Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 22nd November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleashborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Hello Friday, Henny, Friday Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
We've got a treat.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
What I like to call it form. Don't say friya.
I'll throw something at you if you do friya, because
I'm saying yay, nothing here. I want you. He looked
at his fruit basket in that moment. I'm not going
to ruin amandain or a key. We for it on
you this morning. I'm not worth it. Obviously, we're going

(00:38):
to treat for you after eight o'clock this.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Morning on the show A little Treat.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
What's my Treat? Friday Flashbacks. We have lined up an
absolute banger, a pop banger, and we will chat to
someone from the band. I know this is unreal.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
If you had have told me, how much can we
say without giving it away too much? If you had
have told a young Haley that this would.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Happen, it should be absolutely over the moment, and then
she would have had to wait many decades excuse me,
just a couple sorry, one decade lifetimes.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Two we'll say too, We'll say two decades until it
came true.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm very excited for the top sixes on the way. Yes,
it is the top six patches. You can still wear
in public because the patch bands. It's in baby and
apparently minutes after midnight was the first arrest. Correct, they
ain't got someone waste any time, play Zorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
You know that we're here if the h we love
the Wiggles very much.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Or we went to the adult Wiggles and we best night,
best night ever.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
And they've come in a couple of times and they
follow us on Instagram, which, honestly, with the moment the
Wiggles following me on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
There was that's a life. I wonder if this event.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'll check sometimes because when you get a hot follow
you do sort of wonder if they'll fade away, they'll just.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Block you because they're sick of your home renovations. No,
I've got my own page for that. Okay, the weg
oh no, are they not there? They're there.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
It was about to be like, oh, ere, this is
just a really bad moment for me. I know they're
still there, and I'll just do.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
My that Jason is still there follows you. OKAYO, good,
We're having a good day. You know that when if
there ever comes a day that Jason Momoa, Hollywood heart
Throb ever unfollows you, that's going to be hell for us.
Born Yeah, leave, yeah, I would have thought so. Yeah,
three days, three four days the week. I can ask

(02:50):
for you a long weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'll be in a dark bedroom and you have to
bring me food after the show.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Just chickens got to be like a breakup. You'll be
ringing air and be like, how's she doing? Not kurd guys,
not good. We'll be ringing your fiance to ask you
how you're doing because my dream boyfriend you didn't right.
She needs a shower. Get her in the shower. She
needs food.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well, we love the Wiggles and they have a new
kind of background character and he's a flamboyant dancing tree
called the Tree of Wisdom. Okay, tink Dog is going
crazy for him because of his amazing dance moves. I'm
going to show you, Fletch, if you haven't seen them,
have you seen them?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Born, Yeah, I'm kind of I've seen the tiktoks and
stuff kind of highlighting the Tree of Wisdom. This is
a terrible video that I've got a song teed up
if you'd like to hear Dance with the Tree of Wisdom.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
This is O my god, it's a it's a terrible costume. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
So it's a man with a khaki pant. Yeah, and
green sort of leaves hanging off.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
His belt like a Ronald McDonald wegg, but green not red.
But also doesn't look like here it looks like the
wigger is made of feathers. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It's as if you last minute told someone to get
a Halloween costume choked.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, coming as a tree, quickly get it ridden.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Shoes something lift it from Saint Patrick's day. Yes, a
green sort of vest from Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
He's put some green tape over his eyebrows as eyebrows.
But people are saying because he's his energytic dance moves,
he's like popping and locking and locking and grinder.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Because when you said like he's gone crazy online, I
thought it was like when the Purple Wiggle gets all
like takes his top off.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
No, no, not like that. The people are just like
his energy that they just say, like the green Tree
of Wisdom goes iffing hard like everyone's just absolutely loving
him on online like, he's so amazing, and you know what,
we've got a Neippo baby. So he is the nephew

(04:59):
of the original Blue Wiggle.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh so Anthony's Anthony's nephew, right, so the current Blue
Wiggle because they've all got double ups now they've all
got understudies.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
The current Blue Wiggle is Anthony's daughter. Yes, and this
is Evis is Anthony's nephew. Yeah, oh okay, but a
nepotism at play.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
But we're not because he's so good, the energetic tree ofism.
If you haven't seen him, look at m Born and Haley.
I had no idea that this could could make its
way into the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
So have you ever heard of the vagus nerve?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
I got told about it once because I was having
digestive is shoes and back pain in the center of
my back and I was like, I've hurt my back.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
And then I went to a not a chiropractor, nast
Year sort of.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Someone who meets in the middle cracks but also does rubs. Okay,
a crack and rub, crack and the old crack and
rubber get a little laughternoon, crack and rush, and he
told me about the vagus nerve, which is a nerve
that kind of runs from the brain down the spine,
and it can if it's if it's irritated, it can
cause digestive issues, right, and it can kind of have
this pain in your back. So I was like, it's

(06:13):
not your back, it's like, can't digestive issues and make
it back it anyway. The reason I'm talking about the
vagus nerve is apparently it is to blame for quite
a common issue that particularly women are having in the bedroom,
which is that when they are experiencing high levels of
a rustle, right, a rassle, they can feel incredibly nauseous

(06:33):
and sick and some people to the point of throwing up.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Wouldn't that be an awful what.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Side effect of one of the greatest feelings in life?
Personally for me, if we were going to i know,
final rankings, We're not going to rank feelings in life,
but a rascal is one of my top five. So
apparently this vagus nerve can sometimes get irritated by certain
movements during fun times, right, that pushes against it, not

(07:02):
just physically, but like because of a number of things,
pushes against it and goes straight to your digestive system.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
It makes you feel sick. Is this just for women
or men as well?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I think it can be a men, but it's really
predominantly seen in women. I was just reading an article
here from a sexologist, not our.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Show sex Ologists, Morgan.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
No, sometimes we have to refer to other articles because
she hasn't been running a lot of articles recently.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
And we're sorry, Morgan, but she said.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
That it's predominantly in women and feels like a very
close connection to pleasure and pain. It's sort of a
similar thing, but it's this one vagus nerve that's to
blame and some people. There was one woman who shared
her experience ninety percent of the time that she was
having fun feelings.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Shall we call them, feel sick?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
She feels sick to her Stummach then and then she
went to seek all this medical help.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
And they were like, Oh, he's gonna laugh it off.
You know, it's gonna relax a little bit and laugh
it off and talk about it. Yep, quite would help.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
They're like, humor is a great way to fuse the tension.
If you're sort of in the middle of having a
nice fun time with a with a partner and you
need to leave to throw up, maybe make a joke
about it and.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Get back into it. So what is the solution. There's
no solution. You can't have this nerve adjusted.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Me maybe because that's when I went to the osteo
because it was the vegus nerve that was causing some
digestive issues. There's like stretches and stuff you can do,
but there's no there's no real thing. But apparently I've
never heard of it. Apparently it's a really common thing
that people.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Are seeing this nauseous thing.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
So if this is you and you're like, oh my god,
I feel a bit sick sometimes, or.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Maybe you've made you know, you've been with someone and
then they've thrown up directly afterwards. Yeah, but don't nerve.
Oh right, okay, if you've made love to someone I
loved thrown up, there could be a number of reasons why.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
That's a curved clay m s fletchforn and Hailey blah.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
This is the top six.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Done, the top six patches you can still wear in
public after the gang Patch band came in.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I don't know how many arrests there are.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
I read yesterday that it came in a midnight the
start of yesterday and minutes into it the first arrest.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I think they've done three. They've had three arrests last
night when I was reading, but I don't know if
they've met any arrests overnight.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Sort Of interesting because you know, in general, people who
are patched gang members don't tend to abide by the
law in other areas.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
But it's harder to prove that. This is a very
easy you wear an situation. You're wearing it.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, and if they're on a motorbike by the time
you pull them over, they don't do that thing that people.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Do sometimes you see the police tencive when they switch seats,
switch seats, Yeah, the ol bait and switch. You know
what they should do. They should have reversible jackets. I
love it whensible jacket in the day. So on the
outside it's just plane, yeah, and then you flip it
out inside out, and it's gang and it's getting patched

(10:01):
the wild. So that's a great idea. Maybe I'll make
my money, my fortune selling reversible patch gang cab to
with leather. I gotta tell you it's hard. No, I'll
get that don't get that done in China. I actually
just purchased in a bee suit, a beekeepers suit off.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Okay, what he's getting something that will protect them against
multiple bees stings from team.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, that's how much do you speak to? I got
a full suit x XL. Yeah that's what it said.
It's going to be small.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
It's one of those little puff puff smokers. Oh yeah,
and some smoking palettes yeap for fifty five dollars. That's insane.
Doesn't scream quality to me.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Do you want honey for your tourst or not? There will?
I also do want you to get stung by a
thousand bees. They won't give me. They're not interested in me.
It's going to be too small for the white man
and your ankles in your elbows. I put on a
large and zipped it up and just crushed the balls. Yeah.

(11:13):
On the tools okay, this one word.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, Now, I've always been long on the tools and
long legs like it. Just can't stand by for an
update on that fitting. Yeah, it's coming by to see.
I don't think it's going to be here before Christmas.
That's okay, Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Well, I've got the top six other sorts of patches
you can still wear in public. Okay, number six on
the less nicotine patches. God, I haven't seen those for
a while. They haven't been banned. Don't see them do you?
Would you even buy patch?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
And I was like, I thought it was one of
those you know, diabetics now.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Can get those dicks con and monitors. Yeah, it's constantly monitoring.
I thought it was that. I asked, and it wasn't.
It was a nicotaine patch spoke and they're like, yeah,
vapor was just killing my lungs. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah.
To go old school on this, right, cack the habit
with some chatty well, not that they're not banned. They're
not banned, and we'll still wear rock Those five in

(12:08):
the list of the top six types of patches you
can still wear in public.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Clothes from pumpkin patch. Oh, it's children sizing, so you
might be struggling. I think punkin patch is well gone.
Punkin punkin pumpkin sort of your punky kids. It's what
how I used to call punkin sunken when I was
a kid.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Your pumpkin patch is long gone, yeah, long wear your clothes, yeah,
quality mate.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
In twenty sixteen, the insied Hero wrote an article Pumpkin
Patch from eight hundred and thirty million to utterly worthless.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
So I think, don't hold back like they're already going
to there's already going through a rough time, nearly a
billion dollars to piece of shit worthless. May nay, yeah,
no they're gone, and actually pop upstairs after the show
and see if I think that journalist is still employed.
Let me see who wrote it? Give them? Oh, I

(12:58):
beg your pardon.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
This was an ounce at article from news dot com
dot Au because sometimes, you know, for our premium members, Yeah,
we get some global news, Global news.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
And number four on the list of the top six
types of patches you can still wear in public, pumpkin patches.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Sorry, cabbage, I've got to tell you, mate, it's useless.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Get it out of my mind. Cabbage patches.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Oh yeah, either the doll you can wear it and
a baby beyond carrier, which would be very funny now
that I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
About it, to have a baby born and have a
cabbage patch, but especially on members of the mongrel mob.
So's you can buy stuff online now you're still on pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I'm still on pumpkin guys.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Move on to the worth. They closed all the stores
and it was bought. You can get it online through
easy Buy and had a full relaunch in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
If you google pump compatchs like, there's no link. I
don't think they're doing well. I think they're utterly worthless.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh hailey, look, sure you can where Maybe someone needs
to update the Wikipedia that's not available. If you want
some homepkin patch for Christmas, will get you some second hand.
I just want to reverse.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Here's another article. What went so wrong with pumpkin pan.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
They win the way down, I mean to pumpkin. Yeah, god,
number three on the list.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Sorry we missed the last one. It was cabbage patchy
do you miss?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
You up with it? Now? Invested in cabbage patch, then
I can bring it back with number three on the
list of the toxic types of patches you can still
wear in public. Pimple patches. Oh yeah, I don't know
when people wear these.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I can use them at home, but don't them out
of the house. I can see it, your juicy pimple patch.
I don't mind.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
I was about to say pumpkin p because I'm still
just thinking about.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
From eight hundred and six dollars totterly worthless.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Ye, pimple patches. They're good though they work, they do
juice yet, but then they're like you're gonna see a
people and be like whoa.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
But then if you see the patch, you're like, oh,
they got a pimple, but you didn't see the pimple itself.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, exactly. That's my thing. You know, everyone's walking around
with genitals, but you can't see them. Everybody. You know,
there's three digitals in this room right now, quite close,
quite close. If we were nude, would be way too close.
But we're clothed, so it's fine. We're just floating around
at each other's digital space. Actually, a busload of people,
I'm like, everyone on that bus is digitals. I've never

(15:29):
seen a busco passing thing. Got a lot of genitals
on that bus. You only get on a plane. Only
get on a plane. The problem is you get on
a plane early this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Okay, when you get on the plane, wait till later
in the morning, and when you get on, everybody here has.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Genitals right needed to a stranger as well. So I'll
just out you're gonna will be like, yeah, very close.
If you were nude on breast, you're sitting our digitals
should be set a breast. Yes, it's wild, isn't it. Yeah,
everyone at some stage has to be naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(16:04):
at some point in our day usually that's wild. Time.
Have you been naked today? I had a shower for
work as per Yeah, I was naked then. I don't
think naked yet. I drove to work naked today. I
like to feel the wind. One day, you're going to
get a puncture and it's going to come back to
buy it.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
At this time, Wine closed in the car quickly yanked
his gens. Number two on the least of the top
types of patches. That's right, we're not finished.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Number two on the less of the types of patches
you can still wear in public, a band aid, which
is technically a patch, a patch, a wound patch. Yes,
are we sure? Pumpkin Patch is really gone?

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Not only gone, but it was through the was financial
sweet spot. Yeah, it's not going to have survived COVID
and the Yeah, tough time since.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Some con patch also owned HBK. That's what I remember,
which was the sort of tweens in the nineties that
I wore.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Out and then it went from there toppy and then
probably stop at glass On after that in their twenties, yeah, thirty.
Now I just think, yeah, Shanton shanned a little a
little pop to Shanhan but now of course utterly worthless
and number one of the lists of the top sides

(17:20):
and patches you can still wear in public.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
That patch that says I'm not the sort of dog
that lights Pat's patch. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, one when
is that I'm not a social dog. That's what it
says on my patch. And I'll just pop it on
before I go for a walk because if people come
up to me, I go, it's like the dog at
the airport has that patch on it. Don't don't don't
touch me or don't pat the dog. I'm like, that's
sort even he's a drug addict.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah he is here.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
He's just trying to snip out his next facts. That's
today stop.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Six play it ms fletch Vorn and Haley play MS
Fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
The VP friendship, Now this is a term that's doing
the rounds on the top of that ticks the top
of that tis the.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
VOP friend is the friend that if you're throwing a
house party, and this is where I think that I
am this for you, fletched. Okay.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
The other person that's there before the party even starts,
who has probably been there since lunch, who is there
for the setup of the platter and the drinks, is
there hanging out before anything arrives or anyone arrives.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
They're helping set up.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
They're helping set up, and once the party is sort
of dismantled, they're most likely to stay behind and be
the last one there. Or the example given here is
be the person that you have a debrief with about
the party.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, so and so is bloody. I'm like, do you
you're not there at the end though, No, no, No,
you'll tap out quote early and then James will take over. James, Yeah,
he'll be there at the end. I think late. No,
I don't think he does. If you sometimes set up
like one of those beforehand normal jobs, I've heard about him.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, if we hang out on a Friday, we've done
it like ten, we'll go to the gym and then
we'll be like, well I'm not going to go home,
I'll just come over and we hang out for a VP.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Friend help set up. Friend helps set it up, and yeah,
the eyed I tear out. Yeah, what about you, Vaughn?
You know, I mean that's your husband and wife thing though,
isn't it really who's hanging out with you? Before the past.
I don't like when.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
People arrive too early, mostly because I don't care, but
it's stressed shut out. Someone arives before they should because
I won't be ready yet, and your shower you're getting
because I leave the shower to last I want my
guests to A giant bird just flew past towards my eyes.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
It looked like it was just going to fly straight
into the window. There it goes again. It's too big.
That's an albatross. What was I talking about?

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Because I like to leave a shower right to last minute,
and when the guests are rather fresh, I hate that
and it drives.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Erin's the same, She's like and then and then he'll
be like, you're nagging me. But I would have said
throughout the day, hey don't. We'll go about an hour,
so like, how are you going to jump in the shower?
Ye hate you know, we're leaving like fift and like
people are arriving in fifth days.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeah, come, fine, doesn't matter if.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
I get to make a grandy entrance, fresh shower hate
and they're like hello after they've already sort of like
been welcomed.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I hate the song much. Aaron does the same thing.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
What does it matter if I'm already and if I'm
still in the shower When people arrive, we're greeting them together.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Strangers. If it was strangers and you were meeting them
for the first time, I can see why.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Why are you inviting strangers into your home? Christ said
to the new neighbors, pop over for a drink and
some cheese. Yeah, I'm not very good at socializing that
your neighbors. Maybe cheese. You're going to have neighbors soon,
hopefully is gonna go over? Hey, pop? Do you like

(21:02):
drink and cheese? Drinking?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Flesh one and Hailey Friday? Silly little pool sillpoo.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
It is so silly, silly, silly that.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Silly pool, silly pool poo.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Silly lit dupo, Today's silly little pole. You can only
pick one festival, and that is because we did this
festival question because Coachell has announced their lineup. Yes, Lady Gagar, Yeah,
is it still two weekends. Yes, yes, each weekend April

(21:41):
eleventh and April eighteenth at Coachella in the Desert, and
then give me the top five artists for each day.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
So Lady Gaga, Missy Elliott, Benson Boone, this is a Friday,
This is a Friday, The Prodigy, if Ka, yep, Joe
three six Mafia, your Joe Tyler God, Missy Elliott, I'm
excited for I'm excited for.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
What about So Green Day's headlining that day, Charlie xy
x as those kind of the two biggest ones on
the World's on that sat. Dee bath Away, Oh I
love Postlines headlining Sunday, Megan stallion Z kind of the
biggest ones on that day, Basement Jack's.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, it's there's something for everybody.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
And Travis Scott, Yeah he's it's Travis Scott designs the Desert. Yeah,
so he must be some kind of creative creative director
or something of that. Yeah, ty dollarssan but yeah, it's
I Yeah, it's it's definitely. It's a good lineup. Well,
we asked you can only pick one.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Would you go to coach Ella, Glastonbury, other festival or
a quiet night in meaning you'll just stay at homes.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Aren't for you. Vaughden demanded that quiet night and be
an option.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yeah, and you know what, quite not in Wins, fifty
percent of people would prefer a quiet night into a festival.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Who's headlining that festival? Whatever you want, baby chirps, the
movie that you've been meaning to watch for ages nice
heavy blankets, Yeah, play with yourself on a sleep only night.
The tickets for Glastonbury sold out in like half an
hour last week or the beginning of this week.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Or Glastonbury's second place, So quite fifty people set that
up for a quite on.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
It's playing Glastonbury. I don't they have they even announced
it yet. I don't even think they've announced it yet.
Nah Blighter and the Tommies because they were there. There
were roomors that Taylor Swift will do it, but that
hasn't been confirmed. Place. We were all like, why do
you don't need to have a holiday on because she
was going to do the one that was canceled because
of COVID, and so there's I think there's thinking that

(23:55):
she might just come back just to you know, take
it off the list. No, it hasn't been announced.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Glastonbury's second with twenty six percent, Coachella third sixteen percent,
and other festival eight percent.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
There's loads around the place, like a lot of people
love Tomorrowland. Europe has like a million festivals during this
week in July. Body falling over ourselves to give away
trips to festivals.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Well, we just give away weighted blankets. So now we're
gonna just chill at home waited blankets and a tub
of ice cream.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Because like, I don't know, you don't go to the
diary and see Coca Cola doing winter trip to weighted blanket. Yeah,
you could also probably just buy that. Your say, are
we're trying so hard, spinning all this time giving people
trips over since and all they want is a quiet
night in congratulation, Cerah got great news. Waited blanket, tub
of ice cream and two zoplakon coming your way. Joy
quhite not internet, decent night's sleep sound. You should work

(24:48):
at marketing. You should rely push on this.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Kyle messaged and saying tomorrow Land is just better than
the rest.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, I can't remember the last time I went to
a festival. I don't know what Tomorrow years ago. I've
been to Coachella twice while I went before it became
two weekends Tomorrowland, before it was a large scale of
annual electronic dancement. You've lost me already and Antwerp, Belgium.
See I go to Belgium. But that sounds loud. So
I'm fele rave about tomorrow Land.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I love it, Loddy sited lover a festival without the
other people too much anxiety in the lose always made
me want to vomb.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
That's called a playlist at home. Yeah, yeah, good headphones,
good hit phone, find a live version of the songs
you like. Yeah, oh my god, it said Emily, quite
not and sounds juicy. Oh my god. We're all tired.
It's the end of the year. Everyone's like you just
assuming this is the end of the year. Stuff. I'm
telling you, fifty cent of the people feel this every day.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
When I learned about Joemo years ago, it made something
in my brain click, and I've always just chosen a
quiet night over night outs ever since.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
That's the joy of missing out of the jaw. You
don't want to ever felt it, never felt it my life.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Next year's Coachella line up is probably the best one
in a while, says Ash There and Justice to not
have Tea Paane headlining though as wild. Yes, Brittany said,
because so they chose Glassoery because no one can partly
like the British. They're insane but amazing, always the best
lineups for glasst They have fun and I.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Just want to do the muddy thing. It just looks
cold and muddy though, Uk the gum boots. You've got
to get dressed up. If you had like a camper
van but like a tent. Yeah, your mud burning man,
said jonesy See, I would find burning men fascinating just
so that people watching I couldn't handle it.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
I'd feel too stuck there. The fact that they build
a city, I'd feel too like I'm hell out of here.
And then you see the lines going in and out
of burning Man, you can't leave.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
And then there was the flood last year. Yeah, you
can live stream, said Michayla. You can live stream them
from the company of your home, own home and a
volume of your choosing without all the duty Inness and
Porterloo's or ten dollar waters or thirty dollars chips.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Not so many more Vaughans listening than I thought they
were out there. I hear from them all the time.
These are your people as stagecoach next year. It's the
same place as Coachella. That's actually got a really good
line up this here including Lana del Ray, Oh Gibbs Dunning,
Dunning came would like us know that the Gibson Valley

(27:14):
Winer or tour by far Tops All. I looked like
I could have my arm twisted. I do love.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Lit it roll is in Prague, says Another Hayley, World's
biggest drummer bass festivals.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
What that sounds like?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
That sounds like a bit of all Now, No, I
don't like drum all bass apart altogether. You're just like
acoustic guitar, a curustic guitar and just quiet.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
You like a female acoustic guitar covers in the corner
of a bar.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
That's right, I like, And she's like singing nineties alternative
music like like frame.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Weep, one of those shame o wheel you're doing well,
am I great stuff?

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:04):
That's absolutely right, just nice and quiet. And then even
that I'll probably be like, are we finished? Because can
you go?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah? I need my quiet?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Night In plays its fletched corn and.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Colin Hoover huge article of kind of like romantic novels
I guess and.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Hell of a Vacuum. Her house has got one hell
of a hoover on. Hell of a damn, one hell
of a damn, hell of a dam Would you say
the Hoover Dam is your favorite damn?

Speaker 5 (28:34):
I mean, I've listened, I've watched a documentary about it,
and just the sheer engineering marvel that is the Hoover Dam.
It's good damn and the time that it was built.
But there's a couple of damns in China that are
so bad they affect like the.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Videos when they throw source balls and stuff off the damns.
It's good fun.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, it's good fun. We could talk about damns all day,
but we're not. Colin Hoover is a New York Times
best selling author. She's written She wrote It Ends with Her,
which was their huge film this year with Blake Lively
in it.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
She's been married since she was twenty one years old.
I'm just looking here.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
She'd been married to William Hoover since the year two
thousand and She was one in seventy nine, so that's
twenty one.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
That was a long time. I'm looking here. She read
amazy stuff. She's been married for so long.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
It's not she's it's not super smutty, for sure, like
more smutlight, definitely more romantic.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
She's like net worth of ten million dollars. I would
have thought the amount of heard Colleen Hoover mentioned she'd
be worthw it feels live, it feels low coined to Colleen,
she wrote it ends with Us. Is that that Blake
Lively movie that came out this year that stirred up
a little controversy. Yeah, why the girl's laughing at you?

Speaker 8 (29:43):
You had just spoken about you just said that while
you were because.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
He was laughing about the fact that someone got married
at twenty one, still married and is writing anything romantic
as he was on the damns.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Now, this is huge news that came out yesterday, is
that her number one New York Times number one best seller, Verity, which.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Is a huge book.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
It's all over book talk, is being obviously turned into
a film. Her books kind of lend themselves to her,
and Anne Hathaway has been cast as the lead and directing.
It is the same guy that directed her in The
Idea of You, which is another Okawa's face is lit
up like a beacon. There's another one which was the

(30:28):
film in which she meets someone at a rock concert.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
It's based off a Harry Styles fan fact. She falls
in love with Harry Styles. Yes, he falls in love
with her in the crowd. She's obviously a mum's older
than one.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
This yeah it's it was like this isn't Anne Hathaway
Oscar nominated But she's just doing some light work. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
Look, it's based off a fan fact past cash.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah totally. So she's the lead of Verity. Now.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
I haven't read Verity because I'll tell you, as I said,
it's smartlight and I like to go are but you
have readen, so you don't you, I will say I,
by the way, I can't.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
And I've got a book for you. Just finished it today.

Speaker 8 (31:09):
Oh I got exciting.

Speaker 9 (31:10):
I'm a part I itself. Okay, okay, anyway, I read
this before my full smart era really kicked in. It
has been out for a while. My copy of this
book is so beat up because I've given it to
nearly every single girl in this office.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yeah, ok from you, I think like it, like it,
give it, give us a little bit of a run
rundown of the plot.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
I typically don't actually like calling her the books. But
this one is really good because it's a little paranormale.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
What yeah, so she the book I'm going to give you,
by the way, it's a little bit paranormal. Yeah, great, great,
Maybe I will read that.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Verity opens and contemporary New York City as protagonist Low
and Ashley witnesses a bloody.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Hathaway.

Speaker 10 (31:59):
We're a pair.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Singer is hit by a truck.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
No, I think Anne's playing Verity, isn't she.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Character Low in the struggle.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
The passer by is hit by a truck, not a passenger,
So the passer by're okay, hit by a truck.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
That's terrible, because terrible movie. If it was Anne Hathaway
killed by a truck in the first like.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Odening sceneway, Remember she was in Lama's arm for eleven
minutes and got an oscar.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Or she character dies really really spoiler, you just spoiled
theater for me. Thanks for that. I have to say
that it's been out for some years.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Lolan, a struggling rider, is grieving her mother's recent death
and wondering where her foundering I think it means floundering
career is headed. She writes thrillers, but she's suffering from
intense writer's block, which her state of uncertainty only seems
to worsen. She's so numbed to reality that she registers
the accident even when she's soaked with blood.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
When does ardy come into it?

Speaker 5 (32:54):
To surprise, a stranger helps clean her up, and she's
a moment of intense romantic chemistry. She soon discovers it
has name is Jeremy and that he's married to best
selling author Verity Crawford into Anne Hathaway.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Is going to be cheated on. Oh my god, don't
give us no spoilers.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
I can't say wait, he's a ghosts.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
The author whom remember the girl.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
That saw the truck accident has not realited even though
she's covered in blood. She enormously respects this author and
Hathaway from meticulous research and well crafted plots. But the
author and Hathaway has been left incapacitated by a car accident.
Dot Dot Dot waits from Carwood.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
We're figuring it out versus person pedestrian. This one may
have been we're not familiar with.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Here's a debate often about books that get turned into films.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Never as good, Never as good.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
I totally agree, do you think that I should read
the book before the move.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I mean, it's not it's going to be years.

Speaker 8 (34:02):
Yeah, I reckon read it.

Speaker 9 (34:04):
It's it's not a hard read, like you will get
it through through it pretty fast because you'll be.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
Like, what do you mean? Because there are so many
twists and you just want to keep reading?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
What's the New York Times number one best seller for
a reason? Perhaps I shall Well, that's the that's the
big news is Anne Hathaway's class is the lead in
the film.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Which will be coming out three a while away. It's
the final ranking. Final rankings is something we do every Friday.
Today we have decided to rank condiments for hot fries,
for chips, specifically for chips. Yeah, gotta love fries, shoestring

(34:44):
all the way, baby Peggy ones. Come on, they're doing
too much. You do less. So there was a story
in the news today Munga Phi residents Now Munga fire
is like nor for Auckland Spot residents torn over chip
portions at local story ahead of summer The big news

(35:07):
today residents outraged at being charged four dollars fifty for
what one resident said was thirty four chips.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Four fifty didn't didn't feel like too much until you
count the chips.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Thirty four that's a handful of chips.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I do know, I've never I don't really count, said
if I think about how much you pay in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
For surprise, apparently it's a new owner who said, look,
we've we took over like three months ago. We haven't
changed anything. We're just doing what they always did. Oh okay,
apparently that's four hundred grands. If I'm right, quite a
lot of chips. Thirty four chips are four hundred grands, yeah,
they said. The owner said chips were measured by grams.
One scoop equaling four hundred grams. Is that we also

(35:47):
need to agree on a universal scoop? Yeah, Because we
went to a place and I said, four point fifty
for a scoop? How much is like?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
How much is a scoop? To indicate the guy's like
it is a scoop, I was like, can you show
me the scoop?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
About how big is a skooll? It's the big spoo,
get into the frozens. It's universal, mister chip spoon, that
scoop one scoop. Yeah, so you know what you're getting
do you know what I'm over? What aoli? Okay? So yeah,
well this is controversial because that was gonna be my
number one. It's for me. It's just it's it's too much.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
And I always when I get a bowl of fries
and it always comes toli, I always ask for tomatow.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
What about a truffle aoli? Yeah, a little bit and
like a rich ali. Absolutely you're rich. It's so good.
I even go stop being a little I'm not being a.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Little battle if I have aole. If I dip a aole,
I'll dip a tomato on top.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
See. Actually that's quite nice. A double ali tomato.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
That's young.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yes, a mayo and tomato mixed together as well. You
know what else? I love this sweet I love fries
and a sweet chili. That's my number three.

Speaker 9 (37:00):
Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Do you know that you and I could just break away?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
The sweet chili thing gets me every time is like
you house, I know, kim chi, this all this health stuff,
and then when it comes to chippies, he's like sweet
chi sauce.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
To be hot sauce. It's not. It's on par with tomato.
Se I love mayo. I love I think I would
go aliracha mayo and sweet chili Tomato sauce. No, I don't.
I'm not a fan of getting a big dog recently
into the arena. What is burger sauce? All those pickles? Yeah,

(37:38):
that's like, yeah, it's good stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
I cannot believe you're making not making tomato sauce number one.
It is nice, it's bread and butter.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
I'm a bad ki. I don't like either.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
I'm like, yeah, tomato sauce will be my number three
because it's a classic.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Tomato sauce is number one. Any type of tomato, carni
sauce number one, it's extra sugar sugar sauce. No, aoli
is not on my list. I'm over it. I'm done
with it. Calm down. Is this a shot fire to
all bars and restaurants? Yeah, drop aoli. They'll always put ali,

(38:14):
and I'll always ask for tomato. I do do things
a little bit differently here. Oh no, you don't. Two
to three in a pub and a gasol for the
I'm gonna go. Tomato sauce number one, I'll go. I don't.
I don't like any other source of my fries. Tomato.
What about a schi mayo or a mayo. Yeah, I'll

(38:37):
go mayonnaise. I'll go hot mayo, but you won't go aoli.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Yeah, Ali, mao, garlic garlic, it's too much. I think
I've had too much gross, cheap parboli. You know when
it's like fake garlic and no, no, no, no no,
I'm going to go. I'll go hot mayo. Second, hot
mayo mayo, oh ye yeah. And first is tomato sauce

(39:01):
all the way. And I will not stand for anything else.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I've got a third equal. Okay, I've got a third
equal between Ali and tomato sauce. Yep. Second burger sauce
or just any like pickable dais, yeah, something the pickles
as a little tang. What's that is mayonnaise? Actually, Chipotle

(39:25):
may is. It's amazing.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
My number one is anything spicy. Okay, it can be
it could besco tire fire. It could be straight tabasco,
those little things of tabasco.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
It could be mao. It's as long as it's got
spice to it. So with all that in mine, we
agree that tomato sauce is number one. Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
MS fletched worn and Haley play MS fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Shannon, what have you done this time? I think I
melted my carpet when this When this photo came through
in the group chat, I was like, this has made
my day. I will be really honest with you.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
I thought ironing boards were for the convenience of standing,
not functionality.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Okay, oh no, no, it's to prevent everything else from
getting burnt by a very very hot iron.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Well because I curl my hair on the carpet and
no drama. No, you cool your hair on the carpet
like I put my curling wand on the ground between. No,
it was the thing to do. You got to do
it in the bathroom and leave it on the I
don't have a sink.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Itch like a baser, yeah yeah, yeah right, Okay, what
about the kitchen flitch.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
I live in a thirty seven meters square apart. The
kitchen is the bath right okay, sorry, yeah, sorry, okay.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
I just needed to iron on the floor, okay. And
so I went to do a dress, and you know
how fabric dresses. Most dresses are fabric.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
But I'm wearing a metal dress. Yeah yeah, more of
it like a night. You like to look like a night,
like a dress belt that's just fabric.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
It's just a long strip of fabric.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
I went to iron it and so I just laid
it out long on the carpet and it knear all.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Zoomed along and then I smelt something, Yeah, it's plastic.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
No, it kind of smelt like hair, and so I checked.
I didn't run over my own hair. Yeah, and now
my iron's got all this stuff melted to it. But
I felt the carpet afterwards, and it doesn't feel singed.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
It doesn't feel like I burnt it. But it stuck
to my iron. So your carpet will be synthetic fibers.
That's what will be. Because I've done this before.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
My parents had a synthetic carpet and they had a fireplace,
and I took a log out and a bit of
you know, it went on the carpet and it does
it like it goes like hard plastic almost.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
So it hasn't done that. So I think, if you're listening, Landlord,
we're good, you know, listening, Firefighter. The story has given
me heart palpitation.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
That was my first time using the iron because my
apartment came fully furnished.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I've not owned an iron before. I just steam thing. Yes,
why did you steam this because it's a little fabric belt. No,
it's finicky, a trick for you.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
I always use my hair straightener on my little fabric belts.
Your little set.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
That it was too late. Now you've been your No.
I just thought it would be easier to lie it
because it was like, I don't know, three meters long.
It's a long belt, and I just went near fast,
just broken the photo in the group chat though there
is a bit of like you can see it's on
the iron. I tried rinsing it with water, but then

(42:48):
it went unplugged. Ay unplug I'm to ask with her.
It was still hot. You know when you take a fry,
the other tells you off. Oh my god, yeah you have.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
You've taken off a little bit, but luckily obviously not
that much. If the carpet looks okay, you could.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Be all right, How do I get the burnt plastic
off the iron? I would turn the iron on paper towel, Yeah, okay, cool,
But then they never Maybe I think you're gonna need
some kind of blanket on the floor. If you're going
to iron on the floor, just go towel. Yeah. A towel.
If I'm mining on the bench, I just I just

(43:27):
put a towel.

Speaker 8 (43:27):
Now, I think we just take the iron away.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I think we take the way. It's got a steamer.
She doesn't need the iron lost iron privileges. Yeah, bring
it on on Monday. Once I had to iron my
carpet because Vaughn spiled. This is a handy tip if
you got a candle on your carpet, because Vaorn went
to smell a candle that had just been lit and
it'd just been just been extinguished and there was.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Like a lot of liquid.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Again, the idea if I'm smelling a candle that's just
been is funny.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
And yeah, it went all over the carpet and I'm
just like, how do you get that out? And you
put paper towels down iron and it soaks, it melts
the way sucks it up and sucks it up. Your
big dumb dumb what a show dips Hey, Yeah, what
a guy. We've got the show front always making dumb mistakes.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Plays it ms Fletchfa and Haley.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Are you ready to have your some little warm fuzzy?
Are you in the fall in the moon for a
little fuzzy?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I don't know what I'm in the mood for today,
A little bit of a I don't think I'm in
the mood for that. I'm too bad because I'm making
it happen. I'm in the mood for one of those
really good American hot dog.

Speaker 11 (44:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
I know you were going to go food. I thought
you were going to say you're in the mood for
one of those places you pay like I don't know
money and you go smash things O rage, rage room,
rage cage. Yeah yeah, just the hot dog, will do
hot dog.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
She'll be nice to nature if I can eat a
really highly processed American hot dog while sitting beside a
beautiful little creek.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I don't want a river, okay, a small body of water.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Little creek.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Where are the eels in there? That's what I'm in
the mood for. Okay, lovely, I'm in the mood for
warm fuzzies and a good hat. Perfect afternoon.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
You want a nice wi brim hat, processed sausage, small
body of water.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Colledly left the line, okay, just me, and then at
two forty, I'll go pick the kids up from school
and then you hang out with them.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Yeah. Great, Well, I'm in the mood and I'm you asked,
you know with your response, it's great. I'm in the
very peculiar and it was very specific specific. Yeah, I
can go to it's an idea.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
No no no, no, no, no no, because I'm in
the mood for a warm, fuzzy and it's okay. I
followed this Instagram page called meat Cutes n y C.
New York City and a meat cute. If you don't
know it, it's a nothing to do with me, nothing
to do with E E T.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I'm so sorry because you see in New York and mate.
It's kind of synonymous. Yes from Dolly's Yeah. No, A
meet like a big fan.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Please have your attention. You're getting distracted by meats, processed meats.
A meet cute there's an amusing or charming first encounter
between two characters that leads to the development of a
romantic relationship.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
It's a film term the meat cute. It's like I'm
running for a train, Oh my gosh, and then I
slam into the guy and all my books drop down,
and then we look up we see each other. That's
a meet you get married, and an.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Amusing or charming first encounter between two characters meet cutes
inn yc is an Instagram page that they follow, and
it's this page that goes around and they say, excuse me,
are you a couple?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
And then people walking down New York City embarrassing if
they're like, no, we're brother and sister. Yeah, and then
you'll be like, how did you. Fish meets one of
those at the gym, I'm like, are they together? Or
are they brother and sisters? Dating is still the greatest?
Is great still going? I saw like, gotta be siblings
dating amazing?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
So he asks them are you a cup? And then
he asked them the story of how they first met.
And some of the stories are just wild, like some
of them will be like, oh my.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
God, it was forty years ago. Oh you tell the story?
Oh well, I looked at her across thro the room.
It's it's gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Rather, I want to ask our listeners, what was your
magical meat cue? Not just we went to university together
or we swiped on? It was swiped on tender went
on a date and decided to be curt That's not
a meet cure.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
It was like, swiped on, tender went on a date,
the date didn't show up, but they were also there
on a date that didn't.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
A meat cure meat. I mean you, it's got to
be an amusing or charming first encounter.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
What if I was sitting beside a small body of water,
not a river, definitely a stream, Yeah, eating the hot dog. Yeah,
and then all of a sudden they started hitting the
other end of the hot dog, and then you.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Look at each other and through your eyes you acknowledge
that you just want to be alone.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, And so no, not a word is said, and
everyone if you finished the last morsel of your hot dog,
you didn't hear this woman come out through the forest.
I was, and that was quite noisy back by the
spandub the bubbling. Yeah, there would be somewhat of a
meat cute, I guess.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yeah, yeah, totally. And if she left, the meat cut
would be she left, she drops something. You spend a
week trying to find this woman. Yeah, that's your meat.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
So she says, I slip an ear tag into her pocket.
That's exactly your house from the door, and she's like, oh,
I got hello, and I say, you owe me half
a hot dog. I think that's she's stalking laws for Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
But what if she invites me in because she's not
quite what.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I want to meet you. I want to know the
magical and charming way that you met the person that
you love.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
It ms fletch Vorn and Halleen.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Plays flesh one and you know your meat cutes, which
is defined as an amusing or charming first encounter.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Like kind of like in a movie, how they meet. Yeah,
they run.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Into each other or see something goes. It's like it's
what sparks the whole romantic relationship. And there's an Instagram
page which is great meet cutes in way saying it
to ask people how they meet, and you love following this.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
It's such beautiful, amusing stories. It's a lot more. Okay, Natalia,
good morning Monie. What is your cute meat meet cute?
Meet cute, meet cute.

Speaker 12 (49:28):
What I did was I had this really giant bean bake. Anyway,
I gave it to my girlfriend because we didn't weren't
use it anymore. Yeah, so I went around to her
place and her brother was laying on it. But in
my head I thought, if I go running across the
room and do a flying loop on it, I'll bounce
him out.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Yes away. But anyway, I didn't realize.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
How big he was, and I went flying, Oh my
good nurse Natalia.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Okay, so you make an anzeloid ass of yourself.

Speaker 12 (50:00):
Yep, and what was my back on the floor laughing, laughing.

Speaker 10 (50:06):
Uncontrollably, and he's like, I like her?

Speaker 13 (50:10):
And then.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
And then have you've been together ever since?

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Oh no, it still continues to.

Speaker 12 (50:20):
Yeah ten years?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Wait wait you jumped on the speed.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Better and now we've been together for six.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
See that's that's like a movie, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
I love that to come come around, even after you
made such an ass of yourself.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Natalia, you're maniacal. Yeah, I like Natalia. Thank you, Julie.
What was your meet cute?

Speaker 10 (50:45):
So my meet too was I was flying back from
Duvis to awkward, which is like a sixteen our slide.
I gotta find a middle sitt and I hate the
middle city and the.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Guy I should should have selected city ahead of time, but.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
What oh election someone is.

Speaker 10 (51:02):
That is so valid? I should have Yes, I should have,
thank you. Because the guy that was sitting at the
window seat and he didn't like the window seat. I
don't know why he doesn't, all right, And so he
asked to swap with me, and I was stoked because
I wanted to sit by the window. And then obviously
it's just sitting our flight. So we just started chatting
and then he lives like three subbers away from me

(51:25):
in Auckland, and then we just keep in touch and
we've been together since then and that was three years ago.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. Also, he's lying about
not liking the window seat. I'm trying to apprace, like,
have you gone on holidays since and did he give
you the window seat or take the window seat? Well?

Speaker 10 (51:44):
Yeah, ever since, I've been taking window seat. But yeah,
I think he said because he wants to be closer
to the bathroom front. It awkward to give over two people.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 14 (51:55):
Cute.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
That is a cute story. Really cute, cute, cute. Thank you, Wendy.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
What's your me cu Oh, good morning, team, longtime listened
this time caller.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
So mine started in two thousand and four, so twenty
years ago, where my current partner and I were at
a party, you know, eye contact across the room, We
make our way closer. I say to him, you we
kind of knew each other's through friends, and I say
to him, do you even know my name?

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (52:31):
I eat it all the time.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Me and you were just came in that that line
found aggressive? Do you even know my name? Like straight
up out of nowhere? Yeah? Did you just say hot
immediately throw it? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (52:48):
That's three times later, twenty years.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I say, we're.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
Wendy Well, I was in We live an fine today
now that he lives in Auckland at the time, and
we meet in a place clared so a tiny little.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Job of it. My family is from dargaball Man.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
Oh there you go, so common to capital and yeah,
that's just how our story begins.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I love it all the time, exactly what you wanted.
Keep your texts coming a nine six nine sack. You
tell us your magical meat cutes.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Play z M S. Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Someone messaged and does meeting at the Munga fight Tevan
over a game of Paul him taking me home that
night and cooking me muscles on the barbecue.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
At three am. Here. I think it's just meeting, but
the meeting and got three kids together.

Speaker 15 (53:40):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
That's the New Zealand street kids. It's great stuff.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Two thousand and three, stood on a foot of the
bar apologize, but her a drink one off it into Tonga,
which is where I proposed.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Whoa, it feels like you, Oh, that's quite a bit. Actually,
doesn't it feel like we were feel like we've been
quite instrumental there in the marriage.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
There's so many I was at the movies and a
guy walked past who couldn't find a seats, who just
sat next to me? And we went out for three years?
I mean you didn't obviously, it's we went out for
three years, means yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
But also you were sitting by yourself, like, go find
another seat, like I want seats, Like there's all those seats.
I think this person's hot. That's all I can introduce
from this.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I went to Armageddon and christ Church in full costume, makeup,
Wigan contact lenses. She was dressed as my favorite character
from the same show as my costume, also in full
please tell us the show. I could have married her
right there. I got her Instagram and we went on
a date where she looked even better, but I certainly didn't.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Sadly it fizzled it out. We'll do it again in
a heartbeat. With such a great. Oh your cosplay was doing?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
He left me so cute.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Like to but can you pick on Instagram by accident?
And she sent me a message. Okay, we've got a house,
a kid and a dog and married, been married. Now
that is so great.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
I love that. Now you're gonna love us? Do you know?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I met my husband twenty plus years ago the Southern
Cross in Wellington.

Speaker 12 (55:03):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Isn't that what your parents? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
They used to have a full moon drum circle out
the back and now my am I now hubby was
shirtless drumming. I spotted him across the fire. It was
love at first sight. We've got five kids and I
still love them.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
To birds have a banging body. I know. There was
one I saw before.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I'm an X ray tech and the doctor was running
thirty minutes behind schedule. I had to engage in small
talk with my.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Patient for the time. Married twelve years. Are you allowed
to do that any table? Well, so you can probably
if you're X raying cutin areas. Get a bit of
a bit of a sneak purpose sneak pink yeah, yeah,
bit of a.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Preview of things to come. I texted a car for
sale and asked if the driver came with a car.
Oh my god, this is the numbers on the back
of the window. They don't actually intend on selling their car.
They just think if you want to run.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Because you wanted a skyline so badly to all the
guys just wanted dates with honeys, yeah, I know, and
you just wanted to buy the car and be like, hey,
the car looks great. Yeah it's good, babe. I'd be like, oh, fine,
thanks babe, And then we'd made up and they'd be like,
you're a dude. I'll be like, yeah, I just thought
we'd been friendly, calling each other babe.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
We were both camping in the forest and Colorado. He
was on his OEI he made coffee. I thought it
was too strong, so poured it out and us for
another carp I made kale with too much kyne pepper
for dinner.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
He ate it anyway. This was twelve years ago. It's
still in love. Oh and a pub.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
He broke a guitar over his own head to impress me.
We've been married for thirty seven years.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
What about the ongoing brain trauma and the guitar? Who
that doesn't say it was his guitar?

Speaker 4 (56:38):
My first serious boyfriend and I met in musical drama class.
We were playing with the fancy new keyboards which had headphones.
I was playing chopsticks and he was playing something a
bit more sophisticated. We looked up across the room each
other's keyboards and had exactly what Haley just said, the
look of well, hello, this is gonna be something sometime soon, and.

Speaker 15 (56:57):
It was.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Plays it M. Fletchborn and Haley, how amazing.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
We're joined by the Sailor Boy himself, Robin. Good morning, Good.

Speaker 14 (57:06):
Morning with you guys, because it's evening.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
In answer them, in Amsterdam, I've never been, I am
you should come. Well, I've heard nothing but good things
about it and also a wild place to visit.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Sometimes well yeah, yeah, yeah sometimes.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
I never in my life, having grown up in the nineties,
thought that I one would get a job in radio
and I'm happy for it, but two would be interviewing
one of the Vinger Boys.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
You guys are just legends icons.

Speaker 14 (57:35):
Well, thank you so much. It's nice to talk to you, baby.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
What do you think it is about the Ringer Boys
that like, ever since you guys came out and you
made incredible like club anthems.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
They're like earworms. You can't get them out of your head.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
What do you think it is the secret ingredient that
means that we're still listening to you all these years later.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Well it's me.

Speaker 8 (57:57):
I think.

Speaker 14 (58:00):
It's Robin the Sailor Man.

Speaker 15 (58:02):
No.

Speaker 14 (58:02):
No, the tunes are very, very recognizable and you can
get them out of your head. And I think the
crazy festive shows we gave festive music outfits. Everything is
happy and people like happy things. So I think that's
the unique selling point of banger Boys.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Do the performances feel the same now as they did
in nineteen ninety nine, Well, I.

Speaker 14 (58:27):
Think they're better now. Actually I enjoyed them more now
than maybe back in the days. Yeah, I don't know why,
but maybe because I'm a little bit older, three years
older than yes, and so I enjoyed them now maybe
more than then.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yes, I'm trying to you guys came for your twenty
fifth anniversary last year. But did you guys come to
New Zealand to perform in like the nineties, two thousands,
I'm trying to remember.

Speaker 14 (58:55):
Yeah, we've been there in I think two thousands or something.
We have we had Australia in tour and New Zealand
tour as well.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
So do you have any memories of that time in
New Zealand some fond memories?

Speaker 14 (59:06):
Yeah, but I can tell you.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Sorry, pretty sure. If you asked
which for some of his highlights of the O two thousands,
probably wouldn't make it for good radio.

Speaker 14 (59:19):
I would. I would like to know. I would like
to know your your your finest and obvious memory of
the nineties.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
I'm here. We'll just have an off ear conversation. We
can all share.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
Okay, do you have sorry, good morning, good everybody.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Do you have a favorite song that you because I
was like, what's my favorite song? I mean, I'd hate
to be so obvious, but Boom boom, boom boom.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I want you in my room.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
We'll spend the night together. I mean, it's just it's
such a banging song. Is there one that you love
to perform the most?

Speaker 14 (59:47):
I love to perform Boo Boom because people love it
and when the song starts, everybody is going crazy. They
sit along. Actually, we don't have to do a lot
on stage anymore.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
If you don't, if you don't want to. But like
everybody singing. Then if you're alone and you need a friend,
and everybody.

Speaker 14 (01:00:04):
Start singing, and we can't just sit on the on
the on the in front of the stage and listen
to the crowd singing to us. So that's an amazing,
amazing thing. And after twenty seven years, it's still going strong.
Everybody loves It's still played on the radio and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
On the party.

Speaker 14 (01:00:21):
So I am very happy with that song. So that's
my favorite song to perform in the show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Yes, Yes, Is there ever a.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Moment because you're you're the sailor boy, you know, you've
got the sailor outfit on. I even see now the
nautical nod and your blazer that you're wearing very good.
Was there a moment that you were like, I'm done
with the sailor look. I want to I want to
be a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I don't know, I want to be the cowboy. Want
to be a cowboy.

Speaker 14 (01:00:45):
No, No, I'm never sick of the sailor outfits because
it's festive and h And it started actually because we
didn't have the outfits in the beginning of the Binger Boys,
and then the song Boom Boom came and uh and
the video meetings weren't like, let's let's let's do something special,

(01:01:05):
let's make a character for this video.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Do you hear that for this video?

Speaker 14 (01:01:08):
Yeah, stuck and I was in the plane and I
was looking in a magazine. I was like, oh, oh
John Parker.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Jay, well that looks good.

Speaker 14 (01:01:17):
Yeah, okay, I want to be a sailor for this video.

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
A seven years later.

Speaker 14 (01:01:25):
I'm still a sailor. So it was yeah, well it
was a good thing to do, and we stuck to
that motive.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
What about the rest of the gang, Like, what's it
like when you guys get back in the room together
to start rehearsing. I mean, because obviously you've had breaks
over the years and you come back together, is it
still like just as much fun hanging out and and
just creating absolute bang a music.

Speaker 14 (01:01:45):
Yes, it's it's my family. I don't have real brothers
and sisters, but they're my brothers and sisters. But it's
always fun. We know each other like really well, we
have the same jokes and we have like a lot
of history.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
So it makes that's really because you make this really
like upbeat music.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
And you know when you hear about bands you like,
secretly they hated each other and you're like, boom.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Boom, boom boom.

Speaker 14 (01:02:08):
Yeah, No, no, no, we don't hate.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
But I know other groups.

Speaker 14 (01:02:12):
I've been there backstage and I saw some fightings and
things flying around backstags and I'm like, oh my god,
what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I'm just walking out.

Speaker 14 (01:02:21):
Of my dressing room and whole groups are fighting with
each other or don't don't share the same the same
dressing room and well no, not yeah, that that that's
happening a lot. But no, Benga Boys are like one family.
So that's amazing and I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Happy with that. Actually, do you have a Binga Boys
WhatsApp group check?

Speaker 14 (01:02:41):
I have a lot, but of course we have we
have the one of the four of us, but we
have one with a social media person with a record company.
So I have like fifteen hundred group groups at but
of course with the four of us, we have one
and that's the most important one. And the name of
that and the name of the group's app group groups app.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Is boom boom boom Yeah. Beinger Boys Nineties Mania Live
in christ ur and Auckland are the twenty eighth of
January and the twenty ninth of January in Auckland, Robin,
thank you so much, such a pleasure, nice to meet.

Speaker 14 (01:03:24):
You'll see you soon in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Soon play z ms Fletchford.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
And you probably can hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
I'm a bit congestent, have been for about a week,
just feeling a bit run down. I got a bit
of a cold and the snottiness is sort of remaining.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
A little bit. Three colds on the trot, oh, I know,
two back to back in another one. I never get sick.
The VIRLXA does nothing shut your mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Well, I gave it to Aaron and he went straight
on the po air for dream and I think I've
beat mine first.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I think I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
It's just the natural alternative, right, and I'm not addicted
to pe light, and so I think that's quite good anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
But I do still have this slight congestion, and you know,
in general, I love to blow my note. I'm a
wet nosed girl.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Yeah, that was the alternative title to Queen's Fat Bottom Girls,
was Wet Nosed Girls. And yesterday we were working outside
all day and you know it was a bit like
drafty and windy and all claned yesterday and I had
to keep stopping to blow my nose. Then I just
found the alternative. And I've never been a sports person,
so I never really got into it. One nose and

(01:04:34):
let it rip, Like block one nostril, you block the other.
What did you do on though you're loyal? The driveway,
the lawn eve. I couldn't stop once I started, And
do you know what I've discovered? It's gross, This is
grotty behavior. But sports people be like, oh, they did
it all the time, and like soccer, but you're playing

(01:04:56):
a sport in a stadium with fifty thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yeah, I did it for time convenience rather than let
a dribble. I did it for time convenience. You get
a superior clear out. Eight one have been converted to
just it out because when you blow into a tissue
sometimes I find it's not completely clear. There's something about
the the blockage of the tissue jamming the end of

(01:05:23):
your nostril holes right when you do a blow straight
from when you raw dog a blow as emptied. It's amazing.
And I was like, maybe maybe this could be a
shark tank idea. Okay, okay, some kind.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Of receptacle catcher, Like what are horses. Horses with a feedback,
They can wear a feedback, but then that would be
that would end up being a tissue of sorts. Yeah,
I know, but you need the openness. It's such a
good clear out. Have you Where was the last time
you hoofed down just like cycling? Like cycling? Yeah, because

(01:06:02):
it if I'm out like running. But see that's acceptable
in my backyard. I wouldn't do it. I don't have
a backyard. But if they did, they were just not
on the lawn. Yeah, I did respect.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
I had to like run over it with my foot,
you know, a little fashion into the into the grass. Honest,
honestly it was someone said, you sinus rents. No, I
hate it makes me cry. You know when people get
that when you inject the water up your nose.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
You got that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Yeah, I got some targeted advertising for a thing you
could buy where you put it up one nostril and squeeze.
But you had to see the instructions where you have
to like block your throat or something. So I just
shut out the other. Yeah, I don't like it. This
is the new way forward for me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
You reckon.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
I don't think in the words place your respect the environment.
I won't do it in here. Okay, thank you, Someone said, Haley,
I'm a farming woman, nothing better than a raw dog.
I'm with you, girl, empty is it out? It's a
superior claim. But at home now I will in.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
A public bathroom that's grossed done. Know I'm not getting there,
though I might.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
This is a slipper ems Fletch worn and Hailey play
ms flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 11 (01:07:22):
Fact of the Day, Day Day day day, Do do
do do do do do Do Do Do do do
do do do do do do do do do doo doo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Today's fact. There's moonweek at Fact of the Day, so
much better than calendar week.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
I was I would prove on part of very interesting
weeks for Fact of the Day films. I was going
to tell you a story about a person that stole
a whole lot of moon rocks and scattered them on
a hotel bed and then made love to a woman
on them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Oh my god, Oh that was like dust and tiny?
How did he get we made love on the moon?
Stole it from your tea, from weir like NASA or something.
You stole it from NASA.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Was an internet NASA And he's still a safe worth
of moon rocks, sprinkled them in a hotel bed, made love,
and was sentenced to eight years prison.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
But instead that's a great fact of the day. Great
tell you on the moon. Technically no a shag worth
eight years and present better of being good. A fact
of the day about taking a helium blurn to the moon. Okay,
what do you think? What do you think would happened?
I don't know, but something weird because of the gravity

(01:08:41):
and stuff and the atmosphere.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Because there's a lack of gravity. And that's what helium does,
is it is it floats and goes anti gravity gravity gravity,
What it's sink?

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Heavy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Heavy? What it explode? I don't know. You couldn't even
pay up it was so heavy.

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
I just like watching you guys floundering and thinking of
an idea. But you were saying that helium's anti gravity.
Helium's not anti gravity. Helium's a gas that gets above
heavier gases. And Helium's right. It's a dense urring, and
so our atmosphere is made up of nitrogen and oxygen,
which are heavier. Remember the song Hydrogen helium and brilliant

(01:09:23):
boron carbon Nitrogen oxygen never had that song in my life,
it's a periodic table of element's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
God, where did you go to school?

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Wait? No, just say did you go to school? Ah,
there were a few classes, I must so hydrogen and
helium right at the start there, And that's how like
the hydrogen balloons the end of their oh the humanity,
the exploding one, because it was so much lighter than
the surrounding oxygen and nitrogen molecules. Right, it could float
right in space. On the Moon there is no.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Hydrogen. I mean there's no oxygen and no nitrogen. Yes,
so there's nothing for the helium to be then, but
there's also significantly less gravity. So on the balloon is
an effective by gravity that sinks. That's what I said
that Yeah, thinks I said there balloon on the moon
made as.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Well acknowledge that I sit there there was quite straight up.
He was andy gravity. Yeah, but then I said, you
see there's no gravity.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Is you got this?

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
You've got the right answer. But your mythology was all
up there. Remember at school, like show you're working and
you're like, I don't want to do I don't want
to So it wouldn't it wouldn't, it would sink.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
But if you had one on the International Space Station
where there is an atmosphere but zero gravity. It would
just literally stand perfectly still where if you let it
go like everything does on the International.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, I wouldn't go up or down, it
would just be.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
Now if you want to get the most out of it,
helium balloons, suck them in Mars if we're going for
a solo, if we're going for a party, party anywhere,
because Mars has a very thick atmosphere. It's a heavy
danse atmo sphere, and the helium would be so much more.
It would take way less helium balloon to and jump
and float fun. I don't know, well, yes, because it

(01:11:14):
was still tighten them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Yes. So today's fact to the day is if you
take a helium balloon to the Moon, it would just
put them on the ground like some ordinary, boring old balloon.
Fact of the day, Day Day, day day, Ms Fletchborne

(01:11:42):
and Hailey. There can be a fright, it's time for
the anonymous phone and topic. Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
So there's a bit of a Reddit thread on the
go of women in particular sharing their experience of being
the other woman, so not being cheated on, but being
the other woman like the woman the sign piece.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Yes, wait, do these are these women admitting to it
and being absolutely okay with it?

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Ah, there's a very mixing. There's varying sort of tales.
One of them was I was involved with a married
man when I was eighteen. He was my professor goodness
at college. I knew he was married, but he told
me they were separating and didn't love each other anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
I was young and stupid. I didn't think too hard
about it. They're always on the rocks, aren't they. He's
always leaving her for years. It's a classic line.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Began seeing each other in office hours every week, as
well as talking after lectures. Then it became a full
on relationship, very hot, made me feel very want d
da da da dah. At the end, he wouldn't refuse
to leave his leave his wife.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Y what it's usually how it works, right, Yeah, yep.
Some others that are like absolutely, and it's not my problem.
So I'm a free agent. That's up to you what
you're doing. But then, but then if they get feelings
and get involved, that's when it gets other people racked
with guilt. Other people are tearing up families. This is

(01:13:07):
our anonymous phone today. Were you the other woman or
man or whatever like? Were you the side piece? Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
And what was your experience? Did it all come out?
Did you get caught up in a bloody storm? Is
it something you still think about?

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
What are you with them now? Or did you because
there was a little bit of crossover and then how
do you build a relationship when you know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
They were crossover ing that crossover with you and maybe
you think once a cheatah, always a Cheatah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
It's like a chain smoker, you know, they like smoke
before that the last last one.

Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Okay, well this is what we want to know this morning. Oh,
eight hundred dollars at M give us a call. You
can text through in nine six nine six?

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Were you the other person? Were you the side piece?
And how did it all play out?

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Play z ms, Fletchborne and Haylee Okay the anonymous phone
in topic. Were you the side piece and how did
it all play out? Were you the other woman?

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
There was a Reddit thread called were you the other woman?
People sharing their stories of being the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Secret Oh, there are some juicy messages and calls coming through.
Some are currently on the go. That's why it's a
anonymous anonymous joins us. Now anonymous, you were actually the
other other man anonymous with the passport situation.

Speaker 14 (01:14:31):
Woman.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Okay, wait, so you anonymous one, So.

Speaker 10 (01:14:36):
That was confusing.

Speaker 13 (01:14:37):
One will know, when I was in England, I started
working in this restaurant.

Speaker 10 (01:14:43):
And there was a chef there that was like delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Yes, yeah, here was delicious, or the or the dinner
was delicious. The chef was delicious.

Speaker 13 (01:14:54):
Thea was pretty good too, but he was he was yeah,
and he was Algerian French, so you know, we used
to speak French, you know, that whole thing.

Speaker 10 (01:15:05):
Anyway, we started a thing.

Speaker 13 (01:15:10):
It got pretty heavy.

Speaker 12 (01:15:11):
He was like quite aloof so it made me you know,
one more.

Speaker 13 (01:15:18):
Yeah, yeah, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (01:15:21):
It was quite unhealthy.

Speaker 13 (01:15:22):
But anyway, he told me that he was having his
cousin come to say quite a lot.

Speaker 15 (01:15:27):
He told me this was a man cousin.

Speaker 13 (01:15:30):
Okay, it turned out to be a female, not his cousin.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Okay, okay, yeah, to see him.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
So you were one of two.

Speaker 13 (01:15:41):
Yeah, and I thought I was the girlfriend, but it
turns out that he was seeing her as a girlfriend
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
So we were kind of So you're the side the
side piece, and it is good. Sometimes you go to
a restaurant and you're like male cousin. You know, I'm
not in the mood for a mainor going to get
two entrees, which is the same as amazing, very anditious.
Yeah you anonymous one, Thank you anonymous too. You were

(01:16:10):
the other woman?

Speaker 15 (01:16:12):
Ah, yes, I was for about a year and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
And yeah, so how did it all start?

Speaker 15 (01:16:21):
So I was working in construction in Australia and anyone
who's familiar with fi FO or dido.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Workers, what is dio? She's some white drive and drive
out sucks. You got to drive?

Speaker 15 (01:16:39):
I'd rather fly fly, Yes, same same, But yeah, the
roster was these men came from all over Australia, New Zealand,
the whole world, and most of them were at four
weeks on and then they go home for one week.
And there was this one particular broke bloke on my
crew and him and I really hit it off. I

(01:17:00):
knew he had a partner back home, right but right
from the start and all the other boys on the
crew all said and agreed that she was a bitch
and he was leaving her, but he didn't know how

(01:17:22):
to leave her without losing his house in his truck
and he's v eight U and I it developed and
then you know, things happened after a day at the races,
and so it went went from there and I went

(01:17:45):
all in. And so he was basically spending four weeks
with me and then one week back home with her.
So it was her and they had they didn't have
any kids, but they had two two.

Speaker 10 (01:17:58):
Dogs and a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
And you know, so how did it all end up?

Speaker 15 (01:18:05):
Well? Him and I actually I finished up work on
the construction and went back to I'm actually a Vietness.
I went back to saving animals lives rather than building stuff,
and him and I drifted apart. And about six months
later I get a message from a friend who knew

(01:18:26):
this other girl that she used to work with as well.
Turns out, not only was he cheating on the original
partner with me, he was cheating on us both with
another girl.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
That to be honest, you had it. You had it coming.
I know, I know you had it come on. You
spent such a good yarn. I could sit down with
you with the Bruce ki all day plays, Zidims, Fletchborne
and Haley. I read it thread.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Are you the other woman.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Yeah, a lot of people sharing stories and boy or
boy who opened the floodgates from our own listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
So many great messages. I was the other woman unknowingly.
All came out when we both ended up pregnant to
him a few months apart. Double Chance Support. There's quite
a lot of them.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
I was the other woman to an ex friend's husband.
It was a hot secret every time we hung out.
He now he's mine.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Oh wow, there's another one. I was the other woman.
We were both married.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
After three months, I thought I was pregnant, so I
just confessed to my husband what was happening. Five years later,
I'm divorced, but he's still married and we still hook
up with each other when we can.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I'm surprised the husband that left the person that got
divorced didn't say to the other person, or maybe didn't
she did it. It's not always your job or your
you know, you don't have to a you kidding me?
You would. My old boss was having an affair with
the cleaner. His wife was aware of the flag and
she told me once that he was hopeless. Now I'm

(01:19:55):
not sure if that she is the cleaners he's a
hopeless love maker. I probably wouldn't. I probably wouldn't mind
as long as their house was still being cleaned, like
you know, if if cleaner. Oh thought I seen her alone? Cleaner? Oh?
Did you read that one that you read out to
us before? I saw a misterday?

Speaker 14 (01:20:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Did I that I saw him? Yesterday?

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
I was seeing married man, saw a miss that I'll
be seeing him again today. He's in a loveless marriage
and we just have funny, buys me things, treats me
like a princess, and then gets home to his wife,
happy and satisfied.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
We'll say hi from us, you do so, hello from
Please pass on our I wouldn't. I didn't mind a handbag,
would you. I wouldn't mind a handbag at all. Shagging
a handbag, been shagging a handbag? Ah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
Been having a full on affair with one of my
best friends fiance for nine months. I'm married, have been
for over twenty years. They're about to get married. It's
the best stuff of my life. But stricken with gilt
and and what do we do from here? We both
love each other and our partner's are very complicated, by
the way, not intentional, just because one night at a
drunk party, and neither of us can stop love us
a powerful drug.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
That isn't that is the that is intentional. Though if
you go you we can't. They don't want to leave
their partners. Nah, interesting what they I believe they want
to have their cake and they want to they just
all move into one house and slip the mortgage.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
You know how we were like, if you end up
with you have nice big mortgage, split it by four delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
You know how we say, like, if you end up
with them, how do you trust them? I wanted to go.
Someone said I wanted to call, but I've chickened out.
It's all right. I was excuse me.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
I was a side piece for six years, not my
proudest moment. Ended up marrying him after ten years, would
be married for seven now.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Took a lot of trust with him. We've worked it
out in the end, okay, because sometimes you do it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Maybe he's the one man.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
There's some home reckon swear words in this country. That's
another text that just came out.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not judged.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
It takes two to tango.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Are three in a very similar situations to our person before? Yeah,
without seeing their friends partner, they all they got caught
and they kind of said, well, maybe we should, you know, yeah,
we both want to stay with our partners, but we're
enjoying this.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
And they said, but their partner was like, yeah, but
that one's yuck. Oh yeah, that's all right for you,
because you know, we're hot and one half of that's hot.
So there's three hot aspects here. But now you're asking
me to with the yuck one. I think that's what
that tear in the hotel rooms for. Then yeah, just
a chill and watch the twlly see see you later.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Actually, I don't have to stop you there. That's copyrighted
a very good friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
She's already sued me twice. So if you could maybe
get her to drop her litigious action, that would be great.
Tell her I'll review her five stars. Yeah if she
does the same for this pot yeah yeah, and then
she tells all her friends and if you're listening, maybe
give it give it five stars as well.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
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