Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 7th November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The fleas Worn and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at macafe. The perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Please Ms Fleeborn and Haley. Thanks Brinn, Thanks Brian for
that news.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch Worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Just hit down, Just hit down, guys, just hit down
the world. Blessed day to live in New Zealand. That
will be fine. Yeah, what a great day to be
living at the bottom of the world.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
I sat on my dick yesterday.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
It was a lovely afternoon in Auckland, and I just thought, okay,
just hit down, you know, just try to keep in
our little corner of the world.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Four more years of that Orange man, No I got
I've got a huge export business.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Guy's'm a bit worried. I am a huge export about
the tower, sit, what is your exports? What are you exporting?
I've forgotten nuclear waste? Oh yep, do you know we were?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I've got a very smart friend who is undercovered. Is
not a smart friend? Oh yeah, my name's Haley.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
No embarrassing address me directly if you are.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You're your own sort of smart, right, yeah, you know
you're most special special. But then came out of the
box last night with like the economic impact. I was
just like Rosie.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Goofyr son of a Bitch. I always forget how smart
you are. Bad. Yeah, it's not great for New Zealand
because anything.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
We export to the US is immediately going to cost
twenty percent more. Yeah, it's not good overnight. So we
just won't get as much over you as people won't
pay for it.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
But then the local product anyway, anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Anyways, then I was like, what do we import from
the US? Because what do you reckon? Like, what do
we get from the candy is one of the main ones?
Is one of the main ones?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Actually?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Peanut butter cups and stuff like that. Uh, machinery is
one of them. Oh yeah, aircraft insurance and pension services. Okay,
who knew, right, But one of the things there was
on this list that I read was nuclear reactors.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm like, how is this even on the list? Fast No.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Reacted well the top six soon dealing with the fact
that Trump will be back in the White House and
when he was last in the White House famous for
having a diet coke button.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yes, so that the poster and immediately the staff would
bring him a diet car.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, so I've got the top six buttons art have
installed if I was president, which at the stage just
hasn't said that.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Crazy right, No, anyone can do it.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Dad, get in another chance at eight o'clock this morning
to go on the drawer to get to New York
for the iHeartRadio jingle ball Madison Square Gardens.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
At least there'll be no rioting.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
There's a silver line on the silver lining side of
the lift. We don't riot, no, no, we just take
a loss and cry for.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
A little bit.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Z ends Fleashborn and Haley, the three of us.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
We all have Apple Watches, don't we. We do, yes,
pause for applause. We're doing all right, you know. But
the Apple Watch one of my least favorite features is
that it nags you at ten to the hour to
stand up if you haven't stood in.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
That hour, and it's one minute one minute. It's quite
confronting sometimes, I know, because.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
It buzzes you only if you haven't stood for one
minute during that hour. Now, sometimes I have stood, and
it's a misunderstood, you know, it doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Sometimes remain setting, but put your hand up and jiggle
it for you move it.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Around from it and then you say shush, now you're done.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's a reminder that you've been on the couch or
at your desk at work for an hour.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Were way too long without moving.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
So it all adds up, these hours of sedentry behavior
with office jobs on the rise. Scrolling, you know, we
just sit on our phones and we scroll. We couch potato,
were watching Netflix at the end of the day. It
all adds up, and on average, we're spending six millennials
this is are spending sixty hours a week sitting down.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's not lying down, by the way, Okay, so that doesn't.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
That's during your active hours. That's a large hour awake.
We're spending more than a work week sitting because that
includes your workday everything. And then they're saying that the
problem with it being millennials that are sitting this much
is that we think that we're invincible. We don't really
have to address our health issues yet. You know what

(04:26):
I mean, I'm not not quite my fifties.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
You're in the prime year.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I remember prime years. I'm fine, Like it doesn't matter that much.
I'm pretty active. Even the people like yourself that go
to the gym and you and then you're like, great,
I've been really active. But if you spend the rest
of the day sitting, you're still like slowing down your metabolism,
increasing your risk of heart disease.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well that's depressing. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
So they're like basically like, get you've got to stand up,
You've gotta move, You've gotta stand up, You've got to move.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
You go to stand up? What do you want for me?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
The watch wants you to stand by alone?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I know, but I always think that, you know, when
you answer those questions when you're on like a I
don't know, like a health thing or something, and they're.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Like the police, where were you last night? Y? Yeah, Larren,
have not let me go?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
And I say to my two friends Fitch and Form
canvouch for me where I was. And then I say, hey, guys,
and you just go with me right.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Always always, But.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
You know, you answer those and it's like activity level
and it's always ex sedentary, lightly active, or super active,
meaning you're a courier or something.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, A courier, A courier, A courier.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
I'm always like, I'm I'm pretty active.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
But when you think about it, to work for you
a courier, they're pretty active.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
They're run and out of a van. Pretty active. But
I would think always moving.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I know, but that always confronts me because I'm always like,
I feel like I'm an active person, but really I
do spot it.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I was here longer.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I would put I say that name tree a century
down century, I.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Would say you would be moderate because you also do
a lot of yard work.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, that's why I got I'm done same.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I'm sort of I love.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
That's maybe why I remember earlier this year and got
such huge face. I was going to say, that's why
I have my butt pimples.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm just sitting on my.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
That's an old Sprout autobiography.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Breeze Books. What what's Breeze book? Unapologetically me and minus
Hayley Sprow.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
That will be a big seller. That will be a
big seller.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Born in Hailey. Producer Shannon has a moral quandary, and
in fact, a lot of people playing Wordle is actually
my rockquist band. What's that moral moral quandry?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
We're going to believe you would original great?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
So another started with a base always Shannon won't be
the only person with this moral quandary. In fact, people
may not know, but those playing Wordle still or connections
any of the New York Times games have.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
This quandary producing Shannon.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
Why, Well, they've gone on strike, yes, and the workers
have said, please break your streak to break our strike.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Break your streak to break the strike because they want
people to They want the New York Times, the people
that run it, to see that people are, you know,
behind their starts.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
By stopping playing wordle. So why aren't you getting on
board with this?

Speaker 7 (07:43):
Well, I don't want to break my streak.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
Well, so it's not that high.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
I had a streak of sixty eight and I lost
on my sixty ninth day.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
And say, how many people are still playing word Are
the stats still hoppy? Times New York Times game section
is red many class word rules, the spelling bee one.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I can't do that. I've never been able to do
that very well.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
I just I stopped playing word All maybe six months
after word All kind of blue.

Speaker 8 (08:15):
I have a ninety dollars subscription.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
What yeah, yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
A year?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah you is? Or Canadian or New Zealand dolls? I
don't know what it would be. How many is it
a year?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I think? How many times are you playing a year?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
How many dolls?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
How much? What are the rupees? How many a year?
How many French friends use? Amazing? How many Scottish.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Pounds do you play?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Twelve? What would be the equivalent of stealing silver?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
So you won't you won't break your street?

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yeah, and my streak's only eleven days.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
You're combarrassing, but back up to my sixty nine because scared.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
What a scabman like? You're crossing the picket line.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
It's back from the days like in England when they
were all the miners were striking. Yeah, and if you
cross the picket line to go and make some money
because it was tough times, people would scream.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
At your scab, scab, scab.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
Wow, well it kind of I don't really like I.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Se Italians in here all that. You don't care about
the journalist.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, it's just.

Speaker 8 (09:35):
Does my eleven day streak really make a difference?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yes, because you would stop playing, and then the New
York Times would see that and they go, Okay, this
is having an impact what people are rallying?

Speaker 8 (09:45):
What about Connections?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Then? As well?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Any of the New York Times games here saying are
you still playing Connections because you got into it?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Nah, but it was it was a good game.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Right, but there would be people still playing since the
pandemic that have massive streaks.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
You know, it was fun for a bit. Fletch and
I stopped at the sort of the same time, which
is a.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Couple of illiterate Yeah, we've done done. I try storm
and it doesn't work. And that's only eggs man play s.
Fletchborne and Hailey. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
This is the top six the Muppets impressions in studio.

(10:33):
Your relaxed, bigger current, that's a current reference reference.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Why did you just reach for your lip balm and
then pull away and not have your.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Lip If you need to lip bum please you lip balm.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Thank you you had the tube.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I've got Leano lips and Villa's trash. I'm so embarrassed.
I throw on the ground lips. Okay, right, the.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Button, the button, there's a dik but Trump is there?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, top sex buttons and still in the White House.
If I was the president, which at this stage doesn't
seem that cross. It doesn't the same, Yeah, because impossible.
I don't have any felons knees.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
You could. I wasn't born there but.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
It doesn't matter. None of it has any prove it.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I've never seen his certificate Top sex buns that was
in the White House.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Number sex button for a trap door. Yes, if someone
was like annoying, you would disagree.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Trapped or never powers jab at the Hut Okay star Wars.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, he guys are very familiar. Obviously we're the Jabs Palace.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Even though he's you know, four cents that have been
probably new staying on a trap door, still falls in
and fights a rand corps beats.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
It, that puts it.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
The ships up, even though a corps preferred and powers
referenced to be honest.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, when they open when doctor opens it up and
there's like sharks of laser beams on their heads.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Give later one.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
But the first one it's Will Ferrell falls down the
thing and he's very.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Young, Will Ferrell.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Fantastic Number five on the lest of the top sex butons.
I don't still in the White House. Whiskey button number
four on the least of the top sex buttons. I
don't still in the White House. Chippy button.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Odd chip Or says that we might have a chippy
panel different chippies, so it.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Says, chips under its hot chips crisps, Yeah, sold of vinegar,
poky chips, like nacho chips. Chips, Yeah, like chips from
a casino.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Number three on the less of the top sex buttons
are instead on the White House a whiskey button number
two on the least of the.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Top sex buttons. I'm just still in the White House.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
These different whiskies or just you're making sure there's enough.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I'm just making sure there's enough buttons.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Okay, right, it'll be like a cheap whiskey day or
like an age whiskey day.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
President. I'm not drinking. I'm not drinking trash. You know
you don't have a teachers under there. Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
The preferred whiskey of Margaret Thatcher, the Great Margaret.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
I know it's a great whiskey.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Number two on the less of the top sex buttons.
I am still in the White House. Chocolate fountain out
of the ground, the staff bring it in or rises
up out of the grind.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I mean you are the president. They can tap the
room with a could it.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Be installed in the roof and you go and then
you go. You've got ten seconds to open your mouth.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
And that's a little bit pouring splashy, that'll be an
absolute means it's a silly sigestu.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Sorry, And number one.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
The less of the top sex buttons that don't still
in the White House.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Just a whiskey button.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Just to make sure everybody got three right, So you've
got chips, chocolate and whiskey.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, sounds like just a night at your house and
a trap door.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Also, I flipped four reference have google what a ran
corps is quite scary.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Very scary.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh yes, war yeah, oh you guys are no longer
his friends. And of course Bob got one in the
book series. Yeah, kind of tamed it, wrote it okay,
and to battle okay, saved him.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
I started.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
That is today's top six plays.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Fletchborn and Hailey play z ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Very rough start to the day for me, I'd say, now,
I slept in a bit this morning as well. I
was snooze and Susan.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, we got that message.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
I'm running late, so I wasn't actually late in the end.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
No, even your late beats worn. My late means I
had a pretty good run this morning.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
You were good, But my running late is I'm running
late for quiet time with just me and fletch.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Special.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
It's a special suspecial that you're not involved in.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
That's okay, that's good, But I've been I've been running
late anyway, I was snoozing and then I like went
into the bathroom and I put my makeup on and
did a normal things. Realize I had no time for breaky,
so I thumbed some protein yogurt into a takeaway coffee.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Cup and caught it a day. And that's breakfast. And
that's breakfast.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Now I'm still in my gym jams at this point,
and I go into the lounge where at the end
of the couch I always lay up my clothes for
the next day because it's so I'm not like rattling
around in the dark. Considerate, thank you, really consider it.
Thank you. Actually haven't been acknowledged for that on the
floor of the barn. I hate that. I hate that

(15:27):
for she doesn't hear a thing. Oh really, Aaron would
just doesn't snap awake. So I go into the lounge
to the couch to get my clothes that I'll take
into the bathroom, and I grabbed the T shirt.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
That I'm wearing.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
The skirt, bra and undies, but not my chi lay
or sleeveless blazer.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Right, sheilay is a fashion is ala. I've never heard
that before. Have you heard that it's a jilay?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Okay, so make it all this a vest?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
See my vest anyway? So I grab that and I
go into the bathroom and I get changed. I put
that on, finish everything. I'm like, right, all I'm gonna
do is put in my jewelry, my shoes, socks, and.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
My gulay vest. Sheila. Okay, I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
I'm happy to say, sleeveless blazer.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Happier headed shoulders.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Shoulder pairs, which makes it aula anyway. So I go
then to get my gila and my shoes and socks,
and I in my befe. I just feel like a
little something yuck, and I'm then the dimmed our lights
are on dimmers. They're at the dimmest at this point,
and I was like, you can't really see much. I
looked down and I was like, what is that? And

(16:42):
I see these two little petrified mouse.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Legspecting expecting a cap form or cat poo.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
I wish I were, And I was like, oh, And
then I looked closer as my eyes adjusted to the mouse.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
It is half the mouse's body.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
It is not there is no where's the head the
yuck half?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
It was the arsen So my toes be a toad
around this thing anyway, So I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
And then I just had to do that thing where
I was like man up, and I had.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
To go in and get like paper towels from the
kitchen and like pick up this half mouse.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
And then I flushed them. You flushed, You flushed them out,
I know, because.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
I was like, I don't want to toss it.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Where into the head over the neighbors.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
But then I would to unlock the front door and
into the thing.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Well, where was your shoe? I assumed the shoe was
at the door.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
No, my shoes are inside the inside, the inside the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
And then the loude know why we shut our cats
out at night? No, but he's slop curat.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
And then so I flushed the mouse.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
And it was just like trying to be like it's
all good, Like it's all good.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
I didn't even feel it, like trying to shake that
feeling of between my ties.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Did you shower your foot?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
No? I didn't shower my foot. I haven't even washed
my foot, dude, I would have a little shower. You
didn't what I washed my hand. Go out and get
some hand sanitizer and just soak your foot in't it?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Okay, I'm going this's how plague stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh, not going to take my shoe.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I don't think. I don't think this is how any
plagues and stuff. This is how plate stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
For what I think, say the black plague started a
woman stepping and half of her.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Mouth, That's exactly how it started.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
So anyway, I did this, and I was like, okay, fine,
like just trying to.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Give it myself.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I put on my sock and shoe's that would you
have just highlighted without actually washing.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
I've just taken my sock and shoe off. I'll just
send it down. Yeah it was the right foot, so
I know. And then I was like, where's the other
half of the mouse? Either Rolly's eating it, which I
hope is the case, or it's just somewhere in the house.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I reckon he's eating it. So today you've got to
find the other half, I guess.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
I like pull out the car like we're I just
couldn't deal with it. This morning.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Anyway, that's enough of that story. It's so I'm gonna
go handsend in my foot.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, that's disgusting. Ms Fledg Vaughn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Now for this dating tip DJ dj CF Yes, that's
that's a terrible Can I request a song?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Can I have some cranberries? Linger? Please? He's ready to go,
He's ready with my space bar. Look DJ request.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
I feel at the moment he said cool, do DJ
you lost all your cool name out the window, didn't
I Now. This has been described as one of the
most mundane dating tips of all time because there's all
sorts of things, try this, do this, do this, term this,
do some lolly gagging.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I'm just booking my slaughter R and B because I'm
a cool DJ.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Now, I just feel the keep saying I'm a cool
doo DJ. Okay, it's less cool now they're saying this
is a Monday dating tip rather than doing all these
tricky things.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
There's a girl on TikTok chest.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
She goes out every Thursday looking for a lover, but
instead of going to you know, on the apps and everything,
she lingers.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Hence, why you can request that it's just your tube,
hence why you've requested this song. Linger.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
So I'm on such a cranberry buzz at the momentlessly
listening to cranberries, including this song.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
So what she does is she goes down to any
pub and she changes it every Thursday. This's a Thursday
night activity. She goes on her own to a pub.
Now sometimes it's like maybe she calls them like a
pub or a potential meat cute spot in London. Okay,
so we're like, you might bump into people cafe or
a library or something, and she just lingers.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
She's like, we're trying too hard to meet people going
to these.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Events and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Hang on a second, if a guy did this, it
would be creepy. It wouldn't be lingering, wouldn't be called lingering.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Lottery. Do you have to let it later? Do you
have to?

Speaker 5 (21:09):
That's a great song.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
That would be a Hayley's version of I Yeah, could
be bothered. Now that's what she does. She's like, this
is great. You just go out and you linger, and
if you spot a cute person then you've got to
work up the courage then to go up and be.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Like, hey, how you going having a conversation.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
That's a conversation almost the old fashion where you're creating
your own things. But she makes it every Thursday linger Thursday.
So if you're not having luck on the apps, which
by the way, I've got a few friends on the apps,
and it just seems dire.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Are you just learning this now? Oh oh my god?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Some of that what like just like weird weird people,
odd conversation, no conversation skills, not good chair, just odd,
awkward r dire sol I mean, yeah, but that only
there is some hot there, but it's weird.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
But then you'll go and it's disappointing.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Now we're talking not a lot of people aren't really anymore.
People aren't people aren't the ladies they're not you know,
what are you doing there? That's hand moving on. They're
not putting it, they're not not going over the top.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Feedback, the general feedback in the dating world is that
the men aren't anymore.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
They're not going downtown, you flitch. This is not the
hands syable for going downtown.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
What is okay? Dance move?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Because I'm trying to maintain a professional environment in the studio.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
When badstreet boys put their hands in that I ever
that was her hands.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Simble for downtown anyway, if you haven't troubled on the
dating apps on a Thursday night, or you put your day.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Linger, you have to let it linger, but don't loiter.
Don't loiter.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Lad you're going downtown, then you apparently we're not going
downtown doing some loiter.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
And some lingering linger around town, loiter downtown play fleshed
one in Hailey yesterday when we were talking about who
is happier when they're single, We asked Fletch if he
is happy and single, to which you said yes, to
which Vaughn said, are you read it a mingle, to
which you said every day, all day, and to which
Vaughan said, and do you would you like a pringle?

Speaker 5 (23:22):
And then we got into the chat that prinkles a.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Crap pringle mingo single? Yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
We agreed that pringles they're just dust.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I don't like them. I know people are obsessed with them.
They fat shame my hand. I'm not into it.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
You can don't get your hand in a pringles.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
It's just it's really it's clawed. It's like pinched.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yeah, that's what you tip it into your mouth. No, no, no, no,
you've got to run it at an angle. I mean,
don't get me wrong.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
If they're the only thing around at an airport or
something and that was the only thing, only chip option,
I just do some.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
I'd say the only time of the year that I
ever eat Pringles is when I'm in a hotel room
and I don't have time for food and I open
up that little slug draw and there's a twenty dollars
jar of small Pringles Spencer, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Like they're always exhorbit Alfrid big hearted James. I had
to go with him to a store when we went
to Sydney to replace the kitcat that he stole out
of the Mini. But yeah, and he always does it.
He goes, Yes, it is a great idea seeing it.
But I've been in some hotels where they stick out

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or they print like special labels bastards so that you
can't do this, and that they get you.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
With the price.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, because they want their big yeah yeah yeah, yeah. Anyway,
we're I just think pringles are overrated. Then on my
way home yesterday, I popped into the supermarket to get
my ingredients for my sweet and Sour Chinese chicken noodle
soup that they love to make.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
And as I just sit off here and Vaughan's jaw
hit the floor, I couldn't be bothered doing chicken or noodles.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I just got chicken dumpling.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, yeah, good chicken noodles one time, almost the one time.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
So I made the broth, put the dumplings in, covered
it in mint, coriander, springing and sesame.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Said soy sauce chili oil.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Amazing, insane master chef over here, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
But while I was there, something caught my eye and
I was like, oh my god, what is in this tube?
And then I saw it and I thought, oh my god,
this is a great alternative dprngles. So I brought it
in for us to try.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Okay, what is this?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Exactly like a Pringles tube? Poppa Dom pringles like they're
not pringles, they're not called pringle, so they're like little
mini popa Dom's like an alternative.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
To my god, I'm here for that now.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
We love Indian food.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I love that song by the Wiggles. Are these are
these plain flavored?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
I just got plain?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Are they always playing? Is always playing?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Then?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Mini wafer?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
So Pop's not usually playing bit. I've stuffed up here
because I saw these and I thought we should try
the raw form of them.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
We need mango chutney.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
We need mango chatney. We should try the raw form
of pop dipping flavor they had. I should have got it,
chili crab.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Why didn't you get there?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Are they good? I mean they're plain and I do
see on the thing that sees gluten free, plant based.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
They're little. It's what popoms are made out of. Do
you think they were made out of flour? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Oh yeah, No, I just can't taste the fat, you know,
like the like it's like it's.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Either that's genius.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Imagine if you had a little mango chutney or a
little like writer or something, yeah, like with cheese and stuff.
Because it's a bit like a fancy cracker.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
But do you know, I think this is solving our
pringles issue that they're not dust. They're like they've got
a goodbye usually good sort of like massive yeah, like
a mini Nane. He sized, I really thought you guys
were going to absolutely frost for them. I'm not a guy,
aren't you.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Wow? That's fine. Wow, I'm just not I've never Indian listeners. Well,
I want to apologize to them. Well, the cuisine is amazing.
What they've got is they've got one of the scene
you're reading, isn't their cuisine?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
By the way, authentic Indian cuisine is one of the
loveliest cuisines. By the way, I do take a visit
you saying the cuisine. I'm I'm not about a chicken
boy here that was actually that should have been named chicken.
Excuse me once, I head of Cormer, and you don't,

(27:42):
you don't bring that up.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
What does this? Oh, god's spicy? What is that?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
It's a lamb Cormer, you idiot.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I've done the butter chicken. It's so creamy. I just
said this.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
I think these are a good prel alternative. Shout out
to Uncle Sabers popa Doom's famous.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Limb a crust. Did you get them from super Muggart?
You're like Boris, I fancy one fancy.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Supermarket plays Itams Fletchborn and Hailey plays it Ms Fletchborn
and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Silly little poo, silly.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Pool, silly little polli little call. Someone's going to need
to explain to me what email anxiety is.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
You're pretty anxiety free with things. You just like send
off emails and be like, there you go email anxiety.
Like when you're email anxiety, Like when you send.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
An email, then you're waiting for an email. Then you're
not sure how a.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Ship you're gonna start giving any ships about things? What
are you waiting for?

Speaker 7 (28:50):
Someone?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Email your back? But what if they hate me? What
if they hate what if what if I've offended them?
If I've offended someone? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
And an email? Yeah, I look, I don't get I
don't get this at all. Producing girlies, is this a
thing for you? Email anxiety? Of course when you keep
you keep opening it up and being like have I
done something wrong?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (29:09):
I check my emails like so many times every hour
just to make sure I have missed a really good
interview or you.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
Know, it's almost like you guys wear your email anxiety.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, we take it for you. I just have.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
I have everything anxiety. Who's at the door?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Anxiety, who's texting?

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Anxiety? Who's calling me? Anxiety?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Have I worded that?

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Anxiety?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Do they like me?

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Anxiety?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Anxiety?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Anxiety medicated anxiety all the anxieties. Email anxiety for sure, Yeah,
and waiting for emails sometimes is my email here?

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Has anyone emailed me?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
That's like a little bit HARKing back to when I
didn't have a proper job, and I'd be being like
many jobs, any jobs.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
And then you find them weeks later in the spam
folder and you're like, that was my big break.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Steven Spielberg, And all I had to do was give
him a credit card details.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
And you put me in a film mak because he
just needs a little bit more funding. That's right to
get Jurassic Pork off the ground. It's about giant pigs.
Don't laugh, It's actually about giant dinosaur sized pigs.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Can we please make this parody Jurassic Pork giant pretty
skyscraper size. You do the stance and I'm going to
google Jurassic Pork, which I think will probably be some
adult content.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Hadn't thought of that angle.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
It is.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
There's a lot of.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Reddit stuff video two thousand and seven, Goodness is adult content?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Do you get fantastic? Do you get email anxiety? Sixty
two per cent of people said yes. Thirty eight percent
of people said no. They don't get email anxiety. Oh
that's the majority, Damien, because inevitably it's somebody making their
problem my problem. Yeah, when he gets an email, it's
somebody delegating problems.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Next says, I'm a prison nurse, so I can't access
emails at home a prison news.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
What a fascinating job. You can't email access your emails
off site? What a pain in the ass. Two days off,
But that.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Would be such a security thing though, right, Like I learned.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Snakes being stabbed. I know if I read that at home. Snake.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Yeah, no, not snake.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
He's my favorite prisoner, dip down. He's a sweet boy,
you know what. He's a bad boy with a heart
of gold.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah. Well he had stabbed, stabbed him and it wasn't
it turns out made him impenetraed Arteriason blood.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Two days off.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Means I come back to one hundred emails. Coming back
from annual leave is awful.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
You usually just delete them all and start again.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's what I control everything. Like after you know, the weekend,
there's like, you know, quite a few emails. Just delete everything.
If someone needs you, they'll get in touch. One hundred
percent introgressing in touch.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I guess for emails again, if it's important to reach out,
they work around here. I'm just going to get to
work early to get to talk to me before I
leave at nine o'clock. That doesn't seem unrealistic. Hey, can
we have a conversation. I've already left. Yeah, no, I'm
gone ring ring ring, not answering that number. That looks
like work.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
So this first thing comes back from annually deletes it
all starts again. I think it's in trouble for management
because I've missed an email. My email address was activated
before I started the job. On my first day, I
had over one thousand emails.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Oh my god, must be so many snakes.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
There, so many snake keeps getting stamped and unstamped.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Anicia says, I get all sorts of anxiety, phone call, email,
face to face. It's just a welcome folder of anxiety.
What's the anxiety about? Is it the quantity of unreaded emails?
Because you'd hate the look of my inbox and their
little Google mail dot is ten nine hundred and eighty
eight email.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
No, you've got to sort your life out. Yeah, Nicole,
just delete them. I actually just start unsubscribing to things.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Yes, search things you subscribe to and delete them all.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Lottie said, if you want to put your email anxiety
into perspective, just think about how every email could have
been a phone call. And then you're you're going to say,
you could just imagine you're in you know, the Middle
East right now, anywhere one hundred percent is clear and
message anxiety. Sometimes I leave messages on unread for over
and over a week, even when it's someone I actually

(33:33):
care about. Emails are even worse. Why leave them on unread? Well,
just you just simply reply to it then and there,
get it done. Get it done. Tony said, I don't
because I just ignore emails. Rehnowski its anxiety seeing my
large amount of unread emails.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Man, I will I wish I could be like that.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Brook says, I'm a high school teacher, and you don't
know if you're going to be opening an email from
one of the crazy parents.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Oh yeah, you get email.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, I'm Caden's mother.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah, well Caden's failedom you felt.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
He is a very smart.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Boy, he's the smartest in our family.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Done his homework with him?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, I've seen his homework.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I've seen his homework.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, he done.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
He done it good from start to finish. I've been
there when he did it. Yeah, Hey, good boy. Caden's
thick here, good boy, but he thick. He thick, but
he good.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Boy, good boy, old dummy, dummy, thick, but he's he's
a good boy with a heart of gold. You know what.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Caiden's dad's name is Snake. He's going through own rough times.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Yeah, President, and he keeps getting stamped over and over
and over.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Is getting all the emails.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Is my husbands mother and Snake's wife here.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
But he's a good boy. Why Snake, he'p getting stambed? Yeah,
why you let him? I get scammed again.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
He's dangerous, but he's got.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
A heart to go. I've seen it myself. Yeah, I don't.
I don't have a baby.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Snake, John You we call them little snaky, little snake.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
What a whole world were created. That's a little that
was a fun salt little play. Ms. Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
I believe I have spoken about the fact that Vaughan
is currently absorbing my crap and I am so grateful
for it. We're doing a lot of outside work at
our house and I I believe the words I text
Born one day was do you have a big hole
I could fill?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
This is inappropriate workplace conduct.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
And I sent him a picture of a mound of
dirt and it all made sense.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Immediately, unsent the picture of my bum big enough baby
who But the answer to that, it was us that
you had.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
You're doing a bit of you see, these are things
that apartment life you don't have to deal with.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Oh, and I'm so happy about and yeah, the lawn
loved it.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
But you're working on your yard. I'm working on my yard.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
You've got a hold of pill, I've got filder fillers
hole and it was just perfect. So I taxed four
yesterday and I said, oh, I needed to get the
truck in the back of the ute filled with I said, oh,
can I pop over.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
To your house and you know, give you this fill?
And you weren't at home. You actually was at the barber.
And actually we haven't pointed that out. That's bad.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
When a woman get to hit you went to a
you even taken anything off.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
He has look at.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Still quite thick. Oh it's thick. You keep it.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
A young man said to me when he was young man.
That's how the young man said to me when remember
but he's like, this is a nice that could be Really,
I could grow a bed like that. You had beard envy, Yeah,
but I had a full head of hair this young man. Yeah,
you're all right, Pops.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah you look good, Pops. Is the chase on soon?

Speaker 7 (37:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Soon, Pops, don't message. I've got it and I've recorded
it on my sky anyway, So where's where's where's mum?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Where's my wife?

Speaker 5 (37:18):
She's just she's just away for a while.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Okay, she died years ago, she did, she's gone.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
It's all right, she's just popped down to the shops.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Pops.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
It should be back soon's coming up with me for
a bit. Well, this is sad anyway. When he text
me and then you said that you know you weren't there,
but you know, let yourself in, and it's quite I
quite like it when I've been able to go to
Varughe's house and let myself in, you sort of open
the game.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Drive down. I pulled in the you and then you.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Text me saying can you ditch it in a specific area,
which required more work from me, but I was more
than happy.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Why didn't okay? Okay? I said, sorry, you gonna.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Are you about to critique the method in which I
ditched the dor?

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, because I said it needs to put if you
can put it around the septic tank, I said, back
the right in there.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
And just chuck it straight off the youth driving your lawn.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
I have for respect for the lawn.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
No, that's gotta be redone, stay true.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
The way I had to do it next was I
had to pull the u'd up. I pulled it into
his driveway on a conferent driveway. The sepret tank is
maybe like twenty meters away, and then I had to
flip it down, which I then saw was a full
tray of you a full w tray of dirt. Then
I had to shovel it into a wheelbarrow, which I
then had to go and find in Vaughn's property. So
I'm just wandering around vaughns property looking for a wheelbarrow.
Then there's all these fences. I don't know which ones

(38:33):
are electric, so I just stay away from all of them.
I eventually find it open a gate.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Get there.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Don't want to let dogs or goats or pigs or
whatever he's got out. So I'm looking around my shoulder.
Get this thing, and I had to shovel it all
off on my own, off my beaty mame to paint
in the picture off my Masda bet fifty the choice
of truck for lesbians.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Yep, right. I had to.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Shovel it so I was all alone into this wheelbarrow
and then wheel it to the sept tank.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'm not going to drive my ute onto your property.
Cobbled most of the way and then just a couple
of meters on the dirt. You would have saved yourself
so much harnestly. I was there for like an hour
and a half. If I really would have saved a
lot of time.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
And I also there was you had a builder working
in your garage and he was just up to me
or tyler. He just looked at me like, is this
woman just shoveling dirt into this property. I didn't even
say hello, I'm I'm not anyone who's ever met before.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Probably assumed because you're driving the ute. He was pretty
scared of you. I looked scared quite.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
He's just he's just more man. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
I had my like paint gear on, I'm dirty, I
had a big sun hat on. I'm shoveling off the
back of a lesbian ute into a baron and I'm
even I'm tossing it into the septic tank.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
And then Vaughn decides to turn up, like literally just
to help me dust off the.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Last dirt into a little great time and wait down
the driveway you still loaded and kind of yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
I kind of snuck up part down the road and
I snuck up heading the yeah, wait till the very end. Yeah,
And then I was like, I'm home.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
It was quite fun being at Vaughne's house on my
own that I could run a mark. There was all sorts.
You still got oranges on your tree?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, what's something Weirdly the tangella's am, we're saying that wrong.
I always get told on saying that rhyme. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Howls that've come good again? Oh gosh, some citrus.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
It was honestly, I lived my best lesbian life yesterday.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
It was a sight to see play z ms Fleashborn
and Haley.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Yesterday we talked about the weirdest thing that you were
asked on a date, and then it popped up that
someone got asked on a date what their favorite times
table was, like specific equation.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Times table equation.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, yeah, not like the nine times sables, but what
is your specific favorite multiplication? For example, I like, we
said three times seven being twenty one delicious.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
I said six times sex, that's the perfect.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
That's cheating though it's a square number. Yeah, it's imagine true.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
It's two nice.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Nine times three twenty seven, Well, it feels good. Nine
times seven, we're too bad. We mentioned this and people
just went nuts on the messaging in We were trying.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
To focus on something else.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
And the text machine was just like, such times four
seven times you let this is six times four.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I'm on board with six times four twenty.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
No, that's too square for me.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Too square.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
But we're all different individuals. This is what we thought
we would do now, is give you the chance to
take anything times too.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
You're basic. It can't be times two. We will not
accept the zeros and the ones. Yeah, five someone fives
are reluctant to accept. If it's five twenty five is
someone's favorite.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Times, I would say no, So someone's six and six times.
And we said the rulers, you're gonna text it.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
There's no rule, no no, but you're going.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
To text it and we're going to see how it
lands in the gut because someone just texting six times
three for me doesn't land in the gun.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
No, because a three it's like a three it's three,
And then the answer being eighteen doesn't align times three.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Nah, you kind of switch three five times three equals fifteen.
I'm sorry, I'm except sorry, worn, but you can shut
your mouth on the five times tables.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
I'm accepting, yes, same, it's two.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Will accept anything seven times what it is? What is
your favorite times table equation?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
And I think at the end of the eleven eleven
is beautiful square though I think nobody four.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
There's no rules. I'm telling you, if it's a square,
you need to rethink it.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I kind of like I've gone from six times six
to maybe eleven times eleven.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
It's beautiful because it six.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
You know, when you look at the clock and it's
eleven eleven, you're just like it's something special. Twelve times
twelve being one hundred and forty four. You're right, we're
always like, that's a surprise, but it's nice.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Arise and it gets that that clock.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
You always like, how did you get there?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
You're crazy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a bit bit artist.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I don't know why this, like why people see city
is today.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
I don't think it can be beaten.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
It is even nice.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Fifty six.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
I sometimes pause on it.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I go seven eight, so I'm like, no, yeah, it's
why makes you think that eights are sixty four seven eleven?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Well they are coming in thick and five forty eight.
That's nice. Yeah, that's a nice Jesus. The text for
eight times eleven is eighty eight. I don't know why
that's too.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Nah, asking did you say eight times eleven is eighty eight?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
What about eight times eight? Sixty four? It's a square
number again? What about nine times five? I think I
think I love all the square numbers. I think I
love the evenness.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah, sometimes twelve because it's gross. Someone said it grows.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
How are you one hundred and forty?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
You've got up there real quickly. Four you get up
there so quiet?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Okay, I'll wait one hundred dollars at in you can
take through nine, six, nine six?

Speaker 5 (43:56):
What is your favorite times table?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
A creation? Dear? I say, nine eight's been seventy two.
Doesn't feel like it should be done.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
It shouldn't be It doesn't feel like it should but
it feels dirty, it feels.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
It feels it's the bad boy of multiplications. Yeah, it's
a bit of a like I couldn't take you home
to mumb but I'll have my fun.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Wow, we've never had.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
A debate so fierce, and I genuinely do think that
the consensus would be eight sevens. Also, I think in
the entire time we've worked to you the board in
twenty years, we have never done this photo topic.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
And that's quite rare. That's a rarity.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Things are cyclical and radio sometimes.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
But there's somebody has messaged in eleven eleven has been
one hundred and twenty one is demonic and I kind
of I kind of get what they mean. It's disgusting
because eleven, twenty two, thirty three, forty four, five, sixty six.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
And then you're like it, it's a weird. How did
you get to one twenty one?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
What have you done there? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
So many messages for your favorite times table equation? What
about the lumpy one with three three.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Times three equally nine?

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Someone seems so lumpy.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
It is lumpy with that.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
And then we sit off here that the seven times
tables are very well lubricated, or is the eight's a jagged.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Which is weird?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Given that seven is a jagged looking number. Eight is
I like the like I hate the toys.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
This is so good.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Someone's saying six times eight sligh. I just love how
passionate people are.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
People are passionate. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Someone said seven times three cause twenty one fluty and fun.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, and that's a good one. Yeah, that's a fun one.
Sevens overall, I think I've got to say the sevens
are my favorites. Yeah, just like lubricated, but weird, shouldn't.
Someone said, I'm now in a pool of anxious sweat
from pt PTSD listening to times tables. I'm not I'm
not wired to know them, and it gives me anxiety.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Well, you could be something simple like a two times
four is eight.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Someone said, fine, okay, full discussion.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah. Someone said, why has nobody mentioned ten times ten
equaling one hundred? Because it's so obvious it's dumb. Of
course it does, because what else would it equal?

Speaker 5 (45:59):
When you say seven times three is twenty one, You're like,
my gosh, look at you do you say ten times
tens and one hundred, You're like.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Feels like money.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
It feels too much like money. I get I've got
ten tens oh that's one hundred. Yeah, too much my money.
The rest of these are fun numbers that you're not
going to find in money.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Oh my god. One got taught a rhyme.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
My child came home the other day saying she knew
eight times eight off my heart now saying I ate
and I ate until I was sick on the floor.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
So eight times eight sixty four.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Oh, that's that's a long that's a long rhyme to remember.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
The yeah one equation, I ate and I ate until
my stomach was too full to the point in which
I vomited and then was sick on the floor.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
So eight times eight for sixty four. Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Somebody's just sent this in and it feels like a
coded message, but it kind of when I read it,
I'm going to I haven't said it out loud yet,
and I feel like it's going to change a game
when I say it out loud. Okay, seven times seven Eagles,
forty nine, brown orange, Autumn, November.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
They're all the same thing. Yeahh I'm feeling that. Yeah,
I feel that. I feel that in my soul. I
don't know why. Ora Jordan November seven times seven forty nine. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Uh huh, We've got another rhyme for seven seven, wakey, wakey,
rise and shine.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Seven times seven is forty nine.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
What they've got to do with waking up? It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Twelve times eight equals seventy two tickles my fancy, tackles
my amazing how people were just so into this. I'm
passionate about this. I love it.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
It's not so many messages, isn't it. That's not right?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
How could it be less than because eight times ten
we'll get a calculator, sweet.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Twelve times it isn't seventy, No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
It's it's ninety. You can say anything and I'll believe it.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Seven times twenty nine is five hundred and forty seven's four.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I think we would. I think we should agree that
you have got that wrong. So it tickles your.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Fancy because some time six is seventy two.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Yeah, well then they can have that one six sex
is the thirty six, five fives of twenty five thing
more to debate someone seeing square numbers.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
It's lazy.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Really, we're changing it up next because after the news
we go from mathematical equations to sixty content to sixty contents,
so to say even sixty content.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
We've got a surprise for Haley. What eight is blue?
Seven is orange and that's why fifty sex is blue
and orange.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Okay, fine, plays Fleshborn and Haley play ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
What's happening?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Because last time you did that, I turned up on
one of those days where I just went, Oh, I
can't be bothered.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I've got three I've got three microphones ready for.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Three kittens coming into mew into them.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Nah, I'm just wracking my brain. Please bring the firefi. Wow, fantastic.
Hy All right, look at the albums on these boys.
Our very unpuppy of the firefighter calendar. Oh my god,

(49:11):
it's the calendar. Hi, apology, apologies for what she's about
to say.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Gentlemen, welcome. Check on some headphones, pull up a microphone. High.
I'm going to such a drying out.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Just some water place.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, I just throwed up my water. Jesus started already. Hi,
Matt Anton and Rob Aren Studio. Good morning, gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I smell so.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah, it's not there that it's visually good and also
smells good.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Oh yeah, you put your lips right near the microphone
that wasn't trying to be that's just a professional technical.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
We've got a chronological order from January. Anton. Good morning Anton,
Good morning Anton.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
We've got to say micros you that we had with
Can you speak into that mic I can speak.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Into his mind. You have these Hefference, I don't hear
a rob your June. It's Fletcher's birthday.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
You're happy with who represents your monks. It's always a
competition that you always go to your birthday month and
hope they're the hardest.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Where's October? Where's October? October? Where's October?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Oh my go Now, let's let's just start by saying
this is all for a great cause, because you.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Guys raise money with his calendars. It's not just for
giggly woman. It's for November.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, November. You can talk into this weekend. Yeah, it
super a real close.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
You didn't come closer to me, and I'm being closer
to you. So it's all in the name of charity.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah, it's all. It's all for charity. We've we've got
quite a big when you're at the and you're like
charity chair, Antie, that's exactly you know.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
So we'll come back to charity.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
But Varner has been working out and if we day,
every day Vaughn comes in, I always say, by seems
looking good.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
You give me look at this.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
I know you.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
And I've got the smallest you should chat to and
give us a flip.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
If I push up my fair it kind of.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
A bit close. So yeah, it's all for November.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Though, it's all for November. We as firefighters, we've got
a big passion towards this charity, November we have. It's
all about mental health, it's about men's men's health, and
it's about cancers, prostate test, testicular cancer. Being a firefighter,

(52:07):
we every day, you know, we come across as really
resilient guys coming up saving cats from trees and stress.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
You know.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Yeah so but but but to be honest, we we
see things that we shouldn't see, of course, to see
and but we do it.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
We love our jobs.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
We we love what happens out there, and I feel that,
you know, some people see that and it's it's you
sort of bottle it up and we've just making it.
So we're trying to create all that awareness for all
of us just to talk about it, to get out
there and.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
For people to realize that it's okay.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Yeah, And the way to do it is like you're like,
we've got to make money.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
How are we going to do it?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Right?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Here's what you've got?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (52:53):
Yeah, so yeah, so so I mean the passion like
I mean, I've mentioned this before but not to you,
but the calendars is a great bit of advertising.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
You know.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
But it doesn't matter what I was what.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
We were saying because last year raised over fifty thousand dollars,
which is pretty amazing.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah. Yeah. Is it quite competitive to get in the calendar?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Like does it?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Because when when does this photo shoot happen? And is
there like twelve weeks beforehand where everyone's just like no,
I will say no to chippiez today.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, but I want to be the cutting phase for
the calendar, cutting for the calendar.

Speaker 9 (53:30):
I can't remember when the application process started. Was April
maybe so I think that April.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
Yeah, we had to we had to put out a
little thing with a little you know, shirtless photo to
the little self. Even the owner of Q Calendars Que
fire Fighter Calendars, and yeah, I think there might have
been about fifty applicants.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Got his inbox has just flooded what's his email life?

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Good? Just how do you get that receptionist job?

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Gmail dot com?

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Three four Being firefighters is probably as triple zero one
ty three four.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Someone just someone just takes it and said, Hateley's boys
so high.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
I'm trying to be chilly. I mean you're all going
to be.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
But as you say, you're doing it for a good
cause and you're raising money. Who wouldn't want.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
To have that on the wall. It's incredible.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
Yeah, I think it's it's pretty important. Like, so as firefighters,
we you know, we're way more susceptible to a few cancers,
and so we're working really Yeah, so I think I'm
not one hundred percent sure on the numbers, but I
think we're between two and three times more likely to
get a whole bunch of different cancers from I think

(54:51):
it's from a bunch of different things like shift works
not particularly good for you, exposure as well, parcinogens like
when you go into a fire, and all that sort
of thing. So it's pretty prevalent in our industry. Like
I know, I've well, I know three guys you know
in their I think they're in their forties who died
of cancer while they're employed in our job, and then

(55:15):
our mental health side of things is also becoming quite prevalent.
We've lost a few guys to suicide over the last.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
One Well you say it, you know, you see some
things as some scary situations.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
It can be really harrowing.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Lack police, firefighters, ambos. They all see, as you say,
things that we shouldn't see and we don't have to see.

Speaker 9 (55:33):
Yeah, So, like that's the great thing with November Foundation
is they actually sponsored a world first project called the
Fenoga Tunga Project which they are raising awareness and doing
an actual medical study on mental wellness or mental health
of firefighters in New Zealand. So that's the big driver

(55:55):
for me was to try and help raise the money
so they can continue to sponsor that project. And it's
also about trying to get a bit more dialogue going
between sort of the workers and the management and how
we can make like this is the best job in
the world, but how can we really make it the
best job in the world where all our guys and
girls are getting looked after.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
You should try talking shit on you. It's quite a
good job.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Can you guys just got us for a second, just
hold your hands up like that wedding ring just you
must get severely objectified, and I wonder.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
How your partners handle it.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Just a few texting because there are a few people
who's noticed you've got a South African accent.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
And I've pride myself on mine, but we've got quite
a lot of South African like listeners. They always call
up and they think that I do.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Quite a good one. That's a very delicious accent. People
say that I.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Sound like I would come from money, like ioud have
a little bit of money if I was living in
a South Forgatn't you think that.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
You switching between like a posh English accents your South
Africa pretty good? Pretty good.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Well, if you're listening and you would like a calendar,
you can go to fire fighter Calendars firefighters calendars, No,
there's okay, firefighters Calendar dot co dot inz so Kiy
Firefighters Calendars. Here's I'm plus k we Firefighters Calendar dot

(57:33):
co dot in.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Such a great cause.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
You really made my day coming up.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
I think also if I can just jump in, they're
also I think there's a deal going on grab one,
so you can get grab one and in the calendar
club like in the shopping walls and that sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Can you just knock on the door at the fire
station because I've been trying and no, I don't think
so are you coming, Haley? And they're like, thanks for
coming in, guys, thank.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
You play z ms Fletch Vord and Haley.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
Donald Trump is the new president. That's the sentence that
I had to say.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
But yesterday, yesterday we talked to Jack time about the
vibe on the floor and he joins us again this
morning for another vibe check post the results.

Speaker 10 (58:25):
Kilder, Jack Kilder, guys, how are we?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
More importantly, my friend, how are you? I'm good.

Speaker 10 (58:32):
I'm good America, though I'm as stay divided, and I'll
tell you why. I was at the Kamala Harris victory
party last night, and I can assure you there was
no victory and there was no party. Vibes were bad. Yeah,
well man, and I've had to do a few of
these losing parties before. But these people come in. It's

(58:53):
so excited. They're really idealistic. They think they're going to
see history. Oh my gosh, it's going to be the
first woman president. And then it's like, nah, sorry about it.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Yeah, not only that, but it's not just she wasn't
just defeated by a man, defeated by Donald Trump, the man.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Yeah, the amazing result.

Speaker 10 (59:10):
Like, and it has to be said, you know, I
think a lot of us thought that would still be
waiting on a result today, like right now, we thought
it would still be waiting. But so comprehensive was his
result wasn't a landslide, but it was comprehensive. Yes, you know,
it's it's yes sign field and delivered. So now we're
just basically waiting on Karmala Harris to come out and
derbig speech and say, yeah, I lost, Donnie's going to
be president round two.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
No, he was saying even as late as yesterday that
the election was rigged.

Speaker 10 (59:42):
And he's not not repeating that so much now.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah, so weird.

Speaker 10 (59:47):
It was either going to be rigged any lost or
it was going to be the best election ever anyone.
So yeah, I mean strangely though, there is like, you know,
presuming that Karmala Harris doesn't contest the election result, and
I there would be an extreme surprise that she did.
In some ways like this will maybe make for less
civil unreased that we might have if it had been

(01:00:10):
the other way around, you know, like things might have
been a bit more tense actually if she'd won and
lots of his supporters thought that she's done it, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Because her supporters would sort of a little bit more
sort of emotional expressing their sadness devastated, whereas his supporters,
as you say, we were like there would be right,
that's probably.

Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
Yeah, I mean they haven't been. She just hasn't been
saying the elections rick, and she accepts the result of
the last election. So those are two things that Donald
Trump hasn't been doing. And you can understand that as
a result. Like I've got mates who Trump supporters, but
educated people.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
When I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Trump, yeah, guys, he will come out sue you all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
So what happens now, like because obviously there's going to
be the inauguration and it's always like this huge event
and you know, Biden got Beyonce and Gaga and all
of these people to sort of be there. We're going
to have Kid Rock singing the Bloody National anthem or something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:01:10):
So, I mean the weird thing is that once you
won the presidency, you basically have to wait three months
until you actually take over. But it's not like New Zealand,
where you have other politicians who are in the like
in the important roles like Treasury of the secretary and
that kind of thing sect of the treasury.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Like.

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
So basically you've got to make like three thousand job appointments,
which is why they have the long But yeah, we
have this weird period. Now Kamala Harris basically has to
do a speech and concede. Then you have Joe Biden
still as president until the start of the next next year.
And then yeah, Donald Trump, the forty fifth and forty
seventh President of the United States, turns to the White

(01:01:44):
House leading the richest country on Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Okay, okay, this is happening.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
It's the American people got what the American people voted for. Yeah,
it is democracy, guys, Democracy manifests Jack Tane, will you
get back to your TV job?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Yeah, thank you, thank you face.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Jack's face is wasted on radio. So he's not a
minger like us.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Yeah, no, he's a beautiful man. Thanks you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Jack. You can follow Jack in the one News team
for all of the US election developments across Q and
A six pm and tv Z plus or like me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Taking a break from it for as long as humanly possible,
and ignore it. Choosing to ignore, just go and trim
some trees and smell some flowers.

Speaker 8 (01:02:27):
Play Ms.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Fletch, Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Play Ms.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Fletch one and Hailey The day, Day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Day, day day. Do do do do do do do
do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do do do do do doo doo.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
We're utterly flustered after those surprise guests this morning. I've
just been reviewing the calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
My lord, these gentlemen again, Fletch. Now that they're not hearing,
you've taken a couple of breads and a drink of
cold water. No, so it wasn't flustered because of the biceps.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
It was because I was trying to read this tiny
font here, dude, to have We've tested it perfect vision vision.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
What you gonna use your fingers to zoom in?

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Keeping fire dot. Thank you for twenty dollars plus postage? Yeah,
and handling handling?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
How much?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
How much handling or all for a good course for charity?
And do you remember in the calendar themed Fact of
the Day where you guys were all like and all
we asked for.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
We asked what was for you to do one episode
on the five Days?

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I did the origin. Yeah, and it was the clearly good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
One from calendar week, the famous bomb week.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
It wasn't it was, you know it was it was
a dog was the bomb? Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Today's flag fact is about Jamaica's flag. What do you
think is the rarest thing about Jamaica?

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
I love I like the green, non black and the yellow, yeah, yellow,
the gold.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
It has what is described as a gold cell tiger,
which is across just basically across from the diagonal corners.
It has then the triangles caused by that. The upper
and lower triangles are green and the left and right
side are black. Quite a striking flag. Takes all the
boxes for me in a flag, A child, good draw simple,

(01:04:36):
it's a beautiful flag.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Red's peak esque flag and it's design, it's eye catching, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
What do you think is that that flag is the
only one in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
That black has black. Only flags have black. But you
know what, there's not a country that's just got an
all black flag.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
I know that should be us.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
The green, the particular type of green because it looks
Versilian green.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
It does look very similar.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
It's the yellow that's the only one with the yellow cross. No, well,
then on out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
The only flag in the world for a nation that
doesn't contain red, white or blue? What the only flag
that doesn't contain red water blue? Every other flag has
at least we've got the more white or blue.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah, we've got the more. A lot of countries do
what South Africa year, they've got red everything. Yeah, Africa
is a veritable. You know that because you're from South Africa.
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
And I'm very proud of my flag.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
I think, I really Now, I don't think you did.
Sure you look well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I will wave the flag with pride. The Jamaican flag, Yeah,
the Jamaican flour ja, Jamaican accent.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Yum us.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
So yes, it is very funny.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
So it is funny when you see a one Jamaica
because when we when you always think of Jamaican's, you
always think of black people with Jamaican accents.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
When you see a white Jamaican.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
This conversation, why why are you walking away?

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
I just feel like when I see a white person
with a Jamaican accident, it always catches me off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
I don't think I ever said, But you're right because remember.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
People with the grow up in Jamaica have Jamaican accents,
and you're always like, yeah, it's like an Harry Potter
cho Chang. You see her before you hear her in
the movies and she speaks of the thick Scottish accent.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Yeah yeah, Asian and name and appearance.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
I actually we should do it. We should do this
as a phoner. What's your favorite combo? Love that? I
love that. It's a whole combo. Marke it down for tomorrow,
market Town.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
What's your favorite ethnicity eccent combo?

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Yeah, yeah, because do you think people would go Irish
but say with like some brown in there? Yeah, big
Scuba brown.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
So their dad goes to Ireland to play rugby, but
he's originally sam Owen. That sounds well, I'm talking big
Burley and he meets a lovely Irish hell and I'm
like yeah, and then this sun there is this big
Burley samoan Irish.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Let's call them a some Irish.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Someone just said Jamaican Irish.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
This is great.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
And then then they speak, well you're pretty welcome, right,
I say, I made you fast in your car.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Sorry, it's completely sidebard here.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Yeah, so that's just that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Today's fact of the Day is that the Jamaican flag
is the only country representing flag currently that does not
contra contain red, white, or blue.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Fact of the Day, day day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Day day Do do do Do Do Do Do Do
Do do do.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Dude do plays fled Vaughn and Haley a couple of
stories to share with you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
There was a woman who she had online that she
was fired from her job.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
An insurance in Australia after she was working from home
and her boss used keystroke technology to track her working
at home. So like, I'm logging in, I'm using keystroke
technology to find it that you're actually not sitting at
your laptop and working in ormer during the pandemic, people
just like come and wiggle be your mouse.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
So she could be that thing that's sat underneath your
mouse and moved and it wouldn't make the mountain.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Over keystrokes is a bit fall on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Like that means even if you're I mean, I'm assuming
that this is a work issued laptop and that's why
that they had installed it because.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Us years ago she had received a warning about her
work output during her work from home hours.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
So because my thing was always like, if you're working.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
From home and you get your job done with her
whatever time, I don't, I don't really care.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Yeah, exactly, the work's done.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
So where I took eight hours or four, that's kind
of up to how hard I want to work totally.
But so she received a warning that she wasn't meeting
the work output that was desired. So she got a
warning then that then had this technology installed on her computer.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
So she should have probably known that she was being trapped.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
That was your personal computer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
That means everything that you could be typing an emaild
friend and the boss would read it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Yeah, So her work activity was tracked for forty nine
days between like three months.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Yeah, that she started late on forty seven of those.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Days and finished early on twenty nine of those days
that she was being monitored.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
And now like she's popping on late leaving early.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
There were four of the days during that forty nine
days that she was found to have done no work
hours at all. And on the days that she was working,
she was accused of not doing very much.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Okay, it does sound in the employer's defense that she
was useless.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
She was pressing her keyboard fifty four times an hour
during the periods that she was being monitored, which if
you think about typing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Four times, it's not enough. Type fifty four words a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Or year, that's fifty four keys.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
So fairly enough she was fired. There's another story, and
I seen it to you guys in a group chat
about a guy that was again working.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
From home and.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
He was doing you know where they do screen sharing
and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
It received a very politely worded email from his boss
saying like, hey, Mark, thanks for the phone for the
call today, great work. Just need to let you know
that we are able to see on your laptop that
you are watching pornography. There is a bush and you
can push and that will hide the tabs and continue
to do so in.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Private regards because he was screensharing the wholes Oh dear,
I do love when a politician she has a screenshot
and you see the tabs all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Like check the tabs. Check check tabs, always check the tabs.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
So these are two instances of bosses catching employees doing
either nothing or too much of a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I want to know this morning, what did your boss
catch you doing? Because maybe it was just a small thing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Maybe you were having a little snack and a phone
call in the in the toilet during work hours.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Maybe it was a little snooze on the nap.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
Maybe you're doing something in work hours that you shouldn't
be doing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Maybe maybe you're stealing something we're not ahead of judge.
Maybe you go ahead away, Maybe you got away with something.
You must just laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they were just like got yeah,
but whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
I wait, one hundred dollars at him. We want you
to give us a call now, text through nine six
nine secks.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
I want to know what your boss caught you doing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Wow, a couple of high profile stories. Turns out you
can't be too slack at home.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
You're too slack at home, and you also can't be
watching adult content while you're on your work hours.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Jess, good morning, Hi, good morning. What are the boss
catch you're doing at work?

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
So?

Speaker 11 (01:11:54):
I work in a hospital. I'm a shift worker, and
you know, like shift work, you get a bit guessie.
So I used to run off to the drug cupboard too,
and I gone in the surroundings. I checked the surroundings,
no one was around. I went into a particularly bad
one and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Are we talking bad smell? Or are we talking bad sound? Both?
And crowd and then the boss walks into your gas
chamber and I was.

Speaker 11 (01:12:24):
Like a deer in the headlight.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Oh yourself, Oh my god. I would have thought at
a hospital, and by the way, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I would have thought at a hospital would have been
the perfect place to sneak out. You know, rogue fart
sneaks to someone in a coma, Yeah, blame it on them,
or right next to that really strong smelling disinfect them
that gets squashed around the place.

Speaker 11 (01:12:49):
Well, I work around people who are having babies. I
can't go and fight beside.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
The newbie hands you can? Who told you you couldn't?

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Those postpartum woman aren't enough and slapping out or what?
Oh my god, yess think you for sharing so many
messages in I have an employee who joined a meeting
with fifty senior managers and our ce I think CEO chief.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Executive executive from bed.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
She didn't think that she was her video was going
to be on, but literally her video came out and
when she joined, she became mainscreen.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
She hadn't even got out of bed. She was just
literally like lying in bed with her laptop on her chest.
That is a mortified boss called me crying under my desk. Oh,
that's it, considerate, Lea. What did your boss cat you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (01:13:36):
I used of first time, first time caller.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Long time?

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
What's not? I just hate to be a sticking here.
It's got to be longtime listening the first time caller.

Speaker 11 (01:13:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, long time.

Speaker 10 (01:13:50):
That's not first time caller.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Sorry for the stickler, Yes, for the rules, I would
have accept, did it. Now? What did you were working
from home? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Occasionally I'm going to work from home and I would phone.

Speaker 10 (01:14:08):
I was on the phone and doing things, and I
would phone.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
My own phone, and obviously then it looked like I
was on the phone doing things.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Wait, so you would be on the phone phoning your
own phone to look like you had been phoning people
that wasn't your own phone.

Speaker 11 (01:14:26):
So I, yeah, I would look like I was on
the phone to somebody doing obviously my job job.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
But did you were you calling your mobile from some
sort of company headset situation, because if you call your
own number and it just gets engaged.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Yeah, no, she was on a headset.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
I was on my computer headset calling my mobile and
then and then what do.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
You do for work?

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Like? How how much work should you be doing? I
had to look busy for work rather than doing that. No,
I had to look like I was on the phone
helping people do things. Sometimes that would be five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Sometimes you would have somebody on the phone for an hour.
Oh wow, And so how did you get caught? What
did they say?

Speaker 11 (01:15:09):
That's my boss at a meeting?

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Wasn't it? Obviously? And was like, hey, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Yeah, this person I'm dealing with boss, real dumb dumb
takes a lot of calls.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just really explain it to them,
really dealing with a dope do Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
My leah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Keep your texts coming in nine six nine six, I
like one hundred dance at him. The things the boss
has caught you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Wow, well, just messing about.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
I'm a school teacher, reads this text and my boss
caught me sending students to my car to retrieve my
wallet so I could purchase some online shopping.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Oh god, it was a clothing drop.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
I don't want to miss out when you know they
only hold the items in the cart for like, you know,
five or ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Train those drops, Yeah, when it goes, it goes. Yeah,
classroom for a Fright.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
And Justice company, and my boss caught one of the
storm and a sleep on the forklift while it was
on the same guy also got caught bring the whole
family to the warehouse the output orders when the boss
went away. He didn't see the health and safety issues
around just getting your family and jandles and.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
My god, many hands make light work. It does, it does.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
My fiance is secondly my manager only while at work,
and he just caught me buying two of the firefighter calendars.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
You guys have been talking about doing some charity.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
There's just charity to your charity. Do nothing more.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
You keep flicking through the calendar. Yeah, I know, and
it's like going back to the fridgim my dad's house,
you know. I third might have magically appears twenty seconds
to keep chicken. I worked at a hotel in housekeeping
and snuck off to the room with my then boyfriend for.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
A root.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
That vaughn since there could have Since that, I don't
want to it's nine o clock because people using that term.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
The boss followed us wait until it started, and then
no confer that that's what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yeah. Yeah, so he was like, what heir of the door,
and then when he heard a bit of action, he's like, well,
I better go it now you've turned the tables on her.
In nature years ago, when working in the UK, I
applied for annual leve and got denied. I already purchased
the airline tickets, so I just called in sect for
five days. Problem was that when I printed the tickets

(01:17:23):
at work, My.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
God, this is so good.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
I didn't realize the printer printed two sets and left
one in the queue to print. So when the dow
was due to flow out, my boss was waiting for
me at the airport and I swiftly lost my job.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Now, why didn't the boss just deal with it when
it came way bitter? It's way better.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
The boss has got that much time to leave the
office and probably go halfway across the city to the
airport and be out of the office for hours.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Is he that important? Yeah, Oh my god, that's that's
iconic behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
My hater going over to my boss to ask him
to sign for stuff. So I made a stamp out
of his signature and use it for months.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Oh my god, that is not legal. Dandy found out.
I just twelvel. It's just initiative. Yeah, so it's lacking
so much these days.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Actually, yeah, waiting.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Punchiness productivity through the roof. I was caught in an
online auction buying a house. I'm a school teacher. Kids
were having free time. No children are harmed in the
purchasing of this house if you don't get to choose
the time of the auction. I don't call my bus
driving a work branded car with my labrador hanging out
the window when I was driving to drop off.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
It's only good for the brand, only the car. And
you're like cute. When do you ever see a labrador?

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
And you're like, oh ye, get that tongue back in
your mouth and get your hit in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Never. Never. Um.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
My colleague was caught snipping the fancy office plants for cuttings,
taking them home, getting them to grow.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
And then selling them on Facebook. Okay, that's not good.
I can't see the problem. I can't see the problem
with that because the plants are going to need a
trim anyway. It actually helps them. That helps the plants grow,
like a small haircut helps your heir.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Don't that's actually not te Yes, That's what I've been
told you hambled, never work for me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
You don't know anything, Baldy.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
See see you later.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Actually, I'm gonna have to stop you there. That's copyrighted
a very good friend of mine. She's already sued me twice.
If you could maybe get her to drop her litigious action,
that would be great. Tell her I'll review her five
stars if she does the same for this problem.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Yeah, and then she tells all her friends and if
you're listening, maybe give it. Give it five stars as well.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
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