Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 29th October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, the Fletchhawn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Clay play ZMS Fletchvaorn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Thanks Brand, Good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch, Fawn
and Hailey loving this short. Wak not here long.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
We're not here long, so lap us up while you can.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Tuesday already and what November and two, three days, four days?

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Yeah yeah, wow, yep, the Witching Hour on Thursday. The
year is flying.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh guys, I'm.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Going to give you another chance this morning to go
and the drawer to get to New York for the
iHeartRadio jingle Ball at Madison Square Gardens. Hopefully they've cleared
out all the Trump after the weekend blow out, the
Trump blow out, all the Trump germs, and they'll get
that underway. Are your chance to go and the d
eight o'clock this morning, you've just got to identify the

(00:56):
famous New Yorker fictional or real all things to United
the Aliens in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
How good listen up.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
For the activated just before the news at eight o'clock. Well,
when you've got the top sex coming up, Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
Said Dame Helen Mirren said recent yeah, fantastic you Helen
Merren or.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Judy Dream, Judy Dream, Helen.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Mirren's there's too many factors.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
You've got to choose one factor. Helen Merren or Judy
Din Who do.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I want to hang out with more? Helen Meren, who's
a better actor, Judy Dinch who's a bit of namesake
for a fire truck, Dame Judy Drinch who was six
yer growing up. Helen Merren, who's done bit of movies.
Who's to say?

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Well, Helen Merren recently in fact, I mean no point, no,
you've done it all. Yeah, no, notes that was so
thorough and just like that.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
I think about him both too much. I think you
get them confused with each other quite a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Really.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yeah, but people who just hear the name and they're like, oh,
oh white lady, that bird who played the queen.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, true.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Well, she recently said she's she was very sad when
she thought about the fact that Kirk Cobain never got to.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Experience GPS technology.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Now, for those that don't know, Kirk Cobain's has band
is on the T shirt you wear. Yeah, yeah, so
see Narvana.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, that's actually a band he was.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, good music.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
So he died in nineteen ninety four. Yeah, and hell
of a year, some say the peak of humanity.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Great music year, great year for everything, great year, these music, culture,
the whole shebang. This year I graduated, wondy I was
going to say and begun primary school.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, howe a year. She's upset because he died in
nineteenninety four, And of course.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
GPS wasn't used until like the early two thousands.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
This is such a wild read this call. She's very funny,
very funny. She's very funny. Must have been I'm sure Joe.
She was in The Fast and the Furious movies, so
you've got to have a sense of humor. The top
six other things that kirk Vane missed out on when
he died in nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Play z ms, Fleashborne and Hailey, Lily Allen, Sonny's in
the sky, Oh y oh, why wouldn't want to be
anywhere else?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Play play the song Don't Need to Like You? Playing
it away? Was it? Mouth played it amazing live? Yeah,
if you.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
F you're very very much. I've seen her twice live
and it was great both times. Yeah, Yeah, she's awesome,
but she doesn't do music anymore. I was going to
say she's doing anything. She thought about it because she
has a podcast that does very successfully and does very
successful and that private school education done me good.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
It's done you good.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
It done me good. Her podcast does successful, and she
talked about the fact that people say to her all
the time Lily Lily, like, come on, do some music
and go tour and stuff.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
We love your old music.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, she said there's something a bit naff now about
being like I got my train is on and it's
a sunny day.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
It wasn't very much a time. Yeah, great albums.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
And she's like, now I'm like stinking rich.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Good on her for being like a self aware of that.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yes, I'm like some artists would just tour and still
be doing that.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, She's like, it's not relatable to me anymore.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, but anyways, she revealed on her podcast that a
pedicurist she's getting her toenails done mentioned to her, excuse me,
that's a little protein burp, just going raw dogs shake
this morning. Peter Curis mentioned to her that she had
lovely feet and that if she would put them up
on only fans that she would be able to make
a little bit of money out of it, and so

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she just straight up did she put them up, and
she revealed that she on Wiki feet has a perfect
five out of five star rating. Now you know, I'm
currently sitting at a four. I checked there, I'll check there.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
You're on Wiki feet. I'm not into feet, but those
are nice.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Feet, nice feet. So here's Lily Allen's feet.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Are you a footy footy kind of a guy.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
We don't want mankey feet.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
The moment, but I'm not like I'm not. I'm not
turned on by them. If I see them right right,
it's finish for you.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
She's got long, long toes like me.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
She does have quite long toes, very nice feet, and
even the hands are very nice. Yes, nice feet in hands.
So she put it up right on.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Her nail, perfect nailed finger ratio.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, so I've got them people that have those little stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, I've got long nails, like a little stubby nail.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
You're like a toes.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
You've got great nail fingers. Which did you cuticles?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Look at this guy's fingers.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Hard work result of zero.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Show me your hands worn. Yeah, those are workingmen's hands,
but they're still good.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeahs as much as I should. But I like that.
It means I've done something.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Who's a nice not very nice ass. So she put
it up on only fans son and only fans more
of a hands guy than a feet guy. Yeah, me too, okay,
And then she posted on her Instagram and her Twitter
and that being like, Hey, here's a link to my
only fans, And then some people came back being like
someone message saying how embarrassing. Imagine being one of the
biggest pop stars musicians in Europe and then being reduced

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to this. She came back on that instead. Imagine being
an artist having nearly eight million monthly listeners on Spotify,
but earning more money from having one thousand people subscribed
to Purtures of your feet Don't hate the player, hate
the game?

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Okay, So she's making more on Only Fans and Spotify.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
So she charges ten dollars a month. She's got one
thousand followers. That's ten grand a month on Only fans, right,
She had seven point five million monthly listeners on Spotify,
which plays out at zero point zero's zero three cents
per stream to artists.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Wow, I mean they may unless you're someone like a
Swift or a doll or Iage here and you're not
making any money off Spotify.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Yeah. So she was like, I'm happy. I'm happy doing this.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
I might be into hands. You love to feinish. Now
I'm just gonna celebrity hottest celebrity hands. There's a sub
called celebrity hands.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
We might all have to turn to OnlyFans and put
her hands in our feet on there because Spotify putting
their prices up.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Oh my god, I see that I did. Why I
don't spread.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Feed of some bullshit about research and development or nineteen
dollars a month?

Speaker 5 (07:32):
It's cooked.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Hey, people have added more photos to my wiki feet
There's way more. They've gone through Instagram and got some more.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Are you still four out of five? Four out of five?
Oh my god, that's so crazy. People see a bit creepy.
It's a little bit creepy. So people have gone onto
your social media posts.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, and they just take any they have my feet
in them, even including one that's so many because I
had been marching all summer and my feet were all
cut up.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
They put their four out of five. Though I'm not mad.
I'm not mad. Well, you'd be mad if it was.
What A two or three four out of five equites
to a rating of nice feet. Nice feet.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
So check me out on wikifeet dot com, Fort Slash, Hailey, Underscore.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
S Brown and Maybe soon only fans and Maybe and
you can still arrange Hailey's feet by price lowest to highest. Yeah,
that's not something that's going to be offered on the
supermarket websites. If you do your online shopping.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh yeah, we talk about this is it's ridiculous. People
are pissed plays it. MS Sledge born.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
In Hailey did an online shop at the weekend. Nice
Never get them to do the fruit and fige. No,
they give you the Dad produce. They don't give you
the green nanas. They give you the you guys, this
isn't a problem for you.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
But they'll give me nanas that are a week off
being good. Can you put a comment on your order
Brown Nana's Place? Yes, big, and they'll always give you
the skinny cucumbers.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah, no, I don't. Yeah, yeah, I ordered.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I thought I ordered five onions, but I ordered five
kgs of onions.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
There's a lot of onions you get through them.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
But anyway, somebody has noticed and it has become quite
the story that food stuffs have removed the sort by
price feature on the new wood and pack and saved websites.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
So you can't.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Automatically let go milk sort by price cheapest, a right,
all the same? Yeah, white stuff from cows, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Which if you are buying like a block, like a
kg of cheese, it would be so many different brands cheese,
and if you're in a right, you're just gonna be like, oh,
I know that brand, just click it looks cheap.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
That's so manipula.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
They should add sort by price.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
They should also add sort by price by weight, because
you know, like a kg of cheese might work out
to whatever per one hundred grams, but if you buy
five hundred grams of cheese, it might be cheaper that week.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
I yeah, that's what I think that should be.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's like how they always have the price per one
hundred or whatever on the price tags, but then sometimes
they're different, Like you always got a check. You've always
got a check.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
And I would say price per kg on one thing,
and then price scale give me the same thing, spell
it out to me.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
I are dumb.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Dumb.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
That's like when you try to add up your calories
and it says calories per serve and then it's like
forty three grams as a serve and you're like, well,
a stupid amount of serve.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah, that's so, that's so cheeky. That's so that's that's
a move as it's naughty. It is a naughty move. Yeah,
it's naughty. It's cheeky.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Have they come out and said anything, Umm, no, because
I imagine they'll put it back today, right because this
is they said it's being upgraded, but that was all
and then yeah it's.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Going to be put back. Shadow that was going to
be put back. Those people are all like, yeah, it's
kind of blowing up rightly.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
So I went through a period of online shopping, but
I don't now I love doing this, doing the grosser. Yeah.
I put in my headphones, a stroll around, have a
little lucky look at.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
What's there to look at?

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Buying stuff I don't need, that's the good stuff. Yeah,
but that's when you're like fifty dollars shop becomes a
one hundred and twenty dollars shop.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
You're like, it's not two meals in the here. But
when when was the last time you did a fifty?
What did you buy some the other day?

Speaker 6 (11:04):
I went in and I literally got deodorant into other
things that it was fifty.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, deodorant is the is the kicker. When you're gonna
buy deodorant or oil, that's the one. When you olive oil,
you're not cooking with olive oil. They sometimes, I don't
I know, smack you.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
You're gonna give a smack.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
It's got a low smoke point. It's got a very
low snake point. Changes the oil completely. Shouldn't be cooked
with fine, I'll go back to brand.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to make a
duck fed omelet today. WHOA, I wouldn't be mad about that.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I actually just heard it come out of about and
when in the omelet to compliment the duck fat some
sort of meat?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
I need some sort of meat? Or am I getting
some duck?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Am I getting duck and doing like among beans, spring onion,
duck kind of an egg sort of Asian style pancake
or some hoistsome?

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Are we just doing duck pancakes? Both sounds of it.
Are We're going to a restaurant now? And getting picking dutch.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
Chopping up potato and cooking the potato and the duck fat,
then taking the potato out, then making the omelet and
pouring the potato.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
In, because I guess the point of having an omelet
for lunch is sort of for it to be a
healthy choice. But what you've just done there is made
duck fat potatoes and put some eggs on top. Your
honor the defense rests play ms.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Fletchborn and Haley play z Ms Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
This is something my mum does all the time, because
my mum she has renovated houses my whole life and
constantly is getting new things and ripping things out and
dah da da dah it's it's it's the classic free
sign that you put out in your front on the
front berm okay, and then you just give stuff.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Away and you've made I've made one, okay. What are
you giving away?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Pots?

Speaker 5 (12:55):
What like cooking pots? No plant plant pots?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Some more sort of outdoor pots, some river rocks.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
I've got some good stuff to give away. Maybe just
put them back in the river. Nah, river's too far away.
It's a whole house back.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Why do you have river because the old owner just
thought they were great to put things to bury under
soyer right. Yeah, so we've been digging up all of
his rocks and putting them out.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
But I'm really honest. I like a rock.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Okay, No, I think it was his alternative to moving
them was just to bury them and then plant Yukas
on it.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
I've got the same approach of the spestos. Yeah, you
bury it.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Well, it came from the earth. I'm just simply returning
it from Yeah, that's what you should do.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
We'll see.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I found a bit of wood, like a bit of
I think it was like an old bit of shelving
or something from a unit. And I found a pink
spray can from we've been doing some marking for some
piles and stuff. You know how surveyors do that with
the spray and I wrote free and a really cool
handwriting until I get to put it out and put
out my WIRs A witch in a market.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Who's going to pack this stuff up? It sounds like crap,
Like you don't want it. It's not crap. Some of
the pot plants are good. Wait are there actually plants
in them?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
No? Okay, I've taken the plants. Okay, they're just empty.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Pots, but what quality?

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Some indoor some terra cottas, some indoor ones. We've got
some pink ones, some yellow ones because that's not the color.
Didn't you comb of house?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Didn't you have a skip last week?

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Yeah? And that's why these have all come out, because
we're going, oh, we need to get rid of them.
But you know it can't all go to landfill.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Actually fletchingsod, that's good.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah. So the only thing is our street is not
what's kind of but it's you could be sort of
out there to put a post on the community page.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Then everyone knows where you live. Yeah, yeah, I could.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
I could just take a photo and be like, saw
this on the street.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
You could put it up as an anonymous Yeah anonymous
these pots?

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Mane in a river anymore?

Speaker 4 (15:03):
That's crazy thinking of heading down to the river today.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Don't bother, I don't yeah, free.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Somebody might want to put some river rocks in their
bathroom on the window bar.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
I don't know. People love to put beach.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
It's a huge I'm talking boulders, boulders, boulders into because
you know, can I tell you about that?

Speaker 5 (15:28):
We'll come to my.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Just put them in the boot and drive them to
a river and re home them and then.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Along the river.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, make it sort of a ceremony of it, Yeah,
returning them to the I.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Could write bad thoughts on them and then thoughts. Yeah,
like I could write negative.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Thoughts and throw them ceremoniously, ceremonially into the river, sinking
a calming, returning to their right full. But I could
also get rid of bad thoughts.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Or you can make a damn. Do you have to
make a dam and a river? As a cad that
was so much food, how much fun?

Speaker 4 (16:03):
My river's too wide, Like we would as adults, we
don't do stuff that would be way better at now we.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Can lift heavy rocks.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
I thought of d I thought you're going to say it.
As adults, we don't build enough dam We don't do,
you know, because we don't dig enough holes on the beach.
I love doing a hole on a beach, a massive
hole a beach. At the same of the year that
was funding Yeah, yeah, do you know? So this is
actually a little sort of a trial, a small scale trial,

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because over summer I'm going to throw my very first
garage sale. Oh really, so excited as a person that
worked at a petro station where people came to get
the free paper that told them where the garage sales
were every week.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Yeah, the sort of people that were turning up at.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Sort of five thirty six in the morning for we're
about to all the garage sales.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
I'm not the sort of people you would be excited
about meeting.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
No, I'm excited because I want to do like a
full thing. I might do a lemonade stand. The girls
could come and make some money. You could put some
eggs there. We have clothing racks full of good clothing, right,
a lot of renovation stuff because once the house has
done and want it gone, I can see a hard
boiled eggs for one dollar each. You can have a
hard boiled eggs stand at my house, a hard boil
music going fletch. What do you want to sell out

(17:13):
my market day? What have you got to provide to
my market Nothing? What about a massage stand? This could
be a whole What about a kissing both great? Great
Over summer, I will be hosting a garage sale at
which you can get old vintage clothing, renovation gear, hard
boiled eggs from vorn Or a kiss from flet.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Not kissing people.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Welcome to my market day. You've got your kissing both.
It's going to be popular.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Play z ms Fletchvorn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the
top six. Hello there, I have a mirror.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
In an interview for this article, says the third time
has referenced technology at the Kirkby missed that on and
how sad it makes her this time, in particular GPS.
They laugh about driving walking maps, you know, because the
technology has been there for a while, like the satellite stuff,
but then a law pass than the US and the
year like two thousand, which meant that those satellites could

(18:16):
be for public use, and that because they were the military,
the military technology, and they just opened it up and
of course changed it completely changed the whole game.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, and now you get your Internet from the satellite.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I do, big fan, A huge supporter. Wow, a huge fan.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
I do often think when I'm driving around, how did
I ever ever do this before Google Maps? How it's
white my mom literally ring my mom, get her to
go on maps dot com or whatever, put it in
or print it out. Yeah, and be looking being like,
where's that? Where's this?

Speaker 5 (18:55):
I remember, yeah, having a map book when I claning,
You'd be like, yeah, crazy fun.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
And he did it four a four year so there
it is, and look out for this one.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
And it was so good. Like now it'll tell you
for roads closed.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
You knew that before. You just turned up and you're like,
oh god, damn it, roads closed. But it still can't
keep up with christ Church? Can I still left? I
can't mate?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
What can all?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
I've got the top six other things Kirk Cobain would
have loved technology wise, and it plays six.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Adobe Flash.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Adobe Flash is a multimedia platform created by Macromedia and
currently developed and distributed by Adobe Systems. It was it
was released in nineteen ninety six. You know, Kirkabane would
have loved Daddy would have.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Done a music video on it. He would have liked, yeah,
flesh and graphics.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
It would have loved yeah, Java, he would have that's gone.
Now way we don't Java scratch.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
How good is that we don't have to be installing
Adobe things Adobe Flash every second day and then they
just got rid of the day. It's like good, I
know we don't need it. Good it's still there, but
we don't hit it.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Number five in the list of the Top sixteens. Kirk
Cobain would have loved YouTube. Yeah, and he's all over,
isn't he? Yeah, he is all over, weather he likes
it or not.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Two thousand and five, great time born from the PayPal mafia.
In two thousand and five, what the PayPal mafia? Okay,
the people that started PayPal.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, there wasn't Elon munsters and there how he made
his money, and early he was a paypaler, wasn't he.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
In two thousand and six, Google bought YouTube for one
point six five billion dollars a year after it started
a mission starting something, and then a year later it
was the billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah, that's nuts. Number four on the last of the
Top six things.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Kirk Cobain would have loved the iPhone of course, the
initial iPhone released in two thousand and seven in June,
and then what are we up to now?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Sixteen? Yeah, from from just the iPhone to the iPhone sexteen.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
He would have loved that. He would have loved that.
He would have loved it.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Number three on the lst of the Top six things.
Kirk Oban would have loved He just missed us by
a year. Match dot com as the first ever online
dating site and the number one I visited a dating
site in the US. Or of course he was based. Yeah,
because it was it was on the rocks. Him and
Courtney were done.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
He probably would have been looking for Yeah, a lady
insane to think his daughter now has a baby with
Tony Hawk's some Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
That is the most NINETI and their wedding.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Was officiated by Michael State from Marion. Yeah, that's the
most nineties you'll never that's perfection. Yeah, number two on
the less of the top six things. Kirkabain would have
loved PlayStations one through five.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
No, he would have had a sega. He would have
loved it. But the PlayStation came out in September.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
The first ever PlayStation Wow, and now we're up to
PlayStation five and he et he never got to do
any of it. Yeah, never never, never touched that next
generation gaming console and loved Fortnite. He would have, you know,
he would he would have been like, yeah, get me
a skin like I want to Kurk Cobain skin from Fortnite.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
He would have loved it. He would have loved.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
And number one on the list of the top six
things Kirk Cobain would have loved the ring doorbell.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Scene was at the door.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Ring doorbell first invented in twenty thirteen by Jamie simmonof
got turned down by dragons then didn't they idiots? And
then they went and made it a successful company and
the global smart doorbell market has now valued at two
point six billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
It's not bad bad And he would have loved that.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
Love was at the door, and he would have picked
up his iPhone number four on the list.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah, always been shut down.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Match dot Com number three on the list, Yeah, no
Adobe Flash needed here, number six on the list.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Yeah, it's all connected. How you connected everything?

Speaker 6 (22:56):
My PS apps opened, I'm just watching some clips I've
been from a place station and now I'm looking at
my smart door bell.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Wow, he would all of that, all that R page dead,
M's fledg Vaughn.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
And there's a wedding like service providery sort of search
engine website. You go and you can find vendors and
this and that and inspiration to food.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, you could check here kind of food dry lamb, tacos, I.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Would be so happy slopping down your bloody nice shirt.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'd do it a Tarco food, Yes, big paper babs.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
You gotta go chicken, fried chicken of some kind. We're
happy about fried chicken.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
So they're called Breeze that they're an online search tool
that allows people to find all these things. They did
a big study. They went through all of the most
popular like generic winning playlist like dance floor playlist playlists
on Spotify to find what was the most popular. What
what you know? What is always on these playlists. Top

(24:03):
five we've got in fifth September by Earth Wind and Fire.
Fourth is Mister Brightside by the Killers. Now we're not
we're not upset about either of those bangers. Third place
surprised me. Hit spin at DJ. No, this is second
your Ninko and poop this is second place.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh no, I've messed up the late j You're the worst,
mister DJ.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Very fire.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
You hate you hate ever so much that you've slipped
second into third. So this was second Dancing Queen by Abba.
Third is what surprised me.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, it is one of those songs so that when
it is the end of the night, like people do
love this song.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
It's great. Now.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
The first, my first that I would always want to
hear it a wedding is of course the Grease Medley,
but it was not even included in the top three.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Why this car is and then it goes on?

Speaker 5 (25:01):
It doesn't know it's it's cheesy. No, the first song
is a great song.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
This was the number one most popular song on wedding playlists.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Really it's the voice Whitney. I want to dance with someone,
dance with somebody. Oh, I mean it's a good banger.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yeah, like we're all dancing.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
And it's one of those songs that every generation knows
as well, exactly like your you know, your grandparents everyone.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
I don't think nanny's getting up to Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
She's already gone home. Probably had too many bloody Baileys.
But yeah, it's the old classics. I'm sure this this
top five would be around for another ten years at
least before it in place. I remember last week we
made our playlist. Yes, songs guaranteed to save her party. Yeah,
you pass the phone. You've got to play one song
that saves the party.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
To be fair, that would be a great wedding playlist.
As well. It'd be a great wedding playlist as well.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Mixed bag, different generation are happy, keep your guessing, you
never know.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
And amazingly we followed through and put that online. Which
did it was wherever you get your get your podcasts radio,
wherever you are stream your music. He Crankney plays some
stick of your voice on hers.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
With somebody play ms Fleshborn and Haley play z MS
Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Okay, there was a woman sharing she was doing it.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I get Ready with me. Okay, do you know I
thought about doing one of these the other day.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
They thought sort of cross my mind that people will
want to see me wash my face and so much
I hate them. Yeah, the very idea of them, it
was ridiculous. Just get ready. Maybe I should do one.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
We were just talking off here and this is a
timely reminder to get your prostate, your cervix and your
colon checked if that.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Is something you need to do. Another Colonsky coming.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Up annual flush, annual anal flush. Yeah, um, and maybe
I could do get Ready with meat Ready with me
to to scrape polyps out of my call. And I'm
using this product here as a bath that kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
I'm drinking this stuff that doesn't taste nice, and in
about an hour and a half it's gonna make me explosive.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
At the other.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Anyway, this woman was doing a get rid of me.
She was telling a story about her dating life, which
she described as similar to her waste nonexistent. I sort
of liked a lot, went to myself. But she told
a story of she brought something on Marketplace and went
to go pick it up. It was a camera, went
to go pick it up from this person's house, opened
the door, and she.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Describes him as fine as hell.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Oh okay, and she was like, luckily I was hitting out,
so I already had like a full face.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
I looked good as well. So she took the camera
and then did something that I feel like I would do,
which was able to say thanks, and then came a hug.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
You know when you sort of get too friendly too quickly.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Thanks, no little hug. Anyway, they had a hug. This
is why marketplace is weird, full of weirdos.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
They had a hug. They both found a little bit
of a spark but didn't say anything.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
So I was like, okay, well, enjoy a day, and
you enjoy your day.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Damn. Then she had the gall to text them and say, oh,
this may be crazy. Would want to get a date
they want on a day after just having this little
spark and a.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Huk right, how cute? Is this a marketplace romance? Little
marketplace you know, I mean Siddley.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Would imagine there loads of people out there that have
been creeped on a message by someone who would different
coffee table but guys, but not the other way round,
and not at ending an actual romance.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
I've taken your table where you would have your coffee.
Maybe I can take you out for one.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Oh why did that my voice make that go creepy?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
I think even the radio was repulsive.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
So yeah, she just text would it be crazy to
grab a coffee with the girl that you met for
five minutes today? And he was like absolutely, I'm trying
to go on your page to see a little like
how was the date? Because she's pretty, so I'm assuming
he's pretty that it'll be nice. That videos your dad.
I'm just looking at that. I think that's her dad
picture of the guy. No, the latest one is get

(29:14):
ready with me. I'm so sorry, get rid of me
to choose an outfit for the date. So I'll keep
you posted, but I'll probably forget about this, and I won't.
It's actually sparked an idea in me. Where's the strangest
place that you met someone?

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Maybe you meet your now partner, Maybe.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
You meet you now partner not on the apps or
not in the clubs, which are your two standard places.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Like it when that's before the apps, it was this
is how you just meet parties, parties and through friends.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Through friends, university workplaces.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
But now these are the rare stories. We actually meet
someone in public.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Maybe the seppened to you. You bought something off of
someone and there was a bit of.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
A spark you texted.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Maybe it was at the supermarket because you left your
bananas up that funny way.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Who my god, you knew what you were doing if.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
You For example, I met my now husband at the
supermarket checkout a new chickout opened. You know, when you're
standing in line like yeah, someone says we're open, and
he was in front of me and he let me
go first.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
The rest is history.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Husband fantastic, Whereas IDIS would have pushed right in and
would have been like yeah, away and would have messed out. Okay, wife,
this is what you've been doing wrong.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Yes, this is why you don't have a wife.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
You would have got a hot chip and you would
have been home a little bit earlier. Yeah, exactly. Who
needs a wife handbag when you've got a chick him
appreciate already cooked for you.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh, eight hundred dars at him. We want you to
give us a call now you can tax through nine
six nine sex.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
The weirdest place that you've met someone.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
We would like to know the strange places that you've
met someone.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Because someone had a little.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Market Facebook marketplace purchase, made a weird mood and hugged
the guy left and thought that was weird. They went
on a date. Now they're dating TBC. How the relationships going.
Lots of messages in causes. Well, let's start, Tanya. The
weird place you met someone.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Hey, so my husband and I we've been together for
thirty seven years, but we met when she came to
my flat and.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
Was doing an inquiry on the burglarys of the area.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Found out that it was my boyfriend at the time,
who I thought was a good Christian boy. Not a
good Christian boy, was it? Was? He a cop? Youre
he was.

Speaker 7 (31:38):
He was, and then we kind of started stalking each
other and ended up mutual friends.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
To do stuff at the nightclub.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
But yeah, he came to my flat to dow inquiries.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Oh where was he in uniform when he came to
your flat? Yes, thirty seven years you said, six green children. Jesus,
you've got Christmas on the horizon. That's gonna be expensive anyway, family,
I thought, I thought, because you said you stalked each other,

(32:14):
this was obviously thirty seven years ago old school stalking.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yeah, that's old school stalking.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
He would sort of, you know, hang around my.

Speaker 9 (32:21):
Flat to see if I was okay, not in uniform,
and will.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
You like come back in uniform to the Christian boy
that was stealing things.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
I don't care. I've got a hot cops brilliant telling
you you're great swop.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Thank you, Neicki, we're at the random place you meant someone.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
So I was working at the hardware store that lawn
doesn't go to.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
When NICKI actually actually just side if I may have
a sidebar in like five or so minutes, I'm going
to tell you how you can win a five hundred
dollar mighty ten about you. Okay, just stay listening. Stay,
let's stay listening, dear listeners, carry on.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
A good day trip to.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
So.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
I was working behind the trade desk and I was
told I had to find a date to my best
friends winding. And originally I was going to put the
gatni's names in the hat and pull the name out
and take that guy from the yard to the wedding,
but I was told to go on dating it anyway.
I was working behind the trade desk and this guy

(33:29):
came up and I thought he was pretty good looking,
and he kept like by me, so I obviously didn't
get the hint, and I'd be like, what the hell?
And we finally got on our first date, and seeven
years later we're still together.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
So nice.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
A builder, Yeah, he's a builder.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
You're can Sparky One's more than Sparky's.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
But you know it's their own, you know, work around home,
never do, never do. It's like we don't go home.
In radio announced to.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Do to Aaron, Yeah, I tell everybody what song that was? Yeah,
a story and I'll say six o five, give us
a call, give us a call.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Coming up, Yeah, and coming up this afternoon at home.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Thanks you called Nicky Phoenix the weird place you met someone?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 8 (34:31):
Mom was on the train?

Speaker 11 (34:33):
Ye enough, Yeah, yeah so we we. The short version
is I had a pup boy race the car a
long time ago. We got a bit selling it, lost
my license and the first trip to the union I
was going to called the train, sat down next to
a cute girl, and nine years later with the three
year old, we're still.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
We love these stories. What a great twisters?

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Your license, Yeah, it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
It wasn't an immediate red flag when you sat down
and said I've lost my license or did you.

Speaker 11 (35:08):
With it was kind of another green flash.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Well, no one could drive chicken flags all round. Thank you.
Some messages in At.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
The Wild Food Festival busting for the loo was a
girl i'd met earlier one place behind me.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
We were chatting and it was going well.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Became my turn to go into the portal, and I
said to the lady between us that she could go
before me. She turned to the girl I was talking
to and said, your boyfriend is so nice, But we weren't.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
We hadn't knew each other. Twenty five years of marriage
of three.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
Amazing. I met someone at the airport in China, eight
hour layover. He was from New Zealand but moving to Australia.
Flew to Australia a month later to see him. It
wasn't good.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Oh I got excited.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Airport and flying to see that. It's like a movie
or something.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Oh was it a mate's house for crate day? God,
it's all good New Zealand romances start.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
He was texting me saying one of his friends just
left upset. Not long after, this guy comes to the
house party. I'm at Oh they left, Oh they left
the party. They left the created party. We do house
party and saying I just came from that that house
we dated for eight months.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Oh yeah, great party.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Great day. You're nice. Great day. Nothing like a sloppy
crate data really.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Yeah, you know, I like to be kissing a man,
open mouthed, lots of tongue and he birt's line and
read into my mouth.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
I met my husband in a new subdivision racing go karts.
Oh okay, when they've got the road down and there's
no houses in there.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
That's been a great man.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Then found out us to go to my workplace every
day to try to ask me out twenty years later.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Two, Yeah, romance. We met at table at a table
for six.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
I think you're going to say, we're at a Taylor
Swift concept a table for six nineteen years ago, been
married for seventeen and have three kids.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Oh sorry, I just choked on how sweet that is.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
My now partner and baby daddy. That's one person a
sum not some sort of thropple. Now partner and baby
daddy fixed my bike at the bike shop.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Isn't that nice? And then some people I know you
don't want to be with a sparky Sparky's and messy buggers.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah, messy bunkers is a very funny way of describing
someone else. Will cleaned it up on a spark. You're
going to get to the bloody beach house. Oh, chop
sparks park, sparks back.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
I'll let the hairy do that. Does he know what
he's doing? Na, well, he's got to lunch. Short time,
Oh my time cool anywhere. I'm going to go to
the bloody Beach House to our sparky list. We want
to get that, we.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Want to get there, we want to get the bloody
launch shots. We want to get the launch out on
the waterway before you know all the other Sparky's get here.
Shot spined from someone that can't wire or build. Yeah
that's right, Yeah, no I can't potters. He potters shot
with all the other tradees I was teaming up with
all the other trades were getting stuck under the sparkis No,

(38:10):
you're actually embarrassing yourself. Turn up in the European bands,
all right, calm down, play it. Ms fletchborn and enjoyed
some beautiful alter at the weekend Motorway Beach, one of
my favorite places I think in the entire country still.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Yeah, you drive on the beach.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
You can just drive and you just cruise on along
and then some dude and this and Safari blows past
you at a million miles an hour. And that's the
sort of driving and that's going to get banned driving
on the beach.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Ban running over some penguin nests.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
You don't go anywhere near the dunes. And then I
saw some guys on motorbikes in the dunes. I'm like,
clearly at signposted that we're not supposed to be in
the dunes.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
In the dunes what's the colony there? There's a bloody
seagull colony.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
And it's on the rocks, but you can't get your
car up with again. It's the June life is.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Very important, and there's birds nesting in there and all
sorts of plants and such. It's not for the faint
of heart that bee which swim there sometimes.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Between the flags. I wouldn't go where you drive down
and your cars. I certainly wouldn't swim until you got
to the knees tops, into the knees, the knees and
wade you can wait tops. I wouldn't even do that
thing where I went into my waist and crashed down
and did a wheeze.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
I wouldn't do that out.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
You didn't even do that roguewave undulating surface under the water.
Great word, thank you.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
So I was parked of there through the ball for
the dogs.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Put a couple of like pictures and videos on Instagram
and somebody messaged me saying, God, this makes me miss
New Zealand. They were they lived here for a little while,
but they were back in their home country overseas, and
it was their home country European. They just see European.
They didn't specify their country is Europe.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
Well, I said, oh, whereabouts in the world have you
like headed back to And they said Europe.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
They're so vague, Yeah, but they could be embarrassed. They
could be like one of the yuck European.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Europe Wait, what's yuck European? Nothing? Actually nothing, get there.
I'm just to look up country in Europe very sort
of like sitting on the fence just by saying Europe.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
That might be to Switzerland, or like maybe they were
French and didn't want to admit it because of our
sordid past with the East with the Rainbow Warry, how
we pretty much roll in and saved their asses in
World War Two and then they tested nuclear bombs just
outside and then bombed our beautiful Rainbow Warrior boats. They
could be Belarussian, Belarusian, Yeah, maybe anyway. So anyway, they said,

(40:28):
that makes me miss New Zealand and the bakeries.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
And I said, a bigger pip and they said, no one.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
Everyone in New Zealand takes for granted that other countries
don't do bakeries, like.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
You guys, what do they eat?

Speaker 6 (40:41):
But if you do bake, if they do bakeries, overseas,
they'll be like, you're going and you buy bread or
breadsticks or like plain croissants or something that made me
now that moved thinking back their explanation of that that
sounds French.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah, okay, that sounds friend.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
But they said, you.

Speaker 6 (40:54):
Guys don't understand that no one does bakeries like.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
You with sandwiches and sausages. Would sausage thing is in there,
sweet sweets, slice chips, chicken bits, g force yes, and and.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Some monster energy in a lift plus.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
And a coffee, milk drink and a bottle.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
And then on the other side you've got stampork, bunsch
in kebabs and even coffees.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Everything a bacon.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
If you want a bacon pie, you can have a
bacon thick pie. If you want a cheese and bacon loaf,
you can have one of those too.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
You want plain.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Bread, it's there, but you don't have to have it.
You can have it with some fillings in it. And
the fillings are all rammed to the front to make
the sandwich. In the back end of the sandwich is
pretty empty, but there's a sandwich there.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Because I'm just thinking when I and Copenhagen They're famous
for their pastries and their slices, but that's that's all
you get there.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
And I was like high end, we're like lowing bakeries.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Yeah, you can go in with ten bucks a still
get like a lunch that's wild, you know.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
I love as well as that the rough of the
bakery looks the bit of the pies, you know what
I mean, very unassuming bakery near us Sporn, the one
that's won all the supreme pie stuff.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Yeah, assuming bakery. You've got to go through the flaps.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
I don't want any English behind the counter. I want
I want to know English.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
I want someone who's built something from the ground up
or arrived in this country on the bones of their ars,
and you look at them and you're like, that's the
New Zealand success.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
The kids to serve me and I want them to
be proud.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
And I want those kids that not be paid.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yes, And I want to go through plastic flaps.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Oh, I don't know about the plan.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
And I want to be in a queue of tradees
who are just here to eat a delicious pine.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
I want to then there are no one's wearing hivers
in the queue. It's not a good bakery, not a
good bakery, because they.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Know that's so true, isn't it? And I was just travel.
You don't get that overseas far from a bakery. Yeah,
they've got bakeries.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
And not not like that. They've got cafes. Yeah, they've
got cafes. They don't have bakeries like us. We've got bakeries.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
But when he does bakeries and dairies like New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Like and our and like qumu Hiopie where I live,
little west Auckland, sort of like village village town.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
It's a hamlet. It's a strip, really it is. And
there's that's very rude.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
How many bakeries That bakery we're talking about is the
bakery of the road around the corner. That's the one,
and the next that one's yeah, that's an unassuming looking bakery.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
A little bit of a break the country whatever, and the.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
One over the most has got robbers. So then then
if you correlate that to the how fat we are?

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Like your mouth, why don't you sho why don't you
shot your mouth and put a cussid square in it?
Because maybe you want a sausage roll.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Fat sausage roll or biscuits in it.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Yeah, I want a Lemono slice and I'll tell you
where I'll find one. A bakery, we don't know how
lucky we are, and we take it for granted.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
We take it for granted. We take it for granted
it and I ask you to no longer sit idly
by yes and just be, you know, take these bakeries
for granted.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
I think we should go and go into our bakeries
today and enjoy them and say to them, I appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
And if they say no, pay away. If you say
no problem and you or you know, it's wipe. They
don't want to be.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
They want people going through this responsible, but they do
want to play the two and a half percent of pay.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Do you know what a.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Bakery is good at giving them a five dollar note
and then giving you two twos and a one. You
can always count on a bakery to give you two
twos and a one.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Why do you need to some coins? Maybe I'm doing
a laundry.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
They're going to be doing an exchange of That's just
another service they offer. It's just another service at three
o'clock in the morning, to make our pies pies and bread.
This is why we haven't all left New Zealand like
everybody else. We could go and earn a thousands more overseas.
They won't give us our pies and our slices.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
When on Saturday it's it's it's got, it's got a
wow man, it's a little fiddy.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, I am anything in the fridge to make a sandwich. No,
where am I going bakery?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Damn right? Where am I going? You're damn right? What
am I getting when I get there?

Speaker 4 (45:08):
A pie of ee?

Speaker 5 (45:09):
You're damn right? What else? Sandwich?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Because plays ms FLETCHPHN and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
You may remember I shared with you and the listeners
a list of things that etiquette expert William Hanson had
said were very common right, And we had a lot
of fun with it because a lot of the.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Works out who he was.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
He's the guy that you see the clips of on
on social media and it is a podcast and it's
very funny.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
And he always says, don't we don't clink glasses, we
don't smash glasses together. When we cheers, we simply raise
it and say cheers like this, Little bits like that.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
When we worked a crack smack it dangerous classy?

Speaker 9 (45:49):
Are we?

Speaker 5 (45:50):
We ain't classy? Love? And I'm so right now he
does have a podcast.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Help. I sexted my boss it's him and Jordan North
and that he's the common man and he's the fancy.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
It's so funny. You'll see clips of it all the time.
Ye not as not.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
You're not gonna laugh out louder every morning Monday to Friday.
Take Us with You radio app. Take there, that's a
KP I have just take there.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
She's reminant the men.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
It turns out someone let us know on the international
podcast Family that they talked about us in their podcast.

Speaker 8 (46:22):
Susie and Bethan got in touch after hearing New Zealand
radio hosts Fletcher, Vaughn and Hailey talk about us on
their show.

Speaker 10 (46:31):
Oh wow, is this another one of those rude Australian DJs.

Speaker 8 (46:34):
Well, this is New Zealand, which is like Australia, just
with a bit more class Australian. Here's the clip.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Now, you would have seen this gentleman on Instagram mocking
his voice radiates gay.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
I've seen him Instagram and he's got it and he's
going to podcast with like a common man.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
He's very self aware of his pony.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
I mean, you do, but sound are wearing a pink cable.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
They sound radiate common man. I think that was nice.
Wasn't that well?

Speaker 8 (47:10):
Would you rather radiate gay or be referred to as
a common man tough one? Yes, I know that's coming
from me.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Leave Susan and Beth and Fletcher and Vaughn, Susan and
Haley Fletch, Vahn and Haley, come and give us a
listen next time in the UK, common.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Say hello, yes, oh my god, the actual clip? Did
they didn't play a lot more? Yes? I cut it
down a lot. That is my first time hearing there.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I see you. You know I'm mocking his voice and
I say, radiate's gay? Oh my apologies, William, Oh my god?
We are common, aren't we? Because all we did was
mock the beautiful accents. They called us nasal. We know that.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, mostly though we've been invited, we can toast, not clink.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
No, when I get there, if he raises a glass,
I'll be absolutely smash.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
There's no way I'm going, and I'll be wearing track
pants on my birkenstocks and socks. And how there a
comment call? We comment. I know, but now we're in
a podcast loop.

Speaker 12 (48:20):
I know.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
So we talked about it, thus putting it in our podcast,
and now I've put our podcasts in their podcast. Now
we've put their podcasts and our podcast in which our
podcast is in their podcast.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
This is the loops, the loop we are looping.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Well, we will extend the same infight to William and
Jordan the Pons Gay Radiator, and you're more than welcome
anytime you're in New Zealand to come say hi to us.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Absolutely, I mean it's yeah, more likely that we'll be
over there than they would.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
A long way to go, long way to go, bottom
of the world or what do they call what do
you call us? Elegant Australia take that.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Ms Fletch Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Play Fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
Now I don't have one today, but yesterday I opened
up Facebook Messenger and at the top where it tells
me who's online, this is on my phone.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
This is not on the computer.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
This is on my phone, and it's got a picture
of me, and it says post the note, which I've
done once yep. And I don't see anybody else using
that feature ever. Again they could.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Pretty post yeah, post the note.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Okay, well you are, you're actually number one on my
people online list, followed closely by flitch whoa onlines. You
got your name's at the top, and you've got a
green dot beside you know, God, I'm going to hide that.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Should I say my note?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Man?

Speaker 5 (49:41):
How good? Just I reckon? Just for the sake of brevity,
something real quick?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Just cheese?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Yeah, okay, that's good.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
All right, I've shed.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Cheese. But you put a full stop on a question
mark or a statement or a rhetoric.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
No, it's a statement.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Cheese. Okay.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
So Carwen's actually my number one online person, your third
born and fifth fletch wouch out. I think that's actually
just who you've messaged recently.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Isn't it talk all day every day? No, it's who's online?
People who are online?

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Yeah, it's online.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
So beside mine, where it's is plost the note your note,
and then in between that and where Haley's man, how
good is cheese?

Speaker 12 (50:25):
Is?

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:26):
There was this popping off? Hang on, sorry is my
note popping off? What's the feedback so far?

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Why it's your note? I don't know, you get I
just want.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
To know the general feedback from the public like how
we loving it? People are like, that's a funny observation.
Replied to your note, I laughed, But now you've disappeared
from my messenger. So in there between my face and
where Haley's was the position now taken by Fletch Yeap,
my number one messenger buddy.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
And in between it it was a big vibrant picture.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
I just got another bit of feedback on my how
good as cheese? Someone told me to f up, oh shivers.
Was it Fletcher's cart Fletcher, that's that's so many on cheese.
You know, he doesn't want everyone knowing about how great
cheese is because the new feature.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
No, because you took it blathering.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
On it's so aggressive. So between mine and my first
place it was a big vibrant picture and I was like,
what the hell is that? And underneath it said where
it says people's names, it said memories. What So I
was like, is this like telling me my memories? Like
my Facebook memories, which I love to go in every
single day. I see what my kids were up to
when they were little, tiny babies. And it's not It's

(51:37):
a photo that someone posted in a group chat and
it says memories.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
I know, memories from the gaggle, and it was a
short No, we don't need memories from group chats. No,
I wouldn't have thought so group chats and then they're
just they're done with. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Now someone at my other my friend Nicho's done a
laugh face and he says, gotta say it depends on
the cheese. So this is actually I'm just saying, are
we talking about the memories or the notes?

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Carwhen producer coming, you had a memory pop up and
messinger chat.

Speaker 13 (52:09):
Yeah, and I'll be honest and vulnerable. It was a
picture of me and an X from years and years
and years ago.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Whoaw And I was like, oh what is this?

Speaker 13 (52:17):
And yeah, down the bottom it said shared an X
y Z group chat and I was like, oh, no,
that's a group chat that hasn't been used since university.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
No, that's the other thing. It's going to redg up
all these group chats that you don't want to be
a part of. I don't want that.

Speaker 13 (52:31):
Now, fun tap you can go to the little dots
and click hide all memories from this chat.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
And where's the dots?

Speaker 4 (52:37):
It was on the picture and you open yet I
don't have the speech. I still don't have millennial font
on my Instagram. I'm so disappointed.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Do I have millennial font?

Speaker 12 (52:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (52:49):
I stick with the tribe and man, I'm going so
what I always use and it's the same, And I
put a black background so you can see the writing
every single time.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Yeah, I do the same worn and it's embarrassing me.
You want to get the I'm sorry, I'm just waiting
for more feedback on my man. How good is cheese? Note,
I don't know if you're going to get it.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
I don't know if you're going to get it, but
just I would just say hide, hide it from somebody
else who might then spark up.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
I know, but they're like, hey, guys, remember this.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
No, let the past be the past. Yeah, okay, we
are in the future. That is the past and near
shall the term miss?

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Especially with group chats, we move exactly.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
A lovely lady called Meghan met a man called Lord Bertie.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Way, wait what, here's the whole story.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Meghan met Lord Bertie online, hit it off straight away,
a relationship sprung, first date showered with gifts, extravagant dinners
at fancy restaurants, champagne luxury three course meals everything. She
was like, how are you a law He claims that
his great great grandfather had invented the Underwood typewriter and

(54:06):
that's where his name and all of his money came from. Right,
he's from money. Relationship progressed rapidly, showering her with gifts, cars, dogs.
After a while, Megan moved into his beautiful house I
wish he claimed to have broughted auction. Six months he
Lord Bertie proposes with a five carrot Cartier diamond ring.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Is in England. The because he's a lord, because lord.
You know when you watch The Gentleman, the Lord.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
A massive landowners. Yeah yeah, but everyone is, oh my god,
he's a lord.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Yeah. So six months and he proposes with a five
carrot Cartier diamond ring. We're talking money, right, and she's like,
oh my god, this is incredible. Two months out from
the wedding, she's like, something's up, surely.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
Lord Bertie. Things are going quite fast here.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
They're going fast.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
He hasn't really had time to do any due diligence.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
No, so she notices a few suspicious things happening, one
of which is a huge amount of mail coming to
their house under completely different names. Oh, and it just
starts arriving and she's like, what is all this about?
And he's like, it will just be you know, previous owners.
She's like, under like eight names. So she starts investigating. Oh,

(55:24):
Lord Bertie, Lord Bertie is in fact not Lord Bertie.
Lord Bertie is a fraudster who has scammed people out
of hundreds of thousands of dollars, including herself. She found
it had wrapped up sixty thousand dollars worth of debt
under her name. Became very defensive. Not only that, but
once the true identity was revealed.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
What's his name? I was just looking it up. His
name is Robert Medetsky.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
He was also revealed because her mum put on Facebook
that my daughter's been seeing this guy and we've discovered
all of this, and people started contecting her, including.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Several men who revealed that they had been sleeping with
him in their.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Bed their house.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Oh my god, so canceled two months out from the wedding.
We is canceled. So wait? How long was the point?

Speaker 13 (56:15):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (56:16):
Only six months? He'd been together? Six months together? Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Okay, and then only a few more months before they
were planning to wed but two months out she discovered
all of this.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
At least she found out two months before the wedding,
not a day before.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Yeah. Yeah, so she obviously separated from him. She has
worked over the last couple of years to pay off
the debt herself, because it's kind of she could do.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
He went to prison, he's on the run.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
He escaped.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Is this why this news story is like a thing again?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Yeah, because he's still on the run. That's why I
was googling his name before. He has not been found.
He escaped from prison and the UK was sentenced to
five years under the alias Lord Bertie Underwood, but his
real name is Robert Anyway, what a crazy thing to
find out about someone just before you're about to commit
before the Lord himself just been in the rest of

(57:04):
your days with this person. I want to know what
did you find out just before the wedding, because secrets
will be revealed, and then the pressure cooker of a
wedding I think sometimes sort of squeezes these out like
a white head.

Speaker 6 (57:14):
I'm also keen to hear about the little things that
kind of popped up, like you might have been going
over the wedding menu and they're like, oh, no, we
don't do prawns because oh yeah, do you.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
But how do you know someone doesn't like prawns if
you've been engaged in them for years?

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Well maybe it's just never come up. Yeah, yeah, maybe
it's never come up.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
Or oh what about when you're going to pick your
wedding cake and you're like, obviously the basic lay needs
to be of truthcake.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
That's why they have fruitcake on the bottom.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Cake on the bottom.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
We're not doing a styrene layer chocolate.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
No, we're not doing fruit This is what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
You find out just before the wedding they don't like fruitcake.
This anymore that this isn't looking after don't like fruitcake.
It's a stabilizer on the bottom.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
It's for the Christmas fruitcake you Distiver's got wrecked in miles.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Depend on you, nany old lady. Okay.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
We want to know that there the big or the
little discovery you made about the person you were just
about to marry.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Because you you make a good point.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
You hear these stories of people that find out that
the bridesmaids, you know, sleeping with the groom, and it
does come to a head because maybe the bride'smaid's like,
I can't let this happen.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Yeah, the brides's like I got left. You know what
about it?

Speaker 4 (58:29):
If it's just before the wedding you find out that
they've been previously married because you go to get the
wedding certificate and they can't be like doing it because
they're still technically married. Hmmm yeah, juicy, Yeah, fantastic. When
need you to get the PaperWorks sorted?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it later.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Yeah, we'll come to it.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
We'll come to it.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Okay, Well, eight hundred dollars it in is the number?
Give us a call. Ticks through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
What did you find out about your partner just before
the wedding? Yeah? Whether it was something big like a
secret family.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
All att all, like a secret prawn aalogy? Wow, it's
what did you discover about your partner just before you
married them? Were they a fraudster who had been sleeping
with men in your marital bed like this called lord
and called himself Lord Bertie Underwood.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
Yeah, however his name was Robert Berty Underwood's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
I'm loving the amount of text messages that come in
with don't call me Colwen to start with them sore points.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
But it would be you spend all this time with
someone and then just before the wedding.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Oh look, this is always saying this is a juicy story,
devastating for her, and she had to pay money bags
were heartbroken.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
But you know, somebody said, I found out that he's
mildly allergic to peanuts, and I've been making peanut noodles
for lunch for both of us on enough for months.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
Oh he must really love you. Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
It just has a really horrible afternoon of shallow, hard
breathing and a rip and headache.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
That does sunk though.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
That means every dinner going henceforth is no peanuts or
sante chicken.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Yeah, I'm reconsidering the proposal.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Because I masate gown.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
We're hearing from a lot of people who are saying,
you don't need to have fruitcake as the bottom layer
of somebody said you can have lollly cake as the
bottom layer.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Oh god, that is so.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Many malt biscuits. Oh my god, what did it structurally
hold together when it got warm?

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Yep, I know what you mean, because the butter melts
that's the solidifying of the butter is what gives it
its structure.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
The whole thing needs to not be warm to be fair.

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Yeah, somebody else said that they didn't want to have
fruitcake on the bottom layer of their wedding cake. They
had chocolate and they just had extra dowling put in
a structure. Yeah, you can't be rocking around with bits
of wood and your cake on your wedding days.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Some weird squares anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Yeah, God, the holy cake. Okay, so it's it's phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Off the topic of cake, if we digress, we digress.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Found out six weeks before the wedding that had gambled
all of our money away thirty two thousand dollars down
the drain. My me covered the wedding, divorced three years
later after another very big wake up course.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Oh I'm so sorry. It's really sad. That's awful. But
it's sneaky, isn't it. Don't call me?

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
Okay, okay, But someone I know got his wife's best
friend pregnant the week before the wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
She didn't find out till the month after the wedding,
but he went at the wedding. Yeah, a week standing there. Yeah,
some more thoughts on cake we didn't ask for.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
Okay, don't call me, it's a welcome sidebar. Found out
that I dated his cousin. Locked eyes with a cousin
as I walked up the island.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
I was like, what are you doing here? I never
told my now husband, but I found out later in
the day that their cousin's so far never told him.
So if you were getting married and you're watching him,
it was better. Yeah, we need to follow it a
cousin or husband.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
It's fine. Don't call you, no name, she won't call Colin.
You want to call colan.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Anonymous? Don't call Okay. The week before the wedding, I
found it here.

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Twin brother had never met him because he learved to
overseas and they never video called. Oh anonymous, don't call.
That's not on you, though, is it that's on your partner?

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Maybe she doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Of course she's got a sore throat this morning. Similar
my bestie was days out from her wedding, and the
pressure cooker environment meant that a lifelong secret came blurting out.
She had a secret sister that her mum had never
told her about, or her father about either. So Mom's
just like, where's mum.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Ruining the big moment?

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Different dad obviously.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
Yeah, Mom's got big not enough of a versus about
me energy. You know you you'll be like, oh, mother
doesn't like this day is not all about her, and
she's about to make it all about her.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
But her husband is a better lover. Ah, right, Okay,
really marry the one that's the best in bed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Yeah you said that last week.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
You're going to marry the well rounded individual.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Yeah, even if it means nah, sometime between the cousin
and the time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
You can work on You can work on that if
you've got yeah, yeah, you can teach, Yeah, you can teach,
write them some points, give direction, vocal in the bed, yes, yep,
you know, running therapy here, Yeah yeah, give them free
check out the first two seasons of six not laugh
you know, maybe maybe listen to that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
So I was just plugging my podcast there. Yeah, it's
good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Someone would like to approach a slight digression of the
sidebar if they may recake No, something they found out
just before a wedding, but not specifically involving the right
Oh yeah, okay. At my brother's wedding. I found out
the mate of honors father was offering sugar Daddy explicit deals.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
To young women who came to his business for financial
assists and would schedule it whenever his wife is routine
at the gym. Had to sit there and listen to
the wife talking about how amazing gym classes.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
I never said a word. I want to be shot,
as the messenger Wilde. I didn't think we'd get this many.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
No, it was almost impossible phone of us. Yeah, I said,
it's more incredibly difficult. But there is some.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Goss found out a couple of family secrets, big family
secrets before the big day. One a great granddad had
two families, one in Ireland and the other in England.
His son was a convicted bigger miss also so this
runs in the family. And also then that the other
one was that my granddad wasn't the father of my
NaN's eldest daughter. Why are they This isn't too much

(01:04:39):
because weddings are like the unions of families and it's
just like the gilt I thing. Yeah, someone does want
to if they may digress from this digression back to
the cake sidebar.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Okay, here we can sidebar cake, multi level cheese wedding cake.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
I've been to one of those. I me and my
friend Johnny had a cheese wheelers of cheese. Oh yeah,
them up. The just slices the cheese and goes, but
a honeycomb on the side. Some figgs maybe sort of
chuck hearry. We all agree that no one really likes cake.
I love cake. I don't really like cake. It's the

(01:05:13):
worst cake.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
What you've been giving your freezer for twenty years and
defrosted or something. No, yum, it all up as soon
as we did. You have a cake at your wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
And she's dead. It was lovely cake.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
It was nice.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
It's so nice. This was a fletched that was so
that was so close.

Speaker 12 (01:05:31):
That was.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Cover smooth, A beautiful way to celebrate her. Yeah, yuck.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
A lovely, beautiful god so one of the one of
the most genuinely good sounds beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Plays Zim s. Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Fact of the Day, Day.

Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
Day, day day.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Yeah, do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
It's Flag Week for the next two weeks yep vexologists
celebrate hooray love a flag.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Love flags, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
I don't care for them. I sort of think that
they're nice to look at. I like flags for things
other than countries, but you know, I don't feel like
a real scense of pride in a flag.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
If we've got red peak, I reckon I love it. Yeah, yeah, beauty,
it was a beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
It is a nice thing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
You can't be Simplicity for flags is absolutely crucial symbolic
as well.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
It just needs to be a simple as you can. Yeah,
would you get another riferendum going? What did it costs
last time? Twenty six millions? You just refrain us. You
don't ask people things? Can you just tell us?

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
You just tell us that. No, no, no, you don't
just tell old people that's that's still we would have that. Yeah,
even asked the people that's democracy. Well, but where does
that get us? Here?

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Which something has been going well? Seems to be going well? Well?
Today's fact and this I did not. I honestly can
tell you I didn't know. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
The South African flag is only thirty years old. It
was designed one month before it became the official flag
of South Africa.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
Yeah, did it used to have a Did they have
a Commonwealth flag?

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
They had the last flag they had whereas from nineteen
twenty eight to nineteen ninety four was orange at the
top to represent the Dutch in audience in the area,
and white and blue. And then the most unusual thing
was in the inner part of their flag. They had
three smaller flags.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Yeah, the British one of Dutch origin and the original
South African Republic flag.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
It's a good flag now, it's simple. Yes, it used
to be. Oh yeah, weird. It wasn't like weird. Yuck.
What is there three flags within a bigger flag on
the scale of it that would be so small.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
If a kid can't draw a six year old can
draw flag, it's too complicated.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
You couldn't You couldn't stitch that embroidered.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
There was a small scale of a tattoo to get
after the Olympics. Oh yeah, but the flag that we
all know now, the South African flag was designed like
a month before it was that's so good put into use.

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
It was in March nineteen ninety four and adopted in
April nineteen ninety four. During South Africa's nineteen ninety four
general election because I said the old flag wasn't representative
of the.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Future of South Africa. They're nice.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
So it's got some nicknames. Somebody calls it the old
y or the rainbow flag, but of course the old
rainbow flags.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
Now the gays have got the rainbow flag. Yeah, gaze
a gaze that game. The gays no weed a flag too.
And I was like, all right, what do you want?
What do I want?

Speaker 12 (01:09:05):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
We're going to start with a rainbow flag, easy, you see,
and then we're gonna have a triangle in the corner.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
And then we're gonna keep adding more elements. It's gonna bloody. Yeah,
they keep adding things. Now they ti die. They should
just do a tied because it's everything.

Speaker 6 (01:09:18):
When the first rainbow flag was designed beautifully simplistic, yeah,
you know, as I said, six year old.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
Because it's now now now it's got too.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
Much in the corner. Yeah, almost more make another flag.
But the color palette in the South African flag, there
was a big, big contentious that the you know, the
top portion that's red. Yeah, some South Africans wanted that
orange because the other gold in the triangle in the
corner of the South African flag is gold gold, right,

(01:09:47):
but they said that we should have orange in this.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
To reflect our Dutch heritage. That makes sense, and it
was overruled. It's called Chili red. It's a good red
Chili red. It is a very good red when you
look at it. It's a definitively red red. Yeah, good flag.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
And wept up last minute, like I like work project
the night before good.

Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
Night and the time well for thirty years anyway, South Africa,
it's it's synonymous. So today's fact to the day is
a South African flag, blow me down, thirty years old.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
And also not a single South African X in from
either of you two. And it's still.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
I've actually come up with a really good idea for
a PROMI I think that we should all fletch for
and Hailey go to South Africa.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Yeah, and we don't tell anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
We're on the radio and we go around and I
try to come off as a South African.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Okay, we just see.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
We really put it to the test to try to
find out if I would pass. I have to go
to a posh party. I have to hire a nice car,
you know, all of that. I get my hair done.
We get a driver just for safety. Down fact of
the day, day day day day Do do do do

(01:11:02):
did do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do doooo doo.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Play Ms Fletchborne and Haley play Zidims Flitchborne and Hailey
Well January the twenty fifth in Auckland, Wellington the twenty
seventh and Wellington.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
You can join Jack Whitehall and its fine the Michael
tickets from ticketmaster.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
Dot co dot in zid Well. We've got two.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
Thirds of the Whitehall family joining us. Now I've got Jack,
We've got Hillary, but no Michael.

Speaker 14 (01:11:32):
We've lost one Whitehall.

Speaker 10 (01:11:33):
Yeah, we've given this.

Speaker 15 (01:11:35):
He had too much white wine to drink and when
he got hard and fell asleep.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Oh my, that's incredible, that's fantastic.

Speaker 15 (01:11:44):
He walked into my house and like went straight to
my fridge, which, to be fair, is what I do
when I walk into your house, cracked into one of
my bottles of white wine. Was three glasses down by
the first interview, and now he's like done for the night.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Yeah, but that's payback, isn't it from what the years
of us walking into our parents' house is drinking their wine.
And then topping it up with water and hoping they
don't noticue, why is this Why is this wine gone
or watery? I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Maybe it's gone, Maybe it's gone bad.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
Mother, I think it may be corked.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
You should send it back to the manufacturer.

Speaker 10 (01:12:18):
Yeah, why is this vodka? And the freezer actually frozen?

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
I thought free Oh my god, Hilary, I did that
as a teenager. One percent replaced it with water and
it froze, and she was like, got really, my parents
always keep this spirit's at room temperature.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
How common, very common, How very common.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Small, We've got a small footage, Joy must use it
for milk and Darian, oh gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:12:41):
How they were saying, well, we are joined by Jack
Whitehall and his mother Hillary, father Michael sleeping it off,
taking himself after bed.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Because you guys are going to be coming down to
New Zealand and January. Jack and Hillary, you're welcome.

Speaker 15 (01:12:57):
To He's got to do a whole town in Australia
and you can't even do an evening of interviews without
tapping out.

Speaker 14 (01:13:06):
Yeah, no, we're coming down for a for a tour
the Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:13:12):
We're very excited.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Is this a text? Deductible way to escape the British winter.

Speaker 14 (01:13:21):
Anywhere but London in January and February.

Speaker 15 (01:13:24):
It was quite a tactical decision to come down to
New Zealand at that juncture.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
Do you have a lot of fun traveling with your parents,
because I don't know how flinten Vorne you guys would
go traveling with your parents.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
I could definitely travel with my Yeah. I love traveling
with my mum and dad, and only just because sometimes
they foot the bill, because they pay for everything. Yeah, yeah,
that's what's fun.

Speaker 15 (01:13:45):
So I have I have the opposite, which is it
costs me so much more when I tour with them
because they have like just such ridiculous They have a
ridiculous rider. Michael has to stay in like five star
hotels and needs to be based. He treated like he's
a royal dignitary, like on a like a tour, and

(01:14:07):
he always insists on having expensive champagne in all of
the dressing rooms. Whenever we've done tour shows before and
I'm like us champagne, He's like, well, in case I
have friends in that night, It's like you don't have
any friends. You have one friend when we play bath
in England. That's the one night you need a couple
of bottles of champagne. You don't need it every night
of the tour. So we always lose money because of

(01:14:29):
his alcohol bill.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Yeah, I'm quite concerned for you guys the inn, because
I mean, we're not known for our champagne, but we
are very much known for our wine. In New Zealand,
We've got some of the best wine in the world.

Speaker 10 (01:14:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:14:40):
I met my other son has just moved into a
house and next door is a Kiwi living.

Speaker 10 (01:14:47):
There, and we're going down your way in the new year,
and he said, oh, do you like wine? I sug
just we love wine, and.

Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
He said he started giving me recommendations within a nanosecond.

Speaker 10 (01:14:56):
W And apparently just off the coast of Auckland that's
got one.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
You're far rat in. Hillary absolutely love a down white. Heck.

Speaker 10 (01:15:09):
I mean we do have to remember too that we
are actually working every evening.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
What time do these shows start, how long do they
go for? What time do they finish the night? Is young?

Speaker 10 (01:15:20):
Sure, that's true. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 15 (01:15:23):
Also, to be fair, I never drink when I go
on stage, and I've tried it a couple of times,
but I've always slightly resisted the urgent case I'm really good,
and then I'm dependent on it. I've always managed to
likeworth ever, like being too intoxicated on stage.

Speaker 14 (01:15:38):
But Michael literally will not go on stage really unless
he's like half cart.

Speaker 9 (01:15:42):
Absolutely not, And then we have to hide the bottle
in the interval because he comes off and says, right, well,
I'll have another glass now, and I go, okay, you
have one before the show, one during the show.

Speaker 10 (01:15:51):
I think we're done now, but.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
No, I feel I feel the white holes going to
fit in like a puzzle paper.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Well, now, obviously you guys are quite a close family unit,
but Mum, do you ever is it ever been a
time where Jack said something on.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Stage that you're like off that crosses a line?

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Because I do a bit of stand up comedy and
sometimes my parents WinCE and they can't listen and they
just will never come again.

Speaker 9 (01:16:15):
I mean, there's always the jokes about Michael's sex life,
about which he knows absolutely nothing and so.

Speaker 10 (01:16:23):
Makes it up.

Speaker 9 (01:16:23):
And I always go, you know, if people laugh, great,
I'll take it. But when they stop laughing, Jack, you're
in big trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
That's the line for you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Yeah, some of our.

Speaker 10 (01:16:35):
Physical inadequacies as well. I kind of saw the line
at because I think quite mean.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
But there's nothing you don't say, Jack, You've shared too
much about yourself that your parents didn't know about you.

Speaker 14 (01:16:47):
Yeah, I mean, I've definitely had that experience.

Speaker 15 (01:16:49):
In fact, the last time this was this was the
most mortifying was the last time I was in Australia
New Zealand.

Speaker 14 (01:16:55):
It's actually when I met my partner.

Speaker 15 (01:16:57):
Roxy and I had my last tour show and she
invited her mom and dad, who I'd never met before
to one of my shows. And I was in the
middle of the show and then launching into this routine
about my sex life and sort of like sexual escapades,
and then sort of saw them in the audience and
I was like, this is the worst first impression that

(01:17:17):
you could possibly give. Definitely before in a more sort
of convivial atmosphere rather than just going straight into the
sort of sex stories.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Yeah, I made a show once, a solo show, and
I forgot that at one point I did flesh my
bristocles and I yeah, I forgot just for a moment
and the lights went out, but you caught just a
glimpse as your eyes adjusted, and I forgot and I
invited my partner's appearance, totally forgotten.

Speaker 14 (01:17:43):
I also had the first time I ever did a
sex scene on screen.

Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
It wasn't.

Speaker 15 (01:17:55):
It was a comedy show I did in the UK
called Fresh Meat, and there was a they had like
a premiere of it, and I invited mom and dad along,
and we'd filmed it like eight months before, so I'd
completely forgotten what was in it. And then I'm suddenly
in this cinema, sat in between my mum and dad,
and I'm like, oh my god, there's about to be
a really graphic sex scene and I'm going to watch
it with my parents.

Speaker 14 (01:18:15):
And I was absolutely dreading it.

Speaker 15 (01:18:16):
And then it started and I turned to my left
and I looked at Hillary and she had her head
in her hands.

Speaker 12 (01:18:20):
And put the watch like it was a horror movie.
And I was like, Oh, that's pretty bad. And then
I bite and my dad was like nodding his head
at me and approval. I like, that's definitely a worse reaction.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
Takes after his father.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
I like that you're in the middle of them too,
of all the seeding combinations possible in the middle of occurrences,
so much worse than anything else. Yeah yeah, flanked by them,
we couldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
Even say next to each other. If they can avoid it,
Oh that's magic.

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
Well, the White Holls are on tour Auckland January twenty fifth,
twenty twenty five, Wellington two days later, January twenty seven.
Tickets at ticket Master dot cut on in it and
if you want to if you've been missing it for
their travel shows Fatherhood with My Father as on Netflix.
So to the Whitehalls, well two thirds and then the
other one can absolutely get started.

Speaker 15 (01:19:14):
Thank you so much for joining Hillary jesticles if you
buy a ticket as well.

Speaker 10 (01:19:18):
Yeah yeah, Hillary needs big money for that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Yes, of course we look forward to taking over to ya, darlings.

Speaker 10 (01:19:30):
I'm looking forward to a night out with you guys.
And are you in Auckland? Yeah, yeah tonight and we'll
leave Michael in the hotel and I'm getting out for
you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
Let's start us locking in.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
Thanks guys, Bye plays its Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 7 (01:19:54):
It is so silly, silly, silly there st.

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
Today's still a little pole is a question that on
its surface seems easy. You do have a little deeper
The question gets a whole lot harder. You can only
pick one kind of lolly, hard lily or softly soft
every time.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
This is really difficult because you know I love lollies. Yeah,
that's my like sweet treat of choice.

Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
Because my immediate reaction was for team soft gummies, yes,
like snakes, bears.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
Coke, bottles, jubes. You know I love a.

Speaker 6 (01:20:37):
Jew a soft tube, team hard, hard, boiled sweet raspberry
drops your traditional.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Like you're Werthers. Yes, yes, then I'm going a jaffer
exactly more of a chocolate than a sweet. You're silly, fool.
What about a skittle? No, that's starts hard in soft.
What's everything in soft and gooey and pooey, doesn't it?
That's that's what it comes whole. Imagine eating Imagine everything

(01:21:06):
you ate came out the same consistent that you ate it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
Oh God, that would be weird. Let's all think about
the bloody, horrible dry and then flaking it down. It's
by it south through the entire system and so disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
Obviously there is a bit of contention, yeah, about what
is a soft and what is a hard?

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
Soft Lillies smoked it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
Eighty nine percent of people said soft, eleven said hard.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
I would find it so fascinating to see like the
supermarket stats of like just the confectionery and lawyers and
chocolate people and like what times, because I've been in
like the city supermarkets, like after people finish work and
chocolate gets decimated.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
I had a couple of blocks of beers over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
Yes, we got a Caramelos, not Caramelo, the caramel one. Yeah,
Saturday night, and then Sunday we've got a Rollo roller,
a Rollo block retro, very hard to break, not a
rollo tube, not a tube.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Rollo no, no, no, the domes all yeah together, I
had to break, crazy to break. Let's get some feedback
on the On the matter of soft, Jenna says, I'm
not working for my treat.

Speaker 6 (01:22:20):
Oh okay, she wants a treat, no questions, no effort.
Emma said, hard dollies cut up the inside of your mouth.
Chewy gummy soft lollies are the way.

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
Amanda says, because my teeth are trash, it has got
to be soft. Why your teeth are trash? Many have
too many soft You've done that to yourself. Mason said,
give me a big soft bag of lollies. A quiet
house and a strong internet connection, and I'll be happy
gaming for hours.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
More of a savory boy when I'm gaming.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Do you know I can't believe I didn't mention this
my first ice cream cone? Last night we had eight
lunch and on the way back we thought, let's pop
in and see hitting the deary and got a got
a double skirt.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
Summers here ice cream cones over summer?

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Yeah, in winter? And what do you have a couple
of hot soup from Batan instead from.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
Can't we get a nice Maggie soup?

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
He shuts down the ice cream vending business entirely and
just deals out cups of padlocks it up?

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Zoe said, are skittles hard or soft? Skittles? I'd say
are hard hard.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
So medium wouldn't give that as an option. What do
fruit bursts count? As hard? As?

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
They start very hard, colder weather, the outer shell and
how they start is now you class them Jeffer hard?

Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
Lilly again, it's a chocolate You ever eating a fruit
burst fresh out of the glove box and some of
that and your teeth just slides straight. That's good stuff,
straight to the top to the what's a pineapple lump?
Soft again a chocolate um.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Soft because their outer shell is not that hard chilli
and hard put them in the fridge gem ha Yeah, okay,
Samanthas is hard because they last longer, meaning I eat less.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
That's just a bit of psychiatrician nutricio nutrition. Yeah, Brittany says,
are the best lollies ever, and nothing can change my mind.
I mean, I like, I like Barley sugar. You're wrong, Yeah,
just a flavored But I say, am I right in
saying that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
Wiled lilly?

Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
World sweet? Yeah sugar and dan glass windows out of them? Yes?
Did you?

Speaker 9 (01:24:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
I boss that out so naturally. That's a bit of
a time on a classic. And then you eat your
last How fun this in your house?

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
The greater I well, there's no joy and a hard
loly that breaks your teeth and takes you back to
nineteen ten sees Katelineah for some reason shows nineteen ten?

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Good year?

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
Was it?

Speaker 9 (01:24:55):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Just a good year all round?

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
Talking about this, I can't wait Swinish being built. That
thing's going to be so many voyages across the Atlantic.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
I'm hoping to get me a Ticky, the great Unsinkable
ship and I tell her what will be on that
ship with some hard boiled lollies.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
According to Caitlin, that's silly, little pole Shivers guys, ten
out of ten podcasts, that one. Yeah, I think two
of us were ten out of ten and one of
us wasn't or who was that? Which one?

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Well, if you enjoy today's podcast, give us a rating
and review, please do.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
This is a bad one. Don't know, don't bother? Yeah no,
don't don't bother.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
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