Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 28th November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, The fletch Onhe and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great Things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day play zm's fletch Onhe and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you brand, Good morning, welcome to the show fletch
Worn and Haley. It's two minutes past six.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
A couple of chances if you had have went on
the show this morning with Hailey Loves Hong Kong around
seven thirty this morning, You've got to redister now though,
ZiT him online, give us all your details and could
call you back, and you're going to craft Hailey an
epic Hong Kong trip.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh yeah, Today's two options are going to be a
heart to decide from, to be honest, because they're both
very good.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
It's on my bucket list.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
I know. I was. I was talking to the Hong
Kong team yesterday actually about the fact that you haven't been.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
You were talking to the Hong Kong I was talking.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I talked to Hong Kong, Hong Kong yesterday. Right. No,
the members of the Tourism Board, the whole writerism board,
not just all of home.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
It's a crime.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I didn't address the notion okay, but I did. I
know it is a crime you haven't been and one
of our lucky listeners shall be going.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yes, so get in that on that list for a
callback today? Is it them online? But when you've got
the top six soon.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Darling, you're minding me, I'm turning it off. I moved it.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
I put it on this, I put it on my
bag that my headphones going. I do that too, so
I can slide it around and it doesn't squeak on
the desk.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
It doesn't make a noise.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, use the noise of it.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
No bad, it's all the noise of it.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Have you been doing radio?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Very proficial? It feels like forever somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, I actually think I'm closer to the end of
working on radio that I am the start.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Now we'll hear that's life. You probably wouldn't do another
twenty five years. No, I don't think so. No.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Um that mortgage anyway. Disappointingly, we're in for a whole
lot more job cuts for House New Zealand. Really, yeah,
a lot of them. I looked up a lot of
them coming from the IT section. Oh okay, of our health.

(02:12):
That's not good because we when I have a breach. Well,
you'll remember.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
That the WATO DHB was hacked and they were ransomed
where they were ransomed.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh god, I can't have that information out. The very gatekeepers,
the things I talked to my doctor about, the things
you've gone to A and E fil Oh my gosh,
the less it's extensive.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Always use a safety string.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I always use the safety string.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Stuff get stuck is all We'll say. You've just got
to be sensible.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
I've got the top six things that the hackers will
get from the public health system. Yeah, now that they're
getting gates it people exactly, the gatekeepers.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Will be gone and the hackers will be hack them all.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Right, Top six. So next on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
A Netflix star has landed herself in a lot of
trouble and I think she thought she could get away
with it because she's hot.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
She's hot.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
This is got hot person privilege all over it, privilege
written all over.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It plays its Fleeborne and Haley, fletch Wawn and Hailey
the show Things to Make Cafe Great Things are brewing?

Speaker 5 (03:10):
What so that you said?

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Fletch, Ron and Hailey one third of the Harry Potter
am I, Ron, Flinch, Vorn and Hailey More Harry Potter
of the show Mat Cafe.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Great things are brewing on the go.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Just let me take care of the sponsor responsibilities, please vorn.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
He's Harry interrupted, I'm Harry. No, he's Harry. You're wrong.
I'm not wrong. I will agree on your mind. You
have to be You've got a fanny and boots. I've
got for fanny and boots. You're amy. I'm not wrong
on Harry glasses. You're a lovable miss Yeah, okay, I'm wrong. Okay,
you're hagrid characters. He's an absolute legend. R I P

(03:51):
R P R I P.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
He's a great actor.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, well not anymore nice. Sorry, that's such a terrible
thing to say. Now, Olga Banascar. That's a Polish name.
Also a Harry Potter character. Yeh, sounds like an a.
She was part of the cast of Too Hot to Handle.
That's a Netflix dating show in which and I've watched.
I watched the first season, then I tapped out.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
But was she in the first season.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
No, it's a show where they go to an island
under the pretense that it's like a hot person on
an island dating show yep, and then they are informed
that there is a pool of money that the winners,
that the people that last to the end will win,
but they lose money every time they do a sexual act.
So a certain amount of money for kissing, certain amount

(04:40):
more for right four play, and a certain amount more
for the whole shamata. It was like team grand or something.
My four play has been valued at ten grand. Congrats?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yeah, why the actual love making? What's that worth?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Well? That was more like twenty grand or I could
never charge that.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Right, seen, you've seen all of the seasons, of course
I am.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
I love how much is love making?

Speaker 7 (05:05):
So kissing is six grand, love making is twenty, and
then fondling is around the ten.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
But how much of this happens when the contestants know
that they're.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Filmed from all angles at twenty four seven.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
And they're gonna lose the money?

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
But also after season one, people realize the people who
break the rules get more screen time therefore become bigger influencers.
So the most famous people out of every season break
the most rules, like Olga. Yeah right, so yeah, but
they also set up the whole thing to be like
the hottest people, the steamiest games, like they get them
all Randy in and they're like, okah, buy I don't

(05:43):
touch each other.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Or you'll lose money. And then they wake up in
the morning and they're like, the pool has been reduced
by fifty thousand dollars. It was like, who did it?
Why do you do anyway, it's fantastic. Now Olga was
in this was on this show. She is incredibly beautiful
and just for reference, I don't know, I was just
aimin at worn. I'll just show horn just a very

(06:05):
beautiful Polish.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Woman putting ingers on this TV show.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Are they no, no, no, no other words, it's too easy.
I want to touch you. I don't want to lose
any money. She was arrested in October after flying to
Thailand under the pretint she sort of I don't know,
she's kind of told a story that she was told
to go to Thailand, buy some fake designer goods and
bring them back and she was going to get paid

(06:29):
eighteen thousand pounds five thousand dollars to do this, and
she was she went there to Thailand and when she
came back through Manchester Airport, she was pulled over and
she had two suitcases and she was asking, you know,
did you pack your own bags and everything? She said, yes,
of course I did, at which point they went to
search the bags and she didn't know the code and

(06:51):
she had to admit that she had been handed the
bags to the airport and she didn't know what.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
Was in them.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
And they said, well, that's very suspicious, and she was like, okay,
I'm on the way. Trouble Yeah, Manchester Airport.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
It's some giant red flags.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
So obviously they cut into the bags. Now you think that,
you know, she's agreed to take designer goods. We're thinking
there's some gucky handbags, some adulta and Rabana's Lewis Vton, Yeah,
Lewis Witton's. No, there is forty cages of marijuana. Oh wow, okay, yeah,

(07:24):
forty CAGs of marijuana to the street value of three
hundred and thirty eight thousand New Zealand dollars. She's saying,
I had I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
She's taking Weed's the weirdest one to take internationally, because
surely Britain can grow weed. Yeah, And like, why would
you risk if you're going to run drugs, why not
take an expensive drug?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I mean, I'm not encouraging but you know what I mean, like, well,
I'm going to risk it. Yeah, I want to make
the most bag for my mark. Weed's one of the.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Cheapest case of heroin is surely worth a giant bag
of weed.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, well it was. Yeah, it was forty kg's of
cannabis and vacuum sealed packages concealed by clothes inside the suitcase.
And she swears she has not she has no idea
about that. She then was asked like who paid for
her flights and everything, and she was like, it was
my friend. This person called text. They wanted her to
bring back designer clothing and watchers and that's what I

(08:21):
thought was in the suitcase. Oh on, I know.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
So then is this something that like a sixty year
old or seventy year old you know, does I know?
You know you read these stories all the time. There
was that Australian woman, yeah, who recently did this. She
was like sixty or seventy America, Yeah, and she went
to South America thinking she was and that's so sad.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
There was a customs one where they're like they target
older women traveling by themselves because they're the ones that yeah,
people trick into taking drugs internationally.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah. So she was originally given twenty months prison, yeah,
and suspended for two years in order to complete fifteen
days of rehab. But then the judge basically the reason
it's back in the news now because this was in October,
is that the judge is gone, I'm not going to
I'm not going to send you to prison because you're
gonna be released from custody.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
You'll do you'll play high, and I need to keep
an eye on you.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
So you're possible in my hand.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Are you're telling me that a hot person's got away
with something else white person?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh? Okay, so he said, I've I can He's looked
up it looked her up and everything. And so the
last few years, you've found yourself an extreme financial difficulties,
living far beyond your manes. And this is the influencer thing.
Like she's come off this Netflix series thinking I've got
to keep up with this influencer life, but wasn't making
influencer money and so kind of took this terrible job

(09:42):
as a way to get some money. And he was like,
I think you've just made a huge mistake.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
She dumb, right, And.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
You're acting under the direction of other people. And you've
got a great rack, I think, is what the judge says.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Okay, right, and posted on Instagram for thirty eight weeks.
Now I'm on on her instagram for investigation per she's
probably been in remand Born.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
I was wondering when.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Was the October so that would be about right, Yeah,
October's when she.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Was caught Octobers when she was caught at the border.
She was.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
She last supposted on March first. And she looks to
be in a tropical locale.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
And that looks like Barley to me.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
But I don't know why. I thought that looked like
a bali over Thailand. I'm not sure why.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, okay, well yeah, look, if somebody offers you to
bring a suitcase, don't well it looked like one of
those Tracolor placed I think they were inside the suitcase.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, those great bags. But if you do accept
taking a bag that you don't know the contents of
to import into a country, make sure you're hot. I
think that's the moral of the story is again hot,
make sure you were hot, get away with everything. Fledgeborn
and Hailey Okay, wicked. It's actually unbelievable. I still haven't
seen this, even though Wicked is by far is not

(10:59):
like as, so far from being my favorite musical. But
I'm a musical lover.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I did a little bit of work in research yesterday
in my own time that I would like to bring
to the show now second highest earning musical of all time.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, yep, it's so popular. I'll tell you what the
number one is.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
I sum it's Phantom or Lamas and that you know
have you heard this holding space?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity? Have you
heard this? Do you know the origins of this means?
So there was an interview. There was an interviewer who said,
to Cynthia and Verro, are you aware of the fact
that people are holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity,
which is the big song.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
The best part is no one knows. No one knew
what it meant. The woman that said it didn't know
what it meant.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah, the actresses certainly didn't know what it means, but
they know that it must mean something very special.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
So everyone's like, oh.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
And then Ariana Grande reaches across and holds.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
And so I wasn't aware that that was happening. And
then the.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Woman's like, what have I done? So she tries to
backpedal and she's like, well, I've seen it a couple
of times. I do work in queer media.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah, and the whole thing is just like, what's just happened,
because that's what I've.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Seen people talking about holding space for, Like I'm really
holding space for my mum's cranberry sauce for yes, yes, thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
All people calling into work to being like, I'm so
sorry I can't come in today. I'm currently holding space
for the lyrics of Defying Gravity. Sorry, Rosbos, I won't
be on Friday. What it means, but it's no holding
space for the lyrics anyway. So I mean this huge movie,
I haven't seen it yet. I'm I'm holding space for
other things in my life. Yeah, and I shall see
it very soon. I'm excited. But there was this huge

(12:43):
rumor that started that Ariana Grande got paid fifteen million
US dollars for her role as Glinda and Cynthia and
Vera Arrivo. So in Vero Arrivo got paid one million
dollars her role as Alphabe and they're very much equal roles.

(13:05):
She's a superstar, no offense. Cynthia role. But she is
massive and I mean she's been in movies, but she's
been massive in musical theater.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
But that's just what happens.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
The big Hollywood stars are the ones that give to
the movie totally.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
So everyone was like, this is unbelievable. Doesn't help that
Cynthia is black and queer and the everyone was going like,
this is what it is and getting hot on that thing. Anyway,
very and a very real statement universal came out. They
would never usually do this, but they were like her,
don't we're fo back. No, no, no, no, no. They made

(13:39):
a statement saying like this is internet fodder. They were
paid the both actresses, both lead actresses, were paid exactly
the same amount for their roles. They won't say how much,
and it's kind of none of our business. I guess, yeah,
they won't say how much, but they were like to
the dollar, we're paid exactly the same.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Wow. Okay.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
So they just came and they were like shut it,
shut it down.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Almost like they saw this coming, almost like they were
this is one hundred percent what people going to talk about.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Play ms Fletchforne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
This is the top six.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Jobs. You got to have them to pay the bills,
that's right.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
Unfortunately, Health New Zealand are losing some IT staff, a
large number of IT staff. Somebody posted on Reddit that
an email went out this morning to a large number
of IT stuff at Health New Zealand telling them that
their position could be significantly affected by the reorganization, this
establishment and combination of roles.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
So there's going to be a cut to the people
who look after.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Our do they say fifteen hundred number, fifteen hundred total
right some ths ago, and it's estimated that somewhere in
five to six hundreds is going to be it. It's
not good for our bookings and our information.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
That's no. It's a bit worrying, isn't it great?

Speaker 6 (14:58):
No, just something happened in the last five years that
showed how crucial our health system is and I can't
I can't put my finger on it anyway. I'm sure
that I'll never ever if it ever happened again. So
that's fine, but that's bad. I don't like that particularly.
I never really thought about that significant side of the

(15:22):
health system until there was the breach of the White
Cut DHB recently and they had records.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Because there was ransom. How what is this a movie?

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Did we pay them?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Did we pay that one of them? Do we pay them?
Surely we don't negotiate with terrorists. No, yeah, we should
have just sent them an elite strikeforce. Who are they?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Well, we can't tell you because they are elite secret strikeforce.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
But let's just say one might be fletch.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
I knew it didn't this time on his hands.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
I've got night vision goggles.

Speaker 9 (15:58):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
When he's like, I'm busy this afternoon, there's on a
quick trip to New Guinea to sort out to resk
you some hostages.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I'm doing that stuff all the time. Oh my god,
I just had no idea.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
What an incredible man. Well, the top six things hackers
will get from the.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Public health system with it are losing so many employees
number six on the less How big.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Your wang is.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I didn't know that they keept a record of that
on your health purely because when I measure to my
my health record to see where my lads added. Do
you know today is my six months I can get
another COVID vaccine.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I still doing that?

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Are we still doing that?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm getting all of them.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Okay, will you go to greens Green Local Pharmacy?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
No, I got Ellen's Allen's.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Sorry, yes, Ellen, Yes, that's what I was thinking about
for that Lovely Lady.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Number five on the you're going to get it, then
you're gonna get your jab?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah? Will today?

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Well, yeah, I'll go today.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Were you still have a sore arm for today?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
You do have that secret mission to the Solomon Islands though, Yeah,
but you know what, I'm tough. I'll hold my gun
and my backpack.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
My vision.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
You'd be the possest s as like you'd be like,
you get the jab and then you'd be like, I
actually can't.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
It's a little bit more than I thought.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
No, but I get it in my left one in
front of the gun. Your gun's gonna be I'll be fine,
droopy gun one of my flash grenades and I'll.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Be like boom.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
You come to work tomorrow with.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:27):
Number five on the list of the top sex things
hackers will get from the public health system with so
many I T professionals losing their jobs.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
If you've got any weird moles okay.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Oh yeah, a mole map? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:41):
You know did they did?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
They put w on any for weird No, no weird ones, right,
no weird moles, a couple of warts though, as you know.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Interesting you got the kit and everything. Yeah. Number four
on the list of the top sex things the hackers
will get from the public health system.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
What you've got one bigger than the other. I'm talking bobs, balls.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Legs, feet, Yeah, legs, when you've got one, that's because
they're a little bit, a little bit different, but you know,
you know, a huge discrepancy. Yeah, yeah, because then they'll know.
Imagine having an ordinary sized hand in a child's hand.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
I would hold hands so it was cute, be like,
this is cute. My little hand feels really of annoying.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Every time you go to buy things like gloves, you'd
have to buy two sets.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
And then I know, it's like magnificantly different sized feet
you'd want to pain. Yeah, yeah, you need to find
your perfect other.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
And yeah, number three on the list of the top
six things hackers will get from the public health system.
When it people in the public health system lose their jobs.
How far up your tummy your pube stop?

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Do they make that?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Do they?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Yeah? When you get pap smears, they'll be like cervix
cervical health, Turk God cd CH Turk pubes to the
belt line, Yeah, yeah, okay, brief the snail trail part
of the pube family. Yes, No, I separated into stomach
and pub.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Body here and and pubic here too, because I consider
the arm puts puber here because you get them at puberty.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
No, they're not pube. It's not.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
It's the right to be a pub.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah, that's right, you know, it's the snail trail is
do you think the snail trails in the vicinity, because
you would maintain at the same time and when do
you stop? But it's a different sort of here. The
snail trails are softer here than.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
The pure yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
And actually, if we're going.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
On softness, the armport here is a lot softer than
the pube. Yeah, because it's not a pube, because it's
not a pub it's just bottom.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Do you think it's like a leg here?

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Okay, just the body here.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Then it's just a more dense and long.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
I always because it came at the same time as
the pubes.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Think armput here is a pube.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Said, body here comes later and again quite disgusting.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
That's quite well. I don't have pubes in my armputs dude,
that can be embarrassed about you. Guys are so shy.
I don't think it's now trials pubes either, you know,
because it's softer but for a minutes, slightly different because
it is more connecting.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, it's like a yeah, pointing.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Kind of gathering tapering to a button.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
This mine's a bit more subtle. It's there, but it's subtle.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, it'd be weird if there was nothing, nothing to
show for number two on the list of the top six.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
You got all that laser.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, I know. I need a bit of a top
up though, Okay, yeah, I need to top up on
my back. Yeah, I'm getting I'm getting a little bit
of a what have they got maintenance top up? At
the moment, the little summer you can't hit some heard it.
You're going to do it the band. At least you

(21:06):
are going outside with your pubis out.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
Then don't don't get downe before summer, as many people do.
To those that celebrate number two on the list of
the top six things hackers, we'll get from the public
health system how many drinks you have versus how many
you tell your doctor you have?

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Ye got pulled up on this not so long ago. Yeah,
and they told you off of the number you were
lying about. I got told off for a lie. Yeah,
and number one.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Of the lists of the top six things hackers will
get from the public health system with it professionals losing
their jobs in our public health system.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
If your dad is really your dad?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh, do you think the doctor knows that even if
you don't.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Blood types and stuff? Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Yeah,
I do. You know the fact that some people look
nothing like their dads.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah, we're all we're all here.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Look like our father.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yes, yeah, but you don't actually look anything like your
mum Fletch And I'm just saying, prove it, mom.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
That is todays.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Substance play z MS Fletchborne and Hailey play z MS
Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
So yeah, yeah. Last week we talked about what was
earlier this week, I can't.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Remember times construction time merging into one time.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Previously on fvh CDM one we were laughing out louder
and two we were talking about Billboard's greatest pop Stars
of the twenty first century. They made a very comprehensive
list from one hundred, No, from twenty down to one.
And we've talked about this because Hailey Bieber was very
upset that Justin Bieber got number eight. Yeah on this

(22:44):
like amazing list. Yeah people considering you've been quite quet
for a few years, so shut up. Rihanna was third,
which we were like, we agree. And then the last
one we talked about this, the top two hadn't been announced,
and so we were like, who is it. We were like,
take the Swift is number one, and then we're like,
Beyonce's number two. Yeah, it's fine to come out. I

(23:05):
don't remember being sold on the fact that Beyonce was
going to be two. I definitely was, but now he's
all like, I don't know. I remember I was the
one that said Beyonce. You were like, who could be?
I was like, Beyonce, it's Beyonce is number one.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I guess it was just with the huge couple of
years that Taylor Swift has had.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yes, but you've got to think about from the year
two thousand to now.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
And she was and Beyonce was Destiny's child. Yeah, for
the early what when did they break out?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Nineties?

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Oh, they started in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
They ended like early two, early two, and then her
solo career just was hugely normal twenty tens.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
So they don't just look at things like record sales,
but that's very much part of it. Record sales, her
game changing some of her game changing albums, like in
twenty thirteen the surprise release member We're All Just Home
and just goes book new album, and we were like,
what her doing those visual albums that were crazy, Like

(24:08):
she's a business woman, She's done a million things, and
so like, yes, Taylor is probably the hottest pop star
in the world right now. Yeah, but Beyonce also did
a massive world tour. Taylor Swift just was I'm just
going to do it? Are they going? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I definitely like her earlier stuff more than so do I.
I mean, the country single was good. That was different,
But otherwise I feel like the last like ten years.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
It's just been like, yeah, you're not a huge lot that.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
It's been a bit more like artsy. Yeah, has been
super bang aroundstream.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah, like crazy in love, I mean Halo, that was
a naughty girl. That was my life. Oh my god,
I love it.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
And this obviously she was doing a Taylor Swift and
doing these massive sold out tours, Like didn't she come
here and do like four shows?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, I mean she just did another world tour top
of this year, end of last year, remember with her daughter,
And it was but it was all very It was
about like like voguing and like the culture and all
that kind of stuff. She didn't really sing that much
on the tour. That was my thing. She's a lot
of dancing, a lot of holding the mic to the crash.
I'll do that on those high notes as well. I

(25:16):
can see ye hello. Yeah. Anyway, so she's number one,
Taylor's number two, Rihanna number three, and Christin Boober's number
eight boo hoo, and yeah, Sadley, Actually, Vaughn Lincoln Park
did not make.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
You know Lincoln you know that.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Believable.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
It ems Flitch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Silly little.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little, silly.

Speaker 9 (25:51):
Little silly.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
It's a little Poe to day singing along during a
movie the cinemas.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Now this is off the back of wicked O.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Most musical movies that come out, if they're not based
on Broadway, you don't know the songs until that sort
of on digital streaming and stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Did you know any of the songs in Molana two?
Because the BBC asked Dwayne the Rock Johnson at the
preview of Milana two what he thought.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Of singing at the cinemas and.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
He's like, all for it, I know, but that's more
of a child's film. This is like if you're into Wicked.
You were into Wicked and there's this one very famous
note which is and everyone's like waiting for it and
then all like bellowing it. At the same time you're like, no,
but we want to the Cynthia's voice is the woman.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
Yeah, you've got to wait until these special Wicked sing
along A lot a lot of them are doing.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Though back in the day we went to a Mowana
sing along. No one, I'm singing along. Oh shure, it's
just Moana back.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
In the cinemas and along he was a two reserved for.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah, we're too like self aware.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah. So I actually know someone that went to Wicked
in the weekend and I was talking to before she went,
and I said.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Do you think you'll sing along? Because she's a massive
Wicked fan. Yeah, and she's like, I'm kind of hoping.
So afterwards she said, it certainly wasn't singing along mood. Yeah,
it was enjoy it, Yeah, should enjoy, should enjoy plays.
There'll be ones where you can go back and sing along.
Sing along during a movie at the cinemas. Eighty six
percent of people said no, please be quiet. It's still

(27:27):
a lot more than I thought would say yes.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
Fourteen percent said yes, sing along at the movies unless
it's a sing along showing. Please lip sync with the
rest of us muggles. Just lip sync along?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
How long? Yeah, we're all impressed. You know all the lyrics.
Well done? Yeah, well you went to Broadway, we went
to drama. You're well done, so did we all.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
I said no, said Melissa. But in an ideal world
it would be yes, but it is no. Yeah, Madama says,
do it at home, please, even if you're a mean singer.
I want to listen to the actor who has been
selected from thousands of people to be the person to
sing it on film. Great please, Yeah, Gaby said, I

(28:14):
sing along quietly. I don't even know I'm doing it
most of the time. I've got no filter when it
comes to singing. Yeah, right, let your lips sinking. That's
fine with me lip sinker. Yeah, I'm absolutely the sort
of person that will sing at a musical Mamma Maya, Grease,
dirty Dancing and now Wicked. Now Jess mat and if
I could just get you to pump the brakes, Jess,
Mama mayor Grease and dirty Dancing. I can understand old movie.

(28:37):
So if are in the cinemas, it's like the Rocky
Horror Picture Show. If you go and see that on
the the time and you throw things. Yeah, there's a
whole lot of culture around law.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Around Rocky Horror that if you're gonna go see in
the cinema, you've got to do it.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
And I agree with those other ones. But Wicked still
to you, Yeah, still to you. I didn't pay to
hair karaoke, said Sophie. No one pays the hair karaoke.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
No, no, you pay to do it. You paid your
you're there? Ay? Yeah, God, I love karaoke.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
It's been only people that love karaoke are the people
singing me? The only people? Yeah, shoes like me.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Me listen to how Good I Am?

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Cat says any trace of other humans in the theater
be at a chip packet, a whisper, A sing along
with some loud chewing sends me into an irreversible fit
of rage and ruins the film experience.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yeah, I hate Lolly Russell.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
And sometimes you're down to the last couple of mal
teessers and you really need to get in there.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Brianna says, sat next to a girl at Wicked last
night with no cinema etiquette. She talked through the whole
thing and played on her phone. We all go and
we silently watch we leave, end of experience.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Yeah, the torch lea.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yeah, my phone just don't be there. It's hardly cheap
to go to the movies, he stay.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Yeah, unless you just snealy looking up the person that
you just throw in the background that you definitely know
from somewhere, You've got to open a to find who
it was.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
You can do that later.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Everyone who voted no as a Laymoss cows, okay, Ells,
you might be.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
You're in the minority that's in a little pole plays it. MS.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Fletchborn and Haley plays it.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Ms.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I yesterday, I've mentioned this before. I've been investigating some
knee pain and I went back to the specialist yesterday
and he was like, look, we've exhausted this sort of path.
That's not what's causing the problem. And he said he
was enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
That's I like, that's cool, rather than just like, ah, look,
I don't know, we've tried everything.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
This doctor's like yeah. He said to me, he was like,
I'm a little bit like this, and he said, I'm
really kind of enjoying this. I love a challenge. We
just scratch my bloody head over this.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Oh that's good that he's gonna like hopefully.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I love that we're on the juty together. You just
get a weird like shooting knee pain all the time
twenty four seven.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah, right, every middle of the day, it's going and
it's been there for three years and I've never been
able to get to bottom of it.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
So it's not this verse I put forward amputation.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Yeah, I was for that. Do you know when it's
really bad, I when I get fill dramatic, I was like,
just gut it up, cat it up.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Imagine how cool it would be at a pirate party
if you've got like having a bionic leg would be yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Oh I prefer to keep my own leg. But there's
more advancements than a pig leg. By the way, there
wouldn't no if you were just saying just for the
pirate party, should pop on all the No, she would
have it for the pirate party, but you'd keep it
other times nice. I'd go one of those. Amazing. There

(31:33):
was a model who lost her leg to toxic shock
syndrome and she had.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
A like a breezen colored while she using budget tammys.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Yeah, but probably budgets and she had a brass Yeah.
Never budget, Never go budget. If there's something I'm spending
money on, it's high quality. Anyway, we digress as we do.
So anyway, I went back to yesterday and he was like,
scratch my hair, but I think it could be this,
and he's looked back. I had an MRI on my
spine and he looked back and he saw he chucked

(32:02):
a few words around and he was like, by the way,
this is not dramatic, and I'm making it quite traumatic. Yeah,
he was like, this is very inn keeping with a
healthy spine of a woman your age, which what she
means extremely young and only in the first quarter of
your life, late twenties, late twenties at the most. He said,
I see one of your lower disks is bulging slightly
at a bulging desk, got a bulging desk. And then

(32:23):
he locked through another bit and he was like, that's
a little bit of And I was like, what's that
And he was like, okay, we'll look at the arthritis.
But it's He's like, but that's normal. It's the kind
of arthritis. It's like, I've got it, she's got you know,
everyone gets this because.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
It's not arthrotis.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Isn't a us assume or people are shermance for like people.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
That it's associated with deep pain. I don't have any
pain in my back. I've got pain on my knee.
But this could be a culmination of things that are
pushing and causing this knee pain. And so that that
on that bulging disc on your spine against a nerve. Oh,
and that could be causing the pain. It could be.
Now that's the path of investigation to go down for
the next however long. But you know, no matter when

(32:59):
the doctor says to you, by the way, this isn't
seriously fury in keeping like, this is a very normal
thing that happens.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
I was like, us, right, it's a bolding disk. I've
got a bad back. I had a bad back. I'm
thirty five. That's it. I'm old. I felt so old suddenly,
and he just get you can see it in my
eye being like no, no, no, no, this is not
a big deal. Viral and she's spicy vial like I'm old.
I'm old. I'm going to write a will. Why shall
I leave my children?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
I haven't had?

Speaker 4 (33:20):
I want to know what made you feel old this week?
Because like we did a bit of I've been doing
a bit of heavy lifting at home, and you do.
You're just feeling in the knees, you feel it in
the back a little bit. You just start to feel things.
Or maybe it was just a look in the mirror.
Maybe it was I don't know, something that made you
feel old. You didn't get on two things. Okay, and
this this is good because this is going to make

(33:41):
you feel better, Haley, if we all this, If you're
in your liman teens, twenties, thirties, forties, you or and above,
you always just are panicking about turning old.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Jennifer Coolidge was thirty eight when she played Stiffler's Mum,
you're older than that.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I'm forty two ten to be forty three.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
She was thirty eight when she played his mum and
in the original American Pie, which came out twenty five
years ago.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
We were all like, she's old, shot, but she's old. Yeah,
and she's not.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
She's only thirty eight and that's year. Yeah, that's young
these days.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
And the other thing was that kid Sophia Grace that
went on Alan and sung Nicki Minaj the.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
British Check the British Super Base.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah. Yeah, that little one that's come on was a
little to talk to her. I feel like, way back
in the day we interviewed her. Yeah yeah, and she's
just head or having her second baby. What I know, sir,
she's mother. Time she would have been like because we
would have there would have been nine years ago, ten

(34:40):
years ago ago, so.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
She yeah, she would have been super bass. Yeah yeah,
ten years yeah, I know why now. Yeah, she was
a little mouthy kid and now she's she was just
sing super bass. It just makes her feel old. Maybe
it's something like that you saw something in the news
and you're like, what I see this a lot on
instag woman being like I'm the age of the Golden Girls,

(35:02):
you know, like Betty Wye stuff, beneath their old show,
and everyone was like, oh, they were elderly in that
they were the early fifties.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Oh wow, Yeah, b Arthur was like the oldest one
and she was older than the woman that was playing
the oldest one.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, wild, I know. Okay, Well, let's let's make Hayley
feel better. Yes, because of her bad back?

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Yeah? Yeah, what made you feel old recently? Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Eight hundred dollars at him as number. Give us a
text nine six nine six. It's almost to the day,
twenty five years since Toystery two came in.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
No, it's not. That was ten years ago. What made
you feel old recently? Wow?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Great messages.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
My brother in lawdest text me. He's a teacher, high
school teacher. Year nine student just told him that he
was born in the olden days. Remember I used to
say that your parents back in the olden days. And
when my brother in law, Matthew was like, no, he
wasn't the student scientifically calculated to be like technically, yes,
you were.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Yeah, you've seen that where they talked to like NFL
draft per like the most athletic people on the world
that do NBA draft picks, And I'm like, okay, So
what would it take for someone to be considered old?

Speaker 4 (36:07):
What year would they have to be born? And they're
just all of.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Them, like two thousand, anything before two thousand, anything that
starts at nineteen and wild.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Anything that doesn't nineteen. Oh yeah, young whippers.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Did your brother in law instantly foil that kid?

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Yeah, he's been kicked out of the school, he's been removed.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Good, Maddie joins us. Maddie, what made you feel old?
This week?

Speaker 8 (36:30):
The TikTok comments saying that people don't know that Harry
Styles was in one direction?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Oh yeah, because they would just think of him with
a solo career. Yeah, oh my god, that's where he started.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
He's not even that old.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Wait how old is he now? How old is Harry?

Speaker 9 (36:46):
Like thirty one or thirty?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Maddie, do you know that Justin Timberlake was part of
a boy band? I did know that, Okay, checking because
I was going back a generation for boy band. Yeah,
just making sure. Yeah, I'm just thinking sure, that would
be slightly hypocritical.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Maddy, Thank you, Emma. What made you feel old?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
This week?

Speaker 8 (37:05):
I bent down to pat my cat and skeeter off
with the crunching sound of my knees.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
Oh my god, it's just creaking primal wiring things. Is
a rattlesnake or something?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah, yeah, I'm only thirty six.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
And it's extremely young. Oh my god, thirty six is
a new twenty six. Okay, we agree, Emma, I agree.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Yeah, it's more creaky than what do you take?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
It's drink twenty six.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
She's got so many vitamins on his bench, and I'm
imagining he's got a vitamin for creaking.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Joints and take a joints.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
That.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Yes, labricate everything with coffee. That's that's flies. You know,
that's probably not helping your half.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Probably thanks you miss the messages in My daughter was
doing my face man, and she asked me if I
my receiving hairline painted?

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Oh, how do you? I had to stop myself from
calling her a little bitch.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, I hope she was grounded for like a month.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Yeah, Gray Gray, I found Gray Heir at thirty three.
Gave me a hot flush of fear.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
See, that's something you guys have to look forward to
in the next few years. I haven't had one yet.
That'll be a big day. I might take that day off.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
A student asked me how old I am, and I said,
none of your business because I'm a mature, respectful teacher.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
They went on to guess that I was.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
One said thirty five, one said thirty eight, and one
said just before forty.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
I'm twenty five. I know, but they think you're an adult,
you know, they think that you're my senior authority. There.
I just got.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
I just got bag as a parent volunteer, three days
at school camp with a bunch of ten year olds.
Getting called sir makes me feel old like nothing else
has Sigma rizzo.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Ohio, yes, es, yeah, you got your dad's got the
sigma ris I didn't love being called ma'am, or like
when people would say ask the lady when I worked
in retail when I was nineteen, lady, excuse me, I'm
a girl. Someone said, what made me feel older?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
This week?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
My son turned thirty five? Yeah that must blow your mind?

Speaker 6 (39:10):
How yeah, Louise message. And I used to run seventy
to one hundred kilometers a week.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
Now I have a bulging disc too, and I can
run five kilometers once a week and I get off
the bus like a creaking galleon.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
I love a big wooden pirate ship. Yeah, and you know, ah, yes, yes, yes, Louise.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
You might have a bulging disc and creek like a galleon,
but you've certainly not lost any of You're poetic.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Yeah, you might actually becoming into your poetic erar. Yeah,
it's lovely.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
I went to bed early, no wine, had an amazing
eight and a half hour sleep, woke up exhausted.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Just turn thirty. I'm a youth health nurse. A teen
was talking about an all black Spring Box game and
I said I was lucky enough to watch one in person.
He asked if I was one of at one of
the apartheid riots on twenty eight No, I wasn't there. No,
I wasn't even alive.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
I felt old when telling one of the young girls
at worked and I was excited to go see the
Vinger boys. And she asked me, what's a Vinger boy?

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Oh, the Vinger buss is coming.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Yeah, the Vinger bus is coming.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Old is jumping. So where does it take us New
York to San Francisco? Okay, a never ending disco? I
don't know. I'm too young to know. Bump and everybody's jumping.
So if you come to party, come ort to move
your body for God's sake.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
Somebody said the fact that it's forty five years since
Mount Erebus, and I can remember that britn just sitting
on the new yea, yeah, that was what they said
here in that this morning, forty five years and I
can remember it happening. I was like that, simply can't
be right.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Someone called me a fire and I'm thirty six. Gave
me a heart attack, you know, like fire, like the
Maldi term of like ah, like a how do you? Yeah,
I don't know what I'm doing. I'm a child.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
The little baby that played good Luck Charlie on Disney
Channel is now fifteen years old. And that just doesn't
add up at all. Oh my god, I went out
to the clubs.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Oh no, don't do'n make you feel old. You don't
do that going to clubs. Don't feel real old. Walking
down whenever we were in Wellington, walked down Courtey Place
and you're like, oh God, grow all of you, grow
up like this was you not so long ago.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Bad play z ms Fletchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Now listen to this storyline for a Christmas film called
Christmas in the spotlighted Spotlight and see if it sounds familiar, Okay,
Christmas in the Spotlight follows the love story of a
mega pop star and a football player, both trying to
navigate their feelings for each other amidst intense scrutinization.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
So it's ringing very close to Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
And Travis CalCon And so apparently this movie, which is
a lifetime movie, which is like daytime cheesy films that
just look dreadful.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Low budget, low budget. You never know any of the
actors in your film.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
You don't know a single person like Jessica Lord or
Laith Welschleeger who play I'll say it, Taylor and Travis.
They don't go by those names obviously.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I really hope that Taylor Swift does an interview and
says that they've sat down to watch this and then
give their review of it because they masked.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
That would make my day.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
So there was a journalist who watched this and they
made sixty two unfiltered thoughts they had while watching it,
the first one being that this is an hour and
a half I've been watching this and I'll never get
back and it basically apparently one of the worst parts
of this film is that they use lines from Taylor
Swift's songs as dialogue, like they're chucking in like references

(42:43):
to her music as dialogue. I guess. I mean, what
are the copyright laws around this? I don't know. I
hate it? Are you kidding me? Can't we just message me?
It's got a seven point one out of ten on AMDB.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
What it's No, because it's it's all you crazy Swift
e that are But you're bombing it. You'll just slip it,
you bombing it, you review bombing it up. No, because
of you're anti bombing, your anti review bombing.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Yeah. No, because I feel like a lot of us
stuft will be like this is a bit crn. Yeah,
maybe it's good Cren, Like who doesn't love a good Cren.
We've already made plans to watch it together. Yeah, I
mean it would be such a fun day if you
had some drinks on board.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
But so that starts off with this pop start saying
and she's got blonde here with waves in it, with
singing a Taylor inspired, like Taylor styled song which is
apparently so bad Ryan. She writes all these jokes about
being single and like all of his songs are about

(43:44):
being single and like looking for love. It is just
absolutely terrible. The movie Travis has the number thirteen jumper on.
He looks nothing like Travis, but he's sort of like
d Grade. Right shall we say?

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Are we gonna have the chance to this in New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Well, I'm just trying. I was trying to look as
to where we can find it. I mean, you could
probably download it from somewhere. I mean, I'm not going
to watch that, But why are you asking? It really
feels like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Well I said I'm not watching that Snowman movie. Is
somebody messaged and saying it's so bad they couldn't even
furnish it. Wait, that's all the Snowman Snowman one. That's
the Snowman that, by the way, if you haven't seen it,
comes alive and is like a hot guy.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Guy with abs and the lead person is the actress
that play Gretchen Wiener on Mean Girls. Yeah, I've heard that.
It's actually quite delightful. What somebody else?

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Somebody's just missaged? And have you seen the trailer for
the Robbie Williams by Pick where it is a monkey?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
I saw?

Speaker 7 (44:40):
No.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
If you're not seen the poster and he's a monkey man,
And I'm like, what's why? Is your mother a huge man?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Is he a monkey man? For the whole documentary been
a Man? One of his songs see Robbie Williams as
a c GI monkey and first trailer for bio pick what,
Oh my god, he's a monkey the.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Whole movie don't know? Oh no, that's also a movie.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
I want to be watching. The pop Singer's Portrayed by
a CGI Monkey follows Williams play by as he goes
from a fractious childhood to boy band success and then
solo superstar as a monkey as a monkey along the way.
The film reportably doesn't flinch from depicting his animal side,
including drug problems and repellent star behavior.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Sounds like whoever made that was on druve put down
the pipe?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
If you would like to play what's your jobby? We'll
try and guess your job. You can win one hundred dollars.
Give us a call right now, oh, eight hundred dollars
a day.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Fleshborne and Haley play ZMS Fletchborne and Hailey, what's your joby?

Speaker 4 (45:44):
What's your joby? What's your joby?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
What's your joby?

Speaker 4 (45:50):
It feels like singing that.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
It's been a while, Yeah, it has been a while
since we've done this.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
If we're going to try and guess your job, we
will ask three questions and then have one guess and
if we can do that, one hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
We've done it before him. We've also been horrifically way
of course, way off. Ashley joins us. Good morning, Ashley,
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Okay, how are you this morning? Ashley?

Speaker 5 (46:14):
I'm getting a real administration tone from that voice.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Are you interesting?

Speaker 5 (46:19):
That's not a question though. If that's not a question,
how are you actually?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
How's the week? Ben? This isn't a question either.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I'm good, thank you.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
It's busy, busy, busy, because admind busy this time of year.
Give you a wrap up?

Speaker 8 (46:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Do you work?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I'm going to go first of my mates. Do you
work in a female dominant industry? They all dominated the
industry fifty or it's a male dominated this?

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Interesting?

Speaker 6 (46:48):
Okay, she's not early childhood you'd say that's a female
dominated yeah yeah, yeah, okay, okay, hairdresser, that was a
fair that's a female dominated indust yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Okay, Ashley, do you work predominantly behind a computer? No, Oh,
she's a trading Yeah, for sure, she's working in the trade.
And then.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
We need to narrow it down more. It's in the trades.
We need to narrow it down. Your question needs to
narrow down what trade?

Speaker 4 (47:28):
What kind of trade? No?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Do you use a hammer?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
But most trades were at some stage us a hammer.
Here's a hammer. I don't know. Imagine if she said yes, yeah, no,
wouldn't we okay, yeah, definitely? Do you re thin she's
like a spark? What about do you wear hibers? Traders

(47:52):
hold on the trade sold on the traders? Maybe like
construction or road traffic, yeah, trucking. Yeah, what we almost
need to give herself more than three questions. We're getting
worse at this game, Ashley. I think we're onto something here.
I think we need to narrow down a trade. Okay,

(48:14):
shut up, you shut your mail. Maybe ask if she
works on the ride.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Because most trainers, yeah yeah, road wouldn't eliminate any we're
just muddy the waters.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
I reckon ask her if she works in the trades,
and we'll just take a stamp. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Do you work in the trades.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Do you work in one of the big three trades? Plumbing, electricity,
or building?

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Yeah, okay, do you yep that one?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
No, she doesn't work well, she couldn't even ben't even
be in the trades.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
She's not in the trades. Yeah, but she could be
one of the little track you're saying, Thailand. Remember when
we got do you work in transfer? That's okay, we've
asked our questions, right, Yeah, we need to we need
to say do you work in transportation?

Speaker 5 (49:11):
I think we'll say trucking? Do you work in trucking?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
No? Excited? What do you do? What do you do?
What's your job? I'm a house painter. Oh my god,
so good? That was trade?

Speaker 6 (49:26):
The other trades sec trade trades. I wouldn't say painting
is one of the bigs. You're probably right, yeah, needs.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
To stop chip stopping? Is that mastering for trades? Ashley? Tiling?
Is that one of the best Ashley? Do you do?
Do you do wallpapering as well?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
No? I don't do wallpapering.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
How much for a cash job to paint a horrible
orange eighties brick house?

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Quote on your own quote?

Speaker 5 (49:57):
While she's here, And of course she would be paying
tax for thing you would be.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Two yes, of course, especially sorry we can we couldn't
guess your job there.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Unfortunately going home empty handed.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Well, she's not going to your handed because she's got
a lovely trade.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
She grace to you and said, we're gonna have another
shot at this.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Grace.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
How are you guys?

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Really good?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Grace?

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Do you wear a uniform?

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Question, I asked my question from the first round again,
you can do whatever you want. Do you work in
a female dominated industry.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Uniform?

Speaker 4 (50:42):
And in a uniform so a male dominated industry industry?
What are you sicking guessing that, Grace?

Speaker 3 (50:51):
The job in general, I guesses just would be fifty fifty.
But like my specific like art as a green male dominated.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Yeah right, right, right, god, yeah, okay, let's just say no,
it's not like dominated. Yeah, okay, yeah, but but she
I say, oh my god, that's really thrown me. Do
you think it could be jo? She also said the
trade job, so she almost said the trade. We got
another trade, not trade. Okay, that's at bus. That's why

(51:24):
I was thinking medicine, because you know that's not a
gender dominated thing, as you're saying.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
But maybe one area of it is the nursing I'd
say was still female dominating. Yes, but what about my
experience with females, Ray, I've.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Had a lot of male specialists, you know, maybe she's
maybe Okay, do you work in the medical industry? No, okay, okay,
hang on, it's not a medicine. That's what we've area
of this of this industry isn't particularly Yeah, it isn't

(52:09):
particularly female driven. Okay, come on, in the industry and
a whole is a bit more so. Flowers were out.
I think. Then she's a she.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
With you guys, and one of the first times you
did it?

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Wait are you?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Did we not guess at the first time you did
not get.

Speaker 7 (52:32):
Love.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
She's a chef or a cook uniform uniform and is that?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
And hospitality isn't? But then what is her speciality that
she says is in the kitchen?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
The kitchen?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Oh god, oh god, well, Haley, you you've got okay,
grace one guess are you?

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Are you a butcher? Not quite? I just went, I mean,
are you what's your jobby?

Speaker 8 (53:05):
I was a sales rep and I work in like agriculture.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
You okay, you know what I'm going to tell you,
we would have never got that Grace when yeah, we're
sort of.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Better when you're I don't even by the calling again
for a third time. We're we're not going to get
that the third time, Grace, it's Grace again. We'd all
be like, oh no, it's.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
The text machine because some people are listening have got
far bitter memories, and then they'll be like, yeah, sales.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Well, unfortunately, Grace going home empty handed and nobody winning.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
This week's what's your joy?

Speaker 5 (53:42):
So we'll come back for a crack.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
I'm sure before if you've got any freebies rocking around
in fertilizers for a.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
Guy with a big I work in fertilizer and cooled before,
and you always ask for free.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
He he wants people to do tax free labor, painting
jobies and free fertilizer.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Scab just pay for it yourself, you're scared.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
The problem is everyone else that buy its fertilizer are
running like a productive farm where they've got costs and
and they've got profits.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
I'm just a straight hole in the ground when it
comes to costs.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
This is what happens when you've got an Instagram property
still field.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Are you feeling Petty for worn in his lifestyle block.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Yeates city rates without city services.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
I'm a little bit about it. Here are some of
the contenders for word of the Year for dictionary dot
Com now Oxford Collins. They'll all start trickling out, they
all start doing harpers, they all start Marrian Webster, Merriam Webster. Yep,
what's macquarie.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yeah, I was going to say the Australian word of
the year is the one I always like the most
because it's close to most of home.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
Yeah, it's been the sea bomb for like twelve years
in a row. I know in one year it was
Bachelor's Handbager was last year. Yeah, that was the best.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
So here with the contenders for dictionary dot COM's brain rot. Yeah,
extreme weather, Midwest nice and weird and bratt.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Weird and all words that would have already been in
the dictionary, right. Yeah, but these aren't the new editions.
These are just the one now, just the word of
the year, yeah, because then you get the ones that
have added in. Yeah, those were the contenders for word
of the year.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I hate it when they say word of the year
in these two words extreme weather, that's one.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Like they should say phrase of the year the year.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
That's right. Actually, we'll send them a strongly one word
x with. That's like a new one word extreme weather.
We're experienced, We're expecting x with. Now their word of
the year went huge maybe a few months ago after
a video from Influencer went very viral. It went very viral,

(56:06):
very mindful, very demure. Yeah, yeah, there was TikToker Jewels
Lebron member. She said that, look how I do my
makeup for work? Very mindful, very demure, And everyone was like,
oh my god, demure is such a great way of
describing being like modest and shy.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Yeah, and then she didn't copyright anything, and everyone kind
of made money.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Off realst because very mindful, very demure was everywhere for
like two weeks. Yeah, everyone was saying, I love their
drink bottle, very mindful, very demure.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
But people so quick on that, like people like see
a video and they're like, oh, I might copywriter.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Tour like all that that just goes so quick. Pooky, pooky.
That's the like the guy who shows off his wife's
outfits looking good pooky. And now that's like a huge
word that like everyone's using anyway, demure that's the word
of the year. I don't. I never really got into it.
I sort of buck trends. I'm sort of alternative like that. Right,

(57:04):
I'm still a goth at heart. I'm different and unique.
People say have a unique voice as well, right, I don't.

Speaker 9 (57:10):
I know life.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Word of the year is that it's a great word.
You're telling me that's not a good word. You're telling
me you haven't used that a lot. Yeah, yeah, I
use that word all the time.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Play ms Fletchborn.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Yesterday I was walking home after work and I crossed
the road to avoid something.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
What did you avoid? I? What do I cross the road?
Sometimes Yet people that loosely know whose name I can't remember, and.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
They can't be bothered, not in the mood for a conversation,
and you're like, oh, no, I was. There was the
one News. There was a reporter from one News and
a cameraman doing those on the street, on the street,
asking people questions, and there was no one else coming
towards them.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
So lazy because it was probably right outside TV that.
But then I think everybody at tv Z has got
five jobs now, not lazy doing this. They could at
the time whenever they need reaction from the street. They
just walked down to Queen Street and what's your take?
What's your take on this?

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Everything? They've gone on too long and I've.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Had I've had a bad track record with these things.
I've been on the news before. You remember the sausages. Yeah,
Campbell live was raised, that's right, and I gave a
very articulate support for and Rugby time that unjustly stung
with fine and then Fletch said.

Speaker 7 (58:32):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Well, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
There was nothing more to add hot take. Vaughn had
already given a hot take, and then I.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Just hit you, I love sausages and that was a
bit they used. I mean sausages, royal sausage.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
And I was also asked in Melbourne once. I think
I've talked about this.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
They were doing a piece about the public transport because
they all hate the public transport over there, but coming
from New Zealand, I.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Was like great, and I was the only person on
the news.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
It was like this is great, and.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
They're like I was that one person been asked.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
I've never been approached. Maybe I'm a minger that w't
be on the news. I think that's the thing, Like
they definitely always choose attractive people. Yeah, they choose the hotties.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
They choose the hotties. And David Farrier, when he was
a reporter on three.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
News, would come.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
He quite talked to us about weird youth stuff because
you guys got the reporters on what happened with you.
But there was planking. He talked to us about planking
and everyone's like, why are these kids doing it?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
It must be the drugs, and it wasn't.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
It was just like it's just And the other one
was there was this thing doing the rounds that if
you listen to a certain sound on headphones that would
make your trip like trip out.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Oh wow. I'm like, oh, the kids are on audio
drugs now. And he asked us and we listened to
it and we're like, it's just the sound, isn't it. Yeah,
that's just exactly that hyped up thing when something hits
the internet appearance panic.

Speaker 8 (59:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I don't even know what the reporter was asking people,
but I was like I don't want to be like
because I was like, what if it's a big question,
like you know, the war, Yeah, yeah, you know, a
political thing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I was like, I don't want to be like, what's
the start on this on Seymour's treaty, But I don't know,
put him down, put against it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Because it isn't for himself.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Yeah, yeah, and take a little.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
And then like oh then I'm the news.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
It's like no, no, so I just crossed the road.
But this is what I thought we could ask this morning,
is what did you say on the news? Were you
one of these like they called them vox pops, Like
did you comment, I don't know, give some commentary on something?

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
And what was it about?

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Because I know, Shannon, we've spoken about this in the past,
you were one of these. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
When I was about seven, we were protesting against orange
ruffy trawling who was my.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
School But like us kids were like, it's nice to
get behind the car.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
What was the teacher like kind of getting some numbers up?

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
So then the weird thing was is once we finished
the protest, we went back to the classroom and she's
like here and joy and it was an orange. We
ate one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
You eat that young orange. That's why that's why it's endangered,
because it's too delicious for good.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
To the chant on the news, stop bottom trawling. It's appalling.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Court an orange on a line. I don't know how
much that. It's okay if we eat them of the line.
It's the trawling that's the problem. I just I don't
know what the word trawling means, but it's stuck with them, right.
You don't know about it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Bottom trawling is no like a common trolling is just
a ship moves towing a massive net right and just
catching everything behind it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Isn't that just for no? Maybe this is it's just
too much.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
Really bad for the bottom of the sea.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Beer. It's appalling. Yeah, it's yeah, bottom trawling.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
It's a pall as you were chanting on the news.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
So okay, this is what I want to do this
morning because we can relive these amazing times when you
had your two seconds on the news. Hundred DALs at
m is the number you can tax through. Nine six
nine six.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
I just remembered there was a hostage situation in Marnsville
when I was an intermediate.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
This guy walked through the florist.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Into the Was this the guy that was like, I'm
not coming out until homes he comes here? Yeah, equivalent
now of saying I'm not leaving this florist until you
fly Jeremy Wells and Hillary Barry down.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah, yeah, dare I.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Say homes homes at seven was slightly harder hitting the
seven show.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
I won't have that. I won't have that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
Okay, Well, they hit the caller and then there was
like there were obviously the local news people got there
before and I always remember this this old guy, and
they were like, what do you think of the situation.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
It was just like, shoot the bastard, My god, Okay,
what did you end up saying on the news? Oh?
Eight hundred DALs at him? Call now text the nine
six nine sex? What was your two seconds of fame
because you avoided it yesterday across the road, I've got
a bad trick record of giving poor commentary on the news.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
Somebody said I can beat that because I didn't even
get to say anything on the news. They were doing
a story about instruction and used a three second video
of me, and their montage was me trying to hit
a nail with a hammer, which I missed three.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Times on the and then on the fourth bent the nails.
It sounds like they need a nail gun. Shameful, Charlotte,
What did you end up saying on the news, Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
Well, it was actually my husband and we're going back
about twenty years. We used to have a salmon farm
down in the high Country of Canterbury.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
How did the fish get up there?

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
Well, we packed it off the Require River. But anyhow,
there was this major bush fire in the high country
around Ashboost and Meson area and they called them, you know,
all the help they could get in the region, and
so my husband was a volunteer firefighter helping out. In
six News came and interviewed him and they asked for us,

(01:03:54):
you know how you're containing the fire, and they edited
his answer that screened on the six News too. We're
putting water on it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
I mean, not wrong and factually career actually quite accurate,
actually very accurately.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
We've decided to do today as a different approach, and
we're going to we're going to try and putting water
on it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Yeah, brilliant Charlotte.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Some messages in I've thered so many good ones. Somebody
messaged in saying they also remember the nineteen ninety four
morns for hostage being taken and the guy in the
news saying shoot the bastard, and then the police did
shoot the bastard. That's what they followed up. I didn't
remember the end of that, right. I knew he went,
but I thought he might have exploded themselves the way huh,
all the way shooting him or like shooting him.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Yes, I love this one. When I lived in London,
I was in a clothing store that Princess Catherine had
worn a dress from. They asked me if I would buy,
and where the dress she wore, and extremely key weeks
and I said, you definitely, she's so stylish. I was
on the five BM news with the posh reporter sound
and then I sounded like an unclassy KeyWe Oh no.
My parents live on a Farman.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
In twenty ten, there was a news article on a
petro station nearby that it had accidentally not increased its
fuel prices. And I was studying and watching tvre My
mom came on and she said that she later told
me she'd been absolutely blindsided because she'd worked out that
the fuel was cheaper. So they were down there filling
up every container they had.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
My mum was on the news looking like a real
scab because she was like filling up milk bottles and everything. Yeah,
there's very bloody. I them.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
Um, somebody said a lot of teachers messaging in that
they were out doing strikes and the news would cover
the teacher strike and they come and talk to them.
Obviously after an eloquent answer as to why they were striking,
but they got stage fright and couldn't like matter.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Much more than give me more money.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Money.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
I was asked to give my halftime thoughts at the football.
Then they told me they can't use They couldn't possibly
use the footage because you just gave it useless.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
I had a few too minute.

Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
One time the local newspaper stopped me and asked me
what my favorite movie was. I paniced and see Gangs
of New York, a great.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Movie, long time long. They took a photo of me
to publish nixts to my wonderful answer.

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
I was a security guard of the Reserve Bank in
Wellington during when they had their data hack, so they
recorded footage of the front of the Reserve Bank with
me letting someone in the check in their ID. But
now they use that footage every time the Reserve Bank
has mentioned. Last night I was on the news again
because of rates cuts.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
Amazing.

Speaker 9 (01:06:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
I was twenty working at a cafe on Albert Street
in the city, was attached to a huge building of offices.
We had a fire, so everyone was evacuated and there
were heaps of fire engines turned up, and of course
the news turned up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
It's just down the road from them, that's yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
Once a small fire was without someone asked me a
few questions and I came off sounding like a hero,
like I was cool, calm and collected, when in reality,
once the fire star and I went to panic mode.
I immediately grabbed my bag, abandoned the building, ran out,
thinking only.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
Of myself sort of hero.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Amazing, it's so good. Yeah, there's so many good ones.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
Back in twenty ten, I was being interviewed as part
of a Korean dance group for my school at the
International Dance Festival in christ Church. All I said that
I was sick and tired of kapahaka getting ninety percent
of the attention. I meant like from the dance aspect
of the school, but of course that was the part
they put.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
On the news. And yeah, I looked like I was
twelve year old at the end of that text, I
was twelve and white, and I didn't know. I felt
such a strong sense of injustice for the Korean dance
group was but they printed my name and my school
and I quoted the newspaper, Wow, like anti Marlin. I
just want to do more k pop dancing at school dancing.

(01:07:54):
The best one was the guy who was having dots
on the stove when there was a bomb threat. There
was a year they had to evacuate all the houses
because they were like, there's someone making bombs in their garage.
And the guys they were like, what we're doing is
like just having a couple of docks on the stove, And.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
The police knocked on his door and he thought he
was going to get arrested for the dots.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
A classic piece of New Zealand television, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Ms Fletch Vorn and Haley plays Ms flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
The fact of the day, Day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Day day, Day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Did did did did.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Deo.

Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
Today's fact that Scrabble week. Today's fact of the day
about scrabble is that there are one hundred and seven
acceptable two littered words that you can play and scrabble
oh man great Man's three key oh is acceptable though
h acceptable at at also acceptable tar t a acceptible.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Yeah. I've played a lot of scrabble. I played a
lot of scrabble on my iPad back in the day,
and it always like, tell you can kind of we
play enough you figure out the two little words that
you don't know what they are, but they are acceptable. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:13):
So I've looked up some of the two letter words
that confuse me because the only two letter word that
you can play that.

Speaker 9 (01:09:20):
It was at yeah or he oh, it wasn't No,
it was zar z A.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Now why do you think you can play z A?
You're smart alex colloquial four pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Correct, it's afortiately been accepted as a shortening a slang s,
not an abbreviation.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Because of course you can't play abbreviations.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Yeah, it's zar.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Is A the only two little word that starts with
z that you can play in a game of scrabble.
I never you are. It's a good one to remember.

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
Zar and key y hy okay. So that's the only
one you can start. What about what is a two
little word that starts with H that you can play?

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
The only Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
But do you know it's not re as In response
to this, it's because it's a variant spelling of ray,
like a ray of sunshine of sunshine.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
What about words that start with jay. There's only one
of them you can play, is it jar no jar r? Yeah,
because of j r? What about jar role, pissed, proper noun? Okay,
it's proper noun. Joe joe a show, no sweetheart or dear,
it's another name. It's another word for like my sweetheart,

(01:10:44):
my love joe.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Okay, interesting, Hello sweet Joe, sweet sweet Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Ah kyes.

Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
So those are the ones, those are the letters with
there's only one two letter word that you can play
for each of those letters.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
They're helpful when you get into the end of your board,
getting to the end of the SAT, filling in gaps
with two little words and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
But it was weird reading this list of two lettered words.
I started with like A obviously this list, and I
got to a B. I was like, it's not a word,
A course, it totally is wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
But it's short for abdominal, I guess. I got to AS.
I was like, as, that's not a word. It was
so weird.

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
How I couldn't whin it's just a list of them. Yeah,
it just looks made up, Yeah, like a X.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
I worked out after a while. That's ax. That's the
alternative spelling to a X E. Is I mean you're
also quite done?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Yeah, yeah, I've had a few too many head knocks.
Yeah to work out that a combination of two letters.
Yeah can be. It's understanding a word. It's okay, we
love you, love you anyway, Thanks guys, I appreciate special
special Joe. So today's fact.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
In the days, there is only one hundred and seven
acceptable two letter words to be played an official Scrabble.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Fact of the day, Day day day day. Yeah do do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Do do do do doopo plays zim s fleshborn and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Now you know we had the Kiwi Firefighters in here
for the Kiwi fire Fighters calendar ready from Ovimber with
three of the lovely gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Kiwi Firefighters calendar dot co dot and said Stellivat. So
what a Christmas gift, Great Christmas. They were lovely guys too.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
If anyone's missing these I took to home.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
And where have they were? Did they end up soiled?

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
The first one we soiled, the first one, the second
ones on the wall. What I said soiled? That could
mean anything.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
George has got one in her studio as well.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Got January up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Yeah, she's ready for the year, ready for twenty twenty
five day he was in. God, that's in your eye
line every day.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
I know it isn't a body one of the most
unbelievable bodies of every cent of my entire life. God,
you gotta get one of these calories for charity, for
charity exclude why else would you be buying it. It's
exclusively for charity. I also follow the Aussie firefighters who
do the OSSI Firefighters calendar on Instagram. We've got some
hobbies in there as well. They do with their photos.

(01:13:15):
They do this thing where they stand and I don't know,
it must be some kind of igniting thing and they
stand there with your shirts off and they stomp on
this thing and goes and they get like engulfed in
flames and then they're like they show them behind the
scenes videos. Really nice.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
I buy those calendars for those women that are raising
money for mechanicsts.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Not no, those are just nudies. Are just like Playboy calendar.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
The woman that can't afford bikini tops, they can only
afford tops or bottoms, so they're not raising money, and
they raise money for mechanics.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
No, I don't think charity for mechanics because entially for charity. Yeah,
so mechanics, okay, whatever you need to tell yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
So the mechanics are doing okay, Well, they have nipples,
you see them, right, Okay, they get to see the
nipples and then they get to get their own right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Well, the American Fire Rescue Dogs Society, they do a
calendar where they get some of the firstest firefighters from
across America and they take off their shirts and raise
money with these calendars. The only twisters they're holding puppies.

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
It's like the next level of the calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Support mechanics have got puppies to puppy puppy bee. So
these guys are they're hot, like for sure? Do you
know I'd rate our key women over these guys.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
What about that one? I mean that puppy that's really
the one on the left.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Can you adopt you?

Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
These puppies are their sheltered dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Well, I think these puppies are training to be fire
risky puppies. You know, they go into the training courses.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
They also or something.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Well, they're all different, those different I don't know what
they are. What are those mats mats.

Speaker 9 (01:15:04):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
I feel like next year the Kiwi Firefighter calendar should
get kettens or puppies.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Kittens.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
You up the you'd go through the roof.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
And sounds, because not only you've got the market of
people that want hot fireman calendars, then you've got people
that want because how many moms have cat calendars heaps
and cats calendar? Yess and love a cat calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Also they you know where if you were wearing they've
got their firefighter trousers on, and where you would maybe
see usually a jockey or a Calvin client popping up
the top wearing custom mondays that say hashtag help puppies
because they know where the eyes are going, studying at
the biceps and they were shooting down to see if
there's any kind of shadowing and they've written their message

(01:15:53):
of hashtag help puppies. Right, So you buy this calendar,
but I'd recommend getting the Kii Firefighters because you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Were saying the guys the hotter. I think just for me, yeah,
the guys are hotter, and the key week calendar, but
then there are cute puppies in that one.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
I know, well, now that we're friends because you do
know that the key firefighters calendar Instagram, they follow me
on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Maybe I don't think those are those specific firefighters that
weren't here, and that's the.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
Organ They came in and they're like hot, Damn you
think we're hot? Did you see that one in there?

Speaker 8 (01:16:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
I don't know if I was.

Speaker 6 (01:16:25):
To see a female equivalent of when you're a male
and you think the waitress is flirting with you, but she's.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Just clear were Maybe I could reach out to my
new personal friends. God, if they calm down enough for
me to get a word in and suggest to them,
add some puppies and kittens, ad some puppies and you
do it. It's some sort of charity thing. I'm trying
to contact the girls and the mechanics, Cad and Blocked.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Flesh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
I knew that Sabrina Carpenter had a Christmas thing coming out.
I've seen the ads for it, yep. But my girl
Chapel is going to be involved.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
This is pretty massive considering that those two are like
the Hot Decks.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chapel. I still listen to this album
probably most days. Yeah, it's gonna be it's your wrapped
number one A. Well, that's what I'm hoping for.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
So it's this is a Netflix thing called A Nonsense
Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter, and it's like, looks like a
very jolly, fun horny it's going to be because if
you've listened to that album, I know, and the singles themselves,
and when she performs this one moment in a song
where each time she walks to the front of the
stage and the moment the song happens and she gets
and she does a very sexually experience.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Yeah, I might not watch this because you know, I'm
waiting until marriage. Yeah, a virgin that might give me.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
As we established a couple of weeks ago for five
Shocking News, Fletch is still a virgin and he's waiting
for the one.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
So I might skip this because, you know, yeah, I'm
like a PG kind of g very PG Christmas thing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
I know. Oh my god, have you seen the other guests?

Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
Yes, says I was just going to read out please
Chapel Ran Tyler, who's had a big year as well. Yeah,
but again, another very small human. I would look ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
We were there, We just look like Goliath because how
tall is Sabrina car Oh wow, okay, and a stretch
should I Twain is going to be on.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Do you remember when she commented on our TikTok this.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Got a know when you committed one of the greatest
hate crimes of all time and talked over, let's go girl,
something I'll never I'll never forget nor forgive.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
Cary Delavan's also going to be on, and you know,
lots of the people you'd be like, oh yeah, but
here's one that kind of sticks out like a sore thumb.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Sean Aston sam wais Gamsey from The Lord There. I
don't know is he playing He might have reached the
age where he can play Santa.

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
Oh shut up? Perhaps, Oh my god, you're right. I
just saw a photo who's sitting on Sander's lap and
it's him. Now it comes out on December sixth, and nonsense,
Christmas wasna camps only like a week away.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
This is going to be really fun. And once you watch,
once you watch that we're speaking of, don't forget to
go and watch the Netflix horror show that is the.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
What's it called Hot Frosty, Hot Frosty.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
When the Snowman comes to life and a bit. Tell
you what, he's got a six packer?

Speaker 8 (01:19:31):
Ab.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Wow, who's making the programming decisions at Netflix? Saynes, you've
got a one day and you're still wearing a chap
Orient T shirt and getting a lot of compliments around
the place.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
People do love the T shirt. Sorry, I've tuned down.
I'm actually just adding Hot Frosty to my your what
my list?

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
Okay, and see you this weekend. Well, congratulations to you podcast.
Let's see you've reached the end. So I would assume
if you've listened all this way through you'll eat it asleep.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
And which case, what do you enjoyed it?

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
So drop us a review and tell your friends that's
how podcasts work.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
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