Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 17th October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Flesh One and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Play Flee Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Hello, good morning, Welcome to the show. And Fletch Fawn
and having its term minutes past sex.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
The smell, Yeah, our cats had them on constantly.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Was like I smelled it and you can smell it,
and so I chewed on it. Well, it was such
an awful bitter.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Smell about similar taste to her, explains the ongoing lingering issues.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, he's given real chewed on a flea collar.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Self diagnosed.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
After eight o'clock on the show this morning, Brook from
the Night Show is going to knock on somebody's door
and tell them that they are going to the final
show of Taylor swifts Eras Tour.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah, yeah, today's the big everybody that's entered. So we'll
been leading up to this a month, four weeks bought.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
For Taylor Tuesdays, and so that's going to happen at
eight o'clock. So if you were one of those lucky
people that got in on a Taylor Tuesday, make sure
make sure you listen.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Make sure you listen share it ready. Yeah, exciting, she's
been doing some like tracking of the winner. Yeah, store,
of course stork. We weren't allowed to use.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
The word stalking.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's a bit well it's about mastalking lights, yeh, stalking
live stalking.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah sure. Yeah. Are the top six coming up? Top
six things we will do when we meet up in
our dreams?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Sorry, scientists. I just discovered my new skirts got pockets
and all women you know, Oh that's great, that's great,
So I carry on with pockets.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Also it looks like knickerbockers.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Don't you think that's They look more like puffy shorts.
Are they scorch No?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, no, it's just like a puffy skirt. But I
just found pockets, caring, I just found pockets.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, yeah, I found pockets. Sorry, back to your.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Worn top sex things will do when we made up
in our dreams.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Apparently two people's dreams have been connected by scientists. Yeah.
I was reading when I was a kid. I just
assumed if I dreamed about somebody, they were also experiencing
that dream.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I had Nightmas last night woke up and was like
someone was stalking me, and then they were in my
car to drive back somewhere they were in my car.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
But you were kind of like flattered, and I was like,
when I stopped, I was a woman. It was a
woman who had the weird teeth.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
And when she like came at me from a car,
she started like eating me.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
And I was like, oh, not in a fun way.
Not in a fun way.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
What is going on in your head? I'm not going on.
It was awful.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
This was like ten thirty. I've already been a sleep
like two hours. I know, Okay, it was awful.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Wake up with starting the gasp.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
And we'll get into this in the top six. So
also sell a little pole. On the way do you pat?
Do you say pet or pitty pat? You can say
pet the way? Do you pat your cattle dog? Before
you leave the house? Always give Major Murray, Major Murray
Fluffington lots of pats before I leave because he waits.

(03:21):
He follows me to the door and then gets on
the floor and waits for me.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
To pat him. Oh, it's pretty cute. It's pretty cute.
That's selling a little pole.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
But next on the show, it's in New Zealand versus Jetstar,
which airline has been more on time and has less
cancelations in the last few months.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Play z MS, Fleashboorne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Well, the governments released offacial data data in New Zealand
versus Jetstar, like which airline is more on time and
which has you know, what was the cancelation rate? Because
I had a but my flight to NEI Pllymouth was canceled. Yes,
and they said here's one six hours later.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Are we talking percent urch because in New Zealand service
is a lot more read little regionals, Yeah, more flights.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, so it would be probably fairer to like talk
about the main both on yeah, because little regional airports
are often harder hit by.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Weather and that, and they do the engineering. There's an
engineering issue, So we've canceled your flight, which often sometimes
as we've just consolidated a couple of flights. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
I haven't flown to it stuff for years, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
The last time I did it was on time. Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I had a problem and I've had lots of late
in New Zealand flights. I think eyone has the impression
that JITs does so much worse.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
So pretty much, you know, if you guys are going somewhere,
you can borrow the private jet. I've told you you
feel as.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Amazing Sandwich and Hamilton and I like come from driving
and get it.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
So you want to use Voran's private jet? Just quick flash.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
So weird that like you won't invite us over for
a spy and you pretend it's broken, but yet you'll say,
use my private jit.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You're starting to think you don't have a private gin.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Do you think he's lying.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm just gonna just going to throw it out there
and say, wow, yeah, how do you explain that photo
I had of me next to a private gym? You
were literally on a tarmac next to a private jit.
The this is a little bow wow accusation here. That's
a historical reference. By the way, if you already pretended
to have a to have a private JIT and had
his photo next to the window, and then someone took

(05:38):
a photo of him taking the photo and was an economy.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Oh that's embarrassing. Well, so the on time departures and
arrivals they started for both of those because they can
make up time right with whether.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
I'm wondering why they just don't flow it in the
first PT.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I always think that we're going to make it we're
twenty minutes late. Take we're going to be landing the
same time. Depends on the win. So should we just
do arrivals or do you want departures and arrival. It's
got to be departure times because that's the time where
they're like where we wait where wait? Wait wait waitakay wait,
well to go.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
In July in New Zealand, seventy eight percent of departures
were on time, compared to seventy two point five of Jetstar. Okay,
in August eighty three percent of the New Zealand departures
on time Jetstar seventy two percent.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Because sometimes it does on time, include you know, sometimes
they get delayed like five ten minutes and then when
you land, your app kind of bumps it and tells
you what time you actually left to the time.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, I think they've got to be within a certain
amount of minutes for it to be classes on time.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Right.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
The cancelation rate in July one point five percent for
in New Zealand and one point six percent in August.
Jetstars was only one percent in July and one point
four in August, so their cancelation rates slightly less, but
like you said, more regional flights in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, I mean it's pretty They're pretty much the same.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Pretty much the same, but it's one of them. You
get some Cassava chips and a nice boiled sweetie at
the end and a nice year start. Gives you a
little bit of attitude, you know what I mean, give it.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I was on them. They were absolutely lovely and fine.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
I think you just you just leaning into it. I'm
leaning into a stereotype.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
You got attitude because you asked for a lolly and
they said, we don't do them.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
When I was doing a gag and I said, what
at what time are you passing out the lollies?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
And they said haha.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
And I was like, oh my god, watch the attitude.
How do you disrespect You deserved it coffee and some
Cassama chips.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Please play it. Led Born and Haley blah.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the top.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Six hydraining just having some hydro.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Hydrating there from a Transformers one bottle. I've been given
so many good drink bottles lately. I'm spoiled for choice.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, I mean, it's not going to disguise the fact
that movie is probably rubbish.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, apparently this is a very good movie.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Apparently. No, No, it's animated.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Oh you're like Blowy and Transformers. What are you? Ten?
Are you a cold child? No, because I'm fat. I'm
not because I'm well. Jokes are on you because I'm
a fat, little pudding child. So I don't get.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Cold like the rest of them.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
In fact, run a little lot. Top six things we
can do in our dreams. When they link our dreams,
scientists have linked to people's dreams. How weird is that?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
So there's a startup company. They're in California, a A.
And they're called rim Space. They're a neurotechnology company that
specializes in sleep enhancement and lucid dreaming.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Lucid dreaming being when you're in a dream and you.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Realize it it's a dream yep, and you're like, oh,
I realize I'm dreaming now. And they wanted to work
out how we may be able to communicate through our dreams.
And so they've been doing this and they like sent
messages to one person who was asleep in one house,
and then sent the message to another person and then
they received the message and they communicated it to each other.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
In the dream and they woke up and they were like,
oh my god, it worked. Don't ask me how. I'm
not a neuroscientist.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
It's bizarre.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
This is the next step towards the matrix conscious.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
They were like this, the like communicating through our dreams
was the stuff of science fiction, and now we've proved
that it's actually possible. I mean, it was a very
simple I think that it was just a word that fed.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Does this mean that they could like manipulate our dreams
so that we have nice dreams?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
We're in a dream right now. Oh my god, let's
not think about it.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
I had such terrible nightmares last night.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I've got the top six things we can do when
we all meet up in our dreams lovely because we
don't spend enough to time to get there.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
As it is fun. I mean the bonus number seven.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
We could just prep the show and then I could
sleep more, maybe not even come to work right prep.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
For show in our dreams. No, I respect my I'm
not working in my dreams. Are trying to hijack my dream.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Gotta have some work life balance for workaholic, he just
works when it starts.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Works and the word of word Rihanna. Yeah, I can't
start myself.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I know you apologize to my wife and children who
simply don't see enough. Let you work your work.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
You work nine am in the morning.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Work, work, work, what I do? Top six things will
do when we meet up when we met up in
our dreams. Number sets run really slowly together, even though
we're sure we can go faster. Oh my god, I
go yeah, come on, le Never had a dream like that. Awful.
It's horrible because you're trying to keep up with someone,

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or you're run something like you're in quicksand or something.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah, Like it's heavy, right, and you're and you're frustrated
to run just.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Everything and you kind of don't know how okay. Yeah.
Number five, when the list of the top six things
are we'll do when we met up in our dreams,
we'll have all of our teeth fall out together. Oh no,
I have had that dream as well. We're just rolling around,
You're like.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
So, you start talking and you're like, up.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Never had that dream either. Do you dream about cats
and stuff? No stress in his life? This guy stress
in his life.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
That's why I'm dreaming of being buddy abducted in my
car and storked and followed and eate them.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Number four on the list of the top six things
you will do when we met up in our dreams
together go back to school and not have any pants on.
And also not have studied for the big exam. I've
had that dream.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Not have studied for the big exam as awful or
the actors nightmare, when you like, pick up a scripture,
I've never read this, and you're at the stage I've
never read this.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
What is it? What is it?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah? I have it where I'll go back and I'll
be like, but what am I doing here? I'm a
forty two year old man? Yeah, And then some of
the dreaming you'll like, have literally really been coming back
to school for twenty four years to pass.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
I'm like, and I still haven't studied.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
H why are here? I shouldn't be here. I'm wasting
everybody's time. And then later on you wake up and
you're like, I've let everybody down. Number three on the
less of the door things we'll do when we met
up in our dreams be able to fly until we
tell someone we can fly, and then they'll say show
me and you can't anymore. Shame. Yeah, that's when you

(12:26):
can fly in those dreams. So that feels really great.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Do when we all fly, do you fly high in
your dreams?

Speaker 3 (12:31):
No? I kind of. I can't actively like go, I
can kind of, yeah, quite close to the ground.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Are you doing in a plane, No, I'll have dreams
on in a Plane's just going on.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
You just have strange normal scenarios. Yeah, I'm a plane.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
We're flying and our teeth are falling out and we're naked.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
You know.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
I think you need to stop adding so many I
don't know, chalmers before bedtime or cheese, cheese, cheese yesterday?
That I cheese yesterday, I have you know, Oh my god,
I did cheese.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
I had nachos for dinner without cheese.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Oh my god. Why would you do that to yourself? Yeah,
because the stands.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
For cheese, that's right.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, I said, I thought some friers fers go to
you today. Number two in the less of the top
six things we'll do when we met up in our dreams.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Get into my elevator. Nothing can go wrong.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Oh yeah, you're always having elevated dreams. Shop through the roofs,
dropping launching sideways. Hey, we saw the elevator guy again.
Flitch yeah, And I told him We're going to drop
some treasures down the shaft for him next time, because
I said, you find anything good down there? And he's like, nap.
And I was like, do you ever find anything good?
He's like, Noah, not not as much, not as often
as they used to. Was a bag of dust, really,

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wasn't it? It was yuck? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
And I said I'm going to drop some treasures down
there for you next time, and he.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Said I'd like that. We did yell at him.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Can we have a look in your shaft?

Speaker 7 (14:04):
Right?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
We should get some late of those chocolate gold coins. No,
they'd be mean, what about a note? What about a treasure?
Like we appreciate you so much?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
What about we set them up with a cool treasure hunt?
Oh my god, yeah, he's probably got other less.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Would it not be the coolest thing in the world
to go home and there's a mysterious note on your
table and you open it and it's the beginning of
a treasure hunt? No, I've never had that, because we
are leading to like, who's doing this? Exciting?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Literally in the name? Were's the map leading to? It's
called a treasure?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
No? Thanks? Number one on the list. We still going,
by the way, number one on the list of the
top sex things we'll do when we met up at
our Dreams six stuff together. Absolutely no, we've got our
dream bot. We can be dream whatever. Oh my god,
we'll be like hot damn yeah, wanger me whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
I don't want to have a whopping er you.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
No, no, you were I remember you're yelling.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Give me a big wang.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
You just.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
When you were yelling at Fletch. What did you mean?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I think he meant on him? Oh wow, wow, this
is entrapment.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
That's play Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Okay, I just worked.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I just found out how this syndrome got the name
Rebecca syndrome.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Not really a syndrome either, just an internet name.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
If you think about you for something Ovarian syndromes. The
definition of syndrome, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Definition definition a group of symptoms which consistently occurred together,
or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptom
There you go.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Okay, it's interesting. I wouldn't call this a syndrome. So
Rebecca syndrome got its name actual.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
She said it.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yes, I am reading an article. These are not my words.
I am the Messenger. Rebecca syndrome got its name after
a nineteen thirty eight novel called Rebecca by Daphney de Moriere.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
It tells a story of a young lady who marries
a wealthy man and she can't cope after moving into
his house in his town as the household and local
community are still devoted to his first wife who died,
and she becomes even though she's the new wife, and
he loves her very much, retrospectively, very jealous, oh okay,
of things that he's done before they were together. So

(16:39):
that defines Rebecca syndrome as you getting retrospectively jealous about
things that your partner, for example, Charde has done before
you even existed.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
So it's not a cheating thing, like she's talking to
someone now and you're like, well, don't talk to him.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
He's a handsome gentleman. It's like she talked to a
handsome general and then you're around.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, and also like looking up looking up mixers.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
It's more of a do.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
You reckon you?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Okay, hand on heart? Do you think you're the hottest
person Chardet's been with?

Speaker 9 (17:17):
Oh you are beautiful?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
What they say Vaughn.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Worse can bring you down? Well, I don't know, but
I assume not.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I'm trying to think. I think I might be the
hottest person that Errands I have been.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
With, because because you're saying, what's that she's gonna hear
us out saying about laugh because it's a wild statement
to make, even if you know to claim it as level.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
I've never ever been jealous of anything that Eron's ever
done life before.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
You definitely hear people that do get jealousy partners xes.
Maybe they're still friendly with the area.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Why would you Why would you be with someone me
when you were someone like her? Like clearly that that's
you know, that's what you're into. Yeah, if she's like
nothing like me. So sixty six point seven percent, that's
a real specific stat there.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
There's two thirds I would have just in this case,
you use two thirds of people, Okay, not from I'm
not saying it's your fault.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
I'm saying it's not to be sixty six point six
six x reoccurring. Yeah, but they round it up, yeah
to sixty six points reading born, I'm just reading what
it's not you with a head full of rocks. I
believe it's the journalist who's an umb skull.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
It's sixty six point seven part around relationships for the
for the Study in Relationships, admitted to looking up partners xes,
really feeling that little.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Tinge of ribecicaus and.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Drum fine if you think you're hotter than the ex yeah, yeah,
it's when you have fun.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Notice that an argument, But it's.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Almost like when you have a train. It's a It's
like you have a dream that Aaron's cheating on you,
and then you wake up and you're grumpy at him.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
You're like, it's kind of like, yeah, you're totally it's
not really, it's not real.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
It's not the Norman control. I know they do. Every
woman does that.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
It's insane, right, I don't think whereas I would wake
up and I'd be like, good for you, be like
hot man, you got it out there.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Look you you were out there getting it.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Plays Fletchborn and Haley play Zims Flitchborn and Hailey, silly.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Taking me, silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly
silly silly.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
The cool noise of God, it's so cool.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
That's obnoxious.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
That's really cool because you're doing two things. You're whistling
and humming. It's cool. Man, you're just jealous.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
You can't do it. Yeah, you go a loser. Whistle
little little little pathetic lips they used to call them.
I got little pathetic lips, LPL.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
I would have never thought of your lips as pathetic
until now.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Thank you whistle. When leaving the house, do you give
you a pin a good bipep? Do you give your
pet a good bye pet? If I see them, I world,
but I'm not going to find them to pat them.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
I petted your care yesterday, did you He's not very
He came up to me.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, he doesn't usually do that.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
It flopped down and everything really very submissive.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Big tail, beg swishy tail. Yeah, fluffy care, delicious cat.
When leaving the house, you give your pet a goodbye
pat eighty eight percent people said yes, that's like when
you see your cat or dog stretching. Do you say
what big stretch? Yes? You have to yawn when they yawn,
you're like someone's tight or big yawn. Yeah, man, it's
a big yawn. I always say big stretch, stretch. I

(20:57):
think you have to you have to.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah, it's a doping to pet your pet. Your pets,
I think.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, if they're there by the door, like in the
morning when I leave for work, he's always following me around,
and I'll pant the cat. But if I'm like, if
it's the middle of the day and he's sleeping in
the lounge, I won't go leave me.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I'll leave him be.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
But I did select, Yes, I do pat my cat
before I leave. I like to fuss rolligh, yeah, when
is it as happy as he looks so sweet?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
I always say I'm about to fuss.

Speaker 10 (21:23):
Year.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
I found just you wouldn't even notice there that I've
been doing something in the background, because that's how professional
I am. Yeah, I found the song. Have you ever
heard the song Big Stretch about your pets having a
big stretch? Repeat yourselves stretched? Do you stretch every time?
I stretch? About to go down? Stretch a big stretch, lol,

(21:50):
to the ground, stretch. Don't you say your whole yes,
big stretch, puppy low, Oh my God, always has to
say big street always and you gotta stretch. Eighty eight

(22:13):
percent of people pat their pet could buy. Twelve percent
do not pat their pet could buy what if they
got to say about it. Paul Brittany says, Oh, Brittany's
got heirless cats. Yuck. I'm sorry, sorry, I love the cat.
Her cat looks like Snoke from the Star Wars sequel Snoke.
He's skinless, heirless, like.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
The rink Penis with the tail. Your heart looks like
a bull, Sad.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Brittany, it looks like a ball, Sair.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I would rather be late for work than misgiving the
cats a pet before I leave. And sometimes she's paying
the cat. She doesn't realize she's padding someone's bullsack. I
know she's giving it.

Speaker 11 (22:54):
A good Walking into a locker room, old man, I
love you, bye, and some old man's like, excuse me, mess,
that's me ball, Sad, I don't even know what I thought.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
It was my hairless cat.

Speaker 9 (23:09):
Um.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
And she commends the old man for shaving his balls
at his age. Yeah, keeping it tight, Gina said, they're
not always around sad face uh as in ded or yeah,
it says, And I've got a pat him and tell
him when I'm going to be back. Okay, I'm just
going to work.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
I'll be back around fine.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Third eggs.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
How otherwise you never said she's a cat.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
She doesn't care. Oh, you down for a pat and
she won't even like I enjoy it. Charlene says, how
else does he know it's time to go and stretch
out on the beard? Understood for six hours if I
don't give him a pack goodbye before I had to work.
Peter says, with four cats, three dogs, and a turtle,
I'd never get out of the house of everybody needed
a pack?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Turtle?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Turtle? Yeah, who's got a turtle? I smell?

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Do they smell?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
That will smell? Okay? I knew someone with the turtle
and it was like, that's pretty cool, and they're like, yeah,
I thought so too. It thinks though, and I was like, cool,
we'll avoid unless I can pour mutant juice on the
juice on them and they turned into Ninja's Yeah, I must,
I have to be a rat. I don't want to
be a rat now. I'll just send them to jiu
jitsu lessons. Sarah said, bye, love, you have a good day,

(24:22):
make good decisions, see you later.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
That's what I say every time.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I love that. I spend more time saying bye to
the pets than I do to my own husband. Always,
you never know what can happen that's bad. Yeah, it
could be the day they crawl under the deck or go.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Go away themselves.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I always I'm going somewhere and like there's been an
argument or something, or I like bye, and Shadow doesn't
say something, and I say, boy, I dine a car crash,
a real ship thing to remember being the last words
to me.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
It's that's called emotional manipulation. That's what you're doing on them.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
You know you're crazy. You're not remembering it? Right?

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeahs leating. I think it is gosleating.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, and if you're god at it, they don't even
not saying that. Yeah, isn't that right? I have always
said that, haven't I? Yeah, perfect a new clock therapy
in one go.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
It really feels like we need to see an opinion.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
The one guy or that guy was like, the money
is just not worth it. The money is too the
money is not worth it. I'm speaking of what I'm
shows back. Isn't it drinking? Shrinking? We loved it. It
was a poor Jason Cigar Apple TV first season. That
woman that was on the Drew Carry Show but her
face doesn't move now, the guy that was the neighbor.

(25:45):
I'm married with children, but now he's old and that's depressing.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
The cool black chick from.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
The Daily Show, Jessica Jessica, someone's cool. She's great. She
is great. That shows back and.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
We're huge fans.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
As you can see this one. That one. I think
Jason Segel segu Segel deserves to be a way bigger
deal in Hollywood than he is.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
I know he's a big deal. He deserves. He's a
very talented man. He's very talented, very funny music game.
What are you gay for?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Jason? Jason, I've always been gay. Remember what Remember I've
told you heaps of times. See guest letter again. She
doesn't know.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yes, let me with a lie.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
That's a little pole.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Play in Fletched one and Haley Flitch.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
This is not This has nothing to do with age
that I have suddenly become so obsessed with these novelty
T shirts.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Well, I'm just saying it's kind of it's it's a
it's the domain of the dad is on show.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Novelty T shirts. I love funny, I love a good design.
My problem is the quality of the shirt. The look
like bad. I've got a wife, I've got a wife.
I'm gonna wa I like my just every now and
then I'll be like, this has been through the dryer.
What you did that for? What you did that for?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
We're the opposite.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I have to tell Aaron, who is so tall, that
most of his T shirts are just long enough and
they're always random in the dryer.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
No no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I have to go through my woodroom and be like,
see us feel that that doesn't go in the dryer,
that doesn't go on the dry that doesn't go.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
That's probably just best to do it all yourself. I do.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
I just do it. I don't touch my clothes.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
If you doan't do the washing of your own stuff. Fine,
Some people might be thinking, to men, why don't you
just do your own washing. Then I've said, yeah, I do.
When I do the washing, the washing has done better.
Oh wow, what socks the socks in the andes get
their own wash. That just socks and undies and there
I wash Mondays with my T shirts. Save the planet,

(27:51):
please exactly.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
T shirts get their own shirts in there.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I was advertised, you know, lacking on your Instagram ads
and stuff, these novelty and I hit one because you know,
I got that T shirt, but this was from a
small company that hand embroiders off my DIT's on April Sprats.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
I got gray shirt. That's so that was kind of
your gateway into and I think because I got there, Now.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
The algorithms like you want more novelty t's listen to
this silly ghost on the loose And it's a ghost
and wearing cowboy birts.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Okay, that sounds great.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
The only squad I'm doing is diddly.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
What animals on that one? That frog energy, I don't
know what is?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
And a cowboy hat?

Speaker 5 (28:32):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
And I am just I'm just I'm just wanting to
add to cart now the quality of these T shirts.
You just yed your last hah what animals that? That's
a dark there's a goose. My flabbers have been gusted.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
That good stuff. It's so good. I'm loving these.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
This is one that I mean, I couldn't wear this
with the tism and it's a frog and he's got
a couple of Cowboy counts. Now he's got riz and
obviously a touch of the tiars. Now, if you're an
autistic person, you've got an autotic friend. I think Christmas
is coming up.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah wow, okay.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
You know, I think that's great. And then there is
a Trump shirt here. I'm just scrolling past that one.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I'll pass that one. See that's the thing I think
you're getting into. Like it's Dad territory, Trump supported territory.
People that work in it love a novelty T shirt
there they do.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
But don't you want a T shirt with a goose
and cowboy boots that said silly goose on the loose?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
What was that one with the raccoon? There was one.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
I saw it over your shoulder before and looking I.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Just like, looking at so many of these or there's
a hold on them, have a simulated Sorry, I'm like,
it's a little sheep and he's frolicking.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Sorry, I'm late. I was Lilly Dellium.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
This is outrageous. I thought you had a passion for
the fashion. That's not somebody just messaged in it's fashion.
No longer your passion me this this.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I could make this into fashion.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
I feel like for this to become mainstream, someone like
celebrity wise needs.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
To do this.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Even batties get sadies. It was just some bad animals.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh okay, there was what was that a beaver, No,
a raccoon, and he's holding a little like kind of
Starbucks esc drink and it says, first of all, I'm
a delight.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, shall I have one to cat? Yeah? A delight?

Speaker 5 (30:29):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, it's a toad and he's wearing cowboy hat and
he's got his hands on his hips and he says,
y'r mind if I do some Larly gagons.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Thirty five and you are losing it?

Speaker 6 (30:43):
Plays it ms Fletchborn.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Well well, well, well wow, calm, be calm. Blue is
in the country, Blue is in the bloe the studio,
in the studio. I need know the Bluey. Why I
would have hung about to meet Bluey. Bluey my favorite
cartoon dog. And that's a big thing because we've had
some great cartoon dogs. That's a phenomenal cartoon dogs. I

(31:06):
don't put Dino from the Flintstones in that rank because
it was a dinosaur. What about cat dog cat dog? No,
the dog was the dumb one. Yeah, the dog was
the dumb one, and the cat dog situation the dog
from Family Guy Spot the Dogs. Brian. I like Brian
was his name?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I like Brian, But no, blue is my favorite Flat's dog,
a great dog. Lots of good dogs, great dogs. Snoopy
Snipper was the best part about that. There's dreary Old
Charlie Brown needed a bloody. They would have had a
medicated nowadays, would't They would have been very worrying about
Charlie Brown, very depressed. And that woman, the woman that

(31:43):
always pulled the football out from anerathm she would have
been kicked out of school for bullying.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
She's gone.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yeah, they would have sorted those kids out with some
medication across the range. I'm hanging now.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, that one that wouldn't get off the piano.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Yeah, we'd have would have would have agree for that.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Now that's big in for an ADHD diagnosis, Fianna.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
So Blue it was in the country because Blue Show
is going to.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Be live Blue Shows, and I just needed to reiterate
the fact that Blue is a cartoon, so technically Blue
isn't How do I help me, Flitch, how do we
Blue isn't real? Blue is not a real?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Is a cartoon? Dog talking? Or was it just here?
Like I think it was just here? Okay, Right, it's
got a puppeteer behind it, right, walks around and I
don't know what the show is, but I'm imagining there's
a pre recorded amble okay, and the story and they
acted out. Now are you going to go to the
live show? Because I feel there needs to be an

(32:47):
adults version of the live show that was the Wiggles,
and must say, what a night. One of the greatest
nights ever, the greatest night, one of the good ones. Yeah,
one of the one of the one of the good because.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
You your kids wouldn't be into Blue? Yeah, they love
they but would they go to the show?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Are a bit too old? Probably a year ago, because
I think also would come with me to go to
the show, because you're too old to go on your own. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
I'm a huge Blue fan. I just want to meet them.
I can't believe the thing wasn't here and I needed
to meet it. Yeah, I get a photo with it.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I know this was right for a you know, varm
put your blindfold on situation.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, because happens for me.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Hot men are involved, Yeah, and for me cartoon dogs,
cartoon dogs being puppeteered by drama school students.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, when did you.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Ever do anything like that as a drama Nah?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Aaron did like a kid's thing called. It wasn't the Wiggles,
but it was very close to the Giggles, maybe.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Jason telling me if someone came for the Wiggles.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah, the Giggles, the Giggles.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
I mean, you're even trying to make it different.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
I'm sure, whereas I can't remember. He was also dressed
up as yeah giggles here you he encouraged.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
The cowardly dog. Someone just that's number one, number one.
That's a great job. But somebody just missaged too big.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Guys, that's Aaron dress as a sheep. Oh good drama
school days?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Did that get some kind of fun thing?

Speaker 8 (34:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, yeah, it was all fun on Telly.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Here's Aaron as a flower? Sunflower?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Good lord?

Speaker 12 (34:27):
Can I see it?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
We have? Well, I must watch it amazing Now I
just to find a DVD player. So are you booking
tickets for Blowey or.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
I don't know Blowey Live show?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Right? And then the minute yea, get it together, you'll
be all right mate. I just want to get a pho.
And then I saw some people like with the thing
and they're not as big a fans, and I was like,
this has been wasted on someone that's not as big
a fans. Yeah, and there's Bluey and there's I didn't
see the whole this all of them. There's Bluey, there's Bengo,

(35:01):
there's Chili is bandit Okay.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Okay plays it. MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it. MS
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
We've got a winner in our midst a new winner.
Because you know me, I win a lot of things
as well. I want to task Master, but no one's
talking about that anymore.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Ryland here grow by yourself.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
I'm saying, there's a number of winners in the studio,
JP Folaky being the newest winner of Slibertries. R Island welcome, JPS.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Because you when did you film this in summer?

Speaker 7 (35:36):
Obviously, I think in much like that weird period where
you get some really nice swarm days and then the
weather just a random literncy trash.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Now we're sort of at the different end of that, right,
there were random nice.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Days, but you've had you obviously, like weren't able to
tell anyone about this for a long time.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
It was it was hard to like hold the secret,
I think obviously because it's such a big thing. Hey,
and especially family knows that you go away to film. Yeah,
and I guess it's up to the consistence whether they
want to share with their family if they win away.
I don't even know if we were supposed to, but
my family knew that I was going there, so I
told some of my close ones. But even coming on,

(36:13):
I come from a big group of friends, cousins, you know,
trying to hold that from them and they're like, oh,
you don't even do that. Good eh.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I'm like, ah, y'all, wait and see when you like
to know.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
But obviously you're won now, which is was it like
you were like did you really want to?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Deep down?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Because you know, people into these things like just Libertary run.
It's all in the name of charity. You know you're
not winning the money you're finding for a good cause,
but you're like, also for the creed.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
You do want to win people. When people are like, oh,
I'm just here for the experience, I'm like, oh, me too,
But I could get this experience, like if I went
to another island somewhere else, I'm like, I'm here to win.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Yeah, but I was really good. I think just having
the fact that I was for charity front of my mind.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
See you you're means on, which is very Did you
go into ct I with because I've been very vocal
about the fact I would never do it because I
just I'd get too carried away. I'd be the ugly crier.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I'd be the one like fighting and having a weep
on the beach and having a turf for.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Mac.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
I'd be Maddy mcclin.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Did you go in with like a game plan or
you just like I'll just win it.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
I think my game plan was because I had friends
who have done the show before. Alvis Lots a dancer
exclusive with choreography funny. Yes, he's amazing, So he gave
me some advice going into the game. So pretty much, yeah,
I was like, I do want to do really well,
but I don't want to be like the best at

(37:54):
anything because I don't want to get eliminated eliminated A three.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
But then once you're in the game and like, I
think it's just my personality, like I just have to
go one hundret So I'm like, Okay, that didn't really
work out. I was like throwing my body around. I
gave Portspaky Jackson a bruised we're doing the most spot.
I guess it worked out in the long run.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, when did you know you had it? Like, when
did you know you were going to win the last three?

Speaker 7 (38:18):
We I got this or no, no way, no way.
I think you know, even when we were digging, you
can see from our last night's episode, it was broad
daylight and then it was like pitch black by the
time we dug that children and I think Cully and
Jimmy had been digging for like a good half an

(38:39):
hour before I even started. So we just went around and.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
So you just got to be digging in the right place,
that's the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
Yeah, And there were so many different holes all around
the spot, and we were just refilling and like redigging.
But it was hard. It was hard to tell, like
who was even gonna win that literally until I pulled
it up.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Who was your because everyone's there representing their own individual
chatar is of choice? Who was yours?

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Are the Child Fund they've got and this should have
called the Water one and they provide safe, clean drinking
water to kids all around the Pacific. Just I think
the other week there was two kids from the Solomon
Islands that from not having access to clean drinking water.
And I was like, that's crazy in twenty twenty four. Yeah,
especially like Pacific people, we revolve our lives around the water.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
We're so lucky. Yeah, we're so lucky. We take water
for grant.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
I mean to be fear Flichers water if you have
the pleasure of going over to Flinchers.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Has the grossest water.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Water is like good in some taps and you know mayonnaise, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
The best mayonnaise, but in a cool way water down.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Some of some of them.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
No, it has like a half a mayonnaise, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, because you're like on this island together and it's
like really intense. And even when the cameras aren't rolling,
like you don't just like toddle off to a hotel
room and have a nice time. You stay in those
intense circumstances. Did you get very close with everyone?

Speaker 7 (40:07):
Yeah, I've got super tited with everybody. And because once
you hop off the boat, they take your phones off
you and you know you have no other choice. Spots
who get to know each other?

Speaker 5 (40:17):
You didn't think about smuggling one.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Oh no I didn't. I was just to be honest
I'd smuggle back at school, camp and stuff. I was
trying to smuggle everything.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
He just went without.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well, JP, congratulations, a great charity and well deserved win.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
No, thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Thank you for having me for play zm's flesh porn.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
And a little bit of a health kick. At the moment, though,
Vaughn's been told to sit back from the gym, which
is good, and he got boy. He relished in their advice.
Doctor told me to take it easy.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah we love that. But easy, brazy right, easy breezy
gabba girl over here.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, you're easy, busy, busy, beautiful covered boy. And yesterday,
while I actually was sitting on my ass at home,
I got a message from producer car One to thank
me for giving her an exercise hack that helped her
achieve a PB yesterday, a personal best.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
I get a message from the producers most day, just
thanking me for inspiring them and leading the team.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Right.

Speaker 12 (41:20):
I just thought that maybe it was time for Haley
to have one turn.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
A little bit. I can understand. Interesting. I've never had
a compliment because that speaks volumes.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Maybe today it will be your day. Yeah, nothing exceptional, okay, now,
car when your message said, Okay, you were right.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Love love that.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
In fact, it's very rare to hear from a woman.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
But carry on, it was to another woman though, Yeah
it doesn't count. Okay, you were right.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Working out too smart really is elite?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
What?

Speaker 5 (41:55):
And I say, so good? Right, said, I just ran
a personal best listen.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
But there's not there's no, not for a minute, no.

Speaker 12 (42:04):
And that's that's why I've always a couple of days
a couple of days I reckon. But yeah, I've always
been a music person because yeah, I want a beat,
I want like the lyrics to listen to and sechnology. Yeah,
but I was just like, oh, you know what, maybe
I just because I'm trying to try out audio books
as well at the moment.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
So I'm like, why don't I Carwen Fletch. Carwen reads
paper books, I read.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
I read audio books. It's the same thing they read
the book to you. Yes, it's reading.

Speaker 12 (42:36):
Yeah, you listen to it anyways, So I was like,
you know what, why not just take it a little further,
get myself a little free trial on Quinn and have
a little listen.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
So so Quinn, well, I've talked about this before it
so that went in there it's very direct to listener.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Audio erot this is the Devil of Dublin, of Doublin.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
On this And I listened to them at the gym
as well, because I don't know. I find it's like
very energizing because you're not going to do the other things,
so you channel that energy into lifting weights or for
you running fast.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (43:12):
And I'm also just so distracted by the audio talking
to me and stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
You can't feel the pain of the extra yet.

Speaker 12 (43:20):
I'm not thinking about how far I'm running or that
I'm just rushing.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
So how much was it? How much did you beat
your personal best buy?

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Well, to be fair, I don't appropriate to ask woman
how much you beat it?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Alan. For the record, I will go on record of
saying that I don't think that appropriate. I don't think
there was an appropriate question from you.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
So I don't actually typically run, So this is because
this is a new thing for a new thing, and
so normally I'll just do a little bit and I'm
like that's I'm done. But yesterday on my Hot Girl walk,
which is usually five k's, I ran two point five
k's of it.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
That's a wow.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
That is so good. That's the power of smarty.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
This is a hag of you because you know what
the thing for me is like, I don't love exercise.
I get very bored, especially walking or running. So whenever
I walk, I always listen to this stuff because it's
super distracting. It's like shocking. It takes your mind out
of it, and it does. It distracts you.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
I reckon. The male equivalent is like action movies when
you're on the treadmill.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Because I'll always run faster.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
If I'm watching a comedy, I'll plod along and I'll
be like hah and I'll take my mind off it.
But if you're watching like a fast based action, yeah, yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
This is exactly fast basd action yeah, and sometimes slow
and then you mix with the pace as fast as.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Consistent.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
And it's also.

Speaker 12 (44:45):
Kind of reassuring that if I'm running past someone, they're
less likely to hear it through my headphones, so not.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Like when Hailey's driving and cracking it.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
You got to get the full effect of the base
play its flesh one and ha.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Play z ms Fletchbourne and Hayley now.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
One of the ten most frequently asked questions I get
is is warn are you Sri Lankan sitting about number seven?
Which is you look at me and you're like you
not Sri Lanka, and I'm like, just white Irish Scotch.
So I said this story from people saying you love
this because this is a story about your home country's airline.

(45:25):
And I said, I said New Zealand, in New Zealand,
and they said, no, dummy, Sri Lankan eland Sri Lanka's
national wheeline. You can see with a confusion, I'm not
actually the Sri Lankan rankin I'm sure, but I am
Sri Lanka. Now I've got a brain show. I'm going
to a branch show. You can't blame it for that. No,

(45:46):
you don't come from dear broadcasting center's authority. Our announcer
can't be blamed because he is. And then stand there
could be what explained, I'm on antibiotics at the moment,
a broad spectrum antibiotics. I've got saw testicles. I'm going

(46:06):
to be responsible for what I'm.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
A common common symptom of a brain tumor is a
sore ball?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Could be? Yeah, what are you in? Neurologists?

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Specialists? No, I'm just so.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I believe my home country, Sri Lanka's national airline, is
in the news because of an issue that happened on
board Sydney to Colombo. Yes, that's in Sri Lanka. It
is a coviallets had a tiff. The pilots had a tiff.
I got a little fight in the cockpits. Yeah, and
so too small and there for tussle. The coviolot's like,

(46:39):
I'm gonna go to the toilet. Yeah, and didn't arrange
for another crew member to replace her in the cockpit.
That apparently, because that's a new role after one person
in the cockpit after that pilot died yeah mid flight. Yeah.
So then she goes to that. This is the other
crazy thing. A female is flying a plane?

Speaker 5 (46:57):
What what what next?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Okay, now I don't believe you. It does sound sounds faster.
She goes to the bathroom, the captain locks the door
and refuses to let her back in. Is it the
captain's a man, The captain's a man. Oh, this sounds
a bit silly, doesn't it. This sounds childish. She refuse
to let them back in, and another crewmember had to

(47:22):
mediate in calm the situation, what they're flying the plane
and the co pilot was then allowed back into the
coppit after a little while, right captain, I'm sorry, on
come on, she was bustling for a week, so she
should have arrayed.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
We'll do it bit the next time, but the captain
open the door.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Please hat the headlines like all over the world, it's
so pity.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yeah, it would be weird though. Let you think about it.
Wheel work, we know who we're coming to work with
every day, but as a pilot, you just rotate. You
rotate with a different person every time.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
And if you work for a lot, suggesting we do
there to really horrible.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
It could be KBL tomorrow and it could be if
the s sure, you know.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
We could just mix it up and just who turns up?
You're like, hey, welcome.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah yeah, no, I'm going to put a stop to
that nonsense. Right here, it's time to get serious.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Sorry, sorry, Flitch for and Hailey, get serious.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Serious serious, get real pity and I'll take care of this.
You will. Was Hailey? The Hailey thing that happened?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Guys, don't show her.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
She digressed.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
I'll get this back on show slogan. We digress.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I thought the news show slogan was going to be,
don't show how the sausage is made. That's a good
that's a good slow shogan. Flitch. I've got a tumor,
a tumor to both my boys tumors. I'm running this thing.
A new slow shogan is one third one. You want

(49:09):
to be shrill ancan.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
You're also the last one that they'll GISs.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I know, and that's the twist. Oh gosh, So anyway,
an albino shrillank. It could be I'm not that okay, Now.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
You don't have any of the features? Are Oirish? True
and true irish?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Okay? Were we agrees? What is the pitiest thing you've
done after an argument like this.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Captain locking the door of the cockpit because he was,
I don't know, annoyed that the had gone to go wheeze?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Yeah, it could be. Also, I mean you'll get a
lot of relationships.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Yeah, what have you done something pity to Aaron? Never
come on, what have you done? Pity? I've don.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I'll just do stuff like folder socks together, like mix
mix matched and stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I notice no he couldn't give a toss.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
But it's just little things like that, right, because you
know that I do all the laundry at home.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Shirts, I'll shrink his shirts, anything difference. But in Sri
Lanka we don't believe in petty activity. All right, I'm
from New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
We do Okay, I wait, hundred dollars at Emerson number.
You can text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
What is the pettiest thing that you've done.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
After a fight?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
So many messages coming in and calls Kerrie, What did
you do? Petty thing after an argument?

Speaker 12 (50:40):
One?

Speaker 8 (50:41):
So my partner and I were out on the river
white baiting, had a small argument and I kicked his
white bait bucket back into the river.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
All the white bait that he had caught with ray absolutely.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
Immediately.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah he was not happy. Oh no,
why carry anyway? I was going to say, you're kind
of spiting yourself if you get rid of the yummy feed.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
But yeah, carry, Thank you, Joe. What was the petty
thing you did after an argument?

Speaker 8 (51:19):
Well it was more of a split up rather than
an argument, right, But he was the bedside lights from
Harvey Norman that I really liked.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Yeah, so I just removed the bulbs and handed them.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Do you know what we're learning here, Joe is I'm
just looking at the text and hearing from you.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
It's mostly women. Yeah, it is. I didn't want to
say it. I didn't want to say it, Joe.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
The pettiest things like this light bulb removal. We're mean,
we're mean, we're spiteful and we're petty, and it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
You said it. Thank you, Joe. A couple of text messages.
I took here from my hair brush and put it
in the off of my husband's aspirin halo, so when
he inhaled, he got a hair boil peple. That is
wrong that you can't breathe.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Oh my god, somebodys are so funny.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Keep your things coming in nine six ninety six, oh
eight hundred dollars at him.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
We'll get to more of this crazy next aber one.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Oh you have heard from usher lank and listeners A.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Yeah, this uber one.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
This all started because a couple of Shri Lankan pilots
had a fight and one of them locked the other
one out of the cockpit. Yeah, so we want to
know the petty things you've done after an argument.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Man, Some crem women are crazy. Women are crazy. Man
at least don't tell everyone when they're being a bit crazy.
It's so good, replies on Instagram anonymous. I removed the
TV I owned from the flat lounge that my flatmate
couldn't use it anymore. That's good stuff. Stip a potato
and someone's exhausted their car. Jess got accidentally washed a

(52:58):
cast iron pad. Oh no, purpose, that's naughty. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Someone said they put breast milk in his coffee.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
My friend put flour and her asshole flatmate's protein powder.
I filled it up with flour. That'd be yuk yuk.
Shat in the letter box, let's from Liz.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
How do you, Liz?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
If you shat straight in the letter box? Or you
pud prior to and then popped it in the.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Lair because it would be hard to get the Pooh
horizontally into the slot.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Unless it's one of those open from the top ones
and you kind.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Of lower down. Didn't need some logistics.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Yeah, this is one of my favorites. Hung his T
shirts with the pigs in the middle of the chest
instead of the seam so they drive the pointed nipple peeks.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
On the chest. Also med fight.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
My partner said, I'll just bugger off back to your parents.
So when he was sleeping, I left and drove two
hours to my family. It's been a few days there. Yeah,
that's where I've gone.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I had a big argument with my thirteen year old
daughter who hates me, hates the world, and hates everything
in it. I've been there.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
The next morning, I put the kettle on to make
a cup of ten.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
I found it. She'd hidden all of the tea bags.
So stupid. While my husband and I were going through separation,
he tuned up and took my favorite pot plant and
my favorite gardennome. Oh take someone's garden name. This is
why you left him, I believe. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
I changed his Netflix profile name to preck. I filled
up someone's pockets with glitter.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Oh, monstress. Caught him cheating. I haven't read ready head
on this one cheating home, So I kicked him out.
While I packed him my stuff, he said, don't leave
anything behind you brought with you. So I took the
shower curtain, all the plugs, the dish rack. I left
one knife hawk spoon plate bowl out the belts in

(54:47):
his race car. Here now we're going, Oh okay, here
we go this crad go and cut the belts in
the race car, took us overs and smashed his helmet,
smashing her helmets. Not easy. That's exactly the purpose of
the life is to stop skulls being smashed.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah, okay, this is a but fear all this one.
When I was at eighteen, a friend of mine for
my birthday, thought it'd be funny to put crazy glue
in my here on my birthday. So when we got
back to his house, I pete and his contact lens
solution and you've told.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
That'll be stinging. My dad complained there wasn't enough greens
with dinner one night, so the next night my mum died.
Is entire dinner green with fod time.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
That's good, plays Ms Flesh Haley.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Okay, so I hope there are tears. I feel like
there are going to be tears. I think they maybe
too shocked.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
For the last four Tuesdays, Taylor Tuesdays has given you
the chance to go and the drawer to see her
live on the Era's tour. These are as we know
hard to get tickets, and it's.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
The last one of the tour.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
This grand tour that will go down in history, is
one of the biggest tours of all time.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Now, Brook from The Night Show is standing by outside
the winner's workplace.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Good morning, Brooke. There's from them, there's going to be
cheers from us. I'll you there. Are you excited? Why
are you crying? Not going anywhere?

Speaker 7 (56:00):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (56:02):
The studio. You'll be back in the studio the Night Show.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Oh no, no, I know, I love I love giving
away things too, nothing like getting things.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yeah, I know you're a getter on a giver. Okay, Broke,
where are you? We're just okay?

Speaker 8 (56:20):
Can I tell you where she works?

Speaker 10 (56:24):
Industry?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
What industry? Ok?

Speaker 8 (56:28):
So, she's a she's a dentist, and we've asked the
receptionist to go get our winner now so she doesn't
have an appointment at the slot.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
We booked a slot early.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I assume they started later in the Do you think
we could get a dentistry discount after this? God?

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Yes, a week of flossing before regularly?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Okay, okay, are we ready to go?

Speaker 6 (56:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
We Kendle?

Speaker 6 (56:57):
Are you kindle?

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Okay, Kendle, are you take a.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Break with me? On my hands? This is real? This
is real.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
You I'm gonna actually I've got the one only wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Hello, Candle, it's the I I D. And boy you
are back here behind in Texas. Where is our money?

Speaker 7 (57:18):
No?

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Good morning, Kinder. Let's flitch for and Haley?

Speaker 3 (57:20):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Oh my gosh, I'm wow.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
I just think I said it's cruel that seeing people
around the people who didn't win the Taylor trips. Yeah,
I know, we'll talk to you later. Bye. Just jokes.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Oh gosh, you're going to see Taylor in Vancouver, to
Lasha the eras, to all.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Weld Are we not kidding?

Speaker 5 (57:44):
That would be really main if we did that. Oh
my gosh, been real.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Who thank you guys so much. We love you. Return
flights for two? So who are you taking? Oh yeah,
I will be taking my partner.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
We're doing long distance so.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Hopefully they can come.

Speaker 10 (58:08):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Okay, well I don't know. I don't know if we're
paying for their flights. It sounds too expensive. You want
to You've got accommodation as well.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
And yeah, those two tickets, the very last tickets in
New Zealand to Taylor Swerves the areas to a live
in Vancouver. Also a beg thank you as well to
United Airlines. They're getting you to Vancouver. They fly NonStop
from Auckland and christ to the USA, exploring more than
two hundred destinations across the Americas.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Now, kindle, what are we wearing? What are we wearing?

Speaker 5 (58:38):
We need to talk about what we're wearing to the
era's tour?

Speaker 12 (58:42):
Is it even real?

Speaker 8 (58:43):
Like really?

Speaker 5 (58:44):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yes, very much? Is real? Very much?

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Is I thought you were asking what you whiz wearing?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Now probably you wear much? Yes? Them tour? Are there
heres tour scrubs? Yep, yep?

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Do you what's your Do you have a favorite Taylor
Swift era? Yes, lover's a girl, she's The girls are
raising their first in the hand.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
They're knowing, they're loving art.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
Oh my gosh, thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
So that flitch.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
We're so excited for you. It's gonna be an amazing trap.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Oh my gosh, thank you.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
Today.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
Yes, my patients.

Speaker 10 (59:28):
Tell them you want a trip to see Taylor Swift.
You didn't leave the vacuum going in the corner. And
I feel like we should get back to a patient.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
This person, the patient sounds happy for you on this kffle.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
The patient's oral health. Yeah, wonder ten into the mouth
you haven't even got in.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Yeah, all right. Congratulations ken We Taylor Tuesday's competition.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
Clay ZiT ms Flitchborn.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Gratulations to Kendall, winner of our Taylor Tuesday's competition. Off
to see Taylor Swurft live in Vancouver flying United Airlines
with their partner.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Amazing stuff. I don't know who i'd take. Oh do
my best friend. That's the end of that thought.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I'm just always really sweet with people. When people take
their partners and boyfriends to concerts and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
I was like, I just go with the gals. Great
emprov from you, no budding your own yearsand I don't
know who i'd take. End insane.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I lay out the provocation, I use ended it, and
then I completed the Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Cool sharing a stage.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
With you, No need for you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Um, what are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Oh yeah, so I missed someone that I didn't realize
I missed until we started talking about it this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Okay, Buen Elizabeth second Princess die cheers where we are.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
We're royalists. Don't cry. Gosh, oh kind It's just upsetting,
isn't it. No, I don't miss the Queen. I don't
think about her often. I see your face a lot.
I'm still on on predominantly most of our coins.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
And I just think the whole Prince Charles thing that
it's like, let's not rush. They say he was eating
the carrots, but someone said he's not eating much.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
Really, Oh, he's doing like an old man nibble.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Yeah, old man, old man jam.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Toast in the morning and maybe like a sausage for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Cheapers. No, I don't miss him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
I miss a woman at the gym, okay, And it's
a woman who she's a very lovely lady, and we
just sort of sparked and across the gym friendship, and
every time I see her she would come up to me.
She's a lovely, small Chinese woman, and she would always
comment on how beautiful I am, how great I look,
how wonderful I'm doing, and just just really lift me

(01:02:07):
up for my work.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Now, Vallan is just one of the small Chinese ladies.
We're paying to say Haley, to say nice things to Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
No, no, no, We've hired all around Asia, but we get
to land ourselves in mainland China.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Employee paying small Asian women around the world to compliment me,
because no one gives a compliment or an insult like
a small Asian woman.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
My wife's grandmother, her mama in Thailand. I met her once.
Shouldn't cut me down, but boys shoot just mow into anybody,
put their put her fingers around their wrist. Ah fetty wow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
A lovely woman at my gym with the opposite should
always comment health I am, and how well I'm doing,
and just have a great workout and I leave you
to it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
It's really great.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Do you know her name? Did you ever find out
who name? Nah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
It's that kind of just that kind of friendship that
we didn't need to know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
But were you giving her compliments?

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Always killing it this morning?

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Babe?

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Like, look at you go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
God, you're here every day. You motivate me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
We're just lifting.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
She got no, I've gone because this is when I
used to be in the small upstairs women's gym at
Les Meles. And as I've mentioned on here. But if
you're joining us, first of all, welcome to the show.
You've made a great choice. And secondsbian, where have you been?
And Sri Lankan says, it turns out and if you're
a lesbian Trilancan, well, my my mi, you have landed

(01:03:32):
right where you belong. If you if you're just joining us.
I've moved from the women's only gym, small gym, which
is now inundated with young beautiful women who sit around
on their.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Phones chatting, and I couldn't stand it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Anymore, and so Flips said to me, no, my height,
am I welcome to the main floor, And so I
came downstairs. It was a brave move. It's where the
big muscle grunts are and I'm always.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
A c ht from the warriors, his training rasire. And initially.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
There's a couple of hots down here. Come down and
I ran down the stairs and haven't returned my warriors.
But that's okay, they'll come back. Not our strongest demographic
les going to get them. But I just realized today

(01:04:23):
that I was like, I'm not seeing the people that
I saw, and predominantly my lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Chinese woman I know, and get.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Her to come down.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
I wonder if she's wondering where I've gone. She's probably
gone like that, she's given up, you know, she's given
up on a fitness regime.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
And could you maybe start the day training by going
up and doing some stretches and getting a compliment and
then going back down to the main compliments.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
I do actually feel though they're like I might pop
up and find her and be like, I just needed
to let you know that I've I've graduated.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
I'm downstairs.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
But I think she probably doesn't even care.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
I think she cares deeply.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I think I definitely haven't seen her chatting and complimenting
to every an all woman, and that okay, it's just
me and not every single person.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
She's not just so low.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, purely no mother, proud.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Of you, Gosh, look at you going, look lost?

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
She even mom, I'm still around.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
She live?

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
And well whose mom did I kill?

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Not mine? Oh? God, hope mine? No? Oh no, she
I was trying to bring a bit of drama to
the show by one of us ham by having our
mother's murdered. I would hate there, and then we could
have a spin off to W and I was the
murderer all along, kill a care or a dog or
something that kill my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Anyways, I feel I feel like, don't win Wing. I
feel like I might pop up stairs and just let
her know that you're still alive, still doing great.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
Because this woman, she she would tell me at any
fluctuation in my way looking great.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Yep, So she's a liar. Oh excuse me, excuse me.
I'm going to take a phone call. Why are you
mad at me? But he said him, kill your mom?
I am going you can kill a woman's mom.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
I'm going to your life.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I'm going to ruin your life. No, no, just brace yourself. Push,
just brace yourself a man.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
It ems fletched.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Vaughn and Haley play its flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
I had a bunch of facts for today, but I've
made a last minute pivot. Okay, it's Pavat every week
the funny God what what TV show?

Speaker 12 (01:07:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
So what I did was I was quoting. I just
sort of a scene that's I think it flew under
the radar from a show called Friends, which wasn't very big,
and it's one of the characters who's not was like
Ross or something. He's moving a couch upstairs with his
friends and they can't move it, so he keeps yelling pivot.
It just gets funnier and funnier and funnier. So that's

(01:07:30):
what I was referencing there. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Pivat
what's it called?

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Friends?

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Is the name of the show? Interesting to the last.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Six and they're.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
All friends living in a huge No no, no, it's
all completely equal.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
I don't believe that'll ever work that soo many people.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
It's really great. It's main characters. Somebody messaged in this
morning at seven twenty one am. The phone numbers and
five six nine. Boy, I hope I still listening, okay,
because they said morning for fact of the day, you
should do what it costs to climb Mount Everest.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
I recently googled and I was absolutely shocked.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Oh my god. Course do you have to go with
a group, an expedition group. You have to. It's like
a government thing. It's because it's such a money maker
for Nepal. It has to be you have to do
it through a certified group. I can't just get the crampons.
A couple of people have right climbed it, you know,

(01:08:33):
without telling anybody, right, and they did survive. But everyone's like,
that's the craziest thing because on the days where it's
given the tick to climb. It's very busy. Yeah, and
if no one's up there, there's a reason for it.
But you think you should.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
You would think they would limit the amount of people
because it's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
They do, they do, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
There are other ways to go, because you know, there's
the bases that we all know. And then when you
look at the photos of these queue getting up to
the top, there's like seems to be a singular train.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
There's only one way you can climb it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Yeah, although I guess the rest of it would be
like impossible basically.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
So. According to eg Speed Review, the twenty twenty four
cost of climbing Mount Everest starts at fifty thousand New.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Zealand bos what say again?

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Starts at fifty thousand New Zealand dollars, but depending on
your level of luxury, it can cost up to three
hundred and fifty thousand dollars per person.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Oh my god, is that like for one of those yurts
with a fireplace in it, you know, those like lamping yurts.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Yeah, yeah, I do that. No, I don't believe it's
glamping urts. I just believe it's like more. They'll sort
you out with food and stuff and maybe oh I'll
just take my own I'll just take a musli bar,
just take a music box of pens music with the
chocolate chips, with the talking chips. The average cost in
twenty twenty four was, they said, whoop woop oh, yeah,

(01:09:56):
thanks thanks for listening five to six nine. The average
cost of going for the twenty twenty four season ninety
eight thousand dollars per person.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
That's in New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
That's insane, that's New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Okay, And that's also you might not get to the
summit because of the weather and we could die or
you could not physically make it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Turn around. Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess you're still
even if you turned around close to the summit, you're
still higher than you'd ever be. Oh I know, but
you've wont to honorable. You'd want to get to the top,
wouldn't you. Yeah. And the prices, the prices very every
year of just like because now I didn't know this.
China's opened up its borders to regular international travel, and

(01:10:41):
climbing permits are limited. So they're saying that's going to
add a whole lot more and obviously it's a supply
and demand thing, as you said, Yeah, they have averaged. However,
many days are climbable to get to the top the
places you've got to be based. Yeah, and it's it'll
get more expensive and price people out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
But today it's just include all the stuff that you
would buy yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, your hoodies, your.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Gloves, that's just what it will cost you once you
get there, because you get in there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
I've got lots of hiking gear, but I imagine the gear
you have to weird ever.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Yeah, rain the top of the range kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Yeah, jeeps, and you want it to be light and warm,
and yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
I'd probably go to the werehouse and get some new
thermal thermal knickers. You need your Knickersohns. Yeah, get a
couple of Wearehouse Long Johns. I'm sure a.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Couple of pairs of Long John's.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Definitely kept the old junk warm, junk warm when you're
up Everest. Definitely, that's number one priority. So today's Fact
of the Day is in twenty twenty four, the average
cost to climb Mount Everest is ninety eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Fact of the Day day day, day day, Yeah, dinner.

Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
Do you play in Fletch, Voorne and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
You're at a party, fun I'm already wouldn't been, wouldn't
be at this party, No choice's at a party. He's
at the party. Yeah, I do it once around then
social battery depleted. Okay, so this is a scenario. You're
at at a party. Music's playing, yes, okay, someone passes
you the phone is in charge of the music, and

(01:12:28):
thirty seconds your song's on. Next. You've got this is
that this is at that moment of the party where
the parties and the balance it's got to be at
the party's about to wrap up or the party is
about to kick off. Okay, great, what song are you playing?
You've got thirty seconds this song Every white person loves
Mister Brightside the Killers.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
Oh yeah, Can we play some of them when we're talking.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
And it comes on after a bit of silence, there
would be people know it immediately. People know the super
so bango when you've had a couple of dreams.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Really believe, this is the only time I've ever been
told off by your neighbors was when we played this
that night and they were like.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
Enough enough mine is always.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Wait wait, no, I can't listen. Oh no, is this
the part, the part where I didn't know see what
you were doing?

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Here is you're killing the party with your songs.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Okay, anyway right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
You see that plays and everyone goes crazy, and then
you pass the phone to me. I'm playing Bony and
Rescue Team.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
I guess that, mister bright Side. Yeah, everyone's happy. I'm
not happy. Yes you are, No, because I'm not happy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Everyone's happy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Doing the dance. Yep, we're doing the Russian dance. This
to me, this, to me is power with ever anything.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Give me, give me, gimme his mind dancing Queen is Carwen's.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
We love it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
Well, what are you doing? I'm passing the phone back
to you, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
We're gonna here is this is the fat with the
strings how to do their job.

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
But this bit should have come a few crankin.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Who's not partying? Who's not? I'm leaving the room. Then,
man in Russia long ago, your pass the phone at
a at a party, tailing off, it's sailing off, it's
tailing off. You taste of music? What are you playing
this one? Oh yeah, l L it's the happiest it's

(01:14:46):
the happiest song.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
That's I'm not a great coming in and may I
place a vote behind in the Shadows by the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Rasmus, Oh my god are the shadows? Its ruined for
me because it was on my Xbox hard drive and
I played a car racing game with the radio just
played that song over and still I love it. Do
you want a little bit of russ mus Yeah, that's
a good that's and it starts, it's like, yeah, I mean,
just let it play it south, I reckon it's I

(01:15:21):
can't like ever since he poo our music. I'm just like,
that's gonna to leave the city.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
Doesn't like EBA.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Yeah, I hate with a passion's kicking off. It's idling.
But that can't save the George. Crucial moment.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Georgia bits just having a catch up, Georgia, b.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Jose, Jesus, there is George in there, Georgia.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
What's your song?

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
It's how drub it leg?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
It's no, that's you might just killed that. I think
you might have just killed the You're killing the party.
Kill the party. You killed it. You just killed the party.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Georgia, are you purpoly?

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
It's having us fine, Okay, this is great. So many
ticks and alreaday.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
God, someone's absolutely looking at somebody said, if I've ever
passed it, I'm immediately playing the song that killing the party. No,
this isn't and this is it. This is the outback
song when they flung the lines on and you're like
Jesus Christ closing time. They just kicked a great sing

(01:16:39):
along party killer.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Because we've got some old school songs. We've had some
votes for come on, Eileen, We've had some votes for Grooves,
some sand with some Zombie by Cranberrys. But we've also
got some chump Wampa, tumble what chumber one because I
read tub thumping and then I see.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Chumple one party.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Oh my god, we need to make a playlist out
of this went two bars early, two hours too early.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
The business.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
But this the song killed the party. But here now
we're early there again.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Now someone's just putting a vote and maybe we can't
get a sample for this.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
Okay, yeah, Robbie Williams angels.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Now, I know you're this is going to kill the vibe,
but it's a sing a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
I want to scream along to the same. That is
when more it's so good said, you're a bit early.
There you're going, yeah, you've missed that. Have you got
an instrumental?

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
It's instrumental? Oh god, no, that's not the album version,
single version. Don't here who played the single version?

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
But number five?

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
I'm okay here, okay, we'll keep your texts coming A
nine Sex nine six.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
You this party sucks.

Speaker 12 (01:18:14):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
A different party this? I would tend to agree with
half of these songs. Oh wait, a hundred dollars at
we're playing the grease being that party, the grease mega maks, wait,
hundred DALs at em you can text? And nine sex
nine six. You're in charge of the music at the party.
What is the next song? All o? The way you

(01:18:37):
move the scenario is you are handed the phone. You're
the playlist at a party, which is at that point
most parties get to where it's either gonna push on
and be a late night or it's about to end.
One's going to go home.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
So you must pack a song that is absolutely a banger. Yeah,
that's going to get people excited.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
What is that? You didn't ever heard of? The song
stand up for the Champions by right, said Fred, Because
people free, it's six different people. I'm too sexy? Is
the right? Said Frida? Yeah, I don't stand up for
the champions. Never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
This is the most mixed like dollar mixed bag music genres, styles, vibes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Crazy, NICKI, what is the one song that you're playing
at the party?

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Black eyed Page? I got a feeling. I mean, we're
not mad, we're not mad about this song coming on?

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Right? I remember Friday Get started. I needed a version
that was no.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
But this is great at a wedding. Yeah, it pleases
everybody to wed.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
You're right there, jim what's the song? My song? Mister
boombastic missed double bust. It's so good, Thank you, Jimmy.
Miss about this one? What about this one? Okay? Hawks chord? Please, sir,

(01:20:06):
We're rocky horroring. We're rocky horror picture doing the time war? Yeah, everyone,
I'm leaving the party. Why are you leaving the party
on all the good music? This is more about you
than it does about the party and the good music.
This is that this has got to dance. Yeah, but
I don't care about the dance. I'm not do the

(01:20:26):
time warp. The song is very very easy to follow.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
He tells you what to do it literally, step by step.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
It's a guy that's terrible. Next, a lot of votes
for Shania Twain. Men, I feel like a woman. Man,
the greatest first few seconds of a song. Yeah, it's fantastic, man,
Is it just it's called man? Exclamation mark? Yeah, I feel.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
Let's go.

Speaker 9 (01:20:56):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
The thing is I didn't talk over at that time. No, no,
we forget. I was told off by Shania Twain for that.
Someone said, don't stop believing to.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
Me, Glee killed that they made it too poppy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Yeah, you you really triggered. Yeah, I know when you've
got to realize Glee killed almost all the songs they did. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:21:19):
What you've got to realize is that every song that
is coming through on the Chicks Machine has been done
by Glee.

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
And you're almost bitter.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Who finally, So I'm scrolling down, I would say hundreds
of messages. We finally have a vote for Hire by Creed.
Now you know the three of us.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Immediately, I've got another song to play before Higher by Creed. Okay,
what go? Goshi's a christ the party that Whylen get
everybody from Warren's will on there.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
We're in a wollshit, my excord, please my scord, please.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Excuse me. There is a higher archical manager to run
my own medicine show with Creed. The whole party is
jamm and now. Five years ago the whole party wouldn't
have Ben Jammin. It's better at Creed Naissance. There is
a Creed nascence seven.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Nation Army Proclaimers, five hundred miles.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Where are back on my old scord? Please? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
This is my karaoke song.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Who is it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
I once sang It's so good on an Instagram live
that got blocked because they thought that it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Was we were using this. There you got without permission? Okay,
my one please with a lot of votes for this.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
It's time to go home.

Speaker 13 (01:22:50):
It's time time to call the police on your own party.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
That happened to Timothy Trumpet. I don't know John gets Boyd,
Timmy Timothy Trumpet up to nowadays John John Trumpet and
can'ty Trumpet.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
You've been handed the phone at a party? What is
a song that you were playing? You get one shot,
one banger, you make or break the party? Hundreds and
hundred and hundred and hundreds of messages.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Someone who has called for this to be made a playlist.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
Freak.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
I'm still playing Timothy Trumpet there. Yea, he is doing
a few massive concerts. Apparently we have your shows, my ignorance.
We have one vote for Fast Crew. Got a banger
I hope should be edited to the list. Do you
know that Eron listens to this.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
I don't know why opened tune up on a playlist.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
One day he was like, yeah, one actually had a
successful Dean Remball covers band, or really Dan.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
Remble, I do weddings and funerals as Dane Russ.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Okay, great, Yeah, I'm getting a lot of bookings now
though that's quite a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
But you know the EPs and flows, babys and flows.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
What about this one? Somebody said it's got to be
Oh it's got one of those long convoluted eighties rock andtrolls.
Eleven on a prayer. That's something in that long convoluted intro.
Sometimes you lose people like this song. I'm about to
play this rules, but this particular part right here.

Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Sweet Caves, We've got to play a little bit of
Fast Crew.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Votes for it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
Yeah, I just don't believe we're do you come from?
I think that that techno sound there was a head
of its time, fiddles and party started. That seems to
be quite a thing through some of these. I'm going
about this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Oh yeah, we're getting a lot of it's it's that
point of the party where people don't want to play
the new music.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
Taylor's taking a break, leaning back on old faithfully.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Now we're back here, and he said, the song get
you about three quarters of the way through and someone
just press us fast forward to the next time.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Okay, this has had a lot of boat, the same
vibe as angels.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Oh yeah, okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
We haven't a single a sing a long point.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Today is going to be the day shun a lot
throw it back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
I mean there's one hundred Sorry I did a heart
stop there.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Oh my god, I haven't heard the song for years. Ah,
here we go. And then you say.

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
You're gonna see it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
If we make this a playlist, that would be so Yeah,
it's a party banger's playlist, isn't it so much?

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
So many messages and yeah, I'm I'm just going to
keep finding the next one suggested until somebody stops. Okay,
here we go, go to me. I'm gonna your own.
We've had no Share or Whitney either, which is quite upsetting.
There's some share there has been a couple of years mentioned.
I'm here. Okay to DJ Hayley tribute.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
Great song, A lot of votes for Tenacious Tribute.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
This is the greatest and best song in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Okay, let's find we need.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Some okay for you. Fletch back to DJ Vaughn. Yeah,
we got this memory the other day that we went
to the Share con something long ago, seven years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
I love that T shirt. Banger.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
It's a banger. Find. I think of you. Many messages
and suggestions. I think we do.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
We need to make a pleasures after nine. Yeah, give
them people what they.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Want there, you know better this. Yeah, he's still a
very good looking man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Someone messaging drips of Jupiter now, I think what they means.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Of Jupiter that sang along that one. That's a good
gang along.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
I think to end Vor, may you te up closing time?
I can, I can shut this party.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
I need to hear that this is almost a closing
this is the closing time, and that she's back in.

Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
The atmosphere with draft Jupiter.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Yeah, I love you, I love you. Look at me, now,
look at all right, man, try a beautiful father. I

(01:28:08):
think us green times too. It's funny man with will
need an escape that's going down? You know it's gonna
tell me on Monday morning? And I was spending an
averages Wright. Do you worrying on? Bro? That flicks just
kind of dialog? How is our boy like ipset? Like

(01:28:35):
he's done his love?

Speaker 10 (01:28:36):
But I feel that's just a we're gonna get anything?

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
And you're like, I'm not by someone see him?

Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
Oh did you tell me that was Tom?

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
It was my thums?

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
Hey, guys, I reckon. It was the most fun to
be the head on a shot.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Not not for me. I know where, even know where?
Even you haven't been here long, have you? No? I haven't.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
No. You were listening and you had fun. Won't you
give us a little review in a rating

Speaker 6 (01:29:12):
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