Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod -2nd September 2024

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Please it is Fleech worn and Haley. Thank you, Brian,
good morning, welcome to the show. Fleetch Fawn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
That the video and the photos of that plane landing
with the smoke coming out of it, or.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
There's been quite an increase in plane incidents recently, or
am I just more assumed to it.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
It sounds like someone wants to go on the Owen
whistleblowers over there.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Someone wants mysteriously disappear. Yeah, I just there. If you
had to evacuate the plane quickly, you'd grab your bag.
You're not meant to grab I'm not leaving my shoes behind.
If I slip those and.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'll tie those on quickly, you get that might leave
everything behind.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm like, but it's right here. I'll just grab it. Yeah,
I'll just grab it. I'll just grabe it. It's right here.
Excuse me, I'll just grab it. It's only ten kgs.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
The minute your plane sort of like valley slides onto
the ground.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You know, there's always those people that will stand up immediately.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
English exactly bouts off, bouts off the minute.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Gravy bag, get out.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Of there, gravy bag. Na that the people on the plane.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
No, I always think so because they've said that they
could see the smoke, because sometimes I was going fast
enough to smoke.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Would be you know, sometimes you don't know that you've
got a problem because you're not looking that way.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, until people are tuning it, you being like ignorance
is bliss. Yeah, it pulls up alongside. Yeah. A couple
of chances on the show today to go in the
draw to see Sabrina Carpenter live in the US or
sent out for the Activator the Top six on the Way, Yeah,
the top six ways.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Your classic key we name may influence your appearance as
you age.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Vorn. That's a mouthful, sure is Vorn.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
There's a big sidepost which is always like Fletch always
sends these bloody.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Stories just like we talked about it.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Be like by the way, that is a full blow
and psychiatric paper psychologist. Yes, it's like a where they
post all the psychology news.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, it's basically they they upload their PhDs and then
you read two minutes to process that and make.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
It tangibly, you know, behind the suggestible for the layman
behind the scenes. I love trucking Hailey into doing a
time using one of these papers.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Thirty seconds left on the song, and you'll be like, oh,
do you have that article? And I'll be like, oh,
Ye'll open it and it's yeah, sectally someone's what is
it citation or whatever? Like someone's well, just just certationous.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
This was interesting, though.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Is it possible your face gradually comes to reflect your
name as you age. The findings have been published in
the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. So give me,
I mean, twenty minutes to read this. We know, we
know a Karen that looks like a Karen. Karen's always
look like Karen.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I know a non Karen looking Karen, very young, funky,
left wing Karen chill age.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
She's aboun in. Yeah, she's ireen.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah different, that's different.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
I have never had a six pack. It is not
really very achievable, particularly for women. We like to keep fat,
keep the wormb warm.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, that's science. That's the fact that that's science.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Just like the baby wants to live there, it's shrouded
in fat. We keep that little bit nice and warm.
But you know, men, they want a sixpa.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
The same thing for my heart and my other organs.
I like to keep around there I don't want to
get card. I'm always running a couple of degrees hotter
than the standard. The wind doesn't cut through me as much. Yeah,
jokes skinny Benny.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, jokes on you, your cold child.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well, apparently there is a massive rise in plastic surgery
that men are having. It's called they're basically just getting
a six pack by having plastic surgery. It's called abb itching.
I just went on a couple of plastic surgeons websites
because this is big in Rio, like in Brazil and
Brazil which is like known for its plastic surgery, the

(03:54):
Brazilian Brazilian but.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Left, we always want the Brazilian. But but men are.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Going there because apparently one in five Brazilians are obese,
right and.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Bade are we one in three? Yeah, it's one of.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Us y one today. I'll take over tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
So they've had this massive rizing people who are having
this air bitching plastic surgery, which is slightly different to
just straight liposuction where you would just suck fat out
of the gut and that's it, right, They itch it
so they actually like go in with like an ultrasound
and find the you know, the right place to remove
fat and then put some back in so that it

(04:41):
defines it.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
So it's very like specific.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
But what if you've already got a belly, do they
they sucked away so they would suck so they are
getting liposuction, So.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
They're getting liposuction.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
But then they're going in and like adding little pockets
of fat in the right area, so it looks like
you've got a good, good, good six pack.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
But how long to say that? Yeah, that's my question.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
How long last for summer? So you get it down
to the start of summer?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
They say that I was just.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Doctor someone or other's thing air bitching for men that
it's long lasting if you may, if you keep up
with like a healthish lifestyle and keep your body fat
down where they remove the fat from that'll never come back.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Right, so you can get around it if you've got Yes,
you're kind of like bulging out the side that would
having a six pack but also having themff on tops.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, best of both worlds though, nice and
soft on the sides and then a rock and six pack.
But apparently, yeah, it's like huge now because you you
would think mostly that plastic surderu be women.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Now men are like flocking to get this done. Is
that the gay I'm not saying.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's it's specifically the gaze, but I have seen a
number of photos and it feels homosexually charged. Yeah, you know, yeah,
but yeah, apparently it's massive at the moment, and now
it's like spreading across the world America, Europe. People are like,
men are flocking to get this quick little face good.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Here's a photo of article like the Life of the Bruiser.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
This is minimal because of because of the way that
they do it, whereas a there's a photo of a
guy that a little before and after because of the
way that they do it with like keyhole surgery.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Right, I can't tell enough, you can't really tell, okay.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
And that they say that the time is like minimal
to heal and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I mean it looks pretty good. I feel like there's
a chance you're going to end up on botch. Yeah
there's one.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
But he had a very small belly before. Yeah, he
was a tender man. Yeah, with a small little pokoo there.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's what I was gonna do with the No, that's
one of those guys in his twenties and thirties that
eats whatever he wants. Yeah, and then all of a
sudden and his forties, he's finding he's got a little guts.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
You got a little shaker.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
It's gonna get it sucked down and etched gus and
to quite a respectable six pack there.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Lazy, though, isn't it? Its lazy go to the gym,
to the gym like everyone else.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
If someone said to me, If someone said to me
offered me a free package and they said, oh, well
we'll suck it out, we'll give you a six.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Pairs, well I say no, no, and lie about it
the rest of us. Yes, you've taken. You're getting really
in lifestyle change. Yeah it wasn't, but just say it was.
Plays Flipborne and Hailey's.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Terrifying photo from NASA. Here we go, now, don't here
we go? Me listen up, there's a photo. There are facts.
This is fact right now.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Now.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
We've been looking for Bigfoot for years, right, there's all
those photos of Bigfoot in America.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
And yeah, chasing me around the he's in the bush
always It always a grainy photos, grainy despite us all
having quite advanced cameras.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Like that big panther somewhere in Canterbury. So it's just
a big cat, right, do you know I was talking
to it's a feral cat. Do you know if feral
cats are a massive problem down south now here we
go he's been.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm all for that.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
You know how that that school does that cat hunt
and they shoot all the feral cats.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'm back on in a big way.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
And cats cats, Well.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
How you know my cat doesn't wear a collar, or
your cat's not on a farm in the middle of
nowhere he wanders.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, if he wanders all the way to a farm,
maybe maybe if he goes all the way to a
target maybe or northern Canterbury, maybe it's a swift bullet
was passed us here to remind him home and stay
bloody home. But people down there are just like, it's
just a feral cats get massive.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
But again they never take a good photo of it.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I know, you know zooming in mum, Yeah, do you
know what I mean? It ruins the quality of the photo. Well,
we've been looking for Bigfoot everywhere on planet Earth, right.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
And here's the mistake.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Bigfoot is on Mars and now we have we have,
But now you non believers look at this, what's that
that's Bigfoot on Mars. It's a rock that's actually Bigfoot.
So this photo has been released by NASA. They say
it's a terrifying photo.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's just a rock and as Bigfoot.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
It looks like Bigfoot, like a monkey man kind of
a thing sitting.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
On like a rock behind the rock, walking behind it.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
The reason it looks like a Bigfoot is because it's
got this like little extinction thing that looks like an
arm as a flak.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's a classic bookfoot pos where's mid stripe stripe.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
He's got a real swing on the arms, swing on
the leg like that and almost yeah, like he's doing
a side look like a man.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
No paparazzi, what's that. I'm just out here trying to
live my life.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
My holiday on Mars and not be bothered before I
head back to wherever I live.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
So this photo was taken by the Rover, the Spirit
Rover Spirit a number of years ago and it was
like this, you know, normal photo that people this week
have been zooming in and going.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Hang on a second, I recognize that. Cool. So now
that's big Foot.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Now you have to see the Reddit threads that people
are just the conspiracy theories coming out of this photo
that this is in fact big Foot and the reason
that we've never been able to find him.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Because he's travels. How does he survive in the atmosphere.
It's big Foot, man, it's big Foot. He doesn't.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
My only question, my only qualm about this is if
we have seen Bigfoot on Earth before. We've all seen
the photo of big Foot in the lush right and
he's looking at you.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
How did he get how did he get to Mars?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Now?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Do you think he jumped on the rock? Yeah? And
just going on, he's strong. He'd be a strong, strong
boydnkey man anyway. So we're gonna have to leave you
with that when we moved. There's another regret doing this.
Proof is in the photo. The proof is in the grainy,
grainy photo. The proof is in this grainy pudding.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Okay, plays fled worn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the
top six.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Hello there, top six ways your classic key name influences
your appearance as you age is the top sex and
it comes from a post from sipost.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Which is a website where all sorts.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Of papers, very intense medical papers are printed yeah. And
this one looked into as it possible that your face
gradually comes to reflect your name as you age. How
they did this was they were in a few different studies.
Study number one, they gave the participants one hundred and
seventeen people pictures of people and four options for what

(12:06):
their name might be. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, vibe check,
vibe check, and they achieved a higher than random result.
So obviously, if there's four options, random, twenty five percent
yeah likely to be correct all the time. Apparently in
the high thirties people could guess the name right judging
by the face. Then they did it worth the same
with kids' faces and actual names much lower, right, much lower.

(12:31):
So then they digitally aged some kids at with the
and said what are their names? And they were slightly
more accurate than when they were just judging by kids,
but not as accurate as the people who had lived
with that name for that time.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yes, because you grow into it. Yeah, come that. So
then they.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Took the people this is I'm telling you, I've read it,
and this is the I could possibly am. Then they
got a bunch of adults yeah, and said, can we
get photos of you when you were a kid and
attached the same name on it, and that number was
also low, indicating that as people age, you can work
out their name better because that age into their name.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
You're a Haley, definitely. I'm a Haley. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I think you're still growing into Carl, but you sort
of took on a second name name.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
You're more Flett. Yeah. Yeah. And Vaughn. He's a worn
a Vorn. I would pick it a mile away in
my life.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
That's as you say, like, as getting older, I'm thinking
about my parents very much. A Patsy and a Craig. Yeah,
i'd pick it at in a moment. My dad could
be a Mark.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
He could be a Mark. He's not a John though. Michael.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, but he'd be Mikey, wouldn't he cheeky?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
He'd be Mike.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
He's a cheeky boy. Currently rocking tequila hangover?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
That was yesterday? Was it?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I text my dad on Father's Day saying, like the
greatest stare was so lucky. I love you so much.
You just expect tequila hangover. I said, if you've been
a wedding, been at a wedding, hanging out with the gays,
you just said the gaze it's a couple that live
in the village they live in Italy and right.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
They're bad influences and the games just the naughtiest.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well, I got the top sex ways. Your classic key
we name influences your appearance as you age, Number six
on the list, it's Keith Keith one gonna hand up
with a mustache yep, hairy air holes yeah, clad.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Shirt yeah, and a hell of an nose one a
big hong absolute.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
If it's not grown in size, it's grown in redness
and verst capillaries and just it's filled out of the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Number five on the list.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Your classic the ways your classic ke we name influences
your parents is your age?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Donna Donna bone Thin.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Always looks severely dehydrated and has this weird sort of
natural tan, like an old old girl.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Maybe she's been in the sun. She was baby whirling in.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
The late seventies early eighties, and in her freckles and
moles just kind of joined.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Together to be forever John's leathery. Yeah, and she loves
a bourbon. I think, yeah, she loves me without saying,
but that's not an appearance thing. And I think that
she dyes her hair boxed and I read. Do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
She's got some red tinges to. Yeah, she's always got
a bad root.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Can she's got to Yeah, but she doesn't have the
money to do it. Why is she paying that? She
did that paying there?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
She did that in the laundry sink because it's a
big stainless steel sink and it's stainless steel, and does
the stain doesn't stick? Number four on the list of
the classic Oh sorry, the ways your classic he wouldname
influences your parents's you Ah, Brian short, sizable beer gut
and always has reading glasses that he keeps in his
top pocket because he's bugging if he can see it.

(15:50):
And sometimes it ever gets that I'll have to borrow
the missus glasses.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
He buys those ones from like the chemist, and he's
just got like six of them on rotation around the house.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, yeah, Brian man because he loves them all the time,
because he keeps them in his top pocket and he'll
bend over and they'll fall out and he won't even
know they've done it. He's got a pear in the
glove box the ute, of course. Number three on the
list of the top sex weighs your classic. He we
don't influences your appearance as you age? Sharon, massive old

(16:18):
lady tips.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, they're hanging midway, huge.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Old lady birds and I a sinewy calth but a
bulky quad. Great. Yeah that's what she's got. She's sure
as you sure, Yeah, Yeah, that's how your name influences.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Short here I reckon as well, yeaheah, just because it's easier.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
You got the mark gotta cut short when she became
a mum and just never so much easier maintenance.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's low mate, She's a woman you look at and
you're like low maintenance.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
She keeps it, she keeps going number two on the
list of the top sex ways your classic?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Can you name influences your appearance as you age?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Murray double chin, big e is and a bit of
a wattle from a Dickey knee.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, he's got to get that replaced.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
But he opted out of the knee replacement on the
on the private and she's on the waiting list.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
He's on the public waiting list. God yeah. And he's
got a couple of things to say about the government too.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I bet he does, because of how long he's waiting
to get this knee texinder.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's a.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Bloody beneficiaries of getting all the good stuff and he
can't even get knee replacement. Number one on the list
of the top six ways your classic cany we name
influences your appearance as you age, Susan, that's right, Karen,
you got off today. Karen's got off scott free, Susan. Siggimouth, Yeah, yeah,
just constantly looks like there should be a signy in there.

(17:44):
But yeah, wrinkled round meets there good time, SIGGI mouth dry, heir, brittle,
rutally try and not afraid to put a bit of
purple makeup on. Not she loves a purple I'm afraid
to put a bit of purple makeup on and a
black polo. Oh yeah, you're nice slumming all right, there

(18:08):
you go.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
She loves the charonay at the r A. Of course
she does.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, but now she's angry. She's gonna go outside to smoke.
That's bullshit, it's bullshit. She's about to smoke right at
the table. That is today's.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Play, Flitchborne and Haley, Thoughts and Princes.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's a tough time in Brazil at the moment. They've
just shut down x or Twitter. They the government have
and you know spirit all the content creators. How a
they're going to promote only fans.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
My god, how am I going to see their juicy
but toxo, I know.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I guess we all have to do our part and
in Brazilian only fans accounts.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, on our own time. I think you are? Are
you going to be all right?

Speaker 7 (18:50):
Really?

Speaker 8 (18:50):
Is think about our friends like thankfully x Twitter, which
i'll by the way, have delivered by account and have
never been off yes forever, but still haveailable in Venezuela,
Columbia and most.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Of Latin America. Okay, so you're okay? Because all right?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Well, authorities police and Rio distiononio last week, thank you
for confirming.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I wasn't sure what's the Rio g I've been talking
about the Rio Grande or Rio the underwear. Yeah ground, great, great,
the game exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Police swooped in Rio Dictionary last week sixteen search warrants
targeting claw machines machines, law machines, the second time police
in Brazil and Rio have targeted claw machines.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
They've got big bags of cocaine and the gangs like
a lot of the gangs in Rio are behind the
claw machines that you see like all over the city.
So they're saying it's rating them because they're rigged.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
All these drugs. They're raiding them because they're rigged. There's
no drugs. They did say, counterfeit toys like plushies. Yeah,
un licensed Disney products. But yeah, so they have carried
out all these raids. Not only were the machine stocked
with counterfeit plushies, but subsequent analysis of the programming of
the claw machines found winning pools were permitted only after

(20:17):
a set number of attempts.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I thought there was the deal with like a poke machine.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well that's exactly what they said. So it's it's like
pokey machines. It's like gambling where so they're illegal. Oh right, Yeah,
I've never won on a corn machine ever. I've never
picked up.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I've seen you, I've seen you one that Minion's toy.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
At that time, I wanted my greatest corn machine moment
because I love a claw machine. I used to go
to a supermarket where we used to live. It had
a Colrmichhiner and stop every time.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
On the way. Really, and they are that can be
set to be week week. Yeah. I like the term
in the industry is wristed. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
If I don't know, my greatest cloring moment of all
time that will never be really August second birthday, we
went to Rambow's end.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It was a poor machine with frozen toys in it.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Okay, and I see I had five dollars and I
put it in.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Gave me three grabs.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, I grabbed on number one, closely missed all off,
closely missed to Elsa in the bag, got it, got
Elsa in the bag, grab three Anna in the bag.
August Anna handed Indy Elsa.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Because that's the older one.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Always has to be Elsa and your wife and.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
They were like, what about me, I'm all she's old. Yeah,
got big Christophe energy, she does.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
And we walked back and my kids just thought that's
how claw machines worked.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh, you put money and you get someone out, you
always get three time. No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
They're hard, but yeah, because of the weak clawn. So
there also what's happening to these gangs. Embarrassing though for
the gangs, you know, they're.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Just showing down the good old days with gangs appeared
murdering people.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah, stuff, they're just I mean, they're still doing that.
They're probably actually just using them to loan the money.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Clean the money, think about it. That's it. Yeah, that's
probably what they're using it.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
When do you get these thousands and thousands and thousands
of dollars from claw machines? Man?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
People know? Wait, how are they laundering it? Using it?
What do you mean how are they laundering it?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Because when you give the money and put the money
into an account, you say where is it from?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
You say it's from that's saying tens of thousands of
people are using yeah, and pumping and.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Rolls of twenties.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Everywhere machine is pumping in twenties.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Play play cm F.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Silly.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,
silly little sell a little pold. Do you hate watch
TV show on movies? I reckon?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Do you know who I reckon would be guilty of this?
I reckon? Do you know who I reckon would be?
Boyfriends who hate watch Kashians Kardashi is married at first
sight below Dick who are watching be like, oh my god,
it's so intolerable. Then they're like well, what does Stacey
do next?

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Though they hate they're hooked, They're hooked. Wow.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Seventy four percent of people said no, six percent of
people said yes, they have They're still fascinating.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Who are these twenty six percent? Em it's one of them.
He says.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
My friend made me hate watch a Lot of Lovers Blind.
What an atrocious show?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
So bad, And that's rich coming from me. I love
that one where they they don't ever see each other,
they talk through a war, get to know each other,
and then at the end they can only hit together
if they get if they get married.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
How big is the hole in the wall, Like could
you fit something through it? Like a hole? It's like
it's you know, perfect sign.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
And it's not an eye level so there's no sneak peaks, no, no,
no kind of cross it's not super low yet, it's
not feet level.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Level kind of like waste level, waste just thing.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, Lauren said, my husband works in special effects. I've
had to hate watch several horrors slash thrillers that I
normally avoid because he's worked on them and done special effects.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Well, but then you can ask questions like how did
they get the blood squirting? And you know what they
make the blood out? Yeah, what's the perfect blood the
syrup treacle?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, Jackson released the perfect recipe for blood a because
when he used to do the glory ones.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Coloring and treacle because it's thicker.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, Samantha said, No, I didn't realize this was a thing. Yeah,
like yeah, there are so many great hows about my
recommendation for you, Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I told you you'd like this show.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
No, no, no, no, I recommended it to you. No,
you did, and you started watching it first.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
He didn't.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
He didn't you recommend it to me because it's I've
got Irish accent in it?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, and can And then I said it's on my
left And I told you that people have been very
much saying I should watch this.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
You started first, and then you're trying to climb the record.
He never wants to give me the glory does?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I recommended it to both of you, and we'll just
call it there anyway.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
It's great you knew Will Carr park that hit me up,
not by saying, hey, born, how are you both?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Straight away saying have you started watching? Can you? Now?
That's the woman that I'll always say she recommended it, right,
I reckon I've worked is watching it. That's more scenes,
the best one she's she is in season two. Yes,
gorgeous because I thought vulnerable. Season two she's gorgeous. She's

(25:40):
got an Irish accent.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Not that not that Irish woman are gorgeous, but she
doesn't look like a stereotypical irishman.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Irish like her. Oh wind if she's been on air Lingus.
Oh she'll be on the La La la Lingus. I
stick it to Ireland. They do have boats. She's there
are boats. She's better than a boat.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
My point is that there's so much great TV, Like,
why watch something you hate? Yeah, Manifest, says Stacy.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh my god, I hated it so much, but I
need to know what happened.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Watched all the season, look forward to watching the episodes
and hated them, hated watching them and tease them the
whole way through.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
What a stupid show was? I was at the plain one.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, I started watching, and then I read reviews and
apparently it got a bit weird and mat tapped out
Manifest one of those shows that apparently never did well.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
And then when on Netflix, I always remember saying like, yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
This capsule shoes Netflix Boz watch shoes always, and then
I think.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
They did another season or something. I don't know. This
woman hated it. This woman's got a name too. I
should say it.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
You're going through like five or six seasons and still
hating it like she hated it.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Watch something else.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Susie said, fucking too much choice out there. If you
don't like something, stop watching it.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Whints something you.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Do, like Pelicity. I ain't got the attention span to
hate watch anything. Pro to stick to the hate follows there.
Yeah that doesn't take much time, does that? It's a
lot easier. I do it when I'm sick, says Brittany.
And I watched seppy Hallmark slash cheesy romance movies with
terrible dialogue. Actually, yes, me too sometimes, Nicole said, yeah, yes,

(27:14):
I'm still hate watching Shortness Street.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Ah, don't be son.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
To support the New Zealand television and three nights a
week because.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Cuffanger right. Margarete says, life's so short to waste it
on bad TV movies. Ma, it's Margarita, it's Margaret Reader
or Margaret it's m A R G R mark E
E T Margaret, it's Margaret. I beg your pardon, sincerely apologize, Margret,
what about me? You should apologize to me?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Oh no, I'm just apologizing because you said, why are
you saying it like that, nopolizing? Her name wasn't a name,
and it is a name.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I'm not apologizing to you, ever. Please apologize to me.
Shannons Is.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
I think the three words Emily in Paris.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
It looks so bad, so bad, and I'm watching it.
So I'm watching it. Are you watching it? I just
put it on when I'm cooking in the background.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
There.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I know better than that. I just finished Succession. That's
how much better I am.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh my god, Yeah that's great. You know, ten years
too late. But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
You got there in the end. That's a little.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Puny and Haley Well in New Zealand last week announced
they're like it's that kind of season where all the
companies are like, this is how much we earned, this
is how much we didn't.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, but something that came out of that last week
in New Zealand is holding ninety million dollars in unused
travel credits. You know, since COVID people canceled their flights, they.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Got a credit. Yeah, but we ninety million. I had a.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Big in New Zealand credit from the COVID time.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
And you nom that up, didn't you. I nombed it up.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
And I just basically felt like I flew for free
for a year or so because Aaron and I have
a big trip planned and it was in New Zealand,
and then we I just chopped away at it. You
don't just sitting.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
There, well, people are leaving it sitting there.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Quantus the same like in they got they had an
expiry dat on their credits. Actually in New Zealand do
as well the end of December this year. But Quantus
came under under fire because they had eight hundred million
Australian dollars.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Worth eight hundred million yep. That was in twenty twenty three.
Suck great believe.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
So yeah, Apparently in New Zealand's the expired day for
in New Zealand's unused credits this ninety million will be
December twenty six, but he said customers have been warned
a lot.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
They've been December the twenty sixth or twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Six, the twenty sixth of this year this year.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
So apparently there are people out there with more than
five thousand dollars worth a credit. He said that those
people Australia, those people have been contacted individually. But yeah,
people are being emailed and they're told, hey, you've got
this credit, use it. But then I'm guessing, like can
you give it you? I don't think you can because
you send your name. But I mean I guess you'd
go to book a holiday and there twice as ye credit,

(30:17):
take yourself to cross Yeah, not the family, just yea,
not the family, just your long book.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
A long way out just yeah expensive fly you got
a weekend a way but if you hit five grand
you would surely just in the next month or so,
you just have a nice little weekend in Australia.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
You only have to book before the twenty sixth of December, right,
so just book something for like way next year. Correct.
But then again like constant living crisis, like even then
you've got to pay then you get there, but then
you gotta pay for your accommodation when you get there.
It's like I'm guessing people are just like no, no, no,
you just fly there and turn around and fly back.
You just enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Be beautiful Changy Airport, Oh yeah, lovely.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
The Doha airports gorgeous. Just have a have a have
like a lunch and then fly back an airports.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Some of the airports have got Gordon Ramsey with you
know Gordon Ramsey restaurants. You could fly to, say Doha,
have a little Gordon Ramsey is fly there, but we'll
fly where they go Singapore chant they could airports.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, incredible. Butterfly got a butterfly g got a big
waterfall to have lunch. Butterflies come home. It's quite cheap.
Does he give me an extra bag of chips? Last week?
I thought that was Oh, did they got this big boy?
He needs an extra bag of chips? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Just really, But it's probably just a load of people
that have like one hundred dollars flight here, a two
hundred dollar flight there, and people just because I've got
a voucher that I need to use by December and
it's there, but I always forget.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Does it get good enough? I think so? Yeah, Like
if people don't use it by December twenty.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Sixth, I think so, yeah, that's why've got a fiery
days right. Otherwise a company has to hold it as
a gift cards. Yeah, it's like a debt or a
debt against the company.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, I've got to account for it. What's your voucher
that you've got to use up?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
It's for a really fancy bar in Auckland where there's
actually not They actually do things a little bit differently, okay, right,
but there's no menu and they just ask you what
your vibe. They do a vibe chick and they make
your drink based on your vibe.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Check. Oh placed by my place? Is how close to yours?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
You that?

Speaker 9 (32:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, yeah, it's interesting to see what they think my
vibe is. So you you go in and what I
love is that they'll spin it cheer, but they'll spin
it backwards and they'll straddle the chick. Oh yeah, that's
lone starring like my bros. My bro's. How we going today?
What are we feeling?

Speaker 9 (32:49):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I look at you, sir, see what he's going to
spin my vibe though, because that really makes me feel
negatively because.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Backwards and I'm just I thinks he's cool looking at you.
You've got big Madori energy, but something bright and paint.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
You look like a mango man. You know he's going
you look like a little melon man. What are you
going to do a melon manes like, we're two thirds
of the way to a traffic light.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah right, I wouldn't be mad at a little boozy
traffic light. I'll help you spend that voucher. I need
to spend it. I think I've got three weeks. Okay, okay,
I'm here if you need me.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Now we know producer Shannon is married to a magician.
Not married to but you know, maybe one day. Look,
she just looked at me and was like, hey, hey,
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
As with a magician, she knows the power of magic.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oh my god, he'll be able to hypnotize her to
think they had a really expensive wedding. No need, we've
got just two memory. She'll be like, I had the
best wedding day, but that never happened.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
He mentalist to.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah, they had saved himself forty thousand dollars McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, and remember all those people there, Yeah, yeah, and
you were in that beautiful custom gown. It was from
Miru or something. Yes, I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
You know that cheap Maru in I Rrou and the
mall and everything's ten dollars version of it's like new Surprey,
is it?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
It's like modern day Surprey. Yeah, my t shirts, you know,
I loved my daddy's little shirt. No, and then you
might find one there. I feel like something. I feel
like I got magiced.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I know you were going to call me out fletch,
because we hang out with show doctor Dr Shawney on Friday,
he joined us for a lovely lunch.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
We had a lunch. We had a lunch and I
didn't ask him any medical question, and maybe within half
an hour, I was like looking no, So we meant
shorn off the train and I timed it. We hadn't
just walked around the corner. It was less than fifty seconds.
You know that I was suffering with a full face
rash almost, Hayley said, Doctor Shawney, can you look at
my full face rash? She had a full face rash

(34:53):
came from nowhere which you couldn't see, I know, but
it was in the light.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
It was tiny little dots from from foehead chip and
I don't know where it came from.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
And I wanted him to have a little look at it,
because he likes to look at my rashes.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
I also wanted to get him to look at something else,
but he told me that he wouldn't have a look
at that.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, he didn't want to have a look at that.
He was looking at your skin and the scared geez.
I said, look, don't know what do you think of this?
But here, well, guy, it's his day off.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
He was actually and then he was reading my medical reports.
He was really into it, I think. But well, the
strange thing to me was I had this whole face
rash last week. Nothing I did work like. I was
like wearing no makeup. I was putting hydrodquartersone on it.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I was doing this, this is this.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Nothing was working. It was really irritating me. I mentioned
it to doctor Shawney. We went to lunch, came back
to your place and was gone. Now I'm suspecting some
kind of wizardry here. I'm suspecting some kind of magic.
He didn't even touch it.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Could be chicken, we had No. It wasn't fried chicken,
was it? What could it have been? Your very bramble cocktail?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
All that your body needed was a little bit of
aoo On the weekdays, I an your body has read
it's a revolution happening with them.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
It's not happy. I said to doctor Shawnes, said, you've
healed me.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
He was like huh And I was like, oh my god,
I told you about my rash and now it's already gone.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
He was like, this is how dangerous health conspiracy start.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
I thought it was pretty amazing that it's got completely
gone now all through the powers want to think show
doctor doctor Shawney for healing it with having my power
of positive think you're.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Having another booze free week. Well no, because Vaughn's just said,
I'm a look at me, hey, look at me. I'm
not listening to the doctor. Now. I didn't drink all
week and I got a full face rash. Well again delicious,
and she's rash has gone in an hour. Play play

(36:51):
let me take you back.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
It's a day called Saturday, Saturday, the thirty first of
August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
It's blimber, it's the second it's the b blah offlo them.
Do you know that next month is October? In November
daylight savings, what four weekends away? Just going to get
to Christmas and then it'll all calm down.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
So on Saturday night Shadow was going out for dinner
with some friends because a few of that she's all
of her friends had started to turn forty.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh, she's an old girl. February she's an old dum.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
She's an old duck. I'll be looking to trade her
and over summer. Actually, So if you're young, yep, that's me. Yes, Ma,
that's me and not you, I'll be taking application.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
So if you're young and old and not Hailey, okay, yeah,
what's wrong with me? All right?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Also, I'm thinking when I do it this, when I
do this again, my second trade in my second smissus
Smith two point zero?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Do you like going out?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
If yes, the answers union now reply okay, and boy
hate spending money.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I ain't spending money. Then I apply within. I'm a
frugal homebody. But are you hot?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
And people always asking where you're from and you say
New Zealand and they say no, like where are you originally?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Where are your people from?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
The racially always confusing, apply with it. But you've got
to be frugal. Yeah, and you've got to be a homebody.
I also don't want any more kids, so you've got
to learn to love my two Yeah, right, and they're
nearly done. To be honest, I don't think anyone fits
the bill. I'm just gonna go to the I'm gonna
go bush. Okay, I'm not getting rid of it.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I think she's sitting she's sitting as straps. Yeah, really
keeping get me get back in the good books here.
So she was out for dinner with some friends. And
you know what I mean it, Yeah, I know sometimes
I want to, but I know that that's your cake.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
No, but if anyone you have a little smack of
the cake.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
So she was out with friends and I said to
the girls, my two daughters, if you've just joined the show,
I'm vorn.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I've got two kids. I live on a farm each
and I sound the same, but we live very different. Lifestyles.
Were quirky, we're cute. We've been together for twenty years.
And this is Haley. I'm fresh and I'm new, and
I'm young.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
She's a woman, yeah, and I'm a lady's lady of
that matters. Boy, boy girl, that's how it works, ess
the recipe the morning radio radio boy two women, Oh god,
what if they both studmon straighted? So born here, two children,
and I was in charge of them. I don't say

(39:30):
babysit because they're my kids. And if you're ever a
father and you say I babysit my kids, smack yourself
in the face your children.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
You're not babysit.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
If you ever see a mum out and about, don't
ever say I was born home babysitting the kids.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yeah, I'm just having some time out. So she was
having some time out with her friends and I said
to the girls, you name it, what do you want
for dinner? And they're mucked around. They mucked around, and
I said, you've now passed the point where we can
make it. We've got to get takeaways now, which I
think was part of the plot genius, I said, of
the getting. Then we heard no one could decide, And

(40:03):
then we said, is it time for the almighty return
of the butter chick and Nuggets to the smith House?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Oh my god, because there's nonalds now near our houses.
You bet.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
We don't need to travel. Because this is the thing
about butter chick and nuggets. Yep, you've got to order
it so they're both ready at the same time. Yes,
nuggets take less time.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah. Now, we used to have a bit of a
drive to the Nonalds.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
So by the time he got back to the local
curry place, of which Haley and I disagree. Her shitty
little village doesn't have any no Indians, no, no, no Indians.
There's Indians, but there's no Indian's a big sign on
the way and.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
That's disgusting. The heritage just around the corner from mine.
So that's six. We worked out that there's six Insian.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Indian restaurants in Kuma Yeh, which is my little West Auckland,
and one river Shire, and there's six more.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Actually, I want to come out and say I'm team
seeing them Shaky Flavors.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Okay, So we go to Shahi Flavors. Yeah, and we
ordered the sauce, but we don't need all the chicken
and the butter chicken, do you sy butter chicken?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I says, can't be a surprise because I have for
years only done no just sauce and nan yum yum.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Well, I don't think this guy. There was three of us,
and I said, can I guess some chicken chili?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Momo? Did you guys know that there's a.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Dumkay sensational two garlut cheese nuns?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah? Yeah, cheese. Apologies, let'icious bread. Put butter on it. Okay,
we'll put butter on it. Put garlic on it. Okay,
we'll put garlic on it, put cheese on it. You've
gone too far with a brown heritage and you putting

(42:04):
cheese on our bread. Afterwards, I want one stuff with chocolate, yes,
and to me.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
So we get two garlet cheese nuts the momos and
I said, and just like a tub of butter chicken sauce.
And this guy's looking there's three of us, and I
think he's thinking, there's no, that's not enough. You like everybody,
it's not gonna be enough to with the protein. And
he said, you don't want chicken. I said, no, I
don't want chicken. If you can't do it without chicken,
I'll take the chicken. That's fine, love the chicken tendory.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
And he's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
And I said, well, tonight at our house it's butter
chicken nugget night. And he's like, what is about a
chicken nugget? And I said, as you buy butter chicken
sauce and you put it out.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Rice optional rice, you don't need the rice.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
You don't need nuggies and then you just dump hot
nuggies in them, and then you fork the nugget. You
get the nuggies and you drown them in the sauce
and you and then you go and you eat the
chicken nugget with the butter chicken sauce, so you get
like the crisp of the nugget.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
You've got to get it.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
While it's don't don't over soak, don't soggy cereal. You
want to crunch of the nugget completely driving the butter
chicken yours. And he just looked at me, and it
was almost like the whole restaurant. Everyone walking by record screech,
and they also loved to me.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
His ancestors came and he said, and we talked about
that for a while and I described it more detail,
and he said, it sounds like a disgusting miracle.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's such a good description. And I was like, that's actually, yeah,
so young.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Because we did you broad in buttered chicken once and
we ordered some Nannies nuggets and you and I flitch,
but I don't know that you were were hungover.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
In a concert or something.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, unbelievable, just what we needed. Yeah, because at our
house it was a mistake. The first time it happened,
there was left over buttered chicken yeap, and then the
thing the girls were just like, what will that?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
What will that be? Like delicious?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
So someone else, people messaging hear me out buttered chicken
loaded fries say no more.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I mean in the UK they do curry sauce on chips,
but of butter chicken sauce with young fries and then cheese,
maybe some bacon bits, some salur cream.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
This guy putting bacon bits in a buttered chicken sauce,
you've taken it too far.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
We're talking a sort of unloaded fries. Now you're doing
a weed wishing loaded widges but a bit of a
poutine vibe. Yeah, but the gravy's buttered chicken loaded or
a pile of loaded nuggets. Okay, because that can do
with some cheese, nugget fries, salad yep, with the any

(44:46):
curry sauce over the top. Buttered chicken is nice. But
I only get it because that's what the kids can do.
Val Oh yeah, delicious, corm warm creamy cream and buttered chicken.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Oh someone said, butter chicken fries have actually been a
staple at Auckland UNI for over a decade in.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
The food halls. Have they historically please to see it?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
There should be condiments, you know, you can pump pump pump,
the tomato sauce pump pump pump, the mustard pump pump pump.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, it's amazing. Get it done.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Next on the show, when you to talk about the
cutest couple at the Paralympics and the Olympics, everyone's following
them on socials.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Is a thing Flebourn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Everyone is utterly obsessed with Tara Davis Woodall.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Who is She was in the Olympics. She's a long
jumper and she won gold. We never did long jump
like that at school, Like we just ran right up
to the thing and then we're like, but they do
the big like.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Skip skip peep skip jump. That's triple jump. You're describing
triple jump long jump still a long jump? Is that
you were just striving triple jump triple jumps.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
We used to call the hop skip jump. I know, man,
they can fly. Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
So Tara Davis Woodle she won gold and everyone followed
her because she did it.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Oh Lah i did a big jump. Woo gold God gold.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
And she runs to the crowd and she runs the
downs with her husband. His name is Hunter and he
is a Paralympian who was now running.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I believe I think it would Hunter Woodle.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
He's a he's a runner, runner, sprinter, sprints, right, So
he's in the Paralympics now, and everyone's following because now
she's supporting him, and he supported her through the Olympics
and now she's been supporting him through the Paralympics and
it's really cute, and the couple goals and they went
on social media because everyone's been following them, being like

(46:50):
who was this cute couple?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
And then Tara and Hunter were like, oh my god.
We trained together all the time and then we drive
to practice together and we really like each other.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
And I was like, wow, marriage j that's like every
waking hour of the day together.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, I require a little more space, but it's really cute.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
So they're basically working together, right, They've trained together this
whole time. They've both made it into the Olympics and
Paralympics and it's cute.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
It's real cute. So he's in the men's one hundred
meters on September first, which is right now.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Basically it may have already happened, and then again the
next day and she's there supporting him because you know
that's cute.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Anyway, I was.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Almost need to with that intense level of training, you
would need someone that understood it, right, So that's athletes
with athletes work as they understand what it takes.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Because if you were an athlete and you were with
somebody who was just like, why aren't you with me?
Why don't we get better chicken and dip nugs in them,
You're like, because I'm trying to prepare for the lamp backs. Yeah,
it's got everything you need.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Fast photo, mid jump, like she all through the air.
She's amazing and he's amazing to.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, you would need someone that understood you understood the Yeah,
they're intense nature of it.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Maybe it's a little much for me. And this is
why I wanted to get some calls in and some
cassages from our listeners. Do you work with your partner,
your husband or your partner or your girlfriend, your boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Well, a lot of people mate it work exactly and
like how is it? Is it a positive thing? Maybe
they're your boss. Maybe they're in like a superior you
know position then you are or you used to be.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
And it wasn't a positive thing because it ended because
you saw each other every minute of the waking day.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I know, I like to leave the house. You know,
you don't know what you've got till it's gone. And
then you come home and you're like, Okay, I've had
a bit of space. It's still here, yeah, still here.
I reckon, I'm going to put a parking lot over
this place.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Anyway. This is what I want to know, is like,
was it successful? Is it a strange experience, or maybe
you really love it working with your partner? Give us
a call. I want hundred dance at emoson number you
can take through nine six nine sick. Do you work
with like, do you have the same job as your partner.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
There's a cute Olympic couple ones in the Olympics, Ones
in the Paralympics, in the Olympics. Yeah, they're both in
the Olympics and it's really really cute.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Now, Brooke, you work with your partner? Hi, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
So.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
I'm an early childhood teacher and she she used to
be a teacher, but has now changed to the administrator, right,
and we met at the workplace. But for us it
works really well. I mean, we've got kids, and if one.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Of them is the way sick, we just say to
the boss, hey, you know who can you miss for.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
The day sort of thing, and they're really understanding and
will often send her home.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
With the kids.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
And you've got the double greatness there of really in
doctrine and those kids with the gay agenda.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
So yeah, you don't know, we're getting your kids and
we're making them. We're making them. That's great.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Yeah, And I worked well for us, And I mean
there's other I mean, if I'm doing Matt time and
I need some resources, I'll say, hey, can you print
this for me or laminate this for me?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
And she's always happy to do. What if you're having
an argument and she doesn't want to laminate your stuff,
don't know, I.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Guess I'll just do it myself.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
But how do you keep your like personal life out
of it. I mean, that's what I was struggle with.
We had to fight the night before.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
I'd be like, yeah, there have been times where I'll
just kind of keep my distance and stay on the
other end.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
We're not really friends today. Love that amazing brook. Thank
you Jinna. You you work with your partner?

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Yes, I do for about two years now. We work
for Toyota, New Zealand, and I mean it's great. We
don't really have any downfalls that much.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Really, So when you do you do? You do you
live together? Obviously?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Then we have a child, so love together, have a child, Dory.
Do you go to work together?

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Yes? We also commute an hour every day and oh wow,
good morning. Because you know you guys are lesbian stations, big.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Fan of the lesbian relationship.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
So when you spend this much time together though you
live it together. You're driving this commute together, then you
work together and you're driving the commute home, and then
you're living together.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Like do you ever run? What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Are we're talking about what's for dinner? To night?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
It's Haley's worst night there. I require a little space,
but it works for you. That's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Making ever blame your partner for the yearbag recall the
latest airbag recalls and stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
It's because it's all every now and then there'll be
a break recall record. I was like, yeah, Jinna, thank you.
Some more messages and apes. We didn't ask what they
were driving. Big the wife of the partner was in
the car. No, it's got to be a man's to
BT fifteen. Toyota drives a chosen of the lesbian nation,

(52:13):
but they work for Toyota. Do you know what? Are
you driving?

Speaker 5 (52:15):
A Corolla?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Sensible car? Lesbian car?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
BT fifty it's the lesbians and us.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Mum and dad had been married for fifty years and
have worked together for twenty eight of them. Oh wow,
that's it. I met my husband at work eighteen years ago.
Worked together for somebody else worked together for their husband.
But when I got made redundan and he was the one.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
That didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Oh my god, Hey babes, my love, come on in.
First of all, West Groot, Sorry and advice. Also West Road.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
We'll get taken away. Do you get some money? I
know what getting takeaways? We're broke, we're bread, we're in
big trouble.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Somebody else said, oh I bought my husband and I
bought a business and we're working together.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
But I saw us out of them. I didn't like,
Oh wow. I left the business because I wanted to
put our marriage first.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Got a job sixteen years later, still in that job,
still together, he's still doing that business.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
But because you're different, right at work? Kind of like
at work, I'm sort of like fun and joke. What No,
I'm a butchert home.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Jesus, are you a bitch at home? I hate to
see it.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
And Haley, as far as they yesterday, it was what
did you get? I got a personalized bottle of whiskey?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Knows how did your kids find that? That's great? And mustache, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
A bottle was and then went on August shoulders because
August has got the baby your face and.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
He put the makeup and then the trench coat and
yeah that makes sense, no shoutout took care of it. Well,
she's not your daughter. That doesn't make any sense. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
I got a card and I had a chicken on
the front of high vers and work boots and that's k.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
That was Kurt, A lot of ticket that did not
win anything. Yeah, and the use of case paper look
like goes all out. Yeah, that's full on a yeah,
never got that hard.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah, I text my dad, yeah, call text and yeah, yeah,
I called my dad and when he answered, we're wearing
exactly the same clothes. Yeah, dad, that's totally happening. A
fine man turn into. So part of Father's Day was
we went out to lunch with Chardet's dad. And I've
talked about a lot on the show. Is karaoke going houses?

(54:41):
Recording career fantastically?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Will he ever do a concert of sorts? Share these songs?
I've always said he should do a duet with Hailey.
Oh no, he's very much wants to sing with Hate.
I think he should open for me when I do
my next shot. Oh my god, he would love that
as the crowd's coming. When we lasted FVH LI, he
should have opened for us. Yeah, but he was away.
Oh okay, if we ever do it again, he could

(55:05):
definitely open from this. You know, just jump in with
a thousand people.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Why not?

Speaker 9 (55:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Yeah, you get get straight in there. Yeah, sing a
song or two. No, that's going well. He's recording lots
of songs. So we went out for lunch. We went
to yum Cha.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Great, haven't had a yam Cha for a law like,
haven't had m Cha since we did as a show
about three years ago. It's so good. So went to
yum Cha.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Halfway through he announced the table that was very kind
of us to take him out for lunch and.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Take care of the bill.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Just he established at that stage that we were paying right,
but beyond the shadow of a doubt just before he
ordered more things. Yeah, I think that was just before
he got the tripe off the trolley, okay, And so
he said that. And then because he was on the
other side of the table, very hard a hearing, which
is why he was an audiologist for his entire life.
If you're in Hamilton and you had you know someone

(55:55):
who's had a hearing, chances that he fitted it to
them right.

Speaker 9 (55:58):
He did it forever, but refuses to get hearing it
or they costs money, not like spending that money. As
established with we're all going out for Father's Day. I
don't know it's Father's Day, so we were probably going
to pay anyway. I just foud it funny that he
really asserted halfway through that he wanted us.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
I know we were buying one hundred percent, And it
was at that stage that Charda said to me, I
guess I'm going to have to get that money out
of my only fans account to pay the bill. To
pay the bill as a joke, she doesn't have an
only fans as far as I know. Uh, and we
have joked about sitting up on only fans in this
cost of a crisis. Yeah, we're just about really trying
to find out niche.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah, I don't want to do face. You want to
do pretty good obscure things. Obscure angles. No, no, like
obscure us. Okay, weird stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
So she said, I guess I'm gonna get that money
out of the only fans account. And that's when Indy
looked at Indye, my daughter, who's twelve, looked at.

Speaker 10 (56:55):
Us and was just like, she knows what only fans
And I was like, I love. I was like what,
and she's like what do you know what an event?
She's like, yeah, I've heard of own fans and dealers
with them.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
They have. And then August is like, why do you
guys talking about ten? Yeah, mom's got an only fans account.
I've got a photo of August.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I know, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
She's just like and that gasp was held long enough
looking around the entire restaurant that I had had time
to get my phone out.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
And take a photo of this ongoing gasp. But no,
we established mom doesn't have an only fans account it Joe,
but they knew.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
They just it's just part of like zeit guys, the zeitgeist. Yeah,
pop culture is at the point where do they know
about it just watching videos And someone mentions that talking
about you know.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
What, you mentioned a lot in both, you know, actual
and comical terms. It's very much part of it.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
And it's just one of those things like you remember
when you were a kid and your parents found out
you knew abou stuff and it was just because somebody
had an older brother or sister.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
May that George, you and Sky One after Midnight? Manuel, Hello,
Hello in Paris?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
This company doing red through Diaries at the same time
that he was doing X Files. I don't know, so bizarre.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Sky one after midnight? What a way to learn about
the will never know?

Speaker 2 (58:17):
They don't ever know, the modern generation will never know
about and not having one rewine the cassette just having
a fast forward so he had to flip it over
fast forward it we flip it back.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Yeah, and the don't ever know. The joys of staying
up late and watching Sky one after midnight. So did
you discuss any further with the girls. No, we just
really said, of course she doesn't. But did they believe that? Yeah?
I think so, okay, good, yeah, good tonight.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
But if you do have any suggestions, if you are
only fans and you've seen it, like a big area
not being covered, yeah, what is?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
What is?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
What?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
What is the unique?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
You know that I wanted to pay my friend to
blow balloons up? Yeah, that's like easy.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Char's got a very great face. She could do stuff
flight there without getting your tatars out.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
The more niche can, I think, the more you get paid,
you know, Yeah, totally, I'm too because you know I've
got great lungs. I can blow water balloons and the
long skinny ones.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
See, I'm terrible.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
My cheeks get sore and I'm afraid of balloons popping,
so i blow them very small.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I blow them, I blow them hard.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Well, I blow them small, but that could be my
niche balloons you blow medium on only fans. Medium, we're
covered small, medium, last, perfect, perfect Next on the show.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I need your help, guys, I'm employing you. I'm not
going to say yes, just yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Play play I As you know, I've talked about this
before that I got my marriage Celebrants license in twenty
twenty one for my friends, and it took three years.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
For them to get married because COVID. Yeah, anyvery you
had to renew it every year.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
You renew it, but you pay like a big fee
at this at the top and then your renewal phase,
you know. I think it was like eighty dollars or
something a year, and you just fill in a little
form and it's very simple. So finally last year I
got to do it, and I really enjoyed it, but
it was a lot of pressure and I thought, yeah,
I'm done one wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Wham bam, thank you, ma'am. I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I don't want to do anymore. So I stupidly in
October last year let mine lapse. And now I've been
asked to officiate two weddings, two of my closest friends
and my brother.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
So I've got to do it again. Why don't you
say no? I don't know how. Okay, Well, you've come
to the right guy. This is why I want your
have You don't want to be working at your friend's wedding.
I do, I really do well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Your brother's wedding, Yeah, that'll be nice. It'll be nice
to do it out of the way. You're not even
seeing your brother's wedding exactly, which is the hard. You
get it out of the way, you get the cerremony
out of fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
And I'm getting on the turps a couple of shampas beforehand.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
I'm loosening the good I know everyone there, It's all good.
So I was like, I've got to get my marriage
celebrants license. And it's been on my to do list
for about six months because my friends asked me ages
ago their weddings February.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
My brothers is probably later in the year. I've got
to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
And then we were having a few little drinking poos
on Friday evening at your place, Fletch, and one of
our lovely friends mentioned that he's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Going to become a marriage celebrant, big Hearted.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
James, and he needed one more reference because you need
to get these like huge character references done. Yeah, So
he asked me if I would do it, because he
was like, you know, people were one, you're extremely famous
and popular, and so maybe they'll recognize your name, you know,
and they'll be like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Whoa, whoa, whoa fame, whoaa I know her from Golden
Boy that's sicko. And all those canceled TVs and all those.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Canceled TV shows is almost a curse. A Golden Boy
Master has been canceled yet well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Season and then let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Anyway, so he asked me to be a character reference,
and I have been. I've started it this morning while
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
You know what I could do this for you? No,
I'm not. You know how I feel about AI.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Well, here's the thing, right, because I said, oh my god, yes,
And then one of our other friends mentioned that it's
a really busy time for marriage celebrants and so if
you need to get your license, you've got to go quick.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
So I was like, oh, I've got to get into mine.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
So I would love because you need someone who knows
you for at least one year and can talk to
your abilities as a marriage celebrant and why you would
be good at that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
So had this? Can't they just look in the system
and just redo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
It because they live it laps it's a full blas
that government and you have an interview and it's awful.
And so anyway, why I'm asking you guys here on it,
if you would be my character references and if and
just to make sure that this is going to be successful,
You've got to write a one page letter about me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Can you write the letter and I'll sign it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
No, because they'll know it's got to be I'm reading
that because I'm doing James as now. The criteria has
to be in their own words. And if it's too
similar to another one, tell me what you need. I'm
talking about my successful speaking ability.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I need to talk about her successful speaking ability, my
ability to mix humor and sincerity.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Humor, she won't be drunk? Put that down? Am I
promise to not be intoxicated while performing the serum.

Speaker 9 (01:03:42):
To be?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
And maybe mentioned that I've successfully married a couple before.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
And I did the paperwork. I've done the paperwork. I've
done it, I seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Okay, Well, if you're going to use AI fletch just
while he's getting there, what kind of things would you
say about me?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
This is just trying to get compliments, even though she's
summoning some compliments something I'm nothing, I need you. I
would say something like I'm not good at this, you know.
I say that she's really good with a crowd. Great,
she's great with it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
So you would say, hello, Ma, name is car Fletcher,
and I'm writing in support of Hailey Sprou's application to
become an independent marriage celebrate.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I'll write that book, thank you. She's really good with
a crowd Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
She is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
She dresses nice, She'll put on a lovely frist, She'll
put on a lovely front. Great she she'll thumb in
a couple of jokes yep, and has a sunny disposition
perfect to him to make concern.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I am delighted to provide a character reference Sprou. I
am Vaughn Smith and her application to become a marriage celebrant.
I've known Haley for several years and can attest to
her exceptional skills and admirable qualities that make her the
perfect candidate for this role.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
This is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Hailey possesses remarkable speaking abilities, which have been evident in
various settings. Her eloquence and command of language ensure that
she communicates with clarity and impact. Whether she's delivering a
speech or living a ceremony, Lee's presentations are always engaging
and well structured.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
This is perfection. Her previous experience.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
As a marriage celement, during what she had for shared
two weddings, garnered rave reviews from clients who praised her
professionalism and her heartfelt nature on these ceremonies. One of
Hailey's greatest strengths is a unique ability to blend humor
with sincerity. This skill allows her to connect deeply with
the audience while maintaining a warm and enjoyable atmosphere.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
This is so much better than the letter that I
have been thinking about and handwriting for big hearted James.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Everything man Ai is good. That's so good? Can you
just fall in them?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Her ceremonies are marked by a genuinely personal touch, seeminglessly
incorporating light hearted moments with profound reflections, which undoubtedly contribute
to the memorable.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Experience she creates for couples in their guests. It's per
no word if she'll be sober, though.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
She's wait, I'm getting there. She is known for a
strong season of responsibility and integrit engines. She has assured
me of her commitment to uphold in the highest stands
of conduct, including her promise to remain sober and focused
throughout the ceremony. She conducts the dedication to ensuring that
every ceremony is conducted with the utmoshrespect and professionalism. Speaks
volumes about her care.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
And in summary, Hailey Jane Sprout as a.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Person of great skill, integrity, and dedication. I whoheartedly support
a replication for the renewal of a marriage celebrate license
and I'm confident she'll continue to excel.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
And bring joy to those who have the privilege.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Of a man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
So it's scarily good. That took you thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
I've been working on James's thinking about nicely, like genuinely
reflecting on him and then putting it into words.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
What a waste of my time. That's where works smarter,
not harder. But you can imagine a teacher being like, oh, Jaden,
you didn't write that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
You know, like teachers tacking boxes, yeah you said before
government they just they just need to tick boxes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Yes, perfect, Well I'm available for hire again once I
get a little like that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Going that to you right now, feel free to add
in anything on my behalf again, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
The Fact of the Day is next.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
What's our theme this week, Vaughn The Paralympics play flits.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
And Fact of the Day, day day, day day.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
It's gonna be Paralympic facts. All this week is the
Paralympics kick off. We've got two silvers and a bronze.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Already.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Yeah, yeah, cycling athletics. Something says one of our very
talented athletes said a record at the weekend too. How
a good time in the Paralympics. But the Paralympics is
I thought for the first day of the Paralympics facts.
This week we're going to have the history of the
Paralympics and how it started.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Doctor Ludwig Goutzman was a Jewish doctor that escaped Germany
just before World War Two and at the behest of
the British government, he opened a spinal injury center at
a hospital called the Stoke made Hospital for a rehab
of World War two veterans. They were coming back with injuries.

(01:08:05):
World War One, a lot of injuries sustained dead. Yeah,
that's how medical advances meant that a lot more people
were surviving war and having life changing injuries, amputations, all
manner of things, spinal injuries everything. So in nineteen forty
four he set up a spinal injury center and at

(01:08:26):
the time he said, when it got to a certain
part these men, the best rehab for them was sports
light versions of sports. But they didn't want to go
home and do the same. You know what it's like
when you go to the physio and they're like, when
need to go home.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
To do this stretch for fifteen a day my life.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
You do it until it stops hurting, and then you're like,
I will never do that again, and then the injury
comes back because you didn't do it. And this guy
found out that Ludwig Gutman found out that if you
gave men sports that they had played previously all were
familiar with, they would do them more regularly for their rehab.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
But adapted versions. Yeah, adapted version.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
So July nineteen forty eight, the opening ceremony of the
London nineteen forty eight Olympic Games, Goodman the Doctor organized
the first competition for wheelchair athletes, not as part of
the Olympics, but just to coincide with the opening of
the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Sixteen injured servicemen and women took part an archery from wheelchairs. Okay, yeah.
So then it wasn't until nineteen sixty that the first
official Paralympic Games took place. Before that ever, known as
the Stoke Madeville Games, named after the hospital where the
rehab unit was set up. Yea and the games mostly
happened on the grounds of the hospital, things like archery,
et cetera. But in nineteen sixty the first Paralympic Games

(01:09:38):
took place, four hundred athletes from twenty three countries and
it all was off the back of how many countries
had servicemen and women after World War II with altering injuries. Wow,
that meant that they couldn't compete on an equal playing
field with.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Those able bodied athletes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Yeah, but oneted two and so continued to partake in
the sports and that's how the Paralympics started up. God
and in nineteen seventy six the first Winter Paralympics Games
took place in Sweden.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
So great back to that winter winter takes a little
bit longer to get.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Happen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
So today's fact to the day is the Paralympics started
because a doctor was rehabbing so many people with injuries
after World War Two.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Fact of the day, day day, day day.

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Did play.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Play.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Have you guys ever moved for someone, moved cities, moved towns,
moved countries.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Neither you move, you move, you move? Oh are saying
if you found if you met a hot Italian and
you were single or a hot Irishman, and it was
going somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
I will move for low, Yeah you would. I wouldn't
move around New Zealand though, God, no, you know you move.
I am where I am. But yeah, if an Irishman
or an Italian or whatever, Yeah, but what if.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
The Irishman lived in I don't know what where wouldn't
you want to live in the cargo?

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
What if? What if the hot Irishman lived in in
v cargo? You move come up here? Silly? I feel
like you wouldn't care, you'd be there. Maybe it depends
how big is he anyway, how cute is he. He's
like moving Congo. They've got the wide roads that they
can accommodate. This strides.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
The reason I want to talk about moving for love
is because I didn't realize this, but Tokyo had a
It was a government idea where they were trying to
woo Tokyo women to go into rural areas and be
part of dating nights and single excuse me, single nights,
And they were giving them cash payouts and train tickets

(01:12:08):
so in the hope that they would woo women into
marrying these rural men, right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Because they need Obviously they've got a big problem in
Japan with the declining comulation.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Yeah, yeah, people don't. People aren't getting married and they're
not having children, and they're just not even meeting other people.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Yeah, they're just staying single. And then like in Japan,
it's not great. It's all about like family.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
I'd go on a date for four thousand dollars for
four thousand dollars and you don't have to do anything.
You just go home and you've got four thousand dollars. Wait,
is that how much it is?

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Six hundred thousand yen to z dyah boor in Alan's
X and a half thousand dollars they would pay you
to go and it's done less for z D Wait
that is what is it? Just on a day? Is

(01:13:00):
that if you marry them? Well, I think it was
just to go and be part of these matchmaking things.
Oh my god. Because Japan was also the one that
if you got married and settled outside of Tokyo, that's
actually a lot of money. Yeah for that. Yeah, they
wouldn't even come the wedding the babies first three years.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
But they also paid you to go to these events
as well, I mean fun and it is it's because
these rural men are just isolated, and women don't want
to be living in these like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
I'll say it, shitty areas.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
They want to look somewhere cool. They want to live
in Tokyo, they want to look all the city. Yeah,
but that's not for everybody. Yeah big city, No exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
But I want to know because I'm a city dweller,
I can't ever imagine doing this. Moving somewhere rural and
sitting on my husband's farm while he was out doing
the farm.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
That's one's dream.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
That's literally scans aren't going to make themselves sweeter. You're
not out on the farm. If you're with me helping,
no scon's required. But if you're just sitting around home,
I've got out of the booze.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Can I'll be pregnant. That's what you want, pregnant making Scott?
Are you a pregnant wman could make Scott? Oh God?

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Anyway, This is what I want to know is have
you moved somewhere not great, a bit rubbish for love,
like somewhere where you were like, oh, I would never
live there, and then you fell in love and went well,
I guess I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Love, And now you're living there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
I guess I live there now. They seven to a
friend of mine. She moved overseas to the UK and
like was doing the big London thing, and then she
met someone while she was on like a Croatia you know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Was he a key we I love when people go
to London and meet all just like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
He was Welsh and she was like, I could go
to Wales and he lived in the dumbest, smallest, lamest
village and she was like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
I have one of those big names with no valves
or too many valves. Yeah, that's a terrible Welsh that.
I don't know what that was. But in the end
she was just like, get me out of this hellhole.
I'm not living in a small town. Move out with her? No, no,
she left, she left her. Oh wow, I just didn't work.
But this is what I want to know. Have you
moved for love? And did you move somewhere very undesirable?

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Okay, give us a call. I wait hundred DALs and
you can text here as well. Nine six nine sacks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Well, apologies to our and the cargo listeners. They are
writing in the text machine. I apologize a beautiful place.
I will be visiting there at the end of the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Yeah, okay, wow, wait, so you were going to take
your comedy show there? I don't know with Seven.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Days Life, and I always enjoy going there with the
Seven Days crew. But I will say, last two times
we've been you have writed and brawled in the audience
while we were on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Okay, so in the cargo you weren't painting your own
who you are? Where is New Zealand world where you've
had a few bers and you're fighting in the crowd
and I love to see it. Okay, Well, I wait,
hundred DALs at them? Call us now? You can text
through nine six nine sacks? Have you moved for love?
Somewhere undesirable? Playlet Voorne and Haley, we're talking about moving
for love? Where you went to? Japanese initiatives been scrapped

(01:15:57):
now they were trying to get No one wanted to
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
The Tokyo girls were just like, we don't want to
move to the farm.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
That still waiting for Gwen Stephani to come back the girl. Yeah,
that's where we're waiting for our queen. We're waiting what
we're waiting for, Gwinn, Gwinn so we want to know
when you moved for love and maybe somewhere less than
desirable according to you, I moved how I did what
Hamilton's getting a lot of love aggrations.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
An hour away from everywhere. That's a coin, that's a phrase.
I've just coined. Love agration, slept immigration, Oh you love.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Moved to Hamilton from Big City Canada to both My
girlfriend came here in two thousand and three. Last came
here in two thousand and three on a Kentucky tour.
Hamilton was on none of the stops on that Kentucky tour.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
So see what the hell is it on a stop?

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Now? No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
No, because you go Wick around to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
A round more caves and then back to Hobarton, down
to across to tu poor Central step step step step
step skip skip Wellington.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Yeah, I bet they stayed New Plymouth beautiful. I wouldn't
be so sure.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Ol Capitan moved from Sydney twenty years ago with my
Kiwi wife to Hamilton, Hamilton so everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Moved London to Wayuku. I wasn't finished with the Hamilton story. Yeah,
I'm sort of done with Hamilton. Shut your face.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
I moved to Hamilton my wife moved the mother in
law with us. Marriage was dead within three years. Now
I'm stuck in Hamilton on my own, my kids.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Now you could let.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
I fell in love in Colorado.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Springs, beautiful. I had to come back to New Zealand
to renew my visa. When I moved back, I found
out ahead of wife and another girlfriend me beg Utah
energy the Colorado Springs. So they thought they were moving
somewhere nice, England to Hamilton, thank you very much. Hamilton
moved from Chelfingham and the Cotswolds lovely to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Charlie and Hamilton made up of people who were llureed.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
In with honey traps and maybe locked kids or a mortgage.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
They can never leave Hamilton. It's a trap. That's why
it's thriving.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Yeah, somebody said, I moved to regional Victoria from Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Was a big city.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
It was a city girl, A two hour drive to
the and where I moved it was a two hour
drive to the city. It was a shock to the system.
But I guess they're back. Yeah, they're listening live and
they're texting in. I moved from Paris to Hamilton. Another
person moved from Paris are.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
There any Hamiltonians in Hamilton or is it just people
moving there for love or left they all came to Auckland.
That's kind of the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
It's like how South Africans come to New Zealand to
get into Australia. Yep, people go to Hamilton to get
it all thanks to the quality of the Hamilton locals.
So doesn't it We're a bunch of hobbies, You're a
bunch of den Yeah. We're a burley yeah, good bit
of burly.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Yeah. Especially for those Europeans. I love you. I thought
we established that New Zealanders were mingers because remember.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
We were saying so micro climate of hotties. Hotties as
like the rest of the country. I'm from Dublin and
I moved to Parmas the North. Oh wow, still here
but now single. We have a single Irish lady and
Parmesan North a lady. We need a halle vang get her.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Oh could be a gentleman. It's a seven foot Irish.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
We've got a hot Irish person and we need a
Hallevac them from Parmerson.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
North Hamilton, get them up to Auckland.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Look Resky helicopter lowers down of Wench Rescue Rescue. I
moved from sunny Marlborough to a tiny town called Dipton,
is an hour out of the Viicago Great place by
lad took it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Where's Dipton.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
It's on the road between and the Cargo and Queenstown.
It's the only time I've been through Dipton.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
I don't believe I've been. Lovely little spot there. And
I went home for a holiday because I had been
there for three months. I was only eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Missed my family found out who's sending explicit stuff to him?

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Utual friend? Oh okay, that was the end of Dipton.
That's disappointing, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I moved for love from beautiful Wellington to the much
less desirable Parmesan North. Never thought I'd leave the big
city to live in rural PARMI.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
But here I am. Nobody's messaging about my hometown of
New Plymouth. Are they my home city? Interesting because when.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
People from New Plymouth leave, it's generally on community to
its attention and rubbish on the side of the road.
It's hard to meet them. Okay, up and meet them.
And you do meet one out and about. They might
be in Auckland, for a big trip to the dentist
and I've got and the get all the injections, so
they've got a very.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Numb mouth, which is why they can't find the man
you made sitting the paper get away from me. I
will not have you speak about my hometown like that.
Everybody else you love Plumber, echoing with the sentiment, I

(01:21:02):
moved from.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Sweden to til Mutu, which is just out of Hamilton.
So you're almost at the bull's eye. Wow, after falling
in love with an exchange student. So when New Zealander
from Telmutu, yeah, goes to Sweden.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Yeah, how's that? That's a manga remoinst the pigeons. And
then somehow Lewis is Sweden. Louis someone back to moot
of all spot a Swedish blonde beauty, you would imagine, Yeah, which,
given us proximity to Hamilton, you're mss be full of hotties.

(01:21:35):
Maga is from top to bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
I also be like, this has just turned into did
you move to Hamilton for love? Move from South Africa
to Hamilton? Now I'm single, still in Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Parbaty playing rugby though so to be My parents were
back to the exchange student. My parents were discussed that
I was moving on the other side of the world,
separate after twenty three years.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Oh oh wow, but still here. We're gonna sweet. Didn't
tell I Murda on the way up from.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
New plumbers from Palmers the North Rescue in that Irish
person could just drop another hand, another one the sweet
out of town can fit the drop them both off
in Hamilton, Happy Days.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Another one in the bag and it's a Basanci bag
as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a writing
and review and be sure to tell your mates. You
don't sound sincere there, but I'm just reading what's written here,
said Ms. Fletch, Vaughn and Hailey.

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