August 19, 2024 • 73 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network, The Fleet Whom and Haley
Big Pod. Great things are brewing in mcafe, the perfect
start to every day.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Homiest try that I'm doing a sup homie.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, I was just going to try some homies. You're
in your Long Johns today and yeah long John's got
my Long john shirt on. Yep, you little Pj's Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Ready to get some gold out of them there.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I like it. Sure, I'm ready. I'll top sex coming on.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, there's expers have revealed the eight main reasons you're tired,
and I'll have this sex other reasons that you're tired.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You're around all fourteen reasons you're tired. I slipt terribly
last night Live in thirty.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
He's in the way till I live in thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Buzzy Brian, I don't know why, Okay, yeah, okay, Well
I had all the best plans and intentions are going
to be very early, but then that hilarious Alan Carr
is doing up an Italian villa.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Lovely a boomer. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It was one of the shows and it was just
on after whatever we were watching or whatever, and I
was like, oh god, five minutes and I was like
what are they going to do with this house?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I love so cute that you sit down and watch TV,
I know, and then.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It adds some other stuff. Got already got up my
bag all sort of for today's work once I was
in and next week's the finals.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
So yeah, so you're hopped. Your beard looks so good.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I did I notice that went to went to a
bed place, went to a barber. He took a photo
one we talked about this last week when you're away.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh my goodness, asked for the Rachel. Yeah, of course
was season two of Friends.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Do you know who?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
He took a photo of the Craig David.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, who was the photo? Henry Cavill Oh yea.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And yeah the gentleman, the unwar, the warfare, the ministry,
gentleman lead stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh you look great, Sorry, but it's nice.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's like getting a happy birthday of the day after
your birthday extends the birthday.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
It does four or five days later.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, silly little pole on the way, do you
regret turning your hobby into a side hustle, like making
something you love a job and then slaving slaving over it?
The pole results coming up, But nixt on the show
beautiful thought.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
There was a man who went to a great Inns
are great Inns put in some great effort for his proposals,
Flew and Hailey. Elaborate proposals always take a bit of planning,
don't they. And there was a gentleman in America who
(02:58):
planned out what he thought was the perfect proposal, a
road trip across America, big road trap, and the map,
the GPS map would spell out will you marry me?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Now, it does look like.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It was written by someone using their non dominant hand
in the middle of a seizure, but at the end
of the trip it does say, yeah, will.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You marry him? And so he's I mean, I don't
want to say cheated.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But where there's a gap between the med he has
just turned off the GPS map, the mapping. Yeah, okay, yeah,
still for nomenal effort.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
How many kilometers were driven? Oh? Good questions?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So weird because he's gone literally up and then only
just straight back down next to.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It's a very good story because it doesn't say the
total kilometers.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But I mean that's I mean, America is genormous.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, so that would be literally months and months in
a cart.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
So the way he did it was he mapped it
out so that it would, you know, spell all this
and then yeah, took gaps in between to and then
he would like not not have the GPS on. And
the way he did it was because on some of
them it's not just a straight down you he's got
to go down and up, down and up, and some
of them he had to like go back, like the
(04:19):
Capital Lie, he's gone along, then he's got to go
back halfway then down to finish was.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Wild, why are we coming back along this road the
first place?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Very much so born because one he made all these
excuses being like, oh god, I've left my bloody wallet,
like if you see the size of this trip how
many times?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And then she's going to get livid. Way you keep
forgiving your bloody wallet.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well so much so that they got to the end
of the trip successfully having written out will you marry me,
only to realize yeah, not compatible at all, And actually
the road trip was enough to break them up.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
After being stuck in this god.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Forsaken car for months on ease, he got due spid.
Oh god, I've got to go back to this town.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Also, you'd be going along roads and there might not
be anything to see.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Everyone said, I feel like any relationship would fall apart
with such an absurd trip. Weeks of driving and the
constant excuses to backtrack would drive anyone insane.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, Nine out of teen marriages would never survive that
form of road trap. So that basically the only thing
that this road trip revealed to him was that they
were not compatible.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
He should have just gone for a cycle around the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
What about some stones in the sand, some stones, Oh,
you're still do the GPS thing, smaller stone, Scott said,
scones in the sand.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You should bake art dozens and dons dozens.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Of scones and to take them to the beach, and
then with the scones filled with jam and cream.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No stones on the beach, easy, you'll get a yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Months of planning, months of execution, and at the end
they couldn't get way to get out of the car
and not be together anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Plays Fletchvoorne and Hailey fled Hailey, silly little pool, silly littupo.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,
silly poo, silly littupodn.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I was distracted. Look at that.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, but look at this this guy. This is Do
you guys know about this Instagram? This Facebook group called
the Dull Men's Club. Yes, and they post things that
they tried to tell their wives and their wives were interested.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Look at us go into a dam in America.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Look, I'm massive that dammers And he's like, what's that
right at the bottom And it's someone on a right
on lawnmar er at the bottom mowing the grass.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
On the inside of the dam. And look how that's
a huge damn. Anyway, that's a massive I love damns,
though I do love damns. I should have seen you
the video. Have I got a video? I saw a
video online of a damn collapsing?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh okay, a lot of would much no good like
it when they drop things off damn.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
But spend them and the.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Do you regret today's little pole is not about dams, unfortunately,
Little pole. Do you regret turning your hobby into a
side hustle? Well, that's what they say. If you never
want to work another day in your life, do something
you love, because you'll end up hating it.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Is that If you see that right? If that's quite right?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Get a job you love, and boy, you'll hate it
in six months. Turn your favorite thing into a job
and you'll hate it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I sort of did this, I guess by going to
drama school. And then you're like, you've got to replace
the hobby or something else. Yeah, Pope needs a hobby.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Do you guys have hobbies?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Pepes, we're talking abou. My group of mates is talking
about this at the weekend. Our partners just don't have hobbies.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I've got hobbies. Marching is a hobby. Playing piano as
a hobby, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lots of people don't have hobbies. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Her hobbies would include watching Instagram reels and spending money.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Like a hobby.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's a hobby. You're shopping. Yeahs terrible hobby, passions of passion.
It's terrible, puple hobby. Do you regret turning your hobby
into a side huse? Or twenty three percent of people
say yes, it's seventy seven percent said no. Okay, I
love cleaning and it's now my business. I've turned my
OCD diagnosis into a money maker.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh okay. They love cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, I hate cleaning.
I hate cleaning.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But some people they've played at therapeutic right there, I'll
get in the mood for cleaning and i'll do it right.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, I can speak because she's not out of bed.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I shadow was out doing like the weekly shop or whatever,
and I started cleaning the aluminium frame of our windows.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh yeah, it's a horrible job.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, especially on double glazing because it's warmer on the
inside that it grows like molding.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Job.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And she got home and I was like, guess what
I'm doing. And she's like what, And I said, cleaning
the inside of the window. She's like, well, I've kind
of already done that. And I was like, explain that
to half a bag of absolutely filthy wipes. You did
a ship job.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh yeah, So when I clean, I'm yeah, right, I did.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I did that minstrel thug of when you just look
around the house and then you storm into the room
and I.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Say to Erin, we've got to clean this house. It's
a bag start. Yeah, I know that. That's you know
what It just every you look around and suddenly you're like.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh, everything's a mixed clutter. Yeah, but I don't want
to do not something you have to deal with, feach.
But it's definitely a sign of menstruating, or yeah, right
to me, Okay, you come over to my plane in
three hundred days when you get your nixt one.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
She's not cleaning, she's telling you you need to Okay,
don't know you're not no, no, no, no, I'm not
cleaning it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
She's just telling you somehow all your fault and you
should be sorting it out, even though.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Literally, if you looked around and looked at what is
the mess, it's all me. Yeah, yeah, I'm not cleaning it.
I'm men's treating. Isn't that enough. I'm here potentially creating life.
Well no, you're showing the signs of definitely not creating life.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Tony says, I love baking and decorating cakes, but I'm
also a people pleaser, so I can't say no when
people ask me to do a cake, even when I'm
too busy.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yes, people don't put the value.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
On the cake decorating friend, No, you're gonna put some
value there, Darryl. Because it never became a fully fledged
side hustle, made no sales and spent lots of money,
so technically it never left being a hobby. Oh that sucks,
Ryan said, I made money from doing it and I
still love it. That's a win win.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
So one of those I assume he's a male jiggler.
I think so the only thing male is is that Juice.
Is it his name?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, juice Juice, Yeah, juice. Dummish says has been one
of the best things I've ever done. Got to meet
so many people and share my skill and capturing moments
with them. But I want to keep it a side
housele I think he takes photos that photography. It sounds
like photography.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
We should get him to do a boudoir shoot with
the three of us.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Sexy yeah, yeah, yeah, A soft vaseline on the lens, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Veastline on the lins some linens.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't think we put vesseline on an expensive lens.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I think we can do that. You got a computer
to your flesh, going oh.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, well we sit down at our Facebook. I was
going to take it to the light room, so it
was called the red light room. Yeah, Anonymous says. I
used to love go to large group fitness classes. Anyway,
I went on to become an instructor. When you want
to go to a class, it's bloody good. But when
you have to go to a class. It's a different story.
You've nailed why you learned to resent a hobby because
(11:45):
you get to do it at your own pace when
you want to do it.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Not, you're not sticking to somebody else's schedule. I was
an artist who started selling my work and stopped enjoying
it and stopped painting what it appealed to me instead
of painting what I thought would sell.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
It sucked. I lost my enjoyment of it. Oh, selling
out to the man. Yeah, man, you wouldn't see me
doing that, No way at all, No way.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Too much pressure when people start paying takes the enjoyment
out of it.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Said Ashley. Yeah, that's a good call as well.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Sex twenty one the CDC, the Center for Disease Control
in America.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
In America, he doesn't have a compact, discreator old double check.
I'm right on this one.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
They have released what they think is the average amount
of sexual partners for men and women, and people are
somewhat shook us, myself included.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Play Flits Vornai play.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Now, Okay, this is out of America. So take all
the grain of salt, maybe a bag of salt. Maybe
take it with a mountain of salt with an island
of salt, because I don't know. Maybe it's got something
to do with the fact that there are more Christian
based country I don't know. The CDC, which is the
Center for Disease Control and Prevention, Yes, they do a survey.
(13:07):
It's called the National Survey of Family Growth. Well, they
do many surveys.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
This is just one of them.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
And as part of it, the one of the questions
was the amount of sexual partners that adults have had
in their lifetime.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Here we go, okay, women four point three, it's a three.
It's the point three. Were you to say, ah.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
And then you're like, yeah, I'm too drunk for that,
Yeah yeah, oh God? And men six point three. Now
these numbers have come out, anyone was like.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Huh, it's because of the gays. Eh, interesting, and the
gay is giving us that two point bomb.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You think six point three, you think the gays are
six point three body count.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I don't think the gays are involved in this.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This is a family hit vibes hit big hitch vibes
because it's if it's about families and who they ask
the Middle American Christian society that.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I was like, I'm trying to get to the bottom
of her, they asked, because that does not stack up
with research around the world, which in general sits.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Men in general.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Fifteen plus, yeah, be around you can't. Well, there'll be
around you guys like fifteen. I don't think so if
we're just gonna say the number, but if you average
it out, you two together, we.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Everage out, that's not really fair that average it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I think twelve twelve.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's like you're saying, what's the average temperature between and
death gout of California, which is fish. You're saying, what's
the average temperature is getting dragged out astronomically because of
this on me?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Could you could stely could.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Scream amble anything on you so because people are going like,
this is not this is not it because they you know,
we're not read it and anyone was.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Late, especially women. Four point three. Well, and meanwhile, we're
so married.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
On New Zealanders and the World Population Review, New Zealanders
had the third highest average number of sexual partners in
the world, with thirteen point two throughout the lifetime of
the forty six country seven. We're only beaten by Turkey.
So thirteen in Australia and the really.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Gosh UK would have been up there, so that we
get it from them.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, I don't know who we're blaming for being up there.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Iceland are up there in the top five. Really no,
but everybody's related. You've got to be careful. You've got
to have the app, don't you before? Jean pol Yeah,
lest they just bang it all the tourists. Does Iceland
have a big tourism Yeah, it's one of Iceland, Japan
and Africa.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Those are my own. I'd love to go to Iceland. Yeah,
look what would I Yeah, well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
That's that's the number coming from America apparently now summer
messaging is that per weekend?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
A question we will say could.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Be fold death, Valio over, here's going jeez, play it flits.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
V blah blah blah blah blah. This is the top six.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Right, you're probably tired, but that's because it's twenty to
seven and you didn't get to be into eleven. Yeah,
and you've got to get up well. Experts of weight
in why the eight main reasons you're tired? And then
I was like, I've got so many reasons I'm tired
o that I can do six more that only start
with a sound yeap with sound. Wow, that's how.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
That's how. I'm a bit of a thesaurus when it
comes to being tired.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
So the experts said, not exercising is one of the
main reasons, which is exactly why, Like on Sunday afternoon,
my kids will be like good, I'll like, you've done nothing,
get outside and do something. Your posture isn't correct. Apparently
slouching's not good. Cut off a bit of oxygen to
the bard's got to get the breathing and the blood
and the oxygen around the body having passed it for lunches.
(17:06):
Another you've got a bit gluggy on the carbos midway
through the day. Another one, you aren't having enough sex
releases all the hormones like prolactin and oxytocin, and then
it'll courage RESTful sleep, right.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I think just playing with yourself the.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Umbrella, just get it quicker. You don't have to worry
about anybody else. Number one, thank your hand that I like.
I almost think we put it on one of our
motivational horses for this calendar. We make wambam think your hand,
love it sitting down for long periods of time. Sitting
(17:49):
like slauching.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Bad for you. Drinking a fizzy drink every day, that's
your full sugar.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It boosts the sugar right up, and then of course
there's a subsequent subsequent.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Crash and sometimes you can see too much coffee.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's next on the list, temporary energy boost similar to
fizzy drinks. Adrenaline fatigue d d D. You aren't feeding
your gut. That's when's the last time you had some gut? How?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Foods?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Um?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, and that's not not fermented fermented foods.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Beer.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
No, that's for mentors. She's got you there, actually, checkmate?
Oh yeah, dumble check mate. Then gotcha.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
So those are those reasons.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I've got the top six Other reasons you're tired number
six on the list, And again this list will only
because there's so many reasons.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
To be tired.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Feature of the kids, sound okay, Number six on the list. Kids, Yeah,
you're tired if you've got kids.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Around. That's one of the most well known things about
having kids. You get tired. You get tired. Number five
on the list. Cats cats.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I said last night before bed is cat out, and
everyone said, yes, they were lying to me. Yeah, the
cat wasn't the laundry. Well, it gives it goes in
the laundry, because then the laundy's got a cat. Or
I can get inside and outside of go wheeze and
purse and do some hunting. And there's got a beard
in the laundry as everything the cat needs. But someone
lied to me. So two thirty this morning, I was like, yeah,
(19:21):
man in the hot water cupboard, your little ship. So
he went outside. Tomorrow tonight it'll be more thorough chicken.
Number four on the list of the top six other reasons.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
You're tired. Curtains. Your curtains aren't up to snuff.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh, you got a good blackouts the eye mask.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, so you still wake up before the sun?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah late this morning? What this morning? I was early,
but that was also the cat cat late twenty past four. Oh,
that's just before you wake up. Yeah, the worst is bad.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Three.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh yeah, will you wake up and you look at
your phone and you see three on the finger like
almost not where?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, number three on the less of the top six
other reasons. You're tired. Conditioning of the air. Oh, you've
left the air conditioning and it's dries you out. That's awful.
Air circulation. I know it's good for the house to
have the air circulating around it. Yes, the morning, Yeah,
someone in the heat. Number two and the less of
(20:21):
the top sex.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Other reasons you're tired again A top sex last consisting
only of sounds certain death stars.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Doesn't have that didn't have a sound sounds. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I just got kids and then I was like concursions
and I was like, I'm going to roll now certain deaths.
Sometimes you just wake up and remember that one day
you will die, and then you can't get back to sleep.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
See everybody dies. You're awake.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, wake up, that's why I can't sleep. You don't
get I don't want to again. It's still a reason
for you.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
But you will though, no, I won't. Science will save me.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You're gonna be like those crazy like tech billionaires that
are like I don't want to age and then just millions.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, yeah, your viron X will keep you going. Then
how's that going? Awaken? About what time? My dirt pills
aren't working? My dirt pills they are working. I just
have a very strong cold and flu. Oh the man
flows did you get it from a man, I don't
(21:23):
know where I got it from.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, well, the boys always kissing, Yeah, yeah, I was
just I was just out kissing.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
All the boys.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
And number one of the list of the top sex reasons.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You're tired companions, the person that you share a bed with,
they might be snoring, they might be a little bit
have you because of the sniffles, because of the cold.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I don't think I'm going to return, but anyway, I
always love when you get second, you get the beard
to yourself. It's a sleep. Divorce is one more night,
one more night. It works. Such a trait that is
today subsex.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Fleable and Haley.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
I don't even remember sitting that. There was a long
way to get a driver's license.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
When I got my driver's license, I remember you'd be
you'd ring on the Monday and they'd be like, yeah,
coming on Thursday or Wednesday or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
It's pretty wise. Remember it Cranking and Morrinsville we used
to it was it.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, we could do it in Mornsville. You go into
I don't even know if the building is still there.
It was opposite the dairy Factor and you'd leave from
there and then you're the tricky spots.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Take a left up there. Yeah, the first one.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
If if you came left, you'd stuck up a hill
and they'd be like turning here. But it was one
of those like you got to turn across traffic and
it was a hell as well, so you were on
a slight hell, so they get you to stop there
and then you go kind of hell start and a
turn and back.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Always automatics then not a single automatic car on the world.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You set engine manual, you could drive an automatic, no
questions asked. But there was that weird thing if you
did it in automatic, you could only drive an automatic.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
But it was but not for your full license. There
was your director.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Now there are huge weights to do your driver's test
all over the country.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Some of these went a man insane. A man drove
from book to go here to Danny Urke.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
That's note of those are confused all the time because
it's some of the only places in the country that
start with the DA between like Hawks Bay and it's
the Viking place right, yeah, King settled by the Nordics.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
It's got a great army surplus. It's a great army
surplus store in the area. Are you sucking a lozenge?
Maybe so unpal it might be stucking a lot of
Is this someone that is going to get there restricted?
Or they're full full? Okay, so they can drive by themselves?
(23:48):
And are they doing it?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Should have had to have left in the morning again
there maybe so and get back quite smart to be
back by the ten o'clock curview or you've got to
count on pass because then that have the fall if
you have your little paper, you can drive back at night.
And was it only because it was busy or because
you know, because Pocokoy is South Auckland, you know that
(24:10):
it's easier to sit them in those small towns because there's.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Like streets, so you be familiar with danny vert unless
you're originally from there.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
No, I don't know. Everything's fifty kilometers.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
You just drive around the streets, right, you just have
a little like ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
But wouldn't you be to sit at where you know
the roads? Yeah, you know the way.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You're not going to be like where are we going?
Because you're already familiar in the area. So what's the
weight in like compared months and months? Apparently good on
them now. Apparently the long long wait times are only
getting longer. Because of this whole Now you don't have
to pay to reset.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, because I see why they did that, because they
were charging people every time they reset, Like producer Jared
did you had to do it twelve times?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Three?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Three?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Still it's not great.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
But every time you are to reset, you paid. So
I can see why they got rid of that because
they're like, well, it's kind of unfair that people pay.
But now people aren't trying fresher and so they're and
so they're clogging.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Up the system.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You're only allowed of single research because they changed it
again because of how but due to the long waits
and the fact that you still get one reset, they
still think it'll be a while before it comes down.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Oh God, maybe should just get rid of it. Didn't
they used to just send it to you back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Well after a certain amount of time. But this makes
sure that people can drive. This is why they deal
it fool I mean, think about it this way. You
see people driving on the road. They got their.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
License somehow, I know, someone sitting in the car while
they drove.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
I know.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
And you're like, how how did you get worse from
that point?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
What was the back in the day, it was test
to get your learners. Yeah, our all questions and the
screen and just time. Then it was just time to
get you restricted eight yeah, and then you do something
to reduce it. And then you did drive driver for
the full yeah, and you could do a defensive driving
course to cut that from like eighteen months to nine.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
So back in the day, you go from no license
to full license in one year. Yeah. Yeah, God, not
long enough, good old days and loose the day.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
But at nineties this, I just showed you a photo
of me in nineteen ninety six. Oh my god, I
was a heartbreaker.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Fled Thorn and Hale.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
This is the name.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
It's on a parenting read it threads. The name of
the post is my daughter is the weird kid. Now,
this daughter is really young, third.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Grade what's that Yeah year at school? That makes seven? Yeah, right,
so quite young.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
And she jumped on this parenting read it thread saying,
oh my god, guys, I just realized that my poor
daughter is the weird And she does come on being like,
oh I don't have that many friends, and her heartbreaks
for her and she's like she's sort of into weird
witchy stuff and da da da dah anyway, and everyone
(27:11):
jumped on being like, oh, don't worry, how on my
son just got into his goth days, or my kid's
the weird kid. My kid is seven and likes you know,
thinks he's a wizard. And I read this being like,
oh my god, this was so my parents, because I
meant I've mentioned many times and I thought I was
a teenage witch.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I was a goth when I was thirteen for.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Many years and then but even earlier than that, I
went to like witch school on a holiday program.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
They have a witch school holiday. It was like at
this place in the heart called Arcadia that feels like
nerdy witches.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
That doesn't feel like authentic witches, commercialization of wich It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
It was this these weird spiritual classes that me and
my best friends you just went to as old.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Maybe did you go to this?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Both of our mum's got to get in there, like
they're so into the stuff. We did horses because it
was allowed.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
That was a smack allowed. Yeah, I was allowed to
get smacked.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
But like one of them was about like reading auras,
and there was this weird girl called Genevieve.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
It was like see the girl in the corner. It
was bizarre. Anyway. I think Genevieve was just trying to
make it. She was trying to get extra.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Genevieve was such an attention Yeah, yah, yeah, you're telling
me not everyone who was at witch School wasn't something.
I think of it all the time, weirdest thing we
ever did. But I was like, yeah, I was the
weird d I wouldn't have paid for it.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Parents, missage Patsy, I know she's an She'll be awake,
just like, do you mean that much?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
The watch? Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Through Messy Messy University does a Magic and Witchcraft It
was a disciplinary study of magic and witchcraft and selected
societies in different periods. More of course, more of an
observation course to get you a couple of good credits
and a couple of credits and.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Joint in Arcadia in the Hut in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Anyway, it must have been like so worried, I think
for a little bit. And then when I was a Goth.
I think she found it quite entertaining, right, she was like, oh,
you're so weird.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
But the parents that worry too much and the kids
are are like that, yeah, attention, right, The parents aren't
paying enough attention.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I'm going to be weird that my parents, so they
downplayed it. Yeah, totally, that's the way to do it.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, if you get really entrenched against that, the kids
just like getting what I wanted. It's a bit of attention,
h yeah. Yeah, and they'll just go deeper into it.
It'd be hard to know they're putting up posters about
the vaccine. Yeah, so I'm just saying it's tread lightly. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Well, this is what I wanted to ask, because if
maybe you were witchy and a bit gothy like I was,
and like this mum, you know, is worried about her
little seven year old doors was a daughter, How weird
were you as a kid, Like maybe you just went
through a really odd phase or really bizarre or you
had your little imaginary friend or like.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Mum, I don't even really remember them. Oh it was
lib By. It was lib By, my besties mum, who
was also happy a lot of painkillers. He's a real
estate agent in the nineties. Oh yeah, painkillers and prescription
is the original khle real estate agents of the nineties.
Where do you think the kidman problem came from?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Oh god, anyway, I want to know how weird were
you as a kid. We want to know how weird
you were as a kid.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
I love I just a lot going on in their
little mind, and they like not know how to tell
you how to work it out. And this is a
mum posted about her golf kid, a little girl.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
You know you we just mentioned you went to witch
class at Arcadia As somebody messaged and they went to faery.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Class at Arkadie and learned how to be fairies.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Ka it was I don't I feel like fairies aren't
as weird as like witches.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Fairies you sort of know.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I was one of the classes was I was trying
to read objects, you know, that was my mind, Like
someone was holding up a card.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
And you were trying to weird. Callum, why were you
the weird kid?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
I was the weird kid really just because I like
to eat spiders, and you know, just kind of do
really really really strange things. Like I'd have sleepovers and
I was always the quiet kid that everybody thought was mute,
and for some reason I used to like get up
in the middle of the night and just stand in
the corners of rooms. Oh you're weird.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I was driving at calum like, were you like this
is going to be funny if people wake up and
see me in the corner of the room, or you
just didn't know why you did these things.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I think it was a bit of both, Like I
think I really enjoyed just, you know, putting the shits
right up. People also really enjoyed watching them just look
at me like, what the hell is this creep?
Speaker 8 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, we all knew the kid call and thank you, Laura.
Why were you the weird kid?
Speaker 8 (32:20):
My mom would come hang out with me at lunchtime
because I don't like getting sweaty, so I don't like
running around with the kids, so you should come hang
out with me at lunchtime for months.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Wait, that wouldn't have helped.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Just the loaner kid who sat and a lot at
lunchtime probably read a book or watched Now you're the
loaner kid whose mom's coming to keep her company at school.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Yes, that was a yeah, and everyone was like, oh,
that kid is weird her mom has to come hang
out with her every day. But it was quite sweet
of virtual.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
So you just don't like the feeling of getting sweetie.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
No, I didn't, so I didn't play any sports. I
don't like running around like they don't like playing tear
and that's all the kids wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Had to come now.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Yeah, well yeah, mom had to spend time with me.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
How long did this last?
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Months?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Like?
Speaker 8 (33:13):
It only stopped because one of the teachers were like, Okay,
this is kind of hurting her, so you have to stop. Yeah,
come hang out with her.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Throw you into it, wrap off the band aid. Are
you sporty now, Laura, do you're like getting sweaty?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yeah, Laura, thank you some messages? Why why were you?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
My friend and I used to go around burying roadkills,
so we go to heaven because we were told at
church that at least you got a.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Proper burial, you wouldn't go to heaven.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
So we're like, oh, the possums and rabbits, so we
go around full of maggot stick them the man.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yeah, I was a Pokemon trainer. I took my invisible
Pokemon everywhere. I threw balls. Oh god, I got bullied,
I'd pull out my Pika Choe.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
So I said.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
We were the weird horse girls, long unstarved brown hair,
galloping around the plagueund Saddle Club everything.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
A horse girl, Yeah, they were who was obsessed.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
I was obsessed with Princess Diana as a seven year
old girl. And I even got the short haircut. Wow
quickly in the nineties that would have been cool.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I had and grew plants. Everyone thought it was really
weird that a kid was so into it. But now
they have houses full of plants, and I had plants.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
They were Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
When I was a kiddated Ford rolls on the ground
everywhere I went, just I would just be like, whoop, whoop, that's.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Not good, not worth the dog poop. Charlotte as a
kid was obsessed with drawing feet. Okay, that's good, that's good.
Some money to be made and feet.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I ate worms and crickets and high school was a
party trick. That's from Alley. I expected that being from
a dude the same I loved the dentist, said Tammy.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I used to call the drill the helicopter, and I asked, Mum,
can we go back to the dentist a bit of
a sate of massacus. Yeah, now they're into spanks.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
There's a home for them, Yeah, there is now, Well,
now they have to pay thousands of dollars to get
the helicopter.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Drill. Yeah, to put your rider, to put your right
by your own team and just do your own teach trill.
If that's your thing, you surely you cannot buy a dentist.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Are you kidding me? Off, gourgle, You can if it's
not on team, it's on Early Express.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yep, there is a best dental turbine unit for one thousand,
six hundred US dollars with everything you need.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
He's giving team of one thousand dollars dollars. If it's free.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Postage, it's a whole set. It's a whole dental cat
not I want it. I can sell my own practice.
You know, I've always wanted to be a dentist, but
I think you need to know what you're doing. Drill
out the bad bits.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
My sister and her friend went through a when they're
obsessed with the Titanic. They made signs and stuck them
on my mum's car, saying justice for those who.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Died on the Titanic.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Play play.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Time out the It's like kind of a famous kind
of entertainment publication worldwide. They have published their best cities
for nightlife in the whole world.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Okay, I want to know how many I've been to
New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Not on the list Courtney Place, Courtney Play, maybe like
teen years ago, fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, but no, nothing in New Zealand has made the
Time Out list of best nightlife cities in the world.
Rio de Janeiro and Brasil has taken out the number
one spot globally.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Is the best place. I'm doing a list. You don't
start at number one. You start a number at I'm fine,
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
On the list is only I've only got a f you.
That's kind of the broken down. It's been broken down regionally.
And then the number one spot is Rare Degenio.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Have you partied in Rio? I've been to Rio for a.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Couple of days, but I didn't. I'm not like a
go out until like, you know, five in the morning.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Did you have you partied in Rio? I've never been amazing.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
So I used to wear Rio, the underwear brand, and
I partied Rios. Yeah, but that's the closest you've been
to Rio.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, we'll score scoring ninety with high ranking for affordability.
So not only is it fun, it's cheap as well.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
That's if that's some of the criteria.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Bangcock's got to be in there live music, dance or
spontaneous outdoors some samba parties, said time Out. The Philippine
capital of Manela came in second place, emerging the most
affordable city on the list for nightline were looking for
cheap drugs. This sounds a lot like cheap dregs. Berlin
was the best in Europe for nightlife. I mean that's Berlin.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
I've been.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
You know, they've got the twenty four hour clubs. You
know those clubs story stories are techno parties, and yeah,
it does have a twenty four hour kind of party status.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
London was also popular.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
On the list of Yeah lots of bars and top
djpex were Barcelona in Spain, Hong Kong and Brisbane.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Oh yeah, I've had a good night out in Hong Kong, Brisbane,
Brisbane and so Brisbane takes out Australia.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, Carlson wrote, Bangkok's not only James Vanilla got it
because of the folders.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Oh yeah, yeah. When I hit the clubs, I like
it to be organized. Yeah, you're a nice brown folder.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
It's another kind of tip of the hats are Guadalajara
in Mexico, the home of tequila that was fourth on
the list, Austin, Texas, uh Legott, Lagos and Nigeria, and
Rotterdam in the Netherlands. Right pissed as well as it
just made because I don't go out anymore. But the
nightlife is not what it used to be.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
No, it's weird.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
I don't know where to go, but that's the oldestly
When I was of clubbing age, it very clear.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Yeah, everybody knew. Everyone knew where to go, even like
your parents knew where to pick you up.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
From if you were going to get a ride or
It just feels like it's not what it used to be,
and that might also be the oldest thing I've seen it,
although a range of things that age me significantly more
than my number age.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, but it's not as what it was once upon
a time. Hey, is that a fair thing to say?
You don't just like trawl from I remember like pre earthquake,
christ Church, different world, different ways, young bucks out there nowadays.
I don't never know. They won't know, they don't ever
know what it was like.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Shooters a filthy grumpy mole, don't know over the road
your shooters, the diagonal.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Never know, this isn't working.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Let's go down to what was that one with like
the stadium seating and it called no the Holy Grail.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Yeah, sometings our best left in the past nostalgia, but
maybe it's a bit of that, yeah, play.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
And Haley.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Edinburgh Fringe runs for the month of August. Lots of
keys over there at the moment, heaps of people, Mel
Bracewell's selling out shows, Laura Daniel, Joseph Moore selling out shows,
Nick Sampson, yo' lary's Rayan Leary's been doing great, heaps
of keyies. It's amazing to see and every year, well
that's for the last fifteen years of Edinburgh Fringe. They've
awarded Joke of the Fringe. I guess to the comedy,
(40:36):
yeah section of it. It's the one liner, right and
some sort of classic joke rather than like a big
good yarn. So it's there's fifteen sort of short lists
and it works its way up to number one. I'm
going to read a few of them because I really
like both of your approaching lists completely the wrong way.
You just blow it out a whole lot of nightclubs
(40:57):
before and.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
I just because if I don't like for me.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
There's some that from ten to fifteen that I like
that I'm going to include, but I might skip some.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
So you think you're a better at picking the top
joke of the committee of Wow.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Okay, yeah, okay, I'm going to read the thirteenth funniest
joke from Edinburgh Fringe this year. Perfect place to start,
by comedian Lou Wall. Gay people are very bad at maths.
We don't naturally multiply.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
That's it's good. Probably more of one for the room,
you know.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Oh yeah, these are all for the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
here's I like this one number. This is number eleven
from zerwelve. I don't know who twelve was, but I'd
take that personally.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
You're out.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
This is by comedian Sarah Keyworth. I'm an extremely emotionally
needy non binary person. My pronouns are there there.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
There.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Number ten.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
I'm skipping number nine. My partner told me. This is
by Zoe Cumsma. My partner told me that she'd never
seen the film gas Light. I told her she definitely has.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I'm skippy. I'm gonna skip seven.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Number six my from O left Faluffl who has won
the top prize in the past. Okay, my dad used
to say to me pints Gallon's leaders, which I think
speaks volumes.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Now I don't get the I don't get the context
of the joke. Volume.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah, pints Gallon's letters are a measurement of volume. No,
I get the joke, but I was like, I wonder
what it came on the back of. Ah.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah, okay, here's the top five. Number five from Mark Simmons.
I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a
new type of relay baton. Well he came up with
the idea and I just ran with it.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Okay, that's really good. That's good.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
That's good Arthur Smith. And number four I sailed through
my driving test. That's why I failed it.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Okay. Number three. These are the top jokes at Edinburgh Fringe. Yeah,
they're all judged.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
They have judges that go and see all the comedy shows.
Number three from Alex Kitson eight Horse at a restaurant
once wasn't great. Starter was all right, but the main
was dreadful. Okay, here's the top two that the judges chose.
Alex Snook is number two. I've been taking salsa lessons
for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
It's just one step forward, two steps back. Really made
me laugh.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
And Mark Simmons, who he is British right, he's been
shortless of three times before free Faint. You recognize him,
ginger hair, beard always shows and this he was voted
Joke of the French for twenty twenty four. I was
going to sail around the globe in the world's smallest ship,
but I bottled it.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
That's crap.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Okay, is this this classic joke?
Speaker 4 (43:56):
That's a good one. It's good told by themselves.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
You'd say, dad jokes all are the ones you just
said without the context about the story, without the set up,
without the atmosphere.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
In that way, with the joke of the fringe as
they are just classic jokes, you could just take them out.
They're dadish, they can stand alone, they don't need context.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
I don't think they're really good this year. Really funny
must mean a lot coming from you from your year.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Renowned respected New Zealand comedian who has only done a
referend once ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
I'm sure they value my opinion.
Speaker 7 (44:29):
Fled Vorn and Hailey.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Some are just messages saying that I'm mumbling this morning.
I mumbled in the when I was giving the delivery
of that last joke. I'm sorry, I mumble, she's.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Got a bit of a cold, you're a bit snotty,
and that used to a cold.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Last thing? Any more than a day, I shall articulate
much clear enough. There was a woman. Now she's American.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
She is the equivalent of a New Zealand size ten,
which I will say is small, Okay, what would be.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
To convert it to small? Medium? Large? Small?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Small TENA small mediums of twelve, large as a fourteen?
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Okay, so you're a small you are by definitions?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
What am I.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Huge? I don't they call you a mama jummer, big
mama dummer? Right? Like you walk in and people go, oh,
shoulders on this woman as a woman. You're saying, if
you a woman's clothing, I'd be a what would I
be though, in woman's clothing? Hard? Because you're not woman,
(45:43):
you're not woman's shape.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah right, okay, because you'd be like a fourteen across
the top because you've got man's shoulders.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah. But then any a little snatched little waist, yeah right,
So then we hit it.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Then calves, Yeah, I'm going to rock into a tina
or twelve and jeans because you've got fourteen.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
I'm gonna have to sixteen? Maybe yeah, maybe? What is
what size of this?
Speaker 8 (46:05):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Eighteen? Eighteen? Yeah? I love rocking a bit like I
just I size up and oversized ship. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Anyway, So she's a size tin quite small. She went
shopping in Thailand. Now, oh no, I have been shopping
in Thailand. I once went with my friend Rachel and
we were on holiday and we were around about the
same size. And I would say at the time, probably
the slim must have ever been. I was like, I
was a size ten and we would walk into stores
and like the tire shop assessors would be like no no.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
No, no, no, no no no, like like turn around
a tourist, nothing for you, you want a Bangkok Like yeah, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
And this woman had the same thing. She went to
a shopping mall in Bangkok. She was like, hey, just
like wanting to try this. Do you have it in
a bigger size?
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Same thing?
Speaker 3 (46:50):
The woman said no, no, no, but she sent her
to a specific plus size mall size ten. She was like, okay,
it tie. People in general are smaller than me. So
I'll go to this plus size more, which is fine.
She had no problem with that except when she got there.
Here are the names of some of the shops in
this mall. Love Calories.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
Oh my god, that's one shop. I imagine. I imagine
those with a little flower on the side.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
I imagine it's not done like maliciously.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
If you meet thy people, you're fat.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
Law will like.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Get back from seeing his son say to us, I've
not his weight. Any said to me, how have you
put on weight?
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Grandma? I used to and Tyler, you go and see
her and the girls.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
She'd hold by the wrist and put her finger her
middle finger and if her thumb could meet, couldn't meet.
You'd be like, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, who I'm telling
you you're too fat.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
Okay, here's some morse. We've got Love Calories. Next door
to Love Calories was fit Fat. Then there was a
shop called fat Boys, Fat Girls.
Speaker 8 (48:12):
I want to go to this.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Wasn't there that song Fat Boys, Fat Girls DG Here
we go?
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Why not? There was a store simply called chubby.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
There was one called big Girl, and my favorite is Fatty,
fat Girl, Fatty.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Fat girl, and this would only be like the size
of clothing that you would find in New Zealand stores.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Like the smaller in Yeah, not even I can't imagine
for like actually like globally considered plus those people, you're
not you're not even finding clothes at fatty fat girl.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
She had a good laugh though, she took it all
in good humor.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
But then if so, she shared this on light and
so many people were jumping in and being like, oh
my god, I know it's like this everywhere. I've had
this in Hong Kong, like most Asian countries look at
you in the lake.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
No, no, no, no, what do you think they're are
thinking when they're sewing all of these clothes and like
all of these Asian countries, Yeah, like an ex exl
of them, Like.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
They're just making parachutes.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, ole fatty fat girl, big size, I gurgled, Thailand
plus sized thoughts. Yeah, fatty fat, fatty fat girl, big size,
fatty fat pink peggy shop.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Oh my god, no.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Should I gosh sugar lover well move as a not
move not momour was amour is in two kalmus.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Oh my god, so we said.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
They walked into a shop, and the shop keeper yelled
at them, no, no, too big, too long. It was
ten years ago, and her husband still shouts.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Too big, too long.
Speaker 8 (49:50):
Play play.
Speaker 6 (49:55):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Look, I think couples therapy is a great thing. I
have many friends that have you and it's it's saved.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Them and they and they useful all the time. But
this story has made me laugh so much.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Well and again this is one of those if we
don't laugh with crist situations. Now, I don't even think
they got to a couple therapy.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
So this couple, right, they're in their thirties, they've been
together for just over a year, and we were just
discussing this off year.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
I wouldn't bother going to a couple of therapy with
someone I don't have been with a year.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
I just call it because it's expensive, right, that's still
supposed to be the honeymoon period.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Yeah, like a year, two years?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I mean, don't they say it's better to go to
relationship therapy early on in a relation, because then you're learning.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
The good communication early on, the good skills, and you're
not trudging through years of crap.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
They were still thinking three years plus anyway, so early
you mean like a yearn and then you break up
with someone I need to go to for a year.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Yeah, this is a couple in America. They're thirty. They're thirty. Yep,
not America's a bit of therapy. A oh, they love therapy.
So the woman ship that.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
So they decided that they had some issues in their
relationship they were going to go to therapy.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
This is somehow ended in the woman being arrested for
second degree assault, criminal vehicular operation, bodily harm, gross new
negligence because but it was still his fault.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
And if they got to the room, he'd be able
to see that therapist.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
So they were in the car together heading to their
first therapy session when they started fighting.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
It was just great, great word right hot in the room.
They were driving there and he was like, I've just
had enough of this, Like I'm just so sick of it.
I don't even want to go this session. She was like, fine,
pulls over the car, get out of the car.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
He gets out of the car, goes across the road,
and she runs him over, just like hits him with
the car.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
He was fine.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
He rolled across the windscreen over the hood of the vehicle,
shadded the windscreen and he cut his a little elbow
on the Zone's all right, And if he hadn't been
able to communicate better, she wouldn't have needed to have
shopped him.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Oh my god, psycho behavior.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
And she was like, I didn't try to hit him
with the car. I was just pulling out and he
happened to be standing in front of it. This is
the problem, and he always stands on the road dumb
things like this his fault. That's why we're going to counseling.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
It's all his fault. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Now we want to know how bad did couple counseling go.
Maybe it was in the room, maybe it was just
before because we had already had a message in about someone.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
I would love to know if any counselor has ever
given up give any the couple.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Is do they actually?
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (52:48):
There's the very famous relationship counselor Ester Perrell, who does
the Plight books and does the podcast and stuff.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
She talks about where is she from. I don't know, Yes, I.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Heard on the podcast now And then she says, yeah,
it is like this relationship is not worth saving, like
you are not one for each other and I do not.
Speaker 4 (53:08):
See this changing. I recommend that you split.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Imagine like a therapist saying that to you. Yeah, oh yeah,
fix it. No, I don't think there is much point.
I think you'll be happier apart.
Speaker 4 (53:21):
Oh fix it. This is too much Edmund. Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
A couple of This is what we want to know. Oh,
eight hundred dollars at air and you can give us
a call. You can text her in nine six nine six.
How bad did the couples counseling go? Maybe your partner
at the time was like, well, this is all your fault.
Oh yeah, absolutely turned on you.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I mean maybe because I think that's eyone's worst fear, right,
is that you're fighting as a two and you get
in there and then it's two against you.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Absolute. Absolutely, you do your buddy start to do this
to now that hasn't been you trou.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
We have an event, we have an event. We want
to know how badly it is actually very healthy. We
want to know how badly couple's therapy went. Because a
couple was hitting to don't clay pants. A couple broke
up on the way and then she may have knocked
him gently with her car and he may have rolled
over the hood.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Or she's saying that he was in the way when
she was doing a yewie.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
She was just trying to pull out. Yeah, exactly. Oh no,
it'll go to court.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
My not.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
Some messages I'm clapping with excitement. There was one that
just came in and both of our jaws hit the floor.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, when you're a couple of therapists. But ended up
breaking up anyway, thousands of dollars later. A year later,
my ex was dating the therapists.
Speaker 4 (54:45):
I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it.
Speaker 6 (54:47):
My God to do that.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
There must be like a cool down period the year.
Surely whaall ind your like career, wouldn't it. It would
serddenly get around pretty quick, I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah. When it came time to split the counseling bell afterwards,
my partner said, well, I mean this was all your faults,
so you're paying the bell.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
We only lasted three more months. Oh wow, okay, I'm
not paying for this. I wasn't the problem. Yeah, you
heard him, he said it was you.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah. We were booked in for some counseling and we said, look,
we'll keep an eye out for signs. Yeah, whether or
not this is doomed. We woke up on the morning
of our first counseling session. The date was the eleventh
of September two thousand and one, technically would have been
(55:37):
the twelfth of September two thousand and if you were
in New Zealand when it happened and we watched a
horrendous world event take place, and we're like, that's not good.
He wasn't foreboded well, and yeah, after one session of counseling,
we were done right. What if people were saying afterwards
after the couple's counseling session the counselors like, well, I
actually think you'd benefit from individual sessions and is alone
(56:01):
They're like, you need to leave. They're not They're not
going to leave. Okay, you see this sort of behavior
or where I'll just keep back. You need to be
the one that's leaving, basically getting you alone to say
that it is their fault.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
You're all right. I had a counselor.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
We went to couple's counselor and they told us that
we were exhausting and we were better apart.
Speaker 4 (56:24):
Sorry, I'm paying you three hundred dollars an hour. It
is exhaust exhausted.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Imagine that's like someone's opinion of you and you're not
even there like an hour.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah, imagine how exhausted your friends must have been dealing
with because these people were dinner party fighters.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
Oh yeah, so that exhausted. We were better apart, broke
up then in there and haven't spoken ever again. Wow,
this thing.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
Ever, My partner's ex was cheating and he caught her cheating.
She suggested couple's counseling. He went along with that, and
then the couple's counselor suggested an open relationship. That's worked
in her favor, hasn't that? I feel like this was
just a friend of hers that he had met, dressed
up as a therapist and a flash on one of
those airbnbs, one of those minimalist airbnbs lots of the
therapy office but doesn't have signs because we find science
(57:11):
can put the extra stress on the situation.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
I love that some message and saying I've been looking
into it, actually getting some counseling with my husband, but
I've decided I'm not going to pay two hundred and
seventy dollars an hour for somemer just to sit there
and agree with me.
Speaker 4 (57:25):
Not like how it's always going to go. We went
to marriage counseling on my ex.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
When asked to describe what attracted him to me, me
to him list of the things you'd used to describe
a tour out of Corolla reliable? Oh etce no unny counselor,
can no russ have brandput canceled the next session because
he had to go spraying and it was the only
weather window that was going to work right. My farm
took precedence. That's the x of the relationship. We went
(57:53):
to a couple therapy with two separate partners over different times.
It was a catalyst of enny both relationships. I think
we found the common denominated went both times, both ended.
It could be the problem here anyway onto the next
and it could have just been two bad guys in
a row or two bad partners.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
I really wish we could read it the one that's
below that, but it's a bit saucy.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
The counselor was trying to write a list of household jobs,
and then what I can't.
Speaker 4 (58:28):
You know, I can't say it's too It's okay.
Speaker 2 (58:30):
We went to a couple's counselor and we thought they
were taking notes throughout the entire session on the iPad.
My partner peeped the screen on the way out and
saw that they were doing the New York Times mega crosswords.
To this day, united hate for that counselor has saved
our marriage. What if it was a ploy from the counselor,
(58:54):
I give you, give you something. You know, it's a
lazy counselor.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
It's rough. Yeah, wow, No, it certainly doesn't not. According
to this.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Couple, Siahy didn't stop it in fidelity, so the relationship
couldn't be saved. But it was great for me to
understand myself. Okay, this sounds like a success story in
a way. Yeah, to come out to understand yourself a
little bit better. I was alwaysquock to apologize even if
I was wrong, but would argue to the end of
the days if I was right.
Speaker 4 (59:23):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
I was quick to apologize if I was wrong, argue
to the end of the days if I was right.
But I've learned that it's not black and white. Sometimes
both can be right and both can be wrong.
Speaker 4 (59:30):
So you still benefited even though the relationship wasn't safe.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yeah, somebody else slept with their counselor to somebody pretty quickly,
pretty quickly after they said, and the counseling session, they
were getting a vibe.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
I suppose you where else you going to find love drinking.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
It's the same sort of person that's like that counselor
is really into me. It's the same person that's like
that Lone Star restaurant employee was really to me.
Speaker 4 (59:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she women just want me to stop.
Women do woman in hospitality do want me? No, They're
just being nice to you. She was very keen to
see if I looked at them in the clothes.
Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
Sidiums Flits one and Haley.
Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
Fact of the day, day day day day, do do
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do do do.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Do do do do.
Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
We're doing national foods and drinks as today's is a
drink that aren't from the country you think they are today?
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
What was yesterday's again.
Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Tempora Temporat was in Japanese Portuguese. The Portuguese bought the
practice of tell I'm hearing a bit more from those
jeekie Portuguese.
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
This is really this is the when you were.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
A big, conquering, colonializing kingdom. YEP you tend to your
stuff around to other parts of the world, and they
leave him behind. And then the Tenporus, and I'm going
to hearing more from them. But today Corona beer not
Mexican what made in Mexico, but a German beer, the Germans,
(01:01:17):
the Germans.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
That does not give off German beer, viz.
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
The German brewers just took exactly the beer that I've
been making over in Germany, the lager, and took it
into Mexico as they saw a market there. Yeah, and
Corona was established named after You're not for me, you're
not a fan.
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
That's what we've gon to put a lemon in it
to try to hide up.
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah, leman on a lime, a little bit of a
gi give it something, give it, give it a little
bit of a taste. It got its name from the
cathedral of our Lady Gudelupe in the city of Porto
Vlata because of Kuroshio, where's a crown and the Corona's
crown And that's why, of course it was a coronavirus,
because it looked like a crown and.
Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Looked like it was wearing a crown.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
And Corona was what did that for sounds went up,
and this one reading about this like the history of Corona. Yeah,
when everyone was talking about the coronavirus in early twenty twenty.
Apparently just hearing the word was enough wow for people
to be like, oh man, I'd kill for one of those.
Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
You're true in the zeitgeist front of mine.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah yeah, thirsty, Yeah, a little bit of laundry waters,
some line in it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
A little bit of a little bit of a diluted
down urine, yeah, well hydrated, yeah, but the beer equivalent
of cordial. When your mum was mixing it and she
didn't want to using too much power, You're like, can
I have a little bit more? No, that's got plenty
in it. One teaspoon is what it says.
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yeah, no, mum, it's one sachet, poo leader, one teaspoon.
Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
That's all you're going to get. So it went up.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
But yeah, apparently made by the original owners of the
brewery and everything were Germans, and the German brewers came in,
and then after a little while it got sold to
a more local company. But now it's owned by a
Belgian beer brewing company Corona.
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
But all the marketing is like, you know, a Mexican bee.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Always says on it, which is Mexican for beer, right,
and it all looks very Mexican.
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
But no, not bees. We've been lied to. It was German.
Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
So today's our fact of the day is Corona is
a German beer. Technically fact of the day day.
Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Day day day do play.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Play a clock appointment yesterday? Not convenient for anyone, And
it was in town, so I didn't go home. So
I I took the mickey a little bit and I
parked up in a cafe for three hours and did
somewhere and.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Did you buy like one scone?
Speaker 8 (01:03:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
I bought two coffees and an omelet.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
That's that's still not worth three hours of a table.
Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
It did that thing where it tips past one, and
I thought, should I get a glass of wine? You know,
it's a cafe that's right all day, But I didn't.
You're being so healthy, I know, and they didn't really mind.
It was a big place, so it was fine, okay.
So I sat at the back of this cafe. There's
a long table, you know, like we'd lots of people
can kind of share the table at the back. And
(01:04:23):
I was there and it's a dog friendly cafe, which
I'm always up for it's fun.
Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Dogs, little dogs in these cute dogs. You're not a
fan born No dogs, don't take your dog. You don't
need to take your dog there. I got dogs I
don't know, taking them the local beer spot out our way,
and the girls are come. We go to the dogs.
I'm like, oh, we a pain in the ass. No,
I love it when his dog's there. That's one. I'm
well behaved.
Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Dogs fine, But a cafe no, because people are eating
pub different cafe because people don't eat in pubs or
they snack.
Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Cafe. Is you going for the specific purpose of eating.
Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
It is weird having dogs and eggs, for sure, and
sometimes they bark anyway. But there was a myriad of dogs,
and I was actually enjoying all the dogs. And then
at the end of my table, a little ready chihoa
who turned dark.
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
I don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
I grew up with a chehoa who because my best
friend got one when she was like ten maybe, and
then it'd only died not.
Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
So long ago. It was it was real old. Yeah,
one of those. No, she wasn't ten, she wouldn't must
have been like a new teenagers a taken to a
farm all.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
So, yeah, they're not the best, are they, Although some
people love them, they just adore them.
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Love them. And this was a cute looking chehoa.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
And then I was like, did that thing? And I
was like, you know, I smile at the dogs, Yeah,
little hello, And I looked at it. I was like,
and then I went back to my laptop. I was
doing my work, and then I looked, and then the
owner had the chihuahua on the table, on the table.
Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
You don't put a dog or dogs on the tables.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
And just because it's a small dog doesn't mean that
your dog's are now belongs on the table like that.
Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
My cat can go on my table, but that's okay
because it's my table. That's your business.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
If you want to eat off that cat ass table,
that's fine, and I'll have the same at my house.
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Yeah, if you're in your cat's scoot and it's worms
ars across the table, by all means, but.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
That's your table and your plant. I'll do what I
want to at your table.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
I would never take my cat or a dog to
a restaurant or a cafe and put it on the table.
Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
And for some reason, it just really irked me, and
then the owners were like there were two of them.
One was the chiho who owner and then the other
one was just a friend, right, And I was sort
of looking at this dog like a little bit like,
get your ass off the shed table. This is going
to crawl its way down to my end, and I'm
(01:06:47):
trying to have my lovely omelette.
Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
So I did this seing.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
And I do it sometimes with kids, and I do
it sometimes with animals, and I don't know why I
do it, but I try to mentally psych them out,
you know, like sometimes you see a kid and the
more thing to do would be like look at the
kid and be like hi, Hi.
Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Sometimes I just steer it with like a really aggressive
blank smile.
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Like what especially on a plane your seat, yeah, and
be like if.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
The parents or the owner aren't looking, and I'm just
like and I was just like pull like a grassive
face because in my head I'm like, I wonder what
this kid is making of me right now.
Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
I want this dog so much.
Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Yeah, crush that.
Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
And you usually would be like, oh, hello, look puppy,
Oh my gosh, she's gorgeous, and I'm just there being
like heye, essay, like, what's she doing? Why you got
into the Yeah you imagined, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
And I started doing wide eyes in it and and
it was like steering at me, like and then it's
whole face transformed, is like, and then it was like
looking away like.
Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Oh my god, what is this woman? And I just
sighted it out. Yeah, I did out of this dog.
It was such weird behavior from men. And did it
like did it settle down?
Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Like what was it?
Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Yeah? It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
It wasn't, which I will say was probably not the
dog fault. Yeah, it was the owner's fault.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
But I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
I just I mentally played with this chihua who are
for honestly an hour, and anytime it would look at me,
I'll just give it this real attitude like you remember
you try and come over here, man, I'll cut you.
Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Eventually, they I think I went to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I came back and they were gone, right, and then
I saw I did see the staff wiping the table.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
But I was like, it's not enough. I feel like
I should have said I was working there, like we
take the dog off the table place. Yeah, this is
a place of eating.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
I wonder if they lift because they saw me psyching
out the dog, which is a psychotic behavior.
Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Imagine if the owners looked over and you're just like.
Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
I've been caught doing it to a kid, for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
When I turned around, I've been going to the kid
like hey, little and they're like, why are you looking
at my kid like that?
Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
Because I don't have to pander to its cuteness.
Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Well, expects to worry because he's been a rise and
basically people just taking up travel on the credits on
the on the credit, yeah, like getting loans or just yeah,
I mean you can even have to pay flights and
stuff now right.
Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Yeah four payments, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yeah, or you can or you can get the you know,
the special cards, the cues and the purr gyms and
all those kind of things. But yeah, there's research suggesting
that your younger generations, your gen z's millennials are yeah,
are going into did all for the sake of fun
and travel, just like.
Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
I'm young, I'm free and while let's go, I'll deal
with it later.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
And well, they're also saying it's a bit of doom
spending post pandemic, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Like we've had all that time little dopamine.
Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Yeah, locked up and kind of confined that people are like, well,
I don't know the world in next week.
Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Why why don't I just a couple of holiday to
ye what exactly I'll die? I never haven't been to make.
Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Sorts, washed up, bar and meaconized.
Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Yes, sort of existence when ever been would have been
worth it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I'm conflicted by this because I don't encourage I've the
only I only got deep once. I got a mortgage,
like I never had it because my dad owned a
finance company. I've seen what dick can do to people. Yeah,
that's terrible thing.
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Firsthand. You watched people's knees get caved in with bats. Yeah,
I used to do it. You used to do it.
It's swung at the knees man.
Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
Yeah. No.
Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
But like, I'm sort of conflicted because I, you know,
I don't encourage people to have if they don't have
the means to pay it off. But also when you're young,
I sort of get the attitude of like, well I'm
only young once and yeah, literally there saying the world
could be all over tomorrow felt quite close a few
years ago. You know, we're all like, oh my god,
are we ever going to see the world again?
Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
We're all locked in. We're all trapped.
Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
And then also you're looking at and it's so hard
to like for a lot of people to get houses.
Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Now, yeah, it was. You'd be like, well, what's the point.
Yeah what am I saying? Europe for a while. We'll
just go to Europe. Oh you should be saving your
money for what?
Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, literally to see the world anyway, you might as
well go where your knees don't hurt.
Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
So yeah, there's a bit of that. But yeah, well,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
It's your money, it's your your problem, your money because
they're doing that. I mean, it's also comes down to
responsible lending, doesn't it. I mean that's the whole thing. Yeah,
that's true. I mean you can get card if you
can pay it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
I mean, well, yeah, well that's the supposed how it's
supposed to go. But then, you know, I remember even
getting a credit card and I was like, what, this
is a whig limits.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
I can spend all of that credit.
Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Card til But that was how I played with my
overdraft when I was a student. Yeah, oh yes, same.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
I got a five hundred dollars one and then they
were like you go a bit more. I was like, good,
I know, what are we talking is just mine now,
and then when do I pay this man?
Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
And then and then your balance and then your balance
is just.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
That.
Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Yeah, doing your good mats.
Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Though, like say you draft limited as a negative five
hundred and you've got four hundred and twelve dollars you
know exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Oh yeah, I reckon my bank account as a young person.
Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Taught me more about maths than doing maths of high school,
because you're constantly like, well, if I spend this now
and I can, I can transfer them, then I get
paid this amount, and then that's how much I own.
Then I could do this, and then I could go
to Mikanos and have a delicious drinky poose. Someone just
text down, Funny, I just maxed my credit card to
pay for a family Disney cruise in November.
Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Kids are on the last.
Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
That was pretty fun last year, that was pretty You
did the Disney cruiser, Yeah, that was pretty fun.
Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Careful where you like the cocktails? Yeah you did?
Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
It.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Was just nice to get off the farm, wasn't it.
Born not straight back to the farm.
Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Yeah, likes, which actually costs me more week to week
than most holidays.
Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
So you know, where what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Have you thought about just living on a Disney cruise.
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Also, we just tixt in people are ticking up useless diplomas,
We're going to pay you off and getting far less
from them than they were throwing up travel. So absolutely,
it's all about how you look at it. Yeah, how
much was your forty eight thousand?
Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
But you can cry idate that with studio, you can
act and cry on demand. Yeah, she just thinks about
how she'spent thirty eight thousand dollars in it. Moost tears
to her eyes every single time. Shivers guys ten out
of ten podcasts, that one. Yeah, I think two of
us were ten out of ten and one of us
wasn't or who was that? Which one? We'll just leave that.
We'll just leave that there.
Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating
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Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
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Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
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Yeah no, don't don't bother.
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
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in your Long Johns today and yeah long John's got
my Long john shirt on. Yep, you little Pj's Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Ready to get some gold out of them there.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I like it. Sure, I'm ready. I'll top sex coming on.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, there's expers have revealed the eight main reasons you're tired,
and I'll have this sex other reasons that you're tired.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You're around all fourteen reasons you're tired. I slipt terribly
last night Live in thirty.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
He's in the way till I live in thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Buzzy Brian, I don't know why, Okay, yeah, okay, Well
I had all the best plans and intentions are going
to be very early, but then that hilarious Alan Carr
is doing up an Italian villa.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Lovely a boomer. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It was one of the shows and it was just
on after whatever we were watching or whatever, and I
was like, oh god, five minutes and I was like
what are they going to do with this house?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I love so cute that you sit down and watch TV,
I know, and then.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It adds some other stuff. Got already got up my
bag all sort of for today's work once I was
in and next week's the finals.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
So yeah, so you're hopped. Your beard looks so good.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I did I notice that went to went to a
bed place, went to a barber. He took a photo
one we talked about this last week when you're away.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh my goodness, asked for the Rachel. Yeah, of course
was season two of Friends.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Do you know who?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
He took a photo of the Craig David.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, who was the photo? Henry Cavill Oh yea.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And yeah the gentleman, the unwar, the warfare, the ministry,
gentleman lead stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh you look great, Sorry, but it's nice.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's like getting a happy birthday of the day after
your birthday extends the birthday.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
It does four or five days later.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, yeah, silly little pole on the way, do you
regret turning your hobby into a side hustle, like making
something you love a job and then slaving slaving over it?
The pole results coming up, But nixt on the show
beautiful thought.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
There was a man who went to a great Inns
are great Inns put in some great effort for his proposals,
Flew and Hailey. Elaborate proposals always take a bit of planning,
don't they. And there was a gentleman in America who
(02:58):
planned out what he thought was the perfect proposal, a
road trip across America, big road trap, and the map,
the GPS map would spell out will you marry me?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Now, it does look like.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It was written by someone using their non dominant hand
in the middle of a seizure, but at the end
of the trip it does say, yeah, will.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
You marry him? And so he's I mean, I don't
want to say cheated.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But where there's a gap between the med he has
just turned off the GPS map, the mapping. Yeah, okay, yeah,
still for nomenal effort.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
How many kilometers were driven? Oh? Good questions?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So weird because he's gone literally up and then only
just straight back down next to.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It's a very good story because it doesn't say the
total kilometers.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But I mean that's I mean, America is genormous.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, so that would be literally months and months in
a cart.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
So the way he did it was he mapped it
out so that it would, you know, spell all this
and then yeah, took gaps in between to and then
he would like not not have the GPS on. And
the way he did it was because on some of
them it's not just a straight down you he's got
to go down and up, down and up, and some
of them he had to like go back, like the
(04:19):
Capital Lie, he's gone along, then he's got to go
back halfway then down to finish was.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Wild, why are we coming back along this road the
first place?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Very much so born because one he made all these
excuses being like, oh god, I've left my bloody wallet,
like if you see the size of this trip how
many times?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And then she's going to get livid. Way you keep
forgiving your bloody wallet.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well so much so that they got to the end
of the trip successfully having written out will you marry me,
only to realize yeah, not compatible at all, And actually
the road trip was enough to break them up.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
After being stuck in this god.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Forsaken car for months on ease, he got due spid.
Oh god, I've got to go back to this town.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Also, you'd be going along roads and there might not
be anything to see.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Everyone said, I feel like any relationship would fall apart
with such an absurd trip. Weeks of driving and the
constant excuses to backtrack would drive anyone insane.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, Nine out of teen marriages would never survive that
form of road trap. So that basically the only thing
that this road trip revealed to him was that they
were not compatible.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
He should have just gone for a cycle around the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
What about some stones in the sand, some stones, Oh,
you're still do the GPS thing, smaller stone, Scott said,
scones in the sand.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You should bake art dozens and dons dozens.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Of scones and to take them to the beach, and
then with the scones filled with jam and cream.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No stones on the beach, easy, you'll get a yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Months of planning, months of execution, and at the end
they couldn't get way to get out of the car
and not be together anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Plays Fletchvoorne and Hailey fled Hailey, silly little pool, silly littupo.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,
silly poo, silly littupodn.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I was distracted. Look at that.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, but look at this this guy. This is Do
you guys know about this Instagram? This Facebook group called
the Dull Men's Club. Yes, and they post things that
they tried to tell their wives and their wives were interested.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Look at us go into a dam in America.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Look, I'm massive that dammers And he's like, what's that
right at the bottom And it's someone on a right
on lawnmar er at the bottom mowing the grass.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
On the inside of the dam. And look how that's
a huge damn. Anyway, that's a massive I love damns,
though I do love damns. I should have seen you
the video. Have I got a video? I saw a
video online of a damn collapsing?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh okay, a lot of would much no good like
it when they drop things off damn.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
But spend them and the.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Do you regret today's little pole is not about dams, unfortunately,
Little pole. Do you regret turning your hobby into a
side hustle? Well, that's what they say. If you never
want to work another day in your life, do something
you love, because you'll end up hating it.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Is that If you see that right? If that's quite right?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Get a job you love, and boy, you'll hate it
in six months. Turn your favorite thing into a job
and you'll hate it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I sort of did this, I guess by going to
drama school. And then you're like, you've got to replace
the hobby or something else. Yeah, Pope needs a hobby.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Do you guys have hobbies?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Pepes, we're talking abou. My group of mates is talking
about this at the weekend. Our partners just don't have hobbies.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I've got hobbies. Marching is a hobby. Playing piano as
a hobby, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lots of people don't have hobbies. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Her hobbies would include watching Instagram reels and spending money.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Like a hobby.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's a hobby. You're shopping. Yeahs terrible hobby, passions of passion.
It's terrible, puple hobby. Do you regret turning your hobby
into a side huse? Or twenty three percent of people
say yes, it's seventy seven percent said no. Okay, I
love cleaning and it's now my business. I've turned my
OCD diagnosis into a money maker.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Oh okay. They love cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, I hate cleaning.
I hate cleaning.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But some people they've played at therapeutic right there, I'll
get in the mood for cleaning and i'll do it right.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, I can speak because she's not out of bed.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I shadow was out doing like the weekly shop or whatever,
and I started cleaning the aluminium frame of our windows.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh yeah, it's a horrible job.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, especially on double glazing because it's warmer on the
inside that it grows like molding.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Job.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And she got home and I was like, guess what
I'm doing. And she's like what, And I said, cleaning
the inside of the window. She's like, well, I've kind
of already done that. And I was like, explain that
to half a bag of absolutely filthy wipes. You did
a ship job.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh yeah, So when I clean, I'm yeah, right, I did.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I did that minstrel thug of when you just look
around the house and then you storm into the room
and I.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Say to Erin, we've got to clean this house. It's
a bag start. Yeah, I know that. That's you know
what It just every you look around and suddenly you're like.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh, everything's a mixed clutter. Yeah, but I don't want
to do not something you have to deal with, feach.
But it's definitely a sign of menstruating, or yeah, right
to me, Okay, you come over to my plane in
three hundred days when you get your nixt one.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
She's not cleaning, she's telling you you need to Okay,
don't know you're not no, no, no, no, I'm not
cleaning it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
She's just telling you somehow all your fault and you
should be sorting it out, even though.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Literally, if you looked around and looked at what is
the mess, it's all me. Yeah, yeah, I'm not cleaning it.
I'm men's treating. Isn't that enough. I'm here potentially creating life.
Well no, you're showing the signs of definitely not creating life.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Tony says, I love baking and decorating cakes, but I'm
also a people pleaser, so I can't say no when
people ask me to do a cake, even when I'm
too busy.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yes, people don't put the value.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
On the cake decorating friend, No, you're gonna put some
value there, Darryl. Because it never became a fully fledged
side hustle, made no sales and spent lots of money,
so technically it never left being a hobby. Oh that sucks,
Ryan said, I made money from doing it and I
still love it. That's a win win.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
So one of those I assume he's a male jiggler.
I think so the only thing male is is that Juice.
Is it his name?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, juice Juice, Yeah, juice. Dummish says has been one
of the best things I've ever done. Got to meet
so many people and share my skill and capturing moments
with them. But I want to keep it a side
housele I think he takes photos that photography. It sounds
like photography.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
We should get him to do a boudoir shoot with
the three of us.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Sexy yeah, yeah, yeah, A soft vaseline on the lens, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Veastline on the lins some linens.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't think we put vesseline on an expensive lens.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I think we can do that. You got a computer
to your flesh, going oh.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, well we sit down at our Facebook. I was
going to take it to the light room, so it
was called the red light room. Yeah, Anonymous says. I
used to love go to large group fitness classes. Anyway,
I went on to become an instructor. When you want
to go to a class, it's bloody good. But when
you have to go to a class. It's a different story.
You've nailed why you learned to resent a hobby because
(11:45):
you get to do it at your own pace when
you want to do it.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Not, you're not sticking to somebody else's schedule. I was
an artist who started selling my work and stopped enjoying
it and stopped painting what it appealed to me instead
of painting what I thought would sell.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
It sucked. I lost my enjoyment of it. Oh, selling
out to the man. Yeah, man, you wouldn't see me
doing that, No way at all, No way.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Too much pressure when people start paying takes the enjoyment
out of it.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Said Ashley. Yeah, that's a good call as well.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Sex twenty one the CDC, the Center for Disease Control
in America.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
In America, he doesn't have a compact, discreator old double check.
I'm right on this one.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
They have released what they think is the average amount
of sexual partners for men and women, and people are
somewhat shook us, myself included.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Play Flits Vornai play.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Now, Okay, this is out of America. So take all
the grain of salt, maybe a bag of salt. Maybe
take it with a mountain of salt with an island
of salt, because I don't know. Maybe it's got something
to do with the fact that there are more Christian
based country I don't know. The CDC, which is the
Center for Disease Control and Prevention, Yes, they do a survey.
(13:07):
It's called the National Survey of Family Growth. Well, they
do many surveys.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
This is just one of them.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
And as part of it, the one of the questions
was the amount of sexual partners that adults have had
in their lifetime.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Here we go, okay, women four point three, it's a three.
It's the point three. Were you to say, ah.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
And then you're like, yeah, I'm too drunk for that,
Yeah yeah, oh God? And men six point three. Now
these numbers have come out, anyone was like.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Huh, it's because of the gays. Eh, interesting, and the
gay is giving us that two point bomb.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
You think six point three, you think the gays are
six point three body count.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I don't think the gays are involved in this.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This is a family hit vibes hit big hitch vibes
because it's if it's about families and who they ask
the Middle American Christian society that.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I was like, I'm trying to get to the bottom
of her, they asked, because that does not stack up
with research around the world, which in general sits.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Men in general.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Fifteen plus, yeah, be around you can't. Well, there'll be
around you guys like fifteen. I don't think so if
we're just gonna say the number, but if you average
it out, you two together, we.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Everage out, that's not really fair that average it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I think twelve twelve.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's like you're saying, what's the average temperature between and
death gout of California, which is fish. You're saying, what's
the average temperature is getting dragged out astronomically because of
this on me?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Could you could stely could.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Scream amble anything on you so because people are going like,
this is not this is not it because they you know,
we're not read it and anyone was.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Late, especially women. Four point three. Well, and meanwhile, we're
so married.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
On New Zealanders and the World Population Review, New Zealanders
had the third highest average number of sexual partners in
the world, with thirteen point two throughout the lifetime of
the forty six country seven. We're only beaten by Turkey.
So thirteen in Australia and the really.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Gosh UK would have been up there, so that we
get it from them.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, I don't know who we're blaming for being up there.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Iceland are up there in the top five. Really no,
but everybody's related. You've got to be careful. You've got
to have the app, don't you before? Jean pol Yeah,
lest they just bang it all the tourists. Does Iceland
have a big tourism Yeah, it's one of Iceland, Japan
and Africa.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Those are my own. I'd love to go to Iceland. Yeah,
look what would I Yeah, well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
That's that's the number coming from America apparently now summer
messaging is that per weekend?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
A question we will say could.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Be fold death, Valio over, here's going jeez, play it flits.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
V blah blah blah blah blah. This is the top six.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Right, you're probably tired, but that's because it's twenty to
seven and you didn't get to be into eleven. Yeah,
and you've got to get up well. Experts of weight
in why the eight main reasons you're tired? And then
I was like, I've got so many reasons I'm tired
o that I can do six more that only start
with a sound yeap with sound. Wow, that's how.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
That's how. I'm a bit of a thesaurus when it
comes to being tired.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
So the experts said, not exercising is one of the
main reasons, which is exactly why, Like on Sunday afternoon,
my kids will be like good, I'll like, you've done nothing,
get outside and do something. Your posture isn't correct. Apparently
slouching's not good. Cut off a bit of oxygen to
the bard's got to get the breathing and the blood
and the oxygen around the body having passed it for lunches.
(17:06):
Another you've got a bit gluggy on the carbos midway
through the day. Another one, you aren't having enough sex
releases all the hormones like prolactin and oxytocin, and then
it'll courage RESTful sleep, right.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I think just playing with yourself the.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Umbrella, just get it quicker. You don't have to worry
about anybody else. Number one, thank your hand that I like.
I almost think we put it on one of our
motivational horses for this calendar. We make wambam think your hand,
love it sitting down for long periods of time. Sitting
(17:49):
like slauching.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Bad for you. Drinking a fizzy drink every day, that's
your full sugar.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It boosts the sugar right up, and then of course
there's a subsequent subsequent.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Crash and sometimes you can see too much coffee.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's next on the list, temporary energy boost similar to
fizzy drinks. Adrenaline fatigue d d D. You aren't feeding
your gut. That's when's the last time you had some gut? How?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Foods?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Um?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, and that's not not fermented fermented foods.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Beer.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
No, that's for mentors. She's got you there, actually, checkmate?
Oh yeah, dumble check mate. Then gotcha.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
So those are those reasons.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I've got the top six Other reasons you're tired number
six on the list, And again this list will only
because there's so many reasons.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
To be tired.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Feature of the kids, sound okay, Number six on the list. Kids, Yeah,
you're tired if you've got kids.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Around. That's one of the most well known things about
having kids. You get tired. You get tired. Number five
on the list. Cats cats.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I said last night before bed is cat out, and
everyone said, yes, they were lying to me. Yeah, the
cat wasn't the laundry. Well, it gives it goes in
the laundry, because then the laundy's got a cat. Or
I can get inside and outside of go wheeze and
purse and do some hunting. And there's got a beard
in the laundry as everything the cat needs. But someone
lied to me. So two thirty this morning, I was like, yeah,
(19:21):
man in the hot water cupboard, your little ship. So
he went outside. Tomorrow tonight it'll be more thorough chicken.
Number four on the list of the top six other reasons.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
You're tired. Curtains. Your curtains aren't up to snuff.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh, you got a good blackouts the eye mask.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, so you still wake up before the sun?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah late this morning? What this morning? I was early,
but that was also the cat cat late twenty past four. Oh,
that's just before you wake up. Yeah, the worst is bad.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Three.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh yeah, will you wake up and you look at
your phone and you see three on the finger like
almost not where?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, number three on the less of the top six
other reasons. You're tired. Conditioning of the air. Oh, you've
left the air conditioning and it's dries you out. That's awful.
Air circulation. I know it's good for the house to
have the air circulating around it. Yes, the morning, Yeah,
someone in the heat. Number two and the less of
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the top sex.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Other reasons you're tired again A top sex last consisting
only of sounds certain death stars.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Doesn't have that didn't have a sound sounds. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I just got kids and then I was like concursions
and I was like, I'm going to roll now certain deaths.
Sometimes you just wake up and remember that one day
you will die, and then you can't get back to sleep.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
See everybody dies. You're awake.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, wake up, that's why I can't sleep. You don't
get I don't want to again. It's still a reason
for you.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
But you will though, no, I won't. Science will save me.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You're gonna be like those crazy like tech billionaires that
are like I don't want to age and then just millions.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, yeah, your viron X will keep you going. Then
how's that going? Awaken? About what time? My dirt pills
aren't working? My dirt pills they are working. I just
have a very strong cold and flu. Oh the man
flows did you get it from a man, I don't
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know where I got it from.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, well, the boys always kissing, Yeah, yeah, I was
just I was just out kissing.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
All the boys.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
And number one of the list of the top sex reasons.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
You're tired companions, the person that you share a bed with,
they might be snoring, they might be a little bit
have you because of the sniffles, because of the cold.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
I don't think I'm going to return, but anyway, I
always love when you get second, you get the beard
to yourself. It's a sleep. Divorce is one more night,
one more night. It works. Such a trait that is
today subsex.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Fleable and Haley.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
I don't even remember sitting that. There was a long
way to get a driver's license.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
When I got my driver's license, I remember you'd be
you'd ring on the Monday and they'd be like, yeah,
coming on Thursday or Wednesday or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
It's pretty wise. Remember it Cranking and Morrinsville we used
to it was it.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, we could do it in Mornsville. You go into
I don't even know if the building is still there.
It was opposite the dairy Factor and you'd leave from
there and then you're the tricky spots.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Take a left up there. Yeah, the first one.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
If if you came left, you'd stuck up a hill
and they'd be like turning here. But it was one
of those like you got to turn across traffic and
it was a hell as well, so you were on
a slight hell, so they get you to stop there
and then you go kind of hell start and a
turn and back.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Always automatics then not a single automatic car on the world.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You set engine manual, you could drive an automatic, no
questions asked. But there was that weird thing if you
did it in automatic, you could only drive an automatic.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
But it was but not for your full license. There
was your director.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Now there are huge weights to do your driver's test
all over the country.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Some of these went a man insane. A man drove
from book to go here to Danny Urke.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
That's note of those are confused all the time because
it's some of the only places in the country that
start with the DA between like Hawks Bay and it's
the Viking place right, yeah, King settled by the Nordics.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
It's got a great army surplus. It's a great army
surplus store in the area. Are you sucking a lozenge?
Maybe so unpal it might be stucking a lot of
Is this someone that is going to get there restricted?
Or they're full full? Okay, so they can drive by themselves?
(23:48):
And are they doing it?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Should have had to have left in the morning again
there maybe so and get back quite smart to be
back by the ten o'clock curview or you've got to
count on pass because then that have the fall if
you have your little paper, you can drive back at night.
And was it only because it was busy or because
you know, because Pocokoy is South Auckland, you know that
(24:10):
it's easier to sit them in those small towns because there's.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Like streets, so you be familiar with danny vert unless
you're originally from there.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
No, I don't know. Everything's fifty kilometers.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
You just drive around the streets, right, you just have
a little like ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
But wouldn't you be to sit at where you know
the roads? Yeah, you know the way.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You're not going to be like where are we going?
Because you're already familiar in the area. So what's the
weight in like compared months and months? Apparently good on
them now. Apparently the long long wait times are only
getting longer. Because of this whole Now you don't have
to pay to reset.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, because I see why they did that, because they
were charging people every time they reset, Like producer Jared
did you had to do it twelve times?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Three?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Three?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Still it's not great.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
But every time you are to reset, you paid. So
I can see why they got rid of that because
they're like, well, it's kind of unfair that people pay.
But now people aren't trying fresher and so they're and
so they're clogging.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Up the system.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You're only allowed of single research because they changed it
again because of how but due to the long waits
and the fact that you still get one reset, they
still think it'll be a while before it comes down.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Oh God, maybe should just get rid of it. Didn't
they used to just send it to you back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Well after a certain amount of time. But this makes
sure that people can drive. This is why they deal
it fool I mean, think about it this way. You
see people driving on the road. They got their.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
License somehow, I know, someone sitting in the car while
they drove.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
I know.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
And you're like, how how did you get worse from
that point?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
What was the back in the day, it was test
to get your learners. Yeah, our all questions and the
screen and just time. Then it was just time to
get you restricted eight yeah, and then you do something
to reduce it. And then you did drive driver for
the full yeah, and you could do a defensive driving
course to cut that from like eighteen months to nine.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
So back in the day, you go from no license
to full license in one year. Yeah. Yeah, God, not
long enough, good old days and loose the day.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
But at nineties this, I just showed you a photo
of me in nineteen ninety six. Oh my god, I
was a heartbreaker.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Fled Thorn and Hale.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
This is the name.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
It's on a parenting read it threads. The name of
the post is my daughter is the weird kid. Now,
this daughter is really young, third.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Grade what's that Yeah year at school? That makes seven? Yeah, right,
so quite young.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
And she jumped on this parenting read it thread saying,
oh my god, guys, I just realized that my poor
daughter is the weird And she does come on being like,
oh I don't have that many friends, and her heartbreaks
for her and she's like she's sort of into weird
witchy stuff and da da da dah anyway, and everyone
(27:11):
jumped on being like, oh, don't worry, how on my
son just got into his goth days, or my kid's
the weird kid. My kid is seven and likes you know,
thinks he's a wizard. And I read this being like,
oh my god, this was so my parents, because I
meant I've mentioned many times and I thought I was
a teenage witch.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
I was a goth when I was thirteen for.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Many years and then but even earlier than that, I
went to like witch school on a holiday program.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
They have a witch school holiday. It was like at
this place in the heart called Arcadia that feels like
nerdy witches.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
That doesn't feel like authentic witches, commercialization of wich It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
It was this these weird spiritual classes that me and
my best friends you just went to as old.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Maybe did you go to this?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Both of our mum's got to get in there, like
they're so into the stuff. We did horses because it
was allowed.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
That was a smack allowed. Yeah, I was allowed to
get smacked.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
But like one of them was about like reading auras,
and there was this weird girl called Genevieve.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
It was like see the girl in the corner. It
was bizarre. Anyway. I think Genevieve was just trying to
make it. She was trying to get extra.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Genevieve was such an attention Yeah, yah, yeah, you're telling
me not everyone who was at witch School wasn't something.
I think of it all the time, weirdest thing we
ever did. But I was like, yeah, I was the
weird d I wouldn't have paid for it.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Parents, missage Patsy, I know she's an She'll be awake,
just like, do you mean that much?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
The watch? Do you remember that?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Through Messy Messy University does a Magic and Witchcraft It
was a disciplinary study of magic and witchcraft and selected
societies in different periods. More of course, more of an
observation course to get you a couple of good credits
and a couple of credits and.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Joint in Arcadia in the Hut in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Anyway, it must have been like so worried, I think
for a little bit. And then when I was a Goth.
I think she found it quite entertaining, right, she was like, oh,
you're so weird.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
But the parents that worry too much and the kids
are are like that, yeah, attention, right, The parents aren't
paying enough attention.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
I'm going to be weird that my parents, so they
downplayed it. Yeah, totally, that's the way to do it.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, if you get really entrenched against that, the kids
just like getting what I wanted. It's a bit of attention,
h yeah. Yeah, and they'll just go deeper into it.
It'd be hard to know they're putting up posters about
the vaccine. Yeah, so I'm just saying it's tread lightly. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Well, this is what I wanted to ask, because if
maybe you were witchy and a bit gothy like I was,
and like this mum, you know, is worried about her
little seven year old doors was a daughter, How weird
were you as a kid, Like maybe you just went
through a really odd phase or really bizarre or you
had your little imaginary friend or like.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Mum, I don't even really remember them. Oh it was
lib By. It was lib By, my besties mum, who
was also happy a lot of painkillers. He's a real
estate agent in the nineties. Oh yeah, painkillers and prescription
is the original khle real estate agents of the nineties.
Where do you think the kidman problem came from?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Oh god, anyway, I want to know how weird were
you as a kid. We want to know how weird
you were as a kid.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
I love I just a lot going on in their
little mind, and they like not know how to tell
you how to work it out. And this is a
mum posted about her golf kid, a little girl.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
You know you we just mentioned you went to witch
class at Arcadia As somebody messaged and they went to faery.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Class at Arkadie and learned how to be fairies.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Ka it was I don't I feel like fairies aren't
as weird as like witches.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Fairies you sort of know.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I was one of the classes was I was trying
to read objects, you know, that was my mind, Like
someone was holding up a card.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
And you were trying to weird. Callum, why were you
the weird kid?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
I was the weird kid really just because I like
to eat spiders, and you know, just kind of do
really really really strange things. Like I'd have sleepovers and
I was always the quiet kid that everybody thought was mute,
and for some reason I used to like get up
in the middle of the night and just stand in
the corners of rooms. Oh you're weird.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I was driving at calum like, were you like this
is going to be funny if people wake up and
see me in the corner of the room, or you
just didn't know why you did these things.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I think it was a bit of both, Like I
think I really enjoyed just, you know, putting the shits
right up. People also really enjoyed watching them just look
at me like, what the hell is this creep?
Speaker 8 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, we all knew the kid call and thank you, Laura.
Why were you the weird kid?
Speaker 8 (32:20):
My mom would come hang out with me at lunchtime
because I don't like getting sweaty, so I don't like
running around with the kids, so you should come hang
out with me at lunchtime for months.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Wait, that wouldn't have helped.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Just the loaner kid who sat and a lot at
lunchtime probably read a book or watched Now you're the
loaner kid whose mom's coming to keep her company at school.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
Yes, that was a yeah, and everyone was like, oh,
that kid is weird her mom has to come hang
out with her every day. But it was quite sweet
of virtual.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
So you just don't like the feeling of getting sweetie.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
No, I didn't, so I didn't play any sports. I
don't like running around like they don't like playing tear
and that's all the kids wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Had to come now.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Yeah, well yeah, mom had to spend time with me.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
How long did this last?
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Months?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Like?
Speaker 8 (33:13):
It only stopped because one of the teachers were like, Okay,
this is kind of hurting her, so you have to stop. Yeah,
come hang out with her.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Throw you into it, wrap off the band aid. Are
you sporty now, Laura, do you're like getting sweaty?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yeah, Laura, thank you some messages? Why why were you?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
My friend and I used to go around burying roadkills,
so we go to heaven because we were told at
church that at least you got a.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Proper burial, you wouldn't go to heaven.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
So we're like, oh, the possums and rabbits, so we
go around full of maggot stick them the man.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Yeah, I was a Pokemon trainer. I took my invisible
Pokemon everywhere. I threw balls. Oh god, I got bullied,
I'd pull out my Pika Choe.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
So I said.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
We were the weird horse girls, long unstarved brown hair,
galloping around the plagueund Saddle Club everything.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
A horse girl, Yeah, they were who was obsessed.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
I was obsessed with Princess Diana as a seven year
old girl. And I even got the short haircut. Wow
quickly in the nineties that would have been cool.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I had and grew plants. Everyone thought it was really
weird that a kid was so into it. But now
they have houses full of plants, and I had plants.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
They were Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
When I was a kiddated Ford rolls on the ground
everywhere I went, just I would just be like, whoop, whoop, that's.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Not good, not worth the dog poop. Charlotte as a
kid was obsessed with drawing feet. Okay, that's good, that's good.
Some money to be made and feet.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I ate worms and crickets and high school was a
party trick. That's from Alley. I expected that being from
a dude the same I loved the dentist, said Tammy.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I used to call the drill the helicopter, and I asked, Mum,
can we go back to the dentist a bit of
a sate of massacus. Yeah, now they're into spanks.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
There's a home for them, Yeah, there is now, Well,
now they have to pay thousands of dollars to get
the helicopter.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Drill. Yeah, to put your rider, to put your right
by your own team and just do your own teach trill.
If that's your thing, you surely you cannot buy a dentist.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Are you kidding me? Off, gourgle, You can if it's
not on team, it's on Early Express.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yep, there is a best dental turbine unit for one thousand,
six hundred US dollars with everything you need.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
He's giving team of one thousand dollars dollars. If it's free.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Postage, it's a whole set. It's a whole dental cat
not I want it. I can sell my own practice.
You know, I've always wanted to be a dentist, but
I think you need to know what you're doing. Drill
out the bad bits.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
My sister and her friend went through a when they're
obsessed with the Titanic. They made signs and stuck them
on my mum's car, saying justice for those who.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Died on the Titanic.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Play play.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Time out the It's like kind of a famous kind
of entertainment publication worldwide. They have published their best cities
for nightlife in the whole world.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Okay, I want to know how many I've been to
New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Not on the list Courtney Place, Courtney Play, maybe like
teen years ago, fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, but no, nothing in New Zealand has made the
Time Out list of best nightlife cities in the world.
Rio de Janeiro and Brasil has taken out the number
one spot globally.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Is the best place. I'm doing a list. You don't
start at number one. You start a number at I'm fine,
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
On the list is only I've only got a f you.
That's kind of the broken down. It's been broken down regionally.
And then the number one spot is Rare Degenio.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Have you partied in Rio? I've been to Rio for a.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Couple of days, but I didn't. I'm not like a
go out until like, you know, five in the morning.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Did you have you partied in Rio? I've never been amazing.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
So I used to wear Rio, the underwear brand, and
I partied Rios. Yeah, but that's the closest you've been
to Rio.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, we'll score scoring ninety with high ranking for affordability.
So not only is it fun, it's cheap as well.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
That's if that's some of the criteria.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Bangcock's got to be in there live music, dance or
spontaneous outdoors some samba parties, said time Out. The Philippine
capital of Manela came in second place, emerging the most
affordable city on the list for nightline were looking for
cheap drugs. This sounds a lot like cheap dregs. Berlin
was the best in Europe for nightlife. I mean that's Berlin.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
I've been.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
You know, they've got the twenty four hour clubs. You
know those clubs story stories are techno parties, and yeah,
it does have a twenty four hour kind of party status.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
London was also popular.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
On the list of Yeah lots of bars and top
djpex were Barcelona in Spain, Hong Kong and Brisbane.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Oh yeah, I've had a good night out in Hong Kong, Brisbane,
Brisbane and so Brisbane takes out Australia.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, Carlson wrote, Bangkok's not only James Vanilla got it
because of the folders.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Oh yeah, yeah. When I hit the clubs, I like
it to be organized. Yeah, you're a nice brown folder.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
It's another kind of tip of the hats are Guadalajara
in Mexico, the home of tequila that was fourth on
the list, Austin, Texas, uh Legott, Lagos and Nigeria, and
Rotterdam in the Netherlands. Right pissed as well as it
just made because I don't go out anymore. But the
nightlife is not what it used to be.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
No, it's weird.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
I don't know where to go, but that's the oldestly
When I was of clubbing age, it very clear.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Yeah, everybody knew. Everyone knew where to go, even like
your parents knew where to pick you up.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
From if you were going to get a ride or
It just feels like it's not what it used to be,
and that might also be the oldest thing I've seen it,
although a range of things that age me significantly more
than my number age.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, but it's not as what it was once upon
a time. Hey, is that a fair thing to say?
You don't just like trawl from I remember like pre earthquake,
christ Church, different world, different ways, young bucks out there nowadays.
I don't never know. They won't know, they don't ever
know what it was like.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Shooters a filthy grumpy mole, don't know over the road
your shooters, the diagonal.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Never know, this isn't working.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Let's go down to what was that one with like
the stadium seating and it called no the Holy Grail.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Yeah, sometings our best left in the past nostalgia, but
maybe it's a bit of that, yeah, play.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
And Haley.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Edinburgh Fringe runs for the month of August. Lots of
keys over there at the moment, heaps of people, Mel
Bracewell's selling out shows, Laura Daniel, Joseph Moore selling out shows,
Nick Sampson, yo' lary's Rayan Leary's been doing great, heaps
of keyies. It's amazing to see and every year, well
that's for the last fifteen years of Edinburgh Fringe. They've
awarded Joke of the Fringe. I guess to the comedy,
(40:36):
yeah section of it. It's the one liner, right and
some sort of classic joke rather than like a big
good yarn. So it's there's fifteen sort of short lists
and it works its way up to number one. I'm
going to read a few of them because I really
like both of your approaching lists completely the wrong way.
You just blow it out a whole lot of nightclubs
(40:57):
before and.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
I just because if I don't like for me.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
There's some that from ten to fifteen that I like
that I'm going to include, but I might skip some.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
So you think you're a better at picking the top
joke of the committee of Wow.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Okay, yeah, okay, I'm going to read the thirteenth funniest
joke from Edinburgh Fringe this year. Perfect place to start,
by comedian Lou Wall. Gay people are very bad at maths.
We don't naturally multiply.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
That's it's good. Probably more of one for the room,
you know.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Oh yeah, these are all for the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
here's I like this one number. This is number eleven
from zerwelve. I don't know who twelve was, but I'd
take that personally.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
You're out.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
This is by comedian Sarah Keyworth. I'm an extremely emotionally
needy non binary person. My pronouns are there there.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
There.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Number ten.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
I'm skipping number nine. My partner told me. This is
by Zoe Cumsma. My partner told me that she'd never
seen the film gas Light. I told her she definitely has.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I'm skippy. I'm gonna skip seven.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Number six my from O left Faluffl who has won
the top prize in the past. Okay, my dad used
to say to me pints Gallon's leaders, which I think
speaks volumes.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Now I don't get the I don't get the context
of the joke. Volume.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah, pints Gallon's letters are a measurement of volume. No,
I get the joke, but I was like, I wonder
what it came on the back of. Ah.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah, okay, here's the top five. Number five from Mark Simmons.
I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a
new type of relay baton. Well he came up with
the idea and I just ran with it.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Okay, that's really good. That's good.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
That's good Arthur Smith. And number four I sailed through
my driving test. That's why I failed it.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Okay. Number three. These are the top jokes at Edinburgh Fringe. Yeah,
they're all judged.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
They have judges that go and see all the comedy shows.
Number three from Alex Kitson eight Horse at a restaurant
once wasn't great. Starter was all right, but the main
was dreadful. Okay, here's the top two that the judges chose.
Alex Snook is number two. I've been taking salsa lessons
for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
It's just one step forward, two steps back. Really made
me laugh.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
And Mark Simmons, who he is British right, he's been
shortless of three times before free Faint. You recognize him,
ginger hair, beard always shows and this he was voted
Joke of the French for twenty twenty four. I was
going to sail around the globe in the world's smallest ship,
but I bottled it.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
That's crap.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Okay, is this this classic joke?
Speaker 4 (43:56):
That's a good one. It's good told by themselves.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
You'd say, dad jokes all are the ones you just
said without the context about the story, without the set up,
without the atmosphere.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
In that way, with the joke of the fringe as
they are just classic jokes, you could just take them out.
They're dadish, they can stand alone, they don't need context.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
I don't think they're really good this year. Really funny
must mean a lot coming from you from your year.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Renowned respected New Zealand comedian who has only done a
referend once ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
I'm sure they value my opinion.
Speaker 7 (44:29):
Fled Vorn and Hailey.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Some are just messages saying that I'm mumbling this morning.
I mumbled in the when I was giving the delivery
of that last joke. I'm sorry, I mumble, she's.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Got a bit of a cold, you're a bit snotty,
and that used to a cold.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Last thing? Any more than a day, I shall articulate
much clear enough. There was a woman. Now she's American.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
She is the equivalent of a New Zealand size ten,
which I will say is small, Okay, what would be.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
To convert it to small? Medium? Large? Small?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Small TENA small mediums of twelve, large as a fourteen?
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Okay, so you're a small you are by definitions?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
What am I.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Huge? I don't they call you a mama jummer, big
mama dummer? Right? Like you walk in and people go, oh,
shoulders on this woman as a woman. You're saying, if
you a woman's clothing, I'd be a what would I
be though, in woman's clothing? Hard? Because you're not woman,
(45:43):
you're not woman's shape.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah right, okay, because you'd be like a fourteen across
the top because you've got man's shoulders.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah. But then any a little snatched little waist, yeah right,
So then we hit it.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Then calves, Yeah, I'm going to rock into a tina
or twelve and jeans because you've got fourteen.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
I'm gonna have to sixteen? Maybe yeah, maybe? What is
what size of this?
Speaker 8 (46:05):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Eighteen? Eighteen? Yeah? I love rocking a bit like I
just I size up and oversized ship. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Anyway, So she's a size tin quite small. She went
shopping in Thailand. Now, oh no, I have been shopping
in Thailand. I once went with my friend Rachel and
we were on holiday and we were around about the
same size. And I would say at the time, probably
the slim must have ever been. I was like, I
was a size ten and we would walk into stores
and like the tire shop assessors would be like no no.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
No, no, no, no no no, like like turn around
a tourist, nothing for you, you want a Bangkok Like yeah, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
And this woman had the same thing. She went to
a shopping mall in Bangkok. She was like, hey, just
like wanting to try this. Do you have it in
a bigger size?
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Same thing?
Speaker 3 (46:50):
The woman said no, no, no, but she sent her
to a specific plus size mall size ten. She was like, okay,
it tie. People in general are smaller than me. So
I'll go to this plus size more, which is fine.
She had no problem with that except when she got there.
Here are the names of some of the shops in
this mall. Love Calories.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
Oh my god, that's one shop. I imagine. I imagine
those with a little flower on the side.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
I imagine it's not done like maliciously.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
If you meet thy people, you're fat.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
Law will like.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Get back from seeing his son say to us, I've
not his weight. Any said to me, how have you
put on weight?
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Grandma? I used to and Tyler, you go and see
her and the girls.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
She'd hold by the wrist and put her finger her
middle finger and if her thumb could meet, couldn't meet.
You'd be like, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, who I'm telling
you you're too fat.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
Okay, here's some morse. We've got Love Calories. Next door
to Love Calories was fit Fat. Then there was a
shop called fat Boys, Fat Girls.
Speaker 8 (48:12):
I want to go to this.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Wasn't there that song Fat Boys, Fat Girls DG Here
we go?
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Why not? There was a store simply called chubby.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
There was one called big Girl, and my favorite is Fatty,
fat Girl, Fatty.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Fat girl, and this would only be like the size
of clothing that you would find in New Zealand stores.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Like the smaller in Yeah, not even I can't imagine
for like actually like globally considered plus those people, you're
not you're not even finding clothes at fatty fat girl.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
She had a good laugh though, she took it all
in good humor.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
But then if so, she shared this on light and
so many people were jumping in and being like, oh
my god, I know it's like this everywhere. I've had
this in Hong Kong, like most Asian countries look at
you in the lake.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
No, no, no, no, what do you think they're are
thinking when they're sewing all of these clothes and like
all of these Asian countries, Yeah, like an ex exl
of them, Like.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
They're just making parachutes.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, ole fatty fat girl, big size, I gurgled, Thailand
plus sized thoughts. Yeah, fatty fat, fatty fat girl, big size,
fatty fat pink peggy shop.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Oh my god, no.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Should I gosh sugar lover well move as a not
move not momour was amour is in two kalmus.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Oh my god, so we said.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
They walked into a shop, and the shop keeper yelled
at them, no, no, too big, too long. It was
ten years ago, and her husband still shouts.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Too big, too long.
Speaker 8 (49:50):
Play play.
Speaker 6 (49:55):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Look, I think couples therapy is a great thing. I
have many friends that have you and it's it's saved.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Them and they and they useful all the time. But
this story has made me laugh so much.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Well and again this is one of those if we
don't laugh with crist situations. Now, I don't even think
they got to a couple therapy.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
So this couple, right, they're in their thirties, they've been
together for just over a year, and we were just
discussing this off year.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
I wouldn't bother going to a couple of therapy with
someone I don't have been with a year.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
I just call it because it's expensive, right, that's still
supposed to be the honeymoon period.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Yeah, like a year, two years?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
I mean, don't they say it's better to go to
relationship therapy early on in a relation, because then you're learning.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
The good communication early on, the good skills, and you're
not trudging through years of crap.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
They were still thinking three years plus anyway, so early
you mean like a yearn and then you break up
with someone I need to go to for a year.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Yeah, this is a couple in America. They're thirty. They're thirty. Yep,
not America's a bit of therapy. A oh, they love therapy.
So the woman ship that.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
So they decided that they had some issues in their
relationship they were going to go to therapy.
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
This is somehow ended in the woman being arrested for
second degree assault, criminal vehicular operation, bodily harm, gross new
negligence because but it was still his fault.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
And if they got to the room, he'd be able
to see that therapist.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
So they were in the car together heading to their
first therapy session when they started fighting.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
It was just great, great word right hot in the room.
They were driving there and he was like, I've just
had enough of this, Like I'm just so sick of it.
I don't even want to go this session. She was like, fine,
pulls over the car, get out of the car.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
He gets out of the car, goes across the road,
and she runs him over, just like hits him with
the car.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
He was fine.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
He rolled across the windscreen over the hood of the vehicle,
shadded the windscreen and he cut his a little elbow
on the Zone's all right, And if he hadn't been
able to communicate better, she wouldn't have needed to have
shopped him.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Oh my god, psycho behavior.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
And she was like, I didn't try to hit him
with the car. I was just pulling out and he
happened to be standing in front of it. This is
the problem, and he always stands on the road dumb
things like this his fault. That's why we're going to counseling.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
It's all his fault. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Now we want to know how bad did couple counseling go.
Maybe it was in the room, maybe it was just
before because we had already had a message in about someone.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
I would love to know if any counselor has ever
given up give any the couple.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Is do they actually?
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (52:48):
There's the very famous relationship counselor Ester Perrell, who does
the Plight books and does the podcast and stuff.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
She talks about where is she from. I don't know, Yes, I.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Heard on the podcast now And then she says, yeah,
it is like this relationship is not worth saving, like
you are not one for each other and I do not.
Speaker 4 (53:08):
See this changing. I recommend that you split.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Imagine like a therapist saying that to you. Yeah, oh yeah,
fix it. No, I don't think there is much point.
I think you'll be happier apart.
Speaker 4 (53:21):
Oh fix it. This is too much Edmund. Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
A couple of This is what we want to know. Oh,
eight hundred dollars at air and you can give us
a call. You can text her in nine six nine six.
How bad did the couples counseling go? Maybe your partner
at the time was like, well, this is all your fault.
Oh yeah, absolutely turned on you.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I mean maybe because I think that's eyone's worst fear, right,
is that you're fighting as a two and you get
in there and then it's two against you.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
Absolute. Absolutely, you do your buddy start to do this
to now that hasn't been you trou.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
We have an event, we have an event. We want
to know how badly it is actually very healthy. We
want to know how badly couple's therapy went. Because a
couple was hitting to don't clay pants. A couple broke
up on the way and then she may have knocked
him gently with her car and he may have rolled
over the hood.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Or she's saying that he was in the way when
she was doing a yewie.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
She was just trying to pull out. Yeah, exactly. Oh no,
it'll go to court.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
My not.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
Some messages I'm clapping with excitement. There was one that
just came in and both of our jaws hit the floor.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, when you're a couple of therapists. But ended up
breaking up anyway, thousands of dollars later. A year later,
my ex was dating the therapists.
Speaker 4 (54:45):
I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it.
Speaker 6 (54:47):
My God to do that.
Speaker 4 (54:49):
There must be like a cool down period the year.
Surely whaall ind your like career, wouldn't it. It would
serddenly get around pretty quick, I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah. When it came time to split the counseling bell afterwards,
my partner said, well, I mean this was all your faults,
so you're paying the bell.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
We only lasted three more months. Oh wow, okay, I'm
not paying for this. I wasn't the problem. Yeah, you
heard him, he said it was you.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah. We were booked in for some counseling and we said, look,
we'll keep an eye out for signs. Yeah, whether or
not this is doomed. We woke up on the morning
of our first counseling session. The date was the eleventh
of September two thousand and one, technically would have been
(55:37):
the twelfth of September two thousand and if you were
in New Zealand when it happened and we watched a
horrendous world event take place, and we're like, that's not good.
He wasn't foreboded well, and yeah, after one session of counseling,
we were done right. What if people were saying afterwards
after the couple's counseling session the counselors like, well, I
actually think you'd benefit from individual sessions and is alone
(56:01):
They're like, you need to leave. They're not They're not
going to leave. Okay, you see this sort of behavior
or where I'll just keep back. You need to be
the one that's leaving, basically getting you alone to say
that it is their fault.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
You're all right. I had a counselor.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
We went to couple's counselor and they told us that
we were exhausting and we were better apart.
Speaker 4 (56:24):
Sorry, I'm paying you three hundred dollars an hour. It
is exhaust exhausted.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Imagine that's like someone's opinion of you and you're not
even there like an hour.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah, imagine how exhausted your friends must have been dealing
with because these people were dinner party fighters.
Speaker 4 (56:42):
Oh yeah, so that exhausted. We were better apart, broke
up then in there and haven't spoken ever again. Wow,
this thing.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
Ever, My partner's ex was cheating and he caught her cheating.
She suggested couple's counseling. He went along with that, and
then the couple's counselor suggested an open relationship. That's worked
in her favor, hasn't that? I feel like this was
just a friend of hers that he had met, dressed
up as a therapist and a flash on one of
those airbnbs, one of those minimalist airbnbs lots of the
therapy office but doesn't have signs because we find science
(57:11):
can put the extra stress on the situation.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
I love that some message and saying I've been looking
into it, actually getting some counseling with my husband, but
I've decided I'm not going to pay two hundred and
seventy dollars an hour for somemer just to sit there
and agree with me.
Speaker 4 (57:25):
Not like how it's always going to go. We went
to marriage counseling on my ex.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
When asked to describe what attracted him to me, me
to him list of the things you'd used to describe
a tour out of Corolla reliable? Oh etce no unny counselor,
can no russ have brandput canceled the next session because
he had to go spraying and it was the only
weather window that was going to work right. My farm
took precedence. That's the x of the relationship. We went
(57:53):
to a couple therapy with two separate partners over different times.
It was a catalyst of enny both relationships. I think
we found the common denominated went both times, both ended.
It could be the problem here anyway onto the next
and it could have just been two bad guys in
a row or two bad partners.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
I really wish we could read it the one that's
below that, but it's a bit saucy.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
The counselor was trying to write a list of household jobs,
and then what I can't.
Speaker 4 (58:28):
You know, I can't say it's too It's okay.
Speaker 2 (58:30):
We went to a couple's counselor and we thought they
were taking notes throughout the entire session on the iPad.
My partner peeped the screen on the way out and
saw that they were doing the New York Times mega crosswords.
To this day, united hate for that counselor has saved
our marriage. What if it was a ploy from the counselor,
(58:54):
I give you, give you something. You know, it's a
lazy counselor.
Speaker 4 (59:00):
It's rough. Yeah, wow, No, it certainly doesn't not. According
to this.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Couple, Siahy didn't stop it in fidelity, so the relationship
couldn't be saved. But it was great for me to
understand myself. Okay, this sounds like a success story in
a way. Yeah, to come out to understand yourself a
little bit better. I was alwaysquock to apologize even if
I was wrong, but would argue to the end of
the days if I was right.
Speaker 4 (59:23):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
I was quick to apologize if I was wrong, argue
to the end of the days if I was right.
But I've learned that it's not black and white. Sometimes
both can be right and both can be wrong.
Speaker 4 (59:30):
So you still benefited even though the relationship wasn't safe.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yeah, somebody else slept with their counselor to somebody pretty quickly,
pretty quickly after they said, and the counseling session, they
were getting a vibe.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
I suppose you where else you going to find love drinking.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
It's the same sort of person that's like that counselor
is really into me. It's the same person that's like
that Lone Star restaurant employee was really to me.
Speaker 4 (59:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she women just want me to stop.
Women do woman in hospitality do want me? No, They're
just being nice to you. She was very keen to
see if I looked at them in the clothes.
Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
Sidiums Flits one and Haley.
Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
Fact of the day, day day day day, do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do.
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Do do do do.
Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
We're doing national foods and drinks as today's is a
drink that aren't from the country you think they are today?
Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
What was yesterday's again.
Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Tempora Temporat was in Japanese Portuguese. The Portuguese bought the
practice of tell I'm hearing a bit more from those
jeekie Portuguese.
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
This is really this is the when you were.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
A big, conquering, colonializing kingdom. YEP you tend to your
stuff around to other parts of the world, and they
leave him behind. And then the Tenporus, and I'm going
to hearing more from them. But today Corona beer not
Mexican what made in Mexico, but a German beer, the Germans,
(01:01:17):
the Germans.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
That does not give off German beer, viz.
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
The German brewers just took exactly the beer that I've
been making over in Germany, the lager, and took it
into Mexico as they saw a market there. Yeah, and
Corona was established named after You're not for me, you're
not a fan.
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
That's what we've gon to put a lemon in it
to try to hide up.
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah, leman on a lime, a little bit of a
gi give it something, give it, give it a little
bit of a taste. It got its name from the
cathedral of our Lady Gudelupe in the city of Porto
Vlata because of Kuroshio, where's a crown and the Corona's
crown And that's why, of course it was a coronavirus,
because it looked like a crown and.
Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Looked like it was wearing a crown.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
And Corona was what did that for sounds went up,
and this one reading about this like the history of Corona. Yeah,
when everyone was talking about the coronavirus in early twenty twenty.
Apparently just hearing the word was enough wow for people
to be like, oh man, I'd kill for one of those.
Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
You're true in the zeitgeist front of mine.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah yeah, thirsty, Yeah, a little bit of laundry waters,
some line in it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
A little bit of a little bit of a diluted
down urine, yeah, well hydrated, yeah, but the beer equivalent
of cordial. When your mum was mixing it and she
didn't want to using too much power, You're like, can
I have a little bit more? No, that's got plenty
in it. One teaspoon is what it says.
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yeah, no, mum, it's one sachet, poo leader, one teaspoon.
Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
That's all you're going to get. So it went up.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
But yeah, apparently made by the original owners of the
brewery and everything were Germans, and the German brewers came in,
and then after a little while it got sold to
a more local company. But now it's owned by a
Belgian beer brewing company Corona.
Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
But all the marketing is like, you know, a Mexican bee.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Always says on it, which is Mexican for beer, right,
and it all looks very Mexican.
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
But no, not bees. We've been lied to. It was German.
Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
So today's our fact of the day is Corona is
a German beer. Technically fact of the day day.
Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Day day day do play.
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Play a clock appointment yesterday? Not convenient for anyone, And
it was in town, so I didn't go home. So
I I took the mickey a little bit and I
parked up in a cafe for three hours and did
somewhere and.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Did you buy like one scone?
Speaker 8 (01:03:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
I bought two coffees and an omelet.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
That's that's still not worth three hours of a table.
Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
It did that thing where it tips past one, and
I thought, should I get a glass of wine? You know,
it's a cafe that's right all day, But I didn't.
You're being so healthy, I know, and they didn't really mind.
It was a big place, so it was fine, okay.
So I sat at the back of this cafe. There's
a long table, you know, like we'd lots of people
can kind of share the table at the back. And
(01:04:23):
I was there and it's a dog friendly cafe, which
I'm always up for it's fun.
Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Dogs, little dogs in these cute dogs. You're not a
fan born No dogs, don't take your dog. You don't
need to take your dog there. I got dogs I
don't know, taking them the local beer spot out our way,
and the girls are come. We go to the dogs.
I'm like, oh, we a pain in the ass. No,
I love it when his dog's there. That's one. I'm
well behaved.
Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Dogs fine, But a cafe no, because people are eating
pub different cafe because people don't eat in pubs or
they snack.
Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Cafe. Is you going for the specific purpose of eating.
Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
It is weird having dogs and eggs, for sure, and
sometimes they bark anyway. But there was a myriad of dogs,
and I was actually enjoying all the dogs. And then
at the end of my table, a little ready chihoa
who turned dark.
Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
I don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
I grew up with a chehoa who because my best
friend got one when she was like ten maybe, and
then it'd only died not.
Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
So long ago. It was it was real old. Yeah,
one of those. No, she wasn't ten, she wouldn't must
have been like a new teenagers a taken to a
farm all.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
So, yeah, they're not the best, are they, Although some
people love them, they just adore them.
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Love them. And this was a cute looking chehoa.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
And then I was like, did that thing? And I
was like, you know, I smile at the dogs, Yeah,
little hello, And I looked at it. I was like,
and then I went back to my laptop. I was
doing my work, and then I looked, and then the
owner had the chihuahua on the table, on the table.
Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
You don't put a dog or dogs on the tables.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
And just because it's a small dog doesn't mean that
your dog's are now belongs on the table like that.
Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
My cat can go on my table, but that's okay
because it's my table. That's your business.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
If you want to eat off that cat ass table,
that's fine, and I'll have the same at my house.
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Yeah, if you're in your cat's scoot and it's worms
ars across the table, by all means, but.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
That's your table and your plant. I'll do what I
want to at your table.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
I would never take my cat or a dog to
a restaurant or a cafe and put it on the table.
Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
And for some reason, it just really irked me, and
then the owners were like there were two of them.
One was the chiho who owner and then the other
one was just a friend, right, And I was sort
of looking at this dog like a little bit like,
get your ass off the shed table. This is going
to crawl its way down to my end, and I'm
(01:06:47):
trying to have my lovely omelette.
Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
So I did this seing.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
And I do it sometimes with kids, and I do
it sometimes with animals, and I don't know why I
do it, but I try to mentally psych them out,
you know, like sometimes you see a kid and the
more thing to do would be like look at the
kid and be like hi, Hi.
Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Sometimes I just steer it with like a really aggressive
blank smile.
Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Like what especially on a plane your seat, yeah, and
be like if.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
The parents or the owner aren't looking, and I'm just
like and I was just like pull like a grassive
face because in my head I'm like, I wonder what
this kid is making of me right now.
Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
I want this dog so much.
Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Yeah, crush that.
Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
And you usually would be like, oh, hello, look puppy,
Oh my gosh, she's gorgeous, and I'm just there being
like heye, essay, like, what's she doing? Why you got
into the Yeah you imagined, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
And I started doing wide eyes in it and and
it was like steering at me, like and then it's
whole face transformed, is like, and then it was like
looking away like.
Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Oh my god, what is this woman? And I just
sighted it out. Yeah, I did out of this dog.
It was such weird behavior from men. And did it
like did it settle down?
Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Like what was it?
Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Yeah? It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
It wasn't, which I will say was probably not the
dog fault. Yeah, it was the owner's fault.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
But I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
I just I mentally played with this chihua who are
for honestly an hour, and anytime it would look at me,
I'll just give it this real attitude like you remember
you try and come over here, man, I'll cut you.
Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Eventually, they I think I went to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I came back and they were gone, right, and then
I saw I did see the staff wiping the table.
Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
But I was like, it's not enough. I feel like
I should have said I was working there, like we
take the dog off the table place. Yeah, this is
a place of eating.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
I wonder if they lift because they saw me psyching
out the dog, which is a psychotic behavior.
Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Imagine if the owners looked over and you're just like.
Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
I've been caught doing it to a kid, for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
When I turned around, I've been going to the kid
like hey, little and they're like, why are you looking
at my kid like that?
Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
Because I don't have to pander to its cuteness.
Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Well, expects to worry because he's been a rise and
basically people just taking up travel on the credits on
the on the credit, yeah, like getting loans or just yeah,
I mean you can even have to pay flights and
stuff now right.
Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Yeah four payments, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yeah, or you can or you can get the you know,
the special cards, the cues and the purr gyms and
all those kind of things. But yeah, there's research suggesting
that your younger generations, your gen z's millennials are yeah,
are going into did all for the sake of fun
and travel, just like.
Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
I'm young, I'm free and while let's go, I'll deal
with it later.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
And well, they're also saying it's a bit of doom
spending post pandemic, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Like we've had all that time little dopamine.
Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Yeah, locked up and kind of confined that people are like, well,
I don't know the world in next week.
Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Why why don't I just a couple of holiday to
ye what exactly I'll die? I never haven't been to make.
Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Sorts, washed up, bar and meaconized.
Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Yes, sort of existence when ever been would have been
worth it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I'm conflicted by this because I don't encourage I've the
only I only got deep once. I got a mortgage,
like I never had it because my dad owned a
finance company. I've seen what dick can do to people. Yeah,
that's terrible thing.
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Firsthand. You watched people's knees get caved in with bats. Yeah,
I used to do it. You used to do it.
It's swung at the knees man.
Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
Yeah. No.
Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
But like, I'm sort of conflicted because I, you know,
I don't encourage people to have if they don't have
the means to pay it off. But also when you're young,
I sort of get the attitude of like, well I'm
only young once and yeah, literally there saying the world
could be all over tomorrow felt quite close a few
years ago. You know, we're all like, oh my god,
are we ever going to see the world again?
Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
We're all locked in. We're all trapped.
Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
And then also you're looking at and it's so hard
to like for a lot of people to get houses.
Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Now, yeah, it was. You'd be like, well, what's the point.
Yeah what am I saying? Europe for a while. We'll
just go to Europe. Oh you should be saving your
money for what?
Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, literally to see the world anyway, you might as
well go where your knees don't hurt.
Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
So yeah, there's a bit of that. But yeah, well,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
It's your money, it's your your problem, your money because
they're doing that. I mean, it's also comes down to
responsible lending, doesn't it. I mean that's the whole thing. Yeah,
that's true. I mean you can get card if you
can pay it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
I mean, well, yeah, well that's the supposed how it's
supposed to go. But then, you know, I remember even
getting a credit card and I was like, what, this
is a whig limits.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
I can spend all of that credit.
Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Card til But that was how I played with my
overdraft when I was a student. Yeah, oh yes, same.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
I got a five hundred dollars one and then they
were like you go a bit more. I was like, good,
I know, what are we talking is just mine now,
and then when do I pay this man?
Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
And then and then your balance and then your balance
is just.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
That.
Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Yeah, doing your good mats.
Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Though, like say you draft limited as a negative five
hundred and you've got four hundred and twelve dollars you
know exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Oh yeah, I reckon my bank account as a young person.
Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Taught me more about maths than doing maths of high school,
because you're constantly like, well, if I spend this now
and I can, I can transfer them, then I get
paid this amount, and then that's how much I own.
Then I could do this, and then I could go
to Mikanos and have a delicious drinky poose. Someone just
text down, Funny, I just maxed my credit card to
pay for a family Disney cruise in November.
Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Kids are on the last.
Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
That was pretty fun last year, that was pretty You
did the Disney cruiser, Yeah, that was pretty fun.
Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Careful where you like the cocktails? Yeah you did?
Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
It.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Was just nice to get off the farm, wasn't it.
Born not straight back to the farm.
Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Yeah, likes, which actually costs me more week to week
than most holidays.
Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
So you know, where what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Have you thought about just living on a Disney cruise.
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Also, we just tixt in people are ticking up useless diplomas,
We're going to pay you off and getting far less
from them than they were throwing up travel. So absolutely,
it's all about how you look at it. Yeah, how
much was your forty eight thousand?
Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
But you can cry idate that with studio, you can
act and cry on demand. Yeah, she just thinks about
how she'spent thirty eight thousand dollars in it. Moost tears
to her eyes every single time. Shivers guys ten out
of ten podcasts, that one. Yeah, I think two of
us were ten out of ten and one of us
wasn't or who was that? Which one? We'll just leave that.
We'll just leave that there.
Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating
and review, please do.
Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
And this is a bad one.
Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
Don't know, don't bother?
Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Yeah no, don't don't bother.
Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
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