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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIDM podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is for the Fley's Big Pod, brought to you
by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands of the lowest prices, M's, Flesh.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Vorn and Healing.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thank you, Brian, good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch Vaughn.
And this will be what the thirtieth time you've show
calling it? Yeah it is. Yeah, I don't know. So
Hailey got in last night on a flight at one am.
Now I did sound great planning for a breakfast announcer.

(00:36):
I did say that's a stupid time to book a
flight home. She said the other one was too early.
Your call has been forwarded to voice Bow. Yeah, I've
heard that every day. Yeah, she lives so far away.
Could we get an uber to like knock on the door?
Can you call an uber and be like just and
then put in the notes. I didn't know until last

(00:57):
week that Uber does deliveries. Now you can be like, oh,
I need my water bottle taken to my house. Yes,
it's a terrible example. It's a fantastic you can get
it delivered. Oh my god. Great idea. So we could
ask them to deliver one person. We've got it. We've
got to find some way to get her up, because
she's not. She's out like a light. She's gone. She's

(01:20):
in a deep, deep sleep, cannybody. So I don't know
welfare chair. The top six, there's been a Gmail hacked.
This is not good. Data. Data is available on the
dark web. This is not good. Gmail is everything every year.
It is junk mail, crap discount code store that's probably

(01:43):
got your credit card details is in the Gmail got
the top six signs your Gmail has been hacked. In
the top six play z MS, fleashboard and Haley, We're down. Haley,
who got in on a flight at one am, sent
an email to the group. I believe Carwen at two am.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, her daily preparations came through.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
It too, and we all made it work at five
twenty in the morning. So I've called her an excess
of thirty time.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, I've just accidentally you upped our boss.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why was he up? He was?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
He's given me a call. He's gonna pop around.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Fantastic.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
This is great bitter way to wake up from a
truthful your alarm than your actual boss.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yes, yes, okay, a giant man knocking on your window. Yeah,
and at six something, Amy for.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Her too, because now she doesn't get nuggets because we
went to auber Well.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I was just I just put into uber EA's her
address and the instructions were work, walk up the driveway
onto the back deck and knock loudly on the door.
That's not scary a and then say a delivery for Haley.
But it's really I'm just looking's going to take twenty
one minutes to that ross. Boss will get there before.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Someone has just text if she's asleep, that mean Rolly
hasn't been fit on time, because he won't be happy.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's somebody who knows. It's someone that yeah, eighty for
a single hash Brown when they become what are you
talking about prices including delivery? No no, no, no wait Uber,
it's a different pricing.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, they put like an charger by quite a lot,
and then there's delivery fee, but also service fees. There
was a whole article about how this restaurant is like
suffering because they are getting so many ubers orders. But
Ubers take such a cuts.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh yeah they do. They take your big cart. That's
why you should get off your ass and go to
the store yourself. Just an idea. Yeah, well I have actually,
I know I feel so strongly about it because so
many people in my building use uber eats, and it's
literally like a hundred or two hundred meters walk to
any of the shops.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I forgot there's a Peter Purt right next to work here,
and I ordered on uber eats. I was like, Yeng,
Peter pet how good? And it was a three hundred
meters walk.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, it's not even three hundred meters. I'd say that's
one hundred. No, it was from her house. It from
your house, all right? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Three showed me his progress and it was like three
hundred meters away, and I was like, this is humanly.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
You could have just got it after work.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Oh, I could have.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Breathed and had of it. It was humiliating.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
All right, Well, Ross is on its way to Haley's fantastic,
so she should be. It's not the tall, tall dark
man she'd hope to be knocking on hers. The simple
at dumb. When you describe it, it seems like your
dream wake up. That's Ross. No senselaz it ms Fledgeborn

(04:42):
and Haley Well. Last year in twenty twenty four, only
fans the how would you describe that? The the scration
based platform where content creators show us their bits and pieces.
Yeah might well not anybody actually might not even be
like nude bits and pieces. It could just be feet. Yeah,
but only fans. Gross revenue rose nine percent to seven

(05:04):
point two billion dollars. So that means that like seven
point two billion dollars was spent last year. Didn't didn't
on only fans? Yeah, gotcha, And you didn't have any
of your feet on there. You could have been making
that money, didn't get any of that. Nice, So what's
point to a billion? That's frot of us as well
as it that's US dollars, Yeah, at twice that the
current exchange. Right, there's a lot of money. That's yeah,

(05:26):
well that's fourteen billion in New Zealand money. So the
total number of creator accounts grew by thirteen percent. So
there are four point six three four million only fans creators. Okay,
but there's a billion seven points something billion dollars. Says
that's the average person is earning two thousand US dollars
a year, well years to no, like some people will

(05:48):
be earning that's next to nothing, I know, and some
people will be making The people that make a fortune
so that means there's some people earning nothing. Yeah, so
only fans, which she is eighty seen of fan payments
with creators paid five point eight zero billion to creators
out of that out of that money, so it's up
nine percent. And I think they paid out the owner

(06:12):
just under five hundred million dollars. So that's how much
he made last year just alone. That's good. So I
know people that have done it. I don't know if
they still do, but they I don't know if they
make a lot of money. It's just like a little
bit of pocket money. I don't know. Some people personally
don't well, some people are buying houses the back, the

(06:36):
back of the house. We're just on wake Up Operation
Wake Up Hailey. We've just been asked what part of
the house is well. I will expect Ross to call
us live when he's there. We'll have to have the
the wake Up live on the radio. We'll get the
machine ready. You're always thinking content you. I don't know
if anyone to be buying you'd be waking up wake
Up you'd have to be nude that hey, don't they

(06:58):
to be a big can't wake up year? Yeah? Wake up,
wake Up Kings do you know anyone that's I don't
think so maybe I do know someone that I just
don't know that fans, but I don't know. I don't know.
Actively here's a question. If you knew someone and you
found out they had her only fans, but they didn't
know that you knew, would you like subscribe and look
girlies under my own name or under a fake name? Well,

(07:22):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
As an alias?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Surely?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well how long you have to sign up for? Is
it month to month? Is like a gym in monthly? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Or sometimes it's like deals.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yeah, I think you can get personalized things versus that content.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
They're really making up they don't know. Oh yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I don't know. I have a friend that does it,
but I've never looked on hers. But then sometimes I'm like,
should I just subscribe to support her?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, you know you opened it just just you know.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's basically the gen Z equivalent of buying your kids
friends raffle tickets.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, exactly, exactly, yes, but just.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Subscribing to their own events. I'm not lost straight for
a couple of months to help her out.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
There is no way I could subscribe to something and
not open it.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Handor's box.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I know you just want to look. Yeah, I'd have
to look as well, and I might regret it, but
like you just have to.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
But if I'm paying, yeah looking play in Fleitchforne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Haley silly little pool, silly little poll. It is so silly, silly, silly, that.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Silly little pool, silly little poly.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Little poo, silly little silly Wow. Wow Wow. We've had
a message from Hailey for those following and the drama
on the show this morning. Hailey is alive, not dead.
I didn't set my alarms. You need to do that. Also,
didn't have do not disturb on Well, look, there'll be
there'll be some discussions later, won't there discussions?

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Words?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh look, it's not the end of the world. Working
it that way. You don't book a flight that lands
at one am, is all I'll say. I think she'll
probably hear. She'll probably hear that. Listen out by the
end of the director, I think she'll she'll learn, She'll
learn it all right, Solo a little pole today? Do
you do you vape inside? And we've also stepped over
the only answer of you vape, which some people don't

(09:25):
like because then they don't get to see the poll result.
So we are we are contemplating having a third a
shy or it does not apply, but I want I'm
nosy and want to see the answer and see the results. Yeah, okay,
So sixty four percent of people who vae apparently don't
vape in side notuless it's raining or windy, or they

(09:46):
don't want to miss out on the conversation. Or thirty
six percent do vapor in side. So was it just
over a third of vapors? Yeah, vapor in side tory
only in the laundry with the door open to the
outside when it's raining or dark. See, there's always like
no except the laundry and dark. But is it bad
to vape inside? Because when I have parties and people

(10:09):
come around, like our friend Todd or whoever, I've always
the city, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Maybe do it by the window, you turn it out
the window. But then some people Okay, so I might
have been watching a movie the other night with a
friend and then I smelt vape and I was like
on the count, Yeah, because I don't care. I've just
any friends just vapor inside, Like I don't care, but
they've asked. Yeah, they've asked. That's why it's weird. No
that no, they they had previously, but it was just

(10:34):
weird to be like on the couch. I don't like it.
I don't know why. I don't fight an egg, to
be honest, it's weird when someone doesn't ask. You just
see them vaping inside and you're like's they leaving your
shoes on? You just take your shoes on? You just
say off. And if they say you can leave your
shoes on, I still say, come uncomfortable with my shoes
off inside of house? I'd say everyone has asked me,
but yeah, we don't ever it's a little pole of

(10:55):
your shoes on household. Yeah, okay, take yours off oft
the door. Hasn't goddamn respect for the cavalier Bremworth carpet.
Ah Emily said, my flatmates sit on the back of
the couch and vape out the window. And then she
also send a photo of them sitting on the couch
and vaping up the window. They do. There you go,

(11:16):
Katie said, yum strawberry clouds. So I'm taking that as
a year as brook. I don't vape, but I've had
multiple patients at a medical facility vapor in the changing
room before their procedures. Jesus whipped, Wow, okay, how dare you?
Brook is out there on the front lines of help. Yeah,
and you're vaping, vaping in the changing rooms of the gem.

(11:38):
Once I was like wild Cardio having a quick vape.
I don't vape, but I was dating a guy recently
who did, and we were in bed one night and
I just heard that weird little crackle crackle. Yes, the crackle,
So it's going to be so quiet. You don't have
to hear the vape crackle because I'll be in a
social situation where people are vaping around me. So I

(12:00):
just googled is it bad to vape inside a house?
And apparently yes, vaping inside the house is bad because
the aerosol contains harmful particles like nicotine and toxins that
can settle on the surfaces. Surfaces, darling, darling, not my thirst,
leading to third hand exposure. So you do it by
the window. So I don't vape, but I was datting

(12:20):
a guy recently who did, and we were in bed
one night and I heard the crackle as I was
going to sleep, and the asshole was vaping in my
French linen sheets. Needless to say, he was dumped the
next day. Yeah, anonymous French linen sheets. French, it must
be nice. I'm familiar with the Egyptian cordon of course. Yes,
satellite that have a high thread count. Stop it? What

(12:43):
a what are my warehouse sheets at? Where's my three count?
I good sheets said? Bathroom vapes just hit on another level. Shower.
I know people who vape in the shower because it
gets caught in the condensation and they feel like the
hot boxes themselves are rapes. Well, I will give you
an option, Vaughn. Thanks to Chemus Warehouse show sponsor, you

(13:05):
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Where's Vix was sleeping on that? Yeah, but I've seen
a few people are doing bath or shower bombs like
this and you put them on the basis shower like
this and they just the whole water. I know, turn

(13:25):
that up with a shower dime. Get that to vixed vapor,
you get that, get into chemist. I love vapor rub
I know you do huge fan and those sticks that
you put in each nostril. It's party time, baby. Bathroom
vapes had on a different level. Have ever been somewhere
where you can't pop it out quietly? Or none? Or
question of bathroom vape? Everyone needs a loud even if
it isn't for number two vapors. Thank you vapors. Ebon,

(13:50):
He said, Nah, if you vape, you vape anywhere. Vape
for life. I mean that's Ariana says yeah, but only
if I'm on my own and it's by an open
draw or a one. Mackenzie says, full sin, I say,
just got a stress less in yolo life. We've pretty
much been one of those vaporized things, but in human form.
Jesus the vapors because they live alone and it's not

(14:12):
bothering anybody else and it's cold outside, said Sandra. So
that's why Sandra vapes inside. Well, sell a little poul.
Today we said to you vapors, do you vapor in side?
In sixty four percent.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Of you said no, Play ZiT ms Fletchborne and Haley.
Play ZiT ms Fletchford and Haley.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Apparently there's a new viral question. We're told much like that,
would you still love me if I was a worm question.
But this one doesn't need to be directed at your
significant other, is that right? Shennon?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Yes, So this one's going around when the girlies just
really want to wrack up a man in their life.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Which is God, why are you doing this? So you're
poking the beer just.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
A fun little hobby we have sometimes, and I thought
i'd pose it to you two men this morning.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Okay, don't you wish you were a bit more athletic?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Don't you just wish like, just like be a bit
more athletic.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
That hits it every stage because if you're athletic, of
course you always want to be a bit more athletic.
And if you're not all athletic, of course you want
to be a more athletics. And if you're right in
the middle, of course you want to be. It's so brutal.
It's brutal. But are you prepared for this to be
thrown back in your face? Oh my god, no, because
if you say it and they're like, well I could
outrun you, then you've got your running You get a

(15:21):
running race on your hands.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
No, this is a one way street, thank you very.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Much, But it does it though, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Girlies are asking their boyfriends this and watching people react
to this question is so funny.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Men will be like, well, I can like run real fast,
I go six on the treadmill. I can do this.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I can do this, like justifying that they are indeed athletic.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, even like men who are like not in great shape, like,
well I can do this.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
That's how men have heart attacked me, Like I haven't
played squash in forty years. I'll give it a blast
lunchtime on Thursday. No warm ups. Yeah, you're talking about
the group of people that think they can land a plane.
Like we we white men, we're always wheating worst, completely
true white man, the worst. I can do that. I

(16:07):
can do that.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yeah, don't you guys wish you're a little more athlete?
I feel like everyone should just ask this to the
men in their life today and we'll just see.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
How reactor prepare for it to be put on your back,
in your faces. So that's an argument. I don't want
anything to do with us. No, don't you wish you
were a little bit more athletic? What would be the
female equivalent?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Oh, don't you wish you're a so smaller? Would hit me.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't know if any man, not even the white
males are dominot to ask that.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
D ms Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
From the Fletch, Vorn and Haley group chat. This is
the top six Hello slightly distracted looking up tongue recipes.
Yuck you and your gross tongue for on that great
two point five billion Gmail accounts have been exposed as
a massive hack has been uncovered. A notorious hacker group

(17:08):
breached Gmail security. They've targeted victims with fake support calls
and messages in a sophisticated deception campaign. It's mostly aimed
at like businesses. I mean, it wouldn't hurt to change
your email. Always have two factor authentication act. I use
that like an authenticator app. It's so annoying, but I

(17:30):
mean it's safe, so annoying, always long annoying in using it,
but it's less annoying losing your email. I think I
always just get them to send me the older text them. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
That.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
One of the best conventions in the modern operating system
is when it automatically gets the messages and if you're
in the part where you enter the code, it's like
code but see that's good. But if you travel a
lot or creator app is the way to go. Gotcha,
because my personal session is almost undoable. I've got the
top six signs. Your Gmail has been hacked. Hang being hacked,

(18:04):
being hacked. Number six on the list. Your mum's chain
mail email has actually been forwarded on to twenty five
of your friends, so that you don't have an ancient
Japanese curse bestowed upon you and people still doing chain
forward emails. She freaks out, she doesn't need any more
bad luck. A clearage thoks are big in the late
nineties two thousand. Yeah, I love it. Email. The Japanese

(18:24):
demon will curse you forever. Number five on the last
of the top six signs. Your Gmail's been hacked. Somebody
used your discount code that was about to expire to
get free postage from an iconic delivery. Ah, they got
free postage. I see it. Do you see New Zealand
posts have stopped seem into America? Yeah, because of the tariffs.
How are you going to get I mean, I think
you can still do express. I don't know, but that's

(18:46):
Betty wild. It's pretty wild. Number four on the last
of the top six signs. Your Gmail's been hacked. They
found your nerds that you just email to somebody in
two thousand and six, before smartphones were a thing. Email
email nerds, email nerds yep, right the bottom of the
and flagged them as an appropriate content. But you were
keeping it tight in two thousand and six, so yeah,
I shouldn't be ashamed of that. Mind you. The camera

(19:07):
was blurry, so you might not have actually been keeping
it tight, But just that that blurry filter really did
you a favor. Or two. Number three on the list
of the top six signs. Your Gmail has been hacked.
You got an email saying you'd signed up for Tinder. Yes,
it is the hackers that did that. The hackers have
signed me up for Tinder. Number two and the last
of the top sex signs. Your Gmail has been hacked.

(19:28):
Someone's used you. How pizza about you? Oh that's upsetting,
Come on, hel pizzas popped in the inbox. Yeah, and
one of the less of the top sex signs. Your
Gmail has been hacked. Somebody was so disgusted that you
had three thy and fifty two unreaded emails in there.
They cleaned up your inbox, turned on spam filters, and
unsubscribed from all the mailing lists. You never rode. When
I see people with red bubbles all over their phone,
I'm just like, sort out your life. Just delete it all,

(19:50):
just get up to date with what man delete it
all and starting your Gmail account. That's also a great idea, Yes,
stop signing up to that stuff. Also a great idea
that is Today's top set.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Plays itams Fletchborne and Haley plays it ms Fletchborn and
Haley Well.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Netflix last week quietly released a little feature that's got
people quite excited ahead of big they've got some big
boxing events coming up. You've watched boxing on they've done.
They've done a live box thing. He didn't do the Pools, Yeah,
and it was. And they've also got some live NFL
games for Christmas Day games that are coming up, so

(20:28):
they reckon that. That's interesting because Disney Plus does a
lot of live Yeah. So they've got a lot of
live events coming up, and of course a lot of girlies.
You've watched some of the if. They've done some live
dating true stuff.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah. So for Love is Blind the reunion a few
seasons ago, they did it live, but it was an
hour and a half late. And I was sitting there
watching it and just it was buffering, and they're like,
we're trying our best, and they'd come in for a
second and be like, we're still trying, trying, And then
at the end it cut out for a bit and
they came back and they just didn't nail it. But

(21:02):
I love the idea of live reality TV for Netflix.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Well, they they are quietly trying out an interactive, real
time voting feature so on I haven't heard of the show,
but on Tuesdays on on Netflix's Dinner Time Live with
David Chang stream have you seen that? Maybe it's just
an a hor No, I haven't seen it. It looks
he's wearing a bit of a silly costume here. Maybe

(21:26):
it's a slightly demand a time live Meals mishaps and
Culinary Secrets Unfolded shift David Chang throws down in the
kitchen for celebrity guests Modern Celebrity seven and a half
on IMDb. That's pretty good, Okay, Well, on Tuesday. On
Tuesday's episode, both TV and mobile devices were able to

(21:48):
vote on numerous things throughout the broadcast, so you could
provide ratings for things. There were options apparently whether you
preferred soup over salad soup one, and people would just
time of the year, is it, I don't know, we
lunching or more questions.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
So they're going more for the live TV aspect, which
was like totally not what they went for originally.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, because they used to have these interactive shows.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
One of the greatest parts of Netflix was the Beer
Grills series.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
I don't know if you guys ever did it, but
it would.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Be like should I go for food or shelter, and
you'd always pick the worst option.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
I got an eat my hippo one time.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
It was crazy man, and it was one of my
favorite things to do after a couple of lemonades. But
they've recently removed all of the interactive shows and.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
I'm Black Mirror one.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
I'm n sure about Black.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Mirror, but Beer Grills is off the market, Okay, So
I wonder if they were kind of getting rid of
the past interactive to bring in this live interactive Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Maybe. Well it's a quiet rollout apparently, but there's a
page that they've set up on their website which talks
about the new features, and yeah, i'd imagine it's coming
for like reality shows.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Do you think that's going to be on their most
expensive subscription based because they give it to the cheap ones.
Imagine if beer Girls became live and you could live
send them into as.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
It's like saying, man, call a duty is fun. I
wish I could take a gun into a mall.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
You know what, it's a slippery slow.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Play Zim's Fletchborn and Haley. I just wanted to say.
I went to a chimis weehouse event on Friday Father's Day,
like so much fun. It was like, come along, have
some food. We're going to have some balls at a
driving range. Balls how very dad? Yeah, not testicles. We
weren't tapping each other's good balls. And I was going
to I was doing really well in the long drive

(23:38):
out a competition who could drive the longest? You were
winning third? Bit Dan Carter, what I could drive out
drive down? It was here having a bad day on
I think it was shocking day. I almost had to
call and Petty Wheper to cover for him. Now that's
a reference to the twenty eleven Rugby World Cup. Is
he a golfer?

Speaker 8 (23:55):
Though?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh well, it can't be doing better than that. But
I got nothing In a short game. All I do
is whack it, and it's not always straight. Anyway, I
was doing really well and I was winning, and then
god damn Martin gupts like, I'll give this a go.
Doesn't he hold the record for the longest six and
cricket needs He's an incredible golfer. Jesus. I always see
him on his Instagram stories. He's always golf. You never
beating on him. I got emasculated in front of Dan Carter. Yeah, anyway, thanks,

(24:22):
and at least Dan Carter was also emasculated by you,
emasculated by me. You had it less worse, less worse,
less worse what they call it. It's less worse, that's
less worse. Yeah, anyway, thank you to the show sponsor.
That was a lovely day, lovely lovely day. There are
now good news on the good news, and I've wondered
why it's taken so long, But it looks like the
government will be looking into digital driver's licenses. So we've

(24:46):
got wallets on on our smartphones are digital wallet, so
we can hold our cards, tickets for events, the sorts
of things that we're always in a traditional wallet. Yes,
and it looks like, we're going to get a digital
drive his license and it will be also on your phone.
Meaning I think we're on the verge of the extinction
of the wallet. Old boys will always love a wallet,

(25:08):
but I think you're on the verge of extinction in
the world. If you're carrying cash, you pop it in
the back of the phone case. You fold it over
and pop it in the back of the phone case.
And then why do we need wallets anymore? That's that's
the one thing that's in my wallet that if I
was going out I would want to take. Yeah, id wow, Wow,
Look who's just arrived at work? An hour eighteen record?

(25:29):
So it's a new record? No, I think once they
turned up at the last twenty minutes of the show.
Tell you what, guys, you should get more sleep. You
went to bed at two o'clock. I still think Flitch
had more sleep than you last night. This is true.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Carry on listening.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
We're getting we're getting digital. The show's had a real
flow today. I'm high on tongue. Had sleep goodness me anyway, Yeah,
that will be work. That's embarrassing. Twenty cents fell out
of my wallet. Is that where you got? That's all
I've got. That's all I've got. Okay, personal recession do

(26:04):
get a zip up you've got that's the only thing
that's got any girth to it. In my wallet, there
is the air tag that tracks my wallet. But when
I don't have in wallet, I won't need the air tag. Yeah,
and my cards are online. How it's a digital even
most like store stuff now is an app or digital. Yeah.
I carry my Costco car. That's that can all be digital?
That is digital? Yeah? If yeah done. So, once the

(26:27):
wallet's done, it's once the once the driver's license is
on the phone, IP the wallet. New South Wales maybe
another one or two states in Australia a digital driver's license.
They have been for a while. Iceland, Switzerland, Spain, Italy,
South Korea have the.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
And your phones did.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Cool because that's so that's why it's taking so long,
is they have to change the laws because that could
be a thing. And also people using their phone in
their cars. But yeah, pull you over and say can
I see you. I knew you were going to do it,
so I was pre loading. I was texting exactly. That's
like some of the concerns. So that's why it's taking

(27:10):
a wild iron out all those things. Yeah. Christmas, oh
my god, it is the twenty fifth of August form nuts.
Just gotta just gotta get honestly, just get to Christmas
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Speaker 4 (27:53):
You've got deafinils, so you.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Think by the end of this week I'll have another.
You've got such a lovely bouquet my house.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Yeah, and yours to the mark because I think my
neighbors have someone will jump over the fence in the morning.
Lovely hell of a bouquet. Now, I went to I
was in Melbourne over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Yeah, sick. It was sick, and yesterday when I was
hitting home on a late fly hence slept on.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, I kind of I don't know. I kind of
did say that was a silly idea. You're not getting
that flight. A U said, yeah, I am.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
He said all that twil and I said no, I'll
be all right, and I feel all right because I
must work.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
So you missed half of work, half of the day.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
So I was in the I will say I was
in the lounge last night having a I had the
soup you know in your panic and you and you
and you have the I never opted for. It was
a keen and vegetable suit.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Where I'm eating. It's never an option. That's it's less
an Asian suit, yeah, or like an Asian chicken soup. Yeah, yeah,
I know. It wasn't.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
It was a keen wile vegetable soup sort of a nightmare.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
And I was having that and then I heard over
the intercom, you know, you always hear it like this
is a call for passengers, Jermaine Clement that Mackenzie's can
they please report to the service desk immediately?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
And I always skip jaious, I've had one of those.
I've heard Melanie Lynsky, Yeah, Melanie, Well, no.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
The name they were calling was Jane Sprong, and I
was like this, Jane Sprong, she better get her ass
to the desk eating my soup. Eating my soup, Jane Sprong,
this is a sun you please report to the front
desk with her past sport as well. Three times Jane
Sprong gets called to the front desk and I was like, well,

(29:53):
maybe Jane's not here and she's missed to fly it
and that's why they've you know, said it twice. They've
said it three times, all right, flitched three times. Then
I sort of listened carefully and I was like, it's
not Sprong. It's like Sprowl, Jane Sprawl.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
And I was like, do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (30:09):
They mean Hailey Jane Sprowl and it was it was me.
I turned up and I was like, are you calling me?
She's like, are you Jane Sprang? I was like.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Sprong. Yeah, it did something like sprong.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
She was struggling with the word sprowl, and then she
some reason was saying my middle name, which is honestly
one of my check.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Down Have you did you not checked in? No?

Speaker 6 (30:32):
I had, but I checked it online and so they
had to verify my passport.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Had you not entered your passport details?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
I know, it's weird. This happened on the way over
as well. I got clocked at the gate when I
was boarding. You know when you scanning, you.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
To verify yours?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
You checked it online, chicken online.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
If you're gonna slow it down by verifying the passport,
is that why I get stopped every time? Yeah? I
just put it in the kiosk and then it doesn't
I don't know did you do it at the If
you do it, they need to verify the passport.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Because if this is like I usually chick in a bag,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
A bag?

Speaker 4 (31:13):
So you have to go through the kiosk slide.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
In the past, your name called well Jane Sprong, So
you nearly missed that flight and you were late to
work today.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
You missed the flight. I just was really concerned for
the well being of Jane Sprong and wish she was.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
It was me all along. I am Jane Sprong.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Playms Fleshborn and Hailey play zims Fletchbourne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
We want to talk now about when you've got a
little tipsy on a date and then in that moment
when we see it getting tipsy on a date, I
said to Fletch and Haley, have you seen the footage
of the lady who was tipsy and elderly and drove
her car through a bike shelter and off into the
water at the Wacker So dangus I had seen the
photo of the car in the water, but not the

(31:58):
actual video of the ourtening that's on the insid hero.
How good that there's footage of it. It's so far
under nobody got exactly exactly was she fine, she has
a little wood, she's soggy, but shame. So this news
comes to us because a woman got pulled over and
I believe this was reported in the od T. Yeah. Yeah,

(32:20):
it's a Danita woman because she had a date. She
had a little pre date jitters And of course what
do you do and you got the jitters? You have
a couple of glasses. I always it's my mum's thing.
Before every one of my grandparents funeral, she's like, he
have one of these and it's that anti nausea stuff
that you spraying your tongue and then she gives me
a shot of whiskey. Oh I don't know if that's

(32:42):
a family traditional. She's just trying to like, because I'm
the most emotional. I'm the most emotional grandchild, right, I'm
a big crier. Okay, Well, I mean, if you're going
to have a couple of drinks before a date, you
don't drive, You don't drive.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Definitely don't drive.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah. So she was on her way to attend to
date when she was stopped and she had three hundred
and forty eight on the old blowscale. Two fifty is
the limit on the blow scale. She had a couple
of nervous wines before she left for a date, and
she had a bottle. Yeah, that sounds like.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Keeps you under then, Yeah, she's tapping on a bot.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
She's stepping on a bot bots. So yeah, so she
had a couple, she got the infringement, and she's obviously
going to have to deal with the consequences of the
I mean, but that's gonna getting a ticket and possibly
you know, losing your license and having to deal with
all the admin that comes with that is going to
I reckon re add the jitters. Yeah, it'll negate underwines.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
How do you text your day? Hey, I can't come anymore.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
I just got du No, she got she got left,
she received the infringement notice and hit it off. So
presumably keep on the date. Yeah she what, She parked
the car up and walked to the date. Don't you
didn't need to follow up on that one? Oh my god.
We wanted to know because dates are for a lot
of people that nerve wrecking experience, and so people do

(34:03):
and they might not drink before, but you get on
the date and you have a couple yeah, and then
you just maybe you've had a couple too many.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Oh, this happened to me, and it was like it
was someone I'd wanted to connect with four years. It
was like my very good friend's brother's best mate, and
as a teenage i'd like long fiended over and been.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Like, oh my god, Eliot's so cute.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
And then we were like, shout out, Eliot. Elliott was cute.
And then I don't think I've met a cute Elliott
years old. This one was cute Elliott Stables.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Oh that's cute. That's a food options.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, I mean that's a very cute. That's a very
cute four Court. Actually that's my favorite Elliott Bad Central.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Anyway, we were when we were adults. Years later, he
was like, I'll take you that on a date.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm working late.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
He was a projectionist at reading cinemas okay.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
And he was working late on the last film, and
I was so nervous, and I just started having some
drinkings with friends and then by the time I got there,
I think I had to be He held up.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Oh Hailey, howld up?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
So that date didn't happen?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Right, Well, this is what we want to know this morning.
Oh eight hundred dollars at end and give us a
call text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
When did you get too tipsy before a date? Did
you get a little bit too tipsy on a date
before a date? Perhaps because someone got du wied after
having a few nervous and.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
That was Eric Shardy's I'm on my way to attended date.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Yeah, I got nervous.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I'm sorry some messages in. I was running late, getting
ready quickly, had one confident shot as I left, but
forgot to take my hair roller out. So I showed
up at the bar with a valp for a roller
and my bangs still and my breath smelling a little
bit like booze. He didn't say anything, but a girly
tapped me on the shoulder and let me know I
still had a curler in women supporting women. Women'ly didn't

(35:48):
know that he wasn't the fashion That was a look,
A look. I can't keep up with the trends. Yeah,
is it hair? Rollers in or out? These days? Rollers?
It's back. I guess everything's circular, so it must be back,
somebody said. I arrived at his flat and he wasn't
home from work yet. His flatmate said, why don't you
have a couple of drinks while you wait? And with

(36:09):
the time he got home an hour later, and then
a brackets said forgiven, he works in help okay, some
sort of surge service. And by the time he got home,
I was tanked.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Tank.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's and you're you're making small talk with someone you
don't know, like their flatmate even more awkward. Yeah, yeah, horrible.
He was twenty minutes late, so of course I had
to have two comfort cocktails when I arrived. When he arrived,
I boldly told him he looked older in real life.
Turns out he didn't like that. We didn't have a
second date. I can imagine that didn't go down.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Well, imagine to a date someone's like far out, you're
a lot older in real life.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Okay, wow, get a couple of cocktails. Well yeah, having
a sloppy one. See if your texts coming in ninety
six nine sex oh eight hundred dollars at Eman's the number?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
When did you get a little too tipsy on a date?

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
My now wife got so drunk and our second dat
I had to carry out of six sixty Oh no horn.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
That's so, that's such layered basically is a.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Lot there was that like a second or third date?
Do you think? Yeah, concert a consertle move. I wonder
if that was the same woman. Do you remember the
person popping a squad on the busy squad bot ar
s out by the hottest girl at school? Really yeah,
I'm going to skip one part of the.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
C yeah yah yah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
I was like I had a few beers to sit
on my nerves. Ended up getting a little bit yeah,
carried away, woke up with a hundred hickeys on her neck.
Remember nothing. Needless to say, I was not I was
not invited for a second date.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
So meine be sloppy drunk that you're just on the
neck the whole night, just like feel free to do
other things, dude.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I was meant to pick the girl up I was
talking to for a while online for our first date,
and I was meant to pick her up, but my
nerves got the better of me and I had a
couple of drinks, so I ended up. She had to
come and pick me up. Oh I never never saw
her again. Well, at least you didn't drive like this
woman that got busted.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
I know it is embarrassing to be like, hey, I'm
going to pick you up at seven and then be
like you come get me.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I've had a couple of drinks.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
I'd be like, no, you're all good. Another day, I
was meant to some got tips before a date, went
out to the bar to watch the rugby, drinks and
more at the bar, fell asleep watching the game, woke
up My date had left me. It was that the
game just this weekend, because that was boring. They you'd
fall asleep during that game. It was at my wedding,
so not a date. But the bride was late and

(38:35):
I was too nervous waiting there with my best man,
so we went to the bar and asked for a shot.
By the time she rocked in with her parents, I'd
had a couple. It was a bit tipsy. Everything went well,
but I don't have the courage to watch the wedding
video because I know I was secretly quite boosy.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, when on at tender date, had a few too
many drinks, going round for a round on things we
wouldn't normally drink. We'd have to pay for the bar.
It was four hundred dollars. Oh my god, not happy.
That's madness. My now husband stood me up for a
first date after a work fishing trip. It's a sign

(39:12):
of things to come. Yeah, you'll notice, she said husband.
If he made it to the date, we would never
have gone on a second one because he was boozed.
So like fashion early turning up bourbonis burly and Bourbon.
What a combo play?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Zim's Fleshborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Fleshborne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
I'm bringing Herman home.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I've been loving the photos, the videos, all the content
people are really getting amongst this. Herm and the German shepherd,
our life sized ceramic is making his way up the
country now.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Three leggered.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Because I saw the photos of him that we just
put up and yeah, it really broke my heart to
see that bandits ut foot of his but he looks
happy still.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Producer Kaweeny. Where are we at?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
So Herman has spent a lovely weekend.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
In Hawk's Bay.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
That's right. He got in the truck on Friday.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
He visited actually my old primary school, which was pretty wholesome.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Love that he's getting into the community and visiting. Yeah,
it's like he's campaigning for office. Yeah, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah, the mere bit of move aside to take over.
Obviously we can't post the children in the photo, but like,
it's such a cute little photo. They all look so
excited to see Herman and he I hear through the
grape vine that he saw some grape vines, maybe had
a little We haven't really talked about Herman's age, but
I assumed given that he was like.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
He's eight, Yeah, he does significantly. Wasn't he born in
the eighties? Yeah? I think so he's legal enough to
be drinking at what is the time? Seven? So it's
three hundred and twenty? Is he lovely?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Just old enough?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Now we need to get at him from Hawk's Bay
today or anytime this week. Towards Auckland where it's through Hamilton,
Totonga wherever.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Because in Hamilton there was talk of someone who might
be able to repair the foot with some degree of elegance.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yes, yeah, we haven't fully locked that in yet, but
it's there's a potential that someone at like an art
gallery type place.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Okay, I just don't know if I can see him
like that. I just don't know if I would be
able to handle it.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
You might have seen on the Instagram, but they did
at the airport give him a little like rap so
for cure. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, we need someone in
Hawk's Bay.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
We've had some.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Offers from higher up in the country.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
We just need someone on Hawk's Okay, So is anybody
listening now or does anybody know anyone that's traveling from
Hawk's Bay? You know, yeah in a car, So yeah,
you would accept truck, but he has to ride up
front because he's a very good boy and he likes.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
And he's quite unbalanced now like he is an AMPT.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Special care is needed for this. If you can help
out a text and now or Carwen at zidim online
dot com. Yeah, and if you can help out, that'll
be amazing. Yet sometime today, ideally, if anyone's traveling up
or next couple of days.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
There's a message in the text machine just there if.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
You can help out, that would be You're much appreciated,
longing to meet him play.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Ms Fletch Vaughn and Hailey play z MS fleshed one
and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I enjoy cooking. I really enjoyed. I'm going to say
you grossed out the internet. At the weekends out the Internet.
I spent Saturday making Now it's got a name of
here we go. I spent Saturday may beefles di Lingua linguir.

(42:51):
Is this your Lingua lingua? Yeah? So this is like
a classic Mexican use of the beef tongue, the ox tongue.
See I phone was in a nice Mexican restaurant and
that was an option, and I saw someone eating it,
but like, yeah, absolutely great because I don't see it.
I don't see what's going on in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
No, that's not a thing.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I'm not seeing what I saw seeing what's going on
in the kitchen. When we go to a restaurant and
I like to sit and watch them cooks, not the tongue.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
I like to see the whole thing. Okay, so I've
had ox tongue before. It a very nice Mexican restaurant
and it was delicious.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
The cut it you have to see it.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
And now that I've seen it, thanks to your disgusting
Instagram display over the weekend, I shall not be ordering
it again.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Even though it now, because that when you flumped out
that bluey gray time to remove the impurities, yuck, I
was like yuck. No, I dude, it was like and
I'm not even saying this because I put so much
time and effort into it. It might be my new
favorite cut of meat. No, but you're not like, you're not.

(44:01):
You're not. It's a it's a whole it's a whole thing.
But basically, I grew up on a farm. We always
had home kill, and the tongue was probably minced and
turned into eat mints or dog food. By the way,
when we get mints at the supermarket, what bits are
we getting? We're getting the tongue. You think the tongue
is the grossest part of their mints. But and if

(44:22):
you're really lucky, so the golden ticket to go to
Willie Wonker's factory. You'll find Can I get the mince
without the anus?

Speaker 7 (44:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
But if I get the nice mints like the angus? Men, Yeah,
you're just getting angus anus. About angus without anus?

Speaker 4 (44:41):
What if I'm getting that?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
What if I'm getting in the middle you put. I
always like getting the premium. It's got the premium, mais
it's so it's it's all meat. You don't think about it.
You just don't think about I like to know where
it's coming from. I like to see, Yeah, anyway, that's
I'm gonna. I could go random out that sort of
thinging home killed and process everybody can I know, and

(45:04):
I completely understand that. You could try in your apartment
flinch you've got that corner with the monster and move
that and get a beef. Can't right on dry it out,
dry age. You can spell wagoo without anus. But most
of as maybe i'll there's a few people said, yeah,

(45:25):
so basically I started that with an ox tongue. That
was part of a home kill, because ross at to
home kill, shout out love. Those guys we're giving him,
are giving it when mom and dad do. When mum
and dad do a home kill, they just get mints
and sausages. And some steaks are very plain, but he
will say to me, do you want the exciting parts?
And so the tongue was something I was really looking

(45:45):
forward to doing, and to frosted it over a couple
of days because it's quite a You saw it's girthy. Okay, yeah,
it's girthy, and so to frosted it and then soaked
in vinegar water and start of the process. Man, it
was and I understand what it looked like. But that's meat, baby,
that's life. I just don't I'm surprised you didn't get
so delicious. I'm surprised you didn't get your account reported

(46:08):
or some of those stories went sensitive. Yeah quite even.
I was like, and I don't care about but I
know where animals and meat comes from. I've been at
a farm and seen animals, you know, turned into steaks. Yeah,
and months, But you know, it's something about seeing it
on Instagram. I was like, you got a lot of messages, dude.
So I just kind of like put up the stories

(46:29):
and the videos of making it and then just ignored Instagram.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
You're too busy working on the tongue.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I was two busy tongue in the tongue yeah, and
then I just kind of had a bit of a
quiet day, saiday. When it came to social media, I've
been going through it this morning. I would say nothing
short of a few hundred messages. Jeez. I've discussed Bomby emergence,
but a lot of people have been like, tell me
more like and I'm gonna think I'm gonna put the
resci later on.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Just what season because the seasoning when I had it
that one time, it was like tinder, tinder in cubes
and it was like a deep, rich, dark seasoning.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Yeah, so it almost had a Molay, Yeah, like a
mola vibe. Yeah. And you know what, I almost the
liquid that I cooked it in. I left it on
the stove for hours, and I've reduced it to the thickest,
like gloopiest gravy.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
But it's tongue gravy.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
It's tongue gravy a little like molay. Mexican moley is
so young. Yeah, there's it's like it's chocolate but also
like savory. Yeah, it's had to add the earthliness. You
put a bit of cocoa and so had cocoa and
it had like paprika snoke paprika chili powder. If I
had better to like peas, that would have been a
bit soaked tongue stand on the surface and then when

(47:40):
the cook happened, and then you take the skin off, right, okay,
anyway you slice it.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
As well.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
But I should have got a little bit left over.
I should have. I was hoping you weren't going to
bring someone. I was like, Yeah, it just was like
corned beef, but even better than corn beef because it
had more fat through it. I've eaten it and I
can't even think about it. I can't play flesh.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
We come up with some great dating terms. By where
I mean a human race. This has got to be
one of my favorite year.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Shreking.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Okay, I don't know, I just know that it's a
dating term. Shrekking. Yeah, it's got to have something to
do with parances, right, Yeah, it's not not much to
do with a land ownership. I thought I might have
to do with the swamp get out of right.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
Shrekking is intentionally dating someone less conventionally attractive than you,
like Princess Fiona settling for an ugly ogre.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
But she was an overall along she was No, she
wasn't was she I can't remember. Yeah, and she had
a magic spell or something. Ye wait, there was a
donkey too, wasn't there either?

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Was?

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Always yeah?

Speaker 6 (48:51):
So motivated by the idea that less attractive partners might
treat you better because they won't benefit from pretty privilege,
and sort of learn how to become a bit.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Of an asshole.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Why handsome people so you intentionally intend to be You're
throwing a bone to a Shrek and be like, they
all be so grateful to be dating me.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I'm a Fiona over here is lucky Mingas, try harder
and bed too. You want that's you don't sleep with Mingas?
You are the Minger.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
So you're a mega, You're to sup your game.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah. So a lot of people are saying, fellow Minga,
you know, we're really will pull out all the stuff hard.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Some criticism towards shrekking is the idea that because he's ugly,
he's going to be a great better person, trying so hard,
better and bed and better, you know everything.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Why does it always need to be a he I
don't know, that's where my brain went. The ugly Minga
is a buying if you're a hard maybe yea looking
for an ugly sila.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
But the problem is if they still turn out to
be a bit of an asshole. Yeah, are you with
an asshole who's also ugly? Oh yeah, you know that's
not a guarantee. Yeah, Wow, someone's found the loophole. Because
someone's gone through life struggling is three out of ten
doesn't mean that they've become some wonderful, excellent person with

(50:17):
great internal values. You should always be looking at the
internal values before the external Anyway.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Maybe if you're still looking, maybe you need to re
evaluate your swipes and just drop down a couple of shrieks.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
But we talked about this about recently about low you've
got to lower your standards on the dating apps that
you're sitting them too high and looking for mister bloody
perfect and he's not on there, and you're going, oh,
that apps suck.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Chuck a couple of men as a swipe, Which way
is it for years?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Right? Swipe like it's your laste, rightie, it's your last
day alive. Okay, that's what.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
Wow, it's going to open up in an app that
I have for research based purposes, Okay, and I'll just
start swiping like it the last day of my life
swipe the last day.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Who wants their face even if it's the last day
on Earth and they were the last person.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
It's just got really short arms.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
How short? Just tear weeks is but t rixy. Okay,
so you're not into tricking. Okay, Sorry, play Zim's fletch porn.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
Fact of the day, Day day day day do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
It is accidental invention week this week in fact of
the day long tea long teas. Yeah, yeah, because I
was going to do it last week and then I forgot.
I said I was going to do it last week.
So I did another one and I said I'll do
it this week, and then I remembered, yeah, good. Then
I remembered a lot of these are going to be
Are they going to be medical? There's a couple of medical.
I tried to I've tried to spread it throughout the field.
There's medical food, sauce, a surprise sauce. Yeah, we always

(52:03):
need a sauce. Something else. And today's okay, today's is
the accident intervention of saccherin sectabs, the original artificial sweetener. Goodness,
Oh gosh, not what I thought, because my mum always says,
I don't worry. I said, do you want sugar? And
she said, don't worry, I've got my sack tabs. And
I'm was like, why does she call them sack tabs
because that's not one of the brands that I'm familiar with? Yeh,

(52:28):
the sickrel that was it? Chelsea sugar adjacent to you
a line? I remember?

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Why would he just have that information?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Your mom does too, doesn't she has some kind of
throughout the world love and love it just a you know,
a little container in their purse. Yes, I mean I
personally stay clear of artificial Yeah, me too. They rap
through my guarts really, Yeah, I love the artificial and

(52:59):
she yeah yeah. And her father was a drinker and
he lived into his nineties. So I just remember to
love forever. Yeah, I love artificials when around drinking. Maybe
I will love forever. Maybe I'm unlucky. Unlock at my
Irish DNA. So soft preserve saccharin was invented accidentally in
eighteen seventy nine. At the first artificial sweeten. It was

(53:22):
made in the eighteen hundreds. Did not know this Constantine Failburg. Hello,
lady huh Man, Constantine Constantine. Wow, she just missed gender
someone in the eighteen hundreds. I'll go Constantine fail Well, no,
you go, only just got you said down. Constantine Feilberg
was a chemist working in a lab at John Hopkins

(53:43):
University studying cold tar derivatives for I hear you ask,
what are cold tar derivatives? Well, because people were using
coal and there was a tar as a bipro, They're like,
we've got all this stuff, what can we to make
like with it? Yeah, and so they are cold tar
derivatives are used in like dyes and coloring. There was
some medicines as a result of it. Cosmetic shampoos and

(54:05):
industrial chemicals of course added to it. But they were
looking for a use for these, for the cold tar derivatives.
And then he was like, well I've had enough. The
whistle goes, yeah, punches his card heads home for dinner,
is eating some bread and he's like that bread tastes sweet.
And then he's like licks his finger and he realized
he hadn't washed his hands propably. Oh, and the sweetness

(54:27):
came from a chemical that had been experimenting with. So
then He went back to the lab the next day,
retraced the steps, identified the compound, which has been zoic
sulf nide, and was like, that is sweet with zero calories,
unlike sugar.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
How do you know if it's not immediately bad for you?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Well, because he ate the bread and looked his fingers
and then went back to the next day and made
some morow went, yeah, I'm not sure of the long
term effects, but we never are.

Speaker 7 (54:54):
No.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
People want the short term effectors. You're going to shit
yourself in about five minutes time.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
You're really going to get everything. Wing gums have that
excessive consumption make it have alexative effect. May have definitely
did well well, So ben zoic soulf and I became saccharine.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
And excuse you, what the hell is going on with you?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Oh? I know, came the world's first artificial sweetener. And
then you're in the sugar shortages of World War One
and World War two when the Nazis took all the
took all the sugar. They use that as a cheap alternative.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
One of many terrible things they did.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Stole all the sugar. Yeah, put it right up there
on the list. I mean, there's a long, long list.
I'd put sugar halfway, yeah, pretty put it quite in
the the bottom. Would you put it in the.

Speaker 6 (55:40):
Bottom comparatively comparatively Yeah, I mean, I don't even want
to talk about the top, but.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Absolutely at the top. So today's fact of the day is,
next time you see mump artificial sweetener out of it,
purse to pop a couple in at the cafe after
she's asked for a latte extra extra hot, even though
they can only make it so hot. That's just milk, Mum,
it can only go so hot. It straight extra hot.
I'll have an extra extra hot. They're not making it
any hotter faed moneing. They might make it a little
bit cooler, just to wind you up. And then you'll say,

(56:07):
can you take this back all? They'll take the back
and put in the microwave. Well, next time she's having
one of those, as she pulls out the sack tabs,
you can say, hey, mom, do you know the The
initial artificial sweetener was an accidental discovery, an invention where
a man was trying to find used for cold.

Speaker 9 (56:22):
Fat of the day, day day day, day, Do do
do do do do dooo?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Play Zim's fletch Porn and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Producer Shannon, What have you done this time?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Darling?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
We worry about you. I count myself, You count yourself. Yeah,
I was treating myself to a nice iced tea. How
good's an iced tea?

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Manund I think you're alone on that iced tea?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Look at Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Yeah, I see like a real nice iced tea, so refreshing,
and in summertime. It was in the winter time.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Well, I just wanted a little drink. I wanted something
that didn't have caffeine because it was before bed. But
I forgot tea as caffeine.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yeah it yeah, it's more of a slow release caffeine,
isn't it. Like coffee's a hat and tea's like a
slow burn.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Crazy But no, I went to open it, and I
couldn't open it with my hands, so I went for
my trusty teeth.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
No, shin, no, look, there's nothing more trusty than the teeth.
I know.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
It didn't work. I couldn't. I couldn't make it work
with my teeth.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
So I went back to the hand and I really
gripped it around my finger and I sliced my finger open.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Before with like the serrated cape a rough cut and
I immediately messaged Carwin. Who I do in all crisis.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Come a finger like a shocking amount of blood for
a plastic cap of a bottle. Yeah, and it bled
for about twenty minutes And now I've got a really
sore finger.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Oh, sibes or because of a liptin iced teeth or
lyptin doesn't want to be part of the It was
iced tea. It was iced tea brand and non branded
iced tea and captain.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
I think you know it's usual era though regardless of
who it was, I cut myself on a plastic bottle.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
It's pretty embarrassing, and yeah, it's dumb, that's shame.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
I once myself rope burn from my Chuck Taylor shoelaces
because I couldn't untie them, and so I was kept
on pulling my finger under it. And then I was like, oh,
they had there, like huge, big burn on it. I
should have just cut them with my teeth.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Yeah, I mean, teeth are the most reliable, but no, no,
they're not. Is pretty reliable?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Is the most reliant? Isn't theme of the hardest.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
If my femur had to come up against the Jersey caramel,
it would do nothing there.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Came up against the jersey caramel.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I wouldn't know what to do with it. It wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Myself getting dumber being part of this conversation teeth, wouldn't
know what to do with holding up your legs and
being part of a vital you know, structure of the
leg and lower Okay, that aside, we want to talk
now about the dumb injuries that you've got. Like a
bottle cap has literally sliced Shennon's finger open. Oh yeah, well,

(59:15):
here we go my list. Lately, I grated my finger.
I raise the blade at the top of my thumb
off when I was trying to clean that. And at
the weekend I sent you guys a video. Yeah, I
was shaving my head. I wasn't even in that much
of a hurry, and I noticed blood dripping in the
shower because I was doing the shower. You're going to
get different raisors because they've been so good lately. And
then I've got five giant gashes on my head forward. Yeah,

(59:41):
I'm an a plaster on the back of my head.
In the marriage, you know how hard that is. It's
reating to put it on.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
It is.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
You got rights left and left rights up, down, down up.
We want to talk now about the dumb injuries that
you've got, so those times when it was just a tiny,
stupid bird, stupid little thing. Yeah, I mean, I guess
a lot of the the avocado stone injuries are about
as stupid as it gets. New Zealanders are so bad
owning an avocado into their hand.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
People listening who work for acc will be going, you
think that's bad?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Cheap is creepy? Adults using kids toys trampolines. Yeah, I
would just have a little bounce and then you've broken
your shoulder or your arm. I'll eight hundred dancing. We
want to take your calls now, you can text through
nine six nine six. What was your dumb injury? We
want to know the dumb injuries that you've got and
no shortage. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Well, producer Shannon serrated her fingers by trying to open
up an iced tea cheap as some of these absolutely brutal.
I survived a car crash when my car rolled not
a scratch, got pulled out of the car by a
couple of strangers. Later, as I was walking to the ambulance,
I got to get checked over. I tripped on a
tripped up on a pathetically little stone, fell over and

(01:00:49):
broke my wrist.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
So you survived your cars. That's an amazing story. That's
so good, Aaron. What was your dumb injury?

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
I was holding a A four envelope and I thought
i'd be really clear. I kind of spun it around
to get my letter into it, and it slipped and
it gave me a paper cut across the middle of
my eyeball.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
You mean like that's you kind of like spun it
like that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Oh my god, what happened?

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Picked it up and moved it around to get it
in the right possession and yeah, at.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
My And how long does it take for that to
get fixed?

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Was probably just about a week. It was around the
time of Game of Thrones as well, So I hate
to go to hospital and have this die put it
until I have this orange eye. And then I got
given this white cream which made me look like a
Game of Thrones white walker.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
For amazing erin Thank you, Shay. What was your dumb injury?

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
So? I was I don't know nine, maybe I was
watching the Britney Spears concert and I slipped over on
a post it note.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Were you dancing? Were you dancing shape.

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
Yeah, a bone in my foot.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
You broke a bone, yeah, at my foot.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
The worst thing was I was holding onto my pit
mouse in my hand and as I fell, I kind
of naturally like squeezed my hand and I kind of
popped my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Oh I did not see that coming. That was a
great plot to really good Amy. What was your dumb injury?

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Oh well, you know it's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
Doing a lazy dinner and pulling a part intros and
weaches and the one of them just wasn't coming uplant
was it was kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
Have the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
My pinky finger at the same time.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
No, no, no, okay, Like I just saw it right, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
I just saw it open and went.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
But I was like, come, come, come, come come.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
You might need to call someone out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Yeah, because some of those some of those wedges really
stick together.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
And it's your instant I get that sharp knife, bloody
crawl myart.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
It was a batter knife like it wasn't even They
were like, was this an avocado and dy No, just
a butt of knife for weeks?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Did you put that on the acc form frozen wedges? Yeah? Yeah, right, amazing.
I love that, so so good to Amy. Thank you
keep your texts coming in nine six. No shortage of
dumb injuries. We're talking about your dumb injuries.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
God, there's so many.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Someone walked into a flex bush and got a slither
across the eyelid.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Sorry, yeah, Georgia, Have you had any dumb injuries?

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
My whole life's a dumb injury.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
No one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
I'm a bit stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Oh you are not.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
I've literally, like put my fingers in the door and
broken them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
We've burnt, like my hand cooking.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
In the oven.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Like, honestly, you name something I've done it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
I don't like hitting my racket on the floor when
I'm angry playing tennis. I used to love watching my
dad do this, so I hit the bottom of my
shoe instead. But this day I missed my shoe and
I hit my other leg and intine my chillies.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
It was fine.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
A few weeks later, luckily, God not the r Kelly.
I sliced a big flap of.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
Flat, slice a big flap of skin off my middle
finger with a raspberry kebar a raspberry.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Do you think it's so sharp?

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Suck it sharp? Wow, don't suck it sharp. You got
to keep it flat, work the surface, say broke it
and it made like some kind of sharp. We are cold,
they would sharp. You were break and they would sharp. Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
Slice my finger open cutting a frozen bagel because the
knife slipped to my fingers in the hole in the center.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
You put your whole. They put their finger in the
hole in the center of the bagel. Would dinner with
a dumb, numb stull.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Just holding it up, trying to balance it. It's honestly,
it makes sense, cheap for some sort.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Of mental condition. They put their finger at the bottom
like that. Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
You deserve to lose a finger if you cut a
bag or like that. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
Straightening my hair, the straightener dropped from my hands and
I caught it between my thighs, mass v shaped burn
on my inner thighs.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
That would be getting out the worst place to have
a burn like that, Showing my six year old how
to do armpit fants and dislocated my shoulder because they
didn't let the hand crumple and they went clunk and
I just handed it out, popped it out. Oh my god,
stabbed myself through the scrot him.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Now it's gone good. I don't reckon. We need to
hear any more of it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
It's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Machine is the text machine refreshed? All I saw was
as a kid, I stabbed myself through the scrow Tim, I.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Thought you said that was gone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I thought you were saying the strader has gone. The
scroder might be gone location the message is gone.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
We had a massive party when I was a teenager,
got totally munted at a great time. The next day,
cleaning up the house, slipped and split my knee. Cap
opened the stitches and the leg brace. Everyone thought they
did it when.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
I was drunk, but it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Stabbed myself in the strotum, found it. It read this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Here go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
They've resed me, They've re seen it in. They were
so worried that I'd lost that I came to the
top of the pile. As a kid, I stabbed myself
in the sack while breaking a scrotum. I said, scrot
breaking a stick in half. I went over the knee
and slept, and I went up and literally pierced through
the blood everywhere. Dettole sorted it out, and that splinters

(01:06:36):
had to be picked out with tweezers. Cool limp for
a while but no, I never told anybody was because
I pierced my scroto. I fractured my penis having intercourse.
How very scientifically pot I fractioned my penis. It's not
a bone. Wait, don't people get that little bit that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
All punched my finger?

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Imagine looking out and seeing three.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Imagine oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
And that goes into that little bit behind the blow,
the whole punch that catches all the dots. Yeah, someone's
making confiti and they throw it up and a bit
of finger goes in the air. Hey, remember how you
just gave that uber driver five stars because you wanted
five stars back? Yes, let's do that with this podcast.
Review it five stars, Tell your friends and we'll do

(01:07:34):
the same for you if you ever need a review
for anything. But where are you giving me my five stars? Well,
I don't know. Do you own a restaurant or something? Yes,
if you give us five stars on this podcast, tell
us where you would will review, even where we won't
even go. We'll just review your thing. I don't want
people to know where my restaurant is. I'm doing one
of those secret restaurants. That's exactly the opposite of hell

(01:07:55):
restaurants work play z ms Fletchborn and Haley