Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - August 22nd 2025

• More men are getting Botox
• Top 6 - Things that should be in the kids census
• 78 Reasons to book a holiday
• Shannon's Hack
• Millie Bonjovi has a baby
• SLP - Is it okay to talk in a cinema ever
• Is liking someone's story soft cheating
• What haven't you dealt with yet?
• Herman The German Update
• Hayley's five hour overnight packing
• FOTD
• What was your failed dream?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zendim podcast network. This is from Flee one
and Haley's Big Pond. Thanks to animates making happy happen
for pets. Ms flesh one and.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Haley, Thank you brand. Good morning, Happy Friday, guys. We
made it the slowest week in the world ever.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
God, Wednesday was Friday, yeah, and then Thursday was Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I think it's because you made me have a frozen
margarita on Tuesday and that made me feel like it
was Thursday, and then it got for Thursday and it wasn't. Anyway,
Here we are. It's Friday Secret Sound again at seven
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Coming up soon. We've got the top sex as well. Voro. Yeah,

(00:45):
there's been thanks Split Shore, my boys, Bloody Halsey. I
think it would be Hales Andlsy, Halso Fletch Show, Mornie
Morny flet Show and Harles. We had a radio show
in Australia, That's what they'd call us. Yeah, I know
they love to do that in Australia. Couldn't get born
and probably vasa Yeah, you'd be vasabe flazzer. Yeah, has

(01:10):
a flazz. Yeah, there's been a census of sixteen thousand children.
I don't give it a bit of a barometer of
how the youth are doing. So I've got the top
six findings flending from that coming.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Okay, let's kick off the show with something that the
men are starting to get that would have been having
for years on the rise for the boys periods.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Play z ms, Fleashborne and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Apparently more men, more blokes, more of the bro skis
are getting botox, or as they're calling it, brotox.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, maybe we.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Talked recently about scrowtos. People were getting some botox and
the scrotum.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
To smooth it out a bit. Yeah, weird sort of
thought was quite odd. I wouldn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Just do was how we ought to see a smooth scrotum?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, just a perfectly skin the egg A couple of ye.
I guess I know a few guys that do bro
tox or botox. Yeah? Are they all gay? I think so? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Wait, hold on all wait a minute, scrowtox brod you
normally get it. No, I thought scrowtoks we were all
just having this laughing ridiculous the notion is, and how
no one's actually doing it on the face. No, no, no,
and no I know several straight guys that do it.

(02:39):
Yeah do you? Yeah, I only know any guy that
ever goes to the Casey clinic. I'm going there for
a rub. Because you're not allowed to be an influencer
and and post about botox. No, yeah, you're not. That's
why it was a free as a free service. You can't.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You can be an influence on say I've had botox,
but I don't know any right men they have, but
just personally me what the male friends I have they
have brotox are all gay because I think because like
you know, like celebrities like Daniel Craigan, all that they
made frowning real sexy, you know what I mean, Like
Henry kevlwiy frowns and you get those big lines.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Men get sixier when the I'm really sorry about that. Yeah,
a frown that men are allowed to age and frowning,
yeah looks so good with wrinkles.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well it's on the rise. It's an on the rise
in New Zealand, but also all around the world.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
American plastic surger surgeons say that they've seen a four
hundred percent rise and men getting botox in their face
between over the last twenty years.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's probably because they're with their wives who are getting
at and then the wives are like hate, yeah, you
got that little frownline, let's get there. Yeah, and they're like, ohkay,
let's give their little jab and stop that. I mean they,
I mean they care about their appearance as well.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Absolutely more men are doing you know, your man escaping
and your face mules and whatnot, looking after.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
The skin, wearing skincare routine. Yeah, why not. It's actually
pronounced spuff fifteen. Yeah, always important to the face. You've
got to spuff the face. But at least age it's
good advice. Yeah, you've got to protect yourself against the sun.
You had botox recently from the from on a dental side.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, yeah, I've got both on my face. It's only
like two days.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's my frown.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Inconvenience, I'm two days into the massas I can't be
ordered as the jaw muscles to stop my teeth grinding.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Was that? Did you feel that injection like that? Yeah?
It's not nice. Oh yeah, okay, it's just like sharp
and squidty. Just you feel that, but it stops you grind.
It's meant to stop you grinding.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
The jaw, which is good for people like me with
anxiety or who just sort of like are a bit
tightly warned.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Saw thon. So I'll report back on you know, work
and form it plays it.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Fletchvorn and Hailey from the Fletch, Vorn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
This is the top six.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Ah? Sex? The top sex findings from a kid's census? Yeah,
this was a census at school survey. Yeah, Sushi tops,
TikTok rules and Sigma is trending. Sixteen thousand students from
three hundred and ten schools took part in census at school.
Remember the University of Auckland with support from the Ministry

(05:29):
Education and Stats New Zealand. They were not going to
catch you have its culture and aspirations while teaching data literacy.
Am I correct in remembering that we're not having the
census anymore? We're not doing that ever again?

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Are we?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Are we not? Because they just have enough stats from
other things? Is yeah, that's rude ilightfully okay? So instead
from twenty thirty census style statistics will be created from
accommodation of data already collected, So maybe we might have one.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
One more yea one more yeah, okay, yeah, the traditional
census has been switched off, right. I know they're saying
twenty two three has turned out to be the last
year that the government will ask every person in the
country to participances.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
So I'll just do a bit of a smaller survey. Huh.
How are they going to know if if I if
I become gay? You know, I think they'll do I know,
you should just let them know. They'll probably just see
them as ring senses ring Christopher, Yeah, and they're like,
hey man, I'm gay now. Half of all students said

(06:33):
they could play at least one musical instrument. Yeah, most
often piano or guitar. That's we start slang Sigma. Fourteen
percent of them said they use Sigma on the daily,
followed by skibberty, sleigh, and huzz I've never heard, huz,
never heard haz how I did hear? So I witnessed
the evolution of like you ate, oh, yeah, you know

(06:57):
you ate? I cooked. Yeah, the other day it was
like chomp. I heard one of my daughters say, chomp,
I was like, what she's like, that's the noise you
make when you ate. And then the other I heard
another kid go oh, four plus four because what's four
plus four eight? Yeah, it's I think just with the
connectivity of the children, the language is evolving far quicker

(07:22):
than INIVI did. Yeah, ye're also hyper connected. Will They
asked him about their favorite food. Sushi topped the last,
followed by pizza and chicken, and then they asked them, hey, kids,
where would your ideal holiday destination be? Japan? Japan?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
They love the Japanesebers, Greece, Hawaii and Fiji.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Who's paying for this? Your little shit? Your little shit.
I didn't even know what sushi was when I was
a kid, and a sandwich. Yeah, three point eight percent
wanted to be lawyers, then doctor vet vets as a plat,
I want to put down anybody's al stations, teacher, engineer,
police officer, pilot. I've got the top six findings I
found when I dug a little bit deeper on the
kid sens It's number six on the list. The best

(08:01):
chicken is nugget And if you take them out to
a fine downing restaurant, they still only want to order nugget.
They don't know Korean fried chicken yet, like they haven't matured.
Get some ghost young on there. Bowld up the noodles,
the bold up noodles. I've found a bottle of just
the hot sauce. You can buy just that sauce. Oh

(08:25):
my god, it's a game changer. That's a freebie. Five
on the list of the top sex findings from the
Child Senses. When I dug a little deeper, they still
love slamming doors. Slam doors. You should put those things
on their doors, those things that make a doorshop slow.
Ye at schools know the hydrated and also about so

(08:46):
when they open the door coming into the they're having
a tan trible like silly or the dairy thing. It
goes number four on the list of the top six
findings from the child Census. When I dug a little deeper,
veggies still not as good as Lolli's. Yeah, that's a
timelessies when when you're when you're an adult. Although how

(09:12):
good as a garlic chart. Grilled brussels sprout. Oh, that's
up there with any done right, that's up there with any.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I've lit a bag of Brussels sprouts fists or in
the fridge, and I'm disgusted in myself.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
That's the number three on the least of the top
six findings are from the child senses. They still like
to be dropped off around the corner. Oh because you're embarrassing.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I love you so my mumm used
to yell out the lazy, the lazy children who like
to be dropped off at the gate. They have a
bit of relationship with their parents. Now probably is number

(09:44):
two on the least of the top sex fighters from
the child senses that I found when I dug a
little deeper. They know there's water in the tap, and
they know this food at home. They just want fizzy though,
don't they know? And they want maccies on the way home.
Not one of the those of the top six findings
from the child senses. They have recently found out that
ice cream isn't just for summer. Oh damn, do you

(10:07):
ever have that growing up? Cleve An ice cream? It's
not summer, No, it was always ice cream in the freeze.
What I'm talking When you're out and about in a
ladder eight ice cream it's winter. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I wouldn't usually stop at the diary for an ice
cream in the winter.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh, you should try it. It really hits different as
an adult. Doesn't meld as fast it can hold together
a crumbling life. Just that one day long play fletchforn
and taily right.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Little list here from in tripatravel dot com seventy eight
reasons to book the damn trip book a holiday.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Get the hell out of here. Right, So, if you're
kind of umming an a ring, you're like, it might
be a little financially irresponsible to do this.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, okay, give me a number. Come, I can't readle
seventy eight fifty four fifty four. The fifty fourth reason
to book booking is the hardest part. Just close you
rise and hit the button.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Okay, all right, you want a reason? Really is it
number fifty six? The time is now.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Number sixty This might be the moment everything changes for good.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
That fould threatening sixty five. You can do this. It's
not really reason any one.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Fear is just your brain telling you that you're on
the edge of something meaningful. Sy that I like, give
me another number of fletch heavy with the number twenty
three twenty three.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Jeeze got dark. Although that's kind of
good because you won't have to pay the holiday back.
I like number twenty four if you're taking it.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Up reasons to book a trip at the moment, it's
time to carpay that dim.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh yeah, you're right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Number twenty eight. Your couch has seen enough of your
ass this year.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't think my couch is seen nearly enough. I
wish I had more. This is a great article though,
for those people that just need that little push down,
little because if you've even done that thing where you're
buying something online and you leave the mouse there for
like aging, do you know what mine is at the moment? Okay,
we can come back and come back to what my
my mouse is? What is your mouse hovering a giant

(12:11):
vase covered in ceramic strawberries? Oh my crap, you buy
so much rap. You buy so much crap that's not crap.
And see if the list helps. Okay, so I'm gonna
I'm gonna use this list.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
What the strawberry vas should I buy a vase that
is made of ceramic strawberries? I'm gonna You've got your
last ceramic purchase back to us yet I don't know
we're taking up another surround.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's what I could easily get back.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
I'm going to look at number seven on the list
to see if I should get a ceramic strawberry vas.
Connecting with strangers can restore your faith in humanity. It's
more travel really well, that's more about almost getting home
in the German here. Yeah, it's never too late to start.
That's another reason to book a damn trip. I'm not
sure if group travels. Your saying, don't knock it till you.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Have tried it. I don't want to travel in a group.
Don't knock you tried it, You've got I don't know
what happens.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Procrastination ed stamps to your passport.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I hate hell Australia. Don't give you a stamp now. No,
not a lot of places are doing.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
No.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, it's yeah, it's kind of like the stamps. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Number thirty six on the list of the reasons you
should book your book the damn trip.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
You can't won't miss you, don't worry, you can't might
miss you. Yeah, you just leave it and no one's
feeding it.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
As for the kids, don't worry. It's your duty to
actually be their role model.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
To leave your kids at home. It's not lonely. Can wait?
Reorganizing your junk drawer? Can wait? That's the number forty one.
I feel like this list could have been twenty. Feel
they're really stretched. Yeah, number forty four.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
You won't need dating apps if you meet the love
of your life in Nepal, Nepal. Okay, that's true though,
the love of your life could literally just be a
flight away.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Also, it would be great to help you with your
bags and all the shopping and stuff, because an't very
good at outation good he'd be perfect.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Plays Fletchborne and Hailey play Zims Flitchborne and I don't have.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
It yet because I'm I'm not paying for YouTube premium
at the moment, so I'm just going to sit for
an ad Or and a personal recession.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, personal recession actually deeper. Okay, right, Okay, you want
me to play it because I don't have I'm not.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm back. I'm back. Here we go, Here we go.
I'm surprised he wasn't an ad If you see your
the road that says fifteen miles to a sha ha
sha his tack beeby. We really should record to get
into that studio. Yeah, it's just finding time every day

(14:55):
after we just want to go home, We just want
to leave. Yeah, well, Shannon, you've got a hack for
us this morning? Yeah, I did say.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
I saw someone on TikTok comment it's sad that her
and the German got an intro before I did, and
that did hurt.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
He is the nation's most I've got so many great
updates about our ceramic German shepherd that's making his way
up the country. People getting into this. I'm so excited.
Yesterday I just popping off. Wait till you see the tank.
Oh my god. There's so many messages and my dems anyway,

(15:33):
but were you are? You know? You were our original,
sweet sweet puppy. Thank you know.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Yeah, sometimes I do feel a little bit like a dog.
But I've got a hack today. Okay, Now, how good
is a frozen pizza for dinner?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Do you know what I'm not? I'm never mad. It's
years fast. Yeah, I could not remember the last time
because is so cheap. You know you just sort of
frozen pizza weekly? Yeah, because I don't have a freezer though.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
It's like you have to buy a day off.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
And then you just run home.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
I just put it in the top shelf for the
fridge because that kind of freezes everything a little bit
and it stays there for the day. Anyway, frozen pizza
is a classic, but everyone who has an other nose,
you can only cook one frozen pizza at a time
or a homemade pizza are except you know, the trays
are built for one pizza. Very frustrating because a lot
of people are in.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Four person households.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I know this.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Two pizzas, want two pizzas, and then you're doing a
dance between two trays.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Horrible. I won't put up to where this is going now.
She's not going to sandwich the pizzas if she burgered
the pizza. Yeah, I used to make you're Italian. No,
it's more Australian Italian Kai, it's a little bit different. No,

(16:58):
that's that's up South Africa. It's weird, weird. We're going
to make a girl zony. It's weird, is what it is.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, No, my heck is.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
I want you to cut the pizza while frozen.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Get a big knife.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
Into halves, and then I want you to imagine put
the straight edges to the corner.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
The straight edges of the tray. You can now choose use.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
I'm using mats.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
You've got the simmy circles coming in are halves on
your tray.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Everyone's having dinner.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
And this also then makes serving easier because man, I struggle.
The cheese really throws me off cutting a hot pizza.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
She struggles with everything's tough. She's like, did you hear
that any of us? Man, that's this cheese. I wonder
where the half point of this round circle is. I
can't see it because of all the cheese. Cheese. It's
just sweaving all the topics off to see where we're
clear out of the way. Is putting it back on

(18:00):
my hand?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Stop it?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
What I meant? I did it.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
It's mass is straight up mass.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
And if you're going to geometry. But if you've got
a good oven, ovens are really good these days. You
can do two levels of pizza. No, you are so wrong. Yeah. No,
with cookies, I'll do half on the top you're making.
You used to make a lot more than you do now, cookies. Yeah,
I used to. Yeah, yeah, back in the kitchen that

(18:27):
sits on your bench collecting dust. By the way, I've
been looking into buying one of those because we've been
baking a lot lately. Borrow Uncle Fletchers like an infinite
amount of time.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Because Uncle Fletch doesn't make cookies anymore. I'll make some
this weekend just to Okay, you better bring them on Monday.
Justify my use.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's not bad.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Actually, if you've got a small oven.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
You're small. Well no, just even like a normal tray.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Okay, well no, but I'm just thinking. You've come home
from work, you're tired, you've got kids. Perhaps there's four
of you. Let's just be simple, no tray switching needed.
Cut your pizzas in half, face them outwards towards the
straight edge of the tray.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Two pizza. I can't. I can't. I can't fold her
because it makes great sense because it's a situation. Not
everyone's going to find themselves in that. But I'm not
too going to find myselves, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
It's it's not giving five.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
It's a two point five for me.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Four because you get four halves of the pizza.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
No, that's not how the scoring system works, and you
actually don't get a say.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
On the score. I think three a three, okay, solid four?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Some basic geometry, yeah, okay, we'll give you a three
point three three three three three recurring yes.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Okay, thanks guys, plays Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm not gonna say what it was. I've known you
for twenty one years. What you just said truly shocking
my core.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
It with no.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I'll never repeat that. Thank you, Boud, thank you. That
was an you just got VIP parking and hell, thank you.
You get to pack it right by the door. You're welcome.
It was disabled parking. They've crossed it out and I've
put your all right. I saw this this morning and
I was I was, like, what's going on here? Millie
Bobby Brown has put on Instagram two hours ago, one

(20:17):
million likes so far. She turned off the comments wise,
ye Wise, do you know what? I've listened to a
couple of podcasts with Millie Bobby Brown and like, here
was a kid who was skyrocketed to start him at
such a weird age where you don't even know anything
about yourself, let alone you know who you are, and

(20:38):
then when people start telling you who you are. Anyway,
She's I've always been quite impressed with how she's handled
herselves and interviews and stuff totally because it would miss
you up, man like becoming like a maturity all superstar overnight.
And she did that thing. It must be hard to
be a woman, you know, becoming a woman, because even
once there is this kid and then then she does

(21:00):
cleavag and everyone's like, how dare you? Was when she
was cast and stranger things, they needed a not androgynoust
isn't the right word, but they needed, yeah, a small
child that was neither very feminine nor very may And
now she has developed into a woman and everyone's freaking
out and she's got boothy, she's being sexy like she's

(21:23):
a child from a laboratory. So she's posted on Instagram
and a joint post with her husband Jake bon Jovi,
who's bon John bon Jovi's son, Jake bon Jovi Jovia
this summer, we welcome to our sweet baby girl through adoption.
We're both you're excited to embark on this beautiful next
chapter of parenthood and both peace and privacy. And then

(21:45):
there were three loved Millian Jake bonjov adopted go on.
Hell of a sad Animals is like a ranch. She's
got like al yeah, lots of dogs, lots of talking.
One of those podcasts about her animals and yeah, she's
just like I just love like adopting animals. Yeah, so

(22:06):
it kind of follows she's gone through the adoption process
and adopted a baby.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Is there an information on where the baby's from? Like
did she adopt from overseas or did she nothing?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
That's all it is just the way back when Engine
Brad were like making a whole set of kids from
like all the African countries, a little you in the
little United Nations. They're all grown up now, yeah, and
half of them like, yes, it's like real, there's some drama.
None of them talked to Brad. Brad do they not
talk to Brad?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Is anyone's in the f one movie?

Speaker 8 (22:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
No, that looked really good and I have all intention
of watching that on a very large screen with that
those speakers that freaked me out and start they're like,
oh that stole me, and you're like Jesus. So they
had meddos Zahara and then they had free people like

(23:02):
web Poel is the oldest one medics. H Yeah, man
a man twenty four years old? What the he's twenty
four years old? Do you know why? Because he was
born in two thousand and one. Impossible, that's impossible. That
was on a ten by Mike Oh I know twelve
years ago, No, No. Twenty four years ago.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Plays Zidims, Fletchborne and Haley Haley, Silly little Pool, silly littupo.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Pool, silly littu poo, silly littu poo, silly.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Litt dupo, silly little pole. Is it ever okay to
talk at the cinema? But we asked this question today
because a man was This happened in Boston. A thirty
five year old man, a Brazilian man, was watching Weapons,
which apparently I know, apparently it's really good. So he

(24:04):
was watching Weapons and there were a group of described
as teenagers that were talking during the movie. So he
he was just like, hey, guys, shush, shush, shush. He said,
they were disturbing all of the people clapping and screaming
all the time, asked them for respect, asked them to
leave the theater because everyone just wanted to watch the movie.

(24:26):
So he was ignored. He tried again. The teens didn't
take it well, and that's when a couple of people
punched them. Sorry, I don't mean to laugh. Yeah, not funny.
He said that they didn't fight back, you know. So
there was this couple of punches and then they left
and that's when police were called. But yeah, it's kind
of like you just see kids, you know, being kids, though,

(24:46):
returning back to being kids, attacking at all, not respecting
their elders. Screw you, old man, weapons, rotten tomato. Yeah,
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We've got a bit of a bit of a thriller. Yeah,

(25:08):
I've done it, spooky who done it? And Julia Gana
from Ozark and she was a silver second Fantastic four,
Amy Madigan, Josh Brolin, Benedict Wang, Austin Abrams as I
said that, another j j Abrams Neipo baby, but no
Old and Iton like, oh, of course who played Hann
Solo in that and the Han Solo movie?

Speaker 3 (25:29):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Old? And I don't know if you're saying that, just
give it another go Old and reap. Anyway, we're not
here to talk about that movie. Yeah, mysterious, but I
want to say so when you asked, what what do
you think about talking in the movies, because you know
occasionally it might be worth friends, you'd be like, oh
my god, where's that going from. I recognize that Eleen
and Oleen, and I'll give you a whisper. Yeah, but

(25:51):
you're not talking dead less or on your phone like
you're at the movies. Come on and it costs a fortune. No,
like shut up, shut so don't talk. However, we asked you,
and eighty three percent of people said no, it's never
okay to talk at the cinema. But seventeen since he
dis she just had a flashback to us been quite
hypocritical there and talking the entire time through the three

(26:14):
of us. Yeah, that was a security guard there to
make sure we were He was only video for Pirate Bay. Yeah,
he didn't shush us. Yeah, but he. I actually think
the good catch up and the running comentary on the
movie their Jurassic Park Rebirth a bit of movie. Yeah,
but I added to it. I did feel for the
security guard who probably wanted to just watch the movie. No,

(26:36):
I don't think it did. Okay, no, no, no, he
was loving our chat show us some feedback on a joeansy.
But what happens when you were just simply bored? Joe
and I would say, get your ass up and leave.
I feel it like a movie you can go, you
can leave. I feel like when you go to the movies,
you've got to I'm only going to pay for a
movie when I know it's good, when I really want
to see it in the movie exactly, you don't just
go wait to see naked gun.

Speaker 9 (26:56):
God.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I was thinking that traditionally movie movie, that's look a
streaming movie. But we've got to support comedy at the
movies otherwise they'll start making them. Should we go next week?
When's the last time there was comedy at the movies?
I know it?

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, you really struggle to think of a big comedy
movie because it's like it's all action and stuff, which
I get. Yeah, but no family family movies at the movies,
or action movies at the movies, or like those big
like Blockbuster You're Wickeds and such, Yeah you're Barbie. Maybe
I wouldn't even say comedy. It was a blockbuster with
like a heart yeah, did have heart, Caroline said Caroline.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Caroline, Caroline, all the guys would, says she's martifying.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
We're doing the outcast. Do you want to join them? No?
Oh okay, sorry, miss Jackson. Fore make your doldargra bologize.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Don't distract me because that's given good flashback Friday.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I'm sorted the entire You've actually got roses outcast.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
This.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
By the way, we've covered a lot in this break
we have. You've got a Friday flashback for us today
which involves a boy band boy to New Zealand slash Australia.
That's right, I still okay, let's get back to our
talking in the movies poll Carolan said, oh my god, No,
I can't stand it. Same with people texting because the
light from the screen is so distracted. I went to

(28:22):
the movies on Tuesday Night's a toxic Avenger. The exit
light never dimmed. It was so distracted. How we don't
need to know if there's a fire, we'll all run
and panic, says Answering. The phone is even worse, says Charlotte,
who No, You've got to leave. I'm sorry you, I'm

(28:42):
sorry you witnessed that Charlotte, that's terrible behavior, Tiagan said,
Only ever if it's a whisper to the person you're
with and no one else can hear alemant cuts through
w I recognize that guy from Yeah, social experiments are fun,

(29:03):
said Lisha, not obnoxious conversation, only to whisper loudly. I
think I got nuts And then the watch the people
are with an airshot start scratching. Oh that, why are
you distracting from the cinematic experience. I once went with
two work friends and one of them paid for all
three of our tickets, said Matilda. Then in the middle
of the movie, they literally took a phone call there
in the cinema, and my other friend and I was
speechless and didn't know if we could tell them off

(29:24):
because that technically paid for the tickets. And when I
was young and at the time, I wouldn't stand for it. Now,
wowzy wild behavior to take a phone call only during
the ads? Is it okay to talk yeah the trailer?
Say how excited you are about the trailers? I had
to said a whisper at the most. But I'm super
funny and comedic though, so surely everyone in the cinema
wants to hear me, and Taylor said, like, no, shut

(29:48):
the f up, or I'm gonna have to waste the
spots and pop on by throwing the entire thing at you. Yeah,
so silly, little pol Today we asked is it ever
okay to talk at the cinema? And seventeen percent of
you said, yes.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
It is.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Please. It's this is We're living in.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Odd times, aren't we, with social media and how connected
we all are and everything that gets put up on
the internet. And one of the discussions is about how
that's leading to quite a bit of soft cheating. Now
that there's hard cheating would be I would say shagging
someone else when you're in a relationship, physical the physical stuff,

(30:26):
you know, with the bits. Then there's a and then
you'd say hard cheating would still be an emotional affair,
you know, full blown emotional affair.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Very much cheating if you're in a marriage or a relationship.
And then monkey barring onto the next one.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Monkey barring holding on to the last one before you
reach for the new one. That's cheating over the bigger,
the then the bigger the middle, the worse the cheating.
But this is all this is all very defined cheating, right,
that's cheating. Soft cheating is referring to soft cheeses.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Like your breeze. I love soft cheese.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Do you know what I froth at the at the
moment because it's just so mild and nutty. It's just havati,
you know what I mean? Like when there's a havati
and you have a bit, you're like, that's what I.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Be out of line to propose going amongst the three
of us a baked wheel of bree with honey and
that's good. Yeah, get in there with a bit of crack. Yeah,
crack love that. Okay, they should do that at Hella
Tower around from me. We could do that. Okay, they

(31:39):
do a baked bread, do a baked bree. I'm in
a personal recession. I'll shout the baked leaning. I was
thinking we could do it at home and save ourselves
some money. I'm worried about my personal recession. There may
be stagnation, right, yeah, the stagnation of the vorn economy flips.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
You pay for it because it's cheaper than driving all
the way out of our way.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah okay, so okay, anyway, we've been.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Soft cheating is what I'm talking about not soft cheese,
not soft cheeses, but just havati, you know, if you're.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Wondering for a cheese for your weekn Shark.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Refers to the betrayal gray areas that technology brings. Things
like interacting with posts from Instagram models, subscribing to people's
only fans hold on.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Different things.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
The third option I've given is watching porn behind your
partner's back.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Watch it in front of them. A weird place to watch.
And I actually drop my pants and watch some porn.
Should we watch it together? I don't like porn. That's
all fun. You just stand there and watch me do it.
It's just no secrets that one aside. Let's talk about
those other two. Interacting with posts from.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Instagram models, like liking, subscribing to people's only fans, it's
just another.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Instagram models post. Picture is the equiped and of having
a poster on your wall. You couldn't interact with the
person on the past. I'm going to go into their
like section and be like, there's a go that's like money,
so I'll sleep with them. But what about liking someone
that's hot, that's in your city or town. That's achievable?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
So they're saying that the new one so liking a
post of a gorgeous model. It does have a form
of anonymity. We can see it, though, born and like
the new one, she's hot.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Tell me she's not.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Now liking an Instagram story from someone? Is the new
one added to the list? Shady social media behavior. They're
calling it because if it's someone you know, because you've
got them on your story and then you're chucking them
aharsh or a lie.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Would I know that you liked someone else's story? Yes, yes,
so when you go on a story though, oh no,
that's unreal. Yeah, that's no, because I don't think you
would unless.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
But the flirting is received by the person who's put
up the story.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
You just do a heart on a story that doesn't
send them a notification, saying if you react to it, yeah,
it does, if you react, not just that heart beside
the forward. Yeah, it doesn't seem No, they don't get
it in their in box. They don't get that in
their inbox. They just recently found that out. But if
you react, like with another emoji, that will go. But

(34:22):
they can see on their story that you've hearted that,
so yes, they would see that. If you're going and looked.

Speaker 10 (34:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
But if they see it and they're like, why is
for hearted?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
My dead lifts, I'm shocking. And I'll just sit and
watch stories and I'll like nice, nice, nice, nice, nice,
nice moral Gray. I'm not sniping. I'm just like all
my friends that are like, yes, great stuff. If your
baby's ten months old, like you're heart, You've got a

(34:55):
great pod hip thrust.

Speaker 7 (34:58):
Like.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
So people say they've ended a relationship due to something
happening on social media, so interacting well and all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
So occasionally you see guys just go dark on the
social media's because they've liked a hot model or there's
been some kind of inappropriateness. You could always yeah, we're
all come back. They'll come back a few minutes later
and they're a bit more behaved. Yeah, guess is not
on Instagram anymore where social media girlies. Would you dump

(35:28):
a boyfriend if you'd like the hot bikini models?

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Funer No, I've got a pretty high bar for cheating,
I think more than the average.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
You've just got to see it happening or something. My bars.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
And even there, I sit in the chair and it's okay,
I'm kidding what happened to you?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Know what, You've got to be real careful of. I've been,
like I was got into a bit of a head
of liking some real dark reels message you and they say,
are you okay?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Plays its Flesh and Hayley.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, the lock to my apartment for the last i'd
say year has been progressively getting worse and worse.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
I know.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Every time I stay and you give us a key,
it's like you put the key in and then like
you put the key in straight like it's like from
mid midnight to sex yep. Yeah, Like it's that angle
straight up and down and then like it won't turn.
Sometimes you have to be like jiggle, jiggle, giggle and
you're gonna pull it out a little bit, or like
to the so or you go to the right, and
then it will let you go. See. I like a

(36:27):
lock that does that because only you know how to
open it. Should somebody get your key and they'll be like, oh, no,
this isn't the right key because I'm going can't get
in safe. It's definite, no, it was definitely like different
every time. And then sometimes you just put it in
the lock and it would open the door straight away. Yeah,
so it's been a end like lately. I think the
other day it took me a couple of minutes to
get in because it just would not open. And I

(36:49):
was like, and then the other day, Haley and I
were leaving, you were staying, and I went to lock
the door with my shirt with the arm that I've
had shoulder surgery on, and I took yesterday and oh
my god, it felt like my arm had popped off
or something or fallen off, and I dropped in pain.
I was just like, oh no, like this a couple

(37:11):
of times after surgery, I'll just forget that I've had
surgery and reach for something and I'll be like I
would just drop me because it's a horrible pain. And
so I was like, you know what, I am finally
calling a locksmith. And then yesterday were affected ourselves. So
apparently like after time, like the lock, the things inside
the pins, we're down, the locksmith was saying, So he

(37:33):
like took the lock off, went to his van, came
back up in five minutes. Oh my god, it's like
the key just goes in and turns it. He's like, no,
I should have because your lock used to be like
a headache goes. It's honestly, it's like a brand new
lock and I'm like, why did they do this a

(37:55):
year ago?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Like, and it's just those little things that you're constantly
putting off. It's not a major I've got a list
of them. Yeah, and it's like you're just putting that off,
and it's like, just to it.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Mine's the will. I don't have a will, and I've
I have a will to live, but not an actual will.
I found one and it's fun.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
But I I've been that's been on my to do list,
i'd say for five years.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, that will.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
So this is what I wanted to talk about because
I've been putting this off for a year and now
it's fixed. It's like I'm along with the locksmith at
your house like fifteen minutes. Yeah, totally, Like so good, okay,
So and this is what I wanted to talk about
this morning. Call us oh eight hundred dollars at him?
Text through nine six nine sex? What have you been
putting off? Like that? And they just and it bugs

(38:43):
you every time. Maybe it's something wrong with your car
and you're like, but you just know you've got to
pay to get it fixed. You've got to find the
time totally.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Or like like shoes you always see people with like
falling apart shoes, and like, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
I've got to take it to them. That's born at
the moment running shoes. My big toes of come up
through the big toe bat and there's a hole in
each of them.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
But I'm just like I can still run in this
for a I mean this personal recession, but there's also
just go and buy some cheap sneakers.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
You know, I'm not and I won't. I won't know.
I've actually actually had news. My personal recession has moved
into stagnation. I'm in a stagnation period. So those things
that you just put up with that are broken but
need fixing.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Plays it.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
MS.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Fletchborn and Haley plays it.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
MS.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
We'll finally flitch you. Yesterday fixed your door lock?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Well a man did. I didn't. A real man came
out and fixed what He's got a machine to fix
the thing in the in the middle. So did you
watch him do it nights in his van? Did he
take it out though one of those like fancy electronic locks. Yeah,
so yeah, you put your fingerprint on it, or you
put in a code one of those, yeah, or there's

(39:52):
those like you can even get those Alexa ones, can you?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Well you it's on your Alexa and when you were
like walking up your Elexa and the front door, I'd
like that.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
So the pin number of things not good for me
if I've had a couple of do you know.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
What I mean? What you'll forget a pin number even
when you're your own?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Well maybe because you wouldn't make it usual pin number,
you'd make it a bit harder to get.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I'd make it my usual pen number, and then I'd
lose that and everything everything else because I figured everything.
So you want to know what have you been putting
off fixing or doing?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
No shortage of our procrastinators here, Okay, where's that one?
I have to use a screwdriver to open my car door.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
That's good though, because no one else is gonna be
open it unless unless you've got a screw driver. Yeah. Yeah,
A trip of my windscreen that's been there for months.
That keeps looking at me. Funny, you go gover a
couple of jetabars because I start looking at you real funny.
You had one of those and it just got bigger
and bigger and bigger below the windscreen wiper. And I
had a Jetta bar and I just went up, and

(40:52):
then every time I had another bar, I go further up.
That wasn't great.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
The motor on our electric gates stopped working after cyclone
and Gabriel.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I mean that's been a number of hs.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I make the kids get out and drag it open
and close, and if the kids aren't in the car,
I'll just leave it open because I can't be asked.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, yeah, one of those. That's one of those classic things.
You put off one screen wipers every time it rains.
I curse the flaky rubber swishing on the glass doing
absolutely nothing, but reminded me that I suck up being
an adult. Do you know what? They're snaring nicer than
replacing your window wipers? Like it's so, But then some
of them are like really expensive because they're not just
the blades, they're built the whole thing. Sometimes you get yeah,

(41:28):
sometimes you used to be able to. It's my favorite
job at the Servo. When I worked at the Servo,
replace it was one screen blades because you just get
the long rubber thing slide the old one out slide.
The old birds love. The old birds love when Smithy
did the window might upsell them on it, Yeah, right,
piece of cake love or expecting some kicked back for that,
not just the you know, just the pride of minimum

(41:50):
wage getting that woman at home with the mass mary
one screen, Megan, what have you been putting off?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
So I've seen putting off getting a cues and he
hung up in our new house.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
So you've just got no curtains.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I've got sheets to cut up, sheets from the warehouse.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, and they do you know what they do? They
don't do block out any sunlight that's on the weekends.
I'm always like God, because you've been talking about this
for ages.

Speaker 10 (42:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Curtains, yes though, Meghan, but have you bought them? They
just need himming.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Correct, I've got a sewing machine. I'll do what I've
been saying. I'm going to do warns though. You have
to get a line, I say, Meghan, we should just
have a hemming weekend. Him way him, it's a hemming way,
but hims do his ba. But then you don't want
to go too big on the hymns do because there
are heymns will be wonky.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Yeah, the hymn.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
I think start drinking after that. You've actually done the
hymns drunk for our mates tonight. It wasn't great. Thanks Megan.
Some more messages. Oh, there's no amount of it, mum.
Popper has been withdrawn from our area and I have
an organized fiber. Looks like we may lose WiFi. Oh god,
the phone line. Yeah, they're on a landline or something. Yeah.
What was that called? What the remember the broad it

(43:16):
was and vs OL? Oh my god, they were terrible.
Oh my god, you'll be you'll know when you don't
have the internet. Do you get onto that? Yeah? Paint
in my kitchen. I currently have no cupboard doors as
they want to be painted. I just can't spend months.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
The kitchen tap has been dropping for eight months.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
It's just a little but if you pay for water,
that's money. That's yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
Um.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Some said the blind of my lounge won't go up anymore,
so it's just always dark in there. Now it will
go up. No, it's stuck down. Oh my god, it's
stuck down. I can't get it. I can't see.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah. Oh, here's one. Here's one interesting. My husband's been
putting off having a the sick to me for ten years?

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Interesting? Do you find that ticks interesting? Wouldn't understand the attention,
wouldn't understand Maybe they're scared of the show. Maybe well,
you know, maybe it's an operation where someone slices open
your bull sap, cuts some cord and then burns some stuff.
Maybe chicken, chicken? What's the load Tavy genitals hurt? Once?

(44:30):
I say with the.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Play, Zim's Fleshborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Why do Fletchborne and Haley are bringing Herman home?

Speaker 2 (44:42):
It's been so heartwarming how much people have been enjoying this,
the amount of.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
People messaging us personally and the show and the producers
saying how can I get involved in bringing Herman?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
The German?

Speaker 3 (44:55):
A life sized ceramic statue home to Auckland from christ.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Church made it to Wellington. Max showed him around Wellington
and the photos are incredible. They're gonna be on the
socials today at some stage if the h is it
m He went to the bucket fountain, he went to
the back, he went to a dog park. Max absolutely
excelled and great content coming through. Now that's not on

(45:21):
our socials yet because we're the girls are collating, collating
at all, so much wonderful content we have. Now Max
drove to PALMEI to hand off to our current career.
Our erin Hello, Er joins us on the phone. Good morning, Aaron,
good morning.

Speaker 8 (45:38):
How are you doing really good?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Good? Now? You were with the Defense Force because we
saw some photos of our beloved Pooch with sort of
military equipment.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Yes, yes, yes, indeed yeah, I was able to camp
get a double photos of Whoman and we'll see equipment.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Lovely.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
This is so stupid.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Did you think joining the New Zealand Defense Force that
you would ever be cutting a ceramic dog around?

Speaker 8 (46:09):
I've cuted many things, but definitely not a ceramic dog.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
So no, it's a special journey. Could could you bring
up some music please for us? Now? Yes, if you
just one moment please, Aaron, this may be some sad music.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, don't know no what no, no,

(46:33):
what happened? You better tell Haley's what's happened?

Speaker 8 (46:36):
So, firstly, Haley, you're a great presenter, You're a great comedian.
You add so much value to the show and I
think the boys would be lost without you.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Insane.

Speaker 8 (46:51):
Unfortunately, though, after I took a photo with Whoman at
one of your show sponsors m Cafe.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Previous shows. We own them nothing. Yeah, we love them,
but we owe them nothing. Okay, carry on.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
As I was walking out the door, a lady tried
to help me get him and through the door. Instead
of pushing, sheep pulled and the door wet his leg off,
both at the bottom half of his leg. Dismisses.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
It's not like it's not a time to laugh. You
shut your mouth. Car. You should see the photof the
hell Aaron, it happened. We're on day two of a
period season period. I filled up, but hardly for a
couple of times today. The timing couldn't be worse for you, Aaron.

Speaker 8 (47:44):
To make you feeling a bit of Haley, my wife
has done some visionary news train so soon as we
got home, we've got into operation and tried to bitch.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
We ken Okay, how did that make it better?

Speaker 8 (47:56):
Because I kept away from the situation. Honestly, I was
put in the dog box.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, that's not a time for puns and jokes.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Aaron.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I've been researching ceramic repair and I think I almost
think it's better we don't do anything. We leave this
to the professionals. Okay, Aeron, how many your care? How
many bits is the legan Aaron at the moment to
see it's it's it's repairable. I think it's repairble. I
think it's from my research it's apearable. I know. I

(48:27):
always think we get it repaired using that Japanese technic.
They use the gold to show that you're stronger after
these sorts of change, and then we put a bandage
over it. No, we don't put.

Speaker 10 (48:39):
Aaron.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
I think, thank you for breaking this news to me,
and it's not for breaking my dog. I don't blame
you personally.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
What it was the lady she pulled the door instead
of pushing it.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Did you get her name and insurance details?

Speaker 8 (48:55):
I was embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, I don't really know what to do with us information.
I'm just processing. Well, we probably need to get a
picture of that up online. Yeah, we'll get a picture.
We'll get any specializes in ceramic repeats so many he's
made it. So he's going to be in Napier for
the weekend. So I don't know if anybody in Napier's
we can maybe deal with that next on the show.
If anybody deals in ceramic dog life sized Alsatian dog

(49:20):
repairs in Napier Hastings area. Lead us know, okay, I
just I don't want Aaron. We've been sitting on this
since last night, like and this was his reaction last night,
and this was my reaction last night. I was like,
this is great. Oh no, but well we're having.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
We will plays its Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Why Fleshborne and Haley are bringing.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Herman if you've just joined us, Haley, Hailey recently purchased
a life sized German Shepherd on trade me a ceramic
German Shepherd, and we just broke the news to a
moments ago that broke that his leg has been broken
and is not attached to him because a lady was
opening a door and instead of pushing, pulled at and

(50:09):
it smashed into his leg.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
And I'll say, considering that he was picked up by
our office, then picked up by Stevie, taken to picked
and put on a boat, picked up by Max, picked
up by Aaron, taken to apartment, I understand. I understand.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner, like this dog has
been in a lot of photo shoots.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Yeah, but from now on anyone who gets possession of
our beloved whom in the German.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
We're just gonna have to be careful. He's already injured.
And I'm doing a Kitsugi course this week. Sugi. That's
it is that the Japanese of fixing broken things with gold,
to show that you're more valuable and precious once you've
ride yourself. What's broken. Well, he's made it to the bay.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
He's in safe hands with Damo, the chief fire officer,
of course, and I believe right now you are in
our beloved trench, the Hawks Bay fire truck.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah, this is the meeting of two show icons because
we help name the yes at Naper Airport.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
At Naper Airport and so you're in the truck now
demo with herman houses houses, leg looking demo and be real.

Speaker 8 (51:18):
With me actually looking pretty good. The foreman have done
some first.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Aid on him. Yep, we've got some first responders of course,
looking after the dog here. This is great.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Well, does he seem happy? How's his spirit?

Speaker 8 (51:34):
He's looking well, chopped to be in the truck.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Always always loved running in truck. I'm excited to see
these photos. Demo. This is great. Yeah, so what's the
plan over the weekend, He'll just hang out at the airport.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
So I think he's he's got a primary school.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
He wants to go on with it now, Okay, well
hang on though he's not a touch They don't touch.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
And then I think he's going to get a hooks
by experience from our marketing team.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Yeah, maybe maybe one of those.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
That would be an amazing he's getting some face on
with the mayor, hitting some so he's going to meet
the mayor, He's going to go to some vineyards. He's
going to have a lovely, lovely time with you. But
right now he must be a happy boy. And that
in our beloved Judy Drench fire truck at NAPA Airport.
Thank you so much for having him with you today, demo.

(52:31):
Are we anticipating any emergencies?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Are always always not wanting one yet but always ready,
always ready, always ready. Great. Do you think he'll be
a good service dog?

Speaker 8 (52:42):
Ah, well, he's pretty happy at this moment.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
I think he'd be quite useless in a fire to
be honesty.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Because when we went down to name Judy Drench, we
got to squirit the hose. We went to go on
the runway didn't we go on the runway, youllim squirt
the hose.

Speaker 8 (53:00):
Uh one one league makes it a little bit.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
That's yeah, okay, well he can do anything. I thank
you for showing him the Hawks Bay hospitality this weekend
and looking after him. And then we'll get him next Monday.
We'll get him on the road. The final leagus up
to Auckland League FL. A terrible choice here, it was.
It was a poor choice.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
I'll stop it, thank you, dam give our boys some
love because I know he's feeling a little bit sore.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I will.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Plays Fleshborn and Haley play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
What did you just do? Your finger? The finger got
pinched in the microphones? Oh god.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Now I'm going away for the week here, I'm going
to Straya and it is thank you and I usually
when I go to Australia, I'll book a bag, book
a bag because it's about the fashion, hon you know,
like it's about different outfits and everything. But I didn't
book a bag this time. I was like, I'm only

(54:06):
going for two nights, I'll just book a carry on.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Well I went with you one weekend and your suitcase
was twenty four kgs for the weekend. The weekend that
was not insane.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
I did bring a couple of candles over as a
gift for my brother, right, you know, so that that
was our kg of that. I know, I know I overpacked,
but I just was like, I won't this weekend.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
It's fine.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
So I got home yesterday and I was like, right,
I'm going to pack for this weekend. I got home
at four pm. Four pm was the time I had
come nine pm. I still hadn't packed. I could not
figure it out. I don't know how people do this.
How do you put you an overnight?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Bad? How many nights? I therefore two? Only five? Only
sock socks, sock socks. I'll just wear the gems. I'm
gonna wear a shirt, shirt, shirt, wear a jab. When
I away for two and a half weeks with you
in June, I took my whely suitcase and my backpack. Yeah,
and I took my refresher and these and these anddies

(55:10):
andndies of summer. So I was like burksndise anddies andndies,
A couple of t shirts, a couple of shorts done
done to trees.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
But I always want a couple of shoe options. I'll
go a classic shoe like today I'm wearing a loafer,
and I will have to have a sneaker as well, right,
So then you're going I've got to then book. I've
got to sort of pack a casual outfit around the sneaker,
and I've got to pack nicer outfits around the loafer.
And then I was trying to get them all in
and I was absolutely paralyzed with indecision. I was like

(55:39):
five hours sitting in there, and I just looked at
that and I was talking on the phone to my brother.
He was like, have you packed. I was like, no,
I don't know what to pack.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
He was like, we wear a T shirt and then
we're at home. You just where were you wearing on
the first day when you're on your flight, and then
you just have some a couple of changes and then
I eat T shirts and some Monday and I'm going
on a big trip, people are like, have you packed it?
I'm like, oh my god, you packed so late for
any truck. It really stresses me because I need that.

(56:06):
If I pack it in the bag and then I
need it, and it's never let me down. I'll buy
a toothbrush when I get there because I always forget them.
I'll buy my stuff when I get there. When we
all going away in October, you're you're going to have
to be organized. No, we're packing. You were packing, that's right,
because it's a mystery for the shoe. Was that?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
And then I found this shirt and I was like,
I've never been able to style the shirts. And then
I got distracted in my wardrobe and just started to
put putting together cute outfits. And then I was like, oh,
I sort of want to bring this outfit to Australia.
That had to be introducing a third shoe option. And
then and it was just it just got.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
You're overthinking this. I just don't. I just think I'm
a bad goal, you know, like I'm a I'm a
suitcase goal for I'm the whole time, you're just hanging
around with friends, like you're not even going out, are you.
I don't know. I don't know. I just I don't
know how people do it. And I can't. I can't
believe how distracted I got. And it was so late. Yeah,
it was stressful. What did you end up packing? Yeah,

(57:03):
but I don't know what it's in there.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I think it is just undies now right plays flat
thorn and Hayley.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Fat of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (57:18):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do dooo doo.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
It's been a size and scale week here at fact
to the day. We've looked at different units of measurement,
and today I thought I'd run through some of the
quirkier ones. Okay, then you're quirky boys, some quirky lengths
and distances to start. Of course, you've got the furlong,
which is a furrow long. There was a length of
a plowed field, so it's up two hundred and one

(57:51):
current meters, still use it and horstrates there. I wouldn't
use that a furlong, do you know what? What about
a smoot? How long is the smot is approximately one
hundred and seventy centimeters. It was an emot rank In
nineteen fifty eight, oli Us smot was used to measure
the length of the Harvard Bridge, So one smot at
one hundred and seventy cinemas it was five seventy. It

(58:12):
was a little fellow. The bridge is still marked in
smots today. How many smarts, how many smoots? So if
you know somebody that's one hundred and seventy seven centimeters
one hundred and seventy cinema, one hundred and seventy. They
are a smot.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
I'm a little bit taller than a smot. I'm one
seven nine.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, you're a smart point nine smot.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Point nine, smart point old, smart point nows.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Brown, smort point zero nine. Would you be a smart
point zero nine or smart point nine? It's point nine,
it's point nine or zero and on seventy plus nine. No,
you'd be well short of a point nine of a smot.
Yeah that's what I thought. It's nearly a whole nother smot.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, point nine one point smot. Okay, okay. Stone,

(58:52):
which probably isn't that weird to us because we grew
up being waded in stones, but it's a UK weight
that just blows people's mind. I don't understand stone. How
many five kgs and it's literally like the weight of
a stone that they used to weigh things. How many
stores are they? And America does what are eight pounds?
Yeah that's weird as well. Pounds of stones especial because

(59:13):
when you say howhither you are, it's one hand it's
a big number something young, whereas we can just be like,
oh my god, I'm just like ninety. Yeah. A scruple
is a weight measurement of twenty grains. Yeah, a quate
still about one point three grams. A slug is an
obscure unit of mass used in the Imperial system. One

(59:33):
slug is what it's about, fourteen point six kilograms. Oh,
that's that's a lot. That's a lot. And is a
Spanish Portuguese unit for both weight and volume. It comes
from the aerobic word arab which meant the quarter and
the at sign. Yeah, it was originally shorthand for auba.

(59:53):
The one we used like that was usually there was
a weight and volume measurement Arabic maths. How cool. Yeah. Temperature,
there's a whole lot of different scales there. It was
the remure scale. At zero, rem is freezing. At eighty
it was boiling because it was used for French cheesemaking.

(01:00:16):
More into my havarts at the moment you've said that
several times already, I'm just considering buying a block today.
Food and drink. Havarti's a squeaky.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
One, as are very sweet nutties. I like that I
know your cheese. I don't like Halloemi, are you kidding me?
Good grilledstyrene? You're like eating polystyrene.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Actually chew we dust.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Remind me of your fridge packaging, That's what it was.
And food and the Chinese takeout is half to police up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
The man on the verge of a noggin is half
a pint. It was dark. People are going to ask
if I'm okay. A noggin is half a pint. A
gill is a quarter pint. I love a noggin of guinness.
So if you say I want a buttload of whiskey,
that used to actually be a measurement. It was a
large cast. It's four hundred and seventy seven. Leaders Hi there,

(01:01:09):
I'm just here to orderate a buttload of whisky seventy seven?
Do you want so? On today's bac to the day
is there is just so many unique quirky little measurement units,
but my favorite would be at one point seven meters
the smart.

Speaker 10 (01:01:25):
Fact of the day, day day day day, do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do doudoo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Zid ms, Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Now we want to ask you right now. What was
your failed dream?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Maybe you just went, I'm gonna bloody runner, I'm gonna
do an iron Man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
You got to the start line and thought, shit, I
can't do this. Maybe maybe no, you wouldn't give it.
If you go to the start line, you do it.
Maybe you're on the training and stuff you always dreamed of,
like a koreer. You wanted to be a flight attendant
and then you were scared of flying car These are
so bad we learned. We learned this week that producer
Carwen nearly didn't end up being our producer. Carwen.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
She wanted to be a nail influencer, a little nail artists.
I don't know, because you do your own nails often, well,
you used to do them a lot more shell nails
and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Is this picture that you've seen us? Is this Marge Simpson? No?
That Spongebobin Patrick You we please focus on our socials.
I can see how you thought you thought March chimpst
sponge amazing observation. Is it a bit of March the

(01:02:44):
middle finger? The middle finger looks so much Fletcher's still
ons eyelashes.

Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
When I was like in high school, I loved nail art.
I loved doing my nails. I didn't use gels back then,
like it was yeah, and my mum me do them
on the weekends. I wasn't supposed to wear them to skull.
Sometimes she would forget and let me. But I really
wanted this to become my career. I was obsessed with
Leah Lighte.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Does she still do stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Leah light was like used to work for Leah Lighte.
She was like a mess. She was, yeah, like my idol.
You could have been like you could have opened your
own shops and gone up against it. I could have.
It was it's a foul dream, isn't it a filam?

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Because I wasn't that good. You try to please please
social with such love and respect. You're a phenomenal radio producer.
It was these are terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
Photo I was going to send of like little tuxedo nails.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
At least you realized and there was some you know,
self realization that you weren't that good. No, and you
cut your losses, but only hundred dancing in. This is
a question we want to ask now and take your
tigs nine six nine sex. Do you have a failed dream,
whether it was a hobby business, a career a business.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Yeah yeah, and then you were you were all in,
You're like, I'm going to start craft.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Shop and maybe you were just too lazy. And then
the band Bothered will play Suzanne Boyle's version of I
Dreamed to Dream Beautiful from Lateness. We will I don't
know if we wish. I don't think this album party.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Ms Fletched, Rawn and Haley play MS Fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Use micro the other the other one, all three of them,
A sweetie, which one do you want me? Doby? You
make up your mind? Want me? What do you want?
Do you have a failed dream? It was, d the
only thing you ever wanted to do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
It was the second only thing I ever wanted?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
What was the first? A children's show is into you'd
you'd have a dirry in one hand.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I wouldn't be able to swear anything. It's real cure
from the public. You don't smoke Siggi's, but you wouldn't.
You'd have to watch your language.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
I couldn't have a night out to elimonade.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
I can imagine you doing a what now though. Back
in the day, there was literally my dream.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
And then if it wasn't there, I was keen for what.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Was the other one? The rest of us are too
ugly for TV set to go to radio was actually
the reason, actually the reason any of us are here. Okay, sorry,
I just got sick of the modeling industry. I was
tired of actually hard work, the wronging industry. I wanted
to be judged on my personality, not my outstanding good looks.

(01:05:39):
You told Opera. Now Emily joins us. Emily, what was
your foul dream?

Speaker 9 (01:05:47):
So I study to be a beauty therapist. So I
literally hate everything I heard the message Beard. My mum
brought me like for a Christmas guest, like wet thing,
stuff like the wet and stuff like a four hundred
dollars nail table and all the gel polishers, like everything.
Me and my ephoned a house at the time. A

(01:06:07):
whole room was sit aside for this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Text. And then nothing happened. I just couldn't be bothered.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
But then COVID happened, and then I studied two other things. Yeah,
and now I'm a preschool teacher with a candle and
skincare business.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Oh wow, okay, well you're still entrepreneurial. There's also doing everything.
It's amazing. Yeah, I don't think that's band. You're all right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
Quite happy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
What do you so? What have you done with the
beauty room? Uh? Oh well we split so that room.

Speaker 9 (01:06:41):
I don't know what that room is now, but I
felt it paid a bang of a buck after that
off there, because I didn't pay Forredy of It Brand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Of Love that Emily, Thank you, Andrea. What was your
failed dream? So?

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
I had this passion to be a police officer, also
a crime detective. Me and my younger sister boasted. But
she wanted to get into the science, the side of
things that she worked for laboratory.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
But she part way got there, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
And yeah, I used to get crime books out read
into them my mum. I was eight. I remember I
got a book out Jack RiPP Her mum took it
back to the library, so you can't read that, and
I said, I just want to learn, you know, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I'm going to be a detective one day, mum did
I was.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
I was very passionate. I was very dedicated to doing it.
And then I would have been about sixteen fifteen sixteen
and someone said to my wool glasses my whole life
since I was two, someone said to me, you can't
be a police officer if he's got bad eyesight. Well
you can now, I found it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
You can, but just got denied for being color blind because.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
That's it's or green. They say. The suspect is wearing
a red jumper running after bloody. Yeah, oh yeah, a
green jumping. Told it was read.

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
Okay, Wow, you can do it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
You can do it if you've got not perfect eyesight,
obviously you just have to do some level. I would
have passed I found out, but I just was crashed.
I literally cried about it. Sex I remember crying about it.

Speaker 10 (01:08:18):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
But I'm a qualified teacher now and I've got four children,
so I still wish I could have been down that path,
Like it is something I really wish I could have
done it, And I wish I had have just thought
out the random professionals and we're like, look, what's the deal.
But I think I just sexty your old girl got
a bit shout.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I was like, Okay, at least you've got true crime podcast.

Speaker 10 (01:08:40):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Everything you do, Andrew, and thank you so much. So
many ticks coming through. We'll get to more of those.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Necks play split Borne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
We're talking about your failed dreams, losers? What did you want?
What did you always dream of? And you just couldn't
put off car We wanted to be a nail influencer
or technician of sorce. Yeah to nail, aren't We've just
seen a terrible SpongeBob that looks at fletch that said
it was March Simpson, And to be honest, I looked
at them. Honestly, she's terrible. She's found her calling. Now

(01:09:13):
found her calling. Yeah, it's box and radio producer. Some
fantastic messages coming. I desperately wanted to be a primary
school teacher. Then I had my daughter in the thought
of teaching kids all day and coming home to my
own made my skin crawl. So I'm a midwife. So
she just gets to pull them out and um, now
you deal with that later. I'm off home. Yeah, that's
a great option. I always wanted to be an air

(01:09:33):
host this until I realized I suffered from severe travel sickness.
I vomited on every flight I go on, regardless of
if this turbulence or not. That really put a dampner
on that didn't I imagine you do you want the
cassal ships? Okay, do you want just more. Spent all

(01:09:54):
my night school years building a portfolio to go into architecture,
a huge passion between mes QA and my school. It
got lost and they both blamed each other. Oh they
lost the portfolio of architecture.

Speaker 10 (01:10:05):
No lost?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
So was this pre the days of a backup? I
want to be a place like surgeon in Beverly Hills,
but scored D minus for every first year medpaper. Now
I'm a lawyer, so still making money amoraly, just in
a different capacity, far out the self realization of I know,
I make money a terrible way. Oh that's brilliant. I
love that. I wanted to be a detective, but then

(01:10:28):
came across the scene where there was lots of blood
and I vomited. So I'm now I'm a preschool teacher.
Blood the kids get blood, noses and stuff. Just push
them away. Yeah. Yeah. I loved Highland fling dancers. They
were at the a MP shows and I was younger,
and I wrote, I wrote, and to win a wish

(01:10:48):
on what now? My wish was to learn to highland dance.
I got a letter back to say I had one,
but that the Highland fling dancing was too hard to
learn on one day. Mum never told me. I found
the year the letter a year later and gave up
on my dream anyway, married a hot Scotsman, so still
ended up with a bit of a bit of Scottish
in me. Yeah, I have ADHD. My whole life's just

(01:11:10):
a plethora of Broden failed dreams.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
So I said, if this morning's anything to go off,
I think parenting is my failed dream.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Rough morning, some morning's tough mornings from experience Haley. Yeah,
I failed and gave him back. Toby Brown, Bobby Brown.

Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
I thought it was gonna be a famous singer and
appear on top of the Pumps a UK chart show.
My show piece was that I was going to wear
a Tartan sorry because my parents. My dad is Scottish,
my mum's Indian. I thought it'd be really cool to
celebrate the two cultures. That hasn't happened yet. But I
really like the name Tartan Surry, so I ended up
using it for my food business. And oh my god,
like a Hayland curry, not like a Yeah Hagerson, but

(01:11:52):
a chicken, Oh my god, a Haggar's chicken. But I
might actually make Hager's delicious, chicken delicious. It's not it's
so young. You've been off, You've been firing off all morning,
and you've been wrong. You called the best Kings of
Leon album the one that Haley and I are. It's
a good album, but I don't think it's their best album.

(01:12:13):
Who are You Today? Youth and young manhood walked? So
whatever album you could run only by the Night, Only
by the Night is a great finish. It's a great album.
It couldn't have happened with that. Does Georgia join us
and then leave? Can you put my fighter up? Can
you put my fighter up?

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
What you just.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Such a piece? You're actually a piece? I counted seventy
nine all rights today, Fletcher, if that's a new personal
record off? How many of those? Did you count? Seventy
nine of those? Two? All right? Well, if you enjoy
it today's podcast, give us a rate and review

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Off play z it ms Fletchborne and Hailey