Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 22nd August 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Zitim Podcast Network, The Fletch, Wawn and Haley Big Pod.
Great Things are Brewing in mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughn
and Haley. How are you today?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hailey? So good? What was that? I'm really good.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm so good and I've had so much sleep and.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I just feel great. Someone Vaughn has seen out on
a school night. Oh no, my dad, I went out
on a school night. That's all right.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
And you were singing obviously quite loudly Metallica last night.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You've lost your voice again.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
When I saw my boyfriend Jason the morning on his band,
it's good, good gig right.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, I wasn't been at eight thirty. I wasn't a
bit at eleven.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, that's all right, Okay, happy to be here.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Now are you just saying you're watching it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
God of the Ken, the Irish crime show recommend. Yeah,
it's highly rated, it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Plus, Yeah, that'll be where Fletchers want.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Love.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
He loves it.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
He loves pulled your boat into the Pirate. Baya's got the.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Guy from Rome in it. Yeah, it's got Charlie Cox
in it.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's got Yeah, it's really good. Okay, I love it.
It's our Yeah, I'm I'm nearly done season one. There's
two seasons.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I think I've nearly finished watching Succession, so I'm just
behind on a.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Couple of you are you can start Game of Thrones next?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's like I know on the Top six is coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
On the show the show, yes, yes, miski. Do you
think for the show today? For Fletchborne and Hailey show,
we just watch TV?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Quite on that?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well you okay, Well there's there's a bit of a piece. Yeah, right,
you love the show. I told you you love the
show Cox and the Top.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Sex is coming up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
There is news that to save millions of dollars, the
police budget is going to be sliced one hundred and
seventy jobs, got it, jobs everywhere. I'm likely to be
cutting to save fifty five million dollars. Whereas I thought
this government was tough on crime. Yeah, right was the

(02:22):
camps though, we've got the camps. Oh yeah that The
kid that was involved in the trials was like, don't
like it, I'm leaving.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
You can just leave a youth of apparently, Okay, go
back to wherever else. You just go back to the
Jervi Center where you just get to sit.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh wild, Well, I've got the top six cops that
will no longer be on the force seventy jobs.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Cut mouthpiece for the left Warden Smith, He's back to
the mouthpiece for Laura and Order. I'm big.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm a big mouthpiece for law and order. More cops,
not less cops. Nick's on the show, speaking of law
and order and law enforcement. A man has been arrested
for impersonating are.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Firemen, no cleaner, no leprecorn. I don't know if you
can say no, You're not.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
To say that, all right, play Sidiums, Fleda and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's a bizarre crime in the US of A. And
this happened in Miami. A fifty five year old man
is facing a felony charge after he impersonated a pizza place. Okay,
so there is this like famous pizza place that's been
around for like forty years, right and New York style

(03:45):
sloppy yeah, I think so, yeah, sloppy slap sloppy pizza.
And the basically, you know, I don't know, have you
ever been to America or it doesn't really happen in
New Zealand, but like the takeaway place is chuck the
flyers under the motels in the hotel.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, yeah, that kind of yeah, I've never had. That's weird.
It's like a thing.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Did they get into the hotel, I don't know, they'll
just chuck them under the door, or did they just
walk the corridor. They shouldn't have a swipe card to
get up to that floor.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
There are hustling. They're just down in a hotel. You
just walk up thee.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
So this guy would print off these flyers pretending to
be this like fancy Romano's place that's been around for
like forty years, and he'd print his phone number and
then he would just make either some standard pizzas like
a rap pizza, or sometimes just give them like apparently
that some of the dough wasn't even cooked.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
And he's making the pizzas.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, but they're not as good, so that he's making
them cheaper and not as good. And then by the
time they deliver them and he gets the cash, he
takes off and they realize either the pizzas a crap
or they're not cooked, or they're not there at all,
and it's been a scam that's been happening for years,
and finally they've caught this guy.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I thought you'd just why would you even go to
the extent of making the pizza, just take taking the
money and run and then not make the pizza. I
love that he's sort of still gone to the effort
to make.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Because it's delivery. It's delivery, isn't it. So you have
to have something when you turn up.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, yeah, I suppose so, So don't pay cash at
the door.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Pain cash at the door.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
And then he's taking off and apparently he's been doing
this for years and he's finally been caught. And then
the the guy that owns this real pizza place.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's like, it's America. You could definitely sue this man.
Oh that's why he's been Yeah, he's been arrested because
you know.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
What you make at home pizzas they're always about crap,
and they're always we always make wrap pizzas.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
You know, they like in.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
The middle of the herd on the outside, paper thin,
and you always put on like the whatever's in the fridge,
the worst ingredients.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
I do that.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, imagine being in prisoners, like what are you here
for pascinating a pizza place.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
What are you here for? Awesome? Okay, similar, somebody could
have used it a bit of that fire. Some of
my dough was undercooked. Undercooked dough, don't.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
They don't they doesn't America does that awful dough that's
like in a tube, you know that stuff that they
pull out.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
And you like, rip it apart. It comes a little bun, Yeah,
in a tube like a dog roll of dough.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
From America to Australia.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Next, this new Melbourne Miroral hopeful has just a stupid.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Idea plays fled Vaorn.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
And Haley, an Australian Mirror hopeful who is also a
former a f L star, so probably will walk straight
into the rocks.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Melbournians love the a f L. Is that Aussie rules? Yes?
Big with the big field it's running around. Yeah, this
is I think it's the same size field as like
a rugby No it's not, it's huge. It's a cricket field.
Is the cir killer?

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Isn't it made so it can be played on a
cricket field with a minimal change?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah? Just some great physiques.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Some posts banged in, very athletic, very soccer player, Yeah,
physique slim slimmer in the leg then and then are
rugby boys.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, so they're going to have a hot maor a
hot new maor I don't know if he's hot actually rested,
i'd say, do you know what I mean? Really?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I think I think a lot of AFL players dainty.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It doesn't look dainty. Okay, nifty one years old. His
name is Anthony, Greek name, and that you should try
and say it. Oh canceled, got them.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
We've got four beautiful, so beautiful to fight as it's me.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
A forester go to fight. As he said, he wants
the band working from home. It's time to get back
can and the city suffers when people are working from home.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Can meers just do that? I don't, I do not know.
Do you know how jurisdiction on that?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
You know when you watch like American TV shows that
the maors seems to have so much like overseas, the
mens seem to have so much more power than in
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Like in New Zealand, they're just like, we might.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Put a new bus loop and yeah, I got a
nice we might Yeah, look at my chain, I might
raise rates.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
There's no respect for the beer. That's all they do
over here.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, and most of the time the men say something no, no, no,
I don't think we'll do that.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Government we're smaller, right like America.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
The me is always like talking to the police commissioner
and telling him to crack down.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
On and he's in charge.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
He's calling Batman is like commissioner Gordon, get Batman on
the here.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Direct relationship.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
But maybe Australia is kind of the same. They've got
a bit more kind of sway, maybe because they're bigger.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, so he see. People need to get.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Back mingling with colleagues and patronizing, which doesn't sound like
the right word patronizing. No, patron patronizing is the right
to be patronizing. Yeah, patronizing a patron at a bar
or a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I think, such a good job reading this story. Thank
you on the radio. Yeah, thanks, going so good.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Patronizing that that's patronizing.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh so you've worked out the difference, haven't you.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Media businesses are closing down, residents currently do not feel safe,
shopfronts are vacant, government workers have not returned to the
city to work, and the current economic and cost of
the crisis, increase homelessness. Right, well, no, it's going to
vote for him because at home doing the job jams.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
They're like, not going to work.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Hey, look, we've got a full page ad in this
in the middle of a story that pissed people off.
I hate these ads. You're scrolling down and the ad
takes over the entire story. You're trying to read, and
you've got to keep scrolling, and then it's like they're
in the background.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
I'd be angry if I saw that ship.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, I'm never sing to them again. So now that
I've got past those three annoying people, quite patronizing, patronizing,
very patronizing. Now the unions aren't happy, right, is what
it says underneath that obnoxious full page ad for us.
The unions aren't happy because they're saying the men should
be able to tell people and the workforce out of

(10:20):
work as long as the work's getting done.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's there where they work from. So anyway, that's on.
I sort of agree. As long as the work's getting done.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, I mean, we're we're here, we're in the office today.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
And we're also right in the middle of the story.

Speaker 8 (10:35):
Is that everywhere full thing and silly.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Sill.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
A little poll today is how often do you buy
lotto te KETSH.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
My only when he gets juicy. I don't want I'm
not missing around with a meat little six million dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
You got the notification.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You say, how would six million dollars feel? I said,
probably not as good as that forty four.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Brobably pretty good. I do make good.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I definitely only when the big draws happen, because I mean,
after like twelve, Yeah, you've got to be in real estate.
Your chances are winning are next to nothing. And I'm
spending so much money on these tickets. Like I think
about people that have brought tickets since the day it started,
bought tickets since the day it started.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I'm glad you brought Thank you.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I was willing to see if he was bringing the
tickets somewhere year.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
People who bought the tickets I always have around. I
bought by.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Or honestly tip they had to anyone who's had to
learn the English language as umid language, gone stupid language
from our parents.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, I've seen that ticket and I brought it.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, for a lot of money, but yeah, I got,
I get a bit carried away. When it gets anything
over twenty, I buy them on a Wednesday and a Saturday,
and then I've spent over one hundred and that last.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Draw leading up to the forty four mail, how much
money do you spend on tickets?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Well, we were each buying like a twenty four dollar
ticket each week because you know, at the moment it's
gone four million, one one, it's gone five million, nine
one seven six million, But when it.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Gets high from thirty three to forty four like that, yeah,
oh yeah, yeah, insane. Well, the results are in the
options were every week when it's a big draw, I
don't buy.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
A lot of tickets. Sixty two percent of people when
it's a big draw. Yeah, when I voted it was
sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
The second contest is never twenty five percent of people. Yeah,
never buy a lot of tickets. It'd be and thirteen
sent by it every single week. Yeah, Dan says, when
it's a big drawer, if I'm driving through or if
I'm driving through a small town or a small business
like a bookshop or a pharmacy has a lot of
counter you just got it. Especially Dan, I'll say it

(13:14):
on their window. It says twenty first divisions that took
its sold hit.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, it's a lucky to keep it tally in nineteen
ninety seven. Yes, when we kicked it off. Yeah, you
think about that. That's still pretty bad average.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
But we've got you excited because you've seen twenty Yeah,
Emily said, I was thinking about this the other day.
As a young millennial, I've never thought about buying a
lot of tickets, minus the odd scratchy. Maybe a lot
is an older generation thing. I don't know anyone my
age that buys them.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I love a scratchy. I love I could do a
scratchy this morning. Actually, which would you go for? Which
scratchy would you do?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I like a five dollar like a cross Wood, Yeah,
but not a ten dollars smaller.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Like a smaller one. I like a ten dollar one
as long as it's simple, because for a Crossrood, to
be honest, I'm just to scratch the barcoat and scan
it with my phone.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I don't I don't want to do that whole thing anymore.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
I don't want to go through the rig of a
role of trying to I just want to quick scratch
and check.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh so boring.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah that's just me though, you know, said one hundred
million dollars in Australia this Thursday because million trying to
buy tickets their nuts over there.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
They're like just behind America.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
But then they've got the population ye yeah yeah, and
that's for our state. The state lotteries. Yeah, the state lotteries.
I think I don't know if our national lotteries. I
think there's a different million rules between different states.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
That's disgusted. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Tony and says my partner says something A lot of
took it for every drawer. I think it's stupid and
a waste of money. It's like two and a half
thousand dollars a year, and he probably wins more free
lines than he does money in the bank. Oh yeah,
we love a bonus line. Yeah, but bonus lines don't
have a power ball on there. We learned that recently.
We've been played. Yeah, you can hope for his first division.

(15:01):
What are you looking up? I was looking up a
compound interest calculator, Like if you save fifteen dollars every week,
please don't it? Why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's not as fun over.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
How long or how long do you want to do whatever?
Let's say twenty years. So how much are we contributing monthly? Well,
she said, see buys one for every drawer.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Say we're buying a fifteen dollars ticket week, tickets twice
a week. Lett me just do an example, she said,
every drawer.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
So that's Wednesday and Saturday. Right, So thirty bucks a
week times four, say roughly one hundred and twenty give
or take.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
How many years are we doing?

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay, So if you're spending one hundred and twenty dollars
a month for twenty years, we've got to put in
an estimated interest rate, like saying that's always later.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Let's put it in three. Okay, let's just put in three,
and then it's.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
A compound annually see me annually, quarterly or monthly monthly interest?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, calculating.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
In twenty years, you would have just done a forty
thousand dollars. Who is that's nothing over twenty years. Keep
buying a lot of tickets. I'll tell you what's better
than how much over twenty years? Forty thousand dollars?

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Nah, nah, lood of like forty four million dollars in
one day.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
But you are someone who's been buying a lot of
tickets for the last twenty years, how much they have
and it's not forty thousand dollars, it's minus forty thousand
twenty years. You don't feel that like that's nah, that's
a poor event.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
And I feel like you're being very visit.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
If I spent twenty years in hysics and I'm like, oh,
it's forty thousand dollars, I'd be ropeable.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, but it's forty thousand dollars you don't have, isn't it. Yeah,
But I'm gonna bloo it on bos of some SIGs anyway.
It's a lot of sads, drugs, you know, rock and roll.
I can't. How about I got all sorts of vices, baby.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Play splits, Vaile Play City, blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
This is the top six. Hello.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
The government has asked the police to deliver fifty five
million dollars of savings by reducing corporate support functions. This
could mean one hundred and seventy five police staff would
lose their jobs.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh so that's not good. No, or playing a crucial
role in the upholding of law and order. Oh yeah,
I've got the.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Top six cops that will no longer be on the
force with these one hundred and seventy jobs. Cut Number
six on the last, the cop that gives you a
ride home when you're a little booze and a line
one of.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Those you you're doing right there, mate? No, everyone look
at Haley.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I genuinely thought, yeah, I've had a couple of It
was at Hamilton Days, but I've had a couple of
mates dropped off by the police and we're like, are
you make trouble.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
And the police was like no, they were just wandering around.
They would just like buy themselves and we were just
like it.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
That looks like a person that's probably best to get home, right,
Number five on the list, and I love doing that.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, where you got come on with you, I think.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
But they'd probably rather pick them up, chuck them in
the car, drop them off home, then picked them up
off the road later on in front of something.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, the paperwork. Quite the paperwork when you have to
pick someone up.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Number five on the less of the top six cops
that will no longer be on the force with the
one hundred and seventy jobs cart. The cop that leads
the bride have a photo with their hat during the
hens part crucial. Yeah, yeah, put the handcuffs.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
On me, ye, handcuff.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Whoa, whoa, Hey, I'm sorry, big disrespectite.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
How do you allowed to bite me? Can you do it?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Just sort of bite me on the and yeah, maybe
up towards the ear, maybe from the ear down to
the neck.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Wait, what's happening? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Maybe now just slam me onto the bottom of the Yeah,
we joke they've had.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
In the backset real rough. Put the split mask on me, fair, Oh,
put it on?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, get the get the police in seven crew here,
film on this whole thing, this whole thing documented number
four on the strip Start me number four on the
last of the top of the knife number Sex number four,
number four on the top sex Cops that will no
longer be on the force of one hundred and seventy
jobs cart. The cop that stops the drink driver before
anything bad happens.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
That one was just really political. Oh yeah, that was serious.
That stops the drink driver. It's serious. How are you going, mate? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (19:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Are we Yeah? What do you think you're going? Champ
chuck us? Those keys number three on the rest.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Of the top sex cops that will no longer be
on the force with the jobs cut. The cop that
will go along with a little prank on your mates.
Oh yeah, I come the do a we have a
b Yeah, Shivers number two and the last of the
top sex cops that will no longer being the force
of the one hundred and seventy jobs cut are the
cop that turns up to your house with a noise controller,

(20:10):
a bit busy and just tell you to take it
in noise in doors and turn it down a little bit.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Other good ones for your party guys. Guys, I'll tell
you the noise because it is gonna come. They're not
going to be this cool. They go, Yes, shut the
doors just a little bit down, and I think you're
gonna be fine. We're all young ones.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah yeah, I'll throw it a few parties in my time.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
And I'm one of the less of the top sex
cops that will no longer be on the force with
the jobs cut. The cop unless you turn on the
sirens and lights when you ask nicely, O.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yes, I want to. I want to presate one that goes.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
That one sounds yeah or is it just fire trucks
or that, or do the cops that they want to
their bows have got them as well? That one goes
that one goes through your body. Yeah, get out the way.
Sometimes you'll see them pull up behind you like a
this and march or something on the motorway and the
person dry And that's just at another world in time
and then then in March literally.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Out of the line. That's today's subsix.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Play And Haley.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
He was a beautiful swan who lives in Swan Lake
in christ Church, which is near a park. Ernold Clark
Reserve is where the Swan Lake is near. Has been
living there for about ten years. Last year, Ken is
the swan's name, his female companion, longtime female companion, Samantha died.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh yeah, And.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Ever since then, Ken has been depressed, missing Samantha, crying,
swimming around lonely.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Do the swans cry? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
What noise does a swan make? It's ghastly, isn't It's
like an awful noise?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Can you please google swan noise? Can swan's crying? I
don't know if they cry so.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Keena has been crying since last year after Samantha died
okay and swimming around so lonely looking for a friend.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Can actual audio of a swan for a lost mate,
which is a strange cry According to the YouTube caption,
just imagine it's ken, I'd go to the best, I'd
go to the best part of the YouTube club. But
it's not pornhubbit doesn't tell me where the good stuff.

(22:34):
Get all the kissing out of the way.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
What's the last little bump in.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
So Keen has been swimming around the Heathcote River crying,
calling out for a friend, lonely. He's even wandered into
local cafes looking for.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Huge dudes. Are you sure it's Can we put that
on a zip on one of our inspirational horses. Huge
birds take huge huge birds.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
That huge tubes. Because it's true. It's a motivational calendar
bar and it's not. It's not just observational, it's a motivation.
You're sure it's not going into the cafe for a panini.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
It could be looking for a panini. They think he's
looking for a mate.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Swan should be eating bread, chicken, cranberry breath, though, m
do you know what I think a bird should be eating?
So he's been wandering around and one of the people
that work at the reserve has actually enlisted him on Tinder. Now,
so they put him on the dating app Tinder profile
picture has got his best looks in the hopes of

(23:42):
reaching someone with a swan who owns a swan, someone
with a swan to meet Ken at Swan Lake.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
And see if they kick it off.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Right, So if you're listening, I'm just I'm just putting
the word out for you.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
A single swan.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
You had a single swan ideally female, he is heterosexual?

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
What if like, you've got a swan but it's a
he might not be heterosexual, could be gay, No, it
could be pan is it sexual?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Loves anyone?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, and it just so happened that the last person
he was in love, last one he was in love
the worst woman was a female. But yeah, doesn't mean
the next one might be anything.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, Yeah, that the person who's put on tendency. We
cannot have the slonely swan. We have to do something
about it and help them find a mate, help him
heal from the pain of losing scandalas this.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Is the love story we need. This is an eul story.
Tumultuous time.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
And I want you to know, d listeners, I will
be keeping you posted on kin situation.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Right, Okay, And if you've got a swan, if you've
got a swan, single swan.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
You need to take it down to Ernold Clark Reserve
in christ Church to Swan Lake you're seeking he's the
one crying.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
He's the he'll be the swan that's crying looking for
a mate.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Okay, So yesterday for the first time we've been together
for like thirteen years and yesterday first time Aaron and
I put together kittseet furniture and I was like, yeah,
it did cross my mind that we've never done it.
But we've never It's.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
One of life's greatest couple's challenge, I know. And you
know what this is going to be. I know, like
where did you buy your kit set thing from Mocker? Right,
Like a lot of warehouse came our friend and furniture stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
As you've got to do it yourself. You've got to
do it yourself.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
But you know where Ike is coming and that is
famous all kit set, famous for being kit set.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, well, I think I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
It's because we always like to buy like secondhand or hardwood.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
We love a.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Timber, you love your vintage stuff, we love Avantage stuff,
and so we've never bought kit set, but.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Not into cheap shitty md if covered with If that's
going to end up in the manfield, do you know
what I see it?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I was like, by the time I'm finished with it,
it's going straight on the burn pile.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
As we were putting it together, I mean, no disrespect,
I mean it's great cheap furniture and it's serving a
purpose for a while.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
But I was like, you're never going to pass this
on to your kids. It's not going to be in
a Thames.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
You're not driving past me like, oh pull over, look
at that delicious set of drawers.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Absolutely not. But we're putting together my wardrobe. Oh yeah,
and we.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Want to build a custom sort of unit, but we
don't have the money at the moment, so we're like,
let's get something that's the right size that'll do for
a while. So this furniture arrived and it's been sitting
in the lounge and I just yesterday was like, right,
we need to put.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
So she's anti land, she's anti stuff ending up in
the landfall unless she's a little short on money at
the time.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
A bit sure, so sorry mother nature, but suck it.
You know, there's a budget to stick to. Yeah, gobble it. Arc.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
So we put it together and I was like this,
Aaron is so handy. He's very vigilant and good at
following instructions. Two of us are here. He's very good
with the tools. How badly could this go? Dumb people
put this together? Yeah, we've put this whole house together.
We can do this. Yeah, we got We stuffed it
up so bad. We had to put the sliders where

(27:05):
the draws go. It's a seat of drawers. We had
to put the sliders on on and off three times.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well it's your first sift it right.
And it was like, you know, you're putting it together
on the floor, and then it.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Was like like d L put this one as you're like,
that's on the left and this slider must be on
the right.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
And then you go to put it up and the
lift is actually the right. You're like, hang on, that's ah,
but that's on the left.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
And then we're trying. I was going, oh no, those
are facing the wrong way. So we'll switch those okay,
switch put it up. We actually switched the wrong ones,
which meant we're then it to switch the other side
and then reswitch what we'd already switch. That was on
the third thing. And MDF doesn't take two holes being
screwed in, out in, out the very set of draws.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Now you've got one screw in really yeah, yeah, screw
in and that.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Hole is now just a big holy dust pit. And
now we've screwed the screws in for the third time.
They are rattling around, those drils are going to fall out.
I was like, we won't be sitting on this, like,
this is not a piece of fish. I can't believe
the first foray and to kitsit, we stuffed it up
so badly.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
They take they take a while to kind of it
took alice. Yeah, and then if you don't do one
for a few years and you pick it up again,
you're like, oh, you gotta stand to be a kit.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Sitting I was there.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I was like, it's very clever, you know the way
that they've done it with the instructions and all the
bits and the little band screw a into hold D
and done.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I was like, it's very clever.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Did you have the ones where you have these weird
looking screws and you've got to put them in and
then that slots down onto something, and then it's got
those big fatties that you put on and they tightened,
but you can't overtighten them or they drag the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, there's a those little twisty screw things. I was like,
what an invention? Think, who's this threw.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
That you sort of plug into a big hole and
twist it grabs on too, holds it a little bit.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah. Again, I can't believe it's taking you till now
to do it. Gets said, that is wild.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I know, it's cramp I mean, it's really not a
great suit of drawers, and we're it's so rarely because
we had to put things on.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Don't blame the drawers. You screwed the screws it in
three or four times.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
The instructions were clear enough, I don't think I don't
think they made it clear enough.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
We got it so wrong.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
There was one bit, you know, like tracks with drawers
like they like point up.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, and so you can go like slide the drawer
on like that, Yeah, slide it.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Down I had one side pointing up and one down,
and I tried to say to Aaron at one point,
well maybe that's goes. He was like, so you're saying
you put the drawer in like like one bit going
up when going locking it in.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I said, well maybe that's just how it goes.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Let's just keep going for a bit until I have
to admit that Yeah, absolutely stuff there that and it
was upside.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Down playli play.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
What's your joby? What's your joby? What's your joby? What's
your joby? Welcome to what's your joby? We've actually taken
a little pause from us for a while, haven't we.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Just sort of get the the vibes back.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
We haven't done very well. Yeah, it's hard. You only
get three questions.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Maya joints his first good morning, Maya, good morning.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I go in really good, really good.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Now we ask you three questions about your job, and
then we've got to figure out what it is that
you do.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Ye, okay, okay, Maya, can you just talk to us
for a second. Tell us or what you're doing today?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Well no, no, no, not work wise? Tell us how
you are? How are you today?

Speaker 11 (30:55):
I'm good, I'm tired.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
I'm just sitting in my car waiting to go to work.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay, close, you're already what you're outside work?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Jeez, Louise.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
That's an early start, isn't it the classroom ready for
the day?

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Yeah? Okay, crank V see.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I feel like that is dealing with intense people. If
you're in your car already.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
If you're a teacher, you're not. You're not hammering a
V this earlier in the day. You reckon, it's a
off a little bitter.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, I reckon, you've got If you're a teacher, you're
pushing through at lunch time before you hit that energy
during I think in trades.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Can I ask the first question?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Maya?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Do you work predominantly outdoors? No? Okay, so I don't
like that question. How do you it's my question? You
got your own question? Shall I ask the uniform one?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Why don't you ask if she works promintly indoors and
just waste a question?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah? I reckon, ask uniform? Do you wear a uniform
for work? Okay? Predominantly indoors? Where's a uniform? Chef starting soon?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
When?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Does?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Doesn't the overnight shift finish it? They have some respect
for your body. She's drinking a v nurses.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Actually they don't. They have a terrible diet though, don't they.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Well, they just do what they got to. I don't
think you can speak on behalf of all nurses. I
will and I just did.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
But it always Chef's always chef. Smoking always blows my mind.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I know you taste because yeah, that'd be all about them.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
But every shift loves us, Siggy, they love a Darry.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Have not moved on a date? Go no smoking on
not a chef. It's too early.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Is given that she's inside and in the uniform?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Is it a waste to ask if she spends most
of it down a computer? Yeah, you think that's a waste.
It goes without saying she spends most of it down
the computer. No, I just think it's it won't help us,
It won't help us. What about have I asked? If
there's a creative element to your job, you're perfect? Just

(33:00):
back you then is at Mayer is you're a creative
element to your job?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
There is.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
In a uniform inside? Shut up. Early childhood they were uniforms.
They were a polo with the little insignia on it.
So you get Plato on your normal cloth.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Uniforms of early childhood centers. But that I wouldn't say
that's creative. It's totally creative.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
You've got to create.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, I mean just a graphic designer.
It could be floras like waiting to go into work. No,
graphic designers don't we uniforms. And that's an early start
for a graphic designer.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Maybe since where house stationary I know you've seen this before.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Always like one day we get it.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I would no offense to our warehouse stationary listeners, and
I know we are the station of or your neighborhood
work and stationary supplies.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Is that creative? No offense? Well, they're working with craft materials.
Hang on, what's your question?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
You've got creative indoors.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I think early childhood. I think early childhood. I think
more like a graphic design graphic designs to a uniforms.
I think like, okay, early.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Childhood or teacher is teacher early childhood, like we're covering
the base of teachers.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I don't think teachers were uniforms, but early don't.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Okay, maya, is your job an early childhood educator?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Educator?

Speaker 5 (34:43):
It is not wasn't Why did you say it then?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Because I was going with born. What's your job, Mayer?

Speaker 9 (34:51):
I'm a kitchen designer.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Are you like a kitchen in things?

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (34:58):
And so I yes, I do work a computer all day.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I wouldn't have this uniform. Blew me out there.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I didn't know you guys had to a uniform, but yeah,
yeah they do. Okay, what do you think about corner
kitchen cupboards?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Get a kidney bean?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I've got to get a kidney Yeah, I got a
hate corner.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I've got two corner cupboards. Hate them. Get a kidney bean.
We've got to get a kidney bean. My, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I can stop at one kidney bean. We'll just make
other cupboard. Yeah, thank you for playing.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
What's your job? Okay, let's go Hayley, good morning.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Kaylee, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Okay, how are you today? Kaylee? Okay, thank you? Okay,
just okay. I think you work in retail.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Do you work in a customer facing job?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, it's not retail? Shut me after that. Okay, do
you work in the education segment?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Sick thoughts of Oh, she's a trainer of sorts.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, sort of.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Yeah, it's based education, but it's not always.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay, hr oh, she's an education sometimes she's an education
So she works at school, but she's not a teacher.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
That's what I took from.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
She works in the education segment, but she's not like
it's sick down not singing amandain.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Maybe even was. We would never probably running it reading
would we?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Okay, education, but she's not a teacher sector sector.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's well known that it says sector. I'm having trouble,
I'm having trouble today. Do you think maybe she's like
a school nurse?

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
How good were the school nurses? We didn't have a
full time one. Mine was nurse Dagger. What terrible for
a second nurse Dagger? She has made nil polish off
she We just had one of the receptor, the kindest
reception ladies, always the office ladies always got doubled up
a school nurse, school reception.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Do you reckon? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Education sometimes in the education and the education slice, but
she's not the segment.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
What's my question?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Okay, so we've kind of got she's working at school,
she's not a teacher. Hailey thinks reception. Yeah, I think
more towards nurse. So what can you question? Can you
ask that can separate those two jobs? And perhaps even
I could ask.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Are you a nurse? That's a question.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Do you it with sick kids? That's what about you
with anything to do with medicine?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Okay, do you what? I feel like that?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Then that?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh, the final question? Do we can help anything healthcare?

Speaker 8 (38:03):
Can?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
I see customer fact but you customer customers?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, she's not giving me groundskeeper vibes. I'll tell you
that much. Groundskeeper. She's far too friendly. That are always grumps. Yeah, yeah,
you'd make it roundskeeper.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Wait when this all when this all falls over, which
it will be like tomorrow, who knows one hundred percent
school groundskeeper?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah? Shall I ask you if she's in healthcare? I
mean sure, why not? Are you in healthcare?

Speaker 5 (38:31):
I am school nurse.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
She's a school nurse, Kaylee? Are you a school nurse?

Speaker 4 (38:36):
I am a school nurse?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Gotcha?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yes, Kaylee? Oh that was so great, God, that was
so good. Do you have to deal with a lot
of like Gray's knees and sick kids?

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Are you primary or high school?

Speaker 11 (38:59):
High school?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
My god, god, my periods?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Lots of periods, how to hold up how often you
get sick yourself? Because I don't mention if you were
just dealing with sickends the whole time, you'd be real
sick all the time. I got a good interest.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Now she's built it up over time.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Right, do you do you make people take their nose
rings out and nail polish off and stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
No, I'm not mean one, he's.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Not n daggers.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
Yeah, I'm not mean.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Hayley.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Great, what a great job that you do. We've got
for you one hundred dollars cash today for winning. What's
your job?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
And congratulations amazing, Thank you.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
And Haley, I really like this guy.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
His name's Logan Lee Shah and he's on TikTok, very
very southern drawl, good American boy. And he went to
his parents' house and noticed not a single photo of
me on these walls, not a single photo and a frame,
not like nothing nothing of him in their parents' house.
But what they do have is a picture of Dolly

(40:09):
Parton framed like printed and framed like a big photo,
big photo. And he was like, why do you have this?
And then the moment in the backgrounds like she's a
very important person. Logan, I love her, We've got a
lot in common. Absolutely loves Dolly and apparently they're like
Dolly obsessed. And he says, well, he thinks that his

(40:30):
parents love Dolly pardon more than they love him.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Nothing. How old is he?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Because if he's gone, Because when you're a kid, it's
pretty cool. So your parents, you love that more than
you love me. I used to do that.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
You do it about your siblings more than which isn't true.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
You're the favorite and the favorite, right do your parents
have lots of photos of you at home?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Nah, We're pretty equally split my parents. My granddad was bad.
He's got quite a lot of grand children, and it
was just like Hayley Shrine.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
But I was a marching girl and he was a coach.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I was the pride of his life. He loved me
more than he loved his daughters, for sure.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Suck it, mum.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Anyway, this is what I want to know, is what
do your parents love more than you? Because there's always
that thing, like I I reconif I see to my mom,
you can you can travel the world for the rest
of your life, but you never get to see me again.
She'll be like, yeah, yeah, because she loves travel more
than there you go talk to you on the phone

(41:35):
or complete what you know. She wouldn't she would She
did like catch up with you and video call and
she got.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
The house in Italy of course, and write you out,
write you off completely.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I love traveling more than they love me. That's fine.
I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. Seems so okay.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
So we want to know if your parents like something
that's going to be one thing.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It'll be like a food or a hobby, stock person.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, if your parents earn a stock cars, I'm sorry,
but they definitely like stock cars more than they like you.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Maybe they always did something on your birthday and it
was like never about you because they were doing their hobby.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Or you know, like there's always going to be that
one thing. Or maybe it is like a celebrity like
they ob sears over an active always singer. Yeah, and
you be more like Julia Roberts. Maybe they love Julia
Roberts was working Aaron Brockovich. Yea beautiful performance. They can't
get out.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Okay, Well, give us a call one hundred dars a him.
We want to take your calls. Now you can text
her in nine six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
What do your parents love more than they love you?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
This might be hard to admit.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh God, someone takes a terrible one. I don't know
what your parents love more than you, whether it's a hobby, a.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Hobby, a person, a food, an.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Activity, your sibling, traveling, your sibling chanel, What do your
parents love more than you?

Speaker 11 (42:58):
It's not my parents my now mother in law.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yes, she loves everything more than she loves you.

Speaker 11 (43:07):
She probably loves me than she loves my husband's family.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
For a bit as well, I was like, God, they
love me more than they love you.

Speaker 11 (43:16):
The grandparents definitely do.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
But that's okay.

Speaker 11 (43:20):
So we've been here for a little while, like we
were a teenagers and stuff. They lived in this house
where his droom was on the first floor, and it
was freezing cold, and we suffered through years upon years
upon years of winters down there and it was literally freezing.
And then my husband moved at a home.

Speaker 12 (43:37):
We bought our first house, and.

Speaker 11 (43:39):
Pretty much as soon as we left, my mother in
law installed a hate pump dumps is because her cat
took over my husband's bedroom and it was cold down
there for the.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Cat pets, but the two humans you had to suffer
through the cold.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, who her own son.

Speaker 11 (44:01):
Starting room and stuff down there?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
It was.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Yeah, I didn't even.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Think about appearance.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Appearance animals amazing now, thank you, Jinna.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
What do you appearans? Love? Good morning?

Speaker 10 (44:20):
So I grew up and my dad would race stock cars.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, oh my god, I joked about stock jokes. Stock
car people love stock cars, they have.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
To totally did.

Speaker 10 (44:30):
But he would raise a standard stock But every year
on my birthday up and Palmis the North was the
New Zealand, uh a grade the super stock chan camps
and my parents would go away.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
They love stock cars more than you.

Speaker 10 (44:49):
To me, it was my dad's birthday the day before
my birthday, so coincided with that too. But the story
is better if you missed out there.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
But yeah, do you did you get into stock cars
to try to like get involved.

Speaker 9 (45:01):
I did.

Speaker 10 (45:02):
Used to go and really enjoy it. Yeah yeah, and
I wanted.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
To raise Yeah. Yeah, that's lots of fun.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
And they're still into the stock cars more than you.

Speaker 10 (45:14):
Actually, no, they have classic American cars.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Now right talking just a new love yeah yeah, so no,
we've got well I say, wait, because there's three of them,
so I get to drive one every now and then.

Speaker 10 (45:28):
It's yeah, Hailey, you love it when you're in them.
Everyone just looks at you.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
I love being what we talk that's crazy. I love
being looked at it. I need to get me one
of these cars.

Speaker 10 (45:40):
Nine Forward Round Chiro, which is just getting painted at
the moment, but it's like a really massive years that's
really cool. And there's a fifty nine Forward Galaxy, and
then my mom has a sixty Shiv and Pala.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
We're just getting into.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
They really like that fifty nine sixty et A nineties. Yeah,
have they thought about getting in nineties? Manster familiar? What
about Primera? The prim repeats that's a classic car, the
Primipa in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Gina, thank you some messages and what do your parents
love more than you?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
My parents love my fiance way more than me. They're obsisted,
particularly my dad. When we catch up, it's always how Sam,
How Sam? And I always say I'm great, thanks thanks
for asking. And they add both into stock cars. So
both my fiance and my parents love stock cars better
than they love me. Obsessed seeking the pits one I
was at my parents' place for dinner, and the cat
jumped on the table and stole my steak for dinner.

(46:34):
I pushed them off, and Dad growbed me for being
made to the cat if I was eating a steak meal,
and the cat even looked at me and smack it. Yeah,
there's no way cats do not get on tables. Mine
sits on the table. That's his table.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Smack that cat. We're just servants to our cats exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
My mum loves her grandchildren more than she loves in
her actual you have to the reward for struggling through raising,
and they're.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Also not really your responsibility, so you just get to
have fun and if someone ticks on, I love my
dog more than I love my kids.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Thank you. Being honest. We love that.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
My birthdays New Years, even my mom would always go
up partying instead of celebrating my birthday with me on
forty six and she still does it.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Party mom, Yeah, oh, I love it. My dad loves
the Wars more than he loves me. Final home game.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
For Sean Johnson this weekend, say a lot because they're
losing all the time. It's not a great year for
the fans.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Well, we thought it was to as a kid.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
My dad literally told me he loved his classic cars
and he loves me.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
That's something I'll never forget. The cats. There's some trauma hero.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Yeah, Mom would have Mom would have swapped me for
a pack of sickis in my teenage years, but now
I've grown up, we would come to my senses.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
She loves me more, okay, more messaging in church. The
appearents love the church one around.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Well, God's number one, right, if you're in. If you're
in there, I suppose you.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Can't dishes when you like, Hey, Jesus isn't loaded the dish. Yeah,
he's also the dish to wipe your ass and an
old folks home when you're you know, kids abandoning you.
Where's your Jesus? Now you just shot yourself, mum.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
But also he's also he's also anti getting an injection
so he can go to his house Quaker. Oh yeah,
a couple of Donald Trump texts which up greatly.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, my mom likes Vorn more than she likes me.
Your mom, excuse me, have some respeech.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Flitch Vorn and he's side step fust We're gonna talk
about the fact, you know Strava the running app.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I don't use it because I don't run. You run?
Do you?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Everyone used my run? That's what I use when I
Strava came in after.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
That, it's like a club. She stats need to seen
people doing this well.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
People are paying people now to like run on their
behalf and you can like buy their stats basically, so
you'll be like, man, look at look at my speed,
look at my tempo, all this kind of stuff, and
they're paying people so that they win these Strava competitions.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
But what do you win? Like kudos?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Create do something for money? Yeah baby, I know. Do
you want a rhythm?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Stupid little stupid culture anyway? So that aside, right, I
was going to dive into that, but then boxes arrived
of Dorrito's and I don't usually eat doritos. I'm like,
what do you mean sweet chili? Now, person, I'll only
ever have corn chips. If I'm having Nutchos, Okay, then I'll.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Always gone anymore.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
The corrunch, no, like the double sorcer or something like
the flavor. They actually had a meeting at head office
and they were they were like, Vaughn loves this flavor,
Let's discontinue it.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Yeah, just to just.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
You know, I got you know, last Friday, I was amped, Hayley,
you in here.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I was amped on those chips. Remember Cullies was doing
those chaps.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yes, Colis was doing those chaps. So I couldn't find
them at my locael. I still haven't had. Those people
were asking me for a review, right, I can't give
you one.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Well, yeah, if I have an art chose, I'll go.
What's the red bag party size cheese? Isn't it normal?
Read not to reader but you know read a year right?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah, So these readers have turned out and the coffee
flavored and you originally were like, are they a joke?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Like the gimmick? Is it an April falls?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Like getting in early early, got to get in early
for April forms.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
So you August.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
So this is a chip that is coffee flavored three
PM slump blend.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
I'm not mad at you know what's not It's not
a forever flavor though.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
When float people do a Hailey great audio, great great folly.
So I want people to heal it talking, not the
talking back away for the talking the crunch.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Coffee.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yeah, how bizarre. The super limited edition matches not for sale.
Oh right, okay, talking about if you come to studio now,
we'll let you have one chip.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
And you can to the window. Window will give you
one chick. We'll give you one chot because these are limited.
Oh well they should do them because these are actually.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Quite young, actually young. I can imagine them with a
bit of like sauce.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Yeah, good stuff. Are you ready to work up your taste?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
But now people are going to come for a chip.
They can come for a chip, one chip, and you
can't take a chip for my friends. You can't take
a chip for your friends. No one reception busy. Just
come to the window and knock around. We don't want
to talk to you. Will reach them. We've actually got
and we've actually got a hole in the studio. We'll

(52:08):
reach we'll.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Sit chair it out the vape door with the tongue,
with the with the tongue, and you shall receive your
one chat. Well I'll still eating them because I imagine people
are going to flock you.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Okay, So okay, I feel like now there's a charity aspect.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
I can tell you about something else.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
The final chance there is a charity auction for special
packs one and five hundred because there's only five hundred
packs we've got through them. How lucky are we spoiled?
All our proceeds going to the Rising Foundation. It's the
South Auckland Foundation that helps local, talented and overlooked kids
get the opportunity to sho that's.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Not that rules. Wait did we just go on about
our charity. I don't. I keep mie very quiet.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
This isn't This isn't our charity, but by exposed by charity.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
If you want to check, you better hurry up because
I'm eating them.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
It's good again, Good Folly, Thank you, Good Folly.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Play play last night.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
I enjoyed an evening at the Churning Fork in Auckland
and I saw Wolf Tatata, which is Jason and Moore's band.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Play last night. I mean really taking the stalking to
the next level. It was a stalking. I was one
of hundreds, so it's okay.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
The general demographic there thirsty, thirsty woman and.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Bogan's right, my people thirsty. It was such a mixed bag.
There were some Zadium people there as well, and I
was like, they.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Know, why aren't here? Yeah? Oh my god? At one point,
so he comes. Anyway, it was great. I walked in
I speak, disappointing.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
He's the bass player though, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
I mean, look, he slapped a base, he slapped at
a bass, you know. I walked in and he was
like the band was just like mingling with everyone. And
I walked in and I looked to the left and
Jason was there, and I was like, oh, my god,
of course he's just chatting with Tana Umonger. I was.
And he wore an all black T shirt the whole

(54:07):
night until he took it off. At one point he
had his hair up and then he took it out
and then I died. It was it was a great
It was a good night. It was It was honestly
really good. They were a great band. They played mostly covers. Okay,
they did some Nirvana, they did some Metallica, they did
some Rage against the Machine, they did a couple of originals.

(54:29):
It was mostly like heavy rock and roll, hints the bog,
your people, hints my people.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
And it was such a good night.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
And it was like, if you don't know Tuning Fork
and Auckland, it's a very small venue.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
It's like like the little side kind of arm of
Spark Arena arena.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I've performed there I've done comedy, like, yeah, it's I
think it's like two hundred people maybe were there.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
It was packed.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
It was absolutely like Pumpin'. But yeah, I did get
home quite late because.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
We did tell you.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
We did say, look, Hayley, it is it's a Wednesday night. Yeah,
you can't be out until three o'clock in the morning.
We've got work the next day.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
You asked me for a ride to work last night. Yeah,
I said, no problem, leave your location on in case
I just have to go on a treasure hunt for
you at.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Five olock in the morning. No, no, no, I was
well behaved.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I was well not well behaved, but I was home
not too late work at this morning because I seen
I say, I didn't get to chat to Jason. I
didn't see him like I didn't. I'm not going to
interrupt Tana Umanger.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Like, so you should have walked up and done what
that classic fire safety ad did and said Tanna Shmanna.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Tanna Shmanna, remember that, I would umonger.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Remember when they said fires fast than Tanomunga was the
fire safety person on all the ads and the kids
were always interacting with them. I think you're making that out,
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
If you were going to say anything to it would be.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
The girls like fire as fast, he's not as fast
as or something. And then the little fire bird was
like making that and then sit the house on.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Actually, think you've just dreamed this.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Making the greatest fire safety campaign of all time.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Vaughn is always making up fire campaign.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
If there's one thing this guy does, you know, remember
that other fire campaign that I just imagined, was that,
so around the country there's a series of signs, now mate, yeah,
and there's a bunch.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Of smoke or anything that's suspicious and tell them. And
then I said to them, I think this would be
a great campaign, and they used it. Dream that up,
Come on, keep it green. You didn't dream that up?

Speaker 4 (56:36):
I did.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
And then they made it into a fire campaign. If
I've dreamed that among us about how he's not as
fast as fire.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Well, you're going to be really proud of me because
I and then the concert happened, and then and then
it was like get out of the venue basically, so
I left and I just seemed a little miss it
and I was like, oh my god, you just a
little message.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
It may have been in voice form.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
We want to hear that.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Ah nay. The year was two thousand and six.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
The service Finealedge Research quoit of research Report locked into
this safety campaign.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Involving none other than All Black Tan Manga. Okay, you
are reading, you're not.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Your laptop's closed, you're not even reading any Actually it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
At the stage now it's now impossible to guess, like
thinking you drink this.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Yeah, I know, damn anyway, No, I don't know. I
don't know the safety of this voice.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Wait, okay, yeah, maybe don't play it.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
I think I was just like, hey, man, like great,
gir loved it. Sorry, I didn't get to see you.
Maybe see you around Auckland fas Cross.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (57:48):
At eleven o'clock he texts being like, come hang out.
Come like we're having drinks, come hang out. I wasn't
bad the hell being responsible, be responsible because you be
Archers told me. Now it's about told me don't have
a late night, Haley, don't get carried away.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
It's a school night. You could you've got to get
up a four o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
And I listened and there I was in bed, I
sing out you guys owe me, Jason Momore the only one.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Nah are you still looking up the fire? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Yeah, screaming up more fire safety videos from the eighties
and nineties.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
You're mad mate.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Anyway, great night, great concert, Wolf touch a tar you
get to see them?

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Do go do it?

Speaker 5 (58:32):
Play Sims Fledsborne and Haley.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Jesus, the lads chat is out of control. I'm trying
to find a photo I sent to it yesterday. So
you go to your messenger, right, and you got to
like media and I'd say this, don't do that. Twenty
five videos, thirfty photos and the last day and I
think I went on our group chat once and went
to find some media that was in and there I

(58:56):
was just we're just seeing each other so many, so.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Much shit, so much. I found it.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
You may have seen this popping up on your local
community Facebook pages, and I've been puzzled as to how
every man and his dog can be a car groomer lately.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Right, Oh my god, you yeah, I know exactly what
you're talking about right now. It's wild. It pops up.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
It's like this one is an example, because this one
was the one that the community was really like, what's
going on here?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
As the leading car groomer detailer in Geelong, which is
in Victoria.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Yeah, that's out just our album.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
I'm committed to delivering exceptional results that exceed your expectations.
That the proven track record of satisfied customers. It consistently
referred to me to the net work, blah blahlah blah blahlah,
I'm guaranteed accepting new bookings and offer a satisfaction.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
They all read like this. Now these are in New
Zealand as well.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Yes, say this was on our.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Local Facebook page. Heaps of them lately.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Have you seen the ones where it's like down and
out those I thought you were talking about the ones
on the community pages and it's like, man, I didn't
want to have to get to this point, but here
I am, and I'm rooming cars. And then you go
into the comments to be like this guy's a scammer.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Yeah it's a scam so car groomer. I don't know.
I didn't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
But what about the actual car? I know, because that's
the other thing. There are a lot of car groomers
out there. So then but in the comments it always
says as a separate like underneath this person's post the
same person or post, feel free to pay me anyone interested,
and it goes like post post posts, So it's not
like he's gone back into the post and said, anyone interested,
pair me your car model for quotes, an availability, payment,

(01:00:26):
after service.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
It's a mobile service. We come to your doorstep right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
So I was like, what is the scam here, Well,
getting a clean car that's an anti scam. That's not
a set favor. Yeah, that's a pay it forward. That's
a service. So that and I googled it and it
was doing the rounds in America a couple of months ago,
which I can understand, but it's weirder that it would
happen here. Someone actually comes around. Somebody in America said
they've been saying this for ages, and it happened to

(01:00:52):
their friend. Their friend was just like, look, they're going
to do it for so much cheaper than an actual
like car groomer. And you know the old saying. Your
mother would have said it a thousand times. My mother
said it times. You get what you pay for. It
seems so good to be true. It is, Yeah, thatrobably is. Yeah,
this was mother's go to and all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
The fruit in the bowl I don't want Yeah, only
people get bored. Yeah exactly, we've got McNuggets at home.
Yeah they're not.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Did you have the dipping sauce too? And then we're
not going there. This was pre air fryer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Yeah, ages to head up and it never doesn't crunch.
The same didn't crust crunch them. So I found I googled, like,
what's the scam with car groomers? And someone in America
was like, so this happened to my friend.

Speaker 8 (01:01:37):
He got it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
They said the prices and real cheap. They came around,
they took parts out of his car while they were
grooming it, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Like, what have you got converter?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Yeah, the converters and hybrids are got a ton of
precious valuable metals in them. So pretending to groom your car,
but they're taking the parts out, which I can kind
of understand. And America it's a big place you can
kind of disappear, right yeah, and when people come and go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
But in New Zealand, if someone shows up, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Going to be like, oh, I know you took my wheel, Yeah,
and you went to sel with my brother yeah Steve's yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
So but I couldn't confirm that's what's been happening on
these because these are getting deleted as quickly as they
get put up on our right local Facebook page because
it's kind of cotton on to They all look the same.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Yeah, right, but it's a scam. But it's a scam.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
And in America, they come around and that steel parts
out of your car, and of course you wouldn't know
they'd be gone, and then you've got to start your
car and it's like it's just in the driveway, isn't
it either making a hal of a noise or it
just doesn't start at all, And it's because they've taken
parts out of the car and they're gone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Oh but then also they're probably yeah, and they're also
even if they don't come around to actually go through
with it, they know that where you live and that
you've got a car that they can steal. That was
another person's thoughts were that they would have your name, yeah,
some basic details your because apparently you could say, I

(01:03:03):
just chuck me the license thing, I can put it
in card gam. I can get all the details of
the car and then give you a more detailed quote
and maybe send me some photos and then I've kind
of got information on it if I want to steal
your car or steal parts from your car.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
I just went on the my local community page to
see if there was anything like this, and I love
this young seventeen year old entrepreneur here looking to bring
an honest mobile car grooming service.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Five years experience. Now you're seventeen.

Speaker 12 (01:03:28):
Yeah, you're telling me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
At twelve, your mum was like, go wash the car
or kick your ass. I love it. Maybe it was
telling me I love this seventeen, I said, ten years
mobile car experience.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah, washing it at mom and Dad's driveway and vacuuming
it because I was scared not to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Play in Fletch Vorne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Bag of the day day day day day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:03:51):
Do do do do do do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
do do do doude Dude, dude, today's this week's fact
that they famous national dishes that don't come from the
country you think they do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
By the way, Vorn just feedback, Yeah, loving it. Do
you remember that time you did calendar?

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
It was so embarrassed calendars. People loved calendars. Well, I
don't think they did. General feedback. We're on the street
with some box pops.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
It's a cult classic.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
At the time it was underappreciated, but you know, a
couple of months on the track, people are gagging for
a replay, a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Gagon for a replay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
So every June the fourth, every sorry it's the first
Friday in June. Okay, every year, and the u K
is National Fish and Chips Day. Now, we love fish
and chips here in New Zealand, don't we, Yes, we do.
I don't think they came from there, did they? They
did not come from it. I knew he was going
to say that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
That's the idea of the entire week. You not.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I reckon, it's not from the UK. I reckon, it's
not from the UK. I reckon coming from a different country.
Claimed that I beat. Yeah, I'll put money on it. Okay,
what country then, didn't mark?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Yeah? I was going to say a Scandinavian country.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Because the fish that they pickled their fish up is
it somewhere in Europe? It is somewhere in Europe, Italy,
not Spain.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
It's going to be costal. It's coastal, never coastal. It
was just crazy to want because he already just looked
in the country side. I thought every country was a
coastal countries, every country, water block of land was just
one big country.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
There was just big Europe. Yeah yeah, big Europe, Europe, Asia, Europegia.
Fish and chips.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
Fish may want to lack my lips, eat them for breakfast, lunch,
Anti fish and chips for me, I've never heard that song.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
I like.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
The jelly makes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Me scream mom headgers are pretty cool, but I like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Fish and chips best of fish and Chip's rule at
the end of that time when I went to one
scooter was this like a britch kid.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
The song came around in the eighties, not the fifties.
Fish and Ship yeah wow, makes me want to lick
my lips. I've never heard this song of tips from Portugal.
Remember we talked about it earlier in the week.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
These Portuguese, these cheeky Portuguese and the temporal. Of course,
they battered in deep fried things yum. They battered in
deep fried it and they on their many travels, took
them around the world. But it wasn't until like much
later on that it became England's national dish. So if

(01:06:54):
you think of English national dishes, it's all gross yeah yeah,
gross stuff peas yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, Yorkshire.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
But the roasts were like for the high and mighty.
It wasn't an everyday person because.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
They couldn't afford an oven.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
That's one of the many reasons that they couldn't enjoy
a roast. And they didn't have They didn't have a
King's Road Shop Norner No, it's named after the king.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
They still sing the Fish and Chip Shop that song
at school singing along. My kids came home singing it
a few years ago and I joined in and they
were just like, how do you know this song? I
was like I do was a child one. It was
huge in the nineties. I like green Ban probably.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Jelly makes me screen ships, Fish and Chip song New Zealand.
So many people messaging right in England. It just takes
an England national just tak a massala pink ice cream
lob me jommy makes me scream.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
My time is a pretty cool. I like fish and chips.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Best of all is not a great rhyme fish chips, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Relations chips, you've been missed out. We want to let
my lips listen to the second is a prey recorded
that was the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
You wouldn't encourage children to be aaty fish and chips
and break for stash chips for me. No, I like
peanut butter on my bread, maybe mom my honey instead,
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
I like spaghetti and cocoa pops. But fish and chips,
other tops, fish chips.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
My life on so many of these more versus, this
is the bongo drum and to load you're watching me,
this is the bongo drum.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Until even though this is more of a still nothing
more of them listening to the song right now, chips
makes me want to let my lips.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Keeping first ship, they go back to the gramananas and
pay guys. Okay, so they just repeat. They could have
cut that off halfway through. But yeah, so today's our
fact of fisher chips aren't even British.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Their Portuguese fact day day day day day do do
do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Play flits play It is so we want to know
from you right now if you have already ridden off today,
if you know that today is already a bad.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Day, because apparently, according to this research, by eight thirty
six a m. The average person has already figured out
if it's going to be a good day or a
bad day by eight thirty six, specifically, and that's based
around the time that like people wake up and they
start their day. They're laying the foundation for the day.
Brecky getting ready, planning, dah da da, the weather, we

(01:10:09):
see what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
By eight thirty six, were already decided.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Oh yeah, like if it's a grand cold day, that's
already like wake up, you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Do vase off, you've caught a shell, you know, you
get out the cold, you had a bed sleep. Here's
the top five reasons that people have already decided about
eight thirty six. It's a rubbish day. Yeah, forget your
phone at home. Number five for losing the keys. Then
you're like, you're rushing. They're late to work already. We

(01:10:36):
also like I get we get up in the dark,
and when you can't find your keys and you've got
to go, it's awful.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
I hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Number three waking up with a headache. Oh yep, that
was me this morning, but she sorted it. That was
also self inflicted. Yeah, Number two slipped poorly through the night,
and number one waking up feeling croc like when you're
just like, oh yeah, don't feel good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
So those are the reasons you can pull the day
back around that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
They will say, if things, if these things go wrong
in the morning and you can't get it together by
eight thirty six, the day is lost.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Or you wait, maybe you wake up to you wake
up to, you wake up to some bad news or
messages overnight.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I in general can turn my day around quite quickly,
and then I can turn it back. It's all about
your outlook, isn't it what you give out? You know
what I mean? What you put out into the universe
is what you receive for the day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Anyway, Women stop buying that nah, no way, Yes, a
stinky attitude because you know some great people and they
have ship timesags. Do you think about because we wake
up at like four something am, is our eight thirty
six more like a five something?

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Okay, Well, this is what we wanted to ask, because
eight thirty six has just been gone, has been and gone.
It is the time that people know if it's going
to be a bad day or not. What has made
this day a right off? Why is it bad already?

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Have you decided already? It's got a couple, get the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
This was me yesterday when I woke up early and
did nineteen kilometer run in my stupid garment. Only counted
eight thousand steps of it. Oh, garment, that's what you
get for wearing a stinky garment.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Garm and be kidding me. George's got a garment. How embarrassing.
Look I can see it, see it, I can see
the rest, Georgia. There's a first under your disk, quickly
get it? How many?

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
How many?

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
How many meters in the nearest golf hole? Someone? My
engine light came on this morning. I'm done like that. Yeah,
and that's all that's lots going to be not always though,
it's not always.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
It just comes off for fun?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
You know what if you're driving the Volkswagen between the key,
it's expensive. Someone else for driving the Volkswagen Polo. Yeah,
how embarrassing. Someone else's car didn't start this morning? Thirty
six morning? The days a right off. Okay, give us
a call eight hundred dollars at M We wanted you
to take through nine six nine six?

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Have you already decided that it's a bad day?

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
So study has found that by eight thirty six am
people know if the day is bad or not, if
it's a ride off, yeah, if they're done with.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
It, thanks going and you just go, oh wow, this
is going to be a bad day. And so we
wanted to know have you already decided by thy six
this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Turns out yes, Renee, you had decided before eight thirty six?
Today's a bad day.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Look, I think I've actually on my husband's day this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Oh have you?

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:13:28):
So our son came into our room early this morning saying, Dad, Dad,
I think the cows are out.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
So he jumps out of bed, just in the undies.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
I had unfortunately left the gate open last night.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Oh yeah, what these he's pretty thinking?

Speaker 10 (01:13:43):
Why did I marry a towne?

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:13:47):
So there were cows like trotting down the driveway and
all over around the house.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
And yes, yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Today was a bad day and it wasn't even eight
thirty six.

Speaker 12 (01:13:56):
No, And it's not a bad day for me, it's
for him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
So sorry about that, Yes, babe, I mean you go
and have a good day, lovely. It's a beautiful day.
So it's a positive outlook, isn't. It's what you put
you get there. Thanks for Anonymous, it's already a bad
day for you. Why is that?

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
Oh god, oh god, I am.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
I'm a contract though for a small high school canteen.
So there's me and one other worker, and I rolled
out of bed to play my wages to my staff
member paid my supplier.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Instead a rigmarole.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:38):
I then had to go to the bank and deposit
my own cash to pay your wages.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
But are Gon, we're gonna can cut a square weight
Lolly's anymore that you serve.

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
Probably our chicken burgers are the most popular, chicken and bacon.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
I'm in a sweet tree. What's the sweet tree of
the Canton?

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
Cookie, we do a similar version to the cookie time cookies.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Yeah, okay, yea, yeah, put in they do you let
the students hate them up for ten seconds in the microwave?

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
Yeah, it's not too busy about a thousand kids.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Wow, school Canton, you're running a village there. Well, I
hope that day gets better, Anonymous, Thanks for sharing. Chloe
By eight thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Six, it was a bad day, oh mate, four am?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
What happened at four am?

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
Well, I was staying at a friends house and my
son never weak the bed. But four am He's like, Mummy,
I wet the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
I did that every night. Count your lucky stars.

Speaker 9 (01:15:43):
And you know, I realize, Oh my god, my friend
doesn't have a mattress protector on the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Oh what kind of day where you are? What kind
of day is it? Dragged the mattress out on the deck.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Let the sun ht it.

Speaker 9 (01:15:53):
Yeah, so four am, two loads of washing down. I've
already spox seen the mattress showered a child. Yeah, it's
a day, great.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Day, Yeah, I see. I don't know if that day's
turning around that I would just write that day off.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
You do have Pip and your step Chloe would like
to hear it, or I keep it. Maybe day your bitch,
eight City Sex. The average human being has already worked
out if it's going to be a good day or
a bad day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
And John, you worked out well and truly by eight
thirty six it was a bad day.

Speaker 12 (01:16:24):
Yeah, I've worked up. My washing machine hates me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
I can.

Speaker 12 (01:16:26):
I've also decided that given I turned fifty one the
other day, I put my T shirt on this morning,
my work shirt, the one that I went and got
and thought was very flash and my belly was peeking
out the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Is it the washing machine though, or is it turning
fifty one that's made the belly peaking at the bottle?

Speaker 12 (01:16:42):
I think it's turning fifty one and it's got nothing
to do with and the washing machine had nothing to
do with the busies and chocolate up anything.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Yeah, you deserve some busies and chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Sound it might be running a hot washer and using
the dryer a bit too much because that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Shrink.

Speaker 12 (01:17:00):
Well, it's not going to get any worse this weekend
from Bevan either.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Yeah, you deserve it sounds like the whole week of weekends.
But we can do it. We can start to get
on Monday. We'll see you Mondaday, see you Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
Good luck for the Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Yeah, good luck for that Monday. John off the rest
of the week. The messages and why at eight thirty
six this morning? Was it already a bad day?

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
I dropped a bowl of Slimy Catfit all over my
foot and leg and then just got out of the shower.
It's going to be a bad day. Yeah, it's gonna
be a bad day. Been up well with my kids
since one am. Vomiting vomit bugs in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Suck. That's going to be a no, you don't. It
was clean sheets yesterday day? Yesterday? What on a Wednesday? No,
that's Sunday. It's a weekend thing. You don't clean sheets midweek.
Who's doing it on Wednesday? Can we do that? Silly
little pole? What day is clean sheets day? Saturday or something?

(01:17:51):
It's going to be a weekend to dry the sheets?

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
What if you work up today and you're like, perfect
day to get the sheets.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
I was gonna be raining a weekend, but I wouldn't
because it's when he slept on them for three nights
because I changed them on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
All right, you were out of whack, But okay, so
imagine it's next Thursday.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Well, I'm not going longer than a week.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Really, we're going to sell a lot of poll this
because this is what d'y excinating that there could be
some monsters out there?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Well, anyway, it was clean Tuesday. Yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
I found movement in the beard in the middle of
the night. It was my three year old sneaking into
our bed. And then work up this morning with a
big wet spot because done with today.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Done with today.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Got in the car after my husband husband had used
it and it had three kilometers of gas in the tank.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Apparently, Oh that is not on I hate that. I
thought this was just a wife truck.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Monsters had to get the kids to school in kindy
and me to work by eight forty five, I'm still
driving to work. Or you're ten minutes late because yet
to stop for petrol.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Been there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
I'm a project manager Monday to Friday. I wake up
and in the minute i'm awake, I realized it's gonna
be a bad day. I never get a phone call saying, hey,
great news, we're on schedule, or hey boss, no problems here.
Hey we just finished at project. It's under budget buender time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Yeah, we nawed it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
A couple of people's phones updated overnight and turned the
alarms off.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
That's an awful feeling. Not fixate yet, I feel like
that's a thing all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Middle of carving and rural mid Canterbury. The frost is frozen,
the milk pump now late for preschool drop off. It's
not even nine am. Well behind for the day. I'm
almost thinking to running it off entirely. I'll be going
home someone I said, I'll be going home after work
to a beard covered in clothes because of the one
thousand outfits I tried on this morning that didn't fit
right and I hated them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Yes, someone said, I snoozed my alarm this morning, so
I was really rush. Tripped over the dog, spilt hot
tea down my boobies, then tripped over on my own
feet opening the gate, and then hit my head on
the gate while I trapped now on the traffic.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
It's a bad day. Just got hamped it on how
the boobies are doing. How hot was the tea? It
gets Get a nice peck on those boobies for a
huge water on the boobies.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Yeah, there's one thing that show will give you. It's
good booby care. Always looking out for boobies, huge breast fans.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Across the board. We are the radio station of breast
lovers and breast owners.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
That's right across the board. My daughter decided to two yeah, yeah,
we're the radio. We chose a radio station for lesbians
famously love boobies.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Well, they love boobies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
They love boob anywhere the previous umbrella. They got them
and they love them. My daughter decided to tip of
milk and cereal on the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
We would never have been allowed to eat nowhere. When
I was a kid, our couch was already fifty years old.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
I feel like I grew up in a house where
everything was already ancient antible, but we would never have
taken cereal near it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
My god, did you read this?

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Parked outside of dairy No, a drunk homeless man mistook
my car for a wall and urinated on it. He
did on the passenger window while I was inside the car,
and I got to see everything.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Everything go home. Yeah, the day's done. Well. Congratulations to
you podcast listen. You've reached the end. So I would
assume if you've listened.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
All this way through, you're either asleep and which case
or do you enjoyed it? So drop us a review
and tell your friends that's how podcasts work.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
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