Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 19th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, the Fletschorn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Fletch Onorn and Haley on ZIM.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you, Brian, Good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch
Vaorn and Hailey. It's two minutes past six today, broadcasting
live from hawks Bay right now in the NAPI Aero Club.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yes we are, and boy, oh boy, what a beautiful morning.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Look at it.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yes, so light outside already. And the reason we're here
at Hawks Bay Airport is because we throw our weight
behind the naming competition for the new fire truck.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
And yeah that we've got behind that was.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
The name, and we said, guys, get behind this name, vote, vote,
vote Yeah. This morning after eight o'clock, the name will
be revealed for the new fire truck. And got I'll
tell you what if it's not Judy Drench. We've come
all this way for.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Enough, We've come all this and nothing but a beautiful sunrise.
We've got t shirts on.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
We had a beautiful moon rise. Oh great mood for moonrise.
Beautiful sunrise. It's the moon still like the moon is
going to sit during the show. All you know, all
of your sky's beautiful beautiful hawks fame. Well after eight
o'clock this morning all will be revealed. Also after eight
this morning a big concert announcement, which is huge, huge.

(01:27):
You may have seen a tease on social media if
you're a fan of I don't want to give it away.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
No clues. I was about to say some of it.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
There was a social media teas last night on this particular.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, it rhymes with pichol maxim. He did, he did,
he did, he did, he.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Long did over a decade did. Yeah, it's after eight o'clock.
The Top six is on the way.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
You might remember that Melbourne said will the.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Common way of games?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Just like that?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's exactly how they said it, and then they soon
just we.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Can't afford dash. The Commonwealth gott no monies.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well let's go to Scotland, right, Okay, six Top six
Commonwealth Games events I'd like to see in Scotland. Okay,
little Scotland coming up, We need to talk about produce.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Carwen's driving after.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I actually was a listed driving yesterday and got us
to the hotel smoothly.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Getting to the Era club this morning was.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Heroin or always let the local drive? Yeah, yeah, she
drove like a bloody local too. The next on the show, though,
a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Just trying to get through to Christmas.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
You just got to get through to Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
I give you, because that far away. I've got a countdown.
I've got a countdown on my phone. Well it's the
nineteenth today.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
So merely now they've rebranded.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I've got a Woolworths on my phone. It's not it's yeah.
I mean we're nearly three months away, ninety seven days
till Christmas.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Still n Well, if you're feeling a little bit burnt out,
it might not be burnout, Okay, it could be something
a little bit soft.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Plaz Ms Pleashborn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I feel like we've been hearing about burnout more and
more ever since COVID I reckon because we got back
into the workplace and we're like, oh, working sucks, I'm
working too hard. I want to be back home and
be getting up at ten o'clock. Burnout more and more
acknowledged in the workplace and medically recognized. Here are the symptoms.
Common symptoms of a burnout. I can burn out tiredness, fatigue, irritability, stress, anxiety, sleeplessness,

(03:33):
poor motivation, decrease, sex drive not Soprendan Carpenter, feelings of
helplessness and despair. I feel like people listening to this
will be like, oh my god, I feel all of these.
Now there's a new theory that burnout maybe being chucked
around a little bit too much. People bit too quick
to say I think I'm experienced burnout.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Why because we might be. You might just be bored
there quiet bore out, but I think bored with your
job in life. I thought was life a little less?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
One of the symptoms of borout as I was saying,
oh my god, you just said that.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
You want to get this, okay.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Symptoms of borout feelings of disinterest, feelings of worthlessness, kiss
a depression, but also just feeling a bit like understimulated
and wanting more in life. And the solution to like burnout.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
It's like a medical thing. You've got to take a look.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
I had a friend to had burnout, took months off work,
had full you know, recovery period, whereas borout you just.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Need to take the weekend off, go do something fun.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
But it's born out more popular now because everybody's got
a small portal device in their pocket at all times
to an instant dopa main hit. Yeah maybe that kind
of like I'm not getting the satisfaction from this job
that I hate. Let's get this thing out of my pocket.
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. Back to work, or
you're at work and you can't be on your phone.

(04:59):
Maybe stimulated so it's not as exciting. Yeah yeah, driving
heavy machinery, which I imagine would never be boring.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
What a great but I bet they where they're brought.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Digger Artistry next door to the aero club we're broadcasting
from this morning.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
We were didn't we witness.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Some making a lovely pad? Well, they say that employers
should be because they're like, it's post pandemic.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
We're just bought.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
We're bored in general, and we want more flexibility and
control in our lives. We want more holidays, we want
more time to do the things that we love to
do in less time in the workplace.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Sounds like the beginning of the revolution. Viva a River. Okay, yeah,
I'm not bored of work. I enjoy I enjoy what
we do. You said that quite quickly and quite defensively.
I just really need this job.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
So the bosses are listening.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Is what them to think that. I'm absolutely thrilled to.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Be here, but I would like you know, I'm happy
to broadcast this morning. I'm looking forward to the morning,
but I prefer to be a were Would you have time?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
We are in Hawk's Bay and we need to discuss
next Carwen's driving.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Born and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
We got picked up yesterday by a black thunder and
then they left us the car and then Carwen, who
was the local, said who wants to drive?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
And I thought, you know what, I'll step up.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, I'll step up. And then of course we needed
maps to get everywhere.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
One was on maps.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Well, Haley didn't know which way was left or which
way was right the first and I said, we're going right,
and she immediately started left.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah I know. Do you know what? It felt like
a roundabout? And I got confused and I was going
to go left to go what's what you want from
your driver on the first intersection? Confused?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
So apologies to anybody are so behind me.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
I was absolutely perfect and I stuck to the speeder
right because I was told that all of our cars
that the company own are monitored with speed monitors and
if you go over ding ding ding head office gets
an email saying that car went too fast.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Not only that, the car actually like says to you,
what was slow down?

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Slow down? Slow down? Slow down? Forty?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Anyway, this morning, Brian early Carwen pulls up in the car,
proceeds to put herself in the driver's seat or she's
already driving because she's pulled up, but she's decided she's
driving us to the airport this morning. How many warnings car?
When you can come to you in my mic Hello, Hello?

Speaker 5 (07:18):
How many warnings do you think you got? I don't
know how many.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
It was maybe like four, It felt like ten four seconds.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
It was like slow down. No, it was like bide
by the rules or something.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Although, to be fair, you were in one area. I
hadn't noticed that it was a seventy.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, exactly. That one wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
And it gave it gave a warning in the seventy
years were Yes, we were. It was before the sign
the sign was visible. Can see the sign that's in
the zone. Yeah, you know, it's close enough.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
It's not how.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Speed limits worked. Like I see the hundred upper head,
I'll just floor it.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Vibe and one hundred.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Though, officer, this is a seventy and you're going one
hundred and five.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I was vibing it because there's one coming up. I
don't know speed, it's a vibe vibe limits time.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Then we were like, don't doesn't the car like email
head office, because Carwen, you'd have like eight emails waiting
for them this morning, not eight.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
It wasn't that bad yet, it was it were about eight.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Look, I'm a local, okay, I just know that you
can just go a little bit.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, and it was for thirty am.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
To be fair, the speed limit is not and this
is coming from me.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
This is rich for me. It doesn't change in the morning.
I do have a lead.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
First, I think the guys Carwan did she's so used
to driving.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, but the warning shouldn't kick in at ten. It
should be at like twenty over. Yeah right right. This
whole driving over the speed limit thing there for a reason,
says a guy in a Jimney who now never breaks
the speed limit.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Because you can't physically can't go over.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I know, but in my vehicle, I don't have a
monitor connected to the head office that employs us.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Now we've lost producer car just like that.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, Okay, I think maybe going forward. Before we drive
the car, we could wrap it in tinfoil so it
can't transmit to Hit office. Great idea, maybe because they
would only shoot up to satellite. So maybe we just
make it a hat, a tinfoil hat.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Don't need the whole the wheels are five.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, yeah, okay, but tinfoil, the roof and the bonnet,
because I think it's in the bonnet. Yeah, somewhere was
the vaccinated because on five g if it does, and
then do the sides as well.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
I saw some black oozing out of it. I think
that's what the vaccine's done to it. Okay, right, well, Carlin,
thank you for driving us here. I'm glad, but I'm
glad we made it.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah, but look forward to your ridden warnings from Hit Office. Yeah,
so that.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Play it is so silly, silly silly.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Birds just flew over Your birds aren't good on a runway, Hayley,
especially non native pigeons, go the other direction.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Someone get me the.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Airport shot guy broadcasting live today Napier Aero Club because
later Yeah, beautiful and we just saw a plane takeoff.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
We're here with Judy Drinch.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
You've got the T shirt on Hailey We're gonna be
revealing the name of the new airport fire truck later.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Hopefully it's the one we voted for.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Hopefully it's But right now, silly little pole, and this
today's silly little pole. Is it okay for your boss
to contact you when you're on leave? Be that annually,
be that sick leave? Now recently, and we've mentioned this,
Australia has a new law. It's law your boss you
don't have to Yeah, you don't have to reply to
emails or text messages or calls once you've left work.

(10:57):
And if they try to contact you, they can be fined.
It's illegal putting them to the law. The reason we
asked this is because of an Englishman Tom, who has
shared online. To Tom, he has shared online that his
boss ruined his holiday by texting him during holiday. He said, Hi, Tom,
I hope you're having a great time on your holiday.

(11:19):
No need to reply right now, but I I just
wanted I just wanted to keep you in the loop.
We had a visit from the area manager. Now this
is Tom's boss emailing him. We had a visitor. We
had a visit from the area manager and he's best
about our figures. I think we're going to have to
have some really tough meetings on your back from holiday. Yeah,

(11:42):
he said, Look, I don't want to worry you while
you're on your break. There's nothing we can do until
you're back. But it's a real ship show. He's in
a bad mood, and look, we're going to have to
talk about this when you get back from holiday.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Oh my god, I just leave it.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
That gives me anxiety thinking about receiving an email like
that while I was on holiday.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, but this is a fixed, it's a huge Yeah. Well,
overwhelmingly people said oh no.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
When we asked said okay for your boss to contact
you while you're on leave, eighty five percent saying no,
fifteen percent saying yes.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Losses. Now the good news for the ones.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
That said oh no, if they've only got one card left,
they can play it next time.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
If you forgot to say you know, then you've got
to pick up the card. But do you know what,
there are people that thrive.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Being the person that you know keeps the workplace going,
and you know without me they won't, you know. So
they like it, they love it, they love it, they
love it, they want it, and they love you know,
being involved and no, Sam, the middle play folly, that's
authentic folly, the one that they used to fly on
the Flying.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Doctors have succeeder.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, that's lovely, lovely some feedback. Sam said, and this
comes from a boss point of view. I'd never contact
any of my employees while they're on leave. That's a
line you don't cross. I've approved to leave. Don't go there. Yeah, Sophie,
I've always been okay for work to contact me outside
of ours.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
I work on a psych ward. A fucking help, I'll
do it.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
That's that's that's nice.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
That's stunning actually from our mental health professionals.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Just the health professionals, aren't they wonderful job?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Amelia says, Only for goss, it's only okay when.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
It's the boss. We're like that. We've got a bit
our goss.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Our check kind of keeps alive during holiday breaks with some.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I remember when you told me some goss when I
was away. Do you remember when that girl got drunk
and went into the radio station did the show and
you told me when that happened. Yeah, that was were
happy to receive that. I'm so happy to have. But
I mean that was different. It was born, and it
was I am your boss.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Though also genuine friends as well, And it really comes across, well,
you're thinking about the boxes I tech of being like
in management, I don't do anything.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, I talked. I talked a lot more. I'm all
talk yeah, no walk yeah. Yeah. You turn out once
the work is done.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah yeah yeah, and then take all the praise and
my hands up, tell the higher up a great job
I've done.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I mean I've got all the hallmarks of a good
Yeah you do. You're the show boss, Yeah, the shows I.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Reckon, he's the furthest from show boss.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, he's a show you are the show.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Is Yes, it's the vibe Iris show cap.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I might put that on my LinkedIn right now, some
of that six monthly annual LinkedIn update.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
I hope. I'm never serious looking for a job. Sometimes
someone looks.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
At my LinkedIn, Amanda says, my boss is my sister.
We've worked here for thirteen years and had two very
tiny fights. Wouldn't change it for the world, Chicken, contact
me when I'm on break. Never work in a management
structure when my brother was above me, No, I would,
But you like brothers on the laps because which is
in an appropriate worksplace behavior. You're gonna have to go

(14:58):
see mum and hr nicholases, I'm importunity leave at the moment,
and my boss contacted me to let me know my
job is being disestablished.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
No, I'm planning to let me know. So you kind
of sweat. I mean, I guess you kind of have to.
You do have to.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I guess it's horrible, Courtney said, I just had two
months in Europe, deleted all the work apps, used an
and disabled my local SIM so I couldn't hear from
work at all.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah good that our work e mails didn't work over
at UUP, so that was quite nice.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
I went to check them. I was like, can't. Oh well, yeah,
there you go. I saw.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I know, but I was just away for a month
and gave very very specific constructions on when it would
be okay to contact me, said Catherine. So I guess
she set the rules your parameters. Natalie said, my memory
is pretty shocking. There's probably something I forgot to do.
I forgot to tell someone. I guess that should be.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
You know what, They'll figure it out. Don't worry about it,
they'll figure it out before you arrived.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Fine, afterwards.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Conte regarding works his Joanna, absolutely no contact with the
meme to do with our revolting sense of humor with
that's work related.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Absolutely genuine just because you're on annual.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Leave yeap our meme group doesn't stop on holidays.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
But we're genuine.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Free and that comes across I think it comes across
on to get on with that, get on, just giving
a pat on the.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Back, play Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Everything that was cool in the nineties is back.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
And fashion, oh, the fashion has been back for a
long time.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
We saw somehow on the street yesterday and Napier didn't We've.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Worn and everybody was drinking Boba tea if one was
drinking Bobert.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Fore was so fascinated by the Bobert never had a
bober tee and I.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Was like, Bobert has been around for years.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Either yeah, yeah, I've never had nor really ever seen people.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
They were all the teams, all the teens were drinking
bober tea. What the what are the little balls made
out of?

Speaker 4 (16:56):
I was like, Tappy, okay, he's like like a pudding,
so he's just heard of it.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, wild.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
But we were also like, oh man, the fashion it's
crazy like that.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
The it's come around in a white fox.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
If one's in a white fox, hoddy and big beggie
jeans with a low ponytail and like quite yeah, very
nineties anyway, Another nineties thing is back. It is the
landline to five six two, week one through three. That
was my phone number when I grew up. Fine, I
can't read it my number anymore.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I can't read out childhoo number because it's still my
parents landline.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Because they're on the farm. They've still got a landline. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well, I the other day my mum said, when Nan passes,
I'll be getting rid of the landline because NaN's got
the landline and that's how she rings mum.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Ah right, so she couldn't just ring on the cell phone.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
That cost of fortunate kidding me, Yeah, how much Nan
doesn't have a cell phone, right, so she can't call
from a cell phone to another cell phone and almost
you know, go free with the three minutes. Your parents
are paying so much money each month for a landline
just because Nan needs to call. Yeah, yeah, the land
line for thee ER's parents still.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Have a landline and they use it more than they
use a Most people would have got rid of it
because you don't need it. Well, you just got you've
got a phone on the go. So how is it
cool again if people like people signing up for it?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yeah, so I think I feel like it's a kind
of a nostalgic thing. It's not really a real landline
because you still access it through your phone.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Oh okay, but you can.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Sign up to get a landline number. So you go
and you go on this website and you choose your
area code and then it will generate you a landline number,
and then you can tie it to your account for
a subscription fee, and then you can give that. So
it's good for like businesses, I suppose if they wanted
to hook it up to you know, I've got my
mobile number, but if I wanted to have a business

(18:40):
land line, I can look it up.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
But okay, my phone. But people are finding it cool.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
People are finding it cool, and like young people are
getting it being like call me on my landline, oh for.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, and then you know you can get those extensions
where you plug in a receiver. Yeah, and it's like
a landline, like a handheld landline things.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
And they're like, oh my god, how quirky. Is this
step backwards?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Although we did talk, it was it may we talking
about the Garfield phones and stuff.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Oh, they were cooled. My friend had a Garfield phone
phones novelty phones.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
So and twenty twenty four and April, according to the
Commerce Commission, they were around just over half a million
landline services in New Zealand SHO.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
So that's still quite a fit. It's a lot.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yeah, it's the oldest. Yeah, who are still holding on
to it? And don't mean my pop. None of my
grandparents had a cell phone. All did now, so thanks
for bringing that up.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
My granddad was the first person I knew what the
cell phone. Oh, one of my granddads. None of the
rest of them ever bothered funky pop.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah. Yeah, he had a little flip pull out the
aerial yeah, and the mouthpiece and holding against your ear.
At the end of the conversation the air would be
quite hot.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
He's very hot. Yeah, my dad had a phone like that.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Well anyway, yeah, they're finding it very sort of fun
and nostalgia to be like.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Call me on my landline.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Look, if you want to go full fun and nostalgic,
nail your cell phone to the wall and have the
cord and like you said, the handset with the cord,
and you know you can have.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Someone randomly interrupt the call throughout saying I need the
phone line because my friends, if you want to go
really nostalgic, make it that you can only connect to
the Internet when somebody's not on that phone.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Pack up that phone while the Internet is connected will
be immediately disconnected. And then if someone calls through while
you're on it and you didn't all star five two
to disengage call waiting, I would also cut you off
from the Internet, even though you were.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Just absolutely chatting up a real hot chicky babe.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
That was it was probably actually a dude just pretending
to be a chicky babe in a text only chat room.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
That's nostalgia. I think that's nostalgia.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
MS Flinch, Vrawn and Halle from the Bustling z M
think tank.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Just hello, there are Glasgow stepping in to host the
twenty twenty six Common Rough Games.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Oh hi, bid to glass score. I loved Glasgow. We've
been to Glasgow.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Brief stunt in Glasgow beautiful. So I had Haggers meets
and yum.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
I don't jobs.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
So a while ago Australia were all confirmed, Victoria all
confirmed her again host the Commonwealth Games. But of course
money post COVID and and they just said we can't
afford this, but they have to pay as a result
of as a consequence of pulling out of the Commonwealth Games,
they have to pay four hundred and fifteen million dollars
in compensation to the Commonwealth Games Federation. Two hundred and

(21:33):
nineteen million of that will now go to Scotland to
cover the hosting of the event, and then they're gonna
have to top that up the other I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
I guess it's putting the pets.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Are that a good day for the Commonwealth Games Federation?
Gosse is making a smooth two hundred million dollars. I
don't know where that goes, but yeah, Glasgow will host
the twenty twenty six Commonwealth Games.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Do you sort of think for four hundred and something
million dollars that Australia is gonna have to pay because
they didn't host it, they could have just done a
low budget when it hosted it.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, and it will be Glasgow will be a stripped
back Commonwealth Games, but one in Victoria to do a
stripped back like they've got everything.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
What does it mean by stripped back? I don't know,
Like I think must be no chocolate, no chocky muffins
in their village.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
It'll have a opening and closing ceremony. No, yeah, the
big budget, no athletes village. It's not clear which events
will be cut, but athletics and swimming will survive with
the venues already air marked.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
But some of the other venues might man Oh.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Now, hold on a down tutein moment, what if they
cut something like rolling, which is always where we absolute.
What if they get rid of our good ones because
we were fifth I think? Or what if they get
rid of break dancing and Raygan can't do that weird
thing on the floor.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Not it's going to be devastated happening. It's not happen
to be common Rough Games. Watch one and done.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Not on my watch.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Well, I've got the top sex Commonwealth Games events with
a Scottish twist. Number six on the list boxing, but
it's just two dudes, no gloves. How many whiskis in
a car park behind the pub? St Yeah, strip back boxing,
that's cheap, cheap. Number five on the list of the
strip back Commonwealth games with the Scottish Twist a nest ball.

(23:14):
It's netball, but it's a lock nessy with NeSSI playing
goal shoot and if NeSSI doesn't turn up. You know,
they don't take jokes about that though, bough they don't.
They don't like jokes about it.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
She's gonna come, She's gonna gonna see her one day.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, she gonna pop up.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Number four on the list of the top six Comonweth
games of the Scottish Twist a skating the bagpipe, not
the half pipe.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Oh do you do that? You've just got to skate
while playing the bagpipes? Oh wow. Diagram of people.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Who are good at skating and also good at bagpipes
very small, yeah, strip strip very very small. And they'll
probably just let them skate around the park. They'll just
go around and use a screw drover to take off
all those nubs that councils put on everything to stop skateboarders.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Number three on.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
The list of the top six Comonworth games of the
Scottish Twist. The Great Macintosh Lollly Scramble and the winner
is the person that gets the most egg and cream.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Cream, the superior Macintosh flavor. Why is it so good?
It's so good? Egg and cream? Which was the dud one,
malt red molt They're.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
All dud to me.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
I don't like any of them. I love them.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
And the blue one was not coconut. There is a coconut.
I thought green was coconut. Oo PEG's coconut.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Green was minty. Yeah, dum.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Was yellow, because that's the thing you'd always think you'd
get in an egging cream, but you were getting a
yellow herod.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Do you know why I can't eat them anymore?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Is because I spewed after a Santa parade and I
had eaten those too many Macintosh lollies. And now it's
for ever that in Midori. That's why I can't do madori,
because I remember I had that Yeah vo forty two below,
suck it up, stopping pussy.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
I got back on the mad Get back on the Macintosh.
Don't be a get back on the madis again. And
moderation and moderation. Whoa you unlike me?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
When I did not moderate my intake of Macintosh lollies
as a child. Number two on the list of the
top six Commonwealth Games of the Scottish twist archery, except
it's everybody running running at the English archers with swords, bravehearts. Yes, yeah,
but it's everyone versus England. Yeah yeah, and number one
on the list of the top six Commonwealth games of

(25:27):
the Scottish twist. All the cycling events, he says, as
he slams his laptop. All cycling events and kilts.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Oh right, stick in the wheel, shorter curls, blow right up.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
You get the full like a marching like a marching girl,
kurlt little mini kilts.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I don knowdcasting, I don't know if you can just
have genitols on the broadcast, you.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Wouldn't want your junk just raw dog on stripped and then.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Going around the valodrome really fast. The kilt goes up.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Yeah, hello, get a.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Little something something that's something for everybody there, Yeah, regardless
of your taste the genitals.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Sure, that's something for everybody. It's today's that is today's.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Play.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Play When.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Who is your ex born? You've been married so long?

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Well, what the girl that dumbs you on Christmas Day?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (26:30):
That's one is that that's one of them? Yep. I
don't really have a lot of x's. Well, you've been
in like a long term relationship for a long time.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah, yeah, but before that I had sort of it
was quite a casual few years.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
And then a casual few years is a lovely way
to describe what you did.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
A casual few years.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Like like a tornado down Courtney place, like a casual few.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Years years, relaxed.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Half a dozen yeah, you know, yeah, low f it
trip to family Planet.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yeah, I've always got to bring a friend because it's
a hell of away at Wellington.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
But when I think of x's, I don't know why
I always go back to my first boyfriend. I think
because he was my only other serious, right serious relationship
date him four year and a half. But it's at
seventeen that that feels quite significant.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Three months was my max before shutout. Yeah. I don't
even been in relationships that lasted three months. Oh my god,
married like twenty what is it September? Yeah, coming up? Wow,
coming up twenty years. Yeah, what's the longest relationship for
like a week? Tornado down place? How dare you anywhere?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
I'm talking about XES because I feel like people dream
about the X all the time.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
It's a common theme yep. It's as common as Vaughn's
elevated dream.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
What's your elevated dream?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Oh yeah, going through the road, just out of control,
shoots up, drops down.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Sometimes I go sideways. Well, there's a sleep and dream expert.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Now hear me out, because I know that the dream
experts or wishy washy amethyst loving people. Okay, she's a
dream analysis expert, and she sees that a lot of
people dream about their exis in it and it fills
them with all this anxiety, like what does it mean?
Maybe it means that I want to get back with them.
It doesn't, Okay, so we can calm down about it.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
It just mean that, like you know, when you dream
of random people, are you quite often they crossed your
thought path the day before you people will be in
your dreams because I don't know, maybe you saw a
post from them the day before.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
They're in the forefront of your mind and thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Yeah yeah, well but if it's your exit it's been
quite a while. It sometimes doesn't mean that you're thinking
about them. You're thinking about something that they represent inside
of yourself. So it's not about you're actually dreaming about Benjamin.
You're dreaming about an element of Ben that like, let's
say he was just like diving into my past relationships.

(28:57):
He works, No, it was lovely, but he had this
quality and now that's at the forefront of my mind,
and so he represents this thing. So it's not actually
about Ben, it's about my feelings of blah blah blah
blah blah.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
But she.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
So, if you're dreaming about an ex that you recently
broke up with, that's more like you're trying to process
the breakerup. But there's lots of different context and why
you might be thinking of them and what they're representing. Now,
if you've ever had a sexy dream about your ex,
you shouldn't feel bad about it. You're just remembering a
fond type. Ye should be no guilt associated.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I mean definitely don't wake up and tell your current
partner that you just had a sexy dream about your
ex or.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Texted the X and be like, holy moly.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Just had a sixy dream about you and it's really.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Awakened something of me up to still the same number.
Just kicking that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
And then you get a message back saying, please start
messaging Benjamin. I'm his wife. With sixteen years ago. Yeah,
we're happily married. This actually freaks him out.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
How old were you to get a sixteen How old
are you now?

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Thirty four? That's embarrasser.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Coorts want to know your postal address.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
To serve your.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Water play ZMS fleshed one.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
And Haley, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Six days, sixteen hours and forty one minutes until Christmas.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Chitral truck's just pulled up at the airport.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Yeah, putting your finger on the pulse.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, broadcasting live from broadcasting live from naybe A Aero Club.
We're going to unveil the name of the new airport
fire truck after eight o'clock this morning. But right now,
Christmas is what we're turning our attention to. Ninety six
days away, and a lot of reports of Christmas are
pouring in. Yea, they certainly are. Hailey's gone in touch.

(30:51):
H A Y L E I G h oh. Kind
of a very fistive Haileylex slave.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Like Slaly Slay the Layers at the end, We're going
with Slay. That's our nickname for Slay. Surely whoops, I've
clicked out of that email on me have a range
of cream wafers, you know those yum yum.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Sticks the Jews with them, like, what is.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
It in the middle? I don't know. Christmas we discussed
what it's just good white chocolate. A it's just like
a good cream.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
But we're not talking one one sort of like drum
of good Field wafer shafts. I don't think you've got
any future in the marketing department for a guys, guys, guys,
things we all love to eat at Christmas, but only
at Christmas?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
What are you talking about? The Goodfield wafer shafts. Give
me a tip.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
You want anything for this market, you give you a
ten of those goofield waft those.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Deep al ways that I shall only call.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Them that f w S's Yeah, let's pop two Bunnings
and Monaco. Meghan said, you can buy these Christmas ornaments,
these giant ones.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
This this seems steep. There's gotta be something special about
these fifty dollars, the big bables. But do you know,
do you know what I think that the outside trees, Yeah,
like hanging.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
I'd look at him a magnotosness ornaments are six pack
for fifty dollars.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
But if you're gonna go for a tree you're gonna need,
You're gonna need a few, but they would look amazing. Yeah,
I want to put there. They're kind of basketball size
that big. Yeah, I think so. I never tell the
size of anything, And like Bunnings, I might have team
when it's just a photo of the thhone because I'm
going to put the hand. Yes, you're a banana for.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Scale banana the doull Man's Club on on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Even if you're gonna upload.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Some you're go to have a banana for scale, can of.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
Red Bull or something. Paper pony boom. I might have
said good field way for shafts, but now you're comparing.
Everyone knows the size of a Yui boom, so yeah,
there's burms of round booms. Yeah the pill Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Also as Christmas approaches, I also like to call it
Yui Boom season. Yeah, seeing more Yui booms than public.
When do they go into hibernation and of course they
come out for the summer on the outdoor lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Also open to receiving a new Yui boom.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I don't know what happened on my last one. It's
just me trying to get free stuff.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
On the radio I've been doing lately.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
We boom YEI boomp.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Into a JBL.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
What's that a JB? Yeah, you know what you would.
I would because you love free stuff.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
I want to mish.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, the Ui boom you can mesh or the Yui
booms can't?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
You can have like five year on the go. This
is not what we are here to do. We are
here to laugh out louder with Flitzchor.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
And Hailey and back in the back in the day,
we actually what was it, twenty twenty ten we had
we said, this is the Year of the free stuff,
and every week we just try to ge as much
free stuff as you could. And it rule was entertainer.
It was the way to entertain us. Social media, Yeah,
planning coming, Oh okay, don't coming from a plane's about

(34:15):
to land in napi Auckland. Okay, you both think it's
coming in from Auckland. I'm going to open my app.
Sorry everyone, We're.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Just sorry, guys, We're just going to do this.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
We've gone out planes go yeah hot, Okay, we'll carry
on with you. Christmas, it's almost we've been winning this
game all morning.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
We said that one's going to christ church that one's
going to, Well, that one's going to.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Akland Paper plus a cool hair has a full rack
of Christmas cards available already Christmas cards, twenty pack of
Christmas cards and okayucker meaningless heartfelt.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Plains about to touch from Hayley Plans about to touchdown Well,
this is a stunning thing to watch, Shelley.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Shelley has said the Wellington.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Collective Store have baskets and baskets of what look to
be beautiful handmade Christmas decorations for this. Wow, those stunning,
those stunning, on those stunning, stunning.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
I touchdown in three two one put your microphone. A
lovely landing, lovely smooth as.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Beautiful landing there from in New Zealand on the runway here.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
That looks like a bit of me, because you know,
last Christmas was my first year of Christmas Tree and
I put up a perch on some people it said, but.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Beer out, ye out, Oh my god, I got.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Fine lights. Yeah, so it didn't have enough lights.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I think you've got you can redeem yourself this year
hard your redemption arc begins. Yeah, this is a great
attemption and I will happily provide the soundtrack to your
Redemption arc with my bread you yelli boob speakers three
or four mesh together the yei boom.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Well, with ninety six days until Christmas, right.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
No, Christmas penetration is as beginning to luk a lot
like Christmas plays z ms Fletchborn and.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
We will reveal the name of the new Hawks Bay
fire truck, hopefully Judy Drench which we threw our weight behind.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Well, we just commentated the truck pulling up.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Yeah, beautiful, but they.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Have covered up the napes so we can't you know,
we can't see.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
I can't see. So we're now sure it's got a
new number plate. It's got to kill at the start.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh yeah, I've had to kill in the number plate
in the number amazing. Now, last night we were staying
in Napier, we went out for dinner.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
We went to a beautiful Indian restaurant called Russawy and
as recommended.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
By Cato, Yeah, a lot of locals recommended it. And
tell you what, it filled up, didn't it. At We
got there and there was no one there. And I
always find that it's a bad sign for it that
it was.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
By the time we left, it was full. Yeah, yeah,
and then we were all ordering.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Talking about the guy that kept his phone kept bringing
this old guy who was edding my himself. His phone
kept ringing, but rather than me like decline call, he
go and tap his phone on the table twice down
and it would hang up on the pack and it
was like super loud. It was so weird, silent. We
don't all need to know you're blatantly ignoring. Course, I

(37:21):
loved one the police.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
They had a good and then the restaurant had a
menu like normal menu, and then Shift's menu, and then
we were all like having a look around.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
And I'll say there were a number of butter chickens
ordered around the time. I know that was so embarrassing.
So who were the number of buttered chickens.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Fletch had a mild but he would talking to the
gourmet butter checking off the Shifts no, because I know
what I want. I want a nice butter check in.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
And the waiter, who is Indian said, don't worry, it's
Kiwi style, and he said, yeah, that's a bit of me.
And then Shannon also ordered a mild buttered check in.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
We know what we want.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
And then we had a panier Tika massala to my
right with Carwan.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah. Now this is where it went embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Well, then I ordered. I ordered something off the chef's
menu recommended. He said, this is the best thing. I said,
I trust you. And I got like three curries and
one it was amazing, and then one you also got sort.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Of head nobody he knew.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
He saw a brother in spice. He saw a brother,
looked at me and he said, I feel like this
guy may have a wife with an Indian connection. Can
you please get a T shirt? That's his brother in spice.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Shout out to my brothers and spy brothers, brothers, and it's.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Me and that guy. We've got our arms around each other. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Okay, but he talked you into a goat curry.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yeah, so he said, what kind of curry you like?
I said usually like I like to get things different.
I like to try and he's like, well, this is
this is the specialty, this is this, this.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Is yes curry. And I was like, okay, I have
had goat carries before. I really like goat curry, I said,
is that like for like the goat curry on the
bone because meat cooked on the bone always tastes bitter.
And obviously it can be more tender and and ask
him questions. I'm like, okay, I might have a look,
and he keeps going. He keeps tend this is the

(39:14):
one you want, this is the one you want. He's
bullying because he saw a brother and saw a brother
and spice the Spice brothers, and he kept down there
and I'd be like, oh, what about this one.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
He'd be like, it's okay that this is the one
you want. This is the one you want.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
And I was like, oh, okay. So the goat curry and
he's like, but it's made with lamb. I was like,
so it's a lamb curry. He's like, no, no, it's
a goat curry, but it's made with lambab me. I
was like, what you were describing, friend and brother is
a lamb curry, right?

Speaker 5 (39:42):
But it was a lamb shank and in the traditional.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Source of a goat of a goat curry, right. So
I really got pushed into it. And he's like, how
hot do you want it? And I was like hot?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
And I said careful, now do you mean Kiwi hot
or Indian hat? And you s then he looked at you,
being like, yeah, what.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Do you mean?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
And I was like hot and you see so somewhere
in the middle, yeah, make it, make it, make it hard.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
He made it Hotge. You had to take your beanie off.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
You were sweeting, were brother and Spice to another brother
and Spice when you take your beanie off because your
head needs to breathe, sweeting, sweating and running.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
It was a great blowout.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I will say about a check in beautiful Spice level
zero brother, just a tang.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
It was a tang.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
You're a step brother and Spice and I am not
stuck in the washing machine.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Step brother, you are not. You are not welcome here.
And the brothers of Spice.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
It was I had a dip because you dipped in
mine and I dipped in yours. And it was hot.
It wasn't It wasn't like joy.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
It was enjoyed.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
It was It was very very tasty, but very very hot.
And how do I know that it's still cycling.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
In my gap? That is fine?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yet I thought it wanted to do before, but it
was a false widow to know that. We don't need
to know that at the moment. And I've chucked some
porridge and on top of a couple of hours. Well,
we might need James Dame Judy Dinch on the ass later.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
To put will be an explos.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Well, we are here staying in Napier, Can I can
I actually take open here with my best radio voice,
because when we stay in Napier, we love to stay
at Senectail's Tip here in a great spot, fantastic view
of the water.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
And of course the new onset rip on I Stu,
the new on.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Site restaurant, the curth and Bar, open for breakfast, private lunch,
functions and dinner seven.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Days a week. I wasn't as good.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
To shout a lovely stroll out of the road to
rass soy with I'll give you a.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Carry the.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Play play We've.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Got a plane taking off.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
That taking off great, we're broadcasting live from hawks Bay Airport.
After eight o'clock. I'm going to say Auckland. We just
an Akland departure. Really, I'm going to say christ Church.
Then yeah, we're playing that. We're guessing yeah, revealing the
name of the new Hawk's Bay Airport fire truck after

(42:20):
eight o'clock next morning, after Wellington.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Said Wellington yeah, and then changed to go with you. Okay, First,
let's talk about this. You may have seen this video
because it's kind of gone everywhere at the moment. Stefan Yankovic.
She is a social media influencer, YouTuber travel Da.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Da d D.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Yeah, it's a job. It's a job now, so I
was talking. Yeah, who knew a lot of us had
fun jobs.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
He posted a harrowing video on socials of him and
now he's an idiot. He climbed into a bear's den,
which is like a tunnel type mud cave thing that
like a bear would go into.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
The hybrid you may have seen him online. He climbs
in it to check it out, and he's like, I'm
going to beer is dead.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
And then he spins his camera around and who's at
the head of the beer is den?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
It's a beer. He can't get out.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
He is like trapped at a no exit.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Oh no, it's a full Goldilock situation. It's he's in
their house. He's eating all their porridge. I'm going to
show you fletch. That's the site. He says, oh wow, no.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Beer coming in and he's filming the beer and he's like,
what do I do? I'm just like some some staying still.
He can't run, so it's either just fight the beer.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Or die or hope it goes away.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
It does, but the beer like first, the beer like
climbs into the pit, so he's like pushed him up.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
At the dead end, you'd be like, the beer would
be like free breakfast. I didn't he even have to
go out slide.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Yeah, so the beers I had planned. Yeah, how good
is it when a breakfast pops up?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
You know, you got something planning for breakfast, and then
there's somebody else has got breakfast plans and there's some
eggs involved. What's lovely? This is the beer equivalent. Yeah, yeah, So.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
The beer like comes into the thing is like sniffing
super close to the camera. He's just basically he's filming it,
but also just going all right, see you later off
plane fly. He's just like, oh shit, this is the end. Yeah,
here I go and I die. And just for some reason,
the beer backs out enough for Steffan to get out,
and the scale of tree it kind of sniffs sniffing

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around us.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
When I first saw it, it was just the segment of
him like going past the beer. I was like, Oh,
this guy is that like that other fellow that trusted
the beers and lived with the beers and then actually
I didn't have breakfast plans. Yeah, the beer man and
they killed him. Yeah, that's what I thought was going
to happen.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
But look at her. He's just like it's awful.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
That is no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
He manages to get past the beer and makes it out.
But your head would just be going like here, well.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
Like we're lucky was seeing that video because is oh
my god, because.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
It's someone I'm assuming would have gone looking from and
found the harness that he was wearing with a camera.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
And then maybe release the footage before he was eaten. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Anyway, I want to know, I want to get some
text and calls on if you've ever had a moment
that made you say, as this guy must have been.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Thinking, oh shit, this is the end. This is the
end of my life. Yeah, maybe this is that it's over. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Maybe it was an animal encounter, maybe a teetering off a.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Cliff, hanging out, hanging something, maybe sliding down an avalanche.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Or imagine that.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Remember maybe last year with that call from that woman
who fell down a cliff at the back of a property.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
It's get riscued. That's right. She would have just been thinking.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Maybe you like got lost in the wilderness. I don't know,
but I've never personally had a moment where I've gone.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
I will remember I saw a jaguar and Costa Rica.
It walked out in front of me. It just got
a small small plane taking off there.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
That's gonna go excellent. He's got a radio and Nedy reckon.
Probably the radio isn't playing.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
He'll be He'll be clear and its flat with control
does I don't think he's listening.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
So distracted Back to my story. I want to know
if you've ever had a moment in your life where
you thought.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
And I did remember I saw a jaguar in costay
Cat and no one believes me.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
If you see a jaguar, you're taking a photo. I
didn't have my phone on me. Yea. I honestly did think, Oh,
this is how I die. I get eaten by a
giant big cat. That's pretty cool, though, it was beautiful cool.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
I mean, sorry, no experience, wait too long. I mean
the story of like, how did Carl Fletcher die?

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Yeah, I used to work with this guy got.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Eaten by a jaguar instar Yeah, Like that's pretty sick. Okay,
well we want to take your calls now, eight hundred
dollars that he you can take through nine six nine six.
When did you think, oh, this is the we're talking
about those times when you thought of this is that
it's over? A guy nearly got eaten by a beer
because he was in the beer's cave.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Yeah, we don't do that.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Don't do that now, Allison, you've Allison's called up. You
thought it was nearly over for you? What happened? So?

Speaker 7 (47:14):
I was on a line walk with a group of
us that were traveling when we're in Africa, and the
lines had kind of disappeared out of sight. So the
guy called them, and as they came running back, one
of them did a severe right angle and jumped on
me and knocked me over and had my neck in
their jaws. The other one thought this was quite good,

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so he came and jumped on me as well. So
I had two lines on top of me, and I'm
only really small, so you couldn't actually see me under
the line.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Oh god.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
And so yeah, it was a pretty weaky feeling. The
line had its obviously had my neck and its jaws
and was trying to like mix my skin off, and
it's a pretty frequent it.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Was being cute, being cute with you. Would you think
it was cute?

Speaker 7 (48:04):
Never wanted to play with me?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
But oh my god, well, thank god I wanted to
play with you and not eat you, because it could
have easily done that.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Amazing story to.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Get any photos, like, because once you kind of survived,
you'd be like, anyone catch that on film?

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Did you get it?

Speaker 7 (48:22):
Yeah, that's the funny thing. It was about twenty of
us here and the cameras out and people videoing, but
absolutely no one got it on camera because we thought
we had it on video.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
They would have given you millions of views and probably
a lot of money turned some little You're also grateful
to have your life. Thank you for sharing that. Okay,
it is one minut past eight. We're going to come back.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Next plays it, Flen, look to your lift.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I'm outside, We're alive. We're live at Hawks Airport now.
The reason we're here is because a while ago this
popped up in the news, the story that the new
Hawks Bay Airport fire truck needed a new name and
there were five options for the name.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Yeah, and I think you were away at the time.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Born and Haley and I made an executive call that
as a show and as a country and as a nation,
we should get behind the name Judy Drench because that
is a great name for a fire truck.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Yeah, Spraying Mantis was my second spray, a second pack,
but Judy.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Drench just felt right.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
And we really got behind at Flitch And then when
Vaughn came back to work, where we're like.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah, yeah, thousands now voting in the last couple of
days did go dark and we don't know if we
were We knew we're in the lead before that, but
we don't know if we've won. So soon we will
be officially unveiling the name, because behind you, Hailey, is
the new It's got.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
That's a sexy fire truck.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Can I introduce speaking of six, can I introduce my
firefighter friend in here?

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Chief fire officer title? Thank you? Hold this smike a
little bit closer door.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
I'm learning to do radio as well, and Damien's I'm
going to go in the truck with Damien til about
the truck.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Can wheel?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Can you ask in my question why are fire trucks
so sixier than normal city fire truck? O?

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Yeah, why are the airport fire trucks sixier than normal ones.

Speaker 8 (50:09):
Everything about aviation is sixy, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Those two guys that took off on that top dressing
plane before were quite good looking, but it was only
because they were behind the wheel of a plane.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Yeah, it's such a nice truck.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
And if you see here, there's like there's black but
covering up the name, which we can't unveil you.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Yeah, because he's actually going to be an official like
speeches and ceremonies people here. Yeah, that's going to happen
while while the songs are playing. Yeah, that's right, and
we'll come back and reveal the name soon. But you're
actually can I get on the truck?

Speaker 5 (50:35):
You can?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Oh my god, it's so bag, Oh my god, patch
the door shutting?

Speaker 5 (50:45):
How are the seats?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
They look like they're like seats?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Do you mean how much does this fire truck costs?
Are we allowed to say how much one of these costs?

Speaker 8 (50:53):
There's one point six million.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
If I went a lot of I'm going to buy
one just for the farm.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
Yeah, then you can pick your own name too.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yeah, it's dry in the summer. I'll just put it
on and get the host to spin. It'll be like
a big sprinkler.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Okay, while we're in the fire track, can we play
the siren?

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Is there a siren? Do you say play the sirens?
A DJ? Did you hear that?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:18):
It's a cool sirens? I do it? How many different sirens? Three?

Speaker 8 (51:22):
Three different sirens?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Do I just do this? My god? I did that?
You did that? Wow? Oh that's cool. What's the next one? Sorry,
my make's being a bit funny. That's right. Hang on,
that's a yelp? Is that what they call that?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
A yellow?

Speaker 5 (51:37):
I like that way. One's very hard satisfying. You'd go
to it. If you were going to European plane, you'd
use that one.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Maybe, so, David, before I know, we've got to we've
gotta move things along, so we're gonna get to the
official naming. But like when when is this going to
be used? Hopefully never? Hopefully never. Yeah, so we could
just hang out, you know, we could just hang out
in this one point six million dollar truck and hopefully
never use it.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Damian, it's it's the airports.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
But say, like someone just next doors house caught on fire.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
You guys ald help out?

Speaker 8 (52:07):
A yeah, we try and help out where we can.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, what about like little like summertime grass
fire sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
You obviously don't want the getting close to the airport.

Speaker 8 (52:17):
Yeah, if it's around the airport and we can help,
we'll be responding.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
But what if we wanted to make a big hydrid
slide out of polyothene and you just sprayed.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
It for us. We've got some dish soap. Yeah, would
you do that? Or is that not? Really? It's not allowed?
Are you being silly? A bit of time? And this gap?
This is an emergency service? Can you please take it? Seriously? Sorry?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Sorry, Hayley, slip and sliding. This truck is actually amazing.
I can't wait for you guys to get in.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Is it a camera on the front? What is that?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
The things in the front of a nozzle? Is that
a nozzley thing?

Speaker 7 (52:49):
There?

Speaker 5 (52:49):
He's pushing. Oh, he's pushed a button and it's moving.
Now what is that? Does that spray?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
So that's water water from the bumper and it's running away.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
She's running away because you don't last year, darling. When
can you get a little squirt? We get a little squirt,
A little squirt. Hang, we're gonna turn it on. Yeah, okay,
all the trucks. Okay, we're gonna have a little squired
away because there are trektors in front of us.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Just a little squirt here from the squirt.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
That's a big squirt.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Right, there's a guy on a tractor who's going to
get a little bit of a sprits from there.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
That's all right, he'll be upset. Okay, Damien, that's what
a toy that is. Okay, can you do one more siren?
Go for it?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
One more question for Damien. On the side of it's
got blue bars? Does that tell how much water reserves?
That's how much water we've got water? Can this truck
carry seven four hundred meters? That's squish.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
That's plenty of water. You fill up someone swimming pool
pretty quickly.

Speaker 8 (53:47):
Two swimming pools, two swimming pools.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
It's so swish.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Is this going to be like you know, when you
get a new car and for like maybe a couple
of months, it's really tidy and nice, and then it
turns to crap and you've got rubbish everywhere?

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Is that going to happen to that? Or you'll keep
it nice and tidy.

Speaker 8 (53:59):
I think boys will keep it nice and tidy.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
You're good Damien Yah. I'll give it three months and
there'll be a Minties rapper. Can I find the seat?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Can I ask, was Judy Drench your chosen name for
the truck as well? Or where did your vote go?

Speaker 8 (54:11):
I was one of the five? Yeah, I won't say
which one.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
I wait, are you saying he's not a drencher? He's
not a Drencher's not team dressing.

Speaker 8 (54:21):
The spring Man.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Does look like the it's got a mantis vibe to it.
But without no, we can't change our sway. We've made
t shirts. We're going Judy Drench, but we don't know
you We're not. We're gonna reveal soon.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Very very so.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Fed plays its flesh and fact of the day, day
day day day, do do do do do do do.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Okay, you hang on with didn't sound quite right home
on the fact of the day jingles A two man job.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Yeah, I wondered when that sounded weird with the fact
of the day jingle. I was singing you a raw dog.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
I was just saying speeches of commenced outside with head
kate Ya, They're doing the speech is the official naming.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
So you'll find out the name. Yes, so we'll do
things of the day, but a simple one.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Yeah. Do you want like a fun one like a
wire fire engines red? Yes, because this fire truck is
floro like I can also yellow.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
I love that. That's floral yellow.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Why fire engines are now floral yellow because most city
fire trucks are still red around the world. So fire
trucks were painted fire truck read the official red of
fire trucks because at the time when fire engines first,
you know, the motor vehicle, they could build enough truck,
they could transport enough water. It was the most visible

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color that was manufacturable. Oh, they didn't have floro.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
They didn't have fluoros, and it worked out how to
make those colors. Year.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah, so they made red, which would grab people's attention.
If they couldn't hear it, they saw it. The red
would grab their attention and they'd look. But as soon as,
of course it gets dark, read is very hard to see.
So the lights stepped up there. But now they got
to the point where they like, the only thing keeping
us worth firetruck red is the tradition that fire trucks
are red. Yeah, so a lot of cities, like can

(56:22):
you imagine New York repainting there?

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Like especially after September eleven, the iconic.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
They were always iconic, but there was something there became
more iconic after that huge tragedy. The fire trucks are
fire truck red. You just can't imagine a New York truck.
And that's why it's just tradition keeping most fire trucks red.
That's why I privately owned fire trucks such as the
assumed to be named Hawks Bay Airport fire truck drench
is a sexy neon yellow because it's the easiest to

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see this high vers yellow.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Of course it is day and day and all night.
It's so you're right though, that the iconic pit me,
I don't know aroud?

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Do apologize? Were broadcasting? Oh you're you're wiggling the headphone
card radio. I just walked in here.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
They're like you call like paint fire engine red or
nail polish or lipstick fire engine red, like we equate
it with red.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Now, but they are mostly yellow.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
It's got a its official fire engine red has color coordinates.
So you could go into a paint store and get
the Pantone. It could get the official fire engine red.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
It could be done. But the other thing keeping them
red now is tradition. Okay, when yellow.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Would be a significantly better color for modern fire trucks
because of the visibility at night and all day.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Today's fact of the day is that fire trucks are
only still red because tradition says. Fact of the day,
day day day day, do.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Do do.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Do do do do Do Do Do.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Plays z M S. Flesh Porn and Hayley.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
This is outside again.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah, this is broadcasting from an area control of the
Civil Aviation Authority.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
So I'll ask you to please have respective this. Brookers,
I've just jumped the gate. You've just jugged. You went
round the fits. I didn't see that all Okay, you're
from a farm and I'm from the city.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
This is why we are here at Auks Bay Airport
today because we are unveiling the name of the new
Hawks Bay Airport fire truck. We got behind the voting,
now that we I mean, we were influential, we hope
in the name of the winner, which is about to
be revealed.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
We don't know yet.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
We chose Judy Drench. We've had T shirts made. So
this is going to look very embarrassing for us.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
If it's not.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Mothi sticker and it says spraying man as we will
look real stupid in these Judy Drench t shirts.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Now, I will say before we reveal the name.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
There were thousands and thousands of votes, eighty eight percent
of which came from New Zealanders, a lot of our listeners,
but we do have a lot of podcast listeners and
people saw this, people commenting on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Like I'm from Brazil. I voted. Votes came in from
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
A three point eight percent of votes also came from Australia,
three point three percent of votes from the UK, two
point two percent from the United States. Dates also voting
countries Germany, Fiji, Belgium, Spain, Indonesia, Croatia, Hong Kong, the
Czech Republic, Colombia, Malaysia, Hungary, Greece, of Philippines, Romania, Saudi Arabia, Vietnam,

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a huge list.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
The Philippines vote counts for something.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I know.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Gibraltar, somebody from gibrilative voter voted on the st mark.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Like so many countries around the world, this is insane,
So We thank everybody for their votes.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Thank you everyone, And I think we should find out
what the truck's called.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yes, now, Vorn, how would you describe at the moment
the name has been signed written on the truck, but
it's covered.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
With a paque black covering.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Can't see some lovely orange tape skills have made it
very brilliantly sealed there.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
We do have a dog airpold, so it'll be.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
A swift removal to reveal the name of the new
Hawks Bay Airport truck.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Right, okay, we're ready. Who's doing a countdown? Ready? Everybody?

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Why?

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Yea? And everybody wins? Everybody wins.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
The name of the new Hawks Bay Airport firetruck is
Judy Drench.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
God, that's a good font. Jude, dude, it's a good font.
Can we ask who chose the font? I have no idea.
We don't know. We don't know. It's a beautiful font.
It's a beautiful fond. Chose the font. It's a beautiful
corporate fond.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Wasn't really a decision, but Judy Drench was as voted
by thirty nine different countries.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Yeah, has taken out the name.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Congratulations, Thank you everybody that voted that's fun and now
we could actually have a play after we finished, and
like you're you already had to go at the same.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Little flap to the signs on. Okay, can we turn
the sirens on again? Demo?

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Hey, you're going to be that cont Actually I'm more
name terms with Demo by the way, Yeah, yeah, me
And who's the chief?

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Yeah, chief fire chief gonna one's gonna put the siren
on to celebrate the fact that the new Hawks Bay
you put fire truck.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
It's called Judy French way, we did it. That's so
much fun. God, we're like just like little kids, aren't we? Really,
this is the most fun I've had in years.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Honestly, the fly services are definitely my job, just flicking
between the dials, yeah what, but.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Not actually doing anything else.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Is born plays it ms Fletchpahn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Oh really, but we've just come back and to finish
our fantastic highly reading radio.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Shows where we have fun but also we give facts.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
We give yeah, yeah, emotion. Why is the beef? What's Radio?

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
New Zealand have showed up oh a story on it
and just frog leaped us and forced Damien to take
them for a hone in the new truck.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Wow, Judy Drench, Wow before us Wow radio in New Zealand.
Wow Wow. And there'll be some rushing spent on it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Your text pay dollars of work. Yeah wow, Look how
fast is going there? So I'm excited to have a planet.
But yeah, we check out our socials. The old fire
trucks just part and it looks like it's like when
you get a new family car and you have to
this the old one. You're like when James got bricked
up in an episode of Thomas the Tank. We get

(01:02:33):
to have a play around on the fire truck after
we finished the show. So if so, yeah, if the
h did m our socials later, I'm so excited about this.
And I mean the fire truck is called Judy Drench.
We won, We did it, the people won. Congratulations. Now
we are on the road and it seems Hailey didn't pack.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Gods.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
I usually overpacked so badly for everything, and I forgot
a whole bunch of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
And it was fine. I brought one. I need it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
In fact, do you know what, Vaughn, It has been
a long time since Vaughn's knocked on my hotel room door.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
And said, but forgot with toothpoos. That's how I talk, that's.

Speaker 8 (01:03:09):
How you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
But you always you never packed toothpaste. Well, it's been
years since you've asked me for tooth I just don't
brush my teeth anymore. That's my secret.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
A lie man A man who doesn't live alone. Flitch
does live alone. When you travel, do you take the
family toothpaste?

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
I normally do so.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Last time when I went away last couple of weeks ago,
when I went down south to Anko Island, I just
grabbed the family toothpaste. Yeah, and I got a message,
and I rate message, and then Shard went to replace
the family toothpaste with we we brush with that black stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
The charcoal toothpaste, isn't that okay? Yeah? And what are
you about to say? Well, I thought people said don't
use charcoal because it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Ana.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
It's not like full blow on charcoal.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
It's like colgates charcoal, right, Okay, caught a charco she
couldn't find it, so she bought this other stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Ocle And well that's really throwing me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Did we laugh too much at the race based joke
that you made? The joke the quarter. Gotcha, yeah, gotcha?
So okay, okay, you may.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Have completed last week thought because Judy drench just just
absolutely water in the runway as it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Drives that that's fine, We're going out to play. It
will be us soon. We'll take this up. Mulligant, actually harsh.
You know what's using all the water, so we don't
get any water.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
So I stole the family toothpaste and shout, I said,
should get them the same and it was gone.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
So she got this purple stuff. Yes, not my smile.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Stuff, but a purple version, right, and so that got
put in my way back because it's so gross.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
So now I break my sort of punishment for stealing
the well, you got toothpaste.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
But I tried to peck really lightly because I didn't
want to I didn't want to chick in anything and like,
you know heavy. So and then I got up this
morning to put on my outfit, and I didn't have
a hair brush, and my here had gone to shite,
and I didn't have deodorant, and so I text the girlies,
We've got a girl chat, just the girls of the team,

(01:05:23):
and I said I.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Didn't bring a here brush and deodorant, Can I use some?

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
And they got here and Shannon's like ball or aerosol,
and I said, ball roll on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
I think it's I just was like, that's gross to
use someone else's deodorant.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Ball gross. I've got heeler stamps. It's gross.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
We did put up an impromptu poll on an Instagram page.
Is it weird to use a friend's roll on deodorant?
Sixty eight percent of people said yes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Oh my god, my mankey again, your mankey again.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Thirty two percent of people said no, because your reasoning
was girls don't have.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Here, Well, most girls don't. I get beer.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
We've been told we can't, and so the patriarchy made
us shove them perman it lays them as I have.
But I'm just like, it's I'm not absorbing spets or
any other bottle.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
It's just pit. No, it's just gross.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Then m P and then back.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
To her pit.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah, Zara says, had you showered this morning? Yes, so
you shall fresh off the shower, Yeah, because if you
hadn't and then the bacteria gets on that, you've got
a cross contamination.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
I have had ash before it pit rash. Remember that
was one of the first things. I took to Dr
Shawnee and then I used it here brush. I do
have nuts, but that'll be fun for her.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
For someone saying it's not weird if you're putting it
on clean. Yeah, I am clean. I assume it was
half an hour between the hotel and bed clean. She
gave me a mid car.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Okay, if I get pit rash from you, Shannon, I'll
be very upset, but at least I won't smell, and.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
You guys won't have to put up with that in
my duty dream.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Yeah, I guess that's true. You know someone coming off
a recent smelling accusation. Oh that's right, someone that told you, well,
yesterday we sat down at a pub and immediately when
we sat down, I had to text message Hailey saying,
it is not me that smells.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Because you've been so traumatized, traumatized by it. I've got
my own.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
You know it as nice now finally as a white
man at the age of forty two to finally have trauma.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Hey, welcome, welcome, play z in fleshed one and Haley.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
That is the end of our show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Broadcasting live at Hawks Bay Airport today for the naming
of the new fire truck.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
It's official, she Isy drench. We get to have a
go playing it now.

Speaker 7 (01:07:31):
I have.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
I love traveling away with you guys. I've just got
to say one thing. In the last twenty four hours,
I've followed Vaughn to the bathroom twice.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
You don't put the toilet seat down. That's crazy, love
A three women? I don't know, are you not?

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
I don't know if I'm calling out you or Shade
for leaving that behavior. Slip what seat the top bit.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
That you lift? But you said the camp although you
don't put down either of them? No, I don't, So
why are you trying to decipher what I want my
woman to know? I've urinated and I haven't splashed.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Oh my god, they thank god. We live with a
great guy, Aaron. You've trained him well, I've trained him well.
I've trained them well.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
I cannot believe.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
And if I take a poopy, I leave the seat down,
but I leave the cap up to let them know
I've scrubbed. Okay, right, okay, Well, thank you to Hawks
Bay Airport for having us inviting us along. It's been
so much fun doing the show. Thank you as well
to Senic Hotels to Panya who put us up. Great
spot there, yeah, right on the waterfront, amazing views. Thankfully

(01:08:34):
because we were next to each other, all all five
of us had a room next to each other, and
Hayley was a little worried to be honest, wasn't she?

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
I like my private time in my hotels and it
was a great night. Yeah, so yeah, thank you for
having us.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Pre thanks to Skiv who just came out to me
and said, do you like helicopters? And I said yes
to do yeah, And he said I've got a Mash
replica and like an old school helicopter. Would would you
like to go on a flight if time allowed?

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
And I said yes. So let's wrap up this radio
show because I've never been to Shopper.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Hayley's gonna go to first helicopter riding a bow forty
seven that's painted up like it's from the TV show
Mash Insane.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
First, we're going in the Judy Drench new firetruck. This
is the best day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Somebody message you on Instagram saying your passion, your show passion?

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Should I say this?

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
I've told fltch this. Somebody message you on Instagram, they
said it, so I can say it. Yeap, your show
passion for fire trucks is on par with my autistic
seven year old son.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Sam to be commended.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
It's a compliment, and I see that is a compliment
for passion and enthusiasm for a specific subject.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Hey, if there's a city needing to name a train,
we can get behind that as well. Train any named anything,
naming anything will be there. Yeah, this has been so
much fun. Thank you everyone. If you like today's podcast,
tell your friends you could send them the link. And
if you don't have any friends, just pretend you did.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Yeah great, and rate.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
And review and maybe get out there and try to
make some friends.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Sair names Fletch Vonnen highly

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