Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 11th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The flesh Onorn and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day ms fleeh Onorn and Haley, Thank you brand,
good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletge Thorn and Haileyott's
two minutes past six. Do you catch Hailey's breakfast? Wrn?
Were you here for this? I saw the tail end
of the breakfast. It was it was a panic breakfast.

(00:28):
It wasn't. I didn't manage to have dinner last night,
and so I've woken up very hungry.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
But then I was home late, so I didn't prepare
a bricky. So it was two cruskets with pesto, hummus
and shaved hand. It was like acuterie board and just
some a poddle of yogurt with some frozen raspberries.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's what I saw. I didn't see the crusket part. Yeah,
crusts for bricky, a full spread. Yeah, And then you
tried to look up what's in a crustsket? Crusket's rule.
I love a crusket, Yeah, dust dust, dusty crackers, just
about a wheat dust. I love it. Yeah. Joining us
in studio very soon eliminated from Treasure Island Celebrity Treasure

(01:10):
Island last night, Vinnie, I know, Vinnie Wilston got rid
of the model. I know on the first day.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Candy stripped from the television straight away. I'm going to
find it hard.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
To watch now. At least it wasn't Susan Paul unless
it was now Suzanne was there thousands of luminous sphares,
thousands of luminous stares. So he joins us and soon
to talk Celebrity Treasure Island, which continues tonight on TV
two seven thirty The Top Sex on the Way Medical Breakthrough.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
A man who suffered horrendous electrical burns has received the
first of a face and eye transplant.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Because they've done a face trans plant the eye transplant.
I've never done both at the same time. Lovely blue eye.
Would I see blue eyes? It would be weird me
having blue eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
We've got the same colorizer as a gang biggers can't
be choosers mounted off by fifty thousand vaults. Yeah, but
you'd be like like as you went to sleep, yeah, yeah, yeah,
please please, Okay, we're just your eye transplant.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Please, but can I get the green with just little speakers.
These ones are just absolutely basic. Pool Brown, good night,
That's what we have. Anyway, Pool Brown getting a Pool Brown's, well,
we'll deal with this in the Top six. I'm also
not a getting a Pool Browns. I'm team Hazel. I'm Hazel.
You're Pool brown. Hazel is pooh brown. Hazel's greenie brown. Yeah,

(02:30):
Pool brown, no brown, Pool brown is brown brown? Yours
a hazel?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Know?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Is it not? Are they just brown? Brown? Very cu
Yeah you are, you're upgrade. It's like when people live
nevery you era or and they say, yeah, they're like brown,
They're not. Yeah, they're not as cute brown as mine. Anyway,
the Top six soon? How brown people with green eyes? Yeah,

(02:59):
and we can universe people with blue eyes brown people
full start? How how high brown people? That's right? So
much universally loved by the show. So the top sex soon?
Why would you about top six brown? That doesn't seem appropriate.
Let's do it. There's so many hot sex I face combos. God,

(03:22):
if someone got distracted by the hot brown people, didn't
they Wally Strugger scenen to get it now. Next on
the show, gen Z.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Are employing a relationship document. Shall we say it's quite
off plate. I want to hate this, but I sort
of don't. It's kind of sweet.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, So gen cs.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Are making these little handwritten love contracts, just not not
like a prenup. Not because they've got no money. Yeah
Gen's got no money.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yes, so you you're not gonna get anything, are you?
What are you to do? Give me half of your
non house that you'll never write, or maybe you could
give me half of your student loan dead? Oh yes, please,
you should get one. Romance is alive.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
The little hand drawn love contracts that well, they can
basically put anything they want in it, but they're all
sort of It reminds me being at high school, and
I would.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Write it was just about saying of those books that
we used to carr around in high school and then
decided to be like name age, favorite color? Yes, who's
that labor that cuff? Yeah? I love Pets's Pet Sullivan.
It's a different boy with you every time, I know,

(04:38):
but Pat was the first. It's every time. It's a
bloody Sam, it's a craige my brother and dad. Yeah,
you're about to experience this. Ye I told you about
my dream? Now that did you hear what I told
you about my dream. I wasn't. I was really sad.
I had this dream that Andy got a boyfriend. I
got a boyfriend. And then you're explaining to you explained

(04:59):
the les simp listening on the other end of this. Yeah,
not many, but I thought we were just hanging out. No, no, no,
some terrible Yeah. So I had a dream shared a
boyfriend and we were in Hamilton for some reason. And
my Hamilton boyfriend, no, no, no, he must have come with us.
We were recording a podcast I don't know why, and
the old Center place building up the top. Yeah. Yeah,

(05:23):
so we were in the elevator and that's when my
recurring dream happens. That the elevator shoots up out of control.
Oh that's terrible, Charlie the chocolate factory style, and then
just drops. That means you've got some serious issues in
real life. Yeah, ton a, ton But where the elevator
lands is the basement, and that's where I push all
my issues down to the basement until the explode. Yeah. Right,

(05:45):
So then the elevator falls and iune around a comforter
being like it's okay, it's okay. Boyfriend's already comforting her
and I'm tongue. No, No, it was just this pathetic,
weak looking embrace, you know. Yeah, it was loose because
it was just kind of hanging love. Yeah, and that

(06:07):
was what it was like. And I was like, but
it really upset me, and so I talked about it.
She heard me, and she assured me. It's not it's not.
It's not even on the cards.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Right, She's only a year away from cross hung in
a Boy's mouth and the batch bloody reading cinemas on
Courtney planks.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Let me tell you, and God, that thing's been that's stained.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
So okay, here's an example of one of these love
contracts that gen Z. But this looks like it's like
like not gen Z like later okay, like like kids
love contract.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's a written highlighted hearts everywhere.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
This contract states that the two that sign it will
never stop loving each other.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
You will cheat on each other or get bored of
one another. You will. This contract states that we never
give up people said that in illegally minding fashion of
marriage and still blow.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
It exactly when we both This contract states that both
parties will never give up on each other. We will
make posts about each other on social media. We will
celebrate our anniversals and holidays with each each other, and
both of us will make notes and surprise each other
with give some presents. And when the one is sad

(07:18):
or upset than the other, When one is upset, the
other will do everything they can to try and make
it better.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Wait, these are people in their twenties doing this, honestly,
like a thirteen year old. It is no, it is,
it is.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's embarrassing, it's popular with gen Z. I feel like
that example is surely gonna be a charge Shenon.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Do you have one of these with the magician? Do
you draw up one of these with the magician? Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:43):
No, but you know, I'd hope he doesn't, but maybe
we should sort of you go into relationship hoping that
you're not each other.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
About pre nubs? Very pre nub? Did I say it?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Weird?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Nub? Is that like a dry hump but with hand stuff?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Pre nub give a little like nuptials?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
What's nuptial marriage? Pre nup? So good? Did he make
you sign a pre nup because it's gonna make it okay?
I had no idea that that was a word pre nuptial. No,
I just saw it was like, nub you off. Jesus Christ.

(08:27):
This is where they're writing child's contract words anymore. This
is great, this is so good. Oh my god, that's
so good. A pre nub. But don't nub me off.
Lord bless you. Good luck wash. He was eliminated from

(08:48):
Celebrity Treasure Island last night, Vinnie Vinnie Wilston. Yeap, beautiful face,
but the first to go, and he's in with us.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Next Celebrity Island is happening and the first eliminee has
been eliminated, and he joins us in the studio this morning,
Good morning, Vani. One more importantly, how are you nie,
first first cab off the ranks?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
You're off the island? Bummed out? You bummed out?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Did you anticipate when you signed up for Celebrities to
Island that you would last longer?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yes? I did, But they always say someone's going to
be first, right.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah, they do so that, and there's no one else
really putting their hands up.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
So you you volunteered dis tribute.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah, pretty much. And because I know that if I win,
we're going to get a good We're going to get
something a good advantage in some way. And then if
I lose, We're still going to win because it's for charity. Yeah,
so it's like we all went at the end of
the day, well.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
No, you've lost. Unfortunately.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I think it's the New Zealanders that were just like
make the hot person, do it, make them, make them model,
then go and model and do it because you know
that we've got that. There's still that war poppies, And I.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
Think it might have been just my lack of brain
cells that was like, I'll do it, stupid model.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Do they get you straight model? Do you do they
give that you straight out of there when you're eliminated
or do you get to hang around for a little
bit Now you're straight out of there, right and straight
on them got the.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Camera straight down your face and then interview, so to
get that raw emotion and then get you out of
the back. I'm there trying to wave to the cast
and to even get out of there. Is none of that,
no communications.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
They just carry on. So a lot of big like
celebrity names. Were you excited to see, like anyone like
Suzan Paul.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
I've definitely heard Blue Monkey.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
I wish she was on my team where us I
would have asked a should have did a little rendition
of it.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, was it like a bit of a change for
you because you're a model and.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
It's part the part time, part.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Time, but you've worked like in some pretty I imagine
glamorous situations with like Kate Moss and Caral Elevane and
wearing Eve Saint Lawrence suits. And now you're on an island,
I guess half naked, and you know, it's kind.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Of the norm.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
It's like me back and regularly anywhere, sir, Yeah, half
naked on the beach, whatnot.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
It's just a big Treasure Island pretty much had a
big episode of Treasure Island. There's backstabbing, there's challenges, a
lot of aucklanders. Yeah, it's like your beach eating when
you can, when you when you when you work it out,
and when to get some food. Yeah, so you say,
because you're modeling part time.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
But to be honest, it's far and few between these days.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
I think that the industry is kind of just dry
it up since COVID days as well. But it's not
a bad thing because you know, the industry is pretty
pretty fake.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Let's just see a humble, humble man. That's so, when
did you realize he had a beautiful face because mine was.
I was about eight.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
You were like the model I was about And I
said to my mom, Mom, I think I might be
incredibly beautiful, and she said, of course you are on
the way. And then I made her to a photo
shoot and I on the glittery top and some pin
stripe pants, ranch bku and I made her to a
photoshop of me and.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
The bush at home. What bush was it?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
I grew up in Eastbourne and law Heart and we
were surrounded by native bush. Was a little photoship this
one of me with a native tree like this, like this,
and I got it to submit them to an agency
and just no word. And I'm thirty four now, still waiting,
still wait, hey, what's your agency?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Sixty two?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I just wonder if you got those photos from ninety six?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Where where are they at? Wow? Did your mother have
they got them? Did you see them? She was like,
oh there, she got them back from the pharmacy because
it was developed pre yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't worry
about that.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
But you had a bit of a discovery, right let
someone saw you and when you've got it.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
I had a local lady named Penny Newman and she
was a model, and my school actually got in touch
with her.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Yeah, right in touch with her. And then from there.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Crazy, crazy, Well I'm waiting for you call.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I can't wait to join you. On the next eve.
Saint Laurent showed you're gonna get those fingers, yes, fingers cross,
they get those beautiful native tree photos.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Of celebrity Treasure Aling continues tonight seven point thirty on
TV two. You can catch up tv Z Plus as
well for the other episodes, so you won't be seeing Vanie.
He has gone from the island. Thanks for joining us.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Be oh, thank you very much everyone, Smamp p Asure and.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Muchla plays Flitch Vorn and Haley blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah. This is the top six.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
A man has received a new face and a new
left eye from a single donor in the world's first
face eye transplant.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
So does the I work? Wow? Imagine you lose me
and a horrible car cracial plane crash.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I keep going sorry, oh god no, But because I'm
a donor, because I'm a nice I don't want to
go on about my charity, but it sees donor on
my license. Imagine they then give my beautiful face to
like some guy down the road. You've moved on, but
you still mourn me every day. And then you see
this guy and you're like, oh my god, Flitch's face

(14:09):
and one of his brown eyes over there, look at
that hot guy. Oh my god, my god, what would
your face look like on somebody else's skull? Though, because
it's your face. Yeah, but then they'd have to it
over something and face was wider the exact seat of longer,
and then it would put your eyes out a little

(14:30):
bit and would be like, inappropriate, that's appropriated. That's racist, Okay,
it feels appropriate. Would have loved this. Weird, would absolutely
that's so inappropriate. It's borderline racist. Flitcherd loved it. Would
have had to laugh at that. I would have loved that. Yeah,
it wouldn't it be weird? Seeing like it must be

(14:51):
so crazy? My do they do they do that? And
then and then we watched and then we'd watch the
new Fletcher's face. Itches eye would be like he would
have loved that. Somebody put a finger in his I
would have loved that. I would have loved that. With
like shop clothes, they send them to a different region
is that a thing?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I don't know, just so that you're not you're not
going to see it, just so you don't see your dogs.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
They got like enough of a discretionary income to be
like ship that one to the South Island. Yeah, they don't.
They don't want people seeing their same togs in the
same city. It's a thing. No, it's a thing. In
all seriousness.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I had a friend who had a heart transplant like
this is years ago, and she met she became very
close off the family of the donor, and it was
very surreal for them to listen to his heartbeat.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
And I've heard of that. Yeah, they were just like,
it's can you imagine? You can't even I don't know
how it feel of it. It would be weird, wouldn't it, Because.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, you don't have to connect with the donor's family
or anything, but she chose to.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
You go around and they're just like, it must be great,
it must be so wild. But I've never put my
ear to your chest and listened to your heartbeats, so
that could be anybody's heart, you know. Oh, don't pretend
that you guys don't have a little cuddle traveling away.
He's beating so fast. Yeah, I can hear your heart beat. Okay,
so it's not hot. Mine's beating in time with you.

(16:11):
I think we've seen heartbeats now, go fletches is like, yeah,
we're really slow. It's regular and googles much whiskey of
our head like when old cars start. It's a carburetor

(16:35):
is shoe. I've got the top sex face eye combos
now that we've opened the door on the surgery eyes
and faces that go well together. Okay, number sex eagle
eyes and a red panda face. I don't know if
they've done animal face transplants for warm well with so
many animals being humans. Now it's ready for the number

(16:58):
five and the less of the top sex face. I
can't cat eyes end Zin Daya's face great, just like
a Snapchat field or something. Round number four on the
last of the top six face eye combos owl eyes,
owl owl eyes and Gigi Hadid's face. Okay, how do

(17:22):
you think you'd suit that our eyes are intense? Just
that too intense that they'd probably be too intense for me.
It would give me everyone the impression, wasn't ten. I'm
what if you needed the donor and the only donor
was g hadid perfect your face, you would have to
take her face though, Yeah, because it would stretch. I
don't have the golden ratio on a stretch a little

(17:45):
castle turn her into a bit of a manga of yours.
Number three on the last of the top sex face.
I don't have to be enough. I don't wrap around.
You have a whole gid stretched across. Whether or not
they use my ease or whose or both, they use

(18:05):
a bit of your hearing ass. And so you've got
much better than has face. It'll be a full stretch.
It'll be like RoboCop. Actually, that'd be pretty cool, and
the face would be quite small in the middle of
the boat. The louge only uses a small helmet. Needs Yeah,
maybe if you can get Bella's as well, Bella and

(18:27):
double hedide, double Hardida bell on the back like in
the first Hary bottles in the back of that guy's head,
that works. Number three on the list of the top
sex face. Eye combos Spider's eyes on Tom Holland's face
because he's Spider Man like they were like thousands of eyes.

(18:48):
Don't have number legs. Haley dumb Um two on the
Lost thousand. When you said that, I was like that
you were getting confused because humans both have two eyes
and two legs. That's that's why you're getting as many
eyes as they do legs. Yeah, snakes, snakes no eyes.

(19:10):
Snails their eyes are on the end of legs, but
they're all the eyes are. Yeah, they got two eyes
and two legs, and they have to slug around because
the legs are on the top of their head. Cruel.
It's okay with God. Yeah, take it up with God.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Number two on the list of the top sex face
eye combos Lamb's eyes arguably one of.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
The cutest eyes in the animal Kingdom. Yeah. On Scarlet
Johanson's face, arguably one of the cutest faces. That's a
cute face, okay. And number one on the list of
the top sex face eye combos Henry Kevill's eyes. On
Henry Kevill's face, you'd just go a full Henry face. Plants.
They don't make it hard to work with Vorn. If

(19:52):
he turned into Henry Cavil Henry Cavill after face, I
would not be able to handle it. I'd have to
be hard to work with. Man, I'd be hard at work.
I don't want to make I'd look in the mirror
and I'd be like, yeah, hello, play and Haley.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Recruitment firm, Robert Walters are they're looking into this has
been a thing in Australia. Apparently there was some research
in Australia that found that forty people said that chrono working.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Would improve their mental health.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Now, chrono working is when you work the hours according
to your body clock. So if you get up late,
or if you need a little cester in the middle
of the day, or you get up early and want
to leave early middle of the night, even you work
to those hours.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
As long as you're getting worked done. As long as
you do your set hours, you can do them any
time of the day.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
So they did research in Australia and Australians are like
hell yeah. And now this recruitment firm's looking into it,
being like, well, could this be a thing in New Zealand?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
But what if you work in an industry that relies
on other people also being working at the same time. Yeah,
that's annoying. I've got to talk to this about the project.
But they're working midnight till now working here.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
When they are in it also depends I guess on
the business that you work for because someone here they've said,
you know, by breaking free from the constraints of traditional
working hours, we can ensure that there's always someone available
to cater to the needs of clients and customers, regardless
of geographical location.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Like if your office is serving like the Northern Hemisphere, yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Then you're working in the middle of the night. Is
actually quite beneficial.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
No, I kind of decide that you said if your
office is dealing with the Northern Hemisphere, they're not. All
of the Hemisphere is on the same time zone as us.
It's the time zones. It doesn't change it for you.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, but you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Dealing with the UK attitude to calendars and time zones.
That calendar you want to bring that up calendar when
it was dud because of you rule and not us people.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
It was the worst week of the day ever. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
My issue was like when I was a freelancer and
I was like saying.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Here, when I was a stretch creative.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
And say I was making something or doing some theater
or whatever, or.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Begging had for another week of yeah, waiting my dad,
like you're going to need another trance waiting for another
labor government handout. Those artists.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
I'm too young to have had those. I would like
if I didn't have anything to do, I just wake.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Up so late in the day. Yeah, that's the problem
if there's no routine ten am, eleven am looking at
two d afternoons. Ten years it was days where wouldn't
get it a bit till like twelve. Yeah, it was bad,
bad habit. You can go. You just watch TV shows
and play games until two three in the morning and
then wake up. The meme of like ten o'clock, shoul

(23:04):
I watch another TV shirt? It was like it's two am.
Shall I watch another TV shirt? Bad? Bad? I think
I'd be in early morning in the office like sex
or seven and then and then try to get out
like two o'clock kind of three. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
So they say your internal clock is forty seven percent genetics,
it's hard to override it.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
It's hard to make That's.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Weird to me because I'm different. I was never a
morning person doing this. But I am from a family
of mourning people.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Say everybody, everybody that I ever met in my family
generations before me, great grandparents, grandparents, great uncles, and aunties
and stuff. Yeah, they cracking awn. Yeah, yeah, what about
I was reading an article speaking of like working different times,
and you know a lot of people working remotely. Yeah,
a lot of like countries are doing one of those

(23:53):
vis nomad visas, so you could just be working on
your laptop and any country. Some people are doing double jobs. Remindly,
they're double jobbing because they can get it all done
really quickly. And now they're in Bali and then they're
in Balley and so they're like taking on a whole
other full time job and earning like double the money.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
I wonder what would happen with traffic, Like if you're
if you're avoiding rush hour traffic, would a new rush
hour eventually emerge?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
You know what I mean? People being like I quite
like working eleven tool well already now like a lot
of places like that. It's a lot busier even between
nine and time. Yeah, and it neither used to be
as busy. I don't know. Someone's just message and they
do chronological working now chronological Yeah, that's what it's called,
is short for Yeah, what are their hours? Do they say?

(24:44):
What there are? Chronological means an order of time? Oh yeah, chrono.
What's the thing about Cicada Circadian rhythms. Yeah, what does
the chrono actually stand for? In chrono? Is it chronological?
Chronological just means an order of yeah time, Okay, when
they did the probably in the Northern hemisphere, you know,
the text machine comes down front says like, sometimes I'll

(25:06):
have somebody's name if they've entered a competition or whatever. Yeah,
but you can always see their phone number.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
And I always think when I see someone whose phone
number is only six digits behind.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Six digits, I'm here because I took my prepaid number
to a plan and the idea was if it was
a longer number it was prepaid, it was a shorter number. Plant.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah, four am to twelve pm. This person works deltions.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Love that industry person who's lessen there with a parstial
six digit number.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I used to be on a plan before every plan.
Oh my god, I've been a plan since before plans
are even planning. I used to four till twelve. That's
but you, that would be me. I would do that.
I don't know for twelve though. That's late in the day. Mate.
I'm looking at I'm looking to work at six till
nine tops. Yeah, why are we adding then a couple

(25:54):
of full days at a computer recently, anything for how
do people do that all day? Let's sit at a
computer all day. That's the rest thing. That's why they
need special mouse pads.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Oh I know nine digits works in health and safety
for waste collection.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Oh okay. Mafia, that's what they called the mafia. Four
o'clock bearing bodies and giant oil. We've got the Mafia
texting and this is so exciting. We'll take them. We're
welcome all listeners to the show Lesbian's Mafia. Mafia attracted
brown people that are always welcome here. Play play silly.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool,
silly silly.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Today's silly little pole. Do you answer phone calls at
the gym? I never do, but the other day I
did for the first time. I do sometimes as I
was expecting, like an urgent call, I might, yeah, if
you're waiting. I'm not one of those people that has
like there are people that have full on conversations. Oh
my god, shut up to the point where you think
they're asking you something or they're talking to themselves on there.

(27:16):
If you have a conversation with the dribbil. You're not
trying to exactly get a ring laun Okay, personal train
of warn sll that's beautiful motivation.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, if you've got the ability and breath to have
a full blowing conversation.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
What's the point in the zone two in his zone three?
We need to be his own zone five from from
the get going. I don't think zone five exists. That's
cardiac read. I like to be zone five is a
hard attack to keep it up there.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Did you know what's bad in the women's gym is
you know those bikes but it's a seat and they're
sort of sets are just doing that. The women that
come in there and they're just on their phones, like
legs going very softly. I'd say a level two, no
sweat going on, and they're just on their phones the
whole time, and then I'll leave.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, this is no point, really is there? Keep your
heart level five? We want one one.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Dangerously high, dangerous one. I want to see it. That's
to get it out there and importantly got to keep
it there.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Again. That is per personal training.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Hailey Sprung say a little bit, do you answer your
phone calls at the gym? Eighty one percent of people
said no, Yeah, nineteen percent of people said yes, if.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I was expecting a call, I do it, and yeah,
just kind of talk really quietly, or go somewhere where
I just jumped off and went out. Yeah, the bit
to have it. I'm not doing it on the machine
embarrassing embarrassing dances. No, I don't. But just so that
you know, varn, I've arrived in Singapore and they have
WhatsApp here, Singapore touches and Hong Kong that doesn't it does, Yeah,

(28:58):
it does. It's so mad. Wow, what's crazy?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Singapore does touch other contries, so they've got what's happen?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
And now Singapore and New Zealand. Okay, well they're rolling
out WhatsApp around the world. Will Ceiling keep you updated,
Stay tuned to find out when your country is getting
his report. Singapore surrounded entirely by Malaysia. I love our
listeners so much. Just on it. That's good, that's all right.

(29:26):
I played long enough. Damn you little bit. I know
what everywhere. I just didn't know that that activated are
for those who don't know, asked Hayley. And if we
have to find it, we'll be.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Able to find it because it's in our Messinger chair,
which doesn't get rejected.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
And I said, does it do you?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Like?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I mean, do you have your WhatsApp sign? You didn't
mean what'sapp? Were? We should find it? I'll find and
shut it? Okay, carry on? What's certainly not Italy? Five countries? Forbid?
What's that? China, North Korea, Syria, Qatar and the UAE. Yeah,

(30:11):
u A. When I was there, you had to get
a weird weird You both went through those countries and
the way there, so it could have worked. I didn't
go through them, so did you not correct? You went
the long way? It worked in Doha? All right? Shut up, everybody,
especially Dan. I just ignore phone calls all the time.
I don't care for with a gym or not. That's

(30:32):
we've got a gin z on our hands. I pray
to the phone. I say yes, but I will answer
phone calls from my partner of the gym. Okay, yeah,
no one else. Everyone else can wait, but my partner might. Well,
you're gonna ask what's for dinner? Discussion of what's No? No,
I don't really mind. I'm easy. I'm easy. I hate that. No,
you're not, uh fanya farnya like yeah, yes, the twins,

(31:03):
than as a female husband, husband, the kids, or my dad,
cause I answered the call even if I'm at the
gym or in a work meeting, no excuses. Okay, good,
have they called twice? You answer it in the work meeting? Yeah,
A hanger says, my gym is in my garage? Oh yeah,
so you do you want now? I don't have a

(31:24):
loud conversation, but everyone has headphones in anyway, so they're
not gonna hear me. You think that, and then you
let out a fart and then the one person not
wearing headphones is right next to you, and.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
We actually need to talk about this next, because do
we Yeah? I actually did something in the gym yesterday
and I was like, it's fine, everyone's got headphones, but
they didn't.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, just an update.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I've watched four of the eleven reels we've been sent
from Vaughn Great so far.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I've seen you don't say you. I'm only saying to
you FLT two of them. Anyway, I went to the gume.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yesterday and no, the gymnasium, and I had my headphones
and and something.

Speaker 8 (32:17):
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
It was? Bad tights.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
I was bad tights and I was doing legs, so
every time I sat down the the tights rolled down
and they wore like they'd bunch up.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
You don't know this because you weren't were a high
waisted tight I.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Did see a funny reel that I didn't send to you,
and that said, if they called leaving leaguings, why are
your guts.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
And them the lads? Okay, you would never say you
would send it to my wife. I was like, no,
she won't find that funny.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Well, I was having the guts in the leaguings issue
because every time I sat down and.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Put my legs up on the leg press, the types
of go and my stomach could be like at the
top and I was like, this is really grinding.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
My gears made me lift heavy though, because I was
getting a little bit shirty with it.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
All okay, okay, good to find some impression there.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
And then one thing I'm I'm learning is that because
I used to work with a pt in the flesh
yep and then she became a flat attendant, so I
can't work with her anymore.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
She's in the sky, fantastic, she's traveling the world. She
is seeing the world. It was her dream and she
has seen the world and she is doing it. But
now exercise back and forth and stuff. But you wouldn't
get the cat like that high in no, no, no,
she works.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
She works out in the hotel gyms around the world.
She is dedicated to fitness hotel gyms.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Like he's three dumb bells and in a treadmill from
twenty two fans out in your car. There's a there's
a one kg two three kg deep on the treadmill,
holds on the thing underneything squaking working holidays quick and.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Then just a little bit off the bout and you're like, wow,
It's the one.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Thing I'm learning about now my pt is just online
is I've got to stack my own plates.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
You know when you're like, you know when you have
a pet and you do this, and then she'd be like,
we put more weight on, So what do they put
your weights on the bar? They do all that for you.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
And then when you're done, mate, you're sitting down having
five and she's undertaken. She's taken the plates off. It's
it's grand And I didn't realize how good I had it.
Now I'm stacking my own plates and I'm getting a
whole other workout in between my actual workout. You do
that to a way, no serious to just absolutely just
look after me and let me sit down on puffed.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
I've pushed all this way.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
You know.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
I was having a real rigmarole with the bar, you know,
like you know when the plates they get stuck on
the bar and and you.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Can't get them down, son, so you're real grumpy. I
was grumpy. It needed to be looped up, but I
did not. It was slid off.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
So I started under my breath swearing a little, getting frustrated.
And then I was like under my breath and I
can't won't say words, but they were f's over.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Fs yess and all that kind of stuff. And then
the final thing was I went on the.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Leg extension machine thing and you've got to like slide
your thighs in under a bar and put them over
another bar. And someone had set them all long and
I'm tall, I was like, and I started looking around here,
and I sat out loud, who in this effing gym
is taller than I am? And then a woman, a

(35:42):
woman like turned and looked at me, and she didn't
have earphones in it, and I was like, oh no,
she's heard this whole thing, and she'd been around me
this whole time, hearing me being.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Like, oh my gods, coming down like this, and then
me just turning around, who in this gym? It's tall
than I am?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
And she just looked at me, and I sort of
saw it as a moment for me to be like
one of those days. She just thought it was the
weirdest thing. She looked at me like a frightened lamb,
and then sort of shustle.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Was she taller than you? No?

Speaker 5 (36:12):
She was.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
It wasn't her. And I couldn't find the culprit eitherhood
set this machine so tall.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
I was having a good chat to myself yesterday when
I left work, took the stairs down to the basement,
talking to yourself. I do it all the time, out loud,
talking to myself, always in weird voices.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Okay, always weird voice. What are you doing? Strange accent?
I used to I think it was Russian. I was
walking down there because in my mind I was like, you,
this basement often trouble like.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
I was doing it in my head as I walked past,
and the elevator doors open and a tin hopped out,
and she was just like, oh going on with this.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Tim rocking around this a couple of Yeah, it wasn't okay.
I couldn't possibly think of anyone else weird because I
was in the elevator today. It wasn't you. You saw
me get out of the elevator. I saw you get
out of the elevator. I saw a couple of teens
get out of the elevator, so that Flitch was one
of them, but this was one of the lady tin

(37:13):
Oh great, let's go find around this building. Okay, that
sounds mean. You can say that I am. I just
happened to you. But your eyes lit up always see
we're going on top at ten, you're oh, yeah, yeah,
you're in live. Hello plays Flitchborne and Haley. She's catching
up on the reels really good. Oh, it's beginning to

(37:38):
look a lot like Chris smash. Well, we've put it
off and it was a struggle last year. This segment,
it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. One hundred
and four days, sixteen hours and thirty nine minutes until
Christmas Days. You're going to be in double digits in
just a matter of days.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I've got to start contributing to my Chris goes Christmas hampers.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
That very late. I just got to get through to Christmas.
I've been saying there have You've been saying that you've
only got to get through one hundred and four more
days and then what what then? Do I have to
save my life? And then you got to get through
to Easter, and then you got to get through to Christmas.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Again.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
That's just how adult life works. So if you're knew
to the show, this is a segment that we've done
for years where you give us reports no substitutes, where
you give us reports of early Christmas penetration creeping in
now and past years we have started a bit earlier,
like August. Yeah, but it was it was a bit

(38:35):
of a struggle last year because last year it was
weird because of like I guess, post COVID and all
the I don't know, it just felt weird last year.
Any people not spending money as much? Ye, people went
spending money, So the Christmas was a bit delayed.

Speaker 7 (38:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Wilson, Wilson, where are you Wilson? You know we always
hear from Wilson at the summer year. Found him, got him.
He's been sitting Christmas reports for old while now, and
I've been like, hold it the outer market. Wilson not
cleared for landing. He's today, Well, Wilson, come on in.
He said, do you know Christmas penetration has started on

(39:11):
Netflix and they are reporting that they're showing Christmas movies
or they're promoting children's Christmas movies already. Yeah, and it said,
I'm this closest starting singing jingle bells. And it's a
scene from the Emoji movie where the Christmas tree emoji
is Oh God ever present. Also Typo has studied and
it's email alouts yep, promoting their ornaments. There's an yeah,

(39:35):
there's a reindeer here Christmas nament this year, but not
all new ornaments. Oh it's some. It was a little
beer for my life. Was a little beer. Had to
fill it out a little.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Melissa said she was in Spotlight and Spotlights got Christmas Cussians,
Christmas Cristians of Christmas Christians. Yes, a reindeer one, but
the rain is wearing a Sander's hat, and the bable
of the Santa hat.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Is a real bable. Oh yeah, it would be if
you're just trying to light down purely decorative cushion you're
in the window. Favorite type of cushion bunks here on
the face.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Yeah, and also a sort of a longer bed cussion yeah,
pillow I think we call them with Sandra and a
couple of reindeer on there.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Sort of like a bigger cushion.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
It's like a bigger cushion, tangle cushion, and it's like
sort of nice and soft that you put your head on.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
A big cushion.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, like a big hid sleeping cushion, a hid cushion, Yeah,
a good name for it, hid cushion.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
How email stopped working? It's all in an email, you see.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Well, my brother in law has messaged and saying too
early for this Christmas shin. And if those annoying elves
come back, I'm switching to the sound.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
They weren't elves. They were I told him they died,
didn't they?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Here somewhere Costco, New Zealand, see Christmas is on the way.
This is the community of cost not Costco itself, but
the community of.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
People that love going to Costo. Yeah, they're like guys, guys,
there's a big tray of muffins. It's fifty and they're
doing they do the mass. So I looked at that page.
I joined it maybe for like a week, and then
I was like, I'm out of here to split a
mince splitter amount of we should actually go thirds on

(41:19):
a mince the mince log. I think it'll lastes for
a while. Feed your whole family a big enough freezer
compartment for a mince log, no like ale log some
of my garage freezer for you, and I'll bring you
in a little five hundred time a mince dealer if
you will. Yeah, I got the good mints for you.

(41:41):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Thomas reports from Australia that Bunnings is in full swing. Yeah,
basketball sized ba balls.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah. Rather that'd be amazing for like the trees outside,
because I think they're like, yeah, do that chucking the magnolia,
no fas and four play here is mark.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
This place is at one hundred percent Christmas penetration. I'm
reporting from the Liverpool from Liverpool in the United Kingdom. Goodness,
I Alisa said. I am in Wickle's Westgate. It is
currently September and I have got a Disney Lego Advent
calendar in front of me, and a Advent calendar was
jig already with the Advent calendars.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
The chocolate's going to go off a lego Star Wars
Advent calendar in the warehouse and I was like, what
is So I went online and I was like are
these worth it? And there's like this community online that
tell you the best Advent calendars to buy. Buy that one,
And there was a Harry Potter one. I said, the
Harry Potter one rules. But you've got to have this
lego set to go with the Harry Potter Advent lego

(42:42):
otherwise it'll feel a little bit better. And then the
Hall of w And then do you want to do
you want to split a split a log? Split you
guys just popping off to costco. It wants to split
my log this week of Mens of Mens, of course,
and he says last report Northwest England. Christmas is officially started.

(43:05):
Already a large part of the confectionery slash Chocolate Aisle
Wow is dedicated to Christmas specific treats. Well, this is
your segment, New Zealand. If you see any reports of
Christmas penetration, early Christmas displays or anything for sale, screenshot
it and send it to us on Instagram. F vh
ZiT M or I don't know. You can probably email

(43:26):
Vorn at Zidim online. He loves getting emails. Good luck
spelling it. Have you got my thing where we talk
about how much Christmas administration is that? Yeah, okay, let's
let's do it well with one hundred and four days
ooting war, right, No, Christmas penetration is already already beginning

(43:46):
to look a lot like Christmas playlet. Vorn and Hailey,
well this actually you were a wave worn and Haley
and I spoke about this. Howks Airport a brand new
fire truck and they were running a naming competition. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
The name options were Judy Drench, Spraying Mantis, pair Yhy, Ahitor,
and FRED, which stood for fire Rescue Emergency Deployment.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Which at the time, Fred was winning, and that seemed
ridiculous because Judy Drench is an amazing name for a
fire truck, and so we got behind it. We got
behind it, and it is, like, I think it's still winning.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Fred is down to the bottom is tir Yy, and
then it's Ahitor, and then it's Spraying Mantis. Fred in
second place with twenty point whatever twenty percent of the votes,
and Dame Judy Drench. Yes, it's sixty percent of the vine.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
This is great, it's gonna win. It's good to win.
We've done it. We've done it. We've done it. We're
going to be in parliament. Hashtag influences. We have form
a coalition or have we got the majority? We've got
the majority? The majority? Now over overnight and produce a
carwhen has received some correspondence. Yes.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
So I woke up this morning to a lovely email
with the email address Hooks for Airport.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
In trouble, Yeah, cease and yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Now.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I was like, now this could be good or bad?
Do I want to look at this first thing in
the morning.

Speaker 9 (45:18):
But I opened it up and our lovely friends of
Hooks for Airport have seen our campaign, have heard our campaign,
are loving our chat about it, and want us to
come to the naming ceremony.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
My god, So now they haven't told me that our
name is definitely going to win. I mean it's going
to win.

Speaker 9 (45:38):
And so they had extended the voting until Friday. So
this Friday, thirteenth is the last day to vote.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Okay, but I feel like we've got this in the bag, right.
I feel like starting a side campaign for another one
of the names.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
No, you have to.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
It wasn't even on my mind until I saw how
excited you were, dreams something inside me.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I can't felt more influential in my life. And I've
never been to a sort of naming or an opening
ceremony of e Is it going.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
To be a ribbon? Do you think? Because you know
sometimes they smash a bottle on that ships? Is that
only ship they don't do that? Or should we take
a bottle of cheap bubbles? Just I don't think you'll
be able to smash it on a fire truck because
over and they're a flat tire?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Do that?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
We won't bring our bottle? Are we going to go?

Speaker 9 (46:26):
I mean I'm going to have to talk to Rosbos,
but I have a show credit card books just book
flis just book flights.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
For forgiveness and form will share a bid? Perfect, It's fine.
We used to have to share a bid dream, didn't
we went away from can't? We're like Burden and Ernie.

Speaker 9 (46:45):
Yeah, maybe we could camp out at my mum's house.
She might let us send it's quite job getting warmed.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, okay, are
we getting dressed up?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Or I should like fire people? Oh yeah, hot because
I want to be the helmet. I want to ge
drenched by the hose. I don't know. I think that
would cut you in half because we got to go
to the Auckland Airport, didn't We behind them and we
saw the fire truck and it would knock you over,
so we'd have to maybe rain on you. No, I

(47:17):
want to blast.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
We should do this and we should make T shirts.
We should get T shirts made. We should go and
have a fault. Oh my god, this is you just
said you want to get drenched and be in a
T shirt?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah? Do you want to wear T shirt competition? I
want to wear a little white T shirt. It's inappropriate.
Photo depends. Do you think we'll be if we go?
Do you think we'll be allowed to turn on the sirens?
Oh my god, I hope we get too warp. Surely
airport fire trucks have siren. I was going to say,

(47:48):
because the exactly tell the bag of handlers and stuff
to get out of the way. Okay, surely they've got
to have a sign. I think I think we should go.
Do you think there'll be a ribbon? Don't We'll get
some giants as well. A ribbon we'll cut a ribbon.
I love this, don't ask. We've got some ribbon on

(48:11):
that a choir package that we got. We could ribbons together.
We'll get a big ribbon. We'll get a prop a
big ribbon that it looks so cheap. Well, that's exciting. Well,
voting closes on Friday.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Don't let us down because if we turn up and
Bloody Fred wins, we you know, we'll be disappointed.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Somebody said, response to them. Here, our response truck is
called Bert big emergency response truck, and our response to
it is called Ernie. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Okay,
that's good. That's good. But is it as good as
Duty Drink?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
No for a fire truck, and it simply will not,
and simply will not. The Dame herself will ever hear
of this. That next step we've got to go. We're
going to ensure that this happens. The next was reaching
out to Dame Juty Drinks didn't. One of was one
of her grandkids go viral and techtok Yeah, and he

(49:06):
was like talking her about to day stuff during COVID.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, I hit him up.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Get nan on we can talk to nan love it
hate now I've just I've just realized something.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
The judy that we have named the truck. Well, we're
trying to j u d y u j u d I.
We're gonna have to get that changed. I always to
get that changed. I didn't know she yes is, yeah
she is. Maybe she used her own judy. Yeah, okay,

(49:38):
we'll ever think about that. It's very exciting, very involved
to get some flights and that'll be exciting play play.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
To do a budget before you go shooting off your
mouth inviting people to things. Because there was a couple
the shoot a story online. They started playing a wedding right,
and then they started saying to people hate save the date.
This is when we're doing it. Da da da da
obviously you're here, Da da da da dah. They had
sixty people on the list, and then they started putting

(50:12):
together the cost and they went wholly shut, that is
going to be expensive. So then they had to go
and do a bit of an awkward uninvite don't save
the date, including their siblings and the reason they made
that decision.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
The siblings, I know.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
So they went down to like a little of a
bit of a micro wedding, so they had both sets
of pearans.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Wait, how do you go from inviting sixty people to
a micro wedding?

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, both sets appearance and a couple of their closest
mutual friends that they see all the time, and their
siblings are not those people, and they don't you know,
they're just family. They don't see them all the time.
And so they had to uninvite their family. Now, the
way they went about it, I have I take umbrage
with a little bit. They did a group WhatsApp and

(50:58):
just said, hey, guys, to rethink the wedding, so you're
no longer invited, And obviously the siblings were somewhat upset
and it caused some tension.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
That's so awkward if I've told you you're coming to
my wedding, you're coming. Kind of weird because you did
and then you uninvited us. Yeah, yeah, you're not coming.
It's not because anyway.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
So the uninviting thing is so awkward. But I'm just like,
if I've invited you, I just have to follow through.
And but I know, I know, but I've opened my
big mouth.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, but then I kind of if someone had said
save the day and then they said, hey, look we've
kind of thought thing through. It's very expensive. I'd get it.
I wouldn't be upset about it. No, but it's caused drama.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
And I want to know, have you ever uninvited someone
to something or were you uninvited and was it for
a reason that was like maybe some drama, something change,
something happened, rather than like this for them when they
were like it's budget.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Maybe yeah, maybe someone broke up, like couple's break up
all the time, and then they uninvite I don't know,
maybe the partner here, they're not that close to us
and they don't bother anymore.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Okay, okay, yeah, the wedding's happening, but I maybe it
goes without saying that you're not no longer invited.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Or friendships breakdown and you're like breakdown.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Look, but you just need to like send them a
little hey, just making sure you're not coming, Yeah, because
you don't we're invited.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
You don't want them turning up being uninvited to something
that isn't like a number restricted thing or a cost Yeah,
that's what I mean. Get uninvited to a first birthday,
so we're like done by the coming of the first birthday.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
But you haven't shown enough interest in this child in
your first year.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
You know what, don't even consider yourself are like expensive.
It's totally that thing that if someone breaks up with something,
you've got to establish that two hundred and But.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Maybe it's just a fight with it with a family
member and they're like, no, you're not coming now. I
love that drama. Okay, we want to take your calls.
Give this a call now, oh eight one hundred of
dials at m tix through nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Have you uninvited someone or being uninvited to something? Give
me did you want to invite someone? Were you uninvited somewhere?
And why?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
That is the question. So Gorney, you were uninvited?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Yes, I was, but firstly, first time, first time called
a long time, long time, and I still suck.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
You nailed it.

Speaker 9 (53:26):
Now?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Where were you? Where were you uninvited to?

Speaker 8 (53:30):
As? I was uninvited to friends with sorry family wedding overseas,
but I wasn't uninvited until after flights were booked.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
My god, you're coming anyway at that stay. I think
I've read someone this happened to someone online went viral
because they were like, I've literally booked my flights, like
what do I do? Just go on holiday?

Speaker 8 (53:50):
Crazy? But it got worse because they decided that they
didn't know me, but they wanted my husband to go
to my husband's family. So I see it, instead of
going to the wedding, I could dog sit all the
family dogs and he could go to the wedding.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
So that's yeah, your dogs sitting Jesus dogs I hadn't
even met.

Speaker 8 (54:16):
I told them very nicely, no, that's not happening, and
my husband decided not to go the wedding and we
went and had an anniversary holiday instead.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
It's still with the husband.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
Yes, there was seven years ago. Yeah, we haven't even
seen that family.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Thank you. A couple of texts either. Bride had to
unvote a bridesmaid three weeks before the wedding because she
stole money from all of my other bridesmaids and guests
while planning. My hands to Holy that should be planning
planning for she charged Redmond. Uh. Somebody messaged in saying
that they were at a wedding where someone been invited

(55:00):
to the ceremony but not the reception. Oh yeah, they
don't have to feed them. Yeah, so you just, by
the way, just don't invite them to either. Yeah, it's
all or nothing in my books, I don't get that.
And then I have to leave, yeah, and maybe come
back later.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
One of the ceremony is completely private, and then they
just are just having a reception.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Everyone's there. Yeah. My friend thought she was invited to
the reception part, even found a place sitting with her
name and sat down, only to realize it was somebody
else with the same name.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
The ceremony part when she pulled out the invite pretty quickly,
so awkward sitting down. I think, sorry, I think you
might Haley, I think he might be in my seat,
but I'm Haley.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
No, No, you don't do that. You can't.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
I got married in February this year. We invited two
lots of people. One of them was my old boss.
He invited himself and even wanted to do a speech.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Another one was a good friend, but in the end
we realized he was a horrible person. He wasn't happy
with his own man, So keep telling us not to
get married to each other behind each other's backs.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Someone uninvited a family member and they got should he
get them?

Speaker 2 (56:07):
And they said, well, this is how it is, and
the family member just turned up anywhere. You don't do that,
how rude play Fletchborne and Haley Haley, you don't do that.
But Jared, it's your last day. You can do that.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
But I like that rich Morn and Haley Benson Boone,
slow it down. Ten past eight, Jared, it's your last
day with us. And as part, we're not talking about.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Hey, shut it, we're going to talk more about the
fact that you're leaving next But as a small present
to you, we have allowed you to run a small, concise, tight,
little game, small small and I have a rule. We
have a rule I promised him in life. These are
two things I promise you, my friend. I will never

(56:58):
have a baby, and I'll never become a dungeon and dragon.
And I'll see you for our forty fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
And you're about to plow dungeons and dragons and I'm
guessing it's gonna be so sexy you might en not
pregnant the ind okay, And so this is our part
and gift for producer Jared, a game of Dungeons and
Dragons which I would never normally let happen. The role
plays the funnest part of the liver sacks and wooden bits.
And I've got a dice. It's a hundred sided was

(57:27):
do you there's the number? We call that the golf
for over to you. He's the dungeon, by the way,
So shut it club.

Speaker 10 (57:37):
So I've made you each a character sheet, and I've
heavily simplified all the rules.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Sorry, I've got a question. What if people listening gets
so turned on in their cars they crash? Yeah, it's
never happened before, and actually never happened.

Speaker 10 (57:55):
Okay, So you'll see you've got stats, strength, dexterity, charisma,
and small arts. If read X, it means you're bad
at it. If there's a green tick, it means you're
good at it.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (58:04):
If you're good at something, you rolled your two dice.
If you're bad at something, you roll just the D twenty.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
And appreciate. So worn, here you go. That's for you.
You're gonna have to think of names for yourself. Okay,
that's for you. Okay, And mister Flett, okay, do I
say what what I am? I'm a handsome character. Look
at my arms, look at you just need a name.
Your introduction will come from the dungeon master. Please, you're

(58:32):
not in control. Relinquish, relinquish you just wait, I need
a name from a character. Yeah, okay, name, and what
do you think he looks like? Okay. As we're enter
the scene, what is happening? What is happening?

Speaker 10 (58:48):
A bearded dwarf rides next to a large, muscular man.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Is that you?

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Large and muscular? Show me yours? Can I see you?
Let's see each other's Yeah, hot, yeah, I know. Okay.

Speaker 10 (59:02):
As these two gentlemen sit beside each other after a
long journey the town, right across the hill, they see
a figure standing on the side.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Of the road wearing what are you wearing, Haley.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
I'm wearing sort of ethnically ambiguous traveler clothes.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Canceled.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Yeah, I was going to use the G word, but
I said traveler. And I've got all sorts of jewelry
and head pieces, and I've got long raven hair.

Speaker 10 (59:32):
The two gentlemen pulled to a stop in their horse
drawn carriage laden with rugs and various.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Goods, which one of you is driving always drives and
we go together so slow, warns noble dwarf. Wheel reacts

(59:59):
and protect I'm the protector of Gregg, Greg, Greg, Greg,
I sell rugs? What type of rugs? Wholesale rugs? Because
I've ordered too many. I've got to container sail classic Greg.
The roadside figure holds out her thumb and asks, he's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
A right loves, he's a right for a lovely little
traveler like meself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Greg, always stopping, Yeah, chump on love, Yeah, Sure, I
promise it will be worth your time. Don't you spoil
the rugs. I can help you onto the carriage because
I've got good dicksterity and smarts excellent. I got a
squeeze your muscles as.

Speaker 10 (01:00:47):
You reach down to help the traveler get onto the carriage, Flitch,
give me a strength check, which will be a D
twenty and a D just a D twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
One. I'm twenty and last hands with the traveler, joinking
her into the carriage. I knew that would happen because
I'm strong, so hard aspop to have hally. This is

(01:01:25):
not one of your audio boots was on, Greg, have
a gee.

Speaker 10 (01:01:33):
The tavern comes into view, you guys, doesn't bark and
walk through the saloon doors. Standing at the bar is
a handsome shaved head heavily mustachioed man. Hello there, Welcome
to the Dusty Butterfly Tavern.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Hello, We've got We've got lovely. Oh, I see you've
met one of our star performers. Now that's me. I'm
actually performing tonight. Me guitar the carriage. When I play,
I rest him on the top of me guitar. Beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
I'm just trying to make a little bit of cash
because I see it. I've actually just run out and
playing the guitar is actually one of my only skills.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Well, you play the guitar. I'm going to have a
point in moderation. Thank you call. I'll barely drink myself.

Speaker 10 (01:02:26):
Well, if you just take a pew down at that
seat right at the front of the stage, we'll get
you sort out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Oh thank you, mister bartender Sayers.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Sconsland running a pub. Oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:45):
The stage manager of the Dusty Butterfly, Tevan, points at
the halfwark bard.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Which is that's me. Trilli lalaas the stage and.

Speaker 10 (01:03:03):
Starts playing her signature song oh wrong, one, oh wrong, one,
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Oh this is my little song.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I am a little wrong, got my tits out on
my geeza as a Strungerman are playing for the Fellers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Ludy triny la la trinny la trinny la la la.
Okay roller D twenty for that performance, chick, oh no,
what's me? D twenty this one? Yeah. As we re
enter the town, I hit a fifteen. Not bad. You
take off your white.

Speaker 10 (01:03:53):
You take off your wide one cap and begin to
pass it around the audience, collecting on money.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Please, I finished me before woman's sad. The hat goes
to allthorn pegamawthorn Pega. How much awful donor for a
girl like me? I tell I'm not familiar with it.
Here's a piece of gold, though, you've got a piece
of goal. Okay, what about you, Greg? Here's a feather,

(01:04:22):
a feather, classic green.

Speaker 10 (01:04:24):
They're very valuable a man in such resplendent finery as
Greg gving a feather.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
The hat passes to a goliath.

Speaker 10 (01:04:34):
He's got long Wilderby's hair, a thick beard, rippling pets.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Oh my gold Goliath. He writes something down on a
piece of paper. Is he writing for me?

Speaker 10 (01:04:44):
He says, Helloha, drops the piece of paper into the
hat and slings you a little wink.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I thought you're gonna sling me over his shoulder.

Speaker 10 (01:04:53):
As he reaches to hand the hat back, a blur
of green a little frog man where a cork hat
springs into action. He snatches the hat. He runs out
the door. The dude's phone number, all your goals, He
grabs Fetcher's pouch. Everything's gone, Hey wi. The frog leaps
over the table, runs out the door. Roll initiative, which

(01:05:16):
means roll the d twenty, and then that determines.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Who goes first. Three, three, ten, ten? What did you get?
Fletch the one of triangles? Two born?

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
First? Sex day? Throw my ax, throw your axe, roll
in twenty to seventeen. Just do this all night, your
axe clip all night on a Saturday. Hang on a Saturday.
We need to find out why. Instead the frog tap
does watch it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
I just tap my watch it you? The frog?

Speaker 10 (01:05:48):
The axe clips the frog sends them spiraling out the
saloon doors.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
You guys burst out after him. Oh my god. The
frog the full production holding all you still going, it's
still going, just wrapping up. You've got your move. You've
got to do your move. That's a one hundred forty roll.
That guy frog hides behind five Hefty Ogres.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Just gets to leave and we're converting our listeners on
afraid and that is where we'll end today's session.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
And Jason Moore's number number damn It post alone came
a court that best.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Play play.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
We just played some Dungeons and Dragons version of it.
People enjoyed that, a lot of messages and from people
how much they loved it. Sitting on that for four years.
You should have been doing that every week. No, I
don't know what it's given Greg a voice by the
end of it. Movie tried it was Griggs voice. That
was Griggs voice. I'm didn't match. The Body and Dragons

(01:07:08):
is not for me. It's not for you. But it
was a special treat today for producer Jared, who is
leaving us today. Yep, sadly leaving us. As you mentioned yesterday.
Tough times. You have lost your job and you were
thus leaving us, and we're very sad about it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
We value you a lot, and so do our listeners.
A lot of misses coming in now, so I'm sad
to see you go. Will miss your dulcet tones.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Delcet ton, you do have doulcet tones, especially when you're
working with two mens. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
I would say my personal highlight of Jared's over the
last three years has to be when you role played
as Jason Momore.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
And I believe a lot of people loved that because
you you did all of acting at the private school,
didn't you. Yeah, and it really showed, it really came
through very funny, very funny. It was a lot of fun.
Yeah that was Yeah, that was a highlight for me
as well. Actually, we're going to mess you. Yeah, we
will mess you. I'm not seeing you every day, but
I mean we talk literally all day.

Speaker 8 (01:08:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
We sail and we play video games together. We're pirates together. Yeah,
we d n D together, we fortnite together. We do
lots of things together. God, gay, I tell you what,
that's the one thing we've not yet plucked up the
courage to get. Well, maybe you can roll a twin
in And I don't know how this nerds stuff was.

(01:08:36):
We had lots of messages on the scale when he
could be straight gay, one could be straight, hero and tense,
sort of like wandering by in the woods.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
We had lots of messages on the podcast family Facebook page,
which we're going to do in a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah, Yes, make you sit down and listen to nice
things people say about you, and I know you and
I the same elk that we do like that. Yeah, no,
it'll be good. Yeah yeah, but a lot of people
want to know what you're doing next.

Speaker 10 (01:09:09):
I am going to a group of people called, you know, media,
and I'm going to go do some podcasts and some
nerdy things with them. I might be doing some stuff
with Viva dirt Lea potentially in November, so fingers crossed
for that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:09:27):
But yeah, I've I've had a blast the last four
and a half years. The alarm sucked, but yeah it's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
You. You want to get to know you not being
tired because I've only even known you was getting up
a four o'clock a completely different person. Yeah you you
deleted your alarm in front of us today and we
all just think I forgot what I was like. I was, Yeah,
what I look like on my first day?

Speaker 10 (01:09:53):
You do?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Yeah? Hair long hair, no hair, long mustache? Yeah yeah, yeah,
I can go long here long stars, I reckon. No.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Well, we know that you are passionate about podcast and
excited to see what you do with that, So we
have a gift for you from us as a team
that we.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Hope will help you along your journey. Open at Grandpa.
Do I do the card first? Well, yeah, it's a big,
giant classic office card. Great to see he's all about
the Yeah, yeah, yeah, he knows well. And well Mike, yeah,

(01:10:36):
that's yeah, very very helpful. And the thing is, thank you.
So you want to turn those on before we do
a seven hour twitch stream too, yeah? Yeah, and maybe
don't lose the HD card like you did at the
contail card. And of course we love a food. We
love a food snack. And we didn't talk to our

(01:10:58):
show sponsor. And we have a tower of nuggets, a
pyramidive nugg nugg Is tower because we know you loves cake. Yeah,
no one likes cake. No one likes about nuggy cake.
This is amazing. You guys are spoiling me Rotten two.
Well you deserve it, mate, I thank thanks for working
so hard for us. Yeah, we'll appreciate you. And you
know it can just be normal friends.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
And we'll go to Iron Maiden on Monday and rock
out and I'll get up at four o'clock next morning.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
And you aren't good luck with that play Flee and Hayley.
Fact of the day day day day day. Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do. What's that?

(01:11:47):
This warning? Is bird noise? That your paaka it is?
It's some native birds all week.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
Native birds are a week and today we're having a
look at the fan towel. First of all, and my
research of the fan tower, I know that there's fantails
all over the world.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Oh my god, they look a little bit different, but
our fantails. I thought we had the fantailes around the world.
The first time I went overseas and through a wist field,
I was like, you're washing marathon that was out and
you've got them in America. I was like, what that's ridiculous.
Seeing a Micael Hill jeweler overseas, Oh my god. I

(01:12:24):
didn't go so well. I don't know if there's too
many left. Every now and then there's a glessons in Australia.
You're like, that's insane. What are you doing here? What
are you doing here? Can you take it away from
my old life? I'm trying to start a fresh Okay,
I'm coming for a twenty dollars time. So the fantail
or p. Wacker Walker as it's called anonymous with New Zealand.
Native to New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
But at some stage the common ancestor they all had
was it has been around there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
They're all around the place. Let's say Australasia. Native to Australasia, right,
but there's different So those are the fantailes we'd look
at and be a fanteb But the overall is a genus.
The you can't say that on the radio. I don't
need to see your genus. Wow. Hr He tried to
show us his genus at eight thirty three in the morning. Gus,
I don't want to see it. No, like domain, kingdom,

(01:13:10):
class order, family genus. There's other fantails around the world.
What yeah, Today's fact today about them is that when
they build their nests. This is from a Blackburn study
and Blackburn in New Zealand. They were observed fantails have
an average of four nests in the season, sometimes five,

(01:13:34):
and they lay eggs in each nest. I mege how
much the moving company is making lot? Why are they
abandoning their nests. They're not abandoning them. They've got multiple
on the go in case one's corrupted. Secret families. Yeah,
secret families. But it's the same fantails in each nest apparently, right,
it's kind of hear jingy bits if they lose one. Yeah, okay, totally,
and they are they nists and peers, and then they

(01:13:58):
never apparently go to the same nest at the same time.
Just a again, it's like how the president and the
vice president aren't allowed on the same plant. Yes, they're
kind of doing a long distance relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Yeah, hopping and jufing and then yeah, looking after the
kids and you baby said, I'm off to the pub.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
But the pub is just another house, et cetera, et cetera.
And they have little tails on the bottom so that
predators can't identify it as a nest from below. I
love this a little. So today's fact of the Day,
fan tails is that fantails can have multiple nests per season.
Fact of the day, day day day day. Do do

(01:14:35):
do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do do do do do do
play play well. Just moments ago, scandaloused news from Food
Fighters lead singer Dave Groll, I.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Have recently become the father of a new baby daughter
born outside of my marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Full stop loving and supportive parent to her. I love
my wife and children, and I'm doing everything I can
to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness. We're grateful
for your consideration toward all the children involved as we
move forward.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
When do you think he found out that this baby
was born at the pregnancy stage or as the baby's been.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Born, not pregnancy stage. Reckon, that's wild, crazy scan. And
he's been with his wife like sweethearts twenty one years.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
I've been married, old dear, old dear, wouldn't want to
be Dave Grohl today.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Hey, I want to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
About how short your relationship was, because man, this makes
me laugh. There's a chick that says, how many Ora
points did I lose? Because these are the flowers he
got me when he asked me to be his girlfriend.
They're not even dead yet and we've broken up, and
she shows like a bunch of like still alive roses,
which would be like a week tops.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
They do not last long. Roses. You come from a family, Yeah,
they don't last long.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
No Rose boy, pretty little pretty little rose fortune, your
roses that she little baby by be smilling ruleses your
whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
You've sniffed to those bit of a ruleses.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Anyway, so we were calling that a week and it's
such a funny way of acknowledging how short the relationship was.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
And that's what I want to know this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
How old are the she looks twinies, because we're gonna
put some rules in place, you know later, call up
with your intermediate Yeah, got to going out at playtime.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Broke up a lunchtime relations yeah, and all your relations relationship. Okay,
so you want to hear from people that had the
shortest relationships on record? How short was it? And the
definitive started definit eve end, like you start, We don't
want to hear you with this chicken the relationship laughs
at about bloody four guys, you you obviously seeing each

(01:16:57):
other and then you made it official and then what
was the and you broke up so soon? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I mean it could be just a relationship dating one
day or week whatever, or a marriage so one missage
I was only married for nine months, big day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
People can beat that. Yeah, well people can beat that.
Friend did that? Okay, Well I want a hundred dials
to him. We want to take your calls now. Text
through nine six nine sack, How short was your relationship
and what happened? I don't want Hayley's live reading a text.
She's right, I've just read it. No, okay, we want
to know it's wild and then the end is just

(01:17:30):
like that, can't no in the last sentence. We want
to know how short the relationship was because the girl's
gone viral, because the roses that she got on her
first day of the relationship still alive and the relationship's over. Yeah,
great way to mark time. So we wanted to know.
Got so many relationships just come crumbling quickly. It's definitely

(01:17:54):
your parents' marriage. How long was that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
I don't have exact day, but it was in a week?
Were you conceived prior were born? Prior to the wedding?

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:18:07):
Yeah, I attended the wedding and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Yeah, a week later we caught my dad cheating on mum.
Yeh want now with one of mum's friends. How long
it had been with No? No, she said bridal party.
It could be one of the dudes or a bridesmaid.
So it was one of the grooms with men's partners.

(01:18:35):
Oh that's a double's two? Really was hurting everybody day? Yeah? Wow,
that is wild. How long had your dad been with
your mum before the wedding? Ah, they were together for
I think it was seven or eight years. Okay, yeah, God,
and he waited because after the we're hearing from her

(01:18:56):
from a lot of people about short marriages but also
short relationship. Yeah, siphany th Yeah, one week, that's crazy,
so many messages.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
My sister was in a relationship for five years, got
married on the honeymoon one week after he told her
he wanted to divorce because he was seeing somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
He could have saved everybody the trouble and the expense
of the wedding. I bought a dress, you know, I
bought a dress for that in flights accommodation yea, bembi.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
My relationship lasted three days. He don't me because I
didn't talk very much.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
But what can I say? I'm shy, to be fair,
I was only standing through three Should you maybe work
out if someone, as you know, a good conversationalist before
you go out with them. Maybe maybe it's on your
level of conversation. Yeah, yeah, just an idea. It's just
an idea. Yeah, it's putting it out there. I reckon,

(01:19:43):
We've got one lasted a couple of hours. Really, it
was by default though. I once I was talking to
a dude on Tinder. He asked me straight away to
be his girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
I thought he was joking, so I said, yeat, and
then he asked about our wedding and wanted to know
if we could a lope.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
On the weekend. And that relationship blasted just a couple
of hours, unmatched. Okaye March. But because you're probably the
is just joking around it, can I be your boy friend?
That's a bit of a cute You sure, go on? Yep? Okay, cool?
Got half your stuff? Yeah? Yeah, the pre nub got
to sign. The pre nub always sign, then hollow we
want prenub. It's a callback to an earlier joke. You

(01:20:14):
can get the whole show that year, but you can
can't chump on the podcast. You can't radio.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
You can I just sit in my lum for six
every morning, because God, we do some good stuff from
six okay and the new late Comers.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
This is a little more risky, I'll say, yeah six
the six thirties where we put all the risky content.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well are you going to read
out that text that you were both a garden. Oh okay,
last I could read up until. No, yeah, read up
until because the last things is the worst part. Okay,
So my relationship just ended just after our five year anniversary,

(01:20:52):
but just after we were going to take it to
the next step. I assume there may have been a
now engage proposal sorts. We'd celebrated down and sound came
back home where we lived with his stepmom and dad.
I came early from work one day and caught the
step mom and my partner in bed with each other.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Good lord, now you're aghast at that part of the story.
Wait to you hear the second part. My friend will
tell you when the microphones are not live.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Oh my god, can we put it on the podcast today? No,
how bad is it? Turn the mics off and I'll
tell you. I'll just come over and read it. What
made it worse? He speaks less and you know he
does some dark stuff, so it must be very, very
disgusting putting that on the podcast. Disgusting. It's just for

(01:21:40):
us go about your days, never knowing what we have read.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Okay, is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for
a poose?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Last thing for a poose Jesus give us a review,
said M's fletched. Vonnon Hailey

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