Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 20th November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The fletch One and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, The perfect start to
every day play ms fletch One and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Thanks Brand, good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Fletchvaorn and Haleeot's two minutes past sex t G I
f guys TG I yet not the yet.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Thank God. It's Friends Day, Happy Friends Day.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Thanks boy. I'm glad to see day.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
That's a day.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
That's a day, Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Vaughn coming up in the top sas actual signs from
the hikoy as a Wellington the drone shots. What an
amazing turnout with an impressive turnout and the signs, oh
so good.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
So many good signs.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I really appreciate whenever there's a protest, even if it's
a protest, I don't agree with if somebody goes.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
All out and make a clever sign, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Like, funny, that is good, A puny sign my favorite. Yeah,
there were some good signs. One of my favorites was
just oh no, don't do.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Bad Brown and the top six.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Next on the show, though, some guy rickons he's got
a travel hack to avoid the middle seat.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
The worse I don't know if this would.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Work in New Zealand on like our different flight websites.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, is this like an international when you're doing lots
of connecting flights.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
We'll give it a go play zs fleaboard and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
A guy's gone viral for a travel hack to avoid
the middle seat. There are or there are so many
of these little travel hack In fact, I saw a
story the other day. A couple of booked you know,
the window and the aisle seat, hoping that no one
would be in the middle. Yeah, and then someone was
in the middle and had to sit between a couple
talking the entire flight.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
See you've ruined not over your own flight, but their
flight as well.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, just well, this guy has used this hack on
Ryan Air, which is.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Like very cheap, addicting. Oh it's so good. Take it
from the UK to Spain and France.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Five euro I know. But you can't take a bag.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Loads, you can't wear shoes, and you can't do this,
and you can't do You've got to stand in the
bag and the toilet.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
And also like that was their CEO that joked about
charging for the toy. Well not even jokes.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Did you see the interview with him though. When they
it was being interviewed to, he was like, were you
serious about it? And he said yes, here's why, because
it was all about taking away the cost from the
customer at the end of the day, right, it's charity.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
He's a really good bullshit's been that pretty good. Yeah,
so you know that they're very I don't think you
even have to pay to print out your boarding pass
if you don't have it on an app or something.
It's ridiculous. You pay for everything.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
So this guy goes to book a flight and there
are only middle seats left. It's giving him like nine
or so middle seats. Everything else is blocked out. So
his hack was to then just leave that tab open,
his flight open, and then go back to the website
and book.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I think he's trying to book eight seats.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
So he chooses eight seats, name any letters like Bob Jones,
blah blah blah, goes to the next screen and then
selects all metal seats for these flights that he has
no intention of buying, and then goes to the next
screen to pay. The website holds the seats for ten
minutes until you pay, so to your original booking and

(03:41):
oh there are no middle seats because they're on hold
for another customer, and it opens up for him a
window seat that he doesn't have to pay for. You
could why was the window seat not available to him
in the first place? I think because you'd have to
pay extra, But as soon as the others are taken.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yes, it's available.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I would imagine this only works for a flight that's
like not like eight months away that no one's balked. Ye, yeah, yeah,
because you couldn't do that for the entire planeload of
middle seats.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
It kind of makes sense, though. You just get a
whole bunch of tabs open, reserve all the middles, and
then all that's left would.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Be the good I reckon a lot of your lines
would just say we'll assign you a seat at checkout.
There's nothing now because I've had that. I've had that before,
And then you have to wait until that twenty four
hours before or on the day. Then he crammed in
the mud and then then they open up the seats
that they're normally charged for. So I don't know if
that would always work, but hey, it's a hack that's

(04:40):
worked for her, and.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
That makes a lot of sense. It's a lot of
Admond though to be like a lot of planes worth
of tabs open. Yeah, thirty rows of tabs.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
But could you just book multiple seats? Could you be like, yeah,
this is a booking for twelve adults.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah in the middle, Yeah, next, Yeah, I mean that's
basically what did Yeah, basically yeah, plays ms.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Fledgeborn and Hayley Long long teas.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
But after eight o'clock we're going to talk about all
of the amazing movies that are coming out soon. Because
I often do this for some reason. I go on
YouTube and I go on a trailer bit.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I love. I love doing that.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
And it happened to me yesterday just one suggestion, one
suggestion on the right, and I watched it, and then
it just does more and more and more about all
these amazing films that are coming out in the next
six months.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Always happens the end of the year because America is
going into winter and that's when we get all the good.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Films season, Oscar season, and also I feel the writers strike.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
There was this big there's this big backlog of amazing
movies and TV shows coming we need.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I cannot wait to discuss the Pamela Anderson film The
Last show Girl Anyway. But movie, so you said, it
was released late last week Friday last week. Gladiator two
long awaited, It's got.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Everybody.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Paul Mescal, Washington, Washington, Petro Pascal.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
That guy that played Eddie on Stranger Things, the Eddie
guy from Stranger Stranger Things.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
But Paul Mescal, who we will know from normal people,
normal peoples, was he's like the lead.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Right, do you want Gladiator music?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh my god, Harns Zimmer didn't sit down for hours
on the end to put the song together for us
not to play it at every given gladiator or gladiatorial.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, Hans, if you wrote a film, may you'd call
up Hans.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Can come cheap though, Nah No, John Williams, that's another
film composer. Is the old boy who did like Star
Wars and all the Indana Jones and just basically everything.
But Hans did into Stellar. Ray Harns does the Nolan films.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Oh my god, sha, I remember the song don't sing
along Hall letter to the words.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Sure, this is the end of Gladiator, right, Okay?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Have you got some more action, like get.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Like a slave getting eaten by a lion?

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, that would be kind of more actiony.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Well, this is the most This is by far the
most played song from the Gladiator soundtrack.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Nah, I'm not that's not what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Two and a half times the amount of No.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I want to hear a lion ripping apart. You know
some labor barbarian horde.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yes, we'll see. That's ominous.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
It's ominous. That's so ominous.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
You're good.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Great's it? That's it.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
So if you look at poor Messcal in this film, right,
you've seen the clips and whatnot, what do you do
when you go back to the too much pan flute dune.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I was trying to find a good and this is
called the wheat. No, go back to the other one
that would have been one called strength and honor.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Skip ahead. You need the actual thing.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I need the hook, and you missed it up. That
last song was per I think that was perfect.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, I know you've stuffed it.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Actually, those ones that the barbarian ones that you like,
no one knows them.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
They're not played. This not going back and now we
are free.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
The most popular one at the end when he's dead
spoiler a lit.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Oh my god, have some respect.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Not the new one anyway, or may not have seen
it yet Vorn.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah, and they may be watching it ahead of going
to see this one anyway. Poor Messcal is the lead
in this film, and he's been doing the rounds, you know,
the promotional circuit, and of course he's been asked about
his physicality because it's like part of it.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
He's got to be a gladyet or a fighter.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
And he said, do you want to know the secret
to his incredible physique?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Genetics?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Genetics? Being irish, he literally said, it's genetics. Oh really, yeah,
so it's just being smart genetics, because he said that
he's His quote was that he doesn't generally believe when
actors say they're in the gym for three hours and
eating nine thousand calories a day to prepare for a meal,
to prepare for a role. He did forty five minutes

(08:59):
in the gym a.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Day, son of a bitch.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
And then he said, I got to say, He said, one,
I come from a sports background, like he played sports
all through college and whatnot. And he said, in his
good good genetics, how old is he?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
And in his twenty's twenty eight? Oh okay, well, let's
talk to when he's okay, sweetie, slow down and and
everything slowing down.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah. He said he's not saying that the forty five
minutes he spent in the gym was easy. He said
he's just lucky genetically.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
How many those minutes was he sitting on the machine
on his phine Just a half of it's going to
be half, Yeah, it's got to be half. I got
to have like forty five seconds between sets, right, like thirty.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Five sometimes one and a half minutes, sometimes four minutes
between sets sometimes to let the muscle here's what you
don't know, sometimes to let the muscle grow. Yeah, actually
it's just thirty seconds on the exercise, five minutes off yep.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
And just use that time for TikTok and Instagram and
what not, whatever you need.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
And if someone sort of hovers around you being like
are you done on that machine, then you just quickly
do a pump out a couple.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
More rips and then back the Yeah. Yeah, fortutes a.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Day play Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
New social media alert new bit old because it's just
a re reskinned Twitter basically, right.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's called blue Sky b sky app. I've heard it.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I've heard so many people talking about this well more
the more news stories have been reading. To be honest, Yeah,
they just shared that they themselves shared on their own feed,
the Blue Sky that they just passed twenty million users,
And it just looks like Twitter did a little while
ago pre Elon.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Musky straight up looks like Twitter.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, so apparently because obviously Elon Musk bought Twitter and
then fired heaps of people. Yeah, and send it in
into x and basically amplified the right wing and you know,
I mean, he's absolutely trash.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
I haven't is it x dot com?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Is that what it is? Because I feel like I
just entered there and now I don't want to go.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yes, okay, we deleted it. I deleted it ages.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Ago, Yeah, yeah, weater ages ago. Yeah, Elon Musk.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
It was just like I think I tweeted ten times
and ten years and then was like no.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well now with Elon Musk, I guess running the show
and the election that's just happened, people are like, I
think we just need a place it's not full of
all of this.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
So Blue Sky is a so yeah, it'll get in
there though, gets in everywhere.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
It's like glitter. You think it's.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Gone, you think it's without glitter, and then you pull
back a lounge cushion and there was glitter.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
They were all conspiracy theories, glitter, conspiracy, glitter and glitter.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
And bean bag balls. You think you've got all of
those too, And there's always a couple. One bean bag
explodes and full like the bean bags, it's so light,
they're so light.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, that's why they travel. They go on travel everywhere.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Is this going to meet the same fate as Threads,
which straight up sucked?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh my god, I was trying to think of other
social media places that launched and failed. Isn't it insane
how Threads went from zero to a thousand and like
a day.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Do you remember the panic and Fred's name. I was
like it was over and.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Then you couldn't delete it, and now you can without deleting.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Deleted Instagram, so we all had to have it. Love Instagram,
but people are still using that. But I'm just sort
of look, I'm just looking at it though, and I
mean I'm not logged in. But straight up sucks. Yeah,
it's so uninterested. Blue Sky Blue Sky just literally looks
like Twitter used to.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, because one popped up the other day.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I was going through that list on your phones of
where you've got saved passwords for oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
And there was one in there and I was like,
did you have some breaches? Lots of breaches?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Man, I'm breached up to the wazoo.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
That's actually quite a good feature the whole Yeah, and
it tells you, yeah, it tells.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
You what pastor don't do anything about it.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Spotted just a good reminder to shut that account down
or yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Or to change your passwords totally.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Here's some hot takes from Blue Sky. Okay, someone to well,
what would you say someone blue skide you when you
say someone tweeted.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh yeah, someonexed someone tweeted someone blue skide. I guess
someone because that's what blue Sky thinking, right?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Is that why it's I think Blue Sky is a positive.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Okay, someone blue skied for getting your headphones at home
as the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in
medieval times.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Someone blue skuyde. What did the poet tell Luke Skywalker?

Speaker 6 (13:48):
What?

Speaker 4 (13:49):
What did they went to?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Blue Sky?

Speaker 4 (13:52):
What did the poet tell Luke Skywalker?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I metaphors be with you? Metaphors.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I don't like any I really thought you would like
all just nonsense like that or is it actual news?
And somebody said that blue Sky actually blocks bigots and
racists though.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Patrolling to get rid of it what.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
It decides to be bigots and racists. Yes, running head Fletch,
you called Ela mus trash. That makes you sound like trash.
We should all be neutral Switzerland's and not entitled to
an opinion.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh yeah, but he is he agreeable.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I only confused us for people who read the news.
We're allowed opinions. And if you say stay out of politics,
that's where because we're humans and humans are basically politics.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I've seen this before.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
He's done some incredible things, but human being is a
human being.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
He is a terrible human being, doesn't he.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
I just saw an interview the other day where his
so they were talking about dead names and his son
is trans or something, and I don't know if it
was like born a son or a daughter or something,
but he started talking about his own child in the
most terrible way of being like oh yeah, because they

(15:09):
were woke brained into thinking. I was like, oh my god,
you really are that. So we stand by our statement here.
If he's play z ms Fletchborne and Haley play z ms,
Fletchborne and Haley blah.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yesterday.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Are the Hikui reached Parliament? Yeah, reached somebody somebody, because
you know, if you don't have a good point to raise,
you'll just kind of swing for the fences. I saw
someone say, there's no way they walked all that distance
in that time.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Oh, for god, the sights, what it's about, that's just.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Where they all stay.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
There's no way they walked all that distance and that
short of time.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
When didn't they live up north bloody way? You just
couldn't do it walking at that speed. Oh, for God's say, stopped.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Not Really.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
One of my favorite things was when when as it
was approaching Parliament that obviously been like singing and chanting
and harkering, hackering the whole time it is, and you know,
like it's like the it has sort of been lost,
the timing had been lost as it went down, you

(16:27):
know what I mean. So it was sort of like spreading.
Like if you've been part of a protest and you're
hearing the chart, you're like, I think, so, I.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Think I've got it.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Then in groups like late and.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Everybody's got to be pretty close to get the chart going,
otherwise it's going to be all out, all out of whack.
I love how viral it's gone to like all around
the world, like the tearing up in parliament and the parliament.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Did you see as well, Like quite a lot of celebrities,
including my boyfriend Jason Momore were all kind of getting
behind signing the petition and whatnot. A lot of the
celebrities that have spent time in New Zealand have gone.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I saw yesterday the petition had exactly the same amount
of It's that act got to get into Parliament.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Interesting, Interesting, Well I got the top six signs from
the Hecuy actual signs spotted.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, these good signs and good signs.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
There were some great sign I love a good sign
at a at a.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Hecoy love a good sign. Seed these nuts is an
honorable mention. That's an actual sign. Yeah, great seed these nuts.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
A few people had that.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I didn't know these nuts had made it into political
the political sort of spectrum these nuts is global. Yeah, yeah,
I didn't know I had in politics, But here we are. John.
Six signs from the heque number six, the young lady
holding the sign that said mana like Hannah, of course
references Hannad Afti, who added the haka I saw yesterday say.

(17:47):
I don't didn't even think I was supposed to be
leading that. I just thought it's happening, and then everybody
was kind of like following my lead and go with it.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
I love that. Afterwards she was like saying, he was like,
why what do we have to start it?

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah? God, do you think the guests that came in
and spoke to the classroom? You're older, you're the teacher.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Number five on the less of the top six signs
are from the Hekoy shout out to everybody who made
pelluc themed signs.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, kill the bullsack bill.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
There was a few with David Seymour as a penis yeah,
and Winston Peters and Christopher Luxeen as testicles.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
There was one where Christopher.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Luxeen was an egg, but it did look at the
head of a penis, And there was another one where
he was just straight up the head of a penis.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay, right, A.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Lot of fallacies. This is a category of sire.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't know how photoshop works, but I don't know
if you dragged it and you'd really have to, like,
you know, match there. Yeah, so kudos, it looked great.
Number four on the last of the top six signs
from the Hekui be more Demure Seymour. Oh you think
that they were hoping in their head that probably rhymed
when they wrote it down.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Be more demure. Yes, different, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, a little bit different demure Seymour be more to
more Seymour.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, but we get it closer. It's good close to call.
It's funny, really ruining.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
We were supposed to go into our brat summer, yeah,
because the Northern Hemisphere had their brat summer. I feel like,
is really purpo on our breath summer. Number three on
the list of the toxic signs are from the ECOY.
It's a classic. I've seen it before and other protests
can't be key we without the ewek like that.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
You know, it's like there's no iron team except the
two and EWE and keep it.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I know what letters. Number two
on the.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Less of the topics signs from the Ekoy Seymour say less. Yes,
I saw this one good, truly stop but act and
stop were in.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Red and truly was in black less and one of the.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Less I would say, probably the most controversial sign, but
it was softened because it had like laugh emojis on
the signe let's just eat them again as the number
one said.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Aout again but then like laughing abo. There was the
Chet's Creek sign as well.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah yeah, Deva, I had a.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, a picture of Moira stencil of Moira that was.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's soarly mentioned.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Signs just some big, big, beautiful banners. Lots of flags
there too, lots of different nations. Flags, I'm on flags,
tongue and flags.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
What flag was the predominant one? There's always one more
than you think it is you.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, it's the exactly, that was exactly what was going
to say.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
One more time tin or yeah it's the it's always
one little extra.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I struggle with going on from the tino to the
tin without slow down because you freak out is my
speed bump I'm speaking too slow. Must slow down otherwise
it'll take the front bumper off my lower Listen Skyline,
let us say su s.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Z MS, Flinch, Vaughn and Hay we absolutely love this
every year at a toy. Megastore do a wrapped of sorts.
This is a great time of year actually, because lots
of companies do this.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yep, it's that time of the year.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah, looking back on the year, who brought what and
from where?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I didn't know Megastore had a YouTube presence.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
They do. They make very much do what like a
how to yes, yes, and like.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Product top five best something something for beginners for example, okay.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Tips and tools in the tray.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
The video is like, yeah, they really were about to
hear the regions and the toys. Yes, but there's a
video of them, and they go through each of the
ten top two so.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
You can see them visually. We'll allow the listener to
do that on their own time. Do that on their
own time. It makes you surprised that the Wi Fi
let you on there.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Well, it's YouTube, isn't it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
So they collect all of their data from the year
of sales, including what was bought. And I've already been
told I can't say the tenth position, the tenth top
toy sold.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's got a hell of.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
A name on it, a hell of a name on it.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
But remember the A F A GCP that's right. That's
as much as we'll say on that one. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
But what I will say is that the number one,
because I can't really say any of these and the
MCP and the.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
You can say the Lucient Rippled Class Massage.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yes, I could say that.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
What number was that on the list of four? That
was number four? Okay? But number one is the medium
curved plug at number six?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah, well, some drains have a curve in. The number
one was the the Satisfier Pro two Generation two.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
How much money has that made since it was released?
That would be have made march billions of dollars. Satisfire
is the brand, right, yes? Yeah, because this is the
Pro two Generation two by Satisfier.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah. Do you think that.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
The Pro two, like the Satisfier Pro two, became so
synonymous with a good time that they didn't want to
go Pro three, so they made generation two of the
Pro two.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
No, I've got the three.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
You've got a Satisfy Pro three. Yeah, Well, congratulations to you, ma'am.
Thank you, I've even heard of it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
The three comes with an app and then so I
could go away and your person could have the app
and you could hang out together. Right anyway, So that
sounds like a different experience, but it also does the
other way. Okay, also does it your own way anyway.
So that's that's the number one in New Zealand. That's
the fun toy that we purchased the most. Now here's

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the top.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Five if you don't mind me asking why do you
believe that is?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Is it? Because it's not incredible?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
It's incredible and it's also if you break it, you're
going to get another one, right, Yes, it's one over
four hundred and seventy design awards.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Could you imagine it is a good design?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Do you imagine going up on stage to like get
one of those awards?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
You just say thank you.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
It's very sleek and well shamed.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah. I would say thank you and then someone would
scream through an audience.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
No, thank you, over and over again. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
So they have done the top five cities by product purchase,
like how like who's buying the most? And do you
know what they've done? And we love this here on FBH.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Per Capita, Yes, good, thank you because in the past
it's like Auckland.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Because it's okay, per Capita in fifth place, Duneda are
getting freaky yep, and they're getting frosty and they're trying
to get warm as well.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Of course related I wonder if adult to a megas
saw season increased with in January, when course related costs
are available.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Number four is Hamilton, Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Another sort of student town, student town university, a massive
politic there.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
In third place, it's beautiful, napier interesting. The top two places,
I'm going to both of these. I'm going to the
I'm going the second on Friday. In the first place
on Saturday, New Plymouth is second.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
New Plumboth.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Beaten only by Palmerston North, So Plumbers North is number
one per capita buying the most adult fun toys from
this website only. Yeah, but they are there. They say
that they.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Top five most boring cities as well.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
No, yeah, we're going there. We're going to the Bee.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
But I'm just saying, if you were a local and
you've already been to the Stony Bee. Yeah, a query
again a colony from his hit home and get the
satisfied pro tol.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, why not? Your doctor said you're going to watch
your drinking, so you can't be hanging out at the Yeah.
I'm just wondering if there's some sort of correlation that. Yeah,
I don't know who knows.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
It were good for you, Parmeston North, very very six positive.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
I'm surprised not to see queens down on the list there.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Why no rich board people that moved from like a
big city to a small regional ball Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Slightly older and then maybe they're.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
They're all out, yeah, Hans and those old ones that
plug in at the wall.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Yeah, I know they're tethered to the bloody bower Boy
because you know, boomers don't like to get rid of anything.
The crop pile, the original one is perfectly good.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah. My Yamaha one, Yeah, my Yamaha one that plugs
in at the wall.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
She works perfectly fine.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
It was quality. It's it cost me a fortune in
nineteen eighty four and it still works. Fantastic it MS
Fletchborn and Haley plays it.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
MS.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Fletchborn and Haley Haley.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Silly Little Pole. It is so silly, silly, silly bad.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Silly little pool, silly little.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
We asked for Silly Little Pole. Sharing your breakup on
social media? Is it a yes or no? Do you
like I'm back in the day You just ended on
Facebook and everyone would be notifying.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, in a relationship, yes, yes, yes, yep, is single. Yeah,
Oh god, I don't know. I don't lie. I'm not
into it. I just want to say. But then it's
your everybody knows.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
As well, right, Well, everyone's gossiping.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
And when the guy changes his profile picture to just
a picture of him, and she starts posting some hotter pictures,
and then he's posting lots of pictures of the kids,
and then one of them get it's way hotter, yeah,
loses heaps of weight.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one of the mems blows.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Out, and everybody's speculating.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's a good way of kind of like Facebook, just
telling all of your friends at once.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I can imagine being like, hey, you're probably already all
talking about this, but just to make it official, this
has happened.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
It's all good blah blah.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
If it's amicable, yeah, and then you're not going to
get those questions like, oh, how's blah blah blah. Yeah, yeah,
we broke up two years ago. Oh my god, I'm
so sorry. Yeah it's okay.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Only six percent of people agree with me, though, Okay,
people who voted yes, six.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Percent ninety four percent of people said no.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I thought it would have been more like thirty forty percent.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yeah, yeah, totally because you're telling everybody and it's done.
I get the convenience of it, but part of me
is just like, it's not your business.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah. True, So.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Tanya, our first response is get a definitely not everyone
has already knows the AF But also I like it
when others share that they've broken up, really.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Because I like going fishing. Yeah, doing some being like.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
When did he stop posting about her?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, she's deleted all of the photos they had to
get Oh my god, goodness me. One of my friends
exos posted a five minute video on Facebook to why
they broke up, like ugly crying the whole video.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
That was five to six years ago, and I'm pretty
sure that video is still up.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Oh deleted. No no, no.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Sinners the link, sinners, the link?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Please send us that video? Just so bad it should
be lordash here says say, I need the tea. Oh
yeah see, okay, see people, I'm thinking more of the gossip.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Sign of Taja said if you tell everybody you know,
it takes the fun away from the Facebook detectors who
love to figure these sorts of things out for themselves exactly.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
And then Tasha, who sent this, follows it up with
a ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Haha, too many has too many? She sounds psychotical. Yeah, yeah,
maniacal Facebook to Mark said, the ones that do share
it are often just attention seekers.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yeah okay, whereas people.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Who don't share it, you do the thing where you
ask them how their partners and they say they're broken up.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
You're like, then it's awkward.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I clicked no, But it's gutting when people don't and
you have to talk everywhere to try to find hints
and crumbs of what happened if you're not close enough
to message and ask straight up, Oh, it.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Is funding the investigation. Yeah, yeah, a bit of investigation.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I think the people who use their relationship as part
of their brand should disclose their separations. Then you get speculation.
Yeah that's actually a great, it's part of their brand.
It's a couple, yeah yeah, or they just that person
that they see someone eating a sandwich and they're like,
oh my god, you know who loves someone?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Is that person?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I was always talking about their partner. They need to
let everybody know. Yeah, they're putting board that way all
I do, Jason, my partner, are your your imaginary partner?
Tiana's taking some shots from the gin z seats. Okay,

(31:17):
she said, this whole thing has super millennial BOOMERI energy. Well,
let me ask, let me ask gm zu Shannon, what
what do you advise people to do with a breakup?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Not tell anyone?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
No, I think it's so like boomers.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Please keep it going.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
It's so funny to watch, and I think you're right aboard,
and I could just get to all done in one go,
but personally I would never do that.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
No, I like to watch.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Getting ripped off.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, okay, if we have to sit through soppy anniversary posts,
we should also be entitled to he slept with my
bestie posts.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yes, you've included us and everything else right at the
last one.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, we are leaving us out.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, Meghan said, you don't need a post that you've
broken up, just out seeing first trips and inspirational quotes
and people wore.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
You're at the German you are a bikini. Were like,
we've understood, we know what's happening.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
And all the photos with your ex have disappeared.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, love a quiet night and on my own, you
know that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Just me and the cat. Yeah, some nice quiet time
for reflection.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Hands up, shout out to all the independent women out
there doing it for themselves. Yeah, we've understood.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
You don't want to post that though, because then someone
from high school is going to come at you with
a multi people marketing scheme.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yes, so there's a bus baby in the making.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Boy, do I have a skin smoothie for you?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, get a fist stick up. Yeah, that is Today's
That's not what I meant.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
That is sell.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Little fourteen past seven. Next on the show, I'm going
to tell you why David A. Edinburgh is not happy
making David. It's not because you're polluting the atmosphere.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Me.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I washed my tin.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
Play Zim's fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
David Attenborough ninety eight years old, legitim. He's like he's
like Betty White right, like well, Dick Van Dyke, one
of these old celebrities like you.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Know, it's happened, and the queen you know what's going
to happen, and it happened, and it happened.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
You're bitty White died just before.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, well he's not dead.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
No, no, no, he won't die.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Well, Hayley, I've got news for you. Everybody. We won't
know everybody does I won't know. Well, he's ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
He's not dead, but he is pested and it's not
because the planet is being ruined by us human beings.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Do you the last few documentaries there at the end,
he's like please, like down the batrol. He's been like please,
if we don't do something now, listen to me. And
we're like, well, I want a plastic bottle.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
A BBC News segment on Sunday featured an AI recreation
of David Annenbrook famous.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
BBC did this. It was a news we were talking
about it that we're talking about it.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
It was a news article about AI voice and how
incredible it is now and they had two segments of
David Attenborough, one real and one AIK and it was incredible,
like you really couldn't tell the difference. In response, he
sent the following statement to BBC News. So he's done
like the BBC's he does in his home, they do

(34:15):
all their.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Shows, Yeah, all of his shows.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Having spent a lifetime trying to speak what I believe
to be the truth. I am profoundly disturbed to find
that these days my identity is being stolen by others,
and I greatly object to them using it to say
whatever they wish.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah, but like.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
How what does his contract say? Like if the BBC
owns all of these shows, can they just keep him
going for the next hundred.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Can plan on doing or were they just using him
as an example of how good Ai.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Has literally seventy odd years of examples of his voice.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
He's been doing these histories forever. He said every word
that there is to say, Yeah, I've got it all.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
There would be hours of his spoken word, like it
would be so easy. So who was the act of
the other day that said, you're definitely not using my
dead body when I know my likeness and body when
I die. Garla Johansen said that her voice is off limits.

(35:16):
She'll see anybody that does anything to do with her
mind of what the writer strikes are about.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
A lot of that was Ai going forward and what
they can use and stuff like that. Well, I've got
a clip here that I'm going to play you. I'm
going to need some I've got some music for you.
What what is this. This is planet Earth too. It's
called the planet Earth too sweet. Okay, So I'm going
to play you a clip of David Edinburgh and you've
got to tell me if this is real David Edinburgh

(35:43):
or if it's AI.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Just fifty five years ago, man ventured to the Moon,
not a woman, because back then they couldn't risk a
period in space. But for the very first time we
looked back at our own planet. Oh it looks so big, Ai.
The human population has more than doubled, and there's lots

(36:07):
of chippy packets in the rivers. Here we see two
incredible human specimens roaming the urban environment in New Zealand.
This male, known as a vorn and slender legs a
gruff looking bearded face on a solid muscular rig. He's acutie,
but don't be fooled. He loves chapel roone and can

(36:29):
take down a gazelle in an instant. The female, a Hayley,
is loud and boisterous, but incredibly beautiful and still looks
like she is in her very late twenties and definitely
doesn't need to go to Turkey for a boob job.
Great boobs. Yes, see, this is AI because the real
David Attenborough would never objectify a woman like that.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I was at the start. I was like, well, no,
this is my oh just typed in anything and it sounds.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Like okay, sorry, okay, that's so good and.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Obviously like it's a free version of the AI. So
the sound quality wasn't the best because when we're not paying.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
For the actual for it.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Oh my god, that's got all of his intonation. That
is exactly how David Edinburgh we talk about matatas.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Isn't that insane?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
That is wild.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
And that's for free, that's for free, that's free.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
She felt quite nice hearing Sir David Edinburgh, one of
the greatest human beings to ever walk this planet, mentioned
that I look like I am and he said, what
was his quote?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Very late, I spent my.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Entire life be true. Yeah, but then he did say
I am a truer thing. Being said that you look
in your late twin I look at my late twenties
with great tatars, extremely beautiful.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah he does. He's a man who speaks truth.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Plays Zim's fleshborne and hailey, ooh, it's beginning to look
a lot like Christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Thirty four days sixteen hours and twenty nine minutes away
from Christmas. I think we'll start with the fact that
it's just snowed in London.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yes, I saw so many friends putting up stories. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
The BBC's headline schools closed with warnings of more snow
and ice to come. London's Live Snow updates as temperatures
plummet some parts of the UK as low as minus
eight degrees already, Commuter chaos ensws.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
What's New York's temperature at the moment, because that's the
other winter you know, where you want it to be
snowy on Christmas?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah, New York fourteen degrees solsius. Okay, Bari, it's not
dropping Friday.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Might be Friday's going to be eight degrees in New York,
but it doesn't look like no snow, not like in
London town. That's lame American most because we're going to
be working through the twentieth you reckon, that's kind of
the front day most people will work up to.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
And then yeah, because the week seemed way too early.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Christmas in the middle of the week, Yeah, it's kind
of like, oh, just take a couple of days off
before Christmas and go Yeah, well, some reports of Christmas
sneaking on and what not even thinking and just stomping
and really with muddy boots even though you've got to
sign at the door.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Same please remember your boots. Do you know what? It's
Halloween is over and it is all go.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
You're talking about this that the Christmas levels felt a
bit slow to start, and we were like, it's because
of Halloween and the fact that Halloween even over here
has become quite Americanized.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
It's stepping up, like it's.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Really ramping up, and how we celebrate it, big parties
and generations, and then the likes.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
And even like Black Friday sales and stuff.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
I have not brought a single thing canct and to
you to you well, they haven't really started yet some
of them.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
No, I'll be waiting. No, but when is in black?
When is Thanksgiving in America? Next time?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
I've got lots of Black Friday sales in my email.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, twenty ninth to November, so it's not the Friday,
it's next Friday. But a lot of them are starting already, right,
and they just start earlier. So I guess that also
is the last bus stop before Christmas. But we have
had reports coming on in and came out Bethlehem. Now,
of course that's actually where Jesus was. That was where
Jesus was born and where Mary went and brought his

(40:17):
baby clothes on Aisle four. Yeah, I believe as if
you want to actually go to where Gingers born.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
I know.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Mary was like, well, I'm not going to buy expensive
design of things. He's just going to grow out of it.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
So far, she didn't find out the gender until birth. Yeah,
she didn't want to go too heavy on blues on paint.
She in quite neutchildren, yes, white, Yeah, until then she
would know the baby's gender and be able to buy
appropriate clothing.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
She's been traditional in makes sense, but came out Bethlehem.
We're playing Mariah carries all I want for Christmass.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
You over the loudspeakersh God, that's a bit much, and
have all of the usual displays up. A report from
Rachel that Flamingo Lovers is a Facebook group she belongs to. Okay, okay,
Flamengo Lover.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
And the Ornaments or the Animals.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Anything flamingos Okay, we just love it is it is
a Christmas Flamingo for your lawn decoration. Wearing a sandast
with lights with the right system. This looks to be
in America, though, So I do apologize to say I don't.
I don't believe we're gonna be able to get Christmas flamingos.
Flamingos at Auckland Zoo.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Going to freak flamingos pcres.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, they're real pins. The leagues don't look like they
should so thin, so thin.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
How do they has that big sort of rotund body
sit on top.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Someone I don't know went to the salt flats recently in
South America, and of course that's where the famous scene
from one of the Nature documentaries is where the flamingos
when it gets to the dry season they get crusty,
like effectively concrete anklets made of son the legs, and
they can't keep up with everybody, so they fall behind
them become garden ornaments.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, that's how they get.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
That's how we get flament, how we get They just
risen them.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
The salt sort of almost petrified.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, okay, it's own preserving you salt the flamingo.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah. Mandy sent in a Christmas recipe like a bit
of an new window.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah, did you selt the Flamingo. Last night, boy Boy.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Mandy sent in a recipe for fletch. It's a Lamington
Christmas wreath, Mandy, thank you. Yeah, look it's got It's
got lots of Lamington.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Lots of fake cream because you're a fake cream using
Lambington's and making them into a.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Circle by the Lambington's whip whip, put cream on top,
and put some fruit on top.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I lost strawberries and some Mintly you've seen that.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
To bev she should whip one of those up to
your mom, to your mother, if you got it on
your laptop, it's.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Just gonna be. He's got a Christmas request for your mother.
You send it to her.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
I'm not saying, hey, see me in you've already your
family won't celebrate on the twenty fifth of December because.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
You can't wake.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
We'll just have a little peak can make it. He
just needs to fly out before flights get expensive. Exactly
what he's going to hang.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Around the flight?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
It's a week of believe, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
It's five days.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Look, I'll you know what.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I'll be in charge of making the Christmas Lamington wreath,
great wreath, wreath, wreath, wreath circle Christmas, Christmas Lamington Circle wreath. Yeah,
and finally to let everybody know, and this is for
you more than anybody. Fletch the Farmer's Santa Parade is
happening this I know it's so loud. I'm thinking about

(43:26):
complaining to the council again this year. Finished by my
house and there and they've got balloons and yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
It's terrible. What's the weather looking like?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Hopefully Sunday weather, because didn't they cancel you that one years?
It was.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Sunday is going to have a top of nineteen degrees
fourteen and central.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I might come out and visit Auntie Hayley.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, it's going to be it's going to be cloudy,
so not too you know that you don't want that
on your sand to parade either. I will say as well.
A report of Christmas. They're craning in that and inmbling
that giant million dollar Christmas tree and next to the
big balls, it's gonna look amazing.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
I'm excited about that.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Also to add to the penetration again, every time we
do this, people are saying, where are the orphans?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Now know they died? Remember presumed did? Yeah? But I
think one hundred Christmas penetration could revive that. I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
We don't even know. We don't have confirmation or death certificates.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Well, with all of these reports, your body, I didn't
see your body did but there's nobody, there's no there's
no murder.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
We ask you, mister Fletcher, there's nobody.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
This is a deal.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, Well, with all that in mind, didn't right, No,
Christmas penetration is beginning to look a lot like twenty
three minutes away from eight.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Plays Fleshborne and Hailey play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Every year People magazine do the Sexiest Men Alive, Sexiest
Woman Alive. This year was John Kristinski. Yeah, remember that,
all the way from gym at the office to big
jacked guy in the gym. He is a cutie and
he's this year's sexiest man Alive. But on the list
was Benny Blanco, who dates Selena Gomez. Yes, is a writer,

(45:23):
a music producer and would not in general make my
Sexiest men Alive list.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Right, but you know there's someone for every someone for everyone.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
And a number of people were like, oh interesting, okay,
And I interviewed him and he was like, well, you
know what makes you the sexiest man alive? Or you
know part of this list, and he was like, you know,
chivalry is not dead. Tell you a partner, she's beautiful
and da da da da. And in this interview, he
revealed that he doesn't shower that often, like he.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Doesn't know how often is not often.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
He's like, I don't wash my hair that offer. He's
got long like he's got like tight curly here yep
here that I feel like should be.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Washed, like your fiance is the same curly. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and he'd always be washing that.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah, he washed it.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
He conditions it a lot because.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Dry oh okay, he's got splitty in it just gets well.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
He only gets one here cut of years, so that
the ends would be quite split. Okay, I think so
he conditions, but he does he washes it quite a lot.
He's a dirty boy, yeah, and he's always working. Isn't
always working in the end, you know, you get dirty.
But he says he doesn't wash. He doesn't believe in
always shampooing and conditioning. You're here, he said, I'm clean,
but I don't shower every day, sort of two to
three times every two to three days.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Everyone was like, is it when was an Ashton, Kutcher
and Medoness.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Did they come out and say they don't shower?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Was their kids? Oh that's right, don't wash. It's like
I think she washed the kids.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Yeah. So he was like, some people shower like two
three times a day. He was like, I think it's gross.
He said, when I walk past someone, I want them
to be a somewhat of an aroma. Is it? I
wanted to smell a little bit like man that's grotty
when he walks past.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Although maybe some people would like that.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Yeah, some people like it, But to smell of the
smell of a man, I'm not. I've never really been
drawn to human smells. I mean, I like a good perfume,
but yeah, just a pheromone. Yeah, yeah, it's not really
for me.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
People were calling him out on this grotty behavior. Yeah,
a little bit. I want to know if you have
dated someone even grottier with like terrible, maybe there was
terrible hiding or maybe they had like yuk a yuck bedroom.
Maybe they were just an are you.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Going to say dating or like met, because if you
met someone and they weren't brushing their teeth, you'd in that,
you wouldn't start dating them, You wouldn't start dating them.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Yeah, I think you have to have gone on a
date rather than just like, yeah, you met someone and
they had stinky breath. Maybe I think you've romantically pursued someone.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Do you think it's going to be all women saying
it's men or do you.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Girls?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Havy girls frequented men's bathrooms often because the cue is
never long. Yes, the women's bathrooms are always so much worse.
Grotty okay, no control over ourselves. It's disgusting. No, No,
then'll be grotty women out there.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Okay. So, whether it was a hook up or a date,
how grotty were they? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
How grotty was the person you were dating?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Maybe you had maybe you had a bit of a
renovation situation on your hands.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
You're like, look, if we're going to go forward, you're
going to have to start showering.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
We're going to get grooming, we're gonna get a pluck
and trimming. We're gonna get the earbuds and the ears
even though we know.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
It's bad, or maybe it was something you saw, you know,
some grotty behaviors and Grotty behavior. I'll wait one hundred
dollars at Emazon number. Give us a call now, Text
through nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
How the texts coming in? How Grotty was the person
you were dating? We want to know how Grotty was
the person that you were dating, because Bennie Blanco, who
is dating Selena Gomez, he he's made the Sexiest Man
Alive list, despite the fact that the show was every
sort of two to three days.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
That's mancy.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
I mean, remember when I didn't have a bathroom for
nine months, though the worst date it was five days.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
And it's not you.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
It's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
It was, I actually said, didn't we We said it
was pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
I was fresh as a daisy. I would give the
bits you.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Were flannel Reagan, good morning, Hi.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
How Grotty was the person that you were dating?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
So we worked on a gymnasium together.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
He was my manager and he would like maybe once
a fortnight.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Even though there's showers at the gym. Worked at a gym.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Yeah, it was a gymnastics gym.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Oh gymnastics gym. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Okay did he did he have a smell about him?
I was terrible? Yeah, Okay, it was just like, I
don't even think he believed. Sorry, really did you mention
it to did you ever say anything?

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (50:08):
And I honestly I'm not too sure why I really stayed, but.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
I'm trying wrecking my brain looking for reason. I think
we can only assume that he was gym hot bindy ride.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Thank you, Reagan.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
As some messages in we had a flat mat who
had his own bathroom but never ever had soap or
shampoo in it, which just sprints himself under the tag.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Interesting. That's not too bad on the growdy scale of things. No,
please don't call me.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
My ex husband would blow snot out of his nose
like rugby players, but inside the house, and.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
So shut up.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
No, I had a partner for one and a half
years and I had to beg him to brush his
teeth daily. He used to kiss me and I turn
around and say have you brushed your teeth? And then
say no, can you tell?

Speaker 7 (50:54):
So?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Of course I can tell. We're no longer together.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Yeah, that's so unattracted of having to remind some to
brush their teeth.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, my ex boyfriend said, grotty, I got scabies from him.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Relationship scabies once oh, you've had scaby No, I thought
I had them. I remember being like, oh my god,
it's scabies. And there was like a while where do
you get scabies? My friend got scabies from sleeping with
someone you can.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Get them from, Like can't you give them? Is it
skinned to skin or can you give them a mattresses
or maybe both?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Skinderson skin contact and less often sharing clothing or bedding
with a person.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Who was scabies. Yeah, yeah, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
It's a bit of a backpackers thing as well, have
like backpackers get scabies.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
It's like my friend slip with someone who had scabies
and she got scabies and he had to like lie
in like a milky bath and then like wash all
of her bed Like that's good.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Keep your texts coming in nine six nine six oh,
eight hundred dollars at them?

Speaker 4 (51:47):
How many was the person you were dating? A lot
of manky people out there, the amount of messages that
we can't read a.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Worn Yeah, how grotty was the person that you were seeing? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
My wife had an ex boyfriend who was a plumber
who wouldn't shower after work all the next morning and
still expect her to engage in indoor gardening. After I've
been playing with people's pursele No way, not all days
pose purses, mostly afternoons. Yeah, you know, so the purse
will still be fresh when he gets from what Do
you love having a shower after a long day?

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Especially?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Maybe not because you know plumbers are playing with water
all day. Do they want to go home and get
under it?

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
You know, this is the top text is the funniest
thing I've read in a long time.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
I'm not even there's so many. I'm still down the boa. Okay,
I'm at the top.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
My eggs got out of the My ex got out
of the shower and sat on the beard with white
sheets and just a towel around him. When he got
up off the bed, there was brown on the sheets
from his butt. We both saw it, but never spoke
about it.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Very grossy.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
The brown went through the towel or he wiped his No,
he must have like the tower must have come up
and he's put hiss. I just love that they both win.
Oh my god, and just never seen anything.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
My husband, who's a dairy farmer, can go five days
without showering and only brushes his teeth when he does shower.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
No, you gotta do you gotta change that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Once I was dating someone and it was going okay,
so I went back to his house for dinner. He
staid of removing lint from his belly button with a
kitchen knife.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
He never went back.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yuck. No.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I used to have to stand at the toilet and
watch my eggs until he had a clean wipe after
a poop.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Otherwise I keep finding huge skitties.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
What are you dating this attractive? What an apparent use?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
The man trial can't wipe his own bottom.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
When I'd hit him up about it, he'd say he
often just got boreder impatient with the wiping if it
was taking a while he needs.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Sometimes it's like wiping vivid.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Five ways. So runny.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I dated him for nearly three years, Still in the
shock to have it. That's so gross. My husband picks
his toenails and flicks on behind the couch. When I
do a big spring clean and pull the couch out,
there's always a huge pile.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Oh my god, that is unacceptable.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I dated a guy and his bedroom was full of
old containers of food and bottles of fizzy stacked up
on the floor. He didn't have a cloth, He didn't
have any clothes in the wardrobe.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
They were in a black plastic bag.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
He had a single bed with a douvet covet and
saucers from eating in beerd And I've never been to
his house and it was the only time. Pretty sure
he didn't brush teeth either. And I don't know why
I saw him as long as I did. That's like
a common three day I don't know why I saw
him as long as I did. Are we getting any
about females? Because I knew this would be all guys.

(54:42):
This girl I did didn't have a top sheet what
compared to others? Filthy but still grotty, grotny. No, but
that's a gin z thing. Ain't no top sheet.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I don't like.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
But that's the what of all these text and dated
text machine The grottiest text about a woman is that
she didn't have a top sheet.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
I used the data guy, who are you? What are
the pooman bit? And leaves skinnies on my sheets? What
is wrong?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I'm again? I know, I feel like I'm just constantly
apologizing for the male of the species, But I do
want to issue a huge apology to everybody who's ever
had to deal with one.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Um, there's so many genital base yeah that we cannot read.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Give that finger clean, will you? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
They're not cleaning the before you're indoor gardening.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
It was thirty two.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I'm going to sugarcoat it. Okay, he was thirty two.
I had to explain to him that thing needed cleaning.
He had never cleaned it when I showed him that
this is a female showing a male how to clean
his own ding dong dingy.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Before he was when she s.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
You're gonna pull back the cover, Yeah, you got to
open the bonnet. The bonnet, Yeah, played under the hook.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
You never never popped the bonnet.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Okayy Grotty, I'm really sorry we did.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
This shower play Zim's Fleshborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Why was producer Shannon crying on the viaduct in the
afternoon yesterday and approached by a number of people. She's
here to tell us.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Was it a bottomless crunch gone wrong?

Speaker 4 (56:33):
You want to be the only mid twenties woman crying
shoes move phone.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
No, I was in moderation yesterday.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Where we are every day we do actually every day
we celebrate.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
Yeah, No, my best friend is moving down south and
we had to say goodbye to each other yesterday. So
we decided to do it in public, thinking it was going.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
To be crying already. What do you mean downstir like
to Antarctica to Clinton?

Speaker 7 (57:02):
A place near Gore?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Jesus, when you're going to use Gore as the reference
point to what something's.

Speaker 7 (57:08):
Meaning, Like her nearest supermarket is going to be Gore.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Clinton, A place near Gore, a place near in the cargo. Yeah,
a place down south, a place down south.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
Away from me.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
But she's not like yeah, because when you see like
she's gone, I thought she Wasington or London.

Speaker 7 (57:26):
Honestly, it'd be easier to get to London than Clinton, I.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Think to be fear, you're probably right.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (57:31):
So no, we had to say goodbye, and this is
my best friend.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
There's a stay one between Clinton and Gore known as
the Presidential Highway because of Bill Clinton.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
And Al Gore. Even though Al Gore was never a president,
he ran for president.

Speaker 8 (57:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Yeah, he didn't get there, right, and it's probably the
only fun fact out of Clinton.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
So we decided to do it in public, thinking it
would really keep us together and it really didn't. We
cried multiple times while I a bar and like not
cute crying either, Like I love you to see her again.
I've got flights for January.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yeah, okay, so you're talk three at the time. And
does Gore have the internet? Does Clinton the Internet?

Speaker 7 (58:15):
I don't believe, so she might have a sundial?

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Right do you live far away from any of your
other friends.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
I've moved around the country before. It's just we've lived
with each other on and off for seven years. I'm
used to seeing her every day. Yeah, okay, okay, so
it just feels change.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Ask what takes a girl in her early twenties to
to Clinton.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
She's moving to be a farmer's wife kind of lobes.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Oh a reality show.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah, yeah, farmer wants a Clinton wife.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Brackets.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
It's near Gore brackets, brackets, it's Nearhcargo.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah, but no.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
Yeah, we were sobbing and multiple people came over bang,
like what something happened?

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Happened?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
What's wrong?

Speaker 4 (58:56):
And she's moving a nineteen minutes flight away.

Speaker 7 (59:01):
And so yeah, we just sat at this bar crying
and kept crying and crying, crying, and I was like, Okay, we.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Need to d the sun. She meet this farmer. Clinton
studied radio as well, and now he's going to be
a farmer.

Speaker 7 (59:12):
Yeah he's from there.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
This mean living your dream?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah, just wondering, right, So they know each other from
Tertory study and now presently the family farm she's going with.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Yeah, I would never move to Clinton for a farmer.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
But study radio would have neither.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
That you don't need.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
What if the farmer looked like Jesse Mola.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
I will then I shall be many milk, milk and
neck cow will be.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
There plays its flesh.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Shout out to our Clinton listeners.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Oh we got good mornings.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Yeah, so Many. We might be Clinton's preferred radio station.
We may be, we may be. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
So what's that now, Lesbians, Ri Lankan's and Clinton Clinton?

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Well, good more to you all. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Yesterday I just felt like when I cook, I always
like to watch something, but I don't want to invest
in a show, so I'll off and watch YouTube. And
I often go in these little trailer binges of like
upcoming movies I haven't heard.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Of, I'm not unaware of. I love doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
And I got on a spin and I shared a
few to the group, and then I want to talk
about one Bridget Jones Diary Part four. Now you know
it's not gonna be as good as the first and second.
It's okay, shut up, it's not for you, it's for us. Now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
It has Hugh.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Grant in it, yes, he makes it an appearance in
the film. And she ends up which is a kind
of a theme in films at the moment, with a
much younger guy because historically in Hollywood films, right like
the older man and he's a beautiful young woman and
we're dis supposed to believe it. Now it's the older
woman and the person in the film I think who
plays the love interest. He's the guy from White Lotus

(01:00:52):
the last season who takes her away, the blonde guy,
you know, the young actor, the young malector who's doing
all sorts, running schemes and is naughty. You need to
rewatch it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I can't remember that one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Yeah, anyway, the White Lotus and Greece, yeah, yeah, the last.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Season and Italy and he's serving me in the end,
he's serving the uncle giving it to the young crash guy.
Oh my god, behind his uncle helping out his uncle.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Trying to kill me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
There from trying to kill me and that's the only
thing I can remember from that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Anyway, I've loved Bridget Jones since it first came out.
I'm excited about that. When Win's that out, there must
be so very very soon.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Time for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Yeah, in time for Christmas. I know it was being
made until late last week. Now it's going to release, No, No, No.
Twenty five to twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Five feby thirteenth. There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
So the other film that then I got on my
little trailer burne as a film called Queer, which is
set in the nineteen fifties in Mexico City, and it
stars Daniel Craig is an American expat who becomes infetchuate
with a younger man and it's all about what it
was like to be gay in the nineteen fifties in
a conservative sort of environment and him discovering that about himself.

(01:02:08):
And apparently the performance that he gives is a muser.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Daniel Craigie, Daniel Craig is a great actor, is phenomenal.
He's a great bond.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
But he's shaken off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
You watch the Glass Onion and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Those are amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Now this one and then the trailer bine continued, this
one that got me so excited, called The Last show Girl.
As you know, pam Anderson's been everywhere at the moment,
like everywhere, and this is about a showgirl who has
been part of the same Las Vegas show. She's a
Las Vegas showgirl. That's her dream, you know, she's dreamed
it since she was a little girl. And it's coming

(01:02:43):
to an end of its thirty year run. And I
think it's a kind of like, you know, what's she
going to do with her life and what is it
all about? When she's been this thing for thirty years
And apparently they're saying that Pamela Anderson, who has been
very much underlocked for many years for numerous reasons, it's
give a performance of a lifetime what like oscaring, very raw, real,

(01:03:03):
you know, makeup free. She's kind of peeling back, shaking
off that. What's they watch emerge or the wire image?
Very excited for that. It's got Jamie Lee Curtison as well.
I'll watch anything she does. And now I want to
talk about this one, which is a limited series coming
to Netflix called Appleside of Vinegar, which is about the

(01:03:24):
Australian influencer wellness influencer who faked having a number of
cancers and healed it naturally.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
Do you want to tell me how this all started?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I was diagnosed with a stage four brain shimmer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
That was four years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
Human beings are full of anything. I was on a
quest to heal myself naturally. I flirted, seek out what's
raw and honest.

Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
We've built a beautiful community together.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Bring that Australian accent out it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I remember this happening. This girl, she pretended to have cancer.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
And she raised all this money. She was She developed
an audience of cancer patients who were looking to her
for advice, and she was like, I'm not doing chemo.
I'm having apple sided vinegar. I'm eating this salad, these
good of bowls. And then there's an iconic you have
to watch its sixty minutes interview with Tara Tara O'Brian

(01:04:25):
The Australia sixty minutes and one of the questions, which
is my favorite clip, is she's like, how old are
you Tara?

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
And then how old are you?

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Bell?

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
And Belle's like, I was raised to believe that. Now
how I was raised, I would be a twenty five
year old woman and Tara was just like, how old
are you. It's so good? So that doing that Australian
accent is Caitlin Diver from Dopezik and unbelievable and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Book smart, great actress.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
I assumed it was an Australian doing the Australian accent
because it was that just ye subtle. Do Australians appreciate
American actors or actresses doing their accent or do they
find it cringe like when someone tries a New Zealand
accent but hit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
The Australian accent is easier.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
It's easier, bigger, and they've been exposed to more of
it with like Steve the Crocodile Hunter and those crocodile
Dundee Australian.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Why don't know they try to do a Kiwi accent.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Elizabeth, I don't mean to be rude.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
I've never really.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Seen anyone now the New Zealand accent who's not any
so bad?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
It's been a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
So Elizabeth Banks made a New Zealand mini series I
guess called a Mistake about a doctor who made a
split split second decision and the patient died. She plays
a doctor and apparently the director said to it, like
you can do an English accent or whatever, and she
was like, no, I'm going to try and do the
New Zealand one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Okay, I'm a s You've out one of the biggest
movies coming to screens and movie cinemas in December, the
sixth of December.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Night, Bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
I'm so sorry, abous Night.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
So this is actually a movie starring Amy Adams, Academy
Award nominated.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Slash phenomenal actress, surely who she turns into a dog
at night at night.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
That's a female dog at night. She turns into a
dog at night. And the headline of the poster Unleash
the Beasts I forget in select cinemas. This in select
cinemas this December, So that'll be straight to Netflix. What
about Mowana Toots coming out? Yeah, the coming out, Craven

(01:06:47):
the Hunter. There's so much, so many good movies coming out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Play Ms Fletched Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Play Ms Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, day, day, do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Dude, I just wanted to make a cook adendum if
I may, yes to me Yesterday's Fact of the Day
about how the moon looks bigger on the horizon. But
when it's up in the sky, it's exactly the same size,
but you think it looks smaller.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Somebody messages in saying, did you know you can remove
the illusion of the moon looking that big if you
turn away from the moon, bend over and look back
at the Moon through your legs when your heads upside down.
I saw those ticks coming in and I was like, yeah,
and I googled it and it sounds like a track
to make you do that, to make you look stupid,
to make you look silly, and there's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Some grabs your button.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Yeah, the apparently it works. It's this thing, and no
one's quite sure why. There's a theory that it's flipping
it upside down so it stops the Earth being something
that you recognize as the Earth and closer to you,
but will remove the illusion of the moon looking really
really massive, how bizard or just by going upside down?

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Anyhow, today's BacT to the day I hear at moonweek
is about walking on the moon. Okay, what do you
think the time was from the first person walking on
the moon to the last person having walked on the moon?

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Yeah, how long a period was it between the first
and the last ages, but the ages will give me
a number ages number, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Thirty years, No, three and a half years, oh, three
and a half years between the first person walking on
the Moon.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
Yeah, Neil Armstrong, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
We haven't had someone up there for ages.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
We haven't had No.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
There's twelve people have walked on the Moon through the
entire history of it all, and the first one was
in nineteen sixty nine and the last one was at
the end of seventy two.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Why why have we not put people back there?

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
The cost of it, and also we've done it so like,
what's the point it got just.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
To be like I'm on the Moon again?

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
So apparently since nineteen seventy two, no one has either
landed on the Moon nor been in the lunar orbit,
so been in a craft that's just orbited around the Moon.
We've sent unmanned to g just got to the point
where you can send unmanned. But we don't want to
go back unwomaned on personed. No, I think we do.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Does it Trump that wants to go back to the
Moon quite badly? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
I would have dipped a toe on the moon just
to say.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
I've done it. Undone it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Yeah, So twelve people have walked on the moon in total,
the first of nineteen sixty nine in the last of
nineteen seventy two, so only three years between them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Fact of the day, Day Day, day day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Yeah, did.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Dude plays its flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
The impossible phone and topic. It's a topic that we
think is going to be quite impossible. Yes, but even
I don't know today, Like when it involves family drama,
there's always drama.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
So Liam Payne tragically died recently.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
They want his funeral so he has he not had
his funeral yet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Investigation and the investigation then getting at home and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Of course, of course it was there. How long ago
was that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
It feels like a month, but it's probably two weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
This time of year is just like flying by.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Yeah, when was it one month? Yeah, it's been a month.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Here's that It's been a month, sixteenth of October. Oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Yeah, slightly over a month. So the reason we're talking
about this is because very sad. But two, his mother
has come out saying that they don't want his old
his manager Roger Now's he's banned from the funeral, right
apparently because I mean again with it's all alleged, right,
but there's investigations into his death and how things all

(01:11:17):
kind of transpired, and he's being investigated in relation to it,
right allegedly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
There's obviously some bad blood there as well.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
Of course, like where were you? Where did you let
this happen? So he's been banned from the funeral, which
has ignited and asked the question were you banned from
the funeral and why? Or who was or who was banned?
Or did you have to ban someone from a funeral
and what was it all about?

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Like you have to ban dad's new girlfriend? You're not
coming from mum's funeral?

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Yeah, yeah, you're definitely. There would definitely be like drama
like that happening.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Yeah, and I just want to know the why because
it's such a dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Move or like do you reckon there'd be any siblings
at River or like family members that were banned from
their own families, Oh, they would be just because of
like falling out.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
So it's never really had any family drama worth speaking about.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Ban or do they say, Graham's died. Don't bother coming, Like,
I don't bother versus a band. No, we will only
accept you are not allowed. I'm not allowed, Like yeah,
not like it's a small thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Yeah, don't bother.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Don't show that. I don't think that counts.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
I want to be like, if you show up at
the door, you will not be allowed to Yes? And
why what was the family drama? Give us the gossh
my god?

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Like would you have to like get a red badge
security on the door? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Also like if you see a short woman with red hair,
keep her out? Yeah, don't let her right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Okay, Well has this ever happened? Do you know of
someone that was banned from a funeral? Did you have
to ban someone or were you banned yourself?

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Eight hundred dance at him as a number. You can
give us a call now tix through nine six nine
sex Who was banned from the funeral?

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
And why? Possible? Phone and topic.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Proving very possible today.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Well, there's always family drama. We want to know if
you or someone you know have been banned from a funeral.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Yes, Liampaign's family have decided to ban his manager because
he's been investigated as to you know, how this will happen.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Yeah, there's obviously some bad blood there and they don't
want him there at all. Now the funeral has been
confirmed for tomorrow UK time. It's going to happen, and
apparently all of the One Direction band members will be unattended.
Of course, it's a private burial ceremony taking place.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
I think that's nice. But can I just when I done,
I want to state funeral?

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
You don't Is that possible?

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
I don't know if that's a look at a light,
a light parade down the street, parade for like beloved
prime ministers and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Yeah, people more icons off, people ride up on the currency.

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
So now it's happening like tomorrow UK time. There's been
nearly five weeks since he died.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
That's yeah, big investigations, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Okay, Well the question, have you or someone you know
been Jesus banned from a funeral?

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
It's not impossible.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
The family drama Anonymous joins us anonymous, you were banned
from a funeral?

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:14:22):
I was, Yeah, why so? My daughter's father passed away
not long before she was born, and they didn't believe that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
He was the father and so they.

Speaker 8 (01:14:37):
Banded me from the funeral, and then obviously she was born.
They didn't believe I was pregnant as well, like they
thought that was a big you know, right, So they
banded me from the funeral. And then time came and
my beautiful daughter arrived, and they realized that one I
was pregnant, and then after the DNA test they realized
that too he was the father.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Well, and then did they want something to do with
you and your son?

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
No, we've had nothing to do with them. Then they
were born, and they also said they didn't want anything
to do with us because it just would not look
good for their family to have a child out of wedlock.
And I was like, well, you can't get any worse
than you're start not being here.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I mean, yeah, I would have thought they wanted to
have had a bit of him live on and be
a part of that. Only of course you would oh
my god.

Speaker 8 (01:15:31):
Yeah, But I mean I would put it down to
the fact that we are I hate to say it,
but we are of a different skin color, right, So yeah,
I think it came down to that in the end,
just starting in any way, But yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
That is wild.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Anonymous, Oh, yeah, to say goodbye at the funeral. You
also didn't get to say goodbye at the funeral.

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
No, And like we were this is a thing, right,
So it wasn't like a relationship of any soult. We
were just really good friends and then you know, here
and there and then the next thing happened. But you
know what I mean, like that we were we were fine.
So it was really disappointing. But you know, she's living
her best life now. I was just what a first house.
I'm a single mom and I worked her jobs done.

Speaker 9 (01:16:14):
She gets everything she wants.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
That's nice. Thank you for sharing.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Thank you for sharing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Indeed, amazing, not impossible, so many messages coming in Michelle.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
You are a funeral director.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Yes I am.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
How I'm going to say, you would.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Have some great stories. How often do people get banned
from funerals?

Speaker 9 (01:16:39):
More frequently than you would imagine. Quite a lot of
family contention kind of creeps in around that time, so
you can imagine that the funeral directors.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Yeah, I say, I've never seen like security on the
door of a funeral.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
So what do you do?

Speaker 9 (01:16:57):
Well, they just have to give us a description and
kind of say, you know, we don't want this person
here or not. But we can only do so much.
So we had one instance when a woman came in.
We're being told about her. We're a little bit concerned,
you know, kept our eye out. She rocks to the
front of the chapel and proceeded to profess her undying

(01:17:19):
love for the deceased and that they had been in
a relationship for twenty years and what his wife and
children and grandchildren were all sitting there watching on, like,
Oh my god, what hell do we do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
It's like a scene out of a movie or a TV,
you know, and you just kept standing there and you
can't stop, and you kin'd of go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
On the We don't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Curiously, I don't think we're going to be that. Hey,
well done.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
We'll hook you up with a fifty dollars met cafe vouncer.
Thanks mate to nas the week.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Keep you for drama Dale.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Oh my god, nine six nine sex Waite hundred dance
that he We'll get to more of these necks. Is
so many, there's so many. Wow, impossible phone and topic
right now though. Have you been banned from a wedding?
It is not impossible a funeral, It is not impossible.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Oh my God, the family trauma that has an undated
the symbox right now or it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Just why can't people just like just chill just for
a funeral.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Nothing's chill about a funeral, though.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Like, come and pay your respects, no drama, and then leave.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Do you know I talk to my mum the other
day because they're doing you know, you got to write
it down, to write it down, what you want to
happen to you. My man doesn't want one. Chuck me
in a hole, she says.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
I couldn't agree more. Yeah, I don't. I'm not a
fan of them. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
I want people to be absolutely weeping.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Naw. I love a live funeral, like people that know
they're about to die party and everyone's hear it. Yeah,
that's great.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
We should do one for you soon, sure, Yeah, just
you know, fast and loose, you never know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Yeah, and thinking about going parent gliding.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Yeah, well we'll do a lion for you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Just maybe insurance, get my kids names on that payout
and yeah, let's check some more names on that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Yeah. Less the people that will benefit greatly. These are crazy,
some of these stories.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Somebody messaged and do you remember how I told you
guys about my uncle Uncle Jared that got run over
by a laundry truck. Remember that I found him A
vague memory of Uncle Jared's. Well he had been a resident,
and is yeah, he had been a resident in an institution.
Then they say, can you say that? Can you say
do you call them that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
How many years?

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
So other than you know, so other than us. His
funeral was like a scene out of one floor over
the cuckoo's nest, like a lot of people who had
also been in the institution with them, all guests still
in their home clothes, relates. We said to the person,
maybe limit their number of people you'll brain just because

(01:20:05):
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Still a funeral. So just a light band there, Yeah,
But they didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
There wasn't they bought everybody there was people like doing loud, weird,
haunting laughter all through the funeral, a movie, people pulling
their own hair out. The minister thought it was some
sort of joke and then realized that Uncle Jared had
spent quite a bit of time in asylum.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Do not say that's a facility.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's facility, but you know, still a bin.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
I don't even know. I don't even a living a facility.
I think an institution or a facility. Yes, added institution,
so we've removed the words bin from there. My ex
husband was banned from my father's students. They didn't want
him there because they cheated on me. Moment while my
dad was dying from a brain tremor.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Oh my god, Oh, never a good time to cheat,
but I'd probably put that in much five worse times
the chant one yeah, dying of a brain shurmer m
one of my family members was banned from a great
grandma's funeral as his children and his mum and their
mum wanted to attend. A few years ago, he had
ran away with a much younger woman to live in
Dubai without telling any of his family. Oh last week

(01:21:18):
Free Lifestyle was him trying to get back into the
country for the funeral, but he was arrested trying to
leave to buy for money laundering, and no one's heard
from him since.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
That was twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Oh my god. We didn't ban my uncle, but we
probably should have because he's highly emotional but also the
black sheep of the family. He leaped into the coffin
on top of his mother, my grandmother, by god whaling.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Lift nothing lit I didn't get to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
My grandfather's funeral. I was well, let know one that
I was not going to be welcome. My family conspiracy theorists.
They think university ruined my brain. They called me the
family black sheep. They believe dinosaurs are completely pretend the
world is two thousand years old and from the imagine
where he has been infected by education. There but facts. Yeah,
so I can see why they wouldn't want that. My

(01:22:08):
cousins were banned from my nana's funeral because a few
months earlier they saw my Auntie at the supermarket and
she slapped one of them, because of course she did,
and then they proceeded to have a big scrap at
the supermarket. So when Nana passed away, Auntie decided not
to tell anybody that Nana had died and had a
secret funeral.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Why are we gone? Did you reckon?

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
The slap was over the New World stickers. Give me
the stickers, Auntie, and she's like, no, you give me
the sticks. Auntie got the last lot of bananas that
were actually ready to eat. Yeah, not like still so
so green.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
There's quite a lot of people not allowed to go
because the wife of the father who's died doesn't want
their kids to know about them, you know, like dad
had a child. Okay, it's like, oh, you can't come
because my kids don't actually know about you, so we'll
just keep you away.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
My auntie contacted me and see, you're banned from attending
granddad's funeral.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
That you can't stop me and I went anyway. You
don't know a word on why they were banned.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
My wife was banned from my father's funeral, and I
found out two days before when the evil stepmother told me, oh,
well you can't if it's a current wife.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
You can't ban a current wife from funeral.

Speaker 7 (01:23:19):
Can you know?

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
When the thoughts are I feel like banning someone like
in my will putting in X is not allowed to attend,
Like this person is not allowed to attend, even if
I love them, because it will just make them think
for the rest of their life, like what did I do?

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Imagine being like like note Vaughan Smith not to attend.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
But I feel like something like Vaughan who doesn't have
you know, you wouldn't be anxious about that for the
rest of your life.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Club sandwiches, you do like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Sparag you know I have saucy roles and I'll have
a Sparagra.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
Carrot sticks stop at a funeral.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Yeap, My mum will do a cobb life with the
dippy carrots. Tom makes me there's no funeral, my funeral.
You're not invited.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Noays wondering why na sandwiches, It's got to be sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
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So I would assume if you've listened all this way through,
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Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
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