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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, the Fleshborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's Taylor Tuesday, and this is zm's flesh Morn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
That's us Hello, yes, us, I'm the Haley b that's
worn over there, and that's Flitch about to say.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning, good morning, good morning, Taylor Tuesday. So from now,
every time you hear a Taylor Swift song, you need
to be the first caller through Oh wait, one hundred
dollars at M. You go in the drawer to get
to the last show on the Eras tour in Vancouver.
Flights are thanks to United Airlines. So be listening a

(00:44):
lot of songs on our show this morning alone.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yeah I know, and then we pass it over. We've
got no.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Control, Sprinklin.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Then Georgia, Brian Clint Brooklyn Nights.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's your chance today, the second Taylor Tuesday of four.
Excited man, I can't wait to make that call. We
are we going to call the ones We were like, yeah,
we're bit surely us we'll demand it. Surely we'll call
them out. I'm excited because they are going to lose
their mind. People are going crazy for this.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
They're actually going crag cray.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
We'll give you the first Taylor Swift song sometime before seven.
Little clue, Little clue.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
People's got everyone's got no shoes on today, got boots here?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
You were like, people are like, oh, they'm so muddy.
I took them outside to banging them off. They weren't
even they had like, well know, blades of grass and
a little bit of just quite yesterday. You left a
lot of mok on to know where that.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Mud work boots in all were workboats to work on.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
You're the reason people aren't. You are the reason sign
people have signs up at like cafes and no muddy
but no muddy boots at the dome. Yeah, I'm sorry,
top six on the way, you're not here at all.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
I don't need your apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Thirty nine thousand dollars in three months, that's what one
MP spent on travel. They get to claim back their travel,
but thirty nine thousand and three months, that's ridiculous, Lord
honor than has been taken. Yeah, although you know, like
regional flights a pretty expense, so that's probably like sex flights.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
There was a picture of them in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Ah, okay, well I'm got the top six ways to
spend thirty nine thousand dollars on flights in three months. Yeah. Nice.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
I'd love to make it a nice. I'd love to
have a go at it top sex on the way. Next,
well you know me, it's Hailey sprow scandal Cow. Oh
have you found some scandals? I've got a scandal on
my hands here a cookie scandal. Oh okay, I know
my favorite kind of.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Scandal play z in ins Fleashbourne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Hot little cookie scandal on my hands here from Haley
sprowl scandal Cow. And this is I've never heard of
this company, but apparently a huge on the intranet. Okay,
which is the internal or just the working system. Yeah,
there's a cult us bakery called Crumble. Now I'm the
way they've made Crumble cool, guys, is they've dropped the e.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's always a vow. It's always a vow that gets dropped,
you grinder. Yeah, as soon as they put in crumb
into Google, it was coies.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
So Crumble cookies are known for being the big, massive
fat cookies, you know, with like crazy flavors and they're
like a sensation they've got lines out the door for
these things, and they're like they've you know, got a
few chains around America.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm gonna be honest, not what I expected when I'm
on the website. I expected like kind of like a
like a bakery kind of cookie. They do just look
like massive size, mass produced, mass produced cookies.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Cookies are very America, whereas.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You know, like mustache on social media is yeah, good,
a bit of Creanberle cookie, right, And they build the
cookie up and then they fill it with cream, really
and then they torched the top of it.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
I don't even know what to do with that information.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I immediately just assumed digital diabetes.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yet the Beat Us got you through the screen.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
So hes of August twenty twenty four, there were a
thousand stores across the US.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, and they're hugely popular, right but obviously, and I
think they've just branched into Canada. So Canada US this
Crumble Cookies viral sensation well done. So Sydney residents were
excited when they had a pop up pop up in Sydney,
Okay selling these Crumble cult cookies and.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
They had lines, like huge lines.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Snaking around the block for these cookies. That were being
sold for seventeen dollars fifty a cookie.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Who that is insane.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
There's a lot of money even for a big cookie. Yeah,
just go to missus Higgins.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
And again like a cookie that doesn't look like that's great?
Like they don't the photo something like that great?

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I think like mustache, Yeah, looks better anyway, So many
places around us on Yeah, there's lots of like bougie
high end cookie places.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Anyway, so seventeen dollars fifty a cookie, they have this
pop up, all these people go, they flock their North
Bond I babe.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Like so it's really like, you're exciting.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
And then it was revealed by Crumble that they didn't
endorse us. It's not an official Crumble popper. So then
everyone all these people talk to social media being like,
how did I pay seventeen dollars fifty for for the
stupid cookie that's not in from Crumble?

Speaker 5 (05:33):
And then everyone was like it's a dupe. It's a dupe.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
They're just making cookies and they're trying to say that
they're Crumble cookies and I've paid seventeen dollars fifty for
somebody's like home.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Baking, which they probably just went to the supermarket for right. Yeah,
even worse. I think even worse.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
They actually the people who did that were like, no,
it's not we never really see we were officially endorsed
by Crumble And what they had done is they had
had a trip over in America. They'd bought a bunch
of cookies, packaged them, brought them home and they were
like three weeks old, and then they started this pop

(06:07):
up to like like help fans get a little taste.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
That many cookies back.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
You couldn't into Australia because it is like, I mean,
it's a processed food. So but if you do not
with a suitcase of cookies, surely their dogs are you
going to be like iron yeah or you what you
just declare them and they're like, weird, we did got.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
A suitcase of cookies, but okay.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
They also made an Instagram handle called crumble Oz, which eventually,
now that this has all been revealed, has been like
yeah canned. Like this was like do you remember an
Australia as well? That guy made the fake ramen.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
You know instant ramaa yeah, and he was just using
instant ramen and people are like, oh my god, this
is that was a social experiment on how people buy
into fans the same thing, Like people are seeing these
cookies on TikTok, right and losing their mind. Yeah, they just.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Another cat.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Do you know?

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Dollar a dollar? Yeah, if we're talking cookies, dollar a dollar.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
You can't go past PAMs finest, decindent dark chocolate chunk cookies.
My god, I know them.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
They're so good in the black and white box. Dude
chocolate chip cookie.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, just got them because they're the cheapest ones PAMs,
but they slap weird that she'll get the cheapest cookies
but not the cheapest like she'll get in anan bang
bordering bang.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Ah. Right, you can't compound everything else.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
But I would rather spend money on decadent cookies and
never have a.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yeah that's amount.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Of money for a for a hoodie that comes looking worn.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yeah, that's stupid money. Wait, I'm saying you would rather
go dicadent cookie over a mean bang.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I love a cookie. I love a cookie over a cake.
I love a cookie over a slice. Oh god, that
I'm not even sure where I stand on the right
the cookie, Like how good it good?

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Cookie?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
And so and advidently you found a great cookie cheap
like just they are called dictent, and I said, we'll
see about that, PAMs. Pam was not lying and.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
They were just throwing that out, will you now, no, no, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
They've used the word decadent exactly. Has I should use
the word dicatent? And what about such a good cook?
Like a little ten seconds in the macrow are they?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Oh, you've got it?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
What are you doing? You're unlocking? You'll never go back
if you do that. I'm actually I haven't never I
haven't microwave. Okay, well you should maybe you should try.
I mean, because I know I'm wondering what, well, then
what we might go from decadent to like super dick,
But then what everything will be in comparison. I worry
about finding the perfect anything, because then nothing will ever compared.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
I think that's too You never want to have the
absolute best, you know, already belonging.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Yeah, everything in life should be eight to nine. Yeah,
it's like, you know, if the option to sleep with
the world's honest woman presented itself, I take it.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
I'm married. Emily Radakowski's there being like I don't, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, you're you're the female equivalent of microwaving a pans
dick and I I simply can't.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
I don't know if I can. After that play it
ms sledge Born and Hailey blah.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
This is the top six.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Damn that word to us here talking about cookies.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Well, do you know what I hate is when we
talk about food and then you realize it's not here, or.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
That you realize it's eighteen minutes past six and you're
talking about cookies. Yeah, well delicious.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
What time does that supermarket down the road open? That's
what I'm thinking. Yeah, no, quick run.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
If I was an MP, I'd spend thirty nine thousand
dollars on cookies because I love them. Yeah, cookies and treats.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
I love when these lists come out.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
There's it blows my mind that it's almost like this
is a surprise to MPs every time they yeah the
public their costs are publicly printed. Yeah, Sapatsi Mali co
leader Dibbie Nadia Packer.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
I love her. She's good fun, she's good humor.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, she spent more than thirty nine thousand dollars on
flights three months. Anna's refusing Anna's refusing to say, why.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Is it the first class.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
April between April and June April May June geszu She
because you know, sometimes the MP's that live like in
the bottom of the I don't know, on the West
coast or the bottom of nowhere, have to spend a
lot on flights because the more expensive.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
She is she does live.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
She left I thought up north right. You're saying, will
those flights are be at a premium? Yeah, might have
to slant, you know, last minute bookings.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Oh yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
But she did go to Hawaii for some kind of
four or some kind of thing. Yeah. But even then,
how oh no, so she's she's a naked girl.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
All right, Yeah, I've got are you okay?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
You got cookies? Stuck? No, stuck halfway? You need to
come over and I.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Need to quick with my father. Oh geezet, cookies checked
the glove box. Uh No.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
She spent one thousand dollars on fly its, refuses to
say why I have.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
To tell you, Yeah, it's actually damn war, and that
it is because you're an MP and this is taxpayer money.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
This is money. She posted from Hawaii on World Ocean
Day up for a surf before our next copupper reflecting
on World Ocean Day.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
But she was first.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
The second highest spender was Willie Jackson Labor and he
went to He represented New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
At is it Oxford debates.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh okay, so he had a right, he had a
big long haul yeah UK flight. So but she's just
like Nick, so like wow, okay. Well here's how I
would spend thirty nine thousand dollars on flights and three months.
Number six. Tell your partner it's a work trip, but

(12:19):
it's not a work trip, an upgrade to business.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Yeah, you work things on Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, I'm going set, you go, Set, you go set
set lovely restaurants.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Where I'm going. Yeah, and then you're going on a weekend.
So the price is a bit bit more.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
But it's just life.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
This work. Oh bloody work, bloody work. Wish I could
be I'm going on, but wish I could be home.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
It's worked. I do want me to do, say no,
lose my job. And the only seat is left of
business because you know what, did you got another day?
I could try Friday, and I could try for the.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
No planes, I don't fly there, ones will shut yeah,
because it's got to be there's got to be sety well.
Number five on the list of the top six wais
to spend thirty nine thousand dollars and three months on flights.
I get one of those cheap flights with no extras
and then just pay for all the extras when you get.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
To the airport. They're much more expensive. No, yeah, I
get you.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Probably how you get thirty nine thousand dollars on flights
and three months?

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Yeah, No, I don't need anything.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't need a bag, I don't need foot I
don't even need a seat. I'll just crouch. I just
need three bags and the three bags and two six we.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Actually do you know what? Week?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
She have it pretty good in New Zealand, considering like
Europe and America like it sometimes Europe and America the
bag is like another double the year for.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yeah, hows are alright? Eh? Yeah, I'm the planet. No,
that's why people have like eighteen cages and carry on. Yeah,
they're wearing nine jackets.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
And ram it in remedant.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Number four on.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
The list of the top six wats, it'spend thirty nine
thousand dollars and three months on flights higher a plane
and just fly yourself around year for thirty nine thousand.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
You may get the number up.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Did you see in the South Island? This is just
talking about flying yourself. Did you see that helicopter hit
the powerlights? No, It's one of my recurring nightmares is
that I'm forced to fly a helicopter and a flight
straight into plane into power lines. It's one they have
those big plastic things on the bubbles on the power line.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
I don't know how it happened. Oh god, the helicopter.
What happened to your reincurring dream about the elevator?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
That and the flying a helicopter and heading Okay, well,
like being in a plane and I'm flying for some
reason and I'm in the clouds and I'm like, surely
the plane's gonna take care of that. And I come
out of the clouds and bang strange a cliff.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
That sucks.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, I'm not scared of flying, and I love being
in a helicopter. But one of my redcurring nightmies, it's
almost like in the dream, I'm like, I'm gonna have shit,
I'm gonna have power lines.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Yep, that's just that's just gonna happen. It's going too well.
It's a power line.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah. Number three on the list of the top six
ways to spend thirty nine thousand dollars and three months
on flights. Every time you fly by the whole row,
you can stretch out. Yeah. Yeah, you're kind of like
economy business class. Yeah, make your own business lass back there,
whole row. Number two on the last of the top
six ways to spend thirty nine thousand dollars and three
months on flights. Offer to fill up the plane if

(15:11):
they stop at the.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Gas station, but I'll chuck, I'll top it up, heap
it and chipping for gas.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah yeah. And they pull into wherever planes will be
a massive forecourt and then you probably park on the
wrong side of the pump, so you have to back
the plane out and go to get that little one
over that little tug to push out back.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Onto the other side and can move you around. The
sign says hoses long enough to reach each side. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Going to go under the planet. It's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And number one of the less of the top six
ways to spend thirty nine thousand dollars and three months
on flights. Smoke on board right pay the fine, just
light up a dry Yeah, no, that's not encouraged. Yeah,
unless we see receipts. Yeah, that's maybe how you're doing it,
just having a smoke.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Maybe getting I'm disgruntled as well, and getting sort.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Of yeah, carried away.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Another flight absolutely could do that is today, stop.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Sir, play Fletchforn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
There is an avid Friends fan who has gone to
great lengths to work out the average sexual partners that
each character on Friends of the Sex have had over
the ten years, all the ten seasons. The way they
did it was like confirmed sleeping with as in they

(16:34):
hard like mentioned that they slept with them, or you know,
it's like alluded to that's one point and then half
a point if they just dated them and we assume
that they slept together. They made an Excel spreadsheet. They
made a graph of how the numbers went up over

(16:55):
the ten seasons. Now that green line which is skyrocketing,
Now that's Joey, I.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Been my back, like he was kind of the player
on the show.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
And then we've got some flatliners over season six to ten.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
That's the ones that sort of got all loved up
and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah, it's so good, and then they're on the thread.
They name them all like they had gone through every
single episode and named them even so Chandler, for example,
who has well start at the bottom, Chandler has Chandler's
got the least with ten point five sexual partners over
the ten ze point five if he was dating someone

(17:32):
but it was not confirmed, it was alluded that slipped together,
but maybe not. And then they name them all so
it's like Janice, Aurora, Nina Bookbinder, and then it's girl
who thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia, Like
they've gone through and like broken down the names, and
of course the last one being Monica and then okay,
the next person. The next step up in sexual partners

(17:53):
is Ross fourteen sexual partners over the ten seasons, Carol
being the first confirmed Rachel in there in the third
and then lady.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Who cleaned his dorm in college.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Ross mentions it himself Whitney Hums Wally P's ex wife
hurt Ross's back a little bit, like they've broken it
down completely.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Man, people have too much time. I like, who has
the time to do this? You?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I know I I don't have the time to do I.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Don't have the time to do this. Okay, So Chandler's
got the least.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Then Ross next with the next amount, Monica with fourteen
point five sexual partners, Paul the Wine Guy, Kevin Millmore,
Paul Table Guy, Fun, Bobby and Chandler.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Not being the last.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Who is Stewart.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Seasons seven to eleven, her cousin's now husband. I don't
know right, Michae's fourteen point five, Rachel fifteen point five.
We've got guy whose cat didn't like Rachel. We've got
Stevie Fisher's dad. Ross is in there, of course.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I love the Stuart was Monica's ex boyfriend, but they
only talked about it after she was wishing. Oh yeah,
So they're doing it in order of when it's mentioned.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Fifteen point five, okay, then with the next is Phoebe
thirty two point five sexual partners. There's Carl, There's Jason Hurley,
There's Milwaukee Guy. There's David the Science Guy, Puppet Guy,
nicoloulu Nkawa. She would kept a dinner receipt for that
guy who dumped it because she fell asleep during spinal tap.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I love the.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Names that your friends give. I know the people you
help up.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
With the flatmate of that guy you saw and you're like, oh, yeah,
that's right, let's not talk about him. Pablo Diaz, Guyana
Van Jethro Tull, the musician who plays the flute, yep.
Apparently phoebe seat with him, and of course with the
most sexual partners with a number of fifty one point
five over the ten seasons, as Joey, we've got Lorraine, Melanie,

(19:55):
Lourie ericasume and then on that it says, we assume
the handler led to something else, right, okay. Stripper any Esposito,
any Esposito's sister, Catherine Donna Ginger, stripper girl with whom
Joey had six a couple of days ago. Woman who's
really good in bed, woman who's really good in bed's roommate.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's so fun. Wow, And putting all of that down
the fun.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
With this spreadsheet and graphs and everything. So shout out
to Joey, well done on your fifty one point five
sexual partners.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Play play funny, silly silly.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
Silly.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Little silly. Today's silly little pole.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
This is waiting for this message Mike, take a while.
I've never seen that or messenger before. That's weird.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Research out of America has found that a lot of
young adults are not looking for a relationship, so they
say they have more important priorities enjoyment of being single.
Of the top reasons are core to say that they
are looking for a committed romantic relationship. The resay they
just want cansual dates and live life year, live life,

(21:26):
love more than love more than sixty percent. In America,
more than sixty percent of young men are single. That's
nearly twice the rate of unattached young women.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
That's not good. Got a lot of lesbians on her
hands here, or a lot of noticed fact that, or
there are a lot of lesbians.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yes, yeah, or we are Would you be happy of
being single? Full life? Thirty one percent of people said yes,
And you know what that means, sixty nine percent?

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Nice? Nay nice.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
You know when I saw the results last night, it
was at six nine, and I was like, I hope
it stays at which because it'd be nice.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
So some feedback, some feedback on it. Moway girl, Yeah,
that's all we know. We just know she loves them
away in moderation obviously born. Oh it she I assume
she's voted yes she would be happy to be single,
because she said, because I chose the wrong person, I
don't seem to be able to choose the right person.
Oh okay, so she'd rather be single, Okay, and then

(22:29):
then continue this merrit to the malway wrong people married
to the moway wan Finn said, yes, I'm happy to
be single for the rest of my life.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
I've got enough cats to keep me company. He's a
cat lady.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Love it is, Sen says it's nice to share things
with someone. Single is fine and absolutely doable. But the
longer it goes, the more likely you are to be
a little bit lonely. Yeah, unless you don't like sharing.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah, yeah, you're greedy. People just annoy you.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah can be annoying. Surely all the
single people voted, knowing all the married people voted yes
on this, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Okay, we can't break it down by those stats.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Unfortunate because a lot of married people get divorced, so
perhaps not everybody.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
I actually said.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
There'd be quite a few married people that'll be like, yes,
actually been single would be nice?

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yep, I would be happy to be singles.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
I don't want kids and I'm really independent, so I
don't really feel like I need a partner. I wouldn't
say no if it happened and it felt right. But
I'm definitely not going out searching. I'm not on the
dating apps, etcetera, etcetera. I like caddles too much, Phoebe.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Caddles are nice. You can get cuddles for higher.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Though, because Flitch gets lots of kettles. Covers me up
this morning. But again, I know that he's using me
because he's cold.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
He's cold and he wants to be feared. Yeah, those
are the only thing like I know deep down he's
using me. But it's still nice.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
I like that feeling, just being used and abused.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
That's the chairs in the corner of the hotel.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Well at school holidays at the moment, day two today,
Good luck to all involved.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
How's it going for you?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
But your it was good. Actually, yesterday the girls just
spent most of the day making candles.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
I saw they're excited for the new scenes.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, not just bond. By the way, there's a year,
there's a there's a sandal wood and something one that's
they've got to be careful taking on a coyer. Don't
want a coyer coming for the candle. The candle Marfia, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Wake up with a horse hid in your bed.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I'm trying to think of the candle equivalent, but then
I just decided to go with the classic Yeah, Godfather,
horse hit in the bed situation.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
That's the kind of thing I think I could see
August cutting off of horses head and putting in your bed.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Jesus, Okay, I don't think she'd have the strength, she
would have the stomach to go through with it. Yeah, No, inact,
I don't know she could. But said I saw lots
of kids with their grandparents. Oh yep. Yeah, Like I
went to my to ten, as I said before, and
there was just so many grandparents there with their kids.

(25:09):
I guess the grandparents are just like, let's get out.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Of the house.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, babysitting. Yeah, having a great day out for a
grandparent and me. It's just going to mind a ten
and wandering around for a bit, get a sausage.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Would you look at that?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
But families are not shy about saying and it's been
like the news was at the airport because of some
new routes opening up instead of talking to families and
they were like, yeah, we just got our kids at
a school early to go on holidays because if we
wait for school, I was going to cost it to money. Yeah.
This on the same week that it's been announced that

(25:44):
David Simour has said parents who allowed their children to
take more than fifteen days off on a single term
could possibly face prosecution by the Ministry.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Of Education during sixth form and seventh form.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
When I was sixteen seventeen, I was marching and doing
the TED I used to take six weeks off school.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Well, your parents would be prosecuted, Jesus, and your parents
are playing for private school.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
If I was for private school, my kids would be
there every day, hook or cross.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
I think that they were like, you're off doing something
kind of extraordinary.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yeah, and why not?

Speaker 4 (26:15):
And then I would do I would sit internal exams
early and I'd get done early, and then I'd come back.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
It was fine, and you're doing a sport well, sport
and quote quotation marks.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yeah, they refused to give me a sports band marching
sport ish, Yeah, sportish, Jason if.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
You're taking your kids traveling. That's great experience. Yes, totally.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I mean, I know it's a holiday. But like while
all the airlines when they you know, when you see
AirFest specials and then you read the like the paragraph
of the blackout dates, the blackout dates are always school holidays.
Total teachers like that want holidays during school holidays. Families
like they know it's so much more expensive and that
it ended up not going. Well, that was the thing,

(26:55):
that's what they did. Kind of the maths on it.
One woman going to tongue said she would pay five
hundred dollars more if she'd waited till school holiday started.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Another family said their kids were stepping out on two
days of school. Two thousand dollars an airline in airfare saved. Yep.
Someone said, we're leaving early and also coming back a
day after school starts, so we've saved fourteen hundred dollars
by just pushing it.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Out a couple of days each way. Oh good stuff. Yeah, crazy,
it's thank you a couple of sick days. David semur
will never know, never know.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Clay z ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Here usually if this was a segment. You'd throw it
to some nifty jingle, some sort of nifty little song
or intro, but she hasn't earned it air, so we're
just going raw Shannon's hacks. Shannon, Yes, now, I really
want to give you this intro, but we said you
won't get it until you get five stars?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
Yeah, is today the day.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I think it could be?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I think I'm going to say times running out time.
You have given us times to so many terrible hacks,
and I will say that.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Just willy nilly, everyone's chucked in a couple of five
stars as of lay.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Yeah, what was your fine stack hack the other day?
The tortilla one?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, that was revitalizing a stale tortilla, which apparently someone's
been in touch.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
You can do it with sour dough as well.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
That's mad, yeah, which was you run it under the water, right,
and then you fry it for stale. You knew how
they go rubbery in a bit like hard, run under
the tap and then fry in a pan, and it
revitalizes that.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Good hack, saving money, saving food.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Wastage thematically, Shannon, where is this hack sitting?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
So today it's to help you with an awkward.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Situation Okay, I hate I hate you awkward and this.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Could help you Hailey specifically.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Oh, okay, is it going to help us with this
very situation we're in right now?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
When this is like a two out of five, hang on, give.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Her a chance.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
This could be a five. And I me specifically, I'm interested.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
So there's nothing more awkward than when you're home alone
and a trade shows up and you're just kind of
coexisting with a stranger.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Why this actually happened to me the other way, I
had a plumber at my house, a plumber. Why.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Yeah, when it is a bit awkward, especially the two
of you.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Because you don't want to look especially for us who
work early. You don't want to look lazy by just
sitting there like watching.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
TV closed you go about your stuff.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah, you kind of just want to like act busy,
but not too busy. And so I've got a hack
for you.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
If you look up on YouTube fake zoom meeting, hundreds
of videos pop up and they're all about forty five
minutes long, and they've got different themes. There's people who
work in marketing, there's corporate meetings, and you just say
to the trader, you'll be like, hey, I'm sorry, I'm
actually I've just muted with myself. I've got to be
in a zoom meeting.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
But you do what you got to do.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Head to your room, chuck that on full What if
you're going to your room? Yes, why do you need
to be on a zoom? You can just be in
your room. But it's awkward because I would not want
to be say I've got a zoom meeting, I'll be
in my room and then you can just go in
and watch anything. That's literally what I said to the
plumber the other day as I was doing work and

(30:09):
on my computer, like I didn't have to protect.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
So awkward, Like if they could, you know, at least.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
You just made that full screen.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, and you just here to the and then you
could put the head phones and watch something. It just
kind of feels that awkward state of like we're both here,
there's one wall between us.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
I want to watch neck flirt.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
This might kind of be good if you were trying
to get out of talking to an annoying flatmate.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Can we hear the sound?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, I've just got to jump on the Is that
the cord the auxiliary cord? That one got you and
we really don't need, is that it?

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Yeah, the art and and our culture for a long time.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
I remember the first time I saw.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Lizzo just this is the first one I clicked. If
we go New ZealandI.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, I was going to say, because that's mean.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
I found a district council from you feeling.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
But why would.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
You be on a district council?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Zoom?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
The plumber doesn't know my business. Actually, the plumber doesn't
mean that's right. The plumber can believe that I'm in
the district council. Can you put me back up? I've
got finance and corporate committee.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
To start with. The apologies, and I guess we have Hazel.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Everyone else seems to hear. Guys, everyone Andrew, just just
before you get just before you do that on I
had to leave the meeting at one thirty to attend
a future proof meeting, So sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
You can pick.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
There's hundreds of videos, but yeah, it just fills that
awkward state of having one wall between you.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
You do like this?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Okay, do you know what? I actually like this? Actually
I like this act?

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeh three of the five it's a three for me.
It's a three.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
It's a three for me.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Is actually three doesn't believe in it because he thinks,
what you don't need it, but it does sort of
fill an awkwardness.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, because if they come in and interrupt you as well.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
I've had that one.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I was in my room and they're like, can we chat?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Like a great way of like getting out of talking
to your workmates as well.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
They're not just you something to do. They need to
ask you about something, but you know you're the plumber.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
You don't know three out of five Shannon.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I also feel like this could be good for like
safety if you're like in an uber or something.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
A guy is not going to be a creepy uber
driver and like ask you weird questions.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
If you're.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
At the American accents though, because different times.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Sorry, I'd love to chat, but jump on the Okay,
what are you getting out?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
She's done?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Well, that's really good. It's not quite a five, but
it's a three.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
I'll take it over.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
The chicken with a phone strap to its head was it.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Was your worst one ever? Now?

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Look, I don't have to tell you guys. When it
comes to make up. You know the rule, right, You
either go eyes or you go lips.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
I had no idea, you know this. I had no
idea about that rule.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
No, you're not going to do a bold black, smoky
eye and a bold lip.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
You know this. I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I didn't know that. Yes you do.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
I don't have to tell you guys. If you're going
for a nice deep red, bold, bright lip, you're gonna
pull back on the eyes, aren't you? Maybe just go
a soft brown?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I had no idea about these. I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
I always look like a that's like a book, like
eyes and lips, got tits and legs. You gotta go one, no,
I go baby.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Well, it's the same theory with makeup in general. This
is always what we've known.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
If you're going to go hitty, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy
on the eyes, like big black, smoky eyes and all this, yeah,
you'd pull back and go more for a nude, neutral lip, right.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
In general, that's Parle who teaches you these things.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
A world World Society shot now, Paris who taught you before?

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Like social media videos?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
I don't know, because my introduction to makeup was being
a goth, heavy hard and then emo. You had lots
of make up on and then what I realize is
that I actually am extraordinarily stunningly beautiful without all that.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
So I actually pulled back quite. I wasn't laughing.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I was agreed. That was me agreeing.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
You were laughing one of those typical.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Sounded bit like that, that's sorry that I'm actually have
a little stuffy at the moment. Season it's allergy seasons.
I was just a little Yeah, bloody pine trees in
central Sorry, I won't get offended. Then.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, there's a new makeup trend that sort
of follows this rule, but it goes even harder and
it's bold lips. So let's say we're gonna go like
blood red, like dark deep blood red lip, nothing on
the eye, and I'm talking not a drop, not a.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Most examples, Uh, this is don't show me beautiful people
doing it like beautiful. This is this is bullshit then,
because they can do whatever they want. Take a crap once.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Yeah, well I wouldn't go that far.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
This is Mike and Under I was like, yeah, sure
for you. This is the one of the women. Her
name is Veronica Wrning No, not corning Stone. Okay, she
does it and she has extraordinarily she's pretty net, she's
got bright blue eyes, really beautiful.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
What she's doing she's doing because I can see the
lipstick there. She's gone for Really, she's got nothing on
the eye, not even a musca.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
But she's got amazing eyes. She does Irish.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
That's not Irish woman, you know what she does with
the little Irish. But she so she does like foundation
and everything, but just nothing on the eye whatsoever. And
he's done the reason of the face, I know. But
if she's done the reason of the face, there's no
misca and nothing nothing, or she's done a curl, that's it,
and then she's going to do a bold lerp. No miscar.
I said she did nothing. She's been at this for hours.

(36:03):
I mean nothing on the eye, because usually if you've
got to pourrown the eye, you'd still do a nude,
light brown and a MUSCAA is that she looks like?
Is that it's the eighties.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
But when I don't wear anything on the eyes, I've
only got miscar on today, nothing else, because I was
just as I mentioned earlier, was just displaying the natural.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Beauty of what I possessed since I was born.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
But if I don't wear a miscar I look, I
look like I've been crying, or I look like a
tired or upset, or just like a rinsed little.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Rat, like a tael toiled rat.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
You but I think if you didn't wear a skar tomorrow,
we would we wouldn't think, No, you wouldn't wouldn't know
because you just see me as one.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Of the lads.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
You guys, as one of the.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Lads.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Flip and fact instead of laugh out lad, it should
be flitch for and hailey. But this is apparently a tree.
Lots of people are doing it.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
It's from you.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
It is hard not play Zim's flesh porn.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Hay read about a New Zealand native species that's nowhere
else in the world apart from here.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
I get a little excited, do you.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, I get a real like a little bit of
a prime feeling.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah, kind of like a you don't have one of these?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
It's not a yeah right, that's neat, Yeah, that's sort
of neat. The to a tata is the one we
briefly want to touch.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
You see what that is? That a dinosaur?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yes, career, it's the last we've got a dinosaur exactly.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
How great that it's extinct? They're extinct, extinct all over
the world.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
It's the sole survivor of the ancient reptile order Spindosa. Here,
I think, yeah, okay, which, yeah, we walked to the
Earth with the dinosaurs two hundred and twenty five million
years ago.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
We've got one. There's so little I mentioned how many
got stomped by big dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
They're like that burger. They're like, not that burg.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
They're not like Iguana's. No.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
This one said that.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
This guy Henry that we want to talk about now,
one hundred and thirty year older to a Tata with
two girlfriends.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Mummy, mate. They reckon at the age of thirty five.
It was half a meter long. Shoot, it's a big
I thought, yeah, Rose pictured them. It's like a little
we no longer than thirty centimd a ruler.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, but my dude, my dude down there, Henry, one
hundred and thirty years old, is estemate one hundred and
thirty to one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
So we were talking about that. It's like one hundred
and thirty two girlfriends. I know, you think you'd be
a bit tired. To me, I think, manage there.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
They do. They live for a you know, they're not human, yeah, aged,
oh right, I'm just saying he's one of those like
you know those grandparents in the wrist homes that have
wearing through the ryman.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Tearing through a ryman. Yeah, you know all the girl.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Friends in this big post set six times Frandad's down there.
He's got the nicest daily. So all the old girls
are coming around for a pervid.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
As Daily is and he's you.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
That's when Shannon was a tuba. Now that's a very
specific gardening joke. It's good for the daily people who
know about day the tuba. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
So we were talking about this horny tatara and that's
said because we callt him a grandpa. Were like, yeah,
not there for an old dudes hearing through the rhyman.
And you see this happen with your grandparents.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah, both of I've had six grandmothers of my life,
so both grandfather three times over, and they remarried.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Your grandfather's had three wives.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah, so how late in life did they were they
in a home? Yeah? So one of them.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
And it went back and forth a few times. As
he was getting ready to pass, he kept saying like,
oh flip flopping.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
There was a bit of drama.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Someone got uninvited from the funeral over breaker.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Oh my god, Heartbreaker.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
It was intense.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah, a bit of a stud Yeah yeah, he was
a yeah nice last ns.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
He was a poet and there was like some poets.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
So that's how he.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Got a Shakespeare That's how he got them bart Yeah
with the words.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, wow, boys heard about all the women both my
grandparents got with Mike.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
One of my dear friends runs a not a retirement village,
like a home, a wrist home. Okay, runs a wrist home,
and she's like, oh my god, the antacks.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
They're up to it, like they maybe hit into poundtown
all the time. Yeah, these play a little grandparents. Yeah,
you're you know, you're not working, You're not going to
get pregnant.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Nah, you're you're on a cushy number from the government
getting a little cash money.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yeah, home.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Grandkids are maybe coming to visit, but they'll let you know.
They're not just going to drop by gin Z's and
millennials we just do not turn up.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Well.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
I I love these stories. I think we need to
take some calls on how do we word this? You
do you have like a player. Grandparent? Yes, is your
grandparent a player?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Is your grandparent a player?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Because maybe they're not in a home, but they're out.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
They just got like grandparents, like my grandparents were, even
like post World War, the game has changed to grandparents
you think of, like, your mom's a grandparent, Yes she is, yours, isn't, Hailey,
despite her constant wishes to be. Yeah, I'm willing to
loan her my children if they cut me down on

(41:14):
a bit of that sprow money. Yeah, you want the
Italian villa, Italian.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Village, the apartment, not the villain. But it's changed.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
They're not like the stuff old grandparents, you know, the
sort of movies and TV shows growing up.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Yeah, grandparents.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
By the time we retired, they'll be like gay and
lesbian retirement villages. They probably already are.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
It'll be absolutely wild day.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Oh my god, the games, the gays. Imagine all of
our friends in the gaggle in a retirement village. That's
where reality show off on a Friday night. You bring
that barkhu the village people. Oh my god, it's writing itself.
Yeah that's what Yeah you were, Yeah, okay, we want

(42:04):
to take your calls. Oh eight hundred DALs it in
Ticks through nine six ninety six.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Do you have or know of a player grandparent.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Maybe they're the talk of the church. Maybe maybe they've
had a few boyfriends or girlfriends. Got a hot pop
at the home? A hot pop. Firstly, we got onto
this because there's a old to a Tata. Yeah, worth
to your friends. Somebody messaged in saying, I know you're
talking about like Horner grandparents. But when we were kids,
we went to that enclosure and you got used to
be able to hold that to a Tata.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
And he was huge, really, and now it's always got
two girlfriends. He's a big boys, a big boy. And
now there's no touching, no touching, No, no, we can't
be touching our dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Someone said, I can tell you statistically the highest infection
rate of what is the correct thing to say sexually
transmitted in fictions?

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Yeah, and you don't say dirty. No, you don't say
you clean? Are you clean?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Clean?

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Are you clean?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
You don't say that it lies that you're dirty. You know.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
That you're educating yourself. I think it's really good. As
a man who will never date again, even if I
am even for single, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Ship again, were never seeing property. Ye, well I'll go bush,
I'll find that guy that's missing with his kids and
be like cool, I'll just stay with you. Guys.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
You got to going on the highest SDI and fiction
rats in the with the elderly, is it?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah? Just yolo, you know, yeah, yol low. After my
granddad passed my nana, who was in the early stages
of dementia. Her main concern was that men would find
out granddad was passed she would single and follow her around.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Wolf was sling that. They used to, Oh we see,
it's good you keep doing that.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
My mother just got married a year ago for the
sixth time. Oh wow, Now have you started dating someone
and that she's eighty. By the way, if you started
dating someone in their seventies and they said that, I've
been married five times previous, if all the partners have died,
I'd say, statistically, she's murdered at least one.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Yeah, for sure, she's been through five marriages.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I'm not I'm not marrying it.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
She must be terrible to be married.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Yes, yeah, you'd be like, who thought if the others
keep dying? The stairs were up to it in the
corner of the rug for sure, he's getting some sweet inheritance.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
She's wearing them that year. Now she's got a bit
of money.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
I am back on the marriage. She's a black widow.
Yeah yeah. My granddad was notorious for flirting with the
new entrance at his wrist time. He get bored after
a few weeks, would ask him how it's going, and
he said he was waiting for some.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
More fresh meat.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Ran frand.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
My grandma had two in on the go at once
at her rest time.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
They were in separate areas of the home, so.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
They never knew about each other, and she just toddled
between oman.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
God like having a secret family in another town. But
it's just another way.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
It's one hundred meters away, so it's too far. It's
pretty much another town.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
But what if they all run into each other at dinner.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Well, the social area there's always like a bar or
a lounge get together.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
Oh my gosh, she's playing fast and loose with the
men here. I love this wild, that's what that's I
hope this, I really hope this is how I am
when I'm old, though, why not the bank?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
My mum's an age care nurse and she'd just walk
into the rooms in the morning, knock and opened the door,
and one hundred percent they just be in bed with
each other. They just spend the night and then I'm
inconsistent go next day to be the same woman in
a different.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Man's single beds most of the time, and you're thinking
of like like rest home, rest home, Like yes, it's areas,
right are they double beds and they can be whatever
you want, okay think because I was like, God, if
I'm old, ain't no way there's a man in my bed.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
No tape off you go, Charles, I'm done with you now.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Play play.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
I've been having a private grumble with Fletcher Vorn about
some of the Jim eeticut that has entered the women's
gym at my gym.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yep, it's a smaller area.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
We were just talking about this because there's a big
main area and I don't usually worked.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Out out down then I work in the smaller women's gym.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
There's less staff, there's less people, and it's fine, but
there's only one of everything.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, you know, so only come into the main gym
when there's like a rugby league, when there's hot Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
There's some hot people down there.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
When otherwise you hide away in the woman's straight away. Okay.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Yeah. And I had message you guys about there was
a big group of young here.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
It comes here, it comes younger than me.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Karen's here.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Big group of youngng women who were gathered in a
sort of flock, shall I say, around the leg press
machine one day and I was nearly done and that
was the last thing I had to do, and they would.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Just set the one. We sit down and reply and
push push your lip. I like that one because you're sitting. Yeah,
I like it to It feels easy because you sat down,
and it's the one you can stack the most weight on,
right you one.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
I've got like one hundred kgs on this thing. I
would never be able to put that on my back anywhere.
I didn't want to bring that up, but I guess
I just dropped, just tripleed them.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
You just drop drop a weight in there.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
I did. Wow, we're heading towards a pep. We're getting there.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Did you it's the Musashi protein powder? Did I what?
I dry?

Speaker 5 (47:44):
I just dry ate that, bruh. I don't have time
for a shake.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Calories in the water.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Anyway. So that this group of people were there and
it was like seven of them, yea, and one of
them and they and they were all, it's not a giggle.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
We used the word giggle. And I think a flock
group of homosexuals. I think flak a flock, a flock
of young women. And they were just one of them
was set in the machine and the rest of them
were just around and they were gossipling for fifteen minutes
and I needed miss machine and I was just to you.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Guys being like, oh, I just want to leave the gym.
I don't leave, I just want to go, but I
need to do this. So I was way more aggressive
than that.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It was.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Tried to do it. I'm filtering, filtering on the fly.
So then I was speaking of flock.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
I was sort of circling an eagle of sorts, like
trying to make my presence known that I was waiting.
And then eventually they kind of got the message because
I was like, hey, are you using that because I
need to use it.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
I got the message. That's how they got the message.
And then they fluttered away. And then the other the
other day, one of them was on a.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Video call, just sitting on another machine that I needed
to use, just have a little FaceTime and then I
was watching and I was like again about to pounce,
and then they eventually before I was going to go
and say something, got off the FaceTime right and did
four quickly extensions and left.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
I could have used it in that time.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I could have used it in that time anyway, So
that was fine, and I was like, Wow, there's really
a new era of people here. And then yesterday I
got there and there was again the flock.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Of young How are these what is this? Are they students?

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Do you think nineteen twenty years old? Right?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Young?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Beautiful and they doing group a group workout.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
No, but they were sort of come at the same
time and like hang out in gossip. But then they
do their individual things, but they just take forever because
they're talking the whole time. Their rest time is i'll
say eighty percent of their workout. And then yesterday I
noticed that one of them was using the machine, and
the League press machine, which again you can stack quite
a bit of weight on. So she stacks it up,
she does it, she does like six yeah, little Measley

(49:53):
presses and then just walks away from the machine.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
And now you know that that's bad. Jimmytica, you got
to just to.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Re wreck, re wreck your plates.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yeah, And then I just had this moment in me
that I was like, I should actually take the charge here.
I think I should go and say something. I should
be like, hey, don't you like it appears? I see
you're new around you, I've been here for a while.
Just a little bit of Jimmy to Kurt, just at
the end of your work out, you might want to
take the planes.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
You know, when we're finished talking here, you should listen
to the replay of this conversation.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
And I did.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Then imagine listening to a woman, you know, knocking on
the door of forty saying.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
It knocking, knocking on the door forty, I'm in my
early thirties.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Thank you. Oh, I know you're definitely meant to late late.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
I'm thirty five in a week fort Wow. I didn't
say it, by the way, I didn't go up to
you didn't. But do you reckon the girl? Like got
that old girl?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Old girls a bitch. Look there they're looking at me
being like, holy moly, already.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
On their Whole Girls podcast right now, because that on't
be radio nineteen twenty All Girls podcasts, like, so we're
at the GM, we're.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
The chairman, We're just having a little catchup, we're hanging out,
we're resting, and this old sagular.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Flesh.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Victoria Beckham and David Beckham's son Brooklyn got married to
Nicole Brooklyn.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Yeah, then Beckham, and there is.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Currently a discussion online that people are like, she looks
just like.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Victoria b When did they get married?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Just recently?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
All right, okay, last year, last year, And there was
all this like Victoria doesn't like her, but they and
then Victoria was like, no, I love her and they're
great friends and they hang out and stuff.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
But Victoria Beckham, it's fashion week.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
She had her show, and there was all these photos
of the whole family together and Nicole's wearing this like
Victoria Beckham shirt and Victoria bickhams obviously wearing a Victoria
Brickham shirt and they've got a pointy face.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
And everyone's like, we've got a pointy face. Were chiseled?
Oh yeah, chiseled pointing a woman with pointy faces. They
all at the same to me, yeah, but everyone was like,
oh my god, his wife looks so much like that.
This is cruise Beckham, the other Beckham.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
What I thought they were talking about. They're talking about
this is Cruise Beckham with his Brazilian girl. I've got
it totally totally wrong. Oh my god, look at me.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Almost you've got my attention.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Did you say Brazilian because a Brazilian singer songwriter.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
And everyone's like, okay, that sounds unbearable. She looks like
you're singing a songwriter the way, wait, Shakida, I'm.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
On book, Okay. When I was describe themselves as a
singer songwriter just because they're hot. Yeah, if you're a
singer songwriter, that's fine. But if you're prominent features, you're
dropped in gorgeous and you are really going to force
me to listen to your subpassinging because.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
That's where you think you're so.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
This This Brazilian girl is twenty nine, Cruise will be
twenty in February. Yeah, and everyone is like, okay, she
looks like it looks like you're dating a young version
of your mom.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
But then people also said that about the other and
the other one.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
I mean, they're just they're just the boys hot than women, Yeah,
hot than majority white women, a type that I wasn't there. Yeah,
the Beckham Boys have a type and it's it's a
Victoria Beckham essentially. Now, this may be a little yuck,
This may make people feel uncomfortable. We want to know
if you were dating someone who looks like your parents.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Or maybe it or like has similarities because you know,
you know what I mean, like, yeah, yeah, totally if
you yeah, if you're going to ye girls that like
married guys that like had similar traits to their dads.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Oh yeah, totally. My Aaron couldn't be further away from
my my lovely little father. But you know, I definitely
have never dated you on remotely.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Like, and your wife Vorn is pretty much a spitting
image of your mother. Yeah, my my white Irish Catholic mother. Yeah, Chinese,
she's definitely caught a Chinese. My mom's DNA results from
ancestry dot com and shadows if you put them the
same time. And also my mom of course nepolee niole

(54:21):
onion yeah Portuguese. Yeah. And then you also are nothing
like your wife's father, you're not. She has gentleman yeah,
so far away from her parents.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
But people do. We're all married, Yeah, far away from
our parents. Yeah, people do. Though, and you see it
and you're like, oh, you have married your father.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Are you like Aaron's mom?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Not at all?

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Nah, I mean tall, tall, and just got it together.
Yeah right, you know, yeah knows your respect does everything.
Right now, I'm describing me and her and our similarities.
But no, she is is a kind, patient, Catholic woman.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
And you're not. I am not many you're a room Okay, well,
not great examples here, but maybe maybe people have said
this to you or you just realize, you just realize
after you've met the family and you know father. Yeah. Also,
someone is calling for the title of Hailey Sprow scandal

(55:26):
cow to be cow to be temporarily revoked. Give you
mixed up for Beckham scandals? That's absolutely that is.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
The Beckhams are the building blocks of every good scandal.
But I didn't introduce this as part of my scandals.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
I'm not Hailey Sprow Scandal Cow right now, I'm just
telling the story and I got it wrong.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Well, where when you give us a call, I want
hundred dance at him? You can text through nine six
nine sex.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Are you dating someone that is exactly like your parents?
Maybe it's by looks, or maybe it's complete like personality.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Or maybe you just don't want to admit it.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Maybe you're just realizing this now and you're like, yeah,
we want to know if you are dating someone that
is exactly like your parents.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Maybe it's by.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Looks or personality type because everyone is calling a Cruise
Beckham and his new girlfriend and saying that she just
looks like Vicky b.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
She kind of does hot thin.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Yeah, that's like pretty much where it ends right like.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Brown here, I could be describing Hailey Sprouts. You know
what I mean's myriad of us around the world.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
NICKI are you dating someone that's like your dad?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Travelers?

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Yea, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
So how is he like your dad? Nikki?

Speaker 7 (56:41):
Oh well, look, my dad was the right, but the thing,
the thing that gets made one.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
When I was.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
Younger, my dad used to grind my kids, you know,
eating his foot. He used to breathe out his nose
like a dragon, chewing and nostril flair and all the noise,
and I hated it. Well guess what, yeah, Aaron does.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
The You've got an must be.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
An aeron thing?

Speaker 7 (57:12):
Aaron? Yeah, Yeah, every time I'm just like I look
up and my face is spelt and it's like what
And I'm like, well.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
You know what, I feel like, Nickky just needs a
vent welcome welcome Yeah, no, no, no, it's I thought
this for a long time.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
It's hilarious. But you know, I love him deally, love
my dad dearly. But yeah, the whole breathing eating, breathing
noise thing.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Are there any other like similarities? Do they look similar?

Speaker 7 (57:42):
Look similar?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (57:43):
I catched myself all the time. My dad died when
I was twenty sevens and it's just odd because sometimes
I just look at them and it is like I'm
looking at my dad and it's sort of yeah, clearly,
that's why I'm with them. It's kind gorgeous, but.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
They can't leave it at the Nikki, thank you for
sharing us some messages, and I'm dating my dad not now.
White Boy, Blue Wires. Lots of starts, lots of projects.
A lot of those projects go unfinished. Loves a freebie
from the side of the road, all right, A freebie

(58:29):
from the same also loves a freebie from the side
of that.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
I love a free from the side of the road.
But I get it home.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I'm told to get rid of it. Oh yeah, take
that back to where you found it. We don't need
that lying around. My dad and my husband have the
same name. Lots more woman messaging and about their partners
being like their dad. Yeah than vice versa. My partner
is exactly like my dad. They don't look a lot like,
but they're very similar personality wise. I rung to say
I was coming down to visit once and Dad said, oh,
he coming and I said, na, it's just me, and

(58:56):
Dad said, that's a bit disappointed. My wife recently died
her hair the exact same color as my mother. It
was shocking discovery when they're in the same room together
for the first time.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Yeah, I love someone just sticks in. The expectation of
men is unreal. Don't breathe while you eat, mate. I hear,
I hear that those I hear that those expectations must
be horrible. I won't lost owns, but I hear that,

(59:27):
we hear you no breathing.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
What My husband's a mash up with my dad and
my two older brothers and personalities, hobbies and looks.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
I walk walking behind my mom and my fiance one
day and I looked up. I could not tell one
from the other. That's that's when you like, yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
My god, Dixon, I'm acidically like my mother in law,
but I've got bit of boobs and she's a psychopath.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Play right now. Time for fact of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Day day day day. Do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do doo doo. It's cloud week. Yeah, hear
at a fact of the day. If you see a
net cloud today, take a photo of it and send

(01:00:26):
it to me. Grow up, tell me what you think
it looks like. It's just I was just trying to
get a bit of interaction. Yeah, with with with the listeners,
but back and forth. You want to deal with a
thousand cloud photos and go for it, that's cool. I will,
and I'll forward them on to one News and claim
all that I took all of the photos on the weather. Yeah,

(01:00:49):
he's really dominating that weather. Those weather picks. Well, today,
I want to tell you about pyro cumulus. In a cumulus,
it always says something, he's a fluffy one. Say no,
they are clouds made by fire, oh like on fires.
Probably not big enough, Okay, flammagenitus.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
That's another name flammagenitus cloud, also known as a pyrocumulus.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Yeah, pyrocumulus lamogenitus. Pyro cumulominibus is another one. Okay, So clouds,
there's a few wags. Clouds are formed. One of them
is by at Earth's level. It gets hot and heat
goes up and when it goes up, but drags moisture
with it, it gets up there turns into cloud yeap. Now,
when wildfires or volcanoes are erupting, such an intense heat

(01:01:37):
is released, it forms a rapid formation of clouds known
as pyrocumulus, and enough water vapor is available. So you
think about and you know you'll see more likely in
the tropics where it's humid. Yeah, the volcanoes erupted and
above them there's a massive storm cloud and lightning yea.
In this well, that is because that is a pyro

(01:01:59):
cumulu lomnibus, because it drags enough water vapor weather up
well that it causes a cloud really quick. Yeah, it's
got all that energy in it and then boom, she's
the thunder. And that's why you'll often see thunderstorms over
volcanoes because of the difference in temperature because of the
hyper temperature of it, just like shooting it straight straight up.

(01:02:21):
Pyro cumulus, that's cool, and that's why it's so like textured. Yeah, pyrocumulus. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because it's the heat shooting it up real quickly. And
wildfires as well. But obviously your average wildfire is happening
in a very dry, arid years. There wouldn't be moisture,
not enough moisture. But there are situations where a wildfire

(01:02:42):
can happen. And then if it was by the coast
and there was ocean, would it have the heat. Yeah,
cause because I guess the heat goes up, would.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Drag the ocean humidity over it. Hm hm huh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
I would put it so amazing. Clouds are not the
kind of clouds are going to be near enough to
see photos in any situation you have seen your photos
to because I love clouds, the love of clouds.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
This is a problem with doing a week streak.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
In fact of the day, I have these like week
long hyperfixations on things. Yeah, yesterday when I was mowing
the lawns and I was looking at the clouds and
I was like, I want to win one. You are Yeah,
what formed you how long are you going to be
around tomorrow? No, I'm not even going to tease it
because people will google it and find their own answers. Okay, okay,
and then it won't be as much.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Self filtered into it, doesn't. He's passionate about his fects
of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
So today's fact of the day are there are clouds
made by fire and extreme heat.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
And that got a cool name. It's pyro cumulus.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do doo doo.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Plays its for Haley, can tell.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Me more about you wearing fleers? Who would I would
pay excellent.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Money to see Flitch wearing fliers because to have never
wanted to check out at the bottom of the tin
on the knee, just check out on the bottom, Come on,
never done it? Have a pair of flee Do you
know what we.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Should do to force this as next year for the quiz?
Get to make it like seventies have a nice tight
and flers.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
We digress. There is a dating app now, Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Wants to know if it's got a good twist. That's
something if you're going to have a new dating app
these days, it's got to have a twist or a
mean feature. M night, shamo, I hand peak career. It's
not six since what like everybody on the app is.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Did it did all along?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
And you find out of the yep. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
So you talk to someone and at the end they're like,
oh my god, I love to meet but I died
in nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
What I've been talking to you this whole time?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I mean that would be a great to us for
a dating app.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Yeah, you'd be like, how have I been talking to
you this whole time? And they're like, babe, you're did
Is it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Something to do with AI? Because a lot of like
AI stuff is creeping in like it's doing all the
selection for you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
No, it's dating it that I've just come up with
now called hater. It's like got no e.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah, like all the good dating apps a H A
t R, A J A t R and you bond
over things you mutually hate.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Great idea, shut your mouth, sell it, that's a great idea. Yeah,
hater on your profile, you don't put any of your
good points and.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
Just things that drove you up the wall. Celery celery
and of course like racism. It's weird that salary was
about racism, and we go celery racism, homophobia, sexism, you know, poverty.
It's all those salary Salary number one, just tiny little
sachets that you can't no.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
This is called after this and the whole point of
after is to try to addream ghosting. Right, So you
go on and you match with people like your normal
Hingi Tindi bums, and then you chat and then if
after a while one of you stops responding, there.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
They'll nudge you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
The app the apple nudge you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
And then if you don't respond, in order for you
to start matching with other people, you have to give
a reason as to why you don't want to do it,
and then there's like a little drop down list of
reasons like no chemistry or erasist salary, eating, homophobe, and
then you have to put that in order to carry on.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
And it makes you more accountable for like just turning
off people. Do you get to find out why someone
ghosted you? There no artie that would be good. You
need you need to know your work on.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
I feel like she ain't funny and she's like an
ugly dog and you'd be like, oh, that's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
That's on the drop menu, that's on the No one
would say that on a dating app, but they would.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Yeah, so it's yeah, it's basically trying to like prohibit
people just going like and moving on to the next
thing and then collecting like twenty people in their inbox
at they're messaging but not messaging and ghosting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, because I think I was reading the other day
Hinge or one of the dating apps was making it
so if you weren't responding to enough people, it would
block you or kind of just put you, put you
on hold from messaging. Yeah, so that so that you
couldn't just leave a heap of matches hanging. Yeah, sense,
that's the one hate.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
That they were the you know the people get dating apps.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Yeah, okay, so after do they don't go he like
saying I was messaging someone, They won't message me and
be like, he didn't think you're attractive. They curate a
kind message and send it to me and remind me
that it isn't a representation representation of who I am
or my worth.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
It is actually just it's just not a good match.
So they do send you a little message to be like, hey,
don't just let go of that guy. That's still gonna hurt,
isn't it, especially if you thought they were really hot?
You know, oh my god, I meet my husband. But
then I guess it's better than me ghosted.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
But is it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
You know you just saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
The closest I've ever come to using a dating app
was putting my picture on Hot or Not dot com
in two thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Or not.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
That I was in the sevens now I take seven,
and that week you were in the sevens low sevens
dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Just hopping on hold on dot com. Your connection is
not private. Tell it to my boss, but advance I
take a seven. You're seven and to you man, thank
you very kindly.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
But the day I was like, it's a ship category
pornography course?

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
How Facebook started, right, like Zuckerberg being like you were
ranking like the students, Yeah, yeah at Uni rich.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
Coming from USUS. I mean, you've got abbs now. But
he's looking better now, yeah because of his is the
m m A fighting? Is that what he's doing? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
Okay, what about this for a dating app? Idea?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Okay, go, I don't know what to call it. Maybe
like fix for like sound effix. Okay, it's nice you
you you don't have any photos on your dating profile.
You just have ten seconds to record audio. Yeah lost
like phone dating back in the day. Yeah, but you
weren't phone dating and you you'd ring up and there
was always those like cool this number, yeah and talk

(01:09:21):
to singles in your area, and that well was literally
like recordings and if you liked it, you'd be like
save two.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Looking forward to meeting you. We know that because when
we were kids we found a phone card.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Oh my god, phone card and we went to a.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
Public thing and we were like how much is don't
put it in like we did that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
We had three dollars forty or something drop that and
so we were like, it's not to call the number
we've always wanted to call. Oh wow, okay, and you
had to record a message and then we got to
listen to like two and then we ran.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
Out of credit.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Oh well, ifkay, if you had let's say three soundfis,
you're only allowed to do three sound fix that's going
to describe you as a person.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
Yeap, what are you putting on there? Record scratch? What about? Yeah?
I probably do a can.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Maybe some nice, relaxing, awesome, AMR or just that sounded
like waves nighttime?

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
We just me eating chips.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
You'd have to charge that, you should have to Okay, Okay,
I'm expanding on your idea. Okay, okay, it's a greaty.
It's like a criteria, you know, the most annoying sounds
being like, okay, now record ten seconds of you eating
oh yes, and then you you judge if you want
to be with this person, record you sneezing because.

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Some people, but some people are like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
And you're like, genius ideas.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
I couldn't be married to that, going for what you want.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
To get away?

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
That's cute. Another podcast in the Bag Plastic Bag. Are
they back? No?

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Still day they never left?

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
Where you come in with the lineborn boy man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
If you enjoyed that, okay, oh and if you enjoyed it,
give us a writing and a review, and be sure
to tell all of your friends. God, I need some sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Play Zidim's Fletchborne and Hailey