Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 18th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZEM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is for the Big Pod, brought to you by
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
The biggest brands are the lowest prices.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
You know, when you sit down on a toilet and
usually in a mall, and on the back of the cubicle,
there's always.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Like an ad Oh yeah, they all get an added
in anywhere they can.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
The gym has them, yeah, toler where's the gym got
them at the back of the toilets?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
They got them for themselves, for themselves, Yeah, for like
primos and stuff.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah, for sure, we're.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Getting a reno. Actually, are you getting a reno?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
They always do. This was just what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Was remember when you guys, you know, when we had
a sparple and like saunas and stuff and they ripped
them all out for the car park and the men.
We're like, we're still got ours, unbelievable sixers.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
They don't have ours anymore.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, but you had them for much longer than us.
What's the reno the bathroom in the bathroom?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Really?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
How nice? How nice? I think we have to for
the next few weeks shower with you though.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Ou.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Ah, because sometimes the All Blacks and the Warriors also
you know the gym.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
No, I'm not though there's none of that.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Imagine that the smells members just we're gonna have UNI
six bathrooms including the showers. So excuse me. I'm talking
about some public toilets in China, right that have taken
advertising to the next level. Their claiming gets also to
help worth waste because they believe Chinese people are over
consuming toilet paper. So on the back were there is

(01:31):
the toilet roll dispenser there. It's sort of a bit
of a mechanism looking thing right with a QR code
on it that you have to scan and watch an
ad in order to receive a couple of squares of
toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
What like a pre roll ad before you watch a video. Yeah,
you've got to endure the ad and then what squirt
out some.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Toilet toilet paper And it is just a couple. And
they're saying the system cuts down a wate with authority
suggesting some people make take an excessive amount.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Of free toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm sorry, I need it. I need a lot, especially
the you know, public toilet paper. If you have to
use a public toilet, it's always the thinnest. You need
a double layer that I'm to make it a four
or five six plant.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yes, we're upping the ply ourselves. Yeah, yeah, with the bulk.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
So if you if you want more, you have to
watch another ad or you can pay some money.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
What so I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
This isn't like there are public toilets even in New
Zealand around where you pay a little bit of like
you pay a coin. It's really popular in Europe as well.
We have to pay like fifteen cents.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You travel, you're never getting a free toilet most places
you go.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
But this just feels like and I say this pun
and tender like a plain in the ass.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Actually you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
And then the amount you watch this ad, what is it?
How many seconds is it? I think it's like fifteen seconds.
So I'm sitting there with you know, a moister nurse.
Fifteen seconds in it goes and it's just three single plant, and.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Then you've got to watch another fifteen you're still moist,
and then you I reckon, I have to watch about
six or seven ads.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'll be skipped, payeparedpared.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Path there are Have you ever had public toilets? I
think South America is pretty big for this. You pay
to go in and use them. But then the attendant
there is normally some little old lady. Yeah, She'll give
you like a tiny amount of toilet paper, and that's
all you get. That's what you get.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
It's like, no, I need more, no, no, no, yeah,
I'm about to Hey, I'm in South America.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I had some spice, some beans, beans and spice in
my bowels.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I'm going to need three times in a mountain.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Home, plays fledged Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
A woman has gone viral because she has been to
forty different McDonald's around the world.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I don know how many I've been to, because I've
been to lots around New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It always feels like a bit of a crime when
you're in Europe or somewhere or somewhere and you're just like, yeah,
but how good would have quarter pound to be?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
The best McDonalds I've ever had was in Rome, and
we'd literally just been to see the coliseum and it
was me and mum. We were walking around and hot,
and we just thought, man, it's easy, is it?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Because you've been had a week of pastor year totally.
Maybe you just craved a burger, just a little gooding peak. Well,
I don't know if she intentionally set out to go
and that's it's not I don't think it's the reason
she travels around the world. But this woman, Kellie Marshall,
her I will say bitches McDonald's and she looks like,

(04:32):
I think she's a runner. I think she's a runner.
I think she's a run. She burns, she burns it,
she burns it.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
BA McDonald's and I said, on the count, yeah, see
she goes for a rude and by the looks of it,
but she her video is quite funny because she will
rate every McDonald's out of ten that she's been to.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And I guess that's why it's kind of picked up
because people are like, oh, we haven't scored as well.
She gave high praise to Lao Toko and Fiji is McDonald's.
And I remember seeing McDonald's and Fiji when I first went.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I've only been to Fiji once and I did not
frequent the McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
She said, pros best nuggets and fries have had in time,
like a pint worth of mcflurries with chocolate sauce added.
So she said there was lots of chocolate sauce. So
she gave it a nine out of ten, but she
did say coke wasn't great, but I didn't mind. Maybe
the bubbles are.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
A bit low, they've goneg maybe they pick on the
syrup and yeah, below on the furz.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
She carries on. She in France, pros potato wiges, they've
got potato witches, witches witches. Tokyo, Japan, she gave ten
out of ten. Yeah, she said, the nuggets are phenomenal.
But the nuggets are the same everywhere.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Aren't they. No, they're not because we use Kiwi checker.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh yeah, okay, right, I would say some of.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
The best in the world.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, I've had some absolutely moo liied up crap and
you know, yeah, across the world.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
She said, the coke hit the spot in a crowd
of japan cannot fall ten out of ten in Tokyo
in Japan. Her next one Melbourne, Australia. Pros gave me
an extra nugget, So that was nice.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Do you ever had an extra nuggat? And I always
count them and make to nacolby the day.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I think once I've had five.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Really, you you just didn't count the one that you ate.
Oh could have been Malta, she said, not really a
fan of European nuggets as a whole seven out of ten. Wow,
pros exactly what I needed when I hadn't consumed anything
all day. The fries are phenomenal. So she gave Malta
a seven out of ten. Sydney, Australia got an eight
out of ten. Um Nottingham in England of five out

(06:29):
of ten, she said, nuggets are pretty good, diet coke
was phenomenal. Cons didn't really want it, so the chips
felt overwhelming. So that's just outside.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
That feels.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
That feels that she's basing some of her scores on
her experience completely.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Wait where are we Napier, New Zealand. She went to
Napier pros, you can have a large drink without having
a large fries and a medium meal, and I've wanted
for a while. Cons they still have the yellow and
red color scheme with ronald everywhere, and I don't know that.
Just gave me the egg and the sauce, and the
sauce was packet, not pot. Oh, so she got chip

(07:04):
in a packet because some places to keep in.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
The little pump thing pot.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
She gave Napier our Napier six point five out of ten.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I don't like this woman, but again, this woman she's
McDonald's and she's skinny, and she she has no idea
that I've been to the Napier McDonald's. Great experience, great experience,
but you know, we are fans of Hawks back.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I think it's a Mortis on her mood that day
in the color schemes.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Someone someone just messaged it and said, oh my god,
the teriarchy burger and Tokyo McDonald's elite fast food. I
love when you go to McDonald's and they've got like
a local.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, like people must come here and see the key
we burger and gone on, and then they're like, beetroot,
what the how's that doing in there?

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Play z ms Fletchbourne and Hailey from your local community
Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Well, in Vaughn's absence, I'll be doing the top six again.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
But this is out of Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
There's a club, a nightclub called Atlantist that is being
slammed by I was gonna say animal rights activists, but
it's really.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
One guy who's really kind of going ham on this, okay.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Because they have a very large fish tank. It is amazing,
Like it's actually huge. It looks like an aquarium tank.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's massive.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, like imagine like it's almost like a small like
silo in the middle of it.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
But it made out of plant.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
And then of course he got all the lights and
it does look very cool.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
It looks very very cool.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, harks back to the days of Lovely Mermaids and Wellington,
you know where the girls used to swim in there.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah, so I've hurt.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
They got rid of that though, because everyone kept on
getting you know, like athletes foot and thrush and all along,
and it wasn't very nice.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
No one wants to see a dance it with thrush anyway.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
So the animal rights activists is saying that the fisher
traumatized because of the lights and the music and everything.
But the club owner, whose name is mister Pratt, he
says that they've been tested. They've had a whole bunch
of marine biologists and they've they've checked the decibels.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
There's nothing and that's really thick glass. Really it has
to be. It's not like a home aquarium. This is
like you say, a silo. It's ginormous. Yeah, Yeah, it's
like it's proper. It's fifty millimeters thick.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
It's so thick that you couldn't hear anything right through
at lads, nothing, we're not getting rid of a fish.
But anyway, I've got the top six thoughts that a
fish in a nightclub tank is having. Okay, Number six
of the list.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
God, these bloody skirts are getting short these days. I
don't see it coucy hanging out. It's just swimming around.
There's just bobes and coochie everywhere.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
You'd see it all.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
You'd see it all from that tank. You can't hear
a thing. No eyes you can see it. Number five, Man,
this fish food tastes a.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Bit different than usual. Ads white, It's got much finer flake.
It makes me want to share my opinion on everything.
You guys feeling God, my jaw hurts.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh, I feel great.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Do not hope people are not sprinkling in naughty into
the fish tank well.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Number four on the list is Ashton. I think some
of them. I slapped a little bit of a drinking here.
We wanna say that sharing this space is used were
a bit of my life. Number three on the list
of the top six thoughts that a fish is having
in a nightclub tank. All the music sounds the bloody site,

(10:27):
Dwarf doorf Fierce and Dwarf Doff their.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Play something that we can dance to, like Octopus's Garden
or something by Real Big Fish or Frank Ocean.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Good from you, Thank you, Thank you, from you.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Number two on the list of the top six thorts
that a fish in a nightclub tank is having.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
That girl's tank is offensive and I can say that
because I'm an orange ruffy and our culture is not
your costume.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Bad.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
And number one of the lists of the top six
thoughts a fish and a nightclub tank is having. Uh,
they really do need to install more women's talk wilets.
You know, there's always a line they should just do
what we do and just piss where we stand.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
It's so much easier they do. That's just I thought,
we're all having. Just give us more toilets.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
The guys are fine. We've got the urinals. Yeah, and
you just get it.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
You just get in there and your hold in your
We've got a whole thing we've got to do in
the Yeah. Anyway, the fish are fine. Yeah, And actually
this kind of makes me want to go to this
club in Adelaide. Yeah, Atlanta's Club Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Shout out Vidims, Fletchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Do you know I think I've only even been castick
once in my life and I was reading a book
like that always, or if I'm on my phone too
much and someone else is driving, which, by the way,
why is someone else driving?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
I'm the best driver in the car.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I hate being a person, but when you do find
that if you're on a roady, if you're in the
back seat and you're on your phone, sometimes you can
be like oh yeah, even as an adult, yeah yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
I used to have.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
My best friend was like super castlic all the time,
like pull over on the side of the road and.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Have a little step a pain. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
So apparently if you are a car sick sufferer, and
I imagine it's awful. There is a study out of
China that examined how different types of music impact motion sickness.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
And they used like full.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
You know, brain dot put the dots on the chuck
these people in the back of a car around some mountains.
I'm thinking you wipe it up at your Rematucka's you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Gorges. They cutting a hockey gorge. I'm thinking those kind
of roads.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
And they played different kind of music to try to
find out if different styles of music helped in different ways.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Did they tell them in the study, like not to
look at the road, or to be on their phone,
or to be reading the causes of or these are
just people that just.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Constantly pretty young adults.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
They dropped and it was a simulated car used to
induce motion sickness, So they were just like normal. They
weren't reading or renal texting or on TikTok or anything
like that. They listened to four different types of music,
soft music, joyful music, stirring or passionate music like classic
classical yeah, or I was thinking, do you know what

(13:11):
immediately came to my head the Lord of the Rings theme?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, something like that like epic yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Or sad music. Now, sad music. I'm gonna I've got
my iHeartRadio open. Okay, I'll play some sad music company
KPI that you can listen to the iHeart Radio app
wherever you go. Take us into the show live our
podcast as well. That's right, you got me up, You

(13:39):
got me up. God, big big delay big delay there,
so this one here, so I'm counting this as sad music.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Sad okay, right, this is probably one of.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
The saddest songs of all time. This and Father and
Son like worsened symptoms.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Wait, so this made cassockness worse?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Okay, worsened somes No one like improved by listening to
this music and made people feel like sicker. Okay, okay,
it's gonna be I'm doing DJing here.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Lord of the Rings. You see, somebody paid Chris Martin
like millions of dollars to a private concert.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Ain't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Can you imagine having that much money?

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, stirring music, which was the next the second, you know,
least effective?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Hang on?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Okay, what are you thinking for stirring music?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
What I'm going I'm going hang on, this is Lord
of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Okay, yeah, I'd say this is stirring. Yeah, but again
not as effective for carl sickness.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, stirring moderately effective. So forty eight point three percent
of participants saw a reduction.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, listen to some stirring, passionate music.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Okay, I mean Lord of the Rings might not be
your version, and the enjoyful music and now, I mean,
I know I'm being a little bit obvious here, but
I'm going to choose the most sort of obvious happy song. Okay,
I better not be for realm happy.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm so sorry you should have said it earlier. Oh
my god, I've played a brass band version.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Okay, don't hate that. I hate this song so much.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
I hate the song so much.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Not happy to me? It makes me angry.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Joyful music? What's another happy song?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
What's a happy song?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Happy music?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I'm just looking at the happiest songs.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Happier songs about it, feel good happy mix.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Okay, I'll have a.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Little look here on the iHeartRadio app. Take us wherever
you go, listen to us on our podcast.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Lots of Company. KPIs here in the first one.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Okay, this is joyful music.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I absolutely agree with this. Okay, God, I hope I'm
not playing the explosit music.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Okay, we've great this happy music. Joyful music.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Second second best option, yeap reduce symptoms by fifty seven
point three percent.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Okay, so listen listening basically to zeemon pop music while driving.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Well, this was the most idea ler Yeah, the most popular.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I'm going to try to find I mean, and it's
not my favorite song of all time, but the girl
is going to love this. The most effective music to
listen to when you are feeling cassack, they found is
soft music reduce motion sickness by sixty percent.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Recording. So for example, Cardigan by Taylor Swell.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah you know this, and they said that you don't
want to be driving late at night with this, you'll
just doze off into a site, you know, into a ditch.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
I know.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Soft music likely calms the nervous system and reduces stress. Okay,
so you're just feeling a little bit more at ease
as supposed to, like, don't feel very well and well,
joyful music will distract from discomfort by act rewarding your
brain with it. I feel feeling good and feeling good,
or you could just fly. We're as sad music. It
just makes you feel sad, and so you're feeling bad

(17:09):
and now you're sad.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, makes sense, and then you've still got three hours
on the road trip to go and it's just that
sad as well.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Oh someone did just text.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
And I should play mister Blue Sky, you know, like
a big that's a that's a happy Song'm happy with.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
I'm happy with Chapel Ryan. Okay, so use music if
you If you're I give again. You just reiterate late
at night. Yeah, late at night probably not the best.
What did you cut it off for? I sort of
thought you were going to punch out.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I was, but I was going to do a lovely face.
You're not a very good DJ.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Okay, we'll try again. Hanging out.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Vae might have not have Spotify Premium or YouTube YouTube premium,
YouTube premium.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Okay, let's do this so if you are feeling passee. Yeah,
the most effective type of music to listen to FLA.
It's soft music like this.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
No, we've done it's the bottom play z MS fletched
Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Play z MS Fletchorn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
There is a gen Z Janelle Farreer, not Pharrero far Yeah,
it's Chanelle for she's ruffling feathers online by providing gen
Z boot Camp for millennials.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
For some reason, the video has been removed.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Okay, I hope she hasn't been since canceled, and now
I'm sort of hyping her up.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah as possible.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Maybe she's sort of they found, you know, a body
buried in her backyard in the last twenty four hours.
If there, I remove myself from it anyway. Janelle provides
gen Z boot Camp for millennials trying to remain relevant.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Right, I fall into this category. Okay. The first thing
she comes comes for is the fonts we're using on Instagram.
I'm aware of this.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Let's bring in our own gen zs. Yeah, yeah, what
fonts do you think are not acceptable?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
She said, there's unacceptable?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Fine, and like, these are the ones we're doing. Well,
we know that poster is not as a millennial font.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, but it's kind of cute.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
It's been approved, it's been approved, it's approved. Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
So the ones that she is calling it absolutely, she says,
it's screaming millennial.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
I hate that we're in this generation now that we're
not the generation.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
We're screaming millennial signature, bubbles, squeeze and meme.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
I go for literature. That's my favorite. Okay. So the
ones that she said are they're fine. I don't.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I won't think twice if I see you using it
is modern editor poster, that's us, that's us and deco,
she said. The ones that are most asthetic and absolutely,
we're frothing elegant strong typewriter and classic, classic and literature.
See typewriter to me is so overusedtime.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
It's been so overused.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
As we used to when we went to school, we
wrote on typewriters. There's one called meme now and comic Sands.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Comic Sands is the worst actually knows by anyone ever.
But it's being I think it's being ironically ironic.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
You know, but as I've mentioned many times this week,
you've got to be careful when you start saying things
ironically because neck minute, it becomes second language. Okay, the
next thing she came for millennials. We're not saying slagh
in earnest. Now we can, you can use it ironically,
but we're not doing sleigh. We're we're tapping our fingers
or something like us. Oh yeah, yeah, we're tapping like this.

(20:21):
So instead of being like, oh my god, sleigh, yeah,
oh my god.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
So from queer culture. But that's fine. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I would.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Say the third yeah, it is a for sure like
voguing and yeah yeah yeah yeah. The third faux pa
that US millennials are are being accused of is taking
the meanings of words too literally.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
She She's like, we're using things like I'm dead, I'm deceased,
I'm sick, I'm screaming, I'm throwing up.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
These are all good, whereas I'll be like, oh my god,
I'm throwing up. Help, something's wrong, I've eaten something bad.
The next thing we're not doing is, and this is
I feel really attacked, is we're not taking photos of
our food.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, we're not.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (21:08):
I went out for dinner with someone who was an
older millennial and she genuinely said the phone eats first.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
And I was like, no, babe, we're not the phone
eats bird. It was like, what are you doing? Stop
touching your food? Hang on hanger in there over a cute,
really chic charcuterie board.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
But aside from that, she see, what we're doing is
if you've got a meal, because we're the we're like
bird's eye view plate in the middle like full thing
untouched is like to zoom in really unesthetically and maybe
have like an elbow and then like tag the restaurant
and like the most minimal font in the corner, like
we're not really highlighting the food, but.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Like, yeah, I'm eating, and what and what about it?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I mean, oh, listen, when was the last time I
posted something a bit, a bit slack recently? I'm off,
I'm off the hashtags?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, because we're not.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
No, has you learned that My last.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
That I posted was my Hobbiton post, which has gone
really well. And I think it's because I didn't use hashtags.
And I just see, I went to Hobbiton. I loved
it more than I thought that he ever could. And
I wanted to do hashtag fellowship, you know, hashtag bilbo
I nearly swore.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I think maybe you two should run some courses.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, some boots, some boot camps, I think as well.

Speaker 10 (22:23):
The big millennial thing I noticed is not only the captions,
but when you comment on a friend's photo, what are.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
We doing just being like, oh my goodness, you look
nice or something like.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, my friend chef Peter Gordon, renowned Shift, he's been
on it by the Queen.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
He said, you look so at home? Is it a no?

Speaker 7 (22:39):
No?

Speaker 10 (22:39):
I would go like, what's the square root of sixty four?

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Side note? That feels like a dig? When you were
a Hobbiton, I got roasted by a famous hit and
you didn't even notice.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
That hang on you commented on here, Shannon, what a
casual cool hobbit girl, Because.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
You keep talking about how you're a casual girl. I
was wearing a beanie hobbit.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
There's so much to learn, Flinch clay zitims Flitch for
got the new hot girl hobby of the year.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Okay, and you laughed, and I'm just gonna wait for
an apology followed by another laugh. This is un believable.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Shannon's laughing too. Shannon's laughing to Shannon.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Shannon, I'm a hot girl. I speak on behalf of
all hot girls. Yourselves include it.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah, you're a hot casual girl.

Speaker 10 (23:31):
And just I'm just laughing because a few minutes ago,
you see, guys, my period's coming and I haven't even
had a mood swing.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
And then you just annihilated Flitch.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
But I said, because usually I feel mad before my
periods coming. And I said, I even't had a mood swing,
and Flip said, ideally you could wait to laughter.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Nine when I'm not here.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
When I'm not here, So the new.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Hot girl hobby of the year is not what we
you know, like pilates because that's very obvious, or yoga
or you know, crafts or something.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Well, you're about to say crochet, were you Well?

Speaker 4 (24:09):
She laughed when I suggested that, you know, I wasn't hot.
So she gets that it's birding, birding or bird watching,
but we're calling it burning.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
So the whole girls dogging, where you're into dogs, you
take the dogs to the dog.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Park right away, Fletch dogging is not when you're into dogs.
You're kidding me, Fletcher.

Speaker 9 (24:32):
Come.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
You could see this guy's face. He's a ghast at
the news he's just received. He had no idea. You've
been using the term dogg You can tell me.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I'll hear what it actually means. Well, but it is okay,
do continue.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
So there is a I think this is funny. I
do want to say. There is a journalist who name
is Emma.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Her last name's.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Boner, and I just know they actually say Bonner. They
don't like to say no, they do because I knew
someone that was called Boner and they said it's actually
Bonner and the inns and I knew A checked with
the last same death and she's like, it's it's not
it's actually death. So death and Boner.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Imma Bona, who's a journalist. She's been sharing that.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
She kept noticing over her feed, her Instagram and TikTok
and everything. Girlie is going birding or bird watching.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
She was like, what the hell?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
This is stupid because bird watching used to be like
this activity sort of like golf, you know, like kind
of rich people with too much time on their hands
could take a whole day.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Or kind of like it's kind of a weird man
kind of hobby.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Loser guys, losers, not hot girls, little said, loser guys.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, would do.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
And she's like, the girls are going birding and they're
sharing their fines, they've got their binoculars, they're out in
the bush, they're getting nature.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
And so she was like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Well, as a journalist and a hot girl, yeah, I'll
give it a go. It's her new passion in life.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
She loves it, she watches it. She's joined online birding communities.
These thousands of face read it.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
We need to have a rebrand to make it sound cool.
It's a bird watching birding babes.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Do you want to go burning? What are you doing
this weekend?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's good burning because like Fridday and a like after.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
We have drinks and something I feel like Saturday, I'm
going to need some nature. You're burning.

Speaker 10 (26:14):
To be fair, I have to do this every day
because the pigeons try to break into my part.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
You do sort of involuntary that's burning.

Speaker 10 (26:20):
And Carwen comes and sits on my half couch. She'll
hear the pigeons and it freaks her out.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Sometimes I just like flip and you go like you you.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
So there was saying it's like, it's kind of great
because unlike your hobbies, for example, Shannon of like crafts,
and that's actual skill, and you have to learn something
I'm not interested in learning.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I'm a capacity. I've learned what I'm going to learn.
I've done the thing. Burnings easy. You don't have to
be an expert.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
You literally looks like, but do you have to get
do you have to get binoculars equipment?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (26:53):
I was going to say, I hypothesize that the next
trend will be glasses because all the girlies are going
to realize they can't say yeah for.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Sure, for sure.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Now this reminds me and I just want to sort
of like take a little tangent here because you know,
I've been looking for a new hobby. Yes, because March.
She was taking up too much when life had to park.
That to the site, and my current hobby of watching
TV on the couch with the bottle of wine is
like not serving me. And you may remember I actually
sort of seeded the idea of my new hobby is
gonna be skateboarding. Oh god, I did. I'm committing. I'm

(27:23):
committing quite hard to this. I'm getting some lessons very soon.
And I put up I put up a post on
my social media looking for I mean, I feel like
bird I'm honestly, I'm almost ready to give up birding
field so much easier, but I'll commit for a bit.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
At least buying all the gears were like one pair
of binoculars versus a helmet, knee pad.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
No no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
But it's not a sexy I know this is the
whole girl thing. But I've got a vision of the skateboarding.
So I put up something asking for all the equipment
that I needed, and everyone said the things like Albert pads,
knee pads, obviously, a board, a helmet, and I was like,
I've had those in my mind.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
But someone was like, Ebbs, literally, you're gonna need patted pants.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh yeah, because you fall on your arm. Because you'll
fall on your arm, much like I like ice hockey pants.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
I could buye kim booty. Yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
And also risk guard. People are saying you need a
risk guard late snowboarders. Yeah, well I'm this weekend.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
I'm going to start acquiring all of my things and
follow along my journey becoming a hot skater girl.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
And if that goes wrong, I can't wait until I
have to help you list all of this crap on
trade me and then help.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Me find binoculars, because if this goes wrong, I'll become
a birder.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Silly little poo. It is so silly, silly, silly, that
silly little poo.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Silly little silly, little silly little pill.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Today's silly little pole. Do you talk to your friends
about money? I love this Aron Zet.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
They were were you doing? You've been doing a bit
of work. They did a study.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
We talked to our friends.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
I will literally take photos of some of my bowel
movements and send them to my best friends.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
You know what I mean? Like that, we just take
things too far. Don't talk about money very often? I
talked to my friends in general ways not I wouldn't
say to any many of my friends like how much.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I earn, or it's kind of a bit as that said,
as taboo by asking someone how much they earned, it
is a little bit less.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
So I'm hoping, yeah, transparency, but I don't know. We
don't talk about money often.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Now, these are the options that we gave you.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
We gave you.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yes, we talk in depth about income and bills, et cetera.
I mean we talked were me and Vaughn in particular,
we share mortgage horror stories. Yeah, we said, yes, we
talk in depth about income and bills, et cetera. Was
one option, Yes, but very surface level like I'm saving
for yeah, you know whatever. Or no, we just avoid it.
Those were three options. Okay, the least popular was no,

(30:00):
we avoid it. At eleven percent, then yes, we talk
very in depth about everything income and bills. The most
popular one at sixty three percent. Yes, but very surface level.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
And see that's when the problems happen. If you're going
out to dinner with friends or holidaying, and you know this,
people can afford something, some kind of afford You don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
If someone's going through a bit of like a night
time and then you're.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Like, come out because no one's just like, guys, I'm
on the absolute bones right now. Yeah. Then yeah, some feedback.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
From our lovely listeners, Kayla said, you can get some
great money hacks from comparing notes with friends, not necessarily
sharing income, but definitely bills. Yeah, again just referring to us,
like we did this the other day. We were like,
how much do you pay for power? And then we
were like, oh my god, mine's so much more than that,
and then we all did a little.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
A little, year, year, and a lot. Yeah, get the
calculators out.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Henry says Airline Life. We're all on union agreements, so
we all know what everyone earns. Makes for a very
transparent conversation.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Oh right, so you're kind of getting paid the same,
so you can all check quite freely about how much
money you're making.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Kylie says, I'm a cashed up Ossie Bogue and that
is a very successful business.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Kylie.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
I love that money doesn't often come up, but when
it does, friends are often surprised because even though we
drive nice cars, we don't dress or act.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Like we have money.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, and that's why you have money.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
That's why you have money.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
That's why you have money because you're not spending it on.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
No one cares that your black t shirt is Balenciaga
literally looks like it's from as color exactly a Panini
bang Tessa. Best to know who can do what and
not shame them by putting out an idea that they
can't afford, so they have financial transparency with their friends.
You're good, Ash said, only my best friend, because we're
in a similar financial situation, have similar lifestyles, so it's

(31:45):
very relatable.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Okay, that's helpful. Vicky says, definitely not.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I know some of my friends are currently unemployed, so
it's just a topic I avoid completely.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
You that it be hard.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
People are really struggling. A man just said, why be
shy about it? No one's here to judge. Eve said,
I live in London, so it's a major talking point
over here.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Oh okay, just because every things.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
I guess you do.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, because you know friends in London and they're always like,
you know, how much rena you guys paying? Yeah, make
sure to make anything as cheaper as you can.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Rebecca said, yes, with close friends, it's good to get
ideas on budgeting and say things. Sophie says, I was
at a lunch on the weekend and people were discussing
this salaries in debt, and it made me so uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I've always sort of been do.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
You think it's because shit, she earns way more?

Speaker 8 (32:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah, or like it would make you uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
I think either way would make you uncomfortable, for like,
oh my god, I do this much and you're sitting
there being like, gee, I don't even earn that much,
Like I don't want them to know how much money
i'm and then you have to pay for all the drinks.
If they find out, yeah, because how much money do
you make and it's twice as much, they'll be like, well,
I'm not paying for a single thing.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Ever again with you, I.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Wonder if it would change the dynamics of a friend
group when everyone found out how much they were earning.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, I'm all for financial transparency, but when you like that,
I'm like cookie awkward. Andrea says, I'm a financial advisor
and I own rental properties. People are really scared of
debt and scared to do something that they may be
the first to do in a family. So sometimes I
find it helps when talking openly about how money and
mortgages work, to help demystify reality verse what may have

(33:17):
been incorrectly passed down, or just answer any questions. It's
scary how many people have literally no financial literacy totally
and the change to says I'm currently helping my friend
and your boyfriend buy a house.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
It's like I'm the third piece. Huh, So you're chipping in.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
It is weird when you do that and you decide,
I'm I'm an adult, but I don't know any of
this stuff.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I was this yesterday. I've been like, man, gst. Still
don't really understand it.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Why are you giving it to me? And I'm giving
it back? Don't give it to me in the first
place anyway. So we asked you, do you talk to
your friends about money? And sixty three percent of you
said yes, but very surface level play.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
M's flesh one and Haley play ms Fletchbourne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
But what we're watching?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
What we're watching, I bet the guy that makes those
for the stations scared you coming for his job?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Sam is shakenness coming.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
To work, like, oh maybe I'll just turn around and
go home.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Watching job and.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
I'll be like and do all the stings from like
Netflix and Neon and everything, and like the start of films.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
What a wiki? What we're watching? Yeah, okay, I gotta
get in the booths to the list of things.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
We gotta get in the booth in the booth to do.
We have to what we watch it you started watching?

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Okay, So I'm what I'm I'm in a period of
needing to tune out. So I'm just rewatching Shameless at
the moment, which is great. But we need to talk
about this. And God, I wish Georgia was here. Delly, Delly,
do you know what I man late today? Sleeping in
It must be nice?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
God, what a life.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
She referred to this yesterday and then it popped up.
It's the number one movie in New Zealand today and
it is called The Wrong Paris Now as a girl
who loves a romantic you know, normal, Yeah, this is
for the girls that like a cowboy romance novel.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
You know this already sounds horrendously crap, and I shan't
be watching.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
For you.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
It's not for me.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
So the storyline is Dawn thinks she's joining a dating
show in Paris, only to land in Paris, Texas. She
has an exit plan though, and she starts working in
a ranch and then a guy comes in with two
hay bales and waistcoat and I'll tell you well, an
eight pack of apes.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
And she's like, oh my god, I'm in the wrong Paris.
Like I listen, sounds terrible.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
I can indulge in a Hallmark crap, you know what
I mean. But I started yesterday and I lasted ten minutes.
Then I scooted a hit to see some abs and biceps, okay,
just to get to catch my eyes over them. Okay, yeah, phenomenal.
But the it's it's the plot's thin. Miranda Cosgrove, who
is a disney Kid Nickelodeon nick sorry Nickelodeon Girlhi Carli,

(36:15):
Like she's iconic, She's like Craly. She's the lead as
a woman. Now, so my brains just pobulated the app
worth it for the abs?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Okay, the bodies are insane on this, but yeah, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (36:30):
You know it's when you want like a thin plot
and just like something to check on in the background.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
This would be great with like some girlies on the
couch having wine, some batch margaritas, and it's just on
in the background.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Every time he walks in, we will go.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
That's how if I made a movie, I'd want everyone
to describe it. You know, just one of those movies
with a thin plot you can just have on in
the background and not really pay attention to.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
It's one of those movies you want to watch when
you don't actually want to watch it, and then you
look every a few times.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
It's palatable.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
It's yeah, see, that's not a great review, is it?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
But Who Are Number one? Is literally number one on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Honestly, what are people? It is in nothing else to
watch so much to There's too.

Speaker 8 (37:09):
Much going on in the world to watch something serious
or informative. You've just got to put on some trash totally.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
That's me. It reality TV, like Maths and all that.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Well, speaking of reality TV, you were heading the group
Cheat yesterday with some incredible snippets from a show. You've
been getting advertised the show.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
For a while.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yeah, I've been saying it lots. So it's called Are
You My First?

Speaker 10 (37:31):
It's on Disney Plus and it is basically a show
of twenty one virgins. They all are virgins for different reasons.
A lot religious for a few other reasons too, And
it's a dating show to try potentially lose their virginity.
But also it's just so awkward, like men. They place
the men on female anatome. One guy said, a woman's

(37:53):
pregnant for six months. They can be, but it's not, well,
it's kind of scary. Yeah, it's so funny, and just
the way they flirt is so good. A go a
little club here for you.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah, now this you've seen this in the group chat. Now,
let's just if we could see the scene before we
play it. Please, don't what Haley, what would you describe
this guy as?

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Not everyone's cup of tape of tea?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Get well pushed, Thank you for as it is to
say it.

Speaker 11 (38:22):
I think most people would be surprised to find out
that I'm a virgin, just because, like, statistically speaking, I'm
in the top three percent of good looks. I wanted
to lose my virginity for a while, but I'm a
little bit scared of intimacy. There's fear of me not
being any good. There's a lot of fear of maybe
I'm too good, you know.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Okay, no one surprised you're a virgin No One in surprise.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
He's worried.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
The top three percent of good looks.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Really, yeah, as someone who is Kawiti, what are you actually?

Speaker 8 (39:01):
You know what? I just finished Wednesday and I think
that it's the best season, like better than the first season.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I watched such a funny clip yesterday she'd hunted out.
Whereas you know, Jenna will take it. She's quite a
serious person. I've interviewed her before and like she is,
she takes the role very seriously and I think she
would be quite.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Intimidating to be in the presence of.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
And there was a guy who is a mind reading
medium and it was like, you know, it kind of
works into the world of the sort of spooky workie
and was.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Like, okay, I'm gonna like read your mind. And she
is not having a bar. Really, I'm thinking of like
a feminine kind of energy as that. And she's like,
you could just say that about anyone. Oh, that's so mean.
Though I know I've never watched Wednesday, but I hear
it's great. But you're a golf girl. Why have you not?

(39:54):
I guess it sort of felt a child It's.

Speaker 8 (39:57):
Not though like that Tim Burton has done an amazing
job of making it good for like children to miss
but also adult flitchy.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Well, I've said this.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Finally watching Money, but I will say the creators, the
people that made Money highs because it finished what twenty
two is the last one. They have a brand new
show coming out which has been produced and made in Spain.
It's called Billionaires Bunker and it's out tomorrow on Netflix
and it's about a whole bunch of billionaires that live

(40:29):
in a bunker under the ground. Aesthetically. Watch the trailer phenomenal.
It looks amazing, Oh God, and Money Heights vibes.

Speaker 10 (40:36):
We went to play the audio but realized Spanish on
radio doesn't really transit.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Shannon was going to give us an audio club of
the trailer, and I don't know if that works, but it.

Speaker 10 (40:46):
Looks so good. And I'm the people I watch Money
High Schood the first time. We're all going to co
watch it. So every episode debrief because it's just going
to be so good.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
We have some messages in from our lovely listeners.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
People are saying, because I'm watching Shameless and watch the
American one, and people say no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
What the Regina of the UK. You're not watching the UK?
Why no, I don't know it.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Just here I am, and I'm in. I'm in season
three and I've I've got to keep going and then
I'll do the UK one. And someone just messaged him
the summer I Turn Pretty. I'm a dude, and I
am investing.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
We are a week behind.

Speaker 10 (41:16):
Carlhen and I watch it together every week and we're
watching the two episodes, including the finale tomorrow, and we
are dodging spoilers hard.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I remember the summer I Turned Pretty. It was the
day I was born, the day why it was ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
We were all too far, too delayed there with our silence, guys,
I got to work on that. Please it ms Fletchporhn
and Haley. So there's been a study. This is crazy,
and I mean it is out of America. The survey
shows the average child these days gets one hundred and
nineteen dollars a month in allowances like popular. I'm sorry,
what are they even having to mow.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
The lawns and do the dishes?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Oh my god, the house? One hundred and nineteen dollars
a month, that's nuts, are.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Out, I mean, that's that's thirty bucks a week, which,
when you break it down like that, you're like, oh, okay,
in this day and age, we didn't we didn't.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
We didn't get allowance.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
It was like you could ask for twenty bucks and
it had to cover the bus, the movie, the food.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
The snags, and the bus home.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Now it's probably not even going to cover the movie
cover Jeck. So this gave me an idea because I
know an adult and I won't name names, that gets
an allowance still from their parents, despite being late here
it's warm, no, they would wear no, I won't say names.

(42:39):
They are in their late twenties and they get an
allowance from their parents Mummy and daddy.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
They're cashed up. Yeah, what little boy.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
It makes me want to roast some of my parents
don't give me an allowance. I mean, they helped me
through UNI.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
And didn't they pay your insurance?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Until it's not fun money for me.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Didn't they pay your phone?

Speaker 4 (42:59):
It's not fun? Just sort of like stuff in the
years ago. Yeah's earning more than my dad and you
were like thirty, that's insane. Your parents are still paying
your bills. Ah, it was just sort of a hangover. Yeah,
I'm still a poor artist. Yeah, yeah, I'm just a
little funny girl.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
So on the back of this, the fact that kids
in America now average one hundred dollars a month in allowance,
is there an adult or do you know of an
adult that still gets an allowance? Maybe you would like
to admit this. Yeah, but mommy and daddy still pay
for something. That's okay, And that's okay. We're not hit
a judge. I just want to know, like what people
are getting their pocket money for.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Yeah, maybe your parents do give you a little bit
each week and it's like that's for your you know,
that's for your something.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I mean, if they can afford it and they love
doing it. I do you know what I reckon it's
going to be mostly dads and daughters. Yeah, it's all right,
I'll give my little girl some money every Well, give.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
You a hundred Dad.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
When I was at unit all the time, you'd ring Dad.
You'd be like hello and straight away any wait till
I asked.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
How are you God, how are you doing this? I'm
just doing this. What do you want? I just wanted
to be able to borrow fifty bucks, and.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Of course he always said yes, right, yeah, always, Okay,
this is what we want to know. Oh, eight hundred
dollars at M is the number. Give us a call.
Text in nine six nine. Sex already getting messages already,
some draw jaw dropping amounts. Yes, okay, give us a text.
Do you still get an adult allowance? No, one's willing
to come on air with us, but we have a

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lot of messages.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I genuinely thought that maybe we would struggle with this.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
No.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
No, I get fifteen dollars a fortnight. I don't know
how that works. Why the transmit?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I mean, I guess it's like a subscription right, yeah,
I guess for your subscription a month for a streamer.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
You'll be nice. I Patsy chipped on on my Netflix.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Well, she's kecked me. She's had me kecked off. She
has said me kecked off the family Netflix.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
So my mom said, hardiatu. She has like hardia too. Flitch, goodbye, rude.
My nan gives us three hundred dollars a month towards
childcare for our kids.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
There's so sweet, nanny.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah, killed a nan.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
My friend twenty five gets a thousand dollars a month
from their pearance plus extra pay if she does do
chores around the house.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
A thousand dollars you could get like a cleaner for like, sure,
I don't know what clean does costs, but surely.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
It's not that much.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
And if they cleaned, it would be extra on top
of the foul So that's just a gud.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Are you like creating someone that just always wants his
hand out and they're lives?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Are you're telling me if your parents were cashed up
and they said, flitch, we want to give your thousand
dollars a month, you'd be like, no.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I'll better absolutely pay me now you take it.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Here's my bunky cap, You've got a pen, paper, and.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I'd probably become a terrible human.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I get one hundred dollars a week as a twenty
five year old. They cut my younger dollar off years ago.
You're the favorite thirty and my parents give me five
hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Do you stick an adult allowance? This is blowing my
mind too, man, Well, no.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Judgment, because I'm just like, if your parents are in
a position and then why not.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I mean I would like some free money.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Sure, absolutely, Mum and dad. You know a lot of
parents are doing that thing.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Like, I'd rather help you now while we're here and alive, yes,
rather than you get a big inheres into the end
when you're older, I'll just give it to you sort of.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, pepper it throughout your life.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
But I mean people are living longer these days. You
get to the end, you don't have any money for care.
I guess you just have to live under a bridge.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Yeah, sniffing a sharpie.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Okay, some context.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Producer Shannon just water with a sharpie pro permanent marker
and was like, it's a real sniffer. Now we're not
encouraging the sniffing of sharp Oh no.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
And then that's and then I said, that's how Halean fleets.
You ended up living under a bridge with no money,
just sniffing sharpie because that's addictive and it's naughty.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
It's naughty, but like a little tingle. Anyway, some messages
and so many I'm twenty nine. Hang on, I did
just get a little bit of a head rush. Okay,
I'm good. That was water. I'm twenty nine. Mom and
Dad pay my phone bill and health insurance.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
That was me.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
That was you, how villain? My phone bill and health insurance.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
You've cut off now though, It was just like it
just ticked over.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
And to my parents were like, you've got a job out,
you go heartier too, She said to mem I'm twenty
five with my own house and my parents still pay
for my car insurance sometimes may read Joe in any
work for my car and my phone bill's on a
family plan.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
My my three year old gets two hundred and fifty
dollars a fortnight.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
What Oh like they're save putting into a savings account.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Everything you need, swimming lessons, new shoes, et cetera. That
feels like a child support maybe a separation.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Or the parents give it to them. I don't know,
like her parents or their parents. Oh yeah maybe yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Safety a fortnite to buy all the good things.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
My dad pays my phone bill still and I'm thirty four.
It's not an allowance as such. But my mom comes
and lives with us for like five months a year.
She's from the UK, and honestly, God, when she's here,
it's so good because we don't buy groceries, we barely
put fuel in the car.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
She's a delight. I was so sad when she goes
back to the UK. We can't afford steak anymore.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I'm at university and my mom gives me two hundred
dollars a week, but she refuses to let me work
because she is worried it'll fit my grades.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I get, oh, that's nice, like focus on units. She's
going to be so person when she finds out just
you're out of every night drinking.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Not really parents, not really an allowance. But I never
change my address when I get fine, so they just
go to my mom's house and I don't pay them
a mom just seems to take over them.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Forty five year there's so many. My forty five year
old brother gets free rent and power.

Speaker 7 (48:50):
What.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
I'm forty one with three children.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
I work full time as a teacher, and I just
bought my first house at the beginning of the year
by myself. My mum and dad still send me in
me three hundred dollars every few months to get closed
for myself and my kids.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
My oldest it's nice. My parents still pay for my
dentist every year. I'm twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Okay, that's a good that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
I get one hundred dollars a fortnight for my grammar
because she's roote.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
She does this for eight grandchildren. I'm twenty nine, the
rest of their late thirties and forties. What a gym
and still get the money. Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
I mean like the where there's so many messages like
I can't stop scrolling my no allowance. But mum got
her inheritance and gave my oldest siblings one k, the
middle two nothing and me fifteen.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
K Okay, what what did the middle two do? Can
they you need to message in and tell us what
the middle two children did to not get anything? And
what did you do to get five k more than
the other ones?

Speaker 12 (49:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
No, no, fifteen ca on the other's got ten?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
No, no one.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Oh, the oldest got one, the middle two nothing and
me fifteen was the you're the youngest, the baby. So
when the middle yeah, so when the middle two flipped
out over the oldest one money being like she got
a thousand bucks, we got nothing, I just stayed zip.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
I've got fifteen play z ms, fleashboard and Haley, the
name's Katy.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
We're students of your work, Big Crime Nurse.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
So you're like the bad girl and you're like a
mango with teeth now would I look like?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
And how lucky are we the two of the stars,
Craig Robertson, who I love from the office, and Sam Rockwell,
who we love from everything but most recently White Lotus. Yes,
join us, sou Hi guys, Hello, quick question before we
talk Craig because my dad's name is Craig.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
In New Zealand, we say Craig, but everyone keeps saying Craig,
which Ian Craig?

Speaker 7 (50:45):
You know what, I.

Speaker 9 (50:46):
Accept both because I've grown up hearing both, So you're
both right.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
But when you think of America, Craig.

Speaker 9 (50:56):
Like because a lot of people see it as Greg.
But then there's Craig with the sea you've Heardgan about
people got Craig Craig. There's a lot of different ways
to see.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
But how but you would say the name Greg? G
R E G Greg, wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
It's just a hypocritical Craig, Do you know what I mean?
There's a lot of sort of inconsistency.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Greg, Greg.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Yeah, I think I just bring Can I just call
you mister Robinson? I don't want to make things too formal.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Hell, now, guys, I have to ask you in particular, Sam,
did you find it hard to have a mental reset
inside of yourself after the absolute filth that you spilled
and white loadus to.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Then move into talking about.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I don't know what you were drinking on that day,
but honestly, was it hard to go from that into
something more appropriate for children?

Speaker 9 (51:53):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (51:54):
You know, I consider myself, you know, an actor that
does a lot of.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Stuff other different things.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
I consider you that as well.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Versatile, versatile. I was gonna say versatile.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
It is versatile, do you know?

Speaker 10 (52:06):
We were?

Speaker 3 (52:07):
We were also asking ourselves before whether or not people
of your caliber still need head shots because Fletch had
to get as.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
One of shots like head shots, head shots.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Because I just got my new passport photo. Do you
guys just use your part your head shot for your passport?

Speaker 13 (52:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Yeah, basically that's what we do.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Wanted because I had to go to a and a
lady took my photo.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Again, that's right, and customs.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I just go, hey man, look at GQ, dude, exactly
exactly what do you.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Want from me? Look at it Google? It's called Google.

Speaker 9 (52:50):
Now.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I don't know how these movies are put together, these
animated films, But do you guys record together or are
you doing everything individual, both cloth.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
But Craig was.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
Alone a lot. I'm not always alone a lot, It's
not he said. I was in the booth and I
had the director and the producers who are very talented,
very funny, and very passionate, and we we just would play,
you know, create that chemistry that transferred to the rest
of the cast. Sometimes, uh, Sam would.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Be what you tell me?

Speaker 7 (53:22):
Well, sometimes they would give you like they were very good,
like they in the beginning, giving you backstory. And you
obviously try to read the script occasionally. But I think
but in all, in all seriousness, I think in this
these cases, I find that animation you really have to
see it. You have to see the temp what we

(53:45):
call the temp cartoon, which is kind of like storyboard
slash stick figure sort of moving and it gets more
sophisticated as it goes. It takes a couple of years
to do it, and and so I like to cease
a little bit of it.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
And you know what, you're kind of why, why Craig
or Craig whatever, if that is your real name, Why
were you so alone? Why are you difficult to work with?
Because I've heard other things. I've heard you love to
work worth but obviously not.

Speaker 9 (54:14):
Uh well, actually I worked with the other actors. I
was just didn't want Sam to know that.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
So Sam, it's difficult to work talking about it. No, no,
you know what.

Speaker 9 (54:27):
It just worked out like there, you know, different schedules
and stuff and uh and and that's but I'm sorry,
that's that's not even typically, that's how it goes every
once in a while, doing in the booth for somebody.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Amazing. Well, guys, thank you so much for your time
this morning. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
The movie is out today. Thank you, Backdrop Zealand the
Concourse shout out you mean, thanks so much for.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Play. Ms Fletchborn and Haley plays z Ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
I'm not inventing this just before anyone's like for ages,
but I am a big fan of quick protein.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
You know that's why I often you'll see me sucking
on a protein yogurt pouch because it's just like on
the go, we gotta go.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, And you love a bachelor's handbag.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
I love a bachelor's handbag.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
You buy the bachelor's handbag, you eat the best bits
just as they are, and then you sort of perke
away at it you make some wraps, yep, maybe use
a little bit on like a little pizza or something
like that goes a long way.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
See the other day, I was at home and I.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
I was really really hungry, and I was in the
mood for some chalk and I'm trying to I've neglected
any and all sorts of health for a good few
months now. Yeah, okay, coming back now, it's not the
time and for a blowout, you know. So I was
at home and I have all these vegetables and everything,

(56:00):
but I had no protein, and I was like, I
need a chalk. But I'm not getting in the car
at this point and going to the supermart and getting it.
Getting a chalk.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Then I was like, oh, I'll see what's on the
old Uber eats don't come for me. I know that
they don't come for me. I was on uber Eats
and I was like, where can I get a chicken?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
I just need a chicken, you know what I mean,
obviously dead cooked one. Yeah, yeah, I got off the
live animal. On uber eats, you can get a fresh,
fresh cow delivered for you to butcher yourself. And I
was like, who's going to do me a chalk, and
I didn't because I'm trying to be a little bit
on the healthier side. I was like, I'm not talking

(56:40):
your deep fried chickens. Okay, I'm not talking your chicken
burgers or yeah, yeah, you know, you can't sea chicken
or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
I was like, I just had a chalk.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
And then I I was like, oh my god, you
know who does a great chuck Indian Takeaways? Oh your
tandory chalk, oh with all the pastes on it, and
you just get So I go on my local Indian takeaway,
of which there are about nine.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Okay, so I.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Got on the one that I liked, and there it was.
It was a tendero chalk. You could get a half for.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
A hole and that was it.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Wait it's not in like a curry or anything. It's
just a whole chalk. Okay that's good.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Okay, right, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, so I go, okay
full chok Yeah. I will say, significantly more expensive than
a bachelor's handbag.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
I'm not so. This is not a money saving hack.
This is a chalk hack. When you need a chicken.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I ordered it too far from a supermarket. I am,
I what is this like fifteen minutes drive?

Speaker 3 (57:37):
No, No, it's only like ten minutes. But it was
the end of the day too, so the chuck would
have been sweater and dry.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
You know what I mean. You gotta get them friends.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
So I ordered from my Indian takeaway and this was
the hardest part. I ordered added tendroid chalk half a hole,
I said, hole. Put that add to cart. The hardest
bit was leaving without being like man botch chicken, oh yeah,
and a garlic non. And you know when they leave,
you go to the next tab and it's like, do
you want to add some.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
And I was like, you say, want to, but I shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
I sha'n't. I'm here just for the ch chok arrives.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
I thumb the ch and it was amazing, like obviously
a tandory chicken, delicious, delicious, delicious, and it wasn't battered
or anything.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
So I'm like, I'm feeling healthy enough.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
And then so now I've got this whole tendory chook
and I have been treating it like I would my
bachelor's handbag. So I sort of peeled it all apart,
and I peeled it all off in the things. Yesterday,
I got home quite late because I was filming something,
and I made tendory chicken wraps yum. Yeah, because I
had all these like I just said, whatever, I had
an avocado, I had some hummus, like we are really

(58:35):
mixing cuisines. Yeah, and I put it all in and
now I'm like, I can't go back to the handbag
chook a tandory.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Chok some some of the handbag chricks are different flavors.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Them not none of them are cooked in the tang
or o them.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah, it's got the charred smokiness, like the bright orange flavors.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Than a bachelor's handbag. It is, even if you picked
it up. It is.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
But how I've seen it is the way that they've
prepared it. It makes it much easier for me to
break down because it's not all in the sort of
slop of the bag.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Right.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
And so I'll often, and I'm disgraced to say it,
I'll often waste a bit of a hambag chock because
it sort of gets a bit gnarally in the sack,
you know, whereas of this it was just like flavor
flavored chicken.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
This is genius, I know.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
This is this is your new way of but it's
more it's quick chok. But can't you buy them in
like the frozen section?

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Have they been free? No? But you're not cooking them
in the traditional favor.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I've had a like a half or one of those
butterfly chickens tang or flavor.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Yeah, but that's made by a white man, do you
know what I mean? And you can tell.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
And it was cooked in a white man's oven, right,
is made chicken with Indian flavors in a traditional Indian
tendory oven.

Speaker 8 (59:54):
Right.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
The flavor like I can't.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Go back, and it really doesn't even make the the
dry breast bearable, so bearable. Okay, you're good, all right.
So when you've cracked the bachelor's handbag code.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah, if you're at home and you're looking through your
pantry and you've got some raps or sandwich bread and
limp lettuce and maybe in a dip of some kind,
you're like, I'll just get uber eats. You can, but
just get the tendery chicken and make yourself sandwiches. I'm
gonna make a tendery chicken salad today.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Better living everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Everyone dead, ems fledged vorn and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Fact of the Day, day day day day do do
do do do do do do do in the absence
of Vaughan Allen Smith.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Today he has provided us today's fact of the day
in this Pickle Week, which we actually decided on on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
It's a great theme.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
It is a great name. Today. They're the good today.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
The fact of the day for Pickle Week is there
is something called a coolicle, a cool cool cole.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
I'll give you a clue.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Cool is spelled with a K wow cool Aid. Coolicles
are cool aid and pickles. They're usually made by soaking
classic dill pickles in a kool Aid solution cherry. So
we would use like a RaRo Okay, so we'll call
it racal raracals raracal. The brine goes neon the pickle

(01:01:34):
flesh turns bright red, purple or blue depending on the flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
And the flavor is a wild sweet, sour salty mash up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Those are my favorite pickles, the sweat and sour ones.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
There's a best.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
So you just think like rarele kool Aid, which is
very American because this is where it came from, Mississippi
in the Delta region, popular in small towns across Mississippi
and parts of Tennessee, thought to have started in a
corner store in the nineteen nineties early two thousands, where
jars of coolickles were sold for kids as a cheap.
So basically, you're opening up a jar of your pickles.

(01:02:06):
You're pouring in your rah raid or your cool aader
what ever, powdered sweet sweet beverage.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Eating the pickles and then drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Shaking it up, leaving it for a bat and then
opening it, drinking the brine and eating the sweet peckle.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
You know, we talked about how pickle juice is, and
a lot of sports teams have pickle juice for cram cramps.
That would be the ultimate marathon drink.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Yeah, because of the sugar.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Because of the sugar you're drinking. You're getting your sugar
and your electrolytes and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Or you could use like a powdered gatorade or something
or power aid. So you just tip out a little
bit of the brine and you put in your RaRo.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I think I'm going sweet naval orange. No, no, no,
I want to go like raspberry raspberry. You see it
you shake it, you gotta leave it for minimum a week,
so we're repickling the pickle Oka RaRo. And then the
longer they sat, the more like the VI color comes
and so you bite into it and it's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Like purple, those American colors, like the reds that are
all banned in European museum, they're going.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
To be like bright.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
So you've got the crunch and sourness of the purple.
Then you're the candy sweet. Because they use cherry kool aid,
we are like cherry would be good. They say, like
a warhead candy with a cucumber crunch. That's a review
wrong but right at the same time as another one,
and then it's gone. It went crazy and pop culture

(01:03:30):
in two thousand and seven. Everyone was talking about them
and now you can actually do like buy them pre done.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Wow. Okay, someone made a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Cooler cole or a rarical, but we would say cocktail.
Oh okay, So you're taking some of the Brian, the
sweet salty Brian. You're adding gin or vodkas. I'm understanding this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Yeah, that would that would be a good max. Yeah,
the sweet and the sour.

Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
So some variations of this someone said cool called snow cone,
so like put the brine through the ice, shaved ice
or added instead of RaRo adding flaming hot sheeto's dust.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Very weird.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Okay anyway, So today's fact of the day on this
pickle week is that in Mississippi there is the coolericle,
which in New Zealand would call the raracal, which is
when you add a powdered sugar drink to a jar
of pickles.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
And apparently it's delacious fact of the day, day day
day day, Do.

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Do do do do do do?

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Play z ems.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
Fleshborn and Haley play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Now right now I want to hear from you y'all
out there with Uterus that every now and then sheds,
because yesterday my bestie was messaging May in the morning
full light, and I was like, man, this is a
real like change in tone where her head space has

(01:05:05):
been recently. She's usually for me the voice of calm okay,
and I'll have and she'd be like hey, hey hey,
and then she gives me a really good perspective and
I'm like, this is why you're my best friend. I'm
the chaos, You're the calm. Yesterday she was losing it
and I was like, okay, this is all good and
I did a bit of calming. I'm not as good
as it as her. And then yesterday on set, I
was filming something yesterday and hashtag pregnant my belly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
We don't do hashtag anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Remember, we're not God. You think you're onto a trend,
it it's not relevant to you. We don't say nima either.
I don't grown at me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
But I had a belly that, like, I'm usually blowed
it because of my ibs, but it was a different,
you know, the belly, A belly that wouldn't quit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
It goes sort of liquidy, and it's like it's.

Speaker 10 (01:05:49):
Liquidy but hard, liquidy hard, there's a density.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
To it, I know. And the set on the seat
of this thing I can't talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
But I was wearing very tight, high waisted short Genie
Jean shorts and I had to dome them around the belly,
and I was like, what's going on? And then I
found that little twinge on the right side and I thought,
oh my God. Looked at my period tracker app that
I use and I was like ha ha ha. And
then my phone went ding and it was my best
friend sending her tracking being like, oh my god, I'm

(01:06:17):
so sorry about this morning. This makes sense now she
was losing her mind. I had the period belly. These
are signs.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Is there a feature where someone else can get the
alert before it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Actually? Yeah, calendar.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
But usually mind's a mood because I'll be like, do
A need those kind of snarky comments this hour of
the morning?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Flinch and then you would know, and then I would know,
or I would say something you think I would know you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Were like, you know, like trying to feed a lion
when you're like, here's your airpole, and I'd be like,
it's flowery. I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
I took a photo of Hayley before and I didn't
show her.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Yeah I know, slight. Can you feel which side you're
releasing your egg from? Cause woman can I can't always?
This month, it's the right. When you said that, I
would to the rag. My egg is being released from
the ore and the rag. So I mean, do you

(01:07:08):
guys get the signs? Mine's usually mood.

Speaker 10 (01:07:11):
I don't get a real one because I'm on the
pail yees. Yeah, yeah, but I get a phantom one.
And it's so funny because I don't know I've got
my period. But then I'll be like, oh, this makes
sense normally for me. It's hating that I'm pale, yes, pale,
I faked ten as soon as I.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
You must hate Geordre at the moment with her problematic
Australian so jealous.

Speaker 10 (01:07:32):
Yeah, but yeah no, And I love to just put
on something to cry.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah, I'm crying, it'll be mine. Might'll be like hooking
her shoulder, car and do you have won? Yeah, I'm
just starving. Yea, even I'm starving.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
And then I'm like, oh, well, this is what I mean.
Uterus is unit. This is what I want to ask
our listeners. What is your did give away that your
period is imbound?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Hundred dollars a M. We want to take your calls.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Well, my best friend and I have synced up and
we both had to apology for our behavior yesterday as
a result, so we're just losing our minds and I
feel these huge feelings and we're like, oh when we
saw our apps, so we want to know Uterus people,
what does the dead giveaway that your.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Period is bound?

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
So many I get superhorning summon message to him, Wow, Okay,
so it gets super turned up.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Ding dong ding dong ding dun ding dong dun dun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Do you know that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
But that's the whole thing is because we're about to
we're fertile, so that your body tells you so we
can get a baby.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Okay, very confusing. I lose all arm strength at the gym.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Oh want to get weak about magic, rage, looming sense
of impending doom, and a super flat feeling stomach. The
day before flat stomach. I've never experienced anger stuff like that.
But about a few days before I get mine, I'm
so tired. I could literally fall asleep standing up like
bad bad. I don't drink coffee, but I know a

(01:09:00):
few days away, I'm so tired.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Jessica, what's the sign for you?

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
I get really annoyed with the blankets on my bed
and they don't feel right to me, and then in
the moment it sort of tugs on you the wrong way, Jessica,
You're like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I'm gonna have yeah, like it just doesn't feel right.
I'm like, no, I don't like these blankets, and then
I get my notification.

Speaker 11 (01:09:19):
I'm like, that's why I don't like my blankets.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Blankets, Yeah, I mean it happens every month. You'd think
you'd know that the blanket thing was coming.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
I reckon, yeah, I reckon Flett.

Speaker 12 (01:09:30):
Just watch what you say, yeah, because I think I
think that as well, because I was annoyed with my
blankets last night too.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Oh yeah, Jessica, I've got some alpha ovaries. They're controlling
the nation. I think so no ovaries, Yeah, saying that
they think women's periods and perimenopause symptoms are getting worse
because of toxins. Oh okay, making us all full of
the bad stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Someone said, my husband has down loaded the app I
wan his phone.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
I wondered how many husbands or partners would have this
because it would just be brilliant to the morning checks.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
It and it's like, okay, so in this week, this
is how I behave In this week, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Asked to go fishing with the lads before this time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
I just don't tell that kind of stuff when I
want to all of a sudden murder my whole family.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Someone messaged it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Okay, that's when you know we don't act. No, okay,
nine and six ninety six, keep your texts coming in
what is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
The dead giveaway that your period is inbound. Georgia joins
us about to do the day show, play some songs
as always. Yeah, what is your dead giveaway sign that
your period's inbound?

Speaker 9 (01:10:39):
Mine?

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Because yesterday I looked like, honestly four to five months pregnant.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Oh so it's the bloat for you, the huge bloat.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
But it's like a watery it's different to my like
ibs blow. I've got tears of bloating.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
So yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 12 (01:10:53):
My mind straight cry. If I cry multiple times, we know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
They're just on the horizon, just going to cut my
key fruit. While you to talk about I think it is.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
To give here.

Speaker 12 (01:11:04):
Yeah, honestly, don't you, dear have an input?

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Yeah? I'm not having an input at all. I'm just
heat pushing the buttons for the signal. I feel like
the women needed this today. Okay, there are many messages.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Starving ugly and considering divorce, said someone. I'm a literal
psycho about twenty four hours before my period starts, my
poor husband and kids.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Nothing is right. Highly irritated as soon as it arrives,
Sweet airs.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Ruth, what is the sign for you morning, guys?

Speaker 13 (01:11:34):
I'm I have a thirteen year old daughter.

Speaker 12 (01:11:39):
Be a missed together.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
So a week before our period, we'll just cant fight, will.

Speaker 13 (01:11:45):
Argue over the smallest things. And I think I just
heard Georgia say that she's a cryer. We both cry
as well.

Speaker 12 (01:11:52):
Oh no, honestly it's the tears, just crying.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
If you could look at keep fridge, I'll.

Speaker 13 (01:12:04):
End up on TikTok and watch like coming home videos
and yeah, they have set me off, but yeah, so
we're both due for it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
This week spent crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Are there any men in the house, Ruth, Do they
evacuate during that time or just bandon down the hatches.

Speaker 13 (01:12:19):
I've got three sons, a single mom on my own,
so no, but the uncles around the family, they know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Just to shut up, shutt yeah quiet, Yeah, Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
I U thank you for sharing.

Speaker 10 (01:12:37):
You.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Sorry, it's awful, awful. Sorry, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 12 (01:12:41):
Well, you were supposed to not have input.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
I'm just going back to my key with fruit.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
We have hundreds of messages and I feel like the
women just we've sank my periods sings up with the moon.
So when there's a new moon coming, it's a dead sign.
Good fishing, though, fair kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Isn't it good to catch you on a full moon?
The moon?

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
My wife is Oh my god, my wife is my angel.
Someone texting, however, is the next word.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
However, there's always a hewver.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Exactly and I mean exactly a week before her period,
she will become a monster. And because it's so unlike her,
I spot it immediately and I tell her to check
her rapp Oh dangerous, and she snaps out.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Of it because she becomes my angel. Again. That's cute.
I feel like, oh yeah, I get mad at my
partner before it's due.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
I've read it's because he didn't get me pregnant, so
naturally my body thinks that he's not worthy enough.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Yeah that's the thing. Oh that's a good way.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Yeah, that's an animal instinct. So we get randy because
of the hormones.

Speaker 12 (01:13:44):
Yeah, that's the best part.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
And the man doesn't fertilize us, and so we're like,
pat use no purpose. Get out. Rage cleaning. That's huge.
I rage clean, and my husband just existing makes me
want to set upon. Do you rage clean?

Speaker 7 (01:13:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
I rage You should come clean my place. Oh my god,
that'll be perfect love this, I imagine, because you'll just
come into.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
The house, open my home to rage cleaning.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
Women. That's a great business model. This you don't have
to pay for it because they just want to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Menstruation Maids, that's the new company. And you get women
on different days and then you go that we come
and we're men straight made, but your house that they're
not ever going to meet because you don't want them
to sync up or anything.

Speaker 12 (01:14:32):
So you're going to make sure that they're business.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
If everyone's SYNCD up on your employment.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
So good. I just saw such a good one. Where
is it? Oh my god? It really made me laugh.

Speaker 12 (01:14:46):
Pimples is an absolute giveaway.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Massive increase in bra cup size and also two cages heavier. Yeah,
I always do that. I get constipated for three days.
It's horrible, but then period purpose it's the best release.
Someone said itchy tubes. Oh the skin pictures. I start
to hear the Jaws theme tune. I'm the husband. I

(01:15:10):
have many digestive noises based treble in a high pitched
whale in my stomach. It's a whole symphony, both very
amusing and annoying. I've rage, we got rage, rage, rage.
Accident prone and clumsy I clean. Everything has to be spotless.

(01:15:31):
Yes to the flat stomach the day before. That's so
the opposite for me, migrains, I cried everything a remotely
sad TV ed will absolutely get me going.

Speaker 12 (01:15:39):
How about the one hearing other people eat grosses?

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
You are?

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
That's a thing? Can you please move because I will? Yeah,
honestly I feel sorry for the partners out here.

Speaker 12 (01:15:52):
But oh my god, we haven't talked about the fast.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
So yesterday on seat I had to keep leaving the
scene yeah, and put my hand over my chest MIC
that was on and be like.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
And you're but as you're doing you're going to touch
the tummy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
I feel like the sound guys knew. Yeah, I feel
like they knew.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Yeah. Wow, Wow, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
I think, oh my god, someone just messaged imagine telling
menstruation mads.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
You missed a spot, did I?

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Now we've had a complaint from one of the homeowners.
You actually missed the TV cabinet.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
That's crazy because you're actually now missing a head.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Shivers.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Guys. Ten out of ten podcasts that one, Yeah, I
think two of us were ten out of ten and
one of us.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Was on or who was that which one?

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there.

Speaker 7 (01:16:43):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
If you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating and review.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Please do it. This is a bad one.

Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Don't bother. Yeah no, don't don't bother.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
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