Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 21st October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The podcast network the Fletchphe and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Fletch one and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
On Thank You Brand, Good morning, Welcome to the show.
FLETCHPHN and Hailey Vaughns is trying to get on the
new We've got new Wi Fi network authenticating to network. Yeah, like, okay,
do I trust? And look out there, we've got a big,
shiny new router on the ceiling.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
I didn't realize the Wi Fi was such a problem before.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well apparently, but do you know if you want Wi
Fi on your phone, you've got to download an app? Yes,
he swear.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
The Haley's a bit worried about that. Yeah, because remember
I only recently and the past month learned their work
has the ability to see what you're doing on your phone. No, no, no,
only if you're using data that which I often am.
But this this feels like a trojan horse. It does

(01:05):
get out of my personal Yes, now that are in there,
they're in there, Yeah, their phone, and they pay for it.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I'm a gentleman. I look at porn on an iPad. Yeah, yeah,
you're distinguished. Yeah, yest of a distinguished gentleman.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
I tipped my hat to your.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Top six. Coming up. Top six are the tourist attractions
that need a podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
That's today's top six because you know.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
The Auckland Museum have a podcast podcast it's called AMPT.
That would be well cause you've got a lot of
interesting stories we do.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
They've got stories to tell, the things they got good start.
I would love to.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Not spend a night at the museum, Guard Guard, I
don't have a look at the basement. A basement full
of stuff that'd be cool. Auckland Museum, please invite us
to have a look through the basement.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Rummaged through the base. Love a little rummage.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Maybe a couple of things they're looking to get rid of,
and you like your curiosities. Maybe they've got a bit
of taxidermy down there.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
They were their taxi doom Is at Nicks Live a
big fat penguin taxidermy in there.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I think it's still on display.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Lovely so all their elephants, the kiwi and their more
and obviously.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Those are I thought, you mean they are treasure. They
wouldn't just be giving those out.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Oh yeah, they probably wouldn't have a taxi anymore. In
my house.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Anyway, a little bit touch that high that high stud
in the consid it on that side.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Of the land were the three meters. I'm a three
point one. You get the throne.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Then, yeah, you've got two weeks.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
You're rocking high. And then christ we are doing quite
well for ourselves when it comes to the stud.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
We are the show for Lizian's, we are the show
for Sri Lankans, and we're now also the show for
people to high stud man hard but just really enjoyable,
to be mean when the spider webs wrapping that corner. Yeah,
big Christmas trees all round. Also on the show after
eight thirty, So I run eight thirty this morning?

Speaker 5 (03:08):
That is it around eight thirty?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Depends how long you take with fact to the day,
Today's this week's Fact to the day, fame you want
to know it early? Yes, please cars facts about cars
quite broad. Someone a very interesting fact about what animals
have killed the most humans spoiler mosquitoes by a mile.
But and then they were like, you should do death
the fact of the day.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
James looked. I was like, this is morbid.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
No, no, nice, very morbid. It was a great suggestion,
but very more well after the fact of the day,
your chance to get to jingle Ball New York. This
is the iHeartRadio jingle Ball Madison Square Gardens. I think
it's jingle Bale, isn't it, gentle fan, he's locked up
for the week. That's no, that's something different, born, is it?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:52):
She doesn't still all sigma. She can't.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
She's not doing that at the moment. Benson Berne, Tate McCray,
Gracie Adams, Edie Swins, Katie Perry, Meghan Trainor and more.
It's always a huge concert, fun jingle Ball, So you
are chanced to get there at eight point thirty this morning,
next on the show.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Always a happy, exciting moment when you get proposed to
as someone who has been proposed her before. Yeah, but
one woman made a startling discovery about her proposal.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Play z ms Fletchbourne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Well. Sheila, who's in a long term relationship, was finally
proposed to by her partner and she's shared a bit
of an experience on read It. Read it Yeah, because
she got the ring nice sparkling, you know, solid rock
looking thing and was absolutely elated. But bowls were ringing

(04:45):
when a few days later she was sort of asking
a few questions about the ring. Late, where's it from?
Or how did you pick it? Dah da da da?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
How did you know my size?

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
How'd you size me? And he was sort of dodging them.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
There is a trick. Okay, we're getting the perfect ring size.
Did you use this track? What did you just say
to your wife?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Now?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Wife the size of you?

Speaker 7 (05:08):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I remembered she tried something wrong, I think while before
we were engaged. But this isn't my track. Can I
can I use your track?

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
You serve sausages every night. Yeah, and you just slip
a ring on that under the thing under her finger
until you find the right.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Chip of Lada. You would hope it'd be a chip
of Ladas and not that. So you actually, anyone listening
who's thinking of proposing, that's a.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Great grab their hand and you say, can I see
your ring finger?

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah? And then you pop it in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Out hold her exactly like that, hold your mouth exactly
some size jump in the cart, goes straight to the jewelers.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Stick that ring stick in.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
My mouth and goes round to that's the size ring, right,
she's an l Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
You're great Aaron bought, uh got a ring sizer delivered
and put it on my finger.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
So you would take a ring size delivered the ring sizer. Yeah, right,
so that was a dead giveaway then yeah, and it
was too still too big right?

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Interesting?

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Anyway she could use the mouth trick. Yeah, if you'd
gone to Michael her francecos.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Straight down, you want to get it to the bit
where the ring sits, right growth Ruth, and then have
your mouth that it's perfect. Okay, Well I don't hate perfect.
I don't think he did a size thing. So she
was asking and then she asked the question is it
a diamond or a moss moist nite, you know, like

(06:51):
a crystal, a fake diamond? Not that she she said,
mainly had a cure accident. No one, no one can,
no one can?

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Who can?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
And she he said, oh, I didn't know. He said,
I have to look it up, and he got opened
his phone and she looked over to see that he
had opened the Timu app. And I'm telling you if
you need to open the team app to find out
if it's a diamond or a rock.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
So this ring must have been at least thirty five
dollars or he had to pay thirty and then pay
buy something with fun, and.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Then buy a few other things. It was thirty eight
dollars and she sort of said, oh, did you get
it from Timo? And he was like, what does it
matter and sort of got a bit annoyed. What does
it matter you spent thirty eight dollars. Well, her thing
was like, I'm not trying to be I'm not trying
to ask for more than I think that he could
have afforded, because he earns around two hundred thousand dollars a.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Year and he's buying a thirty eight dollar.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
T Yeah, sort of feeling like the frugal nature of
his purchase. Maybe didn't you know he could have spent
five hundred. Maybe you can get nice rings for a
couple of hundred bucks, Yeah, thirty eight maybe for an
engagement ring. Anyway, she said it hasn't been resolved. She
said that she's been having a number of conversations, but

(08:09):
they've been really tense, and he actually suggested to her, well,
you can pick out a new ring, but you pay
for it yourself. And so people are commenting on here
being like he sounds tight as he sounds like a
tight ass. But also if he had have just come
out and said, hey, this isn't you know it's not
an expensive ring. It's not about that for me. You know,
it's about the promise and da da da da. But

(08:31):
it's more than it was big, a bit sneaky about
it being I'm not sure if it's a diamond or not.
Look it's from team, it's not, it's not it's not
a diamonds. You could have absolutely said yes it is. Yeah,
where'd you get it from? Pasco's? Did how are your baby? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Ten carrots red. I didn't care the receipt because this
is forevery You're not taking it back. We're in this longhorn.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
See that you nailed that. You have nailed that because
I'm a piece of shit. You are a piece of
I'm a piece of.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Vidims, Fletchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Okay, do you know what I'm just saying? Interesting? Apparently
this is fashion news because there's you no fashion as
my passion, passion is my fashion? Wearing a vest today
I actually wearing as a sleepless blazer, Yes.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Blazer with the sleeves cut off and the sleeves come
cut off or was there.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
A job no, bought it cut off. Bought it cut off.
But I feel like I didn't pay less than a blazer. Yeah,
but you got less material. I got less material in
a country. There's a country, right, I think.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
So when I see bikinis and they cost more than
board shorts, it's like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
There are a lot of science behind a good bikini.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Pikini board shorts still like eighty five ninety dollars.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
I don't know. That was ridiculous. You don't forty.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I've got no business in board shorts.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah anyone.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I mean, surfers still wear board shorts right, but to
the knee, they're not comfortable to wear it. No can
yeah huh no.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
No like short sure, yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, that's very sad.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
I'm looking at got some cool there, because you don't
want to rog I just straw up wear undies or yeah, okay,
yeah yeah yeah. The vibrant shorter swim trunk seems to me. Yes,
vibrant s swim trunk, that's the way to go. I
want to see half of your thigh half a series
of colorful, drippy skulls. Yeah, right, in that fashion my passion, Yeah,

(10:29):
I did just I wanted to wear shoulder pads today.
Do you know why I having a bit of a
flea bag today. I woke up and it looks just incredible,
you know that funeral. She's like, this is terrible. I
look great. There's me this morning. That's why I was
running late. I was just steering at myself. She could
make another one of those. No, but how that was
the perfect ending. It'll pass. Can we get back to

(10:50):
fashion plays? Yeah, I'm thank you for acknowledging my blazer
half blazer. Okay, apparently fashion news breaking news. Skinn jeans
are back now. As you'll know, skinn jeans were the
only jeans that we wore for a number of years. Yep.
And then baggy jeans kind of came in mom jeans,
but we kept the skinny around and then it was
a hard no last year. Skinny jeans. They're done, They're

(11:11):
out there, they're old. They make you look like a millennial.
How embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Quick turnaround, quick turn And do you know who's leading it?

Speaker 5 (11:18):
The royals? Really? Yeah, Catherine, she's been seen in her jeans,
her skinny jeans. Anyone's like, they are nice, They're a
nice fan. Those are lovely, Those are a lovely Jean
and also her sister in law, Meghan has been it's.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Been quiet lately Middleton.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Remember that but Donker Dounk at the wedding. Remember she
wore that Alexander McQueen gown with the buttons all down
the back. Anyway, Megan's been wearing skinny jeans again made
by none other than Anini Bang Bang. Yeah, I know,
so we're not talking to cheap Jane. Remember when I
showed you those leather pants from a Ninnie Bang. There

(11:57):
are a thousand dollars at that shot. No, there was shorts,
leather shorts. Remember I was trying on that dress when
we were in the mount and you guys were in
the dressing room.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I tend to Blanka that.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
There was a great moment for all of us. It
was a really fun dat.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
I tried to close and you guys sat in the
dressing room. You wouldn't set outside. There's a pair of
leather shorts there and they were a Ninny Bang and
they were a thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
She were both a gas. Yeah that'sular, but that's so stupid.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Yeah, well it's that kind of It's very like posh
British style, like a knee high boot, skinny jean tucked in,
or a ballet flat with a blazer that kind of
like high end. I'm from money hunting right.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
It blows my mind because these will sell out now,
Like people see that Royals and something they thought I
must have that. That's wild, man, I've never seen them
wearing anything.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
The second was selling out her bloody Yeah she did.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
But have you ever seen a C level someone you
follow and you've been like, I want to buy that?
You'd buy a cowboy hat? Style wise, I had buy
a cowboy hat, but that's without a celebrity endorsement. I
have a big ten gallon hats.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
You just have a big one. They just love it.
Who's telling you this? Hello, Well, skinny jeans are back,
Like you say, when never the Royals wear something like this,
a bit a panini being a pair of skinny jeans.
They will sell out and a heartbeat. Do you know
I've actually just given up on jans. When was the
last time you saw me in jeans? A long time ago,

(13:29):
years ago. I don't wear pants anymore. Me and pants
were just get ass, just skirts and dresses. Right, I'm
not here for jeans.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I like jeans.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
They're rigid and stuff and they cut you off everywhere,
and I like it.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I like, just try a because size jean.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
I reckon. Okay, I'm a ten man, always have beat.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I've never changed plays Fledgborn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
This is the Top six, Kilder kild and welcome to
the Top six.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Lovely to be here. Thank you for inviting us.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Oh, thank you for attending. I've been getting ads for
this podcast. I simply must give that a listen. Okay,
I did so much yard work over the weekend. I
depleted my podcasts. Oh no, follow lots of podcasts, and
sometimes I get oh, I know, there's so many to
catch up on. And then a few days outside laboring

(14:31):
a good.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Audio book, like a book that you'd want to read,
and they just read it to you.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
I tried that with Head Sharker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Yeah it's literally a podcast born Yes, yeah, but it was.
Stephen Fryner's voice was so relaxing.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
I had a I wasn't doing something. I just love podcasts.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
I love podcasts that tapped around are about the only
thing I've listened to on Spotify this year. Yeah, because
I'm a cool I'm if you guys know this, but
I'm pretty happy.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
You are very happy. All the hyperston colest people make
sure that people know know that that happened.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
They have to say it is the last thing to
Chapel run. Yeah, I think I'm saying that, right. I
hope I've saying that right.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Chapel Who and Chappelle.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
So there's there's three episodes so far of the Auckland
Museum podcast Soldier Curator monuments Man. That's an episode about
the life and work of Sir Gilbert Archie, who ran
the museum from nineteen twenty four to nineteen sixty four. Wow,
one hundred years since he started. It sounds like a
fascinating man does a Night at the Orange, which is

(15:35):
about the Orange Ballroom on Newton Road, which was an
iconic Auckland music venue, and Brick by Brick about the
lego exhibition that's there, Relex, that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
You'd love that, did I did? I've been trying to
look at it and children get getting in the way. Yeah,
that's what I hate about rainbows in the way. Get
out of my way.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, I'm just trying to enjoy night rides at rainbows
In was a bit targeted towards people who want to
goether and smirch their lovers became f an rat.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Not at Ramazin. Yeah, oh no, but you're not having drinks, yeah,
and then getting hurdled around. I have a whiskey on
the log flow. I understand what whiskey on the long flow. Anyway,
that's that podcast.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
But I've got the top six other tourist attractions in
Alto and New Zealand that need their own podcast, number
six on the list. You can see it from the museum,
and the museum can see it.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Skytower.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah, well do you think it's got many episodes in it?

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Though?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Every episode starts with a ride up the big lift
with someone who hates lift eyes and they're like and
then you're like, look through the glass, down on the glass,
and then and then you take them to stand on
the glass.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
It makes me feel dizzy. And then the following like
twenty minutes is like, where's our house? Where's our house?
You can see our house from here.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
You must be able to see our house.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
My house from God. The roofs are really dirty.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
A ship.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
This is actually yuh. There are some roofs in the
city that need to clean.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, there are. In all seriousness, I'm wanting to take
it on ye as a as a water blasting.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Of fisty, you know, if I might, if I may
say bar I drove past the house the other day
that's been renovated and they had a tiled roof, and
I was like, that's a bit of a shame, the
tiled roof. And then I came back the next day
and it was corrugated. It's like I was a roof whisperer.
They heard me criticize it tiled roof, and they replaced it.
What you should say, What a shame that would be

(17:30):
if wundered on Wednesday with my powers? Yeah, it works
in my favor.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
Say it.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Well, I just I've sort of bought a take out,
do you know.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
What I mean?

Speaker 5 (17:40):
And even though we've put a deal on and I
will honor the deal, I oh the lions here. My
preference would be that I wouldieve this. Can you believe that?

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Believe you're not using your power for good? And the
good is my greed?

Speaker 5 (17:54):
No, I'm just saying that I hope that Hailey wins Lotto.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
You can't say I hope Hailey win's lot. It what
a shamer would be. This is how your power works
is very specific. What a shamer would be if Haley
didn't What a shame.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
It would be if Hailey didn't win Loto on Wednesday. Now,
you just got two million dollars richer and I got
a hell of a lot richer.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah. Are we giving each other two million? We're over
the thirty.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
No, we're not. Yes, after thirty Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Million, next day, I'll give you two.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Okay. I think I could survive on twenty six. I
could scrape by. I would manage on twenty six mountain. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Number five on the US the top six of the
tourist attractions that need a podcast.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
That's right, you're in the top six. Slight sidebar. Oh
we're back. Return to the mainstream. The White two more
glow Worm caves a lot of I don't know if
there's many episodes in that podcast.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Now I'll go to the Glowworms for comment. Oh no,
the ones he the Ruth called stalic tights because they're.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Holding one tight deep the top.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
That's how I remember stellic type.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
This be for bottom.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yeah, something that.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Mighty Mountains.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Ship part.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
This is a ship podcast podcast.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
It's joining us for episode two where we go outside
and it's light.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
And it really just like shit, it's bright out here.
It's like, oh god, my short podcast podcast.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
It's just number four on the let's of the top
sex of the tourist attractions that need a podcast. Alraqi
Mount Cook. We'll call it the summer and we just
live a micro microphone recording at the summer, okay, And
so when people get at the top that I should
tie up here and it's just like a little bit
of undercover. What do they talk about when they get
there the walls, Yeah, I'm imagining it's really a lot

(19:52):
of talk about the view. Yeah, a lot of talk
about beautiful view along the same lines, but at sea level.
Number three on the list of the top six of
the tourist attractions that need a podcast. New Chums Beach Podcast.
Oh okay, there this weekend beautiful.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
That's what it is.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
It's when they first see New Chumps, which is often
said the most beautiful beach in the country.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
But the episode one has to be the bloody hike
across the rocks to get there. Yeah, Thames Coaster. Yeah,
we just pull over for a bit. I'm just scurvy, scurvy.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
And then the angle when some of the Campa van
gets in front of you, and then it's really slow
and I'm gonna try to.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Swim this weekend no matter what, every every labor day.
And we got a new chums yea, and swim swim good.
And some summers, some springs.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
It's been really warm, right, global warming warm seas, what
a blessed Number two on the list of the top
six of the tourist attractions that need a podcast? Christ
Christ Church Cathedral. Oh yeah, the rebuild, but it's hosted
by the pigeons that are living in there. They don't
want the rebuild to happen because when it gets facts,
they're gonna need a a new place to live, right,

(21:01):
And people then see the side of the story from
the pigeons who are like, sure, people call us peests
and we're shitting on everything. But yeah, it's finally central affordable,
central living for a pigeon.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
And then it makes you feel bad, right, and you're
a bit of a man. Am I a number? Yeah? Maybe?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
And then are you in and you're like, I get it, man,
I get it. Pigeons Change your view on Pigeons Number
one on the lids of the top six other tourist
attractions that need a podcast. I just google New Zealand
tourist attractions. This one was right up there, amos Field, Darling.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Corn.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
We sit down with the with the chef Vaughn.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Maybe we talk about what wacky thing you're gonna serve
this week Crisp, and then we have a lovely wag
lovely wad and we talked to some of the guests.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
What are you licking about New Zealand so far?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
It's just for me.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
It's the climate. It's beautiful and temperate. Thank you very
much for joining us at the Asensfield Podcast. What are
you drinking in your hand glass? That's Sharden Hay Shdon
Hay Sharden lovely and you say you're enjoying a yeah,

(22:24):
full strength.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Ms Fletch, Vaughn and Haley play that Ms Fletched one
and Haley.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Do you know what's interesting? Actually because I performed in
parmeerstan North on Ashhurst actually to be specific, over the
weekend with Benjamin Hurley and.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
I instructed go to the Ashurst cemetery and see both
sides of my family. Why would anybody.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
I'm sorry I didn't pay them a visit. I'm so sorry. Yeah,
I didn't you go there? You go, You got the maclroys,
you got the Smiths. We drove to the then you
did the gig and then drove back to Pame. You
didn't stop by the cemetery, didn't stop by the cemeter.
I'm pretty sure my NaN's grandfather's buried there. Well, I
see I didn't go looking for him. I didn't go
looking for your NaN's grandfather. You didn't you to the

(23:12):
great great grandfather.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Your I phone tork down and through this, I didn't.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
And it's crazy that he didn't do that. Yeah, that
is interesting.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
I've got a feeling Harms Christ Officer might.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Be buried there too. Oh, I'm so I didn't even
go looking.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
How do you I know?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
But do you know what was really lovely is it's so?
It was a good was a lot of lovely Zadium
listeners there in the morning. And there was one Check
said to me, I listened to you every single morning,
And I said, what time are you listening? In general?
She said about seven fifty till about eight thirty, and
I said, you should give six a try. And here
we are, and boy aren't we having fun? And she's sleeping,

(23:49):
She's sleeping through all sleeping through all this good stuff.
I told her, I said, you got to try the
six o'clock hour. There's where where Lucy Goosey would just
waking up to start the day. Things go a bit
row and then so it was every sort of pairodically,
people coming up and saying lovely things about our show,
our little radio show. And then I will say I was,
I don't know whether to say swarmed or bombardet okay

(24:09):
by and may I use the term a gaggle okay
of lesbians?

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
And they seem to me, good morning from your lesbian listeners,
which you know, as you know, we love to give
them their own individual greeting in the morning.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Well yeah, and good morning, number one show for lesbians.
They see the country.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Number one show for lesbians, and they they we had
a big, lovely photo and a couple and such lovely
lisbian listeners we've got on our hands.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Yeah yeah, lovely giggle A giggle of gays kind of
covers both males and females.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
It was a giggle of gas.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
But if it was purely lesbians, we might be looking
for another collective down. Oh, you give us some option,
A lamentation of lesbians, a lamentation of a library of.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Lesbians, a litter of lesbian because then it's alliteration, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Last of lesbians, A lump ofly.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Lumber lesbian.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Alisha Leiper labor No.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
I like lamentation of lesbians. I was swarmed by a
lamentation of lovely local lesbians, and good morning to them.
They just want to get their own individual.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
We're just backing up the fact that we are the
number one show for.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Number one right. I think when they do all the
sort of you know, the testing of radio, that they
should do a like a lesbian special christnaire and we
would prove it as a vibe. Sure, I'm running purely
on vibes. Well, the vibes have been proven in air shirts.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Clay Zims, Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Silly, little silly.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly, little silly.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Would you, dear listener, pass your driver's license if you
retook it today? Retook it? Is that a word took
retake it re said it, reset it retook stok said passes. Yeah,
there was a study out of the US that found
that only twenty five percent of people or sorry, twenty

(26:24):
five percent of people thought they would fail if they
had to redo it today, and that it's kind of
our results as well.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
I'd be all right.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
It would then trip you up on the little things,
like the lazy habits you pick up, like that, what
to do.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
When you drive past a horse?

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Yeah, name all the hazards, Name all the hazards, Name
all the hazards. Everything's hazard.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
But I know that's why driveway, that tree could fall down,
Worston could run from a Kiwi bird ran out.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I'd have just slam all my brakes because that is
an endangerous species.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
But it was a possum floor.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
It would be the habits like rolling through a stop,
you know where you don't come to a complete stomp,
or when.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
You're at a four way giveaway like who's going and lah?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Maybe yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Flooring it upper gravel road up to padrona skifield, absolutely
flooring it out of the corners and then flying into
them and then heavy break.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
No respect for the lives in the back. You do
you know freer in the back do you not remember?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Controversial but also really good because I can remember it.
Nineteen nineties, ad Worth, Georgina Bayer, break on the straight
before it's too late.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Yeah, and gun it into the corners. I don't think
gun it into the corner.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
It was Jackson gun and the road safety campaign it
was gunning it into the corners yr Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
And then Thinger was like and Dunny's like, I've got this.
I've gotta get into the corners, Jason, and they roll
all the way down.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Do you think you would pass your driver's license if
you read took the test today? Six people said yes,
one hundred percent, thirty eight percent probably just imagine.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Wow his eyeballs yea squirting out of the years. Yeah, imagine.
So it comes to the wholeness.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
No one was like, man, but he's like, Jason's just
upside down because that's gunning it.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I was a member of Gunman.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
That's to say, sided, son of a garnment. Jase TV.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
That's a great road safety campaign.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
They remember you don't remember while you were driving.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
Shack they need to make But then they just start
making traumatic ads with beloved, with beloved children's Susie cater
just Susie singing.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
See you, see you later.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
She goes off for clay Is because she around the corner.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Turning around the corner, the Wiggles just lying lifeless in
a mini van and the big red car.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
They've all turned into the Red Wiggle because they're covered
in blood.

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Yeah, Jesus, what Anthony doing? And the red Wig wake up?
Jeff laughing stupid and it.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Always just cuts back to singing traumatic and then kids
in the back seat. Every time Dad's like, well, but
just Blady scooted through.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
This orange I'll be like, no, dead because of not
that kid thing is all right? Alex says yes, because
they used to be a manager at m z t
A who set the testing standards. Oh okay, well, Alex,
that doesn't mean you're going to be good at it, does.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Well, he knows all the answers.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
The answers. Alana says, the practical test, as the person
that just taught my niece to drive, she passed, and
all driving skills came from me, So I think I'd
pass based off that. But the fairy test, that sort
of trip, yeah, Ash is absolutely not. I was doing
a learner license revision with Tahi I work with, and

(30:45):
I failed so many questions. It doesn't matter that you've
got your license.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Say they passed.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Oh yeah, right, yeah, they were studying with Anita.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
I need to slow down. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I sometimes set myself a challenge to drive like I
was in the driving test again, says Anita.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
I reckon, I'd smash it. Oh god, yeah, yeah, looking
for the hazards.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yused to everything, but the parallel park I've only had.
I've only done it once and I haven't done it
since my test.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
I was watching Fletch try to parallel park up again.
Oh my god, it was it was long. It was
longer than that. It was just like some small family.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
I had the voice of thing in my head, so
I was very plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley chatchpt.
Someone's just messaged in. They used chat ept to plan
their weekly meal planning, and it also writes the shopping
list of everything they're gonna need for all the meals.
That's amazing you. We're just like I love mince and

(31:59):
chicken and give me yep, like five days with a meal?

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Could you say? I want to have around one hundred
and fifty grams of protein a day.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
I want the.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Calories to be about this, and you must include a
taco Tuesday, and it must be taco Tuesdays and on Fridays.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Just I'll blow out. We used somebody just we used
it for a three week trip to La and Hawaiian
created created the entire itinerary, opening time, suggestions of.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Places to eat, Uber costs.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, a lot of people using it for travel. If
you could just sit down, because I've got the best
use of it.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Chat GPT has been used to help what arguments with
your partner? Oh god, do com? I said, can you
help me? Want an argument with my partner? It said, sure,
I can help with that. What's argument about? What are
the points you're trying to make? So Hailey, okay, let's argue. Okay,
what are we arguing about?

Speaker 5 (32:48):
What about I've done something wrong?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Cheated?

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Or what about your you've screwed up?

Speaker 4 (32:56):
What about you keep leaving the toilet seed up?

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Okay? What about yes, you no, you keep leaving I'm
just picking something random and totally. You keep leaving empty
toilet rolls and I've told you that this is not
a student flat.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Well, I keep leaving. It seems specific something just a
random moment.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
This was a snow that related to me. I would
say this is.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Not a plant at me about it and saying this
isn't a student.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
See, but the argument's already lost its role because you're
putting in.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
You might like, what are you doing during this argument
with your partner? Are you just.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Another role on the top of the toilet?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Okay, so this is a text face to face.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
It doesn't work. Look at me. Why what are you typing?
She is yelling? Who are you talking to? Who's she?
I've got a name? Okay? What does that?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Sounds stressful? If she's upset, it may help to stay
calm and listen to her concerns first, Well, please, what
are your concerns?

Speaker 5 (33:53):
That this is a beautiful bathroom and you keep leaving.
This is hypothetical. You keep leaving empty toilet rolls on
top of the toilet like it's a student flat and
not like you're growing.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
I guess this is frustrating for you, and I'm sorry
for leaving them out. Let's find a way to keep
things organized.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
I'm not the one doing there's rubbish bin right next
to there's again and I'm not yelling. This is yelling.
If you want to see me yell, keep going. She's
yelling again and saying she's not yelling and that there's
a rubbish ben find a solution.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Exact purpose. Okay, it sounds like she's feeling really strongly
about it. You could say something like, I understand this
is important to you, and I'll do my best to
be more mindful about it.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
It's not hard for acknowledging her point your best. It's
not hard. You just pick it up when you're finished
with it and put it in the bin.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
So again, this is just hypothetical, pathetically, if.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
This was a thing that you did.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
But it seems to be aggravating her more. Ah, that's tough.
If it's making things wor it's of encouragement from her,
you might want to step back for a moment. You
could say something late, I can see you're really upset.
I don't know that well, I don't want to escalate things.
Let's take a break and talk about this later.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
No, to cool down. Then you can approach the conversation
with a clere of mind.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
What do you think I think that's great?

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Excuse me? She won't.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
She is she is following me yelling that it's an
indicator of a bigger issue, bigger issue, and that I
am not taking her seriously.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Okay, what does change? GTP say back to that, Well,
that sounds challenging in this case trying to reassure that
you do take it seriously. You could say something like,
I really want to understand your feelings.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
You're overcomplishing.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
We take a moment to breathe, and then I promise
we can talk this through.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
T TP ever argued with a woman before, this would.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Be the best.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
This is good stuff because you're coming across like the
liveweat of individual.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
But all you're doing is rocking them up. I feel
like I would burst into flames if someone started talking
to me like this. She just throw something said, it's
going to take you to leave the house.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Okay, I'll give you something to breathe.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
M she just threw something.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
I said, I'll give you something to breathe. Wow, that's intense.
Sounds like she's upset. If she's in this state, it
might be best to prioritize safety first. I can't remove
yourself from the situation. If you can saying something like
I want to talk about this, but I need to
step away for a moment to collect my thoughts.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Okay, do you know what, I'm just going to keep
putting them on myself. Shall I ask her what's for dinner?
Actually ask her if she is menstreaming.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
If you think it might lighten the mood asking about dinner,
it could be a good move.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
Just be mindful of.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Her reactions since she might still be upset. You could
frame it playfully, like, what are we having for dinner?
I need some comfort food.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Oh my god, this thing is not a human that
has ever dealt with a human woman in its life.
You know what, don't worry about it. For him, I
don't even worry about it. Okay, I gotta say, tell
it it's fine. It's fine, but it's not worry about it.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
But it's clearly not it's clearly not fine. But I
feel it's not fine, and she will worry about it. Okay,
he said, sounds like she might be trying to downplay
her feelings. You can in the express that you don't
think it's fine and that you care about resolving the issue.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
This is good that I've put it. I've said, let's
put it.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
To bed now. I'm reigniting the issue. I can tell
this is bothering you, and I want to make sure
talk about it when you're ready, so let me know.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
My God, I brought it up. I was ready. Oh
this is great.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I believe she's menstruating. Should I change my approach if
you think her mood might be influenced? It could be
helpful to be extra patient and understanding.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Doesn't tell you how you might want to approach you with.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
More empathy and ask if there's anything she needs or
if she wants to talk about it and how she's feeling.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
What I need and how I feel. What I need
is for you to put the empty toilet rolls in
the bin, and how I feel I feel if there's
something you can do for me, let's put them on
the bill.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
The swear word toilet rolls and the swear word ben.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
And chet GPD.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Oh sounds like she's really frustrated.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
I feel so patronized. I hate this. You might say something,
but I hear you, and I'm sorry for not doing that.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
I'll do my best to do it in the future.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Not do my best, it's not a hard task. Just commit.
Make a commitment here and now. Vorn that you're going
to put them in the bin.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Well, it doesn't sound like chat GTP is there yet? No?

Speaker 5 (39:23):
I feel so rapped up and I.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Need to.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Play z m's Fledgeborn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
It was the iconic Gaggle Halloween party this weekend, our
friend group, and I was unable to attend, and I
was devastated because yeah, I love getting dressed up in costume.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
You had to get comedy show and parmesan.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
So I couldn't be there. And however, I was approached
by our friend and Dr Shawney to help him with
some costumes. And he said to me, say, am I
correct in thinking that you've got a sewing machine and
you know how to sew? And I was like, yes,
I do. And he's like, oh my god, can you
help me sew these costumes? And he came over to

(40:08):
my house on Friday night to get the sewing machine out.
And by the way, my sewing machine is so bustard
it's like if you.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Look, na, it's done some yards.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Then yes, eighteen's birthday. Okay, how old is that? Now? Forty?
On a day where I've woken up looking the best
I've ever looked at me doning day.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
I just woke up like this. I don't know what happened.
Lots of water, maybe hydrated lots of water. Yeah, I
had another theory anyway. I well, and you're not going
to tell us no, no, no, anyway, that's by the
bye off here off Yeah, okay, you know I was
in the hotel room all weekend. Hello, hello, anyway, I'll

(41:00):
got a glow anyway. So dog just when he comes
over with my bustard sewing machine and he's brought these
things and I had to make these like sex because
they were going as an emoji, the little emoji pill. Yeah,
so read and then floro yellow yellow yeah yeah. And
so I was like, he had no plan. Yeah, I

(41:22):
was six of them. There was four or four of them,
six meters of fabric one point five each, so of
the red and the yellow. And he had no plan.
And I was like, here we go. I know what
to do. And I made this plan. It all came
back to me. Home Economics two thousand and three, Queen
Margaret College, when I learned how to sew, isn't home
wasn't homemak cooking? Homemak was cooking and sewing. Okay, because

(41:44):
I'm I'm a homemaker. Yeah woman, okay, yeah, getting me
ready to make the home for my husband.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
What else would be she be doing this?

Speaker 5 (41:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Yes, he's kidding. This is why I was confused when
we even had things like that. Yeah, that she doesn't
need to write shakespeare like essays. She needs to write
a shopping.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
List exactly so that my husband can make his Shakespearean place. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah, so, and I remember what theater is for the homosexuals.
A real man will be so right doing some manual
labor to bring home money for you to take to
the shops, or being a lawyer. Yes, that's right, but
the theater is not a place for a straight man.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Well, I remembered all my home economics. I remembered how
to make a bobbin, like how to put the thing
in and make the bob and doctor Shawnie was like,
oh my god, I think he was a bit turned on,
like he was like hot you go. And then I
remember how to thread the thing and da da da
dah and get it all going, and I made beautiful sames.
The problem lay when I started cracking the proseccos and moderation.

(42:47):
I had just one glass.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Yeah, okay, but that one glass.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Really tipped me over the edge of the period of
about six hours where I was sewing these sacks where
the elastic and the bobbin thing kept snapping and the
tension of machines all broken. But you know, when you're
like sewing something, well, you don't know, but when you're
like making something with your hands and you get a
really inflated idea of how well it's going. I was like,
we should start anansy shop. We make all sorts, we

(43:15):
can make costumes, we can make cushions, we should do
this well, like this is right, I little enjoy something.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
One afternoon they're like, I should make so tied to
this again almost immediately. Also having been to look shop,
I think they've got the costumes down, pairing.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Them a lot quicker than me to read the bobble
on my broken machine. But yeah, it was very funny
because then Aaron and Jared, his husband, came home, and
my partner and they came home.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
You made it, you said Aaron, and jured you made
it sound like it's Aaron's husband.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Yeah, I did. Sean's husband, Jared came over to collect
Sean the Rulers.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
When Sean and Gered break up, I've.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Got ms on er. Yes, we talked about that because
Jared has an asset don't quit.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Don't quit, and you know, I like my man with
a big whether.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
And Aaron turned up and we were like so thrilled
with our sacks that Pop had tried them on and
then they looked amazing. And then I couldn't even go
to the party and they were like, oh yeah, they
did put as much effort.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Because when Sean showed up to mine, because we got
ridy at mine, I was like, did HAILI make these?

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:14):
He's like yeah. I was like, oh my god, she
should start a NISI shop.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Thank you. I got my first bier. I knew I
was on to some but it was a good party,
I know because I went and picked him up on
my way back from the airport to go collector his
car because that one glass of proscica we had tipped.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Him over the year, right, moderation was safe to moderation, Yeah,
but he said it was a good part of being
a doctor, working three days a week and having enough
money for an uber right.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Literally. On the other yea, no, that's why his husband
haven't got the don't Yeah, he's living the best life.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
It was a little bit of contrary, the only controversy
at the party because it very well behaved this year.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
I probably because you weren't there.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Mcan wasn't there people in the face, and met H
McLain wasn't there either. There was you know, the host
Mike and made our friend always put on a lovely spread.
It's always boogie because do you remember last year when
I ate the cube of butter because I thought it
was a cube.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Of cheese and I was on chito and they catered
for me lovely. So this year the sausage rolls came
out kind of mid evening, fresh from the oven, Oh
my god, deliciously, you know, sliced to perfection, like slim slices,
you know, with a lovely bowl of tomato sauce. There
were bits of corn, carrot and pea in the sausage roll.

(45:28):
Have you ever seen the sausage tree? What did you say?
It was not shepherd's pie. No, I've never seen a
sausage roll with added vegetables. This isn't Mum's meat life.
I have seen sausage roll. I have seen sausage roll
with other bits in it. I like a bit of
grated carrot sometimes in my sausage troll. So it was
like luncheon.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
It was like luncheon, but sausage roll. And I said
to me and I was like, what's this. He's like,
they're bougie. He said, they're from the bougie supermarket scream
and trying.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
To make me go further. She's trying to bulk it out.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
If we're took on poshlas drills were taking on pork
apple and fennel.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Oh, darling, darling seeds on top, maybe some poppy seeds,
pop poppy seeds or sesame seeds by the nice late
that's a corn. How was that at a party where
people are drinking in moderation? Yeah, one glass age.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
One does not need vomiting piece carrot's corn, because they
don't because you're always like, we did that, but we've
had to mash some.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Corn down the shower drone with our feet.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
The next home after a night.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
In moderation, plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it
MS Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
One direction, excuse me. Leam Pain died last week tragic
accident at thirty one years old. Absolutely terrible. And then
I think we were talking about this on Friday and
we mentioned that One Direction as a group hadn't said
anything yet because we were talking about all how celebrities
were reacting, and literally as soon as we left the
building they did. I saw that. Yeah, we thought about

(46:59):
running back, but we're all our way to get some eggs.
A joint statement, a joint statement. But then over the
weekend they all kind of let their own statements out
of devastation and sadness and everything. And then I just
read now the zaying Malick who was about to go
on tour because he's got new music, he's postponed it. Yeah,
it wouldn't be right, just be a bit bloody, Yeah,

(47:19):
the tones off. But yeah he made a lovely post.
And so did his ex, who is his child's mum,
Sheryl cold Yes, oh cole Cole, not Sheryl Crow cole
co from Girls Allowed. She made a statement saying that

(47:41):
you know, she was absolutely devastated and also asking for
people to respect like the information that they share because
there's still investigations.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Going on and lots of wild conspiracies.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
And totally, and she was like, we've got a kid, Like,
I don't want my kid accessing this false information, you know,
so just if you don't know anything, just shut your
mouth basically. And then I didn't realize, but he's also
got a girlfriend whose name is Kate Cassidy, and she's
made a post finally saying you know that she's had
a complete loss of what to do. You know, I

(48:11):
love you unconditionally and completely. And then apparently his dad
has flown over to where was he, Argentina and he
was visiting the site. He like went to the hotel
and up to the room and whatnot. Simon Cowell, who
obviously was the man behind putting one direction altogether, made
a statement saying, you know how loved he was, and

(48:36):
you know, sharing stories of when they first got together
and what a fantastic guy he was as well. So
lots of tributes still coming in, but there's like, you know,
like in terms of the actual accident, there's so many
awful things online, so don't just.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Don't don't dive into that because it's pretty groom.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Yeah, it's pretty grim, and also you know, it's it's
an investigation and it's still ongoing and so yeah, very sad, still,
isn't it? Plays it ms Fledgeborn and Haley grip.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
The fingers at someone on the weekend feels good, it's good.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Yeah, but when you receive it, I hate it.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I like it. I'll do it straight back for someone
who's the front of the I just rip it straight
back with a smile on my face, which must be infuriating,
or I would just laugh because that winds them up,
even my wave one of those real or what's you
rip the fingers and then you have to stop next
to them at the lights. Well that's what happened this person.

(49:31):
It was emerged like a zip situation. Oh yeah, it's
pretty easy because you know what happens if two teeth
of the zip try to go in before one of
the other teeth from the other side, that your zip
gets caught and gets caught. And then it's more for
me that you're driving along trying to merge in a
bit of the fabric from the jacket comes up your skin. Yeah,

(49:53):
I'm trying to move you have and then there's huge
foreskin jumps in.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
You have caught your member in a.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Quarter to eight, I feel I'm free to talk about
my own painus situation. I don't have a foreskin. There's
still skin on the No, no, no, I got that, Okay,
got the top. It was a light braising pull it up.
Don't talk about that thing.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I just asked you about thing that I just brought.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
It was funny until you went into d detail. Yeah,
it really really hurt. So we're emerging like that and
this I could see the specific. I was just like,
they want to get right, so they screaming, and then
they get and they slam on their brakes. I'm like, what,
I don't get the pushing thing. And then I right
up the ass of the car in front trying to
go round. And then and you'll probably ride up the

(50:42):
ass of someone else as well too, stubborn driver. Right,
I was right at the ass because they literally pulled
right and in front of them, and then this person
who's obviously in such a great hurry.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Then took They took the next tune off. It's like, relax,
my dude, you're about to be off the stretch of road.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
So as I went past, when they were stopped in
the media turning right and I went past and they.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Were looking at it, I just went and.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
And they were aggrieved. They're like busp you gasp. My
shocking driving has led to somebody ripping the finger at me.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
When you rip the finger, do you do You got
a little thumb, little Thumb're only doing one finger, You're
not doing two? No, that's nahna, not up you. I
use my thumb to hold down my index.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Oh no, I just got curl the thund I hold
mine down as well. There's emminem pulls the fingers really
well because the fingers only fall down to the first knuckle.
And then I got a hole down. That's a very
aggressive one. Yeah that is Whereas I was just like.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Just it's it says so.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Much, Yeah, because I imagine when it was cutting off
a jymney he was he was imagining a small woman.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Yeah, small particular more sure girl.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
In early twenties. Yeah, Dad's bought her the car because
it doesn't go too fast terrible wandcap safety. But she's
not going she won't be on the motorway anyway. Yeah,
she just sticks to the shore. You don't get from
the shore. Every really love the shore. We love the shore.
So he was trying like, oh luddy, this she is
gonna let me in and then when.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
He says this, here we this picture of masculinity. Yeahs like,
are you laughing at me? Because my little more the
fingers and it felt good immediately my frustration. I laughed afterwards.
I was like felt good. Friends a lot frat friends.

(52:37):
When they say to do something, I think I pulled
the fingers. That flipped quite a lot. He's like, oh,
do that's next? Can you do this? Take that? Yeah,
we want to know this.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
When you last rip the fingers at somebody falls, okay, Yeah,
it feels good.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Ripping because if it was like if it may not
have been your last time, but maybe you've ripped you someone.
I still think about. I still remember it when you
see a politician, maybe you're on life, put all the
fingers at them, maybe you're on live TV and they
were going to the camera and you got a finger
or that, you know the first time. And I never did.
But I had a lot of friends that flipped the

(53:14):
bird to their parents, like when they were teenager finger
there is no way you would have done that the
face man, I had some naughty friend.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
My mother would have taken my finger. Yes, I would
have been like pulling the fingers at my father, and
then all of a sudden, you know, in ninja movies,
you don't even see the ninja move and then the
person's head gets dropped. You just hear it, bla, you
just and then no movement, and then all of a sudden,
my finger would be like flopped down word out and
I'd be like, now, I wouldn't have a middle finger
if I'd ever pulled the fingers at my parents. Okay, well,

(53:45):
I'll wait one hundred dollars at in. We want to
take your calls now, text through nine six nine sex.
Whether it was the first time to your parents, whether
it was someone famous, whether it was in traffic. When
was the last time you rapped the fingers? Give us
a ball? Wow, what do you know when you ripped
the fingers at somebody? If the person who messaged in
seriously guys stopped waffling, whose phone number ends in five

(54:07):
O four is still listening, that's me ripping the fingers
at you.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
We're professionally waffled.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Yeah a job.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
I bought the idea.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
A lot of people messaging in some calls as well,
and you rip the fingers at somebody, Yeah, I.

Speaker 11 (54:23):
Won't be doing that again. I was on the Harbor
Bridge and tot on that and was kind of stuck
in traffic trying to get out of the way of
someone who was like really aggressive behind me, drove really
fast yep, and so the bird when they went past,
and then they continued to chase me and then hit
my car with a hammer.

Speaker 6 (54:41):
Oh my so.

Speaker 11 (54:45):
Yeah, so I did the whole police report and everything.
They couldn't tack the guy down. But yeah, so I
won't do the fingers to anybody in the car again.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
I would like to pull up alongside you. Maybe we
can organize this. Yeah, and you pulled the fingers at
me and I'll pull them back. It's a it's a
you know, it's a business.

Speaker 11 (55:03):
I used to chronic it doing it. My kids would laugh.
I've had terrible road rage, but ye now I can
really have to think about safety.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
People are on her on the road.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
And thank you Alex.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
When did you last rip the fingers at somebody?

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Team?

Speaker 9 (55:22):
First of all, longline, long time listener, first time caller.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Welcome got the bow, Welcome, Welcome out am I.

Speaker 9 (55:30):
Oh so, I was on the motorway a Wellington about
a year ago and some guy was can I see
Dick on the radio? But yeah, up the and all
that sort of thing, and he ripped.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
It was nice that you were concerned about saying Dick,
but then strand Ou're.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
Going to be somewhat considerate. Yea. He even slipped me
out the window as he as he went past. But
what needs the of us realized was there was a
brand new Skoda undercover cop about three cars behind us. Yes,
and you to see the flashing lights and home ripping
past them over so all the figure out the window

(56:14):
just as a instant.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Yes, oh my god, we drove the Skoda up to Kadrona.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
It was only around the corner. What you call you
rally card up the Padrona lives, Alex, thank you some
messages in.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
When I was young, my little cousin from like five
years old, I can remembering it. Whenever they'd leave our house,
they'd all be waving and stuff, and the intuneral would
turn around out the back window and rip the fingers
the little.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Kids full of the fingers. Is cute. It's so funny,
and we laughed so much.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
She did it every time she left our house and
became like a still to this day, keep you texts
coming in ninety six nine sex oh eight hundred dollars
at him the last time you ripped the fingers. Wow,
we're talking about when you rip the fingers at somebody,
it feels good. I recommend doing it today for light
and maybe pick your person. Because a before got followed
and they had a car with a hammer even though

(57:05):
they were That is so insane. That's insane. That's insane behavior.
Some messages in I written in quite a few of these. Yep,
I ripped the fingers at my kids behind their back
because they're being assholes.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
But I don't want them to copy me.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
So wait till the time. And it's just a good
little frustration relative minivents.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Yeah, I love doing that when someone's backs turned. So
there's that.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
So there's I flipped it behind my four year olds back.
I flip it behind my toddler's back. I flip it
behind my kids back, so they you know, at least
you know you're in good company. Lots of people are
doing it. I'm a teacher. I seem to get a
really persistent itch on the side of my nose in class,
which my middle finger works best for relieving. Often after

(57:47):
a child has irged me somewhere.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
That's so funny when you learn it as a teenager
to how to like sort of subtly pull the fingers
at somewhere.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Yeah, heavily pregnant, emotions, high, uncomfortable, grumpy, sitting on traffic,
and a little shit in the car in front of us.
I thought it was really cool pulling the fingers at me,
so I ripped him both fingers. Yeah, both stopped them
pretty quickly, hev Yeah, plenty of fingers at pulled the
finger at a card full of guys as they left
the motorway, but then they swooved back on and chased

(58:17):
me for a few kilometers.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Thought I was going to die from Oh my god,
calm down, Just take the fingers and go about your day.
It's a nice vent. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Umm what somebody said, beats the fingers sarcastic thumbs up. Yes,
that's I love a waiver a laugh. Yeah, yeah, because
they're so upset, You're just you're making that you make it.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
You're like, I'm not having a bad day. Just see you,
my friend.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Yeah maybe maybe again here picked the pick who you
my partner pulled the fingers that someone cutting them off.
They got out of the car at the next light
and punched them through his open window. I would god,
it was unhinged.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Yeah, just calm down today. Yeah yeah, someone pulls the
fingers at you. I just think that you deserved it,
do you know what?

Speaker 4 (59:04):
I ma laugh? Yeah, don't laugh. Don't punch them. That's silly.
That's taking it to the next level giving them the
fingers instead. My eight year old daughter yesterday was giving
me attitude and talking back, so I gave her the
fingers and it was at an appropriate sure, but man,
good I calmed down. She didn't see it, she didn't
get yelled at. That's a wind win.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
It is terrible when you were secretly pulling the fingers
behind someone's back, being like and they turn around. You're like, no,
I look like such a loser because I was.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
That was secret getting it out there, all right.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Hey, Fletch, got ya pulled the fingers at you?

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Wow, both of you punch it through the open window.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Cuck it.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
No, don't that big stone called Steve Austin energy it is.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Play Ms Fleshborn and Haley play Zms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Ah eighteenth of October at twelve fifteen, is what messenger
tell me. It was the time when I received this.
So Friday, take yourself back to Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Just after lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Okay, beautiful, I get a message. It's the Smith. I
hope you're all good. Okay, I think, I think. So
that's what I think. At the stage of it, we
don't know hesitated an MRI I quick favor. Now that's
where I'm just going to put a pin in quick favor. Okay,
I'm just gonna put it. This comes from somebody I
went to high school with that left after like I

(01:00:24):
think after the end of fourth form or year ten
and we went to another school.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Right, so when you're at fourteen.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Yeah, our interactions at school were like we were in
the big sort of group. Yes, not close friends, expanded group,
just when you're friends with kind of everybody in your
acquaintances at school acquaintances. Yes, yes, it is his, Yes, yes,
that's kind of it. Actually we came last and second

(01:00:54):
to last into school cross country once, but he was injured,
so that was and I just if I came up, Yeah,
I'm injured, just just fat, just fast, slow.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
So I got going to come last night how we
roll fast, A bit faster.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
It's the first loser, isn't it last? It doesn't make
me feel any bitter. Thanks for I appreciate that you
you're number one at loser.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
You're number one loser. There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
His mum was screaming, don't you dare stop running, don't
you stop running?

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
And I said, I'll never do this to my kids.
Now I do running.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Move those legs, oh my god. And they're not fatal slow, yeah,
but I am still consistent.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Yep, but fat.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
And so.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
He left high school. I haven't seen I don't believe.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I've seen him in person since, maybe like in that
late stage of high school when you can drive and
you go to like party at the same parties because.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Your unique kind of time. UNI definitely haven't seen him
through that. So you selling eighteen years old?

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Mate strolled back in our conversation. In twenty fifty. He
messaged me on Facebook, says ten years ago next year,
that's ten years very soon about something I did on television.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
That he quite liked. Okay, it was nice, nice.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
And then a couple of like minor chats since but
all up, what about five messages? Yeah, so quick favor Unpin,
we're back in the conversation. Okay, crazy, I've just bought
a tool bag. I've trade me, but the seller's trying
to charge me fifty two dollars to send it to
christ Church, which seems pretty steep the bags in west Auckland.
Would you be able to pick it up for me

(01:02:30):
and hold on to it until I can't figure out
a better and cheaper way to get it down here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
I'd appreciate you, but trade me pick up cheers?

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Is this someone that you haven't seen any person.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Since high school?

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
And so I was just like I got to sit
on that process that, and I thought, and we'll talk
about it on Monday and then I'll probably pick it
up because for the content.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Because that's that's what you mean. Because on Friday I
left work and went out to eastsh Auckland pick up something.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
But for my mom, even then, I think that's too
much to ask.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
No, But they were nice bowls and so she didn't
want them shipped, so she has to click them in person,
so they get to live in the eye House for
a year or until Christmas something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Okay, yeah, but that's my mother.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
She birthed me we talk every day and have consistently
throughout my thirty five years.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
I'm going to say you owe you owe her a
few trade mean pickups. I owe her a few.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
I have done this to her.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
I've only done a trade me pick up for my
uncle Murray, Yeah, who's also my godfather. And he was
reluctant to ask because he thought it would put me out,
even though it wasn't it would.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Old high school mate.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, what acquaintance.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Acquaintance?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Oh, I haven't seen in that, So now you've got
to have until this morning. And I said, Yo, sorry,
I never replied to this.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
I won't lie to you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
This is a wild request.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
What did you say back to that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
And I said, and we're totally going to be talking
about this on here. Yeah, I'm not one hundred percent
on geography. Yeah, you might be miles away from west Auckland.
I see west Auckland's a big place, but I do
live out west of Auckland.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Yeah, he's in fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Two bucks is madness, but you I agree fifty two
bucks is now, but no, not in this day and age.
For its whole tool bag, I've seen things recently. It's
heavy and it's big. That's what a cost. You don't
buy something unless you factor in the shipping. You you
think he hid the cost of what you're buying includes

(01:04:33):
the shipping in your heads. Yeah, but I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
It mustn't have been listed. And then once you know,
you go through the sale, that's when they're like, I
know they've got to hear sitting for That's why you
asked the question on the Q and as how how
much it's going to be too? Run us through a postage? Yeah,
go and have a lot, because fifty two dollars of
the secondhand tool bag. How much are toolbags?

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
This is very cheap.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Yeah. It would drag me nuts paying less for something
than what the shipping wash shipping.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Yeah, so why are you going to go get this?
I think I will.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Wait. If you saw this person in the street, if
they were walking past you, would you even recognize them? Yes,
I'd recognize them, but I would have spotted them in
from ages away. But I don't want to talk to
anybody a little bit. I do this to everybody. I'd
probably no offense do this to you too if I
wasn't in the mood.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
That is insane. No, no, not, because we live in
the same neighborhood. We got the same supermarke. I've seen
you walking into the supermarket.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
I would like yeah, I'd say Monna because I think
you were walking in and I was like out.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
I was in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
I was just gathering my thoughts and then I saw
you walking. I was like, ah, she's about to go tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
My mom had a message for you, Flitch. She just
text under one message, just that top line.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
If I Flitch, why is your text so big?

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
I zoom done so that Flitch Flitch has got hawk vision.
I could have read that on normal fone time I
could read in. It would have slowed things down.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
No, I think I think it's fair that you pick
up for pansy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
My parents don't buy things on trade me. No, no, neither.
What are you shaming my mother for buying second hand goods?

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Or she's like you, She's always just looked out for
an antique bargain.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
She got some beautiful antique Italian bowls, That's what I
picked up for her, and they're they're all wrapped up
and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Does she have heaps of stuff or does she sells
stuff on trade?

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Me as well? Yeah, she gets rid of her so
she's probably got like four or five she collects like
really good. Yeah, she's got good stars.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
But is it like, you know, you open up the
front door and you're worried that things are going to
top it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
For a bargain does have style?

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
They run and spaced on the shelves and they put
on the floor make a big pile. So yeah, I'm
going to take them.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
How are you going to get But now do you
get out of this? Are you charging in petrol? I
don't care. I think it's just also is a huge
it's a massive way.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
It's a massive area. But I like a tickie tour.
I've gotta get gas today. Maybe I'll get it tomorrow. Yeah, okay,
but still I'm gonna say the balls of this dude
to ask it's hard to say, like the audacity, and.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
They're gonna go, okay, well this my friend Vaughn's gonna
come pick it up. Here's his number. You're gonna have
to text the person and be like, Hi, does one
o'clock work for?

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
I don't work to the day. Can you leave it
out on the patio? Undercover day? It's going to be
a leave out situation. Oh mom, says Born can off too.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Why I think, I say she's got hoarder tendency.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
I've both been told by Patsy if Off. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
The best is when they come to like move all
the stuff and like clean out the house and go
to a they find a nappy room and she's not
gonna look like what anybody expected. And the big internet
hat of your mom being a horde of video is
going to be like, you'll never guess who lived in this.
And then this glamorous lady comes out with killer pins,

(01:08:04):
les Mills classes, Yeah, the Le's Mills classes, always expecting
them to be slobby, yeah, and impoverished looking.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
She's gonna come to the door and they're gonna be like.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
No, we expected it's a classy lady with a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Ship Plazs, Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
I don't keep harping on about it. And this is
an audio medium and it's a shame for our listeners
because I look incredible today. You're having a really hot
day to day. I woke up and I went into
the bathroom and I turned on the light and I
was like, Wow, what what's happened here?

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
If only they'd give you a TV show, So give
me a TV show.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
I was radiant, my skin was glowing, and I put
on a little bit of makeup. I didn't need much.
It looked great. And then I chucked out a Willi
Nilly outfit and it's fantastic, and I just don't know
what to do. It's because you got head on last week.
It's because I got head on last week. And if
you weren't listening last week, one shame on.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
You catch up my Heart radio app and listen to
the fletch worn and Haley p there. Yes, I've had
a couple of text messages in this morning that we're
not on the iHeart Radio app anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
We are from multiple people. Have we dropped off? I
shall investigate. Please investigate.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
That's going to really figure. We've got KPIs.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
KPIs lift run center. Well, if you weren't, if you
weren't listening on the iHeart Radio this is a good
looking app, isn't it. It's sleek. I don't think we
were ever offer any chick.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
P J.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Harding's podcast. That's all right, we can get behind that.
It's part of our greater network.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Mm hmm. You keep searching there on you know there's
a search function.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
I shall investigate. Please investigating to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
See if we're on the iHeart radio app.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
There's a flight kp list. Wait, if you weren't listening
on the iHeart, I want to hear when we catch up.
We say a sentence now and then just keep saying
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We're going for eight years on the trot, and I
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Was going to add that one in there. What was
I talking about? Oh yeah, if you weren't listening on
the iHeartRadio app last week one, where were you to?
Shame on you? Three? I got hit on by a
very attractive feller at the beach and it made me
feel good. There is a study this is out of Israel,

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actually that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Was going on there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
I'm surprised to look into the habits of human behavior
in relationships and they found that people witnessing their partner
get hit on. So say we're at the club and
the beach, at the beach, and say, Aaron's to the
end and he's witnessing this hot gentleman.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Maybe he's gone to get some ice cream, brown boy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Maybe he's going to get me an ice cream. Maybe
he's gone to get me talk to us more about
these Maybe he's getting a little.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Double skip yes, double skipper good good again.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
No, I never do double of the same flavor. Always
do one of one and then one of the other one.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
They've got to be complimentary flakes, cookies.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
And cream And got good gun drops. No, that's not
that's not complimentary. Opposite or orange chop chip and good
good gum drops, that's complimentary.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Complimentary chop chip and mint chopped chip because they've got
a chip chocolate chip. No, they're too similar to buy
in with the chop minty orange maple ley vibe maple
with the chocolate. No for the Roman raisin, you're.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
Going too similar. Rum and raisin and maple Warner are
very similar.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
They've got to be complimentary. You could go to the
gun drops, but then you've got to go something else. Well,
nothing goes as good apart from vanilla.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Nothing goes either gone to a scoop place to get
an ice cream and got vanilla.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
No, because if you are get a personality, that's you
know how embarrassing. If you want a nice, subtle flavor,
you're still not going for vanilla. No.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Well, okay, let's say that Aaron has gone to get
me and for some reason he's turning up with a
double scoop of vanilla ice cream because he doesn't know
me at all at this point, and as he is
approaching me, he sees that I'm being hit on by
a beautiful man who would never have the audacity to
give me a vanilla scoop because there's anything but vanilla,
rather than the thing that I would have thought, which
was him being like, hell yeah, mama still got it.

(01:13:33):
Look at her, she's keeping it tight all you want,
and she's like that makes me feel good because you
want her, but she wants me. This study revealed the
opposite that actually it's bad for relationships because it makes
them more insecure, You see them as more desirable, you
start getting to a panic. It goes back to your
animal instincts, which a lot of these relationship behaviors do,

(01:13:54):
of being like that's mine, and then sometimes can place
the blame on the sheila. I'm just saying you're looking great. Yeah, yeah,
no doubt on a daylight today when my face came
out like ardless of gender.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Because in my mind, it would be like if guys
see their partner getting hit on, but their partner's like thanks,
but no one come back to the guy, and then
he gets the peacock around a bit.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
He's going to be like I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
But if a woman sees her partner get hit on
by a woman and he's like, oh, no thanks, I've
got a partner. She's like, you did that, you encouraged that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Yeah, yeah it is. But that's the thing that they
can tuner on you and be like, why are you
talking to that person like that? And you're like, I'm
just out here with a beautiful face.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Yeah, I can't help her them down. This is the
great bikini attractor, the whole kit. Yeah, you mean you're
looking at it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
What do you think? I almost thought about texting you
guys this morning and apologizing for what you have to
see today because it's so specs beautiful. People are saying
there's a good vibe on the show this morning. Yeah,
we all woke up so hot. If we don't blame
anybody for that, TV I reckon his face is a waste.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Play Fletch thorn end Hailey.

Speaker 12 (01:15:01):
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Speaker 11 (01:15:14):
Deo.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
This week it's cars week in Fact of the day. Okay,
everybody's got a gotta got a car or needs a car.
A car relies on other people's cars.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
It does.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Yeah, it's not always how the world was by the
way do you want to go to that new mare?

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
Get on it lost. I'm not going to run a
a bay with you because you don't want to go
with me. You just want to drop you to the
airport when I go. No, are you going away again
this week?

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
She says right through having no family. It's great.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
It's just.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Mortgage dep It's great. Yeh man, fantastic, it's got fun. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
I can go away for a weekend, the whole week.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
I not having an endless responsibilities.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Excellent, it's a long weekend this weekend. Let's have that
to George.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
If you're struggling with Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Not Friday, a Monday, Monday.

Speaker 12 (01:16:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Well, I've been listening to back to me Me Me
Me Me me My segment. Sorry me me me Me
My segment, I'm not going away this week and me
Me Me John with your brother me me me me
me me My segment. I worked hard for the segment,
did you not?

Speaker 8 (01:16:25):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
I've been listening to a podcast. It's about a big
fat book called The Power Broker and this guy that
basically came in and changed New York City. Oh, and
this guy wanted wealthy people to be able to tootle
around New York City and their cars. So he was
just like, you don't own that land anymore cars. But
he called them parkways. He didn't call them motorways, oh
you because that sounds nicer, right, curious, leisurely to chugger

(01:16:49):
chugger and your old school car. And of course then
everybody just became reliant on it. Actually very interesting listen
to be learned. It's a sort of around the world.
The more lanes of road you build, people will just
drive more cars on them. You'll never be able to
keep up with no expansion. Interesting, I thought it is,
But this guy was kind of redesigned in New York

(01:17:10):
City to be a car city. And then they talked
about how in the forties no new cars went on
the road, and that's kind of what got me interested.
I was like, I need to know exactly how many
there's no new cars.

Speaker 8 (01:17:22):
So here it is.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
And nineteen forty one, just before they entered World War II,
the US made three million cars and one year nineteen
forty one, okay, then for the rest of World War
II until the end of like when it ended in
nineteen forty five, from when they entered the war at
the end of nineteen forty one when Pearl Harbor was bombed.

(01:17:43):
How many cars do you think were built in the
United States of America for the remainder of the war
after the US entered it, thinking that all of their
resources had to be put into building planes and bombs
and tanks and military vehicles. Then, yeah, I don't know.
I wouldn't even know one hundred and thirty nine cars. Wow,

(01:18:04):
car during the entire rest of the world, because all
the factories would have been turned into war making.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
They were all repurposed.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Yeah, so did they?

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Is that when this sort of idea of like a
turner's car auctions came up and we started buying other
people's old.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Car second hand cars. But no, people didn't trade in
their cars because they couldn't get new ones. Oh ah,
the trade the second hand car market relies on the
fact that there's a new car market. So everybody just
kept driving what they had. Yeah, I'm guessing except for
the very rich few that could for these are one
hundred and thirty nine cars. So to put it into perspective,

(01:18:37):
the Ford Motor Company started just went straight into manufacturing
B twenty four Liberator long range bombers.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
I love mere World War Two.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
But those are the ones that were in the B
twenty seven. Okay, planes, doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
It so to be?

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
But the B twenty four Liberator was like the precursor
to that, and the average Ford car at the time,
and this Ford Motor company that was making cars had
fifteen thousand parts. The B twenty four Liberator had one
point five million parts, and one was being made every
sixty three minutes. G One of these planes was rolling
off the So you can see why cars came to

(01:19:16):
a complete hole. Yeah, they've been manufactured because something with
significantly more parts, a thousand times more parts being made
one every sixty three minutes. Now it's taking them for
ever to build planes or the airlines are like still
waiting for our planes five years late. Yeah, I mean
they could crank out one every sixty three minutes as
long as you were willing to give up cars and
drive in and flying one of the craziest ratleist cold.

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
Yeah. I don't want to fly in a plane that
was built in an hour either. Nah, take your time
with the planes. Sixty three minutes not enough time to
be building a plane. Yeah, from scratch, but.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Then gave you a parachute. Yeah, that's Jake did give
you one of those.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
So today's back to the day.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
As from when the USA entered the World War two
to when the World War two ended, only one one
hundred and thirty nine cars were made during that entire period.

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:20:09):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Play dead ems Fletch Vorn and Haley play ms Fletch
one and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
The Britons have come together online to share the ways
that they like to brighten up their day and maybe
a day is not going so well. I actually like
to tune in to Fletch for in Hailey Company woman. Yeah,
I love that louder every morning with those three bloody
adorable Americans. Yeah rascals. Uh. The little ways, not just
you know, have a banana by an open stream of

(01:20:47):
water to help combat severe depression. Little things like going
for a drive, talking to their dog, cleaning and tidying,
singing in the car, popping bubble rat Oh that's nice,
see weaving the garden. I'm doing that today.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Do you know what I find gardening very therapeutic. Moment
of zen fingers in the dorms like swimming, right, so
it's almost swimming is almost like sensory deprivation because you're.

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
Light and just gliding around here.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
Anything. The popping bubble wrap is great. You know those
big ones that you get the big ear, but plastic ear.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
I love just.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Squeezing one of those made of corn.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
It's got to be made. Yeah, yeah, it's some tapioca
and corn.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
I don't know if I think it's all just placed.
It's all just going to the same place. We're doing
a big garage clean out at the moment, and I
you know, I've got so much bubble wrap from when
we first move and I've been giving some away to
people and da da da da. I just threw a
whole bunch out. But I was like, go around the
whole pile.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
It's nice. Well, maybe maybe people have like your funny
YouTube videos or like techtoks.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
News bloopers always get me Instagram with a friend washing
your here, buying Siner candles, going after a sip of tea.
The little ways that the people are brightening their days.
I want to know yours. It's a Monday. Maybe people
are studying this week feeling a little bit because we're
nearly at Christmas, but there's still a bit still a
while so close to Christmas. Yeah, it's a few months away,

(01:22:17):
just over a few months. Yeah, yeah, it's not bad.
We want to know over two months? Yeah, what did
I say? A few?

Speaker 9 (01:22:23):
Three?

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Three? Several would ate four more? The few is three
a couple.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
I should have seen a couple of months shut off.

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
I didn't actually realize. It's taken me nearly three years
to realize how fucky it is. Oh really, Yeah, I
didn't actually said something earlier. I like a low discol public,
you know. I nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
Doesn't explain its.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Teach the same things as hidis are. They're just you know,
we're we're nice.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Plot information retention situation. Yeah yeah, okay, it's super thick
like it's shocking to make and we're only eight years
away from twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (01:22:59):
It's a stupid. Yeah, I would say we're a couple
of years away from years away. We're not a couple
of years away from twenty twenty five. It's next year.
That's next year. God, it's the crazy keeps talking. We
want to know the little ways that you brighten up
your day, the little thing that you do. Maybe it's
a really unique thing, or maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
You just your go tos.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
I love for me. I love a drive driving. Sometimes
I loop around the block.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Do you want to walk past the cat cafe? Yesterday?

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
I was like, that would be a sure fire way
of cheering you up. Let me you would love that,
Let me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
Make me out for a little bit. And then makes
you say for the cats?

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Yeah, because yeah, where do they go?

Speaker 6 (01:23:36):
What mean?

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
The cats? They love it?

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
But do they just stay at the cafe all the time?
So at the end of their class? Family, give us
your pay? How much do you earn today? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
Sorry, I'm lte boss.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
I don't give a goddamn get in there and start
yelling and.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
The late turtles.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
We can't pay you until you fell out the I
d for Yeah, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
God, just like what's my TEXTOK? So I've still got
a student loan? Yeah? I think it's w s L
or something like that. Yeah, withholding text.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
No, but it's different for cats, different tractor contractor proctor. Yeah. Yeah,
it's good because I can climb back any costs. Choose
your code you're claiming back your jelly meat.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
Yeah, grooming you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
Could grooming could so I could climb back the five
ten minutes I spend looking my bumhole. Yeahount loving this chat? Yeah, okay,
So I wand Andrew DALs and we want you to
give us a call. You can text a nine six
nine six. Little things that you do to make your
day brighter, Yeah, the little go tos for a chair up?

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
What works? Maybe it's a sing song, maybe it's a
particular song. Maybe it's a little walky talkie. Maybe it's
hanging out with your best mates in the morning, walk.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Last, Yeah, chairman, feeling down? These are the shore fire
things that'll pick you up. So many messages.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
These are really good, these really good. Gin. What is
it that you do for a guarantee? Good morning? Firstly,
long time listener, fresh time calling, lovely to have you here, lovely?

Speaker 11 (01:25:10):
Gin. So I got in the habit of having like
candle lit showers, so you know, like instead of having
like a candle at bath, you just need candles and
have a shower and it's so nice.

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
Where do you put the candle though, because it would
get splashed, Well, you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Don't put it in the shower, right, okay, yeah, yeah,
you're standing.

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
Under the water, like, why is this not working? Holding
a candle?

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
I thought maybe you had like a high candle shower, just.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Like like dotted around the bathroom, like on the window sill.
Do you know what I love about that? Especially in
a day when maybe I'm not feeling like great in
my body. Candlelight makes you look good well.

Speaker 11 (01:25:45):
And you know you don't actually need to even see
in the shower.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
What are you doing in there? No?

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
No, no, nice?

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Oh that's nice. Love actually tonight, thank you for sharing, Kristen.
What is going so to pick me up?

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
I've recently got so fragrances and smelling amazing fragrances, and
I bought a whole lot of designer sample fragrances and
I put a new one on every day, and.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
So there's nothing better than smelling fantastic every day. Oh
my god, you're doing this christ And I wear something
different every day depending on how I'm feeling. So I've
got sort of three on the guy. It's good because
I always thought you said had one. Yeah, yeah, no,
it's a love it. Yeah through the phone. What are
you wearing today? What are you wearing? Today. What's today's
person today? Because you're still wearing Brittany, you're wearing your

(01:26:33):
back to your Brittany fantasy, Yeah, fantasy. I switched between
then all j Loo blow.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Yeah, plays sex, krestin, thank you, some messages. Somebody said
they write down everything on a piece of paper that
pisses them off, and then at the end of the
day they put their paper through the shredder.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Oh that's nice. They own a home shredder. Maybe it worked.
Someone goes into the freezer at work and just screams
the air for word.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Because friends, if you could shut them, that is pretty
soundproof of the because of all the installation. Yeah, they
would take them cold. Keep it ten place to scream,
keep it ticks coming in nine six ninety six, eight
hundred dolls and en those go to pick me up.
So if you're feeling a bit down the ways.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
You brighten your day. You know what, sometimes you're a
little hot on the fader. There we're talking about we're
talking about. Don't say what we're talking about. No, we're
talking so hard. I stood up to a quick and
we had to have a quick little line.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Now we're talking about that. You'll go to pick me up.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
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Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
Kp I fantastic. Okay, we need a different sound for
when we had a KPI because maybe we have like
an old bell, you know, like stock markets have a bell. Yeah,
but this is a bell, no, butter a different bell
like a ring a oh yeah, like little old horn
that could be that could be a buy one right now.

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
So many CCTV excuse me, CCTV footage or my sister
falling over, just replay there all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
When I take the washing out of.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
The dryer and it's still warm, I just hold off,
get your face in it, your fluffy towels out of
the dryer. You just never get the same with a
line dry.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
Yeah. A lot of people saying coffee. Some people say
if they wake if they wake up and they feel rubbish,
they'll chuck on bright clothing that day and kind of
brightens their merm. Okay, so I'm feel best and black,
but it's just a similar thing. Yeah, I love the
slimmingness of black clothing. I look tiny. Can you even
see me? When I turn and said that? Who said
that no way turned back around this year. Oh my god,

(01:28:45):
you doing that?

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
I just got good lord, incredible time. I've got CCTV
footage of my sister falling over.

Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
Yeah, I see we read that out. Babes, you're on
your phone. Was I you were looking up something else?
That's okay, you're doing your phone so sort of took over.
We're googling marrion one said.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
Someone said, when they it's a hell of a spice. Yeah, okay,
season yeah I somebody else said here, when they are
feeling bad, they put on bright clothing and it brightens
their day.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Yeah, so I see my darling, welcome. I read that out.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
Okay, I decided to start Did you read the one
about about I decided to start work fifteen minutes late
so I could take my dog for an extra walk.

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
No, I didn't know. You're back.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
There's a lot of animal stuff in here. Somebody else
said they just go for a walk with their dog
and they talk to their dog, and the dog like
loves them regardless of what they say.

Speaker 5 (01:29:34):
Someone is no judgment. Someone said, I scrolled Vaughn's wife's
Instagram flame flame. Interesting, she is hot. It's because I'm
on there. Oh, you've got your owner.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
The more candid, there's more of you. I don't put
my seat real sexy shots on my own stuff. Make
her upload it. Yeah, it makes me feel better. Marcel,
thirty year old dude. My go to pick me up
is to listen to a swift and try a new
machine at the gym, or go for a p b. Yeah,

(01:30:05):
for a walk is also a great you're the dogs.
Dogs love going for a walk, so they're like, yes,
we're walking, so that's a good vibe. And then they
look at you like you're the one responsible for.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
Me going for a walk.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Yeah, And then they eat like I did but or
something or some animal ship and then you look at
them and you're like yeah, and they're like sorry, and
then well I love you still. You're like, yeah, I know,
I love you too.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
Dog. Someone sticks in something that I know a lot
of people do, popping k mar.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Oh, Yeah, that's not good.

Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
That's a couple.

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
It's such a dopamine head and it's too much left
wing pig walk, you know my social justice worries.

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Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
Cube track amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
Yeah, ice cubs come out around like a round thing. Yeah,
a full glow of eyes, and everyone you serve it
to it will be like, how.

Speaker 6 (01:31:14):
Did you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:31:15):
Like, don't even worry about it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
But the only thing about the spherical eyes is that
trathon comes in half. I want to squeeze it out
the top like it's a cloaker. And when sid life
will be easy. Mate, you know what, You're right, I
will open the tray halfway to get a perfectly spherical
piece of ice.

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
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