Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 17th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zendim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from the Policeman's Big Pond.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy happened for pets. There is
a cheating scandal rocking.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
He's placed with himself has.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Rocked the World Stone Skimming Championships.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Didn't realize that was the thing.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Neither did I until I read this article from the BBC.
So you know it's a legit news story.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, I mean you're a key we male. You you
love to skimmer stone.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Last skim to Stone were all at the you know,
the Blue Poles and Macaurora out of one, like an
hour out of one.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
About's beautiful spot?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I have never been.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh my god, it's beautiful. Oh my god, you simply masks.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
How many skips did you get?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I love five or sex?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
So the World Stone Skimming Championships are more than two
two hundred people from twenty seven countries attended this year's event.
It's on a tiny island off Eastdale Off, which is
off the west coast of Scotland. It's in an old
quarry which was flooded by a tidal wave.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm having a look at the pond now, so.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's quite big, it's quite I guess it's quite sheltered.
So because you need a good, perfect flat, I mean
ideally you want a perfect glassy flat.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yes, South Island bit of water. South Island is great.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
But they should do it in the South Island.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, they should they we should do our own thing.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
The organizer, doctor Kyle Matthews, has told the BBC that
there were suspiciously circular rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
We've got fake rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Well, so what they do is they've got a metal ring.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Stones. People are allowed to find their own. They've got
to be island slate. They've got to be rocks from
the island, and they've got to be under three inches diameter. Yeah, okay,
And what they do is they pass them through a
metal ring to make sure they're not bigger to berg
because everybody has to have the same size or less
otherwise it's not fair. Yeah, And they said he's also

(02:01):
by the way, he's this Dr Matthews guy is known
as the toss Master.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Toss Master.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
He's the toss Master, so he's in charge of the
rocks being tossed. He said they didn't notice at the time,
but then it just kind of started becoming apparent that
people had made their rocks more circular, smoothed them off,
which is not allowed. And when they did head up

(02:27):
the contestants, a lot of them did put their hands
up and.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Say oh yeah sorry always so more than one.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, so several people had kind of I mean, it's
not like it's not like an Olympic, you know, competition
or some kind of it's just like some community event.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm just trying to pepe some of it from the champs. Yeah,
because I'm looking at these little slaty flat rocks, lovely
little disks.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, something that you'd find in Central Otarget, like you
know in the South Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah.
The winner is the first time an Americans one seventy
seven meters. So it's not just how many times you
skim how far it goes, it's how far it goes
before it sinks. And you've got to apparently you've got
to have at least two skims before the rock sinks.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Embarrassing three skims, sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, embarrassing if you just threw it and it's went
foot boom.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, so I guess you've got to kind of get low.
But because I've never worried about distance, if you're on
a river or whatever. You don't hears you're just going
for bops. I thought it would be about books.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I'm having to look at some of these if the
women partake and if it's you know, if it's separated.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah, I don't know, or if it's just.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Having a look at some of the techniques here, squatting low,
getting loaded flat to the surface seems to wear. I've
just never been able to do it really. Yeah, yeah,
because I tried it with boulders and they just don't
skim the same.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
And yeah, I think you've got to select a bit
of stone, right is that's where you're going wrong. So
I was like, bigger skips, bigger boulder. I'm hiffing boulders.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Stop at a rever one day and I'll teach you.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Really like that eggs? It be a really nice brother
sister moment. Why didn't your brother do this? I don't
know when you're allowed to play? Surely the lower Heart
rivers perfect? Excuse me, yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Heart River will be great. No, we were more creek based.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Oh yeah, okay, that's fair play.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Z ms Fleashborne and Haley. So apparently, if you need
to apologize and you want it to come across us
since here you want the apologize e yeah, to be
to really feel it.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
A long winded apology is seen as far more sincere
because if you do shorter apologies, they seem a little
bit blunt, like you ever put enough thought into them.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Now, are you talking about a celebrity that posts an
apology on Instagram? Or are you talking about a husband
that gets caught cheating?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Hi, this is a video I never thought i'd have
to make. I have been reflecting on my behavior.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh my god, shut off. Shut ah. I don't think
how long is too long? It gets into like a
groveling kind of no mode.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm really gonna learn from. There's moment like shut up,
so longer, yeah, more. Longer apologies are perceived as more
sincere effort in language, so using longer words and phrasing,
but then also like suggest genuine remorse.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
But then it's also tiptoeing into the has chat GPT
wrote this because they don't normally say these words.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Funny. You say this because I just thought maybe I'll
get chat cheepet to help me write a long winded
apology for a fake scenario. Okay, make the I'm going
to say, I'm just making some changes, make the wording more.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Intellectual, I'll say intellectual.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So I've just chucked into chat GPT yeah, for example,
so that we can have an example of a long
winded ipology.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
So is this did the study find it was face
to face?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Face to face using phrases like I did not mean
to I didn't mean to answer like that, or like
that's not how I said, it becomes very hostile. I'm
sorry that you feel that way.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Okay, I'm sorry that you feel that way. Darryl, you
did cheat on me with four women. Yeah, I'm sorry
that you feel that way.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Trisia, Yeah, I literally walked in on you sleeping with
another man. Well, I'm sorry that that's how you saw
things they did. Also, Yeah, look into apologies in the
real world, like celebrity apologies on average five times longer
than their regular messaging or tweets or yeah, like posts, yep.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Anyway, so I chucked a fake scenario into chat CHIPTE. Okay,
make it more like I'm saying it to his face. Sorry,
it's just okay. So the scenario that I put into
this is that I said, can you write me a
long winded apology? I've made it more intellectual and more
face to face for us a fakes and hey, fletch,

(07:03):
I just need to say something, and I honestly don't
know if words are going to be enough, but I
have to try. I am so incredibly sorry for what
happened to Major Murray, for the pain that I have
caused you. I cannot even begin to imagine what you're
feeling right now. But please believe me when I say
I have been replaying this moment in my head constantly,

(07:24):
and the gilt is overwhelming. Major Murray was not just
a pet. He was a presence. Anyone who spent more
than five minutes in your place could tell that he
had this strange, majestic, almost absurd level of self importance,
like he owned the place and you were just lucky
to be in it. And honestly, the fact that I
have killed him is riddling me with Girl, I get
it now, how deep your connection was. Was the one responsible,

(07:49):
even if unintentionally. It's something I'm struggling to live.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Are you worried that this will You'll have to make
this apology one day when you're drinkingly, stepping on my
cap and.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Over Fletch, over and over in my mind, trying to
figure out where exactly I failed, what decision, what moment,
what lapse allowed this to happen, And I just keep
coming back to the same conclusion. It was my responsibility,
no excuses, no deflecting. I was careless, distracted, old insert drunk,
or simply not thinking clearly. Because of that, you have
lost someone you love. It literally goes on for three

(08:20):
more paragraphs. So if you do.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Wow, I mean that was pretty good. I'll give you that.
That was pretty good. I mean you were probably your
acting probably helped.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Listen to this. If there is something Fletch that I
can do to honor him or to support you through this,
I will do it without hesitation. Whether that means giving
you space, can you put together a small memorial or
just sitting with you in silence. I need you to
know I am here with no ego and no defenses.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Wow. Okay, that well it went on. It was I mean,
it was good apology.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I mean it was very long winded. I think at
some point you'll be like, it's fine, just please get it.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Just stopped talking alone.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't want to be.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
I think there's a sweet spot of not going on
too long but also not being too short.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
It did feel good to do though. Yeah, it was
a little bit sort of like self aggrandizing and I
liked that. Plays Ms. Fletchborn and Hailey from.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
The Fletchborne and Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
This is the top sex git out.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Of our group chat in the in the in lou
in the absence of Vaughnsmith. Today I will be taking
over the top sex and addressing the fact that our
research out of Australia shows that forty four percent of
men no sorry, forty four percent of household shoppers are
now men.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Like the main grocery buyer.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yep, men are making up forty four percent of them,
which is a huge increase over the last five years
in Australia. Makes sense.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
We got jobs now, everyone's got a job.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Wait, ladies, we got the jobs now. We can't always
do it.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
A lot of couples still go together. Do you see
couples at the supermarket. It's like, no, we don't want
them to get the cheaper one.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Cannot stand it. Let me be, let me do my
f got it.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Let you go get your things. I'll get my things.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I've always been the grocery buy it. I mean, I
just I like it. But I enjoy doing groceries. For
some people, it's such an arduous task. Yeah, I don't
want to do it where it's like I really like
it to peruse the aisles. I buy too much, get
get the special things. Take my time. You know. I
listen to music, but men, they're stepping up. So I've
got the top six signs, and a man has done

(10:23):
your weekly shop. Number six on the list. There's every
size of tampon in the cart because he doesn't know
if the size indicates the size of the vagina or
the headiness of the flow. So we just got three
of each and you just figure it out right by
the way, guys, it's the flow, not the vagina super sized.
Oh my girl, it's the flow. Number five on the

(10:45):
list of the top six signs, and a man has
done your weekly shop. There's exclusively bar soap because it's
always worked in the shower. Jell As missus Spies is
a bit puffy, you know what I mean? You get
turning out to bloody on the site, blood lavender and ocnuts.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
I haven't looked back going to liquid. So oh when
the last time you used barso unless it was like.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I was in a man's shower and I was like,
where this is soap and he was like, there it is,
and I was like, far apart. This is going to
dry me out like a biscuit. Number four on the
list of the top six signs that a man has
done your weekly shop. You've asked him to buy six
chicken thighs for your slow cooked curry, but there's just
three bachelor's handbags. He's right, there are six chicken thighs

(11:29):
and he has been fingering at it on the drive home.
Of course, I loved a finger I will say, I
love bloody pulling it it.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
No, you've got to wait till your home.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I love it. Number three on the list of the
topsic signs that a man has done your weekly shop.
You've asked for flowers, so he's bought self raising and standard. Yeah,
not what I meant, but that's a calm by my own.
Number two on the list of the top six signs
that a man has done your weekly shop. There is
a three pack of rio Undi's in your shop because
he didn't realize it. Super degrats and three for fifteen bucks.

(12:02):
That's pretty hard to walk away from. Yeah, number list
number list, number one on the list of the top
six signs that a man has done your weekly grocery shop.
There's two leaders of stock standard beef milk in there,
because where do you even milk are blooding up from? Anyway?
Don't get them started on oats.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
It's PC gone mad play s Flitch Vorn and Hailey Nose.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Hang on, you need to talk for a second. I've
really I've loosened my morning boogies. I'm gonna turn my
mic off. Have fun with yourself. Okay, okay, did you
turn beck off?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
I did?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
It's real boogie in there. Hang on, man, just need
to do one of those chicks. Just to make sure
you never know.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Your front front facing camera, just to make sure there's
no boggers. Hi, guys, Yep, we're back.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
We're not flowing apart without Vorn. Who anyway, Varn's away today. Okay,
let's talk. We're gonna talk about this a little bit later.
But Justin was playing Coachella.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
He is, Yeah, one of the headliners.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Have you got a Justin Bieber song lined up for
me play my favorite one. I think it's I think
it's one of the most iconic Justin Bieber's of all time.
Do you want me to do it? It's one of
It's one of my favorites of all time of Justin

(13:22):
Bieber because of the time that he popped up at
a club and they were like, get on the mic.
The lyrics.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
You are surely weekend one or all the week two,
Weekend two. He's bringing them on stage right absolutely, So.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
The reason you fit me to the mother I think
I think he peaked at the Spasido. So the reason'm
talking about Justin Bieber. We'll talk more on Coachella later,
but the reason I'm talking about Justin Bieber is he's
posted on his Instagram the rules that he sets for
his family in their house. And this comes sort of

(14:05):
like on the backlash of people kind of questioning their
marriage because remember he said to his wife Hailey Bieber
that should never be on the cover of Vogue, and
everyone was like, yeah, lit bit mean, and then they
haven't looked at that happy for a while. And mean,
he's been through his anyway, and he's come up with
a new album and everyone's like everything's good. So he
shared that he has ten rules almost commandments, ten pertumb

(14:31):
no number apologies to our Spanish lists in the middle. Okay,
so yeah, and they're framed, so he has them on
the wall.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Okay, the ten commandments.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Just like the ten Commandments are pretty godly. Actually, yeah,
he's got a big son of God had across his belly.
He's a man of God, all right. The Biber Family
rules as framed on the walls of the Biber household.
Number one, we value rest as worship.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh okay, in a sleep I don't sleep.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Number two. We value longevity and a sustainable pace of life.
I mean that feels similar tot one.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, like just Long's stable.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Big fan of sleep, So we've got sleep. Number three
on the list of the Baber Family rules. We value
quality and excellence of production. Oh okay, what like good
quality songs, good good call quality songs like Jess.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Pisiito okay, bbi bebe.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Number four, we value innovation and moving the human experience.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
These are like rules that would be hung at a
work like a creative work space.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Like a marketing agency. Totally all right, SARChI and SARChI, Well,
I want anyone to remember We value innovation moving the
human experience forward. Yeah, I hate anyway. Number five. We
value health and physical wellness as an act of stewardship.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh like that. Yeah, this is good.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
We'll sleep and sleep fourth sleep.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
I'm on board with these.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Number six. We value well. You could put them off
and frame them for you in mass major Murray. Number
six we value we've lost you here. We value sustainability
barely recycles. We value sustainability.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
It all ends up at the Haley. It is wasting
your time.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
We value sustainability and creating products that serve humanity. Now,
sustainability absolutely. What products have the beabers created that serve humanity? Understand?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Again that it would be on like the wall of
you know, some kind of Hemp shoe company shoes.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yes, hempshoe company. They can take that one. Number seven.
We value servanthood and making people feel like they can fly.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Number eight. We value generosity and graciously giving time, money,
and respect to people on our path.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
I like that one.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Okay, here just helping people out along the way. Number nine,
you're going to loop Desposita. Ye, this short song that
I remember. Number nine we value life as a gift
and practice daily gratitude for the day that has been
given to us. I like that, and every day is
a blessing. And in the tenth Commandment of the family,
the Baber family rules, we value human beings and believe
in their dignity and eternal worth.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Like for example, your wife could be on the cover
of those she could be. She could be.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
If she wanted to be. You know what, but what humorless?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
But yeah, yeah, if those were your ten roles, there'd
be a funny one and there wouldn't they.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Don't and number ten would be like we we value
a glass of wine at the end of the day.
Above all play.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Z ms Fleschborn and Haley play z ms fletch voorn.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
And it is so silly, silly, silly that sip sipletpo si.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Well. In the coming years are the transfer of wealth
from the older generation to the younger generation. Yes, will
happen because a lot of them are dying.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Indeed, that's the circle of life.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
And there was a big savey done in the UK,
and a lot of gen X are relying on inheritance
to fund their own retirements. So basically when their parents die, so.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Your gen xs would be kind of around for fifty
nine you're on the cusp energy. So that's interesting, just
relying on the death of their appearance.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
And then the UK they've got inheritance tax ay, so yeah,
you've got to pay, like even when you die to pay.
Like that's crazy, sucks.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, So we asked on our silly little poll, do
you know your parents inheritance plan?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Because twenty seven percent of millennials said they don't know
their parents' plans.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
I don't know if there's a gen X, but.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
That's like a third A third say they don't. I don't.
I'm a millennial.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I don't. It's not my plan. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
No, I don't think anyone should plan on inheriting anything.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
But there's things I want and I'm going to start
stickering the home, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Now it's the time to start stickering the home.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Every now and then I'll take off some of my
mum's rings and I'll be like, can I just try
them on?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I'm like, good fright, And she puts it back on
and there's a sticker.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
She's like, what's the blood of saily do you know
your inheritance, your parents inheritin's plan. We asked for real
close forty seven percent, yes, I do, fifty three percent No,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay, some comments from our Lissa's trip. Dy always messaging it.
I don't need to. They earned it. If they need
to spend it, they need to spend it on themselves.
They've already given me the privilege of education, courage and
strength to be what I want to be and making
name for myself.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
That's pretty, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
That's beautiful. I feel exactly the same. Serena says, does
know the no Simmons.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Okay, just wondered if the tennis player was listening.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
That's all. Oh, she's listening. But this is not the
Serena we've heard for all right. We know Serena Williams
as a huge fan of the podcast on the iHeartRadio
app ding I'm.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Aunt so far away over there, I'm not pressing it.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
I can't be bothered with the walk.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
I'll go around.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, Okay, Serena Williams listens on the iHeart Radio app.
That was good. You cut the bell short and that's
a crime. There we go, Serena says does knowing they
have no money and thus no plans. Count is knowing
the plans because then yes, I know. Danny says no.
Sadly they won't talk about it. It's a bit concerning
with three kids, a farm and an older sibling who's

(20:58):
got a lot of control and takes advantage here.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
That's always gets Missy. That's why you hope that your
parents have got a good plan.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Got a good will?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, got a good will.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I know my parents will put there on your list.
What it's been there since twenty twenty three.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
We put it to the top of the list.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I've got more exciting things on the list. Amy says, yes,
I'm an only child, so we kind of need to
know the plan. I'm also their EPOA executor. Power of attorney,
power of attorney. Yeah, I'm powered, are you power of attorney?
I am the power of attorney when it comes to
money and staff. My brother's the power of attorney when

(21:42):
it comes to health, like pull the plug.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Oh, because emotion to emotional emotional yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Bet it with money though, you guys should talk about
powers of attorney more. That's what we're doing right now.
So message received, Amen, so important for people to have
one in place, makes decisions and then once.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah, Jordan, I'm happy to for a fee be the
health power of attorney for any family.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, me too, because and one roll the plug, I'll
all are tripped over it. Whooped it up?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Do you tell me physically have to pull the plug?
You just have to make the call.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I'm putting my hand on the court.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Oh okay, you'll actually go to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
My honor and my family. We've got a deal, jorney says.
One mill to me and one mell to my sister.
I get both mum and Dad's wedding rings and the
Smeg spoon rest that.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Spin sorted get wow, okay, and my sister gets they
literally just collected the stickers to get the spoon rest
from Smeg A new world, like a month ago.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah, I know it's already in the well. It's in
the world because I didn't get when I'm a ster.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Out and I am gutting your gut it.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
One, I get both mum and Dad's wedding rings and
the smig spoon rest. My sister gets Mom's engagement ring
in the battery operated kettle.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
But also, you can't live your life thinking you're getting
a million dollars because your parents could end up like
needing care and like.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Tell what care would soon eat away? There? And another
Amy says kind of, I'm gearing up for the fight
with my brother, who I hasn't who hasn't spoken to
me or my mother in years. His greedy hand will
come flying out of his pocket for his supposed share.
Sophie says, are not okay, Well, I don't read that one,

(23:21):
Sophie said Anonymous.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Bronte.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Bronte said, we've been told there's no money.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
And I hope they're lying.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Tash says, yes, I'm the executive of both of their
wills and sol sole child for my mum, one of
two kids for my dad. And Kaya says no, but
I'm assuming that I'll get nothing due to the level
of crippling debt. My mom is a yeah, yeah, no,
you won't get nothing. You'll get that debt.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Oh yeah right, I would. What's that break up from
your mum?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh? Emancipationist yourself so that you don't get that debt?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Is that a thing? Can you do that?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
You're like, quack, let's end this.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
You get yeah, sign we're emancipated. By I don't even
know you.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
And then the bank can just take care of that debt.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
So for today's silly Little Paul, we asked you, do
you know your parents inheritance plans? And fifty three percent
of you said no.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Play z MS, Fletchborne and Hailey z m's fifty thousand
dollars secret sound.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I guess the sound win the cash. Secret sound is
all thanks to now On Binge the best at Neon TV,
dot co dot en. I will now yesterday what was
with the special guests?

Speaker 4 (24:36):
The special guests?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
And you said that this was that people would remember
this person's name.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
So I've already forgotten the girl's name, ironically, but.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I remember it a guess. I remember it a guess.
I can tell you that what was the guests?

Speaker 8 (24:50):
It was cracking do buy Chocolate, which for a lot
of people would have struck a nerve, right, cracking do
by chop.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Flitch flitch, and I admitted we haven't actually tried to
do by child class. Oh my god, you march.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I think I've had a rap off of it because
it's pistachio go right.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love the text.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
She was like, yeah, yeah, string a cow would love
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Right, well, oh would love it.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Emma. Good morning, welcome to Secret Sound. Hi. Did that
help you yesterday? Hearing that?

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (25:25):
Not really because I already knew what it was.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
She's locked and loaded.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Oh wow, you think this is the thing. People come
on Secret Sound and they're like, I like that woman
the other day. She like already spent the money, didn't
she it was? She wasn't even close.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I've got it. So what I'm going to do is
I'm going to get a new vehicle and I'm going
to do this and then I'll put And you're like, Okay, she's.

Speaker 8 (25:42):
Already brought it. She just went to the money to
come and pay it off.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
How sure are you that you know the Secret Sound?

Speaker 10 (25:47):
Em I'm so onrell.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Oh here we go. How long have you known it?

Speaker 10 (25:54):
Since? Last week? Basically me and my partner were sitting
in beds and we were talking about it, and then
once it clipped in my head that it was something
that you could eat, I was like, this is it?

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Bro? All of the I love when my missus calls
me bro, that's your favorite part.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
That's your little pet name?

Speaker 9 (26:12):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (26:13):
Is that? Bro?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well? Emma the fifty thousand dollars. Tell us what this
sound is.

Speaker 10 (26:22):
The sound is cracking open as the stacio.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
It's not even I think it's the sounders for Emma.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Cracking open a pistachio like the nut, the actual shell
of the.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Which, from what you said yesterday, would make that very close.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh my god, can you play it again? Because man,
I mess with a pistachio. Do you second?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Nut?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Second? What's your favorite? It's controversial, it's warnert. I don't
want to get into it. You just throw your face
at me, cowen, beautiful nut.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I just buy the pistachio is already out of the shell.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh you that's so amazing that you know.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I don't know that sound.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
You don't shells. That's part of this song goodness, and
it's Russian really because some of the shells have nothing
in them. And you're like, oh, bubba, I've done all
this work.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
Yeah, Emma, did you teast out the Did you do
a live rendition of the sound, because pistachio is you
pretty accessible?

Speaker 10 (27:19):
No? I didn't. I have eaten pistachios before. But the
way that we confirmed it was we watched asmr of
people eating pio.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
Oh wow, But can you see me that link because firstly,
I love ASMR.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I gotcha, I got you, Thank you, Imma.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
It's all you sound so sure that you know what
this is. It's a lot of money. Fifty thousand dollars.
What would you do with that?

Speaker 10 (27:41):
Oh my gosh. We would pay off debts, we would
go traveling at like me and my partner were still young.
We want to get married. There's so much we can
do with that.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
I've been making people promise with the fifty k, can
you at least save like, oh no, two thousand and
three thousand for yourself, Imma, just to splash out one day?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You just treat yourself.

Speaker 10 (28:03):
Hell yeah, I could promise that. And I also promise
that if i'm if I am definitely right, I'll buy
you a pack of pistachios.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Hang on now, because sometimes I like fifteen bucks.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
That's a lot of money. That's a lot.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Ah.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
But if I was right, would I want to see
a pistachio ever again in my life? After? This is
going back to maybe I want to walnut? Okay, Emma,
are you ready to lock this in?

Speaker 10 (28:28):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Very sure?

Speaker 9 (28:31):
Ye?

Speaker 8 (28:32):
Can I just see where are you at the momento?
Are you in bitter with the the bro.

Speaker 10 (28:37):
I'm out of my lounge because we wanted to listen
to iHeart on my computer.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Dang kp kpi there for the company pushing the app.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Okay, I guess we'll you wherever you go.

Speaker 8 (28:50):
Brom my bro, let's lock it in this idiom secret sound.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Cracking a pistachio. Emma, yep, you.

Speaker 8 (29:13):
Have just cracked the case. You have fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Rich Oh.

Speaker 9 (29:21):
H my god, Oh my god, you've won fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh my god, deepress, deepress.

Speaker 10 (29:39):
Oh my goodness. Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 11 (29:41):
Emma.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
I was like, I'm sorry, but I love it when
people are super super confident and they're wrong coming out
like over the lounge. Baby, We're ready to celebrate, Emma.
Oh my god, fifty thousand dollars as yours. How do
you feel?

Speaker 10 (29:58):
I will insane? Oh my god, I'm literally shaking.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
And there's anyone at home to celebrate with you, any
of the kids.

Speaker 10 (30:05):
Or yeah, my partner's sitting down an absolute belief?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah up right? Should we shall we talk to the
bro talk? Can we talk to the boyfriend? Hello?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
There, Bro?

Speaker 10 (30:23):
Yeah, Bro, she was right.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
You guys just won fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Bro, No, I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Can hear him as little giggles in the bear.

Speaker 8 (30:36):
Crack yourself open a cold one, and by that I
mean a pistachio.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh well, and the.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
Rest of our Tito thanks you as well for finally
cracking this case, because I know it's been on a
lot of people's nerves.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I want to Imma, someone texting when you made your
giars saying pistachio and I said, that's not that and
you just won fifty thousand dollars and they ticked back.
Oh sorry, Emma, we'll call that person.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, wow, that's incredible. Well, congratulations Emma, all things to
neon season fourteen of Secret Sound, you have won the
fifty thousand dollars and it was cracking open.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
Ah, Perstasia, what's the whole time?

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Baby?

Speaker 10 (31:25):
Well done, Emma, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Do you want to hear that sound anymore?

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Right?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
And you want to see those green little demons in
my life?

Speaker 8 (31:34):
Shure we?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Because so many people are invested, Shall we give Emma
a little time with you, bro to sit with yourselves.
And I just think you are now fifty thousand dollars richer.

Speaker 10 (31:45):
And literally, how am I supposed to go to work?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Don't starting commons sect today?

Speaker 8 (31:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Pull your boss, get sim the number, we'll get them.

Speaker 8 (31:52):
Give your butt boss, I'm going to let us call them.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yes, we'll yeah with that.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
We'll sort that out. But here, let's go through the
clothes next. Yeah and yeah. For everybody that has been
living the secret sound for weeks and going crazy, it
is all done. All things to Neon Binge the best
at Neon TV dot.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Co dot said, plays it ms fletchphone and Hailey, Well,
the secret sound has been guessed correctly.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Fifty thousand dollars cash Hue and you.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
Will never look at a pistachio nut again, because that's.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
That's what it was. It was a pistachio nut, cracking.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Open, cracking open.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Man close Now, Emma, Hi, we've got your dad on
the phone. Good Andre, good morning.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Come in dad, Howmi Andre?

Speaker 9 (32:47):
Oh my god, do you know what's happened?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
That is amazing?

Speaker 8 (32:54):
Did you always know that Emma was going to amount
to big things when she was a like kneehigh to
a grasshopper?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
You know what, I've always been so very proud of
my child and it has always been phenomenally lucky with
things like this.

Speaker 12 (33:10):
And for the last two weeks we have been sitting
here going, well.

Speaker 13 (33:14):
If anyone's going to when it's going to be Emma.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Wow, the confidence.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I love the confidence even still that confidence because she
wrung just being like this is it yeah not a
kid syndrome?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah it is. Yeah. She has one fifty
thousand dollars on dre.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
Oh my god, what do you think she's going on?

Speaker 9 (33:39):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (33:39):
Congratulations, that's I'm I'm absolutely blown away.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Andre. And do you live close to your daughter, Emma?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
No, we live in Nelson.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Oh and Emma, where are you and Oaklynn?

Speaker 9 (33:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, okay, okay, well McCool I mean you've got a
little bit of cash, you're.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
You can afford lots of flights home now, yeah, that's
for sure. Well, yeah, Andre, we just wanted to let
you know the news. Emma has won our fifty thousand
dollars secret sound and so expect a good Christmas present this.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Year or expect a lovely winding. Yeah. Oh no, she's
the best Christmas present we could have as sport.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Oh that's cute. That's cute. Well, Andre, thank you. We're
going to just spend some time now with you, Emma.
Are going through the clues West Soundkeeper Brock.

Speaker 8 (34:31):
Okay, Emma, and it'll be interesting to notice if you
check these offers as well. Our first big clue was
leaning into nature. We wanted to, yeah, we wanted to
give the impression that it wasn't like man made.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Because I immediately when I first heard it, I thought
it was electrical.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
You're like an electrical sweat or something.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Did you think the same, Emma?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (34:51):
I figured it out from the Morse code, and I
actually spent like two hours trying to work out that
Morse code and going, I can't work out Morse code.
I'm just going to call my dad and he helps
me to figure it out.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
I think a lot of New Zealanders learned Morse code
for some random reason now, and it's just a skill
that they've So what.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Did the Morse code say?

Speaker 8 (35:13):
The Morse code spelt nature, right, okay, But I often said, oh,
due to the nature of this case, or I got
a call from Mother Nature and I was winging all
the time, right okay, So really laying it thick that
this is something natural nature made. That was our first
major clue, and then God bless if you remember my
wife Deleene. Yeah, and yes, cat Old Wat's his face. Yeah,

(35:36):
Delane and I split and we were one and then
two and I.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Broke your heart and she said, I can't put it
back to him.

Speaker 8 (35:45):
So we are we are the pistachio shell and as
this face is the actual pistachio himself. All right. I
think though my favorite clue would have been all these
other characters actually spelt out the word Armond. So I
was side girl Andy, another side girl Lisamond, m my

(36:07):
boat message in a blowhole. Oh, Old Watson's face, the
kids in in Nancy, the lady I'm seeing now, and
d Dylan Woil.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
So we've headed into nut territory. Yeah, okay in nether regions.
All right. You know you said that the nature clue
was what got you across the lane, was it?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
No?

Speaker 10 (36:27):
So I was really hoped on the fact that it
could be a camping item after you had said that
the extender poles were were a good one, so I
really thought it was something to do with nature. But
then I started thinking, okay, something small, you know, I'm
trying to think of. I scrubbed the naked gun three

(36:50):
times over?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
How was the naked gun?

Speaker 8 (36:54):
They're sitting in the car spying on someone eating pistachios.
But pistachios used to be red. They used to dye
them red. So I think a lot of people didn't
think that those were the pistacios, but they are. Oh wow, okay,
and then friends, fistacios is a new business idea.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
And then curb your enthusiasm.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
He's setting there apologizing to someone chowering down on some pistacio.
So I feel like those three neon clues also for
a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay, right, did you get all of those? Emma?

Speaker 10 (37:24):
Not all of those? I kind of went down a
different rabbit hole that sort of led to the same thing. Okay,
Like how there was a reoccurring seven seven two five,
like seventy two love letters and five o ks of flowers?
So I thought, okay, how can I make a multiplication
out of this? And when reversed, it's five times two

(37:46):
as keen minus seven is three. And the type of
dye that they used on the pistachios was read three.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
And that's exactly my thing as well.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
How deep we were going, Yeah, that's what you want
it all along on purpose.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, just lost her mind. Yeah, well, at least you
are one of these callers that lost his mind. But one. Yeah,
not someone that lost their mind and didn't win. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
You might just want to let you know, because you know,
so many people have been invested on this journey and
have thought that I've known it themselves. A lot of
people wishing your huge congratulations. Someone said I've been a
real bitch recently. The hype of someone finally winning Secret
Sound is absolutely hyped me up for the day. Congrats,

(38:37):
m I'm livid. I worked this out just yesterday after
the do by Chocolate Gears. Very satisfying that I knew it.
But even though I didn't win. People now when congrats
to Emma. I don't usually get invested in the Secret Sounds,
but I always cry when people win it. Very happy

(38:57):
for you. It's nice, but people want to who's the
online winner as well? The online winner was.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Guess This was the person that guessed it first on.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
The iHeartRadio app, Tasha from New Plymouth.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
They get a thousand dollar.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
How long ago did Tasha guess it?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Maybe the ninth, the nine, the ninth, okay, so.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Not too far because I remember last year shard that
our fifty thousand dollars winner was that winner as well.
She'd guessed it online first as well.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Emma, fifty thousand dollars is all yours.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
Well done, Thank you so much, College shock, I will say.
I will say as well to take a moment for
the ZDM Close Friends Facebook group. They have been absolutely
amazing and paramount to finding this all out together.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
It is beautiful that you're going to be splitting it
with everyone in that group. Emma, so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I didn't idn't hear who say that?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Actually beautiful song that enjoy that's money's all yours.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Congratulations, all thanks to Neon Secret Sound. Season fourteen has
been one. Thanks in there and you can binge your
best at Neon tv co dot. It was a pistachio
nut cracking open.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
You're not going to work? Was clarified that no.

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Well, I'm still thinking about it. I might just want
to go in to rub it into people's faces.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
What do you what do you do for a job?
What do you do for a job?

Speaker 10 (40:26):
I'm an office coordinator.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Now they can coordinate themselves.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah, surely they can coordinate themselves to one day feel
like this is.

Speaker 10 (40:33):
A testament to my problem solving skills.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yees yeah correct, Oh yeah, I love it. Congratulations plays it.
MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it. MS Fletchborn and Haley.
I'm not usually in charge of this.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, here we go, sit out the.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Shannon tackab We really probably should record that.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Probably in the booth. We've been saying it for at
least a couple of days, A long time.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
A long time, Shanning, you've got a hack for us,
but you've had a bit of a You had a
good hack and then you had a terrible run. You've
had a terrible run since.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Which is she? She presented her last one as the
best hack ever a suitcase at the supermarket and.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
It got two, didn't it? From us?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Slandered online as well.

Speaker 8 (41:32):
You know, Carmen sent me my horoscope this morning and
it said my ducks are on in a row, but
they're having fun.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
And you know, I think that describes me as a human.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Ducks are having a blast in your life, c category,
but then it's fun to be a.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Lost Yeah, no, mother present, no, no a hack today, Fletch.
I know you love fruit and vegetables, how much fruit.
Would you say, fletch you eat between arriving at work
and us coming off here at nine pm?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I have an apple today, I have an apple, a
Kiwi fruit in four mandarins.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah, but that's almost low for you. Sometimes you'd hit
a couple of key.

Speaker 8 (42:08):
Sometimes maybe, and cutting fruit can be really dangerous, especially
if you're someone like me who's got poor knife control.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Okay, it's a real sphere lo.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I mean, you are an adult.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
It should be okay by now.

Speaker 8 (42:19):
But if I'm without a chopping board, I get scared.
I can't do an in hand chop. So today I'm
in studio, I've come. I'm sitting in a worn seat,
and I've got for you. We've got a fruit knife
as flit chones, a tea spoon.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
And some tape.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Now, okay, beautiful is get a big piece of tape.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Okay, I just want to know.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
She did cut the tape by poking it with the fruit.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
I'm gonna grab a tea spoon and tape that to
my thumb and now I have a spoon finger okay,
like I'm doing a thumbs up sign.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
And now it is a lot easier. I've got a
card here I'm going to chop. Oh, she just made
somewhat of a a thumb shield.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
It's made of thumb shield.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
I can now chop directly into my hand, no risk
of harm. She's I could go banana, now.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Okay, go banana. So what she's done is she's taped
the spoon to her farm like taped on shield.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I just put it on a chopping border.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I'm on the go. Put a plate. Yeah, I'm on
the go.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
So I'm gonna sell a tape of spoon to my thumb.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, you're on the go, but you've had time to
find tape and a spear spoon, tape it to your
farm bag or your pocket.

Speaker 12 (43:32):
But look how efficient this is, man.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I mean, if you were in the kitchen, you were cutting,
and you were kind of, you know, ready to go.
She does look quite I'm making saladi. Whoa, I hope
you in an endearing way. I do.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Okay, So you could just literally do that by putting
it on the bench, But I can't use the bench.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
I might work. I think you've made something more complicated.
Grab a plate from the kitchen. No, look at me,
go at the speed. Who remember the girl's making a
banana caul yet stir fry.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
This is I don't know, I don't know, I don't
know green beans.

Speaker 8 (44:07):
I feel like that's where this hack would thrive. Look,
and this time we've been talking, I've nearly finished a
cause it.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, I mean my homenizer. I don't know. I think
stop because someone said, hang on, there's an adult using
a knife cutting something towards her hand here with safety though.
But look, I just did that whole cause it normally
someone just misses a girl. You just discovered the thimble.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah, we do. Yeah, we already have one of them.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
We have a thimble. You, as a craft girl, should know.

Speaker 8 (44:36):
That I had a thimble in my handbag, but most
people don't, whereas you could have.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I don't think a thimble would be big enough to
do what you were doing unless it was longer a spoonball. Yeah,
we need to be a longer one.

Speaker 8 (44:47):
I just think, I mean, this solves a problem in
my life, which therefore means it's a hack. I have
now made you a couseet banana salad.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah, I think are going to.

Speaker 14 (45:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
A hack is usually something that makes life easier because
you're hacking the normal way of doing it by giving
a little trick to type things easier. So what you
have hacked is hard to cut fruit and or vegetables,
so the hack should make that process easier. Yeah, and
all you've done is you've added a spoon a and.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Now you've had a roll of tape.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Now you've got a spoon tape to your finger. Yeah,
no cut finger, I will say. So, it's not a zero,
you know.

Speaker 7 (45:30):
What I mean.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
But you wouldn't have cut your finger if you've just
done it on the bench.

Speaker 8 (45:33):
I would cut my finger if I was trying to
cut towards myself, there would be blood.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
But you don't cut towards yourself.

Speaker 8 (45:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Someone just said you're always cut towards your friend and
never towards yourself. Easy hack, that's easier.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, because then if you do mass, you'll hate your friend.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
You'll hate your friend and her keys for them.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I'm giving it a one.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's a I'll go a twobe because it's so silly
that the thumb shield. The theory of the thumb shield
I enjoyed. Okay, well, so I go I felt. Now
shall I go it too? I think it was about
hard too thumb. Well, but you've only got one thumb shielded.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I need one thumb up.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, fifty thousand dollars. Can you give me two stars? Okay,
here's the here's the theme song again, it's the outro.
So we'll go to see your faded.

Speaker 15 (46:20):
Sign the road that says it's two stars for the
nam two stars baby Yeah. I think that's Spear and
then that's Fear.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah plays its flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
We are very lucky to be joined in studio by
Lucy Scot who has just arrived yesterday. I believe that
is true. You aren't a New York Times b selling author.
You've written so many books, one of which is now
being developed into a TV series what we can talk
about that very soon. But welcome to the show, Lucy.

Speaker 12 (46:51):
Thank you for having me. I cannot believe that I'm here.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Have you been to New Zealand before?

Speaker 12 (46:55):
This has been on my bucket list since I was
a kid, and I was just saying, I can't believe
that my books brought me here.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
So wow.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's almost about as far away from your home as
you can get.

Speaker 12 (47:06):
It definitely feels that way.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
It's a long time to get here.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
So you're here to do a one off talk in
New Zealand, which guys is being hosted by a very
own producer, car Carwen Reads for her book recommendations.

Speaker 11 (47:18):
So what is it?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
What's involved in the talk? What are you chatting about?

Speaker 12 (47:21):
We are, Well, actually I'm not really sure. I mean
I just packed my suitcase and saw Carwin's nails. They're
themed off of my book Things We Never Got Over.
So yeah, I can't wait to see what we're going
to do.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
So the book thinks we Never Got Over. That's the
one that Amazon Amazon MGM MGM is developing into a
series that I feel like. So for context, by the
way you write steamy romance.

Speaker 12 (47:49):
I do you, gentlemen, have you read any of it?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I'm scared whereas I live, love and breath. Do you
know I've taken a small break because I was last
year a COO. When that I just went I just
did nothing but listen to.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
And read erotica of.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Morally Great like the Whole Tray Heroes. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
How like for you, how did you get into the
world of erotica? Because I know you come from a
like a literary family, right about.

Speaker 12 (48:21):
Oh my gosh, Yeah. My mom was a librarian. She's
retired now. My dad was a huge reader, so we
would sit at the dinner table reading books. Yeah, it's
other families would say.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
That was so rude.

Speaker 12 (48:33):
Now, in our family, we were all reading.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
So you were the iPad kids before they were exactly
not talking.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
So how does your family of humble readers and librarians
feel about your books? That your scenes are definitely I mean,
you're more you know, you wouldn't go, you wouldn't it's
your more romance space, right right, right.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
But it is the scene.

Speaker 12 (48:57):
Well, that's the best part about my family, I think,
because we've been such big readers, it's really easy for
us to divorce the author from the work. So my
dad reads my books, my uncle read my books. We
just we don't talk about it.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
You know, but surely are they like, where is she
getting these ideas from?

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Do you, I mean everywhere I have lived?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Do you draw from your own personal experiences? Or is
it all just a creative kind of imagining.

Speaker 12 (49:28):
It's both, it's both. I mean, I'm constantly we were
just over on myhiki yesterday. I did, I did. I
actually had quite a few. I don't worry about it
and the bus driver. I actually have a note folder
on my phone of all of the stories that he
was sharing. I'm like, well, this is going in a book.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
This is because we've taken a few buses drunk home
from the vineyards, haven't we. Yeah, stories primarily about people
had transported.

Speaker 12 (49:59):
No, it mostly it's mostly about the island. I don't
think he shared any stories about you guys.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
To man, I have been sloppy on those buses, I
will not.

Speaker 12 (50:10):
There's there's a lot of people who are not conscious
on those buses.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Yeah, are there any Are there any books that you
have forbidden, foreboded your family from reading.

Speaker 12 (50:20):
Now, which, given I don't know if you've read forever
or never, but that one probably should have.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Definitely tips into the gray area.

Speaker 7 (50:30):
I just type things we never got over in to Google,
and the one of the autocompletes was spicy chapters.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, and then so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I'm not on the book talk but familiar with it.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
But people are like, Okay, read them and then go
back and read in the first book twenty three, thirty five,
thirty eight, yea, the spiciest chap.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I love that they like Screw the storyline.

Speaker 7 (50:47):
Guys, I'll read it once and then reads if you're
right here, Yeah, yeah, that's so interesting.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Do you have a I don't have any other word
for it other than six structure when you're writing your books,
because obviously you've got to have good characters and a
good arc and drama to carry a story. But do
you when you Hipper and the Spice, do you have
a plan for that? I mean, it's starting with a
kiss and we're ending with a can't say it on radio.

Speaker 12 (51:11):
I think instead of peppering, it's more like just a
liberal pouring of hot sauce, just like everywhere.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
That's how I do it. I'm talking about my dinner.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
So just to quickly go back to things we need
to get over, which is being developed into a TV series,
When can you can you tell us more use I'm saying?

Speaker 7 (51:29):
I'm also this is people ask you all the time
who's getting cast and your dreamcast for a different role.

Speaker 12 (51:35):
This has been like really interesting for me because as
an author, I'm like, hey, guys, guess what I'm writing
thinking about this. I'm you know, I get to be
very straightforward with everything. When it comes to Hollywood, They're like,
shut up, They're like, so there are things that are
happening that I'm not allowed to share it, and I just.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
It drives me crazy. Women Women just want to be like,
who's the main male car?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, Charlie has a fan favorite just get casts and
everything that's slightly erotic. Wasn't he going to be the
fifty Shades guy and then he wasn't? Yes? Y yeah,
extensive Charlie Hannon knowledge.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, yeah, okay, So you can't tell us anything about
the cast? Can you tell us when we might know
about the cast? I'm like, oh gosh, uh, it's just
New Zealand, Lucy, no one, no one even knows.

Speaker 12 (52:33):
Everybody. Everybody knows about New Zealand. Everybody's following this tour. No,
I can't say that, but I should have more information.
We're stapping in La on our way home.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
So for some meetings. Yeah about some things. Well, you've
got a new book out in March. Cool mistakes were made,
but we don't have to wait that long to hear
from you. If we've got we've got a double pass
to give away.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
A double past to tonight's show and Aukland, as well
as the sign set of your books and you can
go to our Instagram story right now to be in
to win.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Yeah, eh, z M.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Good luck for your chair and good luck producer Carwen.
Don't stuff it up, she won't.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
No pressure.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
No pressure. I mean you might have tiptoed of some
of my questions. It's fine. Oh it's the interview. Now
you've got to come up with some fresh e's.

Speaker 12 (53:21):
It's okay, I'll come up with some fresh answers.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Lucy, thank you so much for joining us.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Play zm's Fleshborne and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
And Justin Bieber announced as one of the headliners for Coachella,
which has been announced normally it's December January, but this
year obviously it's only September. It was yesterday, the sixteenth
of September, and everyone's saying recession indicator. Oh, like planning
here because like people.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Just need more time to save and like to I
want to go with the lining.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Yeah, So Justin Bieber headlining the Saturday, Yes, Sabrina Carpenter
headlining the Friday, and Carol g headlining the Sunday.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
I feel like it's messing a few messing a little bit.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I was just having a look at like an article
about the like the highlights of the lower lines.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
But I mean, and this is probably just indicator that
I'm not very happen cool. I don't really, I don't
recognize a lot of the names on there.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yeah, and quite yeah, I mean every year is different. Yeah,
I mean, yes, Sabrina and Justin Biebel wouldn't have been
cheap though. Do you think that you saw their money
on them?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Probably? Tenny Swims is in their Friends of the show. Yes, Foster,
the People's in there, we love them, Sombers in there,
the Strokes are in there, into pol I mean, there's
a few and then like you know, as you get
into those other lines, as it is with you.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Yeah, I don't really, but I feel like a lot
of big names, a lot of big names, they don't
do festivals now because they can just do their own tools, yeah,
and make way more.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Money Subtronics, Uka Twigs, Like there's some great and it
would be an amazing but yeah, Carol g on the Sunday,
Justin Bieber on the Saturday, and Sabrina Carpenter on the Friday.
Those are the big names for this year's Coachella.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Playms Fleshborne and Haley play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
We want to ask, now, when you've gone somewhere all
the way, somewhere, you've traveled somewhere, you've gone a great
distance and it was closed, And especially if you've traveled
overseas to see something, yes.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah, like big tourist destinations, or you get there and
there's like I don't know, flooding or something and you
just can't go or all of them. You go to
a theme park for a single ride and the closed, Yes,
the maintenance.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
That happens, like the big theme parks with their bear
like premiere rides. People are gutted when that happens. They
break down or something. So this has happened in much
Peacho yesterday, Purdue.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I've never been.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
It's on my lists. It looks incredible, and so many,
so many keyways have gone and done this. In South America. Well,
the locals are protesting the the bus companies. Yeah, yeah,
right to travel or to transport tourists around that they
were given a thirty year like right to do that. Yeah,

(56:13):
and it's come up for a neural again and they're
not happy. So they're protesting. So they put logs and
on the train track so tourists couldn't travel up too
much Pichu because I haven't been. But my understanding is
you can either hike there for a few days or
you take the train up.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Oh the hell would you hike?

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Take the train?

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Well, because some people like hiking, who namely one person
king name me.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
One person who actually enjoys it.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
So your people are just like absolutely gutted because some
people go there, they'll fly in and maybe have one
or two nights there and then go home. And so
these people are like, well, now I can't go to
much pizza and I've come all this, like that's the
reason you go to Purdu?

Speaker 11 (56:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Really?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
So someone just messaged in the bloody Louver in France,
Oh yeah closed on a Tuesday. Who knew fram the
whole trip around it?

Speaker 3 (56:57):
So a lot of yeah, a lot of places overseas
do this. It be weird days or let you travel
and you don't know it's a public holiday.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yeah. Oh. Some religious temples though, have a locals only day,
like maybe they're in like some of like the Buddhist
temples that you're like, right, I want to go see
this and it's like no, no, it's actual waters only.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
This happened as well for tourists at Much Pichu.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Earlier a year ago, there were twenty five days with
a protests because of the impeachment of the president, and
so all these people for twenty five days couldn't go
to Much Pichu and like they're like, well, I guess
I go all the way back home to wherever I'm
from New Zealand and not see it.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
So Kina way I'm here.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yeah, so we wanted to know this morning, and texts
are already coming in. Oh wait, one hundred dollars at
them to give us a call. You can text through
nine six nine six.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
When did you go all the way to see something
or somewhere and it was closed?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Tourists have gone all the way to Much Pichu and
the locals are protesting and blocking the train so they
can't get too Much Pichu. Yeah, and I guess people
just have to go home now, or some people, if
they're flexible, can stay until the protests finish, or maybe
they can hike in. But yeah, a lot of Texan
calls coming through it.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
So minutes I went to London. All was great until
the queen died and the whole city basically shut down.
I couldn't go to Harry Potter World or Windsor.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Castle, but like, how that's kind of that would be
a special time.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Like what a magical time the Queen's did. What about?
Like everyone went like, oh no, this is harrowing. The
Scooby Doo ride at Movie World it was closer, so gutted.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
That was a good ride.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Is it still the Scooby Doo Ride or is it?
Have they rebranded there?

Speaker 7 (58:28):
I know that it is.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
They said, do you think that's bad? Once they drove
from Auckland to Walkworth. Now that's a good forty five
minute drive to get the best pie at Saban's Bakery.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Close, close, closed, Louisa, where did you go? And it
was closed?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
So when I was younger, I went with my dad
to It's like a Flower, an old flower Milgress out
of the Maroons.

Speaker 10 (58:53):
Supposed to have been show on there because he's really
into his And we got there and Daed's like.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Oh, there's no one here.

Speaker 10 (59:02):
We looked it up. We were a year early. I mean,
I guess it was like four hours to get this, Oh.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Four hours to go to a vintage show.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Did you find anything else to do? In the region.

Speaker 10 (59:17):
No, we went home and I found out that my
sister got to go to in Vocago and by kissing
with my mum, that's a way more fun day.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
This sounds like we're really This sounds Louis and more
like we're just digging into some childhood trauma here.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yeah, you didn't get the fun down little bit.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Yeah, Louisa, thank you. Let's go to Kaylee, Kaylee, where
did you go all the way to when it was closed?

Speaker 13 (59:38):
Higher? We went all the way to New York City
and it was the first week of the writer's strike
and none of the shows or the Broadway or anything
was open.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Yes, no, because that's what you do.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Yeah, I remember, yeah, I remember there was They didn't
take any even the late night shows.

Speaker 10 (59:56):
Nothing.

Speaker 13 (59:57):
We went to the oh, what's it called with a
film steady Rock?

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Oh yeah center, yep, yeah, and we.

Speaker 13 (01:00:05):
Went to go and get Saturday night live tickets and everything,
and they're like, no, sorry, all shut down.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
I'm amazing. I mean, New York's still fun regardless. But
you booked that like a year away and.

Speaker 10 (01:00:17):
You're like, well, it was our honeymoon that we booked
a year after.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yeah, And then like they just I mean rightly. So
they went on strike because they were getting like screwed over, right,
like AI and stuff. But still you're like my holiday, Yeah, kaylie,
thank you some messages it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
So many went Trivia Fountain absolutely covered in scaffolding. I
don't want to talk about it. My best friend and
I drove six hours to do the talk little crossing
walk and it was closed due to a death.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
They do, yeah, they close it, don't they.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Yeah. Yosemite was the main thing I wanted to do
while in the States, but the day before we would
do to go, bush fires broke and it was closed
completely to the public.

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I booked a safari in Uganda to see the gorillas
and a whole lot of people got kidnapped and killed clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I mean, at least you would kidnaped and killed. Yeah,
you've gone all that way. It's not easy to get
to Uganda.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
So no gorillas. I went to Germany to ski, but
there was no snow at all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Oh wow, that's global warming.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Umm. Went all the way to Rome earlier this year
and was super excited to go to Vatican City and
see the Sistine Chapel. Then the Pope died and it
all shut down. Screw him. When all the way to
a Lacy Trivia fountain I got there was under construction,
it was had been drained, so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
It was just like, um, well, so how many buildings
in Europe you want to see but they're surrounded by
scaffolding and they paint the scaffolding the building.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah, this one, sorry, this one made me cry. Okay,
not the same, but it was. It was pretty gunning
at the time. When I was pregnant, I went all
the way to mac Is at eleven pm for an
Oreo mcflurry with extra chocolate sauce, and the ice cream
machine was out of order. Of course, there's so many.
Oh someone see my client show me a video yesterday

(01:02:04):
of her of their daughter walking along those train tracks
and looked really scary going off the train bridges that much.
You Pictah, they're doing the protest.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
So what people just walk the train tracks? Yeah, okay,
fair enough.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Went to Vegas in twenty three and the Blagio Fountain
was shut because of the Formula one and the strip
joint with you know, the strip was closed too because
the car's going through.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
We went to Egypt, got up at three am, traveled
to Mount SINAI walked up the hiking track for the
supposed or inspiring sunrise pilgrimage, and there were clouds everywhere
and you couldn't see a thing. So they're just shut
the gate. The Australians getting their asses out doing planks.
Of course Australians un literally not even halfway through. I mean,
we're just because we're a live in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Everywhere we go as a far travel far away.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Yeah, unless we're just trying to go to Mt. It
is fledged Vaughn and Haley fact of the Day, day
day day day.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Do do do do do do?

Speaker 10 (01:03:13):
Do?

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Do? Do?

Speaker 8 (01:03:14):
Do do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Well? In Vaughan Allen Smith's ab sense, I almost consent.
He's he's he's sort of picklewig. He sent them to here.
I removed myself from responsibility of any of the pickle
facts if he if he's awaging tomorrow, it just you know,
this is just what we have. So I almost thought
about swapping today's one with tomorrow's one. But I shall

(01:03:40):
honor him, okay, because I imagine in Vaughan's head he
would have brought this in because today's fact of the
Day that Vaughn's come up with is that there is
a drink called a pickleback.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
A pickleback, not nickelback.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Oh, we should have got some knickelback.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
I don't know, I know, I don't know if we
should have I don't know if I you're actually yeah,
but if I can put the fader up, why just because.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
It's nic finger Excuse me? The people want knickelback. I'm
not even texting the I'm not even checking the text machine.
The people all they you say, we have some guests
and coming to watch us through the show. Do you
guys want some Knickelback?

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Yeah, you appreciate them into that. No, I don't accuse
me of I feel like you did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Don't accuse me of bullying, but put my fader up.
It is that's not what you've done.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Something as wise, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I couldn't get it as.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
A bull man wants pleback.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
A peckleback not to be confused with Nickelback, but potentially
one of the top five bands of all time. Sorry,
A Peckleback is a two part shot. Okay, first you
take a shot of whiskey. And this is why I
wondered if Vaughan was gonna bring this in for us.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Also in moderation, we will say in moderation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Not at eight twenty five in the morning, it will
be later. You ke, you're enjoying it so much. First
you take a shot of whiskey. Traditionally it's Jamison's, that's
what Varney drinks, So I get it immediately after your
chaser shot of pickle.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Brian.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
I'm imagining this and I'm.

Speaker 12 (01:05:12):
Here for it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, okay, the kind of smoky earthiness of the whiskey
and then that kind of like tarty, bright tang of
pickle Brian love it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
We need to splash a manduri in there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Oh, for god you why not put some bailey.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Juice?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
So the origins of pickleback was portedly born in two
thousand and six at Bushwick Country Club, a dive bar
in Brooklyn, New York. A bartender called Ridgie Cunningham off
at a whiskey drink of some pickle juice, left it
from the jar as a chaser. Was like, ah, here
you go, and they were like, that is delicious. It
caught on instantly.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Sorry, I imagine pleback was playing on some kind of
jukebox in the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Just a shadow westcou so It caught on instantly with
the regulars of this bar, spread to other bars across
New York City City, then across the United States and
eventually the world. So you we could go into a bar,
probably in New Zealand and answer the Bushwick Country Club pickleback.
Why it works, science sears is because whiskey are strong

(01:06:23):
notes of ethanol, oak, tannons, and spice.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Pickle brian ethanol. How I like my strong notes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Pickle Brian is acidic, salty and tangy, which creates a
sort of a flavor reset whisky followed by the pickle brian.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
That's say pickles are so young.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
There's variations around the world. Yep, Southern style swat whisky
for bourbon spicy use halopino pickle juice as opposed to
just yet your dill pickle, Mexican pickleback that's sequila and spicy. Okay.
Sometimes some bartenders called this the bartender's handshake because it's
often sheer amongst industry workers after chefs, youm delicious, great, Okay?

(01:07:08):
You remember?

Speaker 8 (01:07:09):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
So today's back in the day is that at the
Bushwood Country Club in two thousand and six, the shot,
which is a whiskey, followed by pickle Brian the purkle
back was born.

Speaker 14 (01:07:21):
Fact of the day, day day day day Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do doude?

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Play ems fletched Vorn and Haley play that ms Fleshedorn
and Haley. Now, I thought, sort of thought that this
could be quite a good moment for me to break
some news to Vaughan. But I actually think it's better
he's not here because I think he'd flip the table
and feel pretty. He'd feel like, as my mum would say,
he'd feel like tits on a ball. Useless youths, completely useless,

(01:07:56):
because I yesterday per chase something, and I think it's
gonna be all you guys. Can I borrow it?

Speaker 7 (01:08:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Hey, leave you got it? Can I borrow it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Truma?

Speaker 10 (01:08:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
What does Vaughan always say?

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Bring him there? Oh, I've got the where's my?

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Who borrowed my?

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
He recently accused me of stealing it? The bezel, I
bought a bistol, the fabric cleaner, the apostle, a wet
sucky bistle. Third okay, and now Vaughn used to really
hold it over us. I think, can you be like,
I'm the bistle man. Yeah, and he would take great
pride in lending us out the bistle and then he'd
be like, where's the bistle? Bring it back? Yeah, I'm
bistle queen.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Now are you gonna make those videos where you like
bistler yuck?

Speaker 11 (01:08:39):
Rug?

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
And then it turns real nice.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
And immediately I bought it twenty four hours ago.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Can I borrow it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
You may borrow my bessel. I've got my own bissel.
Do you know what is going to be?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Yuck?

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
I have never cleaned my couch neither, and I've had
it for nearly ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Yours.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
I don't even want to know. I saw like a.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Coffee standing the other day. I was like, where did
that come from?

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
It was? Probably an espresso martini and it's normally where
Haley sits on the couch.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
I've got my co like, what is this? So mine
is because I have a few Fabrice things that were
not looking great. It's a couple of rugs that I've
had in the garage for ages, you know, while renovating,
and I've brought one in and I was a bit like, oh,
it's a bit And then you know when you eat
an ice cream and a flake of you know, like

(01:09:28):
an ice block ice cream, and a flake of choky
like falls somewhere and you're like with that guy and
you never know and it smears on a fair brack
and you never get it out and it looks like
human poops And you can't like wash no couch covers
or some couch minor linen, and so if I wash them,
they'll start to fade. There's a dark navy, do you

(01:09:48):
know what I mean? So I can't have a faded thing,
but it does look like it is a big sort
of poo smear in the middle couch bit. And I
just thought, there's so many, so many fabric things in here.
I'm going to shout myself a bistle And I got it, sail.
It was like it was a couple hundred bucks. Yeah,
like it was as expensive as I thought. No, no nonspomp.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
But you got to buy the cleaning liquids. That's where
they get you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Yeah, although surely someone's worked out online some do y
make your own cleaners vinegar? Yeah, that's usually for Freddy
vinegar and baking soda and water.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
I don't know, but today no, I won't be today,
It'll be tomorrow. I'm going to whistle the couch and are.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
You so many prepared though, because there's nothing worse in
cleaning something you haven't cleaned for ages that you use
all the time, you know, like when you see your
Pello you're like sheets and you're like, yeah, it's all
brown and wit with that driple come from? Did that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Yeah? I I am prepared to face my own mankiness.
I mean, the couches are heavily frequent in area. I
don't have a great indoor entertainment space. So when people
come over to my house with there's lots of people
like on the weakness through a party with nine people
just all on that couch, a myriad of.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
So there's things in that couch for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Things it's human DNA. Yes, there's my cat. So I
am I will make some really satisfying videos and.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Yeah, good play Fletchforn and Haley yesterday Tinder Australia like
they do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
The Tinder group is also hinge.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
They own like a bunch of all of them. They
I don't think they're in bumble. Isn't that the opposite
The person that worked Tender.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
Started, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Yesterday in Australia they announced that all new users have
to do a video face check when signing up for
the app. Because I didn't know this, but Australia has
some really serious I think there were quite some high
profile murders over there right regarding like tender dates and stuff.
So they have a Code of Conduct now in Australia

(01:11:54):
which means that any like online dating profiles have to
report to the government debts and in the last year,
one hundred and ninety thousand tender accounts were banned. A wow,
so like people with double up accounts or scammers overseas
whatever it is. And so yeah, from yesterday, all new

(01:12:15):
users have to do that. Yeah, which I think you
kind of have to do here anyway, that you have
to verify.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
If you do on Tinder.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
What about the celebrity dating app? You're not allowed to
talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Lots of it's very very stretched, so stretched. I can't
even say that.

Speaker 11 (01:12:33):
I'm on it's pretty fun. I just had to play
on Hailey's and it's such a good time. Tend to
look to right on the otherough, Yeah, I just because
I sometimes if you need to the show she's on
the prow.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
It's a new segment on the prow. If you, if you,
and if you didn't know, Hailey's now single. Yeah, because
every now and again people who text and be like
what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
What do you? Yeah? Oh my god, the disrespect, but yeah,
I do something ever go at tender. It's more it's
not the attractiveness of people, it's the effort that that
I would say, in particular, the men are putting in
to present themselves well, because you'll see a photo you'll
be like, oh god no, but you'll swipe and you'll
be like, the second photo is much better, dude, move

(01:13:14):
that around and things like I'll be your prince. That
was an immediate what in the direct attack?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Right, You're a classic been in a relationship for ages,
you know, whenever you see a friend's tender, like give
me a.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Co I know she just had a little look at
We went from tender onto Raya. It's called Ryan. I
keep saying Raya.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
And immediately the first person was like football alone and
she said no, get across the world.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Yeah, take the show overseas. Someone just messaged and saying, Haley,
drop your age down on Tinder I'm trying to hit
you up. No, we don't like the young ones dropped
it down a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
What is my train she's getting? Are you getting this
for it?

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Did you run out of until you run out of
people to swipe on?

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
So you have to go down a couple of years.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
We'll one either side. Is that the podcast done? Because
I'm busting for a poose?

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Last thing for a poose?

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Jesus give us a review.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Play z it ms Fletchborne and Hailey

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