Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The fleeh One and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day Fletch One and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thank you, Adam Cooper, good morning, Thank you Adam Cooper.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Welcome to the show, Fleet Adam Cooper.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Controversial, Hi, mainstream media, We're we're being too nice.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
I was just a sort of a bit of balance.
Aim right on the show today, Vaughan Smith. I believe
you've got the top six. And there is some controversy
as we inch closer to Christmas at Auckland Council spending
a lot on a Christmas tree.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
They should Auckland Seasons greetings to our listeners.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
It's not even the council.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
I don't think it's the council. The council may have
put some money in. I don't know, but all I
know is that there was Auckland business leaders to defending
the choice of spending one point to a million dollars
on a central lakand Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Is the one they're going to use again. Because I
noticed it, bloody bitter.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Because I watched the What's the Place with the New
York and the Rockefellers.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Into tree Oh my god, they's a genuine tree. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
They count that down and then trunk it into New
York City. Every year they selected phone. It's a whole thing,
like a Douglas.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
They brought them and they like peck them years out
and I've got okay, these are the fire for next yar.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
And they guess at the time they like which is
the best.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
So the Christmas tree is being split three ways.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Y man, me too, and so.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Auckland Council's portion was coming from a rate paid by
city center property owners.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Aha, not me. But do you know what I record
will look great? I'm all for it.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Something since we got rid of old Winky Fiddler.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Who's that?

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Oh yes, enter on Queen Street Fiddler. I need something,
they need something. There was those.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Giant ball balls and I had that.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
I had that person that was living rough tell me
to get ifft merry Christmas, they said on the end.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I was like, yeah, yeah, that's so. You've got the
top six dealing with us.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Six features of a one point two million dollar Christmas tree,
says a phenomenally expensive Christmas tree.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I can't wait to put it on the Christmas tree
next on the show though.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Blendham marl Bra I was just there. Was there a
week ago?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Was sunny? It was bloody stonkin.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Mate, Wow, great news, great news for Blenham news.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
We've seen a little bit of time there. Always have
a good time, always good time.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
A lot of roundabouts, own a lot of roundabout, a roundabout,
love aroundabout.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Plays pleas and Haley that rogue.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Nah, I'm imagining it was there a year who Taranaki
had the sunniest.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Vaorn There has been a couple of years really wild.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
She really in surprise. How dare you you know? I
love New Plummer.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I've seen the last few years. I've really fallen in
love with New Plummer. That's a beautiful region. You should
try something other regions.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
I grub that I've tried to Hawks bes my one
Hawks based on set you go.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
You've been there four times? Yeah, I know, and every
time I'm late. This is beautiful on four times.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
You know.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I was a nake piers a crush on a region
of love it first fourth sight, I was a napier
on set today. Set today, it was twenty seven degrees yes, beautiful, and.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I went for a walk and I was like sweltering. Yeah,
it was so nice. People were swimming. B chafe.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
No, I was wearing literally a pair of gym shorts
that are called the no chaf load of short lovely.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, so no, no chafe. But man it was sunny.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
So Taranaki was the sunniest region in twenty twenty one
and twenty twenty two.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, no, bad years. Bad years, which as a year.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Something years years we like to beget I've just got children.
Twenty one was worse than twenty and twenty two was
equal with twenty But I'm just saying it has in
the past been the sunniest region.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Okay, well it's not this year. Marlborough.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Marlborough though, is there any chance that someone could overtake them?

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Fifteen hours behind them is Nelson? Okay, they have Plenty
just behind Nelson and Tasman as kind of the same
as Babe plenty. So New Plymouth is not even top
five Classic Nowhereland.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
It's had a bit of a cloudy, cloudy year, has it. Yeah,
Wellington's on the in terms of it was so embarrassing
on Friday. What happens if you end up all the
good days?

Speaker 7 (04:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah, still not even top fifteen.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I was there on Friday with the seven days tour,
could have really been around heavy getting around there on Friday,
and it was the most embarrassing day, do you know
what I mean? It was in those days where everyone
was flying and be like, oh I hate this place,
and I was like, oh no, it's my favorite beautiful.
It was windy, like stormy landing and take off. Embarrassing
to be fair, but go go blin good.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
For the grapes. I wondered what.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
I wondered, what makes like, what geographically makes this one
of the areas that's regularly the same?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
You're gonna say, what makes an area of sunny? I
was like, this is the sun.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Stupid, dumb idiot, dumb question, right, I don't know. Surely
it's a me just trying to come.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Understand. I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
A feature of the climate of east of the Marlboro
is the large amount of winter Suner.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
That's not telling me anything, really, it's just telling.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Me almost like pizza berg, study the stuff and get
like degrees and bloody.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
In reading Marlboro Climate, you know what I need, But
I don't know if I can copy and paste all
forty pages of this and get me a simple explanation next.
I know we're going to come back and talk about
something else, but I'm going to chat GP to this
entire forty page newer article and ask it to find
me the reason Marlboro is the sunniest region.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
But it's all over the show because New Plymouth or
Tunnernaki has been that in the past, has been ye down.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
There with mountains. Yeah, because the mountains push it away.
They hold three entertained.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
It must have something to do with mountains.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Plays it ms Fledgeborn and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
I just said I was going to give you a
one sentence chat GPT summation of way Marlboro is quite regularly.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
The sunniest place in New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yes, chat GPT won't let me ask it any questions
about logging in. I don't want to do that, but
someone texts me says, Dunn, duh, it's with the ozone holers.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
No further question. Yeah, well that sounds problem for the questions. Also,
have you just exhausted your free chet GPT quote so
many a day the chat g what do you call it?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
No, people hate it when you say that TP chatt
used chet g s T last night?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
What was giving me free answers?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
What a check do you I? What were you using
chat ire u d for.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
I'm not telling you he's been secred about it. What
is this rash? What is this rash? Please help me?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Chet? Okay? So gin z.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
They they love to attack us millennials, don't they they?
And now they have come for the humble, the simple,
the multi purpose.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
I reckon, don't pause up, I can roll straight through
into the next word. Now they have come, Oh yeah
they are. But they have come for the humble.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Smiley face emoji just not a twist, is anyone? Just
the classic. If it was back in nowadays, it would
have been a colon in a half a bracket. Yeah
that face. They have labeled this emoji both passive aggressive
and my favorite word, sinister.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
They're saying that when you respond to someone's messages by
using this like simple smiley face emoji, which could be.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Like yep, cool, this is what I think.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I'm doing when I yeah, yeah, they say that it's
coming across it's like, hmmm, like a big attitudey thing.
They've got a problem with it. They think that it's
passive aggressive. Now our gen Z gen Z protties. Look
them gossiping. Look at them gossiping so adverse to hard work.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
I was loading in your Fish and Chip audio for
seven thirty seven this morning.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Now, what do you do you as our gen zz's
Do you hate this a smiley face emoji?

Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah, it's very much a passive aggressive You've just see
me colon in a bracket. People do it in the office.
It's very much a yeah, okay, wow.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
What a problem. Can you just leave us be us?
The emojis and the socks? What is your problem? Why
can't you just use the little one with a little
bit of blush? Yeah, what's the one with a little.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
It's just that's a simple simp as the big eyes
that's half face.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
We r in a world of so many emojis, just
chucking some personality and don't be passive.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Agreed, let me tell you about a ton of four
emojis and then to tell you when yet to go.
You go to go colon smite, you'd be like, see
your mom smile, but you'd actually seeing mom see a
mom wink.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
We're not that young. We did live in a time
before emojis as babies, little babies.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
It dribbling, little baby baby.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
Just.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Bairey. What do you remember of that day?

Speaker 7 (10:13):
Not much?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (10:14):
One.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Do you know what I.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Hate with emojis is when you are writing a list
and you go a bracket, write the sentence, B bracket
emoji with sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Suddenly you know what, it.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Just automatically does it and you're like, no, I'm trying
to say point a.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
I don't go if I'm writing, honest, I don't go
a bracket. I go a space, dash space begin point. Yeah,
that's really nice that you do that. Actually that's really classic.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
But I just say, in my trash way of doing it,
a bracket B bracket turns into.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
The guy with the sunglasses on, does it? Yeah, that's awesome,
It's awful.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'm always like a point a.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Angry bet up. See I'm in Marlborough. Well, speaking of
gen Z.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Actually the basis for our silly little pole next because
apparently a lot of.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Content, I know, so much content, the much content.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
And they take new it's a new boomer versus millennial.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
It is content.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
It's our Yes, it feels like we've rushed into millennial
versus gen Z. I feel like it's gonna be a
battle for the ages, because I feel we're just going
to keep battling through people we die and only thing
it's just gen Z's.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
But a lot of people are scared of using the
work toilet, Like I know people that will avoid it
or go home.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
We've not, We've not.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
We knew someone that would go home, won't do it. Yeah,
we knew someone whould go home but also didn't drive. Yeah,
so would have to catch.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
A bus home to ship during the day. Ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
How do you feel about the work toilet? It's silly,
little pole play.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Fletchborne and Haley play zims.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Fletchborn and Haley flitch one.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
And oh my god, and he did flitch the food.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
That didn't sound like you guys would both died, didn't
the show? Thanks him at cafe.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
That's what would be like.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
You'd be here doing a show and you'd have to
let the nation know that Vorn and Hailey died.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
We were in a car together, and no.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
That was just I don't know, like a croaky throat.
I just said and had it to clear my.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Do it flitch and just flitch the show? Thanks him
at Cafe Great Things are growing on the go.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Silly little pool silly.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool,
silly little pot, silly little po silly. How do you
feel about work toilets? This today? A silly little pole?

Speaker 6 (12:52):
This comes to us again from the greatest generation there
river was and ever will be a gen z.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Apparently they don't like using work toilets where you were?

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Do you know here we've got nice toilets are right here,
right here?

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Well they were. They were very quiet until they put
music in. It took like a year?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Was it a year and music?

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Someone say it was Jase Wawkin's last thing lega was
he got before he left this company and moved back
to Australia. He got he got a radio on the tour.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
He petitioned, he petition management.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
He was so weird going into it.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
A quiet toilet.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
I almost feel like each individual stool should have the
ability to the music up in the toilets too.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Sometimes it's a little low and you're about to absolutely gas.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, So they were right here our last workplace,
remember the member Fountain Court, Yeah, that was every other
day there was a message and it was always a
woman's toilets.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Hello, the phantom shit is back again. That was way
worse than the memes feral behavior.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
In this.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
So one and two.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
This was a study speaking of woman's toilets. Do you
ever use a unisex toilet? Flinch and you know that
the thing that gets rid of the sanitary product?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I was like, yeah, yeah, it was quite fun.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
And sometimes I'll have a piece of rubbish and I'll
be like, put it out there.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
It is fine, pretty fine fun.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
So a study out of the UK found that one
in ten employees have never been able to poo at work.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Thirty thirty four percent are just too scared to use
the bathroom. Oh god no, I like you have to.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
You drink coffee, you drink a lot of water. I'm going,
what else is doing it? I'm going a couple of
times a day.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, God, receive me, you know, receive me.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Out of all of them, nineteen percent simply refuse to
go at work, one and four will happily hold it
in until they get home.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
How is it even possible? Because I need to do pooh?
I need to do pooh? Yeah it he's me, And
I'm like, it's poo's time.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, I've definitely like because the four stalls in the
women's one accessible, three smaller ones, and.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
I have got three stores inaccessible and too urinals and
two thinks.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
How many thinks have you got? Three? You one more
sink than us?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, okay with urinal space, yours a bigger Yeah, yeah, yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
I think I went in with Fletch.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Once just have a look. Yeah, yeah, good stuff, but
I can't remember. That's just it's just between friends and.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
We hooked up in the normal toilet.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, that's considered it. You if someone needed the accessible toilet, yeah,
you know, we're not.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Going to prevent them.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
We also haven't even got to a little po okay,
get to sell a little just.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Realizes that what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
How do you feel about the work toilets?

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Hate them, scared to use them, use were necessary, or
love them constantly going?

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Which seems a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. Okay.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
So the most popular one is used when necessary. That's
sixty eight percent almost almost almost talk about toilets out
enough that comes into play, does it?

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Oh, we're not doing that in a toilet.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
The second most popular is love them constantly going seven
percent of people hate them, scared to use them.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Okay, the way you're drinking that water? Was that joke
full at the start of the show. Yeah, I'm feeling dehydrated.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
You're gonna need a wheeze. So you've got colonoscopy prep though.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Started my colonoscopy prep today, So I'm flushing what.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
You've already started. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Not that part of it. The change you diet part
of it. Sure tomorrow and no food.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Oh yuck ah. But fun because you get proper file
yeah yesterday, and they're like you, we're not lying about
that proprofile. I was like, feel great for the next
twelve hours. Said I can do number ones at the
work toilet, but not number twos. I literally drive home
during my non contact periods.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
I'm a teacher. Oh you like to do number twos?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Come on, Surely the toilets aren't that bad at school
and the staff stuff.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Sureness is our work toilets and cubicles, and there's not
enough of them putting grand professional centimeters away from each
other while they relieve themselves.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
It's not my vibe. It's a weird thing to do
because we're all humans.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
Danielle I'm a teacher and we have a staff member
no one knows who who puts a new meme slash
joke and the staff toilets each week.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
I often have a chuckle to myself when I go
to the toilet and a new meme is there. I
like that, that's cool.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
The meme needs a frame, yeah, I feel like it
needs a permanent frame.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
And then all they do is they take down the
front and change the meme like a little light box.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
Yeah, and you never know if they're going to smell
like someone's taking a big dump or they're gonna smell like.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Feet, says Jamie, But either way, they always have.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
An unusual Aromay Polly said, I work with mostly woman
and our office toilet is directly opposite our boss's office,
who has made sure we know he can hear us weiing.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I'll only go when he.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Goes out for lunch of coffee.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
We need to get hr and onto this immediately.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
If he has made light of the fact that he's
heard every female staff member urinating that that's a bit
big and an employment red flat. That's a bit yeah,
that's we definitely need to help you. Carlo said, hate
the work Portaloos would rather piss against the side of
the work.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Oh the work.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
I didn't even think about Portoloo's trade.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
E's someone else do messasion.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I cleaned Portaloos for a job, so I don't mind
using the toilet because I know that that is clean
every time.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
Yeah, I would love to. There must be a video
online of cleaning of a portloo. That's fascinating stuff. It's
one of those things you'd watch that. It's one of
those things.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Hated it.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I hated it whenever they came and they put in
a big hose and they suck it all out.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
It was awful. And then do they clean it or
just cle blue stuff in it? Well, that's part of
the cleaning, but no, they gave it a good clean. Fascinating.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
I know, um, please keep me anonymous. But I popped
to the shop and run down the street to the
public toilets. What I guess it's just a matter of
time before they realize I don't come back with any snacks.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Couple of toilets are better than your work toilets.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I suppose it's like a bit of anonymity rather than
poop next to your.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Maybe they're going to like a mall toilet. I always
poop and malves. I don't think I've always share excitement.
Thrill of a good bargain maybe gets me all moving.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
They wanted to remain in another but their profile picture
does look like producer car would.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Oh yeah, I'm not saying it's her, but they do
look alike.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
She has a ghast. She is a gas that you've
ever made. Insinuated there, Marie said, I work from home.
I guess it would be my own fault if my
toilet was in any condition to my liking. I'm the
only female and a trade heavy depot with one.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Toilet to you, I thought, wow, okay.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
When someone's diet mostly consists of energy drinks and highly
processed meat inside highly processed pastries.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yep, it's all going to come wrapping out around.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Ten.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Would like us all to go on to this day.
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That's why
I always pooh on company time.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
That's gorgeous. Yeah good, that's good.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah, don't waste your own time get paid to pooh
at work.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
That's play Splitchforne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Insid C a R. It stands for inzid c a
R in ZI ZID cars are red. Okay, that's your option.
INCID casse roles are US.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
There's not even a Sometimes they get it wrong.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. Actually sometimes they get it wrong. No,
it stands for the New Zealand Companion Animal Register. So
that's your micro chip data base, basically your major.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Murray Fluffington's in this roll, isn't it? Twice? Our dogs
two micro chips. You know when they when they first
rescued him.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
From a plastic bag and lower heart, they chipped him
and they thought.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
That it happened and lower heart do you know what?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I have been disgustingly close. They thought the first one
didn't work, and then it did. So he's got two chips,
all right, You've got two numbers right, New Zealand Companion
Animal Register. So it's where you register your pets if
you microchip them, which you should.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
So you got to register your dogs and stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
So they have a whole database of rock plaze one
point three million pets of New Zealand across lots of
different species.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Surprise that many people have registered their pets. So this
includes rabbits and horses. I'm sorry people are micro chipping
a rabbit. Do you Oh my god, I kind of
want a rabbit.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
But that's a side is it wouldn't the micro chip
be the price of a rabbit?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
I don't know what does a rabbit cost? Not much?
Rabbits a lot of supply here he is, Do you microach?
You don't. Do you register your other animals? There aren't
you have to? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Right, they've got a National Animal Identification something. The tea
is nate right, and tracking tracking SISM and tracking sism,
trassic tracking scissors and you have to because of microplasma
boas and other diseases that you can wipe out the
dairy industry across the country bajillions. So yes, but not
the goats.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
I don't think in Zid's castles include big like farm animals.
This is your domestic sort of pits. They have released
the top five names by species cats yes in New
Zealand for twenty twenty four, based on people registering.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Because that time of the year, we're going to get
all these like.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Listens, okay, horses from fifth to first, marle kiwi Jasper.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Number one is Bailey.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
I thought shadow might be in there, shadow flaps, shadow
flaps the white horse, but also like a dark horse
might be called shadow.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah. True.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Okay, so Marley que we jes for Charlie Bailey. It
sounds like I'm doing the alphabet mark just because. Okay,
rabbits Floppy, this guy floppy No, no, Luffy.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
No, I don't think any of these.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
From fifth to first, Honey, Hazel, Cookie, Coco, Archie.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Stupid rabbit names Archie rabbit, Archie the rabbit.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Okay, here's the do you want kettle dog os dogs?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
We'll do dogs. We'll hit with cats. Would loads of dogs?
Too bad for dogs?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
From first to first, Charlie, Daisy, Poppy, Bella, Luna.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Bella was Bella was top dog a couple of years ago.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Bella's burg dog name. Yeah, I can't believe, like Chopper
or isn't in me? You know, register themselves. They don't
register those dogs and cats?

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Is Nala? Coco, Milo and Beller and Lunar are the.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Top two on cats and dogs? Really, yes, Luna is
number one across cats and dogs.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Don't name your children Bella or Luna because that's officially
an animal name.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
Your children All outlive your animals, ideally I did. Yeah, yeah,
fingers grass, Yeah, all going well that happens. So yeah,
like Luna and what did I say, Bella?

Speaker 3 (24:30):
No? Yes, Luna and Beller are the top two names
for cats and dogs ms.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
This is the top.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Six Fletcher be happy about. This is a central Auckland dolls.
Where's it going? It's not up yet.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Though, right, Nah, it's going up in the like Britamut Square.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Right downtown Auckland. Yea Queen Street.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
It's a they put up with the big balls outside
the railway. Yeah, yeah, shows and McDonald's Yeah, yeah, I
love that.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I love that nonies big balls are up. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
But yeah, because I had a looked this Morner Keystone
and the McDonald's bridge, isn't it truly is sort of
their flagship store.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, because it's just right in the middle of flagship nugs.
For me, it's always open lay. Yeah, it's good. It's
good stuff saved a day.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
I guess we'll see what quality of the tree is
when it goes up. But there's a lot of balk
fou all real I imagine foe. But it's going to
cost one point two million dollars. People like what, yes, nice, nice,
it's a long term investment. Because of course Santa was
retired just before COVID and last we heard that's right, Yeah,

(25:49):
he's was He just meant like a wa update if
I could. Yeah, because he was lying on you could
see him on Google Maps.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
He was outside the back of a museum. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
I think the head got put somewhere. Last time someone
said the head was up perhaps huh So. The tree
is over eight ten meters tall, ten thousand allied's, four
thousand poot the color flower decorations, and two hundred giant barbles.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Amazing. I like that. I got that.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
I got the top six features of a one point
two million dollar Christmas tree for one point two million dollars. Yeah,
number six on the list. The Christmas tree angel on
the top. It's a real angel. We borrowed it from heaven.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Holyly, what's the high ridge? One angel from heaven?

Speaker 6 (26:34):
Quite a bit Anything religious costs quite a bit of money,
it does. You know it's going to go into the coffers. Yeah,
it's going to go Just breathe normal oxygen.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
They breathe anything they want, pollution, oxygen, anything, actually I
love pollution.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
They're actually a great co two filter. Really. Oh man,
that's awesome great, Yeah, so good.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
Number five on the list of the top sex speeches
of a one point two million dollar Christmas tree that
falls from it.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah, it's cocaine.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
I don't know if that's a good idea to downtown.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
Floating around already getting it off the tree of the
top sex speeches at the one point two million dollar
Christmas tree. You know, we were talking recently about posh
Christmas trees that have trains that go around them.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yes, the real train. You can ride it.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Oh, I can write it up the Christmas tree and
then they just shut the brakes off and you roller
coaster back down the Christmas tree.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Love it. Did you order one of those from teammate?

Speaker 6 (27:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I didn't. I've check them out because you didn't want
to sit your house on fire.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah. I feel like if I'm going to get one,
I should get a legit one.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Yeah, okay, legit one is probably just from tam in
a different box anyway.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Yeah, that would make me sort of feel better paying
the middle man a whole lot of money. Yeah. Interesting.
Number three on.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
The list of the top sex speeches of a one
point two million dollar Christmas tree. The reindeer yep, real
rainde real real and they fly.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Of course they do, because the Angel blessed them, yes,
with her medical heaven powers.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Yeah, number two of the last of the top six
speeches of a one point two million dollar Christmas tree.
The lights on it are so bright that no one
in the whole city will experience any form of nighttime
in the entire month of December, because when they get
switched on, everybody else. It's like in the movies, you know,
when you see parts of the city shutting down of
the lights going off. That happens every time it switches onters, you.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Know, on that I was just reading. So it's eighteen
meters tall the street. It's going to have ten thousand
early d light And did you say about the night
the light show? Every five minutes it will be a
light show. There'll be a five minute light show every
ten minutes, seven thirty pm till ten pm.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
There's seven thirty is still gonna be too light in December.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
If the kids it's too light, nanna till te and
you'll be all right, yeah, oh my god, what if
so much rice?

Speaker 4 (28:54):
The climate.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I just know they're going to have security there.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
That led to the budget and number one of the
less of the top six speeches of the one point
two million dollar Christmas Tree.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Guys, it's the sky tower and disguise. What why did
we just put some balls on that? Actually?

Speaker 8 (29:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Or even just sort of a little green jacket.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
You know those horrible five minute craft videos. We've talked
about it before. They make a spaghetti shoe or some
like that. I saw a guy with concrete, Yeah, it
is concrete, of course, why not He put PVC pipes
around his litter box. Yeah, and like a triangle and
like a cone shape and then wrapped stuff around it.

(29:34):
And I was like, look at Christmas Tree litter box.
I was like, that sucks. Imagine it on the skytower.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Pipes. I think they might suck.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
We need some big pipes, need some big stuff. The
Today stop Sex plays it.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
MS.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
There's a GPD. We're all choking up today, aren't we.
There is a GP in the UK. Alcapatella's your name,
she has sick her and scarface.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
I didn't get the reference.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Alpacino, Alca Patel and.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Like it does it even sound like a doesn't even
sound like al Pacino?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
An Alca tel phone would have been funny. I loved
her charging cradle and the that would have been a
better observation. And then I would have laughed. But then
now you've just made fun of someone's name because that's
from from another country.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Hanger.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
So are you happy with your out? Because pino and
use it? She sounds like a phone over again. I've
got I enjoyed your job, Paul henry Man. You shouldn't
have pulled my god, miss this great way. We're all

(30:53):
going out now anyway.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
So she says that she's got twenty years experience as
a general predicted protectitioner and she's done it again. I
have not shut it, she says, in the accent she's
from the UK. Canceled, you canceled, You're all canceled anyway.
She says that over the.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Last twenty years, the UK have an accent canceled canceled.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, she says that, she said twenty over the last
twenty years, she has seen, in particularly the last four years,
a huge increase of time wasters.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
Oh, I wonder why maybe a huge global pandemic and
everyone's freaking out of it.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
The long running effects of it none at all.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Social Media people are influencing by social media, and they're
checking symptoms on things like social media, or they're seeing
people go like, oh my god, I had a mark
on my finger and turns it with sepsis and my
finger fell off, And so people are waking up with
she said this, use this as an example, waking up
with a dot on their finger and immediately booking an
appointment to come and be like, this is sepsis. That's
going to have to go, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
And she's like no, She's like, no.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
One person booked an appointment, but there's no more explanations.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Who don't ask for it.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
By the way, one woman booked an appointment for her
son because apparently he couldn't stop walking backwards. Time wast
She's calling them, and she said, it's terrible because then
there are people who actually need.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Someone who can't start walking backwards? Can they ask told
us sort that shit out, because that's.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Stop showing off walking backwards you're tired.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
And then stop showing off and got friends around from
reading a lot of news, though in the UK, they
have like it's really hard to book in with the GPD.
I know even in New Zealand in some places it's
hard to even enroll in a practice. But yeah, they're
you're waiting months to see one.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
Yeah, well, the one they're going in the first signs
of success because of their weight that we did.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
That's a deadly thing to get.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I mean, she's not discouraging people from investigating things such
as a source set of balls, which could be a
sign of something.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
You know serious.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah, but she she was like, there's just TI was
now I think I've definitely done this before when I
you know, how many times do you need to swab
an ingrown here to convince me that it's not something
more serious? You know, swab it? I can see the
hair inside it. I reckon, just swab it, I reckon,
just swab it.

Speaker 9 (33:15):
What are you?

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Squtty, what are you? Why are they swapping it?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Well, you know, if I've had an ingrown here in
an intimate area, I'm just made making sure that it wasn't,
you know, some an STD of sort of sorts.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
And I remember that I've definitely said to a doctor
swab there. But you were hooking up with anybody? Shut up.
I'd love to say that if I was a doctor. Doctor,
look at you doubt it, Who the hell would even get.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
And then you're like, oh no, you're a rise. Yep,
that's really that's what you've got. I want to know
when did you waste a doctor's time? Like, maybe you
went in with a small thing that you thought was
like you thought, I've got a bruise, this must be meningitis.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
But it was I don't know, you're pen leaked and
it was just ink exactly or whatever it was. I'm
bleeding from the nipple.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
No, a red pin has leaked in your pocket there,
that's what's happened there.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
But maybe yeah, it was something you thought was really
serious and it was just something tiny and yeah, totally
something you could have just sat out at home.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah, like this is skin cancer. No, my love that
as a wart still even dealt with my warts. By
the way, I haven't, I haven't. I haven't had time though.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
By the week, Okay, give us a call on one
hundred dollars at him. You can text them as well.
Nine six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
When did you waste a doctor's time you thought it
was worse?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Than it was. We want to know when you wasted
the doctor's time?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, took something a little bit too seriously. Apparently in
the UK this is a massive thing.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
One in four appointments. They were saying a time wasters.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Yeah, and it's all because of social media, because people
are saying like things online that got.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
To scratch you, like, well, that's flesh eating disorder. I'll
be eating alive in the next twenty four hours. Better
go to the doctor.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Yeah, just put you hear about people that ignored it
and they lost their legs.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Being alarmist, I'm just I'm just saying it's probably fleshitting disorder.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Abby. When did you waste the doctor's time?

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Well, wasn't next me my auntie she took her son
to the hospital because he was blue.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
That seems fair, yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
But turns out she just hadn't pre washed his blue
bed sheet, so he.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Was oh my god, oh it's not.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
But it was okay, And the doctor and the dogs
was a like, stop buying sheep ship sheets of your kids.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
The die has not even sit in them.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Always, that's why we always pre.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Yep. Oh my god, no, it's the.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Sheet, Anonymous, When did you waste the doctor's time.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
My guys, for about three four days straight, I was
suffering from excruciating adominal and I went to the doctors
and I did all these push tests like where it hurts,
and then they were like, crap, we need to take
you to the hospital. I think you've got kidney stones.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
They got to the.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
Hospital, they did their scans and the person was doing scans like,
I can't.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
See any kidney stones.

Speaker 8 (36:16):
All of it is pretty cloudy. So they kept me
in overnight, gave me some pain meds. The specialists comes
and they're still confused on what's happening.

Speaker 9 (36:25):
So staid another night for observation, and then someone else
came and it was just a case of I had
gas and I just needed to let it rip.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
How did they hold it in? Did they fight you?
Did they get the fart out?

Speaker 6 (36:46):
No?

Speaker 8 (36:46):
I just had to They just had to wait until
I went to the bathroom and did a poop, and yeah,
then I was After that, I was to go.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
The money and it's on your medical record somewhere. Yeah,
I never hold it in Anonymous, thank you some messages in.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
I tell you, very popular on the messages that we're
getting in Beatroot you can eat a lot of beech troot,
beat Rey salad, anything, Beatroy heavy.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Put a little mark on your hand ate beat trop
not bleeding, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Just a little mark. And then when you're on the
toilet and you start panicking, you'll see the mark and
you'll be like, that's the Beat Rock, that's the Beat troop. Yeah,
that's the Beatrick mark. Some other messages in My partner
went to the GP with heart problems on his oe
and London. Turns out copius amounts of alcohol, illicit drugs
in three hours of sleep and I can mirror the
symptoms of.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
A heart attack. Can I tell you why? If you
keep doing it? Yeah, you might have one. Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Eventually down the road, Um, I fell off my bike
and really hurt my leg. My dad was convinced it
was broken because I had a lump. He's like, that's
a compound fracture. I was like, it doesn't. It hurts
a bit, but not like broken leg. Went to the doctors.
The doctor pushed it and said, so that's a mosquito bite.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Oh, they're so embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
That's embarrassing. My ex husband was a doctor's worst nightmare.
Went there convinced he had motor neurone disorder because he
had a twitchy toe. He also went there once because
he was convinced he had HIV, no symptoms of HIV,
but was guilty because he'd slept with somebody outside of
our marriage and was convinced the guilt manifested itself and

(38:31):
to a dark thought that he couldn't get rid of
the fact that he had h OV.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Wow, um, there are I feel like there's a lot
of issues.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
There's a lot to impact there. Some vets are weighing in.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
A guy bought his dog and being so panicked about
his cancerous growths on his dog's underside.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
I said, sir, those are nipples.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
And they said the male dog though, And they said, sir,
male dogs like you have nipples. Yeah, And the guy
was just like, how much is it cost me? That's
the meaning?

Speaker 4 (39:01):
How much is it going to call me?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Gosh, that's an idiot fee. That should just been a
moron fee.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Somebody said where I used to work on healthline and
people would call I'm hearing blood.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
The first thing you'd say would be like, have you
eaten beetroot lately?

Speaker 6 (39:16):
And some people would hang up at that stage, just
out of sheer embarrassment. Oh wow, and were it wasn't
the color of beetroot and they're like, is your per
when it comes out the color of the same as
the food when you ate it, And they're like, no,
it's it's different. And they're like, that's kind of the
vibe with beet root too.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Someone said they were constantly dealing with stomach issues. Saw
constantly had the liquid squirts.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Turns out anxiety really just just was just all stressed
and worked up, and anxiety manifested itself physically.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
My son stopped using one of his legs.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
But it's got a happy ending, so you know the
I know the inning so I laughed, you didn't when
you know, but it was still he's gone to it.
It's still funny, Big Paul Henry energy from this guy.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Still funny.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
My son's still using one of his legs. I was like,
oh no, he stopped using one of his legs. Took
him to A and E and they're like, well, that's
we'll send you off to Starship. Send him after Starship.
While we were in the area waiting to see a doctor,
where there's all the toys, I looked down and he's
using both of his legs.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Oh gosh, he just was just no.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
It was one that probably wasn't even old enough to
realize that he wasn't using the league.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
It's like a little kid. Kid couldn't be like, yeah, right,
my leg doesn't work anymore.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Oh so good. I had a skin cancer. It was
differently skin cancer. I took a photo of it and
I was like, that's the skin cancer. And then I
looked up what skin cancers looked like. I had skin cancer.
I went and the doctor was like, I hate to
break to break this to you, but that's.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Called an age spot. And oh no. As we get.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
Branda went to hospital for a heart attack. Turns out
it's just constipated.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Yeah, really constipated. Your chest hurts.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Hm.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Wow, you need some fiber meat diet there. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Went to the doctor as I had this horrible, painful,
blistering rash on the back of my leg. I was like,
I don't know where that's come from, but that's flesh eating.
The Internet told me it's flesh eating swabs, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Turns out, after a few too many beverages.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Of course, we're only here at the show drinking moderation
only in moderation.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
While on the ourway with water in between, fell asleep
on a whole water bottle that, by the morning, of course,
was cold, so I wasn't aware when I woke up.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
It gave you blessed that burnt you. Yeah, I had
a friend that had that happen.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Yeah, that's why you always used grands knitted cover, you.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Crocheted cover always.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
Um.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Oh no, that's a real one. My friend went to
the doctor's feeling fatigue.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, my friend
went to the doctors because they said they'd been feeling fatigue,
but they had also recently administered a terrible fake tan
that the doctor was like, Oh my god, it's warned us.
You haven't kidney failure out. So the doctor rushed them
to hospital.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
For all the tests. The test came back good.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
They just weren't getting enough sleep, but the doctor thought
they had jaundice and that's how bad their fact tan was.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Oh no, you got to get the Bondi sands with
the green under the class.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
They used the club with the green green underts.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Okay, there's a there's a long one here, but it
does end with Hi, I know I'm gonna leave it out. Okay.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
I was a month after ever and my son. I
was in our shop and I started feeling real bad
chest pains.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
I hoped.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
I hopped in the car with my husband and took
me up to a and M and was put in
a cube because they had blood tests and said, I
looked really pale and what had sent me for a
chest X right? And the orderly was pushing me to
the waiting room and he banged the bed on the
door and I led it in an enormous burp and
then the chest started again. I had an X ray,
got back to the emergency department, had another birth, they said,
but I think it means burt. They ended up giving

(42:58):
me sending me home because the chest paint was starting
to go away. I had a bath that had popping
candy inside, and I'm pretty sure that was what was
caused in the internal disruption.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
They just said, too much popping candy.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
They had a bath and they were eating popping canny
in the bar and just go just guzzling popping candy
and it's eating it and it's caused and so they
just got a couple of burps and all it took
to dislodge the bird was a.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Bang by the orderly into the door.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Well, if you're having trouble booking in to see your GP,
or you're waiting hours at A and A, this is
why my.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Friend was really concerned that my newborn baby had a
tiny penis. I took him to the doctor. Turns out
it's got a normal sized penis for an infant. Infants
just have tiny penises. And my friend was just a bitch.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
What did you think the baby born on the man's
sized doll? You don't get you, Amanda. Unto like twenty five,
I'm still waiting.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
And I'm trying not to back plays flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
We're actually gonna talk about this Wicked press tour again
after eight this one to get some great content out
of this Wicked movie. But now we want to talk
about a slightly different aspect of the Wicked movie, one
where you wouldn't say has gone flawlessly so bad as
Wicked released special edition h Barbie dolls.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Of what are the two witches names? Glenn Dwindolin and Potrocrium.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yes, the petrochium, Yeah, car calwhen don't type in the
chat the actual names. We don't need it Gwendolen and petroleum.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Glinda and alf Elba. Yeah, petroleum sound a better to me.
So I've never seen this either in my life.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
Alphabet, but you've said there was it of oz yeah yeah,
so you know the one that gets the one that.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Getshed at the start, Yeah, the bad witch and then
the good witch.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
So which one is Ariana grand the good Witch, good witch?

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Right, it's all about how the bad witch isn't a
bad witch, that we're all just different witches. It's a
story of sisterhood and it's really beautiful and it's got
great music and those two have apparently.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Nailed it right. Well, something that hasn't been nailed Wicked
movie dot flitch recently, you know recently. You two come
it out and move on. But people love it. I
bully you does the nailing.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
People love it when we bully you. We have feedback
actively coming in.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
He's the building. He does, he doesn't get nailed.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Okay, moving on, moving on, so keeping it family friendly.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Wicked movie, well, I'm afraid not.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Wickedmovie dot com is the website to promote the movie.
Wicked dot com is where you go to watch the
home of official parody porn movies such as Captain Marvel
xxx and the home of Wicked Pictures.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
So they have printed the wrong the website address.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
On the box.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
They put Wicked dot Com on the barbie box where
you can go to learn more about Wicked, Yes, and
other Wicked Please tell me they found this out after
they've been distributed. Yes, sir, certainly there's pictures of them
on shelves.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Who predominantly eyes barbies or receives barbies.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
It's not good as it. Wicked dot Com. How many sets?
How many sets of eyes go over there?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Are they going to like go into these stores?

Speaker 5 (46:34):
And are they going to pull the dolls or are
they going to put a sticker on their website?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
They will.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Vorn but pushing Vaughn Vaughan Ellen.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Guys, I didn't make the mistake. It's so bad.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
We regret this unfortunate error and are taking immediate action
to remedy this. Parents are advised that the misprinted in't
Create website is not appropriate for children, although Mom and
Dad brackets consumers who already have the product of advice
that discard the package. But this immediately makes this a
more valuable Yes, this makes if you can get it

(47:13):
before they because they're just going to put a burg heavy,
dudey stick around it.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Right, we'll just replace the box.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, but the new ones they make, they'll do a
different box on out, but all the ones and they
will hit the ground running with the movie merch because
it all plays that were on Christmas season.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Now, yeah, the movie is going to be out immediately,
Like they're going to leave the movies and the gays
and the children will immediately want to buy the dolls.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Oh my god, yeah, young girls.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Like as a younger who loved Barbie dolls, I would
scream the house down until my dad brought me both
these dolls.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
I would thump the walls and explain a lot again,
you're losing it. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
I'm going to lose, thiss my absolute ship if you
don't get me their doll.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
But like, yeah, they're gonna snat these up.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
But yeah, any now, the ones without the stickers are
going to become a collectors edition.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Who's losing their job this week?

Speaker 6 (48:06):
But then that's like you said before, how many eyes
of these things got across or is that part of
the packaging not important?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Of course, it's important to who. Yeah, who doesn't.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Well, they're in stock at the warehouse. I'm just looking
here Wicked the Musical, or.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
We can't find that page. Hers, we can't find that page.
Go to Wicked dot com. No don't, we're at work.
No don't. Yeah, I'm just won't meet you. I don't reckon.
I'm just having well, I'm not trying to go there.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
I'm just looking on the on the warehouse website to
see if they've got them. But yeah, by the warehouse,
Well than could be collector's edition play z M's Fletchpahn.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
And you know that.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
My Instagram sometimes feeds me the weirdest stuff and I'll
be like, I don't know how it got here, but
I think it's just because.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Neither I don't know. Why is it shown me this
I haven't looked up? Was my explore page?

Speaker 6 (49:04):
Why is it all hot Brazilian models? Now at the moment,
it's literally which Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Is your favorite?

Speaker 6 (49:08):
I said yesterday because I guess because it's both meta, right, yeah,
Facebook and Instagram, And my Facebook was all that and
now my Instagram is all my explore pages, like which
is your favorite Pokemon?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Which is it's all over the place.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
But I just had a giant I think it's a
panther licking a dog like a little baby panther.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Big panthers tongue would surely shredded dog, big cat.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
But then it's a real cue sideways. That's gonna be
a hell of a fight. Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
Yeah, video, it's in the snow too. You failed to
mention that it's in the snow.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
That's c that's showed me the whole explore page.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Everyone click your search. Everyone clicked their search.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
And go on the explore page. Jason Momore, Jason Momore,
Do you know that's what they should do?

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Someone like Graham Norton, You know how he gets all
these celebrities on. He should be like, open your Instagram,
open your Instagram explore page. And a lot of them
just don't do social media or they are on it
quite passively. Yeah, yeah, okay, So my Instagram served me
up what I thought was just a unique bit of
content that wasn't going that.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
There's a raccoon getting a belly. Raccoon getting a belly,
No beast raccoon. I got that yesterday. Fat raccoon.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
I love you know, I would love a raccoon, but
you you're killing it with kindness.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Nothing bad on my Explore page today.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Mine's actually pretty well behaved. Yeah, look at that well behaved.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Yeah, that's pretty well behaved. I don't know. You're a
fan of the Brisbane Broncos. That's crazy apparently I am, yeah,
edibly because your brother is Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah, My first nine thumbnails are six of them are Jason.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Anyway, so I got fit up this content.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
It was from a West Midlands chippery called Merchants Fish
and Chips in Birdley, Worchester, Worschgesture, Worcestershire and Midlands.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
England needs better names for the areas West Midlands, so
birming like North Island, South Island, or.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Just like Middle Middle, Middle, because then it's top Britain.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
So it's basically this church who they filled, this fish
and chip shop who has an Instagram page. They film
fake customers taking an order from their main server called Destiny,
who has a tan that I would describe as Trump
esque round here, big fake nails, but people are obsessed
with her fish and chips please.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Yeah, what size would you like?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Yeah, we are doing would you like to try that?

Speaker 6 (51:52):
Yeah? Sure?

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Try? Would you like any sauces. Yeah, what sources have
you got? She knows, I've just give the most med
service ever because when you look at it, she is like,

(52:14):
but it's Radio Haley.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
No, because people need to go and see this. People
need to go and say this. This is the guy
who just showed a fat raccoon getting a belly rub.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
It's Radio a raccoon on its back.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Get you can imagine Destiny with her big blonde hair
in an orange tan. So I thought this was just
a weird bit of you know, something that had come
up on my fade. But because I've been enjoying the
videos so much and followed them that that's why I
keep seeing it. No, it's like going viral. She's going viral.
Hundreds of thousands of people are following these things. Twenty
four million views on a single video of her, just

(52:49):
like can.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
I get some chips please? Yeah? Sure, what kind of
fish do you want? I've got hard if you want
to try it.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
People are obsessed with it, and like every day it's
just growing, growing and growing. Diva.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
They're doing they're doing the thing where they take the
audio when they to manic it perfectly and then re
enact it.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
I guarantee you had Halloween. This is just kind of hitting. Now.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Had Halloween been like coming up, I would have gone
as Destiny.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
From from All Night explaining your costume. Yeah, as is
the great costume. Let me get out of the TikTok
and was like.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Jesus, I'm just like.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Yeah, sure, how many chips do you want? I don't
get it, Haley, I don't get it, Haley, what are you?
Would you like some hard Okay, I'm sure your.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Day plays Fleshborne and Haley play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Well, it's bad.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
News in the utensils department in your kitchen the Blacks Bachelor's.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
God, I love my black spets. You know, it's all
the kind of the non stick stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
So a new study is found the high levels of
flame retardants and some items made from recycled black plastic,
including kitchen utensils, toys, and other households items.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Tongues. I mean the photo here that they've used bad.
Your tongues have silicon at the end, not just past.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
It's got the same black plastic as the mind and
sometimes every now and you'll be using them the barbecue
and then you're lead them too close and you look
again and it's bubbled.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
So is that the problem? That's full of toxins and
we've got to get into our food basically. Yeah, but
when they came.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
For the nonstick pans for.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
A while, they still know they're still coming for those, ah,
because those have got a forever chemical in them. Yeah, yeah,
that forever you slowly chip off into your You want
that to last river, Yeah, you can't pay good money
for that.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
I love a chemical stir fry.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
So the black, the black, the black speculas and slices.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
And knowing it, you just kind of stopped in that
sentence and tripped over yourself five or six times as
you tried to get it back on t.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Do you think that's Do you think that's who utensils killing?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Yeah, it leached into your brain, my brain. So what
we meant to go to? Like the wooden wines.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
That are also black? No, just I don't know, you know,
like a real brown black wooden.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
And you don't clean them properly. You don't clean them properly,
and you're not supposed put them in the dishwasher. No, you're
not supposed to put any wood.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
My wooden dishwasher because then because my dad when he
washes a chopping board, he puts it out in the
sun to dry.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
We leave ours on the rack even when they I
don't put them in the dishwasher. But we've talked before
about the dish washing leading etiquette our house anywhere. I'll
take them out of the dish washer and put them
in the rack, and they need to stay there for
ages to dry because the dishwasher soaks them, whereas if
you just scrub them and then put them.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
In the rack, they'll dryway, cooker the living everybody. But
then the chicken juice is drying in the sun. Now
you scrub the chicken juice you give it are putting?
Are you cutting your chicken on your wooden boards? You're
not meant to. No, I've got a plastic board for
a chicken.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
But that's why you That's why you stop halfway through
a sentence, because you can continue microplastic set your chicken.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
That's where you go. Is it the.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Plays flesh?

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Why do you always have trying to make her more
Spanish than she is? Yeah, or she's been doing that.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
She's really leaned into the pale aesthetic she has, hasn't
she Wicked the Wicked thing, change of change of everything.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
For her now, she's always been very good.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
I'm amazing pressure on SNL, you can look up a
sketch where she's working at a radio, a radio it's
not how radio works, but she's working at a radio
hub where each of the radio stations start like the
machinery starts falling at different times, and they're like, oh no,
the classic rock stations down.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
You're gonna need a Eagles impression, and she can nail that.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Seelen phenomenal. She does a Brittany impress, Shakira Shakida. I
think she even does a Bruno Mars.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
How do we know that she's not impersonating herself and
she's actually something completely different.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Grande is a so she.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Has been an impress for Wicked and appeared on a
podcast and they asked it Hermione Granger from Harry Potter impression.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
You do your Harmoni impression?

Speaker 6 (57:35):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Do you know what I'm talking about? That spleech speech, now,
that's that's really good start.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
She's got the nasality she put can push it around. Yeah,
the voice goes around everywhere.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Yeah, very talented vocally, and I liked that, and I
like impressions. I follow so many impressions on Instagram and
it's the same, like they nail like eight. Well there's
one guy who is just so good at eight impressions.
But every post they're just the same eight impressions in
different situations. And I'll watch every one of them because
I admire it deeply. Yeah, the art of the impression.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Some people just have it.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
So what I want to do as people ring up
and do their impressions, don't tell us who you're going
to do. Yeah, you just start and we have to
guess who it is.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
So wait, we're gonna say hello, Jane, do your.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Impression, and they'll go and we'll be like, you are
a duck.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
But after animal noises, we're after impressions.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
Like celebrities or singers or yeah, anything like that.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Right, why can't we take ducks or animal noises?

Speaker 6 (58:48):
No oa have to be Donald, don't have to be Donald.
But then that's a character I will accept. Good, Like
if you can do an impression of a noise, like
what about the pedestrian crossing?

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Yes, what one did I nail the other day? It
was boot? Was it the chick out, not that there was.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
There was the checkout boop, and I did the South
chickout boop and we all just stopped.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
It was really now and you could never do it again.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Right, Well, maybe you do an impression of the bagging
area check.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Yeah, maybe maybe you are the bagging area check. It's
a good.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
A lot of people working on their trumps at the moment.
Everyone's working on the.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
What was that one?

Speaker 3 (59:36):
There's no more famous.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
You are famous for your Arnold swartznagger. Have you been
working on that tirelessly?

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (59:48):
Guys getting you chop?

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Oh my god, guys. Yeah, I was too close in
the back of my truck.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Terrible.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
So you want people to call Vaorn, you can call
now eight hundred times at them tix through nine six
nine Sex.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
You can't text through, but if you can't get you
can't get through on your impression. Yeah, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
There's got to be some generent knowledges out there, oh
year true, or some Helen Clark's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Helen Clark is a classic Clark's to keep a classic impression.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Yeah, maybe you've got impression. Fletch and Vaughn. I eight
hundred domes at him. If you have an impression, call us.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Now, Grande does a great impression, many many great impressions.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
But she's revealed her Homoni Granger impression. You said, a
bit trumpy.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
There many many greens, great impressions.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Now you're right there.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
I was working on my Trump impression yesterday and a
voice note to some friends, and they said, you just
got to slow it down. Okay, give it, give us
a work in progress.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
So we want you to call us and give us
an impression, and we've got to try and guess what
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Let's suspendaste. To
be honest.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Somebody said they can do their brother can do a
really good Kermit the Frog impression, but sadly he's six,
so you can't call him.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
So I'll do it because I got a pretty good okay, guy, honey,
hold is crimently Frog from sixthing Streak. Oh that's really good. Kermit.
Was Jim Henson, who also did Ernie.

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
So Ernie was like, you're the one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
You just being nice. It's really good, awfully fun of you.
Boo boop do you Okay, I'm impressed. I like that one.
I thought it was good, suitably impressed. Nowly good morning, Hi,
how old are you now?

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Impression brave calling out the radio session and do some impressions.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Okay, give us your impression, and then we're going to
try to guess who it is or what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Yes, finally, not too many other callers on the topic.
What are we going to have? I told you would
you watch the quality the over quantity. Now give us
your first impression. Remember, don't tell us what it is.
We have to guess.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Oh my god, you look like the fourth of July.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Shod that didn't we we guess? Okay, good, give us
your second.

Speaker 9 (01:02:25):
I do make it thing, Lloyd, do it again?

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Do it again?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I do make it thingimbody.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Yeah, car, you're so good. Nelly, don't stop, don't stop
doing impressions. Yeah, keep working.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
I'm working on a couple more, but they're not as good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
You don't have to do them. Who you're working on?
What are the ones? Drew Barrymore? You say, Donald Chunk?

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Yeah, yeah great, four more years of that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Yeah, you can work on that. Plenty of time to
work on that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
So much. Yes, somebody has messaged and saying we've had
Kermit the Frog and from Vaughn.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
We've had Hailey's Jennifer College.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Oh my god, there's the time for the Persian rag
merchant from Flitch Perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
I don't do impressions. I don't do your impression of
a persian right merchant in the market.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
You give me cancels, you line, Ethan, good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
All right, it's don't tell us, don't you have to guess?
But were you ready? You launched into your impression right
the scratch my laugh? Oh my god, oh my god,

(01:04:02):
what are you doing? I love it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
There's a trick.

Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
There is a trick to it, and there's a lot
of If you're a guy, you say and within a
high perge voice, and you put.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Your hand on the bottom of your Adam's apple and
you just run it up and down.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Okay, that's really good at that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
We like that. Thank you, Ethan. Brendan, good morning morning.
I tell you, really really good. What's your don't tell.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Us you first a long time listening the first time called.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
What about phone? Yeah, it's been waiting for this.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
Yeah, okay, all right, we're really Oh no, your noise game,
the phone's not playing ball one hundred percent on it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Try again, oh no, the phone has cut. The phone's
not an impression. He's doing a noise.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Oh my god, that's so that was really good. How
are you doing that?

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
It's just twistling and then you're slicking your tongue up
and there at the same time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
That was really really good, really good. One more time
is something to stand at the time? Would it work?

Speaker 10 (01:05:29):
On?

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
May be on speaker phone trying Yeah, okay, Oh my god,
it's so good speaking hello, Hello. Can I ask you
can do the same thing like the crossing lights? It goes, yeah,
this is good. That's really good. This wasn't gonna work.

(01:05:56):
Who else is having fun?

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
I've had a lot of fun blown away by a
ten year old that did the Lord, I know she's quiet.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
That was amazing. Adam, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
I'm pretty sorry, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
I'm pretty sure that Brendon.

Speaker 8 (01:06:10):
Just had half a country whistling flicking their tongue because.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
I was just going.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
I'd like to imagine people stuck in traffic were looking
around and seeing just a weird amount of people going.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Like heads off to Brandon as the first time caller.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
That was an.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
The hell the energy of the show. I love this
caol of the call call of love. What are you
gonna have to leave you? Adam? Don't tell us?

Speaker 9 (01:06:38):
But well, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Got a couple of Texas saying I need to do it.
I'm going.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
I'm not sure how good it is, but will be
the judge. Okay, okay, Ow that's Mayor Stanley from Family Guy.
No no, no, no, it's Cleveland from Family Guy. Cleveland
cland Brown. That's really good. I like that. I was good.

(01:07:06):
Everybody loved the family impression.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Yeah, I'm not good at any of them, and that's good.
How often he likes to pull that one out? Well
next week to me if you're not that often.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
I tend to just do it because I'm a bit strange.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Just somebody does something and I'm like, oh, that's like
strange people.

Speaker 7 (01:07:28):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
I like fun. This has been fun. Hasn't been fun?
Haven't we had fun?

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Fun?

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Haven't we.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Plays it? Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
In Fact of the Day, day day day day, Yeah,
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do dude dozy drink.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
I'm justsborne video News. Oh I know I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Yeah, we've been actually wanting to tell you for a
few years. News.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Those weekly releases you still haven't dropped off. You get
to keep them now yours.

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
Your DVDs DVD is still the most high quality version
of a video I can possibly get.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
I love my DVD collection.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
All those shelves in your house and shelves of CDs
and DVDs.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
There would actually be a good poll. Do you still
have DVDs and CDs?

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
It's a great salouda pot because some people custom built
shelves and stuff. My dad won't let me chuck out
his CD. My dad still has, but no means of
playing it. Are they are CD is going to do
the round and become like retro cool again, do you think?
Or they never had that sort of and records were
kind of like timelessly cool, but just were quality.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Man, it's the quality when you listen on or Man,
it's like no other you know what I mean? Man,
this not it's like warm crackle.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
Fizzy drink week here affect of the day and today's
fizzy drink is. I think we can all agree that
the rankings of best ways to drink fizzy drink is
number one's glass bottle.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:09:18):
Number twos can got to be number cold too, yeah,
and number three is plastic bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Yep, yeah, I would go, but above then I would
put in a glass with straw at home on the road.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Oh you're on the road, glass part glass bar.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Yeah, glass pot number one and number two plastic plate.
Number three completely agree, And people are like, they just
taste different. Well, there's proof that they do.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Okay, you go.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
Because carbon dioxide can escape a plastic bottle.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Oh what is there? Little holes or something? Little holes
in the planta.

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
Technically yes, that tiny insignificant. But the plastic plastic drink
bottles are made out of for soda is the water.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
The egg can escape through it. Okay, ever so slowly,
ever so slightly, you're talking like my minute.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Yeah, yeah, but if it sits around for long enough,
it will lose some of its for some of its bubbles,
which of course affixed the taste.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
Because I had a bottle of tonic and it would
have been on the drinks trolley for ages, like a
pastic one, yeah, place of one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
I hadn't seen it, and I was like, oh, well
I'll use that, and I opened it and I was like, what, yeah,
not good? Not good? Yeah yeah, but if it was
if you had a glass tonic, it would have been better.
It would have been still okay.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
And if it had been stilled in a darker place,
yeah maybe maybe kept cold, it would have.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Been been lightly burping itself this whole time.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
But also, aluminum cans aren't just cans because soda has
a pH of two point five. The average soda has
a due to citric acid and phoric acid, which you
can eat, so don't don't freak out about it. But
it's the same reason it's bad for your teeth. We'll
eat through an aluminium can. Well, it's got a coating

(01:11:02):
on the inside. I placed it coating on the inside
of a modern aluminium can. So you have you ever
seen a really old can, no, like a fizzy drink,
really old can with the old ripped tab situations.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
They had to stop using those because they could they
corroded the middle so quickly.

Speaker 6 (01:11:18):
So howliminiums are less corrosive metal, but it still needs
a line inside otherwise it would start to eat just
sizzle through. Eventually it does. Your gouts corode like your guts,
like your teeth. Who interesting glass is the way to God. Yeah,
So when your parents told you don't swill that soda
around your mouth is because one it sounds disgusting everybody

(01:11:40):
else at the table and I'm not raising an animal here, yeah,
And two it isn't good for your teeth to be
swirled around. You can melt through a can, can melt
through good facts.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
So someone just sticks and saying, so I'm not crazy
for thinking that beer from a can tastes better than
a bottle. But no, that's the opposite a bottle would be.
It's their preference, but it tastes different. That's why I
said our preference would be.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
And I was hoping you guys might have a slightly
different take on no quite normal classy And in.

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
America it tastes bitter out of a glass bottle because
more likely that has come over the border from Mexico,
where they use actual sugar nut corn from those corn syrup,
which tastes like trash.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Because it's cheap, so much trash.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
Someone wants know what kind of human would leave a
plastic tonic bottle on a drinks trolley?

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Are you a monster? Well? Someone left it at my
house and I was like, let just put this on
the It's definitely not for display. You put that. I
was hiding another bottle drinks. Just play some more drinks. Moderation,
pems tonic water on your nice drinks trolley with you like.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
Yeah, you Champ, it was pems because that's tonic water
and there's no difference an extra dollar for a bottle
of would its locked?

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Oh my god, I'll always go value your pems. It's
the same stuff. Order, yeah, but you don't put on
your drinks trolley. I have some respect.

Speaker 6 (01:13:03):
So today's fact in the day is that soda does
taste different out of different vessels due to the leaking
of carbon dioxide, and sort of a sub fact is
that aluminium cans can be corroded by soda.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Fact of the day, day day, day day, do.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Play z ms fletch Vorn and Haley play z ms
flesh Onorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
I mentioned it numerous times today that I've been touring
around with a seven days Live tour, up and down
the country everywhere, and it has been a lot of fun,
but it's left me rather exhausted because you finished late
and then you maybe have a glass of wine and
moderation afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Classic spraw burning the candle at both ends over here.
It is hard working girl.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
So yesterday, the night before, I'd only had a three
hours sleep. I could not sleep, and then I had
to get up and do radio from Crash Hurts yesterday mornings.
I was bloody tired. Got to the airport and I knew,
you know me, I'm one thing. I'm good at sleeping
on plane.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
You're very good.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
I cannot stay away. Yeah, And I was like, that's okay.
I'm flying from crash Sitch to Auckland. I'm going to
get you know, maybe that's gonna boost me up for
the rest of the day.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
I need this.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
So I went into my seat. I booked window because
I knew and I know that I like to sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Windows a bit. If you just lean against maybe you
put a little hoodie up.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I had a hoodie on and the hood was up
and the sunglasses were on and the headphones were on.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Picture there, Yeah, good, right, do not disturb, And yeah,
that's right. So it does annoy me. Though it was
a beautiful day. Was it a beautiful day and.

Speaker 6 (01:14:51):
You're flying up the South Island and you would have
been stunning and stunning views all I know, Well, I'll.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Be back, but anyway, so hot up, big headphones on,
sunglasses on. As soon as I get in there, I've
got brown noise because my brown noise playlist is downloaded
play against the window. And as sure as hell, as
soon as that thing starts jiggling around, I'm snoozing. I
start to feeling with think it a bit deeper. I
was like, oh my god, there doesn't exhausted. Then I feel,

(01:15:20):
you know, I sort of drift into a land. Then
I feel slap slap on my arm quite aggressively. Oh okay,
And I was like, and I thought, like that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
I'm snoring.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
You know, I've got open mouth because I don't look
attractive when I sleep on a planet. I couldn't care less.
And yeah, I'm like that, like that, and the woman
next to me is like smacking me on the arm,
and then she's just gestures towards the flight attendant who
was there doing the water in the.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
You don't wake someone sleeping the automatic rule.

Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
I don't want any once off the ground. As if
I'm sleeping, I don't want water.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
And I will say that in New Zealand stuff, they
know that they never wake you up to say, no, capes,
do you want some water?

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
No, I'm asleep. It's not the only meal you're getting
on a fifteen hour flight. This is a ninety minute
Max fly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
I'll survive without the small cup of water, thank you,
and some chocolate pretzels.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
I'm all good, I was like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
And because I was half asleep and they had to
in my ears from the brown noise, I went, oh fine,
and just like turned back around.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
I think at this point I have clearly made it
clear that I don't want anything, and I really need
to sleep, and I am actively sleeping, and please don't
disturb me again. So I was like, I couldn't believe it.
I was a ghas that is poor behavior. So then
brown noise on again. I drift away. Oh beautiful, I

(01:16:44):
need this sleep. She's a busy Smacksmax Mac like the lollies,
the lolly basket.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
In New Zealand, it's not worth a wake up. It
wasn't in New Zealand. It was the woman next to me.
I'm saying, Molly on the whole, not waking you up.
The flight attendants. The flight attendants won't wake you up.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
God.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
No, it was the woman next to me being like,
the lollies are here, and I was like, do you
know what's not here?

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Me?

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
My rest.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
So she wakes me up for some lollies and I
did the same thing. And even the flight attendant wasn't
even looking at me. She just hear this woman, thought,
what do we describe this woman?

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
What do we look at that? Okay, fifties doesn't fly much.
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Didn't get that flying home or was she living christ
Church felt flying home? Flying home felt flying home? Read
a book I believe was with her husband.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Okay, so there might have been a bit of a
motherly approach to this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Maybe I have literally never wanted to throttle someone more
in my life, and I honestly could not believe it.
Can we just be clear that etiquette is if I'm asleep,
we're not waking.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Phones on, don't talk, Yeah, don't don't don't slap me away, yeah,
don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
If she was really worried, take two lollies and put
one aside. I've had that before when people have taken
I've got you a little pey pecky of crisps or
something like that. No, she woke me up twice in
my much needed ninety minute slumber.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
I was was I was honestly so upset. I'm really upset.

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
I would put this etiquette on par with and now
you're facing down two days of the week and two
moves a very poor etiquette this morning, Flitch.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, my pleasure for bringing
this up. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
I just had a bag of green apples when his
friend from Costa Rica the Republic stayed.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Supervised. This friend of yours was like a lost little
lamb in the big city.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
And so we went to the said Mac around Supervis
and bought a bag of Granny Smith and he came
home and that I said, we don't really eat them.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
Those were rejuicing. Those are the tarts, juice and tart,
juice and tart.

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
And then realized after he had it, also purchased a
twenty kg bag of green apples because the guy went
home months ago and we've been four speed.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Green apples will not just make a tart like a
normal person. I said, give me the bag, off with
them to the cows.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
No wasteful, wasteful, How these apples have lasted this long,
They've finally ended.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
But this morning he's like I've got your apple, and
he cut us. Every day when he brings an apple,
he gives us a big slack for.

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
Ben good boys and reward for being good boys and girls.
And then this morning we get our green apple and
we straddle through.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
The ground and they're getting flowery, flowery, but they're still
they have no sweetness.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
It's just awful cider.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
And then we really just push these apples down there
we love and he's got him up a big red.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Applen't mentioned it. He eats the whole thing himself. I'm
on to the new I'm on to the Pacific Rose.
But you should throat the Pacific rose. Thank you for
eating that apple. It was lovely. Oh my god, unbelievable.
What's what's your wins? They've got in the store after
the Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Show on a foundation of genuine friendship, and you have
destroyed that today, single handedly, have destroyed that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
Ms.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
Fletch, Vaughn and Hille Let me a bit oftle peak
into the sausage factory. Oh God, let me open up
the big doors like I imagine. I'm the Willie Wonker
of sausages. Okay, you guys are getting a peaking. How
they say you don't want to know how the sausage
is made.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
It'll put your fassage. I I tell you how this
bloody show show sausage is made. We knew the show. Here,
we go out, we try to live a little during
the day, have some.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
Fun things to talk about, and then at the end
of the day we all check an email together of
things that have happened to us, things were sent in
the news, could possibly talk about which all the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Depths of the dirty depths of the Internet. I mind is.

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
Sometimes short because I'm just like I can't be bothered padding.
I'll give you an example. Here's mine from last night.
Foner Arianna Grande does a great Hermioney Granger impression.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Do you have an impression? Don't tell us? Do ring
it up and do it and see if we can guess.
We did pretty good, fun, pretty good. And Flett was
behind it the whole time, from from the work. It
was a supporter from the get go. To be honest,
I didn't think it would work. No phone out. This
is my other idea for a phone out with my bank.
Let's my do it tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
Who knows rural families panic because the government slashes school
bus routes. What's the wildest thing that happened on your
school bus route? Because I got some stories, got a
couple of stories that could work top sex. Then I
said top six speeches of one point two million dollar
Christmas trend. Then I wrote six things that's good that's
been used on the show. Yeah, to Blendham goes the sun.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
That's my headline. It's about Blenham having the my sunlight hours. Yeah,
us on the show all killer and I fell pretty good.
There was a couple of fellers at the end.

Speaker 6 (01:21:37):
I said, do you guys those Frontierra selling it's big
dairy brands.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Yeah, see that's fella. That's fella.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
It's a better fella. But it's an interesting but it's
not interesting. Who's going to own anchor? That's not interesting
at all.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
I love seeing a Grand Designs house for sale. This
one by work on the Top Floor was a very
ambitious Grand Designs episode.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Always that the one on the Old Farmers.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Yeah here is you're actually just thumbing all of your
crap left over filler content into the show, which I
want to take sixty seconds left, sixty seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:22:07):
Look, if we're talking about thumbing and crap. There is
no finer thumber of crap than Haley sprout up because
this was interesting. You'll get to You'll get to a
point in Hailey's preper where you're like, she's filling.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Yeah, and I believe it's always a Uni lad. I believe.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
As a Uni lads, I've noticed your patting flitch.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
You take all of everybody else'sovers and as you're.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Right, called this out there at some point this year,
he started, you're more than an hour old prayer.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
You are more than welcome to go through all the
leftovers and put them in, and you don't want to
them to die.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Okay, make the show that day. It's gonna be enough
to show the next day. Well, unfortunately you're not here
to plan the show. Voice.

Speaker 6 (01:22:54):
Yeah, actually I think must here load of cusha that
sprout put in to talk about how does it want
to do when you fall from a skyscraper?

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
From Uni lad, well that to have we live and
and we live.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
For example, in the CBD, we're here at the moment
we could fall from a skyscraperer.

Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
Any moment we couldn't fall from a skyscraper would have
ever in the periles position of being at the part
of a skyscraper, we're one might fall well.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
I thought I found it very interesting, and I thought
our listeners were not it. So I've read the article.

Speaker 6 (01:23:32):
It's based off a twenty six second YouTube short by
Zach d Films that I can test for you.

Speaker 10 (01:23:38):
Now, if you fall off a skyscraper, there are a
few things you can do to increase your chances of survival. First,
relax your body by moving your arms and legs to
keep them loose.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
Loose at this point, because the article pulls it out
a little bit more and they talk to a physiotherapist.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Whoses the expert and falling off the building.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
I love that they're not talking about it as if
you're falling from the second floor. It is a skyscraper.
The definition of the.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
YouTube tour has a guy that looks suspiciously like Fletch,
but a computer generated version falling from She said, relax
your body so when you hit the ground, your body's
more easily able to take the impact.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
What are you, You're falling off your sky.

Speaker 6 (01:24:22):
You're like, okay, chill out, just relaxed, shake it off,
shake it off.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Just can work out all right, sprow. So it's happened.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
If you're off, you're falling where I don't just shake
your arms, legs, keep it loose, sprow point too.

Speaker 10 (01:24:32):
Then aim to land on something that can break your fault,
like very instead of the concrete.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
So what we're swimming in the air now.

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Relaxed, swimming in the air towards a tree for an umbra,
A canopy is shott canopy like Spider Man.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Sorry, I'm just texting.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
I'm just checking the text machine to find out how
how helpful people are finding this.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
So then they talk to another expert.

Speaker 6 (01:24:57):
They said, aim for something that will break your fall,
like the tree instead of concrete, saying, if you're falling
next door building a rough a cliff in the wilderness,
you do your best to break your fallen and segments
by heading a ledge, a cliff, a tree, or another object,
and we'll break up your fall and divided into several
shorter falls.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
There's fantastic information, A much survival. Okay, it's great to
think about it.

Speaker 10 (01:25:20):
Point three, If possible, position yourself to land on your
feet to distribute the shark through your legs, but try
to wall upon impact to reduce.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Some to bend the knees so we're gonna We're going
to land on the feet, bend in the knees.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
And we're gonna roll softener. We're landing on again.

Speaker 6 (01:25:37):
The physical therapist, who I'm imagining is like how they
ended up with this being an appointment today.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
I said, it might sound painful, but it could save
your life.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
Land on when you remember your falling, So you're really
hurting on towards the ground because.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
I'm imagining I'm falling off the sky tower. That's what
I'm this whole time. There's no trees, no little trees.
Those things will just your grubs by them. And that's
surrounded by things that will hurt you.

Speaker 6 (01:26:02):
So she said the Physia three episode, land on the
balls of your feet and point your toes slightly before.
This will allow your lower body to more effectively absorb
the impact.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
So yours at the stage are a pudding.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
I think this is an incredible, incredible article from you,
really good good find on the internet information for our
listeners to have.

Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
There's multiple levels where this is a real showcase of
the problem that the media is in a situation we
find ourselves in as the media. One, someone made this video.
Yes it's twenty six inconds long. They put it on YouTube.
They've had fifteen million views and it's only been up
for nine days. So these people with us is a
genuine concern.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
It's a good information. It's good information to have.

Speaker 6 (01:26:42):
I think it's someone at the UNILAD officers is like,
it's look at this video. It's funny and informative, but
we need to extrapolate it. Yeah, we'll ask a physical therapist.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
Yeah great, we'll ask you for Dug Deeper the information
I suppose.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
So yeah, now, Doug Deep. Now that put it online.
This is a big one for UNILAD. It makes the
front page. This is great on the other side of
the world. This is information our listeners must have.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Wait and she's like, it's good enough for me. And
then now we repeat it on the radio.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
But we should have done eight hundred dollars and the
when did you fall off the skyscraper and survive.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
By landing on the balls of your feet and then
pointing your toes? Why do we need to We could
just ask a physiotherapist.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
If that's how it works, we'll get one in it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:26):
I can't afford to a physio therapist, so I'm going
to fans Magic Fingers sixty minute message where I will
during the sixty minutes of delicious hot Stone of course
oil massage, we'll ask.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Her these questions, all under a Westfield's escalator. I think
this was a great break, actually beautiful. Yeah good from you, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Good from me, Actually really good. I just realized they
did the whole show with my headphones on backwards.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
So well, that means the shows backwards, And isn't it.
We're gonna have to play this in reverse?

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
We should we speak in reverse and hopefully they'll they'll
work out the other way.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
Give us a road here play z ms Fletchborn and
Haley

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