Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 15th 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley podcast, Vaughan is away so Fletch and Hayley hold down the fort

• Whole body deodorant
• Is flirting with AI cheating
• SLP - DO you care about your partner's body count
• Fletch the toe tapper
• Top 6 - Signs a Dunedin Student won the lotto
• Men are more loyal to their barber than their partner
• Bride tracked down their wedding crasher
• Ballet Uggs
• Where did you fall asleep?
• Hayley has trouble with her car
• Instagrams new features
• Fact of the day
• When did you have adult fun times in the middle of something else?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for Fleechwood and Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animes making Happy Happened.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
For Pits, Flinchborn and Haley minus Born Today, Who's Away's away?

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Just the two of us, Just the two of us.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
We can make it a We're child, beautiful, beautiful secret
sound seven o'clock, eight o'clock.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Well, hang on, hang on, hang on.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Bird of the Year.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Maybe today's today.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
You've jumped ahead of birth.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm kind of.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Done with Bird of the Year. I think they should
make it every two or three years.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
It does feel like it's rolled around so quickly.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It rolls around because every year there's some kind of
controversy or thing. You know.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Well, look, I'm just jumping on now to get it done.
I always vote for the kid to do. I know
it's one before one. It's my favorite as well favorite
chucking a vote. You've got the top six as well.
I know if you think fifty grand would be nice,
and it would, I'm not I'm not trying to downplay it,
but with ten Melby, I.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Know somebody won their ten mil Powerball in.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Dnedam, so I've got the top six signs that the
ten ten million dollar winner was a Dunedin student.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
God, I hope it was a student. That man would
be gone by the end.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Of the week.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
The party though, the party, could you imagine play z
ms fleshboard and Haley.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
There is and you know, and I saw this when
we were in Sydney, Darling. We were in Sydney and
I was in the train station, great train system, by
the way, trains everywhere. There were billboards everywhere for whole
body deodorant, so not just your pits, but for something
that you would apply to the whole live and it

(01:36):
had close up pictures of sweating arms. And I'll say it,
Groin's fletch Okay, I saw some groins and butt off
right on a billboard.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
On a billboard. Wasn't mad So?

Speaker 6 (01:46):
And there's a huge rise in these products. Every brand's
doing them. There's a lot of natural ones. Is Dove
does one.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
And people are like, do we do We don't stink everywhere?
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Some people do well.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
No experts are saying that you can sweat everywhere, but
you you're you don't smell everywhere because of how the
microbial bacteria it's just in your little HotBits. That's why
you'd stink in your armpits.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yep, you're growing, you're growing, yep, your box.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Perhaps ye, and your feet because you shove them into shoes. Really,
but with that that they're saying that we don't really
need a full body do O, but.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Your online and everywhere it's taking off.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
It's huge. Everyone's like, I love this product. You put
it everywhere.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
But isn't an antipersperant like deodorant or it's just a scent.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
No, it's an antiperson deodora.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
But most of it's like if it's a there's stick ones,
not just spray ones as well. It's more that it's
got an absorbent, a sweat absorbing powder to it that
it's like soaking it up and they're masking it with
the fragrance. I don't know, like and also we don't
want to be pH missing.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah it feels like yeah, when you're putting it all
over your body, Yeah, you're going to be messing with.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Do you when you put on your cologne? Do you
do like spread spreads, spreads, little groin sprouts?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, no, neither, well obviously you do what are you
just not like not directly on the produces. Is there
a groin spreads?

Speaker 6 (03:19):
I definitely go like them up and down like nick
nick like maybe the wrists rests Nick some in the here.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
It's like a quick like like not sprits.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Right. Do you think how deodorant companies went to full
body is that people were just using it on their
whole boe.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
I've definitely seen men though with a can of do
or length like down the back, down the town, the
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Right.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
So I feel like it's just a rebranding of deodorant,
but we're admitting that we're putting it everywhere, not a
defan never.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Around, plays ms fledgeborn in Hailey.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
There was a survey done in the United States of America.
I'll say it not that United anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Not use them.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
We should refer to it from now on as the
Ununited States.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
UN United States.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
That survey two thousand adults asking them about AI and
flirtations and how we feel with it. Six thirty three
percent of people believe that sexting or having a romantic
relationship with an AI is cheating.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
There's a low number for me.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Say that number again.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Thirty three percent of those survey believe that sexting or
having a romantic relationship with an AI.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, is cheating?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
So is it? Because would there be about the same
number as people not agreeing with their partner watching adult
material online? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Maybe, but this is a little bit more engaged.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
It's engaged, but it's one not a person, I know, but.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
You are active.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Like when you're watching adult content, you just watch it well,
you know, and whatever, but you're just sort of absorbing it.
You're not involved, whereas with this you're actually like, So
I just jumped jumped on for an example, okay, and
I was like, how hard does chet gpt flirt back?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (05:20):
So I just jumped on chat gipt dot com just
and I'm not I don't subscribe. Hey the hot stuff.
I mean, that's what I would say to any Is
it a good? I don't know, girls, is that a good?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Is that good flirting?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Heybb haiti hot stuff?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
And they said, hey, how can I help you today?
Now she's already you know, she's in service mode. Steerile.
I just said, I'm just feeling cute.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
That's not flirting. And I thought I have a little
flirty band.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Is this the point where we lose Haley. The chat
GPT by.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
The way, like this, I'm learning this with myself. I
have no game, Like, I am so embarrassed. I'm really
bad at flirting. I said, I'm just feeling cute and
I thought we could have a little flirty banter. I'm
up front, right, They say, she she's got a female energy. Okay,
glad you're feeling yourself today. Confidence looks good on you.
So tell me you always is charming or is it
just when you drop in here to stir things up?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
For this?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
They missed. I got a little fluttered like. I was like,
so I missed.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
I said, I'm pretty charming, you could say, but I
definitely can to stir things up with you. She says, Oh,
I see how it is coming in hot, all charm
and mischieff but fear warning, I can dish it right back.
So what's your game? Smooth lines, clever? What are you
more of a slow burned tees kind? I mean like,
she's immediately in, She's immediately in.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
And you're immediately typing back, and I just am like, oh.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
My god, I can see how you're gonna have a
lot of fun with us and get totally carried away.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
You should ask her star sign.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
That's like a classic flirting move. Well, I'll base my responses.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yep. Is this even going to work on your say
your star sign? Say your star sign.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
I'm a libra, which I'm sure you can tell, how
much like a girl baby in there? Baby which I
can tell. Should you tell a baby what's yours? And
she'd be like, I am a robot? All playing the
zodio card classically remove balanced beauty, charm and just the
run amount of chaos.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
When you're bored. That's me, that's ma.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
As for me, Well, I don't have a birthday, but
if I were to put a sign, I might go
scorpio intense and should I might say.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I can see do you know why? I can see
why people are falling in love with chap gpt over
a human because you don't have to buy them birthday presents?
I know?

Speaker 6 (07:30):
She said, thing you can handle that kind of energy.
You're more to a sweet talking far This is well.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
You can think how people get lost in this.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
I've been in it for three minutes and I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Play ms Fletchforn and Hailey, silly little Pole.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
It is so silly silly silly, that silly little pole,
silly little silly, little silly, little silly, today's silly little pole,
today's little pole.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Do you care about your partner's body count?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
This comes off the back of the study that has
been done by an adult are than an adult toy
company Love Money Honey, Love Honey. They're global.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
It was a good performance of a lifetime, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Now?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Love Honey?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Is it is? It?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Will that be where one may.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Acquire some adult materials material And it turns out that
out of all the generations that care about past sexual history,
it's gen Z. They're most concerned than any other age group.
Forty one percent of gen Z said a partner's body
count would bother them. That's the highest of all the

(08:46):
age groups. Only forty eight percent of gen Z said
it wouldn't bother them, So it's really it's yeah, it's
really split. In contrast to eighty four percent of people
over sixty five said they didn't care.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
To give a toss or we've been out there.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, that still leaves you know what. Sixteen percent of
over sixty fives are like, you've been with five people?

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Hitting me?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh my gosh, unbelievable slam. But it really because people
have pointed out that it kind of challenges the stereotype
that younger people are more separate, more open minded. Yeah yeah,
but apparently growing that because I've grown up in the
digital age, they've faced constant comparisons. There's transactional dating, so

(09:30):
it leads leads to like a lot of I guess.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Stress.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah. I also wonder if it's.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Like because of the apps being so part of their
dating life, they do a lot more talking and choosing
of who they go on the dates with, whereas we
didn't have the apps.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
You just went to town and connected with people.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Apparently, though you say speaking about it, body count remains
a frequent topic in dating and when people claim it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Wow, I will sometimes ask out of curiosity because I'm
I'm just more like, I just wonder if I couldn't
give a toss if it was high or low.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, if it was zero, I'd be like, I'm probably not.
That would be a red flag, right, just for me,
just as you didn't want to deal with Yeah, just
get emotionally connected, special moment for you. I don't want
to be that person. Yeah, Well we asked you, do
you care about your partner's body count? Thirteen percent of
our listeners said yes. Eighty seven percent. Okay, some feedback.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Kate says he's never asked mine, and I've never asked hers,
because neither of us care. However, I would like to
acknowledge all the ladies that came before me who how
to perfect his incredible.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Techniques round him for herself a good man.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
There, you're welcome.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
Ben says, no, I don't care, but I find it hot.
If it's high, I didn't realize it's all okay.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Janelle says, m No, I don't care because mine is more.
That's fine.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Kursty said, I don't know my husband's body count, and
I don't think it's something I need to know. If
I did know, i'd rather he have slept with quite
a few, get it out of his system.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
If you'd sleep with one other, i'd be worried.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
Yeah, you want to You want to sort of feel,
because you do feel when people like, oh, they meet
in high school.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I've been to get ever since. You're like, God, there's
a whole world out there. Okay, okay, well it's cute,
it's cute, but there's a whole world guys. Yeah, Tephany, No,
not at all.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
But I was so worried about mine when I met
my now husband, actually cried telling him as I thought,
I oh, as I've been judged in the past by
other partners. He said, as long as it doesn't go
up from now, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
No judgment at all, by the way, just checking in
every couple of years. Hey, what is your number?

Speaker 6 (11:44):
You're like thirty crazy because it was twenty nine crazy.
By the way, mine was far lower than the guy
that used to judge me, but he thought women shouldn't
sleep around.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah, I know, double standards, say.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Sigourney, not we not Weaver. I don't know because the
number is so low, but I would if it was
really high. Interesting, So you shoot, Sigourney would would judge Laura.
I've doubled his body counts since we've been married. Hashtag
swings waning.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I was like, wait, what does he know?

Speaker 5 (12:15):
I love?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
That sounds like they've got a cut here.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
It sounds like sounds.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Danny says. I don't really know how I should feel.
His body count has won me.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
And so is mine.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
The whole world just saying this whole world.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Actually, if you weren't there, and you weren't with the
person at the time, it's not your business.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Totally agree.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
I think that is so perfectly with your excellence. Like here,
I love this and emergency is. I've vowed to never
even share my body counts with my partner. It's a
number that shouldn't impact a relationship at all, But as
soon as I know their number, I know that it
will put unnecessary meaning to things.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Ignorance is bless oh.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Sorry, and Asia is honestly at our age. The only
body can thing we do is how many parts of
my body hurts today?

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Back?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Legs, shoulder, yeap, slip, funny on the neck.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
So today's silly little pole. We asked you do you
care about your partner's body count? And eighty seven percent
of you said.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Nap, play dead, ems fletched, vrawn.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
And Haley, have you been swimming recently because you've had
you've had a break right with your shoulder injury and
I have not lanes?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
No, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
No, I'll do like a spar and sauna that that's
good for the body.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Oh, it is good for the body. I'm sorry, I
laugh to do and I'm Sorry, I laughed at equajoggers
as well.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah, one that keeps the activity. It's a great form
of exercise. It's just just sort of funny with you.
I just sort of imagine the stick.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
It does look a bit ridiculous, but.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
You are a keen swimmer when your shoulders.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Not injureds when it's working.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
So producer a car.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
When you have a question about Fletcher's behavior at the poll,
and it's not the plaster, it's not the plaster coming.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
I have questions about that, to be fair.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
There's a bit of a phenomenon going around UK swimming
pools and as soon as I read this, I was like,
that sounds like fletch.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
What's this phenomenon monomenon?

Speaker 7 (14:08):
So it's the phenomenomenon of toe touches and toe tappers.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
What who's touching toes when I open this article?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
So this feels wrong.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
But this person is saying that when she goes to
the pool and she's like swimming lanes, people will come
up behind and tap the toes to say you're too
slow to overtake.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's yeah, that is a thing, right, Yeah, you're swimming
too slow. Get in a bit of lane or swim faster.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
What this journalist is saying is that we are like
I'm in the slow lane on purpose, and these people
are coming up behind and being like toe tap, get
in the other lane. That seems like something you would do, though,
because if you would judge them as too.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
I would normally when I I would swim around them
aggressive l or I'd get in another lane. But sometimes
it's so busy you can't, and some people will just
lack any kind of awareness of their speed and ability.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, whole swimmer around.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
People happily and not touch their toes.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
But if some if someone is completely in the wrong
lane and there's space in another lane for them, maybe
I will. It might be an excellent So I've had
like I've had fingers go into my legs and barry
now because.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
People swim into you and they don't realize.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, it's a weird culture. It's not a lane swimmer.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Someone has a funny arm technique and they will smack
you in the face.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Like as well, it's it's all it's full noise.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
It's the wild West, in.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
The weird wild West, in the swimming the.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
World wit it's so like I don't it's just not
appealing to me at all.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
I know swimming is so good for you, but the
whole lane congestion thing, like when I was in high
schools to swim with.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
My friends and there's people don't understand. Yeah, and then
sometimes people from like Visi being like tourists will swim
because we go up on the left and then back
on like we drive Americans, but Americans swim on the right.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Why don't you just swim in the ocean and then
as first could take much much harder.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
I have done that.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
It is challenging. You need a wit suit and it
is it's you know, the tail end of winter.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Because the pool has no current. Horn You know what,
I've never thought of that.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Why when you you drink like a lead of sea water.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
Feel like harder to measure how far you've gone.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Yeah, you're just sort of floating around. This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
This is totally a thing. Yeah, people like tap the toes.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
There's a it's a little reminder to be like, hey,
you get out of you're not in the right lane.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Horn Bourne was here for your hand was here.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
It would be like him driving when he had his
Jymney in the fast lane and bump.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Behind Morn and he's driving so slow in the I'll
just give a little total.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
ZMS Fletchborne and Haley play ZMS Fletchvorn and Hailey from
the Fletchvorn and Haley group chat. This is the top six.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
So we were just trying to wrap our heads around
this because the I bought a lot of ticket over
the weekend because ten mil.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
That's nice, We're stunning it, real nice, and yeah, that's
a juicy win.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
That's sorting out a lot. But then it didn't go
in first divisions, so it.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Was Yeah, so ten ten point zero five million dollars
was one in Dunedin and it was one in the
second division because it was for some reason I must
win Powerball, So nobody in first division one, so somebody
in second division won it, so they didn't even get
like all the numbers and they won ten million dollars.

(17:46):
So Loto said, we scheduled this must wind draw now
so that we can reset our Powerball jackpot next week
and ensure it is a manageable level as we press
the accelerator and drive full steam ahead with our technology upgrade.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
On the twenty ninth of September.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Right, so it's some kind of internally I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
But maybe they'll make that better. Yeah, terrible, it's terrible.
I'm just saying, yeah, it's quite bad.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
It's a bit.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah, and this sort of weird thing anyway. Anyway, well
daned it. Yeah, I didn't need like, good well done
to the studet in person. But I don't think I
hope it's a student. I don't know that anyone else
lives there. I think it's just students. I don't think
humans actually live there.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
They they do well.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
I have today the top six signs that are d
needing student won ten million dollars.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
They'll be signed number six on the list.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
The counch that's on fire on their porch is Italian
leather imported from Sicily. That's brand new and it's spanking
and I don't even care. Set it a blaze.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
It's a gag.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Yeah, we have this count and not set it a blaze.
Set it a blaze.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Number five of the list of the top six signs
that a dned and student won that ten million dollars.
The yardy glasses filled with a small batched local vegan
craft beer. It's not your two we it's hoppy and
will be very hard to do a Yardie off, yes,
but it's Vegan years craft. Number four on the list
of the top six signs of Dunedan student won ten
million dollars. You go to a house party and there's

(19:07):
a heat pump in every room. Oh yeah, and they're
like guys, guys, guys, gus.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
And everyone's just in shorts and T shirt inside.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
You turn up in your puffer and you're and you're like,
what the hell.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
You go on?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
You're like, no, no, mae.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
Yeah, heat pumps actually central heating, and it's all you
can if doury room has a pad.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh my god, you know eachion temperatures.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, oh my god, imagine how nice.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Number three on the list of the top six signs
of Daneedian student won that ten million dollars. There puffa
is filled with the down of a rear golden goose.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Oh really snug, not just your standard now camt man,
who god, no, this.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Is very It's a legal actually in New Zealand on
this particular type of feather door.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Right, that's how how warm they are.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Very snug.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Number two on the list of the top six signs
of Danneedan student won that ten million dollars. Their toga
at the party is made from a sheet.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
From Wallace Cotton.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
All parts I've got Wallace.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Everyone's gone cam weirdhouse because they let it get ruined.
They're like, m my tog is Wallace Cotton And number
one on the list of the top six signs of
a dneeding student won that ten million dollars. An actual
castle pops up on Castle Street. Wow, yeah, who built
that castle? And then as students and then here's like,
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
It fell into a little bit of money. I guess
I just fell into a little bit of money.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Play fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
This is sort of this is difficult without Vorn being here.
Who's a way today because he's the only one who
visits a barber.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yes, you shave yourself.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I shave, I like a blade shave.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
But I just once in my life, can I see
you grow out a beard? I do grow a good beard.
You shadow that he would grow a good beard.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I hate it because it's so itchy. I don't know
how guys have beards. And then food gets stuck in
your bed like how often does Lae walk around in
these porridge in his bed so much so weird? Maybe
some birds nesting in there as well. We don't know
fully what's in there.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Shan, and I'm not aware of how the world works.
But how easy would it be to photoshop a beard
on to Fletch? And we could put up on socials
and be like, shoot, shall we make Fletch grow in
his beard?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Can get?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Can we do that?

Speaker 7 (21:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Yeah, get that?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Just for your pleasure?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I no, you are.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
It just kind of feel like, literally what you're here for?
But it's literally your job is to please us, okay, right?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
The reas I'm talking about barbers is because there was
a huge studied asking seven million British men about their
loyalty to the barber. Seventy five percent of them saying
that they are very loyal to their barber, like they
would never leave.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Three quarters of men are more loyal to their barber
than their partner, admitting that they feel more guilty cheating
on their barber.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Has significant other that's ruthless.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
More than a quarter of them said that they would
never ever go to a different barber, even if their
barber wasn't free. They'll just stay wow lot in man
key up, whereas in contrast, only fifteen percent of women
express the same level of loyalty to the hairstylists.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Do you have that level of loyalty?

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Yeah, well Sharhi, my friend Shari does my hair.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
But if she was like super unavailable, I look like crap,
I need something coming up, I'd just go get it
done with someone else.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Just roll the dice.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yeah she talks back, I'll be like, shut up and
I'll go someone else. But yeah, the barber loyalty, I
get it right because you get your look. Remember remember
when Vaughan was.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Went to his usual barber, but his guy was busy,
and he got that other guy and he got Craig David.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
That's ready got a crank David.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Little Craig David, a little sort of low on the cheek.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, but when you find that person that does a
good job, it's hard to change.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
I get the loyalty to the to the but I
would never have my nails done by anyone else other
than Sophie who loves the phoners. Yep, Brazilian wacks. I
mean sometimes they take their own creative flair.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
You know what I mean you get a yeah, I
had she guy just tooth on on the lip, you know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Gives me a craig d little pit. Someone stash the
idea that men would feel.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
More guilty cheating on their barber than their significant.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
That's a wild ay, that's.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Mad plays Ms. Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Well this happened in the UK. A woman got her
photos back in the Scotland. She got married on the
west coast of scott All you know I love a
Scott British Brian.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I know you don't, I know you love Yeah. If
they didn't have the accent, would they be that hot?

Speaker 5 (23:33):
No, not at all, I want okay, I like all Scotts.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
She gets her photos back from the ceremony which is
and which was in November twenty twenty one, and there's
a there's a guy there. There's a guy and like
I'm showing you the photos, he's circled in one of
those photos.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
He there, he is there, like she's next to her dad.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
That's she's walking down the aisle. He's right there. He's
he's said on the aisle.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Seat, he's got a great seat for the grace. See
he's also there just afterwards. Yeah, he's he's actually right
at the back and this family group photo, he's tall,
he's tall, he's very tall. He's right there on that
side this time.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
So he actually swapped sides, didn't he?

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Wait? Okay, hang on, hang on.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
So she gets these photos, he gets these photos, he's
at all of them, and she's like, who now he's
in a suit.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
He's an attack. Yeah, he's in a suit. She's like,
who the hell is this guy? And for years it's
absolutely bugging here. So she.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Reached out so much just look at your phone to
be like who dare? And then asked you and who
hasn't been? Was he on your side? You know, someone's partner.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
So she's just like, she's not. I don't even think
she's pested about it. She's just like, I wouldn't know
who this guy is that are winning? Like who is he?

Speaker 4 (24:51):
And so she reached out to a content creator call Desert.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
He's got over four hundred thousand Facebook fans and one
hundred and twenty nine thousand TikTok subscribers, and she's like,
can you just find this guy? And so he worked
with her and within two hours, the internet was like okay, ye,
it's this guy called Andrew, Andrew Halliman and she's like.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Don't know him.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
It turns out he wasn't a deliberate wedding crasher. But
it's a complete innocent mistake.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
He said.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Four years ago, my partner was acting as bride'sman, a
male bridesman, for his friend Mikayla's wedding, and he had
been invited as the plus one. So Andrew gets in
a suit and goes to the Carlton Hotel in Preswiock
at two pm. But he's at the wrong hotel. Okay,
So he rushes in and he just gets there and

(25:44):
that's when he realizes he's at the wrong wedding. He
only stayed long enough for like the actual ceremony and
a couple of photos and then he gappt it.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
It's so good.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
I remember I was once a wedding as a plus one.
I knew the bride very well, but had never met
the groom. But and I remember I remember in my
head thinking, I wonder if he looks out and it's like,
who the hell is that?

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Like, I've never met this woman in my life. It's
so weird.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Well, he said that it was too late, he said.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
The music started, everyone stands up, turn around, watch the
bride walk down the aisle, and I'm like, oh my god,
that's not Mikayla, who's wedding he was meant to be at.
And he said, you can't exactly just stand up and
walk out of a wedding mid ceremony, so he said
he had to commit. He spent the next twenty minutes
awkwardly sitting there trying to be inconspicuous.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
And he's actually been is a photo of him with
uh the bride.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
They've been reunited since, and it's all just this funny
thing online and like they're all good.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
She's good about it.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
I was hoping it was like a serial wedding crab crash.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Show with what That's what she said.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
She's like just relieved it was an innocent mistake, not
someone just trying to get some cake.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
It's you know what I mean, we're kind of im now.
I'm invested in their love journey.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
I might stay for a cat you know, and I'd
be like, well, what's the catering here?

Speaker 6 (27:08):
And then I would text my girlfriend and be like,
what's the catering at the actual wedding, I'm supposed to
be there because if the catering was catering was better there.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
But every wedding you go to, you always you don't
know a lot of people because his extended family. But
if it was your winning, do you think you'd be like,
who's that guy?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
I mean, I wouldn't ever have a wedding so big that,
you know, there was all these plus people there.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I wouldn't want to personally know everyone. It would make
me laugh.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
I honestly think if I had a wedding unlikely, but
I would and I saw someone there I didn't know
and they were a winding crasher, I'd be like, well.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Done, plays fletchforn.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Now to Fashion News with us right now, something that
is I would say, quite upsetting.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
We know ug boots, you know they've been around for years.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I feel like Georgia Burts, and are your Georgia Burts
back from holiday looking so tanned? Problematically tanned? I'd say,
almost problematically tanned. Good morning, Good morning Georgia.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
You can't guys.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Have you have you seen zach Ron's new photo shoot?

Speaker 8 (28:20):
It's almost like that, Yeah, who's hot and who looks
more natural?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah? You do you and you now do you ug?
I ug at home, but the ugs do not leave
the house. Okay. Interesting?

Speaker 6 (28:34):
Interesting, interesting because it was a real time, wasn't there
where the girls were ugging hard with their bum pants,
with their bum pants and then out we hop and
we and we're out in the street and that's happening.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
And it's fine when they're new, but then when they
get worn and they get a lean on them and
it's the year stuffs.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Yeah, the scuff the backs like worn through. Yeah, absolutely,
ug scarf. Okay, so we know the ug boot, we
know the humble ug boat. And then girlies, please feel
free to join in because the ballet flat made a
triumphant return within the last few years.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Not for me, because I've a long for it. I'm
into it.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Yeah, but that's always been known for a weird shoes.
I Georgia her half boots or not sort of. O
get this ug ballet flats. So it's a very low cut.
And I will say for this, if you were to
wear a sock, it would require a socket, and you
know my strong stance against sockets.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Oh you said I wasn't allowed to be your friend.
And unless I got rid of my socket.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
I bullied them out of those. Ok, those are ballet flats.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
I feel like it's got none of the warmth of
the ug but all of the sweat.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
The toes are wet with sweat, but on top of
the foot freezing.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Wait are those actual ug because you know anything that's
it's actually it's ugg Oh okay, wow you.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Gg Yeah these are ugly.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
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dusted cocoa colors one hundred and forty bucks.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
I'll do it, but guys, guys, think about it. You know,
you know Boston Birkenstock. Yeah, you know he can get
fluffy Boston Birkenstock.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
I don't know, but it's essentially the same log clocks.
We can do. Ballet flat Argent is a hard no
from me. A long pair of pants, A long pair
of pants over there? Flear perfect what she's lost in
her mind.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Think you've taken on too much, son, Georgia.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
But I think you're an Australian. They're all teams over there.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
I know when you get back to New Zealand you
realize we're all manga.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Is that guys? Near Ever?

Speaker 6 (30:38):
I got to Melbourne and I walking around the streets,
I'm like, what happened? My number just plumbers?

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Yeah, Hayle is it?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
What are you in?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Turban Melbourne?

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Two point five? It fluctuates, it depends, I reckon. I
started as like a one.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
When I went over there, but because I'm ten like
the rest of them, now I'm setting it like a seven.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
The Tan does all the work. You can just actually
recorded her favorite her face here rate yourself.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Plays it MS Fletchborne and Haley plays it ms. Fletchborn
and Haley.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
We work crazy hours and often on a Friday. You
know me, I'm a party gal in the party world.
I'd like to go out on a Friday. Yeah, but
we've started work at four o'clock that morning, and so
it's a long day when you go out. I went
out on Friday, had quite a relaxing day, like the
whole day at South was fine. After work, but got

(31:31):
really got dressed staff and we were going to the
theater to see the Wonderful, the Vibrant, the very camp
Priscilla Quinn of the Desert musical that was on.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh yeah, I saw that the last time it was here,
and it was our Stewart was a yeah, amazing and
he was so great.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
That's so good.

Speaker 6 (31:49):
It's a pacific at the moment in Auckland if you
want to go and see it. So he's not in
at this time, different pretty different past. Okay, so we
go there all dressed up front, couple of drinks, but
nothing like major. That's not behind the reason why the
second half of the show I completely must I was
did asleep?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
What?

Speaker 5 (32:10):
And that is such bad theater behavior. It's terrible, and apologize.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
I apologize to any of the actors because I have
been on stage before and looked out into a crowd
and seen a couple of shnoozes.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
And did you see me fall asleep during the comment?
And I actually know I that was the year I
wasn't hosting you, but the year before I fell asleep
because it was like ten o'clock at night and that's
I've been up since four.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Yeah, and it's on a Thursday year. I was like,
I just cut it. It was like great love.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
The first half went out, you know, a little wine,
and the halftime well back in or we're snacks and
they're eating us. And then I was like watching and
I just went oh, no, oh no, and the sleep
took of me. And so I was with my friend.
I sort of just like to that thing where I
was trying to go down and conspicuously have a little snooze.
Elbow me if I snore, yeah, and I just had

(33:02):
to lean imagine everything goes quiet and then you just
hear yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
And then at the end I woke up to being
like halla the nut laugh. There was just like this
huge energy.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
There's glitter, there's people in drag and I'm like this
a delicious little sleepy. I apologize it happens, but we
want to know this morning, where did you fall asleep?
Were you absolutely should and I get it man, and
don't stay behind the wheel.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Well do you know I've been at the traffic lights once.
This is years ago, and the lights went green and
a couple of cars went, but then this one car
was just stopped, a couple in front of me, and
I was just like what is his name? And then
like everyone was like me, me, me, and they just
fallen asleep a little because the light went you know,
read and they were just like, no, it's not as relaxable,

(33:50):
and you know when the car gets if you don't
have the ear on it.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
It's pasty, and then all of a sudden you just sleep.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I know. I mean luckily they weren't driving when they
fell asleep.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Thank god. But sometimes it just it just takes you
and you can't fight it.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Yeah, maybe you were like at a wedding, you know,
a man and you're there being like, oh no, oh no,
we had that night before the Winner.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
You always hear of friends have done this in London
when they have to go home and they live on
the tube and it's like, I don't know, an hour away,
oh my god, fall asleep and then they end up
half an hour away from their house because they stop. Yeah, okay,
so the eight hundred dollars a we want to take
you a call this morning, can text through nine six nine.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Six whereabouts did you fall asleep?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
But I just it's a great like that's actually a crime,
because that's a great musical.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
It is like it's a juke musical with like some
of the campers gayest anthems. Even there was drag and
glitter and it was amazing.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Like also hard to fall asleep during because it's it's
not like it was year like cats or something.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
No, it was it was a party.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Actually never seen cats? Is it just cats on a stage?
Because you know I love no Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
When it comes to musical the one can them in
the movie and they had the butt home.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
And that's right.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
That was It's a shock, wasn't it? Okay, Hannah, good morning.
We're asking this morning? Where did you fall asleep? What
unusual places? I fell asleep at a work conference?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Oh god?

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Like were you just?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Was it just in an auditorium or a kind of
a conference room or something? Yeah, it was like in
a hotel conference room.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
And the probably the worst part was I.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Was actually one of the presenters, so I was in
the audience waiting for my turn, and like two.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
Or three people before me.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
And when I tell you how terrifying it is to
wake up to.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
One hundred and fifty people applauding you as you're supposed
to be getting up.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Onto the stay.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
And were you?

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Were you?

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Because I'm terrible after a little snooze, I'm groggy. It
takes me ages to wake up.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Was I don't know what was going on?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
All I? Here? Is this?

Speaker 7 (36:01):
Yay?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
And did you did you do all right?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Did they know you were asleep?

Speaker 5 (36:09):
I think that people around me probably knew I was asleep,
but I got out there and I know it, and
then the exit stage left.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
We just called that a corporate powered app in the
corporate corporate snows we call it.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Yeah, at least you didn't miss it and have everyone
being like this.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Non Hannah, thank you some messages.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
In the places that you fell asleep. We shouldn't have.
I fell asleep during an Alice Cooper concert in the UK.
I mean that's rock and roll.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, were you sitting?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Must have been maybe if you were sitting, but even
then that's loud, right, that's yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
I had to wake up my father at the end
of a funeral once. He was the funeral director.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Oh my god. Years ago, the release of the Pokemon movie.
I took my two kids, four and six.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
I nodded off, only to be woken to a girl saying, Mummy,
wake up, I'm scared.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
We're alone.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Everyone had left the cinema and left me asleep, she
said for the whole bloody thing, and the kids were like, mm.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Cheap has so got okay?

Speaker 4 (37:16):
keV tis coming a nine six nine sex?

Speaker 5 (37:19):
We want to know where did you fall asleep?

Speaker 6 (37:21):
I fell asleep at a Deed of on Tees show
when she came to New Zealand. Was snoring as she
was dancing on stage. Not my finest moment at a
Rolling Stones concert. I was seven months pregnant at Wimbley Stadium.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Shit, that'll be loud.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yeah, how would you fall?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Uh oh oh. I fell asleep at work. I had
a few Arvo drinks, pretty work, and then managed to
crawl up to one of the storeroom shelves and fell
asleep on top of a sack of flower.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I think it was like one of those boozy work lunches.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
We shouldn't have done that, that would be nice.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
I fell asleep and as I had my glasses on
and was with my friends and partner and just fell
asleep during the conversation, and my head moved and shifted
my glasses and everyone could see and took photos.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Oh we're not.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
I firstly, when the bus I was I was day drinking. Okay, yeah,
day drinking. Woke up to the friendly bus driver jiggling
me awake. At the end of the bus line.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
It was dark.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
I got off across the road and caught the bus
back to the other way to my stop. I used
to do that as a teenager because my house was
the My bus stop for my house was like the
third to the last, and then it was the terminal.
And they used to wake you off and be like
where do you live and be like, oh, shoved on again,
time me back, I've.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Done it again.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
It happened like five or six times.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
When I was definitely eighteen and the days and pocketung
A College, our principal, Miss Stone, would often fall to
sleep at the front on the on stage and assembly.
I fell asleep in my car outside my kids school.
The office phoned me and told me I was delayed.
Where are you the kids waiting field? I told them
I was delayed by traffic literally.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
But I'm here now, I'm here now. I just woke up.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
What nothing my brother? Oh no, okay, well he's fine.
He fell asleep behind the wheel. I fell asleep at
an out and John concert.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
What about those stories you hear of, like pilots falling asleep,
but they can right the plane flies itself.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
I fell asleep at KFC at the airport in Nigeria.
My dad was with me though, so I was safe.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
Fell asleep at Northern base on the main field during
the main act. What maybe that's your version of brown noise?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah, or a couple too many drinkies.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
I fell asleep while I was giving birth. What and
they told me to push it and my sleep apparently
I did.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
I feel like once at the dentist, I was like
I could fall asleep.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Someone asked message and saying they fell asleep during a
root canal. I mean if it's yeah, I close my
eyes when I'm getting dental work done, but I ain't sleeping.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
I fell asleep in the.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
Portoloo at work after a big weekend on the booze.
Forty minutes later, I had the foreman smashing the portoloo.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Daughter wake me up.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Ooh, that smell is enough to keep you awake, Like
you can just imagine it.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yuck, And you were in their sleeping and breathing that
in Yeah, discuss that's mankey behavior.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Play ms. Fleshborn and Haley play Ms. Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
I had an absolute tornado sprowl happenings on Friday afternoon,
and it just it is the most Hailey way of
things playing out. Okay, So basically I had a flat member.
I had a flat tire in my master because I'm
a man's bester.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
A man, a man's best, a man's Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
I also called the guy at Mazda man's daddy, and
he didn't like it anyway.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
He was like, well, let's work shop there anyway.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
So I had a flat tire, remember, and I had
to change it, and Voron came and out and all
this sudden.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
It was fun.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
I got in my card the other day in ding
Ding another flat tire and it's my driveway because I've renovated.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
There's just the rogue last few sort of screws to go.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
You need to get some magnets down there, Yeah, I need.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
I need a big fishing magnet. If only had a
friend who had one that was aimed at form but but.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
He's not here. Yeah, and he has actually offered many times,
and you've been like, I can't.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Be I can't be bothered with it.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yeah, if you want to do it, you should put
an add up on your like local Facebook page and
that would be a perfect after school job. Yeah, screw
lose a cad just to drag a magnet up your driveway.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
I don't lose a kid at my property, do you
know what I mean, you've got any water, get out.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Here's some RaRo.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
You can pay them like five bucks because you're like
a loser.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Ca okay, maybe a well school fund raiser. Come get
the screws doun.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Of my driver. Yeah, and it would be great. They
could all be down on their hands and knees on the.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Do want any RaRo?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
You good?

Speaker 6 (41:54):
I'm inside, don't knock anyway. So so flat tire and
the man's that. Now I need to go get that fax.
But I'm you know, I've been busy and so luckily
my parents are away and their car's been at my property,
but it's been parked out on the street for months
and months. And my dad said, please, can you drive
it every now? And then I said absolutely, data well
and I haven't, so I'm like, I'll just drive their

(42:16):
car for a little bit. It's a European car.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
It's weird. I don't know how to use it or
does it not have a wheel and steering wheel? No,
but the gear stick's like on a stick behind. There's
no handbrake, there's no middle or bit. It's all it's
like a little.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Stick like a stick shift. Automatic but it's automatic. Okay,
you push a button to park on the side of
the wheel.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
It's so odd.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Okay, I go into the car and I and I
get it driving. Yeah, right, so I get it driver.
This was on Thursday that I got it driving, and
I was like, shure, you know it's on. I'll run
it for a bit. I'll drive it to work. So
drive it to work on Friday, drive it back home.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
It's all good.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
It's telling me to leave the car running for a
little bit because the battery's been you.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Know, dorm and unused. It was like, totally fine.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Then I go home and we've got big plans about
I'm getting ready to fall asleep in the second half, Priscilla. Right,
So we're on a timeline. We've got dinner to go to,
We're going to get ready, were gonna get dressed up.
We've got to head out a big night plan. But
I have to go pick up a trade me purchase.
We'll come to this later.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
So the trade me purchase.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
If you know Auckland, it's in Titti Dungy now if
you don't know, is miles away from anywhere.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
It's in the middle of night. It's beautiful, but it's
in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
It's beautiful it it's in the middle of the bush.
So we get into the car and my friends you
remember staying from Australia. We get into the car and
we're driving through the bush of test Dungy and he's.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Going, oh, oh god, cracky, it's green. You know, he's
laughing at and we I literally made a comment about
the car. I was like, oh, I'll go do this.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Would you be comfortable driving this car? And he was like, yeah,
if it just runs like a normal car. I was
like the cars five car just go.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Dies in the middle of the hills of Tetan Dangy
in the bush right the native bush of New Zealem.
Car dies. I was like, what has just happened? I
was like, the cars just stopped. The car just stopped.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Got a bit. I bet it beat your stoke. You
save ten dollars postage on trade me.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Now, by the way, I don't have the item because
car stops. And I was like, what's happened?

Speaker 6 (44:14):
And then I was like, it'll be the battery, Like
I've carked the battery from leaving it sitting for months
and months and months and months. Cardos try put put
your foot on it. We'll give it some revs and whatnot.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
But I was like, how has it died? I've been
driving around. So we get out, I will say, we
get out. I'm like, I'm panicking.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
I'm like, my friend's like, get out, put it in neutral,
and I'm like, I don't know how to put this
car in neutral. It doesn't have a guess A normal
guests like a normal car. I don't know how to
put a neutral. We figure it out. We push the
car onto someone's driveway. We have to move their personal
stones that they have on their berm to stone holes.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Like me.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
That's why they've put the personal stones.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Test today issues wet I have ruined their grass. We
skid it onto the thing.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
I'm like, what the hell? My first thought, I'll call.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Vaughn's on the blow out of horn Vall. This has
happened and the cars died, and he said, I think
it'll be this thing. You just need to get some
jumper cables right and get someone to start it. And
then I was like, well, why would it be working.
This doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Da da da da da.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
I'd end up going we don't have jumper cables. We
don't have any means of getting anywhere. Why would the
battery die if it would need to jumper cables? So
I'm like, we're just gonna have to get it towed, okay.
So I call up the toe per Oh no. I
call up my insurance first, and I go, I'm driving
my parents' car. They say, you're not covered. Okay, of
course you're not, and of course I'm not. I just
want to do it, like does my insurance cover? Then

(45:33):
I call up a tow company. Long wait, right, so
you have to stay with the car for an hour.
And I was like, okay, whatever they said, but you've
got to pay for it first four hundred and twenty dollars.
I was like, take the money, transfer.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
The money one hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Give them four hundred and twenty dollars. They're like, where
do you want us to tow it too? I was like, okay,
I'll call my mechanics. So then I call my mechanics
and I say, hey, my car's broken. It's not my car,
it's European car.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
I'll call it.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
They're going to bring it to you, right, and they
go fine. Then we sit there and I was like,
we're just eating away at our afternoon.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
We've got st have to do. So then I'm like,
let's abandon the car.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
And I'll just leave the keys in it because if
someone comes, they were not about to steal the car.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
No, the car's not stolen, don't worry.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
I was like, I'll leave the kid. The girl's like,
oh no, we'll leave the keys. The tow truck can come.
Yea da da da da, and we'll just abandon.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
We'll uber home. We'll abandon all of our plans. We'll
just go home.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
And then so I go, okay, I'll put the car
and we're moving everything out and da da da da da,
and then I put my foot.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
I try one more time, and then my friend from
Australia is like, do you have any gus?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Oh my god, I'll just run out of petrol, Hailey, did.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
You get your money back from the toe part?

Speaker 6 (46:44):
So I go, it's just petrol. He's like, it's you've
just silly cow. You've just run out of petrol.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Wait is the European car? Wasn't it like dinging? It was?

Speaker 5 (46:55):
It was dinging all sorts of things.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
I didn't know what was going on, so I rang
the toe people, and I was like, cancel the truck.
My friend's coming to help us and stick because I'm
filled with shame. And they said, well, we've already got
a call out feast. We're going to give you back
fifty percent. So it was two hundred and ten dollars.
It's a donation. Then, okay, I need to wrap this up.
It's a long story. So then I canceled that. I
call the Cumu Motors. I say, I'm not bringing it

(47:17):
in and I said, you know what, it had no petrol.
She said, it happens all the time, don't worry. Then
we call an uber to the local titandungy petrol station.
We're like, we'll get a jerry can, we'll uber back,
we'll fill it up, We'll get a morving. We get there,
it's an unmanned station. There are no jerry cans. It's
it's a south pump.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I was like, milk container.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
We go into the local dairy. Here we go here,
we go to the local dairy. We buy two five
liters of beautiful natural spring water.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
We drink as much as we can. We water the
local Tito Dungey garden with the rest of it.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
We fill it with petrol. We get back in the uber.
It's the same driver, but now we have.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Tube leading you in there and is uber with two five.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
Leaders of what looks like urine and we get and
we both say it's not urine, it's petrol.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
I know.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
We get back, we fill it in, the car starts
and that was the end of.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
The Hailey, Can they really take half your deposit?

Speaker 7 (48:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Like what else are they going to do? There is
another they can go to a car and a It was.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Like we're at this point. It was just like, let's
just get out.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Wow, that's actually a turndred dollars stupid fee, really, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
And I paid it because I was stupid. I just
ran out of petrol. I've called my insurance broker, the
local or mechanics.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
I've called Vaughan.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
I've called a tow truck because I ran out of gas.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Play z MS Fletchboorne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
We go now to our social media desk and Shannon.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Social, Sorry.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I told you have you Have you been eating crunchy
bars for breakfast?

Speaker 5 (48:59):
No? But I do have a new energy drink at hitting.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Can you hear yourself?

Speaker 5 (49:06):
I feel ZZZ zazz. Yeah, okay, water, it's just that
new theme song.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Wow. Okay, Well you've given yourself an intro there, but
we do cross the shed and now at these social
mediasicated on energy drink. But you're king to walk us
through the new Instagram things.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Yeah, there's two new features. So it's basically be real
trying again to happen.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Oh god, why also people still using be real?

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (49:35):
People are ironically Noully poll a while ago, and I
feel like it was like ten percent of our listeners,
and I feel like it's probably around the five male.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
I feel it when I know because a few comedians
do it. I think they're doing ironically. You can be
careful you do things ironically, like you know, start saying
things like nick minute, because then it becomes part of your.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Vernacular and your hashtags. Let's not forget.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
No, I'm still hashtagging, and I shall move I shall
move forward with no more hashtags.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
Well yeah, so Instagram is introducing shots and it's basically
be real. So it's a one time photo. People can
only see it once, you can't edit it. It's just
meant to be the authentic Instagram, like authentic social media.
It's an, it looks like.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Okay, why are they doing this now? I thought they
would have tried to do this when be Real happened
to counter it.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
But I mean, I know you guys hate when I
slander on Instagram, but it really is the you know,
millennial superior.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Curio social media curated reels.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Yeah yeah, but they've also made a big change that
lots of people aren't happy with, and it's with Instagram highlights.
So when you go to your profile, you know how
you can normally see those little bubbles and like on
f eh, you can see it's Herman's journey.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
You can see us a little poles travel once.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
Yeah, the circles those are now moving down. So when
you look at your Instagram, you've got your your feed,
your grid and also the reels, your repost what you're
tagged in.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
How often are people you know accidentally reposting things? Because
the buton is so it's the dangerous say they need
to get rid of that.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
I think a little PSA. Just go through your reposts
on your page today and just check what you've got.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Yeah, I've got three from the show.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
But I accidentally I look the other day and someone
would like to repost and I don't even.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Know what that is? Why a rogue? Yeah, maybe just
get the look at what a miss?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
What is that? And you haven't done that on purpose? Yeah,
it's because it's the button is right there and your thumb.
If you're not looking, you just press it.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
And you used to DM someone.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
Yeah, that's they stayed on your fee delete reposts.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
Highlights are now moving to that bar, so you'll have
to look for someone's highlights as opposed to them just
being present.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
I wanted to use highlights more.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
The last one was colonoscopy, you know, like I don't
I don't remember to put them into folders, like it's organized.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
What is on your colony highlights?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
I think it was.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
So it was my first colon because I get them
annually annually, and I've got a colonoscopy on Thursday. I
want to join me for the prep. And then I
shared the prep of it.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
All right, Okay, just telling that whole bloody thing.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Okay, So they're being hidden.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
Yeah, and for a lot of people, they don't actually
main post on Instagram. A lot of people just live
in the stories.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
So people, I love a static picture on the feet
and you love a hashtag a hashtag.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Hey, they're mocking you again.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Are the energy drink? Like I'm the energy drink. She's
just fathom.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Fat of the Day, Day day day, day, Do.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Do do Do do.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Well.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Vaughn is away today, so we're in charge effect the
day and on Monday, Vaughn will.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Pick his theme for the week. And that's been left
in our hands today.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
So instead of us I blocked, by the way, the
word calendar from the text machine. Good yep, that's been
lifted now. But we were not going to be taking
there as a suggestion. We thought we'd get the listener
to tell us what they want. We had some great
suggestions in bagpipes, Fact of the Day.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Oh I hate bag pipes?

Speaker 5 (53:32):
How do you they sing to my soul?

Speaker 6 (53:35):
New Science Discoveries for tweeny twenty five. Now that's from
Kieren who's nine years old.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
That was close.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
I was like, that's really good. We might come back
to that.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
I reckon pirates special Effects now very close. But then
they couldn't find enough facts man holes and.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Whole covers, manhold covers, that person hole covers because the
ladies could go down the holes.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Have holes that need covering? Is that not one?

Speaker 5 (53:59):
That's not one?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Are you so close? You've got all the words but
none of the knowledge. But one popped up and.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
It tickled me right in the purle. It's pickle week.
I love this pickle pickle week.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Right, So this isn't the fact, but pickles are very ancient,
said to have been created in Mesopotamia Messo Poatas.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Often called the cradle of civilization.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Which is where would you call it now?

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Is as region located between so basically what is now
modern day Iraq, eastern Syria and southeastern Turkey.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Yeah, so the pickles have been around in that place
since two thousand, since two thousand, four hundred BC, wow,
two thousand years before Jesus. And so today's fact of
the day about pickles has to do with Napoleon Bonaparte.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Okay, the the actor, Dynamite, the war guy, the French
French war French was a little man.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Was guy you'll remember him from Marie Antoinette, A short man,
lots of walls, led them.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
A lot, and was often apparently five foot two, that
is small for a German. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Yeah, Now so Napoleon do'.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Napoleon Bonaparte.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
It's Napoleon Bonaparte is linked to pickles because he was obviously.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
On ships, hitting with his army off, you know, to war.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
And I'm assuming on a ship they would keep for
a while because they're like in yes, preserves right.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
And they're seen as a great source of energy and
health to help to prevent them from having scurvy.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Like it's a good fugetable. It's got good it's good.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Health benefits because yeah, fermentation, it's all good. He knew this,
but they were having trouble preserving them for these long journeys,
and so he put out a call. He offered a
prize of twelve hour French francs and seventeen ninety five,
which is the equivalent of Lotto powerable now half a
million New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Oh wow, okay, yeah, so that's.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
A lot of money back in the day to whoever
could develop the best food preservation method for pickles that
his ship could have pickles.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
The inventor, a French chef and confection in Nicholas a Pair,
won the challenge. He discovered that by removing air from
sealed glass and then boiling them he could preserve the food.
So he came up with the jars, the actual jar,
and then you heat them and it sucks all the
air out of them, therefore making them last. And he

(56:37):
basically is the father of canned foot And this is
how this is how it came to be because napoleon
bone part was unneed me pickles.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
And then did he just retire with his version of
half a million dollars back in the day. Probably, I
don't think he went on to do much more in
today's money.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
That would be insane, That would be like a powerball web.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Yeah, totally so crazy.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
Not only did Napoleon get his pickles, but we had
the birth of what we know is modern canning of food,
which is putting it in a sealed thing, sucking at
the end.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Therefore a good factor the day theme, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
It's really good. So I hope you enjoy pickle Week
when Vaughn take's over.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
So today's fact of the day is that in seventeen
ninety five, Napoleon Bonaparte offered a prize of the equivalent
of half a million dollars for whoever could develop the
best method of Pickling play z MS.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Fleedged Vaughn and Haley play z MS fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
We want to know this morning, when did you have
adult fun times in the middle of something else, perhaps
a sports game, perhaps say a function, perhaps a wedding
or a funeral.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Or at work, if you're seeing someone at work or
at work.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
The reason we asked this is because, out of all places,
this has happened at a hospital during the middle of
an operation in the UK.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
There was a doctor, he's an a nethetist, and they
were in surgery. There was a patient on an operator
table under anesthetic, and the anethetist said to one of
the other doctors present, I need a his words, comfort break, Okay,
a comfort.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Because the anethetist is the one that puts you to
sleep and monitors you the whole time, right, okay, Because
I was like, surely once they've put you to sleep,
they just put their feet up for an hour or
two or whatever. No, okay, they're one of the most
important people in the rooms.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Changed, Oh she needs a bit more, pull them back up,
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
A bit more sleepy, sleepy juice, whoopedy dupty.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
Dupty, Yeah, or she's away, So the consultant anethetist had
had to step in and oh no, sorry, the anethetist
asked one of the nurses there, can you monitor the patient?

Speaker 5 (58:49):
I'm just I just need a small break, okay.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Instead the character, I'm guessing this happens for wheeze because
some operation is gonna be like hours long.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
To take away year. We're doing eight hour surgeries. Of
course we haven't awares. So instead this doctor, doctor Angem,
he went into another operating theater at the hospital, where
he proceeded to have sex with a nurse now referred
to his nurse C.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
So he went wait with nurse A and B busy.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
Maybe he's a triple off. He was like, where's nurse A.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
No, she's not here today, bugger nurse B. Okay, Nursey,
I'd still feel like your third choice, doctor Ajay. Whoever,
what would you say? His name was h Engem, doctor Angel,
I'm the third choice, am I?

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (59:30):
Call me nurse C, will you you're my doctor ray?
So they went into another operating theater and had sex,
where another nurse walked in on them and called them.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
In the Wow, and there's scrubs too.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
Yeah, and walked and was like holy moly, and like
came back and was like, hang a minute, doctor Angem's
currently in a surgery, like what are they doing there?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (59:53):
And I did say no harm came to the patient
when he was absent, and the surgery went on without
any further notice.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
This is only pop bake up. This was actually in
twenty twenty three.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
It's pop back up now because he was fired, moved
back to Pakistan and has come back to the UK
and is looking.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
For a job and they're like, dude, do not like
do no?

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Do no?

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Yeah? Yeah, so look you know, like I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
We screaming out for doctors. We'll get him a job here.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Oh my mate, am I yeah, I don't worry about it.
Just don't do that again anyway. We want to know
right now, when did you have adult fun times.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
In the middle of something And already messages are coming
in and read I'll read one of these, okay, just
to get least get started.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
My wife and I had adult fun times in a
parking at the Lion Park and in that little.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
House thing while watching the lions. What that's ridiculous, what is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Unbelievable. There has been some adult fun.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
Time, fun times, some messages in Oh, we have someone
on the phone who, for good reason I'm sure, has.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Called anonymously, Hello Anonymous, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Didn't they All Black do this once at an airport?
I've not heard that story. Oh really, really, no believe
it was a crash at accessible toilet.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
It's the stuff of lea.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
I think it's actually been named after that All Black too.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Why did you Why did you have adult fun times
at the airport?

Speaker 8 (01:01:28):
My partner was hitting away for two months, so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Right, you were just like, well, while we're here one
last time, okay, you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Didn't think of like pulling up your car somewhere on
the way to the airport, or just or just like
most people doing it at home before just before we
go get in the car.

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
You've got to be there three hours before they fly out.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
It's a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
You didn't just do a drop off.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
So it's really what you're saying is it's on the
airport there. It's their fault. We had to kind of
forced into it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
Do you think you know in the way that some
airports have smoking rooms or prayer rooms or breastfeeding rooms,
we could have a final shag room.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Made this side of border control.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Y is pre security. I am anonymous.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Thank you some more messages, Ah, I hooked up with
my friend in the toilets at I hooked up with
my friend in the toilets at.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
His engagement party. Sorry what sorry this is double layers.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Sorry what?

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
I hooked up with my friend in the toilets at
his engagement party. Poor form, but I was twenty form.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Far don't think you don't think?

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Okay, cheap techs coming in nine six nine segs.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
We're talking right now, Georgia about we had adult fun
times in the middle of something because it was a doctrine.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
A nurse snuck away from surgery to have a lovely adult.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Cass's like, come on, guys, give me my job back.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
We have so many messages. Me and my now husband
worked together at the gym as personal trainers. We were
very risky and managed to have adult fun times in
the staffroom during the busy times at night at the gym.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
I I managed to walk in and catch us. Amazes me.
That's the thriller that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
My god ex police lady colleague driving and I took
a nap wink wink in his lamp.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Ah, what that's going to be a code for that.
That's against the law.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Living the best life back then, that's unreal.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
My goodness.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
My partner and I had adult fun times at the
back of a bus with my with my family three seats.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Cheapers.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
I stand next to a couple on a long haul flight,
clearly having some fun times under the blanket. I did
the cool thing and ignored them, but secretly I was
leavin because I was on my way to see my
long distance boyfriend.

Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
Okay, that's where you're going to make sure you block
out that middle seed or something.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Though you know not all of us just pay for
a middle seat.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
We were money for a sex seat. Jesus God, so
it must be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
One for you, one for me is there's just basically
what they call the New Zealand skycouch. Yeah, yeah, the
sex They wanted to call it that, but apparently you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
It's like those what's the ones in the cinemas. It's
like that that's on there.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Put a blue light on it, you'll see. My mom
worked at the Rugby Club when I was sixteen. My
boyfriend I would help her stock take et cetera.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
From time to time.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
She gave us the keys once to go in when
no one was there, so we did the dirting on
the pool table on Auckland Zoo.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
The toilet birds of all the toilets on to you
and his truck parked up next to Lake Topoor.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
Beautiful together almost thirteen years now, we're in early twenty
love birds. At the time, I had adult fun times
at the end of the New Brighton Pier while I
was fishing more than once fishing. My fiance and I
were on out yes, sticky fingers, stinky fingers. My fiance
and I were on my way home from Auckland down
to the Monowa Tuo and found the side road at
Mortuoppa Morsue Opa Morsuepa, I can't remember, was a heavily

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bushed area just off the highway.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
There was a small power station thing we against the walls. God,
that would actually be pretty serene. That's quite fine.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
And then just stop when the gondoli goes passing wave
like nothing's that and back.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
And stop and then you'd have to stop as a carriage. Okay,
here's my favorite one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Okay is this tixs of the week already on a Monday,
Oh far out could be?

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
Could be walk in freezer countdown. That's a new one
that just came in.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
These cameras in there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Surely the dumplings in the pastry, how dare you?

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
Okay, here's my favorite one working.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
We're working all right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
Yeah, these keep coming in, but I'm going to stop
with this one. In the hospital room bathroom after my
husband had a heart attack.

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
They also prefaced with my husband of course, shivers.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Go ten out of ten podcast? That one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
Yeah, I think two of us were ten out of
ten and one of us wasn't or who was that?

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Which one?

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating and.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Review, please do it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
This is a bad one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
Don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Don't bother?

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Yeah no, don't don't bother.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
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