Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 19th November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fleshborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at the Cafe, the perfect start
to every day Playlevorn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thank you Brand, good morning, Welcome to the show. Flee,
Svorn and Haley. Hi, I'm Hailey Bert A little plucked
up there. You're always I just can't shake this this madness,
even with your virallics, even with your dirt pills. You're
eron because I've given it to Aaron of course good.

(00:36):
And he turned to pseudo e for dream yesterday and
he said, you want some to help kick it fast.
I said, no, I've got my viralix. He went straight
to He literally had a sniffle.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'm fine in that. I'm fighting a hard fight to
remain natural. And he was raised Catholic, so it would
be like communion. You put the pseudodrin in his hands.
Peace to be with you, and he says, and thank
you to Davin Seymour.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
None of that makes any sense to me. I grew
up in a heathen household.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
The top sex is coming up today. I realized last
night it was my brother's birthday. Oh yeah, And of
course on my brother's birthday in the year two thousand
was when I lost my virginity.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Right, I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now your brother's birthday is always a reminder Anonymous.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, it's so funny. I mean that that's an easy
way to remember the date. Yeah, I remember my date.
Yeah in summer tho a breeze. Yeah nice, keep cool
your date. You don't have the date. Why would I

(01:42):
remember the date? Why would you remember that? Oh my god,
he hasn't done it yet. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah yeah, Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
God, I don't remember the day because I haven't had Actually,
there's nothing wrong with that. Actually, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Just waiting for the right lady. I am saving yourself.
I am for someone special.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well I've got the top a while, but yeah they'll
come along. O. Yeah, well, top.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Six pieces of advice I give to you on my
twenty fourth anniversary of losing and losing my virginity.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, what did this need to be in top six?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I just I just cracked up laughing last night, and
I was just like, and then I regretted that the
minute i'd written that. But now we've had a bit
of fun. I'm back on board, don't you.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
At least you're not a virgin virgin.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
It would also be okay if you were absolutely next
on the show, as if Amazon needed another way of
making money. But the found One.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Plays its fleashboard and Hailey, when was I doing that
Timu water, I still haven't made it. Remember, I got
obsessed with the slogan teas. There was a terrible cheap
TMU slogan teas. Yeah, and then I started adding to cart,
you know, to get the you're gonna make your thirty
three dollars or something. So I was adding burger smash
things for me and I just never made the order

(03:08):
nost to what Timu was for me. Now full up
a cart and then abandon it. Yeah, well it's impulsive
and you're like not doing it, and given those T
shirts probably environmentally aren't great.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Do you know what? Where was I? I went to
a rest Darling. I went to a restaurant and there
was a The waitress came and served me, and she
was wearing one of the slogan teas and I looked
at the quality of them. I was like, Yuckay, Yeah,
it was one of the fun like Margarita for a
senior reader or something like that. And then I saw it.

(03:40):
I was like, okay, but I didn't get it anyway.
Love Timu because I never actually buy anything. I just
have fun looking at all the cheap stuff. Amazon has
launched Amazon Haul and it is basically a competitor to
Timu or Shean or whatever those cheap Arlie Express things.
Everything's twenty dollars an under. It's junk. It's like a marketplace,

(04:03):
you know, like a real kind of cheap crap. I
love it. Nothing nothing over twenty five dollars, I think.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
So it'll be basically the same sellers that are on
Ali Express and Teamu, just just beyond Amazon other platform.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
But now Amazon gets it a little cut because I
think as a company they're struggling. You do it tough,
doing it tough. Yeah, similar to tim because Timo you
can use as a website. But originally it was like
get the app, get the app, get the app. Amazon
Hall is an app. You go Amazon Conference Station Hall.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Back to Ali Express because yeah, they're always like spend
thirty dollars.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
We won't send them this wheel. I don't want to
just spin a wheel. I just want to buy one
thing that I need. That's what I want. One thing. Yeah,
and then it was really like timu. You would order
something and then like two days later it would arrive,
or you'd order it and then like three months later
you have forgotten about it, and then something turns stairs. Yeah,
it's never in the middle. I got those sheet organizers

(05:01):
and they took three months I think to arrive. And
these little like folders they did arrive though, and I
started using them on the weekend and they're quite good, right,
Like you fold up your sheets and then you probably
came out of the warehouse.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's why my kids are a T shirt folder? Oh similar, Now, like,
can we get one? I was like, well, get a
bit of cardboard. Yeah, you can make it.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
You can make it out of cardboard. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, I used to have a T shirt for a
plastic T shirt folder. Did you fold a T shirts
really good?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I know, just learn how to fold them, just fold
them and yeah, or hang them up in the wardrobe.
Hang them up in the wardrobes.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's a nice time, do you know what I mean?
I think that's when you're living life elite, when your
T shirts are hung Oh I hang my, that's why
you're living living alone. Your living life alone all.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
That I'm doing is I just don't have as much
crap as you like, if you didn't have as much
stuff in your wardrobe, you could hang your T shirts.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I don't know what I'm going to do. You know,
the wardrobe is not finished. Right at our house. We
put in a temporary rack in there and already the
water it's full. It's like I was like, there's a
quarter women buy stuff but never wear it. Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's like women's weight fluctual weights and they're holding on
to a lot of stuff in case one day they
fit it again.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Okay, I don't know what. I don't know where all
these clothes are going to go. You need a vacuum,
pack some stuff and chuck it in the garage. I
vacuum back some blankets yesterday.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's just making a problem for another day, kicking the
ball down the road.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, that's like making your making problems tomorrow. Yeah, life
plays it.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
MS.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Sledge Born and Hailey blah.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
This is the top.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Six, all right, top six pieces of advice I give
you on the twenty fourth anniversary of lues in My.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Virginity, how was that out of ten without without too
much detail? Pretty? Uh yeah great. I wouldn't say should
be r ranking it to get it right? Remember reckon
you get a below average?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh yeah, if it was in CEA, I wouldn't get
a credit in a not achieved not achieved? Is that
what happened to A?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
It would have been an NA.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I mean I would have got achieved, but she definitely
didn't get an achieved. Top six pieces of advice I
can offer you number six. I don't think this will
be a replay either.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Tomorrow. If they will play this again at five, don't
rush into it.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well that's great, rush into it flashes forty five and
still a virgin. Yeah, thank you, Hey fletch, Yeah, nah's
and all seriousness. Don't don't rush Oh I won't beautiful
into it.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
So I'm still waiting. She seemed to text message to
my first the other day, just like thinking of that
magical night. No, I was listening to an album that
we used to listen to. Okay, yeah, huh is that for? Yeah,
that's that's pretty full on. I measine me being an
X just try to put to that. It'd be weird.

(08:06):
Follow you for life? Never really let go.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, it'd be like your phone would be on the bench,
would be like, and then your partner would look and
see message received from Hailey sprou Your partner would be like,
what does she want?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
We're weird? Why is she messaging you?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
And then you open it up and it says, hey,
I just listening to this album. Oh my God made
me think of you. And then the partner's like, now
he's in trouble. He's done nothing and he's in trouble.
He's in trouble.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Oh goodness.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Number five on the list of the top six pieces
of advice I can offer to you on this the
Anniversary of Losing my virginity.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Dry humping is peak human sexuality. Yeah, you returned to
the humps of recent years. It's just fantastic. Just rubbing. Yeah,
that's a technique issue.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, you can you know, adhere your own rules to
the to the decade. Number four on the list of
the the Anniversary of Losing virginity.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Feedback always welcome. Oh yeah, more feedback, Yeah, hback.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
More communication during great before, maybe set some goals before
feedback during Maybe a couple of KPIs in there as well.
A KPI in thereway through. Maybe if you're stopping, maybe
a whip you're gonna have a whip meeting.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
You can progress. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
At the end of it, analysis, CEOs and managers make love.
Yeah yeah, getting a bit of a feel of sits
and bonuses.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
State of the Nation.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Number three on the list of the top six pieces
of advice I can offer you on this the twenty
fourth anniversary of Lusimer Virginity Trail the positions you like,
You're never going to be missionary.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I have to agree with you there. It's the good lords,
good Lord's way. It's the good Lord's way. You might
sometimes you may take awaywood.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Part Yeah, I tell you where you're always going to
end up back at missionary missionary. Number two and the
less of the tops ex pieces of advice I love
you on this the anniversary of Losing my v pas
spend time on the four play. No one ever said, man,
that four play went for too long. Oh yeah, I've
never come across the sitution, which they didn't bother with

(10:13):
all that.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
And number one of the lads of the top sex
pieces of advice I can offer you on this the
twenty fourth anniversary of losing my virgility. When someone finishes quickly,
it should be taken as a huge compliment. Sure, and
you know, ladies, I'm just and gentlemen, gentlemen has leave

(10:38):
with gentlemen and ladies, who's levet with gentlemen? Lesbians don't
have this problem. It's the one that they've just tapped out.
No thing I need to even listen. Huge compliment, huge compliment.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's play Flitchborne and Tailey.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
One hundred and thirty three hamsters on a plane running loose.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yes, the Portugal.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
It was a Portugal flight, okay, and yeah they got out.
They were being transported, so they were in a cage
underneath in the hole. Yeah, okay, there was. The shipment
was for a local pit shop. It contained one hundred
and thirty two hamsters. That's too maps.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Are they the ones that die if you give them
a fryt? Yeah? What's the difference between getting pick of
a hampstone?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
We're not allowed hampsters in New Zealand. No, we don't
have hampsteads. I think because of the rodent. They get
out and they get loose. Okay, I mean we didn't.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Love Oh my god, cute though.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
The guinea pigs, are they the ones that water ski?
Yeah they are. Yeah, they're no squirrel.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Squirrel, that's the watersiking Hampstead wam.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
They are better than guinea peg, but squirrel is that? Okay?
I have I mentioned a hamster as well. I mentioned
it was a hamster. They do look very more ratty
than a guinea pig, right, I know they are rodent,
traditional rodent right.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Belly and this little fingers that holds have to be
trad rodents by the way that may have come across
like I'm not progressive in the rodent world.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You're very white, very woke when it comes to Okay,
So that wasn't all that was on the plane. There
was one hundred and thirty three hamsters, a shipment of ferrets,
and several birds.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yuck. I went to high school with a girl and
she was American and she had a pit ferret.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's weird, Lord, today, you weren't allowed to get a
new ferret. You could continue to have the ferret that
you had, right, but you weren't allowed to get a
new ferret. And then people would just like secretly breed the.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Frret imagine that thing running around, like running across you
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Always seen them out like you know, you see them
in traps if you go hiking or I don't think
i've ever seen sometimes road kill their disgusting ferrets. Yeah,
they're piercing their bad.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Really know that we had them in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
So these these hamsters are on the plane, they escape,
they escape, so they land, the baggage handlers open up
the cargo hold and one sees a Hamstead like run
past that sort of thing where if you saw it,
you'd be.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Like, what was that?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Like a dinosaur? If it was dressed park it would
be like a you turn around you or m night.
Shammeller Ham's movie Signs where they're at the Brazilian birthday
party and they spin around the alien warming past the
end of the alleyway like that.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's how I imagine he saw the hands right. Very
nice reference into a movie I haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Everyone remembers that weird. I will mention that it was
so terrifying. But whenever I mension of people are like, yes,
you don't, but you this.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Frame on the on the alien as he walks past.
That's the end of the birthday party, and I haven't
seen it. It's going past the Alleyway. Great movie.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
The aliens are there. A great movie. So they have
to immediately shut it for multiple reasons. They can't have
hampsters running yeah wild, well, they could be chilling wires.
The other thing they said they had to ground the
plane until they had it counted for. They had to
get the manifest Yeah, get manifest manifest. I felt like
I was going to say manifesto, Yes, manifest and said

(14:22):
that there was one hundred and thirty three hampsters in
the shipment, and they weren't allowed to take the plane
off again until they found all one hundred and thirty
three of them.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Right, and checked that they hadn't eaten any.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
White checked the diagnostics. So you'd be sitting at the
airport bing bong yep guinea pigs.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Guinea pigs have the big, bulbous sort of noses, ye,
whereas hamsters just have a little cute little mountain. Right.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Did they get up into the plane to see the
passengers or they right?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Apparently not, because you just see the passages ship yourself.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
If you were sitting there and you look down and
there's a hamster poking out of the like.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Thirty of them. Yeah, oh yuck.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
So I'm just reading because at the end of the
story it also tells you but other times animals have
got out on a plane. Snakes, snakes, snakes famously, that's
a documentary with SAMUELO. Jackson. There was a shipment of
eels being sent from Toronto to Vancouver when the thing
spelt during unloading and there was just video. There was
a eels wriggly regular target on the time all through

(15:24):
the loading.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I hate eels. I hate them. They're discassinated by them.
Do you eat them? I have, and I would I
cross them very often. Any other cases could you see
looking up other cases and you just came to roll?
There was a rat on an in New Zealand flight.
I don't remember this.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
There was on an in New Zealand flight from Aking
to San Francisco a rat was discovered in the aircraft
cargo hold.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
But that was singular rat. How'd that get in there?
Probably just got on board like just when it was boarding.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Probably smell those little cheese packets there. How does it
hold its boarding pass?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
And its little head has got hands?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
You stupid fool, I'm stupid stupid. Yeah, it's got hands
because his hands and what he uses to drive that
chiff and read it to it.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
That's right his mouth. You're so thick sometimes, no wonder
you're such a virgin.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Play ms Fletchborne and Hailey play z ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I've never I've never downloaded a dating app. I've never
downloaded a dating app.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Of course I wouldn't. They weren't around when I got
with Aaron. But I've never had one on my phone ever.
Not just not sad? What do you did? You do?
Love playing with your friends? Dating apps on with your friend?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
You downloaded grinder one? Yeah, because some some gay acquaintances. Yeah,
I wanted to know if there was any hot activity
going on into when I lived there or when you
moved into the neighborhood, anything going on. I love that
you wanted to see if you had any hot gay neighbors.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
So yeah, so I check it out for.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, I thought my profile picture was the guy who
restored the white tonguey house.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Up north who looks a lot like me.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Right, have over shown you in that photo there's a
guy who's an architect. He restored one of the houses. Yeah,
on the white tongueing grounds. Yeah, and he looks exactly
like so.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
You were camp fishing your neighbors with I was like
a sixty year old man right on grinder of all
And I.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Tell you what, like the old dude glasses tweed coat.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Did you get messages so many? Oh my god, well done.
Out of the gays love a dapper They love it dad.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
No, well I haven't had one, but apparently they're on
they're on the demise like that. People are deleting them NonStop.
Sixty dating apps get deleted within a month. Yeah, and
a lot of people are doing it within a week.
They're just going they get this kind of burst of inspiration.
They're going, oh my god, I'm gonna have a little
look of around, have a little play, and within a

(18:01):
week they're like, ah, they're out of here. End up
redownloading it, redownloading them.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
And part of that we're just going back to the
rex because it's just easier.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
So part of that, apparently, especially with gen Z, is
that people so they're going, right, we're boycotting. There's there's
so much of this on TikTok and Instagram, like boycott
the apps get back out there and you know, meet
people face to face and go to these events and
be brave and go to a bar and talk to people.
And then people coming back to that apps being like,
do you know how hard it was? Horrible? You had

(18:29):
to talk to people. I had to like go up
and approach people and actually, you know, put yourself out
there face to face, and they're like it is terrifying,
but also like bad news for the apps. Tinder's paying
users fell by eight percent this year, and match group
that owns Tinder and Hinge there's stock plummeted something like
thirty billion dollars since twenty twenty one. Yeah, wow, okay,

(18:53):
it's like, I mean, I'm sure they're still doing fine.
I think it's still the kind of go to way
to meet people, but with the social media trend of
being like get out there and give it a go.
Then I was reading an article about this being, you know,
following the trend of get out there and I r
L flirting. They call it in real life flirting. Okay, okay,

(19:14):
figured that out. In real life flirting. Some tips from
a dating X. Okay, For those that have been on
the apps, it's not going well because it's you know,
through the screens. Go to a bar, open your mouth
and then let the words come out. They say, uncross
your arms. It's very hostile. Uncross your arms, take off
your headphones and make eye contact. Going to a bar

(19:35):
with hip phoonks, that's weird. And my default what are
you cross? What are you like a ten year old
at family dinner?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh my god, your default is arms crossed, hostile, very close.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Put your arms somewhere else. No, not like Jesus.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Don't shake your tadikay, it's.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Kind of what put them on the on your do
you put your hands? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
What about leaning back on a chair that's hot, Yeah,
that's open, and then you.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Drink drink water or a little cocky til in your hand. Yeah,
there's one hand sorted. Yeah. The other one could be
doing some pointing, right like that chat with three, four
or five strangers, regardless of whether you find them romantically interesting,
because then you're just practicing the interaction. So when you
find someone that you're attracted to, then you you know,
a bit more practice at talking. If the person you're

(20:21):
talking to is giving short, clipped answers and isn't making
eye contact exit gracefully. If you're into Someone asked them
if they want to get together outside of the where
you are, and don't beat yourself up if they don't
reciprocate your feelings. Oh it's the worst, though, I remember.
I think the worst. The most embarrassing was when I
was into clubs in Wellington and I had on a

(20:44):
guy who was at a balcony on what was that
bark called Mighty Mighty? Do you remember Mighty Mighty? It
was like a cool, funky bar and he laughed and left.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I went outside and I flirted with him and he
sort of laughed like I was no hate, I know anyway,
don't want to put people off. Get out there irl flirtings. Yeah,
that's the only way forward. M's fledg Vaughn and Halejah.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Someone read it, asked what sitcom started as a ten,
was a ten throughout its existence and finished perfectly?

Speaker 3 (21:22):
What if it makes people more bitter and twisted than
people stuffing it up on the last series? Yeah, that's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
something that faded out like We Love Arrested Development us
us Tree, but the last season where they came back
ten years later or second.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Couldn't get everybody back together because everybody was fighting.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, Jeffrey Tambour had been you know, some questionable behavior
and said and then Jessica and what's her face hated him.
And then when you know that you're watching it, you're
like you can feel it.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah, So what are the best ones from starting and
there's other rankings are in their one that didn't feature
on this end list that was compiled of the seven
sitcoms that were great throughout. Yeah, Scrubs didn't feature. I
thought Scrubs love that never washed. It ended great, But
apparently I saw the other day they think of doing

(22:13):
like a reboot of it, but some of the original
casts are coming back. Okay, Zach Brath are they would
they be able to get Zach brain to Seinfeld's not
on this list. Notable exception The Office, both British or
the US.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Friends isn't on this list. No, not on their Cheers
was great from Where to Go, both British and US.
The British one was right because it stopped. Yeah. No,
but I watched all ten series of the of the
and two of which didn't even have Steve Carell and
it was still great.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
By the end, right, So this list has seven. Malcolm
in the Middle is one of them. Malcolm in the
Middle is fantastic. I never watched it.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
It was so good, just like from first episode to
the very so much weight was.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
On the kids to carry the I mean, Brian Cranston
was amazing in it. Yeah, and it was before where
he did Breaking Bed, so it was when he was
like comedy guy. But the mom and the dad are amazing.
But the kids, especially Frankie Moon Moon Uni played Malcolm,
was phenomenal. Another one veep Julie Luis Dreyfuss as the

(23:15):
US Vice President. Here's a flashback and I loved this
when I was a kid. Third Rock from the Sun,
Oh You're great. Yeah, vaguely remember the vague premise was
the bunch of aliens came to Earth and they inhabited
human bodies. The oldest of the group of the aliens
was stuck in the kid's body, the most Joseph Gordon lived,

(23:36):
the most masculine like military commander was stuck in the
female's body.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
So there was this whole like juxtaposition of the tough.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Guy was in the female's body, was like the bumbling
leader that was amazed by it, and he was so
good that Third Rock from the Sun was amazing, something
more modern, Shit's Creek, which took me a little bit.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
To get into, to be totally honest, Yeah, it takes
a couple of episodes.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Took a few episodes till the b So tried to
watch it when it first came out and I wasn't
into it. But then when it finished and everyone was
raving about it, I got back into a good so much.
You were just saying, literally, I'm ready to go again.
I've only watched it through once, you know, like I
have dipped back.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Give it another one. The I T crowd, the British
I T crow.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, that's so funny that I had first time reasons
we watched it was on a plane. Yeah, we're just
laughing so much. People thought we were crazy. It's very
I think.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
You love it. Matt Bearry, isn't it Matt Berry pops up?
Steve Merchant not Stephen Stephen.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Other guy who was in Bridesmaids, the tall Irish Irish guys.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
It's the cop and braid down.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah. Yeah, and Richard ad the guy with moss, the
guy with glasses. The Good Place is another show I haven't.
I didn't know anything about it. I started it and
I was just like, oh, what a wonderful premise for
a show that tid dancer. Yeah, yeah, it was made
very finished. How many series that it'd have? Four?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Four or five? For five? Thirty rocks on the list?
Of course it is thirty rocks. So funny. Baldwin's Alec
Baldwin's best performance. Yeah, and Tina Fey. It made alecable,
It made him so likeable, really funny.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Beetlejuice he hadn't really apart from the sn L hosting
gig that he's phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
At as well. And no friends on the list, No
friends because I think friends. It never didn't, never missed.
It was just so enjoyable the whole time and never
did anything stupid that you were like, oh, why did
you do that?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
It was great, perfect, funny enough, it was so funny, Yeah,
why is it on the list?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
And then like Rachel and Ross enough to get like this,
what's perfect? It was perfect? Yeah, and you would say,
there's no other one show that gets referenced. We just
had just you know, a dash more brown in there.
That was a real downfall. Was just God, it was white. Yeah,
it was very white, wasn't it. Well, that's actually a
great list of TV to go to watch.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Get into It All plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley
plays z ms Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
There are millions of videos on TikTok of people sharing
how just before, and it's aimed at millennial men just
before their millennial boyfriends or fiancees or husbands left them.
How they basically like love bombed them before this happened
and then ghosted so they had no idea it was,

(26:29):
so it's leaving their head spinning. One example, right, a
woman named Jillian. She gave up her career, took months
off of work, depleted half of her life savings so
that she could move across the country so the love
of her life, who she'd been with for four years,
could be closer with his father who was unwell. Yah
did all this like moved da da da da, Everything

(26:52):
got there, and then he slipped her a note saying
that he thought that they were incompatible and then it
didn't want to be with her anymore. A note that's nice,
handwritten notes. It's terrible, But there's so many examples like
he flew me overseas and we went on a big
romantic holiday together. While we were there, he was like,

(27:12):
this isn't working. Proposed to me, and then like a
week later, was like, you're not the one for me.
I don't think this is gonna work. Real mixed messages here,
very mixed messages, and it just leaves them be like,
whoa what happens? And apparently they say the worst people
at this, Oh my god, the worst people at this
are millennial men. Another one. I was invited to dinner,

(27:34):
told to wear my best dress, just to get told
he wasn't ready for a relationship with the middle of appetizers. Now,
were your best? Stress means I'm going to probably propose
to you.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah it does, yeah, or at least stress, I know,
breaking up with you.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah? What the So I went to the bathroom and
closed the door. He jokingly opened the door and said,
we're going to get used to this for when we're married.
He then walked outside to have a smoke and then
I never saw him again.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
What fucked?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh my god? My ex took me to my father's
grave and said I'll take care of him now. One
week to the day, he dumped me. I'll take care
of her now.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I mean, I don't say anything to get laid though,
and that's what you've got to remember.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
But these remember their understandable years.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
But these are people that have already been together for
a while, I know, trying to say anything to get
them into bed.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
I've seen memes of this, and it's like that.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
If we're can just be real twenty years Sometimes I'll
still say things with the intention of the end of
it right on, in all seriousness, Yes, we do till
the day we die. Yeah, Okay, And they might be
at the back of their mind being like it's not
gonna last.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
But man, I'd like to have sex. So but it has.
It's literally happening so often that it's become a meme.
I've I've seen that why was like that the guy
so good three hours before ghosting you, which is like
the sort of thing ghost.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
God, I just want to crawl into your skin. Anyway,
Where are we going on holiday next?

Speaker 9 (29:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yeah, I can't wait to combine our stuff seconds before
ghosting you? Anyway, I want to know. I want to
ask our listeners this morning, like when did the breakup
come out of the blow just absolutely come out of nowhere,
and regardless of gender. We don't have to just pile
up on millennial men. Yeah, who are supposedly the biggest,
biggest culprits for this. But maybe it was like you
just got engaged and then a few days later it

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was broken off.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
You were talking about your future, talking about you were
on a big romantic holiday together that you've been planning
for ages, or it just completely caught you off guard,
especially the people that ghost and you just never see
them again.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
He's a good term for it, future faking.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
They employed future faking tactics, making grand promises to keep
someone interested, and the ghosts when they feel that they've
achieved that effect.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Oh oh this is juicy. Okay, well, I'd love to
hear your stories this morning. You can take through nine
six nine sex give us a call now, oh, eight
hundred dollars it in.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
When did the breakup come out of absolutely nowhere?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Wowkay, the messages coming through. We want to know when
the breakup came out of the blue, because people are
saying millennial men are the worst at this.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
What do I call it? Fake? Future faking? Future faking
basically like love bombing you just before ghosting you, and
it's leaving people going like wait, wait, wait, wait what happened? Yeah?
So when did the breakup come out of the blue?
Are clear? When did the breakup come out of the blue?

Speaker 8 (30:45):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:46):
My goodness, So everything was going swimmingly. Brought me a
toothbrush to keep it as play.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I mean that's a sign. Oh that's basically toothbrush.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Well, it wasn't an elite tric, so the sign should
have been there.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You know, start medial. Yeah, it was disposable.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
At least had some side brussels, the tongue scraper on
the bag, Like did he count for the six dollar one? Oh?

Speaker 5 (31:15):
You know what, I don't even think it was there.
I don't think the brussels were there on the bed
a plane toothbrush?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, and you.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Think it's weird. He then invited me to Christmas Day.
I like, I'm with my family, told my whole family
you know I've got I've got plans this afternoon, so
you know, I'll be quick here, and then ghosted me
Christmas Day.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Haveaven heard from him?

Speaker 8 (31:38):
Then?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait? Did you tune out
to his family Christmas?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
No? I didn't turn up.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Thank goodness. I was messaging like what's the plan?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Where do I go?

Speaker 5 (31:47):
And yeah, no response?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
But you literally never heard from him again, never heard
from the game toothbrush.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I don't know. Someone explains, had you been seeing for Christmas?

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Like three months?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
A significant amount of time?

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Right in my mind, I'm planning the wedding.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
How was he when this transpired?

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Definitely millennial?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, yeah, wow, Brush is a big move, but there's
clear thank you, some messages in where to start.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I moved to New Zealand from Europe with my kids
when my long term boyfriend, who was a Kiwi and
I got engaged. Three weeks after I got here, he
broke it off, disappeared and left us.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
High and oh my god, moved your car. No, what
part of Europe? Was it a good cheese nation? Oh
my god, you lift like we're not known for our cheese.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Hayle's crying, she's upset about that, but not, you know,
that's it's not frenchis amazing that you're still here obviously
stuck it out and yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
It's a great country.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
My ex asked for my dad's hair and asked my
dad for my hand in marriage. My dad said yes,
and he proposed to me before he was deployed to Afghanistan. Okay, well,
we spoke almost every day for six months. The day
he landed back in New Zealand, I never heard from him.
Tracked him down to Palmes the North with his girlfriend,
but I never knew he had that'd been together for

(33:17):
six years with two kids, and she was eight months pregnant.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Oh my god, My god, Oh my god. Why did
he bother asking the dead? What are you doing? How
was he going to juggle that?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
These stories a while recently married, two weeks from moving
into a new into our.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
New built house. So we built a house together, love,
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Went out for a nice meal and afterwards she announced,
I don't want this. I said, what is it you
don't want, my dear, and she said, well, you the house,
the car, the job, and off she popped.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Off, she popped, and what you never heard from her again?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Noah, My partner and I had just purchased the dog,
and I looked after him. I looked after the dog
while he went on a boys trip overseas, and then
when he got back, we started building a house together.
Halfway through he broke up with me out of nowhere,
saying it's not you, it's me.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Oh my someone if you're not sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Was his birthday, had what I thought was a wonderful
evening with his friends and family.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Next day went for a walk and at the summit
of the hill, he broke.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Up with me because he felt we were growing distant
and he didn't feel connected to me anymore.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I was all the way back down there with me
blubbering like an idiot.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I would have just broken that broke up, break up
at the bottom. Yeah, and then if you still want
to come to the top, come on.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
That's fine, You're allowed to come, but just please know
that we're not together anymore.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I came home from work to find his mother moving
me out of the house.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
First I heard of it. God has mummy to do it?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Man?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I mean, would you move that woman out of my
housepital's mommy? Someone just missaged the minipeg's Now we're not
saying minipegs. There are some are there? Some women? Because
I read the.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Woman one right, Yeah, they would building new house MENI pegs,
except one woman.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
One woman. All men are picks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Also one woman one just from our sample size today,
just one one.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
One woman's a pig. This is pretty full. This is noise.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Okay go went to Paris to supporting through a large sports.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Event that happened this year. What happened in Paris? There's
some swimming in the river. Wasn't there? What's the rugby
would come there as well? When was that? That was
last year?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Okay went to Paris is supporting through a large sports
event this year and found out on the holiday afterwards
that had been cheating on me for months.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
We've been for years, have been living together.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
He said he couldn't wait to move on from sport
and start our lives together just before.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
It's nuts.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I really want to know who keep a secret, although
we'll probably find out and then we'll just be like,
I don't know who that is?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
What? Even sport? I didn't really follow that one.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, I was gonna say, don't When you said niche sport,
I think you're gonna startrattling off sports. Is they don't
say any sports because we don't know. We don't want
to tire anybody with it.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Of course not. We don't want to know. We don't
want to know. Why are people doing It's such odd behavior?
Is it because they're trying to convince themselves. Maybe maybe
and it.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, once we get through you know, our old once
we get past Christmas, everything just got to get through it.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Christ The next year is going to be like karma.
You're fooling yourself. It's their last ditch a team. Yeah,
trying to build. And when we've got this house, our
relationship is going to be fixed. Yeah, right, because nothing
fixes a relationship like building and debt. Yeah yeah, building
and accumulating dead and then I reckon check a couple
of kids on on top. Oh yes, our marriage absolutely,
and then maybe it sort of a large sporting event

(36:45):
or in illness, I mean just all helps. Well those
were juicy.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Thank you, plays IIMs, Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Some research has been done at the University of Buenosartes
and Argentina.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
In Buenosartes to you now, to you.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
This wants to both of you. This looked at couples
that argue, and uh, there's no.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Arguing is good and healthy in moderation and all things
in life.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Have you ever thought you don't have a dog, but
have you ever thought what the dog is thinking when
you're having.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
An argument with your partner? I think what the cat's thinking.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, Rollie gets a bit like it is always awkward
because you're like not in front of the kid.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
But then afterwards, I always find Rollila comes in for
a cuddle. He's quite sensitive to feelings.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
That's interesting because that's what they wanted to figure out,
but with dogs. So what they did is they found
that a dog will peck aside. After a couple argue,
they will try to console the person they think is
the victim while avoid lost the aggressor in the fight.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Wow, so basically the winner the loser.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yes, and that's not arguing, you know, that's.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
How the arguing someone's losing and someone's winning. Therapist. Yeah,
my therapist said, contained I don't know if she did well.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Okay, So the team looked at twenty three different breeds
of dogs, including a Siberian Husky, a Border Collige, a
pool and a doush tuned all kinds of dogsishuned Yes.
They asked two members of each household to pretend to
argue in their home while the dog watched. Now, the
owners both tried to grab an object placed between them

(38:40):
before the aggressor started yelling at the victim, taking possession
of the item, staring angrily and waving their.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Arms a bit of yanking. Yes.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Now, Afterwards, both owners sat down looking at each other.
The researchers videoed the scenes to analyze the animal's behavior,
and dogs gazed this moment at the victims on the aggressor.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Because they're protective right and then, and they're feeling sympathetic
towards them.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
And they chose to approach the victim, the less aggressive person.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Loser, the loser after the fight.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
That's why the dogs would always pick the person that
they thought had lost the fight or was the victim.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Little when you when you give me, give us studies
like this, with examples like this, I always think, oh
my god, I've done some crazy things as an actor.
But being like a role playing couple arguer yanking and
fighting over an object and then like waving my arms
and be like because you were you went to the
police college. Ye I did the police training. You had

(39:42):
to do all sorts, pretend to jump off a building
and or like sit in the car with a gun
and be like, oh, I'm not coming out. It was
real fun. When I never did this, I'd really nail this.
Set the dogs on. You did you do anything off
the police.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
No.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Never, They just did that to random toy for cardigrass
chuck the bite bite suit. That'd be fine. I don't well,
I don't know. Maybe maybe don't argue in front of
the dog. They are judging you. Yeah, it's sad.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Kids, dogs in the bedroom, everybody out of the house. Room.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Play fleshed one and Haley. Now she
claims she was not Eve's dropping. No Eve's were dropped.
She was Eves dropping. However, producing Carwin was privy to
a conversation that perhaps she wasn't meant to hear. Look,
I like to.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
Do this thing at restaurants where you come up with
a back story.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
That's what I predominantly met a restaurant to do.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
But when you're sitting there and like waiting for a
FOD to come out, whatever, you come up with backstories
for the people around you.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
I love doing that. Yeah, because sometimes you.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
See a group of people you're like, how do they
know each other?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:51):
What is the are they colleagues? Are they like the
weird members of the family? What did you just drop?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
It wasn't on.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
And so we were doing this game as we waited
for our food to come out over the weekend. And
my boyfriend said, that's definitely a couple online hard launch.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
That's a hard hard I was going to say, that's
a hard about.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Under the table.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Anyway, had used to we have lift off hard launch,
hard launch okay, okay, anyway to us to us boys
and girls off the market, really Crowbard, that didn't she?
I like it?

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Not intentionally? Okay, anyways, he said, I.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Think boyfriend, I was scared. Scared friend. Meanwhile, the merchant
still a village joining us just now it was established,
very sporting fletch. In fact, not the only reason he
couldn't remember the daily losses Virginia because it hasn't happened

(42:01):
to Sorry, guys, I apologize to you. You wait for
the one. Thank you for not bullying me.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
We would please came went back to you.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
Anyway, So he said, I think that those you said,
I think that those those two are on somewhat of
like an early esh date, not for a second friend, boyfriend, Yeah, sure, whatever, anyways, whatever,
we keep playing the girl.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
He thought that they were on like an earlier date.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Yes, maybe no, maybe like fourth okay, yeah, they seem comfortable,
but it's they're still trying to impress wear at a
nice restaurant.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Anyways, he comes back.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
This new boyfriend's got money brande.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Anyways, he comes back from the bathroom and he goes,
oh my god, I've got an update. He was in
the bathroom washing his hands next to the man who
was on said date. Who was on the phone.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
In the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Yeah, I know, some respect, but for reason, because he says, yes, babe,
love you going to be home shortly, just on a
work meeting.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
No you're not, you're not, but you sure they went
on your work. They weren't catching up for work. These
two people, do.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
You three hold hands when you have done?

Speaker 7 (43:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Okay, Oh my god, so he told who is on
the phone.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
He's at work and he's holding hands at a restaurant
with another woman.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I don't get. That is why cheating.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Why are you out at a restaurant holding hands? Too
small a place, especially if he's like, I'll be home
soon he's yea, even Auckland is small, totally too small?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Oh god, yeah, because the places you go like, it's
not that. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You also holding hands in a restaurant across the table
hold only one but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
But I will say it was actually Wellington and like
on the main strip of Wellington, Wellington.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
For the weekend weekends when well I remember those girl.
You know, the money either goes to travel or food.
I can't go to both to go around unless your
Garlands billion dollar.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Cheap as I see what in Wellington?

Speaker 8 (44:22):
Even same name drop the restaurant let's go.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Just used to watching these dramas on TikTok and what's
more action.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
As a waitress, this would happen all the time. You
could tell, yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
What cheaters or just first days. You could tell when
it was cheating. If I were to maintain an a fear,
you'd only do it in hotels, completely out.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Of I would meet them in tikawity hot who's still
I guess that no one's going to.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Be there that you know, Antika, you're going to run it?
Oh my god, what are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
In ti Everyone stays there, No one stays unless they
broke down.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
And what a beautiful place to lose your virginity.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yeah that would be nice, Actually nice, that would be nice.
It's got a spark and sky what.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
More little spark? Get all soft and.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Loose watch American Pickers on sky where they go ships
and fine stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I assume that's still on sky.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah, great, great night there, and then you know, hop
over the road to the Challenge station and get a condom.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Yes, they sell the first time. You've got to be safe.
Please be safe. Thanks for the advice.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Plays flesh Worn and Haley play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Guys. I think ram raids are off the menu. God,
they were a thing for a while, Witness they are
a really big thing for a while.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah. Bit of a trend in crime, because that's what
you can think about it. There aren't crime trends. Yeah,
it's just like trends. People say they're like, oh, yeah
that's a crime, and I do crime. Yeah, I might
do one of those crimes, and then the media talks
about it because the numbers go up, and that just
feeds more into the tree.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
It's exactly like skinny jeans. It is. The criminals are like,
what are you doing wearing skinny jeans? Yeah, we're wearing
baggy Now did you just do a ram raid? Yeah? Yeah,
god embarrassing. What are you virgie? We're doing text phone
scams now?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, get a list you can do it from the
comfort of your own home. Yeah, wi your own hours
and be a pass babe.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
There is so shame.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
The reason I say I don't believe ram raids are
on the menu is that when Ramrods were happening, the
most stolen cars were always the Toyota Hakua, the Viits,
the small cars, the Mazadim car and Producer Carl when
they had an aquad and Chin they stolen And did
they get ram rated.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Yeah, I think so it was a suspected Ramrod.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Did they take the kettle at the converter?

Speaker 6 (47:01):
I actually don't know. In the it was a full
right off, so I don't I've never looked.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Has the new boyfriend got a European car, of course,
powder or something?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Beamer Mercedes, Beamer Classic, Mercedes Classic Mercedes in a ga
flipping off for nice dining weekends in Wellington. Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah, and then eaves dropping on gossip. Yeah, coming
back to the table, wiping his mouthful shirt like a
real nice, real nice yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

(47:31):
He's got a mop of like here, just like a
mop of Yeah, he's got a lot of He shakes
it and it looks good. But that's money because he
can afford the gets a groomed.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Playing a fortune for a groom. That makes it look
like he hasn't had a groom.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Oh my god. It's like effortlessly cer. His car won't
be on the most stolen cars.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
You're not the beautiful Mercedes issue that unless at his
you know, weakend escape in the wided up high country
and his bat yea, he has a high Lucks Is
that the number one?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
The number one is a twir Highlucks and Money Hub
did this.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
They got all the police report stolen vehicle data over
six months, so that if your vehicle got stolen and
you didn't report it because you're like, man, at least
it's gone. Yeah, you're not on this list, but you
didn't have insurance, so it wasn't worth reporting exactly still.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Reported stolen because then if you don't, that number plate.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Is still just associated to you, so you wouldn't report
it stolen. So one hundred and seventy one highlux Utes
were stolen between May and October this year.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Easy even he won.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah, there are tons of them, but I don't the
new ones wouldn't ben't easy to still no highluxes, go
for it. I'd love a nineteen eighties Highlux. Well you
remember that one where the old ad Crumpy and Scotty
jumped off the thing.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yeah, I do. Yeah that like legendary old red right Highlux.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Ut some of the other other most so yeah, it's
pretty cool. The top four models were all commercial, like
what a clan us as commercial vehicle high Luks in
the Toyota high Ace van.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah, the Ford Career in the Nisa Navara.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Oh, how good is a high a sa Hias van
which is basically a high Lux but it's a van,
just like we've all been in our high Ace Maxi taxi.
And then you look and they're basically just assembly school
assembly chich has just kind of bolted to the ground state.
It's the safety running on this thing. You're definitely going

(49:29):
to get cut in half if you hit anything.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
So if you've got you let you watch out. Get
one of those steering wheel locks asat. Oh they're pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Plays z ms Fletchborne and Haley Pete Davidson.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
He has. He's dated Ariana Grande when they were engaged.
He dated Kate beckon Sale. He dated Kim.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Dale Bickondale, Beckensdale, beckons Dale, becon sale, becon sale, d
in her name, unbelievable, all this time beckons Dale becon
sale is beck and sale it is well.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
I apologize, thank you, apology immediately wrong for in that
movie Harbor.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Yeah, he dated Phoebe her from Bridgerton for a bit.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Was her name Phoebe something? I don't know. Beautiful women
and Pete Davidson. He's not unattracted dude. He's just a
goofy looking dude. He's not like your Hollywood hunt that
you would imagine the likes of Kim Kay. Yeah, Kanye,
but you know what I mean. Yeah, not that he
doesn't look like your typical kind of hunky guy. And
everyone's always been like, what's it all about?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Now?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Everyone assumed whoa mess? And then that was not denied.
But he's talked about it at length and he literally
said he will always when he takes a beautiful one
out for a date, take her out to an amazing restaurant,
because even if I'm a ship date, they had a
nice meal, that's his whole thing. He was like, oh wow,
he can afford to do that. Though Carwan's boyfriend. Those

(50:58):
are the only two men that can afford to take
their women out on beautiful, expensive meals. This wee Yeah,
Now I want to know why do you get the honeyes? Like,
what is it about you that draws in either the
opposite six or whoever that you you're looking for? Okay,
because there's got it. There's got to be something you're around.

(51:18):
You'll know the quads. Yeah, you'll be late.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Maybe someone's got the quads and they wear the rugby
shorts because they know the quads. That, by the way,
that works for both genders. It works for Yeah, I
know at the gym the other day, a very reassiting
in twenty twenty four. Okay, a female gym goer and
rugby shorts. And I was in Auckland, not Canterbury.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Yeah, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Was not in the regions. The regions woman will still wear.
But Auckland is the home of the of the yogurat pants.
Maybe it's a trend coming back. We're going to wear
and go to rugby shot too thick for meal. A
lot of them aren't chafey material now, not the thick
because I'm thinking that canvas here. Yeah, what she was

(51:57):
wearing those ones? That are like two different Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah, classics like wild. But maybe it's like maybe you're not.
Maybe maybe you've got an Irish x in. And I'm
not saying that you don't have a nice soul and
a great face and a great personality. But you know me,
if I hear an Irish exy and I'm a gunner,
maybe it's your exit. Maybe it's your tattoos, Maybe it's
your sense of humor. Maybe you've got to move or
something like what is it about you that always gets

(52:23):
the honeyes?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Okay, this is what we want to know from you
this morning. All eight hundred dollars at him. You can
tike through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
What do people find attractive about you?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Want to be really hard for people because we don't
like to be, but you don't have to.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
I've got a bang in bod.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
It's like I've got a piercing You'll always be. People
will tell you that's hot. Could it be someone's job,
like they're a comp or something, Yeah like that. Yeah,
you know what I mean, a meeting a firefighter.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
There you go go, got her again again. Someone just
dicks it as dimmedities. I mean, what if you.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Know you know, I wait a hundred dollars at him?
Call us now text nine six nine six. What is
it about you that always gets the honeyes? We want
to know how do you nab the hubbies?

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Hubbies? Honeys? Wifies? How do you get the honeyes? Because
Pete Davidson he's always learned in the beautiful women and
people are like, why why why? He claims it simply
because he takes them to a nice restaurant. Other people
claim it's because of another thing. Did you say before
the shows? Why he does a movie as well? Was
it he does either a cinema or a meal, so
that if his company is crap, at least they saw

(53:42):
a nice film and had a nice meal. What if
they say a bad film? Didn't read that was a musical? Yeah?
But everyone knows that there's something like what it is
in you that attracts people.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Whether it's a feature yeah, a thing that you.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Do yeah, an accent, a job. It's like a charisma
of swords. People are aware.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
People are aware because often you'll be told as well.
People be like, I really like you.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Know, you know youercing eyes? Yeah, yeah, eyes? Speaking of eyes,
Danielle joins us.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
How's it going.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Have you got piercing eyes?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
I don't know about that, but I think a bit
of eye contact goes a long way.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
You know, the ratio of I'm terrible and terrible at
eye contact, I don't.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
It is really hard.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
And it's it's really vulnerable, I think is why people
struggle with it. But as soon as as soon as
you want it, you give it a little bit of
eye contact.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
And if you just.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Yeah, you're giving vulnerable eye contact, not intense eye contact.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
It depends on the situation that you can do both.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
You can do both, but you also you take his
eyes sexual you.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Are a yeah, I don't yeah, I don't discriminate just
any eye contract.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
You know about this because what people have given you
feedback and said your eyes yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
I've had the good eyes come in and just noting on. Well,
not many people make that good eye contact. You know,
it's confidence.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
You know it does through the phone. It works for you.
I do feel your eyes through the phone. Thank you, Connor.
What is the what is the thing that gets the
honey's for you?

Speaker 5 (55:31):
I'm a I'm a pretty good dancer.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Okay, a kind of dancing we do in Connor.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Uh particularly, what has always worked is the West Coast swing.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
From aroundabout named after Wistport.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
You know when you get a bit boozy, you get
a swaying street.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
How do you describe the wist Swing? Oh? So it's
like a twisty, twirly kind of.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Dance.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Your hips and your involved.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Do you take do you take as the male or
the dominant dancer?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Do you take a lead? Like you kind of pretty
pretty neutral.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
And you're just you're just spinning them, spinning them around
around it and in real funky kind of ways, and
always works.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
It was to me the first time I saw him
after our first date, which and we went to this
party and he just walked across the room and he
pulled me onto the dance floor. You biffed me around
a bit.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
But now he's got a watch, Now he's sway Thank
you good though, Yeah that was good stuff. You know
what else, Connor's got a great voice that would really
draw me in personally.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Somebody said, thank god for being Asian. Oh, okay, Asian
gets the heart, gets the honey.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Someone said, demos fit between bolines. But I think that's
about when we're talk about ram rating before not so much.
Maybe deos get honeys because they made the tight spaces.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Yeah, I'm a masculine lesbian.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Straight girls love me because they look boyish enough for them,
but treat them better than a man.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Waita, Hailey needs a moments, so SeeMe treat them better
than a man and know how to please them. Hailey's
perfect time. Jesus creepers my new nose job.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I was probably about a five or six on a
good day, but now I reckon I'm pushing an eight
or an I probably worth getting punched in the face
by the X. What Okay, new nose and now the
honeys are just like.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
The new nose. Have you ever seen rugby and stuff?
And then that's got Oh yes, you have ever seen
someone and thought, God, that what a sixy nose?

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
People have a good like a button nose. C Yeah,
I see, I've.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Got some weird sexual energy that attracts much older, attractive
married woman.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Even when I was a young man, they were attracted
to me. Yeah sort of. Yeah, he tells me, I'm
not like the other girls. I swear it's on Wow. Oh,
I'm a blue eyed tradesman who looks like the green
arrow that works?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
What's the green green arrows? Rare ammal? Rise it up?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Do you need any more trades? Doing it? Your get
a punch a hole in the wall? What kind of
trade I'm having a cut of pipe or a wire
or whatever. What's the trade of pipe? My lips?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I've been blessed with Angeline and Jolie early two thousand slips.
Oh wow, okay, okay, because they did look like they
needed chapstick. And that movie You've gone in sixty seconds? Yeah, man,
they look chapped.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
There was the chaped lips.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Oh you're very chap I've been multiple times. I have
the sixiest nose I've ever seen on a woman. I
think about that often.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Makes that's six I've never looked. Yeah. Someone said, wide hips,
big butt, big boobs, small waist, downside, squashy belly, not
a downside's fun. Must touch, small waist, squashy belly.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
It's got some dream. I'm very flexible. Said very flexible.
It's my flexibility. Someone said nothing, he's got to be.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
About yourself.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
I definitely get compliments on my tattoos. I'm heavily tattooed,
and I've got a bitch you're resting face. Guys seem
to really like a challenge. But I'm not like a bitch.
I just got this face. Nothing person should get some tattoos.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Yeah, someone said my occupation. I'm a female Class five
truck and trailer driver on so many times in my life,
and I'm fuggly. As soon as I get out and
they see a female climb out of the cab, it's
game on. I'm sure you're not fuggly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
My partner has the Holy Trinity. Now I will say
this holy Trinity is not everybody's Holy trinity. Okay, my
partner has a holy trinity. Top knot nose ring Johnny
Depp go to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
You lost me on the third I'll go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Right, ok, tattoo of the last girlfriends?

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
What what?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Because then they're like, I'll show you who's better. Yeah,
yeah right, I'm six foot five. I'm fugly, but i'm packing.
Now there is the assumption at six foot five that
you are packing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
That's why I'm glad I'm under six foot four. Yeah right,
so six foot four is that magical number. We're like
that guy's gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
A messing wang now at sex get away with not
having a massive wang at six foot four, it's like
it would be odd if you did six two. It's like, okay,
still okay in the middle, that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Either way, it's not going to go the way you like.
Um or piercing blue eyes and long copper hair. What
a combo, big flaming red hair, I've got. I got
great ankles. Okay, oh lovely, you've never really thought about
ankles neither. And there's way a bit from now on
or added to the list of things.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah, it flesh.

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
Fact of the day, day day day day do do
do do do do do do do do do do
doo doo doo dooo doo.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Today's there's moonweek, loving us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Moon was out again this morning when I left home
and I turned and I saw it and I said hello.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Moon showed me right in the eyes last night. Because
we've got we've got sheets as curtains in the bedroom.
You should borrow some money off Carlaen's rich boyfriend. Oh
my god, she could. He could lend me like a
tin k what do they call it? Finance finance. He's
got a bit of coin ratland around cash ask, ask
thank you. It might cost you a wellington weekend of

(01:02:12):
the high Faluton Restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Well that's all right, yeah, happy, happy, if you've just
joined the show. We've learned that someone at Carla's boyfriends
loaded she said, boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
We immediately pounced on that. We've learned more. It's very
wealthy drives the European car. We're assuming a Lamborghinni SUV.
But yeah, the worst of I know, but if you're
going to get one of the new v. But yeah,
the sheet was like that, like angled out, and I
was facing it like this and the moon was just
right in the face, the face right in the face.
Well would you agree, sir and man?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Thank you that when the moon is on the horizon,
when it's rising, it looks bigger than when it's Yes,
it looks bigger.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Than it's closer. The moon illusion. This is the weird
thing about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
There's theories on why it happens, but nobody said her
on the exact reason why in the moon looks bigger
on the horizon. It is totally it is totally an illusion.
They tested this by when it comes up over the horizon.
It can be as simple as put your finger up
and put the top of your finger on the top
of the moon and put a little mark on your finger,
and then when it's high in the sky, do it
again exactly the same.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Really, somebody gives the illusion that it's larger. It may
be somebody to do. Called the Ponzo illusion, Yeahonzo.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Dipping sauce somewhere else different.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
The Ponzo illusion is an illusion are discovered by Italian
psychologist Mario Ponzo, which might be the best of it,
might be the most Italian ziding name of all time, Marionzo.
But basically, if there's two lines and they're going in
like train tracks going to the distance, if you've put
exactly the same link line at the bottom and at

(01:03:50):
the top, the one at the top looks figger. Yeah,
I've seen this before, but it's exactly the same. That's
one of those illusions that just because of the change
and two other lines, the brain automatically is like, well,
of course there's better because it's overgoing over those lines
and at the bottom it's not. So there's belief that
it may be something to do with the Ponzo illusion,
but they also think it's just our brains because when

(01:04:12):
it's coming up over the horizon, we have something to
compare it to. It might be a tree or a
house or a hill, and we know the size of
that hill, yes, But then when it's up in the
sky with nothing in the foreground to compare it to,
we we lose that comparative, right, Yeah, that comparative.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Measure does have anything to do with the flatness of
the Earth. Oh, I've been listen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos in a
great podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Did you watch it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
A YouTube video with a guy trying to prove the
Earth was flat, proved without doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
That his curved. So it was so good. It was
just a simple experiment, and and now you should be able.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
To see.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Something wrong here whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Apparently astronauts and space when they see the moon, when
that at the space station, the moon comes around the Earth,
it's the same. They're like, man, looks massive with the
Earth and the foreground. And then they see it come
out and they're like, now looks more. And nobody said
it on the exact.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
So what you're saying is that the moon isn't actually
fluctuating in size. Man, you learn something new every day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Ancient times, it was believed it's a circle around the Earth,
was much more egg shaped, and it was close to
Earth where it was coming up over the side, and
that's where you saw it and then went up on
the nights.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
They were so dumb back then, Thank god as a
planet where some much smarter.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Now you're dumb apes, we're clever because we've got into nets.
So today's fact of the day is that no one
has a rock solid reasoning on why.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
The moon looks bigger when it's rising.

Speaker 9 (01:05:52):
Fact of the day, day day, day, day, Dude play
Ms fletched Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Play Ms Fletch one and Hailey, I believe, available to
public on Thursday. Wicked, which is, of course, the film
of the very famous Broadway musical about the origin story
of the Wicked the Witches from the Wizard of Oz.
The press for this has been insane.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
They won't stop crying. The two leads right, why happiness just.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
With like love and passion and joy. They've had obviously
had a life changing experience filming this together.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Well. The New Zealand premiere of the movie was last night. Yeah,
oh my god, who's who of New Zealand Media? Yeah,
our very own Carlen and Shannon. Yeah, I was a heap.
Don't worry you, You're right. It was insane.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
It was so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
They had free manicures.

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
There was bubble tea, there was bubbles.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
It was so fun. There was a yellow carpet right
as a yellow brick.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
Yeah, it was like it was brick roto like patterns
to look like it. We can't talk about the movie.
It's it's a bargo is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
The monkeys in it, Oh my god, don't get me started.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
The monkeys in it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
She talked about the movie.

Speaker 8 (01:07:30):
Are they Yeah, but I hate monkeys so much and
they were just.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
So the monkeys, monkeys, cappuccino.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
I love cappuccino monkeys, the one on Friends.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
When they flew and I saw that movie as a kidney,
she was like flying my pretties and then there was flying.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
I was like, he is about the flying monkeys.

Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
I'm gonna love it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
Then yeah, I literally was like couldn't look. And at
that point it was getting quite late and it was
too much, and I SI car when I was like,
I can't because I have fear of monkeys.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
And then chuck ons and wings.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
I'm done. It's a lot's Can I ask one question
that I'm really curious about because the Cynthia and Arianna
did their singing live on the sound stage as opposed
to pre recording to perfection and then lip syncing. The
last film that did this to just absolute abysmal result
was Lamur's or ab We'll never forget hearing that. Yep,

(01:08:23):
it's is the singing good?

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
Yes, it's not. It's not at all like Lamers.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
That was so bad. I mean it shout out to
our boy Russell. But Russell Crow really probably should have
gotten a booth, I think. And we've got tweaks, you
know what I mean. Album along a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
Ariana and Cynthia are already incredible things.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
They're literally amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
So that's that's not a problem at all.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Right, So it's it's a great movie.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
Oh my god, go see it. It's it's long because
it's based off of a musical, Yes, but it's worth
every second.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
I always think this, like when they do movie versions
of musical theater, because in the musical theater you have
a half. In the halftime mark they do a big.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Song, curtain comes down, where will we top of our bubbles?
Then we come back and then we do another big song.
Second half. I should just do it in the movies.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
I mean, I guess that's what this next, like, I
think it's a year and a bit is because the
second part is not out yet.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Yeah wow, But yeah, we film it all at once.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
I was thinking that last night.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
I assume that they have where it's like two or
three parts, but they film it all at once. Yes,
they're just sitting on it because then they have there's
kids in it all of a sudden bears.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Mustaches. But this is the new they're calling it the
new Barbenheimer.

Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
Yeah, I found like that too, Like it's.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Yeah, because it's we're either going to go see this
or read one the Sandy story about actually Gladiator too.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
I'll be seeing.

Speaker 8 (01:09:51):
Yeah, we're going back to watch Wicked again on Thursday.
That's how much we both enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Yeah, I'm going to go. I'm going to go for sure.
Thanks for the with the price of movie. Carwin's rich
boyfriend m he gets me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
He gets chopped tops all around, and then they say
they got to the premiere last night.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
He's one of the producers. Oh that's the best ways
driving a Lamborghini.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Yeah, yeah, plays Zidims Fleschborn and hailey, silly.

Speaker 10 (01:10:20):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly, little silly
little pills.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
A little pole. Do you wear underes under your togs? Yes?
Or no? No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
No? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Maybe what if?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
What if you were wearing shorty shorts swimming and you
wore bikini bottoms underneath?

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Yeah if I when I used to wear like shorts
or board shorts, you'd always have bottoms on underneath.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
I would braw a dog a pair of shorts. I
find it odd win men leave the undies on with
a pair of board shorts and trucks. You've well, you've
got it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
The perfect swimming shorts are the ones with the little
mesh a no line of mesh line to grate the ball. No,
no board shorts. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
I haven't own board shorts for years, but there was
a period of time. Already, shut up, you're with them
every day down to the knee, right, Yeah, I do.
And you eat and your DC skate shoes. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Well I'm gonna go to the park skate park after that,
after that, and I'm gonna do some kick clips.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Ninety two percent of people said no, they don't wear
undies under their togs.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Eight percent of people said.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Yes, do you yes, yes, because I don't buy togs.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
I just wear shorts of god, yeah, shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I wouldn't wear my jorts in the ocean, but just
like spots shorts just when it happened, even if we're
in a pair of shorts that just tie them up
time and just no undies, no undies, it's too Restrictang,
it's too there, and then you've got wet undies are
the worst. Yeah, yeah, and then do you have to
have another pair of fresh unders your jeans? Well, Mason agrees,

(01:12:02):
why on earth would I want with solly cotton around
the boys? Was a good set of decent lined boardies.
Eight percent of people said yes, they do wear his
under the Yes, when we're in board shorts with no liner,
I wear boxes underneath to keep the chap and check
if we're in needed a lined board shorts.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
No, okay, it's a little bit of a cupping.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Yeah, lovely, we'll call it. My togs are just swim shorts,
says Hayley. So usually togs or undies under them.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Oh yeah, so's she's in some short you're just dumpling up. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Says, Oh that would feel weird, wouldn't it. Yeah, we
haven't lived at least give it a shot. Yeah, only
in desperate situations, says Hannah. Would I find myself with
undis under my togs? I can't, said, I need to
keep the eel well kept in somehow.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Wow. Congrats. Yeah, congrats to you and to those who
celebrate and watch out for those ill traps. Yeah he nucky.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Yeah, Alex says once the kids at the kids Paul,
I ripped my shorts and I was glad I's wearing
something underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Oh yeah, that'd be horrible save an extent. Were you
ever exposed as a as a kid, you know, in
an embarrassing moment?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Thank god? No, No, neither, No, I never. I never
had a down trail go askew either. When someone was
trying to give you the year, the whole thing came down.
And I grew up in the nineties when silk boxes
were the preferred myth of the underpant.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
It could have happened so easily, so easily. It's celestic
and satin.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
And Tasmanian devil. But it feels weird, Sis Dylan, I've
tried it, but it does feel weird.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
I thought this would be.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
More common now I'm embarrassed that I admitted to wearing
undis under my dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Taylor, That's okay, Taylor and Greer said too much washing.
That's yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Washing being economical with their washing. She doesn't need an
extraperr Onundy's getting in there and taking.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Up all of that room. That famous, all that room,
all the room got to wop and set of nickers
on you. That's a little put.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Oh, another one in the bag, and it's a Basanchi
bag as well. If you enjoy that, give us a
writing and review, and be sure to tell your mates
you don't sound sincere there, but I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Just reading what's written here.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
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