Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - August 26th 2025

Summer Penis

Cafe worker won case for having door open

Tuna Bread for the protein bros

Top 6 Luxon Wants to see rise

Male Execs fired for rating coworkers

SLP - Do you kiss your pet?

Singles lists at weddings

When did the friend holiday turn to shit?

Vaughan's Rogue booking

How did you cath them cheating?

Fact of the Day

Herman's Update

Celebrity name debate: Mingus

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZDM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Flesh one and Haley's Big Pod
thanks to animates making Happy Cabin for pets.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Ms flesh Worne and Hailey. Thank you Brandon, Good morning,
two minutes past six.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Welcome to the show. Fletch, Vaorn and Haley. Secret sound
thirty thousand.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Dollars coming up at seven and eight o'clock this morning.
That would be a really nice little Tuesday tree. Wouldn't
it be a nice amount of money? God? Yeah? The
top six.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Worn, Yes, Christopher Luxeon would like to see house prices rise.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
We all wouldn't we ally she's trying to buy one,
then you wouldn't, but not everybody does.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Of course, I've got the top six other things. Christopher
Luxeon would like to say, rise.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Say Shannon's one. She made a suggestion for the top six.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Shannon said, Mike Penis, this is absolutely rat five forty
six this morning. Shannon said, Shannon, you know our producer.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Sweet Angel, innocent, innocent young man corrupted.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, over time, what was it? Gas As I say,
there's gonna be the top six things. Christopher Luxen would
like to say, rise, and she said your penis, I said,
Shannon unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
We have to say for yourself, you know, when you
accidentally make it your mum joke and you're just like,
why did I say that? It was one of those moments, right,
I was just like just slipped.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Out, just slipped out, all right. Sorry, Chris Luxton take that.
Apologies to Christopher Well, speaking of penis, Yes, I've got
great news as winter.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
It lurks and it carries on keeping us cold every morning.
Summer surely just around the corner. And that's great news
if you have a penis.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
This is a bizarre story that you've patched, Hailey, I'll
tell you. I'll tell you all about it. Next play
z m's Fleashborne and Haley's.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
This tickles me so much. How long have we got
till summer is officially here?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, we've gotta be.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Selling it's it all day on Friday, so that'll be spring.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Spring is spring next month, the end of the.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Week, September, October, November, so yeah, December, so getting warmer, yeah,
and so much to look forward to with the warmth,
you know, sunny days on the deck beaches, you know,
more social occasions. Concerts are back, outdoor concerts, music in
the park, and also summer penis, which has been deeply

(02:30):
discussed online, not only by anecdotal accounts from penis owners
themselves claiming that every summer they notice a great increase
to the size of their schlong.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
A great increase, a great a great increase, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
But some urologists and sex experts have also chimed in
on the debate as to whether or not it's a.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Summer penis as a thing. Well, I mean, it's siddy
in winter, get a bit of shrinkage. She's hid.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
But that would be sort of an immediate response to
just being outside, right, or being just a warmer climate.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Warmer climate kind of. So here are some theories.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
A lot of people noting that their willies are bigger
in the summer, okay, something to look forward to, right,
not the seismictics, but you know, so it.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Counts to something, though it doesn't. It's it's a factor,
it's a thing.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
So a lot of people are suggesting that perhaps you know,
in the heat of summer, I find this. My fingers
swell a lot, a lot of swelling I do when
I get hot.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
My fingers swell quite a bit.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Sausage fingers. Yeah, sausage fingers.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh, King Charlesia's my rings definitely tighter in the summer
than they are my rings.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Sorry, just to clarify, my rings are tighter in the summer.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
So people were like, is it just that that the
heat is sort of making us swell. Some experts are
saying the reason that a penis may appear to be
during the summer could be because fever, no, not sneezing.
That because in the summer we're more active and therefore

(04:11):
generating more blood flow, the blood flow of the eye.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
But we've talked about this exercise penis have years ago.
What's exercise paenis? It's like a turtle pulling back into
the shell. Yeah, during extreme cardio exercise, right, it kind
of tucks itself away. And I think there might be
a survival thing because you don't have that. We can't
waggling around running from a life. You think, exactly if

(04:34):
we go back to our ancestors and the heart of
creation in Africa when we were running from a lion,
you can't have to have a huge wang.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Then you say that, but then sometimes at the Olympics
they they get excited. Though you see some hogs the
no sex in the Olympic village.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, well, there was one urologist who was initially skeptical
about summer penis when it came across his desk as
a term.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Then he said, we'll.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Actually warmth, relaxes blood vessels, increasing blood flow and size
to the penis.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
So it could be quite spot on here.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
And in general, in winter we have batter habit, we
have better worse habits. We're sitting inside, we're eating maybe
more comfort foods.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Our general health.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Is down, whereas summer we're out and about, we're getting
blood flowing.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Through the body.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
And so actually, even though and I will quote here,
no scientific studies confirm that some are penis is actually
a phenomenon as claimed to be. With the heat, testicles
tend to hang lower, everything sort of pulls down.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
We've got a bit more length to the guy. Some
are penis, right, Okay, well it's something to look forward to.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
They're calling it a pen apocalypse. If some are penis
is real, what are we going to do with climate change?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Can I ask where do you find these articles to
worry about it? Medical journals? Yeah? Okay, plays that Ms.
Fledgeborn and Hayley. Now, when it comes to temp in
the workplace, Oh, don't even get this started. It's a
big argument.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
And I feel like there's always a gender divide in
the argument as well.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, women run hot, we're constantly hormonally fluctuating.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
But I love a cold I love a cold studio.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
And especially when you're like trying to give the energy,
you've got to keep nice and frost.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
You've got to be a wake card to be away. Yeah,
that's the why I look at it. But it isn't
a hot office like a corporate space sitting at a desk. Yeah, horrible. Well,
there's there are always these arguments over the temperature in
the workplace, and I thought maybe I found a way
for people that run cold to earn a bit of money. Okay,
a bit of money here, but what does it put

(06:41):
on a jacket?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I don't think we have the same law in New
Zealand because in the UK, a cheesecake cafe worker has
one forty thousand New Zealand dollars. She's had a paya
after complaining that she had to work with the cafe
door open in winter, so it was a cheesecake and
so the boss, well, no, the boss was like, if

(07:03):
you had the doors shut. The customers think we're closed,
so won't come in.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's fair.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
So they wanted to leave the doors open, so she complained.
They had a workplace WhatsApp group. She complained, and then
suddenly her hours were cut and then she was let go.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, so that's why she was awarded, because they were like,
we'll just quietly try to get rid of her.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
So they apparently the cafe dropped to twelve degrees. That's cold.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
A for an insight for a camfe very celsius. Yeah,
I crave it. I'd really thrive it.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
A well, she was a windy apparent, she said three.
She wore three lambers and a thermal vest to say warm.
And they were told that staff could not use an
electric eater.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Do you remembering when we had a TV show on
TV called have You Been Paying Attention?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yep, a little bit, the good old days.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
And I used to be the one that you effectively
single handedly got cancer, single handedly got canceled by getting drunken,
mouthing off at the commissioner.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's what I don't remember that. I remember that take
that say that.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
So I used to have to always wear these suits
like this polysis suits. I run so hot under studio lights,
so I used to ask for the studio to be
so cold that all the camera people are in like
puffers and gloves and beanies. And I think they kept
it like complaining being like still cold.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
In Here's probably why it was canceled. The whole disting
bell was just insane.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
This is an AI overview, but it says that New
Zealand law doesn't set legal minimum or maximum workplace temperatures,
whereas in the UK it does. Right, Apparently it gets
to a certain temperature right, and you kids can't go
to school. We sit in this like goldilock zone of
it never gets cold enough and it never never gets
hot enough.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's just unpleasant.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
I mean, I guess because like it does get a
lot colder in the UK. But in the UK health
and Safety guidance excuse me says that temperature should be
a minimum of sixteen degrees.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Minimum sixteen Yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
No, So I don't know if you're if you're going
to get any money out of your boss if you
complain about the temperature in New Zealand and get fired.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
We keep threatening our bosses to work shirtless, which for
you guys would be all right, but it would be
a lot from me, you know what I mean, Because
our studio gets quite hot in.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
The morning, so we have a lot of windows and
a lot of people walking past us listeners.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
They want more listeners.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Here we go to play Fletchforn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Look, everyone's trying to get more protein in their diet.
Do you know what I have for breakfast this morning?
One of those little like baby protein yogurt pouches, like
a little like a little sucky pouch, and a protein bar.
No time, protein, no time, but protein. That was the
thing that I was trying to focus on. And then
a while back, everyone was like cottage cheese. Oh god,

(09:42):
we've got to eat cottage cheese. Everybody go crazy for
cottage cheese. And one of the recipes for cottage cheese
that everyone was going neared about was this cottage cheese
bread that they were.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Making, right, yuck a bread. What about that bread I
saw the person making for Kasha, But with when the
put the water in, they make it chicken stock.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Okay, I'm well this is for me.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Okay, fine, make your cottage cheese bread if it makes
it feel good.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
This for me is the step too far? Okay? And
I got to preface it by saying I'm not a
fan of tuna in general, Like I don't.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I'm the same out of a can. It's dry, yuckness.
It's like cat food. But are we talking a steak?
Turn a steak? Oh my god when you go to
it like I've had it forced upon me at a
restaurant and I was like, oh my god, this is
amazing when it's cooked.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
So please jopening up about your hardships he had that
he had had it forced to get the sounds of
its one of everyone was shearing plates and I was like,
all right, he had to go to the meal. I

(10:56):
just wanted a buttered chicken.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
People say the sufferers plain meals, and I was forced
to have it.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
So okay, how did the tuna work? Just slices? But
it was like so amazing. It doesn't even taste like
fish like tuna steaks can't. I think it's like it's
more like you. It just feels like a red made
or something.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
No. I think because it's so fame, it made so
famous by the tin I'm out, you know. Okay, So
once about tinned tuna, which Jim Bras have long been
a fan of.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now they're making two minute tuna bread. Okay, two minute
bread in an air fryer.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
So sorry, I'm gonna struggle with this. So what you
do is you get a tenner tun and you drain it.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
You drain out the what do they put it in?
Brian Brian where you can get oil or you can
get flavors. Put it in a mug.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Then you're going to crack an egg and got into that.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
So far it's good protein. We got protein on protein
at this point, mooly it up.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
We're we're mooly. They're going to hit that in the
microwave for two minutes. Then you sort of excuse me.
Then you sort of thumbing it out like a sponge,
some sort of tuna for tata looking arendas. That's the
faceborn agree and the cheese isn't there no.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Cheese stream?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
It's like an overcooked omelet. So you're making a tuna
omelet in the microwave.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
The one egg. But they're saying it's breadcase.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Once you sort of cut it open, it's got a
sort of sponge like texture. Yeah, and then you could
put your toppings on it like a salad that's disgusting
or something.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I mean high in protein, high protein. There's powders for
that though. That would probably be a good workplace lunch.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
It would.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
You can make it, make it in the work microwave
protein at lunch.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Literally makes my spine crawl. Looking at this tuner protein
bread yuck.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Play zms Fleschborn and Haley play ZMS Fletchborne and Hailey
from your.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Local community Facebook page. This is the top sex.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
The Prime Minister of old Turo has said he would
like to see modest and consistent house price increases.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Now you might be thinking, wait a minute, that.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Feels like someone's pulling the ladder up behind them. House
prices have remained stuck despite lower interest rates, giving first
home buy as a wind but leaving property owners gnashing
their teeth.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Reads this article.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
The Reserve banks cut the cash rate again as a
three year low of three percent. Great news, but house
prices haven't popped up because despite.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
It, people don't have any money noo. And you could
argue they were incredibly overpriced to begin with. Yea very
much so.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Some said a bubble, but it didn't burst, it just
got It was a blue and go to a certain
point and then it just stayed like that. Well, that's
not the only thing christ pH Luxe wants to see rise.
I've got the top six other things that also he
said in that interview that he wants to see rise.
Number six on the list of the top six other
things Luxe and wants.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
To see rise. His sour dough.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Always a bit of sound guy, hard sound guy. He loves,
he loves, he's got a starter.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
He gives me thin sandwich, Mollenberg he is then, no,
he gives me thin white bread. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
He toasts the crust sauce sandwich bread. Yeah, no, no, no, yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
He toasted the thin sandwich as an austerity measure. Yeah,
because you get more slices, yeah, out of a bag
of sandwich versus toast, and you just toast it for
less time and it's just thin toast.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Thin toast. Yeah. The man eats thin toast. I'm telling
you he does have thin toast energy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Say what you will about his politics. I'll take myself
out of that conversation. But the man needs.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Given finas number five on the list of the top
six other things luck And wants to see rise. Not
the peasants, not the persons. He does not want to
see them rising in any way mouthpiece of the left
or rising.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Through the ranks.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Peasants need to stay peasants. I'm going to have peasants
system to work.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Peasants need to be peasanting.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Number four on the list of the top six other
things lux And wants to see rise twenty twenty three
is Transformers sequel Rise of the Beasts. Nobody wants that.
He really wants to see that. No, Rise of the Beasts.
How much is money did that make?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
They keep making Transformers movies. I assume they're making money.
I don't think they are. What movie that I see
the other day made a billion dollars? And I was like,
you've got to be kidding me, really about a billion dollars?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
You're cutting money.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Number three on the list of the top six other
things Luxon wants to see rise.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Not the minimum wage. Well that's already risen enough.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
What he wanted to keep up with them, inflation or
something stupidly nice.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Number two on the list of the because you minimum wage?
Of course, yeah, of course would be nice with those
on minimum.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
That had a real nice, self reflective minute dead number
two on the last of the top sex are other
things lux and wants to see rise people's spirits? Why
is everyone so glum? I'm looking at you, nurses and teachers.
Got you just turn that frown upside down?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Are you saying? Give us a smile? Yeah, give us
a smiler. How lucky are you haven't job? Raise those spirits?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
And number one on the list of the top sex
things lucks and wants to see rise the sun great
start to the day. I would put the scene the
sun rises the greatest start to the day than not
having blood in your stool. I always that it's a
good day if you don't have blood in your stool.
It is a good day when you don't have blood
in your sty.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Often you concerned about that.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
I've got a hemorrhoid that every now and then, will
oh Jesus right up, Sorry to share.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I know I've got dagg oh. No, it's a two. Yeah,
I've got some prosect squeeze. That's really good. That sounds
really good for under eyes.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Is that it's like a beauty secret hemorrhoid creme under
the swelling long like.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Long used women. It's just that the applicator has been
at my mass. You don't know straight from the.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Give it just go to aust What I would go.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I wouldn't know you're gonna go. I'd buy your own tube.
That's how you ended up with a urinary tract. In fiction.
If you go to you don't want to get your
tubes confused. That is today's I'm out there. I'm just
taking up for men's health. Don't you a shame.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
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Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's where I got my last tube. Yeah, did you
pick it up at the golf day the other day?
The tube?

Speaker 4 (17:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, no, no, I actually picked it up. What I
was a new plymouth with my mother for mother's dog.
And I don't want to panic anybody, but I've got
to go to the chemist.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Okay, yeah, again I feel like why and now sometimes
I feel in the mood for sharing.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
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Speaker 1 (18:16):
A hemorrhoid or am I dying? That is today's top
sex ms flinched Vaughn and Haley. Now there were some executives.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Seven people, seven men have been fired from a wastewater
management center in the United Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Give me, fine, give me five. I'll actually take one
of those as well. Give me you know what it's
really he's got it all good things coming.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Three. Yeah, I'm waiting for the I'm waiting for the
you know, the return of the Jedi of this trilogy
of joke we're placing going down the crapper Give me.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
National Comedy Festival, twenty twenty six carpet of Fletcher on stage.
So seven men have been fired from this wastewater management
center in the UK after their WhatsApp group was unearthed.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Oh no, wait, wait wait WhatsApp groups can be unearthed.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, tell me more. So apparently I think.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
I think we do what we do and it disappears
after twenty four hours. Yeah, well, these numb skulls did
not have that on And excuse me. Within the group,
there was a whistle blower who merged whistle blower hr
to some of the.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Downright piss poor behavior boys. Tom so in this chair.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
There was a lot of problematic stuff and you know
who were we to throw stones within glasshouses about WhatsApp groups?
How we some of it was very derogatory towards their
female stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, that's that's an area we don't enter. We don't know,
we don't, we don't. So in this there was sort
of some references to X, Y and Z.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
However, one thing that upset a lot of female stuff
is how they rated them out of ten.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Oh wow, and this is going to be doing that? Yeah,
I think I think we should, you know, just be honest.
I'd like to do a scout of five. You did right?
Writing people too much? I like to rap my woman
out of five. God? But it really like chunks, isn't
it when it's just five.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
So someone in this WhatsApp group and in this workplace
was like, Okay, I've got to take screenshots of this
and show it around work because this is unacceptable.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Alerted the company to the offensive messages, and then a
disciplinary investigation was launched.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Was this which they got us five or a sex
and they think they're in eight?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
You wouldn't blow the whistle if they were like, she's
a ten, I'm all here for this, of course.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I'm a ten. What would it take for you to
blow the whistle? Sex and below? Because you've said quite
openly you're a seven point two, I'm a seven point two.
I'm being realistic. I'm attractive, but I'm not going to
blow your face away. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Blow your face away, blow your socks off, or blow
your mind. I've never heard blow your face all. No,
that sounds like a shotgun like me. A nine is
a shock right.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, I'm a seven point two. I know this
to my core. Okay, I've been that for most of
my life.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Yeah, I've man, I've dipped a toe at eight and
I've dropped down to a sex but seven point two
is where I sort of balance.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Out, fluctuating there. Okay, I would never play this game.
It's very dangerous.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I've already got your numbers in my head. This is
quite unfleectible, already.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Discussed you and then me. Inflicts already discussed born. Don't
you're acting silly? And you guys have agreed right seven
point two. I like how you do, Shannon, because you
know that like.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
They would never, they would never, they would just never
what our tin producers of producers.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
I did just see someone text and you know, the
ugly one complained.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, that's the second terrible thing you've said it out loud. No,
I perroshed that out loud.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
That's that doesn't make it any That actually doesn't actually
make it. Any time I saw something you said bad
and you were like, oh, I shouldn't say that anything
you did.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, the penis thing was too far that we're all
drifting around high sivens. Well, just remember don't say that
out loud or put it in the WhatsApp chat. I
think is the listen here?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, and also, guys, is this great feature on WhatsApp.
It's called disappearing messages. After twenty four hours they're gone.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Surely someone's got Mark Zuckerberg still got them though, right, Yeah,
but Mark what old four old four Zuckerberg? And that's
been generous.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
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Speaker 1 (23:08):
Silly little pole silly.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly,
little silly, little silly, little silly.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
It's a little pol Do you kiss your pet?

Speaker 4 (23:27):
This is because there's a Jordy Show star Vicky pet
and Patterson I think it's her name. She had a
video and it's her dog and she's like, ah, opens
a gob and the dogs are.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, yuck. Yeah, like you like, what if a dog
kisses you like purse your lips and yucky? Yeah, and
they look your face You're like, get away. But I
kiss Rollie right on the pondhim, but he doesn't like lick.
Wait you kiss on the mouth? Yes, sometimes if he

(24:02):
lets me, but he'll turn away. They eat their you know,
they they lick their bum button. Claim yeah, or don't
be jealous. You would if you could. So we asked
you to kiss your pet.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
We'll start with nine percent of people said yes on
the mouth, okay, eighteen percent said oh no, and seventy
two percent said yes, I kiss my pet.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
But not on the mouth.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
My cat is not a smoochy cat. No, but some
cats are. I'm what to show because you're such a
smoochy human.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, behavior in the place. I don't know if I
don't think I kiss any animals. And I've got a few.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah you do. You don't kiss your chickens?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
No, I said, job older, Oh one of them lade
a fairy egg yesterday.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
What's a fairy egg?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Like there's some sort of misfiring in the chicken reproductive
system and they pop out a teeny tiny ek. Oh
my god, No, that can't keep happening otherwise we have
that just just straight process. It's a brah.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
But I wouldn't know. I'm not going to kiss the
chickens either. Do you kiss your pet?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Overwhelmingly people said yes, So let's hear what they've got
to say for themselves. Yes, on the mouth, but he
knows no tongue from Hannah. Okay, good, it's good when
your dog knows your your boundaries.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
We're not doing that.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
We're not kissing with tongue. Fido, Why is photo such
a Why was Fido a dog name back in the day?
But no one calls the dog Fido anymore.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I've never met a kid called Fido.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Fido Dio the old seven up mass. Well, there's a
lot of stuff rattling around here. I can't even remember
what I did.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
It was Abraham Lincoln's dog's name. Okay, so that's why.
Why did he call his dog fighter?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
You know, it was the first presidential pit to be
photographed when it was an Italian dog who became a
public symbol of loyalty during World War Two. Abraham Lincoln
wasn't alive in women, I know, Yeah, I don't know,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
That's this is AI overview, So I think there's some
gaps in the history there. The Latin verb feedo meaning
to trust or to have faith.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
The also it's the same as infidelity comes from that
because the related word for dallas means faithful, and infidelity
is faith being unfaithful.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
So dogs are always very faithful.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
He named his dog Fido because the faithful one, and
so that was why it became the generic dog name
because right, yeah, good man.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
What is this fact of the day?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Day Day said, he's just so bloody cute, a real
life German shepherd.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
So he's she said, there's no need to rub it
in that you've got a real life tongue in one.
You've got a broken ceramic one.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
On the window that open mouth kisses their dog, says
Jane must have been in the small possess. Jane's going
to be the first one to die in a you know,
a plague, a bacteria play. She's going to be immune, yes,
because she kisses it.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Og.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, she's got worms. She got worms from the dog.
And it turns out worms are the thing that stops you.
The antidote. The antidote a parasitic worm. Yeah yeah, kiss
me kiss.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
That's a very good bomb. Yeah yeah. That's not going
to take off in a TV series or a movie,
is it. No, The only way to cure it is
to kiss each other. On the boom and Jens Jim
Millennials and gins they're like.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yup, okay, sure, and all the boomers are like, I
won't I'd rather die, and just like, uh, would you
come on? Man, it's twenty twenty five. Neve says, little
little kiddy cats that a mouth kiss too. They are
CUTI cuties, they are cut Julian Martha loves being.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Told she's loved with a kiss. Oh, Martha, Carlina says,
arm A, no, because I've seen one literally look at
its own ass. Yeah, that's why they put you off.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Kate Kate says, the dogs know the cat's sweet little head. Yes,
needs a little kiss kiss. Earl said my dog died
at the start of there, and I don't want to
talk about it with you.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Earl.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, I've sewn a dog, a couple of cats, a
pig my most recent I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Upset someone brought it up.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Sprowleian messaged in this what's this is the person that
runs the Hailey Sprowl fan account.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
How many Members's quite a few, and she's done a
fantastic She is incredible fantastic.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
It really is incredible, absolutely, says Sprowley.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
And never the mouth.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
My cat loved kisses all around the head. The eyes
would close and he would smile like is at peace
of the world. It's been nearly two months since we
had to put our beloved boy down and they missed
the daily privilege.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Have been a perk them up and given kisses. That's
somebody that wants to talk about it. They did. They
felt like they wanted to talk about it. Rachel said, years.
But she's twelve weeks old. She's just a baby. But
yesterday she'd chat in the dining room. But no, not
her pope. She will catshit inside and she was munging
it back so serious considering, yeah, munging it. I can't

(29:13):
be having that language. Thank you sell it, little pole.
We asked you kiss your pet in seventy two percent
of you said yes, but not on the mouth, plays
z Ms Fletchborne and Haley. We were just discussing. We're
in the mood for a wedding. Most of our friends
have done it.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Mustn't, mustn't have a big night the night before the
wed and we shut. We shut, of course, not always
having a low out.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
No the night before.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Tell you what was surprising to find a can of
Was it a dB or lion read or something in
my hand?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
At one point you had a couple of cans with something.
You had a couple of leon rope. Yeah, as we
call it the night before theow a couple of quiet
you get with a le or rouge.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Anyway, Well, we are in the mood for a wedding,
but there's none on the horizon for us. But here's
an idea that has gone viral online that a lot
of people are doing. One woman took it to the
point where she laminated it. It's a single sheet where
she has printed out all the sort of head shots,

(30:15):
shall we say, of the single attendees of the wedding
on a single ready to mingle spreadsheet of swords.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Were all the singles on board? I can imagine there'd
be a few that would like this, but not everybody. Yeah,
Like if somebody said do you want to put do
you want me to put you on the single to
mingle thing about. Absolutely not. Yeah, I don't know if
it was run past the guests.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
It was a masterpiece listing all the single guests, complete
with head shots circulated like a Winelesh shot. So it
goes out like with the menu, meant to be fun.
She swears everyone was okay with it.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
There you go. Okay. Some guests were laughing. The internet
did not.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
They were like this is just disgusting, Like, how embarrassing
for them.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
They're already sat at their own table.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Yeah, they're already being told they can't bring a plus
bloody one, so they're they're all alone anyway. Probably yeah,
now here they are being circulated like a bloody you know,
like a meat market, like.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Some kind of wedding night entertainment. But I'm kind of like,
how else do you know?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
You know, I mean, let's be honest, A lot of
people do get excited for a wedding because, yeah, there
could be funny to meet someone you're.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Totally meeting through mutual friends.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
I mean, how often are you getting together with your
mates as an adult anymore?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
You know, and meeting new people.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
It's a great place to hook up and then instead
of having the awkwardness of like, oh god, where's the
partner looking around? You refer to the sheet, the singles menu.
What if somebody wants to hook up with you but
they're not on the sheet?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Oh my god, you're getting hit on and you refer
to your sheet, You're like, he is not on there?
How interesting? How interesting? Who do you belong to a
bit of wedding scandal but of drama?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, no, I'd hate to be I think i'd hate
to be put on the sheet. Yeah, I'm very good
at mingling in a natural way. Yeah, not on a
sort of but you don't want to be forced menu
of sorts. That seems very forced.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, would you fletch you go on the menu? No, no,
because none of us were on the men. What if
you put yourself on the menu and you were a
dish that didn't get ordered?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
So once the menu's be that snaxt been up gets
crossed off the menu, the menu keeps getting passed around. Yes,
it's like being picked for sports. Oh yeah out and
it's just it's just Jane left on the menu and
you kind of just have to because you've got to
form the teams. Yeah, there's like just white there's just
two left on the menu. Looks like you guys are

(32:42):
eating together. Yeah, don't make menus of your friends.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
No play zm's Fleshborn and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Oh dear, listen to this. Okay, my aunt owns a
lovely ranch and Spain, oh and h and fifteen years
ago I arranged to spend a week there with my
friend Bridget friend holiday.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, what could go wrong?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
We worked together for years, always had a good laugh,
got on like a house on fire, so no problem.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
We flew and got a bass.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
While we're on the bus, Bridget starts chatting to a
group of three lads. Oh, Bridget, they were a little
bit boozed, and so this this person who's telling the story,
was like I hi, and then just kept reading the book.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
You know, we're going on holiday.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
But when they got off the bus, the guy is
the sort of following along with her friend, and then
the person was like, where are you guys staying?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
It was like, oh, with you.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
So the friend invites these boost Spanish locals back to
the house. They have a huge party. The friend wakes
up in the morning is like, what are we going
to do today? But Bridget has not woken up because
she's worth the three.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Men, all of them.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yeah, having just been in Spain, I can completely understand
how this could happen.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Absolutely So basically, then they just go off on this
split holiday even though they were supposed to do it together.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
A week later, the woman who had booked the trip,
whose house it was, was like, we've got to go,
changes her flights to leave early, and it was just like, oh,
this was nothing like what we plan to do. And
when she gets home, her aunt is like, there's quite
a bit of stuff missing from the house, towels, bedding,
a picture. She thinks that the friend must have stolen them,
but of course it was these guys. The whole thing

(34:34):
just turned down absolute crap. And this was fifteen years
ago and they haven't spoken since. Really, okay, so why
why is it surface now? It was just a whole
thread of people sharing stories of two years ago. I
took a trip to France with my sister brother in
law and blah blah blah talk our kids. The kids
fought like anything, and then the parents started fighting, like

(34:56):
do talk to my son like.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
That from your did that berg roll of the dice
going with another family when the kids aren't already really
good friends?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, forced to sleep on pull out Bucks.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Just everyone sharing when they've planned a friend holiday and
it's just turned sour and go ruin the friendship.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
This is exactly what we want. What we want to
do now is share those stories.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Yes from you are lovely listeners. When did the friendship
holiday go wrong?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
What happened? And did you did you manage to repair it?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
It's always a big leap to go on a big
holiday with someone you're not that friendly with yet.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, or you just haven't you haven't been enough time together.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, Like have you done a few weekends around New
Zealand before you just do this, you know, five week
Europe drush? Yes, exactly, because do you know that you're
even going to stand each other.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
For that long? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
And you come back and you're like, oh, I don't
want to be your friend, let alone go on holiday
with him?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
It can we make or break for couples as well? Yeah,
fighting all the time on holiday? Or you could just
be was a completely mismatched person. Yeah, someone that doesn't
like getting up in the morning, you know, or doesn't
it to do today? I don't know. Yeah, someone like
that yeah, sleeping. Okay, yeah, I'll eight hundred dollars at
Emason number. Give us a call. Now you can text

(36:08):
her as well. Nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
When did the friend holiday turn to absolute cramp? Right now,
we want to know when did your friend holiday go
a wall or go badly? Because a lot of people
sharing online they went on holiday with their friends and
then they never spoke to them again because it was
so mismatched and not good, like you know, bringing home
three Spanish men and they're not spending any time.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Don't even bringing them home, sort of like finding them
on a bus and them back to.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Your auntie's house as well, just stay there, kind of
like just I guess leaving a friend.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Yeah, ditching them, ditching them. I'd hate to be ditched overseas.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
I mean, some people like don't like to do things
by themselves and they're not very independent travelers, so like, yeah,
they don't want to go out exploring if the other
person's not there, Whereas I'd be happy to be like,
oh just meet a lunchtime, I'll go check out a
museum if you don't want to go to a totally We're.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Easy, okay. Some messages and some good one.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
We went on a couple's holiday to Fiji with our
eighteen month old and they're nine months old. Our kid
was a runner and whenever we went to eat or
do anything, he'd just run away. They're nine months old,
couldn't walk, obviously, and whenever our son would run away,
they'd turn to their son and say, aren't you such a.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Good boy sitting there eating your dinner? Such a good boy.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
The holiday was a little tense. We're still friends now,
but we can laugh about it. My husband and I
as their second child is an absolute bloody nightmare. He's
run he's a swinging around a climber.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Just you don't go on holiday with yeah, yeah kids.
I wouldn't got on a holiday with someone else's kids. No.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
No. Went to Europe for five weeks with my bestie
of fifteen years last year. Have done everything to avoid
seeing her since we got home.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Oh God, why why Bestie? We need details because you'd
think if you're at best you were besties for that long,
you would have done like weekends away. Yeah, they forgive it,
like weekends away are different to five weeks in each
other's face. Yeah, but you'd know surely if you got
sick of that person, right, what didn't you?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Gosh. We went on holiday with a friend at the time.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
She was my best friend, but we had actually hadn't
been away with her before, and it was on this
holiday that we found out she treats workers like hospitality
work restaurant workers so so terribly. She was such a
karen It was awfully embarrassing. I couldn't believe she could
act like this. She didn't know it, but it altered
our friendship a lot after that, and we wouldn't go
out with her.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
What okay, ended up.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
In a massive drunken fight after a night out in Greece.
She changed her flight and went home without telling me,
leaving me with the entire hotel bill.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
We haven't spoken since, went home without telling you. No,
you can't just leave someone with the bell. No, God, No.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
We went home early on a night out when we
were away on holiday and my friend had the audacity
to hook up with my boyfriend. It all came out
the next morning and none of none of us have
spoken since. Wait what so they obviously broke up and
then oh my wow? Okay, Oh no, I suppose as well.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, with travel.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
It's like there's it's this high money investment. There's often
a lot of booze, you know, there's that celebratory element
and expectations.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Expectations. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
We did a couple's family weekend away local, didn't go overseas.
Everything was fine until my friends Brady kid kept interrupting
and wanted to join in the adult conversation. The mom
would stop talking to us adults and make us stop
talking and talk to this.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
This drives and crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Try to the seven day we would talk to the
seven year old Brad. I had enough of it, so
I was brought up differently. So when she started talking
to her the adults again, I completely ignored her and
that's when the argument started.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I told her she's better off talking to her kid.
There was a divide that weekend. It's awkward. I love
these times.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Our friend group's been close since high school. We're all
in our thirties and holiday together every year. But we
all have kids. But one mum has the most annoying
kids on the planes. Every morning, she'll wake up the planet,
not the planet planet because she put plane space tea.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, okay, the plane tea the planet.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Every morning she'll wake up and go for a three
hour run and just let them run wild with us
to babysit.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
She's the only one on holiday every year. It makes
me furious. At least lock them in a room somewhere.
Oh yeah, some chip isn't a lighter. Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I went away with two gay best friends two days
into our trip and Asie didn't see them for forty
eight hours. They got booz They ended up joining a
massive group adut fun time.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, that sounds like the gays.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
They also dowsed themselves in door savar alone. That smell
still gives me PTSD. At the time, I didn't see
my gay friends because they were.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
See there was the expectation of you're going to spend
the whole weekending was fun and they're like bye.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Went to Brisbane with my best friend. She needed a
holiday after a terrible breakup. We went out club and
she found a new fling and they were obsessed with
each other. She ended up spending the rest of our
holiday with her new girlfriend. Oh well, they must have
moved that.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Booked a different hotel. We're still friends, but now I
know what kind of friend she is. Yeah, yeah, especially
like she's doing that for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going away together for the first time soon, the
three of us. We've been away, but not not work
away from not an actual holiday.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
We actually haven't holiday together with like no work or
wedding or anything like that, just the three of us.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Well, there won't be a big night before the well
there's no wedding. If there's no wedding, oh thought, we
have a couple of big nights, A.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Couple of big nights. Well, I mentioned if we come
back and we're not talking to each other, that's going
to make word work extremely hard. A ton of radio
break for shows who don't talk to each other during
the songs. I know, I've heard these stories.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Have you heard the story is Flitch God he talks.
What if Hailey finds a lesbian on holiday? I might
and we never see it right because she moves in.
That's okay, But she's the love of my life. This
is the one I've been waiting for this whole life.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Parentheses two or three months yea two or three months
of Tops.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Plays, Fleshborn and Haley play ZMS Fletchbourne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
The Jazz Room, A Journey to the Heart of New Orleans.
I've got tickets. Okay, what the jazz room? A journey
to the heart of New Orleans? Right, You're going to a.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Jam jazz night? Why are you going to a jazz night?
I'm really excited.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I got targeted advertising for it, and I was just
watching and I was like, I have had minimal experience
with jazz.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, but what I have experienced I'm very much enjoyed.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
So you just.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Decided you just a book tecker. You don't even go out?
I know, well I am and November that's a long
way away. Oh my god. You got targeted advertising for
something that. Yeah, okay, I know there was.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
There was other dates, but I couldn't make any of
them work, okay, Right, and then this was the that
I could make work because I once upon a time
accidentally stumbled upon the total on a jazz festival.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I don't know if that's still going what an event? Wow,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
I had a lot of fun back in the day
going to the total on a jazz festival. When did
you turn into a boomer?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Sir? I don't, look, I don't, don't, I don't.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
I don't mind jazz, but I wouldn't choose to. It's
on the jazz festival's been for this guy a year.
But next year they're back for twenty twenty six March
April six. Oh we missed it, missed it next year
that I think we make an event. Hailey raises a
good point. It's on in the background of anything you're
at or something you're at, and that's lovely, that's nice,

(43:40):
but you don't buy a ticket to go.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
I think, yeah, what a heavy boat down. I think
jazz is very impressive Sims jazz by the way, but
it's rad and scoot and dug adow. I'm not Yeah,
I didn't really know that you vibed on the jays.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Right now, you're going to the jam, to the jazz
jails jazz and what are you going to do? This
is sit there and okay, snapping. I think I'll snap.
That's about the extendable. Yeah, I hate it already. He's

(44:30):
going to do that.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
He's going to be sort of like trying to vibe
along to what are you going to wear to the
jazz because is also fashion.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, hey, buddy, we all like the little cherry pop
and Daddy is in the last terrible This is the
whole thing. Yeah, okay, we do think this will change
you to your jazz my whole personality. The jazz guy.
Do you know Varn Smith the jazz guy. And because

(44:59):
I go to music, I'll just have to introduce the
jazz bands. Yeah. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's the jazz club.
Welcome to the stage. Skip, you get a better hobby,
and then you're gonna do You're gonna practice your.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Okay, stop, I reckon, stop stop, I feel like I
just got started.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I rectually give that a red hot. Stop play Zim's
flesh form and Hailey this I You just wouldn't think,
would you be? You gotta be careful if you're having
an affair. So what advice? What advice? Be careful an affair?

Speaker 4 (45:44):
So a woman discovered that her husband was it was
either cheating or having an affair when she jumped on
her scales at home. Now she has smart scales, which
I have as well, where you can create a pro
file and it will when you weigh yourself. It'll kind
of store it as memory under a profile.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
So if you're tracking weight, you'll be able to see
her last time it was this, and this time it
was this or whatever? Do they tell you more than
just your weight? These smarts? Yeah, they got a bit
bit on there.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
But she jumps on and she saw it in the
digital thing, like in the number, previous weigh in was
one hundred and twenty pounds, right, whatever that is in
kg's are you're looking at up.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
One hundred and twenty pounds? Yeah, fifty four point four kg.
We've got a petite woman on her handspeak.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
So she sees this previous login one hundred and twenty pounds,
and she's like, I don't weigh one hundred and twenty pounds,
and my husband sure as hell doesn't weigh one hundred
and twenty pounds. She goes into the unassigned weigh ins
and sees that at twelve fifteen am and twelve twenty
six am, back to back, someone's weighed in at a

(46:59):
hundred and twenty pounds on a date where I wasn't
even home.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I was away for work. Oh my god, how crazy
is that? Oh?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
No, And this was during a period of time in
which her and her husband had agreed to be working
on themselves because they were having some merit.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Wait, they were on a break. No, not on a
break and she has bloody reiterated this online.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
They were not on a brak, right, but he has
dipped a toe in the world of infidelity before.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
So she weighed herself at quarter past twelve and then
again at twelve six. I've done you know, it was
that like eight minutes of love making, and she's like,
did I lose any weight doing that?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Or dump? I've done that. I've been I wonder how
much that weigh I've done that.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
When you feel one coming out that, you're like, I
think this is going to be a real empty ouster.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Yeah, yeah was?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
And now is there an invention of a toilet seat
that takes your weight? So you start you said it,
and you look your legs off and you put all
your weight on the toilet seat and you go the
load in the bowl. I know I wanted to weigh
me before and after. Yeah, that makes more sense to me.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I love doing that. We're like, man, I just absolutely, yeah.
There is a toilet sheet. Seven. There is a toilet
seat scale weighs your logs in real tie.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
It's disgusting, yum, It's satisfying though, weird and satisfying. But anyway,
isn't this a crazy way, because then then she was
like someone who was a petite woman has been here
after midnight on a date where I'm not here in
my husband's home alone.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
I love, especially in the lately, how technology is catching
out cheaters. I love fine friends, a lot of people running.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Tracking runs and stuff, going past a house and staying
there for ages.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Yeah, you share your Strava with me, mate, not how
running works.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Yeah, anyway, I want to know, just because this is
such an incredibly unique way of discovering someone was cheating
on you.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
How did you discover that they were cheating on you?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yes, And maybe it was just something so out of
the blue, rather than just seeing a message pop up
on their phone and that's sort of, you know, an
obvious way to catch someone.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Maybe it was something just a little bit more like
hang on a.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Moment, or maybe it was a lineup really obvious, because
some people are just I don't know, were they just
like they're so brazen or they cheat so much they
just think they're getting.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Away with it. Yeah, I know exactly.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Okay, I'll eight hundred dollars at them. Give us a
call now. We'd love to hear your stories. Text through
nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
How did you discover that they were cheating? How you
discovered that they were cheating? Now, this is on the
back of a woman discovering her husband was having an
af fear because of someone weighing themselves on their smart
scales and it wasn't her.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
She wasn't in the house at the time, and she
doesn't weigh that much. Like the weight was so different.
She's like, what, so that's not me, that's not me.
So how did you discover that they were cheating? Technology
blunders was what we're getting into. And a lot of
people texting in and we've called them back. They're like,
I'd rather not have my voice attached to the story.
I don't want to. Here's the story.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Facebook friend's suggicians has x kept coming up as a
suggestion for me. I thought it was really weird. Turns
out they'd been in contact for months. Yeah, okay, his
snap score would go up thousands a day, but he
wasn't snapchatting me. What the score is that the more
you use a more messages you see in and respond
and streets and stuff.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
And wow, I mean you could be there could be
like he could just be messaging his friends, but yeah,
if he's not messaging you, that's so naive. Flitch naive.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Dropped my then girlfriend off later to be wife at
her parents' house for the weekend with her parents. Twenty
minutes later, I went back to the house because I'd
forgotten something and she was gone, and I asked the
parents where she was, and they very openly admitted that
she'd gone off for a dirty weekend with another man.
What then girlfriend, later to be wife is how that
message started? So even after this dirty weekend, can I just.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Get I'm gaged? Would they engaged to be married.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Later to be wife? Makes it sound like it was
forgiven it for them. Yeah, we're really going to need
some some explainer on that one. Anonymous, How did you
catch some cheating?

Speaker 4 (51:08):
So?

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Yeah, I went to hire a video and the person
saving me, Are you sure you want to read this one?
Your account just got about last week and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Wow, And you were like, what what was the movie?
You must remember what the movie was?

Speaker 7 (51:27):
Perfect? What traffic?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
And it was a select movie? Yeah? I remember there
was a dark movie, wasn't it dark movie?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Did you start home and say to your partner, Hey.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Have you been watching two thousand and the Year two
thousand movies starring Benicio do Toro and Michael Douglas Traffic
with Another Woman.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
I kind of I kind of was, Yeah, I just
thanked it for there's a whole other thing that edding
up and I didn't really want to sort of deal
with it like them. But yeah, yeah, it was one
of those in the coffin.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Really Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Okay, Anonymous, thanks for sharing so many messages, so many
cheaters out there discover.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
That I've been cheating on when in the doctor's officer
being told I had chlamydia. Oh yeah, that's Is that
technology or is that just yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Not just is the heavens all the time, the amount
of times that they will be doing a pepsmire or
something and they'll say, oh, we'll do an s C
I check while they're and they'll be, I don't worry,
I'm in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
They're like, yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
You heard that before I was suspicious to hire a
private investigator follow and my suspicions were confirmed that I
made him pay for the private investigator's bills or I
was going to publicly.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Out of the situation. Brilliant, Okay. He was sending pictures
of his member to a person he was chatting to
in a video game. Member of Parliament. Yeah, yeah, he's
a picture of Chloe Swarbrick. That's what it said. Yeap,
mine looks more like Christopher Luxen. Yeah, it's look as funky.

(53:04):
Got I measure if it look I've got. I'm just
going to say, I've got a hot member of parliament.
Who's your hot member of Mine's Chloe? Yeah, Chloe, Because
I'm you've probably got some old white man. Old but
he is very white. Okay, yeah right, it looks like
a like a like a butter chicken was a person. Yeah, remarkable.

(53:27):
My husband left his Apple Watch story. Oh I saw.
I'm sorry talking about people. The digression threw me off.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
He was sending pictures to a person who was chating
to a video game. And I found out when I
saw a notification for an app called Kick come up
on the tablet that was sink to his phone. I
checked out the content, and when I had him up
about it, he said, but you don't actually know if
that's a real girl.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
As his defense, Oh, great defense, he's got you there,
he's got you there.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah, I might actually be sending my nudes to a
man and he's just finding nudes of a girl to
send back to me, and he's getting.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Off with the fact that it's tricking me and seeing
me naked. Yeah, what do you say to that? Got
ya going?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
My husband left his Apple Watch at home and I
was reading all of his messages about the meeting up
when he said he was at work.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
So the rest of the watch is just going ding.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Oh no, m Bustard busted some of the technology. I
just had our second child, who was probably a couple
of weeks old, and a friend of mine said to me,
it's nice to see you out walking with your husband,
but where's the baby. I was at home with her
two children and he was out walking with what is
now his wife.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Oh my god, that's monkey. But that sounds like monkey.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Monkey business, but it also a little bit of monkey business.
I came down with the flu after his infidelity, and
I was panicing that had given me an STD. So
I rang so rang me at work under the guise
of a caring boyfriend to go to the doctors. I
refused because of six months this is a lot six
months pregnant, because I can't take anything away. He kept

(54:51):
pushing everybody.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I'm sorry, Yeah, you really should have.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I don't know if that's my lack of reading or
just a message that had a lot Yeah, I can't read.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
That might be at Vaughn.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
My friends mum caught her husband cheating when my friend
was very young, and they drove past a cafe and
my friend said, Dad that and mom said, no, dead,
it's not here. And then she looked to her right
and sword that your dad was actually at the cafe
with another woman.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
My people would like to go out in public to cheat.
Isn't that why it's so crazy in the same town. Yeah,
drive an hour, even a big drive an hour. Hayley's
tips for cheating, try an hour hour.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
The criminal called me to tell me that my police
partner was cheating on me.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
What a criminal? Wow?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Wow, I discovered I was been cheating on when she
messaged me to tell me. I suppose that's using technology,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Oh, this isn't good.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I put my number on my ex partner's Facebook and
I'd send myself a reset code to get on his
Facebook and band caught him.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
But you're yelle looking for trouble. That's also illegal, isn't
it is that. I think so.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Isn't it like logging into someone else's who was illegal?
Long into somebody else's who the heart? Yeah, it's their permission.
You're allowed to log into this. No, you're not allowed
to log into someone else's her hat fastics.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
We just got in. I got caught cheating a few times.
I just denied it. Cheers Murray ms piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Cheers, cheers Murry, Murray, Gems, Flinch, Vawn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Plays Fletch one and Hailey. Fact of the day, Day
Day day day. Yeah, do do do do do do
do do do do.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Do do do.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Do do do. Fact of the Day meets secret sound
because today's fact to the day an Accidental Inventions Week
is about.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Tas shoes shows shows. You guys could see it, so
che cheat. You should have made us close our eyes.
I think you would have. We would have got it.
We would have got it. I went thirty thousand dollars. No,
you went a neat fact.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Hey Kimberly hyphen Clark Kimberly Clark a brand still and product.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Ye don't recognize that brain you see everyone now and again.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Developed a material called sell you Cotton During World War
One for gas mask filters. Of course, mustard gas big
problem in World War One. Yeah, the Kaiser would launched
the mustard gas from their trenches. Cough you out, suffocate,
I could kill you. Oh mess with the eyes and everything.
After the war, they needed a consumer product, so they

(57:37):
cut the sal you cotton into thin sheets and marketed
it as a disposable cold cream remover. Now cold cream
was like makeup and for women's cosmetics. Yeah, they did
this after World War One in the nineteen twenties.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Consumers soon wrote.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
To the company so they were using the product to
blow their noses instead, as it was a quick, easy
way to blow your nose and dispose of the thing
rather than stuff in the handky back of handy back.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I love tankies for a while. We're back to them.
They're great. They're so soft and nice.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
But then you've got to have a snot filled and
when I'm when I'm by my nose, a lot of
snots coming in. Yeah, I'm getting three or four blows
on that hanky before it's You're a prolific snatter.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah, snotty, prolific snotter.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
So they got letters saying we're using this product to
blow our noses instead, And then there was a pivot
and the company realized we could do this as a
disposable handkerchief instead and rebranded accordingly. Kleenex tissues quickly outplaced handkerchiefs,
becoming the dominant disposable tissue brand world. Who owns Kleenex?

(58:40):
Is that the clar'tics?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
What's my? What brand?

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Am?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Are you here? Is that? In New Zealand? That I
think it is?

Speaker 3 (58:53):
I think is that the one we support. Remember everyone
was going crazy and COVID because they thought we're going
to run out of toilet paper. We actually made a
significant amount of it right here, made too much?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
What's his here? It's a proud New Zealand manufacturing distributor
of paper products. And then it seys made in Indonesia.
Ah figured that one out.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
A year ago there was a subreddit called paso toilet
paper quality has decreased. Oh, people were noting that the
patio long roll I do a long roll had decreased
and I don't.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I've got a Oh you've got a tiny holder. Yeah,
I've got a flimsy esthetic.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Actually I've cone played for a long time getting one
of those commercial because then I could steal the toilet
paper from work. Huge huge monster is a huge monster
rolls and it looks so nice as well.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
It's very aesthetically pleasing to have a huge, ugly plastic
thing with a big serrated It's a good quality.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
It's although, how good is it when you use one
of those toilets and it's got the dual giant rolls
but a merge into one. He gets its chiming out
of both, and you're like, you're technically rocking a four plant. Yes, yes,
in a work toilet which is luxury as luxury as
it gets.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Do you hold the button down to flush heir for
five seconds? As it says on the laminated side.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
The If it doesn't suck it out the first time,
too bad, you know, just leave it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Oh, Haley, the toilet paper. A little bit of toilet
paper floating around the top.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Make sure it's cleared away. Yes, yes, well, today's the
fact that day. An accidental invention week is that Kleenex
tissues were accidentally invented with leftover World War One gas
mask filters were cut into thin slices for makeup remover.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Fact of the day, Day Day Day Day clays its
flesh fore and Hailey? Why did answer? Pleasborn and Haley

(01:01:03):
are bringing Herman home. Well, it all started when Hailey
purchased and life sized German shepherd on trade me a
ceramic shephard. Yes I did, and christ Yes I did,
and your help, we're getting this up the country. Uh
huh correct. Currently in Hawk's Bay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Currently in Napier, hanging out with our beloved Dame Judy
drench fire truck, who we named.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
There's a big, a big photo dumb of Herman's time
around the bay, which has just gone up. If h
d him, I love being able to get the bandage.
Every time I see a photo, I think it's a
real dog for just a second.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
It's so good. He his little art danco hat hat.
He's having a cup of tea. I love these photos
so much. He's so good. Did he did he go
up Tomata?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
He did?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Yeah, he did.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
You should say that to your mum because your mom
and I we always talk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
About trinks up there. I'm surprised he hasn't broken more.
He looks so great for his bandage. So Tracy is
going to take him today to Towport. Now what we
need from you listening is your help if you can.
We need somewhere for herman to stay in Towport tonight tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
And then for someone doesn't have to be the same person, yep,
to take herman carefully from Towport, North Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
If you're hitting Klan, whatever it is, you can go.
If you can help out, we really need to help.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Text in nine six nine six, yep, if you can
help out, if you're in Towport and maybe you've got
a shop that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
He can just stay in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Oh you've got a house, yeah, you're living at whatever
if you if you'd like to just hold on to
him until someone can pick him up, that would be aiate.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
The safe thing he has had a heroin Journey's missing
to be repaired. We have had lots of messages as well,
people saying don't repair him, like it's part of his Yearney.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Yeah, I think that too, you know what I mean?
And he all we three D print him a new leg,
Oh my god, get him wheels, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Technology bastechnology or wheel an office chair wheel.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
That really makes me happy is that to see these
photos of him and Hawk's Bay. He still looks really joyful,
you know, like he's having a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Yeah, I think that's the expression set in ceramic. No,
it's his spirit coming through soution does.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Look slightly different in every photo too. Yeah, yeah, it's
his spirits very interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
To everyone who's taken such good care of him and
been part of the journey so far. So if you
can help out, if you're in Topor and you've got
a place that we can keep him, message in and
if you're driving through or from Topour up north, either
lated today, tomorrow or the next day, message and so
text nine six nine sex in your message or email
carwhen it zidim online dot com. Yeah, because carlwhen's in

(01:04:07):
charge of logistics. She is, and she's doing a great job.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
And honestly, everyone's done a great job, even the woman
who you know rammed a door into his leg and
snapped it off.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Okay, okay, we are trying to forgive it, and we forgive.
Can we release? Also?

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
I reckon Carhen the way she's organized this dogging up
the country. She's iron up a job at main Freight.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
You reckon? Wow? Main to main Freight? Do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
They pay better than oh yeah, who knows, can't pay
worse legally, I don't think they're allowed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Plays zm's flesh porn and Hailey sloppy, a sloppy mess. Here.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Now, this is what we want to talk about because
there is a celebrity Walking Dead star Norman.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Norman, yep, Daryl Jetson on The Walking Dead. I never
watched The Walking Dead. Here still going, Yeah, it's still
the same zombies and running away and then.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Humans are as bad as zombies on the show. Yeah,
oh yeah, it was us all the long. Shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
So his son was arrested, Yeah, like not a great arrest,
sort of attacked someone.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they love this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Article says the NEPO baby reportedly struck a person in
the leg, choke them, and slammed into the ground. Is
his mom famous I don't know, Okay, Helena Christianston famous model?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Yes she is.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
She's a very famous model. Okay, so we've got a
full Neppo on her hands here. Okay, here's my thing,
I don't you know, let's not talk about the crime
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
His name. This is the son's name. Yeah, last name Riatas, Yeah,
middle name Lucian, Yeah. First name Mingus meg guess Mingus
Meus has been arrested Mingus.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Read Mingus Readers. Mingus Readers has been arrested. Mingus an
interesting name, now very exotic. I was like, could you
from weird Georgia? Like I'm thinking Greek mythology right, like
a Tyrannis Magnus.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Maybe readers by itself, maybe, but to get the Mingus
readers sounds like a type of plant that grows in
a swamp.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Yes, that's it does. Sound like someone who's about to fight.
And so the surname Mingus is of Scottish origin.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
It doesn't better the origin if it's Greek, course Irish, Scottish?

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Who cares? Your name's Mingus? Even if we were saying
it wrong, Mingus? Is that better? Mangus? Mangus juices? That
is way worse. That's probably the worst one yet worn
right for mister readers. Is it Min's juice? Mingus or

(01:07:07):
Min's juice? Or it is the pets? And I'm sorry
if you listening right now are called Mingus? M I
n g U S I don't any one is. I'm googling,
go to Facebook. Mingus. The jazz musician to his mum's
what did you say? Jazz? This guy's into jazz.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Now, oh, is that the signature drumbeat of Mingus honestly
be the single worst name in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Just a throwback a couple of years ago when one
of the less of terrible baby names of the years
included the name boom Queifer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
I searched Mingus on Facebook and then kept on people.
There was a Mangus the work of the Real Housewives
of Dallas. I don't know that you watch all the
Real Housewives, Carlen, did you remember members?

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Do you remember Mngus?

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
I don't remember me. James Mangus.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
He looks like he's in a military uniform. He was
in the eighty second Airborne Division. And then there's someone
who works at Menja Raus. Now that's not what's what
happened at Mena.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
You know how it takes a genuine question.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
You know what we talked about the sneaky name link
like your sneaky links name, and hey, do you reckon
someone's name?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Is Mingus Mingus like they refer to their.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
There's somebody, there's some I actually scrolled further down there's
Mngus Mangus Junior, which double mangos indicates the existence of
Mingus Mingus Senior.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
We've got a double Mangus. Well, technically we've got a
Cord Mingus, Cord Mingus, the two mangus is senior and
two junior Vengus Mangus Junior. It's Mingus squad squared. Wow, guys,
can we figure out how to give him a nickname? Though? Like?
How do you shorten it? Ming That girl call Clarissa Mangus. Yeah,

(01:09:02):
and that feels so bad, Yeah, because it's close to Cloak.
I was not going to Cloaca. Wow Mangus.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Anyway, Well, Mangus has been arrested, and I think if
you're going to be in prison, you don't want to
be in prison with a name like Mangus.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
No, No, it's not going to end well no, oh,
I'm busting for a weeks after that podcast, I'll tell.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
You you are allowed to listen to it. There's no
rules on when we were allowed to listen to it.
Just says here, I'm busting for a week. I read it, Okay,
I read it. Give us a review. Play Zim's Fletchborne
and Hailey