Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 2nd 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Flesh Woe and Hailey's Big Pod,
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
That ms flesh Woman and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Thanks friend, Good morning, Fletgevawn and Hailey. It's six minutes
past six, coming up this morning seven o'clock and eight
Secret Sound Jackpont thanks now on forty thousand dollars and guys,
it's finally happening today after eight o'clock on the show.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Fletch one on Haley are bringing hermany home.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Fletch vorn On, Halley Gorton Morgan Show. Wait, how did
you get that?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I thank you all. Fletch.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
This is my accordion as I've had since I was
a girl. It's my grandfather's fuck.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I love that so much. Say we wanted to get
a real umpa band in you know. Yeah, that's say
what they wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Five Oh my God is approximately two and a half
thousand German francs.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh my God, except high.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
A little bit. Sorry well, Our German Shepherd Herman, our
life sized Jerramic Ceramic Gerramic Our life Size Germanic Ceramic
will be joining us finally making it to Auckland after
eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
You know, and we are all dressed up. Well, I'll say,
you guys look like little cute German.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I've got a fruit fly. We've got a fruit we
do have a fruit fly in here. No, you're going
a little You guys are wearing your ladder hosen.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
And I tell you what, I'm getting quite squoozed down below,
quite short shorts.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
But I will so he's got a highways short on,
but got the tush lost grain.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
And I look, i'll say, like a slutty barmby.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
All of the we look like like a casual farm worker,
maybe handed cow. And then you look like the cow
that will be hand milking a lot of others producing girlies.
You all look like you're working at a beer fest.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Do you know what was so humiliating?

Speaker 6 (02:25):
I have to go out to the printer to get
our run sheets, and not only was there a sister
station Hits, but they had our brother station hold Aki
in there as well. So I was just standing there
dress like this in front of you, my colleagues, in
front of the boys dressed like that, and then I
couldn't communicate with them.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Because it was soundproof glass.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
So I just kind of was like, ha ha, I'm
looking forward to if any if we're just talking about
anything else today, not to do with herm in the
German and then that video makes it on line.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
We're just gonna look quite odd.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yes, it's quite a low cut, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Why And neither of the boys looking me in the eye,
like no one then you look at me, Plea.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Is this met your sister?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The top six coming up in Australian company. Yes, So
when people were working from home, they secretly recorded I
had access to their microphones through the program they were using,
and they recorded the audio of them being lord I.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Imagine fat.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Looking. You'd hear some barnies to some arguments. I know
the top six things that the company would hear if
they monitored my working from home microphone.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
First, though, what has gin Z got anxiety about?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Now?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Play z ins Fleashbourne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Do you know I have never run out of petrol?
Like I've come very close and like crawled into her.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
But I've never actually had that.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Like I drove for I reckon ten cas yesterday when
it said no no, I went zero zero. I was
like I'm going to go to micro a food, petrol.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Station anywhere when I'm like, not the job, I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Just the cheapest place. Okay, No, there's no points.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Just do a little squirt at a local for a
little squirt. Then I'm stopping twice. I hate stopping.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
My idea about the truck that drove around with the
fuel tank and you paid a subscription fee and I
just topped it up, just topped your car, just found
your car. Yeah, you top it up, just up, you know,
and then charge you what what you you know, what's
not cheaper than crawling to your petrol station because the
fuels cheaper having to pay for someone to come and

(04:39):
rescue you. And like diesels are not supposed to be
driven empty.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Because it puts all the crap through it, right, it's
like backwash, you know, little spetty bites. I want to talk
about running out of fuel because apparently a lot of
gin z's between you know, eighteen to twenty five ish,
twenty six sish.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
No, Shannon's no, Shannon's late.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
No, No, that's no, we're like twenty six twenty seven Z. Okay,
just were you youngest?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
What's the cutoff?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I think twenty seven. Oh yeah, it always it's it
always pointed.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Changes like it kind of yeah, eighteen twenty eight, Yeah,
eighteen to twenty eight.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
So eighteen to twenty four year olds are the ones
that have categorized in this particular survey. Okay revealed that
they have been running out of fuel at a rapid
rate because of something they.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Call refuel anxiety.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
We're are actually feeling really nervous to get out of
the car and fuel up.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I mean like, yeah, it's nighttime and it's dark than yes,
but why are we Why are we scared? Yeah, no,
it's not.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
It's not because the pump. It's real big, are they?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
They're worried? You've got to clip the third operating the nozzle.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, some people my age that, like I've said, why
are you holding it?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
This is it never works born.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Faulty clips who had a car and the car because
it works when the air blows back and it's like
stop full stop and unclaps. Oh yeah, but someone's someone's
dumb car. Just eliminate a dumb European car. No, And
it was just it was constantly blowing air back.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh yeah, why does it do that?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
So you go and then you turn the nozzle upside
down and put it in. And that was my solution
to their hay one time petrol station employee here still
solving problems.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Well, they're having a refuel anxiety.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Then they unsure of how the the nozzle works. They're
they're worried to identify the correct type of fuel.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
I always used to get that because I have a
had a diesel car and people would always be like, you're.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Wrong, and I was like, I know I'm right, but
there's a part of me that's just like, maybe I
am wrong.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Volkswagen loved it little.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I did have a Volsagen. You have to vowen. She
loved it. Literally either.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
They're also really concerned about sorry, they're also really concerned
about parking close enough.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh my god. Now you're like, but we got long
hoses in New Zealand. I no, but I got told
off once.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
He was like, you're yanking the cord too much or something,
and I was like, what do you mean he wanted to.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, there are picture stations now they have signs that
say hose long enough to reach both.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Sides year so you don't have to wait for your side.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
But still you're always aimed hose long enough to reach
both sides.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Yeah, you tend to buy away.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Just a picture of that sign as your tender picture. Ms.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Sledge Born and Hailey as well.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Before the show, we were discussing a news story out
of Kenya. A torus a Spanish guy has sparked anger
at a so far worry because he poured a beer
down an elephant's trunk.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Oh come on, that's animal cruelty in it.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yes, well, social media did not hold back and yeah, honestly,
this man one of the most hated men on the
internet after that guy that stole the hat from the kid.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh my god, we need to talk about that.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
He's kind of yeah, I mean he's come out and apologized.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Just a side step, if we may. He's come out
and done the Have you seen.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
This for now?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I haven't seen his apology.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
First apology, which is like, oh, come on, no need
to ruin a man's life.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
If you were faster, you'd have the hat. Oh no,
that's not an apology at all. Yeah, I know, it's
really bad. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
So this guy the poured a beer down the elephants truckle.
We were talking about this morning.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, the Kenya Wildlife Service are apparently investigating investigating a matter. Yeah,
I want to even go close to a wild elephant. No,
they were on a on a safari in Kenya. Maybe
maybe it's the key to limiting elephant. Maybe all they
ever wanted was a beer. Sometimes you're a bit wound up.

(09:04):
Sometimes a nice beer comes in it.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
You were not down the trunk, but they suck water
up their trunk.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, I don't think it's like, well, okay, so this
is what happened during the show. We honestly didn't think
this was going to make the show.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, and then Shannon asked a question, and rather than
just answering it then and there, we still put it
in the show. Yeah, put it in the show. We'll
talk about it during the show.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Shannon, what's your question if an elephant was to throw up,
does it come out of its trunk or its mouth?

Speaker 5 (09:31):
You know, And it's good to ask these questions, you know,
these are the things we need to know.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Well, do you throw up through your nose or your mouth?

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Yeah, but I know it's its nose ish, but one
it always got stuck up the noise.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yes, a couple of grains, a couple of some ice grains.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
An elephant, they yeah, they drank water out of their
trunk and they move things with it. I feel like
it's not just nose like oz is. So I feel
like if you're pouring a beer down it and your
body was like, now get that out of me, sure
it would come back out the trunk.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, an elephant's trunk can dispense water, mud, and dust.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Did you go and yeah, oh my god, guys what
elephants don't vomit?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
They can'tvts just told me what. The digestive system is
designed so that food moves one way and the muscular
structure of the stomach entrance prevents things from coming back
up like rabbits that if they have six ailed chicken
or do you kibab she blows out the other end.
It just it just keeps going.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Wow, So it just keeps traveling one direction.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, that's actually why the band one direction is called
one direction because of a huge fan of elephant digestion.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Well, I mean we laughed at you this being a
silly quition, because I was going to say, of course
they throw it out of your mouth and a little
bit at the nose like us.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
But no, they don't. They can't even vomit.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
The trunk isn't directly connected to the stomach. It's an
elongated nose with nasal passages, olfactory senses and muscles. The
mouth is where the esophagus leads, and that's the route
that the vomit would take it right, but it only
has one directly to be Fears haven't vomited before because
they weren't drunk on beer.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Yeah, maybe they'll what's it called when they changed through time?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Evolve?

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Maybe they'll evolve.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
She answered her own question.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
And sometimes I think out loud, we're.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Moving forward, we're moving forward, and it's we're evolving.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
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Speaker 5 (11:22):
And if you haven't heard Benson Boons live version of
a Dowel so you simply must youtubeer, you must go
and look it up.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Oh my god, unbelievable. I love them.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
So bring a plate a very common term in New
Zealand Australia. Oh, come, come over, we have a little
bit of a potlark or bring a plate.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I remember years ago, seeing like you know that thing
they'd give you when you became a New Zealand citizen
or whatever manual thing, and there was a whole thing
on it, and it's said in there like if you
get invited and they say bring a plate, you've got
to have food on the plate. You don't just turn
up with anything.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Bring a plate.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
And they might have thought me like it will be food,
but I don't have enough plates for everybody. So if
you want to.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Be yeah right, yeah, they say. So it's a very
like casual thing that we've all kind of grown up with, but.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's very Yes, it's very down under.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
It's very keys, very down under, but there are unspoken
social rules and these have been discussed in the NZ
till this morning, okay, because Americans are a bit confused
by it because they're like, how.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Do we do this?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
That? What do Americans do it? They do POTLK, but
we do pot like two Yeah, I mean it is
kind of bring a plate. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
So this is how they've broken it down for the Kiwa.
We've got some like do's and don't always ask what
can I bring? Yeah, you've got a thing like we're
going to do dinner, what can I bring? Oh do dessert?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
There's got to be communication because you don't want to
end up with, you know, plates of cakes or scones
or salads.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
No one's bringing meat if it matters. Lazy options like
cheap biscuits frowned upon. And because like a pack of
malowpuffs back in the day, was there.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
At a plate.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
There was only like eight malow puffs? Yeah, and there
might be twenty people. Are you going to halve the Malopuffsness?
You can't cut a mallowpuff. No, You've got to be
straight in there.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
You've got to be straight in And then while you're
asking what can I bring, you might want to ask
if there's a kind of a menu going, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Like I'm going to cook a nice Chinese meal or.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Something, and you're like, succulent, it's a nice succulent China.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
What is my crime?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
What is my crime that touched me? On the pauts?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I know they see you.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
So like if they say we're doing a German feast,
don't turn up with a sort of Japanese souflate cheesecut.
How to bring it? Avoid dishes that need reheating or refrigerating.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well, there goes our garlic bread.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I know. No, no, come on, now, come on putting
the oven on?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
No, neither.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
I've got a leg of lamb in the oven and
you're there with your uncooked lasagna.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh well, hold on, are we're warming something up or
are we cooking at entirely? I'm haby to jam a
garlic bread and not Muma fair rellies. That's trash, doesn't
long may it's the only one. It's made elite margarine
and weird home maybe better than still brought bought. Sorry,
and presentation counts, Oh not me. It's just my presentation

(14:24):
is the weakest part of my cooking, Like I just
slap it on a plate. Who cares?

Speaker 5 (14:29):
You've got to You've got to bring enough for everyone,
so you're not just bringing something tiny.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
So I googled the origins of bring a plate. I
thought it must have been British. Not at all. It
is Australia and New Zealand specific and it says here
post World War two with food rationing and frugal habits
still very common, because we took a lot longer to
like bounce back, because we were a smaller countries at all.
It was to like limit how much you would bring

(14:54):
bring a plate, as in, bring enough that will fit
on a plate, don't go overboard because when times tough,
you're right, chip, yeah right, everybody brings a plate and
because and then there's enough.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yeah, well the fine little bit of byo editacut and
I think this is great. Don't when you're there at
dinner drink other people's booze and then take yours home.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
We all know someone who does this.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Who does brought a bottle of wine, pop it on
the counter, drink what's in the fridge, and then when
they leave, be like, oh we didn't open it.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Take it home. Beer and wine get left behind. Yeah,
that's fair, that's almost rhymes. But spirits you can take it.
If you bring a bottle of spirits, you taken take
that home? Yeah, stay behind, stay behind and just leave
it on Fletchy's drinks trolley. Yeah, that's why I've got
like so many unover overflowing.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Okay, you don't need any more drinks on your bloody
drink trolley.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Play zims Fletchborn and Haley play z ms Fletchborn and
Hailey from the Fletchborne and Hailey group chat.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Well, today's some.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Sex dealing with the story that's broken about an Australian
company that used workers laptop laptops to record audio of
them working from home, effectively spy devices. That's insane to
monitor if they were working from home, because you know,
sometimes somebody everyone was on buying off team of those
little mouse jugglers. Oh the mouse was moving or something

(16:19):
like Homer Simpson, this guy that works at a nuclear
power plant put one of those little birds that goes
back and forward and button. He was the original working
from hard he was he was since did predict everything,
they really did. So they they're saying it's a privacy bridge,
which is.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Kind of they got asten to exist. What's being said
into privacy of your own home.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, so apparently Victorian police are looking into that. But
here in New Zealand, because of this happening, they've said,
well can this happen in New Zealand? And experts say
the crux of it as an employee, an employer can
monitor an employee working from home, but they have to
be told about it.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, totally. It's like recording anyone.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
You have to be told and how any collected data
will be used. So if they didn't tell you. A
spokes person for the Officer of the Privacy Commission said
it would be a criminal offense at the employee. Mo, yeah,
and you.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Go to prison. You'll get a bit of money out
of it.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Mom, Well, I've got the top sex things work with here.
If they listen to me work from home? Okay, number
six on the list. Nothing because the laptop shut and
I ain't working. Yeah, the laptop is in sleep mode.
You ain't hearing nothing, Buckle. That laptop died a week
ago and I ain't plugging it in.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
It looks like you're doing no work.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'll be like, it looks like I'm doing no work
because I ain't doing no work. Number five on the list,
and the top sex things work with here, if they
listen to me work from home, the bleinder right next
to the vacuum underneath the extractor fan and my laptop
on as well. Let's see you hear me now? Oh yeah,
drown them out. Drown them out with the most intolerable
sounds that a household has. My extractor fan above the stovetop.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
It's loud, it's quite quiet.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Do you know? I always it's stove tip. Remembered, when
do you remember seeing that video? Josh, he's got one
of those behind.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
It from the bottom.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's my rock. Quiest from the bottom. That's it from
the bottom and long enough to reach both sides. Yeah, yeah,
we didn't make the regional finals. The regional finals. Number
four on the list of the top six things work?
Would hear if they listen to me working from home?
Capop Demon Hunters? I'm not even ashamed of, say, Netflix's

(18:51):
most popular movie now.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Earnestly trying to hit the notes.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Where where can you imagine what they heard on these
poor workers' laptops, because you know, when you're just working
from home, you're pretty talking to yourself as well. Fighting
being the most watched Did you see what was previously
the most watched? Notice? Yes, yeah, weird? Notice a rid

(19:20):
one or whatever, the one Santa one, the one with
Gail Gador, Yeah, terrible. And the Rock and yeah I
never saw that.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
And Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I just couldn't believe that was the most Netflix movie.
Were they number three on the less of the top
sex things work? Or here if they listened to me
work from home? The cat, the cat mewing like it
has never been fed? Yeah, they he literally did. The
bowl is full. Number two on the list of the
top sex things work with here, if they listened to
me from home a mental breakdown yeah or two? Yeah

(19:51):
or three or four our day yep, just sort of
a continual state, sort of a spectrum of mental breakdowns.
We're and the number one thing my work would here
if they heard me working from home.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Four l.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
God, I felt panicked? Then top sex ms fled Vaughn
and Haley.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Well we sometimes say, well, we've heard it's been banded
about that lovers dead, and no one will be feeling
their harder right now than near to the snail?

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Now need the snail named after Ned Flanders? From this?
I was going to say Flanders? Why beheadly? Nedly? Because
he's left handed. Remember Ned's whole thing was that he was.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Left handed.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Boy, he's not left handed, but he's left spiraled, so
which would make some very rare meaning that Ned has
a one and forty thousand chance of finding a mate.
He has to mate with another left spiral snail because
of the position of their reproductive organs.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
And most snails are right spiral, yes, like hugely.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
So it doesn't match.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Did you even think because you can't you can have
six with it?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
You can't boink into them because pink in the shells
in the way going the wrong way sounds like a
quitters attitude to me.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
So all snails sounds like.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
If you were horny enough on a Friday night, you
can make that well, ye slip into a riety for sure,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (21:33):
So ned as, all snails are as a hermaphrodite, meaning
that they can make both sperm and eggs.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
So I did not know this about snail.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yes, so they he doesn't need to find a lady
snail because they're all do they have all the bits right?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
So Jenny snail can mate with any snail.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Well unless you are left spiral very rare.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Good lord, imagine you you mate with anybody, but it's
the spiral that throws it out.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
So there was a woman, excuse me, Jisill.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
She was weeding her garden and waded up in New
Zealand and she saw the snail and was like, there
you go, and then sort of noticed it looked a
bit different to other snails, learned that it was the
super rare thing, and now it has gone global CN
Guardian BBC. Everyone is like, we have to find because
he's not native to New Zealand, so his soulmate has

(22:25):
left spiraled soul hang on a seat.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
We can people bring native to New Zealand. No, so
get some squat, get some of that quastion.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
No, he's so Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
We can't have people bringing in snails from overseas.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
The art safety. He's in a goldfish bowl. I stoked
about that.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Slime up the side though.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, he can slim up beside.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
But he's quite contents other than the fact that he
has a one of forty thousand chance of finding the
love of his life.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
If you see a snail in your garden and it's
left spiral spral old, get in touch, Get in touch.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
We'll get you with Giselle and her left spiraled.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Any spiral snail and the garden, he's just he's just
a common garden snail, regular old. Yeah. I thought it
was something special. Remember that snail catastrophe in New Zealand
where those endangered do they call them coldy snails? They
were like a native snail. They were something was happening
in the area that they were native to, and they
collected them all and they put them in like a thing.

(23:29):
An area and then it had to be at a
certain temperature because this was what they survived. And on
the way out, someone was like, oh, the air conditioning
doesn't like they did something and they thought they were
turning down the air conditioning in the office, and they
turned down the snail enclosure to freezing and then went
home for the weekend. It came back and they killed like,
they killed so many native snails.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I'm just going to show you a picture of lovely Need.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
You get quite a photogenic snail? That's a different looking shell?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Really a pretty guy?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okay, yeah, yeah, be on the lockout for any.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Left spiral shells.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, plays it.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
MS.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Fletchborn and Hailey, Hailey.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Silly, little pole, silly.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pole.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Little silly.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Do you guys like poles?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I love them?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Do you like if they're a little bit silly?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
I like them silly?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Do you like not too much?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I like them?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Little? Well, you're in the right place. I gotta set
a little poe for you. That's on squating and tense,
little pole. What's the best way to move on after
a breakup.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yeah, I was reading an article about the idea of
the no contact period. You know, often couples will break
up and be like, we're not to talk, yeah, for the.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Amount of time, because if you're constantly in contact, it
might be harder for one or both of you to
move on.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
So an expert said, you can implement a thirty sixty
ninety plan that can help you decide how long you
want no contact for thirty days it takes to hard
reset and break a habit sixty days. Emotions will then
at day sixty, emotions will then hit healing starts ninety days.
At this start, at this point you could probably move

(25:27):
on and if they were to contact you, you'd.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Be all right, yeah, because you've found some other hot
people on tender by then day more.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Year, by day ninety, day ninety.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I mean, it depends who's been broken up with and
who's done and what we're wrong. So many different factors
about it. And then there's like if you've got kids,
if you know you've got things to sort out in
the breakup, yees.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
So it's not effect of this person was saying, if
it's used as a manipulation yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
And then if you've got a house together, it's.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
The whole thing's Yeah, there's no one hot and dry,
one shoe fits all. Yeah. Well, we asked you, what's
the best way to move on? Is that no contact,
staying in constant contact, or a few messages here and there.
If they come to me, I'd be no contact. But
if it was amicable, you'd just been no contact message

(26:17):
yeah whatever. So the least common response was staying in
constant contact one percent, oh wow, twelve percent said a
few messages here there. Eighty seven percent said no contact,
you're moving on. Amber said have six once or twice after. Okay,
you've gotta have breakup six. Okay, it just hits different. Okay, Wow,

(26:39):
that's interesting. Okay. And then I thought, that's why we
broke up because we weren't having it. Yeah, okay, and
then block them and go no contact and find yourself
someone who treats you like a queen.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Okay, that's your method.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Wait, she was having break up six of the person
that wasn't treating her like a queen.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Queen, breakup six.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
It's different maybe because you're not resolved to using it
as fixing something or wanting anything other than yeah, physical,
you know, maybe it's even powered by hate.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, I had one of those. No, I don't think
I have sounds.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Top Rose said, I voted saying in constant contact, but
don't listen to me. I'm as toxic as they can't.
I mean, you know it at least if yourself as toxic. Yeah, lordie,
no contact for sure. But then there is the inevitable
online stalking. Oh yeah, because you don't want them getting
a hot girlfriend or boyfriend immediately.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Feel free to get into a new relationship, but it
has to be with a minga. I'm sorry, or.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I'm going to absolutely turn even you know what, even
if you're a minger, it still hurts. Oh yeah, god, Yeah,
I don't know. I've never broken up with anyone locked
and loaded the first time. Around here, twelve years later,
your smartla love face with hearts around it. We'll give
it another couple of years. Yeah, a block them until

(28:00):
you've healed, so you can't have a sneaky look. See that.
It'll probably make you spiral. It's actually great advice.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Well that's sort of the thirty sixty ninety thing. Yeah,
thirty days break the habit. Sixty days start the healing
process day ninety.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
You're all goods.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
You're all goods guarantee. That's a Hailey sprouted guarantee. You
weren't dating each other to be friends, no need for
any connection after breaking up. Goodbye. Wow, we're called Steve
stuff the butcher. Yeah. Cuts them off. Act like they died,
Grieve them like a death. They don't exist in a
new relationship either. This is fight club rules. I like

(28:38):
that savage.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
It's good. Got to move on, You gotta.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Move on, Dana said. We said in contact too much
of the start, but staying in like contact for a
few months after was nice until naturally the text. That
text ended as we moved on with other people. That's
a taper, Yeah, a friendly taper. Went no contact with
the X after he caught off the wedding and the
truth came out. He spent most of our life savings.

(29:01):
No want that kind of want those lawyer contact Yeah, yeah,
I do legal contact only, Nikki. I split from my
X a few months ago, wishing I was no contact,
but I'm too much of a people pleaser and don't
want to hurt his feelings in the short time by
enforcing the no contact guidelines. Might be time to set
myself some personal breakup KPIs to go along with my
personal recession.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, there's a listener.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Nor the at all show points.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
She feels like a genuine friend.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Ash said, because it feels like closure. Otherwise it just
keeps fruitful, it just keeps opening cans of worms. Contact there,
that's what they're what they're voting for. Well, today's the
little pole was what's the best way to move on
from a breakup? In eighty seven percent of you, hugely
overwhelming maturity said no contact play z Ms Fletchborn and

(29:50):
we welcome finally Herman the German in studio, our life
size ceramic German shepherd dog.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
The studio.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
There's German flags everywhere has he has red black, yellow
balloons were.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
In our let o lead horse excited. I'm excited. I
excited to see the broken foot.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
I'm we also need to address something else that I've noticed.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Anyway, I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
I like, I'm like sort of, I got all excited
about the costumes and the decorations, and then now I
can't wait to meet him.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Anyway, Lewis CAPOLDI you.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
May remember in twenty twenty three did Glastonbury and he
was unable to finish his set because of his tourette syndrome.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Had a big yep, you know, struggle anxiety.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Anxiety, everything, and so it was a beautiful moment really
because the audience sung the words for him and he
was overwhelmed, you know.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
And then after that he took a huge break from
music and we were like, well, yeah, you know, is
he going to come back?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
And he canceled his It was going to come to
New Zealand, right, and then he canceled there.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
He canceled it all and just was like, I clearly
need a break and I think it's too much.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Everyone understood, right, Everyone.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Was in support for sure.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
And then a lot of people were coming out saying
that they had, you know, reached out to him during
this time, and he's just one a podcast where he
revealed that maybe that wasn't quite true.

Speaker 9 (31:09):
I got a phone call from Melton John and he
was like, oh, it was a great idea to take
a break and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, nail horror.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
Obviously I'm in like group chats when I and stuff,
so I speak to him quite a lot. But yeah,
there were some people that said that they checked out
on me who did not check it out? I can't.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
That was bizarre.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
God, I love that. Nextentact.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Okay, so celebrities came out and like or tweeted or posted.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Like sending love to Lewis. I've checked in with him
and you know, sent him my life.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Why would you do that? I love it.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
So he hasn't named anyone, but I love that he
called out the behavior. Also, no, surely that's easy for
people to check right.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yeah, so we said Alton John was the first one, right, like,
the first guy the day after Glastonbury had called him
and he said it was really surprised because he knew
that out in his email but not his number.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, and Sid, this is really good.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
You need to take a break, you know, like you've
done the right thing, saying pulling out of everything.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
And then I horre but oh my god, this is
like I.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Want to know these celebrities now.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Obviously he's such a sweet man.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
He doesn't want to call like he's the most probably
like drama free guy.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah he's calling out the behavior but not the individual.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Yeyeah. Yeah, but how cheaky is there?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I know, see so much of that performative. Yes, care
yeah yeah, yeah, like he doesn't feel like you're doing
it for the right reasons.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Yeah, totally easy to be like me and just not
care who's sid they checked in on.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I know if you I.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Wonder if you could find.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Surely someone after this, there's got to be some hard
yards or ready to get the list of people who
publicly said they checked in on him severl.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I would know they are.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Surely they're not like big celebs, more like reality.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yeah, b grades anyway, wild And then of course Lewis
Capolti's back, he's got his music and he did Lasterbury
again and it was a full circle moment. But that
is just so, as you say, performative and how like disgusting.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Play z ms fletch for and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
We've heard of shrink flation.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
We've heard of inflation, all the chocolate and all the
shrink flation that we're paying the same price for stuff,
but we're getting less for it. Now there's friend flation,
which is a new term describing the rising financial burden
of maintaining friendships.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Is it? It's like when you go away with Hailey
and she still owes you for a couple of dinners
and drinks around some breakfast, try.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
To balance it out. And I drove you to the airport.
I'm kidding. Hey, we're not going to start for we
have a fight here. Actually, you know what.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
A couple of weeks ago we went for beers and
Vaughn Store has a play for a round for beers.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Again, I haven't had the right. That's for inflation. That's
for inflation. I can't keep up with it, can't keep
shouting born beers. He's not going to buy me a
beer beer.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
No, we're I think we're all good because we our
in a house.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, not to get us.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Whoa, we'll just go whatever.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
Ale.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Yeah, you know our friendship, it's just a washing machine.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, it all comes out in the wash. Yeah. I
don't Yeah, I don't tend to bother about that kind
of thing.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
No, no, no, no, no neither. But it's.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Stand next time you're around, next time.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
And were.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Some of the sort of deal.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
And Millennials are the ones who are feeling the financial
strain of maintaining friendships, even shrinking their friendship groups to
try to prioritize the friendships that they are happy to
spend money on.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Going like Okay, I can't.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
I cannot actually maintain this size of social circle because
catching up with everyone's costing all this money all of
the time, dinners, trips, brunches, birthdays, weddings, other social events,
and then these costs are rising faster than people's incomes,
so they're just going this it's for inflation.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I can't keep part. But then also you don't catch
up to the B.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
And also you don't need to be spending lots of
money and doing you can do stuff on the cheap.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
I know a lot of it's like, we know that
real friendship isn't about how much money you spend when
you're together, but it's like, sometimes you know, you do
end up going, sure, should we grab a drink? And
that puts you don't know how much pressure that might
be putting on someone someone when you're going, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Especially if you were more than someone else, or everyone's
earning different amounts.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Especially when you go if you were to say, hey,
let's some catch up for a drink. I'll meet you
at this bar and you're going to have two glasses
of wine. You could get a you could split a
bottle from the supermarket at home, totally or in a
public park sometimes that's frowned upon. Yeah, yeah, and save
money on cups. Just nick from the from the bottle,
pass that back and forth. Sure yeah, and don't split

(36:04):
a pack of daries either, do you know what I mean?
And then we've got a cheap little park hangout. I
get it, the park hang our day.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
How could we just sit in the park and that
someone New Zealanders like, we just get too drunk. Go
overseas people congregate and drink and park picnic and it's
a lovely time. New Zealanders. We can't just have a
couple of drinks in the local park.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
No, No, because the pub.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Three ways to tackle for inflation planner heard if you've
got big events, so people can budget for it and
decide earlier on whether or not they're going to be
able to make it. Embrace low cost options like rotating,
hosting potlarks, which we talked about earlier, game nights and
card nights, and focus on quality time over expensive outings.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, or should go to Europe after pay it. We've
got a bet, Starling, We'll come andder a boat.

Speaker 8 (37:03):
Play Ms Fleshborn and Haley play MS Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Right now, though, we want to talk about the things
that you're always embarrassed to buy.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Yeah, because yesterday we went for a little coffee scooted
down to get a coffee fee and bumped into a
friend and we were like, don't be embarrassed, but was
really embarrassed that he had just popped out of work
to go get a McMuffin.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
And he just you know when you get when you
just get.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
One boog, you get that little baggy from McDonald's, a
small slim bag.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just a little McMuffin.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
And he when we ran into him, it's kind of
one hand in the bag about the pull of that.
And then saw it was like embarrassed, Like I hold
him be embarrassed like we were. We were just going
to a cafe to you know.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
Eat something like yeah and also more caloric than a McMuffin.
And yeah, but it was like, oh my god, I'm caught.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
I'm caught. I'm caught. Fine, you caught me.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I've left the office to a health bug or something
like you know, like you know, like queen freak.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
I don't know, I think maybe just thought it was funny.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
He's a very like professional man who was just like
popped out of the office to get.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
A mcmuffett and we're just like, oh, don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
It was so embarrassed, so embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
But there are things that people get embarrassed buying.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Absolutely mine was always pregnancy tiste and I don't know
why you should be able to walk up there and
be like, I need to.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Know loop loop.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Embarrassing by the you know, the popularity of self sieve
checkouts now in the last ten years as a lifesaver, I.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Know, but you know what you can't buy it self
checkout right? Communication?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Right? You know, we're all of vaginal the very very
discreet house show sponsor. They are pop and get you
a threshman today. I don't have a price on that that's.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Not too it's not too expensive, price.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Chap price yourself how three?

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, but maybe there aren't.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
Maybe there are those things that you are get embarrassed
to buy. Maybe it's a food item or a.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Communication from We asked this on Instagram. Let's get the
rolling here, Allie hitting close to them A nine being
hoodies and T shirts. I'm so embarrassed that I paid
so much money for a terrible quality out.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Wait, but you'll.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Still wear it around. I don't know. Maybe she didn't.
Maybe she's not right. And that makes it even worse when.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
You when you think it's a cool and you get
a home and you're like, wow, that really just is.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
An Yeah yeah ace colored of the.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
We're going to make our own Panini bangs Vani bangs
with the panini press in the middle pistachios. I learned
how much water it calls it takes to grow pistachios.
It's caused huge issues in the US. That's I get
really embarrassed every time because I love them so much
that I have to think about their water footprint.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Like you're like trying to like trying to hide that
you've just brought a fresh roll of glad ramp, you know.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, nothing nothing.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Wait, what's that in your bad Chloe swore brick.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Industrial link the whole drawer? Asher said, A four hundred
dollars Saban handbag that sits in my drawer and it's
dust bag because I'm too scared to use it.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
I'm embarrassed that I just get out the Why don't you.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Think we would get messages from people who bought really
expensive things and they're embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
You feel embarrassed. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Victoria brought to Pilarate's reformer machine so she could do
it at home, but still goes to Plati's classes for
fifty eight dollars a week. I'm embarrassed, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
No do it at home?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
And Sam said, absolutely nothing. I deserve everything. Oh, there's
a great a break. So this is.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Morgan Pen's thing six old, just Morgan Peter six dot life.
Listen to it on the our Heart radio app wherever
you got her thing is buying toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
She gets so embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Someone's just text yes and the innocent as supermarket sits
on this big display and you're leaving being.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Like, I'm wipe my I sometimes because I'll walk home
with a big long roll of eight and I'll be like,
oh my god, everyone's going to know now that.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I pooh, and then I'm like everybody poos, everybody poo.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
S.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Mum has not suffered this at all. We would cost
go with her for the first time and she was.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Like, look what I found.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Seventy two rolls of toilet paper and she's like, know,
so troupe I love it.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
She's like, man, we're gonna use this.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Okay, Oh wait, one hundred dollars at him. We want
you to call us now add to the list. You
can text at nine six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
What do you always feel embarrassed to buy?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Wow? We want to know what you're embarrassed to be
to buy?

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Yeah, because we bumped into a friend yesterday who was
so mortified. We caught him in the middle of buying
a McMuffin. You have your mcmuff babe, beautiful sausage egg.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, yeah, all rounded breakfast.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
And a lot of women still in haariss buying tampons.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Really really, it used.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
To be really when I was young. Yeah, that thing
would be like on tampon.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Now I'm like, I've never got a male that buy
has purchased tampons for a woman doesn't even register as
an embarrassment. The morning after a few people have sere
the morning, yeah, you have to go into a pharmacy
and you're like, I guess who, guess who ruled? We've

(42:28):
got some regret here and on Aisle four, Sarah, good morning,
what do you what are you embarrassed to buy?

Speaker 10 (42:36):
So I got to test a couple of years ago.
And you know, if you've got to test her, you
have to get some vasoline helping with the healing process.
So I had to go to the foopermarket and get
some vassoline. But I was also on a house craze
and I had run out of carrots.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
So in the same stock Jesus Christ, I was playing
and carrots I would have done. I would have done too. Trips.
I would have just like looped around dropped.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
It would have gone two different supermarkets. I really I
would want the stuff putting that together at all. Yeah,
you didn't think about that one, did you.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
Before the checkout? So it was definitely the person.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Go down the checkout he bought a bottle of wine
and a pregnancy test at the same time.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Shane, what were you embarrassed buying.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
RTDs?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Oh okay, it is so embarrassing buying RTDs at a
forty five year old. Oh okay, what RTDs are we buying? Much?

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Come from the glory days of art ds?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Your tattoos, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Are a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
How Shane, stop the bullshit?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Tell me what RTDs? Are you a raspberry cruising guy?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Shane? Well, no, it's a smurt off black because.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
At sixteen, easier easier to se We need it. We
need to have a whiskey weekend. You need to be
more refined now. Shame. Yeah, yeah, go straight to the legs.
I'll grow up.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
I mean, you don't need to grow up, but you
do need to stop.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Drinking off black. I love that shade.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Also messages in as a thirty five year old mother,
I'm mortified buying buying vape pods. Oh yeah, I should
refuse to step foot of those overly lightly brick let
vape stores that seem to be popping up everywhere in
case someone sees me. I don't even vape in publica
in front of my kids. This is going to say
my absolute secret. Shame. Yeah, I wonder how many people
secretly vape.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Oh my first experience buying teava pads, you know, for
some light bladder leakage for some new leakage yesterday along
with my uti teiast FML and.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
The lady next to me in the eye was so embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
To be looking at the same thing, so we just
avoided eye contact for her sake.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Oh dear fresh cream. Yeah, someone said, I get super embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
On it. My partner asked me to pick up smokes
on the way home, firstly because of the price, and secondly,
I don't smoke, and I feel like people look at
me like I'm some sort of swine. And then the
person on the tail always talks about how expensive smokes are,
and I'm just like, yes, yep, keep your tinks coming
in nine six nine six. There are so many messages.
I'm going to run through some real quick chocolate because

(45:25):
I'm fat, but I always feel like I'm getting judged. Um,
toilet paper because it's always in the last aisle at
the supermargget, so it sits on top of the trail,
so everyone's like, wow, they're really prioritizing their loup paper.
Just remember every bybe.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Some time. That's always dearly day.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
When I cream Yo, I went after weigh toilet paper
and lax its at the same time. Hock your tummy issues.
Um May and my girls are big fans of the show.
Listen you guys every day when I'm driving them to school,
and they're going to hate this, but I get embarrassed
when I'm buying sanitary pads, and now they're gonna be
embarrassed by hearing about my embarrassment.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Of sanatory bomb shoes shoes.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Forty three still get embarrassed buying tampons, toilet air freshener
because everybody poos sus up time.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Today.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
How dare it stink?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
How dar it stink?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
So many people will be like, oh, yes, the secret,
the shame of having a look of pharmacists in the
eye and say I had unpredicted sex las.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Oh, someone says they get really embarrassed buying beers for
their partner on the way home because they're clearly pregnant.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Oh buying booze.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, it's literally a picture of you on the side
of the can.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Teachers get embarrassed grocery shopping. If you run into a
school family, they scrutinize what's in your basket? God help
you don't have anything in there that doesn't screen pure
health consciousness because we have to teach their kids about
the phone. It's the same for trainers gym trainers. Because
I've seen a gym trainer and I looked in their basket,
I was like a lot of Chocolateing solo mum of
two always embarrassed when they buy wine amongst the kids
snacks because it's like Chippy's Dunk and Donna Dun dunk

(47:07):
a ruse and then and then a bottle of Mum's
favorite block condom.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Someone says us, and I feel condo isn't illegal. It's embarrassing,
like and there's so expensive. I'm preparing to have protected
safe sex grapefruit.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
I'm always scared they know what I'm really using them
for now. I did message that person back to.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
That video saying, what what are you doing grapefruit video?
What's the grapefruit video?

Speaker 5 (47:36):
There's a few, the famous one of that woman right,
show you later and definitely not on the work WiFi.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Okay, vermox, Sorry, guys, I just live a sheltered life,
so innocent. It's a sweet sweet people uses this grape
fruit cut in half with a little sprinkle of brown
sugar on top of breakfast. Reduce them for grape vitamin C. Vermox,
I get that. That's the worming stuff. You have to
go in and be like one of the kids has
got a bloody itch. You bum.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Chewy chocolates. There was like you're raising like really grubby
little buggers.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Pregnancy tests at thirty nine and I'm single, the staff
don't know that, so I'm sure why I feel the shame.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Big Sandy's text in bought a butt pluck but embarrassing
cheers always great to hear from Big.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
As I get embarrassed, Oh my god, I get embarrassed
ordering my husband's coffee a decaff Sowy mocker, Oh hard,
refuse hard, refuse, want divorce.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
And plays zidims Fletgeborne and.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Hailey flat Vley are bringing hermanny.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Oh my god, we're all in our letter hosen.

Speaker 10 (48:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah, a lot of boobies for the girls.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I will sit heavy show.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Around them.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Your short.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
I think that the costume shout out to first scene
for our costumes. But yeah, yeah, definitely more sort of
a sexy vibe.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, you look like you should be working behind a
bar to bfest.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Do you guys need some more steins?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Now this has happened a few weeks ago. You found
a listing on trade me.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Trade me knows my soul.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
I spent a lot of time on trade me, and
you know it sometimes will say like recommended for you,
and it's always the weirdest.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Crap with me.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
And then I saw life size ceramic German shepherd and
I thought, I simply must have it.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
I floated the idea with you guys. You sort of alarmed.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
You didn't want to really cool, you didn't want to
pay for it yourself. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
So then I thought, why don't we get him for
the studio as sort of a show mascot, and rossid no.
And then so when I had the company credit card
for something.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Else and he just kind of I guess he's been
forced to love it. He has been. I have had
two weeks fairly solid content out of it. Yeah, and
he's got time to reconcile that spending agreed the financial years. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
So many of our listeners have become deeply invested in
the journey because the big problem being, of course that
he was in christ Church and where Auckland.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
So he traveled from christ because we bought him in
christ Church. He was picked up by our locals at
M Team. He went from christ Church to Pecton with Stevie.
He stayed in Peckton at Toasty Lords. Thanks to Taylor
for helping us here. Blue Bridge got him over to Wellington.
He got very special treatment and then in Kevin. He

(50:30):
went from Wellington to Parmey with Mac He went from
Parmi to hawks Bay with Aaron, where he did lose
a foot and going into a McDonald's, the lady opened
the door. The lady opened the door on him and broke.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
His loss, putting him into a three legger doc.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Two years he's been the weekend in hawks Bay with
the Mayor, Kirsten Wise and Judy at the airport, Dame
Judy drenched.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
The fire trucks a show crossover.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
He then went from hawks Bay to Toepaull with Tracy
and spent the day accounts at DPA.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
And he became a senior partner of them. That's on
the website.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
He then went from Toeporter Hamilton with Steve and spent
the weekend in Hamilton with Haley before being driven up
by Tracy from Hamilton to Auckland where he is now
in reception. Now, Vorn, we've made a spirit tunnel. People
from the office have come in to make a tunnel
and I believe if you wedge open the door as well.
Plays Vaughn Bore his arrival into the studio, Hailey.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I give him the music of his people because he
is German.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Of course, I've got some confetti cannons ready as.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Well, I believe.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah, let's not concentrate too much on the legs.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
What's wrong with his legs?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I just want my little skinny leg.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Your lad to horse and darling.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
You look so good, I'm saying, I see him first
in person.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
What is ready?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Like?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Okay, yeah, oh okay, okay, letter.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Period.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
He's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Wow, he really is, My god, he's shy, norm.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
What did we put our listeners through getting this massive
thing he is?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
So why do you remind me of Scooby Doo?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Is it the cost of.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Time?

Speaker 5 (52:32):
He's had an Apple ear text so we could trace
how boy?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Oh that's so good even I do see like he's
sitting like a proud dog who lost a league in service,
you know, like he was a bomb dog or something.
He rated a gang pad and got a machety in
his league and he lost his league.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
But he's still proud to serve.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah, and I love his tongue is sticking out like
it's floppy over his mouth.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
So good.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Yeah, hello Herman, welcome home.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
He is everything I wanted in more and the idea
that I didn't have him.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
I mean a steal a steel. I mean, you've got
a bargain.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I mean to be crazy, but there's a black The
guy the antick steeler had a panther as well. Oh
my god, Herman welcome.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Well, thank you to everybody that helped get Herman home.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Everyone who like there were so many people that wanted
to help, but with you know, like with so many hands.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
But people have been so invested, and he is home
and he will sit prime.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
All the photos and videos like Hamilton Gardens him on
the Blue Bridge, like just the whole git. People have
taken him out to like dog parks and shown around
the people that spend time on them as he traveled
up the country.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Made it.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Yeah, they really absolutely made it.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
It would genuinely have been days we were felt very moved.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
But yeah, I've seen that too. Well, we know about
his three leagus.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
On when did that happen?

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Cohen, producer, can we just also take a moment to.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Cut the music. You're not heavy about the.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Producer Carwhen and producer Shannon. You two have been amazing
over this whole journey, getting all together, trying's alad a wholesome.
You're not to make sure that boobies will fit in,
which they barely do.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
But you're welcome.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Have you received we know, the correspondence and we heard
about the lost leg? Yes, yeah, And I've had a
lot of correspondent, like a lot. Have you received any
correspondence about another minor exeter, Look, we might look, we
might have to go to s and come back about that.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Seems okay, I know nothing, I see nothing a missing
from Herman. We're going to discuss the nags.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
MS. Fletched Vaughn and Haley plays.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Ms.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Flesh One and Haley flet One are bringing Hermann.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
It's magical. He's finally in studio, our life sized German
Shepherd ceramic genuinely majested. Oh, it's incredible, isn't it? Just
discussing how the hell you'd make this, I know, and
dead one and just and riga mortis, it would just
and then you'd use that to make a plaster cast

(55:36):
and then you'd look, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
We also shout out the fact that Herman is.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Packing the Germans, the Germans and the Dutch. He's got
a real we call him the three lega dog, but
he's got he's got a fourth.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
I think we don't get the leg fixed because the
bandits look so funny.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
And he's really he's been on our journey. But the
leg we knew about. He's just come in and obviously
we're related and immediately in love and there's no regrets.
But I've just clocked on his right front leg, the
leg that remained after his brutal ACCIDYMT McDonald's he's lost
a toe.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
He's lost a toenail.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Ok Now we've done a little look over the photos, Producer, Shannon,
you've been playing close attention to the photos from when
he started in christ Church all toenails intact up to
where oh.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
Well, you know I love true crime, so I have
been tapping this out extensively. And I have noticed that
between two of the exhibits at Hamilton Garden during his
photo shoot Great Garden, let.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Me just got here, Hamilton, that was Haley, I believe.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Okay, carry on, Yes, there is a toenail in one
photo in front of a wheelbarrow, and then as he
hit it to the more Alice in Wonderland part of
the Hamilton Gardens, he lost a toeail.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
The gardens, right, I've just got I've managed to call
through to Hailey. I believe Haley.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Good morning, a good morning now, Haley, Now listen, Hailey.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
We're not mad, we're just disappointed.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
I know me too.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Okay, what happened?

Speaker 7 (57:21):
Okay, look, I had great help with so many people
with him, and because I mean, look how big.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
He is usually big boy, big boy, and.

Speaker 7 (57:35):
So my my good friends cats. She's listening right now
and she will be swearing at me. She held me
for one second, and there was an.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Incident, okay.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
That we were going to not notice this, Haley.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
Unfortunately, Yeah, it was obvious. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
We noticed everything. We're here everything. So how did the
tollnail chip off? Hayley?

Speaker 7 (58:02):
And I think it was just put down a little
bit too rough. I mean I had him in some
precarious situations.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, I'm surprised more than we didn't get more than
a broken leg and a chip nail. To be honest,
the amount of you know, handling, hand man man handling
that happened.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
It's okay, we forgive you because he actually just has
so much character and it's part of his journey, his
brutal journey.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yeah, you know, think you taking round the Hamilton gardens
as well. It's a treat, yeah, you do.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
You have to pay because m Herman is from Germany.

Speaker 7 (58:44):
I'm from Cambridge, so I did have to shout on the.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Trip appreciate, really appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Give unfortunately, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
I should have for the free tourism. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Well, actually put headphones and a microphone on her. And
if he wanted to say anything, because he feels alive
to do.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
He does it. It's okay, he's just crazy. He's a
good boy. He's just's he going to sit in the
studio just in the corner, right of place, in the corner.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
I mean right now, he's up on a desk and
I'm almost you know, loving that. No, I think next
to Princess Diana wanted to she do?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
She does want to do. She has a guide dog.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Now play it, flesh.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Fact of the day, day, day, day day, the German
joining in.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Little heavy like your imaginary friends. How did that go?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
You are just such an awful.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Person, grouchy. Today's cheese fact is about katsu matzo. Now
have we spoken about the fact they've already done a
cheese The daughter said yesterday that we've done a cheese week.
Have I done a whole week on cheese or has
there been cheese facts.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
I don't remember it, but I'm never upset to like
talk about cheese, and these are all new facts. Yeah, okay,
because as you're not, I've been loving a Havati recently.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
She bought a fresh block yesterday, sweet and nutty love.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Well, today's is a Sardinian cheese. It's beautiful, gorgeous. Anybody
speaks Italian enough to know what it literally translates to
the rotten cheese, or, as it's known internationally, the maggot cheese.
Yeah about the margate cheese starts with the wheel of Picerino,

(01:00:53):
which is a sheep's milk cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
I like pigorino.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
That's a yeah, it's sheep's milk, one of the oldest cheeses.
Apparently you also issued to the Roman soldiers for the
daily Russians three old cheese. It's nice, it must be nice.
Do you think they had a little lunch box.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
When you lunch box, they had a cracker and some
sort of sala back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Or a lunch bladder, and they had Roman sandals. It's
just like big at school fashion at it's so nice people.
They can't open the rind of the cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
It's just like being at some schools, sorry for and
carry on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Well I don't need to continue to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
All right, mum a Christmas. We can't say anything, well
you do, We're just going to talk all over milk.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I'll just see I'll stop them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
I'll just go do the dish.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
No one's going to help me in hit the rhines
cut open and the cheese skip of fly is allowed
to lay eggs inside.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Yuck.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Why are you doing this? Because I want to really
try this cheese. The maggots hatch and burrow through the cheese.
They digest the fats and the cheese. You know, an
earthworm goes through the earth and poops it out and
it's a bit of soil.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Effectively, this is what the maggot is doing inside the
cheese makes the text you soft and creamy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
It's pooping out better cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Yeah, it's pooping out bit of cheese and makes it
almost spreadable, like creamy and spreadable and intensifier yah flavor
to a fiery pungent level. You can eat your maggot
poo cheese, but I'll just have my tasty slices. Yeah.
Traditionally it's eating with the live larvae still wriggling sort
of like the tequila one. I'm sorry, Vaughn, No one's

(01:02:24):
eating this cheese. Some diners remove them, but pure sa
Maggot's a part of the experience. Here's the problem. It's
technically illegal in the EU because it doesn't meet the
EU's intense food safety regulations. Yet Sardinians have kept the
tradition going. There is a black market thriving with the
maggot cheese Ooo yark.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
So it does come with a warning when you're eating it.
Because the larvae called skippers, they were called the cheese
skipper fly because they have an unusual trick. Their defense
mechanism is that they have a joint in the middle
of their body that they flick and it clicks, and
it means they can pull shoot up. So if you're
eating a piece of cheese with the tradition live megan inside,
it could shoot out and hit you in the eye. Okay, yeah,

(01:03:04):
And that's why they called the cheese skipper fly. Still
no from me, Still a giant. You wouldn't try. We
ate bugs and Cambodian they would, guys. They were deep
fried crickets. We used to when we would do firewood
on in the summer when we came up the tree
and we'd find all the hooho grubs of the day
and would collect them in an ice cream container, and
then in the end of the day, on the hot
part of the tractory engine, we'd put the herr grubs

(01:03:27):
and cook them and eat them. And it was like, yuck,
this really young, nutty flavor of her. I'm not doing.
I would one hundred percent eat this maggot cheese. I
love her food experience. You're a rural whiteaddow lad, you would.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Cheese spice in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Eat that magotti cheese was actually the lead single of
my rock whisp Right. It had a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
So today's back to the day is Gazu.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Matsu as a traditional Sardinian cheese laced with maggots that
make it soft and pretty. Fact of the day, day
day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Do do do do do do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do do
do Do Do Do Do Do do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Play z M's Fleshborn and Hayley.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Now it was twenty fourteen, eleven years ago. In fact,
it was it was it was September twenty fourteen, so
it was eleven years ago that the nation lost their
goddamn collective minds. Why for a collaboration between Lewis Road
Creamery and Whittakers for the Lewis Road Creamery Witker's chucklate milk. Yeah,
people were like storming the delivery trucks and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Yes, they got well out of hand.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
They had to get armed guards on the delivery of
the milk trucks and they did.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
They did limit say like one or two or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
And people were lining up and there was there was
a chruckolate milk riots. Yeah. Queen Street went off our.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Version of the Troubles.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Yeah, yeah, which was Sunday because somebody Sunday. It was
because the all Blacks were playing the spring box?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Is that right? Something to the with that, Here's something
I think, something to do with that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
We might be getting our historical riots confused. Well either
way that people were going nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Did Martin Luther King give a speech?

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, hug because of.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Because of the chocolate milk.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, I have a dream the white chocolate and dark
chocolate can play together and harmony and appropriate. So I
don't know if this is going to cause quite the
fast because I find lime milk the most controversial.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
You just did Martin Luther King impersonation in a German alpha.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Talking about chocolate milk. Okay anyway, and there's a lot
of problems here a shopping list and we'll sort it out.
Yeah yeah, did you say losing what? I lost mine?

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Moments ago?

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Lewis Road lime milk, we did a cooky little pole.
Do you like it's out today?

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
It's coming out?

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Do you like lime flavored milk?

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Because citrus milk is so No, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Carwen's not happy. What about a jaffer? Like a jaffer
you have orangecky chocolate.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
Ye, but no, not li lime, lime all the way
the milk.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
I'll give it a go. Just is he still a
primo lime?

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Do they still you?

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Didn't it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Macas used to do a lime milkshake because I remember
my mother's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Banana. The look bananas, oh so good. But banana and
milk makes sense. I'll raise you a peanut colatter.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Pineapple colatter is yeah, it's a networks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
But I don't like pineapple milk or milky. I don't
like milk.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
And it's got coconut in it. That makes it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
It's coconut milk and coconut mal tradition, so it kind
of balances out, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
But yeah, I just want to I just reckon, don't
care it till you try it, because I think you're
going to change.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
I mean, it's going to be sweet and delicious, right, Yeah.
Seventy one percent of people surveyed said oh no to
lime flavored milk really.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Coming in fresh for us to No, No, it's a no.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
It's no, it's a no. For that. Lime milk is
hands down my absolute favorite. I'm excited for this, somebody, Okay.
Lime milk has absolutely no place in the human food chain.
That's fair enough. Neither is like eighty or ninety percent
of stuff at some markets. But it's there, still still there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
No, I could do a lime like, oh no, I'm
thinking pepper them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
No, no, not lime on anything.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
No lime, and like Margarritta.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Lime. Hi, Well that's a creamy lime you have.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
That's a creamy lime. It's a cheesy lime. Yeah, it's
a it's not milk.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Some more more Texan people feedback also years from me.
I get excuse me, mate, please watch yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Let's watch your sofa.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Yeah, but you hear out the rest of this and
try to bite before it drops the F bomb. It's
the yes for me. Also, Madori and Milk is like
an r a teen lime milk, even though it's malon flavored.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Milk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
I think that out ranks maggot cheese is the grossest
thing that's been said on the show today.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
Someone said, what about lime milkshakes? They're amazing, longest drinking
town lime milkshake.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Yarm, No, you're in a minority.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
Someone said, lime is my second or third flavor of milkshake.
Firsts vanilla and I personality first is vanilla.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
That's nobody's first choice of milk.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Vanilla is the base.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Yeah, that's the base of the may and then you
add the vanilla chocolate flavor.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Character anything Banana no no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 8 (01:08:41):
Plays Zim's Fleshborn and it's got to be one of
my favorite shows of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
So I can't believe it's clock out. We're just about
to cluck out. George is the show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
I could stay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
George's show is coming up soon? How do you like
herm and the Germans so cute guys.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
I reckon you don't fix his leg though, I reckon
that's the way you keep them. The text machines quite divine.
Today a lot of people have been like, no repair him,
you know, like put and do a bit of.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
A repair shop. You would like that forn You love
that show, the Repair Shop.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
If you heard the controvers.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Tell me after because I love the show. Well have
your world rock?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Someone's in court Georgia anyway terrible things? Yeah, I think
we could get him fixable. I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
I vote no.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Yesterday as Father's Day on set on Sunday, and yesterday
I introduced my father to something new. Arin Williams contacted
me and Georgie should she should see them?

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Oh, she's upset and see.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
You know how Georgia loves Irene Williams.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Would your dad like a pair of Arn Williams?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Oh, Georgie, you can't say that. H yeah, why why
are you here? Georgia told me she'd be my daddy. Okay,
we're gonna get a round table with all involved and
some witnesses, and they said, would you and your dad
like a pair of Aron Williams? Well, snap some pepkies
you share it on the ground. I was like you absolutely,
So I ran this past Ian and He's like, that's

(01:10:03):
my father's name.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
If you knew the show Ian.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Smith, not the cricketer. No, No, I had an uncle
called Paul Holmes too, not the broadcaster, but just a
family that somebody's an are common names, yeah, and my
other uncle Jimmy Savil, but anyway, associated he changed his name.
So I said to Dad, I was like, do you

(01:10:26):
want to do this? And he's like yeah, and I
sent him. The best part was I sent him the
list of boots. Of the options, he picked the most
expensive pair because he wasn't looking at the price. He
picked the most expensive. My dad, that's the most expensive
things he had on his feet. He's like, he's a
comfortable straight away. This is the leather A second to
no wonderful pyramids?

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Little ones? Did he go for.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Going out and shoes to Dad went down to Darfield
and went to the rugby club after a big game
of the local Darfield to the lady be all over
him because it was ourn.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
They were top tier RN top tier. So we're like,
here's a man with some money.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Yeah, so they say in there we'll go to like
a rural esque setting, you get some photos. I was like, okay, cool, Dad,
meets me there and he's just like what. Then more
people turn up because you know what, it would just
like a photo shoot, Like it's there's six people there,
one person's got a camera and he kept saying me
and that one over there is doing I was nothing,
nothing supervising. So then they're like, okay, so we'll just
get some photos. And my dad's never done a candid

(01:11:26):
photo shoot before. We dont like a family torture because
you're steering at the camera and you're posed, and you're like,
we were never the family that, you know, the family
everyone knew a family that would get the photo shoot
and they'd all be like in front of a big
tree and they'd all be like black and white. And
so we never did that, Yeah, because one because it
was expensive and too we're just not that sort of family.

(01:11:47):
So we never had. We had we went to Farmers
upstairs in Hamilton Santa Santa Photos well where they did
the Santa photos when it wasn't that they'd drop a
mile gray curtain in the background and you're sit in
front of it and then your mum's set and your
dad stand and the boys at stand and the daughter
would very proper proper.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Hand on the back of my brother's shoulder was always mad.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
I think it might even be weirdly and coincidentally enough,
on my Facebook Memories today from nineteen ninety two, the
Smith's family photo. So we had to do candid. Oh
my god, it is Look, that's the exact photo that
I was just talking about. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Class, Oh my god, that's a class. So your mum
looks like Deirdre from Coronation for Coronation Street.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
She had bad glasses and I'm sort.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Of a mallet.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
P r I p rap Deardre. Your dad doesn't look
happy to be there. My dad looks like and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Acted like Red Foreman from that seventy show all through
my childhood, as nicknamed. So we had to do a
candid and we're walking along and she the photographer's like,
I said, he's never done one of these before, and
she said, it's easy. Walk along. Light had a conversation
that's likely to make you smile, and I'll just start
snapping photos and we start handed.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
It's hard when people be candid, yeah, And he's like,
so I'm not looking at you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
To the photographer, she's like, don't look at me, look
at Vaughan talk lighthearted stuff, smile on my face, and
we start walking. He's like, what do you want to
talk about? I was like, I don't know what, what
do you want to about? It's like, oh my god,
I've got to tell you about this horrendous farming story
and breaks.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Into the darkest story.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
He's maybe he ever told me God, Oh, it's just
like this, And I was just like, and this gen
z Urban female photographer is just like, what the it's
light and I'm seeing her like, but he's in like
full story mode, so the fighters are not quite expressive
and stuff, but he's telling this horrendous story and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
You're trying to be as the profession who's done this
a million times.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
I'm looking at him smiling line and I look like
the psycho that's enjoying this horrible, horrible story.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
And then we get to advance.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
She's like, Okay, turn around and go back and let's
try to keep it light on the way back. Yeah,
And he's like, what what does she what does she
what does she want? What does she want from it?
And so we started walking back and he started telling
me a slightly less horrific yeah right.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
Yeah, but I can't wait to see this photos. Did
you get a little gander at them through the lino?

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Didn't mind? Died?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
She happy? Mom? Did I think mum was happy? I'm
happy wear the boots inside though? Was she a very nice,
very nice boty? Basically slippers?

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Really aren't they?

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
We got there and they said we've bought some shirts,
Samara and William's shirts because.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
I said, George, we got nice pants. But I said,
we're just not like a shirt family.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
And they were wearing some shirts and I was like, oh,
I like that when a mum gret literally snatched it
and said no, your father will a lot bitter and
they need a nice new shirt. And I was like, wow,
so he's sort of for a shirt and boots forever.
I reckon, Yeah, I did get a nice shirt. And
he loves modeling Dad, like it's unlocked something in them.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
He's done a bit of light modeling for like the
local bits and stuff before. He's been on the weather too,
as you've been on the news when they needed a
rural reporter. Maddie mcain used to go down and hang
out with Dad for the day. Well, well, don't let
them get it to a hit of himself because you
know it goes to the kids being a moving to Milan,
given this a red hot go and it leads.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
After Milan as a seven year old man. Yeah, Donkey
and Gabona they want me.

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Well, congratulations to you podcast listen. You've reached the end.
So I would assume if you've listened all this way through,
you're either asleep in which case, or do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
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Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
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