Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 9th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
Flech, Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Thank you brand, Good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Fletch, Fawn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
What a day?

Speaker 5 (00:20):
Use today?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Get a bloody news bulletsh I watched the news for
the first time.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
At six o'clock news you go, the actual news.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Simon mercelays on the spot on one News, always on
the spot. Last night they had a beanie on. It's
uncouth for you to be on the news. It wasn't
a one news beanie, was it.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
He's just a personal beanie, a person. I believe he
just had to up and go, you know, just get
down there. Of course, maybe maybe it's a service station.
It had big service station. He's been covering that Tom
Phillips thing for years. Imagine if he'd been on annually
even this went down. Imagine if he'd been on CG
you went, you'd be past day.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
I mean, it's just insane.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
And what's in global news as well as I like
on all the big news websites overseas BBC sing in Yeah,
god insane.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
I mean, thank god the kids are alive and that's
really the only benefit.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, it's crazy. It's a crazy situation. Does anybody else
really want to see what the camp look like?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah? I want to. I want to see all the photos. Yeah,
I'm get up for the Netflix.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, I mean that's another thing people have been saying.
This needs to be a netflixing. Patty needs to do
it right back, Montana Sunday Night, feed it.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
You'd give it a bit of space for a couple
of years.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Robin Malcolm can be the mum, Robin Malcolm.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Why have you seen the mums? Nothing like Robin. It
doesn't matter. Robert Malcolm could be like Nana or something.
Robin's got to be the mum. We trust Robin.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Robin's got to be in it, don't get me wrong.
Simply must be in it.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
What about morgana you know from White Lotus.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Morgana O'Reilly could be the mum, should be the mom.
Chelsea Priston Crayfield just about sticking already.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
We could coming coming up on the show are the
Top Sex Whenston Peters has asked that immigrants adhere to
New Zealand values. So I've got the Top Sex and
New Zealand Values that the Winston Peters means it's coming
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Speaker 6 (02:40):
I still don't have a will, and this next door
I'm going to share with you has inspired me to
get one.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Play z ins Fleashborne and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
I've just tried to come to work and have a
nice relaxing day and instead of been harassed by my
work mats about my lack of organization of my life.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
You've actually been You've actually had quite a pilo on today.
I was quiet and the corner when the pilot was happening,
You'll notice, because I was just like, I feel like
there's too much of a pilot.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
I made a presex pilot.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
I I am a little bit of a shambles at
the moment.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Right and excellently, You've finally found your license.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
I sell my license in my IPOs cart and a jacket. Honestly,
I haven't worn for so long.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
You still haven't found your swipe, can't get.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Where my swipe cart is to get into work, so
way to buzz into the building, which is absolute pain
in the anus, this building top security.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, it's such a night me to not have a.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
We must protect Mike Costking, We all must at all costs.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
And then for some reason the issue of my will
came up, and then I said, what will? I still
haven't done it, and you we've been hopping on about
it for years at this point, and I don't know
who gets the house.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
We literally got given a free will.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
We'll just sort of go and whoever gets there first
first then first, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Well you don't have a car flip, so don't get
too excited going to if you're a ride.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
If there's a house in it, I'll get an Urber Maxi.
I'll pile up all the taxi to me and the bed.
Because you know, my children have always referred to as
Auntie Haley.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
They have they when they're like, shut up, Auntie Haley,
you're giving us.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Awake anyway, You're too drunk again.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Hailey, just get an over and leave. Anyway, Why is.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Auntie Haley pissing in the bush? Why is Auntie Haley?
We we we did let Andy Haley do those things
because one day we'll inherit her house.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yes, yes, yes, isn't it mortgaged really badly? Wouldn't we
be inheriting.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
A legacy of debt? Yes?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yes, yes, we were children.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
She barely owns any of it for the bank, and
it's very clinically decorated, specific to her stylings.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
That would make a night there for resale. Yes, I know,
children paper the ceiling. That makes no sense.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Anyway, Listen, we're talking about wells because Kim Kardashian's will,
some of it's leaked, some details of her will, including
one stipulation that perhaps we could have a bit of
fun worth because.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
When I die, I don't care.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
I'm all about wrap me in a bloody you know,
muslin cloth and hu in a a woven kitch.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Just put me in a farmer's douvet, you know, like.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Yeah, it's shaken in the sound the buttons exactly synthetic.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
You want a synthetic maybe a mix of blend of
cotton and synthet Okay, yeah, or I've got the linen
line at the moment, John, I've got a nice linen.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Doubt it's going to be faded. That'll be too faded,
already getting faded. It's gone in the ground. It doesn't
need to be natural.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
I was thinking of re dyeing my douvet, but in
one of your washing machines.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Absolutely not. I've got a fancy washing machine.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
You can't be Can you go to the laundromat and
die a douvet?

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Absolutely? But then does the next load get a bit
of gray or black in there?

Speaker 6 (05:38):
No, your problem. You're out of there with a freshly
dyed douvet.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Because I was wondering that the other day when I
put my douvet on and it was a bit faded.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
I was I could just die this, but I don't
want to do it.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
In my do it's like ade, like a chuckle, like
a chunk. So I just get a black dye, one
of those black dye things from the submarket.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Want so many, like cotton and linen, things that have
faded that I want to redo black. We should just
do a couple and a couple of frocks. Anyway, back
to the will of Kim Kardashian. One of the stipulations
in her will is that her hair, makeup, and nails
have to be done even.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
If she can no longer communicate.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
So if she's in a vegetative state, that her hair
and nails and makeup have to be up kept.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
So what if you're in a vegetive state for many,
many years, Well.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Her makeup artists, that guy will have to come in
the family will have enough money to keep her up.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah, but don't think you'll run out. I don't know
that that will ever run out. No.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Yeah, So but then I was like, I get it.
She's she.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
I don't mean vain in a bad way, but her
appearance is of immense importance her brand as well as
her brand. Whereas for me, I would I sort of
want to put something silly and my will, you know,
like give me like a kid's birthday butterfly on my
face or something like the Spider Man. I'm not even
a Spider Man fan, but just give me one of those,
you know when you see kids parties, Spider.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Man buried in a full blown authentic Spider Man outfit, custom.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Made yet in your will and then like you want
to be buried as Spider Man.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, friends have to just do it fantastic. Could you
imagine the difficulty getting on a Spider Man outfit in
riga mortis?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah I can.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
I'm also so I don't care, Please please instruction and
respect my last will?

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah testament.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
I mean, is this the time, like, because now I've
got to do my will and I'm young and jovial,
is this the time to do a silly will, silly willy,
silly willy testament? I'm feeling like some silly willy that
would be a great company, the silly silly willy company.
They only do silly well, and.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
You only do silly well.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
It's like serious, like there's all the serious stuff house
and all that kind of stuff, but then there's a
silly willy bit and.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
All your silly dumb like funeral expectation. Yeah, what you're
going to be wearing? I think full Spider Man for love.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
That Top six is next on the show, The Top
six New Zealand Values that Peter Woods Simpeter's means when
he says that our new immigrants need to adhere.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
To New Zealand values. Yeah, you know immigrants.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Oh come, and he's banging this drum again?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Is he techn ergy?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Sledge born in Hailey from your.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Local community Facebook page. This is the top six.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Our I believe our government sponsored cousins of it Ready
in New Zealand put it best with the headline news whenstm.
Peter's reheats policy of getting migrants to a buyer by
New Zealand values and they couldn't be there's a reheated,
stodgy old dish, isn't it every what?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Have we got an election soon? Christ next year? Boring
ship Winston.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
You need hot new takes not there's reheated races, dog
whistle bullshit. He's well, he's losing voters, isn't it because
they keep dying on?

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah they do. He's eighty. Why doesn't he just go away?

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Just put your feet up, du he's got so much money,
like you're all good, like go away.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
You're not helping anyone, so just sit back, he said.
If they don't salute our flag, it's the.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Last time you saluted, never saluted out What a terrible flag.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I wish would bring back. Repeke. I still got to
read Peke in the garage that should have.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Won the flag. Actually was it last week? It was
X amount of years since I saw that was years?

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yeah, I believe so.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
God, Although I was so, I was happy we didn't
get that bloody sanitarium. I've seen that A couple of
people still flying the old kid fan out.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
In the world.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah, me too. Yeah, at least have another flag refer it.
And that was fun. I want the lazy key. We
put the tongue of flag. But Marti flag that's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
That is a beautiful flag.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Will happen.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
We'd like when not?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
When not?

Speaker 4 (09:59):
If they don't still our flag, don't support our freedom
of religion, don't support democracy, don't support a whole lot
of those traditional New Zealand values, then why come.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Of us salute our flags.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
So the vague thing is a lot of those traditional
New Zealand values and that's what we were dealing with
here today. At the top sex, I've got the top
sex and New Zealand values that Winston Peter's means. He
means that number sex adhering to New Zealand culinary values
like ordering pad thaie chow, Maine dumplings, tacos and chicken
tika missala. Traditional New Zealand foods, but traditional New Zealanders

(10:32):
top tier pad tie is today.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yeah, the New Zealand pad tie.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
The name pad time doesn't sound like a New Zealand,
but it's a New Zealand. It was a Malaysian. It
was a Malaysian pad tie. Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
And I was saying better than a timee pad time
Malaysian food. Yeah, Malaysian food.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, they.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Tie.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
I've had a bad time. I've never had had Malaysian
you know what. I've had multiple bad time, never bad Malaysian.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
You're right, you've had bad I've never had bad time.
Kind of like, okay, that's not great. There was a
type takeaways on every block. Yeah when you.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Got Yeah, I feel like it's kind of faded. Number
five on the list of the top Chicken lots some
money bags. We should just get on next always get it.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
And but then if there's three of us, there's only
two chicken, person, we'll just pay you half again, Yeah,
and get eat a little kebab chicken. Number five on
the list of the top six New Zealand values that
Winston Peters means that immigrant should adhere to us. Of course,
the New Zealand way of staying fit using traditional New
Zealand methods like judo and taekwonto and you know karate.

(11:47):
What was that you were doing that Brazilian danced You
got good at it too. I got really good. I
could do little spins so you flow. Yeah, I feel
like water. But of course those are trade New Zealand wist.
This stuffy, of course. Number four on the list of
the top Sex and New Zealand values that when Simpetters means
immigrants should adhere to, is, of course ordering a coffee

(12:09):
that definitely wasn't introduced in New Zealand by Italian immigrants
post World War two as the culture that we know
and love today. No, no, no, traditional New Zealand coffee growing
right here in an environment suited to grow coffee, of course,
because New Zealand's and the coffee belt.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yeah, that's one of we're knowns throughout coffee.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yeah. Number three on the list of the top Sex
and New Zealand values that win Simpeter's means, of course,
enjoying traditional New Zealand festivals like Devali, the Festival of Lights,
oh yeah, the land and festival around. Some people say
Chinese New Year, but I'm pretty sure it's some sort
of New Zealand New Year.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
We just do it later.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
It's late New Zealand New Year, Late New Zealand New Years. Chinese,
you know, those sort of festivals that everyone enjoys and loves.
But of course definitely not by an immigrant community. Yes,
certainly not.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
No, No, that is New Zealand. That's que We area. Yeah,
that is the Chinese Land and festival is Key.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
We have number two on the less of the top
six values that Winston Peter's means when he sees immigrants
should adhere to them. Of course, he means finding moments
of zen and relaxation, gardening, traditional New Zealand native plants
like roses, daffodils and the like, and traditional New Zealand
native vegetables, you know, like everything. Yeah, we don't know
how lucky we are that all these plants just natively

(13:18):
grew here, and immigrants just should be thankful to us.
I should be what have immigrants done for anyone here?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
They should eat them and so thank you think you
think thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
It's a flag. Don't forget the flag. Salute the flag, okay,
old man, my hand on the hard ra the anthem,
at the ruggers, at the ruggers, not at time, but
at the rugway.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Which sign is are hard again?

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I just the middle and spread your hand kind of
looks like you're trying to do cleavage, but also like
you're differently covering a bit of the half.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
You might as well give them a square.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
A little bit of awe and number one or less
of the top sex New Zealand values that Winston Peter's
means immigrant should adhere to are seeking entertainment using traditional
New Zealand methods TVs, cell phones, streaming music, movies and
cinemas or produced market and of course sold here in
New Zealand buying New Zealanders. Of course, yes we don't.
We don't take any foreign entertainment. It's all homegrowing. Yeah,

(14:14):
how dare immigrants look for amazing? Poor Robin Malcolm wouldn't
have catch a break, which is non stomping New Zealand content.
And everything should be exhausted and everything that is today's upset.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Play s Fletchforn and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
So I didn't even know this was a thing. But
girlies producing girlies, my white, my weight, women who unite,
who love true crime. We love true crime. We have to.
It's in our DNA.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
What you're about to talk about now? Is it like
the Oscars for True Crime Crime con.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Which is apparently an annual event that we weren't aware of.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
We're true crime come together and they hold an awards
ceremony for a true crime including all the ones we've
watched on like the Gabby Potito thing, all the things
we've watched.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
On Netflix, all the podcast everything. I'm so here for this.
Do you think you'd dress up? I would dress up.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
It's my favorite victim n today. You go obviously, Okay.
I don't think it's fancy dress. I think it's like
black tie.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Oh okay. Do you think this is dark?

Speaker 7 (15:22):
Though?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Like even there is criticism of true crime the genre itself,
because where people horrifying, you're glorifying and people are making podcasts.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
I am living for this story.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah, it's wild.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
I don't know, but I don't know why we like it.
It's just sort of we're into it.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
There's some weird safety I get from it, and as
someone who is so jumpy and scared of everything, I
just will sit there and there's something so calming about
watching these things.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
And I know that it's psychotic of me to say.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Is that why you're so jumping?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Maybe?

Speaker 8 (15:53):
But I think I disassociate it from myself. But I
will re watch some doccos five, six, seven, eight times.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Really.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
There's this one particular one on Netflix and it was
about this couple and it's called Till Murder Do We
Part or something like that, and I rewatched it yesterday,
I would say, for the tenth time.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
And I don't know what, but there's so much true
crime out there, it's yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
So that the winner of they have awards they're called
the Clue Awards TV Outstanding Docu Series. A whole bunch
of documentaries were all saying, including Beauty Queen Killer, But
the winner was American Murder Gabby Potato on Netflix.

Speaker 8 (16:34):
That was the controversial one where they used AI to
recreative voice.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
And she was traveling around with her boyfriends in the
campaign and there were YouTubers she was trying to be and.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
She did so that that was spoiler alert. We wouldn't
really make a documentary about it. There's a whole thing.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
So they just do these like huge awards they get together.
I don't know that if like, I've never been to
comic Con. I went to a six one once years
and years ago.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
My brother worked it.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
He worked at what six conference, And you're like, yeah,
come along, Yeah, yeah he's doing at the six comment.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
He was giving out that he was just worked like
like like a prim about erotica. Erotica remember that around.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
I never went out staff. The funniest thing happened. I
went with a mate and.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
His partner and a girl came up to him and like,
she was there promoting a local established establishment.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Okay, yeah, strip joint and she comes up She's like,
oh my god, gad to see you.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
And his partner was just like, but he knew. He
went to UNI were there. I wasn't frequent, but man,
that took him explaining. And I, to be honest, don't
think she believed it her.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
I would do that as a marketing ploy. But I'm saying,
my goodness, we see you all the time because it
will make them single and then they will come and.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
It will come so smart.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
But like at Comic Con, I've seen like clips of it,
and then at the Erotica Expo there's stalls and stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah are the stalls of true crime. It flex has
a stall and TV showing trailer's.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Come over to the Jeannet Ramsey store.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
There's all sorts of mood, playing Katie Pierre and playing
Katy Pierry because your theory is, of course that she
is Yeah, Katy Pierry is Joon. Well, honestly, next year
it's in Denver, I'd go Let's go Colorado. Yeah, Denver, Colorado.
We could all go get dressed up as our favorite

(18:44):
murdered young woman.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Play ZMS Fletchborn and Haley play z MS Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Silly, little.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
It is so silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
That's a little poll today is when do you join
a virtual meeting?

Speaker 4 (19:14):
These are the options five minutes before, five minutes before
the start time, two minutes before the start time, right
on the start time, or a few minutes after the
planned start time.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
A few minutes after that, few minutes after right, I
watch and it will go click and I'll.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Go to join.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah, but then you're one of those people that you
join at the time or after and it's like, oh,
now you've got to update zoom. Yeah, I've tried to
drop and bang on time, and it'll be like an
update required for Microsoft tens. I'm like, I don't even
know I had Microsoft ten. Yeah to me, Now, you've
got to go at least a couple of minutes before
for that very reason. Right, ipens what it is if

(19:52):
it's a work thing. But if it's like an online doctor,
you want to be Oh.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Whoa, if it's an online doctor, come on.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
I had a zoom audition, yes today and I pulled
into my driveway with sixty seconds.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
On the clock. Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
And I in that time ripped off my casual wear,
chucked on a blazer, pulled out my hair, put on
some eyeline, and I got.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
On right on the dot. And I love, I love.
I've got to be on the dot.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Yeah, got on the dot on time? Well, okay, right
on time is the most popular response. Fifty two percent
of people said they join a virtual meeting right on time.
Right old ham second most popular. It was two minutes
before the start time. Okay, now that's that's two minutes
a small tool. Yeah, but do you have to talk
or can you just be in the waiting room?

Speaker 5 (20:37):
You could be in, but you could go.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
You could turn a camera like, oh guys, hi, guys,
I'm here, I'm just done yeah, I'm just muting.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah, until the meeting starts. I'll jump in, just doing
something else.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Five minutes before the meeting starts, as eleven percent of people,
So that was the third most popular and last at
five percent a few minutes after the planned time.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Few minutes after.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
That's so rude.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
It's so rude.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
You're rude.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Let's see what the people have to say. TASTEI you've
got to be fashioned really late. So people believe that
you're a very busy individual. Yeah, sorry, I have just
come from another one. Just have a little bit of
a puff. It's a little bit of a sweaty sweaty brow.
At least you're working from home. Nobody's believing that.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
No, well that's why else would you need a virtual
meeting if you went from home or.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
A lot of meetings of virtual Now are they work
rather than walking twenty meets and getting a room?

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Yeah, Neves said. People who join after the start isn't
she growing up at once? She's growing up, She's growing up.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
People who join after the start time are so annoying
because they are They often also the people that ask.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
For a recap.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, I wait on time, right on time, but I
wait for someone else to start the meeting, so I'm
not sitting in there bell myself.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Said Janet. God, I haven't heard the name Janet for
a while. Jackson, Yeah, is that Jackson, Janet?

Speaker 4 (21:56):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Just a little bit of a picture show.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
To Tim Curry talking about the Rocky Horror picture, she's today.
Yeah he's looking yeah old. Yeah, that's what happens, isn't it.
You get old fifty. I think the fiftieth anniversary for
the roy Horror we need to go to one of
the single long show.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
I work in Germany and my German small talk is terrible,
so I avoided it all cost, said Emily.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
And it makes people think I'm busy than I am.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Lyrics. Yeah, I don't know if that's.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
I don't know if you'd have a job for much longer.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Steph said, if you're the first one in a team's meeting,
everyone invited gets to pop up on their computer saying
and certain name here has started the meeting. I did
it last week and got a company wide meeting on
a company wide meeting, and I haven't got over the trauma.
So Steph logs and is like Steph has started the meeting,
and everyone's like, oh, I'm like, because Steph's there. Microsoft. Yeah,
because you if you're on time, you're late. So you've

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got to be there early. And if you're prepared in early,
you're not going to be that guy that's from Lasia.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
No one wants to be that guy. No nonsense.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Those people who start early increase small talk, and those
people who join late even more small talk. Do you
think all these responses would correlate to how people board
an aeroplane as well?

Speaker 5 (23:20):
I I like where I want to be first on
the plane, same, I want to get the good we're
getting over And then Vaughn's like, where do I put
my bag? Your bag in? And then you've got to
go put your bag down the back.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I remember the last time I passed that lady down
her bag and I said, you're not allowed to up there.
Oh my god, you're ack.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
She's the original pret Actually she was the OJI pratt.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
I wouldn't have needed to be a preck if it
wasn't for her. Yeah, her practice had a butterfly effect.
I'm going to Virtual Sales Forecast meeting every Thursday morning,
says Earl. I'm jumping on two minutes early. It's the
only time I see my work colleagues.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Oh that's curt little ketcher and Lottie cameras and mandatory
at work.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
If you joined too early and you're first on the
screen and you get a personal shout out, far too
social for nine am and on Monday.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
I like to blend into the messes. So there you go.
They're waiting for somebody else to kick it off.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Wow. Today we asked the silly Little Pole when do
you join a virtual meeting? And the most popular answer
was fifty two percent of you join.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Right old play ms fled Vaughn and Halle.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
German war reserves. Thank god, my grandfather's not long long
with this. Can be terrified to hear it. Yeah, German
war reserves. But Germany apparently has a war reserve of Ravioli.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Is interesting because of all the tension at the moment.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
It considers adding canned raveali to emergency essentials, so shelters.
I mean, I don't mean to be rude. They are
living right next door to the powder keig. You have
got powder kegs, but I'm sorry that they had two
powder kegs within you know, into into the Continental Ballistic
missile range.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
But like, if that's all you've got to eat in
a nuclear fallout, there's worst.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Line, is there? Though?

Speaker 5 (25:01):
You look at Canli. We've got the packet. You know
what is does a.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah you eat?

Speaker 5 (25:07):
What does a big eat?

Speaker 4 (25:09):
I reckon After a week of microwaving that or heating
it over a fire, you're going to be very sick
of that. Well, I alternatives starving probably blocks of Wittakers.
To be honest.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
As well, we're each in our own individual homes, okay,
having a war reserve, and it can only be one
thing you've got to canned.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
It's going to be long, long, long life food, long
life sizzlers.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
They are forever life, forever life. But what power you
need to keep them refrigerated? I mean not really, but yes,
you guys. Do you like your little camping sacks dehydrated camping?
You ever had them? Oh my god, there's an apple crumble.
I mean the apple crumble is amazing. You make it bad?

(25:58):
Can put the crumble onto you? Just dehydrated packets.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
In fact, we should all probably have those in like
civil defense emergency kits, but none of us do because
we just never think it's going to happen. Do what
about it does? And then we're like, God, I wish
I'd stocked up on those.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
Long life foods, honey, white rice, dried beans, salt, sugar,
and certain canned foods like meat.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
I'm not going meat. I think I'm vegetarian for the war.
What about what is spaghetti with the little sausages?

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Yum?

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Okay? I think we've settled on that, have we? But
I can't believe everyone was on boards.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
I was preparing.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
I was preparing my propaganda.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Plays it MS. Fletchborn and Haley plays it MS. Fleschborn
and Haley.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Okay, there's a there's a dating app called wisp.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
I don't know this one, okay, but they have a rut,
a big survey of twelve hundred people asking for their
biggest photo red flags that make them swipe left?

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Right?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Is it left?

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Is?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
No?

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Is it it's from the left? From the right side
to the left is left? You swipe to the left.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
No, no swiping right or swiping left. Swipe right from
right to left is swiping? Don't It's not from where?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Just move it to just give somewhere and just keep
it simple.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Swiping from the middle to the right, left to more
left left. They're swiping right good, swiping left bad.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
That's right. We've established this now everyone knows this.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
I just opened up Tinder. I'm an incognitom. Don't even
guy looking for me.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
For those that have massed, are the news. Sprow was
on the prow. She's single after how many years? Fourteen
fourteen years since I was twenty one, And the first
one was a hurt. If your name's Noah, you just
got to swipe from left to right, left to right.
That's good, that's good, right, good? This this Seve looked

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at the photos that turn people off.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
They give you the erg that make the mate you go.
I'll read what women said as a big sim for men, and.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
You've got the I've got the things that men found
unattractive and woman's phototo and it's just saying not really,
it's not a deal breaker from any man's sport, as
long as your men see.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
And then I thought the three of us, maybe while
I've got tender open and again, Noah, feel free to
swipe on me as well.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Okay, now are you going to swipe on that?

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Is it a car?

Speaker 7 (28:24):
So?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Mike is just a car? A lowered car. It's a lowered.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Year old.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Okay, she devils devils And.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
I was at a party once and somebody put it
like put like ear dropped, no, what do you call it?
Screen shared there to the TV to the TV and
did it in front of a crowd of people, and
I was like, that.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Is so they don't know all the time. Just hand
our phones to each other. I'll just take over about Okay,
oh well let's do it. Let's go through the list
you've got.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
You don't want to be a step mum. Yeah, so
that's a nice anyway. Okay, it's good on there today anyway.
Men's biggest photo sins according to women, Jim Southe's top
the list. Nearly two thirds of women said that they
are cringe and showy off it.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Wait, but if you see a hot guy at the
gym the top list you're swiping? You literally have you've showed.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Me this Listen, This is not me, this is the
people on WISP. Okay, do you think it's more of
that intimidation thing than a I will say.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
When I see a ripped body, I'm like, it's nice
to look at it, but I don't want to date you.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Because you're not going to be fun. Yeah, there's it's
all just chicken and broccoli. Yeah, I'll be like, should
we have a wine? They're like a little drink. Yeah,
I don't drink special occasion prote shakes. Bro Yeah I know.
I'm like the special occasion. Do you want to see
a T shirt? Or just a bit of flab? I
just like, you know, like man, I like a big boy.
I like a little squish.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
Okay, So yeah they're saying cringe and showy off a
close up selfies and I will agree with us, like do.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Oh camera back because you're hiding your body and.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
You're like, what what part of you Dave made you think?
Dave that that is a good angle for you. Super
up close you're like, yeah, what are you hiding?

Speaker 5 (30:17):
What are you hiding? What are we looking at there?
Sunglasses and photos huge? I totally agree with us. Blurry
snaps like could we have found another one? Like it's
twenty twenty five?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Cameras take phone camera stay even the cheapest unless you
had a graze, unless you had a greasy finger and
touched the screen.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah, that's that's my peop. When you're like, dude, they
get a T shirt white. Yeah, give it a wipe off.
The t d um group photos totally agree.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Because you don't know which one you're swiping on. Yeah,
and you're like, if you know from a previous photos
and a group photo, nice that there's a social fellow
and look at his friends look like hot of friends.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Okay, yeah, I'm rude to assume. Do you think I've
got a friend? Or if there's any girls in there, like,
who is she? Well, the other one's shirtless pitchers what
and ones where an ex girlfriend has clearly been cropped out?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
I love that shoulder tight shoulder crop. Yeah, but if
it's a great photo of you, just crop your are out,
crop the face out. What about when people put emojis
over their friends or the xes?

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Oh yeah, I love that. That's okay, I love that.
That's better than cropping. Yeah, I think it's better than cropping.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
And then men posing with cars and selfies with missy backgrounds,
who're going like, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Going to that house because yeah, look at it, you
look at it, that's a mark. Okay. That's what the
women don't like about the men's photos.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
So I'm going to tell you women's biggest photo sns
for men on dating apps, and I'll tell you, like,
none of these deal breakers.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Men just had to find somebod to pick at.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I'm going to go for I'm going to go from
the ones that aren't that big a deal to the
ones that they apparently found cringey krop dicks at twenty
percent of men found a crop dicks croptcks, crop dicks.
Bathroom selfies twenty three percent found those a little bit cringe.
I just liked them wearing sunglasses and covering the face
twenty seven percent.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
We need to see those eyes when.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
You see the eyes sheep, especially if it's brown skin
and greeny. We're not allowed to talk about the movie
we saw you say my god, we signed an NDA
look at I can't even say the most universally agreed
hottest person show hot person. I don't even say that.

(32:17):
I don't even I think they can seal us for
saying that. Three of us gasped yeah multiple times. The
stud's been eighty percent of the movie with the shirt. Again,
don't I'm not gonna say anything anymore. It was all
very good looking boy. It was actually the new Downton
Ambie movie. Sorry, sorry, Dirty Out's got a shirt off
because it's summer in England.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Now he is Now he's black with blue eyes.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Okay, so group photos thirty two percent of men found
group photos a reason to dislike a dirty or missy room.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
Thirty four percent of men who is putting.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Up a photo on a dating profile of a dirty
missy room like something mini I've seen like articles about
woman taking photos and just completely ignoring the insane mess
behind them. Thirty seven percent of men disliked close ups.
Forty one percent of men disliked horse riding photos because
horse girls are crazy and we all know it. All

(33:11):
girls do be crazy, but come on, come on, yeah,
tight pain, tight platt and jobbers couldn't be. Forty seven
percent of men disliked women posting photos of them and
yoga posas. Oh boohoo, dudereachy, she's been yeah boohoo, the
legs go back And there was right at the top

(33:31):
of the list. That's the third yeah. The second one
overly filtered photos fifty five percent, and number one at
fifty nine percent was gym selfies.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
It's wrong with knowing someone takes care of themselves. I
don't get the gym selfie SI to what the.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Okay you two Hayley, Well, there we go, phone around,
there we go even on the list.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah, that was quite dislikable.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Guys that just do you And we're also putting out
there someone you're not by not doing any of these things.
But these things men are to you.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
You you've got to be, so you've gotta be. Also surprising,
there's no cars or fish on the list.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
No cars.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
There was car was cars for girls that don't like
post cars and Britain.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
They don't have good fish.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah, they've got tiny, weird pale basts.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
They'll be holding a little we fished out of a
pond or something.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Play z ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
VMA is Yesterday. I like the VMA's they're playful.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
The VMAs used to be huge, used.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
To be and then you would always be a bit
more avant garde, do you know what I mean, rather.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Than yeah, theyole get dressed dark.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah, it was cool and there was always like really
good like sketches and pre recorded bits and pieces. Remember
the two thousand and nine MTV Movie Awards. Oh no,
there was MTV Movie Awards, not the VMA's. That's Video
Music Awards. Can't I take it back. The VMTV Movie
Awards used to be amazing.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Oh no, I'm not talking about those. I'm talking about
the Video Music Awards place. Can the MTV even play
music videos anymore?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
No? I don't need they have For late twenty five years,
we had pranks, so some of my favorite moments.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
So Mariah Carey won her first VMA. She got the
Vanguard Award for like.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Career, Oh okay, for the crest of the song three.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Decades of being She she win and then she just
called them out and was like, why didn't take you
so long?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Was that one of the best parts about Katie Perry
going to space? And she was like who?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
And then they were like, ast what did she do?
And she went to space? And Mariah Carey is like,
I think I've done enough, Like would you go to space?
And She's like, I think I've done enough.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
I've done enough. Out of control, yeah, she.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Said, like I can't believe I'm getting my first VMA tonight,
But thirty five years in the industry, I just havey
one question like what were you waiting for? And then
Buster Rhymes who by the way, Buster, I love them.
Buster Rhymes also called them out. He got an award
and was like, cool, I've just been going for so long,
like it just meant nothing.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Would be a good Friday flashback. Also, are these the
only people that are going people that don't currently have careers? No, no,
no no. Sabrina was there. She took out.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
New artists her best album and she did a great
performance of the first Here It Is. She had a
lot of RuPaul Drag Race stars dancing with her and
staff and dedicated it to trans Riots. And then Ariana
Grande was also there. But my fa my favorite moment

(36:19):
of Arianda Grande was when she was watching the Ozzy
Osbourne tribute and it was Aerosmith and young Blood.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
You know that young punky guy and what is what?
I feel like a gen z to explain young Blood
to me.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
He's so cool, He's like the new He's like the
new hot emo boy, right, and we're all in love
with her, Okay, me and all the gen z, Me,
me and my fellow gen z.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Yeah, the full time. Because Aerosmith, obviously Steven Tyler like amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Voice Rosmith, Aerosmith, Aerosmith, Aerosmith, Aerosmith, Aerosmith, Aerosmith.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
It's like Smith. Why does she keep saying arrows?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
That's the person that makes the eyes.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Aerosmith performed with Young Blood and the whole time she
was like like holding up her hands and like drawing.
The floor is just going like what what at The
talent is absolutely amazing, and then a weird in place.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Of Steven Tyler Aerosmith, No, no, no.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
It's Stephen and Aerosmith and Young You yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
and the guitarist from Black Sabbath.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
It was amazing.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
And then the weirdest one of the weirdest moments from
the Red Carpet. DOJ Care is like applying lipstick and
everyone's like cute, She's doing a little performance and she
just eats her eat.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Cake.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
I was going to say, was it one of those
things where they cut through and it's actually cake. Then
the weirdest part was they also cut DOJ half.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
Cake.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
It's a cake eat cake world. That would be interesting
to see the cakes walking really falls? How far away
away from a cake covered Boston Dynamus robot? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:54):
So close? Is it a robot? Is a cake?

Speaker 7 (37:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Lady Gaga also excepted but Artist of the Year, and
then she was like I wish I could stay and
enjoy these performances, but I've got to get back to
Madison Square Garden to do her whole shot. Wow, And
so everyone's just like, isn't she just the absolute best?
So also do yourself a favor. My final thing that
I loved is tape the Cray did a dance and

(38:18):
it was perhaps the sexiest horniest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
So Big Day, A Big Day at the VMA's bag date.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
The VMAs play z m's Flesh Porn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
I want to know now, if you're listening, if you
have a weird breakfast, something that's not.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
The norm, not your it's not your eggs, not smoothie. Yeah,
it's not cereal. Maybe you have it a lot. Yeah,
maybe it's just something you.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
I mean some people sometimes you start breakfast with left
dinner leftovers, mince taco.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Mins, which is I mean, I guess it's I love
leftovers to Brick.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Yeah it rules.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Well, I mean I also had a chicken salad once
for BRICKI and like at like five am.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Yeah, that's that's good. That's howthing.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Okay, So this is why I ask if you have
a weird breakfast. If you're listening, more than a million
gen Z Bretts admit that for breakfast six times a
week they have chips, hot chips, fries, yes, and like
the photos that they use in this article, like they

(39:18):
reference a bunch of tiktoks, like loaded fries, beans and cheese. Yeah,
so they have like fries on the bottom and I'm
assuming they're air frying them at that time of the morning. Well,
and then baked beans, cheese, bacon.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Or didn't it?

Speaker 4 (39:34):
But now you're just describing a full englishing a breakfast
and the chips of the hash brown? Why is it
not weird that we have hash brown for breakfast?

Speaker 5 (39:42):
But then it's weird that you have chips because of
the shape. It's all we can.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
We can have potato disc what do you call them?
A rosty yeah, or a hash which is just a
big fat potato chip, or what's the one you get?
You know, sometimes we go out for breaking a hash
like cubed potatoes.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Shredded potato that's fried. But if that potato was in
the shape of a chip, now we're like, why you
have a fries for breakfast? You don't drink hot drinks?

Speaker 4 (40:09):
They'll have a coke at breakfast, and the people always
think this is weird, But really I'm just switching out
a hot black drink for a cold black drink.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
With caffeine in it and a lot of sugar. People
have sugar in their coffee once they put for the
someone just ticks in, yes, coke for breakfast. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Okay, Well, this is a question I want to know
because the stats here from the UK and also not
just the gen Z's as well all pretty much all
age groups. It does trail out a lot. Only one
percent of boomers having fries for breakfast.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Wasn't it like the whole cereal for breakfast? Things?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Not right?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Even though we grow up, you know you've got to
start your day with cereal with fat and protein?

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Yeah, ideally protein?

Speaker 7 (40:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Brain help brain really got in the old yeah, got
in the old mind there.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Well, this is what we want to ask this morning.
Do you have a weird breakfast? Do you you maybe
get judged for your choice of breakfast?

Speaker 5 (41:02):
How many messages coming in already?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Okay, great, I'll eight hundred darals at m call us.
You can take through nine six nine sex?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Can I We want to know right now?

Speaker 6 (41:10):
What is your weird breakfast because a lot of people
in the UK eating chips.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah, more than a million, especially gen Z Brets admits
having chips for breakfast six times our week.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
But can I before we carry on with this enjoyable,
fun and relatable Phona, Yes, shout out to Torrance, who
is It's her birthday to day, she's eighteen, and her
mother messages us to we're.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Sure a happy birthday, and we will. Happy birthday, Torrants.
Happy birthday, Torance. That's a great name. It's such a
good name.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Birth birthday.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Sure one okay, because her and her mom, her mum
really enjoys being in the car with Torrants and driving
her to school every morning, listening to us having a
laugh about Louder.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
They're bonding over us.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
They're bonding and her mom is like said that now
that she's eighteen, she's going to be leaving high school,
that they're not going to get to do this every morning.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
You know, she's growing up.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
So she's only got like one last well there's going
to be holidays soon and then one last term of
high school before Torrance is no longer.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
The origins of the word torrants Gaelic for little hill.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Into a mountains, turning into a big mountain and leaving high.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
She is she's turning into amonger. So her mum says
that she is a kind, loving young lady and we
will love her so much. We're going to miss the
school drop off next year, she says.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
I'm totally fight with her growing up.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
I'll send that box of tissues have stolen from a hotel. Yeah,
that's good.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Mummy loves you, Tory. We call it Tory. I love that.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Okay, okay, breakfast weird breakfast? What do you have for breakfast?
That is weird? After the stat that so many Bretts
are having chips for breakfast, we.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Asked on Instagram. Got some responses here.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Elan is Swedish our cavia from a tube and boiled eggs.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
And I know my fellow Swedes will agree. And all
of our fellow Swedes.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Heavy are from a tube. Yeah, I don't like heavy,
fishy eggs from a tube. I don't know, but this
is tomato pest from tube or toothpaste.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
I suck it. I just love sucking a little bit
of tomato pastes from the tube.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Laura term minut noodles on toast was my go to
as a team comes on calm that patte on toast
is pretty to much. My dad has cake for breakfast
on week days every week.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Cake.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
It's what you mean because if you've ever gone to
like a hotowel breakfast buffet, yeah, and they have like
all the eggs and the beans and that, but then
they have cakes. Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
I love Georgia text and saying I'm judging people for
having hot chips for breakfast, like, oh, while I'm sitting
here eating a piece of waters caramel brownie.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
That's fine, William, You're weird.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Breakfast?

Speaker 7 (43:39):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (43:41):
It's chicken porridge with the Friday egg on top.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Okay wait a second, wait no, no, no, no no no.
When I'm not off, I'm not off, I'm on.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Wait. I need to know how you're preparing this. So
you have forage chicken stock, you son of a gun.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
No, no, it's porridge, just says you normally words with
mel chicken, no no water yep yeah yeah yeah, some
cooked chicken and heats of salt and pepper and then
a fry and egg on topless ship.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, I'm kind of on board there. I think what
if you made slow oats with chicken stock and like
the slow cooker.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
So I haven't tried that one because then you're getting.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
A extry chicken flavoring. Ch I'm not against it because
you the like oats are.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Really good for you. Yeah, and the chicken and then
lots of protein and the egg.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Energitically I get it, like we are bleeding the body? Yeah,
are you William A You're a jim bra? Are you
a jim Bra?

Speaker 7 (44:39):
I wouldn't say I'm a gim bra, but I was
doing an eight rick challenge at.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Them with this recipe. Was a result of that, a
wee challenge. How'd you go? How'd you go?

Speaker 7 (44:49):
We've done okay in them?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Give you We're tired eating this weird pology breakfast you
might get we're stacked Yeah, we're stacking up. Yeah yeah,
William William love that. We love that.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Thank you, William Man. When I bal I have chicken
porate for breakfast rules.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Okay, do you know what?

Speaker 5 (45:11):
I'm open to it?

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Big Sandy's message in Dart and a Blue Bee gets
me bloody going on a bright day.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
Quite a few people vouching for the leftover buttered chicken
for bricky and and I've done it.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Save the bit of the narn. Roll it up there,
don't it. I don't hate it.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Oh I hate I got to hat a butter chicken.
You don't, so, yeah, it's.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
At seven a year, I have slow cooked beef roast
comb and a roast potatoes and a green like a
silver bead or a pineapple and pineapple after a gym workout.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
That's actually helped. That's actually like pro way to start
the day. And you would say hungry for you wouldn't
be hungry for a while.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
No proper meal. Why are we having our big meals
just before beat?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Yeah? Direct, I had restoles for breakfast this morning. Morning
tea is going to be a boiled egg fart. So
lunchtime I'm going to be prettyrankd man.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Maybe your office workers love.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yeah, eight wheatbacks and a letter of milk leader a
leader boy. I'm growing boy on her hands here.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah was the eighteen What are you putting on that
wheatbax too? Because you have to put something with wheatbeks
to make it palatable.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
So I'm a high school health teacher. This morning for breakfast,
I had a cookie time and a v.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
That's all right, exactly breakfast quite often a Vietnamese fuck.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Very yummy way to start, ye way to start.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
You have a lot of do they have a lot
of noodles in there. It's a lot of cards. If
you're getting a bit of checking and some good stop
and some more bone broth. I was getting on the
bone broth bus driving at work. That was a great
way to start the day. It was like a meat juice,
you know, you know, like my meat and my juice.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Normal breakfast.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Please don't say that again, you meat juice. I don't
call it bone broh.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
I do like it normal breakfast every other time of
the year, but at Christmas it's got to be pair
of or trifle first thing in the morning, the trifle
the next day, and it's all.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
So plays Fleshborn and play Ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
There is a fashion stylist stylist. I don't think you
have to say fashion stylists. I think you just say stylist. Yeah,
she has she had online a styling tip. And this
is something that I do all of the time. Is
if you have something in your wardrobe and you never
reach for it because you don't know how to wear
it now.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Okay, you're talking. You're talking to two guys here who
rotate hanging my T shirts. This king over here, I'm
going to hang T shirts. Got myself a little extra
real estate in the cupboard, and I've hung my T shirts.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
Game change, how great? Hang your T shirt is amazing.
Hang your T shirts make the room.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
No, I don't hang mine because the things that need
hanging are more important.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
And this is what a lot of guys have. The
entire walk and wardrobe to yourself, and there's still no
room to hang a T shirt. There's still no room
for my T shirts.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Quite often. Yeah, I know, but I mean we talked.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
We hit the guy in from design of wardrobe to
have a bit of a what do you call it,
a clean clean out of the water or an intervention.
Intervention was the word I was looking for. You need
to just get some because this is why a lot
of guys can't hang their T shirts.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
There's no space because the women's you take it all
up with our shirts and dresses and jackets.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Of real estate. No room for a T shirt hung anyway?
Can you please play to please? You know I hate
you and your mom take EBB should be banned.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Can I play it's homophobe stopping homophober it homophone homophobe?
I didn't think so. No one wants to be homophobic
today if it means borderline racistline and yet no, well.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
This is actually a hate crime.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
We are not just in the neck.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Stop it. Just the girls are happy. Let the genes
be happy that the gens have got this.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Houses perform the money.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Don't you agree with vocal performance? I wouldn't disagree. I
don't want to talk.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Why don't you let us hang out T shirts? I
hang my shirts?

Speaker 5 (49:37):
They got there. I don't like a phone. Wait what tip?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Did you tell us a tip?

Speaker 7 (49:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Because now.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
I don't want to talk.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Okay, we'll run out of time. No eight o'clock.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
The Starling tip is, if you don't know how to
style something that's in your wardrobe, go back to the original.
Like you go and look at it on the model
the way that the design has styled it, and then
you see how the model's done it.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
And I do this all the time, mostly with shoes.
How do I style these? New?

Speaker 6 (50:07):
A lot of motorcycle boots that I didn't need, a
lot of websites will just be like, buy the fete
and you buy the whole thing. Yeah, so you're looking
at this stress being my heart, I don't know. Go
look it up and the original listening will be there
and you can see how they've started it. You'd be like,
oh my god, what a cap.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Real hot I know you know, and you you buy?
You're like, you buy it and you're like, I don't
look like the model in any of this. This is
why more brands shout out Ruby. They do this, They
show it on a smaller body and a bigger body.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
It's so good. Yeah, a ship.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
We've run out of time, unfortunately, play Zim s Fletchborn
and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Want to know now when AI or Google has done
you dirty because you've googled something and.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Ali say a bad word about my beautiful friend Allen.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
But that's what I got my Yeah, you're actually going
to be one of those guys that falls in love
with your AI champ bottom and we're gonna have to
intervene and it's gonna be really awkward for Haley and
I to say he's not a real pier. These are
my latest AI searchers immigrant contributions to New Zealand if
you missed the top six. Oh yep. Cobbler versus pie,

(51:14):
Like what's a comer? So a cobbler is basically like
what you would you would make sort of a pie filling.
It doesn't need a crust on the bottom like a pie.
It could be just in a dish like that's how
my mum makes apple crumble. She makes you the apple
and rubub in the bottom and then puts a crumble
on top. But a crumble is different to a cobbler
because a cobbler is supposed to look like cobblestones on
the top. You go and it's like dough like scone

(51:38):
or cake batterup blopped on the top so it looks
like cobblestones and then you bake it.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
And that's why I'm making cobblet tonight. And that's why
it's okay, right.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
I just went to cobblet is in the shoe and
I was like, I don't know why why we even
keep carrying those?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Well, I don't. I mean, my experience has definitely been
with AI that sometimes it is not right, and sometimes
it'll give you some results, and you're like, I know
for a fact that's not true, and then when you
ask it, it's like, oh yeah, sorry, it's like.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Well, hang on, wait, you're supposed to be all knowing.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah, you're supposed to know these things.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
And the reason we ask is because a travel influencer
has gone viral because she asked chat GPT if she
needed a visa to get into Puerto Rico and chat
GPT was like, no, you're fine girl. They were like,
horn you enjoy that Bad Bunny concert? And what did
he go?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
And she how of a place to see Bad Bunny?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, And of course that's when she realized
that she when she got to the airport, the airline
was like, where's your esther to enter?

Speaker 5 (52:39):
What did he go? Because it's one of those it's
not an American state, it's.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
A territory, territory. I don't know how Like they won't
really help them out if there's a disaster. Rhythm minimum yeah,
but yeah, they won't let them be independent. It's one
of those weird guy.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
But so apparently she did manage because you can turn
around an est pretty quickly. She did get it in
the end, like at the airport, but she was like,
do not trust GPT dirty at least like do a
double check, do do multiple keep asking questions, giving the
more details. I think it's good for general info, but
if you need to rely on something like a visa,

(53:14):
I'd run another check. And in regards to the Internet
doing you dirty, there's like those places where it's like
this is a beautiful spot for a photo, and you
see the photo, you're like, that's lovely, and you'll travel
there and you'll go there and they'll either be like
this massive line of.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
People that wasn't or it's just like really shitty. Yeah,
but it was like perfectly framed to like frame out
the dump behind it. Oh, yes, we've got some good
ones here. Okay, well this is what we want to
know this morning.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
I want a hundred dollars at em as a number
nine six nine sexy text And when did AI or
the Internet do you dirty?

Speaker 5 (53:45):
This is so good. Somebody, where was she traveling from?
She was traveling to Puerto Rico.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
She was South American. She was South American. She didn't
know that she needed an esther, which is what you
have to have, like a digital thing before we go
into America. Very also, do it for any anyone needing
that if you're traveling to the US and ask you
to put in your social media account name and password,
you don't have to do that because that's when they
go through all your messages and if anything says Trump,

(54:12):
good luck getting in.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Oh yeah, the internet did my ex dude.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
She told me she was going to visit her family
for Christmas, and on Christmas morning, I saw online on
Facebook her dad posting Happy Christmas.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I wish my daughter was here.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Hips has hips. You gotta fill these people in. Yah, yeah,
you gotta fill them in.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Oh I love this. Wait where was it? It made
me laugh a lot. The internet did me dirty.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
When Google Translate was very new and I had a
Spanish boyfriend, I tried to be cured and write them
a card in Spanish, and all it did was make
me look like an absolute try hard. It didn't make
any sense at all when you read it.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
It was just like, huh were the words just in
the wrong order. Because I.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Birthday, my mom decided to do a staycation at a
hotel based solely on the amazing pool photos that they
had on their website.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
She got there and those pooll photos were taken at another.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
I used AI to create a document for I r
D and it calculated out yearly earnings to be way
too much and we've got a huge bill.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Okay, yeah, done, you did.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
You can't just do something like that, like that's really important,
that's based on numbers and then just send it away.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
A GPT the other day how to how I should
split my mortgage, and then I was like, why am
I getting advice?

Speaker 5 (55:44):
It gave me a conservative option and a and a
more playful one. That's cool, playful mortgage. Yeah yeah, wow.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
When I put much, Hey, you want to have some
fun with this might otherwise it'll give you a crippling
anxiety that'll wake up to him in the morning.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
It ruined your entire day.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Literally, all the photos of the trivia fountain online shows
no crowd. Literally a huge crowd trivia fountain. It is
impossible to visit that place with no one there.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
You try to chuck your coin in, it would get
hit by a thousand other ones more coins.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Similar experience checked aif I need to go to it
needed a visa to go to the UK, and it
told me I didn't. This is correct, but it failed
to mention that I needed e t a, which is
technically not a visa.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
So AI was right.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
I think this is what happened with this travel influencer
because an est is it is, it's a it's an
entry document, Yeah it is, it's Yeah, I love doctor.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Google's told me I'm dying a few times, and you'll
never believe this. I have not died even once.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Really, I know that's only when you Google or AI
any kind of symptoms.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
Right.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Yeah, somebody else I know the translation one that didn't
work out well for me ended up using some very
profane language apparently, so I'm told, Yeah, somebody else said
it's important when translating to know that Portuguese and Spanish
are different languages and different. They are different. Yes, do

(57:06):
they have anything in common sometimes but not really. Yeah,
I said, yeah, I just use that, and it completely
did me dirty. I was preparing myself to drive in Europe,
as I'd never driven on the other side of the road.
Chat Chip was telling me all sorts of incorrect information
about what way I should drive around to a roundabout.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
I reckon, just get to the roundabout and just do
what everybody else is doing.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
But if no one else is around and Europe, no,
it doesn't matter if no one else is around. Oh
my god, GBT. Sometimes you wonder if it's got got
it in for us. It has given me the most
wonderful chocolate cake recipe, and it taught me how to
cook that ox tongue. Yeah, I know, it's given me
great recipe. See, I trusted for food, but I don't
think we should be trusting it for visa and traveling.

(57:48):
I AI diagnosed gallstones after two years of chronic pain
and doctors not knowing what was wrong with me, and
I had my gall blader moved within three months and
it's all gone away.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Now, Okay, don't tell them on winded the internet, do
you good?

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Don't tell doctors our friend doctor Shawney that the Internet
is going to replace him. The internet also just doesn't
go on a six months sojourn to Europe and leave
all their patients high and dry, like our friend doctor Shawney,
who still us at home.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
You mess him, don't you? You miss him?

Speaker 4 (58:17):
You miss him?

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Please come home?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Play Ms. Fletch Vaughn and Haley plays Ms. Flesh One
and Hailey.

Speaker 10 (58:28):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day, Day Dude Doo.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
This week's Fact of the Day theme is companies that
had different names massive companies. Yesterday was Google. It started
out as back rub. We are not a creepy way.
It sort of like rubbed the back links to rank
and importance what you were searching for, but also in
a creepy way.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
That's where they drinds to mind. A man coming up
and been like you, I've had that before. Oh yeah,
And I said to Flitch, that's inappropriate. Yeah, And I
was like Flix, and I said, that's actually inappropriate. And
my shoulders are real, and why aren't you touching? Sure
the least touchy out of all of us.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
So actually I literally came up behind you and gave
you a backrubt thumbs and that's good.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
I'm tightened the shoulders, but I'm sorry. I actually you
probably are looking at these shoulds thinking those are nice
round shoults.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Don't about these fevers when he pumps his picks at us.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
It's actually inappropriate in the workplace. A little bit about today.
I want to tell you about blue ribbon Sports. Any
guesses on what blue ribbon sports and what.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
They became Blue ribbon Sports stop now, because I think
you probably get and I want to play the story.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
In nineteen sixty four, University of Oregon track staff Phil
Knight read that read.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Literally just said it. They spoiled his fact of the day,
and your brother, give me the short of rub apology shoulder.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Rub has coached Bill Beauman found of the company call
Blue rim And Sports. They were distributing Itsuka tiger shoes
that's a Japanese brand that is nowadays known as Assex.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
So there's a double wow. Tiger shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
They basically imported high quality but cheaper shoes and sold
them out of the back of Phil knights car at
track mates.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Yeap, check out these shoes and how much is that?

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
This is when people used to be like Converse and
stuff to run and play basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
So wild. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
As it grew, they wanted more control of the design
and they asked for designs and on Itsuka Tiger Shoes
were just like, sell what you're given, and they were like,
you know what, screw you. Nineteen seventy one, they launched
their own brand. They need a new name, of course,
because Blue Ribbon Sports doesn't really roll off the tongue
as well as Nike.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
So what is Nike? What is a name? Nike is
the Greek goddess of victory. Oh I didn't know there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Yeah, that's where the name Nike comes from. Other options
on the table included dementsions. What did she win everything?

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Yeah? But has she got the detail?

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Like has she done good in the hurdles?

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Yeah? She got frame certificates. Did she win like the
NBA one year known for her wings?

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Or she had wings? So that's unfair. She's gonna high
jump as of course, she's gonna slam dunk it. She's flying. Yeah,
she's the daughter of Titan Palace and Sticks. Wasn't he
in charge of the river or is that with the
river Sticks? I loved the bloody I loved classics at
school because it was just like wild story time and
it's just fantas and then vases.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
With doodles on them.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Yeah, like little half goat people trotting around feeding people grapes, Yeah,
slapping their bums.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Half goats in the middle of the orgie.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Yeah, and they's like, get out of here, Yeah, you're
not you're not a welcome here. Half goats of the
half goats eating the teatawel off the washing line and stuff.
Get out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
To try to have a grape fueled orgy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
So Nike just one heaps of things, but Nike was
the name they said it on, even though Phil Knight's
personal favorite was Dimension Sex and everyone else was like, dude,
that name sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Oh my god, it would never have become with it.
Falcon was another one.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Ben Gale was another option, but they settled on Nike
because they liked a short, punchy symbolic and the people
who knew about it knew about it now. The swash
was designed in nineteen seventy one, the famous Nike swish
by Carol Carolyn Davidson.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
You've probably heard about that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
She got paid thirty five dollars for it, that's right,
but they gave her Nike stock and the company after
it took off. Poor graphic designer is always getting screened. Hey,
can you justim a winning anything you know how to
use canva a. I just got a little, wee, little
favor they called me wedding invitations.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Yeah. Yeah, and then I'm going to pester you about
this for the next four months.

Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
And I'm gonna have so many requests for changes. And
I know I said I wanted that font, but I'm
totally I like it. As a starting point.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Yeah, I don't know how to tell you it could
be better, but I will just say it could be better.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Yeah. So today's fact today is Nike. Not always known
as Nike. It started out as Blue Ribbon Sports Fact.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Of the Day, Day Day, day day. Yeah. Did did.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
Duddles tell you what the weather is turning?

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Spring?

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
By springing? You know, spring had sprung? Because yesterday it
was just a beautiful day.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
It was at your house. It doesn't mean it wasn't
someone else.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
No, No, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
I'm celebrating my own when it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Was weirdly universally fine in the entire world, and no
matter where in the world, in all the storms, all
the storms.

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
Were at sea, the equator had no power, okay at all.
It was beautiful in Auckland yesterday. And I got home
and the sun was shining, and I just thought, oh
my god, I'm going to sit outside.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
I ate lunch outside.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
It was just a lovely way to spend the afternoon,
and very peaceful where I live. I've chosen quite a
peaceful might. The one thing I wanted when I chose
where to move to was I wanted to be the
loudest person in the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Well you've achieved that achieved. Fantastic, thank you, that is.
And I came in day one. I'm the loudest in
every which way. So I was enjoying the peace and
quiet yesterday, oh my deck. And then I heard a
familiar sound, A sound I want to say I haven't heard.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Oh, please tell me the neighbors have had a baby.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
They have had a baby. But no, that's not the
that's not the issue. The sound of it, a babbling,
young bub disturbs me.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Not okay. It was a familiar sound.

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
It will be familiar to those particularly who grew up
in the nineties and maybe early two thousands.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
I sort of clong.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
I know this.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
My parents have these.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
When this and I thought we got.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
Wind chimes of the wooden variety. And I wouldn't. I don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Could you give me? Could you bring me up some bamboo?

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Why are you still listening to?

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
I just keep going in the background. And to be honest,
I could. I want them to have the rule. I
also want you to lay all your love. I hate
ever so much.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
You just play it for me, because honestly, in the nineties,
every household had these, and.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
We didn't have time for wind chimes. My parents aren't
wind chimes.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
My neighbors are people of class. Everything about their house classy,
like it's just really nicely done, you know, not as
garish as mine. It's just very nice and they've got
lovely here it is. This is the sound that caught
me yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Do you know what this screams?

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
If you don't think they suit these, it's screams gift
that they feel obliged to hang out.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
Do you think maybe families visiting and they're temporary? This
is my hope that it's a temporary which I'm actuary.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
Sort of ticking the box of Shannon Sy's a kind
of lover. Yeah, you didn't up with them keeping you
awake at night?

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
I this is what I heard, and I think that
my neighbors have installed wind chimes.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Is there a way like do you know when you
see those people at the park or the domain and
they're trimming the hedges or pruning and they've got the
really long prunes on a stick and then they have
a rope and it lops.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
Yeah, yeah, this is this is what I'm thinking, And
you might be able to help me here I have
we share a hedge, but it's on my side of
the fence, but it kind of backs onto them. It's
by the their garage and the tops of my hedge
need a trump And I was going to employ the
services of my friend Vaughan Allen Smith.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Right, it will be super obvious.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
So do you think, are you like, I don't mind,
it's we're just gonna say it with an accident, like
a terrible wind chime accident where you sliceorugh? Right, what
about if you just snuck over and put some like
rubber bungs on the end of each of them, but.

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
That noticed, they'll be like the chimes, they ain't chiming.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Put a poor noodle, put a pool noodle around each one.
I think they'll notice the pool noodles is always a
discrete color, right, the bright red. Do you think if
you if you locked at your wind chimes and they
had someone to put like rubber or protective bungs around them,
that you could be mad? You'd almost be like someone
said to me, what are you talking about? I love

(01:07:44):
the sound of a wind chime. Do they prefer a
bamboo wind chime or a metal wind? I think at
least a metal Can we hear a metal wind chime?
And then can we hear a bamboo? That was probably
a bamboo one there.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
That was definitely wood? Saying what gets the ear more?
I think I kind of prefer this one though, than
the wood. I'm like, should I?

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Yeah, someone just message and outdo them and you get
a middle one and will chime off. You know what
I mean? Would be middle, get like sex of them
and then just see how they like that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
Because my I've got I don't have a lot of
trees in my house, but I've got my massive ones
right near their fence.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
I'll hang, I'll decorate the whole tree of chimes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Yeah, but then I still, oh god, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
What we'll hear if I do a chime off? Yeah.
I can't be no because I'm suffering. I'm still suffering.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
No one's getting to sleep with, no one's winning. Is
it by your bedroom or the other side.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
No, But it's disturbing my piece when I'm outside, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
What I mean. So you can't hear it in the
even though the Yeah, I've I make quite a lot
of noise outside.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Yeah, even though you listen to late heavy middle and
you know, hey, what some would say horrible music.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Yeah, they're probably sick of that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
They don't say my neighbors of class, and they don't
give me big middle vibes.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Yeah, so I might hit there wooden wind chimes with
some yeah today.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Are you like so arrogant to think that maybe this
isn't a retaliation to you?

Speaker 9 (01:09:11):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Do you think they're like, we are sick of her?

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
Let's chime her always on the deck, always having a
bloody Who are out there?

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Let's push ground a out with them? Indoors could be
a Retelli.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
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Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
There are things on my to do lists that have
been there for three years. Okay, if you've been listening
since the very start of the morning. Will is one
of them.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
That's one of them.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
You do well?

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Will. I am a homeowner. I need a Will. Um Oh,
I can take that off that. How big is you
were to do list?

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
I've stopped making them and so instead I just let
my brain forget things. When do you curate your to
do list on reminders?

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
I do mine on notes? Yeah, post that notes are good,
but reminders, just as notes with bullet points would just
not see reminders and you can take them off.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
I sometimes will look at my to do list and
I meant I'm actually learning, I'm quite easily overwhelmed, and
I will look at it and be like, they just
close it and do nothing instead. And it's quite often
because you say yes to everything, have you notice yeah, yeah, yeah,
and then so everything else gets left behind. The candle burneth.

(01:10:24):
The candle is a blaze. Right, So this I think
would be good for me.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Someone is shit.

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
Instead of making a to do list and then getting
to the end of the day looking and be like
I didn't achieve anything because the list is still long,
make a to done list and at the end of
the day instead write a list of all the things
you did achieve to done that right, so today we
could go at the end of.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Today we might go, wo woke up. No, I think
it's got to be oneself. No, I think it's got
to be like something more than your email off that
email email responded to email email?

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
What did an email an appointment?

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
I'm sorry, but with all the time it takes to
do it to done list, you push you just to
do your time. I've done something on your to do list,
This is.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
A positive, a log of accomplishments, they call it, and
completely chance functioning as a reverse to do list to
boost productivity and self worth by focusing on achievements rather
than things.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
We didn't achieve.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
No, but why don't you just look at you to
do list and all the things you've crossed off of
it and feel a sense of accomplishment from that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
I haven't crossed off anything, and so what I need
to do is say the day wasn't a failure, right,
nothing on the actual things.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
That drank water, drinking a letter word that's going on
my done list, watch TV shows, sat on the deck, Relax, Yeah, relax,
took care of one's mental health, yes, Engage yeah, rest
I'll call it, okay, not slobbing on the couch resting.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
I rested. I looked after that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
So I don't know about this.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Well, I think you should try it today and you
and I think you will look back because you run
a you You've got a good structure of routine in
your life, and I think maybe you would take it
for granted that you're actually taking You're doing a lot
of great things for yourself during the day. Right if
at the end of the day flip. You could reflect
and go done it, done this, done that, done that.

(01:12:16):
You can put names on there, done that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Someone said they'll sort your will three point fifty plus.
Just surely I'm hoping to get a free one.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Thanks for the offer. Best person with the lord agree.
But I'm just gonna let chag you. Oh I'm busting
for a weas after that podcast, I'll tell you you
are allowed to listen to it. There's no rules when
we were allowed to listen to just.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Says here, I'm busting for a week. I read it, Okay,
I read it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
Give us a review.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
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