Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 27th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, The Fleshphone and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day play zm's Fletchphone and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you, Brian, good morning, Welcome to the show, fledged
Pahne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Happy Friday or not Happy? My camera was on forward
facing underneath the chins and I just looked down and went.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yikes, it's a much better ay and much better angle
like that.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Sort of got some swollen eyelids today. We did have
a comedy gig last night. I did have a comedy
gig last night or late night. Yeah, it was a
late night. It was a good, good fun night. Came
was it charity? Charity? You don't like to go on
about it all the charity I hate? Why did you
bring up my charity? I'm sorry. It was a charity
called I can't remember what it was called suits Suits something,

(00:53):
and it was suit suit something, suits something, suit ray.
It's terrible that I've forgotten, but because they change it.
They do this every month and they change the charity
and this one was funding witsuits for underprivileged people. And
you can donate your wittsuits, Okay, if you even't it's

(01:13):
cool best of them? Yeah, definitely, everyone's weed around.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, I've had a witsuit in the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'll never ever worry again.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I could have given it to this charity.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, well you could second suits dot org if you
want to donate a wit suit because they are a
terrible fabric for the environment. Great for the surf, but
for the environment. So instead of.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Tracking a Hancil case in the nineteen nineties neo pre
I got to say, that's sort of the most niche
I know, like, ever heard someone down and out in
their like, man, boy, I could turn it all around
if I had a witsuit.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, but it's getting underpropleged people into surfact just giving
them with suits and being like he's a witsuitt to
the surf and right, okay, because then I was going
to say, we've got to get them a river raft
and another five friends and do you imagine them to
swim before they put them in the water? Raw dog?

(02:11):
This wild?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
And you did this in west Auckland with some of
the most dangerous beaches nearby. No one to man, Yeah,
I'm you for doing some some charity to bring it up.
I had a little bit of a late night last night. Okay,
I got trapped into watching the Netflix documentary on Vince McMahon,
the guy that.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
The wrestling guy. Have you.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I don't even think you'd have to be into or
have enjoyed wrestling in any period of time to be
like this is interesting.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Is he a.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Halfway through?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh, the blonde guy?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, no, that's Rick Flair. Blonde guy's gray hair. Vince
m sorry, he the halfway through film in this documentary.
When it comes out, he's paid twelve million dollars hush
money to woman because he's like, yeah, right, pregnant or
sex of them at work or things fascinating.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
A night and on the couch today on my own.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, I give it, give it a home. I watched
the first episode. You could watch it in your wet suit.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I could. No, I'd be more of a donator of
the word. It's for underprivileged people to get out on
the surf. Those the otherwise wouldn't have a chance.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
What about the board comes before next month and suit
comedy charity to get money for people to get to
get the boards surfboards.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You're gonna build the kit. You can't just come on
straight away. I sure you'd gone surfboard then with suits. No,
we're gonna go wetsuits first, get them to get in
the ocean and the win suits. Silly little did you
do last.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Night flitch people into golf but giving them an outfit
like golf slacks as well as a social charity. Okay,
little pole is coming up, because I don't think anyone
ever throws out wetsuits.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, no, exactly. So they're just sitting around together in
das when they could be.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Helping for the environment. If they're sitting in the garage,
that's gonna be a bit in the land. Thank you
for your charity, silly little pol is thinking for yours
when you do it. Should we still give wedding gifts
because you know a lot of people spend so much
money getting to the wedding, getting dresses or a suit
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Getting wax plucked, shade singing.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
For the next wedding I go to, I'll give them
a wetsuit, get them into surface.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Not if that's my wedding. I don't want a wet suit.
I don't have the fans.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
He's already got one. Okay, next on the show, Hayley,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Let's have a look. Oh okay, I've got a little
inside a story, a look behind the curtain of the
music industry and a niche little thing that some musicians
get done. And this is straight from the sauce. I
hope she doesn't mind me to But what ass from

(04:57):
the boss plays it in born and Haley I was
led into a little industry secret. This is this is
like Hailey Sprowl scandal Queenie. Oh my god. Well, now
I did say that I wanted to adopt a sort
of scandal Queenie title, but unfortunately Sprowl doesn't really so

(05:20):
foul with Hailey sprow But what's that got to do
with scandals? The scandals at the essence of what I'm
trying to do, right, Hailey sprow scandal cow, I mean celebs.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
It will make you howl with Hailey Sprow suck. It's
not as good as Hailey Sprow scandal.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Cow.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I didn't want to call you a cow. That's okay.
Will you you have some celebrity scandal Queenie.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yes, I was getting my nails done yesterday. Paul, by
the way, amazing last spree? Yes? Is it read? Is
it paink?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I know that's great. I went in and I said,
I want to read nows. My friend Sophia York, who
does my nails, was like, I've got it, I've got it.
I've got to address her by the first and last.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
They returned boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
So for York, I said, how are you my friend?
So for York, she says, how to sprad, I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well, did you tell doing a charity event to raise
money for wetsuits?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I did, and she said, well, boy boy, have I
got the color for you to get the attention while
you hold that mic and raise that money for those
wet suits. Love it? And anyway, she was just fantastic raspberry,
fantastic raspberry, right color. I'm sure she won't mind me
saying this. I haven't run this past anyone.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I've heard people say that before. And then soon after
the person did mind not yeah, well, maybe don't say who, okay,
but does give it a bit a gravitass.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
He said, okay, I'll try with that.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Tell us who I already know, don't tell boid, don't
tell yes, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
So, but I have googled and this is actually part
of there's one Reddit thread that has noted that this
is in this very famous singer's rider okay, which is
an acrylic nail specialist on standby, and my friend, so
no way back, no.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
No wait, because the reason why, the.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Reason why, and you wouldn't expect this from this male
artist who plays guitar. Is he in every city he
goes to, gets an acrylic nail specialist or like someone
who does nails to come backstage and fit him with
one really thick, hard acrylic nail that he uses to

(07:34):
pick rather than Yeah, and apparently this is like an
industry thing and people like Slash and like other famous
guitarists do it all the time.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Would you put it on your index finger and then
you like support your finger with the thumb and the
finger either side.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't know, I don't know how to pick a
guitar whatever, whatever would be your main Yeah, God, after
the get it to be careful.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You're going to pick your nose and you go to
pick your nose up, take a layer off.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah. Yeah. So she was part of this once when
she was working with a crylic nail specialist and I
was told, you know, you're gonna have to be here,
and so she brought Sophia along and got to the
stage door and they were like, why is there two
of you? She was like, well, I was told there
might have been a couple of things. No, so my

(08:26):
friend Sophia got ushered away. So for York. So my
friend so for York, who does my nails, got ushered
away while her boss did this big, thicker crylic nail
for one of the biggest artists of all.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Time, Alvis Brisley, No being silly, the Beatles, No your
friends all time?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Forty Yeah, you're going too old, too old. Yeah, he's
a massive artist who despite his age, is still hering. Now.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's not Frankie Valley by the way.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
But anyway, just for blue my mind that these artists.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Are like a rock band or a solo artist. Solo
artist with the band yeah, okay, yeah bo Jo No no,
because that was the name of the band. I'm not
going to give you any more clues. He was born
in the USA, and that's that's don't give it not
saying his name.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
We're not saying his name anyway. Isn't it interesting that
and apparently all these artists and I was like, how
weird would it look like? Even someone who's Rock and
Roller is like Slash and ros guitarists with his like
skinny jeans and top hair and his big hair in
this little little cute raspberry or critic? Now do you
reckon he goes raspberry? I reckon He'll go raspberry because
it's the color of the season. I always told this
is very unentrend. So Slash get on board.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Silly little Pole is next on the show. Should we
still give gifts at winnings?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
When I voted, I couldn't believe the results. Play it
ms sledshborn and Hey.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Silly little pool, silly, it is so silly, silly, silly
that stole silly pottle poo, silly little Pole, silly.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Silly little pole. Should you work?

Speaker 3 (10:19):
May be able to tell you to shut up at
eighteen minutes past, because he just did, and it was
very real.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
We were actually you were dealing with some technical issues
and me and Form were actually trying to catch up
about a nice chicken stew. Yeah, I had sicking to
go on here, and we went finished our conversation. Well
you can finish that later today, finish it now.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
And so it was nice second time, ye hit it up?
How I do it?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Different next time.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
More garlic obviously, yeah garlic, yes, I want to cook
it on a fire, and.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Ally, isn't it yeah boo yeah, okay, now we can
go on with the show.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
So little Pole, should we still give wedding guffs?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
So when I voted, I don't know if I was
early or we're in the lineup. Yeah, but people were
a majority. Years. I don't know how we've come out
in the wash.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Sixty two percent said yes, oh.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
My god, no, no, no, we're not building a home
together when we're getting married anymore. That was what it
was all to speak for yourself, heathen.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Some of us waited to marriage, to co habitat and
have sex relation, not by choice.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
And no one in this room just because you.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Couldn't find because no one wanted to touch your yucky
until they were legally bound to.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I just find it absurd. I think you spend so
much money on getting to a wedding washing well at
little cash gift.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm not buying them a te set or a going
to a wedding with an armful of toaster seems stupid ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Either gither to them later or just don't yet some cash.
I just thing as well, like if you can't, I
don't know. I just feel like, if you can't afford
your honeymoon, I'm sorry, I'm not paying for it. I'm
here at the wedding. Yeah, I've bought a dress, I
bought flights. I mean an airbnb this this week is
gonna cost me a thousand dollars probably, And now you
want a little fifty dollars quarter half for your Balinese getaway.

(12:18):
We had a compassionately about it.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah. We had a wishing well treasure chest or something
at our Yeah, and so people just put money and
it rules spreading the money out on the bed the
next day, and money and it was what did you do?
Just pack the money back into that, rolled it up, Yeah, yeah,
and found it with rubber bands pretended to be drug
dealers for a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I think lots of family feel like they want to
give you something, which I understand, But I just think
for friends and stuff. So many of my friends are broke.
I've broke. I still got poor friends. If you can.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Afford it, do it, but don't judge people if they can't. Yes,
is enough?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's a cultural thing. There's some cultures where it's like
a competition to see who can give the couple the
most money, and people take loans out against their name
people to do that, like some on culture.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's all about like how much money you can give
people when you're when the woman's doing the dance and stuff,
they put it on an ad dress and you're like, anyway, okay,
maybe I should have a some on with him. Yeah,
actually I wouldn't mind nabbing me a Polynesian prince in
the dance.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Dance Sarah says, no one asked you to get married
and invite us. Hold on, what are you angry? No
one asked you to get married and invite me to it.
I don't have to go give the money instead, says Linda.
No one getting married these days once a physical gift.
But I'm sure everybody like a bit of cash. Yeah,
Shelley said, yes, a gift, but just cash. It's like

(13:53):
paying for a ticket to their wedding. One hundred and
fifty to two hundred dollars cash for two people to
attend dinner, freeboos and dancing, cheap night out with all
of your closest friends. Really, so yeah that makes sense?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
You've won her over Jesus, flip flopper over there not
a swing Voater. I was married in January says time
we asked for no presence. Times are tough. We want
people at our wedding with no pressure of gifts. Times
have changed. It's not a twenty one year old getting
married and setting up home anymore. Yeah, yeeah. Teagan says,
only if it's not a destination wedding, if people have
to travel, you shouldn't be asking for money.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, but people have to travel, everyone you know in Love.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, the wedding's not in my apartment building, So if
I have to travel and leave, then I won't be
getting a good bit of the.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Ship than you.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Where did you do it in your appartment builder?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
In the foyer? Yeah yeah, buzzar in Yeah yeah, open,
it's open.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
But then i'd is in that because then I am
not leaving my apartment and then I have to get
them a gift. Yeah, exactly, so I can't win. Yeah,
I'm getting married next week, says Ash. I recognize this,
this name Ash is contributed to the show, but this
is great news. A long time listener Love I specifically

(15:05):
put on the RS that we don't want gifts. I've
lost counted the amount of people that have asked what
we want for a gift? Literally, just bring yourself or
a million dollars, yeah, or.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Like one hundred dollars Mochie Boucher, you know what I mean.
Don't worry about Aaron. Now you want a gift, Now
you want to get I don't want to give gifts.
That's what I was getting. Passionate right, Okay, no one
when I get married.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Stacy says, no one needs another effing platter to store
unused for seven years and counting.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Cash all the way.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Baby, Why did she wants to send me a platter?
She's got a left over one because I plan to
draw full of them. Bang, someone get plan, Yeah, someone
gets caught on the thing. Why should I have to
pay for gifts simply for attending somebody else's life decision?
I feel the same about brighter showers, baby showers, children's
birthday parties. I now say no to everything. Wow, good, Aaron,

(15:55):
have you met Fletch?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Good?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Anyway, that's a little part play play.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yesterday my family were away and is at sports camp,
and Shade in August went down to see sports camp
and so I just got home from what do you
mean sports camp, like the last day of or like
the semi finals and stuff of what what sports?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
All of them the semi finals of all of the sports.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah, they're playing hockey, they played touch, they played ultimate frisbee.
I don't know the rules to the and the parents
can go visit. You can go because it's kind of
like the finals. And then they end the day with
like a chair competition. They do some dance thing and
they practiced beforehand.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Cheer isn't cheerleaders? Yeah? How embarrassing? What musical cheers?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Not a sport, tell you what, bloody if we got competitive,
it could be.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Do you know we work listener around quite a large
circular desk.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Music, play musical and when the music stops, you just
get whoever's in front of Fletcher's thing just gets to
push the buttons. But get a cheer.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Fun, good, great game. Actually actually a.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Great way to downsize here at the station too.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, get a cheer.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
You don't get a job, yeah, wow, you're gone.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I don't know if that's an employment law thing. I
don't will run that past boy, but it's an idea.
That's an Yeah, great way to hit the KPIs. You know.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, we're really about those KPIs today, guys.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, I forgot what we were talking about.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh my family, what is wrong with you? You know
what he's wrong with him? As he was left to
his own devices.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
So I got home, Oh here we go, I got
You've got me back on track and k thank you
very much.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
KPIs for you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I don't know what KPIs are.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Two KPIs for your kisses, pits and insults, Pat Pat dumb.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
So I even went to the gym and I got
home and I had a thing to do at like
two o'clock. Yeah, someone was coming around to film something
more on that later Subscribe subscribe outsurce in my only
Fans content, I'm too lazy. And then I got to
get those good angles and I had to do some
like editing and change a few things on another video.

(18:19):
But the whole time I was there by myself, and
I was just like, what do you do? Like he
was once, there's no noise, there's no like, I've got
to go pick up the kids at three, kid, it's
so wild, it's that's amazing. I could do whatever I
wanted yep, yep. And it's weird when we go away
with work and we lead straight out to work and

(18:40):
we're like get like these few hours.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
In the afternoon in this hotel room.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I just kind of sat there and I'm just like,
I've played with them some house and played with myself twice.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I can't that's done, TikTok. I just sit there and
I'm like, what do people do?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
No? Please please?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Being at home on my own. And I don't mean
to be insulting to Aaron who also lives my house at.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Your house, and that wasn't it collective either, that was
you said, who always lives.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
At my house? But when I am home alone, I
love it. It's not just reasons. Yeah, because last night,
I said, yesterday, I was like, I've got a late gig,
and I said I should probably grab a nap, actually
get a hit on some slack. And then he said
I might have a nap, but I said, let's nap
in sepret rooms because I don't want to interrupt a nap.
And then I said I can't nap. I'm going to

(19:28):
go around hang out with Jake. And I was like, okay, perfect,
and then I was like I'm alone. Yeah, fantastic. It's
my favorite thing.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
It's it's so weird and I got so much done.
I like to two loads of washing. I unloaded the
dish washer, I restacked the dish wash, washed some dishes
by hand that don't go in the dishwasher. That if shadow.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
She just hucking the dis very busy from the night before,
so there's no need for fur. That was all go,
but it was wild. The night time's weird. That's the
bit I I find weird. I can do the whole
day and then you get to the night and you're
like can I I guess I'll just take myself off.
There's no one being like, oh shoot, there's a time,

(20:08):
or no one for you to say, oh I'm gonna
gould pop to bed. You just sort of saying, oh,
have a showers and you watch TV movies.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I tend to when I'm home alone during the night,
I tend to stay up really late, just because you
don't have that other person to be like, hey, go
to bed.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Well you say to them I should go to bed,
and that's all it takes to motivate you to go
to bed. I'm not there to say it to you
kind of like, do I just stay up forever? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's just weird. How do I transition from the lounge
to the picture.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
I talked to my parents last nights. I was like,
what was it like when you finally had no children
on a home? And they were like wonderful.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah. I was like, did you feel a bit lost?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
They're like, no, no, I feel like we're very different
because I was like, I found a bit lost without them.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, but you're raising beautiful little angels and they, oh
my god, horrible screw that for a living. Horrible children? Yeah,
terrible three of you? Yeah, terrible bad, one, three worse,
slightly bitter than your three? Is that in mind?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Slightly better? No?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
I did it an order of birst. Oh okay, that's
terrible bad, terrible, slightly bitter.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
That's my sister.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah. I don't think you've got that order all.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
You've failed it.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I've actually nayed it the first time round.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Play Ms Fletchforne and Hailey. Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
This is the top six ah teachers only days.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Remember how great they were when you were a kid,
But when you're a parent, you're like, what another one? Yeah,
that's how it works. I love when teachers make them
into a long weekend a head of school holidays or
ahead of another long weekend Friday.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Take the Monday tip of.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
The hat to the teachers. But I think that's why
they are having a clamp down on it. Schools won't
be able to hold teacher only days during term time,
and parents of students absent for fifteen days could be prosecuted.
These are two new things. Okay, fifteen days. Jesus just
sometimes scope shout ousel of for goodness, say you better

(22:10):
stay on.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I was terrible.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
I get home and they're like screaming and run around
the house. I'm just like, why aren't you at school?
No way, we would have an arm like a limb,
just barely hanging on. My mum would be like, get
test gol.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Definitely primary school, but I think come high school. My
parents let me get away with it more. Really. Yeah,
they'd be heading off to work and my mom would
be like, you're getting up. I don't feel that well? Fine?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, So five days absent school contacts appearance and guardians
to determine reason and set expectations. Ten days absent school
leaders meet with parents and guardians and the students to
develop a plan to address the barriers to attendance, and
then fifteen days Ministry takes over the response, including possible
prosecution of parents. Wow, prosecution secution, but also teacher only

(22:58):
days under the microscope, girls will be unable to take
teacher only days during term instead of booking those during
school holidays. If god, why would why would? Like? The
union's going to agree to that.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Put teacher only days in the middle of the school holidays.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yeah, please, they are doing a lord, I know you
gotta have some perk putting up with those wrap bags,
raising the nation sweet a little long. And then you like, mate,
did you ever go to school on a teacher's only
day to like just go play on the playground? And
then sometimes there was like a teacher there and you're like, wait,
what are you doing here? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
You're not supposed to be here, aren't you?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah? Yeah? Ahead of Easter?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Well, and it backs up to ANSC day. This makes
perfect sense our top six things to call teachers only
day to throw David Seymour off the scent. Yeah, number
six on the list secret Communist meeting day. He's not
going to go anywhere near that communists because he doesn't
want people think he's a secret communist. No, yeah, he
doesn't want them to be communism, but he certainly doesn't
wan people thing he's a secret communist. Number five on
the list of the top six things to call teachers

(23:59):
only to throw David Sema off the case. People who
can smile without looking like a possessed ventriloquise. Don't me
get the day off day because then he won't be
able to go and check up on the schools because
he'll be at work.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Number four on the least of the top sex things
school teachers only. How to throw David Sema off the case.
No students allowed you to wild lions being on school
grounds day because the school of this wild that's irresponsible.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, keep them home.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Um Number three on the list of the top sex.
I didn't have number one, so I was just I
just had an idea for number one.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Remember my high school was next to the American embassies.
Anytime there was a bomb threat day off. Wow. Crazy.
Often with their bomb threats, it happened at least like
three or four times years.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Don't age me, don't date me, do you know what
I mean? Two thousands of high it away.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I wouldn't want to date you for all the china
you mean datas and the age you you may actually
go on a day with it.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Would it be such a horrible idea? I have a
great chat and a babe to boot Yeah yep, and
I'm just running number one? Sorry, what did you say?
This is outrageous? Would it be so outlandish the idea
of me? Anyway? Number three?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Then the top sex things to call teachers? They to
throw David Seymour off the sand. One less day at
school to save the government some money. Day.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh, that's a.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Bit of austerity.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
How's he going to How are the school is going
to prove to him that it's going to save money.
I don't need to just call it there.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Well, it's one day less using resources and turn all
the lights off. The power that's saved it during winter,
so you can turn off the hater yeah, hapes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Turn off the touch shop saving ingredients.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah yeah, although the touch shop probably makes money back,
so he'd want the touch shop to stay open but
also be open to the public. You can come into school,
but there's no heat power, but the touch shop will
be running and it's dark, but the others are going
the sausage rolls. Number two and the last of the
top sex things to call teachers only day to throw
David Seymour off the case Brown kids Cultural day Off day,

(26:10):
because then he'll hit the roof that the white kids
aren't getting a day off as well, and then ever
and then yeah right, good god, that's called reverse gotcha, gotcha?
And number one of the lasts of the top six
things to call teachers only to throw David more off
the case evacuation drill practice Day. Oh yeah, we're practicing
evacuating by not turning up in the first place, the.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Safest way to evacuate there in the first place.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah right, Well there's six for the unions. Ye might
as welcome that. Today'stop sex ms Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Do you think I'd be a good dating coach because
we read a lot of these articles online from dating
experts and dating coaches, and sometimes I feel like they're
just making.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
It's there, making it up.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
What I have on is what I would like, yeah, exactly,
personal taste, no preference. But what I have on my
hands is a useless acting degree. Yes, you could perform
as a dating coach. Okay, right, Fletch. Fantastic that you've
reached out to connect with me, and I really admire
your courage acknowledge where you've needed help and to get

(27:16):
back in the dating world. It's been some years now
since you've had a long term and I know that
you have this image, Fletch, that you are an independent
man and that's a life that you enjoy living. But
I see the sadness in your eyes. So it's my
pleasure the tears I hear, the tears. I heard you
in the reception area, your loneliness, and so I am

(27:37):
just honored that you would come to me and to
get some advice on dating. And one where I want
to start, can I call you Fletcher to prefer cuting.
I don't like this at all. Where I want to
start deep into the therapy. I want to turn back

(28:00):
to a time in your childhood. We're not leave leave
the cork in the bottle. Anyway. There is a dating coach, Blaine,
and Blaine has given three questions not to ask on
a first date. Take these with a bag of salt. Okay.

(28:20):
Question one, what's your dating history? Don't worry about the past.
Oh wait, so these are not questions not to not
to ask. That's far enough question. That's well, you're agree
with that dating history, it's about the now. Also, you'd
include in that sexual history, who gives who gives a
two I do two squirts of That's simply the saying

(28:42):
who gives two squirts of water? Who gives two squirts
of the spray bottle? How many people you have slept with?
How many people you have dated? Stay present and the now,
the here and the now, not let your ex So
why do you guys break up? But where are they now?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Cares?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Don't bring up this is first date.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
We don't but you've got to asking, like, got really mad, brother, guys,
just because you've got massive.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Arms, but there's got nothing to do with you.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
They're here with you now, and your little thinking that
that's what everybody's plainis looks like, here's that setting themselves
up for a world of disappointment.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, well here's another one. The second question is do
you want to go on another day? At the end
of the first day, you'd be like, oh, I think
you ate such a nice night. Next morning, I had
such a nice night. Yeah, do you want to do
this again? They Why not? Blaine says, summer, litle summer,
go away and be like, hey, a really nice time.

(29:35):
Leave and then really take time within yourself without the
pressure of their presence, to be like, do I actually
want to go on a second day?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, because it might be hard for you to say
no in front of you, a little bit of pressure
the way vice versa. So Okay, I thought these were
going to be terrible. Actually, so far I kind of
agree that there's a good Okay, that's smart. Yeah, I
actually might.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
For me, I made employ these and my practice as
a dating coach. Okay, that's a good question. We write
that down to make journal question number three not to
ask on a first date. Should we go if you've
had drinks? We're just meeting up at a bar for
some drinks. Should we have dinner? Yes? So they're saying,
I know. I'm like, well, but if the date's going well,
what they say, If the date's going they're going to

(30:17):
pay I know. But they're saying prolonging a date isn't
always a good thing, as it can sometimes create a
false sense of things going really well. So you might
be like, oh, my god, this is going so well.
I'm really enjoying this. We should have dinner, and then
at dinner you're like, oh yuck. And then it's like,
now the night's going.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
To progress to go to your house and then you
got to wait for the food to come and it's
yeah yeah, and you're like.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Now we're at dinner and we're in this other environment.
They're like, it's better if you're really enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Have the drinks.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Leave, keep playing the next one, plan the next one,
get your dinner and stuff. Make sure you really into
three sensible questions not to ask and so Fletch. I
think as you look towards I'm just going to cut
you off. It's going to cut you out here. I
encourage you, can, I call you Carl. It's going to

(31:02):
cut you off there.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Play Play said after the show, a small brickfast was
put forward as an option.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I think it's just good to touch base as genuine
friends and not just work mates.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, get out of here, get to get to a cafeteria.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeahs yeah, how are yes?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
So? A little while ago, Haley stumbled across this situation
where she asked for an off menu item because there's
an eggs on toast, but used like, can I just
needed to tone it down? Yeah, and I'll get eggs
on toast.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, there's eggs on toast, but it comes with extras,
which Flitch loves.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
When you get mushrooms and avocados, and so it adds
up to be a bit. Yeah, and that is a
big it's a big breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah. And then one day I went in and eggs
on toast is like lots of eggs on a couple
of bits of toast. And I was like, I just
can I just have up at a toast and.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Some scrambled and heart based half the amount of scrambled eggs. Yeah,
it was, and it was a loophole because the first
thing you got it was it's dollars, and they whoops you,
she's loopholed us.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah. Now it's gone up to thirteen. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
So yesterday I decided to explore some more loopholes because
the eggs on tise is good, it's not too much
if you're going to go to the gym on the
way home. You don't want a full, full stomach. Yeah,
So I was like, but I don't want toast. I
feel like I'm paying too much for bread. It's just
a slice of bread. Yeah, So I said, can I

(32:36):
have that savory scoron? Yeah, I'm talking bacon, I'm talking cheese,
I'm talking parsley chives. And I said this scan in particular.
He points, I saw you.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
There's one under the ear with that.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Do you know when you see like a barn or
something and it's got icing on it or a slice
and if.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
You leave it up to them, you never picked the one.
You say I want that.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, I always say that I want that one. Yeah,
sick into the one in front of that one, that one.
So I said I want that scorne and she's like,
oh yeah, And I was like, I want you to
cut it in half. I want you to toast it,
and when it's done toasting, put a bit of butter
on it. Then I want you to put scrambled eggs
on top of the scorn. With me and Fleets have

(33:21):
already sat down by this point, ordered a simple meal.
This woman looked at me and you were like describing
so a flat up and you could see your hands
going like this, and then just put this on top
the part that you've just exposed by running a knife
through it. I want that face down on the little
toaster grill. I want it to crisp again. Yeah, and
I want you to take it out, put that back up.

(33:44):
Butter on that yeah, spread it or not, I don't care.
Just a bit of butter on the top of the scorn.
Then I want you to take the scrambled eggs like
she's getting, not the full amount, and plump it on
top of the some on how much she looked like
I was. She looked at me like I was talking
another language, and she's like, tap tap, tap tap, I'm
just tolerated place tap Like she's frantically emailing her manager.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
And it seems like a crime to a scan. She's like,
I'm going to have.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
To put this in the notes so the chief knows
what I'm talking about. And I was like, that's fine,
And I paid twelve dollars she paid for the same
amount of eggs on just one piece of playing found.
I will say, though, because normally there, you know, the
little printer goes and prints out the restraint to the

(34:36):
kit and the chief gets it. She had to walk around,
and I saw her explaining to the chef twice.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
He was like in the kitchen and he's like looking
trying to get someone on the front.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Discs attention, like, hey, how what the hell is this power?
This paragraph long description of what I'm dealing with? It?
You want me to do what to a scone into
the kitchen and explain it to him? And you just
saw he's looking around it.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Where's the guy that this?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
We'll do this to a scorn?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
And then another woman who works there had to like
walk around as well.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
It was a.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Moves it.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
It was a big ker but eggs on a scorn,
which is better than bread for a dollar cheaper dollar,
cheaper than.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
What a loophole from smithy.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
The only thing that was lacking was the relish thing
like this, that's the way I used to hers. Yeah, well,
next time I asked a relish, But then that could
bump up the price.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Take my relish? What you want to hack next time?
That's what table?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Well, you can split a relish, I reckon post paying
you go back up and ask for a ramick in.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
You couldn't get a shmer relish.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Yeah, and make it sound like that really inconvenienced you
because you had to walk back up for it. So
they don't dare even think about the possibility of charging it.
If you are going to campaign this weekend for a
Saturday or a Sunday run and they do scones.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, check out how much is scone costs?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
And then see how much extras under extras at scrambled
Eggers you may find it cheaper than eggs on toast
and you get a scone.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Someone's text and saying, oh my god, you bastard. Stop already.
We have to deal with too many idiots and hospital visitors.
Now you're giving them all.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
There's yeah, look, don't hey, don't have a shot at me.
I just order once on the menu like a Norse menu.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I went slightly off menu and you went wild. I
went rogue and I'm never going back. You're going to
be that preck every time. Now it's like, what's next? Yeah,
what can I do next? Kepnet V, Kitchen.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Play z MS, fleshed one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
It's the final rankings, Final rankings. We do this every Friday.
We rank things today.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
We have a lot of options today, didn't we former
tea you wanted to do tea. I don't really drink tea. Yeah, competity,
I spilled the tea.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, you do back off though, because I'm Hailey Sprow
scandal cow.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
So when it comes to spilling tea, that's your job, spiller,
that is your job. Today we've settled on keys on
the keyboard that aren't leaders. Yeah, so studies and I
have a question. On a laptop it ends at the return,
doesn't it the end key? You might call that the
return key. But if you go on like a keyboard keyboard, studio,

(37:32):
we've got insert delete home and page up, page down,
and then you've got your number, because anybody love them
enough to include themom.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Lock lock, I do you love a number? I used
to love anom lock when I worked for my dad
completely legitimately I used to do.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
So when you say legitimately, we could go back to
when you're a teenager. It will be there and there'll
be a text for record of your payment.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Isn't there like an your amnesty sort of thing. Yeah,
soccer in your early twenties, So that's right.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I am twenty four. Yeah, you
look at that's right.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
That would be right for him and you would then
you would be able to.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
See it's twenty four seen with both twenty with.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Botox that's not botox. That's my twenty four year old.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
For twenty four year olds getting the botox.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah, they are. If you four, he had never wrinkles,
You never have wrinkles. Crazier I know.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Anyway, here's me running behind, like, well, am I too late?
Am I too late? But I used to love a
noom lock because I'd used the pad for the data
your numbers?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Do you know what the rules I will send, We'll
do our pre pmils and I'll do all my things
in capitals.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I love the capslock. I think capslock is my number
one I got. I love capslock, capslock pops. Do you
know what's crazy?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
No? You know how.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
I'm just at timing. And we proved this. We did
a typing test a few weeks ago. When I do
a capital, I go caps on lit it I had
to five.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Wrong. I can't, I can't cheft, I can shift. Do
you know why I like the campslock.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
If this is on my mac keyboard lights that lights
up and I love that on a Nicoard my favorite,
it's my favorite key. Okay, so capslocks the number one,
campslock is my number one.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
A space bar because your words all are pretty stupid.
Without a space bar, you have just.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Made a discovery. What on max anyway? Open up somewhere
we're going to type like a chat or something. I
don't know if it to work on an email. I'm
currently on Instagram. Yeah, and if you preached that bottom
left ten one function with the globe, it opens up
the EMOGI menu. Dude, dude, I do functions just ooz

(39:50):
leaped up into.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
My top five.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Okay, do you know what I'm going to go campslock
number one? Tab to tab because people don't tab enough
with forms, which when one do a form tab.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
They're filling a thing and cluvee the mouse.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
No tab sometimes tab will really screw the pooch, like
if you're in a word document tab and it moves
everything unk tab sacking too much. Also good to old
tab between old tabs. Yeah, what are you looking at?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Nothing? Nothing?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
And then I would go to space bar as my
number three. Those are my top three.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
A delete or a return? How good is it when
you're like dead bang return or inter on a on
a Microsoft inter boom. I'm going this functions really screwed
screaming here because I love I'm an old school control
alt delete so that I could almost go control delete,

(40:47):
but I don't need that anymore. A combo as a
combo control delete late would be my three.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I'm going to go And that's really boring from you.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Don't call me boring.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
She's gonna change your answers. I'm really boring as the
worst thing you could control delete. Do you know I'd
rather be anything than boring, predictable and boring Hailey Sprowl Vanilla,
I would frown if I could. Yeah, but she's got
a tight.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
I can't found you because I'm only twenty four. I'm
going capslocks right up there. I'm going to go return
or enter yep, yep, boom. Take that. It is good
pressing out hard either yeah, and then I'm going to
go capslock and then I'm gonna god delete no escape,
I redact delete, I delete delete, I'm going to go escape.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Okay. Someone said he recounting like sem like punctuation stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
No, so that's part of no, that's part of.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
That's part of the lead. Oh it's not really, but
I don't want you.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
All. And someone said, how good is F ten? What's ten?
It's just F ten, that's volume that's music on five
is like a.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Refresh right, yes, five, whereas I just know the Apple shortcutters.
Apple are for reefs, right.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah. Someone say closed brackets their favorite. We're not doing
the one. Do you like the square closed bracket? I
like the flourishy one.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah, I'm I'm old with my parentheses. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I just like a brack as brackets yeah, no, that's
round yeah yeah this.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Square brackett. No, the parentheses brackets. O G.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
You would have been a camp bracket guy.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Nah. I can see why you think I'm a camp
bracket guy, but I'm not.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
We're learning about each other still, which is nice, even
you guys after twenty years.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
I liked I do?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
What did I choose? Inter or return capslock escape that pin?
You know what's cat Slock's winning so far to that?
What did you do, Fletch?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
I did campslock cats?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Is that your number one? Yeah? And then you did
space bar.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
And then tag I did tab space, tab space And
what did you vote for, Haley?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
My vote went to inter or return into forward slash,
return capslock.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Escape eything doesn't matter all was your last one? Escape?
Escape is a great button?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Okay, keep me here, my Number one is return or
inter Okay. My number two is tab yeah nice actually
multi multifunctional, yeah, multi functional, but I am weary of
tab Yeah, screwing the perch on the forecast some some websites.

(43:52):
And number three probably probably your classic space Okay, wow,
well this is gonna be tight.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
So it's long, it's a long key mine's sticky currently
that's why I'm not choosing.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
I've got a sticky G. Actually have a sticky G.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
A shower wash it? I reckon, I reckon, give it
a scrap, got to type something with it stays down
my home computer this space, yu, Like, do I have
to buy a whole new keyboard?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Wash it?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
What have you been looking up that you've been hitting
the G so hard? Okay? So inter has one two.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Into has six points into caps lock has so painful
listening to you?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Can you just do it? This whole segment starts a
bit of fun and you've made it.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Davy ted two points and two more points like.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
It doesn't matter and appear on that and it was bad.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
It takes long caps three okay, tad Oh, you're carrying
the one an escape has one point. So today's winner, Yes,
with six points. Yes, first place, inter congratulations, inter congratulations.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Cats lock in second place five points. I didn't.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
I didn't even vote for that, but we voted hard
on it. You've got it hard and tab third place
with four points.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Happy congratulations plays ms Fletchborn.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
And I was gonna say next on the show, but
how about right now on the show, let's do that.
I have been dealing with a hospital like an intern,
like as part of a hospital specialist thing.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Oh yep, what.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
I'm trying to dance? This is Hailey trying to be vague.
What a neurologist? Okay? And I just didn't. I didn't
want to. I didn't want to fear the audience. It's
got this absolutely nothing. But I've been seeing a new neurologists, right.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I think they all everyone listening. Something's not right upstairs.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
No, I think they're trying to tap into my creative brain.
I think that's what they're looking at. How weird does
she get this is because of your knee paint. It's
part of the knee thing. Yeah, I get my injection today.
By the way, I got to light I'm sorry to anyway.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
This is today in the afternoon you're getting injected in
the knee with a quartzone.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I've had a quartzone injection in my back, yeah somewhat,
but someone said the back ones are really bad and
they've got a massive needle. The knee one apparently not.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
They give you a local anesthetics, so I didn't feel
a thing. Jesus must've been a tiny needle, that's what
she said.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, roll up.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yeah, I mean it's cet guided into your spine. It
was quite a horror, horrific what.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
It didn't quite work the second time anyway. So I've
been dealing with this neural this thing, and you know,
with the reception, it's always like, dear Haley Brown, your
appointment with doctor Doug.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
That's hell of a doctor.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
It.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
For years, okay, good years. And I replied back to
an email about an appointment, and then yesterday I got
the email back and I was like, excuse me, and
it's just this done and emailed you. Done, no capital
d you, just the letter you.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
And I thought I had x x x under it,
but that's not that that dot.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Done and emailed you. I was like, I think you
what because you would speak you, you would expect the
whole adjacent year to have a full specialist clinic.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Why are you?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I found it? So you sent to them? Okay, well
mind see yes please exclamation mark.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yes, I was just riding your and yeah, I think
I think they're just writing yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
So that what was it like? Would you?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
And you said yes please? And they said done anything done?
Done an emailed you done an email? You just like
your text in two thousand and one.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
I was like, improved. I just found it such a novelty.
And I was like, this feels like gins. They hate
capitals and you know I've always too taken umbridge with that.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Yeah, I think they just absolutely went off your vibe
of yes please short sweet no yah, do.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
You think I've I've laid the time? Yeah, and then
you know, finding both capital it is a punctuation. I'm
just saying, yeah, this wasn't quite man.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
This is where we live in now though. You Yeah,
you don't have to write the whole apparently, or use capitals.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
That's wild. Anyway, it really tickled me. I got it,
and I was like, did you did your daughter take
over where you went to the toilet or something?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Okay, somebody doesn't want their injection today. No, this is
a different office, different different offers.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Okay, yeah, maybe they're going to be like, oh they
wrote she roasted me on the radio, and I'm inside
her brain. Now tie some a few strings together, isn't
that what they do?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Strings?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
The little worms, the worms, the brain strings, the brain strings.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Jesus Christ, we don't think we need to move this
appointment forward.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
She thinks her string. They just tune your brain strings,
too tired, She's all modeled up in her brain string.
Play bless my dad now preface he's got Alzheimer's. But

(49:44):
I don't think this is Alzheimer's adjacent. This is just
who my dad is as a person. My mom. He
is constantly losing his glasses, like we buy he buys
the cheap you know, like warehouse or pharmacy glasses.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Point he's worked out his prescription by going in and
giving himself his own objects test of just holding it
up and like, yeah, that one's actually the best one.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
We'll go up one. We'll go well, we'll go up one.
Yeah yeah. And then I think my mum got on
some nice glasses. And then same with sunglasses, constantly losing them,
constantly losing these glasses. And then so I go to
like two dollar shops and I buy a bottle, get
like ten piers of glasses and he'll look fine in
and I seen them to him, like just lose them?
Who can? He had a nice pair of glasses. So
my mom got him one of those strings, you know,

(50:28):
the strings that you put on the tips.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
I've been thinking about getting a string. I've got some.
What do you have them for when you go hiking? Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, yes, so you can go off and on off
and because you've got a head on. Yeah, if they
get blown off or something. Yeah, God, where are you
hiking that? You're so windy that because sunglasses blow.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
On my hiking this weekend? Actually yeah, and then I
might get blown off my face.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
How many times have your sunglasses blown off of your Have.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
My sunglasses blown off my face?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Neither?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
And I've been in some windy, windy situation. I'm from Wellington. Yeah,
I was born on the horn of the bottom of
South America. That's where I was born. Give us some
of your Spanish sea puppy. Sorry, that's a drink. Sorry,
I had no idea you spoke Spanish.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yeah, a drink. It's a Spanish drink, this guy.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Agua water.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah yeah, you know, yeah, just just it's my favorite shape. Yeah,
see in a hurry, yeah, on the on the leg. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
And but back to my original point, now that I've
definitely proven my Spanish origins, very windy, very wind born. Yeah,
very windy. And I've never had my sing glass, yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Ather was my father. The reason for the string is
so that he remnick and he loves them and reads
reads and he will always take them off and put
them somewhere, never to be seen again. So he's got
the strength.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
What about get him those glasses. Have you seen people
with those glass because I've never worn glasses apart from sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
That like.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Or flip out.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Oh my god, they're magnet in the magic glasses and
always blow my mind.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I love the man. Yeah, it's just like they've gone
in half. This is wild and then they go, Well,
my mom sent me your message saying bought your dad
a string for his glasses so that he doesn't lose
his glasses. Yep. Then she sends me a photo of
the string and says, we've got the string. He's lost
the glasses, said he get the glasses off I don't know.

(52:52):
It's just the most iconic dad move to have been
bought something so you don't lose something.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yeah, and the only thing you've got is a piece
of strength. I thought it was so funny, meant to
help you not lose them.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
But we're like, mine's my keys. I don't know mind.
My keys are my phone. And if I didn't have
an Apple watch, my ID have to have bought like
ten phones this year. Yeah, I'll never find it. So
you're gonna get the tags clip the ma tival. I know,
but I say I'm going to do it, but I don't.
I want to know what. What is the thing that
you're always losing? I think we should get some good mind.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Are you're taking calls about my my brain worms, my
brain string because you've got brain strings.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Not losing your mind. But like everyone's got that one
thing but your keys or like maybe it's your kid.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Maybe maybe you just can't buy expensive sunglasses. You're just
you've given up, Yeah, because you're just constantly losing them.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, you go to the two dollars shop, you stock
up for a month worth of.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Glasses, spend any decent amount of money on sunglasses. Since
my moue mooie. Peer, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Would love to get me a big pair of me
me is, did you?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Wow? Yeah, Peer of one was actually quite a fair thing. Yeah,
it was two thousand and seven your head your bamboo
sunglasses for a while, and.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
They were cheap. But that was all good and they
broke and that was fine. Okay, So what are you
always losing?

Speaker 3 (54:12):
We want to know a fore me this morning, I
ate one hundred dars at him as a number, tick
through nine six nine sacks.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
What are you always losing? Right now? We're asking you?
That's right, three bit, it's the eight o'clock of the
boarding boy.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
I bought the weekeds of the horizont eye person our guard.
Wait for it.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Every time someone says you've got a great voice for Rado,
that's what I think they mean. This is my normal voice,
this is how I talk. It don't change it for radio, right,
And I think that was a weird way they meant.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
What a weird way of kind of having a bit
of a brag that got a great voice for radio.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
You should hear what they say about my face, my acting,
my comedy. I don't want to think in between. We
want to know right now on the radio, we want
to know from you, what is the thing that you're
constantly losing?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Here on national radio, somebody said, lip palms. Oh I
don't use lit by.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
I do, and you never get down to the bottom,
very rarely. When I get down to the bottom of
a lip barm, I'm like, congratulations, you didn't lose it.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
I've got my lip barm to the level of pat
down where I'm like, phone key, lip barm wallet.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
He's dry boy when it comes to the dry boy,
but it keeps them moist for the ladies. Who's ready
for the ladies?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Mooch boys, he's got a week up, tell you what,
he's got a weekend full of smirch it ahead of
him too. I tell you what I'm doing, hiking, And
you know how my sunglasses always block face and the.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Wind chaps your lips. Got a chaps my lips. That's
why I've got lip bumb not champs. Umbrellas.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Somebody said, I'm constantly putting down and then forgetting I
put them down somewhere and then by the time I'm
like where's my umbrella, it's gone. Do you know nothing
will stop you losing umbrellas, like spending good money on one,
like getting a bottle plant.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
I've never I always had like free ones from brands
like real estate agent or something. Yeah you know what
I mean? An umbrella you're losing.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
L J Hooker down the road, Wellington, Westerly they used
to have.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Really good ones, so black and white striped. My mum
was a hooker, the alter hooker. They used to call
themselves the hookers. Yeah, in the ind of Nepple two
and they had these black and white striped ones with
do you know that great umbrella? Even Welling, here's a.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Free idea for blunt. Make a slot in the handle
where I can put an ear tagg in.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Oh yeah, good from you. That's good from you, good
from you from me? Great from me.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
It's like when people are saying, warn your voice got
such gratity is and what a voice for the radio.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
I don't think that they say that they do you
thumbing in the compliments, there was.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
An imbalance of compliments. You'd complimented yourself. No one had
complimented me.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Sit down, be humble.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Yeah, I'd actually complimented my supple lips.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
You complimented, So that's one each should we stop there.
I think we call it.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Okay, well, let's call it there. That's classic me actually
balancing things perfect. Now I've had two goddamn, will we
all get one? Okay, you get one more. Fletch keeping
it tight.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Flitch is keeping it tight. No, you've given him two.
Now he's got one. Now I know, just echoed yours.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Okay, so that an accounts as one.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I got an assid. Don't quit. You can't compliment yourself.
Oh and I thought we were giving ourselves compliments. Well,
now I've had an extra. You've had too many. No, no,
I haven't had enough compliments. You didn't give me any.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
The nails. I'm just going to go to the new
or right stuff plays it ms Fletchfahn, and Hayley Friday
flashback flash We'll give us that. But right now it's
my peck for Friday flashback. And I decided to take
a look back in the chants. I just chose to
random Yet two thousand and nine, this very week in

(57:41):
two thousand and nine, Beyonce Sweet Dreams was number two.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Sweet Dreams made Beautiful night man. No, you're thinking of
the rhythms.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah, that was a rhythmics sweet dreams are made of
these who am mad? Dude, Sebruary well, travel in the
world and to do that. Next week maybe I will
and I will do something from the Eurhythmics.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
I love you the Eurythmics rule and you don't have
a woman. I've gone boys, Lesbie, I've gone for.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
I don't know, let me google. She gives lesbian We
can't go on until we know any lix sexual gives
big lesbian energy.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
She's giving big lesbian energy. Hey, guys, so dixton saying
Blunt had their own any lenox. It's kind of sludy,
subversive statement. And what's even more subversives about it as
I'm not at all gay.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
I'm completely heterosexual.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Wow, one hundred percent. I do you know? I sound
like a man being like movie She just hasn't met
the right but something about when it's kind of cute,
it's kid. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Although this song is from this week in two thousand
and nine, it was the number one song, and in
fact it was the number one song and most countries
around the world. If it wasn't one, it was two,
three or four. It was the first time this artist
actually cracked it big and what why if you're just
looking at the rhythmics.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Top five, we're not doing your reading. What you're gonna
do now.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Is going to come an angel playing with my heart.
Whether you're eythmetics, what a banger, banger, banger, banger, also
a banger. This is the number one song this very
week in two thousand and nine. It's your Friday flashback
David get a Acon sixty check on zi M. Wow,

(59:38):
it's your Friday flashback on zi M. David get a
Acon sixty check. And it has been pointed out that
was an outback classic that song. Yeah, someone said, yeah,
but a PTSD to the sticky floors, wandering hands. Oh,
so many nights in the clubs thinking I could shuffle
to the song.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Remember that that every day I'm shuff the.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Band.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Sorry, that was it came across.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
It was very disingenious. Somebody see banger made me my
walk speed up a bit. Rhythmics would have been better.
Stay tuned next week. Yeah, okay for the e rhythmics week,
I'm thinking sweet dreams and made of these. It's a
bit bit slow, but it starts like if you're going
to just just the start. Okay, Yes, that's that's that's
that's this, you know what I'm talking about this at all?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yeah? How long until a new pop artist does one
of those like versions of this? I mean Marilyn Manson,
that's a that's a bit I wanted that. Next. Wait,
stay tuned long tease toast man delivers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Yeah, the postman's letting you know that the packages arrived
in the country. This is a kind of sitting in
the depot for a week. This is the kind of postman.
He is delayed shipping, shipping, Yeah, a week. Know it's
going to be worth it when you get there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, if it turns off, it turns up and a
hole in the bed. I just tooking off.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
KPIs over here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, we've got the KPI king.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
I will actually mention that coming up on the show
on the station today Friday Jams from nine and Hick.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Wherever you are, listen to Georgia on iHeart Radio and
rarely take you. You can take us anywhere you go.
You take it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Anywhere anywhere you go, and boon tickets today from midday too,
So make sure iHeart Radio asked me if I know
what KPIs meant, because we see I will see the
center we go to these is what it means in
a seriousness.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
You don't know what KPIs are. I was just got
to say it. They keep performance incentives.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Keep perform because that's why we're getting a jet ski.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
But I told them I don't want to jit ski.
Yeah I know, but not in centives. Indicator in the
cave that makes more sense has to give you an
in and then ste sin indicators. How do you let
the other dudes and bads know you're just bloody? You
just fang it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
That sounds dangerous.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Indicators key performance indicators. We technically call this another one.
I'm selling my jet ski immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
If we had our cake, I'm not putting it on
the water because you'll lose value almost.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
I'm not even does it come on a trailer. I'm
working it straight on trade me trailer included.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Yeah, I'll pick it up and take it home because
I'm worried they'll leave it on the yard. At home,
I can put it in the shed. There is a
room for your jet skis too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I can got my own garage. Thank you for own
jet ski.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
It's for a ship though, and I'm next to a
beautiful river which absolutely requires a jet scam right tech.
Now tonight we've got a family buffet's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Birthday Marble's Buffet.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
It's famous and New Plumbouth never there you saw Darth
Vader and cried is there was Cob and Co?

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
That was?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
That was Cob and Co's that it was very serious.
Have lucasfilm permission to be caught out?

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
I don't know if during the nine or whenever it
was the eighties. Yeah, uh, the Cob and Co had permission.
I'm unsure. In fact, I didn't even know if that
was an official Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Probably just a man no background check either. No, I'm
assuming you're right there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
So we've got a buffet tonight, and this is the
first time I've done a buffet in ages. I think
I've been like, there's been a hotel breakfast buffets.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Yeah, but that doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
It doesn't count, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Your main meal buffet Where I do want At sky
City not long ago and where there's a bit of Asian,
there's a Mexican.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Sky City buffet. I've never buffeted.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I've only buffet that when I've done performances at SkyCity
Theater and often they'll put the buffet on for you.
It's good a lot of a lot of everything, because
Christmas vibe sometimes always a leg of ham and all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
But you know what we should do one of our
famous maps and we put a map up of the
best buffets and yeah, right, oh the summer roadie, the
summer buffets, going on a muggy, hot New zealing summer
I and raming so much food down your pipe.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
You're gonna need.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
So what's this buffets vibe? Just everything but everything. We're
gonna Asia. We're going to mix aga America. We've got Christmas.
So strategy. When you get there, you're kind of on
your own. You eat what you like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Yeah, dodge the bread rolls.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
I don't do the rice. Yeah, felling, I'm not filling
up on breads before. But what you're are you more
concerned about the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Pre My pre buffet strategy is as follows. Now, it
doesn't quite well because I was always a late, big breakfast, okay,
because I've gone early breakfast already, you might have to
have and that you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Could probably still do a sort of a just before
lunch sizable.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Breakfast okay, because I don't want to close up my
guts and then they're shrunken exactly, you know, or do
I want to open up my guts? You stretch them early.
You streech early myself early. Then you're pounding water, a
lot of water. You're pounding water two reasons. Keeps the
keeps the stomach a bit like stretched it, but helps

(01:05:08):
digest what's in there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Because remember worn and I have studied medical degrees. Yeah,
you remember from earlier in the week that we had
medical degrees. Do you want me to start using some
more scientific terms for that? I think the layman's terms
are good for now. But when you said get the
stomach real stretch it, I was like, that's right. In
the medical world, we call it stretch it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Yeah, stretched, doesn't stretched, it stretched.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Okay, So that's why he has the authority to say
how this all works. As you were, doctor, Thank you doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
And so then you're pounding water some you can go
like a fizzy drink because it up surprise. Yeah, I've
got a sprite not too close to game time recently
because my kids love it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Okay. I was like this glass of sprite. I'll tell
you what, even.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Only if I'm like crocods, no, no, no, flat sprite
delicious even when you're not sick. So hit that keep
the gut stretched for the day. But you can't eat
again because it's going to sit. But what if I
get hungry before the buffet. I feel like I don't
want to fill up on snacks. No, no, no, no,

(01:06:18):
dodge snack, dodge snack. But this guy is a hungry boy,
is a hungry boy, and he's a hungry boy. Yeah,
you don't want to rolling into that buffet angry.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
It'll be way later than I ever have dinner. I
have dinner at like four o'clock at a time to
be adult time dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Yeah, so I just keep it stretched, keep it going.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Once you were then like one, when you're on your way,
it's just pure excitement and you're really excited. Okay, cheap
you're going. And you know, also I want to keep
in the making your mind a little psychological add on.
Don't think about value for money. And I know you're
a man, you're a meat.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
I'm going to the fiscal man.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
So when you're studying pikish late in the after know
you think I'm paying good money for this? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
You know you want your money. Someone said marbles is
so dangerous. Last time I was there, I went with
my friend. We both ended up throwing up in the bathroom.
Do not overeating? Had a nice swim in their pool beforehand? Though?
Okay a pool?

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Yeah, well, I mean I'm not going to over eat,
but I'm silling gonna wait.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Don't glaze over the fact a buffet.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Restaurant has a pool. Well it's a hotel worn ah
that m Do you want to dip before because you
know sometimes like your tail was not quite ready? Do
you want to wait at the bar and they're like
your tail was not quite ready?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Swim? You want to hit the spa? Do you guys
want to go over a swim? What are you going to?
The thing you need to be careful about is that
you have been, is that you're going. You're flying there
and you'll be in the lounge at the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
There'll be Snacks's regional lounge reaches your flight like twelve,
that's right, just eight some then, but that's it's you
for the day, right, and you can don't snap from
midday on? Okay, yeah, right from midday?

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
But what if the dinner booking seven? Imagine this little
drink and do you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Reckon's got a big thing in jelly beans, and they'll
let me put some of mum's bags.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
My mom is mping. She's seventy today and her son
is still paying her.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Jelly beans play ms Flesh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Went for away and I said, can you give you
a glass of water on the way back? And he
hasn't brought it. I'm sixty. I'm so sorry it now, No,
the listeners are going to have to listen to this
now every time I open my mouth because I'm dry,
I'm drying out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
This is actually an amazing, uh scientific study.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Dry.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Her brain's literally packing down. My brain worms are shrinking
because I don't have enough wader in.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
That when SpongeBob got dehydrated. So it's so freaky. I'm
SpongeBob right now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Anyway. So this study was looking at how people where
their attention goes when they're looking at dating profiles, and
they mopped up a whole bunch of fake dating profiles.
And sorry, George is just putting on roll on deodorant.
I don't need to see your pits this early in
the morning. What are you doing? She's also going to
shirt on backwards. You've got your shirt on back to
yeah anyway, she's a mess. Join her from nine for

(01:09:19):
Friday gams Kpi, KPI, tick Radio, iHeart radio tickers anywhere
you go, don't need to be in the car. Tick now.
They recruited a whole bunch of men and women and
put it together, these fake dating profiles, and then they
used eye tracking technology to see where their focus went
first and how long it lingered on certain points in

(01:09:41):
general boobs, yes, face face face, I know it goes
more so in general. To summarize the entire study here,
which they've got lots of things that will dive into
a little bit, but men were focusing on physical attractiveness
and women were considering both attractiveness and resource potential. What

(01:10:03):
is resource to gather? How big their gold mine could be?
How big is your gold mine? Can you make a
wheel that kind of stuff? Will you kill a beer
for me? This is what it came down, and this
is why the study was done, was because the main
scientist is interested in evolutionary dating trends and how we're

(01:10:27):
still affected by those key kind of evolutionary things.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Men were like hot and women were like provider, provider, Okay, good,
he's got a nice car.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
He looks like it looks like he could protect me. Yea,
looks like he could provide for me. Looks like he
can hold a ship together. And the guys are like hot. Yeah, okay, okay,
So all the profiles varied from like facial attractiveness. Imagine
being like the model for the ugly profiles because the profiles.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Imagine, well, you're raising eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Imagine I couldn't imagine I'd be on the hot list. Ah,
of course, why'd you say? Imagine like that? Imagine being
the model for the ugly rofi. I think you're ready
into it too much, But imagine what'd your wink a flitch?
It's crazy my dry eye?

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
And just.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
As for a cup of water, okay, both men and women,
what is this facial roasting?

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Very nice face?

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
I know you know, I don't need I don't need
to be told by you. Both men and women straight eyebrows,
sit a browns on it. Both men and women spit
the majority of the time focusing on the faces eighty
three percent of the total gaze time. And then that's
with are involved. They were invited. The gays were not invited.

(01:11:53):
Non binary, no ginder fluidity, just boring against they do science.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
The gay's eyes that have been like sweatpants.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Job is to commundo. Eighty three percent of the total
gaze time was directed to the face region. Wow, how
close within the region are we going deeper analysis? They are?
Women were looking at things like occupation and income, but
men were spending longer on income and women on occupation,

(01:12:26):
looking for things like high stress jobs or high status jobs,
high paying jobs. It really like followed the eyes and
told you where what's important to us? Which it's actually
a really fascinating study. You could dive deeper into it,
but I don't have time. I'm a doctor. I've got
patience to say, well known.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Doctor than.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Play fled Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
It's time for fact of the day. Day day day day,
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do dude doo doo dooo doom. Today's fact
of the day. Give it to us.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
Well, the fame has been streaks. Yeah, lucky streaks long
runs today it's a streak about a streaker. Oh. Mark
Roberts is an English streaker a name. He has streaked
five hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
He's struck.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
He has.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Most tens of streak. I love when I give back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Street he has You're streaked.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
No, I don't think you would, you would say streaked.
He has saying struck. How many times did he struck?

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Yeah, well back in the nut when he started strucking,
thank you, that one's wrong. Your medical to five hundred
and sixty five times and twenty three different countries since
since your what year he started? So apparently he started
in nineteen ninety three after he saw a female streaker

(01:14:08):
at a nineteen ninety three sevens rugby game in Hong Kong,
the Hong Kong Sevens, So yeah, and him and his
mates were laughing and he's like, I could do that,
and this mate was like, I beat you can't. And
then he did. And that's when he started the very
next day, and and twenty eighteen is the last reported
streak of this strut. Over the years, it's got so
hard now, like you're literally facing criminal prosecution. Right, oh yeah,

(01:14:29):
till you listen to where he's done with some of
his streaking. Hamilta Bark race course amongst the horses.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
You can't kill. Your penis will be trod.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
I missed the Universe contest, A miss World contest. That's
got big piece of energy. Yeah, but he did that
in the nineties, so it might have been like historic pest, right, Okay,
different times. I'm still non excuse. Olympic Games, tennis matches,
the Running of the Bulls, a synchronized swimming World Championship,

(01:15:05):
and his specialty is football games. In fact, he was
mandated to surrender his passport whenever an English football team
played abroad after in two thousand and one he got
an international streaking conviction, so every time England was playing
somewhere in Europe that he could get to, he had
to take his passport into the police.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
And but I promise I won't go. I've found him
on Instagram. He's Streaker King on Instagram. He looks like
a nightmare. Alarakum, the sort of you I think he
lives in Vietnam.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
The sort of guy that when you get a partner,
she doesn't like him and slowly starts pushing him out
of your friends. Yes, lads, yes, and she just starts
finding seeds and she doesn't really like that he does that,
and then let's not invite him to this thing. Yeah,
and slowly she just always getting a nipple out. Yeah,
one of those guys didn't grow up either, hasn't grown up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
He is not like he's an old boy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Now. Yeah, do you know what I'll say it, I
wouldn't have got that penis out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Ah you know, Okay, Yeah, it's hard. It's harder to
see it these days as well.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Because of I'm just saying tummy or.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
A little bit of a pockoo.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Well, today's fact of the Day is that Mark Roberts
is a streaker with a streak as his struck. Thank
you over five hundred and sixty five events.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Fact of the Day, day day, day day. Do Do
do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Play. Earlier in the show, I was skiting, I was
showing off, you were I was, yeah, bragging about the
fact that I found a little cafe hack where you
get a scone and then get eggs on top of
the scan and it's cheaper than eggs and toast, but
the scone is a superior to toes. Yeah, And then
people that work in retailer cafes, they bound to me

(01:17:14):
and see the cafe return.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
They were like, you are number one. What he wants,
annoying customer.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
It worked and it was great, and I'll be doing
it henceforth.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Yeah from this point. Ye now I've been next to
thinking about it all morning.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Yeah it was good. Yeah, it was good. The scone
people might be thinking one than was the scone? Dright, sir, ma'am.
Everybody doon butter doust and you got to drowner, yeah,
almost dipping in a butter butter liquid butter. But yeah,
we're talking. Yeah, now we're talking. So after I had
this triumphant victory over the man, yeah, I came back

(01:17:49):
to the table where you two were already sat. Now
we're inside. It was warm and I was wearing my
swan dried jacket and I thought, I've got to take
this off. And so I was also hyped up on
the fact I just saved a dollar and got a scorn,
and I threw my arms back to take the jacket off,
like very flamboyantly, like yeah, you're rightchie flicking off his cape,
that's right. So I was like right, And as I

(01:18:13):
threw my arm back, it stopped and I punched the
woman that was working there. That was dropping off your coffees.
Light punch, a light punch, And I was like, oh
my god, I'm mortified. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
But you saw it from the other angle. Yes, it
all happen, you said. I was like an inch away
from clocking her in the face. Sheep, yep, And they're
back and I just skimmed it like a second away

(01:18:35):
from the coffee going flying around across the room.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Glass carp Yep, mocka Chino, it has gone everywhere. Shameful,
grow up, embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Hot chocolate, the little baby boy, next dummy in your
mouth too, Just keep you're crying and disturbing your big
rum baby bird.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
The hell up?

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Yeah? Is that a doodo in your pants?

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Changing nappy your butt?

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Take to the kangaroo fold out Kohila fold out table
and the toilet. Yeah, fold the down, change your nappy,
a big baby boy. You need to bother booking you
a flat or do you just sit on my lap?

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
You're read that moving Get the boy bitt it's still
on the brim, sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Excuse me, There is nothing wrong with the market, Chino. Yeah,
just before you have that maccacina.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
What don't you suck on my breast because you're a
breastfeeding little baby. You're breastfeeding little baby boy with your
embarrassing milk chocolate coffee, grow up?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Wow? Okay, trail of a hot ness quick?

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Yeah, got a balanced bike there, wheels with no petals,
but you're running out scooting along on the ground with a.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Little plastic things on the wheels with a bluey helmet on.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
As that was having here you little baby bye.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
But you're the one that nearly punished a woman in
the face yesterday. Board.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
I have to drop you off a daycare, little baby boy,
because the cost of living means I have to go
back to work. You I'm ye, you're not yet old
enough for me to get my thirty three hours thirty
three hours from the government at the local chopets, your
little baby, but child support doesn't even begin to cover it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
He need to start paying his way more for you anyway,
little baby. Anyway, don't just order a cappuccino next time.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
God this woman as you have sharing a minion's me
on Facebook? Auntie? Is that what's happening? Driving a sense of.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
I have a flat white? What are you? What are
you fat? Shaving a woman walking by?

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Middle aged? You were a woman flatway?

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
We get a little cinema on time?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Is that home in here is New Zealander? Oh gosh?

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
What do you wrap a petemena around your neck? Are
you cold? You get from dealing? Just have a water
next time?

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
A thirsty? Thirsty? Humor?

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Play fled Born and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Okay, Sunday, don't forget day La savings although it's not
the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
You ever need to remember now because everything apart from
the microwave and the car which is still on the
last day late savings time and that will yeah that
that actually reset this time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
But everything now is all done right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
My car's got two separate cloths, so it is mine.
How inconsiderate the airplay on the screen and then the
clock on the actual car?

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Wow, must be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
There's a clock in the dashboard then here that tells
me at the time, and but then my stereo has
got a different time and then two different things to
adjustice and they didn't consider it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
That's really rude that the Suzuki company.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
The Suzuki chimney.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Yeah, very well, I know, but let's get excited because
we are losing an hour's sleep on Sunday, the press
is longer night. We get that extra hours. That's what's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
I'll just drop it accident, just go through.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
We're losing hours sleep, but we gain an hour of
sunlight at the end of the day, and like that
is just happy barbecue fun longer days. Yeah, it makes
so light in the mornings. Well, our friend came over
the other day and I said, how are you going, Andrew,
And he was like, good mate, got the glove sticks

(01:22:07):
out and it was his first time in shorts for
the season. And boy boy, he's right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Yeah, I've got some really pearly white toes.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Tasty.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
The feet for me, I always in winter. I don't
really do anything with the feet. I don't they don't
get a pedicure. I don't like paint my toenails. Just him.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
The dogs in the den.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
The dogs are in the den getting nice and fat,
inch long hair legs.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Yeah, the ties are just beastly. And the other day
every now and then, like if I'm going inside outside
I'll slip on me books. But the other day I
wore them out. In real human world, the dogs are
no good, And I was like, I bet I'm not
the only woman or anyone really who is now addressing

(01:22:55):
the fact that from from here on out it's going
to get warmert We've got to address the dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
There's in a period of foot neglect.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Yes, they had. And do you know what's always terrifying
is the first pedicure back, first spring pedicure.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
You go to the place and you're like professional, like,
we're going to have to chance you double for this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Yeah these Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Do you know you're celebrating how many back to back
summers thrushless three if you're including thrash. This is my
first winter. No, not a sign of athletes foot. You know,
I were a heavy sock every winter because I wear
a heavy boat and a thicked sock reno sock. No,
I've just gone for a lighter sock. You wear a
synthetic song and that is asking this winter, I haven't

(01:23:36):
had a sign of it. And it's because I've got
a heavier boot and a light of sock. Yeah, but
it sounds to me like, yeah, you're not treating your feet.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Well, yeah, you're all dogging in the gym showers. Yeah, yeah,
that's where you're going wrong. No, because I'm still doing that.
I wear the chander. I haven't got I was trying
to celebrate.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
I'm sorry you were, and we just shed all over
you to celebrate an athletes footless winter. Yeah, that's one, which,
by the way, is thrush of the feet, the thrush for.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
The thrust rush.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Yeah, but because men bacteria, because men get it east
they they renamed it. They renamed it to make you
feel like an athlete. Yeah, so we should sell vagina.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
No, that's not athletes. I don't have the thrush.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
I have athletes vagina.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Oh you're saying that's what we should call the vaginal thrust.
Athletes badge athletes badge perfect and then will start susion
whilst not directly you know, miserable. I think that's another
KPI for the show.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Ye take it great, k v I KPI for the show.
Do you want me to retelling today's KPIs?

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Sure, one, two, three, four, Holy mo nineteen lucky eleven legs.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
That's because of the legs we're going to be we'll
be getting a j see see you later.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Actually, I don't have to stop you there. That's copyrighted
a very good friend of mine.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
She's already sued me twice.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
If you could maybe get her to drop her lintigious action,
that would be great. Tell her I'll review her five stars.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Yeah, if she does the same for this problem. Yeah,
and then she tells all her friends and if you're listening,
maybe give it five stars as well.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
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