Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 3rd 2025

Walking around the house naked 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM podcast Network. This is for the Flesh
Haley's Big Pod thanks to animates making Happy Cabin for pets,
AM's Fletch.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Vorn and Hailey, Thanks friend, Good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Fletch, Vawn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Two minutes past six and Herman and Herman sorry Herman
now life Scienzed German Ceramic.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
He's here. God, he's a great addition.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
God, he just brings a great spirit to the room.
But I am going to turn them because he's looking
away and I think he'd really enjoy the show.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
You know what I mean, I'm moving I'll move them.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
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Speaker 3 (00:45):
On the way.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, the CEO of Nesley, one of the world's biggest companies. Yeah, really,
the Umbreller company. It's everything under it is insane. He's
lost his job because of his sexual fraternizing. What do
you what do you think is salary? It would be
like enormous and the bonuses. Oh yeah, and he's apparently
sleep with a younger subordinate subordinate approximately nine eleven point

(01:11):
nine million US dollars in twenty twenty three. I mean
he'll be okay, right, he'll be fine. No, No, you know,
just a lifestyle creep. Yeah, you know, lifestyle creep.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
You're living payday to payday.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
When you're earning about twenty four million New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Man, Yeah, you know, yeah, the top six.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Dealing with that, we are the top sex things you'll
miss out on now that he's not necessarily Ceo nixt
on the show though.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
What it means if you walk around your home naked,
that's me. He'll do it every now and again? Are
every now and again?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Are you sleep?

Speaker 6 (01:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Sleep nude? Well, what it means there's been some research.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Play z Ins, Fleashborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Researchers at a university in the US have looked at
what it means to walk around your home naked.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's just free numb. It's complaining adult freedom, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
And they have found they believe that people that walk
around nude have a higher IQ more intelligence.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, that lines up activity.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Give me the link, Give me the give me the link.
Give me the link? What do they said?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
What is the link?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, the researchers believed the habit of walking around naked
at home is tied to a higher IQ because it's
associated with nonconformity, as higher intelligence can lead to a
decreased need to conform and to societal norms to fit in.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Because you're just I'm smart, I know everything. Don't worry
about it. I don't need close I don't even in closes.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't even need clothes. Yeah, my brain is my outfit.
I love a little nude walk around. Let you know,
I love a nude in the summer in the backyard.
Give the neighbors an absolute show.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, your neighbors and tradees have seen it, haven't They
have seen it all?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
You know the star player here, the fu fa, yeah,
the food for the four have seen it all.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And I would also guess it's hard if you were
you've got flight mates kids. Yeah, with the kids on there,
I'll like take the gym, get off in the laundry,
straight in the laundry machine. They can walk to the shower. Yeah, yeah,
nip around and hang up some towels. I'll walk around
my apartment all the time. I sleep nude, you do.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
But but you've got big windows and you see people you.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Just don't care.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I just don't think the chances of someone peering in
at that exact moment minimal, Yeah, not.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Impossible, minimal. But how many times have you seen nude
people at the apartment?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
So many times, so many times, and people you just
get oblivious to it because I sort of like it,
not in a.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I'm sort of like, well, it's your business, do you
know what I mean? If you see if you see it,
well your lucky day, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
As opposed to feeling all embarrassed and shy.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, okay a past six I was just saying, my
neighbors are kind of freshish.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
They had the rights. They haven't Okay, they haven't copped.
It's still innocent.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, that's not been sullied. Plaz Ms, Fledgeborn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
You gen Z, I'd love to get your opinion on this, youngs.
We're not in our costumes anymore now. This is a
new term that they are calling gen zs in the workplace.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Now.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
If I'm not incorrect, that's you.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, yeah, just gen z. Just are you saying just
gen Z or this is just a workplace.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
Oh, I'm just saying we're barely gen Z because this
morning I was saying that six seven was a dumb trend.

Speaker 8 (04:33):
And now I feel.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
About what's stomach, dad, you're getting old if you if
you're not liking something gen Alpha's doing. Yeah, yeah, you're like,
I get it. It's just not good. That's that's the
first sign.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Okay, So you've been called office frogs, and it's because.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Ready you were to just like lead into the role.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
It's because typically, I would say that we've always had
to focus on like a career letter, getting into a job,
your way up, get better and better with your way
to the top, and climb that same career letter. Whereas
they're saying gen Z as they're not and they're lily
padding their job hopping.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh yeah, okay, And so they're just.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Bouncing from career career, from job to job, workplace to workplace,
and and employers are becoming very aware of it. And
it was unreliable because you're likely to hop out of
here quite qu I.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Have to take away the lily pads drown. The more
around they'll be drowning, they'll be draining in our workplace. Yeah,
I'm waiting.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Maybe this is where my like gen z doesn't exist
because I've been in my entire career in terms of
post graduation.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, where the hostages become stock and.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
It's a great one direction song.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah great, yeah great.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
They did a song stock on Hughes a Stockholm syndrome,
So that's.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Generation will get there. Okay, wow making a one direction
an amuse thing.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, so you're yeah, you're you're lily packing the tree.

Speaker 8 (06:10):
I know lots of my friends do this.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
They're like, well, why would I stay to get like
a two percent pay rise when I can jump to
another company to ten percent and then go back to
my old company and get another So I've got friends
who jump between rival companies.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
But they're saying it's like giving, it's giving a big
lack of loyalty. The older employers are, guy, oh, that's
not on. But then you're like, why don't owe you loyalty?
I guess yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You weren't going to pay me loyalty when there's the
next restructure.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
It's interesting because I feel like I've heard that like
companies don't like that they don't look like looking at
your CV and seeing that you've had six jobs in
the last five years.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yes, you know what I mean. So then you're a
mover and.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
You're remover and a shaker and you're not doing it.
They're looking at they're coming in and they're just there.
It's non committal basically, yeah, right, and it's it's put
it's putting people off.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
But that money, who cares? Did that money?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
You totally We've we're the ones who were actually chained
to some ladder that we just got told that we
had to sort of climb rung by rung.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
We're just ribboning through life.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
You aren't just.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Ribboning through life. That's beautiful. Thanks frog on it it.
She says, Hey, I'm just out here ribboning.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Through plays fletchforn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Silly little pool silly. It is so silly, silly, silly,
that silly little pool, silly, silly, little silly little pole silly.
What's a very interesting map of the world.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
And it said these nations prefer coffee and it was
in dark green, and these nations prefer tea, and it
was in a different color to not dark ground, and
was it just England and mostly tea?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Are you actually yeah, of course it doesn't need to
be English tea. It could be you know, green tea, Chinese, yeah,
Chinese tea.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
So coffee was in Canada, America, and then like Colombe
and then Madagascar, a couple of African nations, New zeal On, Australia, Japan,
some parts of Europe, the rest of the world's tea, Greenland, Peru, Argentina,

(08:33):
all of Africa over.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Tear of coffee.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's first, Russia, China, India, all of the Middle East.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Were all tea versus coffee. Wow, like grow up?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, grow up and raw dogs some caffeine with quick
release and then need another one or you get a
throbbing headache.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I've actually been drinking a lot of peppermint tea recently,
so yeah, yeah, but you turned those people them and
pals I gave you I have, but I keep forgetting.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I tried it after eight dinner mins, yum, yum. I
don't know what about a thin minty minty thin, a
little bit mintyscir We are for always, love always.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
You can only pick one coffee or tea.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Coffee at seventy two percent, tea at a poultry twenty
eight percent.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Goodness.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Let's read some feedback. Sheldon says, none hot chocolate. If
I have to get a couple of just don't even
drink hot anythings. Yeah, I just love coffee so much.
I'm not passionate about it. I'll have like one, I'll
probably have five a week.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, but it's pre pre this job. You never had
any I never had any.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
It sent me over the absolute fence. Sorry you're going
to say, I said each and then and then I
said fence.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
So put me over the I'm sorry. I tried the boys. Well,
you know, we also used to work on a ready
session called the fence. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
We never made any like decision either way. That was
the deal with. That's sitting on the fen, sitting on
the fence and fletching Vornes.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Right, Well, I like I like it who you're voting
for you? But I couldn't say that. What do you
stand on that?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Not for me to say, not for me. I see
both sides. Yeah, you know, no, I don't know. Let
me out of this.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
So but yeah, people who don't drink hot drinks at all,
wild wild dad say coffee all the way. How good
is the house to yourself every morning, sorry, early morning
coffee before the others are up. Although I lived in
the UK it was tea every thirty six minutes. There's
too much tea. It's a lot of water intake though.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, but tannons, but that's still got caffeine in that. Yeah,
it's more of a slow release caffeine.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Right, it's too much.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
But yeah, he's right that when you're up before everybody else,
there's an air of superiority. I'm a better person. I'm
up early having a distinguished brew. I love a weekend coffee.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
What time do you call this coffee? Is in the pot.

Speaker 9 (11:07):
Up?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, Francisca said, A cup of tea on the couch
in my favor marks, sometimes with a biscuit or two
Pj's in the audio on it's a ritual.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Let me ask you something about a cup of tea
that I've recently learned. Do you preheat the cup so
that the cut so that the tea stays longer? Are
you talking about a game changer? It gets it's a
game changer.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
A cup the cocktawel bar with bloody martini glasses in
the freezer, pre.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Freezing the I guess it's just the same.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
It is makes any different that the water is already
too boiling for a cup of tea.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's wild, but it works. Everything just stays hotter for
a little bit longer.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
It's too hot, though, I sort of don't understand it's
already too hot.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Amy said, it's called spill the tea for a reason.
No one wants to drink the tea. Was spilling the tea?

Speaker 9 (11:51):
Right?

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Fair?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Do you reckon the origins of the like spill the
tears over your gossip over a cup of tea and
spill the tear tea? Yeah, I reckon that's a fair assumption.
I'm actually ready for some shocking gossip. Really, do you
know what I mean? Something that's going to make me
spill my tea? No so much, too so much. I'm

(12:15):
ready for some shocking gossip. Ok, said tea, but only
green herbal or fruit?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Oh yeah, fruit tea.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah, I don't mind a beery tea. Yeah, you know,
nice fruity tea.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Get the fruity tea. There was that Christmas tea I
really liked.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
That was yarm alright with cinnamon and yeah, yeah anus starringus.
I think we're saying that wrong. Nah, I checked star rainus. Okay,
it's because people's as looks like a little star. Okay,
that's the stuff in mulled wine and Christmas mint.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Spices, try spices.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'd be sad to see tea go, but coffee wins
all the times.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Is danny.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's going going extinct, so we'll all be drinking tea soon.
But yeah, some artificial coffee just shots. Jessica says, easiest
choice in my life. I need coffee to live, Rhianna
and I take coffee anyway. I can hot, cold, milky, black,
sweet or bitter.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I love it all good buy coffee. Yeah, there'd be
a nightmare if you do. You want a coffee?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, how do you have it anyway?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Tell me how you want it. Mine would be like
black with a dash of milk, no sugar. Well that's
not black. No, But if they see it anyway, you'd say,
you'd say, just a dash of milk. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
No.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
If someone said to me, just however you do it,
however you like me, make it for them? Yeah, someone said,
don't just have a coffee or whatever, it's a black
coffee with a dash of milk, no sugar. Okay, did
you just catch him in the eye and just remember
how beautiful he is?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
So beautiful.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
He's a beautiful dogs, a beautiful doll. Alex says Sophie's choice.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I can't pack. I just can't.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Don't make me. You got to one of those kids
is getting on the train and the other one's off
to the bloody Joanne, feel like I'm on here. I'm
the only thirty five year old who doesn't drink coffee
at this point.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Also, not that big on tea. I just drink a
lot of water. Wow, it starts fascinating. Yeah, it's also
wasn't the pole for you?

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Joe?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
A lot bit of chiming on the poles with a
non option with via. Sorry, it's not silly little have
your own personal opinion, get you a little What do
you think, Kimsey?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Coffee is a bloody laxative to me and also leaves
me with the very stinky breath. I've got a simple solution.
Drink it when you're close to the shitter and brush
your teeth afterwards. Yeah, an eclipsement, a little mental Do
you're right?

Speaker 10 (14:37):
Well?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
For silly little pole today? We see you. Hey, guys,
if you got to have a big one out of tea
or coffee? What would it be? And coffee one?

Speaker 11 (14:43):
It's seventy two per play z ms Fletchborn and Haley
play z MS Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Now okay, can we bring the tone down? Plays Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
We are celebrating fathers this weekend, but today we are
mourning the loss of a Wellington icon. The City to
Sea bridge that crosses across from the Square to the water.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Which has got the big squeeze with the big fern.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Shmic square yeap, got the fern ball used to have
the little walking finger guy where the museum is not
to Papa but the art museum yep.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
And then it crosses across.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
To the Boat's here to the boat Yeah yeah, wah.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Frankett's part all that kind of stuff. Well years ago,
this may shock you. In Wellington it was deemed unearthquake safe,
right because it was built in nineteen ninety three, strengthened
in twenty eleven but didn't cut standards. Basically after they
went through it all with a fine tooth comb and
went we got to start getting serious about the fact
that Wellington exists on a fault line and everything's going

(15:46):
to rumble.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Tumbles, everything's going to I don't worry about it, like
I reckon worry about it. I reckon give it a
little warri Regon.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Have you looked around and see some of the old
building exarculy, that's the least you worry, he said to
one once. It was like this building has to be
demolished by twenty twenty seven. I'm like, it seems weird.
They're given it a three yearly way. Yeah yeah, and
they're like pull the bridge down. There's building though, that
big one, but not happening in the ext three years.
We've given this building its leeway. Work certainly didn't book
us in that hotel after that.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
No, so it goes over due voice key and their
problem is if it was to collapse, other than the
danger to people that were honored, it's going to block
a very important route for emergency services because if you
were coming from one whole half of Wellington to Wellington Hospital,
that would be a pretty late yeah key way of

(16:35):
getting there. You air traffic on the motorway. That's how
you do it. So it was deemed to be demolished,
but the Wellington Civic Trust then put in a judicial
review basically to the High Court, which yesterday has been dismissed.
So the Civic Trust tried to say that, you know,

(16:55):
basically the Council hadn't done enough, like they are.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
They going, They're not going to the idea is that
going to build another bridge? Right, And that's what people
are most upset about. Yeah, because it's such a quick
way of walking over this.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
It's going to do it all the time.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
So they were saying that the Council hadn't done enough
to like figure out whether or not it could be repair.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
But the Council was like, yes, we have, and the
High Court was like they have is it how they
said it? They have they have.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
So full repair was going to cost about one hundred
twenty million dollars, partial repair fifty three point three And
the Council was like.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
No, were a new one on that spot?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
No, No, just a pedestrian crossing underneath across your voice
that's it. And it's like because I think mostly because
one it's cool, like it's like it's easy and nice,
but it's like a piece of art, you know, it's
just an artist and a sculptor.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
They reckon it. Could be pulled down like as early.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
As Friday, Friday's Day, if the trust Darling doesn't put
a review, you know, another appeal, appeal, thank you all.
Friday plans will start for the demolition and they'll get cracking.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
I just shut the road and ram it. If an
earthquake is going.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
To bring it, just burn it. It's would that would
be fun to a made of drift wood. Yeah, just
soa can and petrol and burn it and then use
a bomby knocker on the end of a crime. Yes, great,
and demolition we wouldn't be about. Also, this, the removal
of this bridge, if it is knocked down on Friday,

(18:20):
is a sad day for Haley.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Sad. Do you have a fond, very fond memories of
the bridge. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:27):
It was Valentine's Day and I've got a year two
thousand and six. Wow, and my boyfriend and I we
went up to that bridge just outside of the park
and yeah, and we just did Yeah, we had some kisses,

(18:47):
kisses kisses.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, right, And.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
It's just a memory I hold fond, you know, isn't that?
And then on that iconic bridge public just touched behind
one of the beautiful sculptures as part of the.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Right Okay, yeah, we're going to miss it.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Just yeah, fond memories and I'm sure all Well Antonians
like myself have fond memories on the city.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
To see bridge zm's fledg.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Rawn and hari from your local community facebook page.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
This is the top six. Well, hello there.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Nesle's CEO has lost his job and the accompanying twenty
four approximately million New Zealand dollar salary.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
That would definitely be enough to get by iron have
butter each week.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
I think that, Yeah, I think so with the rising
cost of foods.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
They might even have a stuff discount for butter. I
don't know, well, only what they own everything on the
everything they name any brands, that's part of the jokes.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
He joined Nestle in nineteen eighty six, Lourent.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
He started like negotiating with supermarkets for like, and he's.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
His way up, like you should have some Nestle products and.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Your supermarket and now he's the CEO. Yeah what was was? Yeah,
so what's happened? Well, he had a romantic relationship with
a junior employee. Because when you're the CEO, you're not
allowed to dip your pen into the company. Inc.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
He's talking about a penis in a vagina.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
He is the.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Apparently Apparently.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Nesley, the Swiss food giant has a whistle blowing channel
that anybody can It allows employees and external stakeholders to
confidentially flag potential breaches of Nesley's principles and conflicts of interest, harassment,
or misconduct. Maybe we could use this whistleblower channel to
complain about the downsizing of chocolate bars. Whistle blow that

(20:53):
whistle bitch. That better be the whole music when you
call the whistle blow a hotline. Ah well, I've got
the top six things the nest the Sea will miss
most other than it's twenty four million dollar salary. Okay,
Number six on the list, free never ending Milo.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
That isn't it. You might get free Milo at work,
but I bet you.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Just couldn't just take it, take tins of it, take
tins at home.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
You teach so much, just tins and tins and tins.
You put Mileo on everything.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
You probably will. You probably put it on Milo on
ice cream as a kid. Yeah, it's the best. It's
a it's a it's a Neestlee brand. Number five on
the list of the top six things the Nestle SEO
will miss most other than.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
The twenty four million dollar salary.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Kit cats in the work fridge.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
The Nestleigh work fridges is full of young chocolate.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Ye yeah, surely put it sort of what's the word
like just a gesture of a fruit bawl. Yeah, yeah,
taken token, that's the wordistic.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Fruit ball at reception and stuff is just like or
it's just cat cats in the fruit ball, all the
different flavored kitkkes and the fruit bowl. It's important to
get your color.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, you've got to march of one in there.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Number four on the least of the top six things
the nest see I will miss most other than his
twenty four million dollar salary.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Of course, when he's stressed out.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
He used to just be able to go into the
fridge and get some toll House cookie dough just on
the log of cookies love.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Go to America and single the cookie get it in
a costco. I've heard this.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, they may actually make it's young raw, but they
tell you not to eat it. But you're not my
mummycause eggs.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, but just delicious biscuits. Okay, I could get down
on that.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah. Yeah. Number two on the last of the sorry
three on the last of the top six things in
the nestle CEO will miss most other than the twenty
four million dollars salary unlimited Maggie sachets because they own
Maggie as well. Yeah, fridge and soup, Maggie, Maggie for
our South Everything You'll be like, what's for dinner, devil?

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Should we make some some just admints? What about she'll
make some.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Soup thing gravy short of gravy.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
He's gonna have to buy it all now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Number two on the less of the chop six things
they see, I will missed most of them.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
The celery Hargen does, the Hagen does.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Does name ice cream brand that's more fun to say
than Hargan does. Marvin peckten not as fun, more not
as fun, depp Ben and Jerry's maybe you're rightful and
maybe that's the best. Yeah, maybe I did my research.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Should be.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
And number one of the less of the top six
things and nests they see, I will miss most other
than the celery, the Pellegrino water and the fridge.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
They did Ken and dog, they did everything everything.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I actually like over two thousand brains and sold across
one hundred and eighty six countries under the main headlines
of beverages been hot. Yeah, she must have had absolutely
You kinda need to see her.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
There's twenty four million dollars. There's no Have we even
had a chair with.

Speaker 9 (24:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, who are we to say her? Are we to say? Yeah?
Would you? Hailey? You saw Are you going to show
me him? Yeah? Would you? For how much money am
I getting? He's worth little pay? He's worth you heard
his salary?

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah, okay, I'd have a cute younger thing.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Oh my god. Nestling also into fifth of Loreal Loyel
not Loyel. She's everything, ain't they got everything? They got?
They go all, well, now he's just at home. What's
he going to do? And what's he was married? You
know a lot of assumptions here. Yeah, we don't know enough.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Awkward at home trying to do some volunteer work or
just get out of the house. I reckon, Yeah, yeah,
might be awkward. That is the day's up.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Six plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it MS
Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
I talked about the fact that was Yester. I know
the day before that I had received a letter from
the Ministry of Justice. Now I take that very seriously
as a law abiding Citi modge. The modge, now the
modge had sat in this letter. We are trying to
locate a personal We believe that person is you. Now
addressed the letter was Hailey Jane S. Brown my full name.
The October nineteen eighty nine my address.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
It was giving begs like scared. It didn't had the
number to call. Yeah, the number the logo. You googled
the number.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
It was the same number, same number for Ministry of Justice,
actual Ministry of Justice.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
So much so.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I thought this would be great to talk about on radio,
and you said, no, this would be great to get
sorted FLI.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Good to sort your life up later. Please, we're on
No One. No one can hear it. You can actually,
could anybody hear me? Eating that? Key? Car says yes, ye, yeah,
you're done. I'm eating the skin.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
I actually regret offering it to him. I just wanted
to help us bound.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Don't give him food too.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
That was my mistake, you know, bloody mogwa mate, you
can don't get me with don't give me with the.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Greenlins come out.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
You don't give more food with forty five seconds of
a song left to least two minutes.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Some of the ownership of I'm eating the key fred
on you thank you. Okay.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
So yesterday I was just enjoying my day and I
got a reminder from.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Someone message and they couldn't hear me eating. Okay, okay,
I appreciate that. Thanks five six five I because I
knew that you were so busy that you wouldn't take
time because you already forgot to do it on Tuesday day.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Sorry. Yeah, yeah, so I rang i ring i rang
I just put in the group chat eight hundred four fines.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yea and one hundred four fines please into your something
something number from the letter that I received. So I
put that in and then and then on came you know,
bit wronger or bow.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Wrong or.

Speaker 9 (27:19):
Wrong or a dobbin a wronger or a finn or
a dobbin right one of them came on, or a phraser.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Or a bigger parton and jubbless. Now one of them
came on, and I settled in for a long wait.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, Nick Minner, Hello, you're the only person that still
does that and I can't And people know, yeah, people
don't the big cities.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Everyone still hanute the people s using what parts of
New Zealand is it's still acceptable?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
In a neck manut, I started saying it a poll
that should be.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Do you still say nick minute? Or quickly? Yeah, we'll
do that tomorrow. Is it acceptable to still nutte? I
would accept it from boomers.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, I'm nearly there all the older gen X, but
I think you're too young to nick minute.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
Now.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
They settled in for a long wait, always nick man.

Speaker 12 (28:16):
She's always do you remember the first time, Haley, Oh,
terrible mistake, guys.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I still in for a long wait, nick minute, nick mona.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
And she picks up the phone and I say, I
believe I've wrongfully received a letter.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I believe grave error. There can be no way anyone money.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
She's three, The Dodge always pays her debts, right, So
I locked through and I mentioned that they got things
from Idea, went through my debts on there nothing, I'm
going paid up, paid up.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I'm an honest woman.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
And I said, I believe I wrongfully been sent a letter.
Then it's claimed that that you're looking for me and
I am that per And she said, oh yeah.

Speaker 13 (29:02):
And.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Spin and I said she said, oh, yes, you have
a fine here that you haven't paid. And I said,
what's this for, sucker Blue, not me? And she said
it's an unpaid part of speeding fine. And I was like,
from what and she said, I said, what's the number plate?

(29:26):
And she was like, and she can make old number
plate for my old car that I haven't had since
the end of last year.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
And God, please tell me you got rid of your
car properly. She said, please, I got rid of my
car properly. And I said, well, this isn't possible because
I don't have that car. I'm a masdebassador. I've actually
been gifted a car hashtag gifted hashtag.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
At and she said it was from March this year,
and then I remembered and we talked about this on mom.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
My Bloody Mother.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
He got a ticket, got the ticket, didn't you pay that?

Speaker 4 (30:03):
And never paid it and then left the country so
abandoned a crim on.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
The Rusick Classic boomer, leaving a younger generation to pick
up their mess to pay for them.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
And said to me, oh, you better pay that, because
of course it was addressed to me, because the car
was still reges under my name at this time, and
I obviously didn't pay it.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
So this still feels like to me, is no like
follow up letter?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Well there probably was.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
You know.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I said to the woman on the phone, well, why
haven't I received any letters about this? And she looked
up the far she said, you've received three?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Really?

Speaker 4 (30:38):
And she said can I confirm your address? And I
said yes, and she said yes, these letters have been
sent to the address. I can send you copies of them.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
They're all daated. Okay, your mail. Someone's got evidence.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
God, I hate when it's stacked up against you, photos
of you.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
And the bus line like that is me? What have they?
Heaps of fees? Added a mog've added a bunch of things.
What did it start out as? And what has it
ended with?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Started out of sixty and now it's one hundred and
thirty five?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Wow? And have you talked to your mother about this?

Speaker 7 (31:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Because actually, really I'm like, who, who? Where does the
problem lie?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
She did the crime, she passed on the crime to
me and I and I adopted the crime and I said, okay,
I paid this, and then I did.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
She's at least going to pay the original sixty.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
You reckon a she pays sixty. I paid seventy five.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, we'll just ask her to amend the well so
that you get that sixty dollars at some stage.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Actually, yeah, my brother's not saying a dime of that.
He doesn't get a dime.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
This is how this is how the world mum owed
me sixty a time. And here's the paper trail from Modge.
Yeah plays z MS, Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Last night, I have to say I watched a film.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I'm unset.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
I'm unset on what show I want to watch because
I was going to hit Sopranos and then we dropped
an Arrested development situation.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Started Arrested one Yees season one, episode one, Oh My,
There's always money in the Banana stands stair. It is
one of the greatest TV comedies ever made. Yeah, ever
may but.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
I can't decide that might be watching Shameless, which is
like a nice easy watch the American vision, but yeah,
that rules. Yesterday, my friend from Australia is staying and
they're making me watch just Australian goods. And I got
to tell you about this new film. It's a horror movie,
which I immediately was like, no thanks, but it's called Bring
Her Back, and it's got Sally Hawkins, who's a British
actress in it, but she's playing Australian and I will

(32:31):
say her accent work is phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
And I know that, Yeah, I know that you're also phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah, it's called Bring Her Back, and it is you
know when you watch a horror film, but it's like,
it's like, and I'm not going to say it's on
this tier because people are arguing it's the best film
of all time, but you know when you watch Parasite
and you're like, there's a kind of a horror film
that is very like artistically done and well done and
was like actual good writing and great characters and great performances.

(32:57):
Bring Her Back is there? I think it's in cinema
at the moment in Australia, but it's you can watch
it online. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Do you know you talked about The Sopranos, which you
can stream on knon By the way, Secret Sound coming
up again at eight o'clock. It'll take you three days,
fourteen hours to watch that classic masterpiece of television. I've NonStop,
non stop. Yeah, that's non stop, NonStop. I just finished
Hostage on Netflix. That's one of the big shows at
the moment.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Very good. It's very good, and you're watching a little
five parta. What are you watching at the moment? Money Hunts?
Oh yeah, I finally five watched it.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Finally watching it and I know producing Shannon is you
called it a comfort show.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, that's weird. I'm watching this.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I was thinking last night I was watching it and
I was like, this weird that this is a comfort
show for Shannon.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
I've rewatched it multiple times. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Do you watch it in Spanish or do you watch
it dubs?

Speaker 8 (33:49):
I dub because I crochet.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Sixty xcent. Oh my, got the accents a sixty.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
When I dub a show, I always give myself a
five minute test a period to get their vibes in
their language, and then I'll swape original six accent. Yeah, okay,
be trashy with the dub. But there's also something else
on Netflix which you need to go and watch. It's
going super viral on TikTok. It's currently number two in

(34:17):
the world on Netflix. It's a documentary called Unknown Number
The High School Catfish. Now, I won't give it away,
and I would recommend not googling.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
This before you watch it.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
This keeps getting recommended to me. I thought about it.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
Yeah, so it's basically about a young girl and boy.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
There are a couple in high school.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
They're about thirteen fourteen, and they get added to a
group chat with someone who begins to cyber stalk them
and cyber harass them. Very extreme case. And you find
out who it is in the documentary. But yeah, don't
google it first.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Just watch it.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
It's an hour and a half and it's real good.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Okay, okay, goggle good and produce a Carwen.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
What are you watching?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Oh? That show was made by the same people that
did Don't If with Cats With Cats.

Speaker 7 (34:59):
Also The Swindler, and they just released one about Juzzy
I forgot his last name.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Smiles Yes, his own like that right, and he's in
it a that doc and.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
The people who did the beating up. They have everyone
involved in the crime.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Jussy Smilett or whatever his name is y. Yeah, yeah good.
A shout out to a.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I heard a New Zealand accent on the show. So
I love hearing a New Zealan accent on the show.
It was Ed James's accent on Alien Earth. The origin
story of Alien, the whole Alien franchise.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Played my sister once on Golden Boy. Just hold on.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I'm just looking at a picture different mums or adopted adopted.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I mean James Rolinson was our brother. So you do
the math what happened. He might have been a huge
light up. Yeah, driver looked at us with the two mums.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
It was like, and so you were birthed by the
white mar main. That's the storyline that we're going here.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
But you don't know. She's amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
So bre Peters, who's a key exit actress, who's Winston's daughter.
I think she keeps had a secret. She was on
the Australian film Bring Her Back.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
She just up and I love it. I love hearing
her New Zealand accent. What are you watching? You know what?

Speaker 5 (36:22):
I did a massive binge rewatch of Six in the City.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I watched both the movies.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
Terrible movie.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Of the story, you know.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
But I'm getting up to the finale of and just
like that, and then it's being done done, and then
Carry Bradshaw is dead.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Okay, what's the deal with Hunting Wives?

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Apparently it's really good, but I haven't watched it myself.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Everyone's talking about it. Terrible wig situation. Great, you've got
a reality show. No no, no no on Netflix. Oh
you know it's not. I think it's both. Actually it's on.
It's really good as well.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Netflix just announced puting their prices up against Sophie trades
New England but East Texas and falls into a wealthy
social It's magnetic orbit.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I saw Kate Hudson. Is that the main women look alike?

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Carlhen you flip unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Anyways, the leader age, the lead at Chris was like, oh,
we had a situation with the weg where like we
ordered this fancy but it didn't fit, so we had
to use bad ones until and so you can see
the progress of her wigs throughout the show.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Right, Okay, Well, lots for us to watch in Binge.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Play Zidims, Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
So we want to know how far you went to
impress a crush a girl she had on TikTok. She said,
if you're down bad, it could be worse. I once
told my situationship that I won NFL tickets because I
wanted to go on a trip with him. By the way,
this is a lie, asked if he wanted to come,
and I took him to a Seattle Seahawks game at
five hundred ticket plus flights and an airbnb spent two

(38:12):
thousand dollars on I've never told him that it was
actually a lie. Told him I won the whole thing,
and he ended it three days after we returned.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Oh god, okay, yeah, he only stayed with it for
the free trip.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
But like, why don't you.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Just say you want a free dinner and then just
pay for the dinner, you know, like, I know, like
a free trip. That's like that's a big test immediately. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, I guess you know you're gonna know if
you like someone after a week end away with them
exactly correctly.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
But just the lie of it, Like how just be
like he's gonna think this is really cool. I'm like,
oh my god, it one is insane trip. Do you
want to calm like, because I'm so chill, I would
never buy us a trip that's insane.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
So I want to know how far did you go
to impress someone?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Because people while all the time about being into sports,
got I love.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Mountain biking hospital that's up in the hospital.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
What kind of bike do you ride. Oh man, the
mountain one, the mountain, the one that two wheels.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
It's actually Germans.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
You probably won't actually recognize the brand. It's actually in
the shop at the moment. So I guess if we
will hit the slopes, I have to go. I have
to hire slopes.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Okay, Well, maybe you've done this. Maybe you've kind of,
I don't know, exaggerated some skills. Maybe you said you're
into rock climbing. Yeah, yeah, and you were halfway up
a mountain face and you were like, I don't know
how I get down or up?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah. Or you just did something insane to impress them.
This is what we want to know.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
God, maybe you've just bought something insane insanely expensive. Yeah,
you bought something to impress them. Died you hear on
eight hundred dollars at him. We'd love to hear stories.
Now you can text through nine six nine six. How
far did you go to impress a crush?

Speaker 4 (39:50):
A woman lied and said she'd want to trip to
an NFL game that cost your two thousand dollars, when
really she just simply booked and paid for it all
and he left her three days later.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, he's like no, you're a bit much. I feel
like he just knew she was a bit much. Yeah, Levy,
what did you do to impress a date?

Speaker 6 (40:10):
So?

Speaker 14 (40:10):
I was fifteen, didn't have any money. I was dating
this thood he's but older than me, into skateboarding, and
for his birthday I borrowed two hundred and fifty dollars
off my older brother never paid that and went to
k Road to a vintage shop and bought him this
really old school seventies skateboard and he loved it, and

(40:34):
I was like, yes, I'm like the best girlfriend ever.
He broke as but yeah, we lasted about a year.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Oh it's not bad a year, I know, girl.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Man has come up on the show. But how much
was a skateboard? Because it's got a you've got to
get a dollar a day out of that.

Speaker 14 (40:49):
Yeah, it was about two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay about yeah, but a dollar a day a little
board after a year escapeboard, yes, a skateboarder. Yeah, worry
about on your skateboarding, Jouniy Hayley. You told us the
other day that's your next momentary infatuation.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Man, and I haven't stopped thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
I've been like watching a lot of videos of female skateboarders,
and I believe we have actually reached out, okay to
someone who may be getting involved in coaching me to skateboard.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I'm looking at the gears, though I don't. I can't
wait to deal with you in a slang or in.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
A I've broken a limb since I was a kid, okay.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
And they just get and the bones just get strong
and strong as you get older. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Let me some more messages the things you did to
impress a crush.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I pretended I was into Jesus. Didn't we all vaun
did that? Haven't we all been?

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Like?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
And they sing and you're like, it's better be worth it.
I told my crush I liked him a lot when
I didn't. I only just only just to break to
my friend that I had a boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh my god, that's hilarious. But you must like the crush, right.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I spent two hundred dollars on a merch from a
gig where we went on a date. I didn't even
like the band, and they the bandit up getting canceled,
so I wasn't even able to.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Wear the merch.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
The band got canceled, so also didn't get a relationship
out of it.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
The band was canceled. Somebody in the banded something atrocious,
and obviously, if we can get seven six two, if
you can just tell us ask personally what band it was.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I'm just gonna message the meg too, because you know,
in the time they send that message, they might have
got out of the car.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I told a fella I could motocross ride so we
don't lie, and then he took me out. I crashed
on the first hole and thought I'd broken both my legs. Well,
he went to get the car and trailer to pick
me up and then realized my legs were totally fine.
But it made out that I was injured. So I
didn't look at such a twitter and I couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I made a one off tv ad. I wrote the music.
She didn't know It's Me. I came out and said
I have a ring for mess and I liked her
a lot. What not quite sure?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
I reckon give that you give it a ride?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
No, you've missed it retail text. I made a one
off tv ad. I wrote the music, she didn't know
It's Me talk part I came out and I said.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I have a ring for me. I liked her a
lot long.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Oh it just sounds like wasn't an engagement ad.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I don't know. I don't know they are.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
My sister bought a horse to unpress a dude Jesus
far expensive. Yeah, they didn't work out, and now I'm
looking left looking after her horse as well as my horse.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Goodness. And then once you got one horse too, did
you the money?

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Thing about the Ford Falcons car guys and girlies will
appreciate this. I studied the difference between x W x Y,
x d x E and x EF Ford Falcons must
have worked with me together for twenty x.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Y Falcons is my favorite falcon. You're right.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
But if a girl came in and was like x Y,
you gotta be crazy, man. It's and you're like, cause
she not a Falcon?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Maybe yeah, or a car SIAT cover.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah, it's easier with a big falcon logo on the
big Ford Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. My friend took the doubt work.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
We don't got to hear a makeup done, brought a
new outfit, then Herbert into the city, where her date
packed her up for drinks and dinner and she said,
I've just come straight from work, so she spent the
afternoon prepping.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
But she's like, this is just what you can explain.
We call that false advertising.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
We've all snuck out a bed in the morning and
gone to the bathroom, brushed our teeth, put on some concealer,
quaft the heir, and hop back into bed.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yeah, and you can tell because they smell like mouth wash. Yeah.
We smell so fresh, like flowers and licerine.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah. I met my now fiance online. We were talking
a lot before that. I'm a Kiwi here's from Chicago,
so it's safe to say I went all the way.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
To Chicago to see my cry. Oh yeah, I've never been,
never been. Oh did you want autumn? I've been in
summer and winter and it's see it's beautiful. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
The Bean, Oh no, I've the bean, been to the
Bean a couple of times, big bean. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
My wife fifteen years ago, when we were first dating,
told me she was really into cars. And when I
told her about my Subaru WRX with a manual transmission,
she was like, yeah, then I love that. I love
cars and I'll only have a drive manual. So one
night after a few beers. I let her hop in
the d have.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
A seat to take us home, and she said, what's
off the third peddle?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Laugh?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
I thought it was a pretty good joke. She was
not joking.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
She nearly blew up the transmission trying to smash through gears.
Oh my god, I have to being like man people
that drive order, it's not really driving.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I was talking to a guy who lives in Melbourne
who's in my D and D group.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Oh god, that's roll dice, roll some dice.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Our mutual friends were having a housewoman in Auckland, so
I said, if it, oh, buy your flights to come over.
I'll pick you up from the airport and housing for
the weekend. It went so well, he's paid for my
flights to see him for our three month anniversary in
a few weeks.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Also, they're doing a long distance incontinent intercontinental trans Tansman
transman relationship, a transs relationship somebody else. My crush was
really into art. He and I saw him doing pottery
and I was like, well, I can't say I like
pottery or know how to do pottery. He can teach

(46:00):
me the pottery. I'll tell him I'm a painter. Yeah,
and he was.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Then he's like me too, and I was like, oh,
I just say it went like a Jackson Pollock. And
have you seen insurance painting? I mean, I love you insuring.
You're the kindest man and always so generous with your
time and energy and interviews, and your music's undoubtedly fantastic,
and you're a brilliant one stops.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Not listening, but the painting. The painting. He's just.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
That gets a hobby, yeah, plains and swings them around
and punches the hole in it.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Wi wi wi. So you could do that, person.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I don't know you have the end of the story
how the story ended on, but if it's ongoing, you
could just do that.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Plays flesh Born and play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Now, just before we get to this fashion abomination.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Thank you for calling it what it is, Fletch.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
We'll just say quickly we are running a promotion at
the moment Forefather's Day, which is this Sunday.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
It isn't it has one.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
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(47:23):
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Speaker 3 (47:28):
It's really nice because we've also had some texts.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
That are like Fats sports.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Laugh.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I think fat that we must award a text like
that tomorrow. You know, that is summing up their dad.
And that's exactly what we've asked you to do.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
We haven't. Okay, let's talk about this fashion abomination.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Now.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
About a year ago I reckon pointy shoes re entered
the mainstran.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Does Georgia Bert have some of these pointy shoes and
pointy shoes? Georgia Burt, can you come? And here is she? No? No,
you've got that's got a bit of a rounded toe
on her.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Now Georgia bit is and studio and Gary soon will
complete his side quist, hopefully to jackpot secret sound of
fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Yeah, surprised about what I have to do for that.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
It's pretty easy, say pretty easy, pretty easy, but Fletch
couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
So yeah, we'll see what was a male polish? I'd
never use it. What did you do? You got to
you gotta sniff a cent? Oh and actually shocking.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Oh, well, well I'm good with my hand. It may
not be a jackpot of fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Now, you do often rock a pointed shoe.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
And a half shoe, and they want to talk about
that abomination, a pointed shoe, a real pointy toe.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, what's those feet? Do you wear? Nine?

Speaker 4 (48:39):
So I'm just feet look hoofier longer. I can't wear
a point of shoe. I'm already rocking a tin. So
then we got a ten foot, and then you're putting
more of the point on.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
We're rocking a boat. You're almost squeezing your toes into
that point. Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, I look like a clown. Well,
there is a new trend. Okay, get this Georgia.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
So it's not just a pointed shoe, it is a
pointed sports trainer.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
That's hideous.

Speaker 11 (49:08):
I can I wear some rogue shoes because you guys
call me out for all the rogue shoe collection. But
also I've got expensive taste in my shoes, sober I
would never that is who makes that?

Speaker 4 (49:20):
So it's not a like, not a well known brand.
It's just some random thing. But it's becoming a trend
that's popping not.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
That's not catching on nobody. So just imagine your gym shoe.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
This one's light pink for example, laser like with the
netting and the thick things, but just at the end
where it would round off at points those LISMI.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
You couldn't run in to be for what I am
thinking is you could.

Speaker 11 (49:45):
You know how sometimes you squeeze your feet into some
places in the gym and you've got to hold your.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Foot there and they like do a sit up. Yeah,
perfect for that small a little hook in the I
don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
No, produce a girl as we've seen this as well.
Where are we at with the pointed shoes?

Speaker 8 (50:01):
My goodness.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
I have seen people say that they want to wear
this with a business pant, like a long pants. So
you've just got the pointed toe popping out. It's less
obvious it's a trainer. And then it's a lot more
comfy in the workplace.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
But there are comfy shoes you can wear in the workplace. Yeah,
I'm in a workplace. I'm wearing a lovely truck.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Taylor also like as a girl with a sizeline foot,
like it's going to make me look.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
On the show, we've got some big hoo, they say
big socks. The show down so hard to make this
a highbrow show. And you know something for the whole
family to listen to, you coming, just explain to my

(50:47):
kids in the car Georgia that are big foot generally
indicates the size of a male's genitals.

Speaker 11 (50:51):
Yeah, I don't say that, my kids.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
You can leave the studio actually gladly play z M S.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Fleshborn.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
And what are you still hiding from your parents? Anything
you do? Tattoos? I've got like that Swasta Karama that.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Rror Yeah yeah, right right right, Well I still don't
have any tattoos.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
You dont care if you did, No, they wouldn't care.
But would you? Did you hide your first tattoo from
your mum?

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Not?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
She knew it, and she grabbed my back and kissed
it all over before I went. She said, why are
you doing that? So she she hasn't known about all
of mine bar one. Okay, anyway, so I want to
know why what you what you are currently hiding as
an adult from your parents.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Because there was a girl who's gone viral online.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
She's been vlogging her vacation, visiting her folks and taking
bits on how long it'll take them to notice that
she's had her tongue split in body modification.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
So she's like a lizard person.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Now you can't them and you can you train them
to move separately?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Is there any Yeah, you can't far down as a
cart it's to the middle half far back with a
piece would go.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
That's yeah yeah yeah, and you split and then you
can train them to go like that. I wanted you
who's got it done? How would you in an ice block?
Do you reckon? You do that in record?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Double what? You're doing this for someone else to think
about too? Yeah yeah, okay, right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
But now that I've seen you do that, that's and
then once you've done that, can.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
You go back? You can't stitch your beat. I mean
like a flesh tunnel.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
You just got this like your packet floppy? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
but hey it's.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
You know you do with your body where you are.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
But your parents still haven't noticed, not notice somebody with
a split time.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Because if you talk like this you're just like, you're
not really looking at my tongue a lot. You see
my teeth, you still see a bit of a pink
thing near, but.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Like, but then the ear temperature changes and you have.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
To go or a fly or a fly flies passing you,
or a little mouse, Ye, skate's mine.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
You canna eat it because you're a snake.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
And so she's gone home and still how long has
it been on her vog now that her parents haven't noticed?

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Wow? Days basically right days? And people are like, when
are they.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
Going to go?

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Put your bloody tongue out? What have you done there?
I couldn't imagine many parents being stoked with that. No,
but I want to know what are you still hiding
from your parents? Perhaps a marriage?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Perhaps, yes, I was going to say, a relationship, could
be something on your body.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Could be a divorce, you separated from you about people
like that don't tell their parents or their friends when
a relationship.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Ends for a while, just because they don't want to
have to deal with it.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah, the questions, the messages, and there's a there's a
very common theme.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
There is a very common theme, very common theme.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Some of the first person said, hiding my ADHD diagnosis.
I don't want my mum's judgment and denial that that
thing even exists.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, that's fine. It hard to understand. What if they
had the sage.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
No, I'm currently hiding from my father that both my
son and I have had an ADHD diagnosis and are
on medication. He wouldn't understand. It's too much of a
boomer and I don't want that discussion. And someone else said,
I'm hiding that I'm back on the antidepressants. Who common
the first three?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
But then also someone just sticks and like arm vapor.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah, no, that mum will catch you when she smells
cheery and the lad no blueberry, She's like.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Where are they? Who's got a pine?

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Ola had hadrew DALs and would love to hear from
your tickster nine six nine say.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
What are you a grown adult still hiding from your parents?
What are you still hiding as a grown adult from
your parents? Because a girl has gone viral online for
documenting how long it takes for appearance to notice that
she's had a body modification.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
She split her tongue. A lot of people hiding a lot.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Man, my mom doesn't know that I've had to get
braces again in my thirties.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Why why would your mom care about that? Because retainer
and I've already paid for bracelests.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
It certainly isn't any of our mothers. But you know,
people have those mothers that make everything about themselves and
it's like you've got I've got braces again. Well, I
it's I'm just a failure and I didn't keep them
on long enough when you were young. You know everyone, Yeah,
he's made his mom's a bit like dramatic and has
to make everything about yourself. So you don't tell them
because you can't be mother worse would fall out anonymous?
Good morning? What don't your parents know? What are you hiding?

Speaker 9 (55:22):
Hell y?

Speaker 10 (55:24):
Hi morning. So my family doesn't know that my partner
and my child went to Europe last year for we
were living with them at the time. We have a
secret for ages and one day we were like, okay,
we're going now two and then we left and they
still don't know a year later.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Wait, so you went to Europe as well?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Or was just your partner and you just said the
three of you went to Europe for two weeks. There's
no photos, you didn't come back. You're not actullently like,
oh it was that when we were in Paris part
of you.

Speaker 10 (55:57):
No, we keep a secret from everyone, why though, because
we knew that they would not approved. It's like the
money that we had to spend to.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Go, Yeah right, living with them and you weren't really
paying your way. But where did they think? Everyone went?

Speaker 10 (56:19):
For two weeks my partner lied and said that we
were going to Bali with my family because they've got cancer.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
You used to cancer. Why renized your father in law's cancer? Wow?

Speaker 10 (56:39):
Yeah, they still don't know. They're so cololess.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
I think they had an inkling when you all came
back with a ten Ye. I mean he was in Bali,
you were in Europe. Yeah, so good cover. Okay, Anonymous,
Thank you, Dylan. What don't your parents still know.

Speaker 15 (56:57):
They were being married seven years? Actually believe we're being
married two years?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
What did it earlier?

Speaker 2 (57:05):
What did you just have a like a like a
real quick shotgun wedding or something.

Speaker 15 (57:10):
Yeah, so we're not quite a shotgun wedding. We don't
actually have any kids smilear right now. But yeah, so
we originally got a lope within the first couple of
months have been together because we knew we were the ones,
so we're happy when.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
You know you know, don't you you know? You know?

Speaker 15 (57:26):
Yeah, exactly. But then obviously none of the family was there,
so we did a celebration for a wedding to everyone
else five years later.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
So did did you have a celebrant there that you
just said her? I don't need to do the papers.

Speaker 15 (57:39):
She was, She was on the end, so she knows
what was up. So there are a couple that do know,
but our parents.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
If I wanted the wedding, how many people were then
and how many people knew?

Speaker 15 (57:51):
There was about sixty and maybe I think string knew.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
That.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
The seat boy, I love that. That's so funny. That's
so good, Dylan. Thank you some messages in what are
you still hiding from your parents?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
When I was twenty two, I lied to my parents
about going to rat Tonguel with my girlfriend. I wasn't
allowed a girlfriend. Now I'm just going to pause and
revisit the start of the sentence when they said when
I was twenty.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Two, not allowed a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I allowed a girlfriend at twenty two told them I
was going for a trip around the North Island with
the boys, but went to Rara Tonga with my girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Okay, we are not allowed a girlfriend at twenty two
and you're going on a trip with the boys. So
I'm hearing a hit for sixual. I immediately went, you're
a lisbian. You winn't allowed a girlfriend? You went allowed
to be gay? No, we've got a male text then.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yeah, maybe or maybe alloways no because lesbian's like to
move it after like a week.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah, maybe they're a pass mover.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
I'm hiding a marriage from my appearance. My partner and
I got married so I could join them for a
longer time overseas. And while while he has told us
a whole family, I haven't told any of my family
of friends in New Zealand or my home country. I've
got family coming to visit me this summer for Christmas,
and I feel like someone's going to spill the beans.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Yeah, I reckon tell them. That's a big secret. Tell
them now, so they've got time to get over before
they get here.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
So many head of marriages. I got married for a
student allows twenty eight year ago. My parents stall don't know,
twenty eight years.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Has it been divorced? Surely?

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah, I'm hiding my entire home life. I co own
a funeral home with my parents. And no, I don't
want to brunch on Sunday. I'm exceptionally hungover. And you
will not approve of the naughty antics I've been up to.
I had a tongue when I six. Then I had
my tongue peace for a year before my parents found out.
I laughed when out of dinner and there was no
hiding it. Also have tattoos all over that my dad

(59:29):
doesn't know about it. I'm thirty two and he's none
the wiser. He's so anti. It's not with the drama.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Yeah, just put on a cardigan and a lot of
this is just pre ats, sead of just old school lay. Yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Car accident rolled my truck down a cliff, totaled the truck,
Insurance paid out. I wasn't hurt, the road was closed
for ambuluss and police cars. But I just knew it'd
be too dramatic to tell my parents about, so I
didn't tell them. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
I grew up in a church.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Husband came out as gay a few years ago, and
I won't be telling my parents. And I'm having grade
sex with the my new partner of eleven months now,
I've got this so inquished. Yes, why do the parents
believe that you're still together? Or they just don't know
why you broke up? So everyone knew right that was coming.
You always know that's coming. Yeah, God can only hold
down the boyant gay for so long.

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
It's like when you're at a pool and you try
to keep the paddle board underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
It'll always come to the top.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Oh, eventually it bubbles out and I'll smack you right
in the mouth too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
You're not careful.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
I'm hiding that while I was house sitting for my
parents that the police raided the house for drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Oh, for the appearance drugs or their drogs, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I had my almost full sleeve of tattoos from my
mum for four years.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Parentheses were Asian clothes paras.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
When my older sister and I got matching tattoos, I
made hortel mom first to gage your reaction before I
didn't surprising when she was okay with it. Oh, I
got one to Mum even asked if she could get
a match in one too. Oh, Mum, I'm hiding where
I live from my dad. I don't know where I live. Yeah,
my husband is hiding a child from his parents.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
The child is the result of an affair. He cheated
on me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
We have three kids together, and he hasn't told his
parents about his other child, who is seven seven. Well,
you better hope they don't do an ancestry dot Com test.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
We're all spitting and tubes coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Six months I had from my family that my marriage
was over and I was living with a friend. When
I would visit them, I was just say, she's too
busy to come.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
That's sad.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Yeah, I'm hiding from my parents how much tea and
coffee I drink and we might have a more than
on our hands. Why would you, mumy, You'll never guess
I had five Copps today because Mormons don't what Mormans
don't do coffee, don't they? But they might not even
be No, why else would you be hiding the coffee
and tea.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
You don't have Mormons listening to the show we do.
We're very popular with the Mormons. Have you seen that video?
We're pamilar with the coffee drinking Mormons have seen more
Mormons the real way.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
The Mormon's gotta knock on the door and there's a grind.
Someone's got to grind a doormat and they back away
and everyone's like, how did he know?

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Ah, grind a door.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I have not seen that body's yet. No, I don't
imagine it. They'd be a big salary.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Yeah, I'm hiding that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I'm actually a really good cook for context, became a
good cook and have just moved back home and we
don't have to have to make dinner and make it bad,
so i don't have to do it too often.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Because I'm expect it every night. It's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah, oh yes, so many people hanging things from your parents.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Yes, father's that this week in the band off for
his present. Tell him everything you've never told him.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
You go aheady, fathers his days Fletch vrawn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Plays ms fletched one and Haley Fact of the day,
Day Day, day day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Did cheese Fact of the day, And today we're looking
at the oldest cheese ever found. It was found in Egypt.
No surprises there, three thousand, two hundred years old. It
was a mix of ship, no.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Sheep, sheep, a fine mixture of silk, beautiful Mexic.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
I mean it had gone to ship. It occurred all
after three thousand, two hundred years. Yeah, it was a
mix of cow, sheep and goat milk, and it was
discovered in the Pyramids Ricken.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
They made it by accident back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
So this is how, this is why I will tell
you now about the nomadic people of Africa and how
cheese was started thousand years ago. Okay, nomadic peoples carried
containers made from animal stomachs. Animal stomach they would eat
the animal, they'd keep the stomachs. They'd wash it out
in a creek and they'd feel it was water like
a bladder. And if they were going into a dry climate, yep,
they'd have water reserves because they didn't have stanley speck then.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
I don't believe. So, okay, we just might have cheap
that's chicking. I have to chick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
There no stanley cups, dupes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
No, no nos.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
So they would make animal stomach containers to carry around water.
They would also carry milk when they saw and you
know they old jogger God, what was the first guy
that milk a cow?

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Thin kid?

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Well, obviously we are breastfeed as children. We are of
the mammal clan. And they see other mammals feeding on
the milk, and they're like, well, obviously that's a ready supply.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yeah. He was probably just goddamn brain. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Anyway, so they knew milk was highering energy and give them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
They probably didn't put it like that. How many kill
drels in that milk?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Nothing like that, But they knew they could get more
energy from it, so they would store it in the
animal stomach containers. But they believe there was that natural rennt, yes,
that's in it, that curdles the milk and turns it
to cheese. And so they believe that that and the
lining curdled the milk, creating sort of a cottage cheese.
Oh okay, but they were like yum, yum, yum. Someone

(01:04:51):
had to do that first and be like it's shall
soft and lumpy.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
They thought.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
They just thought hungry, hungry. That was eatable.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
I keep going, that was eatable. And then in the
hot climates that made the milk last longer. When they
were you know, and they could get more energy out it,
that lasted longer. So the oldest physical cheese found in
Egypt mesopotomia, which is a fun thing to say.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Yeah, sort of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
A lot of Middle East, Middle East, they found tablets,
uh carved and stone iPads with cheese ingredients.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Hello, they found stone tablets, your cheeky beggar.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Of course they didn't have tablets back the Yeah, so
we boy. It was two thousand years before Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
They found stone tablets that mentioned like basically like cheese
recipes and how to make cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
And it was it was the first like two tablet stones.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Like a real old story, really old sorry about how
the Oracle used to make cheese for the just.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Give to them food blogger. No one cares so cheese
for the Greeks.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
If we're going to continue through our walk through. His
tree was considered a gift from the gods. Homer's Odyssey,
not Homer Simpson. Homer Odyssey, which was like eight hundred
years before Christ. They talk about the cyclops in the
middle of the maize making sheep's milk cheese. That's in
the story, and the Romans actually like made it so
you could make mass produce a bit more cheese. That's

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when they brought in the plastic slices. The Romans individually.
Can you imagine if they hadn't collapsed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
The Roman Empire.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Yeah, you're killing it right now. The sandals, I can
imagine it. I mean they made cheese slices, the blinds, Yeah,
the I won't say that one, but yeah, they.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Did a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, where you were going? Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Three thousand year old texts that part of me, there's
three thousand You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
That distracted me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Come and talk to my button and has.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
We have to leave.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
So there's three thousand year old texts from India. We're
describing dani and paneer, which are a type of cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Of course, I love.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
China even had cheese, which kind of surprises me because
previous factor of the days we've learned about the percentage
of people with lactose and tolerance in Asia with Asian
ancestry significantly higher than those from other parts of the world.
But they had some, they had some cheeses. Now around
the world, these cultures all made cheeses from different things.
I just quickly tell you that you can get buffalo

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milk cheese, mozzarella yea, yeah, buffalo mozzarella, mozzrella yum, yack
milk and Tibetan Nepal Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Makes a very hard chewy cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
But like super rich and fats and energy, and you
need that if you're going to scarper up that bloody
everest more than.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Yeah balls back then? Did they no foozballs?

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Those you took that time and luke foozball.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Food fruzeball foods balls, the game you play on the table.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
I was like I would the ancient Nippolese people were
playing fall, That's what.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I said, frozeball and they never one square.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Merely the horses milk in Central Asia, because of course
I'm not having horse cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I've have a bit of horse cheese milk reindeer milk,
which you can still get.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Yeah, animal cat cheese, and it calls cat milk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
And of course if you can milk enough out of
a cat, you can make your very own cat cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Yeah, very much like Fita, So very crumbly cat cat milk.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Great on a cracker with a little sour crowd. Thank you,
We're going to do that. Today's fact the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Oldest the oldest physical cheese found three two hundred years old,
found in Egypt. Fact of the day, Day Day, Day, Day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Dude, do play z M's flesh worm and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Are we ready?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Yeah? Girl Mass Girls, Girls, that's Herman Dance. Welcome to
the studio, Rosbos, Hello, Hello, rass boss is in because
a few weeks ago Haley with the company credit card,
the show credit card and hand you purchased from trade
me a life sized ceramic German shepherd.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
I did, and we named him well the listeners as well,
herm and the German and we threw him a huge
German celebration yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Made his way at the country. I really love the
video that the Girls produce you today.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Go and check it out on our socials.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
You see a little snippet of his whole journey up
the up the mill too to return to us.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
We'll not return to to.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
Arrive and one that was like this is greater than
the Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Yeah. Oh, there is actually quite a bit of bullying
about Bourne's pasty white skinny legs deserved.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
And a lot of attention for the honkism for the
and I thank you legs and legs and honkers.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Legs and legs and legs and breast. It's a cast quarterback. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Now, we thought that we would bring back Girl Math
for a one off to justify the twelve hundred dollars
that I spent ross from the company cretic.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Asking you, I haven't processed it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Yet, processed what do you? What do you put that under?
Like catering, catering event or a client function?

Speaker 13 (01:10:24):
I think, yeah, I've done pretty well with miscellaneous over
the years.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Oh okay, because that could be anything.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
I assume we don't have a receipt for this, because.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Sure is there a level where management are like, you know,
don't worry so much about a miscellaneous.

Speaker 13 (01:10:39):
Nothing unofficial, just dunk it in trouble. And I haven't yet,
but a ceramic dog's up there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Yeah, twelve hundred dollars. You can't hide in a miscellaneous line.
I just it doesn't feel like a miscellaneous total amount.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
So I mean, if he's anything, he's miscellaneous.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
So I will say I want to start off by saying,
this is much cheaper than buying an actual German shepherd.
But because I worked out the cost of owning this
is from money Hub and SBCA so trusted sources ross BOS,
the cost of owning a German ship at average yearly
cost is sixteen hundred bucks one thousand, six hundred and
eighty six dollars a year.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
I'd say with pet insurance and feeding and registration and
bit visits, that would be on the light end of it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
And there's no fl Fridays here anymore either, So totally because.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Of it was actually a real German shep and the better,
better worker. I think it growled.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
He could hear you. Your people did not do that,
so I don't want to do what they did.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Did those people have a history.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
So sixteen thousand a sorry, sixteen hundred dollars and he
was he's from nineteen eighty. There was something we learned
about his history nineteen eighty, so that's forty five years
that he's been around.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
If we had a forty five year old dog.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
From nineteen eighty to today, that would have cost seventy
five thousand dollars eight hundred and seventy bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Arguably wouldn't let me putting that on a credit card.

Speaker 13 (01:12:00):
He's from nineteen eighty, nineteen eighty, that's when I was born.
Can we go meth at forty five down to like
twenty seven?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Forty five years?

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
So if we're going to think, I mean even with
the broken leg, he'd go for another forty five thousand years.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Yeah, we've already saved.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
If I old just minus the twelve hundred I spent
on that, we've actually saved seventy four thousand, five hundred
dollars out the gay wait, okay, rather than buying a
German shepherd and then they die and we can buy
die and buy die, and by dying.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
You haven't put a price on mourning the loss of
a beloved pit. I mean, because I've been through it
a few I don't want to will better but Ford
a few times lately. And geez, I even cremation costs.
I think it costs us like hundreds of dollars to
get Lulu cricket, saving thousands.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
So saving thousands, So we're starting at a saving some
seventy five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Over to you, Shannon, to continue to say that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:56):
Well, obviously, as we know, Hermann traveled a very long way,
and I'm to this out because it wasn't a straight line.

Speaker 8 (01:13:01):
He did some details.

Speaker 7 (01:13:03):
He traveled twelve hundred kilometers and as we know, he
actually cost twelve hundred dollars, so we're talking a dollar
per k we got him up here, which is incredible.
I mean, how many people commute every day more than
a kilometer.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Heaps we actually rely.

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
On us exactly, and I'm also worked out the fuel
this would take if we actually personally had to go
pack up Perman.

Speaker 8 (01:13:22):
Obviously we had our incredible listeners help us.

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
We're looking at about three hundred dollars of fuel and
that doesn't even include the fairy, which he did get
a private room.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
So yeah, that's true, got the Bluebridge.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
Incredible travel.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
So we're actually made savings by not paying anyone to
help us getting him exact.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
So I'll just chuck on a two grand, shall we say?

Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
Yeah, okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
And then if that's not selling it for you, which
I can see ross, it's not think of it like this.
The average cost of therapy for one person for one
year in New Zealand is around six five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
And that's if you don't have much to work through
totally a week. Yeah's you're not, Hailey.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
So if we times that six thousand, five hundred by
the five of us, because it's helped all of our
mental house, I've got my.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Own therapy people and ed Roster pay so you might
need to take me out of that question.

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
Plus the twelve listeners that helped us get them up,
because they've all told me this was amazing. It's made
their way years. That is seventeen of us times six thousand,
five hundred are one hundred and ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Whow, we're just saving so much last ten Tha.

Speaker 13 (01:14:35):
That's a question that calculation though, Like a dog is
like therapy, but that's when you can like when it
kisses you and stuff was.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Around with you.

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
You're not straight from his mouth yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
You're not brought joy by herman, but you literally came
in with your water bottle and you want some.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
But you looked there's tongues out, so it looks thirsty.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
So these simple equations edited up as actually, so you
Ross and the company one hundred and eighty six thousand,
six hundred and seventy dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
That's like two secrets out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
I haven't even mentioned the free marketing and what you're
meant to bring in and maybe just is there are
vibe value as well, because I think you could probably
save the entire thousand media industry in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
We'll round that up to a quarter of a million.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
I reckon and I hope yeah, and I hope the
big Boss is really listening here that we have as
as a show.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
We've spent one tho two hundred dollars to save the
company a quarter of a million dollars. That's gill math.

Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
That's you know, basically free.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
It's basically basically free. That's making money over again, in fact,
that's making money. We're making money.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
I'll put that in the company financial reports.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
Yeah, yeah, you could just send them this if you want.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
Ye, you just seen them the sas help just sort
of girl math in the entire industry. I reckon. These
guys have got it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Yeah, we could do anything where actually girl math is
back permanently.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Well, so you're padding the dog play ZMS flesh Form
and Hailey Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Who does the day shows in with us now and
we're discussing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Spiky names now news.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
If you have a spiky name, if you're going to
a job interview, because names that have smoother, round flowing
sounds like Renee, Liam or Noel more likely to be
favored for certain roles over people with names.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Like Gretter, Tait or Christ. Spike names harsher sounds. So
that's what they mean by spikey.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
It just sounds Georgia, Georgia, Georgia.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
If you say, if you say.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Georgia, Georgia, even say, George is a bumpy name, but
it's not a spiky name.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
It's like Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
I do the sound of going over a jedibar too fast, Georgi,
I reckon.

Speaker 11 (01:16:43):
I say, it's so silly, like people be like, what's
your name? And I go Georgia, and I sound like
a five year old Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
George, Georgia, and I drew house and the chimney had
smoke coming out of that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Signed Georgia Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Three.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Do you know who has a very round name? Carwen? Carwen,
Carwen even care the Carwhen Shannon around, Hailey's like, Haley,
it's late Shannon. The name is round, Shannon is it
wasn't saying you around. She's lovely figure Shannon almost feels

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like it does.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
A loop Shannon forornin round.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
You know what spiky flitch.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Hundred it's the flitch chant.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Any any of the names of teas and the more
half going through the zidium Crow Brockrook, sharp name, how
they got jobs?

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
No, and your name?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Nine sex nine sex will tell you if it's sharp
or not.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Her name is Molly sounds, Molly sounds, Molly, Molly's around.
My name is Molly sounds like I am fine. Well
she capitalized sounds and put it right after Molly, so
I was assuming was Molly.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Molly Sounds is actually a great beautiful character in the book.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Olivia, Olivia, it feels like it's down to flip again.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
What about dear wreck?

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Yeah, Ellen, Miya, we've got some soft close just message.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Feels loopy and net at work.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Natasha, Natalie, Natalie, Patricia spiky you got.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
We have not lost our minds? Which names are spiky names?
Of which names are smooth, perfectly round? It is a
nice name.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
My name is Abby Swift. Abby, what like the car
Abby Swift, like Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
You've got the spikiest name that we've had.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Tid it's two peaks of to.

Speaker 11 (01:19:00):
Try and bikey guys, My mum's tixt In Adrian, Adrian, Adrian.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Not spiky, it's not sky.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Rolling and baby Luke Sdy Lucas Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
I'd say spiky, spiky, continue to She's spiking.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Joseph Circle, Joe, Georgia Luca Luca Spiky I'm sorry, Luca,
that's spiky Luca Beverly, that's my overly. No, No, that's
not spiking'slating Bridget.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Yeah, because you have your teas and your cas in there.
What about Savannah Wimer, Savannah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Spiky, Kate Spiky God and all these Kates and Bruce
and Britt wondering why the.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Bruce spikys.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
No, it's a bit, it's a big, It's a big
rounded Bruce slide.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
This is fun, This would be so funny to listen
to me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
All morning.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Shark.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
That's sharp, spiky. Louis Tiftong, Well, I don't know if
you can say to Louis Vuitton, but by I don't know.
Somebody didn't really expect English. I think the parents are
just trademark.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
My child. Louis another one in the bag. It'schi bag
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
If you enjoy that, give us a writing and review,
and be sure to tell your mates you don't sound
sincere there, but I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Just reading what's written here plays z ms Fletchborne and
Hailey