Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 21st November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleshborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletchfawn and Hailey. Happy Thursday.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
We've got some treats in this show. Just looking ahead.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, we're going to plan. But I can give your
mum's name today. I see it's there's a bit of
a twist. So I hope you've got your psychic ability
switched on today. Well, it was a dud last time.
Maybe I've got a sort of a block and was
out of your own head. A real loss for you
last night was well.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Kirsty and it was Kristen.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I said Kristen and it was no, I said cursed
and it was cursed. D Yeah, and it was cursy
by birth, never cursed in Well, get your psychic ability
warmed up. Yeah, we're going to play bit. I can
give you mum same this morning, just after the news
at eight o'clock.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Can you have you got your what are you wearing
birkenstocks today?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Earth? Do some Earth? I took them off last time
and they well there you go. Of course the top
sex coming up. Yeah, Gordon Ramsey has said he doesn't
order soup of the day because you don't want to
waste the What do you go soup for? Yeah, it's
wasting gut space. You're wasting really precious gut space. Your thirsty,

(01:22):
have a drink, drink if the meal? Yeah, so I
want the top six things. I don't order a restaurants either.
Why doesn't he order the soup though the gut space
because he said, it's trying to just all old stuff
that was left over. That's what you do. Are you
kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
If I'm doing fridge fridge scrap soup? Yeah, you know,
make it, make a soupy. Make him make a soup easy. Well,
that's that's a good good advice from Gordon Ramsey.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Top six aren't coming up next on the show. It
turns out that a lot of the links you're getting
sent online people aren't reading. Oh, for god's sake, you're
saying that.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
What you're saying is that we're just reading headlines and
just sharing blindly.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
It turns out that may be the case. It's been
a study done on this. We'll share the results next.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Play z MS, Fleashborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's been a huge study done at the Facebook posts
that people share, thirty five million of them have been analyzed.
These are posts that have been shared over a three
year period, shares without claques as a study name. Now,
I do this, but only if it's a funny headline.
And I know you guys will laugh at the headline,

(02:35):
and again you probably won't read the story either.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
So it's people sharing articles they haven't even clicked.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
So of the thirty five million that were shared that
were forwarded, seventy five percent are not read or opened
by the person sending it. Yeah, and it's worse for
extreme content. Seventy six to eighty two percent of extreme
content isn't read by the person before they share its headline.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, it'll be like alarmist materials as well. Right, you
got to read this and you're like, you haven't even
wrapped your head around it.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
For me, it's either if I send you guys articles,
it's either news stories about something interesting that we've been
talking about, or goss or you what a great.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
News website that I love getting articles from The Onion
and I always so blown away by the journalism.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's brilliant, interesting stuff that they uncover. It's unreal. But
it's just if it's a funny headline, I'll send it.
Like you guys aren't reading the story either, are you?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I ain't going no time.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, it's not a story, it's a headline.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I feel like this would happen a lot, probably especially
with the election. The American election just gone right. There
would be such a big thing and sharing things like
article about this and you haven't read it.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Maybe some boomers sending some links. Yeah we love that. Yeah,
the same people that share a Facebook link to win
a Range Rover and all even just put the color.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, take a friend. Your mom's still
doing that. Nah, she doesn't do anything on Facebook apart
from like pictures of the grandkids. Now that's a coming. Well, nice,
nice hijack my happy birthday posts to people that we

(04:07):
both know. Yeah, hey, heavy birthday. I hope it's a
great day. I hope you're well. Good luck enter and
then I'll get a notification. Chrisine Smith is also commented,
and then it'll bit like yes, happy birthday from mean
and I as well. It's saving your time. Also cute
Still Facebook birthday harm a great guy? What can he's
still doing that? I've done. They've moved to messages. I

(04:29):
put people a message on their birthday now saying hey,
happy birthday, buddy.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Right, yeah, the post because I just went on my
Facebook to try and see the last thing I shared
on there, because I don't really use it anymore, and
it was my birthday like a month ago, and forty
friends posting your timeline.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Now, back in the day it used to be up
there used to be over one hundred. That would have
been like poor numbers. Yeah, I know back in the day,
and I didn't even read these. I've just seen them now.
I just don't use it. It's open all the time.
Haily Jane, Hailey Jane. I raised you better than this.
Those people were you a happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I have missed out on messages like happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Hayley,
Happy Birthday, HBD, Happy Birthday, ive H Happy Birthday.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Probably waiting for a reply all.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
The time people have put into this miss happy birthday,
you happiest of birthdays, Happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
You've really missed out on some read this quality messages
from people are a photop of you and them. Do
you know what they used to all the time? Lack
noo on Facebook. Now nobody cares nothing. This is well,
just before you send a link, maybe just check it,
just read it. I got an HB HJ Happy Birthday.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, that's a nice anchrony Fledgeborn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I think I have a subject for the next Sunday
Night Montana Theater. I don't know if that's the thing.
Anything not do Sunday Night Theater. Stop playing with Sorry,
what are you doing? Hailey was like running her hands
down her bristacles. Okay, it was a big maple stroke.
It just got hard.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
And at the end of that song, I was itching
my back really nicely and it seemed to shelter my body.
And when nipples went hard and I just touched them.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Okay, we're not fondling. I was just I thought it was.
I already mentioned of Sunday Night Montana the such as yourself,
it would dream of having a job New Zealand and
their fun. Well, I do apologize. What do you think
a good television star? Okay, a subject would be Nigel Richards.
He's a New Zealander. He's the same New Zealander that

(06:39):
in twenty fifteen won the French Scrabble Championship. Not speaking
French whatsoever, but memorizing in three months three hundred and
sixty thousand French was okay, is it? Do you have
to get due lingo and get hypnotized or something? Yeah,
you do remember that I did it memory relating to
a denoting mental images having unusual vividness and detail, as

(07:02):
if actually visible. So he basically just reads and can
I need dictionary? I need that for my Spanish dure lingo.
You'd need to see it. Now. Is he autistic? He's
never confirmed from what I can see. I've done a
little bit of a bit of a research on him,
and he's never come out and see.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yes, because I I watched a documentary about idead memory
and it was a British kid that I could see
could draws.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
And they flew him over Barcelona and then he drew
it what so and he had autism. Yeah, I watched
that was a documentary about people with savant autism where
they couldn't you know, their social function was Barcelona is
an incredible city from amazing Yeah. Yeah, the whole thing
was about to right. And it was a woman who
listened they found a piece of music she'd never heard before. Yeah,

(08:00):
and they played it to a white song song. Cisco,
I think it might have been a classical.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Excuse excuse me, Cisco. The thong song is a classical song.
You're right, actually Beethoven Cisco.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, it's got that orchestra bit at the start, quite right. Yeah,
and yeah, okay, a bigger pardon. Sten Stephen Wiltshow was
a savant autistic artist who drew Barcelona on a thirteen
foot canvas after one single how he copped a flight
over the city.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Because his brain could like see it and retain it,
and then he just drew in great detail, like buildings,
like the how they all looked and everything.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, so that's New Zealand, goy. So wait a minute,
I haven't talked about The woman was the example. They
played like eight minute piece of concert piano extended Cisco
Thong song version. She never heard it before, and then
she sat down and replicated it by air on a piano,
never having heard it. Let me see that. Yeah, that

(09:00):
would have been incredible.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
That's amazing. Would she would word for word note for no.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
And so this key we guy has what something similar
because he's got the memory. So his history is in
two thousand and seventy, won the World Scrabble Championship. Yeah.
Two thousand and eight, he won the US National Scrabble Championship.
Two thousand and nine, he was the runner up in
the US Nationals. Oh, he would have been disappointed. He won. Yeah,
he won five of the thirty one matches. But apparently

(09:27):
this guy got to kill a word scorer and oh
years enough, eleven World Scrable champs again against an Australian.
So that feels good. Twenty twelve through to twenty fifteen
when he won the two thousand and fifteen French World
Scrabble Championship after two months of studying French. Didn't speak
frenchhips what did you think? He just scanned a French dictionary.

(09:49):
He just read the diction. It looks nice, long words
and like Dowel. And so he's done the same. Now
for Spanish for he Now he's do it for Spanish. Oh,
my readable, isn't it. What's his name? Nigel? Nigel Richards?
Well well done, Nigel. He's fifty six or fifty seven
question mark on his Wikipedia Okay, he was born on

(10:10):
christ Juts, New Zealand, and he's got two passions, scrabble
and bike.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Riding, great passion, something physical, something mental.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Keeps them going love. Wow. I know what the word
score for Cisco would be, well, word score if you've
got the Q on a triple letter score and then
the whole word at least a double Q value. In scrabble,
it's ten. It's ten because it's a Q. I play

(10:39):
scrabble a lot, Q and Z both ten. You play
scrabble a lot, but you've never won. X is eight.
I've even even won even in English, even beat. This
is only one, is only one. All the vowels are one.
There is only one terrible word. J and X are eight.
They're great. So it's fourteen. The Q on a triple
word score thirty, so you kind of an X ray

(11:03):
double it.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
We're looking at an eighty eight word there. If you're
on a double good on the board, isn't it eighteens?
Names and scrabbled though, so there was a waste of.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Time eighteen past six. You can use names when we
play Yeah, how words and swear words.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Play m s flitchforne and Hailey, silly little pool.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that stool, silly pottle silly.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Still a little pole.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
If you're an op shop shopper, that's me washing op
shop clothes before wearing. I've never even purchased like second
hand clothes off trade me or marketplace, but I'd imagine
you give it a you'd always give it a wash.
Last time I got a shirt, like a kind of
a summer shirt, Yeah, from an op shop, I claim
I washed it.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
I do you know, for about like ten years, I
reckon I only wore op shop clothes because I wanted
I got into fashion, but I didn't have any money.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Wellington, so Wellington.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
But I liked clothes, but couldn't afford the clothes I liked,
so I'd always got to save mark. And sometimes if
I was going out on a Friday and Saturday night
and I found something cute, that thing ain't getting washed,
perfume dowse in that thing, and I'm going out in
Susan's old frock. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
But some yeah, unless it was one of those good
days in Wellington where the sun was shining and you
get it washed and dried and the winter. Do you know,
Sometimes you see and I know these people that would
be unfortunate enough that they would have to But some
people might there are undies at op shops sometimes. Okay,
I watched that just bras I've purchased. Okay, but you're
washing those right at least?

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, you wash, You definitely wash your undergarments. But I've
purchased brass because bras are expensive. And then you've seen
like you've seen it, like a nice bloody al McPherson
there in your size.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Came out do cheap ones that are good? Right? They
actually do? Are they good? I don't.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
I haven't worn a came up bra, but I think
they're good. Maybe not if you're hefty in the tatas.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Is al McPherson still name and knickers?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Well, no, it was Heidi Klum. Heidi Klumb took over
the al mcphearsome brand, did she?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
So it was the same UNDI al McPherson intimate that
they well you're gone, yeah right, al mcpherst and body.
I want to drop dot com. How much it gets,
like a cut tidy Clumb must be a lot because
she's much to do for the design of it. Just
how much she gets, because you know she can afford
some incredible Halloween costumes every year.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I know it's some incredible cosmetic work.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
But she doesn't have to buy as many fish anymore. Yeah,
she doesn't. Got rid of the seal.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
For him.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Must read the headlines, Tom, But it's all right, don't
worry about it. Like I appreciated that it's tickled you
great on Facebook and the excitement and that's where we
have our so little pile results reloading just un momento.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Do you want me to give the stats and you
can read the Slilo pole washing op shop clothes before
wearing eighty percent years always right? You maynkey, I'm mayne
most of the time. Twelve percent. I'd sit in that category. Yep,
nah six percent?

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh wow nah, hang it up?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Said it to the wash rotation that dirty depending on
the place, depends on the kind of wash, whether it's
part of a huge just sort of spirits or individual
individually No I said industrial, No I said individually if
they've been individually washed.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Jamaican people like to have sex in Wow. Wow canceled
Wow No not cares celebrated. I'm going to a Jamaican reson.
I'm going to that Jamaican rig on Fridays, and I
think you should go to be like I have a
joke for you, not us. Jamericans have to sex.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Hey, remember last time we talked about the Jamaican accent,
I clarified that white people can be Jamaicans the accent.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, all right, some comments. That's a great joke for
that's thank you, better than the seal joke. Well, I'm
here for I'll go good joke. Yeah, you know it's
more than one joke on the show today. Yeah, I
actually had a six twenty five. Yeah after a roaring.
You've done too, It's brilliant. Renee says, Oh my god,

(15:28):
scabies gott to be the hottest of hot washes first always.
But what if what you're purchasing isn't not hot washable yet? Sequence, Oh,
you can get that stuff you pour and like you
add it to the wash to kellle the germ scabies. Yeah,
would that be yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, antibacteria like we used to use it for gym
clothes if they get a.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Bit ranked Yeah, okay, so there you go, Renee, you
don't always have to hot wash, yeah, because they smell
a bit funky. No hate, but they do, they do.
They might have been balled up with other clothes for
a while. The air out. Now I bought some clothes
for a themed party on the day of the party,
so no time to wash them. My husband and I
ended up with scabies. Never doing that again Now, I

(16:08):
wash all secondhand clothes hot as soon as I get
home and jump on the hot shower after a trip
to the shop. Shop.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Have I not ever had scabies after years? Have just
rocking up in some dead man's jacket?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah? I think scabies is too cold to survive. And well,
lest I measure the time if her husband had cheated
on her and contracted scabies sexually the shop clothes, Yes,
that's my conspiracy.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
But how the hell did you get scabies? Who've been
rubbing up again shop clothes?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
The dead man walk? How do you get gone a
rare clothes? I didn't wash the undies yeah yeah, and
then on shirts, Yes, got the ship from I put
on the undays and it touched me individually, individually. Catherine
says you should wash all new clothes, regardless of her
secondhand or new. Oh shush, who's doing that? Straight off

(16:59):
the rack? And if you know, the one I don't
understand is when people buy news sheets and they don't
wash those, you're gonna fluff you got a soft anti dryer,
but new sheets, they're a little finish off in the dry.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
You can dry on the line, but give the teat
in the dry. Yeah, it gives it a soften Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Brittany says, no. Ninety percent of the time I'm buying
clothes to put straight on and often spilled someone on
the outfit before going out. So right, uh, Semi said, yes,
always wash because someone could have died in that with
scabies too, dying with scabies. I like the smells is Allie,
and I know that's rank, but there's a classic shop
smell that I find comfident. I know the smell, the mustiness,

(17:39):
like a smell of grain and pomps.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah it's not dirty because yeah, it's like a Yeah,
it's unique.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Georgie said, if it's touching my skin, I wash it
straight away. Otherwise, if it's like a jacket, I'll just
put it straight on. Yeah. I try to being a
last minute girley, sometimes I'm buying something for that very evening,
said Anna. A bit of Hailey influenced there. When you're
a poor backpacker, it's a no, you're buying those clothes
because you disrectly need them. Immediately that is a little dead.

(18:10):
M's fledged Vaughn and Haley. Harry Sells is back with
the mustache and there's a bit of a mullet. Got
it's a bit yeah, I don't. It's a pit bogan.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
I'm like, I lean towards it and then I look away.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
I'm not sure where I stand on it. Also the
carriage that was carrying the anyway, stay tuned.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
For that because we'll update you with everything that's happened
overnight there.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Right now though fashion news. As you know, fashion is
my passion. Though today i'd say my outfits are six okay,
just you know that chucked it on.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Let's just do this.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah, every day I actually tried, just tried your method
of grab grab bottom.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yep, wear it, sneaker wear it.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Nothing much else and come to work. Left me feeling
a little bit flat.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
So Fletcher's technique is grab top grab bottom. Yeah right,
you should treat some you should try it.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Grab top grab bottom, could go just birkenstocks. It's a
summer classic bottom of today. Toes need a dressing. I'm
I've if we're talking fashion, we are talking fashion.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I've taken on board the fact that you guys are
like because we only literally come to work in this
T shirt and then go home and take it off
and either gym or get changed something and start pottering
around the farm. Lit. Yeah, I'm wearing shirts sometimes now.
If I give them the sniff test and if they
find it with them two days, yes, your shirt will
last longer. That's out that I'm wearing.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
I water.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
I wore out to my gigs last night. Oh no,
I did eight minutes twice and.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Then went home. It's good saving saving water, saving the
washing machine, saving the world. Plumber at our has and
he said, I think you've got a pump leet. Your
pump keeps turning on every ten to fifteen minutes. I said,
oh no, no, no, I live with three females. While
you're experiencing now, is the dishwasher being on, the washing machine,
been on the shower, everything. And I was like, that's
just that's how much water we use. And they love

(20:06):
their water and they're you know, three liter water bottles.
But we're talking footwear because, as you know, sort of
sometimes ugly is the fashion. Yeah, if you think about
like ugly lumpy jumpers or capris came back, or even birkenstocks.
For a while, we're seeing these weird like backpacking sandals.

(20:27):
Now they're fashion.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
And then the ugly sort of dad trainer was the thing,
the new balance five thirties, the added s sambas.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Everyone was like this is the shoe of the seas.
And a shoe shop the other day and there's still
heaps of those new balances. I know, did that lock yep?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Well, you know it's a trickle down effect because this
is coming straight from Milan in London times and it'll
reach us soon. So we're still on the ugly train
of vibe.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Where were you know?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
The dad lock for sneens, sneakers and jeans. You love
this lock fletch you not as much. You have vorn
new love thenees and the long boardies, long boardies, a
high sock tube, sock tube song, a couple of stripes, jean.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
You do your jeans and you are more of a
jeans and bootsky. I put some non boot shoe on
the other day and I was just like this feels weird.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah, light yeah, because you were a workingman's boot. Well,
replacing the dad shoe, the dad sneaker I hate to
say it, guys, it's the boat shoe sho.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I've been through a couple of boat shoe renaissance periods
and I've never done, never cave to it. It's a
smelly shoe because you can't wear a sock with it. Yes,
you sock here an invisible, so shameful.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
What kind of boat shoes are we? So they're calling
it the ultimate ugly shoe. And when I say they
it's vogue. Okay, So we listen. Okay, people like Emma Chamberlain,
who is a massive fashion influencer.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
She's wearing it. Boat shoes.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
You're talking, you're kind of brown, lace up loafer, nineties.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Dad's got a white sock and a long blue skirt.
I've seen people wearing those.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
And here's a fashion queenie on the streets of Paris
right out for oversized jumper.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
And I've seen a lot of these recently, and I
just I can't get on board.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
I can't either. But you know, you say these things,
and we are slower at these things. You say it,
you're like, oh my god, that's awful, and then suddenly.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Like because everyone's wearing them, and your brain gets warped.
How styley.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
I'll be.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Boat shoes.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I'll say it now, you'll stay in your et knees.
Some of my DC skate shoes. How to style boat shoes.
This is from Vogue themselves. These are seen everywhere at
New York Fashion Week, pairing them with a high neck
and a length black dress. So we've got sort of
a turtle ankle length black dress. Or other people are

(23:06):
wearing them with slip skirts, baggy trousers and hotpants.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Don't realize you're wearing the loose fitting, loose.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Linens like we're a boat. We're in a boat going
to you know, Lake Como or something.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Price wise, you can go to Rod and Gun and
get a pair of Gordon's Bay boat shoes for one
hundred and fifty nine dollars. That's reasonable alternate to the
fatally yeah Timberland man saying that right, I think alternatively. Okay, sorry,
m is it another Jamaican word? No, no, no, it's
a medical term. Again, you're talking to a qualified doctor. Okay.

(23:40):
Timberlands do a boat shoe for two hundred and eighty
dollars from Timberlands, okay, or hush Puppies do one for
ninety nine dollars or numer one shoe Wearhouse.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
If you wanted to go designer and go Mew mew.
If you're talking fashion, Mew mew. They are doing one
for fourteen hundred dollars just to look like a dick.
Unless you're on a boat. The only exceptable to be
a place to be.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
No one is on a boat wearing these.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
No, we're wearing flippers, or we've got beer feet right
on a boat.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Feet to captain my pilot, my vehicle. My worst deed
is in a pair of flippers. Great pair of flippers.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Play ms Fletch Vrawn and Haley play Ms flesh one
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
From the Bustling z M think tank.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
This is the top six, just behind the scenes. As
if we don't have enough on our own plates Hailey
nine our planning renovations of flinchers.

Speaker 8 (24:32):
We want to escape.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
It's so much shit to do. You want to ruin.
I'll come around and do that in our own projects.
To spend your money. Yeah, ah good and Ramsey as
far back as twenty seventeen, so he will not order
soup of the day. Can you do a good Gordon?
I can't even think what he sounds like he will
talk and talks. No, that's terrible. There was oh, just

(24:59):
yowling saying. So he's come out and said it again.
It's like a hard rule for him because he said
a lot of the time places are just putting the
stuff they don't use the night or the day before
into the suit. It's a great use, yeah, and not waste.
But we do with leftovers at home. You go somewhere
and pay for food, and you love going somewhere for

(25:20):
an Asian soup and you just see that there's this giant,
continually boiling pot of broth. I hope it's been there
for a week. It's better. Yeah, and it's just a
slow summ of the entire time. It's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I need to make my Chinese soup. I make a
good Chinese sort of like hot sour soup soup.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, real winter, I can't do it in summer shadows
always let's go get a pur I'm like, it's thirty
four degrees outside, not time for at four. I will
go for Vietnamese and the heat though, you get your
fresh Vietnamese. Nice's beautiful. Now we're talking. Gordon Rams will

(26:00):
not order souper the day Here are the top sex
things I won't order at a restaurant. Number sex on
the less bottled beer if it's not coming out of
the tap. I don't want a bottle beer at a restaurant.
I have that at home, you know. I want to
add of a dry I want to even if it's
a beer I don't particularly like. If it's the only
thing on tap, I'm going to get the tap beer.
I want to pint. I want to tap beer. It
taste better. Okay, I'm out, Yeah, I'm out. If I

(26:20):
want a bottle of beer, I'll drink one at home.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
That's a good point. And the work when they get
a bottle of beer at a restaurant and drink it
straight from the bottle. At least pour it in the
glass to give the feeling like we're out. Oh yeah, yeah, okay.
Number five on the list of the top sex things
I won't to order at a restaurant salad anything really. Oh,
someplace doing some good salads out there. Yeah, But if
they're doing a good salad, they're probably going to do
a bit of something else. Bit of steak, yeah, or

(26:45):
a bit a big chicken thing. Number four on the
lest of the top sex things. Chicken, thig, chicken. I'll
get the big chicken thing. It's like big Jager me.
Anytime I go out anywhere, I'll just get the chicken thing. Yeah, yeah,
chicken on the menu, I'll get the big chicken thing.
How many sizes this is the chicken? Come in? Well,
we've got the smallest check. Okay, I don't want to
hear about that, the other end of the scale of

(27:07):
the big chicken berg. Number four on the lest of
the top six things I don't order at a restaurant
me personally, calamari, Oh you don't like it. I've never
been a huge fan. But then I listened to a
few podcasts about octopuses, and I have not watched my
optipus because I don't think I could handle it to
rock your world. Because they're a fascinating creature. They might

(27:28):
have been my top five. I can always about that documentary.
Now you need to watch that documentary. It's weird as
all happened. It's so weird, but it's a beautiful film.
Number three on the list of the top six things
I don't order at a restaurant the second cheapest bottle
of wine. We learned this years ago. The second cheaper
jeppest bottle of wine is the cheapest and often the worst.

(27:48):
But they know that you don't want to look cheap
by ordering the cheapest, so you're going to go for
the second cheapest. Yeah, but it is often the cheapest
by five. What if they now know that you know
about that, so the third cheapest is now the cheapest.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Well the reverse psychology, reverse psychology does.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah, well I will teach them. I'm gonna buy the
most expensive bottle. Haha, you taught them, ha ha ha.
I think when they win either way, Yeah, they got
you there. Number two on the list of the top
six things I don't order at a restaurant. I feel
at steak. Now you might be thinking of you love
your stay. I love mistakes, but I feel it you're

(28:24):
always You're like y'all. Get the eye fell it forty
dollars and it comes out and it's a medallion. I
know Scotch has better value for money. And in my
humble opinion, a tasty a piece of meat okay, and
don't you dare get it cooked anything more than medium rare.
And if you can trust the place, ask for rare.
You're not passionate about many things, but that's one of them.

(28:44):
Yes to me meat when I'm paying for it. It's
so disappointing when you go out for a steak and
it's not as good as a steak you could have
had a home. Oh yeah, that hurts my feelings. Yeah,
and I feel it. There's always a let down because
it's so tiny.

Speaker 10 (28:55):
Shame.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Go for a Scotch. It's just better. It taste bitter.
If you can get a bottle extended on aat run,
if there's a bonut option, keep going. Leave the bonutt
show on the bone. Number one on the list of
the tell six things. I don't order a restaurants pasta?
What are you a child? Where we can make that
at home? We are at a restaurant. What if you're
an Italian place? Ordering pasta at.

Speaker 9 (29:17):
A restaurant as an adult is the equivalent of ordering
chicken nuggets when you're a kid. Everywhere they go, God
damn it, I'm paying thirteen dollars for the equivalent of
chicken nuggets and we could have had it home for two.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Dollars for chicken nugget. Dad's angry run another bottle of beer?
What was on tap? That is the day's subset play
z MS fleshed One and Haley.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Believe the Children of the future in a thing called love,
I can fly. No, no, no, we don't believe we
can fly anymore. Okay, No, I believe producer Cartwhen has
a very important legal question that she's decided to bring
to her her guardians, her guiders in life.

Speaker 11 (30:03):
Yeah, yeah, my agony aunts your inspiration.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
I don't think I think we're going to need some
listeners to help answer this question. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
Look, if there are any police officers listening, maybe leave me.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Good morning, good morning to them. What have you done?

Speaker 11 (30:20):
It's man, I've seen a number of videos across my
tech talk page at the moment about hanging things from
your rear view mirror.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Ah, like some fluffy dice. Yes, it's key classic, isn't it?
Fluffy dice?

Speaker 11 (30:36):
And like every basic girly has a little jelly bean
air freshener, I have one. I have a couple of
little disco balls that hang from.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
My situations, the birds and the orchard.

Speaker 11 (30:52):
No, no, they it creates like a little disco pattern
in my car when I'm driving.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
That sounds clear because I just ordered member for Vorn,
bighearted James, and I three Borat air freshners from Timo.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
That's very nice exactly.

Speaker 11 (31:09):
But now I've seen across my TikTok maybe like four
or five times now, Girley saying, Hey, I just got
pulled over and told off for my jelly bean air freshner.
Take them down before you get a fine of like
what she said, like three or four hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Was this in New Zealand though?

Speaker 11 (31:23):
Yeah, because it's apparently like technically blocking your vision.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
It does.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Nah, the jelly bean is chiming in. Do you know
how your eyes adjust that you can't see your nose?

Speaker 11 (31:36):
Yeah, but you're not conscious.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Of it until someone says, do you know you can
always see your no jelly belly? You have to have
a giant nose of the police are pulling you over
because that was obscuring your view. How you're going to
check your periphery? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (31:52):
So, like I'm wondering, is it illegal? And should I
be taking this down? Because I want my car to
smell nice? She did I have matching one?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah? She gave me a just balls it's good fun.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I should have ordered you guys a couple of boats.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Funny it's quite cool.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
It's quite cool. Are you sure it's super relevant and funny?
Surely this isn't a thing, because there's lots of like
blind spots and cars your nose, it's one of them.
You're not in my honking inherited nose. It's definitely one
of them.

Speaker 11 (32:22):
But also, how am I supposed to keep my car
stelling nice? I never heard of this is a thing
because also like dangly, air freshers have been around four forever,
Like when you buy a new car, they come with
one in there.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
But now ear freshers have moved to more like clip
on the bins. Yeah, I use the choir. I used
the air one with a little bit of nice discs.
Love wax discs, don't they I do have.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I don't know if it is. I think it's just
a fragrance. It's a soy it's a soy wax. Disuse it.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Yeah, and it's at it, Yes, lovely.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Turned on your hate just perhaps it's not wax, but
it is. Rewind the clock. Only moments ago you were
swearing on the Bible, were in the Bible. It was solid.
It was a soy wax. I think it's a solid
disc of smell. I think a smell, but what's it

(33:21):
made of? Like a soy sort of a wax. It's
not a sayer bean, so absolutely silly bean. Come on now,
I think the disco ball is the issue here, But what.

Speaker 11 (33:37):
I'm thinking is like these air fresheners have existed for forever,
so if this was an issue, surely we would ban
them from the shelves.

Speaker 9 (33:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I remember where back in the day, I had a
stick around my front windscreen that went across the top
and the police pulled it over and measured it with
a tape. Likely take it off. A windscreen is stickers,
AI sees.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Hanging items from your rear view mirror is not explicitly
prohibited in New Zealand, but it can be dangerous only
to penalties if it is obstructing your view.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
So I think if you were taking the mac and
you had like a giant disco balls or just multiple
things of things hanging from the aquas.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Rosary beads, you see a lott of rosary beads hung
from the rare mirror sometimes.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
And like you'll be on a bus in South America
and there will be a big Jesus wobbling one of
those Jesus.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Do you think it's okay because half of my back
wind shield is stickers and then I've got a disco ball,
about three air fresheners and a fluffy rabbit hanging from mine.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, that's a lot, a lot.

Speaker 10 (34:45):
I've got the engine light on, so you want to
change blind So your problem best that you just wore
I do walk to work.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Did the stickers on the back of your car? Say,
just keep distance from me because I'm legally like.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
I should check a learner played up at your distance,
I'm going rogan.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah. My parent as a police officer, and he said, yes,
there is a ticket for obstruction of view, but most
air freshers would be fine. It would depending how big
they were, right, or if they saw you, like do
something that indicated you had an obstruction of view, but
out in front of.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Somebody else, Like if your whole dashboard was covering a
big plush soft.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Toys and this was yeah, then that would be and
a beaded curtain.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
He sort of pulled partlet and a girl Yeah yeah, yeah,
but she's life sized.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, that would too much. Ill think of clearing it up.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Play Zim's Fletchborn and Hale.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Extremely sad, isn't it that Liam Payne deceased in such
a horrible way? And that was like five weeks ago
that that happened, and his funeral was yesterday. What was Wednesday,
London like while we were sleeping while we slept?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Oh beautiful, a gorgeous churn.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
So it was at St Mary's Church and Emma Amersham
and it was a private funeral, so relatively small.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Although the one thing that I saw it I was like, huh,
I did it? Just feels I didn't.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Imagine this was that his coffin as it arrived, was
pulled in a horse drawn carriage like a quite a
royal looking, very British couplets a man in a top hat?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Is it a very British thing to do?

Speaker 12 (36:31):
Like?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Is that an option? It just that he was a celebrity,
that that's definitely celebrity.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
It was just very old fashioned a horse drawn carriage.
But anyway, that's how we how his body arrived. They
had floral wreaths on the top, one saying daddy, one
saying son, because he was both of those things. And
there was another floral arrangement that was of a bowling
ball and some pins, and I apparently loved bowling. He

(36:59):
loved bowling of the ten pin bowling.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Of course, it's a machine. Noise jams, it's always jamming,
machine aloys jamming and always resetting the pins. I just
think bowling is so with some of the animations when
you got like a strike or a spear's so row game.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
So of course all of the one direction is were
there Harry Zane Lewis and Niall Horn And yes we
did mention before that. Harry Styles is rocking a very
stylized mullet and quite a thick starsh.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, it's it's a look, it's that's our review.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
His girlfriend, Kate Cassidy, she was there. Obviously it was
very sad event. Everyone was looking very solemn. And what's
his name, Simon Cowe was there with his I was
wondering if Simon Cowell would be there. Yeah, rock and
a just everyone was in black, which is very traditional,
which I feel like a New Zealand we've we've kind
of moved away from that quite very traditional looking funeral

(38:05):
in a very old fashioned London British church, horse and carriage.
Everyone in black. Simon Kallan A turtleneck was about a jacket,
which always makes me think it's a nice look, but god,
you'd sweat.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
So it was it a huge funeral or because I
just thought it was family and like, no, it was
relatively small.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
I actually don't know the final numbers, but it was
very it was small, like it was not you know,
it was more than forty but less than one hundred. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
They were kepting it low key, like arriving a horse drunk. Yeah,
and they just wanted to were.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Like fans outside, Yeah they were, but they were being
kept at bay and I think that they were apparently
they were being quite respectful.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
But still turning out. So that's a bit march. I mean,
I know you're a fan, but come on.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I know, and you're just going this it's it is
a spectacle, a guess, because it's such a moment in history,
right and yeah, a big generation. But you for this family,
this is really devastating. They've lost a son and a
father and a partner and all these things.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
So you're really sad.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
And not a great amount of details from inside, And
I think that's how they wanted it was because it
was kept so private and and there you go. He's
been laid to rest finally. And then and with all
the investigating that's been happening over the last five weeks,
I think that's ongoing. Like that's why we talked to
yesterday about the fact that his manager was not invited

(39:28):
and was told from the family don't turn up because
he's been investigated into like facilitating drugs or all sorts
of things.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Play ms fletched, Vaughn and Hailey play z ms fletched Onorn.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
And Hailey TikTok trend.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
I'm just here for the selfie now apparently there is
a and Vaughn, I just heard you pronounce it off
here and I think you did such an exquisite job,
and we get you to say it.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
My exquisite Italian.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Excuse it because there was a place in Italy that
used to be a hidden gym and has blown up
people traveling there because there's a great selfie that you
can take and they take.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
It into a mirror, right, and the mirror reflects the
entire fresco, which is the painting on painting. Oh, cheisa
di santi gizono di la lorio God, your Italian is flawless.
It's rarely coming along beautiful language to uo say, gratzy, graty.
I was in actually in Italy, fortunate enough to be

(40:28):
in Italy for about eight or nine ten days this
year as was and that was like the local thank you.
Actually that just really took me right back. I don't
do the accent anymore. Yeah, okay, right, wow, bon people
are going or I mean, obviously it's different if you
live in Europe or the UK or whatever. It's actually
fly negative ten dollars to get there. But people are

(40:50):
going just out of their way to this tiny town
just for a photo.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
You got to think though, like from the time I
started traveling when I was like sixteen till now, like
the social media has become such a major thing and
sharing all these are great curated photos of your life,
so of course more people are traveling to these idyllic
things just to get the snap. And there's like key
snaps that people get, like of this location doing this thing.

(41:16):
Our lame version used to be pushing the Tower of
Pisa like this.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
People are still people are still doing that.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Yeah, but that was the that was the key photo
that if you went to Pisa, you get that fire where.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
You stand far away from the Eiffel Tower. Pin to
be here. I really understood because it's funny because you're
holding the whole.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Look how massive I am, how tiny the tower?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Hoot? I do like the pictures on the salt flats
when people do that yeah, ah yeah, where one person's
close to one person.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Yeah, but those are sort of like now they feel
a bit bloody, tacky and old. And now all the
younger generation of TikTokers and whatnot, they're getting these really awesome,
cool photos.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
But it is it's confronting when you go to these places.
Is because you see the lines people line up to
take these photos and it's quite sad. You're just like,
oh yeah, part of what are we here for? We
have an adventure, We're here to just get the pick. Anyway, Look,
we've all been guilty of it.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
You know.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
You've you've maybe you've planned a nice drip. You're like,
we have to go to this one spot. It'll creak
out there today.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
It doesn't even need to be going to Europe or overseas.
It's like cool waterfall hikes in New Zealand or like god, yeah,
that the lookout point that looks over New chums. Now,
I see so many people.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Especially young women, who look miserable, hiking their ass across
those rocks to get to New Charms just to get
up there to take a photo.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Them turn around and go hide. Yeah, Roy's peak. Just
at a wonka yep, and tell me everybody's walking up there.
No one's happy looking up the road.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Well, this is what we want to know. Where did
you travel just to get the perk? Because I don't know,
I feel like people would go out of their way,
especially for things like Instagram, to.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Be like, did you go all the way to Balley
just to get a photo on a swing?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Yeah, we've got swings in New Zealand not the same,
not the same. I've got to go to Barley and
get the Barley swing.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
I mean, I'm definitely guilty of I've seen photos on
Instagram and be like that would be a cool place
to go. Yeah, but I'm not going just to get
that photo, or even to get that photo.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
I'm just saying kind of art you kind of are
you're taking a little day trip, Yeah, really to get
the photo. If you don't get the photo, you'd be disappointed.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah, okay, well wherever it is, if it's in New Zealand.
It was a great spot or overseas. Give us a call,
oh eight hundred times at em you can text her
in nine six nine six Where did you travel just
for the picture?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Play z m's Fletchphne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
We would like to know where you traveled just to
get the picture. Apparently a lot of people doing this
on TikTok. I'm just here for the selfie, is the comment.
And one in particular is this mirror in a church
of just said this San di Ganzio delola nil perfect
nailed at where you take a photo in the mirror

(43:58):
and then you see the whole alfresco and it's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Yeah. Do you find though traveling around? You see when
town's try to make an Instagram bait thing like big
letters but the big leaders are all a bit wonky
and there's no view behind the big letters. It's hazy.
I can see what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Yeah, yeah, everywhere, it's like everywhere in Bali there's the
famous Barley swing where you get the photo but then
you've got it Barley now and everywhere's.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Got its southeast as just got at that. If something
becomes a photo everybody's like, well, we'll make our one
photo frames swing photo frames, swings leaders. Yeah, we're being
instagram baited everywhere we travel. Now, Charlotte, where did you
go just for the photo? Charlotte, good morning? Where did

(44:48):
you go just for the photo? Morning?

Speaker 7 (44:50):
We went up to Cape Brianger from Cuddy Cuddy Peninula,
which is it's still like a two and a half
hour drive from the Cutter Cudy Peninsula. Yeah, for a wedding,
and didn't kind of realize how far away it was.
Managed to go up and back to pay of the
wedding and then an hour.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
To get ready before the service just for the photo.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
Yeah, it's a lighthouse and that the you know, the
seas clashing beautiful, it.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Is always, I mean, it's a long drive up there.
It's so much better than anything. And then you also
have to you you wouldn't have had time to go
on the sand dunes. You can you can rent the
boogie boys that afternoon. But yeah, so you but you
were like, well, we can't go back now because we

(45:39):
have to get the photo.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
Yeah exactly, and you kind of yeah, got like a
pole pie on the way up, and it was it
was delicious.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Three minutes.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Did you get rush at the wedding as a result,
like kind of rushed here, just shoving in a bun, went.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
For a swim at the beach before we went in
This beach in my hair.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
For me, so beautiful into waves. Nice Charlotte, Thank you anonymous?
Where did you go just for the photo?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (46:07):
I'm actually now I just panicked.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
In a safe that we're all feel like a long.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Long time listener, first time called.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Before.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
I just felt, what do you? But we do give
people the chance to be anonymous because sometimes they have
a nice, juicy story like cheated or.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
I just thought my kids would be shamed.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Oh no, you know what, shame on them. They should
be ashamed of themselves for ever being shamed.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
They should be like, man, I've got to call call
me exactly.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, yeah, Now, now, where did you go just for
the photo?

Speaker 5 (46:43):
So my partner and I drove across America and into
to every welcome to sign just to get our picture
with it, like welcome to Texas, welcome to.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Welcome to Las Vegas. Oh my god, amazing, Wow you'd
have that? That would be cool.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Yeah, we are still in the camera and the phone
we've never done anything with them.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
You'll find that's.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
You take.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
I'd love to see this again and you'll never look
at it again. You need to get now.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
You need to get one of those like grid photo
frames that holds like twenty photos, print them out and
then put them all on, or a.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Digital photo frame that just shut shuffles through them, all rotates.
See that's what your kids ned to get you for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
The thing is, we just looked like a couple of
old boomers chyinga didn't know how to take selfies. So
it's all about.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Command. It makes them even better, it does. Were doing
towns or just states when you're in.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
States, No, well I don't know the difference in America.
So it was just whatever sign we came.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
To and when you saw it did Was there a
favorite that you pulled up to?

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Probably we cheated on one. You had to walk up
a big lot of stairs to get to it, but
they had a smaller one at the bottom, So we
just used that.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
America America, you're a woman.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
It was thirty three degrees and we.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Thought stuff that mel Thank you very much for calling anytime.
Justin you actually ran a photo a place that was
be loved by instagrammers.

Speaker 12 (48:20):
Yeah, so we had a food truck and we were
down on Wellington, so I didn't actually personally travel anywhere,
but we had a huge line for this instagrammable cookie
cone ice.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Cream right and ice cream?

Speaker 12 (48:36):
Yeah, and it was basically this girl had waited in
line for over an hour, got the cone, took a
photo for Instagram, didn't even taste or even licked the
ice cream, and it went straight in the bin.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Shut up, my god, people traveling, I like to get
to the food truck and then waiting in line just
to cone up to what the Wellington coastline just themselves,
just themselves themselves with your She was by herself. Yeah, right,
so she's gonna selfie with the again. We will reiterate

(49:13):
the cookie coned ice cream yum yum, and then and
then dumped it.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
Right.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Was this a regular No, No, it was.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
It was a limited edition things right.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
So that that's the what you do.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
You can create a viral moment, get people to take
photos of it, but afterwards eat the damn thing.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Else. The next kid in the line, yeah, oh my god,
I hate I hate that. Oh yeah, that's so we
could have eaten that I know justin thank you. Some
messages in somebody said we were in Turkey and I
asked my partner to take a slight detour to see
the white terraces at Pooh mcaulay, which ultimately caused us

(49:56):
eight hours extra driving. No one was happy at me.
But I've looked at these these terraces and they're just amazing. Yeah,
what I imagine how pink and whites were like before
it's had a weirder and the late eighteen hundreds a
pink and white terror. Nobody knows when you post that
photo that there was eight hours of driving behind it exactly.
They're just so lucky. Yeah, you're like, we had such

(50:18):
a huge fight in the car. Actually sums up the
Grand Canyon really. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the same thing.
It's like holl in here.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Somebody who watched a Bollywood movie fell in love with
the northern part of India, so life and limb to
get some epic shots. Pinterest also sent me on a
mission to get a picture of this cool tree up
the hills in North India Gray Memories. Though it does
look beautiful in the north of India.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, I'd love to do a trip around India.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I'm Shelley message and if someone dares say the top
of the mounta, I'm absolutely done. They don't need to
say it because it's so well established. They went up
there for the first But you see some people struggling
up the mount and you're like, they're only doing it
for this photo.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
And then to do a cute little phot would be
like fitness on holiday.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
And their mood has instantly changed and they're like it
wasn't that good? Someone said Glen Orky in front of
the little shed y. It says Glenn Orky on it.
Everybody goes out for the photo and they're like, oh,
not too much else happens out heretiful though, What about.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
The Church of the Good Ship and take a pore?
How many Catholics are actually going?

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Is that a Catholic turn? I think so?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Okay, yeah I should in the Anglican I've been to
a Catholic wedding in there.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Oh okay, it's amazing. Traveled to the Wit Sundays and
spend a fortune because I wanted a picture at white
Haven Beach. I have to sing it all over Instagram.
Oh yeah here messaged in first time text that didn't
way across Europe for seven weeks, went to Santorini just
to get a photo in front of those three beautiful
bluetop buildings, along with a million other people. That's what
she said, A great photo. About. What you don't see

(51:48):
is the line, the twenty minute line of everybody else
saying exactly the same photo. And when everybody takes more
than one, I was taking their time. We've running. The
line starts like yea saying you've got to be with
that friend that's good at taking photos, which me, it's
our end.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Someone said, hiked my ass up to the old part
of the Great Wall of China.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Of course nearly killed me, but the photo was worth it.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Then went as fast as they could on the wobbliest
of legs because we had a bus that we couldn't
mess all the way down to where the luge was
to ride that down, and I couldn't walk for days afterwards,
put a luge from.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
The Great to escape the How they got escape? Have
you not seen Milan? But did they have to buy
a three pass or a yeahs unless they were part
of the Chinese National Army right, and they had a
sort of a as many times as you want to
way the Mongolian horns ride anyway. Travel had been around

(52:40):
that long, yeah, forever. Traveled to rot this island for
a self with a Quaker. Oh that is Co've been
there and again. I went there because of the Quakers.
But that's the reason anyone goes. It's beautiful though.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Went to pp And Thailand, Thailand famous beach from the
movie called the Beach.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
But it's rubbish now, isn't it. Well they closed it
for years trashed. Were peaking one start of the walk
at three am for that sunrise. Peck got their own time.
No lines. A shame. I don't have an Instagram husband, though,
because the photos are for good arrows. Yeah, you've got
to take one of them angles. You've got to take

(53:17):
one of them and then show them to make it
the same. But then then they can't the side or
put me here.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Don't boom you see the photos of the fingers of
doom pinching in. Don't zoom, dude, you do a digital zoom.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Later on sort of a crop situation. I drove three
hours from the Isle of Sky to Lockness in Scotland
just to get a photo at the lock village those
who have been before. Yes, very well aware there's not
much there and the monster won't pop out and also
no monster play dead.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
MS Fletch Vaughn and Hailey play MS fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yesterday. You may remember I talked about on the Era
on the podcast that I went to my daughters school
and gave an inspirational speak of both.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I think we talked about on the year that you
were inspiring young people.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Yeah. Yeah, they're doing a unit this term on creating content,
but not like they're not content more content creators. Is
everyone going to be one? That's an aspect of it,
but it's not just like hey guys, yeah, to take
a pip. Yeah, so that there's some of the Kauds
are in blogs and vlogs and starting off with Drunk

(54:24):
Elephon Concealer cartoons and comic books and stuff like that,
and so they organs a trip to come in here
to work.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
We create content. We're creating content right now.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Now, Yeah, creating content about kids, creating content content content
that's metaburbs. So they told me they were going to
be in here at eleven thirty, So we had some
stuff after work. But then you guys left. Okay, well
we were entitled to leave, and I stayed on. Wow,
I stayed on and you know, showed them around the

(54:58):
studio here, showed them what all the bones did you do?
What the buttons are? I know what the buttons start?
Shennon and Carwan Shannon And how when you witnessed Vorn
showing the youth around yesterday? What how was that? Oh?
It was so fun.

Speaker 11 (55:12):
It was so cute to watch Fore and be like, look,
this is me touching buttons. He doesn't do that.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I don't know you had a log in. No, I
didn't ever log in. Flitch just left his logged in,
like operating. It's unlike me to be just left logged on.
I'm imagining your pastors past word one saying out loud,
what's wrong with you? That's one? Three?

Speaker 11 (55:36):
Yeah, I will say it was kind of all good
because I was the podcast and I normally played out loud,
and I was like, well, I can't be doing this
in front of the children.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Years old on the podcast and the corner here if
you've recently tuned in, we've got a corner of the
studio a couple of years. It's the go if your
South corner and sign, and as I walked in leading
this parade of children, I was like, flick that down
because spelled.

Speaker 11 (56:00):
You know what's worse, Yeah, you know what's worse is
actually when those children first went into the Zidium office,
we received some male.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Yesterday didn't maybe we did from a mega store and
I had.

Speaker 11 (56:11):
Taken some of that to the office. Girl, is you
know sharing his caring? None of us had thought to
move that before the children win in, so someone had
to quickly shove that. Ye shove that away.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
My work bag was open as they came in here,
so that was that was fun.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
They saw what you took home. But it was so cute.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
The kids were the same hid as the table, and
so I was trying to show the parents what they
looked like on camera, and you couldn't really see them.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
It was so cute. Did Vaughan have any inspirational words?

Speaker 11 (56:37):
They had him with some pretty hard questions.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
One of these use like, how do you make words
work for you? How do you answer that.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Work for you?

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Kind of question? Is the make words work for you?
I said, you know, on the radio, we've got to
maybe choose the words we use a little bit more
wisely than if I was just having a conversation with
some friends where I might swear.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Did you give them an example of how the three
of us talk off air?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
I didn't, but one of the people in the group
was my daughter who has heard us speak off here
and then her speak on air, so she got a
test to the contrast. Yeah, it slight change.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
See if you see if you can notice it.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
And then so, how do you make your words work
for you? I said that, And then I said, and also,
you know, like sometimes don't bother using big words because
you'll just lose people. And then what was the other kid?
What do you hope to achieve every time you start talking?
What's your intention? What's your intention? Every questions what is
their intention? I said, to make people lask to entertain. Yeah,

(57:36):
that's hopefully what that people are enjoying. We just used
to ask, like celebrity guests or like people that came
in to speak to us, like how much they got paid?
How much you get paid? Do you remember I remember
a kid like drag over the coals. I guess lest
someone be like, how about are you earning?

Speaker 10 (57:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:54):
This one care that intermediate I always remember. He would
always ask, and we always knew it was coming. And
how much money do you make?

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Funny, that's a valid question. As a kid, though, you
are like, what do you make a silly job like this?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah? After school, I want to earn a job to
make lots of money to eat Lola's. Yeah, they just
want to Okay, Well at broadcast in school, so I
was out of high school. I was in tertiary education.
I asked the guest of the first Connant with the Ladies,
and boy did I get in trouble with the ladies.
Is that the reason you got into radio? No, not
the reason I got into to get into the girls?

(58:29):
But I said he was just charming and a good
looking dude. And I was just like, man, hands up, yep.
I was like, yeah, you colling it with the ladies.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Play Zidim's Fleshborne and hey, you on the phone.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Better can guess your mom's name, but I can guess
your mom's name is back, Lauren joins us. Good morning, Lauren,
good morning. Team formal ask you five questions about your
mum and then have fifteen seconds to try and guess
her name. That's how it works. And in a game. First,
I believe you got too mums?

Speaker 12 (59:01):
Yes, I do so.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Okay. So normally if we guess mum's name, the bonus
round fires off and then we get dad's name.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
But with two moms, we do. You want to pick
a mum for the first round.

Speaker 11 (59:13):
You can guess my biological mum.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Okay, okay, right, the woman from whence you were birthed,
the woman from the who womb thou sproutest right now?
Because you have guessed it and bonus rounds, it has
happened that you've gets mum and dad's name. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Yeah, you're gonna have in there or something. You're gonna
have all these mum's names at the ready. If you
get them too, the bonus you get into.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
The bonus round. I'm excited for this. This is the
first time ever. Okay, so my first question, but you've
got a earth thing. He's just sorry, Lauren. Do you
want to get a hum from Lauren? Might get a
hum from your Lauren if you could sure hold on
you start old joint? Shall I hum?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
That felt good? Okay, So you're now connected to I
believe the psychic worlds? Yeah, okay, great, we say in
Latin gorgeous, the language of psychics. What is mum's age?
Mum is fifty two, fifty two young, nineteen.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Be a Jennifer, could have been a teenage pregnancy. It
could be a Tina, could be a TENA could be
nineteen seventy two.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Am I right and the mats right there? Forty two?
Rachel fifty two, Rachel Rachel feels off for something like
Rachel Rachel che Nicola Nicola. No, but Nichola Nicola Wallas
is forty Yeah, she's one's age. We all lost our minds,
remember that. Yeah, when we.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Stopped, because it is still deeply offensive for Nicola, we
were at how.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Young she is? Yeah, No, I'm just because she's a
competent authority, authorityarian, authoritarian, Michelle. We are moving into Michelle territory. Yeah,
I'd also put a checky zena name being Louise, or
at least a middle name being Luise.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
You don't want to ask Jane Lawrence being gay? Are
you leaning towards a gay name or do you think, oh, what.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Names can be gay?

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Now?

Speaker 11 (01:01:24):
That's not very modern of you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
No, no, thee some gay names go on? Then dare
you try Bron? Bron's not a lesbian Bron. I mean
there's probably lesbian called Bron. Probably straight. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
When you see Sina, we think Xena, we think you know, gay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Icon Yeah yeah, ye Donna. Again, that's not a gay name.
I'm just going with names. I don't see it. I
don't see. Don't get me wrong. I praise, but I
don't see. Yeah. Have we just stumbled across that inspirational quine?
I praise, but I don't see. I believe I'm talking
about lesbians. The calendar is already locked off. I'm talking

(01:02:13):
about Okay, that's already loped off. Check that on next
year's calendar. Julian there, Julie, Julian there. Okay, who's mum's
favorite celebrity? Sorry, my mum's favorite musical artist?

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Oh? She she listens to a lot of Nora Jones.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
This is one of the lesbians love people, and you
love Nora Jones. I love of the lesbian community. Born Andrea.
I have no idea interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Nor d I is still making music. Yeah, I think so, mum,
But Lauren does Mum like the classic Nora?

Speaker 13 (01:02:56):
Yeah, like the CBS we had in the car growing up, Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Nour dinner. I don't know why that I've changed the
capital letters. I was writing in a mix of upper
for the spirit tells you you don't know what's happened here?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
You do it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Do I have a Susan yet, because that's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Going on below someone's texting, surely a Tracy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
I don't have a Tracy under list. I'm happy to
put it there, Tracy, Yeah, do it? Okay? Next question,
and what are mom's siblings names? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
So she's got two brothers, Roger and oh.

Speaker 13 (01:03:34):
Okay, she's got a sister called Ainsley.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Ainsley interest Ellen, No, but not of course he's that
throwing you are back because you've got quite traditional and
as different. Isn't it spicy? It has mysella much.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Roger's classic as well. So yeah, Nana and Papa.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Were I don't know. It's kind of came to me there.
I don't have a.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Pauler Kim Kim, Oh yeah, that's yeah, that's that vintage too.
It's that vintage in the fifties. Now Kim's in their fifties.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
The next question, born, I don't see I see Kim,
and I don't want to be caught up by saying
Kimberley if she's not Kimberly one thing, Kimberly's okay, mum's
celebrity crush. Oh, Jennifer ganah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Ver, Jennifer Gannah's had great arms from.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Daytime for ever, so sensible. Yeah, is that what turned mum?
Do you think it was? There was a straw that
broke the camera's back.

Speaker 10 (01:04:53):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Maybe it certainly helped that, right it didn't, hind I didn't.
Absolutely all of us are in love with Jennifer Garner
and her arms and alias might go and Malky, mail
Sir and mail an e, Melissa and Melanie great good? Um,
what a name's there? Walk fast? And finally, what kind

(01:05:19):
of car does mum drive?

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Mom doesn't drive a cart, drives a motor bike?

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Oh how does she get you? I mean, you sound
old enough to have your own way of getting around?
But oh no, no, she used to have a jeep
Cherokee jeep back in the day. Yeah, has moved and
moved on. All the signs were there? Were they? Yeah?

(01:05:47):
The signs is great? Okay, bringing to mind, what's that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
I think Tracy is fitting right in there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I can imagine a Tracy on It feels like I'm
in the room. It feels I'm to go to the
next page. It feels like a Rochelle. It feels like
all you've got a Rachel, but we didn't have a Rochelle.
Follow follow this tether beautiful stuff. Yeah, Jack, what are
you feeling? Suezan But it's something she wouldn't go by,

(01:06:15):
Sue because that wouldn't be you know, right right, Janine?
You can I can see Jeanine on a motorbike. I
can see our friend of the show, Gillian's on a motorbike.
Can you chuck a Kathy in there?

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Because my friend who's gay his mum who wasn't gay,
but she rode a motorcycle. So there's two sort of
links there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Kathy, I've got a Catherine. No, it's got to be okay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
I think Kathy's good. Kathy's on her bike.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Listen to that. What's there? Kathy coming on the bike. Okay.
Lauren Vaughn now has fifteen seconds to try and give
your mum's name. If you hear your mum's name, you're out. Stop.
That's my mum's name, Vaughn. Your time starts now. Rachel, Nicola,
Michelle is Joet. We just waste so much time. Nicholas,
Nicholas second name. Amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
So wait, so the last ten minutes or so you've
just been sat there going this is just all such
a waste of.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Time stereotypes, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Yeah, okay, I think it was the hum of the earth. Yeah,
you really well. I know it's we're not allowed to
ask a question, but I want I want to ask,
if we've already said other mum's name, what are the
rules new game energy? You have now triggered the bonus round,
the bonous round. Will you're on the phone, I have

(01:07:38):
a go. I guess and yep, other mum's name. You're
really good, really good, because obviously we we've never recorded
other mum's name as an option. There, Now, Lauren, really
open our eyes to a non traditional warner is going
to have a guess? Now at your other mum's name, Nicola?
And so, oh my god, did you is my head?

(01:08:03):
I was?

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
It's Nick and se Nicholauren. So I know Sue came
immediately to me, immediately to me, but I'm not the
psychic forness as you. Yeah, but Sue came straight.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
I don't answer any of m Lauren, You've got a
friend to you, guys, who's a lisbian. It's a sign.
We can't just go through our lesbian friends. Oh is it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Nick and Erschler, Carlson. You know we can't run through them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Can You've got to guess one mum's name. If you
can do that, Lauren will win an extra one hundred dollars.
We can't ask do you feel like the same in
the room. Don't ask them. Do you guys feel like
that is the mum's the similar rage or is it
one of those situations where there's an older and a
younger significantly similar similar age similar? Okay, Lauren, Julie, Julie, Julie,

(01:09:03):
Julie Julie, and I mean jewels neck and Jee that's
the top t one name too, and she's a lesbian.
There are lesbian names, Haley, I apologize, Okay, Born, I
need you like jewels.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Julie though you're buying us a coffee, Julie, yeah, you
are jewel yep.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Okay, Lauren, Lauren, what is your other mom's name? Very close?
But her name is Jill j god ju. It was
so close. Un sorry, because Julie was on the list

(01:09:51):
of names. We said Jill and I said Julian, Yeah,
Joe for Julian. Do you know.

Speaker 11 (01:09:58):
I think so?

Speaker 13 (01:10:00):
Her full name is Jill.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
I'm not trying to claim a win. I'm just saying
it was on the list. That was fine. The first
time we've ever done two mums. Hundred bucks, Lauren, congratulations,
well done, and I love the mums. Also, Fletch, don't
say first time we've done two moms. I know when
I said it immediately I was like, oh no, I
could have just ignored it as well.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Plays it. Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
I have been going through somewhat of some desirable changes.
Let's just say, some available for air and some available
just for my friend's flinch and form who apprevy to
all of it. One of them was I was going
to buy a nineteen seventies convertible that I never afford.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Going to buy this because you can't afford it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
I can't afford it, nor could I afford to maintain it.
But it was an image things.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Imported to have dreams.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Yes, it's important to have dreams. I've also been no
I can't say that one on air, and that one's
just for you guys. But one of them that popped
into my head yesterday is sort of a reinvention and
a way to remind people that I'm young, hYP and funky.

Speaker 12 (01:11:10):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Was again all of these things, even the ones you
can't mention on it or pointing to a midlife crisis.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Yes, And then you said you're having so many of
these recently. It should be a segment on radio called
maybe She's born with it, Maybe maybe it's a midlife
crisis yea, as opposed to the Mayboe Lene theme song,
which I want to believe you you have a very
famous theme song.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
No I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Oh, you don't have it quality work, and it was
such a bad quality out of maybe it's Mabelene, I'll
just sing it because I'm a singer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Maybe she's bomb with it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Maybe it's me, maybe Mebolene. Okay, this was my thought yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Instead of Maybeline, it would say maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
It's maybe it's a midlife crasails. Yeah, okay, So here
was my thought yesterday. Between the ages of sixteen and
twenty seven, I had a nose piercing whereabouts in the
nose there? Okay, and no matter just the traditional septum
wasn't volunt septim wasn't fashionable. In two thousand and six,
I got my nose pierced. I think sometimes that's hot.
The symptum, yeah on a woman with short hair, lots

(01:12:05):
of tattos, and quite ash.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Yes it is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Do you know I walked past you, very boyish lesbian
yesterday through I crossed past past with her through a park.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
All right, may get it together, Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
I literally had my headphones and as I was walking past,
and I sit out loud, God, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Isn't that terrible? Isn't that terrible? In a monologue, came out,
came out, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
I just looked tatoos up your legs and I was like, oh,
that's nice. God.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I hope you didn't hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Anyway, Maybe this is what awoke in me, the desire
to sort of get back to my alternative roots, was
seeing this tattooed woman. I so I had a nose
piercing from sixteen to twenty seven, and the thought popped
into my hair, and then I took it out because
I was like, grow up. And I kept on tavy
to take it in and out for things, and I
was like, oh, I can't be bothered. I took it out,
and I had a bit of a crisis when I
took it out because I remember thinking, how people can

(01:12:59):
to know that I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Cool they don't have my nose ring. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
I just thought yesterday that maybe I'll check to see
if it's still open. I'm thirty five now, so it's
been out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
For eight years. It will be scar tissue.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Yeah, but I could ram something through it and having
my cool nose ring but hurt more. Yeah, it'll be
really thick and yeah, yeah, but you can still see
the whole stool there, like on the side, it's still there,
and it's that hasn't like healed perfectly, and that still
looks like I could get something through. And I'm considering
this afternoon just shoving a needle through it and seeing
what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
No, and you took out your princes, Albert, how long
did that take to I've still got quite the scar.
And when my flesh tunnels there, they haven't closed over. Yeah,
people don't see it because they see videos of you
in studio, but you've always got your ears but holes. Yeah,
I've got cat buttles. I thought flesh tunnels were cool

(01:13:52):
when you were straight edge and you were doing all that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Yeah, I don't know, it's just a thought that's popped
into my head. You know that I'm feeling impulsive at
the moment, getting tattoos and whatnot.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
It's a midlife crisis.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
It's not a midlife crisis. Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's just as and need to remind people that
I'm funky, have been cool and young. Stay tuned because
I might.

Speaker 10 (01:14:12):
I might.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Why not, but you'll get it done properly. No, if
it's open, it will just be open. It won't be
it might be. It's been out for as long as
it was suited. It look cool. I looked really good
with her, Did you yet really hot? Yeah? Trust is
going to do some heavy lifting, because you know, it's

(01:14:36):
not like a magic it's not a magic solution.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
The last year, how I did You're blonde and you're like,
why are you doing that? I was like, because that's
the last time that I thought I was hot when
I had blonde here, and then it didn't do anything
any different.

Speaker 9 (01:14:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Yeah, So maybe the nose pierces will just drop me
back into the hottest version of myself.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Okay, stay tuned, but luck thank.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
You play zims flitch.

Speaker 8 (01:14:58):
For time, for fact of the day, day day day, day,
do do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Do do do doom. Today it's moonweek. Here at fact
of the day, loving and you may be familiar with
the fact that the moon is moving away from Earth.
We're losing our grasp.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Oh no, on the moon.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Now, NASA fired a ton of laser beams, freaking laser beams.
A reflector on the Moon the size of a paperback novel. Now,
you got to admit that's pretty impressive at that distance
to hit to hurt. That was a little reflected point
on the moon. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
I watched a thing yesterday about the moon, and that's
some stupid influencer was saying like about the moon, which
we've never been on the moon. And then the scientist
came in and was like, okay, explain all this. And
one of them was the little reflectors that they've put
on the Moon so that we were able to.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Send things for it to bounce off. Yeah, so they
can just land there and it's the size of a
paperback book. What's generally what would you say, a five
man Yeah, yeah, it's just plopped there on the moon
and we can shoot a lazer like a mirror. Yeah,
it's like a mirror like effective thing. It's cool. So
using that, they figured out that we're like three hundred
and eighty five thousand kilometers away. That's how father laser

(01:16:24):
had to go to get there, and then the same
to get back. And they've been studying it and shooting
the laser on, going on, going, ongoing. It has been
revealed that the amount of distance that the Moon is
moving away from the Earth at is the same speed
at which your fingernails grow three point eight centimeters to
four centimeters a year. Slow. Yeah, so is it affecting

(01:16:48):
like tides. It's over hundreds of thousands of years, but
certainly not in our lifetime run. I don't think we're
probably going to write this place off before the mean yeah,
oh yeah, we'll be out of here and it doesn't affect,
but it would would have. The tides would be less
because it's moving further away, so it would have less
effect on the tides. The tides would become less of
a thing. Okay over time, but yeah, it's just so
when your fingernails grow and you bite them, we'll cut

(01:17:10):
them or file them. However you choose to take them
down before indoor netball, yeah, or outdoor netball, as it
turns out, we'll just give mine a two before we
go on. And when you're spitting that thing onto the ground,
that's how fast the moon is moving away from earth. Hi,
So today's fat of the daycat. The moon is moving

(01:17:31):
away from Earth at the same speed that your fingernails grow.
Fact of the day, day day, day, day, do do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Do do do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Play ms fletch Vorn and Haley play z ms flesh
one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
A man named Sean Miller is flying home to Pennsylvania
from South Carolina in September twenty twenty four when the
hot water it was being brought to him for a
cup of tea spilt straight into his crotch. Now the
airlines fire crotch, or amongst many things, fire crotches. She

(01:18:18):
heard crotch for a long time. The some of the
things he said from the disc. He said, his penis
has been disfigured, significant decreased sensation in the penis, oh
sexual dysfunction PTSD and other psychological miladies, malaise, m A
L A D. Melodies, melodies, But he's not like not

(01:18:40):
like embarrassment and lack of self esteem. And there's a
whole bunch of teams that I won't bore you with
as I'm a qualified doctor, so I say, I understandly,
but I'm worried would leave Fletch behind it. He just
may just lose interests because he can't keep up. Just
because I'm the only one here that didn't go to
medical school. I know, it's so stupid. What this is

(01:19:00):
a classic American sewing to get the money right? Yeah,
because there's no acc yes type system where you'll be
looked after. What will he have to supply?

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
And will he will?

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
He have to grow up? You will he have to provide.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Photographic evidence of the disfligament of in the court to
prove next into the damage.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
If she doesn't, he's going to get shafted. He'll get
absolutely shafted. Yeah, well, this is what we want to
ask this morning, is because this must happen all the time.
I think, like especially on a plane, because it's this turbulence.
Oh yeah, it's me. It would be my worst nightmare
and that would be my worst job to have because
I just could not deal with spilling stuff on I

(01:19:44):
make a coffee here in the kitchenette, which is what
twenty five steps from the studio, and I watch out,
I'm spilling.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Yeah. I worked HOSPO in a cafe and I spilled
a full hot, long black on a man.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
He was definitely upset, but he didn't sue me for
you know, spem. Yeah, and you worked in hospital. Did
you spell anything?

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Yeah? The worst was we had a really bratty kid,
and I remember they stabbed a steak knife into our
table and I'm like, how do you And the parents
said nothing. I was carrying a full tray of beers
one hand, like could form, and the kid came over
and shoved me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
I dropped the whole tray of beers.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
They smashed on the ground, and then the kid got
all beery and finally the parents turned around.

Speaker 11 (01:20:28):
They're like, whoa, what's happened.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
I was like, your ship, little kid, my table, Oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Yeah it was real Nordy and yeah, so beer everywhere
over the kid, over my uniform.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
It's not horrible. Yeah, it was embarrassing. This is what
we want to know. When did you spell something on someone? Yeah,
like with a I saw a real the other day
of some lady that got up just to get out
leave the table, and the someone was bringing a cake
just over her head and it was just a time
put the cake all over the sky next to word

(01:21:01):
it's funny video, funny stuff. Yeah, we love to laugh,
but when you're the one doing it, it's not funny
at the time. Maybe you've been in a food court
and you've spelt your tray over someone because those slippery
great paint.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Maybe at a work site, you know, if you were
like working on a work site having a little paint
of the house.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Okay, oh eight hundred dance a him and we want
to take your calls now texture in nine six nine sex,
when did.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
You spill something on someone or have something spilt on you?

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Ms Fletchborne and Hayley find a man is sewing an
airline in America because tea all over his crotch. Crotch,
I think you call hot tea And apparently there's disfigurement.
There's member disfigurement, there's member and PTSD and everything. So
that's in court at the moment. But we want to
know now if you've spilt something over somebody or you've

(01:21:49):
had something spelt over you. Plenty of you have, and
so many people working in hospital taking It's so when
you hear a glass break at a restaurant or a
bar and everyone's like, get drive, smashmash, smashmash because there
was no food on it pushes the sounds and forks

(01:22:10):
and there jin What did you spell?

Speaker 5 (01:22:14):
Well, I spilt a full blown very smoothie all over
my one month's baby.

Speaker 7 (01:22:20):
Hell, I don't know, I.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Just got a little bit enthusiastic, like he was asleep.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
I went and made the smoothie, came back and sat
down and just had like a full whoopsie knocked it
all over him, and then he woke up, was.

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
Full screaming purple head to go. I was so mortified
that I forgot to take photos. But now it's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Yeah it was. It was the baby stained purple he
was and he was sleeping on it. My baby grew
up to be Grimace. Good things do come. That's right, gin,
Thank you, Natalia. When did you spell something on someone?

Speaker 13 (01:23:06):
It wasn't technically a spell. My parents decided to have
a fight at a big to Dooo party at a
very very posh restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
I can't remember if Dad threw the first lot of
food or.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Mum food food what they had a food fight.

Speaker 13 (01:23:29):
It turned into thirty people pegging food across the tables
everyone else around Like I'm fifty two now and I
was eighteen.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
At the time, and I joined in with glee.

Speaker 13 (01:23:45):
And everyone else got landed with food a little just
pigging food of each other. What a couple of thousands
of clean up?

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
How do you go from arguing with your wife or
your husband and wife arguing food to you know what?

Speaker 13 (01:23:58):
David actually Rodney and Diane.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Are they still together now? Now? I was going to
say they think it's your marriages. In the part where
at a flash restaurant you'll have an all out food fight.

Speaker 13 (01:24:17):
There was crabs, this this was really expensive and I'm
telling you now it was a posh restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Oh my god, insane. I love joined then sorry yeah, yeah, okay,
so that's excuse me, far far around.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
And I loved every second of it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
No joining is the restaurant still around? No can broke
the ring of the Toronto cleaned.

Speaker 13 (01:24:50):
No, because their marriage broke up and the restaurant separated.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
But that's another story.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Who cleaned up the restaurant? Like did the staff come
out and be like, stop the malarkey.

Speaker 11 (01:25:01):
No they had to.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
Oh I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
I remember it was just a big to do. Your
parents didn't own the restaurant, did they?

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
No, they're instead.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
They split up in there. I thought, you mean, Calia,
what what we're already done caller.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Of the week.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Surely we can do two? Did we do one last week?
We can. We're gonna make you a second caller of
the web because that's so good, Natalia. I will hold
you up a fifty dollars voucher thanks her friend at
our friends at met cafe. No going in there and
throwing some paninies across the behave yourself only lobsters. Yeah,
have lobsters? So many ticks and calls? Are we to

(01:25:41):
more of those next? When you've accidentally spelt.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Something, play zims, Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Now some of them were so good, some of them
so good. These ones make me crunge though I didn't.
I don't know if this counts, but it fell asleep
with a hot water bottle of my tummey and work
up with third degree burns.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
And it's spelt those sound don't Yeah, somebody said I
was talking to a female CEO at a very flash
charity to it Saint Matthew's. I went to have a
sip of my red wine and as I took it away,
I cup sneezed into the glass and just blew bread
wine all up into this woman's face and hair.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
They were going to say they miss your mouth, because
you sometimes do you miss your mouth when you're talking
and you're like, man, I really want to drink, and
you're I don't want to look at the drink because
it's going to make it feel like I nearly need.
That's the worst um. I work in a retirement village.
A nurse came around a corner a little too fast
Tokyo drift style, yeah, and I got covered in old

(01:26:42):
made Frank's half do just did lunch. So did Frank
have a Chineese? He came around the corner. Stop.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
I love slop some barbecue sauce from a bacon buddy
onto my baby who was on a carrier on my chair.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
The baby, Ben, You've got to be careful. You've almost
got to put a little napkin over them, and they're
in the baby Beyorn dropped an iced coffee all down
somebody's back. Luckily were I worked at a cafe at
the bottom of a hotel and he could go up
and change you. Was pretty good about it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Oh, hospital waiters would hate this. Working hospital carrying a
tray of drinks, got to the table and hand out
the first drink. The guy at the table decided to
take his drink off the train and something I'm not
prepared for. The unbalance counterbellance, No idiot, I mean the
tray was unbalanced. Tomato juice on the tray fell all
over his elderly mother, who had a white cardigan on him,
white hair that stained bright red. Hell of a mestic

(01:27:32):
clean up, and mother went mental at the sun in
front of everyone. So please, you knew that it was
the sun.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Yeah, that's good. I was at the Wellington sevens years
ago putting some sauce on some hot chips from one
of those massive pump tomato sauce stations. Good, got it
under there, turned to talk to a mate, wat wat
wat rap three times and it turns out I was
just squiring tomato sauce all over the woman beside me,
who was wearing white chains. Have you ever done that
with like soap? Dispensers or let you put your hand

(01:27:58):
under them and it makes some you know, you put
your thumb over the end of the hose and squirt squitzer. Yeah.
As a business class host, I was serving pre tech
off champagner and orange juice. During boarding. An economy passenger
knocked me and the tray all over a business class
passenger glass and pulp the orange juice in champagne. Every

(01:28:19):
Economy passenger boosted down to economy. No apology should never
have been in the business class. What were they like
having a nosy? We have a celebrity spillage.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Oh, back in the nearly two thousands, I worked at
a fancy spar in the UK rees with a spoon
not filming a movie, and visited the spar is working.
I was so nervous trying to act like it was
an everyday occurrence having a Hollywood star that I tripped.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
Over a rug and covered her in hot tea.

Speaker 12 (01:28:46):
O my god.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
She was very sweet about it, and now she wrote
me a lovely card and stif they got the tea off.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Reese sound with the spur with her, gentlemen, I thank
you very much for we need the other celebrity story,
otherwise I would take I spilled an entire glass of
red wine all over Helen Clark. Oh I dropped.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
I thought this was on the food fighters at the
food full tray of four full drinks, on the guy
in front of me.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
When you're at a concert and you're holding those trains
with those four pups, you're slopping everything's on the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
Justin again, you remember Justin called an earlier today with
the story. Yeah, he said, I was at a very
posh Indian restaurant wearing fresh white Air Force ones. You
can see where this is going. Yeah, and the waiter
dropped a rich curryes Oh. Dina's at the other table
who had caused the spill felt so bad. They helped

(01:29:40):
me clean my shoes. But you're not getting too out
of some yellow Yeah, although you probably could get the
rest of the curry off the floor.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
What the spoon.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
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just pretend you did. Yeah great, and rate and review
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Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
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