Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 11th October 2024

Vaughan's sore jaw

Gen Z aren't doing mascara

Top 6 Seagull puter offerers

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The fleeh Onorne and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every days fleeh One and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thank you Brand, good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch,
Fawn and Haley. Friday's finally here.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah. God, it's been a long week.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Pour Us starting Pointstown, went to Wanica and then Hailey
is still sick today.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I knew, I think, I to be honest, when we
were coming back, I knew it was gonna be one
of those bad ones year. She was COVID, not COVID
though it wasn't COVID yet. She's been testing. But somebogan
flu is what she's calling it. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep,
strong case.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Of the burgy flu. Top six.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Now apparently there is a place in christ Church with
a seagull problem, and to keep the seagulls away from
their house, they're playing the sound which is starting to
pass off neighbors. Yeah, and it's one of those like
posh houses on the hell like a big mansion. Yeah.
By the way, we mentioned we saw a seagull at
Cadrona when we were broadcasting from the earlier in the week.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
No, that's a seagull. You're a long way from home champ. Yeah,
you're in laying quite in land there and.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Upper hell there's there's not even a rubbih dump up
here and covered in snow.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, this isn't your jurisdiction. I didn't see that. It's
like seeing a school teacher at the mall alew my
mind is weird.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
When you see a teacher out of school, Ye're always
say anywhere anywhere where. You just see a person at
the one place only, and then you see them out
and I don't recognize them when they're out of the
natural environment. When you see someone you always see at
the gym and they're not in gym gear, and you
see them at the mall or something some of the
works of.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
The gym, and you see them somewhere else, you're like,
where are what it been from? Yeah, it's weird. They're
like seeing a seagull.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Or you're like favorite takeaway place and then you see
the takeaway place person.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Out during daytime hours or whatever, and you're like, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's weird anyway, That seagull is not the problem, but
we do have some problem seagulls, and I've got the
top six ways to deter seagulls.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Play z Ins, Fleashboorne and Haley.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Two mystery elements. One I've worken up with this morning.
Very sore jaw. Oh, I don't know what. I haven't chewy.
I haven't taken a tumble.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I haven't. I never have chewing gum.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
But if I have, like someone offers me chewing gum,
the next day, I have a saw jaw. I'm not
used to the chilling, to the chewing. No, there's no
chewing on that. I don't know what it's. It's very
I mean great chance for jokes, like when your mate's
got a broken I know I was going to make
the giant. You know, it was like it is. You know,
we're a family shark. And at six o'clock in the morning.
It's six o'clock in the morning, it's two and it's

(02:40):
only one side. I've never had a related injury, but
I assume it's both sides at once. Maybe that is
your dominant side. No, I don't hear the chewing side.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
The other is.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
And I've mentioned to this to you. I believe I've
mentioned to you my weird, feeling testical. Now the testicle
itself is it's sore. I've done something. I don't believe
you have mentioned. I know, was it last week? You
would said to Haley and I that it was at
the start of the week when we were in Wanica.
I said, I think I've sat on it funny on
the plane down or something, Okay, and it just feels

(03:13):
it and it's it comes and goes.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Right, it's not that. And I've checked for lumps. I'm
a regular. Are you checking for lumps and tests?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
We're in the opt I mean it's a young they
call it a young man's cancer.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, all right, you got to check these balls. Have
you checked them once a month? Set a reminder in
the calendar, or do it on the first chick once
a month? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Have you messaged our good friend. I know he's not
working today, he'll be asleep now. But our good friend,
doctor Shawney, this is a perfect question.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I don't because he'll want to touch them, heavy fondling
to make sure that it's all right down there.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Nobody could not. He could not feel like the pain.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Is more testical adjacent, right, I be up in oh,
I don't know exactly where the testicle. When's the rest
of the thing via the cord. The cord, by the way,
is the most sensitive part.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
You think. Maybe I think I've twisted.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
A cord, twisted the cord. I think at some stage
there might have been a rotation within.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Scride a bit.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I guess there are any females listening a bit like
when the hose gets to twist and the water stops.
But like that, No, that would be like if you
twisted the penis as the hose, I would say, because
you put a cank in the hose and the flow
can't work right. I don't think it's I just think
there might be a twist. It might have twisted around
or something. And I don't know if it's meant to

(04:30):
do that or not. But I'm going to give it,
I reckon, I'm going to give it till Monday and
then probably have to like go to the doctor, a doctor.
But anytime I've been to the doctor for anything penis related, yeah,
like I'll literally go and they'll say it's nothing to
worry about, and the next day it's gone, okay, because
your doctor is going to start thinking that you just
want to show him your penis. Well, I haven't been

(04:51):
to the doctor for a penis related incident for a
long time, right, for a lot. I'm talking twenty years,
but there was a couple of teenage incidents. Well, I
was worried about it, and I went to the doctor
and the doctor was like, absolutely nothing to worry about,
perfectly normal. The next day it was gone. Man, You've
got to feel for doctors. They like people come out
for doctors.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Phil for the guyager shirt a grown man's different reason.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Because he said me worried about it for like a week,
and he's like, all right, it's doctor time. Hey mom,
because you're still having a home Hey mom, if I
need to go to the doctor, oh.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
My god, what for?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Sort of a sort of a man issue. And she's like, oh,
we'll talk to your father about it. Ah, he's an
a doctor, that's why.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Doctor. The doctor's like, nothing to worry about.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
My man.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
People are only showing the doctor when something's wrong. Yeah,
but literally both times they went literally the next day
it was sort of right.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
He didn't prescribe me anything. It wasn't well, maybe just
waited out sexual. It was just like, is that normal?
Maybe just wait a week, it was gone. Well it
will be soon.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
It will be a week okay, But it doesn't ye,
I mean it's just getting old, isn't it. Waking up
with things my wake every morning, My backs like like
I'm struggling upon on socks and stuff. So I'm gonna
put on the toilet to get a sock on. Right
once again, started and warmed up.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, you're just like an old land rover. You just
keep and I'm laking oil. I'm laking oil on the
garage floor.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah. Bets of sore.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah yeah, its sledge born in Hailey.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
The producer Girlies, would like to discuss a new makeup trend.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
So one of the most cult classic makeup items is mascara.
You put it on your eyelashes and make them nice
and dark and long, and it keeps them all curled
all day. Right, But us gen Z are saying no more,
We're getting rid of the mascara.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Now.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Have you had like a conference, Yeah, we have decided
this and your meeting, okay, and we.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Decide who's canceled, what new slang we've got Okay, Yeah,
it's a good time. So we just had the meeting
and Star.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Is Outsca is out.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Carmen also hates this.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yeah, oh my gosh, I hate this. I want to
just sown all the gen Z that I know because
I wear mascara every single day without fail.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
I think it's one of the isn't it one of
the easier makeups? Yeah, things to do.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
It's very transformative. It makes you look like you're wearing maker.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah, Like, even if I'm the sickest dog in the world,
I can look a little bit better with some mascara.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, even if you're the sickest dog in the and
they're just saying now it's you're not using it. You're
on the verge of being put down. You're so so
there's nothing more we can do. You wax some mascara
on that labrador.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
You're getting a few more years out of it.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's wolfing. That was in the gen Z meeting. Yeah, yeah,
but no, so we're not wearing it anymore. I currently am,
So I'm not the best gen Z. But basically you
kind of go for the soft, clean girl makeup, so
everyone's going dewey.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
It's soft.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
We're not wearing much. It's very natural, especially for a
lot of blondes. Sometimes wearing dark lashes can be quite intense.
So we're ditching the mascara. We're going natural this year
as her the annual.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Meeting as the Meeting.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
How do you feel about this? S Worn, I couldn't
care less, You couldn't care less, but you are so
good a masca.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
I know, I do, I know. I've run mascara through
my beard before. Yeah, you have. Yeah, when I used to,
when I was younger, and he used to trim it myself.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Occasionally you'd go a bit heavy and one spot, so
you'd have to misca it up just for a week
or two till.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
It grew back a bit like black though. Oh then
you do like around it and stuff as well. You
did a whole do you know?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
I recently got sent from Chimis Warehouse, Yeah, friends of
the show. Yeah, they sent me like a Father's Day pack,
and in there was a beard mascara, like a specifically
designed beard muscarn a man beard muscarra.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah, for covering up grays, which I took.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I've got lots of grays coming through. The ginger's got
the eye, yeah, right, the gingers gray Okay, to be honest,
it's my preferred non brown hair color of yeah right,
I'd rather have a speckle of sold pepper then.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah, so you're not going to gray.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
But then if you black the beard, do it, I
said to Haley, because if she was here, I'm in
the box, I said. One day, I'm just going to
come to work having done this. But it only lasts
a day like masca, which is weird because every time
I touch my beard, and I'm constantly touching it, I have.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
It'll dry down.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Okay, Yeah, you're just work and I'm not going to
say anything. Well, and you just have all of a
sudden a black bed Well, no, it was brown brown.
I think one hundred percent you'll notice because then I'll
do it, and then I think it's funny, and then
I'll do my eyebrows as well. Yeah cute, Yeah yeah,

(09:44):
I wait, now the gen Z's Okay, what did they
say in the meeting about beard mascara?

Speaker 5 (09:49):
That didn't make it to the minutes, but I'll put
that forward for the next meeting.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
I don't see any gen Z dudes with beards. They
all throw the little mustache say.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
I don't think gen zs are doing beds.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
They can't yet, can they? Bless them? Even't joined out.
The mustache to the takes a few years.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
It does take a while. That's the last one to
come in. Yeah, throat always gets the throat. Beard always
comes in first. Yeah. Well yeah, it's always way heavier
under here. And that's why you'll see people even and
then they get a mustache.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Some people can never join it. No, no beard and
the mustache.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Yeah, fascinating.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah. When I see a ball guy that can't grow
a beard, I feel sorry for him.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Oh I do.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
Was it a call out to flitch which Dady grows?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Daddy grows a beard?

Speaker 6 (10:41):
I haven't seen.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
It.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Gets it cheap.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I love a nice clean shave with a blade, love it. Yeah,
don't grow mustache, grow a mustache. November November.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
We'll get.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
We'll see, we'll see. So I'm not I'm not gonna
get the raising money outside of it.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Again. I just don't like the itchiness. And then I
look like varn I have bits of porridge in my
bed for the whole day and no one tells.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Me it's plays Fletchborn and Haley play z ms.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Fletchborne and haley.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the
top six.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Hello, there a christ Church mansion and I'm not talking
just like, is that just a big house? It recently
sold for an undisclosed amount, but they would leave somewhere
between eight and nine million dollars? Oh okay, are you
on one roof having a little nosey ah? No, although
it's just that that was just a kpi A kpi, yes,

(11:46):
I am, yeah, because they do they do the estimate,
don't they?

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yeah, brilliant. I don't know what them.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Because also how do you keep because whenever you go
on like one roof, of course, yeah, preferred, we've start
a choice unless it tells me I probably he's dropped.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
And then ewhere they're all saying the same night. Because
during COVID it was very very high, very everybody's was
very very high. Cod I liked it when it was.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Very very high, and and and the interest rates were
very very low. And now it's gone the other way around. Yeah,
but that's not one roofs fold is that, isn't it?
Somebody's not mine? Think it might be your fault. Maybe
the house is called the rocks.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
It's fair.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
It's very very it's very posh, isn't it very very
very nice? And overlooking the ocean. Now, when you overlook
the ocean, of course you've got ocean creatures. Yeah, stars,
shameless starfish or crawl up crabs, cramps in the basement.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, seals now because it's upper cliff.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
But birds, oh yeah, if you're familiar with birds, seagulls particularly.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
They fly and they can fly straight up cliffs.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
So to get rid of them, they purchased a bird imitator,
and I guess it plays a panicked seagull noise, right,
and that makes them freak out because I all never
forget and my kids still talk about it, and they
were young when it happened. Yeah, at our old place,
we grew sunflowers and I put them somewhere to dry,
and then we looked out and there was just these

(13:17):
hundreds of these little goldfinch birds that we'd never seen
in our place before, eating the sunflower seeds. H And
I looked them up, found what they were, found the
noise they made, and then like played a noise out
the window.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
To them, and they left and never came back, like
they like it.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Was like, I didn't know I was playing a distress call, Ryan,
and they were gone and they never came back.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
That is what was said on that egg.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I do not know what the distress bird said and
the distressed bird call, but it was enough two of them.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
They never came back for those delicious, delicious sunflower seeds.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
So I'm guessing that's what these people are playing, right,
but it's upsetting them or Okay, So Carwan and Produced
Commodies just sent me the one roof estimate for this
property three point sixty five million dollars. Well, they said
between eight and nine. And theory I'm reading and undisclosed
a mount right so that they're using a deterrent to

(14:07):
get rid of them. Neighbors say, it sounds like a
masonry drill. Worse, sound like you drills are dentist drills
on steroids. Ear piercing. It's around the beach, so people
are like, it's actually like pretty gross to just be
walking along the beach and hear it. There's seals, penguins,
seagull colony nearby. It must be disturbing them anyway. People

(14:28):
an'thappy about it. But this glass faced mansion's got shit
all over the balustrade.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
So you know, if I was cleaning the shit on
the balustrade, I'll try a few things.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah, me too, probably, So I've got the top six
ways to deter seagulls without music from shitting on your balustrade. Okay,
this could, this could maybe quite you know, stop the
unrest in the community. Yes, well, that's what I'm here for.
I'm a peacemaker. You know what they say about me.
I'm yeah, number six. Some of us get pet hawks, okay,

(14:58):
and do they attack sea girls? They were hungry enough, okay,
and they'll be hungry. Yeah, good hawks. Number five on
the list of the top six ways that disperse seagulls
without ear piercing sounds from shitting on your balustrade. Trailer
fish and chips the summer else then every day you
just drop a few more bucks of chips around that

(15:20):
same spot, right, and then they will always go They
always go there because that's what they learn. They learn
that that's where the food's at. And if you're affording
a eight to nine million or maybe three and a
half million dollar, yeah, property, a few dollars a day, chips,
a couple of scoops isn't going to break the bang.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
No.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, number four on the list of the top six
ways that disperse seagulls without driving your neighbors insane and
without them shipping on your balustrade.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Make them start paying rent give them more, give them
more rental forms to.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Fill out and play a bond, and then weekly they'll
go squant somewhere, they'll go somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, they're only there because it's free.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Number three on the list of the top sex ways
to disperse seagulls without upsetting the neighbors with a piercing sounds.
Dress up as their biggest threat in the wild, and
I'll just google what the biggest threat is.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, this place sold for eight point one million dollars
and twenty get away seagulls.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
That's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
You can dress up as their biggest threat, which are
just googled and it's humans where everyone is in a threat,
so that's easy.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Or you could employ a human i or just.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Buy a scarecrow, but get it dressed up in a
suit like it's gonna serve as a lawyer and it's
gonna issue them.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Some legal papers. That'll scare anyway away.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Number two and the less of the top six ways
to disperse seagulls without annoying the neighbors with the air
piercing sounds and of course without them shitting on your balustrade.
Extra strength fly tape. Okayn their land, they can't take
off and the year. But then they're gonna just be
constantly shitting. And then you pick them up and drive
them out of town and drop them off somewhere else,
and then they fly back.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Shop, they might fly back. They might fly back. They
might fly back.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
And number one and the less of the top six
ways to disperse the seagulls and get them to stop
shitting on your balustrade.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
It on their balustrade. So where is their balustrade? I
just find their house on the side of the cliff
and just put.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
All shipped on them. Yeah, that would show them, Yeah,
you know, do unto others like as that you would
have them do unto. Yeah. Yeah, but then you're also
probably going to have shipped on your deck and balustrade,
your ship. You got to go to their place. You
got to find out where they live. Okay, it's in
the side of cliffs. I remember googling once because I've

(17:28):
never seen a baby seagull and we don't see them
because they're on the side of cliffs.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Right.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
That's today'stop sert play Spleitch, Vorn and Taily Now Vaughn.
This is your type of medical experiment. People were squirted
with hot sauce while in a scanner. What to look
at their brain patterns and their eyes or the like.
They were given hot sauce right now. They studies. The

(17:53):
studies have found that positive expectations and like positive thinking, yeah,
can dig crease the perceived intensity of spiciness. But what
kind of positive thinking, like I'm gonna like this hot
sauce or it's not gonna be that part. It's not, man,
I'm just having such a great day, because if I
was just like they're like, okay, you're in a scanner,

(18:13):
just think some positive thoughts. You're like, man, I have
a great day. And then someone say and you're like, ah,
immediately negative. You need to be told that the hot
sauce is coming, right.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah, you're told that the hot source is coming, and
I guess that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
They just want you to perceive in your brain that
it's going to be not bad, right, that's like everything.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
It's like an electric shock.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
The electric shocks the worst vertebut of the electric shock
is just before you get the electric shock, when you
know you're gonna get an electric shock, when you're like this.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
But if you can convince yourself like I just.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Need to test this electric shock, Yeah, stand on one
foot and grab the electric fence as hard as you can.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Yeah, it's like, oh that was bad.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
It's not as bad as if it gets you by
surprise or if you're the big panic about it beforehand.
Hundred percent. So what they found is, yeah, that positive
expectations decrease the intensity of spiciness and activate brain regions
associated with pleasure and higher level thinking. But also on
the flip side, negative expectations made spicy foods seem less enjoyable.

(19:11):
So if you're freaking yourself out about spicy curry totally,
you're only gonna make it worse. That does not surprised
me whatsoever. But it's just just that's just kids about anything. Yes,
when you were a kid.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
All my wife, they get themselves so worked up about
something before.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
It happens, but they will never enjoy it. It was like, okay,
so yesterday case in point.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah're on it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
When we were at Disneyland, we were lined up for
the Incredibles roller coaster. Yeah, the in Credit coaster, which
is a great roller coaster that sounds fun, so much fun.
We were lined up, we were literally next about to
get in, and Andy talk to herself out of it,
and when we got off, we were like, that was
so rad sagic, good roller coaster. She's like, I wish
i'd done it. Yesterday she went to rambos In with
her cousins. Oh yeah, was lined up for the roller coaster.

(19:55):
Apparently made a deal with my dad when they drove
past last time, saying, next time I go there, I'm
different going on the roller coaster.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, she was lined up.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
She was literally the next Perston again, and she took
herself out of it, and then her cousin did it
and said that was so much fun.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
And she's like, I kind of wish i'd.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Done it, because yeah, and then the people that negative
the whole line, or even overthink it too much are
gonna have a bad time.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Yeah, relax, it's gonna be fun. It's look at all
these people.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Hundreds of people are doing this thing and no one's
getting off saying this is the worst time of my life.
The occasional person might get off and be like, I'm terrified. Yeah,
that's the exciting part. Yeah, just just let just go
with the fly. Yeah, get a bit of adrenaline. Then
you and you try that spicy hot Si, try ride
the coaster, try the sauce ms, flinch Vorn and Hall.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Silly little pool.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly,
silly little pole. It's a two part of today. She's
a two parter. Do you know your own body count?

(21:10):
That's your number of sexual partners?

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Seventy five percent of people do they know the number?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Now. The reason we asked this today is that because
a study out of America showed that one and four
hide this number from their partner. Maybe they're embarrassed by it,
or they think it's either too little or too many,
it doesn't line up with their partner, or they don't
want to have that whole Oh really, who is she?

Speaker 10 (21:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
When was this?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I actually just saw a funny name, a real I've
sent it to my wife. It's a woman sitting in
there sat a partner and she's like, I know I'm
not his first girlfriend. Next, I know I'm not his
first kiss. But actually, forget it now I'm angry at
I was just like, that's that's good, that's good, that's good. Stuffy,
I means you und to say. That's the reason we
don't have these discussions, right, Yeah, this arguments about nothing.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Just avoid it. Do you know your body count?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Seventy five percent of people said yes, they do wow,
Five percent said no. I did get a I did
wake up to a message from our friend James this morning, yes,
with a screenshot of our cellar little Pole, which just
said ha ha.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
I just said ha ha.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Yeah. Is he laughing because he doesn't or is he loving?
Because who knows? I actually don't know how he voted.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yes, I want to know what he was laughing, what
his laugh was. Follow up question, have you told your
partner your body count? Fifty four percent of people said years.
Forty six percent said no, they haven't. Okay, they haven't
told their partner. So that's that's way different than the
American study, isn't it yeah, which is only twenty five
percent some responses, and apparently this was a very popular response. Okay,

(22:47):
Chris says, easy, it's one this week. No, I think
Chris's lifetime in the lifetime, yeah, because they found their
true love one just one know zeros in this week. No, No,
a lifetime knows October No, his whole life. I think
he found the one he wanted to be with and

(23:09):
has been with one and they had relationships with that
in October. We're living days in slow month.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Slow month for you.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
We're a third of the way for October and you're
a one. Something's wrong? Are you feeling okay? Alistairs said, yeah,
kind of. I stopped counting at one hundred, alas you dog,
you old cedar one hundred. My god, man, you must

(23:40):
have seen some Buttholes Oh yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Renee said, I have a list of everyone
in a rating. Why not let lets me know who
might be worth going back to reduce, reuse, recycle.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Now apparently this is what the girlies are doing. Yeah,
so what what kind of rating do you think? Like
out of five or ten?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Me?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
No, what do you think she's rating? Like what like
on the scale or like are their points for different things? System?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I don't know, because I know the girlies talk about
like people they have note the notes af in their phone.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
They keep a list. Yeah, not you guys specifically, but
this is just the thing done. Oh you're not well.
I was trying to get you out of their trouble there.
But let's hear it. Let's hear the list.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Well, I've got first and last name asides from you.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Do you have any name on them more than once?
Like the same name, like Matt for example, there's been
more than one Matt.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
What name is it? You don't have say if that's
makes it uncomfortable, But I just.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Wow, Okay, sometimes I forget this is public radio.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Get a feeling love that her out there doing their phone.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
See anyone in the phone that, like you don't know
their last name or they've got a nickname.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, I get that, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, but the girlies and all my friends do this.
They'll write kind of like a one sentence review, almost
like a bad ye review.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Okay, a bad YEP review, just like all your reviews
are bad. I feel like it's common to nominated.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Yeah, the reviews.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
I just mean like it's just like a short review.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Short review, right, Okay, interesting, Okay, I feel like guys
wouldn't do this.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Maybe some would, but no, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
No, cerrus Is, I stopped counting after thirty. At least
you stop counting up to thirty. The other guys keep
counting up to one hundred. Yeah, it's jason Is. It
takes a few minutes to recall it, though, they have
to run through in their head. Yeah right, Yeah, of
course I was a virgin til I was married, so
I yeah, was one.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Because the Good Lord was watching.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah, not since I bought that that masturbation blocking god
blanket off.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, which is staple to your roof.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
We have to.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
I think it's so heavy and go under the bla.
I think it's just a weighted blanket. Vaughn may be
real less anxious. I think it's been rebranded as an
masturbation blanket, a blanket blocker. Isaac said no, because I'm
worried it'll prompt her to tell me hers. And as
far as I'm concerned, I was at first and I
won't hear otherwise.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Oh what do you care? You're not her first, but
at current time you're her last.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
PSP.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
The past is the past, Yeah, past, this past. It
should be t P S t e P very long,
very long.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah, there was more for this.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Surprisingly, this is a This is quite a bit of feedback, Daniel,
like most girls notes aap on the phone, taels all, I'm.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Going to get me into some of these notes apps.
How fascinating I want to see.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I wonder if people would send in It might be
giveaway too much info. But if there were no last
names or like redt you could do redactions because when
your screencap you can go to like at a markup
And I would love to see some redacted notes apps.
And what the girls are saying about guys?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, like is there a rating? Yeah? First name maybe
last name? Is there a rating? What is the what
kind of things does the review? Yeah? And if it
was about you, would you cry?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
You're like, would you be like big wet tongue you
know what I'm saying, Like we're done? Yeah, yeah, a
little bit of a nibbler yeph What sort of things
are in these reviews? What's in there that would actually be?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
How do we do this? How would we do that?
I question anonymous? Anonymous, you send us a redacted no.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Name screencap of your notes app with your read them
and then maybe they're only for podcasts.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I think only for podcasts might mean you could really
get into the any gritty of it.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, yeah, broadcast you're somewhat restricted by the broadcasting standards of.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Taris is.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yes, I do know the number because it's low, okay,
and she can count maybe again this month and year.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Right, Me and my husband have matching numbers. How cute
is that is? Me? So I bet she could still
find a way to be angry at him though his number. Yeah, yeah, totally.
How would she do that? She'd be angry at him
because one of them was a cheerleader?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, yes, yeah, your numbers are the same, but are
the average out of tens hotties?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Woman's special skill a way to find to be angry
a man when you're exactly the same situation.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Plays it MS. Fletchborn and Haley plays it ms. Fletchborn
and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Now, I went to the theater last night, and about
thirty seconds before that song ended, Fletch said, I don't
know anything about Peter Pan. I know it was a
Peter Pan. It was a take, it was different, it
was it wasn't a traditional Peter Pan story.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
But I would like to know what you.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Do know about Peter Bow Okay, do you mind the
gaps in your childhood?

Speaker 5 (28:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Like I remember, It's just not something I've kept up
with and refreshed my knowledge. H Bourne pans up to
series ten, my dude, you know like I would have
read it when.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I was a kid, and then I didn't need it again,
you know, like I haven't watched it, you know, like
I don't have kids. I haven't refreshed my knowledge. What
do you know about He's where does he live?

Speaker 4 (29:20):
He lives? Do you remember the Robin Williams movie howok Yes,
that was a great I was going to say, is
there a pirate? Yes? Okay?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
And then he's always in pajamas? Who Peter Pan No
pajama esque costume? No, you're funny shoes. He's got funny shoes.
He's got funny shoes. And this tinker bell tinker bells
the fairy and the stars are the stars? I don't know,
it's the stars? Is the starry sky?

Speaker 5 (29:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Are you thinking of the fairy dust?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Maybe that twinkles, yes, his twinkles. Yeah, and that's all.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
He's not in pajamas.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Okay, that's Wendy and John, right, that's the kids that
he kind of steals from London, right, and he takes
them to Neverland and he puts them in that cage
with the Von Tramps, the Nazi.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
No, you're getting confused.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Sound of musicund of music? Do they end up in
a cage and sound of music?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
I don't know. They run from the Nazis? I don't know.
Ear if there's a cage. Maybe I'm thinking of Chitty
Citty Bang Bang.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Their Childcatcher child terrifying as a child, not as scary
as an adult. And that's kind of what I want
to talk about, right, because it was this production Auckland
Theatrical Company. Okay, it's on Peter Pan, right, And my
kids are in their school's production of Peter Pan, right.
But their schools production of Peter Pan is the more

(30:42):
traditional story of Peter Pan whereas the one that you
went to you watch now on Disney Place, which was
late May fifty odd sixty, pretty even longer years ago. Now,
there are some parts at the start that Disney will
warn you that it was a different time. Okay, well,
like how Native American? Oh right, okay, yeah, Tiger Lily

(31:05):
and there's songs and stuff. Yeah, right, They wouldn't fly
these days, so this didn't have that. But one thing
that's confirmed for me is as I get older, I'm
just kind of seeing.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
The Disney villain side of things. Okay, Peter Pan is
a shit bag, is he? He's just like Captain Hook's
just like, I've already lost my hand to an alligator.
Leave me a line. So what you were seeing, were
you surprised stopping a rat bag? Behave yourself? Right?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Well, you thought Peter Pan was the bad guy in
this one and the one we watched last night, Peter
Pan is way more of the bad guy. I originally
was a rascal. Yeah, but this one right up until
the end, no spoiler, spoiler, but I was kind of
like he supposed to be the bad guy because it's
a different telling of the Peter Pans Wind. He is
much more of the a bit of a bit more

(31:52):
of the hero, okay, bit of a modern take on it. Yeah,
and sit in New Zealand kind of hm okay. But
I was like yeah, and I was like, they've got
a point. Okay, So you're more on the captain villain's
side of things now as I get older, maybe, right?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, any other Disney villains.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
That you.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Evil queen from snow White. You know, she's just trying
to get on with a new marriage and snow White.
It's like, yeah, you're not my realm mum. She's haid
enough of this ship.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yeah, I'm not in that.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I'm not in that situation, but I bet there's some
step mother's out there, Like if I could get my
hands on a poorson Apple. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah,
sleeping beauty, same vibe.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
What other Jafar hard to get on your farle's side here?
That was just an absolute power grab.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
But he was doing all the work. Let's face it,
the king was a buffoon.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, so maybe you know, maybe I am on Jafar's
team there as well.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Scar.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
He just got done it like his brother wasn't really
doing much. Yeah, like the Lioness were doing all the
hard graft killing was probably a bit farther. He could
have just totally started a smear campaign against me faster,
said him canceled, rather than Yeah, try to ask some
mom on his team now too. Sounds like you're a
Disney villain, yeah, and then modern Disney stories don't have

(33:12):
villains as such, like you think about it. In the
first Frozen, the villain was like also was the villain,
but she wasn't really the villain. Oh no, the villain
was the guy that came from another kingdom.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
That was just a power grabe. You can't blame him. Okay,
it really sounds like you're on the side now of
Disney villain. Yeah that baby. Yeah. Final Rankings.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Next plays Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
It's the Final Rankings. Every Friday we do Final Rankings.
We rank things in order. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Today the subject is ten foods, canned food with this.
Haley is away today sick. But this I think this
was this her idea. Did she proclaim to love a
baked bean? I think it was when we were talking
about the odd person storing their ten food upside down,
that's right. And we then debated what was the superior

(34:13):
toast topping?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah, I can.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
I don't mind a cream corn and a toasty with cheese. Yeah,
and so maybe some kind of condiment sauce, but it's
second to spaghetti. As I've grown older, I've grown more
tolerant of a creamed corn. As a child, worst nightmare,
I just wanted to see I'm not about the ten spaghetti.
I do a baked bean on like you know, on
scrambled eggs, yeah, because you don't get too many other

(34:38):
baked bean options do Yeah, but spaghetti you kind of
can get fresh pasta and then it's hard to go
back to the slot. What about if they've got little
sausages in them? Absolutely not the little sage question of
all sausages. You'd almost be bitter to buy sausages, yes,
and slice them up and chuck them in.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah, you would. As you begin the heat yep, the
heating of the spaghetti. How do you heat it? If
you're going to heat baked beans? I just don't like.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
I'll buy a lot of tinned beans to add to
stuff likes. But but if you were going to eat
baked beans in a pot, yeah, microwave, Yeah, starts bubbling
around the sides before it, it's got to be a pot.
In terms of other tin foods that I buy, now,
it's just a lot of beans, really, Okay?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Are we including fruits?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Because I feel like peaches is going to have this
unfair advantage of me because I love a tin of peach.
You love a tin of peaches. I don't have time
for ten peers. I love those tinned mandarins.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
I don't know why. I think it's because they're literally
a sweet fruit soaking in sugar. Yeah, sugar water.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I mean yet it's not good for you. But what
else even comes in a tin? Everything a spar mushroom?
Like have you seen they've got mushrooms in a tin?

Speaker 4 (35:50):
That's wrong? What about?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Sometimes I buy those little baby corns I'm thigh kind
of yeah, yeah, not to eat by themselves, though, I
know what we've got to do is rank things now
that you could just crank a can open and eat it. Well,
the fork, No, that's not no, because I can't put
you can't put baby corns in there. I'm gonna put
baby coons as my number three. I'm gonna go creams corns.

(36:15):
I'm gonna go creamprn too many corns, and then i'm
gonna go baked beans, and then I'm gonna go baby beans.
Corn hub your high definition cor I am And I
tell you my favorite corner. My favorite ten that I
would buy the mice would be the uh it's a
Mexican bean mix. I think woolwords do it countdown? That's

(36:37):
the one that you add to all your cooking. It's amazing,
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
I don't want beans.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
The worst part of beans. Healthy beans are the worst
part of Mexican food. You just got to big burrito
and has ladder up with rice and beans. I feel
ripped off now. I know it might be a bit
more traditional, but I just want the other stuff, the meat.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah, I would go.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Number one's got to be ten peaches for me, fruit included. Yeah, okay,
I love ten peaches. Second would be what about a
creamy pud, a rice pud, a rice.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Pot betties rice. There you go again. Another thing.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
As a child, every time I saw when I felt
like I was about to be ripped off. But as
an adult, I'm like, I can kind of dig that.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
And simplicity and easiness, yeah, which is probably why I
got it as a child in the first place. The
things we learn as we get older and see things
from the other side of the coin. Number one peaches.
Number two spaghetti, Yeah, can spaghetti, which I don't have
very often, but I sure wouldn't say no to it
if it appeared mouse on top of a half a
bun mousetrap, mousetraper, mousetrapper.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Yeah, some cheese, and three are tomatoes. No, two tomatoes,
crost Italian tomatoes. Ten tomatoes. Yeah, but essential like Bolick
Yas and young yez ever and it. You could choose
anything in a tin.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
And you choose tomatoes just for practicality purposes. Always gotta
turn tomatoes in the cupboard, so you simply must for
any mince dish. It'll really liven it up. So we've
absolutely had nothing in common today, zero zero zero of
the six ten things in common.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Play z ms, Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Well it's been described as junk science, superstition, and also
are not peer reviewed, so technically not science.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
But two men, Mitch and Greg set out to scan
a ton of faces, okay, and try to find commonalities
between gay men's faces that would account for white facial
features make gay people. Well, it's obviously the nose, isn't it.
If you've got a nose, if you're gay. Lots of

(38:51):
people got noses. Imagine fobes cut their noses off.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
I mean, oh yeah, it'd be funny. Oh no, no,
yeah no, no, everyone around here with the noses on me.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
And then two weeks later they're like jokes and everybody's like,
come on, um and twenty eleven, So this isn't the
first study. One study found that gave me and have
more symmetrical faces. Ouch ouch ouch out to me and
my fung sided face. What do you but you do
have the eye thing, don't you? And our fa Yeah,

(39:26):
one eye is not quiet, So there you go. Well
that's science. You're obviously straight.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Damn. Imagine one day I look in the round, I'm like,
my eyes are even shut up. It's over.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
You can stay with me, you can be my beard
if you want, but I'm moving on. So that was
the first one that did it. And then the twenty
four twenty fifteen researchers use software to map physical structure
of faces to find an underlying pattern that gave me
and had shorter noses and larger foreheads. That's ridiculous, and
straight pals okay, and been a woman had more upturned noses.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Because we're not going in and it pushes up stops
it's you turned. Yeah, they you know, there's no one.
They start down turned and then they end up. This
is what they call evolution. And smaller foreheads the straight one.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Okay, but why has this taken off? It's the Internet, right,
like tiktalk. It's the Internet, okay, and it's coming from
within the community, which I very much like. It's not
like a bunch of people. It's not like that old
what was.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
That called phrenology? Have you ever read about that crazy thing?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
They used to measure different parts of the skull, different
distances on the skull, and they just it was one
based in like the most racist but like all black
people aren't intelligence. And because look at my frinolology chart, right,
obviously this part relates to but it was just all
racially structured against anyone that wasn't white. Junk science, sane

(41:10):
junk science, and that was like to persecute and to
keep people down. This is right, gave identify more gays.
I think, what would they say about your heaps.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
With all of them that we need more.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Let's find an identifying facial feature and then we'll be like, okay,
straight guys. Right, but again not peer reviewed and they
find any in this because you said they scanned faces,
did they actually find any? Like there was there was
the they reinforced what they found about the noses and

(41:42):
the foreheads right when they scanned the faces. But then
like yet what all actual scientists and experts in the area.
It's a bit of fun, but let's not call it science. Yeah, okay,
let's pump the brakes on.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Play its flesh, play z MS Fletchbourne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Haley's way today six, so Friday Flashback would be her pack,
but we're going to let the producers do it today.
Do we have a clue as to what we're getting?

Speaker 5 (42:13):
We're thinking Laneway esque. Okay, but we want to ask
you guys off here because we're really nervously being roasted.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Oh okay, Yeah, you've just got to fly into it
with like, yeah, a white, middle aged, white middle aged
man who's never faced any adversity.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
You put a song and you just tell everyone they're
going to love it.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
We just wanted some advice from the postman and something.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, true, I am the postman, you are, I am
the Postman. It's coming up at eight o'clock after the
news Today's Friday Flashback. Well, passengers had a diversion on
a Turkish Airlines flight this week. They were flying from
Seattle to Turkey. I'd imagine there might have been some

(42:56):
dry dry lambs and dry lamb on and a few
hours into the flight, the captain became unconscious Jesus and died.
Wow did like they're tried to imagining they did the whole.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Is there a doctor on board and not a doctor
of psychology.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
And or a doctor of English or they look they
look around, everyone looks around and they're like, well, I
can't see any passengers in it. Hell, yeah, who is it?
And they tried people and yeah, they couldn't. They couldn't
revive them, and he passed away. So they diverted the
plane because at this stage, like looking at the flight map,
they were hitting over like they were heading north like

(43:39):
over towards Greenland and had to come all the way
back down to New York to land because I'm guessing
they have a base there as well. But it's where
that thing whatever, who's ever is space you die in?
That's the country they technically died in, right, because they.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Did over international waters? Is that what they do? I've
heard from someone they did that they died just before
we landed.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
So I mean on these big flights, these long haul flights,
is a first officer and a second off so three pilots. Yeah,
so the other two landed the plane that was not
an issue. They're obviously capable of doing that, but like,
not what you want to hear. That's pretty wild. The
captain is dead. The captain's died. And then they did
they tell them over this last speaking or just come
out after I don't.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
I don't tell them. You wouldn't tell them.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
You just say we're having a there's a mental emergency.
We're landing the plane in New York. Yeah, are true.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
They did have to dover them.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
To New York for some kind of explanation. Yeah, but
it gave me an idea of a phone and topic. Now,
the craziest thing that you've seen happen on a plane,
because even this week there's been some insane turbulence. It
wasn't there a flight to the need and that couldn't
land and people were like seck everywhere?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Really? Yeah, and then there were that.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Flight what the start of the year was at the
La tam flight that just they bumped the pilot's seat
and it went into a dive.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Is that what caused that? It was a button on
the seat that got knocked. How did that?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
So he got knocked and he was like, well, well
the seat I pushed him forward or something, and yeah,
I'm guessing that's what happened. I never heard the outcome
of what caused that. That's weld, but I don't know.
Thousands of flights every day round the world. Yeah, well
people involved, Yeah, crazy things happening.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Likely be injured in the car crash. Yeah, you were
far more likely. But just there's always weird.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
You know, people are weird. People are we There's always
weird things that happen on planes. People flip out, fights
over you know, tray tables are reclining.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Well, a long time ago, a woman fainted and fell
on me. Oh yeah, when we were on a plane
because were by the toilet row, so she was I
think she got up and walked down there and maybe
got up too quick or something, and she was like whoa.
And I woke up when she fell on me, and
then I was like whoa. When I got up out
of the seat and they came running down and then they.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Like threw water on her.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yeah, but then my seat got wet, so I had
to sit on a wet seat. Okay, did they give
you like a muffin or something? Any compensation? No compensation, okay,
not even I'll put a towel.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Down, Shannon, the craziest thing that's you have seen on
a flight.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
It was my first ever long haul flight and we
had landed and everyone had got up like seat belt
sign off as we're about to leave the plane. A
woman projectile threw up all over the aisle, all over
people's like bags as they were trying to leave.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
She nearly made it. She nearly made it, made it.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
We know someone that had bad food when they were
traveling overseas and should the pants ship their pants in
their seat?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
That's right? Like I would never tell a living soul
about that.

Speaker 10 (46:35):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Like, how do you I don't know. Do you put
your undies down? Everything? Everything's in the bin.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
And I've always kept a spear pair of undies when
every time, because you never know. Yeah, it's long haul.
You take like jeans and then you get into track
pants on the flight. So then if you shoot yourself,
you can get back.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Into your jeans.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I traveling everybody, I can't trust your
own food. Oh wait, one hundred dollars in him. We
want to take your calls. You can take through as well.
Nine six nine six. What is the craziest thing that
you've seen happen on a plane. Somebody said, I saw
a lady full on choking on one of those ear
New Zealand lollies.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
It was touch and go.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Someone was able to perform first aid and dislodger. But
I'm scared of those lollies now, Oh my goodness, just
give them any scared of lollies, you know, me, skit
of lollies. That's what they want. They can lollies like horses,
can smell your fear again. And if you do eat
them and you're scared of them, yep, that's that's a
lifetime on the lips, I know, moment on the lips,
a lifetime on the hips.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Something like that.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yeah, don't lollies eating the weirdest thing. I haven't been
a plane. I looked at the window and there's some
duct tape on the wing.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Oh yeah, sometimes they do duct tape the planet. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't think it's just standard cheap
duct tape.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Right. My last flight was from Sydney to christ Church
and there was a drunk South African couple that had
fln from South Africa who had had a divorce on
the plane. I didn't had to move them away from
each other and stuff.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Was getting insane.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Wow, okay, he said, what was the craziest thing that
happened that you saw on a plane.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
It was actually my dad, but he's a nurse and.

Speaker 9 (48:17):
He was sitting down and coaching some slight attendant from
first classes. Are there any doctors on board, which you
know is always a good sign, and they said, all right,
anyone with any other medical training. He goes, yeah, goes
up to first class.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
There's a guy with a.

Speaker 9 (48:32):
Chicken bone lodged all the way down and when oh.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
My god, and.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
He's not choking but he could still get air through,
so that yeah, A slight team is saying to him,
He's like, do we need to force the landing?

Speaker 4 (48:48):
He's like, he's got air, we can carry on. My
I just I just want to get home to you.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
I think I think that was partly true.

Speaker 9 (48:58):
But even so they said, yeah, we'll be fine, and
like when they landed, he had to sign a bunch
of papers and stuff. But when he went back to
sit down at his seat, they did give him a
nice big bottle of Bubbly for.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Free, lovely nice.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Ethan, Thank you, Julie what's the craziest things. Dad was
going to have to do a tricky out of me
with a New Zealand nice Yeah, and a pin and
an in New Zealand, pen, Julie, what did you see
on a plane?

Speaker 10 (49:31):
Yeah, we were sitting on the flight and somebody right
in front of us collapsed and they started doing CPR
on him, and they did CPR for fifty minutes and
then they stopped doing CPR, stripped him in the seat and.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
He was dead.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Oh god.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
At one point the pilot came out and I'm sitting
with my partner, going, who's flying the plus?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Don't worry they have They have a couple of them
sitting up there. Julie, there's a spear one.

Speaker 11 (50:04):
Yeah, yeah, they had.

Speaker 10 (50:06):
They had cleared their whole poll of people around him,
and we were we were also thinking that these people
were probably bumped up to first class, and you'd be
so annoyed being bumped up to first class fifteen minutes before.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
You Oh yeah, yeah, first class. I like, you got
fifteen minutes. I'd be like, just keep him coming there,
Caviat Yeah, when everything I've missed out on on the
thirteen hour flight so far.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Yeah, oh, my god, that's so crazy. And then like
were they in the aisle and they had to pick
up the body and put it in the seat?

Speaker 10 (50:42):
Yeah? Yeah, they started them into the seat and put
a blanket over him. And when the plane landed, I
thought that, you know, paramedics or something would rush on
board and take them off, and but no, we're just.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Totally I love that you're laughing about this now, but
I mean, yeah, thing to witness.

Speaker 10 (51:04):
It was, but we we had to make a joke
of it, and we I don't know if anybody who
has watched the airplane movie that I was sitting with
my pight they're going to do with the chicken.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, classroom, that's a classic movie. Love that truly. Thank
you Kippie Ticks coming in. The craziest thing that you've
seen on a flight on a small plane in Tanzania.
Oh okay, that's a great start to us. The pilot
got on and pulled a tom Tom out of his pocket,
spat on the back of it, and stuck it to
the windshield, which an old.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
School GPS tom.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Yeah I got a tom Tom, not a drum tom
tom as in the never the GPA here namigation thing.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
The winner at this cloud.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Sput on the back of it, stuck into the windshield
and typed in Zanzibar and off we went. Jesus, that's
a hell of an adventure. When I was thirteen, I
was flying into a small island in Fiji. We're in
a sixth seed of the pilot's five year old was
seated next to the door and was fiddling with the
hand and I said, that door is going to come open,
and then the door had come open mid flight.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
The five year old. The worst flight of my life.
Honestly thought we would die.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Sidney to Wellington, worst turbulence two a bordered landing, so
a verted to christ Church. But we had three Buddhist
monks on board who broke into full Buddhist chants right
everyone else crying and volving, and people were like.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Stop, stop, what are they saying?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yeah, just kind of make it the situation work, Yeah, yeah, probably,
you know, getting ridic to depart as the plane goes down,
they ascend to.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I don't know if we's believe in him and I
don't know enough of matter.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I was incredibly hung over on a flight back from
Dunedin to Auckland at the end of a semester. I
felt really nauseous, and unfortunately I was sitting this to
one of my marketing lectures. I was waiting desperately for
the plane to take us so I can go to
the toilet and do a spew. But just as we
took off, I couldn't hold it back it longer and
projective vomited all over the seat in front of them.
Because they put my hands in front of my face.
That kind of squirted out the sides and landed on

(52:50):
a lecturer as well. She was actually really nice about
it and gave me a mint.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Oh and and the past. Did they get a pass?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
They get a pass That was probably added their hands
by then, after a week in Vegas, I mean, say
no more. Oh my god, Okay, it's not a hungover
on a plane story. A week in Vegas and man
and I were flying out of Las Vegas are prought.
Twenty minutes into the flight, I was like, what's that
out the window? And I thought I'm imagining it, because
you know how sometimes if you're looking at nothing, you
see like.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Little rods in your eyes.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Yeah, yeah, they thought it was one of those. It
was a missile. I said to my mate, can you
see that? I didn't say, is that a missile? I said,
can you see that? And he said, holy ship, that's
a missile? What And they could see a missile like
a missile test. Yeah, but still you don't want to
see a missile site when you're in a plane and
you see another plane. I shouldn't be seeing planes from here.

(53:38):
I'm in one and we watched this missile fly past.
They're like, that's insane. Yeah, that's proper insane. Just don't
think there's gonna be beaten play.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
MS Fletch Vorn and Haley plays MS flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Friday flash buck Slash now with ham Me Away today.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
We've decided to give the producers the peck for Friday Flashback.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Otherwise it gets all out of turn. And also I
didn't want to. I just picked. I just literally picked
the other week and you did good. You did sixty check.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
It was a great song as a banger, picked an
absolute banger. Now what have you decided today, producer garlies
for Friday Flashback.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Well, we've been very excited with the lane Way announcement.
Carhen and I are both enjoying our Brett Summer.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
I forgot to Was the skytower green this morning?

Speaker 9 (54:30):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (54:32):
The right shade of green?

Speaker 7 (54:34):
Actually was perfect?

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Yeah, yellowy neon green.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
How they how do they do it?

Speaker 7 (54:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Cellophane probably Selle.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I don't know a lot about lights, but I personally
believe the sort of lights that would be powerful enough
to light up the skychap probably get a bit hot
for cellofaneel for sure. This isn't a it's bratt cellophane. Okay,
so you're are you going, Charlie xy X.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Yeah, So the song was number eight on the chart
and twenty fourteen it was one.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Of by the way, was twenty fourteen? I thought you
were going to say, like five years ago this song came.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
No, it was from one of our favorite movies of
the era, The faulton Our Stars. It's og Charlie XCX.
We've got boom Clap Baby, it's.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Your Friday flashback on zid M. Wow, it's your Friday
flashback on ZIM Charlie XCX boom club. That's hard to
believe that song is ten years old and she will
be headlining Lane Way White tonguey days. It's actually insulting
that it's been insulting to believe that that's ten years old. Yeah,
Zidim online has all the details for Laneway, all the lineup,

(55:41):
producer Gilies. It was your pack today with Hailey being sick.

Speaker 7 (55:44):
Now listen, we were a little bit worried because there
weren't any techs.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
But KPI, I think sometimes sometimes no feedback is worse
than bad feedback.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Exactly, it's bad feedback. You got a little bit of
passion for something.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Our parcel was lost, you know.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Yeah, well you're singing, not the post men or women
post people.

Speaker 7 (56:04):
But everyone was losting on iHeartRadio KPI and everyone loves it.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Oh great, okay, lovely right.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
I'm just happy to get another Friday KPIA time. Yeah,
somebody said now that somebody said that song was ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (56:18):
A good way.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yeah, likediculous or ridiculously they had before.

Speaker 8 (56:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Maybe they're not in their bread summer. Yeah, they just
don't get it.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Get into your brad summer.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Now.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yesterday was the tenth of October, and that's mark twenty years.
I said yesterday on air, there was twenty years that
shadow nice that are going out. Yeah we're married now,
but I like to still say she's my girlfriend everything,
and then going around. Yeah, we've been going around. You meet,
we're at the outbank of Hamilton. Our first initial meeting
was at the out of back in Hamilton. Still wild yeap.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Good.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Things can happen at the outback. Yeah, things can happen too,
Things can happen, Things happen. There's a spectrum of things
that happened to the that should be the outbacks tagline.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Things happen here. Things happen here, good, bad, and in between.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
And well, I know over the years we've talked about it,
other people have met at the outback and are married
and have kids.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Now yeah, it's my bag babies. Yeah, and then there
should be some sort of club for outback babies and
grumpy mold babies. And it just bars over the years.
Who would I think? I think grumpy old babies would
be sort of a lower class. You're like, you're saying
out back babies slightly. It needs to be a study.
There needs to be a study in twenty years.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
One of those baby studies where they're like, all right,
where did your parents meet? And everybody says that, and
then they relate how well you're doing the life do
we appearance met? Okay, that'd be interesting, sure, kind of
so twenty years and another thing you may know from
listening to the show is we have had the same
dining set for plates, plates. Yeah, but everything we bought

(57:53):
the plates and the bowls and the sauces and the
cups all at once. Now we've had the same dining
seat since I think we got it when we moved
to well first house in twenty ten.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Yeah, that's fourteen years. And you may have heard that
they are quite chipped? Are they quite chipped? They are
quite chepate.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
I think the last time we were around, Haley and I,
I just pointed at the plate and we tried not
to make a scene because your wife was quite Try
not to make a scene. You make a big song
and dance about it every single time. And that subtle
pointing at the chip was very much like a like
a pointing at the chip. It is quite chipped. They

(58:27):
were quite chip all the plates. I never chiped plates.
I don't know how do you chip the plates? Are
you stone bench top? Are you ramming them in the
dishwasher or ramon?

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Rough, So it's been on my mind for a little while,
and I think I mentioned you guys last week and
I said it either for our anniversary or our winning
anniversary of this anniversary. I was going to grab some plates,
but then I came home from when we were a
whaler in the week and she said, oh, I stopped
at Briscos today, look at plates, no Freedom furniture to
look at plates. Oh not there sell that that's on

(59:01):
the upper automatically dollar signs. So I was like, we've
got to We've got to move this a long baby, Okay.
So I was like, perfect time for a gift. Yesterday
I went on the way to the.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
To the warehouse.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Okay, where but she's been in a Freedom Yeah, looking
at the she's got her mindset on something.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
She didn't buy anything.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
She's waiting for it to be on special. The snooze
you lose. So I went in and uh there was
someone like boxes. I was like, that's handy. But then
I do have a question why they the ones you
can buy single different to the ones in the boxes.
I understand selling single versions of ones that are in
the box because if you break when you're adding another one,
you buy it, But then there's a whole lot of

(59:41):
really cool ones that aren't in set. So I had
to like stack all the plates in the trolley and
wheel it. And it's like, and I'm just going to
tip these before I even get them plates chipped. You're
buying a bowl and plate set individually, individually, not okay.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
This is what it's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
And then it's as bad as it is going through
the store that's smooth, conquered.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
I'm getting onto the cobblestones and the whole everything's like
go go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
So I buy eight new dinner plates, eight new sauces,
eight new bowls, eight new coffee cups.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Wow. Okay, So I'm like, this is a whole set.
What a great gift.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Yeah, it's taken it because she's indecisive about it as well. Yeah, okay,
part two of the gift, yep. I looked up the
price of getting a dozen red roses. Yeah, and then
I found out that the lego set where you build
a dozen red roses then last forever five dollars more expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
No, you didn't do that. I went and bought her.
But something we can do together.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
It's a very mean gift, and we make the roses
and the roses last forever, and then you say something
like I'll laugh ever like our love and then one
dayf it all falls the bits.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I guess we just have to stomp the lego to pieces. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
So I get home and she arrives home, and I
have wrapped one plate and the lego. She arrives home.
She went into freedom to see if there was a
sale on again, because she's got her eyes on this
amazing dinner plate set. Yeah, and I get I get
her to sit down, yeah, and I give her one
wrapped plate and the wrap in the box of Lego.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
She's like, oh, what are these are these?

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
And shakes it and kind of hears Lego. And immediately
I said this look on her face of like great,
oh my, yay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
That's that's nice. Oh she hates it. She hates it.
She can't say anything. You shouldn't get me anything. Oh
she did it. It's a trap, baby, ourselves, a classic trap.
Normally the other way around, isn't it. I know, you
don't see why women are doing it all the time.
It feels great you want them to say something. You're like,
you're almost daring them to say something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Yeah, I dare you to sound ungrateful on this day
that I am celebrating our love. And then she unwraps
the plate and she's like, HAA first thing she did,
flips it over SE's Living and come on there, and
all of a sudden she's like, oh, she checked the
brand before she made her final judgment.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
She checked the brand.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Now if that had said, I don't know what's upot,
I don't even know what a posh and a plate
brand is.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Everyone knows Living and is it Living in Co? That's
the warehouse yep? Yeah, and what's it? And and cos
Kmart Yeah, yeah, all made in the same plane.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
So here's the pro. He's not only set up a trap,
he's done a backup trap. Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
When I was looking for the match and cups, as
I said, they were all loose, yep. I was looking
through and I was like, yeah, that's the same. And
as I just picked it up, I managed to look
at the bottom and had another flash brand stamp on it.
Exactly the same cup, exactly the same design. Yep, but
it had a Mason the ship That's what it had

(01:02:55):
on the bottom. Okay, it's exactly the same as the
Living and Co cup exactly the same. Right, So when
she gets a bet, she forgets her humble Hamilton roots.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Yeah you know, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Her father's living next door, literally making fish finger soup
for himself for dinner to march her over there. But
it's not all champagne and cavia. Remember where you came from.
He could afford meat, meat and actual meat. He good,
but he doesn't. But he doesn't doesn't want it. So
I've got this thing. Now, I have proof that it's
made in the same place. All that's different is the

(01:03:29):
stamp on the bottom. I saved us.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Money, she got a gift, and she did not found
grateful because it makes it look like a bitch. That's
a w that's a win win for me. Yeah, but
are you gonna tell everybody the one problem with the plates? Oh,
they don't fit in the dish or because.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Plays flesh one and Haley fat of the day, day
day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Do do do It's band week At fact of the day,
I was saving this one. I thought Hailey may be
back because I thought she'd get a real kick out
of this. Oh, but she's dead and it's time we
moved on, and she's just got a cold. But yeah, yeah,

(01:04:18):
it's a bad one not ah, well that we go
to turk Ministan. The no, no, not mean people have
is He's the one that David Ferrier went to on
that dark tourist that was as Yeah, that was it
with all the statues, hole in the ground, fascinating area.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
It looks amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Well this is about he's passed away, passed away in
two thousand and six. But this is the leader of Turkmenistan,
the first preson of turk Ministan, Sapamurat Niyazov. He's a
man that loved to ban. I actually found this myself.
Has got big Anthony written all over. You know Anthony Hill.
Do it like a full deep dive into something and
send me like a miniature.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Say on it. But this is just me, okay, I
did this.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
This is a list of the stuff that he banned
in Turkmenistan during his rule. In two thousand and five,
he banned lip syncing you know what good for him,
as well as sound recordings at musical performance on state
holidays and broadcasts on their television, all cultural events organized
by the state in places of mass assembly and at
weddings and celebration organized in the public, citing a negative

(01:05:25):
effect on the development of musical arts incurred by the
use of recorded musical people not singing live.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
He took things very seriously.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
He also banned dogs from the capitol because of their
unappealing odor, and banned citizens from owning more than one
cat or dog.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
I thought it was silly, unnecessary. Okay, it's like you're
like me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
You can say, like a grumpy uncle, but then it's
like I do that. No, you don't need more than
that as a man who has more than that, and
certain is like, we don't need this many. He also
banned right hand imported cars converted to left hand drive
because that was considered dangerous.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Yeah, he said, I don't like that. He also abolished
the word for bread.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
To call it bread anymore, would you have to call
it gob goodban Sultan, which was his mother's name, because
he said she was the most nourishing thing he knew.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Okay, so he banned that. Was this going to dictator? Yep? Yeah, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
He after trying to quit smoking in nineteen ninety seven
due to our heart surgery and having trouble doing it
because he kept seeing other people smoking, he banned smoking.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
In all properic places.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Imagine if you just yeah, you were the dictator, and
to sort out your addiction, you just ban it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
You ban everything. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Chewing tobacco was later banned as well, as he said
even the smell and reminded of the smoking. He outlawed opera, ballet, circuses,
and philharmonic orchestras in two thousand and one for being
two decidedly unturk menist.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
I'm like okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
In two thousand and four he said man men and
no angler are allowed long hair or beds.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Because of association with terrorism. Was that when the man
bun or terrorism big, when the man was the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Here, or probably a little bit later for the man bun,
but he probably he would have banned man buns, but
he was dead by the time the man bun really
took off took off. In two thousand and five, he
ordered closure of all the hospitals outside the capital, stating
that sick people should go to the capital for treatment
and he just wanted the best doctors to be where
he lived wild and then he soon after ordered all
the closure of libraries outside the capital, stating that the

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reason that ordinary Turkmen's didn't they didn't read anyway, so
why do you need libraries.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
It's a waste of money and resources. If they want
to read, move to the big city.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
He also banned the reporting and or even mentioning of
contagious diseases such at the time they had a problem
with hiv oi and cholera, but you weren't allowed to
mention it, okay. He banned news reporters and presenters from
wearing makeup on television. He felt presenters should appear more
natural on screen and that He also said it was
difficult to distinguish male anchors from female an because when

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they were a wearing too much makeup.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Hens wild.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
He banned car radios because he considered them useless and
the car should be the time for talking to the
other people who were in the car with or of
you by yourself thinking okay.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Gold teeth were also banned.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
He said that it showed it really highlighted bad tooth health,
and he said he did want that to be a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
You should strengthen your teeth by chewing on a dog. Quote.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
I watched young dogs when I was young. They were
given bones to nourine to strengthen their teeth. Those of
you whose teeth are fallen out did. Obviously they're not
chew enough bones, Okay. In two thousand and five, he
ordered the doctors swore an oath to him and banned
the hippocratic oath that doctors had to say. Yeah, And
in two thousand and five, the last decree before he
passed away. In two thousand and six, he banned video

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games because they were too violent for young turkmen's And
the same month he ordered the country's oil and I
said to learn English just six months, will be fined
the dude.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
The dude had. The dude had a lot going on.

Speaker 11 (01:08:47):
He had it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Yeah, And what happened after he died was everyone like,
thank god.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
I don't know who was next, who succeeded him, succeeded
by that's a mouthful gurban gully bird move Harroman Dow.
You nailed that. Thank you really well there, Thank you
very much. Yeah, took Ministane amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Yeah. Now I'm going to go. I think my hyper.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Focus for the rest of the day and maybe the
weekend will be took Ministan. Yeah, do it and the
history of it and where they are at now. So
today's fact to the day is the first prison of
took Ministan before his death in two thousand and six
just banned pretty much everything.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 11 (01:09:27):
Do do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do play Zim's Fletchborn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Well we want to know this morning for the impossible
phone and topic have you ever had your identity stolen?

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
And turns out not impossible? What did they do with it?
And this day of financial e crime.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Some text messages and some crazy stories on the phones
as well. Yeah, definitely, it's definitely happening out there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
I mean, and is there really anything you can do
about it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Because like when people's identities are being stolen, it's because
some companies database is being breached. Yeah, and does their
insurance I don't know anything about it. Does their insurance
cover that? Because someone said, yes, I have my identity stolen,
a fake license was issued, the committed fraud, changed bank
account names and addresses, the worst. Oh what Just imagine

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the life admin you have to go through as well. Anonymous,
you had your identity stolen?

Speaker 11 (01:10:29):
Yes I did?

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
And how bad was it?

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
It was pretty bad?

Speaker 11 (01:10:33):
So my passport got stolen and then they signed up
for a power in snit Bundle, the power company that
I just happened to be with here at the time, right,
and they had so that that was actually going to
go through.

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
You guys were just saying something about insurance, I hope,
and like this was under a thousand dollars. So apparently
they don't take it any further. Like if I didn't
figure it out, I.

Speaker 12 (01:10:59):
Don't know what would have happen.

Speaker 11 (01:11:00):
But yeah, there was an apartment in my name at
the Mount.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Oh why.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
You were renting it or by?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:11:09):
Yeah, yeah, like they used my name to rent it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Smart because they're living there, they're getting the power there.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
Yeah, so they ended up getting checked out, Like I
ended up finding out who it was and everything like that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Quite do anything a minute, what do you meant? It
was quite the scandal, well, like just.

Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Finding out how it was and everything that they did.
Like I had a couple of different addresses and I've
looked at the same place, but quite sometimes to credit
card applications to pay lay by, like really easy to
pretend to be somebody else.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Apparently, Oh my god, that's horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
And so you had to just obviously just go through
this rigmarole and all this life admint of ca Yeah, so.

Speaker 11 (01:11:53):
Much life admint so like it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
And you've got kind of got to prove like, I'm
lucky that I reported my past missing or stolen, because
if I didn't, I'm not sure that I would have
been as it wouldn't have It wouldn't have been as
easy for me to like prove that it wasn't me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
You are you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Oh my god, that's so scary, Anonymous, thank you so
much for sharing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Rachel. You had your identity stolen as well.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Yep.

Speaker 12 (01:12:22):
So some person obtained a copy of my license somehow
and made a front one with her fight to win it.
So when she used that, she jumped into I've got
a store credit cards. But the first that she did
was went into a shop and increase my credit limit
since about nine thousand dollars in one transaction.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (01:12:45):
And she sort of carried on to change my address
to her one in Auckland with iod with like banks,
so different banks.

Speaker 11 (01:12:54):
That I've been you know, a part of in the past.

Speaker 12 (01:12:57):
She also rung She also rung the police and changed
my address to her address.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Oh my god. And what happened to her? Did they
catch her?

Speaker 12 (01:13:08):
Yeah? Susan jail is having a week.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Why did she have a holiday?

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Right? Why did she change from her identity? Did she
have bad credit rating or was she wanted by the
police already or what?

Speaker 11 (01:13:20):
I'm not too sure.

Speaker 12 (01:13:21):
She just yes, something, I've got a copy of my
license or my license details and make one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Yeah. That's the thing that there's nothing you can do
about that, because you know someone's been laxed with your license,
because you know these places will take copies. You rent
a car, they take a copy of your license. Maybe
you check into a hotel. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:13:41):
Yeah, she even used that fake driver's license to steal
a car.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
To steal a car? How long is she I didn't
know you needed a license to steal a car.

Speaker 12 (01:13:50):
How was she to steal a car to she used?
Obviously a car the sale on marketplace. Ryan gave them
those I see my idea.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
How long is she holiday in prison for?

Speaker 12 (01:14:02):
I'm not too sure, but hopefully a while.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Yeah. Yeah, And did they send it to her as
your name or her name?

Speaker 11 (01:14:11):
Hopefully her name her name.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
You're nice, Rachel, thank you. It's about so many of
this is insane, these stories got it just really puts
you off. I don't know, having any kind of online
presence or giving anyone your ideas about you had your
identity stolen?

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
How much did they rack up?

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
So I don't feel so bad after hearing these other stories.
But I worked with the girl who stole my passport
and wrapped up.

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
Two iPhones with votaphone.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
It was about five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Oh my god, did she even look like you?

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
I think she just used it online like you too,
Edris and her own email address.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
I found out idiots and I know for years.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
I did a free online credit check and was like,
hold on, I've never had an account with votaphone, and
it was a night me.

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
To sort out.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
I wouldn't give out any information because they were like
that it's a privacy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Breach, and I was like, it's breach, it's my privacy breach.

Speaker 6 (01:15:08):
So months to be able to even make a police
report and everything, but eventually vot if I'm wiped and
they got an email from their fraud team. And the
funny thing as I worked out for it was and
her cousin had a baby with my cousin.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Was about it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
I didn't appreciate anything, and now I'm like, oh, if
I ever see her Oh my god, have.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
We done call her of the week this week? Have
we don't? All the week? I need to finish it off.

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Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
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Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
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Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
That's ak. Thank you very much, a ki tech there.
It's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
The gasp in the background when for me happened to
me as well as Bell, Like I was getting all
of this money spent on my credit card and it
was like, I'm not spending this money.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
Yeah, thousands and thousands of dollars turned out I was
married to her.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Hey plays it ms fletchphon and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Um, we want to know when someone saw your identity
and that's what we're talking about now.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
So many messages in. We thought we'd already ended this,
but they're still coming in. Freaks. Yeah, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Had someone take my photos and use it for a
tender account and a Snapchat account. I never found out
who it was, but they messaged multiple girls as I
was constantly getting messages asking if it was me or not.
Sounds that someone got busted and my one of my
mates said someone, so I'd be like, come on now
going now, someone make a dirty dogg we're going a

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dirty dog on our hands. My sister used to use
my name when she would drive with no license. Oh
my god, I would kill my brother if he did that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Quite a few people have reported stories of that sort
of identity theft.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Yeah, this is a call.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
And my granddad disappeared. Turned out he'd stolen the dead
man's identity. He lived in the UK and claimed the
man's pension until he died. We found out when Interpol showed.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
Up at our house. It was like an old school
identity theft situation. A lot of that happened, a lot
that lay in the war, and.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
It's the whole thing of Mad Men, right, Yeah, but
Don Draper, he wasn't Don Draper. He met Don Draper
at the Korean War, and then Don Draper died and
he just came back and assumed his identity.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
And it also happened in the Simpsons, did it Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
It happened in the Simpsons before it happened in Mad Men, Right,
Principal Skinner assumed another Skinner's identity. Yeah, remember, and then
the real skinner came back, and then they ended up
catapotting him out of town and said, let us never.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Speak about this again.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Geig. Apparently they've just addressed on the season finale of
The Simpsons this season okay, which is good. Good callback
tell people not to put so much of their personal
shit online. Yeah, someone's uncle's just messaged in the show
with a bit of pep in his step. Someone got
my partner's detail and use that with the police, stating
that they had left their license at home. Police didn't
validate it wasn't util We got a letter advising that

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he would get his license to spended. Judithy merits that
we realized someone had been using a details. Oh no,
spent weeks back and forth with the police providing evidence
they could not have been where he was. Yeah, when
he got issued the fine to get it reversed. I
don't know who the fines went to or if they
were ever even paid, eh, wild I think you'd think

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the police would be able to pull up your license
photo when they pulled you over if you said you
didn't have one. Yeah, maybe it was early days where
they couldn't put up the photo they had the folk
because there wasn't time right where they had the photo licenses,
but they couldn't really access.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
Think so yeah, in the police car probably like early
days of the internet.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher, I that's
a new personal record of how many of those?

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Did you count? Seventy nine of those? Two all right? Well,
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