was on the Netflix series
on Christian Horner.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Is his name?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So he owns one of
the teams. I'm not sure which one, but yeah, we're
real good at sports.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
We're done. We've done sports, so.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Done shows strength is it's sporting knowledge?

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Sports knowledge?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, red Bull racing, red Bull the principle of red
Bull racing.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Which fore and Hailey sports out harder, laugh out louder sports.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I thought it was older than that.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Well, she said that she just doesn't want to even
be in a room with her, let alone go on
stage with her.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
They are fighting, can I They've had too many reunions.
Got to do it properly one, Yeah, you don't get
to every few years be like.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Oh we're thinking about doing a reunion.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
And people are like, it's like you did that a
couple of years ago. Yeah, bare core.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
I just read this, and I don't know if you've
heard this before.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
So in twenty nineteen, Melby claimed that her and Jerry
had a one night stand.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah I remember that. Yeah, I did not know this had.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
A one night stand and she was, and then she
made a big story about it on Peacebagan, saying like, oh,
she's gonna hate me this because she's sitting in an
apostable mansion at the moment and she thinks she's all
prom and proper. Oh but her eyes we shagged. So yeah,
Melby's got a big mouth and Jerry's sick of it.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Basically, so no, no Spice Girls reunion, no apecial word.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
That it's been canceled or that it's even happening. But
there be beef.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Plays FLEDGBA and Haley blah blah.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Blah blah blah blah blah. This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
He's done it, done it, did it, done it, seen it.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Been it?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Good on you.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
A Mashable, the tech website reporting that Instagram also a
great way to have patatoes meshable years. I think that's
why they think. That's why they called it mashable. Uh,
you'll now be able to share up to twenty photos
and one Instagram post and then the subheadline, wait, didn't
TikTok do this first?

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Okay, okay, you've.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Got big Samsung where it is.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
They're just all copying each other.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, they saw that it worked for them and they
were like, we'll do that too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Well yeah, up to twenty photos now in a carousel
or a slide post.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
So yeah, enjoy top six photos. You'll see now that
you can have twenty, not just ten. Number six on
the list another one of those blurry oh my god,
we're so fun and silly photos.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
We just like caught it as Yeah, it's a streak
and a cross and you can kind of make out
and it's like the early is are running down the
street or like, eh.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Me get wow, this is we got. That's a young and.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Free Yeah it's so random, but maybe just maybe take
a beat and take a good phundo.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Yeah yeah, well they did just frame up.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
After that fun one, that blurry silly one, the real
sexy one.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah right, you god, I'm not even like I didn't
even realize I was wearing.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yeah, yeah, you've seen me at my fun now you
get to see my.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Buns, yes, just looking over the shoulder.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Number. It's been a while, but between actually has.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Enough on the show can get Oh hell well your
needs a lot of work flips.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
It really shows you have not been practicing. That was
actually one of my best.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
It was really good.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, stop it, stop it.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
It's a little one of those. Ever has been a while.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Top six photos you'll see on the carouselta that you're
allowed twenty instead of ten.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Number five three more photos from the fifty photos you
made your partner take when you found.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Your angle at the pool.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
God like, this is the one where I know he's there.
This is the one I don't know he's there. I'm
just reading a book. It's one of my That's the
funnest thing on holidays when you see boyfriends boyfriends Instagram
and there is a whole like Instagram page for it
as we boyfriends of Instagram, friends of Instagram.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, so great, and.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
You just seen them be like, I'm also trying to
have a holiday. Yeah, I saw so much of Embalin.
Yeah did you get it?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Did you get it? Go again?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
And then they just go back to moping around and
they're not even happy.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Oh no, no, no, they're having the worst time. I said,
I took a first shout.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I said, take a.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Photo of me and whoever were with, And I took
it and there you go. She's like, no, take another one,
I said, Remember when you were a graphic designer, and
people would be like, oh, no, we want this changed,
we want this change, we want this change, we want
this change. And they came back here three times. How
annoying that was.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
It would be better if you guys were better at
taking photos though. Aaron terrible, my parents terrible. So wherever
I go, just get no nice photos of me. Flit fantasta,
thank you the rule of thirds.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
So my friends that I was just on holiday with
or one of them terrible. It's taking photos.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
How embarrassing. What am I going to do?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
You teach them? You can try. You can't.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I can't teach an old dog nu tricks. Yeah, you
can try.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Number four on the list of the top sex photos
you'll see on the Instagram carousel, now that it's twenty picks,
not ten.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Another pet picture that we didn't need. We kind of
got the idea. You've got to you've got a cat.
You've got a cat or a dog?

Speaker 3 (27:34):
A cat?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I saw it, wants to see my cat more and
more and more. It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Number three on the list of the top sex photos
you'll see on the carousel. Now that you can have
twenty set of ten, I reckon a sunset.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Twenty sunsets, twenty angles of that sunset. Another vibe on
the sunset, maybe when it's just about to disappear, Yeah,
which I think is the You know, people like to
take a photo of a sunset and include the sunset,
but that light just after it disappears over the hor Yeah, beautiful,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
God gorgeo, Yes, gorge gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Number two on the last of the top sex photos
you'll see on the carousel, now that there's twenty instead
of ten. Maybe a photo of you mid walk up
the mount where you're packing a shit about having a
walk up the mount before you post a picture at
the top where you look all glamorous and stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Ah, do you think you've done that thing you know
where you're just randomly selecting what's in your carousel. You've
accidentally selected the one where your partner got you being.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Like, oh I hate this, Yeah, young day, I don't
want to walk.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Up here anyway, and you've accellently uploaded it. I need
a break break, Why don't you take a seat? No,
I mean a break from us fight on the mountain.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
And number one on the list of the top sex
photos you'll see on the carousel now that there's twenty
instead of ten. A few, maybe a few pictures where
your kid doesn't seem perfect. I know it's their birthday,
but like keep them knock them down a peg or two? Yeah,
be real, Yeah, maybe get a photo that photo where
you are your.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Kids chucking at a tanting and they're on the Lauren.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
You're like, well, I'll video and show you to you later,
which also is a great thing to do.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Your partner, do you realize how ridiculous you look? I'll
take a video so you can look at it later,
don't you do it?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Vaughn roll, the what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (29:14):
They have a being a ridiculous lady child?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (29:17):
And they need to be videoed so that they can
see how foolish they look.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
From this, Well, welcome to a life alone.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
That is I discussing our charity.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, the charity? What you got paid for?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Well, I'm not a charity, funny, but we're just not.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Very busy. I'm very busy. He's too busy. Doesn't care
about kids? A bids.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Now, yeah no, but I've got to know if I
was a woman.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
You'd let me go. Yeah, we would actually Okay, I'm
just kidding. Whatever thing, Brady, and drink your water.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Let's get on and headache pills in the Yeah, do
you want some pearls?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
And Haley and I shera locker. We've got some headache
pills just in case. Do you want a couple of Yeah,
you'll give you a couple of pennies. We'll get you
some pannies. Now.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
The Filipino Filipino.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Medalist Carlos Ulo is the first Philippines male to ever
win a gold medal gym.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, the gym highly contested.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Because we talked in fact of the day about countries
that have never won the Philippines was had never won
a gold.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
No woman, the woman woman had won a gold for
the Philippines.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Insane, Like New Zealand just at the Olympics, just gone,
I have won more, Lisa Carrington's won more gold medals
and a lot of countries.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Like that's just insane.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
So because this guy has won a gold medal in
the Philippines, it's been a gold, He's won two gold it's.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
A big deal.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
And not only does he get that and of course
the entire nation adoring him, of course, but he's been
offered a lot of free things. And you may have
heard this news story when it happened. Free colonoscopes, which not.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
To be sniffed at.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Why I get them anually?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Are you in the annual?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Annually anally because annually, aly, I get them because of
the my serrated polypsis thing.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Hung colon all the polyps.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
So he's also been given a free condo like noodles
buffet for.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Life.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Also way to blow out after your career, right, because
you know, like you finish an athletics career and like
you're not running every day and gymnasts and yeah lean
their leg stan as your rugby league players that training
hours and hours of training eating and then but then
they keep eating. Yeah, stop training, but yeah, the free kolonoscopies.

(32:03):
One is that bit that everyone's like, what, okay.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Have a private health care and I don't know, I
don't know how public health care that costs thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
But even if I got free rahmen, I don't. I
don't eat ramen, I don't a lot of noodle sky.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
But you get into it if it was free.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
No, I don't know if I would, you would.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Always have noodles to give to people. Yeah, you can
just get I just guess give them away.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Rama.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I love Rama.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
This is what I wanted to ask because the free
colon uscopy is it's an odd prize.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Really odd price.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Have you ever won a prize that you didn't want?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Great, there'd be some terrible like what do they called
consolation prizes.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
A raffle prize, and you wanted the big you know,
you wanted the load of firewood.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
I mean maybe a vegans want to beat ref Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah, I shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
You know, you're going for the big prize and you
get a prize that you're just.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Like, what am I going to do with this? I
can't even sell it.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Some of those beauty pageant prizes they come with like
botox and you know, plastic surgery and stuff, and you're.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Like, maybe you don't want that.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
You want to stay on top of it that oh
you do? Was that that foult? Because I've let my
laps and I can move my face again.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
My emotions, whether it was a prize, a sports tournament,
or or price that you got at.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Work and you're like, why I don't want this? I
don't want this company branded crap.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Some lame like fifty dollars worth of paper and you're like, okay,
thank you, and Haley, we want to know what prize
you won that you didn't really want. Because the Filipino
double gold medalist in the gymnastics, what's his name?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
His name is Carlos.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Pos He has won of a million dollars worth of
prizes and that's America, including a resort house, free buffet,
bunches for life, and free colonoscopy.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, the colonoscopy is like that's okay.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I mean you never know when you might need one,
but yeah, a lot of it.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Some countries do this like give cash as well to athletes.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
We give them the opportunity to endorse Pittford dude.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I was just reading an article this morning about what
the Kiwi athletes can expect and how much money, and
like some of them will get like brand endorsements, but
a lot of it's like, oh, they will get a
huge social media following and then they'll be able to
do paid posts.

Speaker 8 (34:28):
And that's not sold to screwing at all at all,
at all at all. The things we do for our
septic tanks we do for a real some messages and
I tell you what I am loving hearing about radio stations.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Oh, we are the naughtiest.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
And naughtys when it comes to prizes.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
We've always seen a guy a pair of socks that
you got.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
But he stoked on the socks. Socks, it's fantastic, great price.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
He messaged me. He's like, I've got the socks. You're
a man of your word. And I said, was there
ever any doubt? Once were as a man of his word?
And he's moren the socks multiple times already.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Somebody said a local radio station was doing a prize
for New Zealand Music Month in May. I want a
T shirt that I rung up and won the prize
and they said, congratulations, you won the New Zealand Music
Month prize, which it always does. Yeah, they see me.
I gave them all my size. They see me a
T shirt two size is too small.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
And when I was twelve, a CD for the album when.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
The Cats Away album Oh Okay.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Which at twelve was not at all on my radar
even at that stage, was an album that was probably
twenty five years old.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Similar as someone messaged, I won a CD off the radio.
It was meant to be a relevant pop star of
the time, and what arrived in the post was a
hooper stank album.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Pretty sure the ten years when it arrived.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
The reason is one of the greatest songs you've written.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm not arguing with you. I'm just reading the misfect
have you. Oh wow, he's quick.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Anyway, that can stand in the background other other prizes
that you won that you didn't want.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
I won what you they're at zend described as a
prize pack, and it was one Friday jam CD. Well
that's a pack and that's not a pack.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
A number of different artists on it.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
When I was in a talent quest when I was ten,
there was a table full of prizes.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
So the first got to pick first, and then the.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Second got and then second place, and then third place,
et cetera. We came third, so I got the last
pack of the prizes and all that was left was
a gloo stick.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
You rather know.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
We were talking about table prizes. Of the table of prizes,
and your first one there would pack.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
You always get the best pack.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Golf hideous.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
The only time I experienced this was when I played
golf at intermediate and amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
That you just walk up and there was all the stuff.
You're like, would you get all the stuff?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
And then you realize that everybody that plays golf is
like a business owner, so they just bringing stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
And so I was about six years old into the
color and competition and got a call saying I won.
So excited me and Mum went in to collected and
all I won was a single ballpoint pin.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Well, we're at a sports club and they said they
were going to do the raffle, and you know, there
was various prizes for the raffle, one of which was
a frozen chicken that I'd watched slowly defrosting in the
sun on the table in the club rooms during the event.
Guess what I won? The chicken And I'm a vegetarian.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
A sun thought out chicken.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah, where it's the sun's almost got to cooking the
skin a little.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
It will take like two days to defrost the chicken
when you leave bench.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Not a direct son.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
No, you don't defrost on the bench. You're defrost on
the fredge and then it takes longer.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Just before, somebody said I thought I had won an Xbox.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Oh that's a good price.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
No, no, no, sorry, I thought i'd want to PlayStation
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
So I said to mom, I've won a PlayStation. So
it was just before Christmas.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, Mom's like, okay, perfect by your PlayStation games. Anyone
that asks for want the chresments by your PlayStation goes
a bloody Xbox turned up around the place. Was like,
I don't want to PlayStation. They're like, yeah, we did too,
So I had all the games through a PlayStation.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Well, it looks like mum's giving you a PlayStation.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Just sold the Xbox and got a PlayStation.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Topped it up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Somebody said, I want to ken of fly spray off
you guys once.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
It's a joke. Promise be grateful. Probably it'd be greatful.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yeah, gosh, we'll send it back. Then you you road Boustard.
The local pub does a meat raffle. Then there's a
jackpot draw for one thousand dollars and the dud prizes
are a roll of toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Guess what I want? Toilet paper?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Good?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
From then I.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Want a prize back from you guys. Once can't tell
if it was shut or not because it never arrived.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
We should do a part with this show a grievances
with radio whether yeah, with the industry with anything.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, yeah, just you agree, right?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, see that we could have posted that. That could
have been the post.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
He's fault radio station one a kim dot com album
radio station.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Oh there's so many radio there is. Yeah, a lot
of radios.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Got a lot to answer, with a lot to answer,
play play.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Shannon and her magician boyfriend went on a beautiful date.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yeah where did you? Okay, I know where you win?
Where did you go Disney or I And why did
you decide to go?

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Well, he pitched it to me. He said it was
his idea. Yeah, he's I mean, he's a magician, he's campus.
They come and he said it was just the most mentioned.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Here is your boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yes, and you are not you are not a male.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
No, we are happily, hitterily together.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Described as campers. They come to describe their boyfriend also.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Girlfriend, thank you. Yeah, I'm happy, Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Camp in a magician way, not a gay way. Yeah, exactly,
so put in capes and feathers.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
I am, I'm I do apologize. I was unaware there
was any other type of camp.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
And the.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Camp yeah like sparkles and stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
He likes sparking, the nice rules.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Yeah, and he said to me, He's like, here, hasn't
last time he went? He was a kid, and he
said it was the most incredible production. It was just
down the road. We live in town now, and he said,
I'd love to take you there. So he bought us
tickets and he took me on a little date. It
was eleven am.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
So I was going to say because because I live
in the city as well. And I left the gym
and I was like, why are all these small people
dressed as like Minnie Mouse and Disney characters with their
parents and where was it? Suck?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah, they laid down a rank Sunday. It was incredible.
It's amazing. Yeah, so we walked up.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Dumb kids got too old for it. You would have gone,
I wouldn't have even taken there.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Well, yeah, so we rock up and you know, you
give security your tickets and they looked around to like
see if there was a.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Little bit of ones.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
And then she said, oh, just the two of you
and I said yeah. And she said, oh, are you
going to try jump on the rink?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
And I said no, I'm here to watch. She's like,
just the two of you.

Speaker 9 (41:18):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
But though, like I know a lot of Disney adults.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Yeah, Disney, we're not even Disney adults.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
We just you know.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
It was just a great show. But then obviously I
had to get merch, so I bought.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Some light up mini mouse.

Speaker 9 (41:36):
Well that's his.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Date day, so you know, money doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Yeah, that's right, money doesn't count. Yeah, love is real.
I don't know that it's Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
So I got my many mouse ears and I asked
if they would fit my adult head and she said
she didn't know, and I was like, valid question, I thought, yeah,
so I just bought them.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Anyway, they did fit. They do her after a.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Little when he'd been right into the bloody.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
But it lit up and it was real cool because
like during the show, I was like, well I can
see me.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
I didn't see you anywhere.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
So then we got some chicky tinder.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Wow, grown up meals a little, a little butler coke.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
I did wine Disney nice, they do, But I didn't
spend money on the march.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah, but then I didn't feel that didn't stop some pearings.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
Yeah, I did debate buying a snow cone because they
had snow.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Cones, but yeah, shaved ice.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
But did say to me he was like I think
we've I think we've done.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
So money does matter on date.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I think he just was like can't.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
I don't want you to be silly later.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
I think he much plastic stuff do we need?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Right?

Speaker 6 (42:51):
I think we live in an apartment. Like if we've
put that in, we can't own any other cups.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Now you know that?

Speaker 7 (42:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Wow, and so you rate this as a great eleven.
It was the most incredible show. It was weird though.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
All the kids, they didn't get it like I did.
Like Molana came on and everyone lost his mind. But
then like the ogs came out, they didn't even get
their own number.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
They have to work together.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
No one wants to.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
We want, we want Inkanto, we want Elsa and Anna.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Oh my god, I'm boring.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
But they do all the ogs together as the final thing,
and everyone starts leaving.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
The respect.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Literally Cinderella walked so my Aanna could run.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
You know, how do you she broke that?

Speaker 3 (43:40):
She broke through the glass ceiling exactly? Didn't she got
a bit of white savior going on over here?

Speaker 2 (43:47):
What about a woman from the Pacific Islands couldn't stand
on her own two feet?

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Also, like yeah, they were the same with like Elsa too.
It's fine, yeah, right, interesting, but yes, it was such
a beautiful show.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Did they do good jumps? Because I went and saw
Slay on Ice last.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Year and we fell asleep and they left half time
because the US were like.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
No, they had ramps.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
There was lots of aerial dancing, so like every act
there was also like an areas.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah, and then there was like still walking. There were
bikes there.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yes, yes, he still a two person outfit.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
And you imagine pantomime horsing ice.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Yeah, that's so cool that. I just don't get why
kids are allowed to go.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I was gonna market, but we did have The Night
of our Lives at the Wiggles is a great show.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
Yeah, I just feel like they didn't understand the nu answers.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
It was just for you, you got it.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Well, I shouldn't be attending, but I'll meet you with
the but after.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Sound and Haley, there is a billionaire. His name is
Chid Lugner.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
I was gonna say was was he's dead?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
He did? Richard Lugner.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
He's an Austrian entrepreneur and he recently died at age
ninety one.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
It was in Austria. Yeah, and he's ninety one. Yeah,
I'm just saying he would have been around the World
War two. Oh yeah, I have might have had some treasures,
so main his money and construction. Yeah, Nazi gold stole lot.
It was awful things built in Astera in the ninety one.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Well, it's not, you know.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
But the reason he's in the news is because he
had only just remarried.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Yes, he married.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
It's nice of the retirement village when they find love. Yeah, no,
it's not what happened.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
So he married Simon Relanda, who is forty nine.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Years his junior. He's she's forty forty two.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
That sounds like true love. That sounds like true me.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
That feels like she fell deeply of him for who
he is as a man.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Looked past the billionaire status and my age and my
name's age.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
That would be like you marrying NaN's friend.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
And she told me when I talk to her, She's like,
this is the thing about getting of the stage. You
don't have any friends left.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Oh well you're forty two. That's how old she is.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
I know.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
That's what I'm saying. You marry my NaN's friend age.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah, So she she married.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
She looked past the sagging skin and the limp Willie
and all of that.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
And just when he.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Doesn't look he doesn't look ninety one. He looks pretty good.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
And it happens when you're rich.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah yeah, I mean still old, mate, he looks really great.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Just two months after getting married he died, and.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
So she's one lotto.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Basically we got no prenup, No, no prenup. Surely there
was like, this is my last one.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I don't care? Yeah, what do I care?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Well? When I looked, was there a prenup? No sign
of it? Did he have kids?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
He would have probably got great great grandchild. Yeah, one,
so he said, he said, my wife wears the pants.
Now she could support me actively from now on. We'll
share my work at some point when I'm no longer here.
She be a soul boss. So she like, oh wait,
so he was. He was still like running the yah, jeez, yeah,

(47:22):
keeping going. Do you know he used to pay people
like Kincardashian and Paris Hilton to be on his arm.
It'swanky events. I could pay them be like, come to
this ball with me, be on my arm. Embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I mean, yes, do you want a million dollars to
do this?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
And buy me an I streams, give me some money
and take me to a party. I was born for
this job. I'll even stroke your shoulder. I'll even put
my hand on your thigh on.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Have you been with someone for money? Like because they
had money, Never because they were rich, never even even
This is what we asked question on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
We did anonymous questions. Some replies.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
I said, in the last two years of my marriage
to my ex husband for the money.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
So it was over it.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
But the money was stated.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Imagine though, if you didn't have your own you know,
didn't have two feet to stand on, you didn't have
a career to fall back on.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yes, I was with someone for the money, but the
sex was so bad I couldn't fake it anymore. But
I got some nice trips out of it while it lasted. Yeah, right,
just a couple of chuck, a couple of us in there.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeah, and then it takes me to real egineer and
I'll find my own.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
You're asleep, April just said I wish, So I'm not
going to leave her anonymous.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I'm just leading enough. You know, April, she's out there looking, But.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
What she's saying is who she got ain't got no
money and she didn't want no scrub.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Ah right, hanging out the left side of this friend's ride,
trying to holler at April passengers.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Unbelievable cassenger side.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Yeah, she didn't say hanging out the left hand side.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
But in New Zealand there's the left hand side's the
passenger side.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yeah, but that's not America local.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, don't go chasing rivers and lakes and watch out.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Forgit falls and listen. So if you could wash your
boots would be great.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Any more people with people for the moment.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
So if he said, oh, nope, she didn't, I can't
read that out now because I said her.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Name for god, Alan Smith.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
This is why normally the names cut from you, because
you are.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Not responding to somebody else who's not hang on, let
me read it. No, no, well no, but for myself personally.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Okay, yeah, okay, it's not with someone, but definitely exploited.
Sugar baby sits during lockdown. Oh yeah, okay, lockdown you
would have had it's just zoom zoom, sugar baby. What
do zoom sugar babies do to say, hey, hey, let.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Me jiggle them?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Can bag can have.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
And then you just he's like, I'm transferring some money.
Now you got the other window open. You see the
money popper and I hear they go pop them.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Out the boobs. Is that how that works?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Something the other day and it was a kink thing
where men like to be.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
The kink was that they liked you saying I'm going
to spend all your money.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yeah, financially, send me more financial.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Dog, yeah yeah, for that to be like, send me more.
And they send you a thousand bucks and you send
a message being like, is that it?

Speaker 4 (50:17):
I want more? Are you poor? What are you? You're
at work? I'm more ready to spend all your money.
Send me more.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
You just describe it my marriage.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
And then they send you more. And then you're like,
thank you, daddy. I'm going to get my handback.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
And you must love it. I hate it.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Oh wait, it's not a kink for you.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
It's horrible.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
I'll tell that you're not into it. Taskmaster is out
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Last night was at three Tonight's at four seven thirty
on two and as part of the promotional I guess
material for it, I did an interview with Woman's Day
Now I'll never forget the first time I was a
Woman's Day. It was a happy moment. And my mom
was like, kaching, She's made the big time.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
My girls made it.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
My girl's made it. She's a Woman's Day.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Because a lot of people think that people get paid
to go in, but it's not. They just do it
for promotion. Na.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I think there's a thing that used to pay you
if you gave you, like wedding photos or something like that,
but I don't they do that anymore. But no, I
was just talking promotional staff was talking to task master. I
was talking Polysisicaverian syndromas, talking body positivity. And I saw
the front cover and I'm in the corner of it
saying something like Haley's newfound body positivity, and I was like,

(51:23):
love this, love this. Flicking through. We're flicking through all
the pages. There's some great, great people and they're great articles.
It's a must buy.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Is show? Is there a crossword?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
There's multiple cross I know, I know I'll bring mine
in because I won't do the crosswords.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Okay, yeah, they're easy for me. In Woman's Day. I
like doing the INSI hero once the cryptics.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
It was Elite Intelligence and I opened it and on
my two page spread. His photos of me are full
written article and the headline is I'm happy and horny.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
That is wow. The I don't remember saying it.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
I don't remember saying. I think we were talking in
relation to Wild.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Flushes, my show, your comedy show about adult.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
About adult fun funds times yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, And
I must have alluded to my current state of being,
which is, as the.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Title sees, perpetually horny, happy and horny. I tell you
who else? Or the magazine headline? My mom no, but
she said the magazine this week, and I said, oh, yeah,
I haven't seen it. And she's like, oh, yes, she's
happy and horning, your mom saying, I said, I don't

(52:42):
know how happy she'll about that headline, and my mom said, well,
at least Aaron will be Oh.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
He's getting it. That's cute.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Yeah, of course, I mean where else would I be
putting it energy? Who knows? That's really sweet?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah, well, Mike, because my mother in law anytime I'm
in anything, I mean, she prefers it when I'm in
TV Guide, right, but she'll always buy it. And we
just haven't spoken about it because she would have bought
it because she loves the women's magazines.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Right, yeah, katholic deeply.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Every time someone's at adoptor's office the next years.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
The next twenty years, your magazine's going to be there.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
I'm happy won't be in the doctor's office yet.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
No, no, no, give it a seven.

Speaker 9 (53:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
It feels to me like this could be a real
T shirt, right you know, I'm happy in Horning.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Well, they could get it printed onto T shirts and
seldom as merch at your shows.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Merchant shows you, I could do that anyway. I mean,
read the article. It's a great article. But the hid line, Wow,
it's one for the books.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Play play Mark Amber belonged together on sid.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
He's got a bubble in his throat.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Mark Amber, Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
It is Fletchborne and Haley at seven past eight and
you are listening to M Radio. Actually ain't past leave
that change.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
This Fletchborn and Haley coming to you on the wireless.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Stop being Pratts and teasing me. You can't do literally
anything slightly wrong. We all flip a bounce on me.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I love it. Now, Hey, everyone out there on radio land,
stop it.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
This is the ZENM Radio show. Should we give away
a CD. Yeah with Fletch and Vorn and Hailey. Okay,
so there is a lady.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
She she had online a story about her new relations
fairly new relationship. She's in her late twenties, but they're
at the point where they're constantly staying at each other's house.
And then she went over to his house one day
and he said to her, Hey, when you come over,
would you mind tying your hero? And she was like,
red flag, red flag, this guy's telling me how to look,
how to behave.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Now, she admitted she's got long, thick, jet black hair,
which she attributes to her Indian grandmother. I could have
done with that, Yeah, with my Indian grand you.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Say you're very thin, you're here very thing.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I just needed a little bit of Indian and then
I could have also.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Had a nice wedding.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Fine, I just really want to be.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
In an Indian wedding.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
But I didn't dare me an Indian man and I'm
not part Indian. So if I did it, we'll be problematic. Yeah,
can we get confirmation from Indian listeners if it would
be problematics no Indian blood on either side of the parties,
We'll just get it. We'll just get confirmation anyway, lovely long,
let me fine, as long as you do the accent.
I don't know if that would make it better in
the head movement. I don't know if that would make

(55:43):
it better.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Oh well, we'll wait to hear from our Indian business
confirmation from Indian listeners if that would make it. Yes.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Now, she went over there with her hair tied up,
and she was like, can I ask you a question?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Why you've told me to star? Is a picture of this?
Stop the course? Of course? He was Indian woman with long,
thick black hair. Don't rub your hands like a hungry fly.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Like a hungry fly, I'm gonna eat. I'm louis the fly.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
No, you're not. No, there is no picture of her.
Oh this story sucks. Now.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
The reason the reason he has implemented this rule for
her and inside his house now is because her hair
sheds and he finds it everywhere.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
My dude, oh my, this is hair is everywhere, and
I know it's not mine because it's not short, curly
pub like beard.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Here is long thick.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
When my daughters worn andy, she was like bald for
ages and well, great, she's not gonna have The positive
here is that when she's a bit older, she's not
gonna have She's got.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
The thirkest here every everywhere.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
I love this hair.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Yeah, and I'm the only one brave enough to pull
the shower plug out.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
It's mine.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Yeah, and I have to be like and peck it.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
And then when there's the here it gets straightened there
all over the floor.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Yeah, so you.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Would understand why having it up on a pony towel
kind of mitigate it.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
A hypogenic wife should have a shot doodle aodle.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
So he's done this for this reason, and she was like,
I kind of get it, but how doare you?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
It's a role now he doesn't want to deal with
all the hair, so she comes over here has to
be tied up.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I want to know because i'm here. Yeah, I do
for the dashingly good looks.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
And the beautiful skin.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
Time.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Now, I want to know, what is the rule that
you implemented for a partner for whatever reason. Maybe it
was like a convenience thing or something that they did
that drove you crazy, or something like this, like like no.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Work, birds in the bed in.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
The sas the man who has never worn a pair
of workers.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Inside.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
You know, shoes, shoes, shoes inside, and don't ask our shoes, okay,
because now you put it on me.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Off. Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Someone said, you want to see my Indian wedding next November,
and then.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
I could wear the garb. Yes, I sort of want
to be the bride.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
So no.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
And they have long, fat Indian black hair, they're saying,
and you're constantly looking at to hear, and I'll.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Turn it with my thin white girl bleach blonde hair lat.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
And then I'd be peering through around the corner of
the marquet.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Like a pet, like a fly, your Indian.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
This is my crowd. I'm the way to fly.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yeah, okay, So here's one. For example, I made him
buy me a she wei. Now she wei is like
a conical thing that you put if you have like
a festival. Yes, if you have a female anatomy, then
you pee into it. Because the sleepout he was in
didn't have a bathroom. Mom and sister wouldn't let me

(59:03):
into the house after nine pm.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
So she she we didn't locked the doors.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
So rather than popping a squad, the rule is I'll
stay with you, but you've got to get.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
That was the rule. Okay, what's the least he could do?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
It's the least. We want to know what rule you
implemented for a partner, because.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
One partner asked his girlfriend always have a hair up
so her lovely long black head didn't go through his house.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
He was sick of it. So she's a tire hair
she wants to come.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Over, Emily, Emily, what was the rule that you implemented
for a partner.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
He unfortunately, he had Crone's disease, so it was a
medical reason that he did have to fart outside because
it was just so bad.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Is that a thing that happens when you have crimes
you fart a lot?

Speaker 7 (59:46):
Well, no, they're just really, really really awful, smelling like
the worst fight you should imagine, multiplied by one hundred.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
And I feel this as a woman with ibs.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
With ibs to wait, so you're dropping dirty farts as well.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
Mine, Quin there is for the worst of us outside.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Well, so your boyfriend rain rain or shine, he had
to go outside, and.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
I mean there was a few times where he'd like
cracked the window and just stand near it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
Yes, do you know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
You're not the only person someone messaged in no farting,
and bad has to go to the door to fart.
I feel a bit bad because I need to tell
him every time, but now he does it on his
own accord, like a trained dog.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I think I've tried how bad of those farts?

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
So if you have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
To implement that rule?

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Is there any reason?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Was there any relation to that that you broke up
with him?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
There was another there was other reason.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
It's not Emily.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I kind of want to know why they broke up.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
No, we don't need to know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
We go back to Emily and ask you why they're
broke up. Daniel or Dana. What is the rule that
you made?

Speaker 9 (01:00:52):
Well when we when we first started seeing each other,
like a couple of months, and he used to come over.
We watch our shows together on like the one TV,
and then he would turn on the PlayStation three and
play Battlefield. So I used to have to sit there
and watch him play Battlefield three, And so I said
to him, I was like, no, because I want to

(01:01:13):
watch my programs that you don't want to watch, you know,
And so he bought his own TV over.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
So you're wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
He wasn't living there full time. O.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
God, No, we're ready to come up for a little cuddle.
We had to bring a TV.

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
Well, yeah, he bought the TV and he just left
it there with his place, with his own places, like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
How most people would normally like move in like a
pair of sleeping shorts and a toothbrush.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
TV PlayStation and TV.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
But we've been together eleven years now. We both have
our individual gaming setups and it's not hooked up to
the TV in the lounge.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Yeah, do you go?

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
There, you go TV. It worked out. It worked, David,
Thank you. Some more messages.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Then, oh my god, no.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Gym clothes on Sunday. He has he has so many
nice clothes and would wear gym clothes on Sunday, which
is a family day, a family day.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Sorry, I love wearing active were it's so come Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
My god, I almost were exclusively active wear on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
No, maybe it's like real mankey gym wear though.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Yeah, wearing and like residual stunk.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
It doesn't want to play.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
No luck on sweatpants, someone said, and no gray track pants.
Outside of the apartments, there are this dude must be
woman woman and the wang will be like boys. There's
something on the radar. Gays are like a submarine. Will

(01:02:49):
also just lock into any gray sweatpants.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Yeah, bom.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Bomb.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Rule is that for every meal like cook, he has
to buy me one takeaway. He doesn't cook, so it
feels fair.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
So wait, you're getting seven tays at least seven takeaways
a week? No, because he is not cooking at all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
If he doesn't cook.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Oh so on the nights she's not cooking, it's takeaway.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
No, I assumed it was alternating, right, Oh right, she
could take away. She could bank.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Care I'll be banking. It'd be like you were mean
forty one taking takeaway nights.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Yeah, she's How would you even decide what takeaway to have?

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Having takeaways that often?

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Yeah, rule in our relationship is that if we're sharing dessert,
we have to cut it in half at the start,
because otherwise it's a mad race to be the person
that gets more.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
If you're just sharing from place.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
I get that panic. Yeah, he's going to eat it all.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
It's a race of the finished inning and resentment and
in digestion.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
That's the one that's the situation.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Quite a lot of farts say, quite a lot of
people saying you can't fart in here?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Yeah, how bad are these farts. Yeah, you've got to
be able to fart, Yeah, but not if they're that bad. Yeah,
I reckon. My farts have tamed a lot in the
last few years.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Someone text in one that we've got in our house
when I bought a brand new house and tom my husband,
no more dying, you're here in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
It leaves die spots on the vanity. I'm not allowed
to die do my hair at my house?

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Where do you do it?

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
Then at my headress's house. Not a lout because one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Time I had brown hair die in my hair and
I leaned back against the wall that was going to
be ripped out anyway, and I booked it and it
got Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Our rule is no pooping on the ends. You have
to go to the guest toilet every time.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
If you got to go way you poop in the
middle of the night, Nah, man I do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Sometimes it's weird when you need a pope in the
middle of.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
The happening in there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Yeah, you're like, well why.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Now, but I was asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Somebody else has messaged and it just seems to be
a lot of woman making rules here.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Oh okay, does it sound like that came from a woman.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
No, that's got big energy because it finishes the laugh laugh, laugh.
So there's a man who will say something and then
immediately recognize a woman's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
About to jump down his throat for it. So he's like,
I put a smile on your face. My husband is
to cook meat outside on the barbecue because I can't
sell the smell stand the smell of meat cooking. I
eat meat and stuff, but the smell of it cooking, No,
that would just make me want to cook.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Meat inside all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
This was a good one before my hobby and I
got too serious. I said, if he wants to marry
me and have kids, he had to give up smoking.
Gave up three months after date. He would be married
nearly eleven years.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
So just life, that's beautiful. Just he gave you life,
My expert. The rule in place, I wasn't allowed to
say the sea word. It didn't work out because I
love that word. Say I love that word, right, would's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Even a special chair for it. These days, it's fun
to say.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
It's just fun to say.

Speaker 9 (01:05:50):
Flitch Vorn and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Haley Fact of the Day, Day Day Day Day do
a This week's back to the Day theme is things

(01:06:12):
people don't have Okay, we've done headaches.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah, we've done those bleeds. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Today, water to access to clean water and food. Ah man,
what are you able to dazz a down bars.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
I'm just saying it's well, even here on our in
our own doorstep use factor the day for good vaorn.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
You and I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
We have access to clean drinking water. Flitch, however, has
to suffer through some.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Milk water. It's a chlorine fluoride syrup.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
This is the one thing I say at your house
after a big night is a hangover.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
If not cure, no.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
It makes it worse. If anything stopping mean about my water.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
It's so embarrassing for you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
And you'll make sure your tap wasn't hooked up to
the waste water.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
If you're not drinking stale wheels. Yeah you're drinking though
I'm not right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
I reckon of that test water.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
It's like a smoothie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
I of that test your water and have more method
it than those lollies dropped off to the mission.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Like this water. It's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
It's got everything in it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
It's got trace elements everything, and even a little bit
of flower, which is making it so thick because.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
May always got PVA is perfectly. That's the sound of his.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Yeah, m no, today we're looking at glasses. How many
people will need corrective lenses? You poo, you poo poo heads,
don't I mean to say you two don't. For some reason,
I say, you pooh, You've still got perfect twenty at
the moment. The last time, I had something in my
eye and I was having an it. So I said
to the lady. I said, I've got his tapwater and

(01:07:51):
his iron showers.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
It's building a cataract.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
It's a calcium deposit and from the baby shells and that.
But I said, I've got great vision. That she went,
well for now, oh, because everyone everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Has the vision materials there where it starts.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
By the way, this fact of the day, I wanted
a definitive number on how many people die not needing,
not ever eating glasses.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Oh yeah, and I you know me, I'll find a fact.
I'll just be like that'll do lazy, very lazy, just
like phones.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
And find an answer.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
And I get diving and diving and a deep dives
and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Nice to see some effort.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
But one thing I.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Learned was that it's around forty that aless. It was
like I was diving down through a vat of Fletcher's
tabwater and it was just back and I was like
diving slash, sinking and at and it's it. Around forty

(01:08:52):
is where people who have had perfect vision their entire
life start to decline. They go, oh, I got through
my thirties, I'm not going to need glasses because.

Speaker 10 (01:08:59):
That's as well. Yeah, I feel like I'm not gonna
You've got good You've still got perfect, perfect vision. My
mind went when I was eight, glasses.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
When you see a baby and they've got glasses, my
cudest thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
It's the cutest thing, the little round things and they've
got like little straps like goggles, yeah, to hold them all.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
I mean, I'm sure it's not cute for the periods
it was to look at.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
It also wasn't cute at eight when I got them,
because they got the cheapest pur of glasses and it
looked like you're a big loser.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Yeah, basically.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
And then I got a cord for around the back
made of wetsuit material and air prene Oh cool.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Kill that are you kidding me? It wasn't money for away?

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Where was we're of the two dollars shy?

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
We didn't have one of those neo pre So what
I found, what it basically boils down to, is that
through studies from the National Health Center of America, no
other country seems to give a goddamn about finding me
A percentage ninety three percent of people over seventy near
glasses oh wow, sided or alongsided.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Yeah, And I thought it would have been fifty to fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
No. See, one percent need it for near sightedness, so
they can see close, but they can't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
See far away.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
You don't need to in year old.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
And thirty one percent only needed it for reading. Okay,
I thought it would have been for some reason in
my head, it was always a fifty to fifty split, Yeah,
between nearsighted and fast.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Because I'm I can see.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I'm really good at fast sighted, right, Yeah, I can
see things far away. I'll read signs and vulnerabil like
how can you read that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
You see near far wherever you are?

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Do you make it click?

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
No, No, I'm saying near far wherever you are.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
I'm here on the Titanic side. No, I'm just saying
you make it goes. If you're going near far, near far,
make it click. That's a far more I know that
I'll go on. I don't know Celindia more head to blame?

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
That was it poor telling of a joke or poor understanding?
It was not poor telling of a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Someone's to blame and we've got to get to the
bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
I see, here's where machine the first ten people a
message and you're going to decide who was the dumb dumb? There?
Was it fletch for thinking she was singing the McDonald's
jingle for make it click? Or was it Hailey's poor
joke telling that lyrics?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
And it makes no difference if you're going near or far? No, no,
near far, wherever you are, isn't that home?

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
And a agree?

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Definitely fletch. Someone else said it was Haley's fault.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Yeah, fletch, No fleck closer reach day. You're just stop
duringing that water.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
What the water is doing to your brain?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Someone takes fletch equals dumb dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Maybe it is my wall, it's your water's gone into
your thick thick water.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
So to days back to the day is bad.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Seven percent of the population we'll see their seventieth birthday
without needing corrective lenses.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Fact of the day, Day Day, Day, day. Yeah, do
dud de.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Play play.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
I have to give it to my our loyal listeners
who anytime Jason Moore breathes, they message me to let
me know he breathed. He breathed and Inhalen now Hailey
and there's the exhale.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
He's back in New Zealand again.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
He's back in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
He was in Queenstown enjoying his birthday, and then he
is now back in Auckland.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
I think he's doing pickups for Chief of War.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
How do you know that she sounds like us? Let
you sound like a crazy person.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Okay, I'll make it less that. I definitely know these things. Hey,
I think he's back in the country. I think it
was like down south or something for a bit. I
saw some snow and now all I saw yesterday. I'm
just on his public Instagram that he's an Auckland imagine
doing some filming.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
Was that good?

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
That was way better? Yea less whaleless, crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Well hidyway not huge in the detail that time. Yeah,
there was so much better.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Anyway, my boy posted that his band ulf Tatata, which
is him to others, and sometimes they have guests like Jack.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Black or Rita Aurah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
They're playing a gig in Auckland next week at the
Tuning Fork, which I've actually played it myself three times
as a comedian, so I guess we're sort of on
a similar.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Level sell as well as New Plymouth is selling this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Yeah, actually probably better free New Plymouth Tantanaki to buy
tickets to my show Wild Floods this Saturday's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Blaming the march, he's blaming the mark I am blaming
the markets, blaming the marketing the link.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Here's the more market. Go on my Instagram page for
the link.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Might have had enough? That's quite sat.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
You put it on me every day and you had enough.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
I'm medicated all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
I saw it on as Instagram and I quickly win
because it only has as a capacity of two hundred right,
it's tiny, like smaller than power station. And it sold
out and I got tickets. So I'm going to go
see yours band. Now here's the question.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
One. I thought the question was going to be as
this crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
No no, no, no, not crazy. I love rock and roll.
You know me. I love rock and roll. I love
rock and roll, rock and roll bands.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
You always go to rock and roll band concerts on
a Wednesday. We're always on a Winds Center. You're quite
often you get to it Thursday. You're very tired, and
noem will say why you're so tired, and you'll say,
I was at a rock and rock and roll rock
and roll on that's right. Well, okay, one, what I wear?
Do I make it like really hot? Or do I

(01:15:03):
like try to play it cool, like just a T
shirt like a band sweet pants?

Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
No, no, not that cash meet in the middle, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Okay, gym tights.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
We now the girl is at the producers booth have
suggested I wear the red dress I brought to Weir
to my own wedding. Okay, one that doesn't fit yet
and to that feels a bit off right to break
it in there? And then the second thing was shall
I pack my key tar just in case?

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
You know, like, oh my, oh my god, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
They play covers.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
They do a bit of everything.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Yeah, but they do some covers Like what if I
just like whipped up a few What if.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
I like did some.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Reaccuring nightmare?

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
I have been forced on a stage with a band
and pin an instrument.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
I don't know how to play.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
When I may byo instruments so this doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
So you know, how often are you dreaming of this?
More often than.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
You that in front of a massive crowd, And it's
always with like a.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Really well known band, right, And I'm like what am
I doing here?

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
And they're like, just play. I'm like play, and then
so I've got a good turn. I'm just like, yeah, right,
you just exactly how I performed in the school orchestra.
I just want to my mouth and pretended it's bass
players do anyway, Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Good morning to our bass playing listeners. Hell, I apologize for.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
What he Okay, maybe there's a few more that can't
keep up with That's what the bassist and the band
he bumped on his What if I walk in and
he goes GUMBOO, oh my god? What like in between
scenes on Seinfield?

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Yeah, yeah, just like that. Anyway, Maybe I'll bring the pita.
Maybe I'll look up some songs on the key wish
me luck. Do you think it's going to come across
to a tint?

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
You just going He's not said bring your tita, You're
just tuning up with the pita.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Mea no one saying that would be in everybody, just
in case the food fighters come on.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
No, he's just been too busy. He hasn't, No, he
hasn't personally messaged me this trip.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
No, No, okay, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
A little it's not crazy to turn up with Akita
and twenty songs up my sleeve ready to go?

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
What if you asked me to sing? What am I singing?
Five years? The fears steel?

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
I think we should intervene here and say don't go
really no, No, I'm a huge fan of watching a
plane creation do you play? Flat Thorne and Haley. Well,
people are using AI to scan their greds on Instagram,
and also it's being used as learning a lot of
LinkedIn profiles. Oh yeah, and this is something that no,

(01:17:43):
it's being used. It's well at the moment, it's learning
and studies are being done. But they're saying that going forward,
like recruiters, anyone looking at hiring you for a job
is going to be able to scan your LinkedIn and
work out if you are a narcissist or if you're
intelligent or both or whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Because sometimes I worry I'm a narcissist.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
I don't think narcissists ever have that you can argue
everybody is a little bit naice narcissistic.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
I'm not a narcissist, ray a.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
And people are just using this just to scan even
just a screenshot of their grid on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Yeah, and like you know, asking it to kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
I saw one, so so she put up like just
her grid, like a screenshot of the grid. And the
question she asked is like basically, hey, chat GPT, what
is my what perspective do I give off on Instagram?

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
And wait?

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Is that the sound that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
It's you're in.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Scram feed conveys a dynamic of multifaceted lifestyle. Here are
some impressions based on your post social and outgoing from
lots of photos of your out about travel and adventure.
You look like you're an adventurer. At fashion and style,
you look like someone who takes pride in their appearance.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Da da da dah. And at the end, it was
like very complimentary confidence and self expression. The way you pose.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
And present yourself and the photos reflects confidence and a
strong sense of self expression. Overall, it gives off a
vibe of someone who lives a dynamic lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
But then other people are going in and being.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Like, be nasty, be more realistic.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Yeah, you're like, be more critical, and they're like, well,
it does appear that often you'll upload photos of people
looking worse next to you, which gives off an oppression
that maybe you are a bit of an ascessis as yeah,
or like hay on, nobody's buying those scrunch bottom fliggings
as a genuine booty.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
So people are asking for it to be more negative.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
But I guess if you're going like what general impression
do I give off, it would be helpful.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
I mean, everybody puts their best stuff on Instaga. This
is we know. It's all just you know, a big lie,
isn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
One percent.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
If I look at my profile, I'm like, this does
not reflect the year that you've had. I was thinking
that was because I uploaded my bathroom renovation on my
home reno page.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
I was like, man, people are gonna look at this
home in a page and be like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Oh my god, how fun. The house looks great like
the block, just like the.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Block I wish, And in reality it's been a hell.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
It's a little bit like the block.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Wow, no one's coming out with any money.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Why aren't you just trying to be nice?

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
You've had You've had fight and off screen.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Trade is who are lists? Then?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Yeah yeah, And Peter Wolfcam comes around at seven o'clock
and he's like, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Shut it down too noisy? Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
And then the people next door are doing the same thing,
but they seem to be doing it quicker and cheaper
and better outcome.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
And you think you're making a really unique house. But
at the end of the day, they just all look
the same. Why that's the end of the shot, just
bringing me down, end of.

Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
The You not hate from one person drowning at his
own dip of his own choices to another.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
I say, we need to stick together and Bali flitch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
We need nothing but make smart decisions decisions.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
What's doing when he goes home after the show.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
Interests and we're like, sure, load me up, I can
pay this off quicker from sensible?

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
What an asshole?

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
I'm done for the day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Well, if you enjoyed that, give us a rating and
review and be sure to tell your mates you know
what I reckon.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
Your script reading is getting better. I give it five stars,
just like i'd give this podcast. I'm telling my friends.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
About your script reading to think you like I'm going
to do about this podcast. Thank you Vaughan and Hailey
for that. Good boy zid MS fletch vaugh and Hailey

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