Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 26th September 2024

Rise in green decor trend

Vaughan's cooking hack

SLP - Do you have designated cars in your relationship

Hayley posted a Tig Tog

Top 6 ways to instantly satisfy yourself

Conan O'Brien

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

Hayley and Vaughan elavator

What do you have to sleep with?

Hayley caught perving

Eye tracking study on dating app

Fact of the day

What's your neighbourhood eyesore?

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network, The Fleephone and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, The perfect start to
every day play ms. Fletch, One and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you Bran, Good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch,
Fawn and Haley. Two minutes past six.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
He right, so that's tomorrow, Haley.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Actually, I've had a very enjoyable week, and I don't
want it to come to an end.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, A nice week. That's good so far. We can't
say the same obviously. We're just gonna stay quiet on
that one. Right, I've got a joy for all. I
had a good week. Do you want to end well?
I don't know. Just life hasn't. It just keeps going.
Can't make it stop? Make it stop? Week? Another one star,

(00:53):
silly little pole. As soon? Do you have designated cars
in your relationship like you do? Right? You've got? Yeah,
we go out together, we'll go in the hound Ie
and often I'll drive, but sometimes I'm just like, I
don't want to drive. You drive. She'll be like, I
want to drive. Well, that's exactly how whereas you You've

(01:16):
got Aaron's got the U.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Aaron's got the you and I've got the mayors yep,
so but.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
He would never be like he'd look too comically.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I see only drives mine when it's like parked behind him. Okay,
you just grab it and then I get into it.
And if I fall back because he's put the seat
back so far, and when I drive the U, I
feel like a little girl.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, well that's our silly little pole today. Do you
have designated cars in your relationship? Do you know we
also have coming up? Vaughn's got a hack? Yeah, dude,
what not a shannons as a cooking hack. It's an okay,
it's a cooking hack. Interesting. Also turns up we may
not be too satisfied as News Islanders. There's been a

(02:01):
satisfaction level released. Yeah, and where I've got some tips
lulling and satisfaction. So you've got the top six ways
to instantly satisfy yourself. Okay, it's coming up in the
top six. But next having I want to say, nearly
completed a renovation, Haley. It turns out that you're very
on trend because there is a color that has been

(02:23):
making a comeback and you are all over this color,
all over it like an I mean you do have
a lot of colors in your house.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
A lot of colors, but predominantly one.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Also, does this mean that you'll be repainting that because
you don't want your house to look like anybody else's. Yeah, exactly,
I like to be different, plays Fletchborne and Haley. Well.
It was long mocked, it was big in the seventies,
and now adults in their twenties and their thirties are
bringing back green colored bathrooms, avocado colored bathrooms. I cannot

(02:53):
believe it.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I neither can I looking at the colored sinks, like
that's one of the trends. It's back as those like
colored sinks.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I love your bathroom. You've just got the green tiles,
green tiles. Didn't go for a colored sink or.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
We were going to, and then we were like bring
it back.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Bring it back, because there was a report a few
like maybe five years ago in this article i'm reading
that said if in the UK, if you had like
a green colored bathroom that was left over from the seventies,
it would not like five thousand dollars off your value.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Like people were just like I'm just
showing you of green bathroom wallpaper. Yes, Pat and wolpaper

(03:33):
green bathroom.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
And Granddad's house.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, I can smell the lavender now, bath, the basin,
the sink, everything was green. Yeah, I'm not a fan
of I just like a traditional white colored basin.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, our like our vanity is green with a wooden top,
but then it's got a white basin on top of it.
But when we were looking at toilets, because you know,
we like to do things a little differently around here,
Aaron found a green tour. It was a deep green
and I was like, we've got to draw the line,
like that's just too much, and so we'll just go

(04:07):
plain white toilet.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Right Because women as muck. They are surveyed a whole
bunch of like people in their twenties and thirties, and yeah,
green was twenty five percent of people were like, we
want a green bathroom. So it's like it's done a
full like comeback from the seventies, oh yeah before minus
the carpet. Because a lot of the photos I'm looking at,
like here's a bathroom that it's not dark green, like

(04:30):
a light green, like a yeah, avocado moose, avocado moose, And.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
When the cafe doesn't have avocados, so it uses them
cheap moose.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Like this bathroom from the seventies hands Yeah, blue like
a blue carpet.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well, do you remember when I first started here, my
hunt for the pink sink.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's I wanted the pink sank. That was for a.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Different house, to be fair, but yeah, I wanted like
a full pink like seventies basin. We didn't do it
in the end, and thank god, because I ended up
selling house to appearance and they would have hated that you.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Put a green bathroom in, like green toilet, green sink
bath No one's going to buy that house in twenty years.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well they were wrap it right out, and so what
was the point of putting it in?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah? Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Play zims Fletchborne and.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hailey, Hailey, do you remember it? On? Was it Monday?
I see it. I was sitting in the go if
Yourself corner while some songs are playing, and I said
to Hailey, I have the need. It wasn't even I
want this. It was a need for a chicken stew.
It was a yearning, a yearning, a primal yearning for

(05:38):
chicken stew. We then began to describe the chicken stew
to each other. We're on the same page, like chunks
of chicken thigh because breast might dry out. Yeah you
know what? Yeah, and U is it a thick? It's thick.
So it's not a soup, but it's real thick. It's yum. Okay, Yeah,
it's thick. Okay, so thick boy two. So wait, so
you're cooking hacks about a chicken stew. You wait for it?

(06:01):
Oh my god. So I find this recipe for this
chicken stews, and I strolled through a few because I
want to find the one that we would describe it
like a month from the nineties. Yeah, the vibe, Yes,
how good is stew?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
You're at the tail end of winter for the stew business,
I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, eating stews in summer.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
And this stew recipe that I found was everything I wanted,
except it wasn't garlica enough. So I just I always
had more and more garlic savory food that isn't better
with more garlic. I can't read garlic.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I tried yesterday. I tried yesterday to find one save
I went all through Asia.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
And everything's minute everything I always said. I've done this
to a few people someone said spag ball. I was like,
are you kidding me? A garlicy spag bowl, stupid mouth?
What is what your heck? Then, so it's said in
this recipe, Yeah, the late part of the stew, everything
goes out brown the chicken. Take that out, put it
in your ats, aromatics, your celery bile from doing nothing,

(07:09):
Bailey taking all the credit for garlics heavy lifting, doing
absolutely nothing. So then you put the broth then and
then you get a boiling. Then you reduce it to
a simmer for thirty minutes because the potato is a
chance to break down. Then it said at that stage,
after the thirty minutes of simmering, if you wanted to
thick it up, you could add heavy cream. I'm not
like huge on a heavy cream. Underneath it said alternatively,

(07:31):
add mashed potato. Crazy and I was like, as a thickeners,
it starts, it starts. So it said you can use
instant that that instant mashed potato stuff, or just make
some mashed potatoes in the next to it and then
add it. But I was like, we've got some of
that instant mashed potato, Like, just put it in the

(07:53):
microwave because that's very dry. You might be thinking if
you just chunked it straight in, maybe it would make
it work more water Because I head instant mash. I
was so against it when it first showed up at
our house, was like, how lazy are you alright that
we need a microwave potato dust for four minutes with
some butter in it rather than boiling them for like
ten and then mashing them. But it's a game changer.

(08:16):
It's real quick. So I took this instant mashed potato,
tripped in the microwave for a couple of minutes, which
isn't enough to fully cook it, and then just dumped
it all in the stew yeah, and stirred it and
it sucked up, so it went from being like quite
a liquidy. This is a idea because this is the
hack as if you've got a watery, don't use corn

(08:36):
flour because you having to use so much of it
and there is something viscusy.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, I've don't ever fare enough sicking to curry with
corn flour.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
And you think it's gravy with corn flaw because it's
so rich at that stage to be a little bit jelly.
And then what could you second gravy with mashed potato. Max,
this is the heck? This is this is five stars, Shanning,
You say, are you listening to this?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Heck?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
A review on the hack? Shannon?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I love instant mashed potatoes.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
You win five five stars like I bow down. I
get it. I should shut my mouth of them.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I just think we watch and we learn that's five stars.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
This is this is a good hack. So and even
I said, I told you what I was doing, but
August was playing Fortnite or something, and then when she
came out for dinner, she was like, how did you
do that? How did you do this? What's up here?
What's up? What's yeah? Jew? Okay, what do I what
do I owe you? No strew left, no streuelift. There
is some stew left for me tonight because they're away,

(09:42):
right man, But you know what it was missing? Dare
I say, I'm tiptoing close to Carbo carb overload. Yeah,
some nice rip apart bred to dip in this jew
nice nice life for son. No sound make dinner rolls,
he loves. I still love a dinner roll. But Christmas,

(10:06):
why not exclusively for Christmas things? Those part baked ones
and just give them a little little kiss in the
oven and they just but up a little bit. Good
food hack from you. Good food hairs. So if you
need to something mashed potato, potato mas amazing. If you
have and stuff that you take camping, you know power
like your hiking before, Yeah, that would be even better

(10:28):
because that's dehydrated. Yeah, and it would just add it
would up the water and be ritty and seconds sucks
it right up. Ye, everybody listening should do it because
it ruled play play silly.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
If you're in a relationship, do you have designated cars?
I saw this as a thing on the internet. I
mean right saying I just learned my friends don't have
designated cars in the relationship. They just take whatever one's
easier to access God. And that's madness. I mean, like
that is madness. Yeah, I mean some people don't have
two cars. You just have the one. So they're friends
with that just share our cars. Yeah, wasn't it the average?

(11:27):
Do we have some of the highest car ownerships and
the developed world. Yeah, but that's because we live so
far away from things. Well, actually we live quite close
because you don't want to let people build townhouses in
your backyard. I really don't, really don't. But we are
the far away. We're the far away.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
We need a car higher your cars.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I don't have a car. It's your bloody Central Auckland.
You're Mirrorvale moms. It is right, yeah, built them up
anyway if you've got more than one. And then I
seen it to my mates groove and my mate Johnny's like,
oh yeah, we we don't. We just kind of grab
whatever's that's madness. And he's like Sean as mate. Oh
I know Sean as well. Herm and his partner have

(12:13):
identical cars. Yeah, who are the same and they don't
have a designated one. They just literally got the same brand, year,
type and they just take whatever.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
So weird.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
My car is a very private space. I've got things
in there. I got things secrets.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
And what are you like I've got. I've got a
three pack of peanut slams in the glove. Last time
I went to minor teen little treats and I like
to nibble away at them. Actually reminded me I do
actually have a three pack of arm and Gold because
I'm gold a coconut Oh yeah, no, no, no, brothers and

(12:56):
coconut arms came out of my mouth. I should have
said that if you will accept my apology.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Solar solid my ooth accepted. More on the ooses later.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
By the way, Oh, we have an oose chat. We've
got to have an oose chat again. It sound wrong,
but anyway, if you're in a relationship, do you have
insignated cars? That sounded. We'll see if we're still on
air by the time that rolls around. If you're in
a relationship to your designated cars, eighty eight percent of
people say yes, yes, twelve percent do not have cars

(13:34):
in the relationship. Here from these people that are all
over the show, Dan who we've heard from Dan before.
He is one of our absolute favorite homosexuals. Yes, your
ultimate favorite homosexual friend though, No, no, no, no, no,
I mean like show homos. All right, I've told you
I ranked my homo. I don't know what's happening with
this break. I just hit homo way too hard on

(13:54):
homosexuald Yeah all, I yeap all, I will literally live
it bus yes, says Dan. The ones we came in with.
But we're about to go down to one car soon,
so they're not.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
So Oh you into the relationship.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah, yeah, you're a run the car. Yeah, that must
be weird entering a relationship with a car. And then yeah,
your partner's like, I'll just take the car, and they're like,
that's mine, that's okay. They're definitely Volkswagen Polos right. Well,
go my god, that's the image, Lauren. And this is
the case with so many people tandem parking spaces. So

(14:32):
you just got to drive whatever's at the front. Yeah,
that's where no park up the bum. No, but you
wouldn't take his you if he was parked behind you
to work, you would move it and then take your car.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh, but we do a little switcheroob the night before
to make sure.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
We're in the run order. Yeah, the old switcheroo. Yeah no,
but technically ownership slash Insurance says we do cars right.
Oh yeahsh because you can be a secondary driver. You're
just not the primary driver. Will says yes, only because
I have a work car. Oh yeah, that's that makes sense.
It's powerful. Holy moly, this blew my mind, says Amy.

(15:07):
Do people really not have their own cars? I didn't
realize this was even a thing. Me neither Amy. Yeah,
majority of people have their own like designated car within
the relationship. We have one car seat, so the baby
has a designated car, designated baby car. Yeah. When the
kids had baby seats, those things are night me to move.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, so you're just like, if I'm going out with
the babies, I'm taking the car baby baby seat on it,
the family car.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, Sean says, she gets the brand new car and
I have to drive the old Lancer with eighty thousand
k's on it. Eighty thousands nothing on an old Lancer. Oh,
it sounds like it's gone. Maybe it's gone full a
mill and started the game. Yeah, whoever takes the dogs
out gets the old boy wagon, says Erica. Yuck dogs. Yeah,

(15:54):
because of the dogs to one car in dirty Yeah,
air in a is Yes, because I can't drive the
manual ute. That's a good way.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Aaron used to have manuals and I used to hate
it when I had.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
To drive it. Phone's the skid car every stoplight. Amy, Also,
Hamilton out of this one. I'm not driving a stinky, old,
filthy ute. Okay. I might a bit a bit of
Hamilton there with the burn up, but I think ranging
order over. There was also doing a fountain Eastbourne. No

(16:29):
not really, and you lean up the harbor Land townlet
like rang the order and you're just a big fat intersection.
Have grown up. I was born in a jungey order.
It's true. Yes, we do have separate cars. Is duly
because my car is clean and tidy and his is
an absolute effing dump. Okay, wow, clean your car. Yeah

(16:56):
you were happy about the state of things. You wouldn't
like a least car.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
I think I'm growing a pistache tree in the middle
with I know, I don't want to pull it out.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
My peak contry is really thrown out some leaves this
spring is that growing from the center console? If you can't,
not nearly as impressive. It's not. It's not that said
a little.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Pile ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
I've got a show.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I'm going to thumb in a little prom I've got
to show next week in augud.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. You can something minutes.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I've paid ends in me. This is paid advertisers.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Just one of these seamless client integrations here.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
So much right, I'm looking for something to do next
weekend in Auckland check out Hailey Sprout's show Wild Flutters
at Q Theater from the third to the fifth of October.
It's a naughty, funny show and it's good.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Right heard to the fifth.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, so that's half of the weekend Thursday to Saturday.
That's the freaking weekend. Sure, it's the freaking weekend anyway.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
And this is the double show you're doing with Pecks
Pecks Yeah, really packs anyway.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
So to promote this, like yesterday, I put up on
Instagram a clip, a small clip from the show that
I filmed earlier in the year, and I was doing
well on Instagram, and I was like, people are really
enjoying this and I was watching it back, being like
it's funny.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
I accidentally opened it in the middle of a meeting.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
My voice came your phone and you, meaning Haley, that
was good from you.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Really rude anyway.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
So I posted this video and I was like, do
you know what this actually feels like the kind of
video that would pop off on the old TikTok.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
TikTok. I had a feeling that this video would pop
off on TikTok. I got a feeling. Now you tried
to make it on TikTok A long time ago.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, a couple of years ago. I thought, come on, Hailey,
get onto the TikTok. Everyone loves it. You can also
be part of this. So I did a hair transformation
from brown to ginger.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
You remember that's how long ago it was. And how
did that go? It was good?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
People loved it, and then I was like, right, I've
got to keep up with this. And I even said
to Shannon Hay can you help me? And I just
didn't do any content. I didn't die, and then you
kind of retired and I retired from TikTok and people
were like, Hailey, Hailey, come back as they were loving the.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Head for you, hearing the screams. No requests happened TikTok.
When I'm sent a link though, yeah right.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
All same, it sits dormant on my phone and I
just I felt it my soul it was time to
return to TikTok.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
So I took the.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Video and I uploaded it to TikTok and I was like, flyway, sweetbird,
you go.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
To do you think that's what missed the beasts? Thanks?
When he uploads the video, Flyway, sweet bird, flyway, sweeta.
I didn't get remembers the beast thumbnail best of black.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
No, I chose a good thumbnat funny short quip of
a of a caption okay and awe, and then so
about a couple of hours into the afternoon after posting it,
I returned to TikTok to see the explosion. Because you know,
I've been part of things like girl Math or the

(20:17):
Jasonmore interview or the Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
You've experienced an explosion.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
While I went on the f ehd in page what
if our video says nine million views?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
And I was like, come one, fly away, sweet bird.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Zero views, zero views, not even like it's not even
doing badly possible, it has not been seen.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Can we ask social media expert Shannon at these social
media is what's she done wrong there to get zero views?
She published it, well, she left it in draft. I
know I can confirm it was published. Well.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
One thing I always do, and this is probably embarrassing
to admit, is as soon as I post, I go
on to another techtok account and immediately watch it and
save it and send it to someone else.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
To boost the that's playing the system. We had a
rock and multiple tiktoks.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Well, because I've got my work like Flitzwort and Haley
and then Shannon. So the first person who always likes
f v H is Shannon Trim.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, so you're to gain the system. Yeah, Hailey, could
you give us an update? How long has the video
been up? And what are the views at the moment?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay, Well, I've got to admit something. It was doing
so baby. I came back an hour later, I had
seven views and I was like, something's crooked here. So
I may have promoted it. I may have chucked some money.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Behind, okay, because I was like, this deserves more, and
so you promoted that? And then how many views did
I have? It's like two hundred.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Likes, seventeen hundred views. Like, it's really not fly away,
sweet bird, it's really not.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Doing what I I thought. This is how I didn't
fly It's like you open the cage and the bird's
just like I love it here. Yeah, and we'll see, Luly,
this is what I thought would happen.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
I'm a comedy producer for the BBC. I've had such
a long day. Might hop onto the TikTok and have
a little look. Oh, who is this hilarious New Zealand woman.
I must fly her over to be on the BBC.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
That's what going to happen. And two hundred people have
been like, Okay, so I guess that ends TikTok for you.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Then well that's why I'm here working today, because the comedy,
as it were, it didn't fly away sweetbird. Yeah, so
this sweetbird has returned to the delicious stability of radio.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
And here I shall remain.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Feel free to go to TikTok and like my video
if you if you think how much I paid I allocated.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Everything about this is so sad. Everything about this is sad.
Everything she delete, it re uploads, she pays, she likes dreams.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
It's so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Just give up.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Just don't even admit. The next time be humbled. It's
good to be humbled every Now, we'll just.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Let it slip away into the plays.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Fletchborne and Halen blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Apparently we're in a happiness recession. Turn Mike, that wasn't me,
that was Fletcher. Silentcing women. That does not make me happy.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Silencing mildy woman in the workplace.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
From the door. Thank you, so say again. We're in
a happiness recession stats New Zealand has released it's a
well being data. Okay, people feel less safe and than
they did in twenty twenty one. The trust and institutions
such as the health system, education system, parliament, media please oh,
media's place and courts has declined. I like to think

(24:05):
we've been as untrustworthy in twenty twenty one as we
are now. We've always been as untrustworthy. We haven't changed,
we have aged, We've always been untrustworthy. So don't know.
I wouldn't worry too much about that when I'm not
worry when inflation hit, half of us cut back on
fruit and veitch. Of course, that's not good. That's not
going to make you get any better, isn't it if
you're eating highly processed stuff, et cetera, et cetera. People

(24:27):
aged over fifteen are reported on average overall life satisfaction
of seven point six out of ten, and it was
seven point seven out of ten and twenty twenty one. Okay,
if we're fear a crime apparently, but we're still like
seven and a bit out of ten, it's pretty good.
I mean it's not you know, we're not living in
a war zone. And it's not you know we're not
at the.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Two God no, I mean we literally just the three
of us did a happy dance in the studio before
the mics came off.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, it's a happy and satisfied Well, there was a
happy there was a happy moment. We did a happy dance.
We did a happy dance. Well today, stop six inspection,
Top six waste to satisfy yourself. I've got some tips.
You can do all of these today. Great number six
on all of them.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I'm going I can here. I pledge I will do
all of these.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Today perfect before hearing them all. I trust their friends
so much. Okay. Number six on the less of the
top six waste to instantly satisfy yourself. Nipple stuff yep, great,
can't beat it. Fo done tech okay, Number five on
the list of the top six waste to instantly satisfy yourself.
Pay ten dollars to promote a ship TikTok?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
How dare you? How effing dare you? You know what
tech done done already yesterday?

Speaker 3 (25:40):
But did promoted tech talk dollar watch and now no
one's watching. Pay tech done? Number three and No. Number
four on the list of the top six waste to
instantly satisfy yourself. Three pack of arm and gold. You
talked about it before, just earlier on the show, and
I can't say thinking about the fact that right now

(26:01):
in my glove box, Oh my god, go down and
get them. There's a three pack. Yeah, that's one age. Okay,
it's during the break. Go down and get a three
pairs shoot down and get it. Tech. Yep, done. Make
yourself instantly satisfied. Number three on the list of the
top six ways as Andy satisfays up today. Open your
explore page on Instagram. It's custom made. It's custom made

(26:22):
to pump up your serotonin. Baby alright, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
When he was utterly jacked Jason Momore, Jason Momore, I.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Got mooding that eponymous that's in my big energy, Jason
to what it's made me feel extremely you go satisfying
superhero stuff in there, tech and then some other stuff
that I don't want to talk about. Number two on
the less of the tops six ways satisfay, Okay, a

(26:55):
lot of very attractive Lily ambing.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
Ner a woman.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Okay, that's fine, clearly here, Okay, great Curly here great
two on the lesson that I would love to know it?
Can we clear the what do I do? How do
we get these? Spend a lot of time googling land
Rovers again and star Wars number two on the last

(27:21):
of the chop. Six ways to instantly satisfy yourself. Google
your school bully. Oh, I see where they are now.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Bullied, and that's probably why I'm so satisfied.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
That means you're being googled and they'll google it and say,
oh my god, that TikTok has only got three views,
and then they'll that'll make them feel better. That makes
me feel better, and I'm one of the ways top
sex waste instantly satisfy yourself. Talk to a dog. They're
always stoked to be talking to you, and if they're not,

(27:51):
they're a dud dog.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Can I replace dog with cat?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
No, don't always stoked to turn their back and walk
away from you. Dogs are always like, he what's up?
My tail's starting to go now, my whole body's working.
I'm talking to you. You're a human. That is today.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Sub sex play Zitims Flitchford and Hale.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Connor O'Brien is coming to New Zealand. Yeah, as for
his travel show, Yeah, and I knew this was this
is I knew that I knew he had New Zealand
in his sights. His how He has a podcast. It
has two episodes a week. One's always an interview with
the celebrity. Yeah, that's a great podcast. It is a
gantastic podcast. He's had this big resurgence, kind of like

(28:33):
a renaissance right in the podcast realm. Yeah. Yeah, whereas
he started doing the podcast before he finished doing his
TV show. Yeah, he did the late night Chander, don't know,
twenty eight years he started and he took over from
David Leedhiman in like nineteen ninety three. Previously had been
a writer on the Simpsons and a writer at Saturday
Night Live. Yes, and then everyone's like, who's this guy?

(28:54):
And then lasts like he could have kept going as well,
but he was like, I'm just going to step back
after doing it for twenty eight years. I would to
push for thirty to a nice round number. Yeah, just
for the roundness. Yes, that's one thing I will bring though. Well,
when you're out, you're out, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. So
then the podcast is his main outlet now but so
he does the one podcast a week talking to a celebrity,

(29:15):
and the other podcast is codon O'Brien needs a fan
and he talks to someone that listens somewhere around the world.
And for like, there was like three New Zealanders with
him cooly of each other his travel show. He goes
and meets someone that he's talked to and then gets
shown around by them, right for a bit of a
dance showing happening. I even messaged one of the women, Yeah, Vaughn, Yeah,

(29:36):
who was on there talking about Wan she does with
Whan And I said, he's coming to New Zealand, doesn't he?
And she said, I feel like he, but this was
a while ago. I feel like he's got New Zealand
and his science, and so I was like, I wonder
when it's going to happen, and then I just see
that he's going to be here like this weekend apparently

(29:57):
for something to do with that world record. Hakka, Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I know, because did you know that the world record
hucker attempt is currently owned by the French.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
I saw it. Disgraceful, disgraceful.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
They did it so badly, and the women and the
men are all mixed, and I think New Zealand was
just like we better factus.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, a bit of facts there. How we're going to
go hunting.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
This is like the first time Jason Momore was in
New Zealand and I was just like trying to hang
around downtown when you'd quarter where I knew where he
was staying in Room number yeah, and I would like
just be lurking about all the bars down there and
then you know, trying to run into him.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Yeah, we're going to grind yourself in front of every
car that came out of the Every time I saw
a motorcycle, I was like, yeah, take a little bit
of damage. I don't know if you're going to be
that fanatic when O'Brien.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
But he's in Auckland, you know where he's going to
be staying. There's only one nice hotel.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Ball the Ballavista, the Sky and a spy basic Sky
and Wi Fi available. Wi Fi is available. You've got
to get the code from reception, and.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
You've got to get the key for the hot tub,
which is inside a sort of wooden marquee type thing.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, that's got a weird slimy tiste because it even
really fully dries out. Yeah, yeah, and that is different
you like, yes, would you like a little blue top milk?

Speaker 6 (31:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
No, no, no, many milk, milk, milk bottles, milks because it
still loves a milk. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Because I'm not really doing much this week, and I said,
I've kept myself available.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
A little hunt. We could go for a little hut.
They'd be funny because he's he's my favorite. He's my
absolute favorite. That's what are you going to say to
him when you see him? Just apparently he takes care
of him famously. He takes care of it. If you
stop and talk to him, you're the one that has
to be like, hey, I have to get going because
he assistant and his wife were always like come on,
come on, because he stops and right, that's with everybody

(31:50):
has a big yarn. Okay, I think we extend take
on the show.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I don't know or surely someone would have seen him
arriving at the East six five six.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Bright red here, big dude, Yeah, okay, okay, well the
Hunters on. Yeah favor if you see him, absolutely keep
us updated. Text into the studio message Vaughn Yeah, yeah,
let me know if you see him arrived here this
is your Jason, This is my Jason.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I don't think you want to do the things to
Conan that I want to do to Jason.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Slightly, it's slightly.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Adapt So he's going to be an Eden Park on Sunday,
that's the that's the rumor.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, but he must be all over here, he's doing
a travel show. Must be here for like a week, right,
he must check out Queen's time. He talked to Vaughn
who was in Hawk's Bay. Yeah, and he talked to
a guy that lived on the west coast of the
South Island. Like off for it. Okay, those are the
two people. He's got a hot wife, he's done. Yeah, yeah,

(33:05):
he's good stuff. Okay, Okay, well, yeah, keep us updated.
Conan O'Brien and Mound.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Now. We just mentioned previously the world record harker attempt.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, I'm on the website Harker Record dot cot or
inzian and you can.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
You have to booke and to be part of it.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
They want ten thousand people to beat France who had
four thousand and.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Again wild that France has the world record for the
biggest harker.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
So the the tickets only ten dollars, and so.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
There are concessions.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, it's like six sixty and nicamor Chaffu alien weapon reshippers, right,
all these New Zealand bands. And then on that website
is a how to for men and women on how
to do the Harker. It's karmaty comitty.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
So it's like it's okay, great, So if you want
to take part.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
In it, it's on Sunday and Eaton Park and Auckland.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Oh ooh, it's beginning to look a.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Lot like Christmas.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
We are today eighty nine days, sixteen hours, forty one
minutes and twenty two seconds away from Christmas. Do you know?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yesterday? So I was a bit bored but low in
the old dopamine yep, and I opened up I opened
up my liquor cabinet, I'll admit yeah. And then above
that I saw an alternative to having a drink. Yeah,
one rogue Christmas cracker that's been there since Christmas. And
I just pulled it out and I just gave it
to Aaron. Was handed it to a I said, no,

(34:39):
tracks don't put your thumb in there. We just held
it raw dive.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
You gotta know your thumb in there, otherwise you might
have a slipped popper. No, I just like raw dogging. No,
you've this would actually be a good silly little pole.
Are you to put your thumb on the cracker thing?
Now you've got it, You've got to hold that. You
gotta hold it? How are you dying?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Only launch and then you both do it? Now it
didn't slap a cracked I'll tell you the joke because
I I was just like, this is so fun.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Why are we waiting at the going off for anything? No?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I hadn't expired. The gift was a ruler, a small.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I mean the joke like was it no longer appropriate? Well,
you never know?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
And that was a half daddy joke or something. Yeah,
exactly why it's not funny? No, okay, So the toy
was a little white plastic ruler.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, handy, O get like a what like a seamstress
one like a like.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
A plastic like stiff ruler like ten long.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
That's the hand You get the seamstress out of a
Christmas ringer and.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
They rule, I know, tape measure. Okay, what do reindeer
hang that? I took a photo because I wanted to
share it with you. What what do reindeer hang on
their Christmas trees?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
The reindeer hang on the Christmas trees reindeer balls. This
is my Christmas cracker that are cracked on the twenty
fifth of reindeer bulls. What are you talking about that?
There's a always this is from a luxe kit they.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Eat.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
You've got three more seconds, Na, Ornaments, Handlers, handlers, not horns.
Rands don't have horns. Shut up, don't Christmas ornaments? You
give it the same thing.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
And your rejection was laughterBorn and the initial react my
brain was.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Like, stop laughing, you damn for that's facially incorrect. I've
got handlers, handlements. How much about it? Now it's not
let's correct. Let's get into some reports of Christmas popping
up in retail and mares and places around the place.
Michaelis places around the we have that. Let me have that,

(36:53):
all right, Ornaments, Calm down, I'm working with a couple
of dopes. Suck what. I've seen it Oka, Michayla's seen it,
kiled worn. I've been trying to get into the Christmas
penetration for years, dear creations. It's actually just been seeing

(37:14):
to us by Richard Hell's Auckland City councilors. I'm that alone. Yeah,
he should be. I'm going to say Richard for me,
he's on a bust. Listen to the show. iHeart radio
app does he any time you want? Yeah, take us anywhere,
don't need to be in your car. Great for taking
Thank you. We had a meeting about that yesterday. So

(37:35):
if you could all just listen, We've focused. Don't stop
listening on traditional broadcast. If you can have both guys
listen everywhere, just just turn on everything when you go away.
If you find a radio that's not on zie, just
change it and then yeah you can put it on.
Just head it. Yeah, but you commute it. A guillotine
up and our three heads are in it to be
I'll be honest. And the only thing that's going to

(37:58):
strengthen that rope holding that guillotine from decapitating the show
is KPIs and you guys are in charge of that.
And you're terrible reindeer jokes. Dear curation is good stuff,
so much better than your done. Joe Hell should be
doing three shows at the end of next week in
all England. Sing it down. I didn't write it, shut up,

(38:19):
let me do my work KPIs must be that this
is what happens when you invite us to meet him.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Can you make sure that you're listening and paying attention
to this?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
And we did. Yeah. They said, do you want anything
changed about that? I said, if we can get that
window still dropped a few inches, just so when I'm
lying down in that meeting, you can just correct hello
next time. Yeah I will. Actually that's a idea killed them.
And I've been trying to get into Christmas penetration vieers
but Cossco have Christmas out and the warehouse have Dear
Christmas can Fectionary out and full swing. I also have

(38:51):
it on good authority that Advin calendar should be out
this week. A van Calen has have been out for
a while, some of them earlier. You haven't seen them
at the supermarket. Normally they're out at the supermarke. It's
now will go dusty, you know that dust No one's
no one waits christ posty. Plus it's Christmas, it's September
and they've got actually what looked to be a fairly
good range of card Christmas plushies. Oh yeah, there's a

(39:14):
reindeer one there. The raindeer doesn't have horns or antlers though. Okay,
I need some new I need some new ornaments for
my tree. Maybe Posty plus has got going to hook
me up with decoration. It's beginning to look a lot
like Christmas. Valentine's Christmas Shop is being set out on
the air bridge between Valentine's and the Crossing Saturday Cross

(39:38):
chit Chat Christmas Day Buffet at the Croydon Lodge three
two eight phone number at Croydon Lodge.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Have you Chris?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Christmas Christmas Day buffet had a good pub?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
No, I've got a family who loved me, so I went.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I went to one a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
If I didn't, if I was like, I can't make
it for the family Christmas, I'm going to a buff.
I am paint eight dollars roof.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
I went and Dargable because my pop didn't have a
you know, a fully cut out Christmas.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Made Christmas dinner fare or usually do. But this Christmas
we went to the Wide.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
How do you the Northern Wide Hotel and Dagaball for
Christmas Day?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Bloody good buff.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Okay, Christmas Day buff at the Northern Wide, which my
pop painted in the seven and is still painted, and
it's still got his paint.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
It's beautiful because they did things right back in the day.
They filled the paint out with lead. Yeah, and lead last.
That's right by these modern bloody water based paints. Oh god, no,
get me some lead, Get me some lead.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Get best us, get lead and bets me some lead
and a best stars.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
It'll last for everyone. I can't catch fire, we say.
The Christmas Day buffets mean bookings are required that twelve
and two children six to twelve forty five dollars. Children
zero to five pay their age. So if you've got
a three year old, you're going to paying three dollars. Yeah,
I could figure that out from pay their aide of

(41:06):
dopes before you year old have to pay two dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Worn if you confused, I confused, what what a four
year old pay?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Ah? Yes, you don't know, dumb, dumb two three four
dollars good adults ninety eight dollars. Wow. Been to be
a bloody good buffet for that price. A sort of
cream wafers are out you.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
Know, wait for it, and a tube going away for
two wait for you, away and away for you y
Sabrina Carpenter is doing a Netflix Christmas holiday special featuring
Captain jewets.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
And comedic guests. What's an unexpected jewet? It's like blank
one eight two at least spout Yeah, I think not
doing a appearance. It's Christmas gress, mother Tracker. I'm so
joy with all that and Christmas just eighty nine days away.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
War right, No, Christmas penetration is act. It is beginning
to look a lot like Christmas.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Big Friday energy in the studio today, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
And it's sadly Thursday. I reckon, we call it I
reckon at the end of the works. How the week's
gonna peak and I think we'll come back tomorrow. Let's
just give a little peace, say here, because there's a
large fire and christ it it's been raging since four
thirty this morning and there's a lot of well that's
how fires fires rage rage? Yeah, yeah, someone hell of

(42:55):
an objective for a fire wag not stourning. This is
again just a great example of the media need to
be a lot of a lot of A lot of
fire engines are on site and people are just saying

(43:17):
if you can stay away there saying if you can
stay away from the area because if you reprizer, there's
That's not what they're saying. There's an incensed fire burning,
a seething burning happening.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
No, it's.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
The conversation. I'm happy with raging, thank you. Fire. It's
at a car workshop and the in sydonym so so
obviously you'll see the fire, the smoke state sta. Remember
when the what was the sky City Convention Center court
on fire? We were running store now the TV did
had a headache like all day. We had to throw

(43:55):
out all of our drink bottles.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Do you remember that because we had to evacuate the
building and then leave all of our stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Well, it's raging, so please take care. Just have a message.
Hi Dad. We listened to the radio in the car
from August. I think you've all had too much coffee
to drink.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
We're a little bit high it. Wow, there is an
energy in the studio.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Brad, big Brad energy, big bread. Say something to embarrass them. Oh, no,
it's only August. What can I say? Okay, yeah, drive
safe my sigma. Is I sorry about that? August? Yeah,
well you asked me to. Yeah. Now, yesterday after work
you guys got a special treat. We take it a

(44:35):
little treat.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
We went down in the left and when you exit
the left, you can I turn left to my car
because I've got like a sort of D D grade
car par Yeah, your D grade staff and then Born
goes right to his A grade.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
It's the Smith Street. We're tiny street night park. Yeah,
the companiesgners.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Sam Wallace is next to you, guys.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
It's a petty part to be honest.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
And Sam gets like sponsored cars.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yeah, they're always nice to look at. Yeah, and I'm like,
I give it every day, humble man with the Jymney
on the end there. Yeah, I'm in the streets driving
a Lamborghini contage. I believe a nineteen eighties Lamborghini contage.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I'm near sort of Stacey Morrison, me and her when
tucked in the corner.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Well, don't make it sound like we're tucking the brown
people down my corner. Yeah, the Marty woman tucked over
to the room. Yeah. Well the Areyan looking skinheair drute
and the blonde that's right. Okay.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Anyway, when we came out of the left, we were
in the central left and we turned her and we
came out and there was like a little coned off
area next to the left, to the left, okay, And
when we looked inside, the doors were pride open and
there was a man working on it.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
And we got to look inside the left shop. I
thought he was going to say no. We were like, oh,
closer towards it, yeah, and he didn't like, he wasn't like,
stay back, this is a dangerous area. I said, can
I have a peek down your shaft? And he said,
he said absolutely. Yeah. Did you see that bag of
all the stuff that had vacuumed out of the SWI

(46:11):
out of the bottom of the left Were there any
like coins? It was just like of basically what goes
down your shower hole, except dry. Like it was just
like halfs of dust and hair yeah yeah, yeahs and stuff.
But I didn't see any good treasures at my my
apartment of these, like either a little bit of dust
or thing, oh like flick it down there, it down yeah,

(46:32):
saft yeah yeah. But at the bottom of the shaft, yeah,
is effectively like an up upside down pogo stick that
catches the left, that catches the left.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I've hit the brake before when I was in the
left and it failed and we're df on the bottom
and I hit that thing that stops you from actually
hitting the concrete.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
The pogo. But it's like it's a pneumatic pogo, Like
it's a huge like a shock absorbed spring that you
see in like a truck. Did you ask him if
that's what it wants to him? He said, So these
are the this is he was all up for a chat.
I all alone in a shaft all day with no
one to talk to, and you were inside asking all

(47:21):
about it. I was outside the shaft or you're not
allowed inside. You cleaned his shaft, Okay, the shaft was
it had been pre cleaned. Okay, the shaft, but we
saw the bag of stuff so that grips on the side,
you know, stop that you know when in movies when
they fail, and that it grips and the sparks fluffed.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, that doesn't happen, dude.

(47:45):
It will slow you down and then the pogo does
the absorbing at the bottom of them. So there's lots
of like fail safe like systems. Yeah, you'll be all right,
maybe not from the top floor for just free, for
free fail you had the ground hard.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I found it really scary as someone who doesn't like lefts,
used to never get in them.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I found it really scary. Yeah, do you know what what?
Because we said him, I was like, that was full on.
That was and he's like, I've seen underneath an escalator.
He was like, do you know what's escalators? He's like don't.
He's like, he doesn't, he doesn't do escalators. What what what?
He's like every dame. He's in the mall and he
sees a kid jump on with like jandles or bare feet.
He's like, I'm out because there's a high chance someone's

(48:28):
losing a toe.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Have you seen someone fall into them before? There was
like a video that went falling in and she.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Did you just make an anti No, my great anti
pear Anti pair. Marlene was my man and his name
is Patricia, Patricia, how did anti? Someone kicked it was
in your bloody town. Yeah, the city to city. Someone
kicked the stop button and she lost her balance and
fell she into it. She fell down it and she

(49:02):
made rue because she was not It was like a
little while ago, but you know, old pile of skin.
Oh yeah, so that really made a miss Auntie pat
what are we laughing at. I'm the fact that I've
got an aunticle pet treasure was all me great on pot.
I saved her from choking once, did you?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
What did what did you get choking on a pee?
We were sick peas at Nanny Gangy's house and the
pee and you got a big pipe and you put
it and you run your fingers down the piece and
you popping the pone. And she was like, oh, you know,
we're the old rule one one peeper pie for pat
That's what she said. And she went and ate the

(49:49):
pea and then laughed and swallowed it and then was
like I was a young man and I whacked her
on the back, drove her head on the back. Padda
wax saved her.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Bloody alike plays z M's flesh Form and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
So a woman has shit on TikTok her little blankie
that she has to sleep with. She's had it since
she was a baby. And then she showed a photo
of it and it's a feral sort of clump of
strings now and I know people that have these when
they're like they've got a sort of a ten centimeter.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Rag left of their baby what do they do? What
one is about? Hold onto it, play with it, suck it.
Did you get a new one that was the same. No,
But it's the sentimental value. But then eventually that ball
of nothing, this is just gonna yes, integrate, go on.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
But I get the sentimental value of this as a
woman who was given a choal of beer at age three.
And I and last night, I woke up at twelve
forty one. I thought it was the morning. Yeah, that's
a nice time to wait last morning.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Love that. And then you've got so many more hours
of sleep. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
I was in the middle of a dream about a
massive concert and I woke up and I was like, oh,
I couldn't get back to sleep. And I turned over
to find Kuali, my teddy bear who I've had since
I was three, and I couldn't find him, and that's
why I woke up Aaron. I said, where's Qualie? And
he had thrown him off the bed because he's got
valcrow on his paws and it's scratching their skin. Okay,

(51:16):
And then I made it. I woke him up from
his slumber. He got Quarie and I nestled him and
I went straight back to sleep.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Okay, I have to say I should talk to a
therapist about that. Yeah, I should bring uplie. Well I
did mention it, because you know, I did mention to
my therapist.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
My dad used to bring me gifts and I'd look
out the window and have a Barbie tucked under his arm,
and I used to be like so excited. So maybe
I mentioned Quarie. Maybe there's a deep trauma there.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Bird, dad brought your presents? My dad. I looked out
the window for my dad and he never came home.
You're like, I looked at the window, my daddy had
a Barbie chuck under his arm for me? What's wrong
with me?

Speaker 7 (51:50):
Did dive?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I'm that and tell me a way trauma?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I think it's a woman who has had honestly a
perfect life from day dot and it continues in that path.
I am hunting. I'm I'm hunting trauma. Yeah, not a
lot there? Okays about your father? God, he was great,
he continues to be. Anyway, we want to know what
do you have to sleep worth? Because I know tons
of people that have this thing. Or maybe it's like,

(52:13):
I mean you guys with your boody body pillows.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
You know, I was going to ask you one, because
we've got body pillows around the same time and have
had them now for what three years, and they're link
by Wi Fi. So I say good night, Flitch and
I kissed my body pillow and vibrates, flitches and then
he does the same bag.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah, vibrates because you can always spur into a small
microphone and it comes out there, ye speaker.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
If we go away for worker on away, I kind
of missed the body pillow. It's nice if you like,
when you wake up in the middle of the night,
you roll over body pillow, so good track it between
the legs around it. Yeah, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
You've got yes, Flitch, I get it. You've got a
wife to do that too. But between the leagues around
a grabber. We've been we've been trailing a sleep divorce
this week.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Oh my god. I suggested sleep divorce to Aaron and
I go on a tiny single bed. He said it
was a tiny beer. Okay, makes me feel like I'm
in a navy. Oh, maybe maybe you need to talk
to Hailey's therapist about what that means. Actually, in my
daughter's bed with the pink douvet on him, it makes

(53:17):
me feel like, I'm a navy boy. What's wrong with me?
I'm going to clear. I'm going to clear the schedule.
Tell us about your father. You need about ten sessions
with this one. Yeah, okay. We wants to look out
the window waiting for my father to come home with
a barbie and it never did for girls. And then
he smacked me. I always wanted to It's wrong with me? Okay?
Oh wait, one hundred dollars a day. We want to

(53:37):
take your calls right now. You can text as well.
Nine six nine, say what do you have to sleep with?
Woman's gone viral for sharing her mankey childhood like baby
blanket that she still sleeps with as an adult.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Someone takes and I sleep with my foot thingy. It's
an old soft scarf that I bought specifically for sleeping with.
I hold it with my toes and I can't sleep
without it in your toes, soft.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Scarf that you like with your toe. As you're saying,
their brother sleeps so the rabbit skin at his feet.
What is it rabbit or something? They're so cute they're
the soft rabbit skins. Yeah, but it's like I'm imagining
he's even in summer wouldn't it be hot A yuck

(54:19):
your rabbit yourrabbit foot thing. I sleep with my best
friend's hoodie. It's cute, that's cute. Hugging her makes me
feel safe. It's a smell she's been, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
We've had a lot of ticks of men. Can't sleep
without a good old cup of the boob.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah, And I'll say it is both things over, not
an you go through now, doctor Shawn. And I'm sure
he won't mind me saying this.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
When we've stayed at your house before and I we'd
had a few drinks and I told him the beauty
of spooning a woman and cupping a boob. And after
a few more drinks we stayed at your place and
I said, Puss, climb on board.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
I didn't know he gold star, No gold star can
the kloaka, which I believe is the technical term for
the birth for those that don't know. A gold star
gay someone that's never never been with a woman and
was caesarean platinum. I had a platinum gay. I'm right educating,

(55:23):
educate us all pleases, please, this is what I'm here for. Ally, ally,
But I will say, and I see, can you do
a quick follow up. He's just message, not a gold star.
Not a gold star knows he knows.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
The lure of the But I I invited doctor Shawnay
to feel the joy of falling asleep holding a boob.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Yeah, right, loved her. Yeah, and that's why his husband,
now I believe, is getting boobs. He is getting a
st modeled on mine. I'm going to plaster car. He's
got breast, He's now got the perfect body. That because
he says a couple of quick tics. Sorry, we're getting distracted,
A little distracted here with my dog. It's a king
Charles Cavalier spaniel sleeps on his pillow which is above

(56:03):
my pillow, and he snores so loud that the neighbors
could hear him outside my house. But if I'm aware,
I can't sleep without that constant snoring. See that's a
brad noise. How old is this one? I was given?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Not the text, the toy. I was given a Teddy
beer at birth. I'm now fifty four. Poor thing is old,
full of hole stuff and falling out soaked with years
of tears. He just traveled the world with me. He
sleeps in bed with me. I take ted with me
when I go away. It's ridiculous. The comfort I get
from him, that's not ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I get it. They've got to soul these things. Do
you think you'd get buried with Ted?

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Right?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Well, someone asked me what I'm gonna do with Quelie
when I'm young? You're like, who will get him?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
No one? He's going in the hole with me. He's
at the mudd eye getting a full put.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
So yesterday we're at the at the gymnasium and when
can I can I start it? Can we finished work?
Aware to stareround for this KPI meeting. If you've just
turned into the show, please continue to turn into the show.
We got KPIs and the way we can hit them
is with your help. We'll take you on this journey
as we try to hit our KPI you're about to get.

(57:12):
Just get the app you know. Yeah, we've radio, We've
been promised to jet ski each if we can hit
these KPIs. It's subtlety and I reckon, that's bullshit. I reckon.
We just let people know we've got KPIs that need
to be hit. Yeah, and you're the only way we
can hit them, because somebody is about to get out
of their car and go to work, but they don't
have the radio with them. How can they continue to
listen to the show?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
They do?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Well, they can download the iHeartRadio app, and so like
ZiT M is this station they want to listen to
beautiful small delay, but don't let that because yes, this
is still good stuff. And even the podcast as well,
the iHeart Radio app. It's all there. It's all the
fantastic things. Listen. Will you go help us hit the
KPI because we get a jet ski at the end
of it, and god, we have desperately and I wanted one.

(57:54):
I will sell my j ski immediately because it's the
most embarrassing form of water transport there is. It's truly.
Actually yesterday so we had this KPI men we had
to go to and I just went for a run
outside and I ran past some boats for sale. Oh yeah,
do you think that if our KPIs are bad enough,
they'll buy me that one million dollar launch a boat?
There was one point It was a boat with two

(58:15):
point seven spin side, so I was kind of there
was one for seven hundred and fifty, and I found
myself saying that seems like a good deal, and my
head just think I said, that's a bargain. It's a
Bargain's a bargain. That's insane for a boat. How does
it happened in my brain that I went, I should
probably nab that at that price. Yeah, if I was
the first home buyer, I'll be seriously considering a home on.

(58:36):
But then you've got to get a mortgage for a
bottom on the sea, then find a way to park it,
and then you've got to pay. Yeah. Yeah, So I
get a message to our little groups now worn, care worn,
you're just raw dogging our missus. Don't read. I do
three things, which it's not the heavily redacted a chat.

(59:00):
It's I do three things. I had kpies all day.
It's me baby. They call me the KPI King. That's
what they call you king. Secondly, I'm a vibe higher
through and through. I keep the vibe going.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Do you know what I learned yesterday? But the vibe
higher that the vibes don't always have to be positive.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
No, the vibes the vibes reflect the tribe, right, Okay,
I just kind of like the flagpole for the vibe
be good today. Thirdly, yep, I can filter on the guy. Okay, Okay,
I'm nervous, vorn I get this one. I'm running and
I forgot my straps. I'm holding my phone while I'm running.
What's this one called? This is from Fletch and he

(59:40):
sends me a photo of one of my beloved on
one end in Warriors. What's this one called? It's not
say names we do because he and he's one of
my favorites. C h T Yeah, hitty Yeah, channel channel chew.
There's a heap of them. Harris Tavita, Yeah, there's a
hea the Warriors. And I said, that's c HT. Why Okay?

(01:00:03):
Filter filter filter see, I told you I'm really good
at filtering. Filter filter filter currently done downstairs. Then this
one is more directed to HAILEYT tags Hailey, Hailey, I'm
currently downstairs with a bunch of hot ooses, at least me.
Now I won't say who then said yummy, yummy, but
someone in this chat said yummy yummy. Then Felter harder

(01:00:26):
filter fil I reckon. Okay, Hailey says, oose, my oose.
What am I doing out here with zero ooss?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
And I said, I'm in the women's gym upstairs. And
Fletchers and the everyone gym downstairs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
And the one musical Warriors aren't allowed upstairs, despite the
woman at the upstairs gym inviting them beach please, And
I said, the good thing about c ht took a
year off. He did he was a painter and he
did some poetry and that like he said, well balanced individual.
He's like too much. And then he came back and
he played a hell of a season for the Warriors.

(01:01:02):
So I am Fletcher. That's actually beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
So I am upstairs, and boy or boy, they would
have heard my thunderous footsteps.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
As I threw my I was like, come on down, Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Down, I run and I see Fletch and I say
where are we going? And he says, come with me,
And we literally travel to another part of the gym
looking for them. And we walk into this other sort
of group area, no sign, no sign whatsoever, you never
say them. Then we hear what's that in the background.

(01:01:37):
It was a bit of a huss hust And then
I was like, what is that? They're in the boxing gym.
So we travel to the boxing gym where we pretend
that we are.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Boxing, resting and sing flitch punch limp wristed, like, don't box.
I don't have the no, no, no, but we want
to make it look like we're considering. Oh, I've never
done this class before. I'll just have a little look
to see if this would be of interest to me.
I wasn't. I was just sitting down. Haley decides she's

(01:02:07):
gonna get up and like have a good close look.
Like I literally him. Damn. Can I say this is
shaping up for a great season next season? The n
RL isn't even finished and the worries are still in
next year. I don't really care about the game. Hailey
wanders over to have an up close perth at the
Rugby League players, and that's when I have to yell

(01:02:27):
out to Haley, Haley, your torches on on your phone.
I'm literally shining a torch at a beacon of sword.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I wasn't videoing them, but I had my phone like
this as I was locking, mouth hanging open.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Yeah, to use this sort of an analogy, you're sort
of like a like a lighthouse, and if they get
too close to you, they're gonna end up on the rocks. Yeah. Probably,
I'd say more of a pest. And I was like hey,
and you were so embarrassed lay this And.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I turned around to look at Fletch and be like,
my god, you'll seeing what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
When he sees my glowing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Beacon of shame from my phone, I literally like threw
my phone and fell to the ground and curled up
in the fetal position. I was so embarrassed, I couldn't
handle it. We had to roll away, had to leave.
What did they make of all this?

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
They were too busy punching the bags. Then that's what
I'd like to see my boys ahead of the next season.
Damsel throws itself on the ground in front of them.
They paid me no attention. Actually, it's good and the torch,
which is probably for the best.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Probably for the best. Chance like that, It's changed my
whole approach to the gym. I'm coming coming out of
the kitchen, you so to speak. I'm coming down from
the women's gym.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Okay, because there's something I would have to say. I
wouldn't have called it a kitchen because I'm a bit
of an ally, that's all right. I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
A four fact of the day day day day day
do do do do do do do do do do
do Do Do Do Doo Doo Doo doo dooo doo.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Streak week. At fact of the day, we're talking about
unbelievably long streaks. We've had, gambling, We've had other things
that I can't remember because it's Thursday, literally and today,
three other days for you to remember they're born. Yep,
that's all a blue. Today we're doing sports winning streak.
We did Jeopardy streak yesterday. That's right. Sports winning streaks. Okay.

(01:04:40):
The record holder for winning five hundred and fifty five
professional games in a row holy belongs to a Pakistani
squash player called Junga hair Khan, who won the World
Open six times in between the years nineteen eighty one
and nineteen eighty six. Won five hundred and fifty five
games in a and it is recognized as the longest

(01:05:01):
winning streak by any athlete and top level professional sports
by the Guinness World Records. He's a good squash now.
Who were the opponents though?

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Were they?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
I mean it was obviously good because he was winning
the World Cham. He was in the world like you know,
just some you know randoms in for.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
A game for some like people trying it for the
first time to keep a streak open?

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Or was it? It was all of those games, all
five hundred and whateveral games not recognized ranking games by
the World. Squash. Okay, squash always scares me because you
hear those story about stories about peil getting the eyeballs
suncked out by the ball my dad had. My dad
was a squash player and he hit his front teeth
knocked out. He's got fake ones. Did your dad? Does

(01:05:44):
your dad play pickleball? No squashing? Tennis? Okay? But he
looks down on the pickleball players. Do you think he
goes at this on the picks aalie, you reckon? Yeah? Yeah,
maybe in his old over sixty next three. I think
it's a bit slower, a bit easier on the body
than the squash.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
He's not slowing down, he's only speeding up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Yeah, okay, well, good, thank you. I don't know how.
I don't know how to sell pickaball to your dad anymore.
Squad he's got the real thing, or what's the faster version?
If he's speeding up, I don't know what's this faster
version of squash? Seems like ping pool, They don't but

(01:06:28):
sill not squashing seems to be the fastest of the
racketsport badminton's quick. It's the shuttlecock that lets them down. Yeah,
because and now it's a big in the lunge or whatever.
And then just like this like whip quick what the
jack racket and then the shuttle cock's like yeah, yeah,
I don't liked that. It goes men get to it

(01:06:49):
go faster too much lag. He's some honors and awards
from this fellow Okay. At age seventeen, he was the
youngest winner of the World Open, be in Australian Jet
Hunt in the final What the Greatest known as Jeff Hunt.
He in nineteen eighty four featured at the age of
a twenty one on the Government of Pakistani Shu'd postage
stamp high honor for a twenty one year old squash player.

(01:07:11):
He won a bunch of awards. Time magazine named him
as one of Asia's largest heroes of the last sixty
years in two thousand and five, sort of like revolutionized
revolutionized squash as a sport played in Pakistan. If you
ended up on Time Magazine's cover, what would it be
for Hailey? Umm, oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Probably funniest hottest woman in the world, so that laughter
was a little hard for that times most Delusional, four
times Hottest and Funniest, so they don't often go hand
in hand times and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Have the world's one hundred most Delusional Woman, times Hottest
and Funniest Young and ozempic that thinks no one noticed
beating her to the top spot as Haley Sprowl Funniest
and Hottest Young Woman of twenty twenty four literate as well.
But so today's back to the day is The longest

(01:08:13):
recognized sports streak by a top level professional athlete belongs
to j Jahinggi Khan, a Pakistani squash player who won
five hundred and fifty five games and all that. That's
weird because when you first hit his name you see
it completely different pronunciations. There one point this is going
JAHANGI can't option. Here's a feod option for you. Jehanga

(01:08:40):
fat of the day day day day day do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Plays its Fleashborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Something pomped up from my house. I saw her. There's
some they are community page. Some guys like what the
hell is this? What's going on? This thing is going
to blow everywhere. Next time there's a decent storm at
our way. Somebody's built multiple one hundred meter long fence
yea out of scraps, Like there's a bit of there's

(01:09:18):
a bit of corrugated turn, there's some freely because everything's
going to look the same. No, you see a gang
pad fence and you're like, sure, it might be fifteen
foot high and have you know barbed wire fence around
the top. But it's all one material, isn't it. It's
a quality build because it's got to be structural at
that night, otherwise it will just flop over those cast

(01:09:40):
iron spikes and balm wire. It's just beautiful. I like
arcles used to have them and no one matter in
an eyelid. Now we don't do them enough. I'm thinking
you're doing it. You showed me, you showed us photos
of this fence, and it's like there's a red bet
and then a white bet and then a green bit,
and then it's all the different heights. Yeah, and even

(01:10:00):
the structural like but that's in the ground. The post
that doesn't look like do you know what it looks like?
Is like a doomsday prepper. It has section off the
plaster the end of the world. It looks like you're
going to stop zombies. You know that fence. The zombies
are going to walk up like no, but it feels
like a last ditch attempt. Yeah, keep the zombies like quick,
We've got to build a fence. The zombies are coming

(01:10:21):
the end of the world. That it looks like that
kind of fence. Everyone's talking about the local iore, Yeah,
that's popping off on the community paths. My god. And
even just on score pick up you said, someone's like,
did you see them? Are they going to paint? Like
if you spray it all, the paint's not I know,
but it's like if you it's like you know when
you're a kid and you're like, Dad, I'm going to
build a fort. Yeah, and Dad's like, well, there's nothing

(01:10:42):
to build a thought out of. You're like, I'll find
something and then you just go around the scraps and
you build a fort and then your dad's like, oh
my please don't. And I like a lot of subdivisions
or like apartments, buildings will have rules about what you
can like do on your balcony, or some people might
decorate their balcony with trellis and it just lights and
all sorts of like, Yeah, I just love to talk

(01:11:03):
about neighborhood eyesores. Everyone's someone's always working on a boat,
you know. Yeah, right, I've got nowhere near the sea.
I remember growing up and New Plumb because they used
to do the paper run in the junk mail and
there was a few blocks from our house. It was
someone that always had a boat on the front lawn.
It was on like wooden stills, yeah, and it was

(01:11:25):
there forever.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Yeah, we've got one around the corner from us, and
it's like twenty cars on a lawn and you're like,
get to work on them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
If we're working on them, guys one, Yeah, that one's done,
you'll get another one and given other nineteen that one
doesn't have wheels, where's that going. It's not going anywhere.
But then also like people's houses, they can do what
they want. Yeah, man, you can do it if you
that's the irony of some of the people that are
commenting about the fence had the look of someone that
would also to other councilor to piss off and mind

(01:11:54):
their own business, because it's my to do what I want. Yeah,
that's sort of the irony of that the last on me.
So you want to take some calls this morning and
reporting your reporting your neighborhood, eye saws. Just those things,
maybe they're mismatched, maybe badly painted houses, maybe they're just yeah,
it's an ice are in it. Every time you see
it really bugs you. What are those things in your neighborhood?

(01:12:16):
All eight hundred dollars at Amazon number. Give us a
call now, text through nine six nine six. What's your neighborhood?
I saw, Give us a call, talk about your neighborhood,
ey saws. There's a new fence in my neighborhood and
everybody's talking about it, and it's funny just to see
people we got up about it. We had a message
in about a mister Blobby house. Yeah, there are actually

(01:12:37):
quite a few people that have painted their house like
mister Blobby colors the paint.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
With the yellow polka dot.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Yes, yeah, somebody back in their hometown in England, Cheltenham,
lots of beautiful, beautiful Victorian houses, lots of house proud people.
One man painted the whole side of the end of
his terraced house with a giant picture of mister blobby.
The outrage was palpable from the resource. I thought it
was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Oh my god, someone takes and my mum collects wind chimes.
Now there would be more of an ear sore, you
know when you hear those wind chimes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
It would be not stop. When is an appropriate time
for wind chimes? Never jungle? Yeah, in a time Balinese
little or something? Ye oh yeah. I love you're aimer.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Yeah, because I like the deeper tone than the chimes
that we would have in an orchestra's too high.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Leave them in the nineties, chime with a wooden donger,
the wooden more than the high, perched all the winds
getting up, bit of a storm coming. Gotta hate wind shows.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I love that someone text and speaking of the titties.
During COVID, I used to work in the police. We
received multiple complaints about a titty that someone had put
outside their house on the second story window. Unfortunately it
had fallen and the titty looked like it was hanging
by a nurse.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
And actually at pitch perfect chimes dot com, where you
answer a series of questions and then they'll design you
the perfect chimes for you, is that metal with the
metal Doner is a bamboo with the metal dogger wooden dog. Yep,
all your options are there. We're going to play some sounds.
I know. It's just looking way to order them rather
than I googled metal chimes versus wooden chimes and now

(01:14:37):
pluck on videos. Just walk everybody through the process. Medal
and bamboo wind chimes, all things spring. I think I'm metal.
I think I'm medal wind chimes. That's a guitar. Love
what you're playing there, that's a guitar. Yeah, plugging the intro,
that's the intro that feels like royalty freems out in
the backyard and listen to the wind chimes. She's a

(01:15:00):
great little she's making her own. I don't I don't know.
I wanted to buy where she plays what I said
I'm going to. She's putting beads on it, beads looking
wind chime, and it doesn't even make any sound. Shut up,
get out. What's the difference windchime versus march.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
I've got a video hare piece for wind chimes, nine
hours of relaxing wind chimes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
I've always been a fan of wind chimes. Gram a
whole bunch of he's got a bamboo chime sound. It's
not like, hang on to me down, I got it.
I got damn wind chimes. Son, I like that one that.

(01:15:43):
We've also got tones in the pets middle hangars with
a wooden dogger, right, you got middle wooden doger. This
is sorry. That was a bit of a raw cut
off from me. Bamboo chimes, bomba boo, boodoo chimes. You
said you had some to me the sound of wind chimes.
So this is metal. It's too much. This is four

(01:16:05):
wind chimes on the go at once. How do you sleep?
I got bamboo wooter on wood dogger, very Balinese. Now,
I don't know if I like that. Also, the wind's

(01:16:25):
not doing the work there. I can see someone's hand
at the bottom doing that thing. But that you always
got told off for doing when your parents had wind
chimes and you grab the thing underneath and shade and yeah, yeah,
you know. You can just go on back to me
now because I've got to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
It's quite a unique, a unique. These are metal chimes
inside a wooden case.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Oh it's quite nice, isn't it. It's beautiful a day though,
all day day, every day, every waking minute of the day,
every hour of the night.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
I think as a nation, I think we leave the
wind chimes back in the nineties. We've everyone had a
win time Shivers guys.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Ten out of ten podcasts that one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Yeah, I think two of us were ten out of
ten and one of us wasn't or who was that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Which one? We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there. Well,
if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating and review.
Please do it. This is a bad one. Don't know.
Don't bother? Yeah no, don't don't bother.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey