Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 22nd October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Play it, MS Fletch, Vaughn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Play z MS flesh one and Hailey play MS flesh
one and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Brin Rudkin, Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn
and Haley.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's six minutes past six. Just flicking bring an email.
I really love Bryn Rodkin. Alas, Actually we need to
get him on.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Surely he's gone on some dates.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
What he's been up to hiding in his news room,
isn't he?

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Yeah, let's get him out of the newsroom. Let's let's
check him with Brent Rudkins.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Life dating any clear voyants lately? Wow? Who knows? They
famously kept dying on.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Him eight o'clock this morning. You have more than once, No,
just once he dies happens to you. That's the start
of a pattern. And I think we could have a
murderer on.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh and then thus a podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
The Clairvoyant color Well, yeah, you know, White Girl's Lover
podcast about murder. We do, I heeart ready a jingle
ball Madison Square Garden, your chance to be there, get
in the drawer at eight o'clock this morning. Just got
to identify our famous New Yorker.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Yeah, I believe all of this week it's people born
in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, and U notional or real, fictional or reel.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
And I've had a look at who's today was. I
didn't know they were born in New York, but I
think they've got a very recognizable voice.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, you're probably be able to work into it.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
So eight o'clock your chanced to go, and the draw
of the top six is coming up. Kiwis are applying
for Australian passports in their droves. Do you know our
friend they did this. He just got an Australian passport
like a month ago.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh my god. I message him. I was like, I
cannot believe that. Argentinian.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, but grew up in New Zealand. Yeah, so he's
got in New Zealand. He used us as a leap
and I message him, I was like, I cannot believe this,
you trader.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
I know my brother's been there for like over fifteen years,
sixteen years I think, and he doesn't have one.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
He's true, Yeah, but loyally didn't they kind of you
know when COVID happened, Like yeah, heaps to keep it
so but we pay taxas for like all this time
and they're like, nah, no, probably probably a good idea
to get a passport. Well, I've got the top six
traitorous moves you can make against this beautiful country of

(02:15):
our New Zealand, land of the long White Cloud.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Coming up in the top Sex next.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
So we love fast internet. We just got a new
Wi Fi box in our studio.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'm on the company's visitors Wi Fi.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I had to use Fletch as the person that I
was visiting in the company to get some of that
free Wi Fi. I'm waiting for the time right now. Yeah. Wait,
So if you look at anything dodgy, is it on
me because I was your guest here?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh my god. Well we all know what entertainment you
behave yourself.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Please, Well fast internet it's not all it's cut out
to be. There's a dangerous side to it.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Pla z ms Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Now, I would like us to take this this with
a grain of salt for a number of reasons.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, One because.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Fletch is a habit of going on science website finding
a great headline such as fast internet.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
It makes you fat and lazy.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yep, not reading it great headline, right, I mean that's
something we should talk about because fantastic discussion. New Zealand
has great internet. Most people have ultra fast now right now.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
What would be great is if you were to go
through this scientific study. It has been published in a
journal and a science journal.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Whist there, scientists will read it.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, just silly old comedians and radio presenters and their likes,
and you could sort of.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Bullet point the key findings. That's not my job.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Has he He's done a twenty page just science journalizic
call in there.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I have coping and pasted into chet GPT and it's done.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
It has it, it summarized that and then it was
like quite long.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I said, can you just bullet point this? And it's
given me bullet points? Oh my god, my god.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Because this is on a website called science direct dot com.
It is a huge study the fattening speed understanding the
impact of Internet speed on obesity in the mediating roll
of cedentry behavior.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's what it's called. Okay, wow, lot of heavy.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Words in here. I tried to find a lighter article
on it. By the way, the second reason that I
want to say to take this with a grain of
salt is obesity is a very fickle word. And I
just put in my my measurements and stuff into a
bm MY calculator, which is how they work out obesity.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm obese, yeah, b and my calculator is crazy, like
the was Is there a new one? Yeah, there's a
better one, like a circumference.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
You do a circumference because then it works at you.
You do a waste, I'm doing it. Come up with
a better one that makes me not okayva and summarize.
This study examined the impact of high speed internet access
on obesity in Australia. That's what the study focuses on.
Okay data sources. It utilizes a Hilda survey and a
National broadband network rollout information Okay key findings.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
How good is that? This is great? A one percent increase.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
A national broadband network access, Yeah, as a source set
of with a one point five percent increase in body
mass index and a six point six percent point rise
and obesity prevalence.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
So for every one percent an increased.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Access to the national broadband, so the faster your internet
leads to a six point six percent point six point
six percent point rise and obesity prevalence.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
So the obesity increases six percent.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
You're getting like you're not getting a buffering Netflix, you're
getting non snachanism, or it's.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Just keeping you there right.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
City entry, behavior and inactivity mediate the relationship between internet
access and obesity.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
If you didn't have.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Good internet access, you're out about going for a walk,
you'reside outside moving. If you've got good internet access, you're
sitting there on your phone, you're watching a movie, you're
doing this and that context.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Obesity is a significant public health fish you in Australia,
linked to serious health risks and economic costs. Contribution to
literature adds to research on obesity determines by highlighting the
role of high speed internet. So they've got other factors.
I would GTP to dumb the down a bit more jokes.
I've literally written that, like shorter, Please bullet point it,

(06:06):
Please make it simpler, make it funniers How increased screen
time and reduce physical activity due to internet access may
contribute to rising obesity rates.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Wow, I mean what with Actually I can think more
amazing than the findings of the study. This is the
use of chet ChiPT in the sigma. Yeah, we won't
be doing that all the time because we like to
come up with our own ideas and.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Thoughts when Fletched sensor in these ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Scientist but he didn't even He literally saw a headline
and went copy link paste into the pre without even
checking if it's insane, and he plays a.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Song and then he says, Hayley, do you want to
do this? And I'll say yep, and I'll open the
email and then say you've got a minute a minute,
a minute for me, who has a degree in acting
understand a science report chat GIPT.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
This is also making us lazier and fatter, too, right,
because we just didn't do any work just because we
just yeah, yeah, but we were We weren't going to
burn many calories, many more calories, but I was going
to be.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Burning mental mental cloud calories trying to calories, trying to
clarify what this was about. But actually, now I've just
sat back, GBT can't access the sternal links because then
I was just going to say, can you read the
article at this lok give me bullet points and paste
the one kin and it's like I can't read external links,
so it's not there yet.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I can't believe this website, said, I'm over the wait.
Get a grip. I've never looked better.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Get out of here looking great at the moment, absolutely
in all the right places.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
How it's paying off, isn't it? Feel great? Look great?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
And then it almost didn't see you at the gym,
you said, an until you turned side on, until.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
You to you who? We did see that person that
walked in just as we were leaving, but I had
a bloody I said, we we.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I was leaving as Flett was arriving, and we had
a little hohoey in the middle, and then I said,
there's a bit of talent around, because that's why I'm
downstairs now, as you know. And then I looked around
and I couldn't say it. I was like, oh, well,
I'll leave it as I left the gym because time
and ages. How are you feeling?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
I hate it? Get it that better? Okay, lets sore.
It sucks the gym. Who enjoys that? There were bits
I didn't enjoy yesterday.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, it sucks. They were like, oh, where have you been?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I said, well, I wasn't feeling well and then had
a huge case of the cbfs. But I actually said
cbfol and they looked at me shocked. Well, enjoy it
I was like, very small chances. That's not enjoying, very
small chance enjoying it afterwards. Tell you what I'd be
enjoying right now, A nap and some treats.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It Fledgeborn and Haley call Japan. What do we know
about Japan? You are It's a great place, great food.
I want to I want to visit so badly. I've
only been there once for like.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
America, puppy and book yourself a Japanese put.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
On a kimono and go watch them soon. I don't
know any Japanese puppy a whole new what's that dueling? Yeah, jeweling,
go Japan now I know.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
But if you go to Tokyo literally everyone speaks English, well
all says cannect you were an ute gusho and then
you're fine.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
One problem they have in Japan at the moment is
a chronic labors shortage and like a declining population trying
to set people up on dates and make people have babies.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Japan where they were.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Doing that dating thing that if you dated someone from
a from the regions and stuff, because they were like
get out there, get on the farms.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Some of the rural places have been setting up that.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, so there's this is an interesting article I found
because of the fact that they're struggling to fill jobs,
they're also pressuring people into staying in jobs when they've
had enough and they want to quit. Like it's really
hard for people to know. I know, I really, you know,
I hate it here. The bosses an a hole and

(09:51):
they're being kind of I guess some bullied into staying
and now popping up all over Japan are these companies
that offer to resign for you, so.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
They take care of all that.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
So they take care of it because people are like
either they don't have the social skills to resign, they
find it.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Getting manipulated into staying, or.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
They're just really shy and they don't know how to
kind of do it, like how do I resign?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Just leave, just don't turn up, i'n't work here and
just don't turn up.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
But then you need your holiday to day, you need
your holiday payer?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Or do they have to holiday pay?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Surely surely, although don't they work like bajillion hours? They
love working after work, so they written There are like
a hundred companies now over Japan offering these sort of
an offensive saying what working like a Japanese beaver. Is
it offensive because beavers work hard, work hard until the
dam's done. Work.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
The Japanese work work, and the Japanese work hard. Don't
you working like a Japanese beaver?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
It feels racist, they feels, but it's complementary.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
When you say it out loud, it doesn't feel great.
Off the tongue, it doesn't feel great.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
I don't know if kind of like debating off something's
derogatory on air is a great idea because we're learning
and it might stop someone saying something offensive.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Service all men, and which to workshop whether something's racist.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Or Horn's new segment, there's this racist I mean, if
you have to ask, shall we do the chances?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Try another one? What's another complimentary? I don't have the
stereotype studio this morning. It's hot, it's hot, it's hot,
what's the what's the temperature? Anyway? Back to back to
you resign from Google complimentary stereotypes. It out.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
I've put you good luck over the flich and I
will just separate ourselves.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
From and I will just continue to pay our mortgages. Yeah,
thank you. Shut up?

Speaker 5 (11:48):
What was I going to say? I can't remember. No,
I've already.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Pitted out of jobs.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
What do you mean just sort of like I had
a job in a in a cafe, and then I
sort of went over season never really came back there.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
So you didn't resign. You just had a job in
a clothing store.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
And then I got into university and so then I
sort of started just working weekends, and then I got busy,
and you just still going here, and then I became
a contract.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah right, we'll only have a short term. We don't
leave here.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
I'm gonna go out with the whole I'm gonna come
and intoxicate it. I'm going to give everyone piece.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Of my mind.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah, I'll probably say some offensive stuff on here, like god,
I'm bloody tired of working as hard as a Japanese
something like that.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, and then yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
N PR have got a podcast, Strong Black Woman, Smart
Asian Man, The downside.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
To positive stereotypes. Okay, I'll read.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I'll educate myself and then we'll all be in a
bit of position and we won't be saying Japanese beaver anymore.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, we were just we were. You came, we weren't.
You haven't made that.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
I've never heard anyone say that haven't you google working
hard like a Japanese beaver and find out whether anyone's
actually ever used Japanese bea because I think you've just
come up with it.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
I think you're mixing something else that I won't busy beaver,
busy beaver.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
There is a Japanese beaver.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Of course, there's beavers, small subspecies of the Eurasian beach.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
But is it known for working hard?

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Well?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Beavers aren't.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yes, and the Japanese have a fantastic work of it,
I'd say too hard.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Often they'll die at their disk, won't they. Yeah, well,
this is what's struggling. There has been stories.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
We could just if someone we're just leave actually googled
it's a Simpsons joke?

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Is there you've got it from? Yeah? No, I don't know.
Someone's texting another one to give a go. But I'm unsure. No,
we're not doing We're not. I'm tapping out now. I
want to play the Simpsons clip because apparently this is
the is it loading? I'm on the guests WiFi. Could
you my wife.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Play Splitchborne and Hailey Stole?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly silly potpill.

Speaker 8 (14:24):
Today's silly little pole a Brazilian football player see fall
Back and former real player Vanecius Tobias.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Too many isases in that name. For me, I wouldn't
if I had my last name is Tobias, I wouldn't
call the kids. Yeah, it's like calling kid Varnus Smith.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Smith sounds very sort of ancient Rome, doesn't it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Well, he had his ex girlfriend give birth to a
baby girl named Mark Mark Matey, and so he got
the tattoo. And then it turns out it wasn't even
DNA results are in and you I'm not the father,
You're not the.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Terrible that's horrible. That is horrible. It's not only DNA
that makes your father. He could still raise that child.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
That's true. He and six million pounds as a footballer.
That's lovely. That's that's football money. Tomorrow, we three are
winning thirty million dollars. So because that makes us about even.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah, a couple of football's there. So we want to
know Today's sillio pole. Do you have a tattoo for
someone who is no longer in your life? Yeah, like
people get the partner tattooed the wife j for she's
still around them, she's.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Still in your life.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Well, eighty six percent people said nah, but fourteen percent
of people have a tattoo for someone that is no
longer in their Life's insane. That is a big number,
Nakita said, only people who have died. I'm a big
fan of tattoos to remember, okay, because I did. Yeah, see,
I was assuming every single tattoo was an heir, yeah,
or an X friend.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Of course people get it's almost more reason to have it.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, you know, doesn't count to his camera. And then
my expist friend did a tattoo on me. He then
stole money from me and to remind me, I have
this stupid tattoo on me. That's pretty awesome. I would
that is what I would find as awesome. I would
get that covered up.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, I thought you was get that cut off. I
was like, that's doing I'll get it.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Laser cunting it off would hurt least and laser tetor
removal though have you seen it?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Kept tap tap tap here removal?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
But like inane, apparently the pain is unknown, right, worse
than getting a tattoo, Worse than oh yeah, don't really
think about that when you're getting a playboy, Bunny.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
It's gonna hurt years later. I just keep mine. It's
not something nice to look at when you're back there,
you know what I mean? What Bunny?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yeah, yeah, I got one in two thousand and what
year was that?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Three? When you were fourteen?

Speaker 9 (16:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, my first one, and I love it. It's Larry
now but blown out? Uh Sarah kangaroo or yeah, who knows?
Is it ripped in half like that?

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Sarah said, Yeah, I've got to matching tattoos with separate
people who are no longer talked to God. At least
one is a whiskey glass, so it's kind of cool
and moderation of course. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Still the other is hy t G on my butt
so you can't see it white t G. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
The girls or the or the initials? Yeah, the girls
or the young because got matching.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
It could be like.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Warren Terry, Warren Gregory, why oh why you're just your.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Gregory? Yeah? Got to wonder who of Arabia? Yeah, the
famous movie Arabia.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Sam said, our friendship Saturday were talking about the TV
show New Girl got themed tats with our own handwrunning
and everything, and it's.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
A great shot.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
It's not tatoo, it's not tattoo worthy.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
What are you getting Schmidt saying something? I don't know
what it was that for every time he said something.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Dum, he had to put money in the jar or
whatever it is. Yeah, got themed tats with our own handwriting,
and everything drifted apart over the years, and now we
don't talk. It's always a remember of them. It's always
a reminder of them. But oh well, no.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Regrets, no regrets.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Yeah, Shah said, two matching tattoos with my ex so
I broke up with ten years ago. If you're gonna
get a tattoo with someone, like a matching one, like
the whiskey glass, make it something that you can have
that still makes sense without them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I mean, I've got mine.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
I've got a few people that they're partnered with, but
they if I didn't wasn't friends with them? Still, you
don't know, Yeah, rather than just like Fletchfawn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
You know, I got his name in a full sleeve,
this is anonymous. I got his name in a full sleeve.
The kid isn't mine, as it turns.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Out, oh genetically, But as you said before, DNA just
not make the man make the father. No, it certainly doesn't.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
And I got matching ones with my bestie who sided
with my ex and our separation as our partners were friends,
met her in a baby group and my son is
now a teen. Our kids are still friends and I'm civil,
but I will never trust her again to mean anything
to me.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Oh wow, gosh, esus correct that off your chest? Something?
Wasn't that something? An absolute little.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
Play zms Fletchborn and Haley play zms Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Okay, there is a sign at daneed An Airport that
has caused some controversy, shall we say.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Because this is a kind of a couple of weeks
ago someone put this on read at Yeah, everyone.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Say, and I think dan An Airport has come out
saying look we are we are trying to have a
little bit of fun with this as well, like it's
tongue in cheek. But the sign is a sign that
has two like a little two little figures hugging and
it says max hug time three minutes for fonder farewells,
please use a car park. And it's their way of
being like don't loiter like.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, because it's a good way doing it because it
maybe they've toned it down a little bit now because
of that new area for drop offs.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
At Auckland Airport. But you see someone who literally would
be like bang bang bang. Yeah, it was aggressive. You're like, hey, hey,
I love you, you're doing it bye.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
I know.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
It was really falling. So it's at the drop off point.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
So they're basically saying it's just trying to keep wait
times down and improve traffic flow so that people.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Aren't hanging around or like waiting and stuff. Because it's
just a little fun way to do it. If you
want a big lingering hug park and going go into
the airport. Yeah, that's basically what they're saying.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
This is not a place to loiter, but they've just
done it in a fun way, saying max hugs are
three minutes.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
So this kind of was in like New Zealand news
last week, but now.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
It's gone global. I'm reading this on the Guardian, it
on CNN.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, and now you can't hug flog in New Zealand, yeah,
which I'm all for.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
So three minut hugs too much? Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
I've told you before about this before the time that
me and my friend Maria put on a timer for
a five minute cuddle and it was so nice.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
We just stood in your room. Hard for us. It's
a lovely way to connect, you know, if you want
to be a lesbian and you can. I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it. It wasn't in a gay way.
It was in a deep, deep, free love way. Was
the most bogun thing you've ever seid.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
A list, We'll go. I love You're very you're very touchy, intact. Yeah,
you love a hug.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I love it. I do most of my friends, and
I'm like, that's enough.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
I know, but it's quite good because I've got plenty
of friends and enjoy a deep hug. So when it
comes to you, it's fine. It's fine that we get
a that's the sound. That's the sound of Flacher's hugs.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
And you get like three a year after after we've
been on holidays and I haven't seen you for.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
A while holidays, or if you're a little bit boozed,
or if everyone is all meeting.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, and then we see each other and.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
A minute you said boost. You don't get boost because
you only drink a moderation.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
So Hagen.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Moderation, Hin, moderation everything, moderation, everything is a very moderate man.
Moderation itself, and he doesn't moderation. Yeah, moderation and moderation.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's the way to go. That's the only way play.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Ms Flinch, Vorn and Hale from the Bustling z M
think tank.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Good riddance stream leave her alone, get out of here?
Hey you leave her alone? You seen that video? No
of that woman and she's like, stream get out of here,
leave her out.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
She doesn't want that that right, Oh, I haven't seen
itself fallen a bit flat kind of Yeah, It's that's
funny when you just describe a video to me. I
just described what I well, I'm saying that to kiwis
who are taking out Australian passports and what is called
an exodus.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
How dare they are?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
They made it easier, right, yeah, they did to become
an Australian citizen.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
If you're a key with they made it easier.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
And then and if you're going to live there, you
may as well have one because you yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think it's on par with our passport, right And
they're not really, they're not going to open up the
world for you in a different way.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
They need a visa to go to Chile. We don't.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
So it looks like an Aussie scarm suckers.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
New Zealand rules, Australia rules.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
In the year to August stats, New Zealand reports a
record one hundred and thirty four thousand people migrated from
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, it's bad. A lot of young people. They're worried
about the frames.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
What New Zealand city size is that even commarable to
a lot of them, that's bigger than a Timadoo huge.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
All of tiod just got up and left.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
They kind of half but not all from anyway traders.
Here are the top sex other traitorous moves you can
make if here in Zealander. Number six on the list
getting a South African rugby Jersey Oh my god, fine,
if you're.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
South Africa, I would never support the spring Brocks. Spring Brocks,
we left there for our reason. That's right, very good reason.
We didn't it anymore.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Number five on the.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
List of the top sex traitorous moves you can make
as a Kiwi. Not having seen nor want to see
flight of the Concords, the limited HBO TV series just fantastic.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
So I kind of like, it's so funny, it's so
slipping in single beds side by side.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yeah, it's aging well too. I was gonna say, how
is it a episode.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
A couple of real non problematic guys. Yeah, anything terrible.
They were good boys.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
They still number four on the list of the top
sex traitorous moves you can make us a New Zealander
are calling it a Chinese gooseberry, not a kiwi fruit.
That is a key fruit is no longer recognized as
a Chinese gooseberry.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Lots of people, lots of countries overseas and are recognized
it as the key We key with.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
That eating kiwi whereas we said kiwi fruit because ki
belongs to the bird.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, no, you don't eat them. No, No, number.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Three on the list of the top six traitorous moves
you can make as a kiwi saying that Lord of
the Rings was a bit ship.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
But we can say that the Hobbit was.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
We can say that the first Hobbit movie was good,
the second two, the second was okay.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
The third one wasn't even in the book.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
But Lord of the Rings the trilogy a flawless gorgeous series,
number two on the list of the top six traitorous
moves you can make as a Kiwi, saying lin chocolate
is better than witchikers.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's very good. I mean I did love then.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Would you rather have a Linda did ball or an
almond gold slab?

Speaker 6 (25:47):
I'm a gold slab and I might go a triple
peck today for the glove.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
I'm you know, I still think I've got two from
last night, but they're both coconut. I want to I
want to get an arm and gold gold. What a
treat and number one in the last of the top
six traitorous moves you can make as a Kiwi not
liking goddamn onion dip with your chips fletched thoughts.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I hate it. I hate it.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Give me an Australian pass, take your bag and leaf.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Why do you hate onion? Can we onion dip? You
haven't tried mine.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
I put a bit of pickle juice on it, you
know how Sometimes you add to a squeeze lemon pickle
and sometimes I live chop.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Up some pickles because normally it just tastes drying like wallpaper.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
No, next time I come over I'm gonna make your mind.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
If you've just not got any of that, you've just
got a turn of whatever that stuff is rejuice cream
ye and meagic onion soup.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Still a great dip, Still a.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Great dip, even if even if you're just havn't it unrefrigerated.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Yeah, with your fingers fletched thoughts yuck, you've never just
put your fingers straight.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Never, absolutely not, that is just give never, just of that,
I can say never play z ms fleshed one and
Hailey one and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
I just made my coffee with October fifteenth milk, frank milk.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
It was tangy milks.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
God, for like three or four days. Maybe when you
get to a week. There's a reason. As soon as
I had a mouthful, I was like, was it lumpy?
You poured it out of the thing?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Lumpy umpy, just tangy. Okay, Okay, let's do the hear
me out trends. Okay, tell me what it is. Okay.
So what it is, friends, is there's a cake.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
You get a cake, and you know how you put
things into a cake, like candles or like toppers or whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
This is the he me out cake in which.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Everyone brings their own little stick with a character on
it or lack of Why are we okay, don't ask
me why the cake is important? Yeah, because after we
have this nice discussion. Get okay, that's cool. Sorry, passed off.
There's a cake and fault boys can please. This guy
is a carrot cake with cream cheese icing. Look, yes,
I'm happiest.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
If it's us, this carrot cake with cream trees ice.
It was a nice thick layer.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah, it's a crunchy walnut so you can have a
bit of icing with every piece of the cake.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, damn, I love character. It's the superior cake.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
So and then everyone brings along there hear me out,
and the hearme is hear me out. But this guy's
kind of hot, and usually it's a character, for example,
like one of the Chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
They're like, hear me out. He looks like a bit
of an f boy and like maybe I would. The
good thing about the Chipmunks is there was someone for everyone.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
You know. Alvin was the cool guy, Simon was the
book guy, and then Theo Theodore was the like chubby,
little cute, like a little bit clumsy sort of guy
that these videos have.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Been around a while, went around for a while.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
But we've we've never talked about them, and they just
keep popping up on my feet. Hear me out Woody
from Toy Story, do you know with a little best
and his little shirt and stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
There's the obvious ones. There's the obvious ones.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Like Jessica Rabbit and what's her name? Lolla from Jam
and stuff? Was there like hyper sexualized, but like, hear
me out, who did you go to? Who's the guy
from Despicable Me Crew? A Bad Boys?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
A bad boy? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (29:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Who chose original Disney? Peter Pan? Hear me out, trouble
prob be some guy looking for a twin? Hear me
out Fred from Scooby Doo. A lot of heavy lift
in there? What about Okay? So I just googled hear
me out his there's a few someone being like b
from the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
People love the Green him and him as well, you know,
are like, yeah, but you is that he from the
movie Wally hear me Oh yeah, hear me out is dead?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Oh yeah, but that guy's without signet.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
It was we did a phone topic, we did who
is your sexual Awakened?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
When you were like, what is this feeling I'm feeling? Yeah,
and it was all like Aladdin and hear me out.
Who's the red guy from Bluey the Red Dog. That's
their uncle. Hear me out.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Potato here from Thomas Storry.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
It's so funny. I don't know who mine would be.
Some of them are doing characters as well, though, post Kylerene,
Oh your postman pet.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Beg no good with cats? You know what that means? Hello?
What about the like bad Boy tank engine? Like not Thomas?
Who was the diesel the diesels that were bad?

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
You don't like hear me.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Someone said Lightning McQueen. Oh yeah, maybe because of his
redemption arc.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Yeah, Jake from American Dragon. Hear me out, art the
Clown hear me out. These are artics coming in from
Lion King with.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Mew two from Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Fuck give me out.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Hear me out. You wouldn't you in a different world,
In a different world, I mean any from Brokemon pretty much.
There's Joy Hello.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays z MS Fletchborn
and Haley.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Yesterday it was at the game and I was thrust
in my hips downstairs. Okay, I'm still downstairs, absolutely loving art.
Ah and I did I did mention just before that,
I had an incident at the gym and someone wanted
to clarify whether or not the incident was me actually
trying out the pads on the feet in the shower
because you've got your jandals. Yeah, no, I haven't. I
haven't actually done that. But check out the video online.

(31:32):
Go and follow us on socials, f the h CDM,
on TikTok and Instagram, and why you're there?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Why not take us with you when you travel on
the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Good KPI tech is to ice to ears, ears to eyes, Ye, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I'm just doing a bit of ears to eyes, eyes
to ears.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Anyway, I went to the gym today and I was
working down in the heath Thrusty area, and I had
plates on the bar because I've got a I'm trying
to grow a real here.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
And at the end of it, what I do, in
which I wish.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Everyone did, was I take it all off the rack
and put the plates back.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Sometimes sometimes I would just walk away, monster, what are you?
Because the person using it next we huh drop it
on their toes to want those same weights, we should
ask the chances of them using those weights are higher
than them. Not.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
No, everyone should be free to choose their own weights
at their own like the order that they want to
go in. You're even twenties on tens on five's on
what a pain? I want to choose de racking?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Ok.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
And I was sliding off some weights and stuff, and
there's like the rack in front of it as we
store the plates, and then above there is a bar
where they put like bags and.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Swiss balls and stuff other things.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
And I put down a weight down the bottom and
I stood up and I absolutely call smacked my head
on this iron bar like and I don't I couldn't
tell if my head was bleeding or sweating. You know
when you hit something and it suddenly it feels cold,
and I dribble.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
You dribbled? Would my head dribbled? Head led? Okay? But
I did have my headphones in.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I was listening to music quite loud, and I sort
of you know when you hit something, you you screaming
expleteve Yeah, why I must have done that because suddenly
all eyes were on me, because I had effed my
way through the whole room and everyone was staring at.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Me with this like smack tears. Did it make it dong?

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
It must have.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
It made it dong inside my brain because I hit
the headphones and I can only imagine. But then everyone
was looking at me. But I did that thing you
know when you like trip up when you're on your
own and you just like tried. But I was like
seeing stars and not sure if my head was bleeding
down my face or if it was sweat or not.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
And I tried to play it really really cool because
it were a lot of really hot.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
People looking at me, right, and I sort of was
just like trying to like walk around and walk it
off and have a little look to you know, have
a little feel to say, oh there is a little
bump there actually on.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
The serious trauma, Yeah, I know that's you could start
like lashing out at us and anger.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
And well that's probably why I wanted to tell you
the story is if I do start lashing out, I've probably.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Got a deep concussion.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Yeah, because immediately afterwards, I was like, I'm just going
to lie down for thirty seconds and I just went
to sleep on the gym floor.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
You know, mean to do that, you know, but my
body was like close your eyes, have a nap, heaven, nap.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
That's what I demanded. I think that's why people were
steering at me. Less so that I hit my head,
but more because I had a little sleep on the ground.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
I hate hitting your head as weird as that's when
you're doing your head. That's I've never I don't think
i've ever properly can cast myself. I think I've dong
man and been like, but I've not gon cast myself.
That noise when you bang your head, it's yuck.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
That's horrible. It's a horror. It rattles right through you.
My mine was on the soft spot, you know where when.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
You're a baby, because you're now never shut and they
never shut, so it's really open.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
I really like a baby. When I went up in
the morning, it's all flat. Yeah, for it to sort
of like pop out and stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, you hang upside down sometimes, don't you get the brain?

Speaker 9 (35:13):
Brain?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yeah. I Haley always walks around with a cycle helmet on,
even in just a normal life.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I'm wearing it now. You can't hear it.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Got a helmet on it just in case you dong
your head. Well, if I fell off here and I
doned the soft but it would be terrible news.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, you'd be gone.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Yeah, so anyway, I'm safe. But if you did see
me yesterday, I do apology screaming out the F word.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Wow out language, owl language. But I hurt myself. Do
you play?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Zim's Fletchborn and Haley Man in Ohio.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
He was a member of a gym that had one
of those you know, like no contracts cancel any time. Yeah,
So he was finding it tough with money. So he's like,
you know what, I'm going to cancel my gym membership.
Goes into the gym and they're like, oh, look, sorry,
we can't do it here. You're gonna have to do
it online. So oh so when online? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
I know and I'm here.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
This started has months long process of trying to cancel
his gym membership. He went online. There was he found
no way to do it online. He just went through
amaze of their website. They couldn't help him on the
phone or at the reception desk, so he just canceled
his credit card.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh my god, that's genius? Is that even? Can you
even do that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
He just rung up and be like, oh, I can't
cancel I've lost my credit card. Can you cancel everything?

Speaker 1 (36:29):
But then do they give you a hole? They'd give
you a whole new number, new card and all your
other subscriptions.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
And so apparently banks are this is in America. I
don't know if it's the same here, but banks are
seeing this happen quite a bit. People are just canceling
their card and having to set up or any payments,
automatic payments again you because.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
It's easier, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
And I know a lot of some countries are a
little some states in America looking at making it like
a legal to make it hard to in subscriptions because
everything subscription based now.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Definitely done it on emails, like when you when you
want to unsubscribe from emails, you just click unsubscribed and
you basically are out. But canceling some things is so hard.
But not only like the obstacles they put in front
of you, but sometimes it's just like you feel a
bit bad.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I know that's leading something.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Well, this this is what I wanted to ask this morning,
is when did you find it hard to break up
with someone? Yeah, it wasn't a person like a company
a company, or.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Like a job, or even like leaving a flat.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
I mean when I finally left my flat because I
moved in with Aaron, I was like, I found it
really hard because I lived with all these great friends,
and I was I was the thing that caused that
whole flat to like disband because I'm like.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Well, now we do someone else? How did you eventually talented?
You just leave a note and or text them. I
just said, like, bro, I said, hose before bros. Ye fact,
I said sorry before sisters. Yeah, it's missus before sisters.
I gotta give this a go. I paid.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
That was a similar when I kind of moved in
and shut out. I just kept paying rent at my
old flat because you were just like, but they loved
it because it was one place person and the rent
was still. Yeah, but you could have easily have just
been like, guys are moving out, but you just found
it too hard. Yeah. Yeah, and that was pretty like final,
you know, yeah, that was oh yeah, that was no
going back. Yeah, no going back when you move out.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
You know, I have a friend who is dilly dellate
about leaving her nail girl for ages, and she was like,
and this is not my nail girl.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, and good morning Sophie.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
You know, she loves it.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
She loves the phoners. We've seen this last week, so
she loves it when we do the phoners and.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
She's about she's about to phone herself in the middle
of one. Oh well, yeah, so for your in luck.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
No, I'm not talking about her, but one of my
friends has been seeing the same now girl for ages.
She's really really expensive and doesn't do a great job,
and every time that she sees like other people's naw,
she's like, oh.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
My god, but she just just don't go.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
No.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
I heard the same thing with my doctor who were
my other doctor was on the other side of town,
and I'd moved and I would go all the way
over just to see him.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
And then I was like, I've got to get one closer,
but I couldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
You just like working out the coast to be like hey,
and I'm kind of like semi retired, so I was like, oh,
thank god, it's like he's away for months, I'll just
leave now. Yeah. It would just be away for months,
for months, I think I don't know if he was
on holiday, retired, just kind of easing out. Is that
technically what doctor Shawney's like by a week sounds semi retired.

(39:25):
You have to ask him, So, yeah, this is what
we want to ask this morning. Oh wait, hundred doals
it in? You can text a nine six nine seves a.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Lot of messages already. What did you find it hard
to break up with that wasn't like a love relationship?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I mean?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
And we even spoke earlier about the new services in
Japan to help you resign from your job because people
are like too shy or they feel bullied into staying.
Oh wait, hundred doals at in nine six nine sex?
What did you find it hard to break up with?
Like a service, a subscription, a person, a place. Oh
you're not like, well you even like a person, a

(40:01):
person like a nail technician or a doctor. But yeah,
maybe a person as well. You were just like, when's
the right time to break up with Steve? Yeah, and
two years you're still waiting for that right time.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Give us a call. We want to know who you
found it hard to break up with.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Not a person, but just like maybe a service, like
your doctor, or like this guy who tried for months
to break up with his gym in America. It's so difficult,
and so he just canceled his credit card problem solved.
I don't think that would work if you're on like
a twenty four month term, because then they could legally
come after you.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, but that's the contract free. Yeah, this was contract free.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
But then they just made it extremely difficult to find
that unsubscribed button.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
But whether it was like a complication with how to
do it or you just in yourself felt bad, which
is hard.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
I want to see the more common thing coming through.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Somebody said, like fletch, I can't break up with my doctor.
I work in Potato Do, live in Matamatta, but my
doctor's in Cambridge. Now as a white cutter, lad, I
can appreciate that it's all over the driving from to
Potato Do not too bad.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, well I was chuck Cambridge in the Mexico got
the whole.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Also, I was lucky to get in with a new doctor,
like at the start of the year, because lots of
places aren't taking you. It's like it's a bit of
a struggle at the moment. Bridget, who did you have
trouble breaking up with?

Speaker 9 (41:24):
So, like many people, I get a bit of botox.
You know, I've got to stop the frown lines from
you know, taking over my face.

Speaker 10 (41:35):
There's lots of frowning.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
In my day, you would be frowning all the frowning,
you know.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
I just give them that side look and they know.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
But how do they know if you're angry at them?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Now, it's all about the eyes.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's because she's emotionless.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
It's preparing the children to be taught by aid.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Actually it's more involved, don't you.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:02):
But I was seeing this lady and she's she owns
her own business.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
She was great.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
She was the first person that I went to where
I was like, great, I trust you all that. And
then I have a friend who brought into a beauty
franchise and I was cheating to her one night and
I was like, damn, you are way cheaper. I've got
to do it. I'm cheating on her. I'm leaving it
still their stories and I'm.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Like, oh, I've left you.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I'm the worst.

Speaker 9 (42:27):
But man, you've got to save money.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
You can. So you've been to the friend and had
it done. Yeah, Because I was gonna say cheap. It
isn't always better, especially when someone's injecting poison in.

Speaker 11 (42:39):
I know, the same stuff, the.

Speaker 9 (42:42):
Same units, all that type of thing.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Money though, So you haven't technically broken up. You're just
cheating at the stage.

Speaker 9 (42:50):
Yes, I'm cheating you. So I'm a horrible cheatersh.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I love that, Bridget, Thank you, Alie. Who did you
have trouble breaking up with?

Speaker 9 (43:00):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (43:00):
My gosh, so Mordena Giy Gremiy. Okay, you know how
like we normally, you know, you don't normally get to
talk to a person, so or you go in. I
was on Gremily for a few years when I was studying,
and it was great, but then I didn't need the
full year subscription, so I was able to go down
to a three monthly grammily. Pro realized I didn't need it,

(43:22):
so I went in and wanted to cancel it. So
you go into your click on your name and then
it comes up with would you like to cancel membership
and everything? Yeah, did that and no. The next month
my husband said, oh, did you know you still did
you not cancel Gremilly, And I'm like, yes, this happened
three times. Oh, so we were like, why is it

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not canceling? And so I went on there and it
kept telling me that you know it keept saying that
it was not working anymore, and I'm like, it's still
giving us like bills. So I just went in and
canceled our card.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Pencil as well. That's so much worse.

Speaker 10 (44:02):
Oh no, it was fine. But what really maybe giggle
was that now when it pops up on my computer,
the grimly Pro was no longer there. So originally it
was still coming true that it's like, now they're no
longer receiving anything that I've decided, Oh, we'll actually cancel you.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Oh they're fine, do it when you're yeah, yeah, they're
checking out. They got out, you got out of there.

Speaker 10 (44:28):
But I know, but canceling the card, like, we don't
use our credit card that often anyway, so we're not
like some people who have everything attached to their card.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Oh yeah, that's good because I am and yet pain
that is Alie. Thank you so much, Kathy. What did
you who did you have trouble breaking up with?

Speaker 9 (44:45):
Well? I joined like forty five and I was there
for like four years and.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
I loved the people and everything like that, and then
a BFT opened up up the road.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Is it just is that like a big friendly tiger, Yes,
a BFG the Roaldbox Fantastic.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Or al Team.

Speaker 11 (45:10):
No, that's the BFGE.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Tomato can Tomato Yeah.

Speaker 12 (45:22):
Yeah, oh no, So I joined it just because I
was like, wow, I'll go and have a look because
it's the pre opening Spisure and you get the you know,
the good rate and everything have you, you know, jowing
up early. And and then it opened and I was
still let your forty five and it was a mass
ex and there was like three.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Of us left in the class and they were like
giving giving us.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Present some same thanks for being so loyal to us and.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Everything like that.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Oh no, so oh she did she did it to us.
We got she's probably gone to another radio session, just
like she turned me back on a forty five. We're
going to give her a prince traitors.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Oh my gosh, you know, I was just lining up
the perfect time joke of I guess the forty five
classes now in f forty two class would and I
had the I was just waiting for a break that
she would have loved that get that is Yeah, I
heard a bong. I think there must have been a
phone issue. There will go to some text messages. Twitter,

(46:26):
Wow she's back, she's back.

Speaker 12 (46:29):
Why did you leave us, Kathy, I had no idea
what happened.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
We know your type. You're buttering off to the other
radio station that you did on forty five.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
They were on the other line.

Speaker 12 (46:39):
Were on the other line.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Do you joke now because three of you left if
forty five didn't, that didn't you? So no Instagram?

Speaker 6 (46:51):
They do the Instagram things at the gym, and then
of course if forty five saw me on these.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
The traitors, bet you are you were caught? Oh my gosh,
sweet say carefully. Wait so do they say something to you?
Were they like excuse me?

Speaker 12 (47:10):
I didn't really like it?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
And then you're like on the gram since you got
back to forty five, No, I had to break up with.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Yeah, yeah, and you and those two other people. I
guess now it's just forty two.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Don't laugh at that. The delivery was terrible. Sorry, it
was just a terrible joke. It wouldn't have happened if
the bing bong hadn't happened. Nice, No, thanks for laughing.
The timing was the messages and people from UNI.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
I spent like four years with them, but I can't
stay friends with all one hundred and twenty of these people.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I literally just was on Facebook. I saw someone. I
was like, who's there? And I was like, oh, I
just get rid of you now, then you need we
don't need.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
You cut them this.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
I have trouble breaking up with my job. The week
I was literally going in. I said I would need
to have a chat. I went in and before I
could get to the fact I wanted to leave, they
gave me a pay rise.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I was like, oh god, I just want to go.
I just want to go.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Could you accept that pay rise and then like leave
a little bit later and your holiday pay would be
worth more paid out?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah, how much? Yeah? Not much? How much? Yeah forty
extra dollars. It's sort of hardly worth it. Somebody said
it's LinkedIn for me.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I did one paid ad for staff for work, and
then it kept taking payments off my work vison and
I could not, for the life and me, find anywhay
to stop.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
It.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Couldn't even remove the credit card details from the file.
So I just shut down the entire LinkedIn account chickens account.
I wanted someone's LinkedIn the other day, and then a
message saying, peruising my LinkedIn?

Speaker 6 (48:36):
Are you?

Speaker 10 (48:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Can they see they've got premium.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
They can see when you've got premium LinkedIn, you can
see who's looking at your LinkedIn account.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Perusing my LinkedIn. How embarrassing can stop being as some
recons being.

Speaker 7 (48:50):
A sponge plays Fleshborne and Hailey play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
So you know that we got heavily and the naming
of the hawks Bay New fire Engine yep, Dame Judy
Drench and we went down to visit. We also like
to pick a Bird of the Year every year. This
happens at the National Aquarium of New Zealand, which is
in Napier. And I've actually met some of these penglands

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before when I was when I had a job on TV.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Penguins are pretty cure and these are the tutors don
These all little Blues.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
The little Blues, and they all rescue penglands and they
always have a Penguin of the Year competition and it's
based on voting and you get to learn a little
bit about them. There's Betty, there's Bernie, this Captain, there's Dave.
There's Maggie, this Draco, there's Eric, this Flip, there's Kaiwa,
there's Martin Mow, mister Mac pepper Pippi in to me.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Do they have the big ones that look like they're
wearing suits the emperors? Yeah, any of those.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
They're in antarctica, you dumbas, I don't know what's an aquarium.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
These are the little Blues. Get a couple and put
them in the away.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
A little Bernie is called Bernie because they had burns
on the soles of their feet because someone on the
fire on the beach and didn't extinguish it, probably and
Bernie ran across it and burnt their feet.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Where I grew up in Eastbourne and de Haart shout
out to de heart and good morning to our heart listeners.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
You were in east don't try to make yourself one
of the people like you've got lower heart being like
she's one of us, and whereabouts in the heart you're
like Eastbourne just passed. But that was always the little Blues.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
And they always had penguins crossing signs because the Little
Blues are always around by the coast, and you'd always
see them running across the road and stuff.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
You'd be like around Mount Long Annoy run things is
a penguin and I ran towards it.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
It was dead.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Upset and my Dad put us Jannel under it and
flicked it into the ocean, so I was dead flicked
and then he sung Circle of Life and I cried,
and then he whacked me with the janne and said,
I'll give you something to cry about.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Right, sid hush, childhood really harsh but fair. This sectually
makes a lot of sense. And it still shocks me
that you clocked therapy and one go and one Go.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Voting closes Monday, twenty eighth of October, So that's just
under a well.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
We're going to get behind one. I think we should
we should pick up a Pacific plingland.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Because Draco I was cloking through them and I was
like Draco because I'm Draco Malfoy. Immediately the name caught
my attention. Harry Potter, Oh yeah, seventeen years old. Reason
for arrival hit injury because Draco got by a car
crossing the road. Drac is one of our oldest penguins
and won the first one Penguin of the Year in
twenty nineteen. She came to the National Aquarium got have

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by car. Very friendly and it's often visiting other penguins
and their burrows. Sometimes she forgets where she is and
she may be left staring at a wall during feeding
time when her partner, mister Mac comes to find her
and remind her what she should be doing.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Oh my god, okay, crying, you were crying, mind.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
But then I want to also, then I want to
vote for mister Mac because mister Mac has a partner who.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Is forgetful but goes against mister Mac. Abandoned check.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Mister Mac is fifteen years old and all the abandoned
as a check himself as a wonderful father paper. Okay, well,
it's a real sweaty sometimes thinks he's better than everyone else. Hey,
don't we all refuse to take fish off visitors if
they're not worthy?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Oh my god, he won. He won last, he won
in twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Three, so he needs you know, we need to share
it around him around good work by mister Mac. So
we on board with Draco as Draco ol Draco has
one before. I'm wondering if there's one that hasn't won
with a good story.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Serving in gay penguins, Meggie was an abandoned check. Meggie
is a year old.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Push your gay penguin agender, Oh my god, all penguins
are a little bit your rainbow Mark now mate.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
English speaking penguin. Maggie's very social.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
She was an abandoned check was hand raised by the
team at the National Aquarium. Settled in well love swimming
in the pool, always chatting to the other penguin.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Tim I got hit by a boat. Tim god by
a boat.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Spinal injury from a boat strike, almost piropractic work.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Sorry, but I just imagine you those videos and it's
got to be Timmy.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Then when twenty eighteen, Oh my, no one. Well, anyway,
who's got the burnet? Who's the Bernie? We're going Bernie
burnt feet.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Let me check if Bernie's one before we could totally
get behind Bernie.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
You can vote, I don't see, but you can go
on National Aquarium dot COT or inz or go and
visit them because I've visited them before.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I got to go in. They're very cute.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
And then you can choose you're gonna get behind Will
Will brainstorm who we're going to get behind.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Penguin of the Year.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Bernie's got a got a boyfriend, longtime boyfriend, Marten, but
she'll ditch him to spend more time with the girl.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
She's okay, I like her. We got.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Play.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Just every morning Flitcher gives us our little slice of apple.
We really enjoyed. This is a shit apple to anybody.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Eat it before you eat it during the song, not
before we start talking.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
You just rammed it. Ate it during talking and much
on brat so wet we not.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
So this morning we were planning the show and there's
been a study out of America which we were discussing
that the more toys you give toddlers, the worse it
is for them. Surprise, surprise, spoiled children Like they need
to study told you that, so they have a bitter
quality of play. Like they studied. They looked at a

(54:42):
whole bunch of toddlers. They gave them either four toys
or sixteen toys, and they watched them play over various sessions,
and they found that toddlers with four toys had greater
quality of play. Yeah, whereas and they interacted with their
toys more, whereas the kids were sixteen toys were just

(55:04):
yeah all over the show.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Do they want to move on to the next one?

Speaker 9 (55:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Yeah. And then we were talking about this and then
Haley was like, well, I didn't go to Pony my
dad who gave me a pone. Now we said we
should talk about the toys. Were was one of them
we didn't get in Hayley's like, I can't relate.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I can't relate. I can't want anything I ever wanted.
That's how I want the Barby Fun and Funhouse. What
am I dweling? You should have it? Daddy's got away
for a business trip for a week, and he's coming
back with four barbies.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
I wanted Golden Goose for Eastern But the one thing
I always said to my dad was that I wanted
a pony.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Now, I was not a horse rider. I was not
involved in a horse riding. You didn't, I didn't. I
didn't live anywhere with land. I have no idea about
the upkeep of a horse. You can't ride a horse
in lower heart.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
And I genuinely said to him, I want a horse,
and he said, one day, my darling, I will buy
your horse. Has it happened. I am thirty five, he's
a three. Yeah, we are still wanning for this horse.
And it has not happened. And now that I'm an adult,
I'm aware I wouldn't have been able to. You've got
no interest now in writing. No, But if my dad

(56:05):
brought me a horse, it'll be nice. You have to
keep it. It had to be one of those people
that keeps at the pony club.

Speaker 9 (56:14):
Yah.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yeah, if you had a minute, if you bought you
a minut your horse, if you brought me a minute
to your pony, I decided I'm going to call him
my Favorily.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
You said, you buy your horse, what a minutes your Yeah,
this is there's always like there were so many things
that were like not even just toys, like things you
really really wanted when you were a kid that you
didn't get and you still think about them. Starter jacket,
Oh yeah, I talked about my one starter jacket and
one of our American listeners sent me a vintage show

(56:43):
start jacket.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Every time I said in my wardrobe it makes me happy. Yeah,
oh that's not every time I see it, even like
just this week and on I shifting some stuff around
and I saw it.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
It's hanging of knowing what this was like. But you
kind often see things but you cann't afford them. See aout. Okay,
we weren't that, and you'd say to your mom like
please and she'd be like no.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
And then had two working parents that sent me to
a fancy school of private Do you know what mine
was was like other reasons, like I always wanted a
crop top in the nineties when I was like nineteens,
I always wanted a crop top and I wanted to
wear it out and about, and my mom.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Was like, absolutely not, you look like a hooch.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
And I was like, Mama, but the Spice girls were
all wearing crop tops and my mom was like, actually not,
you're our child.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Well that's all we wanted to ask this morning growing up?
What is it that you always wanted? But you could
never have Castle Graysco when I was a kid, castle
any kind of We never had G I Joe's.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I think we had G Jo's one birthday.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
I got the jet, the Gojo Jet, and my brother
got the snow Cat and then we're like, well, this
is obviously the start of great things. Now we're building
our G I Joe base, and then that was the
end of We never got any more G I Joe's.
But I mean I look back now and I'm like,
we had a lot. Yeah, we very really went with
My parents wouldn't buy me a three hundred dollars jacket
because it was ridiculous and I.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Would have ruined it. Who teenage was? I love the
Oakland Raiders. I didn't even know who they were. Had one.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Everybody had one, Okay, so I eight hundred dance him.
We want to take your calls now, tix through nine sex,
nine sex. We're getting some already. I just love the
wording of this.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
No barbies.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Muriel, who was mum Muriel thought it was regressive body aspiration.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
I beg for years.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
No Army never had a Barby regress, so they get
like a knockoff barbie.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
No, no, because it was any body standards. And it
was also getting a nice, fat, little chubby baby doll.
That's realistic, fat little baby waight hundred dars at him.
Give us a call. We tix through nine six nine sacks.
Growing up, what was the thing you always wanted but
you were never allowed to have?

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Mistalgia And maybe when you became an adult you got it.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
She got a fat baby doll because it was realist.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
We're talking about the toys or the things that you
always wanted as a kid but you can never have,
and maybe as an adult you bought them because I
know we talked to sharing about this because when he
became rich and famous, he got all the toys had.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Yeah, yeah, why not all that money.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
What we're finding is people won't just settle for one.
This text literally hot off the press. Hear Jordan's shoes
in the nineties. I think I got PTSD from it
because now I have twelve peers.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, what's your own adult money, isn't it? I know
I wanted snap pants? Oh my god, same head snappans
mom said that's not strippers war, so absolutely not. It's
just easy to get them, doesn't it. Yeah, well that's
why it works so well for strippers.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Stella strip as long as possible, pulling the pants off
to track papers, take them down.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
You know what I mean, get tristed. It's not sixy
is that? Stella? What did you always want as a
kid but you couldn't have?

Speaker 9 (01:00:05):
I always wanted a tamagotchi.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Oh yeah, I had one of those that was so cool.

Speaker 10 (01:00:11):
Yeah, I wasn't like that. My parents did it distract
me from school?

Speaker 9 (01:00:15):
So I got one when I was like fifteen, sixteen
years old.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Though, your own money or did they buy it for you?

Speaker 10 (01:00:21):
No, it was my own money still, right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
And was it worth it?

Speaker 9 (01:00:24):
In the end.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Nope, ad definitely, it was fun and it was made.
Haven't they made a comeback in the last few years. Yeah,
we got one. I have one for a bit. Yeah, Stella,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Matt.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
What did you always want as a kid but could
never have?

Speaker 11 (01:00:41):
Always always wanted a quad bike? You know, I just
obsessed when I was I was intermediate, So my parents
promised me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Boooo, Matt didn't get a multi thousand dollars mobike.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
My hang on, your parents promised you.

Speaker 11 (01:00:55):
Out there, So they promised me if I got Tina
changed my homework for the whole year, that would buy
me a cloud bike, which was completely stupid because we
lived in the middle of Sububia and I had there
to ride it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Wait, either you're going to say you lived on a farm? Yeah, okay,
so did you work really hard at school?

Speaker 11 (01:01:12):
So all through the year except the last couple of
weeks we changed teacher in my classroom and it gave
me an eight out of ten when I left school.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Like Egg's cars car, would you ever get a quad bike?

Speaker 11 (01:01:30):
I currently have a quad bike and live on a
live on a five block.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
But yeah, dreams come true, dreaming dress stop a little
bit longer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Yeah, and it was just a.

Speaker 11 (01:01:40):
Bad commitment by my appearance. I think they really over
committed on that one.

Speaker 9 (01:01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:01:43):
We live on a four hundred square meter section.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
For our sign ride, Matt, thank you some messages.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
And I was never allowed girls. I'm twenty three now
and I still can't get girls to stay the night.
Oh that's okay, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
You cut them a nice meal.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Always wanted to, you know, Converse shows have come up
a couple of times on the text. I always wanted
Converse shows to day. I finally convinced my parents to
get me some of the box came with two left
feet and returned them because they and they had no
right feet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
So I never ended up getting my Converse.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
And I want to converse, and my mum said I
wasn't allowed it because it's what American thugs wore.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Thought because they were so orthopedically bad.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Yeah, not great for kids running around. Yeah, always with
no barbies hair either. But I do have horses, several untrained,
so I've.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Got no horses still Craig's listening.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
I always wanted Sylvanian families, Oh my god, I loved them,
but they were so expensive I buy them now for
my daughter. She's not interested. This is about a parents.
The best toys are the ones you buy for your kids.
And that I'm interested because now they're your toys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
That's actually just for you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Yeah, I want a little sister. My parents tried, but
I got three little brothers. After having three boys of
my own, I finally got my girl. Oh, she was
on a campaign there, you bring the curse to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Get the girl. Always wanted a careber.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Dad went to Japan and bought me that, this pink
thing and said, that's what the Japanese called a KB.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
I was like, no, it's like my dad when I
he bought My dad went to I think it was
China and he went to the markets and he bought
me a spice girl, you know the spy skill barbies,
and it was Jeerry, but it was a Chinese sort
of like off market one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
And she looked like a drag queen. She had her
foundation was too dark. It was all weird.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
I loved that thing. What's a bubble skirt, Hayley, do
you know what the bubble skirters?

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
I was wearing one the other day, you know, the
one that looked and I said it looked like a
little pantaloons.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Oh yes, yes, yes, Nickerbockers. I always wanted a bubble
skirt as a kid. I was never allowed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
This season bubbleskirts an abag I was wearing one of
the other day. So many women have commented, Oh, I
had one of those as a kid. I love those. Yeah,
they were so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
The original pulp shoes that were basically giant spice skill
style platform shoes and said you were absolutely going to
break an ankle on those having them. All the Vultron
cats to make the full Vultron. Here's the thing about
the Vultron.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
What's a Vultron.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Vultron was this cartoon and it was one hundred per
sell toys, and there were five cats, and it was
like Captain Planet when she got too much.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
They combined into one giant robot.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Except the idea cats there were robot driven by pilots,
but the idea was transformers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
You've got a green you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Got a green vulture on and a red vulture on.
But they were all different parts of the body. But
when you only got one, said my track, my Vultron
cat would transfer them from a cat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Into the left arm. You need all of them wasn't
It wasn't even the sword arm. That's how they get
to stin.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
I wanted edit, ask three striped pants. Mom said no,
and she made me get two striped pets.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
I think we had four stripe or stirrups. Yeah, one
pair of those. Got teas about it. Never wore them
again because they were for the ladies. Always were they. Yeah,
the stirrups of the ladies. They were like leggings. That
makes sense. Pens. You had a pair of leggings.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
My friend and I got the legs for it. I
always wanted Healey's. This is another one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
A lot of people said, Helly's, which are a shoe
with the wheel in the back.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Never got them until I was twenty five because I
realized if you put them from overseas, you can buy
them in adult sides. If you went for a walk
with me, I left you in the dusty act, I
think to old for I think it's here you get.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Reported if you're heally pass the school when you're twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Please yes at old one Heeli's please come immediately play it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
MS Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
Play it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
MS flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Just before, just before we do back to the day,
we were talking about what you always wanted but you
can never have as a kid out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
We'd wrapped it up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Then this one came out, and I was like, reopened
the chest because this might be the next of the
entire phone situation. Okay, I always wanted a strawberry shortcake doll.
Will you squeezed the stomach and it smelled like strawberries?
Remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
I can literally smell it right now. I'm truly sure.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
My sister had a soft strawberry shortcake and she smelled
like strawberry. That also must have been some kind of
terrific chemical, right, all smell it now. It's like scratch
and snuff. Yeah, scratch, scratched and scratched. It still smelled,
still stinks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Are you're still smelling? We're talking about the scratch and
stuff still right?

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Ah, sticker or something?

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Yeah? Okay, So I want a strawberry shortcake? Do you
squeeze the stomach and smelled like strawberry? My nana went
to the potty door flea market bought this ugly second
hand doll, drilled a hole in its now put a
couple of drops of strawberry essence in there and said
squeeze that stomach and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Give us So alright, it's time for fact of the day.
Day day day day.

Speaker 9 (01:07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do doo.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Doo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
It's car week at Fact of the day.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Damien sent me in this one good ada and he said,
you could probably work a little bit of Landrover a
chat into this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Oh yeah, was it not impossible?

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
That's my specialty. Did you know once by a time
in New Zealand it was very hard to buy a
brand new car.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Oh okay, So they didn't we make cars here, so no,
we assembled cars.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Oh okay. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
So when cars kind of got invented, the government invented
a twenty percent introduced a twenty percent tariff, which is
an important tax on cars, and then that gets passed
on to the consumer and they take a little bit
of a cut because obviously, if you're importing a car,
local coach builders and car assemblers aren't getting that business.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Yeah, so that's the ourdea of tariffs, right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
During the First World War was taken down to ten percent,
and then from nineteen twenty four on they were imported
assembled rather than unassembled, But then in the thirties it
increased again. So if it arrived unassembled, the tariff was
five percent. If it arrived assembled it was fifteen percent.
What if you just left off one wheel.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
Technically say that's unassembled and some assembly required on the box.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, like it literally just puts something on. You're like
finding something wrong. That was easy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Yeah, I don't feel like that even qualifies as some
assembly required. So that was just for British cars because
of course of our ties to the Brits. But if
it was coming from anywhere else in Europe or America,
it was fifty percent tariff on unassembled and sixty percent
for assembled.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
So basically to get it became quite like an exclusive
club to be in to get a car because of
the tariffs. Because the tariffs were so high, held on
to cars a lot longer. Even on unassembled ones that
came here and were assembled. It was you know, they
wouldn't bring the parts in unless they knew they could
sell them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
What years was this was? Years was this?

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
So this was reintroduced in the nineteen thirties and then
New Zealand car assembly. Like there's lots of Like my
land Rover that I inherited from a granddad was made
in New Zealand, assembled in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
It's a New Zealand And Riot. That was the case
with it all around the world.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
They're just flat pack like ike it for land Rovers, yeah, right,
and they tripped around the world and everywhere local would
put a little bit of a local.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Spin on it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Land Rovers and Spain and Portugal and stuff are called
Santana's named after legendary guitar Carlos Santana.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Not at all, but so they put.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Their own to the local spin nut to get around
these tariffs of just importing other cars in the massive tariffs.
So if you wanted a brand new car from overseas,
you had to pretty much go on a waiting list
and then they'd send it over.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
So what were they doing just walking around horse Well
that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
There's lots of carriages locally assembled ones, but then that
was that also had a tariff attached, so second hand
cars and then people just held on to them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
And that's why people knew how to fix their cars. Yeah,
because if you open a manual in a modern car.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
It's like make sure your tires have got air in them,
and you're like, thanks, manual. And I've got this old
manual for my old land Drover and it's like, if
you know, need to adjust the crank timing and I'm
like I'm not touching that right, Yeah, yeah it so
today's fact Today is once more a time to buy
a brand new car.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
In New Zealand. It was a very challenging and very
expensive task. Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Yeah, do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Plays it ms Fletchborn.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
And on Friday, just after lunch, I was contacted by
somebody I haven't seen in person since nineteen ninety eight
asking me if I were to a trade me pick
up for them because they purchased a toolbag in west
Auckland and that person wanted to charge on fifty two
bucks with postage, which they considered daylight robbery. Yeah, but
they made the purpose that's how much postage is now
for the big man. People were messaging in being like no,

(01:11:23):
They said that I've seen a lot of stuff and
that's ridiculous for an empty tool bag.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
It was full of tools and it was on weight one. Yeah,
but it's empty. So you last saw this guy when
you left high school. But he also seen high school.
Don't forget that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
He said that he would try to figure something out
and could you store it in the meantime.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Until we figured it out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Yeah, So we talked about it, and he's like, I
just after we talked about he said, my wife messaged
me telling that I'm being cheap and she's embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
She's embarrassed about this whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Okay, yeah, I said, well, I don't think I see
ever said any names, did I? So you could totally
if anyone ever asks just that something out someone else.
And he said, but she knows it's me and I
was like, ah, oh, well, I said. Then I said,
see me through the address? Yeah, because like, why not?
Great bit of content, right, we want to laugh, and
I thought we could probably get another.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Bit out of it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Okay, here's the second beat, so you oh god, I said,
I said, send me the address, and he said you're
sure you want the address? I said, yep, tell me
the address and the pick up details. He said, Okay,
here's the address, and anytime after four okay, And I said,
what it doesn't work for you? And he's like, is
that doableok I said, oh, look, I'm going to go

(01:12:33):
to mine to ten anyway, so it's easy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
I'm kind of on the after four in Auckland means
yeah on the road. No, he doesn't like a lot
of traffic, a lot of it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
You're a champion, You're possessive, not you are compressed anyway,
that's just me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Wow, you're roasting what a cow.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
At the end of the.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Road where I arrived to pick it up, I was like,
this is where we stayed.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
This is the area of Auckland where we stayed when
we were renovating our last house.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
We just couldn't live in it. So we took the
kids and we readied the spot. Very interesting neighborhood things such.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
As, you know, it wasn't there a double homicide up
the rogan Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's been multiple. It's always
when it's like, oh this bad things happened in Auckland. Yeah,
it's that another meth lab exploding, yeah, exploding lab street.
And I was like, here we are West Auckland's bad dad.

(01:13:37):
So I put unfortunate son and I was like Danny
and the water Zone. Yeah, I go down that thing
and I'm looking for the numbers. This I went out
word of like the numbering on the street makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Gosh, no sense.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
I'm for ready with how it works, right, odds on
one side, even's on the other.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
It's not that my street's like that. It's it's all
up the sperad it. Yeah, but you live on a
very old street, but it's.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
I'm I reckon three, five, nine, and there isn't a
There isn't a seven. There isn't a seven, And then
the one on the corner, which you think would be two,
that's six.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Where's two and four? You need to start again? We
need fresh Does make it a road moved? Yeah, at
some stage one I'm not changing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
So anyway, I'm going down the street and it's hard
enough because they've got one lane completely blocked off because
I think they're putting in like fiber or something.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Is sleeping, and already at the point because I'm laughing,
I'm like this is so funny, Like what a stupid
situation myself.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Here you are possibly about to die picking up something
from someone you haven't seen since high.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
And so I'm like, find the number, pull into the driveway. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Now there's two houses with two distinct entrances but no
identification is to twitches wwitch no a and b oh okay.
So I walk up and in the middle of the
driveway is what I would describe as one of the
mancy scats I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Make you like skinny, feral or mankeys and like tiny,
And I was like, are you a kitten?

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
I'm talking to the cat, so why not? I'm like,
are you a kidding? But then I had it just
this look in its eyes. It's like I've seen some
ship take me, yeah, kill me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've
seen it all. Yeah. I was like, hello, Puss, expecting
like like high PERTUREM a kitten? And it was like, O,
which one's So I went out to one and I

(01:15:27):
looked over the fence and there was a dog. I
was like, I'm not going on that one. So I
went around the other one and they knocked on the door.
Remember I was told after four, yeah, after fall.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
After four, I just I cannot stop on the after
four things and all but favorite they don't ask you
wins A good time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Between school pick up and peak.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
Our tranfer. Yeah, so I knocked on the door. Nothing
curtains drawn, not the contact I don't I don't have it.
I've just got the address. And after four okay, so
nothing knock again. I can't hear anything, but I feel
the deck vibrating. I'm standing on the deck outside and

(01:16:10):
I feel like you know in Jurassic Park when the
dinosaur starts coming and then they can't hear it. They
just see the little glass and I can feel it
up through my feet. I'm like, there's life inside. There
is life inside.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Okay. And it was.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Then I started hearing the and the door opens. This
woman looks at me. Look, I'm the most unexpected thing
in the world. I said, hello, I'm here to pick
up a tool bag for a friend, because I'm not
going to run her through the whole yeah from the
nineteen nineties. She doesn't need the whole story.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
She looks at me and she's like, oh, yes, it's
here somewhere. Oh great, right house, right house.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Yeah, I've got I've got the right house here somewhere.
I was like, oh, okay, did you ask about the cat.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Nope? That cat all right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Do you need me to take that cats? A lot
of large people hole on the ground. Yeah, and she's
like a tear and I'm like, oh okay. And then
she just stands at the door looking outside. I'm like, oh,
is it outside and she's like, no, okay, sick. Is
it inside? And she said yes? And I said I

(01:17:14):
was just going to go inside, just wait here, and
she's like yes, and then then laugh out of nowhere.
A second character of the story appears behind her, a man,
and he's like out the way, and this arm just
jolts out with the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
He's like, that's it, by shuts the door and I'm
looking at it and here it is for your eyes out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
He shoved it in my hand and turned away because
he didn't want me to be like, oh wait, that's
not as advertised.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
That is so rough, it's dirty cleaned, that's I think
dirt from the work side. Do you hear yourself? Do
you hear yourself that can be cleaned?

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
You know what you're gonna do. You're gonna get the
bistle on it. You're going to start cleaning this thing
for this guy, not because you as.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
How much did he pay for it? Because I like
just haven't asked, So then I see a picture. The
story is not done that it is not worth buying
second hand. That is too. I can see why you.
I sent you a picture, Flitch, and then I google
the bag. How much they cost? Tool bags? Two hundred dollars.
Isn't such bad neck, yeah, I said.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
I said.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
That gave me a bit of a vibe. So he
just said here by Yeah, So you're on the bell
of the bell. I wonder what. I was like, it's
the ba that noise.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
So I seen a video and he's like, oh god,
it's in way worse condition than thest photo showed.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
My wife's gonna kill me. Oh god. And then I'm like,
ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
Well it's funny anyway. So he said, this is the
next now's the fun part. We fly out to Totonger
this weekend for girls basketball. One team is flying into
Auckland and driving down from Auckland. God, so either get
them to pick it up or I can drive up
from Todonger.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I said, stop, I will send this from work.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Wait, he doesn't want to pay fifty dollars, but he'll
spend fifty dollars in gas.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Fifty dollars in gas. It's a three and a half
hour drive.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
No way, No, I said, stop, de, I'm going to
cut out me having a meet up with someone or
I have a stranger coming to my house or go
to some weird meeting between my house.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
And to me Christ Church based basketball team. I'll wait,
I will send it from work.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
And he said and uh, And he said, thanks, we're
these Huh that's what he said, you're a whisty.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
So now he's just insulted you after you've done a
generous thing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
I honestly, I have zero regrets and doing it because
I've laughed every step of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
I ask as much as it is, it has been
fun and silly. Chrime Church team is flying up.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
They're going to land in Auckland and then drive down
to tott On for a basketball tournament.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
I just can't. Honestly, I just cannot.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
Why don't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Carwen carwhen I'm not doing that out where he's staying
in career there, I'm going to what about I'm going
to the Cormandol on Friday. Now that's bringing me a.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
Step closer to side of the road. Cafes shouldn't meet
me there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
You shouldn't be touching that I don't want to get involved.
That is so dirty. Definitely. It's one of those old
school nineties Superman is written in it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Oh my god, play z ms Flitchborn and Hale.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
So this I kept seeing this on Oh no, hang on,
I was just messaging someone important and it's sending. It's
doing that text to thing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
We'll press the text stop anyway. That's going to get
you in trouble one day. Just make that scene a
chill down my spine.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
It's like, whenever I start talking about somebody, I always
look at my phone to make sure it's not dying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Yeah, And when I began talking and I'm like, we
are in the safe zone. Yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Anyway, this has popped up a lot on my phone
and it looks so much fun. It's called cardio drumming,
and it's aimed at elderly because it's got a low
impact and they get these big sticks or like but
you remember like Raco, like when we had the tied
up magazines.

Speaker 6 (01:22:09):
Yeah, do that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
It's good. Yes, you get those tied up magazines and
you get Swiss balls and you all stand behind and
someone's up the front and you drum and you're bono
Swiss ball. This new fitness craze.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Cardio drumming, the drum sticks and exercise ball and low
impact workouts.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
And look everyone, they put the Swiss ball in the
bucket so it doesn't move, and then you whack it
with some drum sticks. They're just banging along and dancing
a lot. Look there's nanny.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
Nanny's for the seniors. Beg for the seniors, and probably
like the little weakds. I don't know if you're a
sort of average thirty something it's going.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
To get their workout.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
No, I don't think that's going to be a new
craze and start new gym chains.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
And I think because I've been I struggle with cardio.
I hate cardio. Yeah, I think this is what I need.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
I want to talk to my trainer because she's been
going like more cardio on and I was like, what
if I go home because I've got in my garage a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Swiss ball, Yeah, a bucket and drumsticks.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Pretty good prevent too, if you've got to, you know,
I'll probably stab it though, But if you were, how
much rage is in there?

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
That really came out.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
If you're looking for low impact exercise, this is that
cardio drumming, Get a bucket, stick a Swiss ball on it,
get some sticks or some rolled up magazines and whack
that thing to music.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Well, congratulations to you podcast. Let's sen you've reached the end.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
So I would assume if you've listened all this way
through you'll eat it asleep, In which case, what do
you enjoyed it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
So drop us a review and tell your friends that's
how podcasts work.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
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