Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 2nd October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Flesh one and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day play flesh one.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
And Hailey shut up, Thank you brand, Good morning, Welcome
to the show. Fletch, Vaorn and Hailey. Two minutes past sex.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Just having a little debate Vaughn and I, but we're back.
We're here to entertain the nation.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Now coming up, we need to talk about a doco
that you watched. It made you cry? How many times? Um?
I think by the end it was five? Jesus, I'm
halfway through. I haven't cried. Wait, but you were? When
did you? When was the first time in the doco
that you cried? Before halfway? I had a.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Little weep about a third of the way in. Halfway
is when it cranks into crying.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Ter it true?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's just a beautiful documentary.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Okay, Well, let's discuss this documentary soon.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I could be pre Minstrel, you know me. It's rogue
like we don't know. It could be a year away,
it could be tomorrow. I'm I did get a bit
grumpy yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's pre Minstrel. I just know you know these things
about someone when you've been with them for twenty years,
and just like I went. She's like, so I know
it's on the way. Yeah, do you have to do
that though? I just clear my throat. I don't know
if I have to.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I just did you not to do it? Yeah, that
would be ideal.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, take myself away down the other end of the
house and just shove a bottle cleaner down my throat.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, just leave without for the way.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Little room you're doing in the garage going, because that's
the period station.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
That's my period, monker. Some station's going to be three
menstruating woman in my house, and I don't want to
be there anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
The top sex is coming up yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
The prominise is said, I get it, unwealthy, what a night.
It's a nice of the profited to like two months
he sold it an apartment, that's right, seventy Yeah, and
if you sold it two months earlier, would have paid
the bright line? Yeah you know, you know, hold onto
it for two months and not paid the bright line.
That's not like, yeah, everyone would that's good business. Yeah,

(02:17):
I get it. I'm wealthy. That's the littles, But just
the line, I get it. I'm wealthy.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
I was just like, you know, that's not what you say.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, you're trying to relate to the everyday person.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, Prime minister.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Send it to your friends. You're in charge of the government.
There's like trying to strip teachers of yeah rights always
had and you know, just literally Dnedan's not getting that
hospital that they were kind of promised. And the police.
I thought we were getting more police officers. You are not, really,
but you are. And I get it. Man, hate me whatever,
regardless of where you stand on the political spicum. I

(02:50):
get it. Unwealthy at a press conference is a wild
thing to say. So I've got the top six of it.
I get it. I am blanks. You don't want to
hear from your prime.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Minister, Pleasborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now, I'm actually quite a good person.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Okay, I'm a decent person to my core right if
you have to say it, though, no.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
No, no, I I do it.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I acted, I be it. Okay, I've seen it. I've
done it. I am a good person. But I do
love a gossip.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh you do love a little bit about Oh my god,
oh my god, did you hear.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Don't they say that if you gossip like in the
workplace or your friend group. Then it's a good group
of people because it means you kind of care.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah, but I mean you can.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Go a bit too far and be a bit bitchy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Now, some scientists and I wonder why they're putting their
time behind this when we still got things like cancer, yeah,
and AIDS and all sorts of things. We've come far
with the AIDS stuff, though I will say it not
as far with the cancer stuff. Scientists have looked into
the art of gossiping and how to avoid getting a
reputation for being a mean person. And I think we'll

(03:55):
do a little role play with this tip. The tip
is you can talk about the person. Yeah, let's call
them Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Vaughn is to partake in the gossip, right.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay, let's call them.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
No. No, I'm also on the I just flip the
paper open article will use them as an example. Yeah, okay, perfect.
Richard Richard Okay.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Okay, So we want to have a good gossip about
Richard because Richard's wife is cheating on him and Richard's
really let him stuff go.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Okay, So that's all we want to have a gossip about.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Is it Richard's fault a little gossip because maybe he's
a bit of a do it bag, and we know that.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Okay, okay, But the tip that these scientists have come
up with is you can talk about them, but you
have to act like you're quite concerned about them. You
have to do it through a lens of being quite concerned, so.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Then you don't come across as being this.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yes, you would be like, hey, I saw Richard post
that thing? Is it? I was wondering that as well.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I want to have has anything to do with, you know,
because it's not He's been looking quite fatigued recently.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I worried that he's not getting enough sleep.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Fatigued.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Well, I just noticed that, you know, sort of his
skin was sort of looking a bit faded and sad,
and I think, you know, the poor guy must not
be getting that much sleep.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, worried about him. So because you're sounding concerned, that
makes it least bitch. Yeah, because I heard they'll say,
here's someone who's concerned, I will share my concerns. Yeah, yeah, right, okay,
whereas you're not actually concerned. You just want to have
a goals. Now.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
You want to be like, he looks like shit, and
his wife cheated on him. You're being like, oh my gosh,
I'm so that's terrible.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Really worried about him.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm really worried about him too, yeah, because it looks
like he might be sort of you know, over eating,
you know, as a result of like feeling about.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
True, I haven't seen him well because you know, his
wife changed her profile picture to just her, and Richard's
changed has to him and the kids. Yeah, I'm really
worried about him. Yeah, I noticed that.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Wow does that sound like I care?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah? Yeah, really really, Yeah, it doesn't interesting. Okay, well,
so they were this is scientists have actually studied this
and worked it out.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, I'm worried about his wife as well, because.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I don't worried about worried about his wife.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
As well because I noticed that the you know, the
man that she's been hanging out with recently, is quite young, right, yeah,
quite fat, And I was like, I worry for Richard
and how that would impact him, you know, given that
he's much older and not as fit, you know, and that.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Just makes me feel concerned for Richard. Now I don't
look like a mean gossip. Yeah, Richard's wife's a bitch.
She dubbed him, Oh my gosh, information you're after that?
Why it is the information you wanted, isn't it. That's
when you wanted your doty little little gossip.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Is that right? Is that what you want to You're
lapping up that little about Richard, aren't you? With the caring?
It was all a facad, wasn't it.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I've got to say you, Worn, You are one of
the biggest gossips I know.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
My favorite thing is when I'm just going about my
day and drops a cup of tea, we get a call.
We either get a FaceTime three way FaceTime, or we
get it just a little cup of tea.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Dropped into the chair. It's great stuff, and I'll have
a lovely hot cup of ill gray. But you know
it's currency. If I'm giving it from you are giving
it to you, I'm also taking it from you. That's
why you don't tell Vorn anything. I tell Vorne everything
that everybody knows. Then I told Varn a secret that
and he kept it. And then he said to me,

(07:28):
I'm actually keeping a secret from you that I know
of Fletch. And I was like, oh my god, this
is unbelievable. It's unbelievable. I was like, tell me, and
he's like, no, what he keeps getting to get in line.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Fletchborn and Hailey you would have probably seen this if
you've got a Netflix membership.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
It's called Will and Harper and it's it follows Will
Ferrell and Harper Steel, who used to be head writer of.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
CC now Legendary American.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Legendary Americans one and yeah and he and when she
was a man, was the head writer and then at sixty,
at the age of sixty one, transitioned to a woman
and realized she was trans and like sent this email
to the people she loves, including Will Ferrell, who was
one of her best friends, saying this is what I'm doing,

(08:25):
this is who I am. And this documentary follows Will
and her going on this road trip across America, and
it's like a chance for them to be like, what
is our friendship.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Now that you're a woman and I'm a man, and like,
we'll be best friends.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Our whole career is basically because they joined S and
L at the same.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Time, and she wrote all of Will Ferrell's legendary more
cow Bell.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah yeah, and it's beautiful, Like it's just this because
I think you think of Will Ferrell as being this
like just sort of bloke and he's just kind of
a pretty, like, I don't know, bambling sort of blokey
American guy and his newly trans best friend on this
road up across America and they visit all these places
where Harper Middle America, Middle America, where Harper used to

(09:14):
go when she was a man and felt safe. And
now she's like, I'm a trans woman and I don't
and it's really it's like this beautiful thing. And there
was this one particular moment where she went to this
old like dive bar and she loves this like terrible beer.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
It would be like the equivalent Natty Light. What is
it natty Light?

Speaker 4 (09:34):
I've never heard of it, but it's like crap welfare
all like roaster the whole time.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, right, there was that song, remember, and he's like
Natty Light squeaking in the back. It's just like what
you're talking about, mass produced American rite, like a ran fairly.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Pop exclusively drank Randfeld. I think it would be more
like a tey or a lion.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Read is if a two we took a purse. That's
what in moderation of Hale's of course, I.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Wouldn't even have half a camp with my playing a
game of poll. And there's this one moment. Yeah, they
go into this old dive bar full of like bikers,
like people from the racetrack, and she's like really scared
of the reaction and it's like, that's not They're just like,
oh my god, don't be stupid, like welcome, You're welcome here,

(10:28):
have your shitty beer and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
And then they go to this racetrack that she used
to go to.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
When she was a man, and this like guy kind
of comes up to her and she's really like nervous
that she's going to get, you know, called out or something,
and he just asks questions like and it's really nice
and this kid's there and I cried a lot, right
and will Pharoh cries a lot because he's just trying
to like understand and protect his friend, and he keeps

(10:55):
feeling like he's putting her in these vulnerable positions and
it's such a beautiful and they really because they were
saying like they it was actually supposed to come out
later in the year, but Harper and Will were like, no,
it has to come out before the election run. It
has to because it's a very like easy way in
I guess if you didn't understand trans people, it's a

(11:17):
really easy, kind of nice way because she's just like
to Will, like, ask me anything you've ever wanted to
ask a trans person before. You're my best friend, Like,
you can ask me anything and I won't be offended.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
And he does. He's just like, I just want to know,
like what's this?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Like how long did you know? Or like how does
it feel to get boobs? Or what are you going
to do? And do you want any more surgery?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
That question that they're driving in the car and he
Will Ferrell is talking to Harper about what's it like
getting burbs? Yeah? Then Will's got another question and it's
like the question you don't ask Yeah, right, but unless
it's fine because they're friends, yeah yeah, yeah, but she
has said ask me, ask me anything. But Will Ferrell's

(11:58):
stumbles around the question is there any yea, Like the
whole thing is just very vulnerable, and Indiana paces game yeah,
and they don't know. They meet the governor of Indiana,
who doesn't say anything on the spot but turns out
to be perfectly transferber and my past. Man. It needs
to be banned. It should be illegal everything. But happily

(12:20):
had a photo with Will Ferrell, who is now Will's
like that? I don't. I don't know that person's politics.
They just wanted to photo with Will Ferrell, and I've
got a photo with them. That's not my endorsement of them.
It's just interesting. It's getting rave reviews, reviews. Yes, it's
on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
It's on Netflix called Will and Harper and it's like
a beautiful easy watch.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I loved her and I cried play play all right,
I've got a siren. What emergency?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
So this?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yes? What country? Now? Simple?

Speaker 5 (13:02):
What prize are people playing for?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Vaughn bigs Smooch.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Makes smooch?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
But what if they're not in Auckland? Well, you're going
to get them to fly up to smooch your.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Mad then to fly it's a smooch a flick. No,
I don't know, I don't love doesn't do a smirch. Smirch.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
No, we're gonna need a legitimate prize.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, do you know what let's do because we haven't
done our care of the week, we could do that.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
We're going to sign it to that coller of the week. Ah,
that that is that' get your few coffees, won't it?

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Okay, four dollars it would get you approximately. It depends
how much the coffee is worn.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Drink a four dollar It also depends on if they
want to get a panini or not, or a muffet
waits out.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, now we're talking. No, I want a panini in
a muffin. I just hate when we're talking about keep
it take you three hours eat every morning? Shut up? Okay.
So if you if you'd like to win, you need
to antientify, like vorn seed the siren? What country and
what emergency service? Okay, all right, yes that sounds like

(14:08):
I want to beat to drop.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
It's giving ambulance vibes.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
To me. Has always been either guess is the right
country or the right emergency service? I will tell them
they've got the right one there. So if you if
you think you know what it is, you can text
otherwise call right now? All wait, one hundred and dolls
it in. It's even if you just have a guess.

(14:34):
I just want to Can you start it from the
start again? Because it sounded quite different? What's the undertime?

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Also, people just driving at the moment, thinking they're being
pulled over.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
That's us. God, it's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
It's a beautiful siren.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
I've never heard thinking ambulance as well, or are you
thinking police?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
It doesn't it doesn't stay fire.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
To me, feels policy to me. Feels feels policy to me.
Some texts in someone says humbulance Germany.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Am I answering text? I think we should I think
we should do calls Carla, Good morning, Carla, Hi, good morning.
Welcome to the shows of the world. Well, hang on,
what are you doing up so early? Darlin?

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Oh you're going to laugh at this.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I mean to the gym, but I've actually hurt my back.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
So I'm now driving home.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
The car.

Speaker 8 (15:30):
No, I well, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
I've just heard it.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay, wait, that sounds.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Like an excuse, and I just say I got an
excuse for.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
You, Carlose.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
I got told Carla by my trainer because I was
making excuses, and she said you were more than your excuses.
And I said this to Flitch and Vorne, and Flip
said to me, oh my god, I have a quote.
Your excuses will destroy you and take everything that you
ever wanted if you let them, so will.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
A bad back alone, she'd turn.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yours around you a torn and you did. Don't ignore
you to wait?

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Was it getting into the car that who you're back?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Honestly don't know.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
It's just a thinking wake up and be like I'll.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
Go to the gym. Yeah, stretched out will be good.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
But I couldn't even do the stretches.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I'm like, I'm out.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
That sounds it sounds.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
One of the two. Now, Carla, let's turn our attention
to the Sirens of the world. A segment very few
people wanted to return, but let's have a listened to
the siren we need from you, the country and emergency service.
I'm going to lock in Australia an ambulance, okay, vorn Carla,

(16:42):
wrong on both accounts. Not an ambulance and not from Australia.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
And you want another GIFs.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
No, I don't even have another one. I mean it's
not an ambulance and it's not an Australia.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Just pack another service in another I feel bad you've
broken your back.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Let someone texting saying fire engine Germany.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Well I was actually going to say fire engine, but
I would have gone England. Wrong on both accounts.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Wow, I tell you why, thank you so much for
playing calorie.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
What it is heating up? Sirens of the World just
like that wheat Sacks going to I want you to
go home and put it on your back. I'll wait
a hundred dollars at him. Let's take some more calls
if you would like to win a fifty dollars net
cafe voucher. Somebody does say it sounds like the New
Zealand tsunami alarms. No, no, no, what I I don't.
I don't dip a one too civil emergency alarms, only

(17:39):
emergency rests.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Okay, well, if you think you know, I wait hundred
dollars at m.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
M's fledg Rawn and Haley Corn sirens. Yes, you are
not being pulled over if you are in your car
at the moment, twenty three minutes away from seven. It's
a segment not many people wanted back born Sirens of
the World. You've got to guess the siren and not
not only the emergency service, but the country where it

(18:05):
is from.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
And it's proving tricky this morning, very tricky.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Can we hear the siren again? Please see I feel
like it's a police move man. I feel like it's police,
and it's European. You said it feels like it's police.
We've established it's the police. Listen, someone gets fire and
they were wrong, and someone gets the ambulance and they
were wrong. Well again, I'll say it again. I feel
like it's the police. They were When does he just

(18:33):
the clothes? I don't know, man, Okay, I'm not even
a few countries to go.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Okay, well let's go to Courtney, Courtney.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Whereabouts?

Speaker 8 (18:43):
Is it police?

Speaker 9 (18:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Corney? What what country did you say?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
America?

Speaker 6 (18:55):
Not?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
No, it's not Courtney Rocks and your head Courtney. No,
they say, they keep.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Saying me some text messages.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Has nobody? Has anybody got said police South Africa? No,
this is the perfect sample for some filthy drumming bass.
No drum and bass. No it does. But yeah, no,
no one's got it. No one's got it. No one's
got it. No one's even New Zealand police. Have you

(19:30):
ever heard that? You know, there's something really cool about Maddie.
You'll love this. I just know you're going to love this.
The country that this comes from, and this might be
a clue. The police lights on the top of their
car are on scizzor lifts. So what so that stuck
behind a van, they can like left, they can lift
the lights up a point. People can say, okay, Maddie,

(19:52):
does that help? What were you going to say?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Are you going to change your guess? Oh?

Speaker 8 (19:56):
I have no idea how I was gonna say, obviously
please car from Ireland, But now I.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Have I've been I've been watching an Irish police show
very similar to the British Yeah, very similar. Yeah, okay, sorry,
how are you Jack Potting Born? What happens now with Jackpott?
We'll come back next week one? Next week? One text
has got it right?

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Really, but you're not giving it to them because they
didn't call up?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Is it? Two texts now got it right? I know
what it is now because I don't know, but I
do now.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Okay, two ticks got it right? Okay, well next week.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh, we've got a jackpot Jack pett three ticks, three
got a right born. Sirens of the World's it plays
it flesh one and Haley. I'm here with some fashion noles.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
It's fashion week all over the world, you know, so
I'm really like chuned into what's fashionable?

Speaker 9 (20:52):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I thought fashion week was, what's the one that's happening
at the moment. There's one happening at the moment.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
There's always one happening.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah, yeah, because all the shows have been showing and
all the celebs have been celebing. Today, my fashion choice
was dictated by the fact that a hat of low
cut dress on and it was a little bit of
a side breast situation, and I thought that that was
a little bit too much for fletch. So what I
did today is in my fashion move was I actually
buttoned up my overshirt for him, thank you, because he
said he didn't want to see any aries.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
I didn't want to see any side books.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
He didn't want a cusp of in he didn't want
to see it.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
So summer as eminent this week of daylight savings.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, and when I think some are, particularly in New Zealand,
I think of a couple of key items of the
wardrobe shorts, Yeah, jendles.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
We're going to chat about jandles and thongs later in
the show because there has been a huge amount of
claims made through acc for injuries. Acc ain't happy when
the tear it down.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
No, I don't like I don't wear gendles I'm into
the Burks. I've been into the Burks for a few years.
Summers now, slide girl. I can't stand the feeling of
that bit between my toes. Yes, because I've got jim
Chandles for shower yep, just cheap. I think they're from
the warehouse, like ten bucks or whatever, Okay, And they
were in my gym bag and yesterday I didn't want
to put my shoes back on because I was going

(22:08):
for a face sial, So I was like, oh, wear
my jandles because my Berk's are in the car, and
I was just like walking, even just that small walk
to the.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Cars, like eh. But there's a new jandle trend.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
This is fashion Tree number one coming to summer twenty
twenty four to twenty five.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Square toe Jendle. Now, this is a Jendle.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Thank you your classic have Iana shape. Yeah, but at
the end it's got a square toe like you would
a square toe shirt.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah. I've seen jenerals like my uncle wears those thick
not para rubber jam special Jendle. No, everybody was wearing
the back of the eighties a big fat foam thing
and you wear them until they wear out and they
were always black blue. They were like a liquorice. They
had like a liquid sort they had I'm not talking
your para rubber ones because I'm familiar with those. Now,

(22:57):
there were fine, they were foe and they had the
fat white material strap on them. Yeah, cotton.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Square, So other burke out this summer.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
No, they're not saying burks rab But when it comes
to a jendle, if you want to spice it up
and make it more fashion darling, yeah you've got to
go for.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
A square toe. Now you can get a pair of
square told jandles for only ten dollars from Ruby, which
is the cotton on of shools.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Right, Okay, So, and I'm sure heavyas are heavy. Ana
is making them square as well. Now probably I don't
like it. I don't like it, but I don't jendle,
So I'm happy to just let this one impact me. Girlies,
young gin z girlies. Are we into the square toe jendle.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah, I'm not mad at it, but yeah they are
heavy Ana's are They're like og The Ruby ones are
kind of the dupe.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, if you can't a forty to thirty, you can
go for ten.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
I think that they give quite like a chek like heel.
You're wearing them with jeans, which a lot of the
girly pops are going out.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
You're going out jandles. I've been doing it for years.
You're all finally catching up because there is a trendy
heel style at the moment that has the gendle.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Front like it's got a heel on the back, but
it's not a jendle but that like yeahngy.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
I don't know if we need that.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
I feel like I've just sort of hit my mark
with footwear. I'm sticking with a Chuck Taylor and a
dark man. You know, classics, timeless, classic, timeless places. He's
your second one. Okay, shorts, right, we're gonna wear a
pair of shorts during the summer. Get your pins out,
get your glove sticks out.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Now.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
A lot of women wearing a bloomer short, I think
you're old timey frilly knickerbockers.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
We're wearing bloomer shorts.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
They're like frilly little I want to look ridiculous in those.
I'll say it looks like an adult nappy. Yeah, oh yeah, sorry, clarify,
I don't think they're you will, in fact, look rather
ridiculous in these. But yeah, if you people are wearing.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
A nineteen thirties great gets me party or something, does
it does? But you've forgotten your dress to address and
you're wearing square toe jendles.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
So if you want to be fashion, apparently we're wearing
we're wearing square told jendles, and we're wearing Bloomers.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Play z Ms, Fletchborne and Haley blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
This is the top six. In a radio interview, the
Prime Minister has said, if we're going to criticize.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
People for being successful, let's let's be clear.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I'mwealthy. Must be clear, I'm wealthy. Let's be clear, I'm wealthy. Right,
it must be nice. This is about It was off
the back of Ham selling an apartment in Wellington.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
She's allowed to do.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
It's just not a great sentence. No, it's not a
great sentence.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
It's not a great sentence when people be struggling more
than I have ever remembered in my entire life.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, I get it, i'mwealthy. Well, I get it. I'm
dot dot dot blank. It's the day stop sex the
top sex, don't I get it. I'm dot dot dot.
You don't want to hear from Prome minister. Number six
on the list, I get it. I'm better in bed
than you. Oh, oh, you don't want to know about it.
I don't want to. I don't want to picture that.
Want to know that? Yeah? And I also doubt that

(26:08):
starfish on my hands? A little pillow princess here? Oh yeah, yuck,
don't even imagine that. Let's move on. Number five and
the less of the top Sex. I get it. I'm blanks.
You don't want to hear from your prime minister.

Speaker 10 (26:24):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I don't indicate at intersections. I don't know what you're
doing with these people. How am I supposed to be
going to go? Yeah, it's right. See what your hands
on the wheel? There's three options and you look like
you going straight because oh no you left? Okay? Cool?
Number four and the less of the top Sex. I
get it. I'm blank, blank blanks. You don't want to
hear from your prime minister. I get it. I'm not
a big fan of summary. It's too hot. Oh, I

(26:48):
can't stand that. My brother's lie there doesn't even in Melbourne. Yeah,
don't live in Melbourne. If you don't like to like
forty five degree, it's too hot. It's a bit hot
for me. Here he's an ear con boy. Top sex.
I get it. I'm dot dot dots. You don't want
to hear from your prime minister. Number three, I get it.
I'm going to heaven and you're going to hell. I
don't want to hear that. I don't really believe them.

(27:09):
I don't want to hear. Hold on, now, you did you?
Did you know that's the end? Number two on the
list of the top sex. I get it. I'm dot
do dots. You don't want to hear from the prime minister.
I get it. I'm not scrubbing the toilet when I
leave skids scrub skids. Crime ministers scream it's toil in
the behind and number one on the list of the

(27:32):
top sex. I get it. I'm dot dot dots. You
don't want to hear from your prime minister, whoever your
prime minister is, by the way, you just don't want
to hear this from the leader of the country. No,
this isn't targeting the right from a mouthbeast for the leave.
I get it. I'm hot. It's not all easy to
want to hear them. I don't want to hear that. Yeah,
I don't want to hear that. We know, you know
it doesn't even be said out loud. In fact, it's better.

(27:52):
It makes you hotter if you never say that. You
know you are oh yeah, totally. Yeah. If you're modest,
the best, you never hear me say why you say
kind of? Did you're less obvious? I said, I stop sex.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Here is a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
His name is Josh Josh Williams. Classic name. Yeah, you
won't know, he's not famous. Twenty six years old.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
He worked in customer service administration. Okay, that's just a
that's just a classic corporate job. He said that he
was fired from his job after his employee went looking
for his Internet search history. Okay, immediately, your alarm bells

(28:40):
go off, Dan, Dan day, what I have been looking
out now?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
For him?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
It wasn't terrible, but they printed out fifty hours worth
of search history in which he he was googling stuff
like Simon Cowell botched botox.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
And it was less the content of what it was,
but how much time he how much time because it
made of mine manages a workplace, and he said, this
woman went on holiday, and he was like, what has
she been doing? And we've got the same thing, got
the print out of like what a day looks like
on her computer and he's like she was working for
maybe like an hour tops?

Speaker 6 (29:14):
What that was?

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Well?

Speaker 10 (29:17):
This guy?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
So another thing he google was do Turkey teeth hurt?
You know? The yinnis that people go to Turkey? But
you know, I always get signetracked by thoughts and yeah,
and then I'm just like, well, I must know I
can google it. I'll google it right now. I do
it all the time.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
I Mean we have downtimes like whenever a song is playing.
Either we're catching up as genuine friends. How are you
house the family may love to the kids yea, Or
we're on our phones are our computers and we're just
we're looking up weird things. Or we'll talk about something
and we'll just go down and google it. But I
don't think like our work. Wouldn't think that was suspicious?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Was he?

Speaker 10 (29:54):
So?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
What?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
He was just spending no time doing actual work. But
he was like, so he got fired, yep, and he's
biggling Simon Cow's teeth.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
On botch Boto fifty hours of other useless shit basically,
and he said that he didn't feel like the job
provided enough work for him within his allocated hours.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
He's like, I've got my work done, Like I don't.
There's actually not enough for me to do. So he
just sat there. But they obviously wanted to get rid
of him, right, Obviously they were looking They must have
they must have wanted for yeah, totally. But but there
was no mention of anything. It doesn't sound like he
was looking up anything, you know, like completely. Yeah, it
was funny because I mentioned earlier I was doing my accounts, yeah,

(30:39):
and I as part of that.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
We've got all this paperwork to do for a house
for the council. And Aaron's got an iPad and no computer, right,
and it's really hard.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
It doesn't work. It's sort of a it's more of
a toy, yeah, than the actual working computer. Sure, it's
not my first iepad, it is, it's like my first.
It's like a barbie. It handles on the side. Does
he take it out for dinner? And he said, with
headphones on, just gets the checker nuggets. Yeah, And I'm like,
take your headphones off and engage with people.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
To your uncle. Five more minutes on that I say.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Some things like that and.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Video I'm watching mister Beef five more.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Minutes and then I'm putting that away, that kind of stuff.
But you just can't do a lot of file stuff.
So Aaron was like, oh, can I drop it all
to our Google drive? And he said, when you're at work,
can I use your laptop?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I just don't know. Put the fear of God in man?
Why why there's just myriads of things ever really chats,
not with not like with men. He could read all
your Facebook chats or my Facebook chats out face. Why
didn't you make a extra prolog and profile for him?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
That felt a little on the nose, like I had
something to hide, which I don't. But you know what
I mean, if you go looking for trouble, you'll certainly
find it.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
That's the rule, you.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Did you do did you delete your did you delete
your search history? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
And I lift the tab, the one tab that he
needs to be on. I lift that open everything else.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh god, No, he wouldn't be like no, how you
know any reason? But it was just something light monk. Yeah.
I mean, if you want, if you're worried about the
fact that he's got too much time on his hands
to start going through it. Just send him a link
to the Mister Beast video. Yeah, you love that. That
takes up a lot of time, doesn't that?

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Play it?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Ms Fletchporhne and Hailey Hailey, Silly.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Little pool, silly It is so silly, silly, silly that.

Speaker 10 (32:43):
Silly little pool, silly little pool, silly little.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Silly little pole.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Today's silly little pole.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Do you include last names, sir, names on your contacts?
I do unless the only time I don't do it
is when it's Trady and I'll say.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
So and so plump, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or you'd
Scott remember the last name, so you just put like
and then what you know them from for hookups. But
I'm never had that blonde yeah Joanna na or the
country that they're from, ye, no one that we're talking.

(33:32):
For example, we're talking at Atlas himself here just ground.
I bought Fletch once, this lovely gift and it was
a big scratch thing and when you go to a country,
scratched it and then he started scratching. I was like,
but you haven't even been on holiday. He's like, oh,
would you go to the country rude. I'm right here,
ru rude. History is pretty vanilla. Say that was a

(33:54):
terrible scratch you. I didn't win a single thing, scratch
those countries. You were having your own personal victory. I
think you were winning, you know what I'm saying a
lot of that that's said. Those Central American countries got scratched. Quick.
No comment for this spot. My man, man, my man,

(34:17):
my man, my man, my man, bumps all around, my man,
my man, my man. Do you use last those in
your phone contacts? Yes? Forty percent, sometimes forty six percent,
and no thirteen percent. Okay, so a lot of people
are doing it. Yeah, most people are. I have no
one saved in my phone contacts apart from work colleagues.
Gooks comes from oh my god, do you reckon? Phone?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Context is a bit of a boomer thing because most
people are using like.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Misster instagrament maybe maybe could be Cat says really but
off really as an often rarely yeah, but often put
an identifying feature after like Nick work, Sam Biking, Sarah
brother can get me a job in oz. I love
that that's a long last name, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
A long last A brother that can give me a
job on o's yeah, maybe Polish, actually, yeah, I think
it's Polish.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Polish there merit. It says even my husband and my
parents full government names. I like the idea that it
is a government name because you have to name your
baby your full government name. But to ask you, what's
your name from now on? What's your full government? Nice
to meet you. I'm I'm Vorn Smith. What's born Alan Smith? Yeah?
What's your full one now? And Alan? Yep? Yeah.

Speaker 10 (35:34):
I just like that.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
It looks neat in my contacts.

Speaker 10 (35:36):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
With the business too, Yeah, because it gives you a
notion for the company they work for.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Sometimes I'll put them there.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah, I like to put the company in there, full
full forms rule. Yeah. It's like when I used to
have a iTunes library. I spent so much time going.
I had what they were signed with, what year it
came out. I found the album Mart dragged it in.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
But I said, if you had bought that music, that
should have already been there, where are you getting the
music from that?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
You had to put the lime wise, such a mess
out of the jurisdiction now eighteen years ago, Yeah, it
was all that lower case. Mom's just said, I'm in
her phone as Carl. That's Carl Fletcher. It should say
Carl's son, first son, gold Fletch Fletcher. She's gonna call

(36:35):
me Fletch. It's literally her last name. Why would she
say that? She's Flitch as well? Was your dad even?
Like did you even call your dad flitch? I guess so? Yeah,
okay for government names. Next one curse.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Next time I see your dad, I'm going to be like,
sup Fletcher name but it's actually.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
His Yeah, I'm gonna call him Fletch and your Fletch junior, Yeah,
Flitch senior Flitch.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I like that, Cursey said, sometimes but never or never
at all when it's helpful. And now I have two
Emily's and four Emmas, no differentiation, She's said the photo
of her phone with and she did right, Like who
are these people? That's why you've got to put something
even if you don't know their last name. Yeah, blonde,
Emily Nipble, Yeah, totally Emily. Yeah, and then that name stirks.

(37:22):
And you know how your surname was always like what
your family was doing when surnames were invented? Emily Nipple
just her family just Nipple, Ashley says, only now since
I accidentally sent a voice memo of a fart to
the wrong ebony, I don't have Ah, how many have
you got in your phone? Got at least two ebony?

Speaker 5 (37:42):
See, I've changed one of those ibi to ebany no.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Fart, Yeah, I like funny no fart. Yeah, ye, Ash
says I legit. Don't use any names because I'm lazy.
I just memorized the last three digits or assign a
vibe to the number. So they are assigning a vibe
to a number. That's this is a sadvance. Wait, how
do you do you mean like an emoji for a

(38:05):
vibe or no? Because you look at some people's numbers
and they just make sense. Oh my god. No, I
think your last phone number suited you more than your
new phone number. I really think I do. I've had
mine since the start of time.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
I think if you looked at mine, you'd be like,
that's that suits?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Minds nice?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, someone takes it and yeah, my husband's wild.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
No names at all, just raw dog numbers. That is
so stress.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
He remembers who the number is and remember.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
The important ones and then it just picks up the wrist.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
And hello vibes. It outer millennial. How else do I
have the difference between the sixteen Seris and eleven Emily?
Is that? I know? Yeah, we're all literally named Emily. Yeah.
If your last name isn't in my phone, there will
be an emoji instead, and that means you're extremely sal

(39:00):
to miss Amy. Oh okay, yeah. Do you guys put
pictures nap? I do on some Yeah? I emojis? No, no, no,
you know yeah what they call this shows their face?
I yeah, auto synk Hey if you had it links
to your Facebook want to sink with whatever their profile
picture was? That Does that happen anymore?

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Na? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah? And Dana show regular Dana shout out to Dana's
just finished carving for the season, Danner and Danner and
squad is on my phone?

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Is Dana carvings.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Danamo, She said, more often than not their first name.
And then whatever job they most for me, mowsive, milking,
Roger Hay, all of that. That's good stuff.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
That's the little pole chairs plays it m flesh and.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Trying to get better with money.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
And what I did is I made a budget and
I wrote down everything that I sort of thought that
we would spend in a month.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
And then at the end of the month, you go
and you.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Put your actual spins. You work the difference, you try
to get better. Where can we say some money?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Right?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Okay, So yesterday, being the first of October, it was
time to enter all my data for September.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yep, some Heroin spins in there. Some areas of improvement.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Whereabouts of the improvement areas.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Spent a lot of money going into the pub, okay,
into the pub too much, and spent less on groceries.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah, I had anticipated, right, because you were like, instead
of cooking dinner, she would just go to the park
the pub, get a burger she yea, yeah okay.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Other areas include nights out okay, which I separate from
nights of the pub. Right, okay, you know Iron made
it dropped a bit of money. We went out a
couple of weeks ago, dropped a little bit of money.
Probably didn't drop that much money.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, write it all down and look at it in
the eye and be like, all right, well, next month,
let's do better.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
There's confronting.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
It is confronting. Also, one of the sections of my
budget is Ubers. I live quite far away from town,
but in uber.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
It's like do you break down? Are you breaking down
everything you do?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Everything?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Does your bank have a thing that does? Because was
it my old bank.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Whis would be like, hey, here's how your and then
it was whistpac allocate it.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
And then it would give you the pigraph of your
spending and it was always food.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Well it's always no, it was market supermarket food food food.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
So anyway, so Ubers is one of my sections, and
I put in how much I had spent on ubers
for the month. Yeah, and again like a couple of
nights out. It was a little bit more than I wanted.
But then I was looking so on my bank account,
on my bank statements on the card that my Uber
account is attached to, it would come up with Uber
and it would be like I love quite far away.
So it was like forty nine dollars or forty something

(41:50):
dollars and you're like, okay, that's an Uber ride and
I've got receipts for it. But then there was another
one called Uber BV uber I don't mean to trigger
women very BV. Yeah, and it had BV stand for
as a trigger bacterial veginosis.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Oh, what's that? It's not great anyway? Oh, Okay, good
for you. So that's the first thing. If you drive
in bacterial it's a it's a it's adgitis.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
That's very common, just a little you know, antibiotoics and
you're fine. And I found nine transactions from this uber
bv all for like four ninety two, five forty one,
five ninety eight, thirty five, three forty five, three ninety four,
three forty five, all.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Over the space of three days.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
And I was like, oh, what is this.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
It's a tiny ubers yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
And I was like, is this a time where maybe
maybe I'd had a couple of drinks and I was
like canceling or you know, like couldn't find the uber
or something.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
But no, And so I called Uber and they said
it's not them. And then I called my bank and
they're like, ass, so.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
You managed should get through to Uber.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
They don't put their contact info anywhere easy to find.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
They do not want to know.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
It was one of the most harrowing afternoons.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
And then my bank closes at six their phone lines
and I called them at five point fifty seven, got
straight through to a lovely woman and she was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, like this definitely looks like a scam.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Has anything else happened outside of those three days which
at the start of the month, I said, no, there's
nothing else, and she said, oh, well, the only thing
really we.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Can do is cancel your card and we'll get you
a new one and we'll start again.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
And I was like, I can't be bothered, because you
know what it's like when you get a new f
POS card, like you've got to change everything.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
And thatone's sure shanking your bank account and small amounts
so you won't know you've found out. But rather than
canceling your cards so they can't sure shank you account anymore,
you're going to let the card expire when the card
naturally expires, Yeah, in December? How much are they December
a month?

Speaker 4 (44:04):
No, well this is only once that they've took nine
amounts in three days.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Okay, is it a recent three days?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
September? Early September?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Because what are they sure shank to see if you
notice and then they're going to come back for one bait?
That's what online seys. Yeah, I'm looking online and people
are saying uber BV Lots of people. This has happened
to so many people going back these posts are like
twenty nineteen, twenty twenty, taking like fifty euros? What is it?
Does anybody online.

Speaker 10 (44:28):
Know what it is?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
No? They just it's like a little scamming or how
do they.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Get your But how do they get your details?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:33):
I don't know, I don't know, even don't know. Probably
bought something dodgy, I don't know. Yeah, but it's it's
such a I.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Have so many subscriptions on this account. But look at
it this way.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
You're too much three months away from your card EGA.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
When your card expires, you get the new one with
the same number, right, yes, yeah, so I if I
cancel my card, I get a new one with a
completely different number of study.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
The tremble is if you if they do take lots
of money from you.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
The money in that account, to be honest, good luck
to them. I'd say it's usually pretty drained, as.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
You've previously mentioned, food pub pubs out. But like your
bank has told you to cancel your card and you're
saying no, they won't look after you. If you get scammed,
and it is for a lot of money, just change
your card, look after me, Just change your card. But
I don't want to. It's scooter rides. Oh, scooter rides.

(45:32):
You did, because it's the scooter rides. It comes to
if you because you know you can scan scooters through Uber.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Oh my god, it as we went on lines the
other day.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
No, but hang on nine. Oh my god. This is
when I was doing the MC event and I was
was scooting from here something. I'm not getting scammed at
scooter rides. Thank you to the phone over that ends
in seven nine seven. Oh, it's scooter rides. Because why
it's always small amount of this line. You can't uber app.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Oh thank god, my lady told you it wasn't Uber.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
It's not us, but it's yeah, oh my god, you're
not getting scanned. Oh my gosh. Thank you. See the
power of radio. You come on.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
You share a little conundrum in your life, and a
beautiful listener solves it for you. Because I it was
because you know your when you're trying to settle your accounts.
I've got a very active and concise calendar. Yeah, very
precise calendar, and it.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Has everything I did. And I was looking on those
days being like I did not go out on those days.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
I was not catching ubers. I was at the empty
event and I was scootering back and forward from there.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
You go, Oh my god, you go. Now, You're like
a right tet, don't you. I would have looked like a.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Right teed if I canceled my card last night, and
I'd be so upset right now going through about twenty
subscriptions having to update it all.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Thank you listen, Ah, this is great. Someone said you
canna have to update your subscriptions anyway because it's got
a new expiry date in the new CBC on the
beck and are right play play well? We are entering

(47:13):
the summer period, despite a brief foray back into shitty
weather for the rest of the week, a year and
maybe henceforth, but we are moving towards summer footwear. Yes,
maybe it's time to put away the boots, get out
of the books. I'm ready to get that Birkenstock blister

(47:33):
on the top of my foot. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I put on my old blissed like I always get
it on the arch of my foot, just in the
little side.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Yeah from the Burks. The Burks don't make this list.
This is the list of acc claims revolving around certain
types of footwear. Okay, and at third place, crocs. Oh yeah,
slippery a rubbery. They don't have a lot of stability. No,
they croc related accidents. Sixty three thousand, seven hundred and

(48:02):
ninety seven dollars through acc Yeah, high heels in at
second place with a big jump four hundred and seventy
two thousand dollars related to injury. The cost of injuries
related to high heels, but number one the humble jendle.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Yeah, that caused a lot of a lot of acts.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
At one point three million dollars has been paid in
an active cost related to four hundred and ninety five
people who had gender related accidents that caused acclims. Say
what some of the accidents are from jenners because I
know that some of them get caught in escalators? Do
you know the worst thing driving? You see? I'd rather
drive and beer face.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
They slip my knife, even in Birkenstock.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Sometimes I I'd rather go on the pedals, Yes, because
the toe that a can flip under, the.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Just everything that. I don't think you're supposed to drive
beer feet, are you? But it's got to be. It's
better than gendles. So about two thousand, seven hundred dollars
on average per journal. Accident is what the rehab and
the fixing up costs.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
The a SEC system can the only Jandle accident I've
ever had. I was in Edinburgh, and you know, if
you know Edinburgh, the streets are made of cobblestones, like
the old cobblestones, and it just started bucketing down and
I was wearing jandles and it was like like slip yeah,
and they didn't grip on and I did that like
slip up land of grass.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
So all up from Jandles, high heels and crocs.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
It's millions of dollars, millions of doll it's costing us
millions of dollars to fix people. So we want to
know your croccident.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Or jend gendercon Genderson, Jandleiden accident, GenEd accidentroccident accident.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Are we going to do our high hill cenent?

Speaker 4 (49:51):
You will take high heels as well, because everyone's rolled
a bloody ankle and a half on those things.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
But have you ever.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Have you ever also stood I don't very really wear them,
especially a stiletto, which is the one with the very
thin heel, and I stood on my own.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Other thought, oh my god, I don't think you're a
heels person.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
No, I know sex your boot because we asked on
Instagram and we've had a flurry of responses or just
a normal flurry. Um god, I haven't had a mcflurry
for so long.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
I mcflurry of response. Okay, thank you, sponsorho sponsor.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
My daughter's friend was running and crops got her big
toe her tone owl caught under the underside of the gibbit,
you know, the gibbet thing. He pushed through and got
caught on and just ripped the whole to tone it
down for the second one from Hannah Sweaty. After that, sweet,

(50:53):
I was running in jandles and the thing that holds
your toes back, the little what is that things go
to the plant. The plant, yeah, came out when I
was running. I slipped and d gloves three of my toes.
You decid, I did, calm it down. I'm going to
leave work. I can't be here.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
I can't be down, isn't he slipped over and then
my fema went through my thie. I was wearing Jander's
on an escalator once no or no, my jan of
the horn when the stair came down and it punched it.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
And it ripped my tone. This is what we're asking
this morning.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I'm going to open the text machine and I'm going
to hit some of these because I can't be having
any of that.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Only one hundred dollars at him. Give us a call.
You can text her as well. Nine six nine sake.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
What do we call it? What was your croccident or
your jened accident or your give us a call? Now,
we wanted to know what was.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Your cro accident, your gend accident or your high heelsidon.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Yeah, and we don't want them to be man handle it.

Speaker 9 (52:02):
Now.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
What happened. I was at work.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
I was interviewing a guy for a job, and I
had my head high.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Toldos on this was a few years ago.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
Now, don't wears anymore, Oh no. But I had my
legs crossed like trying to be like signified and.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Whatnot, very demure, very very mindful.

Speaker 8 (52:26):
And when my legs went in, so I kind of
like stood up a little bit, swat peaks and put
my weight on the desk and the hill wasn't flat
on the floor. The ankle rolled incentually just located and
then I fainted, but taken to the hospital in an ambulance,

(52:48):
got bandaged up, put some cratches, seemed back to work,
and gave.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
The guy the job. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I was going to just give the guy the job
for all the hassle you did. Amazing.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Can I just say, because we we did Signs of
the World, we didn't give a Call of the Week.
I think that's a great call, the call.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Of Call of the Way.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah, such a funny image. Hannah A fifty dollars met
cafe boucher. Thanks your friends at mat Cafe.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Well done.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
I think for that sharing that humiliation. I just also
let that the story went from bad to worse to
worse to worse. So good, Thank you, Hannah. As some
messages in, I slipped up two steps and jandles. Eighteen
months ago, I broke my shoulder. I've been on work
for eighteen months now.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Oh my my god.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
So that's a big part of that ace. You're an ace.
Why I actually prefer burken socks. You do feel a
little bit because you've got the shape in them, you
feel like besides, yeah, they cup you a bit more.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Yeah, somebody I like to be held.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I just got up foot cramp from how badly I
clenched my toes at the deg loving story count. Yeah,
that certainly does. Honeyman and Thailand got out of the pool,
put my channels on to go back to our room.
I foot slept and rolled off the side of the channel.
Broke all the bone down the side of my foot.
On holiday. Ah, all the bottles.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Okay, keep your tickets coming in nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Shoe incidents. Yeah, shoe incidents. What are the high heal sudents? Yeah.
Acc ACC has paid out modern accidents more than two
million dollars for accidents. You hear about some of these
injuries that people are sustaining. I'm surprised it's not more,
because some of these are very expensive. Like the person
who just said they've been off work for eighteen months. Yes,
woot fall under jandles though shoulder because they slipped up

(54:29):
the stairs and they broke their shoulder. But then if
you didn't say on your acc form Jandle, or if
you just said I tripped up the stairs, they wouldn't
have channels. Yeah, I was on white hack hat. That
reminds where we're simple musket hackets been too long, darling long,
Darland likes Staal. I said walking down the beach and

(54:55):
I slipped on jandles just look at my ankle and
breaking my legs, resulting they may have to be helicoptered
to him from my hack hair, darling bougie helicopter ride
back into Auckland. Three surgeries later, it's still not right
and as a result, I've got arthright. Oh God, God, darling, you,

(55:15):
I tell you what would relieve the pain and suffering? Lovely?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Can I number one six four the into one six four?
I need more information. I once accidentally super glued my
jandle to my feet.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
How do you do that? Where they try to get
the plug back in? Yeah, and maybe they like glued
their a That's what happened. Don't judge me. This is
how the text starts. You know there's going to be judging.
You know there's going to be judgment. The jendles will
wear and I was trying to read reach oranges depict
from the tree. God, this just keeps getting worse. Couldn't reach,

(55:53):
so I moved a bastel idiot never said on them
to the edge of the decking. So so far we've
got jandles that are wet reaching it from a tree,
reaching barstall edge of dick climbed onto it in jendles
and overreach still shot out from underneath me, fell onto
the air conditioning unit, off the deck, scraping the back,

(56:15):
dislocated the ankles. I don't think jandles Jendles are fully
to blame there. Yeah, we all saw that coming. Yeah,
there's so many this. It was driving with slides on,
so we'll take it. We'll still take that.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Foot slipped and the slide got wedged under the brake
so I couldn't break ended up crashing into a fence.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I was totally fine, but the car was not that.
We've got to drive beer feed or shoes.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Yeah, every time.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
I was walking and sneakers on flat, No, they were
not too much. Sorry was it?

Speaker 1 (56:46):
In what are your sneaker accident? Aout sneakers and sneaks.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
And that will be next week. We'll take your sneaks.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Another time, I was doing the hokey cochie now in
the UK, because of course you do the hokey koke here,
you do the hoky tok Yeah, do the it's not no,
it's different, and the UK is a bit of hockey coke.
When someone stood on my foot during the shake of
all a round bat and a stiletto and it went

(57:17):
down through my foot.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Foot one out someone message at work Christmas party. I
jumped off a little ledge in high heels. I didn't
realize there were cobble stones on the other side. Angle
went completely flat underneath me. I cried instead of going
to the hospital and necked a bunch of drinks so
that the pain was bearable. Went out until three am,
and then ubert straight to the hospital to learn it

(57:41):
was broken and needed a cast.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Christmas Party won me zero. I would actually say Christmas
party one you won? The sounds like a one a
drawer to me, it does feel like one. Raw play
Fletchforn and Hailey Well, producer Carwen has a little surprise
for you, Hayley.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Is it because of small birthday in six days?

Speaker 7 (58:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
What is this going to be? Okay, No, I'm open.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Nothing could be more embarrassing than me telling Steven Adams
that I with my pants that's true.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
At a basketball camp for Compact A child A child.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
At a basketball camp. Yeah, okay, okay, So let me
sit the scene. So I was out for dinner last night.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
You day night, Where did you go?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Doz is that what it's gone. Actually was quite nice.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
Okay, but you know that's quite a nice restaurant, quite
a nice area when you're quarter.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I love when you're quarter.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
And I'm staring at it.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Bridge working yet no bridge last week and it wasn't working.
You've got to go the long way.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
You got to get a fury. There's a fury.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
There is a little fairy from from the Hilton, like
on the other sid the viaduct. When you caught it
just like a ten minute.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
It's embarrassing. It's it's also a highat not a Hilton,
but close.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
No, the Hilton on the viaduct. They go from there
to when you call it, it's that doesn't go from
that from the Hilton to the car park there. You
have to walk further away from it.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
The very.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Just walk gondola gondola. Yeah beautiful. Okay, we just sar
solvm Awkland Cities problem again.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
So anyways, I'm steering at this car and I'm like this,
this car is weirdly shaped and like weirdly long, Like
it's not a limo or a hummer, but it's giving hummer.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
It's not a hamozine. No, you know, this is the
show of hamozines. We love a hamozine, like.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
If a homozine had a baby with an suv.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Yeah right, big truck. It's like weirdly long.

Speaker 9 (59:54):
Anyways, I'm stearing at it, and then it out jumps
the passenger and they're wearing this gigantic hat giving Farral
Williams hat.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know that's hair like a Mad Hatter.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
Hat sort of, but like if Mad Hat was at
a rodeo. Okay, anyways, and I'm like, that's a really
interesting hat. And then I'm like, god, that's a really
interesting buff ten hot looking men is it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
She's packed up on it pretty quickly.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Because I knew he was coming back. So Jason Momoa
is back in New Zealand. Yeah, yeah, he's filming another
film here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Sorry, it's weird that I'm like immediately like I know
all the information, but he is filming another film here.
And I knew he was coming back sometime in October,
but I didn't realize he.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Was here chugging like a beer as well as he
walked on the man mum man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Now I set and breach to the council speaking, yeah, ginger,
it was.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Obviously in moderation.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Oh my god, yes, you don't want to hide sugar
spike your glucose there.

Speaker 9 (01:01:05):
But I'm thinking, like, he wanted to go to your
show last time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
How do we get him to this one? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Put my show in Auckland tomorrow night. They're still tickets
by the way, Q Theater dot cot INZ. If you
want to come, there's a few I open tomorrow till Saturday. Yes,
because last time, last time, you can't give the Last.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Time, when you embarrassingly interviewed him and said on his
knee and yeah, and you was helping invited, you gave.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
Him tickets and he did want to come, but he
had the hit the premiere.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
For Fast and Furious. Yeah, X, look what's happening.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
So what's happening now is that he's here and my
show opens tomorrow. There's still tickets available, and there's always
and I said to him at the time, there will
always be two tickets for Jason Moore on the door.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Maybe I've seen him quick little. I did come down. First.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
I think we can't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
I think we take a few breath and we can't breathe, and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Then I think we're like up with a message.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
When did you last message him when you saw his gig?

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
When I saw his being like coming out for a
drink and I was already home. Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah,
yea yeah yeah, so I'd be like, he.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Well, that's that's actually pretty The biggest selling point for
your comedy show is if you buy tickets, Jason Momulla could.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Be there, Like, there's actually a good call now for
this gig.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Don't go for Haley Lot twice hasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Sold out yet, and then he sits up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
You watch a ticket sales now, I bet it sells
out within the day because Jason Momulla could be there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
It is so embarrassing that if people come the whole time,
I'm like on stage giving it my all with my
freakd Award nominee ye show, and then around being like
we showing there's two empty seats there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Two really good empty seats.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
No, why are we giving him too? We don't want
to bring someone with him?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Yeah, Oh my god, how imagine I'm up on stage.
He's the most beautiful girl friend ever, like she is
she doesn't want to go. Imagine she is here on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I look at him like he can Oh she's here.
Now I'm going to perform an hour. Little dishes a
message and say she wants to hang out with me. No,
if I see that, I'll be like, oh my gods,
I'm sory. I'm feeling so parched. Go off stage.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Vaughn gets to cut. Now, well, this is exciting and
great news.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
It's the studio you're getting.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
You really heating up on you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
It's really hot, it's warm, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Well, next on the show, calwhen we don't know about this,
but there's a little surprises.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Carlwen go with these little look at her with the
little grin on her face.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
She's loving this.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Another surprise from Carwhen next is he coming into Stinia?
Is that it because I look kind of cute today,
I wouldn't be mad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Play Zidim's flesh Porn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Feeling a bit saxy this morning. Now, Producer Carwen has
what she is billing as quite a surprise for us.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Yeah, I'm trying to when I before, I always get
a surprise and we try to go down and work
out what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Goes through thematics, I'm okay, what's coming out?

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
What could it be? Is it treats it's food, is it? Snacks? Treats?

Speaker 9 (01:04:10):
Food and snacks are all the same thing, Like those
could definitely be involved. Okay, So on Monday we spoke
about how Hayley just bought a few jackets and hasn't
really used them, you know, and she's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Organizing her wardrobe and she remembered she had an extra
bag of clothes in the garage and she went into
it and there's all these expensive jackets that have been worn.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Zero to one times each classic female behavior there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
But also I was complaining that, like it just hasn't
been cold enough in Auckland. Yeah, I feel sad about
these beautiful jackets. I'm too hot, like going to waste.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Yeah, okay, they deserve to be safe.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Is someone sending me more jackets?

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
They don't Expanino jackets can be used multiful like an
other season.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Do expire when your body decides to put on twenty
five kgs on its own?

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:04:57):
Well, a lovely person who likes to us but also
works somewhere pretty cool, Laura got in touch.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Okay, now I want to give you Laura works. Okay,
go for it. Cakes, jackets, jackets. The jacket factory jacket
factory jack back. Yeah, jackets for jackets for kids and
the like. We want to take these jackets off your
hands and give them to some kids, some kids and knees,
some kids in need of that jacket.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Say, I love you, know me, I love my charity work.
But that'll be a bit of a pooh surprise. We're
going to take all your nice expensi jackets and give
them away. Oh my god, thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (01:05:33):
No, our lovely friend Laura works at Kadrona in Queenstown, one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Of my favorite spots in the coach. It's so good.

Speaker 10 (01:05:41):
The bottom is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Because you know a bit of a history a buff
the gold mining. You know, I want to get into
gold mining. It's a great spot.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Of course of the mountain. I did the carts in
summer summer last time here.

Speaker 9 (01:05:56):
That so much fun, okay, and so lovely Laura wants
to shout us a little trip down.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
So like it's the end of season.

Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
They want to get that vibe, capture the end of
the season and celebrate that they're going to be the
biggest ski.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Field next year.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Oh yeah, that's crazy. I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I didn't know that either, And also so wait when I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Know that, because last time I was down there, they
were doing it talking about the Willow, which was where
they filmed that old movie, The Willow Willow the Magical Fellow. Okay,
a little bit Warwick Davis, that's right, But it was
an old movie and they filmed it, and they were
calling the Willows Run because that was where they filmed it.
And that was opening a massive area. And I know

(01:06:40):
that I've opened some more since.

Speaker 9 (01:06:41):
Holy And so there's something else coming up in the
next week or so that I think a few of
us maybe know about, like just a certain weight of October.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Yeahs twenty seven laughing at that. I'm not laughing at this.
I'm not doing five. And that's so fine. So I'm
thinking we go to Queenstone here. That's a quick turn around.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
I would have to get someone to look after my cat.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Oh my god, I would love to go to Queenstone
for my birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
The show we have to do the radio show from there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Yeah, Look, we will have just a work, so we'll
do the radio show there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Do you hear the mountain? We still have to work. Yeah,
but that's all right because we'll do it on the mountain.
That's not work. Is that it's hardly work in the
snow or something.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
We'll broadcast from the snows plays on my birthday on Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Do they have those?

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
I saw a kid with one at the mountain at
the weekend, and you plumb.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
It's like a it's like an ice cream scooper, but
it's for snowballs.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
Do they have those?

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Can you give me one of those places?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
We'll look into that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Snowballs. Yeah, you get prima and make snowballs when you
squashed your hands snowballs? Do you know what I mean?
Like pack ups on snowmaker snowballs? But these are perfectly
caught con I was gonna say circular conica, but they're
not chronicle.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
No, they're perfectly spirit sphere. Yes, it makes perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
This is so.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
I love this idea.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
So we're going to be away for my birthday.

Speaker 9 (01:08:17):
Yes, you will be away, but we're going to be
in Queenstown.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Baby.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
No, this is great. I don't care. That's great.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
I'll just tell eron wait, we're gonna be away for
his birthday two days before.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
It doesn't This is great.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
So we do a show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
We do a show from Cadrona and we make have
a snow ball thing for me and this is great,
this is perfect. And how he gets to wear jackets
and gets the main purpose that everybody SEMs to have forgotten.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I think we should.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Yeah, okay, I can bring are we all going? I
was going to say this a radio work from up there,
but we've done a radio show from there before years
the Burden Open there were going to breakfast broadcast from there.
My foray of television TV and TV is not around.
Did did? Do you guys want to be one of
my jackets? Because I'm not to wear them all? And

(01:09:06):
I know which one I want to buy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
It's one that I lost my mind and I bought
an arrow Town, which is just out of Queenstown. I
lost my mind and I was hung over, and I
bought a very expensive jacket. Can't wear in an oorplan
because it's too hot. So I'm gonna wear that one.
But maybe one of you can wear the trench with
the collar and the fur cuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
You've got very excited if I've got what does that mean?
When's your birthday?

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
Tuesday?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Tuesday the eighth. Okay, the show will be live live
from Cadrona.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
We know Padrona isn't wanker person texting, and but you
fly into Queenstown.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Oh yeah, sorry, we should spend some time in Queenstown. Yeah,
of course we.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Should go to Walter's Peak on the on the Urn Slaughter,
because it was you. You went to a the for
a start, you know, I used to I used to
scoff yeah at the Smoky Old Girl. Yeah, went on
the Smoky Old Girl and I saw a steam engine working.

(01:10:00):
It's a minute. They're like the Smoky Old Girl.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
My god, the Smoky Old Girl is one of my favorites.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
And then at the other end there's sheep, dogs and
sheep and cows and maybe the best birthday ever and sticky.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
With my closest, dearest, bestest friends.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Somebody said they demand an on snow jacket fashion.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
I'm going to bring the very best five jackets I have.
But it didn't get warm this winter. Oh my god,
thank you, Lovely Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
It's exciting, all right, Laura, Laura, Laura, Lovely Laura, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Plays its Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
It's time for.

Speaker 10 (01:10:42):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do. I was oud, we're here effect of
the day. She's going to go into my phone and
find my flagged messages because everybody that sent me a
photo of a flag yesterday, a flag, a cloud, a

(01:11:09):
cloud got flagged. So let me find how do.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
I do this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Oh that's cool, I don't have We've got time for
your personal cloud shout outs for this isn't the weather,
send me the end of the weather. This isn't his
picture of a cloud, but he sent me a Twitter
post that he found this cloud beautiful taken. This will
be one for you. But this is where you're going
at the end of the year, the desert in Chile.

(01:11:37):
Oh wow, clouds of these bumpy bumpy clouds. These don't
launch my holiday ahead of my launched your official holiday
spoiler so that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
They look like lines. Wow, it's like tubes of lines, lines.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Lines of cloud It's incredible. Yeah, I know, isn't that beautiful?
Somehow could probably share that so over and listening could see,
but I don't. That's out of all. Just imagine Wheelhouse
Boston sent me these pictures of clouds. I said, ship, Yeah, dude,
those are good clouds. It looks like a comm well

(01:12:17):
what it doesn't go but plug it looks like a comma.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
What did you I would have said, spinning top, dirty girl,
smack on.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
The handy girl. Dirty girls get smacks. See that's just
made it even dirty. It has what do you reckon?
This is there's like a central the central North going
over the top there. But Boston, thank you very much
for your photo ship. Ye dude, that is hot play.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I am listening to someone just texting about sex, dollar
tacos and wanaka.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
So I'm just okay, get the info immediately the information. No, no,
you keep going on clouds. If you want to semi
photos of clouds. You can see me photos of cool
clouds that it is on Instagram. It's cloud wake here
at Facto. Itasure is that there is a word for
measuring how much cloud cover are cloud.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Per square something octors octors.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Eights of the sky. Oh okay, so we're making observations
that are weather station cloud cover is measured in octors
eights of the sky. But the sky is infinite. Well no,
you can't see all of it. Yeah, but they don't
know what I'm seeing. Weather station and elevated weather station.
If they look up their their measurements, they can measure

(01:13:37):
by eights of the sky.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
But my sky is going to be different to the
weather man wherever he's.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Looking at I know it will be, but why so what.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
Is he going to do an individual count for each
person where they stand.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
They'll say the whatever weather station Octa was this, and
they'll just say it was a cloudy day. But that's
of no use to me. So zero octors would mean
there's not a single cloud in the sky, which is
termed inubulous. Oh I love aubulus inobulous, so octors. It's
like the Bristol stool chart. So xero octors sky absolutely clear,

(01:14:15):
of course one a few clouds to a few more clouds,
three scattered clouds, also for four broken clouds, five and sex.
Eight is overcast, entirely nine obscured, and they're not measured
as the other option, which is just lazy.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
So you would say today, looking at our sky, doctors,
I'd say eight octors.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Say eight as well? Okay, eight octors.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Because I can see a skiric of black and if
it was blue scri it would be anubulus scik.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Yeah, just a lovely word that I don't think I've
ever heard before. Sc scric Australian. Poor friends, it's Australian.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
Just a sciric five schio. Please use basic words around us.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Sorry, I done seen the clouds. You think a little
bit dear?

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Yeah, a little bit blue, a little bit blue. So
today's factor that they hear at cloud Week. And boy,
I'll tell you what, people I love on clouds better
than calendar we better than calendar calendar week, which was
fascinating and interesting. The worst is that the unit of
measurement given to describe the amount of cloud covered every
given location, such as the weather station, is an octa fact.

Speaker 10 (01:15:27):
Of the day, day day day day. Yeah, do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do?

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Play play Elie Brown? Scandal Colm, but I'm back with
some more scandal.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Wow, I know the scandalotops the hottest thing on the
entertainment news circuit. Thank you very much. It's just been
my life hunting out these scandal You'll be.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
On the red carpet, so in your first red carpet
before you know it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Oh my gosh, what will I wear? No, You'll be
on the side with the microphone. Okay, that's what I mean.
Scandal cow is allowed down the carpet brow scandal Cow,
you walk the red. No, they don't want you to
make it as the scandal I have in my hot
little hands.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Today involves Cardi b Wrapper Extraordinear, who revealed that she
was She found out she was pregnant after having kind
of a major surgery to get some butt injections removed
because she has an enhanced tush.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
She have injections or plants.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Injections remove, suck them out and you dissolve things.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
She has a surgery, so the indictions go kind of
solid or is it some kind of goo. I don't know.
I don't have injections. It's horrible to think about. I
just I just hit the squad. You just yeah, I
mean you at the Jimmyumo squats. That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
But she had some butt injections to give herself the
round tush that we know, and she was like, ah,
you know, it kind of makes it look a bit
lumpety bumpity, I'm gonna get it removed. She got two
blood tests done, they passed her clearer to have the surgery.
No issue and then afterwards she found out she was pregnant.
Now she had only she has only.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Made love.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
I'll use those terms twice in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Is it what she said? Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
So she assumed it was the early one and was like, okay,
that's probably fine, and then they were like, nope, you're
four months pregnant. Four months, so she went under and
had the surgery full surgery, because but is it bad
to go under if you're pregnant, like to have anisetic consumer.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
And especially when you're like four months pregnant.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
They assume there's some complications or maybe then it would
be other steps underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Protest is that an anast statistician. He doesn't have a
mental embarrassed again to be to be one of two
medicals full titleogists, theyre sorry, they shrink it for the
every man, every day man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
A psychologist is what is what dumbatologists is full title
of course.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
Break down things for this demo. But maybe they would
do something different if the woman was pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Anyway, you hear these stories all the time, and I
want to hear Moreleprouse scandal. Cow demands more scandal. Right,
I'm hungry for it, right, What do you want to know?
I want to know what you did when you didn't
know you were pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
I love this because the roller coasters.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
Yeah, you go on roller coasters and pregnant conditioner if
you're pregnant.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
There's a list the amount of time I go to
things like procedures or whatever procedures. I'm like absolutely full
of plastic, but like little but some bobs here and
near and they're like, any chance you're pregnant or MRIs,
any chance pregnant?

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Was like not botox? I mean you would have know
you've never had it, had it twenty seven and that's
not even that's not even a joke, Like Haley, I'm
not joking.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
If you want to see my jokes, you can and
see my comedy show running from Thursday to Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
And if you do go along, you won't see her
forehead move jokes like that, flutters other parts of the
bodybrowser that you'll hear jokes. But one thing you want see,
are you allowed to do that when you're pregnant? Wouldn't

(01:19:40):
have thought so.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
But like a lot of pregnant women don't go and
get their hair done because the bleach and the chemicals
and all the things.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Fine, if you're not pregnant, Yeah, you poison yourself. You know.
I know people that have like absolutely like been overseas
on holidays partying and then find out that they are
surprised expecting a kid when they weren't trying balley belly
every morning for a few hours. Yeah, they have been
just adjusting to the new food and they have.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Been like ruining their bodies on these holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
And you're decided.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
I wonder what these kids are going to turn out, like,
we'll see eighteen years totally.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Well, this is what Hailey Sprouse scandal cow demands tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Okay, well give us a call.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
I one hundred dance at him as our number, text
through nine six nine six. What did you do when
you didn't know you were pregnant?

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
Give us a call, Candace. What did you get done
when you were pregnant?

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
But you didn't?

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
So I went and I had a fall wisdom tooth
and I was like, oh, you know, I'll go get
it removed.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
And I went in.

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
Then I needed X rays and they were like, are
you pregnant?

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Like, no way, no way.

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
So I got it all done x rays everything. And
then a week later I found out I was pregnant.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
Oh yeah, not because you're not meant to X ray
the baby.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
No, that's why that everyone leaves the room. I mean
it's not super How will the Incredible Hulk, Well, she's
the second one of the four. It's because your x rader.
I'm sure it's not amazing and idea not a chance.

(01:21:16):
Oh yeah, actually I am.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
Yeah, I tell you what though, that's on the lighter
end of things.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Yeah, that makes you feel any better for some of
the stories that we hear in this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Yeah, Holly, what did you do when you didn't know
you were pregnant?

Speaker 10 (01:21:29):
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
So I had this test medical test. I have been
trying for a baby, and I had this medical test
that you cannot have while you're pregnant, so much so
that you can't book it and advance. You basically have
to call up be like yo, I'm menstruating.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Hello, damn blah blah blah, clinic.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
Yo're come in, but maybe not get rugged but alas And.

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
So they were like yes week, Cole, and then they
had sort of talked through the rest. They put mildly
radioactives dye like in your uterate o chick, and then
they put you under this machine so that they can
see you like blockages or what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
So you were trying to get to the bottom of
why you weren't getting pregnant.

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
Well, you said no, when I had done we've done
some fertility treatments and that had shown that, like we
already knew they were going to be issues. They were like, ah,
we think you might have cancer, and we're like, oh, good,
And so this was like a test to like check
for that and sort of just check how everything was going.
Was that one of the steps in the jolly and
you take? And then anyway, they'd just sort of say like, yep,

(01:22:45):
some people have really reactive side effects and things, but
we don't, you know, it's very small. Anyway, long story,
shoal ended up in the ear vomiting so and well
doubled over in pain. And so anyway, my six year
old's here to tell the tale as too. I would
three days pregnant.

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
Oh is your six year old glowing green from the radio,
don't she's?

Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
So I'm expecting that that's got something to do with.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
I want radioactive dying when I'm being baby you're already
quite I'm tall, holy amazing, Thank you for Sheerry, give
your teas coming in nine sex, nine sex, some texts

(01:23:35):
and my eighteen hands high. That's a big horse. Yep,
X race horse are bolted while I was riding, and
we're heading straight towards the gate, and I knew we
wouldn't clear it, so I bailed. Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
The horse hurled off the horse like abandoned ship.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Abandoned ship exced. It's more like jumping out of a
car because you got a roll and roll rolled about
eight times before coming to a stop. Week later, I
founded us four weeks pregnant. How lucky the child very
dizzy cons I've got a dizzy child, now doesy child?
It's probably why I ate twenty four oysters in one

(01:24:10):
sitting when I was pregnant. I'm not supposed to eat
seafood raw fresh yeah, ah, Deli Deli meats.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Yeah, or spars because a lot of people are texting that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
That's why somebody asked my best friend had a surprise baby.
Didn't know until she gave birth her entire pregnancy. She'd
been in and out of hot tubs eating Dai meats
while pregnant. Turns out it was pregnancy craven.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Those surprise birthday mansion, taking it home and being like, oh,
we don't have a room for you, don't have any stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
I've actually also got a holiday next week.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Yeah, kind of busy. I went to an eminem concert
and a week later went skydiving six weeks pregnant PAPIs.
I had no idea the first trimester with my third child.
I was offered a chance for a free bungee jump
and I didn't couldn't pass up, so I said, I wasn't.

(01:24:58):
She's fine now and seems fine. It was five now
and seems fight long, thin intent. Okay, we got someone here.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
Was going hard at the gym, lost about ten kgs
with weight watchers.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Was just shreading and treating shreading, but I could not
get rid of the lump of my stomach.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
It was twenty six weeks pregnant. Oh my god, I'm
just getting all toned up and I'm losing weight.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Sometimes they seat pregnant people at the gym and I'm like,
how are you doing that?

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
I'm yeah. I went to sound Wave and Brisbane didn't
know agnant great sound Way. That was a great festie
never when sun has a great taste in music. Oh yeah,
maybe some way involved. Yeap.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
How did someone have their tubes removed?

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
A couple of messages of that two weeks later, positive
pregnancy tiste. Yeah, the tubes from your uterus to your ovaries.
I spoke, it has already moved out.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
The eggs come from the ovarias, gone into the uterus.
Prego and then get the tubes removed.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
We don't need to just watching the whole thing happen
like it's just moved out of its childhood home and
it's watching it get and pulled down. Yeah, we moved
out of there. I think cold we got out of them.
I'm bloody developers these days.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Oh, I know, they moved so quick.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Clay. I was on a two person glider flight when
I didn't know I was pregnant. I was so nauseous.
I was sucking in the fresh air through the tiny hop.
It equalizes the pressure to outside so that the god
that doesn't it south And they were just like, he
give me some of that cold, cold, fresh air. We

(01:26:27):
had to make an urgent landing before I vomited. Turns
out us pregnant. Oh wow, I was go karting had
to stop halfway through because they had bad naughsey. It
turns out I was pregnant. Was confused when the guy
telling me that people do get motion sickness on go
karts because I've never had any form of motion sickness before. Yeah,
oh my god. First pregnancy went to Fiji for a
week holiday and a Katy Perry concert turned out us

(01:26:48):
three months along. Second pregnancy went to an Aerosmith concert
and was VIP hosted Big Big weekend boine. I love
that big week Ind' going to be loving concerts.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Someone went to bogganing, well they do it doing a
toboggan and they something went wrong there to bail out
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Week later it was thirteen weeks found out was thirteen
weeks pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
I found out as pregnant before I was due when
I went in to have surgery to have assist removed
from my ovary.

Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Oh wow, Well they were just sitting there and they're
like hello.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
The person who text and saying that they got their
tubes tied, and then found out that they were already
three months pregnant, So you wouldn't you tubes tied?

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
To make sure that you were going to get pregnant. Yeah, blessing.
Yeah was that the same one who said my auntie
went there's a different one. Another one went to get
a tubes tied and found out she was in fact pregnant,
three months pregnant. The holiday coming up, I got bucked
off a horse.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
I was breaking and I didn't know where to break
them break It's like ballet shoes or something.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Yeah. The next day I was ready to be ridden. Yeah,
jump bomboard. I don't think you're really not even supposed
to ride them till they're like three?

Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Until we had them, had them, feed them, trot them
around on a lead in the circle, lean and then
jump on. See what they do?

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
Oh did you tell me that was my tums? That
was my ton tum tums.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Hey, guys, I reckon. It was the most fun to
be the head on a show. Not not for me.
I don't know where even nowhere even you haven't been
here long, have you?

Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
I haven't. No, you were listening and you had fun.
Won't you give us a little review?

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
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