Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 4th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Foley's Big Pod, thanks to animates
making happy Cabin for peits, Fleehorne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Thank you, Brend, Good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch,
Vawn and Haileyott's two minutes past six and herm and
the German, Her and the Germans and Vaughan's just coming
in with his coffee.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
We usually starts to the morning Born.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, I'm just a light strolling good morning to all.
Thank you later, luck.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
He's cute, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (00:33):
It's wearing off though, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I Am I got called cute a few times.

Speaker 6 (00:38):
Yesterday, did you, little cutie?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
A legal professional. I've got a weird relationship with my
real estate lawyer. Yeahship, I love him. I want to
meet him. You tell me stories about him and I'm late.
He sounds graze. He's off the Sri Lanka today. Shout
out Colin.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Of course he is.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
He's a king man. Okay. We always have the cutest
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The movie which there's just been a remake out with
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Speaker 6 (01:26):
Where did you say that, as friends we should go?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
When are we going to go?

Speaker 6 (01:29):
We go?

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Yeah this weekend and I can't. I can't this weekend.
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They don't do nine am movies on No.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
One's playing the new Naked Gun at nine am.

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They don't open until late lunch time born unless it's
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On the top six is coming up and it's one
of summer's hottest fashion items. Yeah, apparently there's Bunning's hat
for five bucks. Is it like it's like a corduroy,
It's like cord roy those nickel them five panel hats.

(03:15):
I've never had one of those that comes close to
it in this You've got a Yeah, I've got a
small head. You've got a big head.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
That's why it works.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
That's why I've got a medium here. Yeah, we're all
sizes of heads. Are the head sizes of the spectrum.
But I got the top five other brands that needed five. Yeah,
I've decided to cut it back recession jurisicsion indicator. You
want to pay for six unless you want to come
in and do the top five during the five o'clock hour.

(03:44):
I think we'll keep it at six. How's that for
a trade off? Sounds good?

Speaker 5 (03:50):
I thought it would.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I thought it would. I wish colin my layers here
nixt on The show Man, a man has tracked down
his luggage and got quite a shot plays it in
Fleashborne and Haley Man has shared a wild story about
using ear tags to track down his stolen suitcase. Yeah,
there are rumors that Apple are going to bring our

(04:12):
ear tags too. You know, they've got a big announcement
coming up in a couple of weeks. New iPhones are
going to be different. I mean, it's just it's quite
a simple premise. Apparently they're going to make it well.
One of the rumors is they're going to make it
harder for people to disable the speakers, because that makes
it easier to track people little cliques, even though it
can still come up in your in your phone. But
one of the annoying things that they're not getting rid

(04:33):
of apparently is the fact that you still need to
replace the battery every year. Oh right, people would like
to see them do rechargeable right, or some kind of
nuclear battery that lasts like forever that I'm all for
nuclear batries. It was my election campaign. Yeah, it didn't
work though, did it? No?

Speaker 6 (04:50):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, So a man was flying into LA from Salt
Lake City. He was at the baggage carousel and his
bag wasn't coming, and all the other bags, all the
other bags were there, and so he got on his
find find mine and there was an an ear tagg
in a suitcase. At that point he saw it traveling

(05:12):
away from the airport.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
All right, so he doesn't have it.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Though, he doesn't have it, so he's like, okay, what
So he rushes up to the uber area and grabs
an uber and starts following this wife.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
He gets on the phone to his wife.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
She calls LAPD and they track the luggage to a building,
an abandoned building near my the airport police shower. They
lined up several people who were in the abandoned building.
I don't know if they were squatting or homeless, and
they just decided to.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Go to the airport to get a free bag.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I mean, that's actually really smart.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's really smart, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah, you can get yourself if your homess and gets
lf to the airport, grab a bar.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
You've got some nice new clothes.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Police showed up. They lined up several people in the building.
The man noticed one of them was wearing his clothes.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
That's quick, that's quite turn around.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
They're like, quickly get this on, really good turn around.
This T shirt's a bit of you.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
So police detained several people and he was able to
get most of his clothes back, although were they were
scattered through the building and his suitcase had been destroyed.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Quickly happened so quickly.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
And your place, you buy a pair of pants and
you wear them out of the store and the.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Tag off and you put the tag on the counter.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, I'll just wear them.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, I wear them. I'll wear them. And then they're like,
they give you the bag for the your old pen. Yeah, shoes,
and then I just threw them in the burnout.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Shoes straight into the burners.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
So play its fledgeborn and.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Haley, I'll tell you what. It's just a month and
a half really to Halloween and I've got your next
costume sorted and I, oh, well, if you can get
your hands on it. So she and the Fast Fast
fashion website, who we don't support, don't we know we
don't support.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I don't think I've ever bought anything from there, so
I haven't. I'm on the right side of this.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
Me too, I've never bought anything from Sann Okay, no, no, Darling,
I'm Karen, you know merch.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I've never seen you more offended than anything I've said.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
I look into you.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Wow, I've said some terrible thanks to you, some of the.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Worst slurs ever. And calling me a Shean girl is
actually want of Wow.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
That's actually the worst up there.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's up there.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay, I've processed it.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
So Shean is opening an investigation after a model on
their website modeling just a simple white men's shirt with
some lovely blue and green flowers on it has caused
que a steer on the internet, because I mean, that's
Luigi Mangioni, the.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
CEO murderer alleged and lied to it, that went on
the run in New York, and that's everyone when when
in love with the mod wow from prison, he definitely
didn't it's it's definitely I think an AI stuff up, right,
because they use AO models all the time. Right, I'll
just have mingas putting the shirts on, and then all

(08:09):
AI ming of them. Imagine being the minga that has
to wear all the shirts, get the photo taken though.
Yeah that's true. Yeah, yeah, butterface situation.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah, butterface your real butterface such. So it's a ten
dollars shirt and it definitely shows the accused me.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, and to be modeling this.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Shirt, I think after this news broke yesterday, it's been
taken down.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yes, but the shirt's also sold out. This is Halloween.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, Luigi Late with his curly hair, big beautiful smile
and this white cotton shirt.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Do you think this is one of those things that
a lot of fashion websites will do now, is use
AI to get very close to celebrity looking like you know,
video games have done this for years, Yes, you know,
like there'd be a James Bond esque character and it's
far away enough that you can't sue them, Yes, but
it's just enough that it looked like, I don't know

(09:07):
one of the famous actors that played any of these,
yeah year roles. So Shean and Luigi's team have not
made a comment on this thus far other than she is,
you know, going to investigate how this happened, how this
sort of slipped past. He's probably too busy in prison
to comment. Sifting through all of his fan mail. Oh

(09:30):
my god, like people have gone crazy for him. I
will say, like i'd give him a little curse, do
you know what I mean? Like he is pressure. Okay,
I give him a little criminal curse.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Naughty boy.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
That's a lot different than what you just said off
here about what you're doing.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
I'm happy to say what I said off here on here,
but that's you know, be it on your head.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
I'll stand by it. I'm happy to be part of it.
I don't think you should say that, absolutely, I don't
think you're allowed.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
To say on.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Fletchforn and Hailey from your local community facebook page.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
This is the top six. Hello, they're a retro looking
hat at Bunnings is like the hottest fashion night in
the summer apparently in Australia. M yeah for it seems
the gen Z when there all over it. Yeah, I
really love this sort of like retro esque corduroy hat.
I don't like a hat that doesn't have a structure

(10:27):
to it. Yeah, because you and I we don't have hair,
so we can't fill it out. That's about why. Yeah, Okay,
and then I suppose yeah, if it's got less structured also,
let's like leave you with hat here when you take
it off, whereas a rigid cap well yeah, push in yeah,
flat in the top and the bottom hanging out. Okay,
I can see why. Now.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
I think it's also the irony of being like, I'm
a girllie girl. I don't go to Bunnings. What do
I need from Bunnings?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, other than door plants.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I'm not a trade but I got my trade hat.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
It's giving like my boyfriend a trade and I'm just
wearing I'm wearing.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
His hat hat, my boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Well, I got the top six brands that also need
a summer hat. And it's just brands that you wouldn't
expect to have a summer hat. Number sex on the list,
Mahindra the car brand, Yeah, Indian car brand, right, still
one the other day, they still crack me out. I
don't even boxy. Yeah, you word Mahindra. Yeah, a mahindrayt. God,

(11:27):
he's got a Ranger and now he's a snob. You ranger.
Oh yeah, I see. By the way, I've been driving
in the Ranger for a couple of weeks. I can
see where they are arsenal drivers. You're the king of
the right. I have turned into a l I just
do what I want. Yeah, And I think if you
don't like Ranger drivers, it's because you're not in a Ranger. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
You get yourself into a Ranger.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's like to have unlimited power and you do what
you want. That's me. Ah, I'm not a friend to
admit it. The top six brands they need a summer hat.
Number five on the list Uncle Ben's rice that I
would wear an Uncle Beinn's hat.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Yeah, sure, me too, orange, Yeah, to be orange, navy
blue writing Uncle Ben on it.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, and maybe the back over the over the strap. Yeah,
it could say like ninety seconds. Yeah. Boiler Eyes Yeah.
Number three and number four on the list of the
top six brands that need a summer hat. Some like
dishwashing liquid.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, it's a classic. It was for those of us
that grew up whose mums couldn't afford palm olive. Yeah,
palm Olive was slightly flasher because there was the ad
where you know your hands have been in it and
you pull them out and then the palm olive had
wrinkled them up or day. I think that was bullshit
and that sort of advertising wouldn't fly these days because
it false number three on the list of the top
six brands that need a summer hat. Crop pot the original,

(12:50):
the original cry exactly. This crop pots one of those
things where the you know brand became synonymous with the
slow like glad rap. Yeah, and we'll say our chuck
in the croc pot, but you might not be rocking
an original crock pot. Yes, I think a crockpot hat. Okay,
I can still see the logo, the crop pot logo
from my NaN's crop pot.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
I don't even think there is a crock pot anymore.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah, I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
There's got to be. Let me couok google cook google cooker. Yeah,
crock crop pots still around. What's the difference between a
slow cooker and a crop pot. Slow cooker is a
generic term for a kitchen a plant that cooks fitted
a low temperature over several hours. Well, Croppot is a
specific brand of said slow cooker. Yeah, Croppot not cut
it in his head. They do multi cookers, they do
pressure cookers. Goodness, they do slow cookers. Wow, they should

(13:36):
shout out crop Pot. Weird that you'd yeah go there,
but okay, I would wear a crockpot. Number two on
the last of that. That's actually a very nice looking
slow cooker. Look, they come in those like retro kitchen colors.
Oh that's love, that's an I say, that's a pressure cooker.
I've already got one. Yeah, I did too.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
I don't need to replace it.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Ah yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying, but I'm
just saying, shout out to the original. It is nice.
Number two on the last of the top six brands
that need a summer hat. Oxodcubes, Oh great original oxid cubes.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
You go beef beef red Viggie green so easy. Yeah,
it's a great way to make stock. And here's chicken
color always yellow. I don't know it paused.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Chips like yeah, brown yellow? Who decided that?

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Who decided salt was red? Really salted? Who decided salt
and vinegar was green?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Like that? Salt vinegar does taste green recently?

Speaker 7 (14:36):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Doridos have gone? The sweet chili is now in a pink?
Have they changed that recently?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Not a man's color.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
No, it's just like it used to be purple and
now it's pink. Yeah, no, Tice, but is it time? Tis?
You're not wrong. I'm looking here and now the pink
and they used to be purple, and I quite like
the purple. Yeah yeah, but I don't know why they've
done a've gone to a sort of a pinkish purple.
But it's maybe a slow transition into pink.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I was like, I wonder why, I wonder who made
that call and Q and wye away from because I
knew exactly where to go. High sweet chili purple, thy
sweet chili pink. Yeah, what's the different? It's a transition
from purple to it's the same, is it the same? Chip?

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Marketing behind it, you know, market behind it was a
weird purple like you you got used to it, like, yeah,
sweet ti chili duretta, that's what you're looking for, the purple.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
But it was a weird purple.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
See.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I would have rather them put more effort into rather
than changing the color. Get cool runch here okay, because
that's one of the greatest flavors of Doretta's ever made.
It we don't have it here. I've never had There's
a eight months ago there was a post on the
subridy at New Zealand. Yep, this country is falling apart.
The purple doritos aka had the best flavor are no

(15:54):
longer purple. I'm not a fan of this decision, but
the main issue is that I think the taste is
slightly different than it used to be. Not a big difference,
but I think worse. When will the common man rise
and say no more? This is enough?

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Like?

Speaker 5 (16:06):
I like that I'm not the only one that notices
these people.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Are saying purple is a cool color and sweet ty
chili is heavenly? Why? Why the pointless change? Actually haven't
tried the new them in the pink, so I'll have
to see if they do taste any different. Yeah, interesting plays.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Fletchborne and Haley play z ms Fletchboord and Haley.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Well, there is a political scandal in the UK at
the moment. A guy called Zach Polanski has just been
elected the leader of the Green Party. Great name they
used to have two leaders. Oh God, I hate that.
I hate it so much. When there's two leaders of
a political party, just pick one because it gives you.
It gives you participation, ribbon vibes. It really does well. Anyway,

(16:51):
he's he's now the Greens in the UK just got
one leader, like every other party.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
A great start.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
He's off to a great is it Christmas blood?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
First? What's he done well? Now that he's the leader?
I guess people are digging into his past as they
are want to do. And this scene is like something
reminiscent of the TV show Thick of It, a brilliant
UK political satire show. It's actually like a monument it's
like a mockumentary. It's what Veep was. It's the same

(17:26):
guy that made it made Veep, so he made the
American version. So if you loved Veep, try to find
the Thick of It because it's brilliant. There was a
Thick of It movie as well, in The Loop.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Yeah, in the Loop, which was really good.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
And this is like reminiscent of a scene from that movie,
like something you just couldn't make up. Because an article
has been unearthed that was written by the Sun newspaper,
which by the way, as trash is and it might
not be true, but it has a resurfaced this article
from twenty thirteen, which involves this now leader of the

(18:00):
Green Party talking about his time working at a practice,
a hypnotherapy clinic on Harley Street. It's like where all
the slebs go for like work and doctors, right, Harley Streets.
Well we're now I've never heard of as that Harley
Street is in London. Yeah, and it's like all the.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
Say Arley Street, Arley Street on Arley Street.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
So apparently this now leader of the Greens Party would
hold ninety minutes cess sessions hypnotherapy sessions costing two hundred
and twenty two pounds. So here's the Green Party leader
in the UK is a hypnotherapist. Well this is in
twenty Thirteenvorn.

Speaker 9 (18:35):
He would work and retire as a heptist like a chick,
and at this at this practice, apparently, allegedly, according to
the Sudden newspaper, women were told to visualize themselves with
bigger breasts and they would go there to get bigger breasts.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
It's not we can't change your physical Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
That's confusing, Okay, would so he'd be like, stop thinking
of them as small, maybe yes, and thinking them is
as adequate and bigger. If that's what you want, and
in your.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Own mind, then you believe you've got a set of
absolute ten out of ten hong KOs.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
And you'll stop and you'll stop like talking yourself. It's
kind of like, stop thinking poorly of yourself. You maybe
you're very fine, very adequate. If you want them to
be bigg just imagine them bigger. Also, it gives big vibes.
If someone just wanting to see some boobs, that show
you boob. I just looked on this guy's Wikipedia. He's
a gay vegan.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Oh, he doesn't want to see boob.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
He doesn't want he doesn't want breasts from CAFC, doesn't
want breast on a woman. He's a gay vegan. So
it gets better because he has been asked about this,
this breast enlargement hypnotherapy on a talk radio show in
the UK.

Speaker 10 (19:46):
Do you do you still believe that women's breasts can
be enlarged through hypnotherapy?

Speaker 8 (19:52):
And I've never believed that. That doesn't represent my work
or anything I've ever done. And you shouldn't believe what
you've read in the Sun.

Speaker 10 (19:57):
Right, So you didn't charge two hundred and twenty two
pounds from ninety minute session where you've got women to
visualize themselves with bigger breasts.

Speaker 8 (20:06):
No, I absolutely have never charged for that.

Speaker 10 (20:08):
As I say, you have held those sessions in which
you have asked women to visualize themselves with bigger breasts
through hypnotherapy in order to see them enlarged.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
As I've said, none of that represents my work, and
I wouldn't believe what you read in the Sun.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Wait, so he's denying it.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
He's flatly denying.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
He's flatly denying it.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, and it's been alive.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
We need someone who got one of these sessions to
come out and be like he told me to visualize him.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, he added, this was eleven years ago. I wasn't
involved in politics at all. He's had a varied life
experience before becoming a politician. He was a barm and
a waiter at a nightclub, dormant and actor and risked
enlargement and therapist. And now he's a gay vegan solea know.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Now he's a gay vegan plumptast.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Oh my god, what a bloody.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Run play it.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
Ms Flint Vaughn and Hall.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Now the lovely beautiful like flawless Hilary bearret right now
love Hellbears and we love Helbert who we love mister Bears.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
God, everybody loves mister Bears.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
When you meet mister Bears, you're like you are worthy
of missus Bears.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Handsome to handsome, so handsome, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Education.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
She wasn't on seven sharp last night. I watched him
sort of a regular seven sharp watcher. Yeah, a boomer
with your TV habits. Pepper Wetzel. By the way, that
seven sharp couch does not look comfortable. I must ask Jeremy.
He's always perched forward on the seven couch, which is
you sit on a couch.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
He's got back.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
It would be weird to watch TV when someone sitting
back in a couch. I think they should get rid
of the couch. She should bring back Holmes's desk. Yeah,
great desk.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
So do you know why Hell's Bears wasn't on seven
sharp last Pepper Wetzer was on. She's currently in Africa.
She's hosting a tour with Viva Expeditions. She's hosting a
tour for fifty six gees that have paid a pretty
penney to join Hillary Berry on a tour of South
Africa and you know, seeing the.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
The Big Five and the all the scenery.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Of beautiful the Big five you mean the big five animals,
the giraffe.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
The rhino, the lion, the tiger, the beers, o mime
and the and the giraffe, tiger and lion. There's no
tigers in Africa cheap famously, there could be some penguins.
I think that'd be at the bottom of Africa, do
you reckon?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, well, we've got penguins and we've got little Pengland.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Pods are everywhere. That's why they're just full of for
documentary stuff from Yeah. Fact, Africa is home to the
only species of Pengland's native to the continent, the African penguin.
These birds of the colonies along the southwestern coast, maybe

(22:56):
just like.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Regular Penglands are a little fat, little.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Bit fat and float flue.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Flat and flu flee.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
So anyway, so she's doing this tour through South Africa
and Zimbabwe looks great, right fifty six and then currently
the same group Viva Expeditions as advertising a women's only
twelve day tour with the lovely windy Petri.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Petri as well.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
She's an absolute heavenly woman on and off screen.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Okay, here's a question. Lian elephant, buffalo, leopard, rhinoceros, those
big fires and it comes from the fact that big
game hunters once considered them the most difficult and dangerous
to hunt on foot in Africa.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
Okay, and now it's about spotted them in the wild.
Now you just get him from the ear.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Okay. Here's a question. If you could go on a
guided tour of Africa or anywhere with a celebrity, who
would be now Jason and Mandela a live Celebrityndela, No,
but you Mamoa?

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Yeah, why not? Because it'll be fun, have some dranks
on the road, having a bloody.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Gem sish hard with him. Yeah, short, imagine there was
oh no pulling the pins o pigs out of your tin.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah, flew away. Okay, if the h hosting a tour
around the world, where are we going? Where are we
hosting this thing?

Speaker 5 (24:18):
And it's going to say in Tarcica.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
But we don't want to be stuck there like Midi
Amacamo at the moment, she's still there.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
If ever, we'll never see Maddie Macamo again.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Really, she's going to live in Antarctica.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
She's actually going to run the scot based cafeteria. Yeah,
and she'll do the news.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
The news, I reckon. And if the h tour of.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Well Fletch would have to show us South America, Yes,
South America.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Parents tiny little village in Italy, there's nothing doing, only
one bar, you know what I mean. We turn up
there with a group of fifty, there's not enough accommodation
for everyone.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
It's a bit of a ship shot.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It sounds like our tour would be a ship show and.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Anyone's like, where's the pastor where's the beaches?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Well, it was not that in Italy. This is real, Lily.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah, we'll see you later, authentic guitarist. I don't know
anywhere overseas well enough to lead a tour to get out,
you said, yeah, I do. You could just do a
rural wine kaddo take everybody to Hobbiton. Yeah, I'd take
them to a lot of people, a lot of take

(25:22):
international listeners. They could all come on a hobbit and tour.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays z MS Fletchborne
and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
A new recession indicator that I reckon would have never
seen coming.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
We've got two, yeah, because Shannon's personally realized that she's
had a recession indicator.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Okay, well we'll go to oh yes, yes, yes, this
is such a funny yarn in the chair.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Okay, we'll go to Shannon next.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
The first one we'll talk about is that gay people
are drinking dairy milk again. And I just want to
take a moment to just say.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
How brave that is. Right, Okay, I yeah, I know
a few gay people in this drinking milk the whole time.
What wait a minute, what is maybe the rich?

Speaker 6 (26:05):
What is the preferred milk of the homosexual? Well, the
rise of oat milk has been they call them queer
coded choices, alternative milks. Since the rise of soy milk
in the nineteen nineties, the game community has long been
aligned with the use of alternative milks, your almonds, your oats,
you your soys as opposed to regular milk.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
I just used my chat GPD paid service. Yes, I said, wait,
you were in a recession a personals, I told you
I'm working my way out. Wait, so using technology? Hey
for chat GPT than youtubeture premium. That's outrageous. I wouldn't
that's the other way around. That's for a week said
oh god no. I said, what hey, Allen, because they

(26:48):
call my chat ChiPT Allen, what's the preferred milk of
the lgbt Q Y plus community? And Alan said, that's
a cheeky question. Here, isn't a real preferred milk people
in the community, Okay, but there is a Nope, not
gonna say that.

Speaker 12 (27:08):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Well, he said. It has been noted that in some countries,
Canada especially, they shortened homogenized milk down to homo milk. Okay,
said there are acts people in the community who have
taken that on board as their milk. Right, okay, yeah, right, yeah,
he said it in places like Canada, homo milk far out.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
That feels wrong, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
It feels wrong?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, three point two five percent fat homogenized milk as
a standard label.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Do you know homo milk was actually the name of
my All Girls rock quiz.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Good good Yeah.

Speaker 13 (27:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Well, is apparently a recession indicator because the.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Gay is returning to regular milk, because, as I know,
because I fall into hot girl with tummy isshoes category,
and we will keep the oat milk and almond milk.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Industry alive.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
But you pay more.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
You pay a dollar more, sometimes two dollars more.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, I can get.

Speaker 14 (28:03):
Some of this.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
No, no, we're not doing that doing.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
But OK, I went somewhere yesterday and I got my
ice latte as I want to do, and I actually
got it with hazel nut milk. And I'll tell you
what I paid extra three dollars for. It was worth
every sea.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Three dollars hazel nut, because hazel nuts are a premium nut.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Hazel nut milk blew my absolute mind.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
But yeah, the gays, I mean ago nine six nine six,
are you drinking regular beef milk?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Now? I don't know, it's weird call it milk. Even
the recessions having the gays, this is a recession. It's
actually really sad. Double income muchards the dinks, the danks,
a hat and the bed. And I understand not every
gay couple is dink. So have children, and I'm all
for that because I don't know if you guys have
kind of caught with how bad us heteros have done

(28:49):
over the years raising children.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Quite bad.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
We've raised of children. Yeah, not the only recession indicator.
Shannon Producers, Shannon, you were hat with the reality that
you've been in a recession.

Speaker 15 (28:59):
Yeah, I had no idea. My partner went out to
the supermarket ester and he's like, what do you need?
I said, can you pick us up some cheese? He
comes home and I start grading it, and I was like,
this is impossible to do. I haven't lifted a kg
block of cheese, and I would say, over.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
You know, you gotta yoink a bit off and then
grate the smaller bet.

Speaker 15 (29:18):
I just like had an even process that you can
buy a kg of cheese still because I just haven't
even dabbled with an eighteen dollar block, Like that's crazy.
I hit like a five hundred, maybe a seven to
fifty if it's on sale, But.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
It works out cheaper to get more, I know.

Speaker 15 (29:31):
But like the thought of spending because my food drop's
normally about sixty dollars.

Speaker 11 (29:35):
I am Chris luxen Ch.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
A recipe book.

Speaker 11 (29:39):
Yeah, but I do small shops like Fletch.

Speaker 15 (29:41):
I live in the city and I just live off
my means and so the thought of spending a third
of my shop on cheese is outrageous. But yeah, I
had to lift this kg block and I was like,
this is crazy, man, I forgot this was even a thing.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, it's heavy.

Speaker 11 (29:56):
Also humble brag that my boyfriend can afford a kg
of cheese.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I know, welcome wow? Or did he because he's a
wizard did he use magic to.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
It was on sale?

Speaker 15 (30:06):
He said?

Speaker 11 (30:06):
Because I was like, crazy, man, why do you buy that?

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Do you rein your magician?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Boyfriend could shoplift absolutely, like he'd be a great shoplifter. No,
he'd be.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Yeah, like he could though, Like he could do that
thing where he's talking to you and sudden your watch
is gone.

Speaker 15 (30:23):
He picked pockets for so yeah, except once he was
on a cruise ship and he forgot to get some
when they watch back and he actually stole the watch.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
See that's how it starts.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
When it starts plays its Fletchborn and Hale.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
You know, we really need to get into that both
to do the intro for Shannon.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, we did promise Shannon to produce some may like
real high man. Just hold on, just I'm just again.
I'm not paid for YouTube premium, so it's just an
adorn set through this one. Yeah, I can skip it now, Okay,
And then there's gonna be a little king because that's
the karaoke of choice.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
When we yeah, here we go, here we go, We're
we're on board.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Now you see you made inside at the side of
the road that says fifteen miles to.

Speaker 14 (31:17):
A s.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Shann a tack Babby. Yeah. Great, it's a great intro.
It's fantastic. Imagine it does get better every time. Yeah,
I think it does. Shannon, You've got a hack.

Speaker 15 (31:31):
For us, Yes, a snack hack, and it's a money
saving hack.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Now.

Speaker 15 (31:36):
I did kind of float this by you guys, and
you said it was horrible, But I think I need
to reframe it and get our listeners on board too.
So nine six nine six, please some live support, Okay.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Okay, I'll keep my own the text machine.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I just say to the listener nine six nine six
for your honest feedback. Yeah, don't don't give into the
emotion there.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Honest manipulata the manipulation. It's female emotional manipulation. YEA, recognize
it because I do it.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, yeah, great at it.

Speaker 11 (32:04):
So breakfast is one of the most expensive meals of
the day.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
I'd say it's my cheapest breakfast.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, no, it's not.

Speaker 11 (32:12):
Well, crazy man.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah, oats in a banana, oats and nuts.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
You have oats in a banana, and then we go, oh,
should we go for the eggs?

Speaker 15 (32:21):
After words?

Speaker 4 (32:22):
They we're chepping a thirty on.

Speaker 15 (32:23):
So when we're talking about oats personally, I find them
very boring.

Speaker 11 (32:27):
I can't do them. I just think they're bland and
they're yuck.

Speaker 15 (32:30):
But they are, as you guys say, one of the
cheapest breakfasts, and they're great because they're easy, they're fast.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
High protein, er, good fiber. Yeah, but they are bland.

Speaker 15 (32:40):
But I've got a great way to spice them up
without having to spend lots of money on fresh fruit
and stuff like that. Okay, what I want you to
do is when you get your raw oats, which is
I've just looked about three dollars from the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
For a bag, we put a chicken stock on it.
Somebody said this hack sounds shit already. Thank you. And
you ask for love, listeners know we've asked for honest
feedback from the listener.

Speaker 11 (33:04):
You asked for honest feedback.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
I asked for love.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
The best part of this is the intro, yeah at
the end, as well as start again and go out
with it.

Speaker 15 (33:17):
Yeah, So get your bowl, put in your raw oats,
put in your hot water, and here we go baby.

Speaker 11 (33:24):
Add in a tea bag.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Okay, you said here we go, baby, I'm still waiting
for the go. That's gone.

Speaker 15 (33:35):
So they come talking like like you know how you
get really yummy herbal tea bags like a strawberry and
rhubarb would be your berry?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah, berry, Why wouldn't you just make the cup of
tea and then pour it into the oats.

Speaker 11 (33:46):
I'm talking ease.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
With all the love in the world. Absolutely, If not and.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
No, but I'm just talking.

Speaker 15 (33:55):
This would be such an easy way. Then when you
might wave your oats, will let it steep in the water.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
I don't know how you tea bag the oats. Some
of the rings have a really good point.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
You can you made the cup of tea before you
pour it in there because the bag there's water.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
I am seeing a few risct bees online green tea
oat meal.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Top.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, people are People aren't doing this?

Speaker 15 (34:20):
Yeah, but just imagine how easy and fast and cheap
we're talking probably perserve a fifty cent breakfast if that,
and it would be young and you could mix up
the flavors every day.

Speaker 11 (34:31):
You can get those variety.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
But it's more microplastics than your breakfast, isn't it. Yeah,
because the tea bag on the way to go away
with one of them fungies.

Speaker 11 (34:39):
I like a bit of plastic in my brain.

Speaker 14 (34:40):
Person.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
People are doing this online, like somebody said, here, energize
overnight oats with herbal tea infusion. Yeah, but you'd make
the herbal tea before you put it in a night.
You wouldn't tea bag the oats.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
No, it's just for me.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
It's just a right, No, it's a zero from me,
to be honest.

Speaker 15 (34:56):
I'm seeing a lot of people also do this for
bid time with camamo and making sleepy oats.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Oh we're not having oats.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
You don't rates right before bid beds.

Speaker 11 (35:06):
Yeah no, but imagine how like you're just like.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
The problem with this generation. It's not too many sentences.
I saw this on TikTok.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
Started one sentence with that.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
I've seen at least thirty other.

Speaker 15 (35:21):
Bullshit sentences and this break alt, and only one of
them involved TikTok.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Yeah, it's a no thing.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Someone said, why are we adding tea? You just check
a tea spit of Milo one. Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
We just added some ntella and just be real with somebody.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Did they do it with try that you make the
try before you add it to the oats.

Speaker 11 (35:38):
Oh that's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Oh god, that's sure love it.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
I love that we take a healthy breakfast like oats
and we're all at Let's get the teller Milo and
condensed milk in that thing and then I'll eat it
every morning.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Wait, all three lla Milo and oats together.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Somebody said, oats and vodka for the wind, very rush
very from our Russian listener.

Speaker 13 (36:02):
To your.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
No star.

Speaker 15 (36:08):
You can acknowledge that there's a place for this, and
whether that place is in your bowl or not irrelevant
to the start.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Somebody said, also, I use, I use, I had to
go back to the start. Okay, it's not no. I
paused that because I thought that we're going to start
it again. We'll do the outro.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
So now it's all.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Set in their own silence. That doesn't sure anybody's anxiety.
I don't I use water for my oats because I
don't need milk. Somebody's missing weird.

Speaker 11 (36:44):
I feel like I'm in trouble now.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
I can hear all of us breath.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Okay, car.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Than us.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
No, but someone said the majority of people are still
using Surely they're using beef milk, including the homosexuals.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Yeah, yeah, which I love love referenced the show that
I've been listening for the last half hour.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Oh yeah, beef milk.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
But yeah, I said, surely everybody's still using beef milk
as the Maine liquids.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
The most recent of ticks. And then we shall sing
the outtro Okay. The other night I was making oats,
I had no cream. I used Bailey's Now I'm better
Now I'm Bailey oats.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
That's what we're verging into pudding a trip. Yeah, but
then also you run the risk if there's a checkpoint
on the way to work, you're not going to work,
you know. Yeah, just saying, oh you know, that's that's
a late night.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
We're catching the bars.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
That's that's not it's at the end of the day.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
Okay, because you are so lovely and you man, you
have been working so hard.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Of one, it's a one one, so thank you. Okay, okay, okay,
what are you giving? Also, without a doubt.

Speaker 11 (37:49):
One, it's one you were giving big two weeks.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
When someone said beef milk, I was thinking, what would
it be like if you used a stock to google oats?

Speaker 5 (37:58):
You have savory.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Jesus with your stock, cooking stock, everything, everything.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Okay, what about if you see number one on the
side of the role that says number one for the
sha task. We were early ches.

Speaker 11 (38:19):
Chest give you one star.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
That's it, that's shenon se gotta wash that cattle worm
plays zidioms, fletch porn and Hailey, Hailey, silly little pool,
silly little boom.

Speaker 13 (38:35):
It is so silly, silly, silly bad, silly little pool,
silly little pool, sally little pool, little pole.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
All right, have it Today's silly little pole.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Do you still say nick? Minute? Because Hailey is the
only person I know that still says it, and quite regularly,
why still says it? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Like there was going to the thing.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
And then I did this thing, Nick man.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Scoot outside the theory Nick. And it's been in twenty
vocabulary ever since twenty eleven.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
It's just one of those things where like yogurt, where
I started saying it ironically, yeah, and it became part
deeply ingrained my vocabulary.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Babes and hon were two things I started saying totally ironically,
and then it just worked its way out out. Yeah,
all right, babes, I love that. But I feel like
nick minute was like when it happened, everyone was like
everyone would say and it was very funny, and then
like people kept saying it yeah, and then it was like, oh,
come on, like we're not saying it anymore.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
Well, I will never stop, and I'm actually looking forward
to getting some feedback from our listeners in support of
the continuation of nick minute.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Well, let's see, it's seventy percent of people no longer
say nick minute now.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
Also, those steps are actually more generous than I anticipated percent.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
People still say nick minute. Hat my people, these are
your people, Carlena said, I still say nick minute because
it annoys my teens. So Mom's saying, you go, you're
basically a mum. You're a mom to teenagers. Who's trying
to rack up a teenagers? My mom says, there any
opportunity Jimmy, Wow, just jim is like jim has got

(40:20):
to be in her twenties. It's not like a five
year old's message. I think this is this is already
hurting Hayley if she's flinched a couple of times. How
could I not say it? As Jerim says, when you
hear of a man living his scooter outside the deer
and he comes out to find a man good wreck,
the words he says will haunt you for the rest
of your life. Nick Manna, Nick Mama, m Mama. Chloe said,
it's absolutely not okay to say this, but I still

(40:43):
occasionally find myself says, yes, I'm aware. I die a
little with sickond had embarrassment when I hear someone say
Nick Minute, says Nicole.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Oh my god, this is brilliant. This is opening for you,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Jenny says, how else do you accually describe a sudden
and unexpect to happen? That's right? How else?

Speaker 6 (41:03):
And the perfect little sentence?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yes, says Meredith. And I live in Australia with an
Australian partner who probably thinks it's just me being weird
because Australians don't know about Nick Minute enough. He was
in Australia that Nick Minute bleed into. Sure, Sure, it's
iconic and cool. Helen said, yeah, because why not? I
know heaps of people that still do it. It's legendary.
Adam said, well, that's actually just mean. He said, that

(41:29):
does not mean to you. Okay, Um, actually I wouldn't
have heard. I think everybody had enough. Begg said, you're
only allowed to say it if you do the voice too,
which you kind of do. You don't say in your
voice like Nick minute. You actually like it a little bit,
nick Minna the nick Manna, Asia said no, I never did.

(41:52):
It doesn't suit my vernacular. It sounds like someone went
to private school. She was a little too good for
absolutely and jest to wind up my year seven and
eight class who have no clue what it means but
find it very annoying.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Wow. Okay, there's another one. These have got to be
hurting Haley. Wow. We asked you still say nick minute
for today's Selly Little Pole, and seventy percent of you
said no, lift my scooter outside the diary.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
Nickna legendary stuff.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I shall not be stopped.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Play Ms.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Fleshborn and Haley, play Ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
We want to know this morning, how did you ask
for a prenup? How did that conversation go down?

Speaker 5 (42:40):
I can't imagine that's ever an easy conversation.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
I would you just have to do it straight out
the gate quite early on it almost make a joke
about it, yeah, be like, oh wow, you know, coming
up to the two year mark, be to get ready
to talk about a prenup anyway.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
And then like a day before. Yeah no, maybe maybe
a month before you've been served anyway, because I don't
know if that's how it works. But okay, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
I don't know, but there's a diverse, diverse attorney Jonathan
Levin who has been speaking, you know, to the media
about his opinion on Travis and Taylor.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Because he's like he does a lot of celebrity prenups
in ye work in Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Yeah, this was to TMZ.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
He says he doesn't see a world in which there
are there isn't a prenup sign between these two because
there's just so much money in it and they don't
need each other's money, you know.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
What I mean.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
They're both well off enough, horrendously rich, both of them,
but she is considerably more so.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
Oh definitely, definitely. So he was saying, like, there's definitely
going to be a prenup between these two that will
see before they agree.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
To get married.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
But surely they'd have already had something in place. Have
they been together long enough?

Speaker 15 (43:54):
You know?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
No, I'd imagine it would have been in place. I'd
imagine it would have been. Yeah, they'll be lawyered up
to the wild one hundred. But they haven't. They haven't.
I mean, I don't know what American law is, but
don't doesn't have to be sort of, they haven't been
together long enough? How long have they been together for
a year?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
What is a rushing things?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, because in New
Zealand it's when you live together for two years, right,
that's when it's heart you get half of everything. It
can be a year. It can be a reliance thing
as well. All right, Okay, hello, I'm paying for ch
as we use it for the Showorn. So it's just

(44:31):
so you want to know about the conversations like how
did they go down?

Speaker 6 (44:35):
And did it go down like a cup of hot
sack as well, because if you if you were in
a relationship, I remember when we like we asked a question,
not this question, but something else not too long ago,
and someone said that they brought up a chat of
a prenup and the person just flat out refused, No,
this wasn't a podcast. Do I have a CEO with
that divorce lawyer?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Right?

Speaker 6 (44:57):
And he was saying, so, m many times people don't
get prenups because they bring them up and it's met
with resistance from the partner, and so they're like, oh, okay,
well we'll just proceed with the marriage. Whereas if I
brought up a prenup with a partner and they said,
oh god, I'd be like, well, we're not getting married.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
What are your motives?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yeah, because I would look at it as like, well, look,
if we're going to be together forever, you love is dead.
But whatever, say, for example, I assume that this was
going to happen, you would get everything anyway when I die?

Speaker 6 (45:27):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Like so it's it's when when for you?

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Ye, it's when when?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
When? When? When? When?

Speaker 9 (45:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (45:31):
Totally.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
And I come from a place where I wouldn't expect
half of someone else's shit.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
Yeah yeah right, you know, so I don't know so
someone message and you slay need to be married to
have any rights to each other's sets. Not married. That's
why prenups are so big over there.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
We just fall into this.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Because you've been to get long enough, you've been together,
you may as well be married anyway. Wow, okay, well
eight hundred dancing m as the number. Give us a
call tax through nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
How did you ask for a prenup?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
And how did that conversation go A celebrity divorce lawyer
has spoken about the Taylor Swift Travis Colsey prenup or
the fact that there will be one.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Yeah, yeah, correct, And there's so much bloody money in
their bank accounts.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Get it all sorted, enjoy your marriage.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Well, so I feel like they would just that. Would
you would expect that?

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Right?

Speaker 5 (46:21):
You're marrying Taylor Swift like she's worth a billion dollars?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah? Everything online is like lawyers. It's not an if,
it's just what it's going to look like. Yeah, Zachary,
And but we want to know. Have you had to
have an awkward discussion about a prenup? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
And how did it go down?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Because you might meet someone and you've got a house
or a big key we saver yeah, or whatever, You've
got maybe an inheritance, and then someone comes along. Somebody
messaged and a lady called it and said she wished
she had had one as her partner is now taking
half of her dad's money that she inherited that he
said he'd never take, and she wants to raise awareness
of it.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
You've got to have this, You've got to have these
unsexy conversations very early on.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah you're there, if you're with me, you get it
all you want the rewards totally, do not sign r
somebody said, one hundred percent protect yourself. Both my partner
and I wanted what is called a relationship property agreement
because prenuptial literally stands for prenuptials. Yep, you make the
agreement before you get married. But yeah, it's often referred

(47:22):
to as a relationship property agreement. Anonymous is called up Anonymous,
How awkward was this chat about a prenup?

Speaker 7 (47:29):
It was very awkward to have, but he agreed to
have to getting one, even though his lawyer advised him
against signing it, which he the lawyer just said, I
would always advise against signing one. Basically, why why why?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Because he had nothing.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
I don't know why the reasoning was. He just said
I would never advise any of my clients to have one.

Speaker 12 (47:54):
And I basically said, if you want to move in
with me then, because I just purchased my new first house.

Speaker 7 (47:59):
You want to moving with me, then we kind of
need one to safeguard us both.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, yeah, why did that? That's the reverse of what
I would have thought. But then I think, okay, so
you go to a lawyer, you get a prenup drawn up.
That's one session with a lawyer. But the lawyer at
the other end of the when it's falling to bits
much more of a cash care makes more money. That's
why they don't like you to have one. Yeah, exactly, andous,
thank you. So many ticks coming and we'll get to
more of those next nine six nine. Sex.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
We want to know now how the chat about the
prenup went down.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Yeah, because Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift obviously everyone's being
like they've got to get one, and divorced lawyer was
like one.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Somebody has raised a good point. Prenups not only protect assets,
they protect you from the other person's debt. Yes, DIBt
into a relationship and your debt because I've never thought
about it. And I remember a friend breaking up and
they had to swallow half of his student loan. Yes
did Yeah, because it had become a combined debt.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Actually, thank you so much for offering your dip to me,
but I actually have my own. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Actually, Yeah, everywhere I go it's a weight. It's a
weight on my shoulders. I recently bought my first house
by myself. I'm still single. So my lawyer was going
through the checklist and they were like, prenup. Oh, well, hey,
it's there. That conversation. You know, you have that conversation

(49:23):
when it arises, but don't leave it too long, have
it early. That's what they said. It was their lawyer's advice.
Still can't it over. That lawyer from before that was like,
I don't as any of my clients to get a prenup.
All your clients coming in with nothing. Did you know
key we saved was recognized as an asset and even
though you can't access it, your ex partner could claim
half of it. Yeah, he said, that's the thing. You

(49:45):
can't that person say you can't access it yourself, but
they can have half the half.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
One of the ways that yeah, taking out all day
to me.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah. The awkwardness came when renegotiating the property agreement. Yeah,
after fourteen years, when I realized I totally say signed
away all my rights when we started our relationship, so
we had to renegotiate. Yeah, fourteen years in wow.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
And did they stay together?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Fourteen years in the weird conversation and then carry on.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Somebody said their experiences inheritance is protected from divorce if
it's sitting aside the minute you put it in too,
and you mix it up with your finance, with your finances,
like if you put it on your mortgage, then it's yeah,
it's Harvey Harvey's. If great Auntie Deirdre Deirdre dies, it
needs you a million dollars. Break up with your loser

(50:37):
boyfriend immediately one hard before you even say yeah, just
be like Darryl, it's over.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
And he'd be like, oh my god, my phone bring bring,
Oh my god, she's dead, you know, because you're he's
a dumped too late. I just dumped you.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
Yeah, he's like, oh my god, no, I'm so sorry.
Don't touch me and on my boyfriend anymore.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
A week before my wedding to my British boyfriend, he
wanted a prenup. I was shocked but said K and
my dad said you should get a prenup because you
will have quite an inheritance. British Boy was not happy
with this, so we ended up not having a prenup
and got married. Four years later. I walked out and
left him with everything in the UK, but emptied our
joint bank account before he knew, so I got my share.

(51:15):
I don't know if that sounds legal.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
My mum just messaged from Italy. She's listening live from
Emily on the iHeartRadio app. Good morning, take us with
you where if.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
You go KPI.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Inheritance isn't included in a separation unless you spend it
on a joint thing.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Right, Yeah, that's when you meddle it up, mother it up.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
So if your auntie Beryl did die and then you
just had cash in your bank account, did Speral.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Die as well? Oh my god, My rich aunties are
dropping like flying money.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
But if you just keep it as cash in your
own bank.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Account, carry with that, right apparently, thank you.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Patsy for that.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
They know your pin number and this time your pin number.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
All number play Zim's Fletchfam and Haley.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Now listen, we need me. You're just going to say,
do we need the entry we're making this say you
stay a bit and then I'll kick off the segment. Okay, well,
if you've missed it. A recent update in my life.
I am now a single lady and I talked.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
Recently about the fact that for the very first time
in my life, I was ghosted, and.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
That introduces us to our new segment, Sprowl on the Brow.
The brow.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Okay, so he's out there looking to get it.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
On the brown.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
I didn't need the.

Speaker 15 (52:39):
Home.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
She's olf and fun.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
We know she's had fun.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
So listen.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
I was it last week or the week before, shared
that I have been truly humbled by the fact that
I got ghosted for the first time ever by someone
who I was really surprised ghosted me.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
And I was like, you get used to this, Hayley,
this is just dating and twenty five. Do you ghost
or do you get ghosts? Everybody go see you ghost
people you've I know ghost some time.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
I know I have not ghosted that person.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
You basically you pulled back and people we've talked about
it submarining, where someone will just disappeared for a couple
of months and won't message back, and then they'll pop.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Up, pop up a little and they've got the reasons
like whatever, it is, what it is.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah, what you know what everybody you should do it
tid talk. I should do a ted talk. It is what.
I never trust anybody ever. Yeah, people have got this,
the amount of people that have said to me in
the last couple of months, God, you've got it sort
of out, You've got Yeah, it's made up for the
why aren't you in a relationship? Yeah, it certainly balanced

(53:56):
that out. It has Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
So yeah, I got ghosted and it was really interesting.
I was really surprised that this particular man ghosted me.
And also how like, how you actually how do you like?

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Sheer audacity?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Love me?

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Sorry, but are you saying what I'm You're not saying
what I'm.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Saying, tru I'm sorry it in breakfast, Haily Sprowl.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
That's actually insane. You came to my house. My house
is so nice anyway, Okay.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
It's actually crazy. It's crazy that you and it's crazy
that you are ringing ghost me. Anyway.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
So I got ghosted and then then that was the
last of it, and I still have not ever heard
from him agin and don't worry, I have also not
messaged him again.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Okay, So.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Last night I went out for dinner on a date. Okay,
I'm on a date, having dinner in town as I
am wont to do.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
As I am. By the way, if you're not a
regulars sen to stra as I am one to do,
or as they want to do new show favorite, We're
really saying it.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
And I'm on this date and I'm having a lovely meal,
absolutely lovely meal, having a great chat with my date.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
And love and behold.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
The ghoster walks into the same restaurant.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
What the hell es sprowl on the prow with someone
on a date?

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Wait, have you told him how how much you love
this restaurant?

Speaker 13 (55:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:33):
But ironically me and her, I've got I've got a
new background kid to play. Oh okay, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
You are ghost Buster. Hello, my dude, you have been
Ghostbusters and walks mister ghost what do we call him?

Speaker 12 (55:54):
John?

Speaker 3 (55:54):
John?

Speaker 12 (55:55):
John?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (55:57):
And walks in John And I clock him and he's
walking in with his date, clearly a date because I
know his date body language.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Oh yeah, he walks in with his date and.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
That at the counter, and I'm looking over my date
shoulder and I go, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
There he is so wait, your date knows about the
other date you've told them about the ghosting.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
No no, no, no, no no, my current date doesn't
know about the fact that my ghosted date has walked
in with his date.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
A juggle can.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
So this is what I want to get into.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
So I hadn't even thought of that. I haven't even
thought of a ghost upgrading.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
This is all new to me. Okay.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
So I clocked changing into a karaoke version of ghost Buster.
Just I found the vocals distractor. Yeek, thank you, it's
I've muted it. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
You go. So my so mister John Ghost ghost of
John H clocks into the same restaurant, and we actually
went to dinner, Me and Ghost to John at a
restaurant right next door to it. So I was like, God,
the man knows one locations.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
You so impressed him with that location. He's like, what
a great date location.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Yeah no, no, no, no, he chose the date location
when we went on the date.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
And I was like, the man, okay, anyway, he's doing
different restaurants y. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
So one the one thing I noticed is he is
wearing the exact same ount for he wore when he
took me to dinner in this location.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
The man's got we've got one date out for.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
He's got one date out for in one location. You
finding the negatives because he goes to the back, so
then he's we have a positive.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
He's very handsome. Yeah, he's very handsome. OA a lovely man.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
I just seen we do that management donut, you know.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Yeah, little so he sits down with his new date.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
I will describe as the antithesis of Hailey Sprown.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
She is blonde, she is petite.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
She is and I don't say this to be mean
to myself, but very pretty. She is very sort of
girly pretty, you know, very like not a butchers bidly
is like me.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
With my motorcycle boots. Now pause for a moment, for
a moment, I just want to say, I don't think
you are and I think the term butcher leaders is terrible.
But the way you were describing yourself was not correct.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
And then you're just described motorcycle boots on edie desk
socks and a band tea. I'm aware of my esthetic.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
But it's not like the exact opposite. So I'm looking so.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
With me and my day to here and him and
his day are like two a long. He is at
clock at this point.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
By the way, Oh, he doesn't even know you're there.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
So I'm having a conversation with my date while obviously
trying to be.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Very present with him.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
Yeah, while trying to just really get my eyes over
this date and to see why on earth I've been ghosted.
And the answer is right there. She's the antithesis of me.
I was not a cup of tea.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Just took some time to figure that out.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
You're a petty date.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Maybe, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
It's all making sense then, Okay, so we continue, I do.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
I have a look, and I don't.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
I'm like, we read that article about shrieking, and there's like,
I'll give.

Speaker 8 (59:29):
It a go.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
Okay, they've taken that a one step too far. The
way is when you date someone so much manier than
you're not going to leave that they'll never leave you
and they'll treat you right.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Well he didn't.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
Yeah, he did me in the end. So anyway, the
end bit is we go to pay me and my
date up at the till, which is all it's all
sort of open.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
We go up to pay at the till, pay, and
we turn around and I just I don't know how
I did.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
I just go jump and clock eyes with her immediately,
like jump lockdown, and I.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Just went and I did a little hit nodded lest
pay pay per business not business, did nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
He was just was like I think it just took
him a second to be like, oh yeah, Ghostbuster.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
And for those messaging in because people have tuned down
halfway through that story.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Yeah, I am single. I'm a single woman.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
We have Sprowl on the I lost the Sprowl on
the prow because I went for the ghost year and
different should make an.

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Intro for this, like get in line. We still have
done Shannon's hand. Anyway, Guys, ghostbustered saw him and the him.
Did he give you a text afterwards to be like,
oh okay, nothing, absolutely nothing, triple ghosted At this point,
I just love this, Ghostbusters.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
There's more to this. The more there's something here. When
did you when?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
When did you go?

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Because last night goes busted?

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yeah, sprawling on the Prowl. Sorry, I got distracted with
this thing that I was thinking about.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Someone just suggested I should I should try to find
the girl and data.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Sprowl on the Prowl. We need some words in there,
like here go Sprowl on the Prowl, Sprowl on the prow.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
That's beautiful stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
Play ems fletch Vrawn and Haley plays ms flesh Born
and Hailey just.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Before in fact of the day, I've just seen something
on the Internet that's restored my faith in the Internet. Yeah,
by the way, that's I love that song. Yes, just
see them edit. It's such a good time. I see
us see a good few.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
You for it. I don't know why we're all so
dedicated to we said, they had the same conversation. I said,
it's really nice to see someone with real talent cut through.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Had make and they doubted it. They thought it was
the locks and the body, but did a little deeper.
You got some talent. He's got some lungs deep talent.
He saw him singing, Dell, come to hurry up with
digress on a digression. I'm having a good time. I'm
having a good time. The story you just told before.
I'll always fund ragging on Haley sprawling, sprawling, the prows deep,

(01:02:31):
another deep well of content. I just saw something on
the internet and it cracked me up, and I shared
it with my two friends who also enjoyed it, and
I feel now I've over hyped it to the audience.
But I did see someone said, did it bother anybody else?
That the guy from the operation game was clearly wide
awake the entire time. He's all I understand local anastic.

(01:02:55):
His whole body has been operated on. I feel it's
time for a general.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
He was literally full of hole.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
The was riddled. How he hadn't bled out sooner? They
opened him right up, didn't they? Right now?

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Time for fact of the day, day day day day,
Today we're talking about it's cheese weak.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
In fact of the day, we're talking about the holes
and Swiss cheese a k a. The eyes, the thing
that makes Swiss cheese Swiss cheese. I love Swiss cheese,
classic cartoon cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Trying a wish a cheese? What do you think causes
the holes in Swiss cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Where there were maltesers?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
That's it? See later fact.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Day fermentation like a bubbling, So it was always thought.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
That it came from bacteria that causes cheese, that makes
cheese happen, releasing carbon dioxide gas in a bubble of
forming a midle. And then of course there's a bubble
in the cheese. What are you smirking like that for
I'm telling people about cheese. What are you doing? Sir?
I am speaking to you. You get this show right? Well?
In twenty fifteen they discovered it's not bubbles of carbon

(01:04:15):
diox i produced by the bacteria and cheese. It's not
at all. It's tiny flicks of hay and plant particles
that get through and end up being in your milk.
Oh yark, I know so much like, but how does
it make a giant big bubble like that? Much like?
You know how every drop of rain? You know, if
they want a cloud to rain, they sprinkle stuff in

(01:04:39):
it that water will cling to and then get too
heavy and fall out of the cloud. What silver isn't
it like?

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Oh God, is he going to go on about Kim
Trouns again?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
No? No, now, dust the cloud, dust the cloud to
make it rain. Right with the particles the water strange
particle gets too heavy and it falls and it catches
other water.

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Clouds rain when God cries okay and is fast, belly fast.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
So the tiny flicks of hay and plant plant particles
were getting through raw milk and they were acting as
what they call nucleation sites where the gas bubbles would
form around these tiny, microscopic, tiny flicks of hay and
plant particles. But when they started making cleaner, more modern
dairies without you know, the filtered milk to you know,

(01:05:24):
really really fine filter, these things are being filtered out
and they we're like, we've got less holes, and people
demand the holes in the Swiss cheese. Well, how are
they putting the holes back? They sometimes now they will
microplastic holes in the in the cheese, Like if it's
sliced Swiss cheese, they will just punch holes in it,
really yeah, or they will go back to slightly older
cheese making techniques.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
To get that, you know that less of a filter.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Yeah, less of a filter. I like chinks of my cheese,
like a crunchy cheese. So and cheese making slang, Cheese
with no holes are called blind because they don't have
the eyes, because they called the eyes. Ah. So if
you cut into a block of Swiss and see no bubbles,
it's it's called a blind Swiss cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
It was a tastes de lash.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
It still taste the same, but it doesn't have the holes.
And so I think your mind's not going to let
you enjoy it as much holes.

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Here's some other quirky things that happened inside cheese. There's
the wash rind funk, So these cheeses are bathed and
washed rind funk. So these cheeses are washed and brian
beer or brandy during the aging, and it causes it
encourages the bacteria breavy Bacterium linears, which is the same

(01:06:29):
bud that causes human foot sink stink to settle in
the cheese, and that makes it a really pungent, stinky cheese.
Is putting people off cheese, I think so. So another
one is to get Rockford's blue veins. They'll add mold
spores into the curds and then pierce into the cheese.
Still get some air in because of course the mold

(01:06:50):
needs the air to breathe and keep going. Right, There's
lots there's lots more. Okay, well, bouncy cheese on little
pogo sticks anyway. Today's fact of the day. Today's fact
of the day is that the Swiss the holes and
Swiss cheese are called eyes and they form around tiny,

(01:07:10):
tiny little bits of plant material that make their way
through the cow.

Speaker 6 (01:07:15):
Fact of the day, day day day day doo doo
doo doo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Its flesh. A girl has posted a throwback to and
it's captioned this throwback to when I broke my brother's
Xbox controller and he tried to give me third degree
cootchie burns and she, well, he dipped all of her
tampons and hot sauces. Surely you'd see that, Yeah she did.

(01:07:51):
He's why there's a video. But all right, so it's
got people talking about their own sibling rivalries and their
sibling fights. She's got this wild claim that we were
biking down our driveway gravel driveway. Seriously, got I remember
a lot of terrible things, but I apparently she was

(01:08:12):
beating me to the bus stop on a bike. Yeah,
so I cycled up as close as I could and
just shoved her off the bike. Now that's unlike me
because it's got a big filip er. This is big
Philip energy. Yeah yeah, but you don't remember that. I
don't remember it. I feel I remember if I did it,
because I feel like I would have been beaten viciously
by my father.

Speaker 8 (01:08:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Yeah, and this is what we wanted to talk about
this morning. How bad were the sibling five. How mean
were you to your sibling or or how mean was
your sibling to you? Was he something you always remember,
like the breaking Xbox controller and him dipping all of
yours in hot salt?

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
It could be something quite mild, or it could be there.
You know, my brother tried to drown me when we
were kids. I've never done anything to her, mom and
angel and I'm the youngest.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
You youngest kids are walking around like you've done nothing wrong,
but you kind of took our mantle. Has been the
cute little yeah, yeah, yeah, and then we had to
break the ground and go out late at night so
you could just yeah, sorry, I don't I don't know that.
I don't know that role and simply in the middle one,
not the newest, the original, not the new one. Okay,

(01:09:21):
so nine six nine sex, I'll wait one hundred dollars
it in how bad was the sibling fight?

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
What's the mean thing that you did to your sibling?

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
What they did to you?

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Answer Instagram responses. Let's kick off with those.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Oh my god, someone's someone's already message in just now
I'll get to these responses saying that they were shot
three times with their brother's bb gun and had to
go to the hospital to get strapnell removed from the head.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
The head, Yeah, and they knew it was in there
because a magnet got stuck to it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
They were walking past him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Mentioned having the MRI and then there's a like slug
palette in your head from when you're a kid, and
it would just come out. Yeah, my ankle tap for
my brother and he fell through a glass cop table.
He's a whanker and deserved it. Now stop saying that
about your brother. He's bleeding on the floor. It was
literally an acc And in the nineties, Yeah, go through
the glass.

Speaker 6 (01:10:11):
And my older sister sprayed AJX in my eyes because
I annoyed her.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
That's so good. Cut the strings off my There are
so many messages coming in. Okay, these are great stories.
Nine six nine six. Oh and Hantery dance at him.
What's the mean thing your sibling did to you?

Speaker 15 (01:10:28):
Brute?

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
I feel hashtag bleased to have Samuel sprowl as my brother.
I said. This is physical, but you get a couple
of mental. Oh, there would have been a bit of that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
What did your brother do?

Speaker 12 (01:10:41):
So he locked me out of the house after school
one day and he wouldn't let me back in, Okay,
Why we were probably fighting over or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Yeah, because you wanted to watch Home and Away and
he was a neighbor's boy. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:10:58):
I was probably more like Sailor Moon or.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
What a sexual awakening Sailor Moon was for young yea lovely.

Speaker 12 (01:11:07):
Yeah, yeah, I'd love to roast. So me was probably
watching Dragon.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Ball Z and so what happened and then did he
finally let you in? No?

Speaker 12 (01:11:22):
So I got so angry that I smashed my foot
through the bottom glass window of the door.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Reaction, I think, you know, Yeah, I think I was hungry.

Speaker 12 (01:11:33):
I wanted a two minute noodles And what happened with
the yeah, had made him face for the winter.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Into trouble.

Speaker 14 (01:11:45):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Yeah, that's good. That's a good toy. I thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Emma Phoebe. How mean was your brother or sister?

Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
My brother was pretty serial.

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
Yeah, so we're heads.

Speaker 14 (01:11:57):
I grew up a Mongan, so that is a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:12:00):
We had about fourteen foot huge around the whole outside
of our property, yep. And we had like we could
climb up and go on the top of it and stuff,
and we'd have running races along the top yep, which
you know, not not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Yeah, nothing was there was no but it was great.

Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:12:21):
And my brother would go up and shut out where
the wast nests were, and then we'd go up and
he'd pretend like he had been up there. We'd go up,
we'd have running races and he'd be like, oh, watch out,
there's a wasnist here, and then directly towards the wasne.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Psycho behavior. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:12:41):
So I never won a running race.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
No, Yeah, And there was also times where people.

Speaker 14 (01:12:47):
Had like he'd be like, oh, yep, this had just
been card if we were away, blah blah blah. There
were people that would run off the edge of the
kids onto the and fall onto the road, and there
was one person that had broken their up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Jesus was what prisoners in maybe? Thank you all. What
did you do to your sister?

Speaker 13 (01:13:15):
Oh well, we did a few things to each other.
We weren't exactly you know, friendly, but you know she
used to come over and turn my PlayStation off mid game, would.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Annoy you month.

Speaker 13 (01:13:29):
But but the worst one, and I think still gives
us some PTSD is there. When we were kids, we
lived at a two story house and now my bedroom
window went out onto the roof. So I so I
told to Tagotchi that she had been keeping alive for
about six months and threw it out the windows.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
You're a monster and did it die?

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:13:53):
I had to listen to it die for three days
and feed me, feed me, but.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Screaming out for mercy. It's like, just in me quickly
and you're like, you will die, so torturous death. Keep
me tis coming into the Thanks Alex nine six nine
six helped me. Were you to your sibling? There's some
people who have sent in texts. I don't think they'll
be celebrating father's days of a family. I can't believe
that there's still.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Even talked to their siblings.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
My sister, my brother ate my Polly pocket ate it.
Oh my gosh, she was tiny in your pocket. I
don't think he ate the entire shell that the pocket
lived in, all right, it would be a hell of
an undertaking. So I sprayed him in the eyes with
his lynx Africa. Now that text is brought to you
by the nineteen nineties.

Speaker 6 (01:14:38):
Yeah, that is.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
My brother would come into the room, turn off my
light and then fart on me and close the door
and run away.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
Behavior there's so many that are insane.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
My brother. My sister would pick all the flavoring off
potato chips and then asked if I wanted to I
put my hand into a warm, most slimy bag of chips.
Oh yuck, that's pretty funny. Has she received her diagnosis yet?

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I wrapped up coal for my little sister for Christmas.
She's still scared to this day and brings it up
every Christmas that one of her presents is going to
be coal. Oh good, lifelong trauma there. My sister used
to play orphanages. She'd make me be the orphan and
then just be really mean to me, like they did
in Matilda. No wait, not, she got there wrong. It's
not Matilda's anny Annie Annie. Matilda wasn't well.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
She got an orphaned eventually, then they gave it a
miss honey.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
That's right. God, miss honey just did none of the
paperwork and that adoption, did she They signed on her back?

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
That's legal, child, miss honey.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I played a game once with my sister. I wrapped
electric tape around her. This is this is like fencing tape. Yeah,
tied her up so she couldn't move, and then she
watched as I took the electric tape and wound it
around an actual electric fence. That's that's Guantanamo, obey ship,
that's I guess you worked for the CIA. Now in
a yeah, tense of interrogation, that is outrageous. My brother

(01:16:05):
shot all the eyes out of my TV hits posters
characters with his bb gun Jonathan Tator, Thomas and Devin Sawyer.
Look not jtt JTT got pop the Pope. I'm just
randomly scrolling through and stopping and there's always something good. Okay, Okay.
We got a new lawn mower, and I said I
want to be the first to use the lawnmower. My
older brother heard me sad and ran out to the
garage and started the lawnmer I started mowing the lawns.

(01:16:26):
When it was my chain, I ran over a row
of his favorite toys over a lawn mower.

Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
I ripped my sister's earing out, so she burned my douvet,
burnt my dove.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
My brother and sister are sixteen and seventeen years older
than me, and my sister convinced me for the first
seven years of my life that she was my actual
mum and the other one was your grandma. I've heard
of this actually happening. What someone has a teen pregnancy
in the yeah, kind of amalgamated to the fam. She wasn't,
and Mum and dad were furious as it started the
heaps of rooms about her. My twin brother used to

(01:17:05):
hold me down, stretch my mouth open, and spit in it.
I think you're I think your twin brothers into some
kinky stuff now adults, it's crazy. My brother used to
get his mates over and they'd practice there, shooting skills
with babie guns on me. What No, I was the
little sister and they'd just be like, running zigzag so
we can't so's harder to hit you. God. Mom walked

(01:17:27):
around the corner and saw me running and zigzags getting sholder.
People absolutely lost their mind.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
You would.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
My mom used to foster babies, and my brother told
me that I was a foster baby that mom couldn't sell. Um,
it's a ruthless We were in Whitkills and I pushed
my sister into a Jones book picks. Yep, she hit
the corner and got a nasty blood nose, but my
parents went around to see it, so they couldn't hold
me to it. I only midted that two years ago,

(01:17:56):
after she bleed all through Whitkelswever. I pushed my brother
down the stairs while my friend was over, and then
my brother got a hiding for playing on the stairs
because they were told not to play on the stairs.
I just got the he could have been He could
have been hurt, denied pushing him down the stairs. You
would god, older brother. I thought it was funny to
drop the cat on me when I wasn't aware, and

(01:18:18):
then he rid himself laughing. I've still got scars in
the back of my neck and scart from the cat.
This cat's sound. I've been dropped on things.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
My brother ripped me off the toilet, medpoo.

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
Off the toilet, medpoo when I was younger. It went everywhere.
I cried cleaning it up. Then he's told this story
to everyone at my twenty firsts.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Oh my god, why did he do it?

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Medpoo ripped me off the toilet? Midpoo was so good,
It was so funny, so good.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
My brother I used to tease me relentlessly. One day
I'd had enough. I grabbed one of dad's golf clubs
and charged at him and I went to swing at
his head full force. He slightly moved and the golf
club hit the wall and I put a massive hole
in the got a hell of a hiding, and it
made me hate him even more. If you're killed with
the Yeah, my brother used to put me down and
Rubber's vision of mate sandwiches past in here my brother's

(01:19:12):
My older brothers told me when I was little that
tomato sauce was horses blood, and even once I found
out it wasn't true and put me off having tomato
sauce for years.

Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
Oh, my sister video would be going toilet and posted
on her Instagram.

Speaker 9 (01:19:26):
Cut it that.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
My brother put butterflies in my mouth while I'm sleeping.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Wow, it's a live guys, It's alive.

Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
It's so good. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
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We'll just review your facts. I don't want people to
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