Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 17th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast network, The Fleet Worn and Haley
Big Pod. Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect
start to every days Fleehorn and Haley. Thank you, briand
good morning. Welcome to the show, Fledged, Thorn and Hailey.
It's two minutes past six. Somebody one of us has

(00:23):
only had an hour and a half sleep after going
to a.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Concert last night.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Who is it? Who is it? Will never tell. We'll
never be able to tell, will we. It's the one
wearing sunglasses inside, Haley. It's bright, it's bright. Do you
know what? Though?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Like, I was quite well behaved in terms of, you know,
having drinking poos and stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
It was just late.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I went to this after party for Iron Maiden and
it was great, just played great music Iron Iron Maiden listeners.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
By the way, sleeping. Yeah, well, good for them.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
But I concerts, I'm like, I'm safe, you know, I
could just fly under the radar.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
What is any listeners? That and Iron made and amazing
surprising to me. Would never have thought.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Surprising to me. No, great concert, great stuff. Love to
see the old guys still going.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Do we have a big announcement for you at eight o'clock?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't know. You tell much, do we well, yeah,
we do. Okay, Well, you just sort of ask you know,
you know you know about this, Ailey. You know, it's
sort of asked. I would say, do we huge? It's huge?
Donald Trump is coming. It's not Trump is coming and
we're so excited. Make sure you're listening after the news

(01:37):
at eight o'clock for this huge announcement the top Sexy soon. Yes,
it was announced yesterday and immediately sold out. Yeah, Pizza
Heart to celebrate fifty years of the All you Can
just fifty years. Yeah, I think just fifty years. Bring
him back to All you Can Eat buffet for one
week and some childhood memories here, Yes, for a lot

(01:58):
of it, the top six things we remember about the
Pizza Hut Buffetts.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Next on the show, though, a sad day. They've got
them wearing glasses because I will cry about this. A
sad announcement to make plaz Ins Fleasborne and Haley. You know,
I don't want to die. I'm so afraid of dying.
I've been afraid of dying since and I live life
like I'm not afraid of dying.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You do, but I hate the idea of dying. But
we're all going to like, that's a certain it is.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Us because we're part of the future, and I think
by the time it comes time for me to die,
they've figured something out.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
We lost Jackson overnight. Oh yeah, okay, Joys, what is
it now? Jackson two three? Okay, Janet right. She was
never in the No, she was never in the Jackson five.
Randy wrong Jackson. There was a Randy Peter, but it
wasn't Peter Jackson. He's joined and Peter are still with us. Yeah,

(02:57):
that's the Jackson three made many great movies. God, so
many going to step up.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
So we thought Michael Jackson had pale skin for someone
of African American decen but Peter Jackson was really pale.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
The paylist.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm talking about living life long because a cat has
died at the human equivalent age of one hundred and
fifty two.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
What is you How do you work out cat to
human age?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
We used to go like seven.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I used to say seven, but it changes as time
goes on.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
There's a diagram of the vets is dia.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
So it's like the first year of a cat's life
is the equivalent of seven human years, and then as
the years carry on, for the cat.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It becomes the equivalent of less and less.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
And less, right, Okay, so it's not like every single
year after that is another seven.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
So this cat that died thirty three years old linear time?
Do they know for sure? Like, are they official records
of this cat?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, because our cat doesn't have a record of well,
he was properly born. We just picked a birth date
based on how old they told us.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
When we got him.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
So as somebody, are we taking somebody's word at.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
This or born in nineteen ninety five? Geez, thirty three
years ago, that's ten years ago born. It's thirty three,
born in nineteen ninety one. I was gonna say there's
no that would be twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Sorry, nineteen ninety five is now the current oldest cat
O nineteen one. Yeah, that's right, because I'm thirty five soon,
which is fine, which is fine. And I was born
in eighty nine. So this cat was born in nineteen
ninety one. Rosy, fluffy, tortoise shell, old little cat passed away.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
So just the that's why you get a risk. You
can't my mind, they last forever.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yours last a couple more weeks. Honestly, Ailie, No, I
don't curse. But you know, pure breed cats don't last
as long.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, they don't.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
They don't. You need a bastard, you need a moggie,
little mongrel.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, so this is what this cat was, a tortoiseshell
passed away thirty three years old.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Were they doing like things to prolong its life? Because
that's what quality of life was, like, dragging itself around
and just dribbling. That would have been a dribbling cat.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Can't look like shad I was at the end. It
was mattered, old, miserable, not as.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Bad as I thought. Like if you said to me,
how odds that cat? I'd be like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Fifteen fifteen looks like an old cat for sure. Thirty two,
like thirty three, Sorry, that's like my that's my entire life.
That's insane and I've lived a long time. Yeah, passed
away due to this may surprise you. Old age complications
with old age, with its seventy three year old owned
by its side, which means if you think about it,
you guys are in your forties, imagine buying a cat now, yeah,

(05:49):
and when you're in your seventies that still being around. Yeah,
that's crazy I mean it's sad.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh yeah, there's another photo.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I'll say cataract up to the wazir, boggy gray eyes.
Other than that, he looks sweet, long haired. He loved
to eat john wist salmon.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, wow, oh wait, see that's human sand. Yeah that's
a good oil. That's a good oil.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, no wonder it was living so long.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
We just go strictly dry. Flipcher up.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, great, you slap a bit of wits slap into
a bowl for your cats.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, wimbos willing willing to accept. Just say
the name again in case they hear it and want
to send me some.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Jimber Jimbos good good containers. I'll say that the containers
can be reused.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah. I get pissed off when I find out a
Jimbo's container has been put in the recycling BN. It's
perfect for screws and nails. Yea, then we knew some
of these to eat the lunch out of a gimbo.
Yeah that's that's that's too far. It's too far on
a cat. Just weird.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
You know this cat, this lovely little cat, had a
sicken chance at so it was going to be got
adopted in the very early nineties as a kittain and
then needed re home in because the family that adopted
it realized that their daughter was highly allergic to cats.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
So I would have got rid of the daughter. Same
home a child. No, you take them to the SPCA. Yeah,
well the collar draw some weskers on them. Yeah, now
mew for them. Go on, you give them your meal.
Now there you go. I need to rehome the scat

(07:33):
please and.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Then problem solved.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Play it. Ms Fledge born in Hailey And at what
time did you go three o'clock this morning for your nuggies?
I tak cod to McDonald's at three am this morning.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the
top six.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Do you call me out on that behavior that I
had McDonald's three hours ago was so good.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Said, even though it was at twenty four hours. Yeah,
seven week.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
The one in Auckland. I did double checking mat checken
and MT nuggets.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Are And if you just joined us, she's had an
hour and a half sleep. Stay turned around eight point thirty.
When it all goes pear shaped, I go eerily quiet
back to you. Vorn in the studio thank you, thank you. Hailey.
Also in the studio, Hailey in the studio, Worn in

(08:29):
the studio, Flich and the studio.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
We're all here on the studio miraculously.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well they announced it that it's coming back to celebrate
the fiftieth anniversary of the Heart of Pizzas. Yep, the
all you can eat buffet. Now, we went to one
of the final or you can eat buffets before it
was torn down and Newland and Auckland, remember I did. Yeah,
so the last summer of sorts wasn't as good.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
As childhood memories.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's one of the reasons torn down that one isn't
it turned into something else? And you know I'm thinking
of in Wellington. You know you can still see the Rea.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
You can still famously see pizza huts everywhere because of
the architectural design of the pizza hut, seeking to none,
seeking to that. Yeah, it was a heart, it was
a hot.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
You always see them as like car places and you're like,
you're not fooling anyone.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Pizza hut. I see, I see what you were. Nudge
judge pizza hut. Yeah, nudge nudge, pizza hut. Well, these
are the top six things we will remember about pizzahut
All you can eat. So it's coming from some millennials
to some people that never experienced it, and it's coming
back as like it's just a one basically one of
us done, and it's already sold out.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
It sold out, so quack yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Number six on the list of the top six things
we all remember about the pizza Hutla you can eat
most not touching the salad bar, Yeah, nobody had. Do
you remember it had to pass the salad? No, I
went straight to pud No, I know that. Do you remember?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
It had.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Trash weak trash parts and it was oily and it
was like as dressing was all yeah, yeah, no was
touching that might have got a little bit a bowl
because they were healthy. They were in the opinion that
that oil covered, starchy, beige carbohydrate was something better for
you than pizza. I remember having quite a violent time

(10:12):
out at it. All you can eat pizza hut for
a toilet stop, oh yeah, make some room, oh yeah.
Number five on the list of the top sex things
we all remember about the pizzaut already can eat, asking
when the next meat lovers or chicken pizza was coming
out because you didn't want to fill up on the
ship once. Yeah, the cheese cheese. Yeah, I don't come here.

(10:32):
My parents didn't pay their hard, hard earned cash for
their son to come here and eat nothing but cheese pizza.
Let's get some meat on. It's a ham on this thing. Yeah,
we've got any I'll even settle for a Halewaiian at
the stage I'm diler show. We talked about this the
other day. Didn't coming out of the cave? Yeah, slowly

(10:53):
coming out of the cave. Number four on the list
of the top sex things. Well, remember about the pizzatlread
you can eat most, it's got to be most. No
cigar making the taller soft serves ever machine, because that
was the first time, as a child, that you're a
teenager or whatever, that you had control of something that
you only ever saw someone else. It's maybe even the

(11:14):
only time I've never had control of a soft served machine.
Nobody weos and stuff like that. You know, you see
didn't have the structural integrity of the good of a
soft serve. And you get that cone in there, crank
at and hold the cone hard so really compact, you'd
make those things A couple of foot tall and then

(11:36):
just as will walk out of the restaurant. That's right,
but wat yeah. Number three on the list of the
top sex we will remember about the pizza hut already
can eat God, I love that most. No sneeze guards,
seze guards, no sneed you've got kids at that height

(11:57):
without leaning over and being like I don't want that
one fingering everything. Oh yeah, getting a finger in there.
Oh yeah, yeah, go back up, fingering around a bit more. Yeah,
more sneeze guards, now go on.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I love a buffet.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
God, I love a buffer. Number two on the list
of the top six things. I thought we were going
to lose buffets after COVID.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Now they're back. They're bad.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I think I've been doing a Marbles next weekend for
mum's birthday.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I think we're doing the Marbles and.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
You're lovely, lovely. I think only because she gets an
over sixty five discount.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Now her and dad, so do they.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, so she's taking us somewhere that they get a
cheaper dinner. But yeah, you can wear a full prime.
Oh that's not fair unless it's your birthday.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's not my birthday. We could make it look like
it was fake id on.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
The morning of you going down happy. But I don't know, head,
I don't know if they do a birthday discount, to
be honest, I don't know anyway. Okay, number two on
the list of the top six things we all in
about the pizza Hut all you can eat most it's
got to be having a huge, fat vomit pretty soon
after leaving. Yeah, the car ride home because we the

(13:10):
Pizza Heart was in Hamiltonise. I can see the picture it.
I think it's a car yard Hamiltonise Pizza Heart or
You're gonna eat. Then it was always after sport or something,
so you're going you'd be stinky as you've been running around.
You just have a competition because you're a teenage boy.
How many pizzas can you? How many pieces can you?
Must of course you got to have your You've got
to have your massive saucer. And then the roads home

(13:31):
were Kurby and you say to Mum, I've done I've
done it a game. I wonder they bloody shot up
these places when the Smiths kept coming. Most of the
time we got out of the camp park, though, there
was always a kid that after a you know, a
birthday party, or an end of sports feast to have
a vomb straight down the side of the pizza. Disgusting
and number one in the less of the top six
things we will remember about Pizza Hut all you can eat?

(13:56):
What was that? Magic moves, magic moose and then jelly,
the green jelly that came in like little squeze, little squeeze,
square jelly. It was like it was like an instant pudding,
but it was Richard chocolate and made with fluffy like
traditional moose. And it wasn't instant putting most I mean

(14:17):
it was military between North pudding and South pudding.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's probably eighty sugar as well.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, real food, but it was it was light and
so your one was convinced it was probably bitter for
a most games in there. That would be a good
top sex top sex things your mom thought was healthy
in the.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Moses tomorrow, Okay.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Working on it, Maine, number one, number one, without a
shadow of a doubt. That is today's up sex play
Splitchforn and Tailey. A article from the spin off tells
the story about a person driving on the very same
Northwestern motorway that Haley and I take to work every day.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Love it it's my preferred motorway when it comes to
Auckland today.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's better than the Southern Motorway. Is a dump it's
a dumpster fire. They always one part of the road
works that we saw the but we go past the karaka.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Do you guys have a favorite part of road anywhere
in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yes, there's a part of State Highway one now before
they put in the Huntley Bypass just north of Huntley,
and it's real smooth. The Beard Place is built in
the village. Oh yeah, and they use the smooth road.
They use the ashphalt. It's past the tannery. So if
you're driving down the just go past. You come around

(15:46):
the corner and there's a long straight and there's a
house moving company on the left, and you keep going
and then the tannery is on the right, and then
there's always some silent bales and purple rapids and faces
on them. Then there's the set where they're building a
sleepyhead village right and then you hit it, yeah, and
it's mine's.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
There's a certain corner on the desert roads. Yeah, when
you're on State Highway won there's a certain corner and
you go around and it's a really steep curve and
there's a bit of graffiti on the barricade and then
you come out and then it's like a tree lined
little bit.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
This is a great phone and topic. I thought you
would have gone like the viae auct in, like, what's
the past past part? I've driven it once.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Was, But you're going to choose the ones that you like,
know you're there all the time.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Sweet through love that. I love that, get that sweet thrill.
It's a great there'd be a great phone and topic.
Yeah not now though, Well we can after eight because
we did that. Yeah, okay, great, let's do that change
the point we did this?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Are we working on the fly? Here? Are we doing
a vibe show? That's crazy? We're big mouth pieces for
the right here. We love roads on roads. We need
a best road roads. No one's right after it your
favorite stretch of road in New Zealand. Well, there's man

(17:11):
is driving along the stretch of road State Highway sixteen
city bound, and he admitted to interacting with his dash
mounted phone mounted fine to check navigation on a recent journey. Okay, state,
how he's examined bullshit is one he knows where he's going.
Keep driving strange, Yeah, you just road that leads to everywhere.

(17:35):
And then he saw a highway patrol car on the
side of the road. Thirty seconds later, his phone rings
unknown number. Answers it, Hello, it's the police here. Get
off your phone. They said, what are you doing on
your phone? He said, when I was talking to you,
aren't I a genius? Got you?

Speaker 4 (17:51):
So?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
The driver said, he was still traveling more than eighty
kilometers an hour. Answered the phone. He said, it was
kind of like I answered the phone. You're allowed to
answer a phone, right, You don't let to be on
the phone be interacting with the phone. I don't know.
I mean mine's in a it's in the day.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
If it's in a holder, you can answer it, right, Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I've got a little microphone and microphone and markr Yeah yeah, yeah.
It's lovely. Most like you're driving a Rolls Roysters Excel. Ye.
Most cars had built in your phone. Microphone, your phone,
you'll find Apple car players. You listen to your city

(18:32):
by bugging into a fake tape on a cord that goes.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
The tape with a little Excele record from it, and
it means I can listen to my iPod.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Oh your iPod, not even a city player with anti
shock microphone, latest technology. There's lovely. She knows what's what?
The driver? Yeah, verifies The driver says, is this your
another plate? And is that your home address? And the
driver said yes, And I did use my phone, but
it was a line of sight, whereas on my dash
one hundred and fifty dollars phone arrived in the math
a few days later. What have he got a fine? Yeah?

(19:05):
What are the rules?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Because it's it's so like Blu Ray now with all
there not iPads, but like the Eve one's got the
monitors and stuff and.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
The thing Apple car playing one of the evs, like
our friend Mike's car. It's like full movie screen. It's insane.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
But like, how much are you allowed to interact with that?
Because mine's like touch and we're allowed to.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
In March twenty thirteen, ecceler with a microphe with a microphone.
It's got a touch screen, doesn't touch, it's got a
touch screen.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I don't believe I have a friend that has a
touch screen in their car.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Doesn't bruise control, I don't know. I think it does.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I don't know how to use it accelerator. It's march calm,
but like you know, you can touch it and like
you touch it and do music and stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Are you allowed to do that? But not? But not this.
I don't think you're allowed to change from ZIM if
you're listen to ZiT in illegally, legally. Once it's a
huge fire, you're not allowed to change otherwise. It's one
hundred and fifty dollars. One hundred fifty thousand dollars. Yeah,
I believe huge. It's a huge fine. That's gractually a
great way to keep the media afloat. Yeah, fine, people,

(20:17):
one hundred and fifty million dollars changing station.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
It's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Love this genius. But how did he get his number?
He ran the plate, He ran the plate, sees the owner,
calls him, the owner is driving, confirms that it's him,
reads back his number plate, confirms his home address, and
then just tickets them. Is it an abuse of No, dude,
that's good, that's smart, pleasing and do that all day.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I thought it was quite smart and genius.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's not allowed to look up plates just for Willy
and he was being honest. Fine, I'm sure he wasn't
on a stash a stashboard, iPad, no darbla. This mine's
like a small iPad up the front attached to its
more a microphone. Play play silly.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
It is so silly, silly, silly that little pool, silly silly.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Today's silly little pole. It's about pinnee pasta before a
long tube pasta. Well, you know us, we like.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
To stay sort of politically neutral, yes, but we finally
wanted to come out and discuss this hot topic of
pine pasta.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I don't like I'm not a huge past the guy
and Penn's got to be one of my least favorites. Trash. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know what it's because sometimes this stuff in
the tube and then when you put in your mouth
and the stuff squirts out of the tube. Because it's
always like creamy and cheesy.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
If i'm pastor, i'm paper deliing big thick ribbons.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's like super
super SPAGHINNI well, super simple man baby. Oh you know,
I don't know. I still can't cook passer and a hot.
I can't get it right. I either take about and

(22:25):
it's still a bit yangang or I leave it too
long and it gets a bit bit. I can even
nail it. It's one of the it's weird. Well, when
you asked you, how do you eat penne pasta? Do
you stab it like say you were getting a couple
of tubes? Do you stab it right in the middle?
Do you scoop it by putting the prongs of the
fork into the tobs like a forklift lifting up some pipes? Yeah, stab, stab,

(22:51):
smoked it. Who's got time to scoop through the holes?
That's madness. There's a little things to be doing with
your time. Let's see what the people say. Owen says, Wow,
at first glance, I did not read that as pna pasta.
Now what it means? I know, how do you eat?
I mean he's got penis on the mind. I think

(23:12):
sounds like I say it, he's got pennie on the
mind as a four to scoop it into a spoon.
Penie on the mind. No penis in another It could
mean penis in another language. You don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
He could be Croatian or something.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Actually, good morning to our Croatian listeners are huge. Ergan
splugen to our Croatian listeners don't believe that's ergen splugen.
I din't don't believe that Croatian for good morning. It's
Italian penne penis. Why it's called pen a past It's
called a past because.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
It's cylindrical penis PENI Oh no, but pin and two
inns pena pasta Yeah, put two inns and spelled a pasta.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
No, I don't know spell.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh my god inny. Whereas penny means peanuts as two okay,
ellen penny jummy? Hellmen, no, um, don't be stabbing that
or scooping out. She handled the penis. That's right, and

(24:21):
unless instructed otherwise, I use a fork to scoop it
onto a spoon. No idea why it's just the way
I like it, says Sarah. Sarah. Absolutely, that's up to you. No,
she's creating too many dishes. Few things give me bring
me such childlike joy as getting a scoopy fork of
pasta on all the prongs of a fork. Emily Danielle Crichton.

(24:44):
I don't know she's related to Jurassic Park author Michael
Could could be, could be, We'll check there, she says,
fort prong in the whole.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
She says people are taking not taking this seriously enough.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Fort prong in the whole what Allie, I'm sure got
the results. They're literally designed to be threaded onto the fork.
Surely out of confusion. Yeah, Mason, stab it, stab it
like you those you money past Duke. Yeah, goodness me
some of those Masons and money on the Kate scoops four,

(25:18):
She says, scoops four.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Okay, somewhere message done. That's a Croatian good mollow. Welcome
Urban Schluben was pretty close. It's not again.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Apologies to our Croatian Listenban scluban, Welcome to Drew. We
really apologize stabbing this suck the source off is Lucille,
suck the sauce off, the source off. Stab it and
then and then you're reading plain pastor and that's gross, Courtney.
When I start getting full or bored, Penis is just Croatian?

(25:53):
Is that right? Penis is penis and Croatian. In Croatian,
penis is translates penis. Why I put English to Croatian
and it's penis penis to penis. I don't know that's
how I like to go in Croatia. Penis to penis
slogan in croatia. We'll be This is by the way

(26:15):
out of control.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Now.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
What to blame is we've recorded a podcast during the
show and it's put us in a silly podcast not
for broadcast mood. We're gonna get ourselves in trouble.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
The fact that Haley's had an hour and a half sleep.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I've lost my mind. Yeah, and something rewinded my brain
over night. I'm not sure what it is or if
I like it or not yet, but it feels different.
I've had a brain when I start getting full or bored,
and then maybe I'll scoop to slow down. Other than that,
you've got to be an adult and stab back. Penny.
Scooping as classer makes less miss and it's going in
your mouth and the same direction as the fork, and

(26:48):
it holds more sauce. Jordie, Jordi has really put a
lot of effort, in a lot of thought into eating
your penne pasta. It's a little.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Pot ms flinched Vaughn and produce to Shannon has fallen
for let's say, how many how many scam how many?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Well, I've gotten like close to being cleared out a
few times, but I've properly been like once.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
You're not even joking. You fell for the toll road scam.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
We've fallen for the when when you receive a package? Yeah, customs.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
So I always stop now and talk to my partner
because he literally did the TV show about falling for scams. Yeah,
so it's pretty embarrassing. But haven't fallen for one recently.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
We're proud. Yeah good, we're proud of you now.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
But you received a message from your lovely mother Beverley. Yes,
what was the message?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
She said?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I know you're careful about scams. It felt right to
share this with you.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Kiss. Do you know what better safe than sorry? I reckon? Also,
how how much is this? It's mixed up. It's the
other way. It should be the other way around. You
should be helping your parents, say hey, watch out for
these scams.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I know, but she's better than I am, and I
work in social media for a child.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Should we do?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Don't say this because we do these like online courses
through work, right, you have to do them.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'm a little bit behind, actually I need to catch up,
but you have to do them.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
It's like cybersecurity in the email the.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Other day that was so obviously well obviously.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
It aall in for one of those, not the most recent,
because carwhen emailed me before I got to it.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
You cannot what's the wordy molly coddle her.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
But every time that there is a fishing scam at work,
now I go, hey, Boggsy doesn't actually want to send
you a gucher.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
The other day it was quite clever though. It was
like you've got something or other. Click this link to oh,
yeah the logan the log and yeah, I don't even
see it. That's because you was this one.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
What the it was like you log and has been
something rather click this link to reset, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Something this scan that your mom told you to watch
out for is actually something the police have been posting about.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
The New Zealand police have been posting about for the
last few.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Days, and there's a scan that's going around and it
is tracking people.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
So basically they send you mail like physical mail, and
in it they're like, you have a present, scan this
QR code.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
To get the rest of the information and the using
the using like legit places all stuff, and so you
just think that you've got a gift. I love gifts
and so then you scan the code and then how
do they get your info from the QR code.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
You fill out stuff.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, just once you do the QR code, it gives
them access and stuff. So it must be like a
sneaky QR code, one.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Of those sneaky QR codes. Yeah, that's my understanding. But
I wouldn't have thought of QR code gives everyone access
to your phone. It's sneaky because if you think about
the alphabetic orderque you are, Yeah, q q R logical
letter is an instance of sneaky Yeah, next T T tricky,

(30:10):
sneaky tricky, sneaky tricky unicorns under What does QR stand
for in QR code? Question? Question? Quick question quiz rizzler
you are?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
It stands a quick response code.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah, idiot? Yeah, what do you guys? If you get
a gift, keep the gift, but don't scan the code.
Luckily I don't get male, so it male.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Well, I don't have an address like you do you do?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Like I don't have like a postal address. Everyone has
a number whatever. Yeah, but I can't get male like
almost you have a little mail box downs to you.
What everyone wants to be a you know, Oh poor me,
I don't have mail. You don't. It's not poor me.

(31:05):
I just like, can't get packages and stuff. You take
care packages. Fletch lives in the apartment. He gets packages.
You literally can get packages. Did your boyfriend tell you
this so you don't online shop? Oh my god, that
is just so smart. That is so smart. He told
you that you have just a mentalist.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
You yeah, to think that you don't have an address
so that you don't online shop.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
This is genius from him. You should just read the dictionary.
Read every word out loud, because one of those words
will release you from his spell play. I'm going to
Sheila on my hands here.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I'd like to tell you about Okay, now she's gone
on a first date and I believe that she's in
a lot of trouble after she had a casual.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Hook up or someone. I'd say yes. Because the tektoks
have now been deleted.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I went to go open the video and it was
like remove, and I was like, this feels like it's
pen Actually.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
We just literally this happened overseas, but we just literally
heard Brennan the news saying that the governments are going
to crack down at those that sheared crimes online. It
does blow my mindment people put so much stuff online
live stream ram raids. You're like, what are you doing?
You're literally giving the court the evidence.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I see you, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Very glad There wasn't anything when we were trying to
just weren't doing ram raids or anything, but we were
up to shenanigans.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
We're up to some shenanigans and there were no phones. No,
well there were phones, but they were like.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Win tracking.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, yeah, very bluarry photos by the time. I was
sort of my mid teens.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Anyway, this woman, she's gone on dates and well, this
particular incident, she went on a casual date, went to
this person's house and stole a pair of shoes, an xbox.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
And food, which I think is really funny.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
The food, the food, she's hungry, documents the entire thing.
Documents the entire thing, which has now since been deleted.
But now she's been charged because obviously you're like, you
can see you clearly stolen this.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
You can't deny it. There's a video you you talk
of it. You're you doingn't expect if you hopped up
with someone that they're going to steal your xbox or
stuff from your house.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I mean, I guess it does happen.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I hoped out with someone once and they stole my iPod.
It was one hundred and twenty g guy pod turn
silver ones were Did you not track.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Them down to you know?

Speaker 3 (33:37):
I would just say I didn't have all the information
to find them again, Okay, that's fair enough. And I'm
so gutted because it had an incredible playlist on it.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
When they backed up an itchin, it wasn't back. It's
surprising to me because I thought in your young and
free days you still ran a very strict identification process
on any potential cup slip On this one night, did
you then pass the door slip at the door? How
are you going to be here for? What's the purpose?
Can I have something as a bond?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I would get back at the end of the night
to make sure I had all my stuff and then
it was fine and do this.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Sometimes they do take a souvenir.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Oh, I know, a little souvenir.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Souvenir of the night.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
It's like, really, excuse me, take a lock of my hair,
not my iPod with something incredible I cannot tell you
incredible playlists they had everything on.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
It was a real mixture of genres.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yeah, and you never got it back.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Had like songs from like ads, you know, you'd listen
to it be like I love that song but a
regenas specter and then sort of you know, like some
real odd stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
That song from that Sony ad with the balls bouncing
down the hill?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
What was that something someone got silas heartbeat? Yeah, yeah,
you know that kind of stuff song. Yeah, yeah, there's
a planet will never get back and plug and born,
plug in, plug and plays. Yeah, that song that's on

(35:06):
the playoff. You're never getting the iPod back, by the way,
a hundred songs to just give it a realistic you know,
to your iPod, but also in the background need of this, yeah,
always always wearing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, So I think that's the only time that I've
had someone steal something from a date. Anyway, I want
to know because I reckon this happens all the time. Also,
it's a classic New Zealand of course this happens. What
was stolen on a date? Like did someone come over
to your house or maybe if they take.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
What did they take a souvenir?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I mean, and I will personally and we are not
endorses of crime here. Everything in moderation to those that celebrate.
But maybe you've stolen something.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
On a date? Is there something you wish you'd stolen?
M because I know that a house once and there
was a Garfield phone, one of those. Thank you mister, yeah, mister,
thank you when the Garfields are sleep and you lift
up the receivers. My friend had one of those growing up.
So my friend Kelly had a Hamburger phone. Yeah yeah, yeah, phoney.

(36:20):
And they have phones as well that were yeah, yeah, yeah, good,
thank you. Okay, well one hundred dance at him. We
want to take your calls. Has this ever happened to you?
You can take the nine six nine.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Something stolen on a date or a casual hook up?
Or if you want to call Anonymous, slam did you
steal something? We want to know what was stolen on
a date or a casual hook up? Or we will
also accept calls and messages of if you've.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Stolen ye Cliptos are welcome on the Welcome judgment free.
We're not here to you know, charge you or anything.
Anonymous has called Anonymous somebody stole something from your place? Yes,
so I woke up in the morning after having someone
over after a night out was it? And I noticed

(37:08):
when I looked like to the where I've got like some.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Frames and stuff on my bedside table and one of
the photo, one of my graduation photos was gone.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Are you hot? Anonymous?

Speaker 6 (37:21):
He must have thought.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
So he's like, man, I don't want to forget this one.
What color did you graduate? And when you graduated? You
know how they the inside of your hoods are different color.
That might be purple, not a Hobwarts house Harry Potter
thing on. It was red or yellow, had a range
of lytherin. Yeah, what an odd thing to steal, especially

(37:48):
when like like did he know like your Instagram or
anything or any of your socials like just exchange it was?
It was back before you okay, yeah, right, so he
was like school to remember this woman? Good for you. Actually,
I'd be flatter. Did you ever see him again? Though,
to be like, hey, why do you see a photo
of me?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Maybe like once briefly but probably just pretended I didn't
see him?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, okay, yeah, amazing and.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Some tisan so embarrassing that top one he stole my
dressing gown to Uber Homan.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
He must have looked like a right loser in miss
Silks that's a good question when sometimes in.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Probably somewhere, some on the ceiling fan and some under
the bead. He just needed to get out of there.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I stole his virginity and his heart would be married
two years as of use today. My god, he's never
had another a good Christian story there.

Speaker 7 (38:50):
That's a beautiful it's a beautiful Christian bedtime story. Shop around, Yeah,
find the best deal. He doesn't know what else is
out there, though, true, let's keep it that way.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I'm wondering my TV remote got taken one night after
a date. No, that's annoying, with a snapchat received in
the morning saying, ha ha, you have to see me again,
with a picture of said remote.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Okay, that's kind of of funny.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
It's funny, so annoying because especially when you hungover, you
just want to watch watch. Yeah, this girl follow up?
Did she invite?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
She invited them back?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Round to follow up from the remote? Person? Follow up? Please?
Did that lead anywhere? I guess you just go get
a universal remote just getting from the warehouse or something,
and you never see them again. I stole a single
AirPod from him after I noticed lots of girls things
in his bathroom. He clearly had a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Or a female flat man.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Or he loves to groom. He's he takes care of himself, right, lum,
I still a pair of kitchen tongus. My flat needed someone.
They had more than one piers. I was just like
multiple piers of tongs. Wait morning, you wake up and

(40:09):
you're like, let me just see what they've got.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I got to Bresco's today. I just take one of
these piers of tongs, take these ones.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I had a bag of handmade leather toys, shall we say,
And in the morning they were gone.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Why is there.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Some text to put toys in quotations? Don't believed these
handmade leather toys, trains and legos and stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah you're building yet, stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
My dad stile my mum's Walkman CD player on there
one night together that created me.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Oh oh you're one night stand baby.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Interesting origin story. Yeah, good fun. If dad like paid
that back over the next eighteen years, probably I hock
up stell my ralph lorn pajamas. Oh no, not yeah,
another reason to leave your shirt on. Okay, leave your
shirt while you're making love. Who's leaving this shirt on?

(41:03):
You're making love? You can't leave of your shirt on.
Shirt's gotta come off. Sometimes it's the skin you look
like baby getting to skin time. It's not some skin slaps.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
The shirt can stay off, the shirt off. If we're
being casual, the shirt can stay on. Why are you
shaking here?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Just get it off off? Get the shirt off? Are
you leaving the shirt on for you know?

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Well?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
You like the fat guy in the pool. At some
I think we're not gonna notice kids. Get it off.
Slap some sunscreen on there. Yeah, let's look you up
and see what's going on. So with some sunscreen, I
mean for the man in the pool accidentally put on
the wrong pants and the dark sneaking out. He thought
I stole my purpose to see him again, But I
snuck out for a reason. So those pants are just
dropped off. Oh yeah, some are. It wasn't faint, but

(41:54):
rather a flat mate that moved out and stole my
steady collection. Oh well that doesn't, that doesn't. Can you can?
When we say what did flatmates stare?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Don't what you're texting?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
The wrong thing there summed in your story into our
phoner and it doesn't fit.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
We should run to sell a little pole on adult
fun time shirts and the shirts off. Somebody said, of
course the boys want the shirts off. You're all the same.
What are we here for if we get on boobies,
if we getting funking monkey monkey, We're not here get
We're not to keep anything behind the curtains we have

(42:30):
for the full show. We are you gonna take your
pants off and leave your shirt in a casual encounter
or a quick sharp There may be some people that
leave everything on and just poking out the hole in
the boxes. No, no, that's hardt big. That's got a
big Mormon inergy that my god in the boxes. Don't look,

(42:53):
don't lock want to see anything shirts off. One guy
took my phone charger to follow up on the we
get to follow up in the end. No follow up
on the TV remind unbelievable. I had a very passionate

(43:14):
evening in the back of an uber on the way home.
How far are we going? Passionately?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
That's poking it out the whole, poking.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Out the whole.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
You're not taking your pants off, You're not going pants
around the ankles in the back of the.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Uber.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Rating is and did that go up or down? After
Susually those ubers have the protective plastic cover on the seats.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, you know when your naked ass touching.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah, you're just going to poke about. Could you take
the beaded seat cover off the front and stead of
thrown on the back. Flitch Vaughn and Haley. We're going
to give her another chance.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
She's yet to crack a five star max for Shannon's hacks?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Is it the day today, Shannon? I'm hoping so. No,
you've lost your confidence. I can hear it in your voice.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah, wavering.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
What is the thie of this hecks? It's to look cooler? Okay,
well that's always something I spider. To skill.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
It's a way to gain a skill that will make
you look cooler.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Maybe this will help Haley.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Today's who wore a new hoodie and so her T
shirt her black T shirt is covered in white fluff
all the day out of all the days, I now
am covered in fluff. Look terrible. So this hack?

Speaker 4 (44:24):
There is nothing hotter or cooler about a person than
when they crack an egg with one hand. Yeah, that's true,
Like there's just some thing about it that is cooler
and sixy.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I mean maybe like riding a motorcycle or something like that, Yeah,
with their shirt off and no helmet.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Yeah, just effortless, right, But there's also on the flip
of that, nothing more embarrassing than if you try and
fail it. Okay, So I've got a hack how to
teach you how to do it without wasting eggs.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Because I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I pie you've got Actually, I think flitchen Vorne, you
taught me how to crack an egg without getting showers
on the bench, flat surface, lait surface at the edge
of the pan. Yeah, constant eggshells in my EPs.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
But yeah, so you're saying that if there was a
ten out of ten hottie and they were doing a
two handed egg crack, you'd be like, no, way the
hell out of my hand making me? Did you just
two hand that egg?

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Leave?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Please? Exactly.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
So here's a hack how to teach you how to
open an egg with one hand without wasting eggs. Okay,
grab your ear pods.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
If you own aar pods, come out.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Okay, I can bring some into the studio for you.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I've got ear pods, but not here.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Okay, Well, essentially, what you do EarPods have one of
these little like magnetic cats yep. You tack your ear
pods on the bench and then practice opening it with
the fingers that you would use to open an egg.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Hey, I know you can't see me.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Give me a grace of watching, ready, Haley.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Okay, okay, I can see you.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, yeah, frustrating an egg is definitely magnetic.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
It's not the magnetic resistance, it's practicing the movement.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Movement.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
It sounds like we're going to get some broken EarPods here.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah, that's definitely something I'd love to do with something
with three or four hundred dollars. Tap it on the table.
You see. The next generation AirPods are going to be
like functional hearing it? Yeah? How amazing?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Insane?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
And which will be rich because it's always like our
appearance and grandparents like take your headphone. It finds out
at the table, You're like, I'm hard of hearing. Yes,
you cancel, thanks, and now they all have the man
the straight up sucks. Yeah. Can I bring you and
my ears and you try it? Yeah? Okay, yeah, one,
I'm going to start salvage the last. I'm going to

(46:42):
say one stuff. I've never seen an egg that shapeful
size in my life. I've seen the multitude. Also, if
I'm hold yeah, if I'm holding the egg like that
to it's not even in the middle yet, it's not
in the it's not in the middle. But are you
feeling the stretch? This is the point it wouldn't work.
I needed egg here to compare it to. It's not yeah,

(47:04):
it's just it's.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yeah, it doesn't work, Shannon, you lost me the moment
you see grab your ear pods.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
When it came to it cracking an egg, you grab
your I think the thing would be if you don't
want to lose an egg or waste an egg, it's
just practice with a small bowl in a bigger bowl,
and then if you do lose, there's a hack. Still
got it? That's a hack, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
It's this Flitcher's hack, waiting Flitcher's hack.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Would that be five stars?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Like now I'm giving Flitcher's hack five stars. Get a
smaller bowl, yeah, and then practice practice before a bigger
bowl so you don't ruin your better Yeah, Shannon's hack
I'm giving.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I don't understand why you wouldn't just practice with an
egg into a single bowl. No, because you've got to
use your ear pods. Just prectice with eggs. You're dump Dumbo.
Don't learn to crack an egg one handed into the
middle of a lot of hour. If you just saying
and you're using a second bowl, any residual whites that

(48:06):
go over the side when you're cracking, I don't understand
how you will just use a one big bowl.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
But you're going to get go on your bench.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Sounds like.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Wrench coming from you, Shannon. I give you this zero
stars out of five. And I also keeping your pods
as penis penance for this terrible.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Plays Flitch phone and Haley play. Answer the phones. I've
got a really nice phone manner. Hello, Hally speaking. You
didn't even say it was Zim. Who cares? It's me?
They're excited to hear me. They'll be they're calling, don't
I don't know who I am. It is a formal
way of doing it. What do you say? You say?

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Is it Hailey speaking? Also Hello Zidim Hailey speaking. It's
really interrupted my flow. That's how I asked the phone, Hello,
Holy speaking, it's cd M. I could add it to
the end.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
You could add it to the end.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
I'm going to jump on phones right now.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
We have Brett summer brat summer's over the American brat summer.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
But does that mean we get our fresh brat summer? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Is our bread summer coming coming? Okay?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Yeah? Right, we're in spring.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Right, yes, So now the Northern Hemisphere is an autumn.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
I'm smart. You are smart.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
You've seen it. I seen it, you smart. I've done
how seasons work. Yeah, I've done it in the box
and I've seen it spring. Even though there's a lot
of snow for a lot of people right now. Polar
blast yea, yeah, polar blast absolutely, torrential rain yesterday in Auckland.
It's autumn in the Northern Hemisphere, and they're calling it
a love a Girl autumn.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh god, why does everything have to be something? What
I did is saying good question. Why can't we just
have autumn? Why would want to be September? Why can't
it just be spring? And that's it. It's love a
girl autumn? Okay.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
In the Northern Hemisphere, the large percentage of lover girls,
they're calling themselves loving, giving and receiving.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Handwritten notes. Notes.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
They're back to writing love letters and they're calling this
the lover girl autumn because they're like that.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
We get we're returning to form.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
We're done with these little messages and these game playing
little tender things.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
We are doing.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Handwritten love letter. A couple of sprays of perfume.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah, that was a bit of a trick, gay, but
you didn't want to soak the paper because then the pen.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Would run that. We're back to writing letters to our lovers,
and people are appreciating the effort. A lot of people
like a lot of these in.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Gail until you go to the post shop and they're like,
how much is the stamp? Now you have to like yeah,
or if you have to, just caurierboug it right, So
they signed for it so unromented.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
You've got this nice cute little pink envelope a red
heart on it, and then you gotta just shove it
in an insied post blue bear.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, but they're loving this and they're not.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I think love girls yep in the autumn of lover girls.
I think they're writing them to receive them as well,
because they're like, we're loving receiving.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Our love of boys writing them back.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
I can't remember the last time. I when I was
sixteen with my first love man, we wrote letters.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Let me tell you from the mind of a teenage boy.
He was just doing what he thought he had to
do to get there, into my heart, into your well,
what's on top of your heart? Two of them skin
with the nipple on the top, boobs.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
My bones, don't get to get into your bones.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Was getting into my bones, get and my soul. He
was the love of my life. Right.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Is this a gen Z thing? It's a millennial millennial not.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
So minis We did this when we were at school. Yeah,
so we don't need to do it again. Yeah, whereas
gen zs there would have been a taptivity tip type. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
So they're like they wanting quality of dates.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
They're wanting romantic gestures.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
They're wanting they're wanting four head kisses, handwritten notes, flowers, chocolate's.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
The lot, give me a bucket, buy me.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
A bloody like Kims House voucher. Do you know what
I mean? That's something useful and you'm just like something
that I'm gonna use. Voucher. I don't care Briscoe's voucher.
There's a pretty card. Yeah, don't chocolate like. I love
a pritzy card, don't get me wrong. Yeah, you cab
not romantic and you're thinking of courier bag was unromantic?

(52:32):
How unromantic? But a pretty cad and signed the carrier bag.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Then you've got Haley.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Then you're getting into my sternum. Yeah, play play, I'll
tell you what. There's pigs guys across the country today,
ladies and gentlemen word experiencing a pole of blast. It's
gonna doing all sorts of things. I hated that, hated that.
Actually what it's a booty. It's a booty with us

(52:58):
just about that? Do you know?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Someone said to me just side can I Someone said
to me, oh my gosh, you've got to approach the
bench sidebar. They said, you've got a great voice for radio.
Did do they teach you to speak like?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
There?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
And I said, like what? They seem like a radio presenter?
Do I speak like that kind of radio voice?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
You do?

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Do? I?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yes? It's unbelievable. I cannot believe this hour of the morning.
That's absolutely some just slowly happens.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
What do radio both adultcers have such terrible sign of issues.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
That's what we're coming up at eight o'clock. Now, there's
been a rise and AI tools people using AI to
travel up forty percent in the past years. So people
are using it more and more to plan the holway
and the vacant I always forget that it AI exists.
I don't use it like you use it quite a
bit more. I guess if I had an office uses

(53:52):
it absolutely, use it to short cut the hell out
of my job. For topics to talk about with your
kids are Yeah, I'm like, who's the sigma? Tell me?
And then you get a listen, what do these words mean? Yeah,
you translate your kids translation. So people are using it
for all kinds of stuff and I always forget about it,

(54:14):
but it is.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
It's so helpful.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Seventy one percent of people say they've used AI to
help them find activities or attractions when they get to
a city, like, for example, I've got chat, GPT open.
Now what are the five best things check kipped check
this whole time. Give me an oversea a big overseas
city that you would go to, Edinburgh, Barcelona, Barcelona, Barcelona.

(54:37):
I've just been shafted, he pointed to me. You know
why do you know why? It's because Edinburgh? Is it?
Like you know MARLB. I'm just like, yeah, I don't
want to sell it. You're dumb, dumb, So I just
I've just I'm putting it in our chat GPP. It's
spreading it out, so gratta familiar part guel l LUs

(54:58):
media this guy who did. But it is Gothic quarter
and I.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Don't need AI to tell me to go to Cigarta
for Melia. It's like the biggest thing to do.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
People. Might you buy the book Buffalona, the book if
you've got the AI technology for the but I buy
the book for Butfalon, and they need to keep the
book for Buttalon and this. You could be like, I've
got four days in Barcelona travel books anymore? Nobody? What
was that? I did see someone with a like a
loaning planet when I was away in Europe, like in July,

(55:34):
and I was like, wow, your grandma give you that.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
It's like, hello, do you know about a five.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Reading the book? And they're like, there's wall that separates
east and west. Berlin's around here somewhere where research. But yeah,
you can be like, I've got three days in a city,
tell me all the best things to do, and it
will literally give you an itinerary and then you can
find tune it, which a lot of people are doing
so they might have you might have.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Do it somewhere less popular than in Buffalon, like it
was a small thing.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Afghanistand great Carbull don't say Afghanistan. There's a whole country.
There's a lot of groundcover Couble.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Okay in Carbull k.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Actually capital of Afghanistan, rich history and cultural heritage.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
I love, I would love to go.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
I love to go to that area. I think it
looks absolutely beautiful, the museum when I when I ran
sorts of stuff, torn Ardens, the citadel. Yeah, that heaps
of stuff. The markets as just a big list and
it literally gives it to you in a second, like
it's insane. So a lot of people using this fifty
seven percent. So the AI have has saved them time

(56:42):
or travel planning because you don't need it, like you
might go to trip Advisor and then like the topic
also ask ao to do you up in a gender
based on the fact you wanted to go to the
places in the quieter time. See, I was going.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
To say that, can you say to it make me
a two day itinery avoiding crowds.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
As based crowds. It can in the city during July,
and it's also really good for like, say, you've got children,
so give me an itinerary that's good for kids. Algeably
would I want that? I don't have kids, I'm giving
Why would I want that?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Or you have like not taking someone else's kids overseas
with me, or.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
You have a disability and so you like.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Give me accessible things to do like a parent had
a kid with GPT.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Where are the hotties? Where the hotties are at? Like
what country has the hottest people?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Countries?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Because that's what I want them to tell me. A
two day itinery where I'll see the hottest.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Men Haley in the world. I've said, what countries have
the hottest men for Hailey to see? When it comes
to me back to Balon. When it comes to finding
attractive people, beauty is siddenly in the eye of the
beholder tart if Hailey is interested in meeting men artificial intelligence.
If Hailey isn't interested in meeting men who are considered attractive.
There are many countries renowned for the diverse and appealing features.

(57:58):
Here are the countries where people often celebrated for their
good looks. It's Alie a fine but our.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Seal Italy is what made us realize that New Zealander
ll Mingo.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Menga, Greece and Turkey. There you go, five countries dry
lamb at the last two. Yeah, try lamb on that
super Lake, but a dry lamper exclude countries with dry lamb. Ye,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yeah, you could be as hot as you could be
a ten out of ten.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
If you're cooking me some dry lamb, we're not getting together.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Okay, it has taken Turkey off the list.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
It knows, knows, given exactly, then it's given. It has
booked Turkey back back in there. It's giving me the
same countries. So maybe Turkey doesn't have dry chamborn.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Chet Gip has not had the driest doesn't have a mouse,
so how could it.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yeah, we're over doing it. After the news, next a
big announcement. Stay tuned, dog go anywhere across the country
play z MS Fletchbourne and Hailey. We're going to talk
about your favorite segment of New Zealand Roads. It's a
segment that we're a segment and you describe it, and

(59:12):
I mean, we don't even have to have driven it,
but if you describe it well enough, I guess we'll
feel like we have driven it. Yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
The beautiful thing about living in a stunning small country
like ours.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Someone message and already.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Yeah, my favorite road is the third corner on the
Rimutaka Range and White Upper. I know the corner, the
corner what my parents live over the right in Featherstone,
so we're going from from Wellington.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
They sit and wide it Upper. So that made me
feel like the range is what side are they leaving from?
This changes the third corner because the third corner, I know,
it's a big sweeper.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
And you get a lovely view or it's is it just.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Hitting way to the mountain, you're hitting eye it's gorge. Okay,
I'm not talking about the view. I'm not talking about
the view count. But I need, I need to describe
the road in itself. That's not all about the tarmac.
It's a little bit about the ashfelt, but it's also
about what's around it. You're seeing peach teets, coups, love them,

(01:00:13):
or maybe there's a beautiful thing on the side of
the run. Vibe. It's the vibe and you should know
this is I'm all about the vibe. To me, it's
the streetch of State Home one heading south just past
tav It's such a such a boring bit of road
to me, and you had the smooth and it just
changes everything if you I have never been through there

(01:00:34):
in an electric car, but I'm imagining it'll just be
like so quiet. Yeah. Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
No one will text it tucking any exit on the
Southern Motorway.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
No, okay, So we want you now to tell us
what is your favorite segment of road in the whole
of the country. Why why? But it does seem ridiculous
to talk about, but already so many people are messaging
and there, yeah, right's coming over the crest where you
see and you see that, and that's beautiful. The sculptures

(01:01:10):
on the last point, yep, that's beautiful sculpture. Park house
right at the top of their with its own like
driveway off right. I'd love to go up there for
a look. I think it must have used to be
in a restaurant or something. My head. I Don'd love
to show you around.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
There's a beautiful church you pass on the Brido Ones
and that's stunning. Must stop at the Cody Forest, the
Cody Forest Museum.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
You know you've gone off. Oh yeah, I have to
have gone off toog apologize. We want to take some
phone calls. One hundred dance at him. You can take
her nine six nine six. Have you seen the quality
of the grass as you passed? It's so good? Oh
my god. When there's a new like hell and they've

(01:01:55):
made grassy that's Microsoft?

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
How's this Windows XP? This is a background? This is stunning. Okay, Oh,
eight hundred dance at Amazon. Number you can take through
nine six nine. Say your favorite bit of road in
this country of ours? The Sigma by the National Party
Love a road. Wow, we're talking your favorite favorite better road,
your favorite better ashphalt in this country of We were

(01:02:20):
just saying when you do when we do something that's
so niche like this, and people just go absolutely nuts
because everybody's favorite text machine is a long hard right.
So your favorite little bit of road in New Zealand anywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Lely? Good morning, Good morning? How are you guys? Really good?
What's well? Haley's had an hour and a half sleep,
She's all right. I can't I'm almost euphoric. I feel
so good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
What what's your favorite part, Lily?

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
I'm going west coast past Motow to Taranaki, where you've
got you're looking over the ocean and you can see mounki.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Yeah, the beautiful We stopped in Moreco on our way
to New Plumbers. That's where the tree driver who amount
you bet you begged about because he was leaning great
white bait, Sammy. Yeah, I recall a lot of beautiful
West Coast roads, like the road through from like wanna
car through the West Coast is amazing, dramatic, Yeah, really

(01:03:19):
dramatic coast, dramatic coastlines.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Stunning, stunning pitch there, Lily. Actually it's a great bit
of road.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Yeah, good from you, thank you. Let's go to Sallie Shelley.
Your favorite bit.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
My favorite bit is on thet why he's going through.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Beautiful because like you're perilously close to your Death's no
fence in some bits.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Absolutely, And I love the rock faces you go past.
It was to the little solut.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Until it slips on the car, yeah, which it does
every now and then it does the slips it is there.
You've got to think of the old time as making
those roads. I know how'd they do it? It was
golden then gullies. That's why a train, beautiful train through
the egg. Sometimes you get to see a Cho choo train.
You've had that on the head there, Shelley. That's a
good So. My mum was in quite a serious car

(01:04:16):
accident that gorge. Oh someone came around the corner. Well, Shelley, Yeah,
you feel bad. She was in a head on she
around the road. Someone came around the corner going too
fast and they skidded and there were sideways and Mum
just was just like, oh wow, smashed her.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
Yeah, it's not a favorite for you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Still she walks, she talks, She walks like a living doll.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Yeah, Shelley, thank you. Sam.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
What's your favorite part of New Zealand Road?

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
The road into Hundley when you're when you're driving down
from Auckland and you get to see the chimneys and
you get to make that joke I hear they don't
need the chimneys any longer. And then everyone in the
car rolls their own. Yeah, because long.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Half this is this is Sam, that al Vero, Sam
from Cinema. You know that our ZDM team listened to
the station.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
There's a smooth bit of road there. My favorite part
about that road is how smooth it gets at one stage.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Sand Oh yeah, yeah, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
The fingers as well. I think the speed limit changes there,
so you've got to be really careful and keep your
eyes on the road and not too long because you
can get pinged of court. Yeah. Safety first, Thank you, Sam,
thank you, more messages and uh tuckers. When the clouds
are down low, you feel like you're rusty, you feel
like you're driving to heaven. I don't want to drive
in to heaven. It means I'm dead. Who we are

(01:05:38):
too little? Who you are on the west coast of
Auckland A little? Who are you?

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Yeah, that's quite beautiful. Yeah, there's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yeah. Now there's a stretch of road just before Kudo
in the South Island, the White tuck Eat the region.
I've looked it up where a huge willow tree hangs
over the roads and you get to drive under it.
I want to do that. I just got a chilled
on my spine. I want to description of that willow trap.
Do you know another little bit of road that I
did at the mid March the Mount Cook That road

(01:06:06):
When you're driving you turn off are you driving soe
the canals and you ye?

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Or you yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
You turn off from tikapo Ye and you're driving towards
Mount Coffle around beautiful and you just see the mountains.
Great butter road. Yeah, and all the tourists pull over
and stand in the middle of the road and yeah, yeah,
I don't worry about cars going one hundred and tink
and hour that sort of thing. Devil staircase. When there's
no one in front of you, who can just oh no,
you don't turn into a race track. That's silly. Don't
be silly. But they see when there's no one in

(01:06:32):
front of you. That's what somebody said. The tams Coast
beautiful road, but my all my memories of it are
getting stuck behind a camper van. Yeah, that's the way
up to my mate. It's stunning. It's stunning darning Tim's
Coast at Christmas because the bhooth the car isn't bloom.
Oh yeah, yeah, we love that. Someone said it'll be
anywhere where you drive under trees in the sun cascades,

(01:06:52):
through the canopy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
No, we need specific bits, sorry. Fitzgerald Glade is the
one that they mentioned.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Oh yeah, that they followed up with absolutely by beautiful driving.
This is this is a person who lives in the
Big Smoke of Auckland, I didn't expect to see any
innocent roads driving down Hillsborough Road and seeing the Monaco Harbor.
Oh yeah, Hillsbrow is up high. You gotta get out
of it more. It's in the name, isn't it hills Yeah,

(01:07:17):
it's a burrough of hills statehou is six alongside are
like hardwire and like Wanica.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Oh yes, that is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Yeah. Drove my husband mad going on about how gorgeous
it was, bloody gorgeous, keep saying it. I love that
when you're on a trip and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
You're like, oh, every corner, how lucky are we?

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Kingston to Frankton. That's right, that's the same as that
Devils Yeah, beautiful, just absolutely beautiful ononic past. That's amazing.
I've never driven that road, that's why.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
That's what I was just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Yeah, Kimo Rangers, that's a that is a beautiful bit
of road. And now you get to the top, there's
a good view. But it's it's a very dangerous road,
and i'd say for lots of horrendous the amount of
lives that have been lost on that stretch of road
because people were flying up there and overtaking trucks and
it's so beautiful. You gotta slow down and take it in,
you know. Yeah, Now there's a tree canopy going through

(01:08:09):
the Lewis Pass. I'm told little Lewis Passes. That's up there. Tree.
Can it be?

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
You can't just grow it now, can you. It's had
to have been grown already. And then and then and
then a road plowed a straight and then we plowed
a road through it down the heats.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Of them just so's actually the road up to the
visitor center in Mount Taranaki. That's a beautiful drive, literally
driving through like native bush bush. Some stage someone was like,
you know what we need here?

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Road road straight up the road straight.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Through to Milford sound of course that's that doesn't even
look real when you're going through there. We took a bus.
I'm glad we did. I really gave me a chance
to just be like the granite. When you see all
the granite, you're like, what the hell? And then is
that part where you just come around the corner and
it's just like this flat sort of marshy boggling the marsh,

(01:09:04):
the marsh. And then of course you climb up to
the to the tunnel, don't you, Oh my god, you
go Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
The men that worked on the tunnel, how they get
through that granite?

Speaker 7 (01:09:14):
Her tell us some stats about the cheeky little birds
on the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Love it. Mom's just message saying that we should do
the best passing lanes. You're like, God, damn, this is
a good place. I'll open, I'll open the bidding stay
there at twenty seven when you're going from Auckland down
to like the Coramandel, and you come around there and

(01:09:42):
there's just like, yeah, it's like christ Alive. And you
come around the corner and there's this big, fat good
you want here. There's always Syria on the left and
a cool art Dicko house in there, and you're just like,
here we go, Here we go. He's just losers.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Yeah, oh my god, yes, I know exactly that passing
like great from you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Biva save that for another day, plays its fleshed one
and Haley, it's did you want to say something? I
just wanted to commend the text of someone saying any
road leaving Parmas the North is pretty good because I'm
from Hamilton, of course, and Hamilton and Palmas the North.
We threw up our fists for who's the best Inland

(01:10:21):
city 's the worst. Big rivalry there, rivalry who's the worst?
Do you make? No? Best you isn't the wrong word.
Hamilton's the best. Right now, Time for Fact of the Day,
Day day day day, Do do do do do do

(01:10:42):
do do do do do doo doo doo doo doo.
It really took that out of my lungs. I wasn't
ready for that big night for you. But she is
starting a crash. I can see it in the iron. Yep,
she said, an hour and a half sleep after iron,
you've been at work for Yeah, we've been at work
for twice as long as you slept. Don't give me

(01:11:05):
the numbers. I feel fine. I run some numbers for you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
This week at Fact of the Day, it's all about
fire trucks, fire appliances. Sorry because tomorrow, this time tomorrow
will be broadcasting No, not sorry, this time Thursday, leaving tomorrow,
but this time Thursday will be live from the Hawks
Bay Airport for the naming ceremony of the new fire truck.
And we did put our weight behind the voting for

(01:11:28):
Dame Judy Drench. We're hoping that that comes through.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
I'm also hoping that today fawn a fletch if we
could just have a private conversation. I hope Faun some
fact checked his ow in fact, because they gave a
fact and it wasn't true.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
We had all these firefighters texting and it was embarrassed.
I heard from some firefighters give us on my own
accounts and they said they were listening to the podcast
and saying, hey, that's not quite right. And then oh,
I see a firefighters joined you and made some corrections.
Just appreciate hearing about our service. That was the general.
It's nice, that was the general. Yeah, thank you for
your service.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
A fire truck said slow down. Accordingly, just have a
look at a fire truck or a fire engine that
the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Was it a one or a seven or four? I
think clarify today is specifically about airport crashed tenders. That's
what the airport fire trucks are called, airport crashed chicken tenders.
I guess because they tend to the crash Otherwise. I
was an airport fire appliants, and are you going to

(01:12:26):
deal with why there's so much sexier than normal fire
engines or trucks or whatever you call it. Well, what
we're dealing with one sexy aspect, okay of the and
I will be very interested to see when we go
to the airport and if this you are yet to

(01:12:47):
be named fire tender. Fire appliants has a penetrating schnozzle,
a penetrating.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Rick.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Some airport tenders, hell a man elevated.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Can you stop calling it a tender, because now all
I can think about is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Checkers fire appliances. You have an elevator, but that makes
it sound like a kettle or a toaster, you know, yeah,
just call it an airport firetruck and some airport fire
that's not though.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
So here we go, here we go, here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Is with bs fast. Some airport fire appliances have an
elevated extinguished elevated extended extinguishing arm capable of raising the
foam or the water that it shoots out about twenty meters.
Oh wow, okay, then some some can then puncture superficial structures,

(01:13:47):
such as an airplane fuselage to extinguish internal fires using
a reinforced schnozzle.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Would you puncture a window or the fuselage?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
I don't know. I'm going to be you to just
puncture the winter there's the fuselage, okay, the window was
part of the fuselage, remember the in for the window.
But they just apparently will just drive it if the
fire is internal, and they can just the nozzle and
it goes through, charge it and they hit the schnozzle
and then the foam up and then they can find
or water out whatever they decide to pump into the

(01:14:19):
cabin or the fire might be in the cargo area
the fire and there, so they'll puncture it in there
and they decider whether to use.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
You probably won't know this because you don't know your
own You don't really know much about fire trucks over
how do they decide foam or water that's a good.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Type of fire?

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
I think it depends if it's a fat if you're
cooking chips.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Well, you wouldn't put water on a fuel fire, would you,
because it would only make it worse the farmers for
the fuel fire? Right? But if oh, what are lithium batteries?
If one of those goes up, how do you best
to put those out? I don't know, you're the fact man,
I haven't looked into anything more than that. Some of
them are equipped with a penetrating nozzle. Okay, okay, So
they can drive up to the plane and be like

(01:15:03):
puncher extinguish nozzle hopefully. Well, they might be off or
they might be in. But would you rather be wet
or did or covered covered in fine like a red
early two thousands phone party, or did yeah, be covering

(01:15:24):
to fine convenience to be hit rather than did shots part? Yeah,
as you slide down the slide, give you a yellow shot. Okay, great,
and you have to get your finger in because it
was in a little plastic cart. Yeah, it doesn't come
out as much, it doesn't suck out like that, and
you try to tongue it out but yeah, and then

(01:15:45):
too much jealousy and it's weirdly the top of those
little plastic disposable shot cups were was a little bit sharp. Yeah,
if you got your tongue in there, and the tongue yeah,
you know you need to be careful. You've gotta be
very careful injury world out there. That's so. Today's fact
of the day is that some airport fire appliances are
equipped with a penetrating schnozzle.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Day day day day dud dud doo.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
Pay.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
I picked up my best friend, yes from the airport
yesterday and I parked and I went.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
In wild that you did this? Do you know why
is the rule at Auckland any domestic airport your packed
just down the road and then they've got to tell
you when they're out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
In the I know?

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Do you know my mum will park in the loading
zone outside New Plumbuth Airport and wait for me to
go out to her. Oh really, she doesn't want to
pay the whatever it is to go, yes, fair enough.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Well, the only reason I did it with Jess is
because whenever I fly into Wellington, she's always she'll always
come and she'll meet me at the arrival gate.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
No, I know, it's just something she's always done.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
And unaccompanied minor, you're not ten.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Every now and then she'll bring a sign like it's
sort of an odd time. That's nice, that's cute, and
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
So I sort of thought, well, I can't just pick
you know, text and be like I'm in the little
pickup zone.

Speaker 8 (01:17:15):
So I went and I panted, bumble helloaching anywhere, old reference.
So I parked in the car park, got me ti key, Yeah,
she can't even remember how much it was anyway side,
thought went and said at the arrivals gate. Had a

(01:17:36):
great laugh there, and then out she came and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Chicken, no chicken. So I was like, we're at we
out the door. We're walking out through.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Auckland Airport like, oh, you know, heading towards the exit.
And she goes, I just need to quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Go the toilet, but of a drive to mine. Yeah.
I was like, that's absolutely fine.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
So I took her bag and I sat down kind
of by we're heading towards regional okay, hitting in there
by the toilet, by the toilets, yeah, And I sat
down there and then Jess was maybe in the toilet
for a normal amount of time that takes a woman
to pay. And in that time, this woman who was

(01:18:15):
sat quite close to me came up to me and
was like are you going to be here for a
bit And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm just waiting
for my friend.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
And she goes, oh, would you mind watching my bag?
And I was like, from woman to a woman, absolutely,
I'll watch your bag where you go to the toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
So I said, happily watch your bag and she goes,
thank god, I am starving and I need to get
a cup of coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
What No, She's not using the toilet. Not using the toilet,
which I thought she was your bag and you'll start
to get a coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
So then this woman leaves me with her suitcase immediately
just comes out of the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Was like, let's go, and I'm like, well, I can't
now because your bag sitting. I'm bagsitting, but you don't
possible al kinder operative maybe oh for however long it
takes for this woman to get a flat wet and
then a paninies. I'm sorry, but you can take your
suitcase with you. It's fine, it's the airport. Everyone's doing it.

(01:19:16):
I literally thought she was popping him for a week.
And it's hard to take the bags in there. You
can't be in the cubicle with a giant suitcase.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
And I was like, how long is a We like whatever, yes,
I'm happy to do it. So it was like the
moment she went off, oh my god, thank god, I'm starving,
gagging for a coffee, just walks off.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
I was like, oh, it just comes out. So now
we're sat.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Waiting and you're paying for the parking too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
That was how I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
I was like, oh my god, was like, let's go.
I was like, oh, I can't now I'm I'm watching
this bag, thought crossed my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Yeah, just I don't know her, You're never gonna see
her again. I'm never going to see her again. I'll
just go. And I was like, no, woman TV, it's
new commissioner and got herself written off in your future.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I was like, I can't do that. So then just
was just like, well, how long are we waiting? I
don't know. She's going to get food, and I'd be like,
where've got to leave? But I didn't follow where she went.
She went off towards the food section. So how long
was she?

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Oh, it was a good like five minutes, enough time
for my best fringe yis to go, Okay, well if
we're going to do that, so I've got something in
my suitcase for you. So she put her suitcase down,
opened it up, went through it, got out this thing,
zipped it back up, gave them to me. We talked
about the thing, like the whole thing. The woman came
back with this coffee in hand and was like, thank
thank you, and I was like and then the end.

(01:20:32):
Then I was like, oh my god, I'm I'm paying
for parking and ius Auckland Newport.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
She abused the privilege. Yeah, I could have been in
there grabbed ys straight out.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
No, so look my generosity. I am a generous person,
but my generosity put me on the butt.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Yesterday play Zm's Fledgeborn and Hayley. We had a family
we've decided after dinner. Now we're trying to do like
no individual devices, meaning if we all want to play
like PlayStation and you that, we can do that. Or
if we all want to watch something on t people
can do that. It's nice, but everybody just can't be
on their own TikTok Rde'll just watch one tech. We
watch music videos. Yeah I love music video. Yeah I know,

(01:21:10):
I just don't. You just don't sit down and watch
music videos. No, mal so we sat in and watch
music videos. Rule. You got to show your kids the
like old videos.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Show maybees friends' kids the sweet like chocolate boy, remember
that video.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
It was like a chocolate bust. Anyway, we digress, we digress.
There has been some research from academics at the University
of Antwerp in Belgium fascinating. They studied sixty seven thousand
partnered individuals and their siblings over twenty years that's that's
not a long stuturdays, it's not a study.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Like we've just took to fifty people.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
When have you twenty people? We just talked to them
last month. No, this is sixty seven thousand partnered individuals
and their siblings over twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
And they found that the propensity that's a big word.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
It's delicious. Other word, the likelihood, the likelihood to separate
was lower after watching a brother or sister go through
a relationship split because oh, that looks stressful. Let's just
stick it out. Yes, you're just watching it going, They said.
One of the main reasons they see is that the
negative You see the negative consequences of the relationship split,

(01:22:21):
and you think twice about ending your own relationship. But
it makes you stronger seeing a sibling. And do you
think it's because of that sibling rivalry. It's like, well,
we can't fail. We've got to be the favorite. I've
got to be the favorite child. I've got to succeed
at this relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
We've got to do better.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Maybe I haven't seen My brother's last breakup was well
over ten years ago, so I can't. I don't. I
don't think I really remember much of it. This, this
is broken up. I don't know, I didn't really even
think of it in that way.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Fun And are you now realizing it's actually the only
reason you're still shut out question in your entire marriage
on their failure.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Yeah, oh my god makes it so much. I need
to see more failure.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
I feel like watching people, even like close friends, go
through like the breakups, you're like, oh god, harrowing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Yeah, because it's the emotional turmoil. It's yeah, turmoil. Yeah,
the social disruptions, like well, who gets who in the
frame group?

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
But then you also get to watch them go out
and just like have fun. I'm like, I got people
that also looks fun. Yeah, you got through the storm
for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Life. Now I get to live curiously through you, and
that's a lot of fun as well. Positives and negatives,
I guess positives and negatives. Yeah, do you want to
break up with Shadow so that we can let flitch
and I can?

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
We're not benefit, so we're not sibling.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
You guys as close as arguably much close, which doesn't
have a relationship that it needs to. Actually that might
have might be your constant playble lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Yeah, that is that driving you to make your marriage
success because you look at.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
You and what.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
I'm talking to multiple people about, like our house, Flitch,
and I'll be like, just like just perfect. I'm always
like just like driving. Yeah. The greatest is my parents,
Like what does Flitch do after work? Whatever I want?
Whatever I want, both the lawns. I don't have lawns.

(01:24:32):
I don't my partner.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
Don't have a partner. This thing with the kids after school,
I had to go to work one of my other jobs.
Don't have another job does? He doesn't plays with himself
and find someone always not.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Oh, I'm busting for a ways. After that podcast, I'll
tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
You are.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
I had to listen to it was there's no rules
on when we were to listen to it just says here,
I'm busting for a week. I read it, Okay, I
read it. Give us a review Sidam's Fletch Vaughnon Hailey

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