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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zendim podcast network. This is from Flesh one
and Haley's Big Pond thanks to animates making happy happen
for pets as Fletchborn and Halen Dank you.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Brian Radkin, good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaorn
and Haley. Happy Friday. Eyrn's away again today is but
your son of the school holidays today? And you're actually
flying out, aren't you too? Yeah, you're hosting this weekend,
hosting the Australian version of Have You been paying Attention?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I am? You won't be able to watch it. I
think they illegally upload it to YouTube at some point.
You can check it out there. So oh yeah, the
airport's going to be chaos.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, so it's always chaos. I think about half a
million passengers flying overseas or arriving at Auckland Airport and
they reckon. Four hundred and seventy seven will be traveling
with the in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I have purpose fly. Actually I have a very simple
carry on on luggage because you know me, I always
get pulled over, you do, Yeah, and I'm gonna checked
in bag this time. So I was like, I'm keeping
that simple, I'm gonna get through. Where's my pot?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Did you hear that? Where's my passport?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Really? Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You're not flying to christ it since we can you
go to Australia, So it looks like you're going home
before the airport, does it?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, do not do that thing where you're like, Okay,
I'm going to go to the airport after work. I'll
check my passport before I go to work. Yeah, you
don't do that, nah, God.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, okay, I'm just trying to think meantly anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Whatever, Well, be careful, be careful.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Play z ms Fleashboard and Haley.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well, if you needed more proof of the evolution of
man and wo man.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Which thank you. So that are millions of years ago,
like five or six I recon years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, five or six years ago we evolved from chimpanzees.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
It feels like you used today.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It was COVID. It was a tough time. So five
or six million.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Sixty five million years ago the first monkeys yep, and
then thirty million years ago we became apes. And then
six to seven years ago as where the human the
homo Homo sapiens come.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
In Homo sapiens, you really had them on that well,
if you needed any more of a direct link between
chimpanzees and humans and our very own Hailey Sprow. Yeah,
Some university researchers from the University of Berkeley, California have
analyzed the fact that wild chimpanzees consume the equivalent of
(02:40):
two cocktails a day and the form of boozy fruit.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Like the kid do.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Like, yes, so they eat and because they eat so
much fruit, it's for mins and by their weight and
the weight of the amount of fruit, it's the equivalent
of two human cocktails.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Now what cocktails, Because we're talking in the GRONI, it's
a strong one. If we're talking about you drink you know,
some sort of pink you know, sweet bars.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I feel like the bars water it down sometimes yeah,
I think they do as well. Sometimes they water it down.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, you know, and remove the ice cube's showing me
how much liquid is in there.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, exactly, that ice block. So they're getting a bit drunk, boozy, woozy.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's so cute. I love seeing who are the other
animals that get really drunk, kiddo. I love like they
get all sort of weird tipsy on the berries, on
the berries on the kudaka beerries.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Which are they only if they ferment or if they're
a bit rotten.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
If they if they are like the rotten ones on
the ground. What kind of animals get drunk, because I'm
sure there's footage of a surprising number of animals can
get drunk. Monkeys and apes, Yeah, the monkeys and aps.
Elephants get a little bit drunk on the marula fruit. Fruit,
bats get drunk, multiple birds get drunk. Balls and pigs
get drunk. Bees become disoriented sometimes if they have too
(04:00):
much fermented nectar.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh okay, So if there's a beer.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I'm sure I've seen the video of maybe a beer.
I report some beers getting tipsy on fermented apples. You
eat so much fruit would be quite cool, if you know.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
But I eat like ripe fruit, fresh fresh fruit. I
don't eat like fruit that's been on the ground fermenting.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And see so much of it that it's fermenting.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I'll drink a bit of like butcher fair water like
that can ferment. That's like low levels. But I know
there's been some that I remember they pulled a kom
butcher from some stores because it was a bit higher
than what was on the label.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I remember there was like serrup point something percent. I
beg you all today to YouTube Drunk Animals.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well great, yeah, because it is a funny, watchful.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Play that ms Fledgeborn and Hailey. There is a study.
This is out of the UK. So you know, take
with a grain of salt. We eat different things. They
ate lots of beans and eggs and black pudding sausages.
Because we eat nothing but hungy.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I think we eat just as poorly.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Actually, executive first, Yeah, now, and I want to we
say this with a grain of salt because there's no
right or wrong amount of time for gentlemen to last
in the bedroom. You know, it's how we please. And
I have no opinion on this. Really, you don't have
any opinion at all. I have some opinions. So factors
(05:33):
like alcohol, stress, experience, and health obviously all impact how
long a gentleman can last in the bedroom. Yes, but
they've worked out the average session length when based on age.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay, okay, I feel like all of these are going
to be low.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We'll go from age.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I actually it's not bad. Okay, I'm happy with this.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay. Yeah, because you don't want you don't want like
four hours, I have a break, Yes, let's have it.
Let's have a drink, let's snacks.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, if you want a cup of tea, I've got
PEPPERMLT whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Have you some electrialized yeah, yeah, like halftime.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I have a mid shower, you know what I mean?
Likes far out Okay, eighteen to twenty four years old,
this is your first age bracker. Five percent five what
carry on? Sorry, I've got the giggles because we're talking
about sixty things and that makes me giggle. Okay, eighteen,
(06:34):
get it together. Eighteen to twenty four years old. Five
percent one to two minutes, yeah, thirteen percent three to
five minutes, five percent over an hour again, come on,
making an average duration of sixteen point fourteen minutes. Okay,
so this They break it down as to why high
(06:56):
excitement and stamina, but quicker, yep, quicker to get there.
Pacing techniques like.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Instead of dancer, just say pacing techniqueah.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Pacing techniques like you know no no, no, no no,
you know the radio station we don't talk about. And
an increased andrea That didn't increased use of condoms at
a younger age. It kind of always impacting that time
sixteen point fourteen minutes. The next age bracket, which I
(07:29):
also don't fall into yet, thirty five to twenty five
to thirty four, okay, p eleven to fifteen minutes, fifteen
percent twenty one to thirty minutes, making an average time
of eighteen point twenty nine minutes. We're up. Yeah, okay, great,
and now twenty fives to thirty four's increase confidence like
we're not doing now, and increased rhythm improves endurance, stress
(07:54):
and time pressure does come in there because we're adults now,
so that's things to do. We've got things to do. Busy, busy, busy. Okay.
The next age bracket. If I was a boy, this
is where i'd be thirty five to forty four years old.
Slight drop, oh okay, a slight drop from the previous decade.
Hormonal shifts are impacting this, and early irrectile issues may
(08:14):
start to all okay, right, yep, because I guess as well,
you're like busier, drinking or maybe you've had kids, that
kind of stuff. Average time seventeen point four minutes. Okay, right, yeah, yeah,
it's fine, that's great, it's fine. Okay. The next age bracket, fletch,
this is where you fall in forty five to fifty
four years. We've got another drop, significantly three minute drop.
(08:36):
Quite busy though, yeah, fourteen point fourteen minutes. That's your
average time from where to go. Erections become less predictable
around this age. I don't know if you want to
chime in on that. They give some tips on how
to improve that, but I can't say any of it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
We're dancing around in this study.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Okay, age bracket, this is something you have to look
forward to ten times, right, fifty five to sixty four years,
eleven point three minutes, it's really coming. It has taken
a another three minute.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Do you think it's because you're just like, oh, I've
done this a million times, especially if you're married, and
you're exactly that's enough.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
They're saying. At this point, health and medications can start
playing a bigger role, you know, probably on some more.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah things that might focus that medications can yeah, yeah,
and I fear with that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, experience is obviously very increased at this point, and
focus on connection. You're probably with the person, you're very comfortable,
maybe having less one night stance. Yeah, you know, okay,
and the final age recket they looked at is sixty
five plus, so sixty five to one hundred and twenty. Yeah.
Now i'll tell you what. We've taken an utter whack here?
Oh no, yeah, eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, but life is short, you know, and you can't
risk a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We can't sish.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Long sessions are rare, so they're saying this is wrong.
Sessions are rare where if we're still doing it at
the same which I hope we are. Yeah, just it's
going to be a quickie.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
How was my dancing?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You're really good dancing around there? Thank you for you
did really well.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Play Flitch Thorn and Hailey wag.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Vorn and Haley Well. A news story an article a
psychologist is warning dating anybody with la boo boo.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Okay, okay, I mean I didn't need to be told.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, I mean we'll go to our laboo boo owners.
I'm going to start out.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
I'm going to come out firing right and shooo, welcome
to the show.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Great new Nicknames produces.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Okay, so, out of the four of us, which ones
of us are single, which ones of us are taken?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I mean I have made a bold choice.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
And the ones and which ones have boo boos and
which ones don't.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I think booboo has a la boo boo and you
know what we were saying no for and has no libit.
You came out sing it. Yeah, I'm so jealous of
your long term relationship.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Wait, so you had six with the same person.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Every time I do any cooks done for me every
night and fascinating.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
It sounds so fun.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah. Do you think if you were single, if a
guy turned up and he had a couple of littla
boo booths on his bag, would you just be.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Like, eck no, I'd be like, the man's got money.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I was just gonna say, rich, how much are they give?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Like eighty bucks or something the rare ones are selling for.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
But also like you've got to you know, be dedicated
to line up.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That's a that's a hot trait. Oh yeah, shows commitment
to her to you know, like he's got a bit
of sticking power.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
And you know what they say about men. All men
are the same, but their salaries are different.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I don't think anyone does. I don't think many people
say that. Listen, everyone says it so there's I'm just
on trade me actually, because you know, man, I never
pay full price for anything. Yeah, full set, Popmark, Labooboo,
Big Into Energy, Plush, blind box sealed. Yes, three hundred
and twenty five dollars for like of them.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yet does anybody ever get does anybody ever buy a
box and get one of those? You know when you
see a police movie or a movie and there's hostages
and they drill a hole and they put their little
spy camera in with the yeah corrector and they look around.
Does anyone do that?
Speaker 6 (12:28):
That's a whole sub genre on top and we're trying
to find out what's in the box. Yeah, they've got
little microscopes and you can go under the packet and
see up through literally exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
What I knew someone would do that.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
So, m there's so many on trade me. There's twenty
four pages of the La Boobos. Seriously, Bobo you need
to get on and new nicknames I reckon.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, they're working.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Well wait for Boo Boo boo, play z.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Ins, clay ZiT Ms, Flitchford and Hailey.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Silly littupo Si.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little poo silly,
silly little.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Silly lit dupo silly.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Today's silly little pole. It's all about movies.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes, if you are considering watching a film, do you
if you want to watch a film, do you read
or consider film reviews before you watch them? I this
popped into my head the other day because I think
I can't be brought. It was and I saw a
film that I loved and it was like terribly reviewed,
and I realized that I just don't care, like if
you enjoy it, but if you're gonna watch something new,
(13:45):
I you know, I get that you want to have
an opinion opinion.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Is it Amazon that has the IMDb?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I love that because IMDb is good. Like when you
google a film, it's always IMDb Rotten Tomatoes, and there'll
be a Google user rating. And I always find the
Google user rating so fascinating because it's always way out
of whack with with reviewers sites, yeah, and actual reviewers.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And if all three of.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Those are good, you're amen. You're like, where these people
can't be wrong. Anything that's under a sixty, you've really
got a question if you're going to commit to that movie.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, like that Paris Cowboy Muscle movie that's the number
one on Netflix at the moment. Horrendously, that's all what
we hear. It is called come to Paris or something
like that. Paris Paris. I'm trying to open my Netflix.
You can't because I kicked you off. Mind the wrong Paris.
The wrong Paris. Okay, the wrong Paris. It's called watch
(14:43):
with a big grain of salt. Anyway. So we asked
today do you read or consider film reviews before you
watch something new?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Sixty four percent on Rotten Tomatoes, six point one out
of ten AMDB, I wouldn't watch that.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, and that's that's just because of the muscles.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And then do you know the thing that seals it
for me? Fifty five percent like the film? Google uses Yeah,
because normally if something's like sixty seventy, it'll be like
eighty ninety percent Google users liked it. Yeah, okay, well
it's a you know, it's not bad, not for the critics.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, not for the critics, but it's just to enjoy. Yeah,
well fifty four it's quite split. Fifty four percent of
you respondees said yes they will consider reviews before watching
something new. Forty six percent said that they don't. Okay, feedback.
Haley another Haley, great name. It's so bloody expensive these
days to see a freaking movie. I'm not paying twenty
(15:35):
bucks for a dud. Sorry if that's super millennial codeer,
but I would rather buy cheese.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So this is if you were going to the movies. Yeah,
that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
If you're going to go see a big film, you're like,
is it worth my time and money?
Speaker 8 (15:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I mean if it's a film you've been waiting for,
like it's the next big, big.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Motion film or something.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
Maybe.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Neve says, anyone writing a review isn't worth listening to.
It rhymes because it's true what rhymes. I don't get it, Nive,
I don't understand the joke. Say it, Cowen say it,
Cowen say it. Well, we don't get it. It's gone
(16:15):
over our heads. What she just said. Her message rhymed.
Just read it. Anyone writing a review isn't worth listening to.
Oh yeah, I just put the emphasis.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
It was there was loose rhyming.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I loved it, and I'll do that, okay. Jordi says,
I never do because I love shitty movies like epic,
Oh my god, like epic movie, scary movie, that kind
of stuff only got two percent on Rodden Tomatoes, and
(16:50):
I don't care. Meredith said, I'm an enjoyer, not a critic,
so she doesn't care. Nathan says, no, everyone has different
tastes and most reviewers aren't qualified. Interesting coming for the critics,
Stacy sees more recommendations from I prefer recommendations from a
friend's family husband.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
If you like you guys could recommend me something like
you and Vaughan, and I'd be like, yeah, I like that.
We often do because we know what each other likes.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
You have, and so what's the one you told me?
Because the Irish people can watch Oh my.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
God, it's so great, just for all and they haven't
made a new season because everyone's got so the guys
in Daredevil and everyone's so busy.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
That was such a great TV show. They've created their
own monster. Ashley says, I'm researching the whole plot before
I commut, oh, no, you don't know, no, no, I
want very little. I didn't even like watching the trailer.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Sometimes because then you're like, well, we see that, yeah,
I see that they escape from the situation that I mean,
they were always going to escape from a situation.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
The film is called Escape from a Situation. Do you
know what I mean? And you're like, what a giveaway? Yeah,
Logan says, I need a sometimes option. I follow a
few reviewers on YouTube whose opinions I respect. Typically I
go with my gut based on trailers, but the reviewers
often point me towards cool call films I haven't heard
of here.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, here's an example, the Liam Neeson film Taken two
thousand and eight.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, great action film, great film, great action film. Yeah, phenomenal,
seven point seven out of ten on IMDb, sixty percent
on Running Tomatoes, letterboxed three point five out of five.
I thought it was a great movie, and Google uses
eighty nine percent like the film. It's all over the show.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
It's all over the show now, Jesse said, and I.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Am going to read out the message word for words,
and you have to excuse me, I think, she said.
My husband is so anal about this, Okay. He will
read reviews for about ten minutes for each movie and
then compare all the Rotten Tomato ratings before selecting a
film to watch. Yeah, it is a bit.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I mean, you just gotta sometimes you just gotta watch it.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah, So for Today's Silly Little pol We asked you
do you read or consider film reviews before you watch
something new, and fifty four percent of you said yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Ms Fletched Vaughn and Haley from the Fletchforn and Hailey
group chat, this is the top sex Kyora, what's up?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Tell you top sex? Worth born away.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Snoop dog Is has canceled his New Zealand shot that
he was going to come and do after his head
let's just say issues. Yeah, yeah, lost the name suppression
Dene Denie And I think this was like kind of
like people brought it to Snoop's attention was like, hey,
don't do this show.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
The guy's a dirt bag. Yeah, and so we canceled it.
Sad though, because in the fans miss so we don't.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Get Snooped Snoop do o double G. Stop scratching your face.
You know you pushed it and you made it all read.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
No, I want to squeeze.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
No, no, but now I've got one to you. We
could squeez them together.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh yeah, no, don't. It's not ready.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
It's not ready. I know, I know it's not and
so therefore I'm not touching out anyway you're really gunning
for the fans. I mean, Snoop Dogg is like I
just love him my follow on Instagram. He always goes live.
He's so rogue, he's so funny.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
How old is he now, like Zus Doe? Like nearly
because you just say he doesn't like he's fifty three?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Okay, like he is keeping it tight. Yeah he is
marijuana huh. It was the anti aging thing we needed
the whole time. So now that Snoop Dogg is not
coming to New Zealand, I have the top six other
dogs you can see now that Snoop Dogg isn't okay great,
and I need you to put up my oh okay
little because I've got a got a little bat track
(20:36):
for us. This is really showing my age here. So
the number six on the list of the that you
can now see in New Zealand, now that Snoop's not coming,
the Tuts Wonder Dogs. It's been nostalgia.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Where's the actual song kacking in?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
It tells a whole story I want which don't rush
the journey of the Tucks Wonder Dogs. Just want the
how here it comes? Ful LA.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Keep him.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
They don't really have a lot of hat singles. So
do they the onunder dogs?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Nah, but this one I reckon you can get away
with looping like ten times and people would still really
enjoy it. Number five on the list of the tops
of other dogs you can see now that Snoop Dog
isn't coming to New Zealand, Spot the dog, You're just
gonna lift the little flaps and that's where he was.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I used to love those, Do they still?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I recently became the custodian of my childhood spot dogs
spot box, sorry, and they are a treasure.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Behind the door and stuff. I'm sure they still do them.
He's probably all like smooth and animated now, you know,
like they did. And he's least racist he is, Oh
my god, he has a problematic thing.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Problem saying problematic things. He was like, look under that
rock you Yeah, so that to tone that down.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
One year it was a lot number four on the
list of the top six other dogs that you can
see in New Zealand now that Snoop Dog's not coming.
Hercules Mors is big as a horse and his friend
bottomlely pots were covered in spots, but not Hearing McCleary though,
because he actually got a duet. Okay, same supression has
also been left. I was Hearry McCleary, damn that he
was blind drawn and just like drove for a fence.
(22:18):
It was a lot. You know, I shouldn't be saying that.
I shouldn't be saying that. Don't quote me. Yeah, Harry
McCleary is canceled number three on the list of the
top six other dogs that you can see now that
Snoop Dog isn't coming to New Zealand, I reckon Little
bow Wow should jump in and let you could bring
Okay bringers mate, Big bow Wow? Was there a Big
(22:40):
bow Wow? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Because I feel like if you're Little bow Wow, it's
like if you were like Carl Junior.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Well he's growing up now, so he's Big bow Wow.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
So yeah, Little bow Wow should come and do a
tour announcing that he is now officially Big bow Wow.
How old is Little bow Wow? Because I'm sure we
were at the same age.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, he's probably definitely an adult. No, he's not canceled, Nope,
and the typical sense of public condemnation.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
But he did retire from music in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
To pursue other ventures.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
He's thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, bow wow, and it doesn't look well. Yeah, he
just looks older now yeah, he just everyone does.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
It looks like a man. Yeah, he's crazy because he
was he was a little little.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
His name's shared as well, which is so close to
chaired annoys man.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Also, his Wikipedia is just bow wow, so I think
he's just dropped the little bow wow.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Wow ye bo ye pa. Where mar dogs are? Okay,
nemember too on the list of the top six other dogs.
You can see now that Snoop Dog isn't coming to
New Zealand. Mar Dogs they're on Wiki feet. You can
go check it out. I tried to bring up my
Wiki feet. It's a celebrity foot page.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I tried to bring it up on the workwifi and
it's blocked me.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Because it's a problematic website.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Get a rating of four point one seven.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Pretty good, Pretty good for my dogs. Who's the number
one rated celebrity.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Foot it's an only fans creator.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh okay, we'ren't weird that you knew that because you're not.
It's too quick.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
It was too quick because I check wookie feed all
the time. To see how many ratings going.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Right do you release more foot packs just the feet pecks.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Just to get release them to an anonymous source and
being like, oh my god, someone keeps sealing my feet pecks.
Oh my god, my god, I embarrassing. And number one
on the last and as if I could leave this
dog off number one of the lists of the top
six other dogs. You can see now that Snoop Dog
isn't coming to New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Harman's German, our very own German Sheppin.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Who sits proudly behind us every show, and we walk
in and we say good morning, Herman, and we tell
him he's a good boy.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
And the guests that come and they love him, they
love the ceramic German.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, that is today's top six play z ms fleshed
one and Hailey.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
We want to know, now, what is the worst thing
that a guest has done while staying at your house? Yeah,
if you are an airbnb host or you run like
I don't know, accommodation, accommodation. Maybe maybe you work in
a hotel, yeah you or you own a motel. And
Haley's leave some of the toys behind wrapped up in
the sheets.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Oh, mortifying. Do you know what I think about? And
when I stayed at QT when that happened.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, And.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I'm like, I hope they don't know. I mean, I've
talked about the radio and I know they listen, but
you know what I mean, Like the cleaners, I hope
that they just sort of swept up the sheets and
it's rattled around the industrial washing machine and then they
were like, where where did this come from? You know,
I don't know who owns it, what hotels, how many
times it's been used. So the twenty twenty five Earbnb
(25:28):
Host Awards have been announced. So these are this is
New Zealand specific okay Earbnb and they have crowned their
Host of the Year. These categories Best new hosts like
new Earbnb, Best Family Friendly Stay, Best designs Stay like
La La, Best Nature Stay, Best rooms stay like you're
just in a room in a house.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Okay, did the one best nature Stay? Did they have
a bathtub bearied in the ground and some candles?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Oh my god, I did one of those with an outdoor.
It was so nice but like quite funny. Yeah, being
in a bath outside. Yeah, and it was a black
The best nature state is the black yurt and all
I could have.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Oh okay, so just sad a new plumber. Yeah, oh wow,
black urt.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I can kind of imagine you're right.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
By the beach. That'd be beautiful.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
So Host of the Year goes to an airbnb and
Hawks Bay Seafield View Hawks Bay, North Island, and this
is owned by a woman called Joe Demanca, right, and
she has won the Host of the Year. And her
tip for all of this is that she likes to
make things feel special and like, you know, personalized.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, because do you find when you stay at in
Airbnb sometimes they're trying too hard. They want they know
that they want that rating because they live and die by,
you know, the five star rating totally.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
So sometimes I feel yeah, but sometimes they don't leave
your line sex of you know, some lawn games.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, every day was messaging me. I was there for
three days. It's like, what are you up to today?
You could do this, and it's like, don't.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Worry about it, man, I sess I'm in a like
foreign country and I know nothing about it. I appreciate
host recommendations, but if I'm a New Zealand my armor.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Sometimes they'll bribe you with have you ever had a
bottle of wine, or like you get free water bottles
and like you get little chocolates left out. I like it,
you like it, you like it.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
So yeah, she's given all of this advice, but I
want to know, Yeah, what is the worst thing a
guest has done?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Because you if you were an ebnb host, it would
be you'd see some things a totally like if you're
going in and doing the cleaning, you're gonna see some
things and you're going to be that place is left
in an absolute mess.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah, I have a good Airbnb rating, better than my
uber one, do you know what I mean? I am
very conscientious. So, like I said, an Airbnb and I
made the bed. My friend was like, why are you
making the beer? This is a small space. I just
don't want to leave it.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
If we send a hotel for work or an Airbnb
or whatever, I always I'll put all the rubbish in
the bin or yes.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
The covers at least, so it just does look like
a tornado. Yeah, but we're not only asking for hosts
of like accommodation, but we will you know, hotel owners
or work at a hotel or motel or airbnb. But
also if you just had a guest staying at your house,
maybe some friends or family.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm trying to find my Airbnb rating to see one
might stand to see if it's higher than yours. Okay,
well let's open Airbnb calls it just sees I've I've
had thirty three trips and twenty five reviews.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Profile. I haven't had that many trips.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
No, we'll find it during the song and keep here,
we'll say. But yeah, if you want to call now,
ill eight hundred and dance at him nine six nine six.
How bad did a guest leave something? Whether they were
staying at your house, whether you clean motols or hotels.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Like what is the worst thing? Or like even if
you had like a one night stand and then they
know absolutely just strawed the bathroom and then left.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Wow, how bad somebody left your place?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Whether you own an Airbnb or you work in a hotel,
or you've just had guests staying at your house. Could
be friends, family, up.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Its naves, leave your place a miss when you when
you stay at my house, the only thing you do
is hang the bath mat wrong, and that's it. What
there's a way to hang the bath mat and Hailey
doesn't hang it right, it's I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
How do you do it?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It's fine? I mean, and you don't you don't shower
down the soap and the shower.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, and you have brought that up.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I have brought that up. But aside from that, you
don't leave like a pool and the beard or anything,
or you know, like you don't leave a hole in
the wall.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Not once.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Haven't put a hole in the wall, which is fair
and I appreciate it. And that's why you can always stay.
So we want to when you call eight hundred DALs
at him nine six nine six, how bad did a
guest or a host leave your place? Lets you host
an Airbnb?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yes? I do.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
However have you done this for oh?
Speaker 9 (29:51):
I don't know how many years?
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Actually?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Do you have a good what's your star rating out
of five list? I'm a super host? Wow, guys, where
in the presence of a super host?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Oh my god, where is your airbnblas it's Queenstown. Oh,
lesi simply must come and we must.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
What is the worst thing I guess has done in
your Airbnb?
Speaker 9 (30:19):
I think I think the worst one was one day
I started to rain and she had all the tid's
clothes on the clothesline. So I go down quickly, grab
all the clothes and fold them. Don't put them inside
the apartment, put them under shelter. And then the next
day they went to leave and they wouldn't leave, and
(30:41):
I went down. I said, think I've got a fast
change over. You've got to go. I go in and look,
I've got to start stripping the beds. And they had
pushed the king sized bed into the corner, shift the
bedside table, smashed the lamp. They ate cherries in the bed,
the cherry stones were out the window.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
In the window fell stay.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
The white seats were stained red from the cherries. And
the kid hadn't slept in within obviously clipt within. Unbelievable.
So I started yelling, and.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
I feel like, you don't want to mess with Liz.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
No.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I was not a super host that day, right, okay,
But they hadn't left it in a SuperHost wait, and
hadn't they done anything else?
Speaker 9 (31:24):
All the place was selfie. I run near BnB, and
the battle was to not pay for all the demotors
was that I invaded their space by.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Getting their Washington, getting their Washington.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
That's just what a SuperHost would do when a rain
Lovely Liz does.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
Its been loads like you haven't got time to hear
them all?
Speaker 3 (31:46):
How much poop do you have to deal with?
Speaker 9 (31:49):
Oh but it's a certain country that liked to stand
on the seat and just face it.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Oh okay, you need one of those signs.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
Sign oh my god, Okay, thank good, future gifts, good luck,
good luck with that five star some messages in a
We had a guest stay at our five star hotel
in Queenstown.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
They made a six video in the room and uploaded
to Instagram and tagged us in it.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
What what wait?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Wait wait they made a.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Video and tagged you in it, like the accommodation.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, I mean I guess maybe it's good for business. Yeah,
that is wide.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
I was reading at Hilton Queenstown. It was an article.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I read an article the SEK about an influencer that
went to that famous mirror airbnb in the Is it
Joshua Park? Oh yeah yeah. And apparently they have a
clause in the airbnb that you're not allowed to film there.
Film and then they got caught taking selfies and got
charged like a couple of thousand dollars if you use
it for like photo shirts like anything like this. Yeah,
I think it's mostly to stop like that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Content Only fans filming there. If you're going to make
some adult content. A mirrored room, I mean yeah, I
mean it's perfect. I worked at it a ten years
ago and quite a few gifts. You share the rubbishments.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Here's a toilet right there.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
This is brilliant, this is popping off. We have an
exchange student. He seemed fine and stuff, but when he left,
we were cleaning his room and there were millions of
contact lenses have just been flipped around everyallyhere.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
My appearents airbnb a holiday home and the place was
left like someone left in a rush once. Dirty nappies
all over the house and the table was just covered
with tomato sauce. I mean that's giving toddler, isn't it.
My mother had an airbnb in South Africa and one
guests had too much to drink at the bar in
the house and he went the band and never told
us and just booked out and lifted.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
At least pop it out in the sun until check out.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
You want to like fold up the sheets. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I spilt my gatorade I would.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I would go down to the shops by a blue
get it and pour all over the band And I'm
so sorry.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
You'd add power aid to the past.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
I'd run.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Others say that it was power read than pass. My
mom and I cleaned my mom and I cleaned near
Bambab and one couple liftes everywhere, no attempt to clean
it up. Poor mama is still scarred. One time I
found a sexy bra in the sheets that very much
didn't belong to a businessman's wife.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Oh okay, this is a scandal. Yeah, there would be
so many stories.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
They're pouring. And I worked in a boutique hotel. You
just tell me when to stop. In Queenstown it was
gay ski week.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Oh the gays.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
No, yeah, it was a gay ski week. And a
couple staying in the hotel room in such herd a
traumatizing state. There were gods and bodily fluids and all
sorts of matter everywhere of the sheets and duvet. And
to this day I tell myself it was tooth based
on the shower screens. Oh my god, we hear them
(34:56):
by our own house when we stay away. A guest
house secret. I guest had a housed a secret wedding
at my house, and I noticed there was lots of
champagne bottles and the recycling. They did a break and
they did break a few things. But she made the
mistake of using the same wedding photographer as me, and
I saw all of her photos on Instagram, was like,
that's my home. Oh my God, taking me south he's
(35:17):
in the pool.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Blunt, Yeah, that would be quite a good compliment for
your home, though it's a wedding venue.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Umm. We airbnbr guest room in our house and they
decided to wash their clothes and our bath and then
run the little bathroom wall heat all night to try
to dry them until it was overheating and flickering on
and off that they were going to burn the house down.
I oh no, that's that's from a guest Now, we're
(35:42):
not gonna We're not asking you now.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Was the well next week when we do, how bad
was the accommodation?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Okay, this is the last one. We have friends who
own a cleaning company in central Otago are shocking the
amount of cleaners that come back saying they've had to
clean up meat in airbnbs. What keep your meth at home,
don't take it to lovely letters, and use the.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Toilet, and use the washing machine, and use the dryer,
and don't piss the beard.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
My parents found a bag of weed in the bedside
cabinet of their airbnb. We help them dispose of it.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
Of course, plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it Ms.
Fletchborn and Haley Wells.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Of course the women's rugby will cup at the moment
and our goals. The Black Ferns face Canada in the
semifinals tomorrow morning, bright and early Brian tomorrow six am kickoff.
We've got Taylor Curtis from Sky Sports on the phone
and you're currently in Bristol.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Taylor, yeah, yeah, go to Bristol early Sunday. Thanks for
having me, guys, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
No, no worries.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Yeah, I've been in England the entire time with the
Blackman team, from York to Exeter to Brighton back to Exeter.
Now we're in Brea, so and I can tell you
it's very colorful as.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
You manage you to get a bit of a holiday
in in the work trip, you know, if you're bouncing
around the UK.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Yeah, you've got to make sure, the all pints taste
the same, you know, just sport.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Do a good padiem every day. Do you get a
little bit of pocket money?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
But of pocket money on the road they have done
very well to match. I mean the yeah dollars the.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
UK is crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
You get a little pediem and then double it. Yes,
I love this.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Taylor's good.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
This is good. We love a work trip with a padem.
We love a work trip with a PM.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Now how we look at the head of tomorrow morning because.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
To Canada even though what rugby is, we were so
we're even in the World Cup tailor, I want to
get coffee, but.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
We're still confident.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah, yeah, No, I love the spirit. I love the
beliefe as well, and I think we should hold on
to that. Canada are ranked sickond in the world at
the moment. Did that happened, Taylor, happened overnight? Now, the
last time we meet them, we drew and then well
then they'd be asked.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
But prior we had.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Beaten them about sixteen seventeen times. So they've just come
up through the ranks being involved and packed four and
WXT and all that kind of stuff as well. But
they've just got a great Reggie program with sevens players
and fifteen players.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
And then the game good for the game eat.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah, we want to we want to win this Rugby
World Cup, fear and square, you know, we want to
fight for it. Yeah, you know we don't have to
sort of cruise then no, no, no, because.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
The victory doesn't taste as sweet. But no, the black
films look really good though. We're like, I'm really stoked
to seeing we've got Sylvia Brunt back and field because
I think she can do some damage against these Canadians.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
I was just having a look at the lineup, so
I know, not a single one on the Canada team.
We would literally just figured out that they're quite good.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, if you look at any player from Canada, I
would focus on number twelve.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
There's second five, number twelve, Alexandrin Tess.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, Alexandra Pis. Yeah, she's unbelievable. She can play ten,
twelve to thirteen. But she's like the little maestro.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
So you write, yeah, if we want any kind of
Canadian and have an ankle injury, it's her year number
twelve and year number four. Okay, number four and twelve.
I'll do a little thing yeah, yeah, some kind of voodoo.
So do it? I do a voodoo thing.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah, yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
I want to talk about it too much better. I
do a better voodoo.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
So if they so, if they win this game, which
they will, I have all the confidence in the world.
Then we're going to the final and who who will play?
Who will we play?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
It'll be most likely England, just because they've had France's
number honestly as well. So they play each other quite
a lot in the Six Nations and the last time
they played each other France. We're up for it, but
there's news they've lost three of their key players, one
of their co captains, so they're going in a little
bit underdone.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
So England will be firing for that, right and our England,
the current world number one team.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, so we believable here in love
with them?
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yeah, gosh, absolutely not. Are you in Bristol seeing a
lot of keys walking around with their you know there
their black shirts on.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Yeah, closer to game day you see it, you see
them tun crawl out.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
But crawl out.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
But because of England's so big, I mean a lot
of the families, a lot of friends and families and
stuff are touring around. I mean they're going to Wales
for the day. They're going to I mean some people
have gone to France, Switzerland and then they come closer
to game day.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oh wow, yeah, I mean you're at the start of
the world.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Why not, right, Yes, have a.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Good Padieum is going to Bloody Lovely Well kick off
tomorrow morning six o'clock. Is that correct.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Yeah, it's covered from at Sky's five am. So we've
got heaps of cool stories were shot throughout.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
The week as well.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
On a Saturday, Taylor, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
No, you say up, or you can get or you
can just watch it from if you're streaming on your TV,
you just watch it from the start. But then you've
got a or get any news.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I did that last time, and then you're like you
put their phones down. Well of our personal love and
blessings to the whole time. When you do see them
say fletch for and he I will, I will.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Lovely beautiful, fantastic.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yeah, thank you so much, Taylor. Enjoy the weekend and
enjoy the game.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Thanks guys to go with the Voodoo Sision.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Thank you. The pins are out twelve and which one
was it? Number twelve, number twelve, twelve and four.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I'll put that in my voodoo lest Taylor, thank you
so much.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Plays Zims, Fletchborne and Hailey.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Look, we've been actually talking. There's some exciting films coming out,
like I've been watching because it's like festival season.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Do you know why as well? I think there was
the big writers' strike and and there was just a
hold on everything, and now we're just getting everything.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
What's that? I saw the trailer for that Emma Stone
and Jesse Plumm's film where he like takes your hostage
and shaves your head and stuff. That looks incredible. Motal
about the Leonardo DiCaprio film that looks amazing reviews.
Speaker 8 (41:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, So all these trailers are coming out, these beautiful
festival films. Come some dance, you know, France Film Festival.
Oh my god. But no, yesterday we were with the
most exciting one yet and I.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
Would say the most art.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Yeah, you know this is I think this is art.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Cam'p rock exactly can't rack.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Will you remember Emma Stone and bald Head in a
few years, No, but you still remember that dance.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I think the Oscars, well, I don't know that camp
Rock three is going to make it to the Oscars.
I'm so excited for this rock so good to be back.
So Camp Rock three officially announced with of course the
(42:49):
Jonas Brothers. Yes, all three of them are back.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
It's so nice because they did obviously break up and
never been really open about how hard it was for them.
But to see the three of them just like thriving
at the moment is so fun.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Camp Rock three began filming this week in Vancouver, so
we've got a bit of a weight on our hands here.
And then the big question on everyone's laps, Demi Levado.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
I know.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
So they've posted a little bit of behind the scenes
stuff to like tease this announce but and they've posted
a cast photo which has a lot of like newbies
who I don't know, So they're obviously going to be
the camp is Demi's not in the photos, but she
is tagged in the Disney Channel accounts post, so we
think she is going to be it. She also came
(43:30):
out on stage with the Jonas Brothers at their tour
like a week or two ago. Surely she wouldn't have
done that.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
In it, but not much do you reckon Carwin's written
the script.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
In the script, I reckon that I can't remember if
this is how it ended. Camp Rock two that they
like kind of take ownership of the camp the band.
But if they have, it could be that they're going
to do the camp and then oh no, last minute,
one of their tutors has like pulled out. We better
call up her old mate Demire.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, now hear me out. He's he's an idea for plot.
A little scene of Camp Rock three.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
This this is a real writer's table.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Here.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
The Jonas brothers are at a picnic table and a
beer comes out of the woods and eats one of them.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
It's a horror movie. Oh my god, it's all like
the dark. Even a beer comes out. Joe, John, you
touch my shade?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Gray, you just struck Okay, Joe, I think need.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
To be saved. Bonus, Jonas whole bonus.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
He gets eaten my beer, and the other Jonas brothers
are sad.
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Oh and then they open up the beer to like
check the body and do me.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Levado's inside and she's like, oh my god, I've been
in here for years.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Plays it m Fletchborne and Haley.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Why do you sound so chipper this morning?
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Because I had ate in a bed hour's sleep last night.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
And the night before.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, the same.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
By the way, this is a man who wakes up
at four am and is still managing to get well
four thirty four point thirty. Yeah, still managing to get
eight hours sleep. So you're you were your watch when
you sleep, and it tells you the quality of your sleep,
and you've just received.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Your overall score the new ioways update. I always twenty
six for iPhones. Yeah, I mean you'd always get the
sleep graph, but now it gives you a score based
on how long are you're asleep when you went to bed,
if you like wind down, and how many interruptions. So
last night at ninety eight, and I was asleep for
eight and eight hours eight minutes.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
If I wore my watch, I reckon, I would have
got six. It's yeah, six out of one hundred.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
It's confronting.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
It is confronting, and sleep is very important with.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
The basis of health.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
When we what was his name?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
So you're forgetting things because you're tired?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Which one are you? Thank God Vaughn's not here because
I won't be able to tell it's only you fletched. Yeah,
what was that incredible guy who we talked.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
To, Johann hari Ha. Yeah, he's written loads of books
about the.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Loads of box and I'm currently reading his focus book,
Stolen Stolen Focus. It's in my I've just remembered its
in my side table. Yeah, I just remember, I've got
to keep reading that. But he you have lost focus
reading the book about losing focus. Aware, I'm very aware,
iron Is. So remember he was telling us about the
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like the brain at night and how it like purges
and it like cleans itself, and how you need sleep. Anyway,
we're talking about sleep because not only do you want
this for your overall health, we know these things. It
is at the center of all well being, really getting
a good night's sleep, restorative sleep. Also it's making me ugly,
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and just the study has found that just one bad
night's sleep you will be able to see a physical difference.
And I totally feel that. Every now and then, Vorner
and I will arrive at the same time and we
get into the left and the first thing we do
is go and we look in the mirror, because you know,
me and Vom both have terrible sleep health. I guess habits.
(47:02):
We'll look in the mirror and be like, holy crap,
you know, you just look like you look you look terrible.
But it's not just that feeling of tiredness and that
is telling you you're not looking good. It is true.
You have not restorative sleep, which is the good sleep.
Yea fuels collagen production. That's the thing that's gonna stop
my face from sagan off or a surgery in Turkey.
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It lowers your stress hormones, which helps repair your skin.
At night, you lose your skin becomes dehydrated when you
don't sleep, weakens its barrier, accelerates visible signs of aging.
Even just a couple of nights of poor sleep, it's
gonna impat Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Which sucks because if you're stressed about us special like
say your wedding day or a big day and you're
anxious and you're anxious or you're going somewhere you're meeting someone, like,
you're not gonna sleep well and then you're gonna look worse.
So it only makes the whole thing worse.
Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah, I know. Yeah, ahead of the days that you
want to be looking your best, you'll be like stress
the night before, you won't be sleeper. So this is
really I was going to say this has really inspired
me ahead of my weekend, but you probably won't get
a lot of sleep well after Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah you're working as well, working over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
I you know, I will address all my health and
sleep in Turkey twenty six and A Face Left in.
Speaker 7 (48:21):
Turkey plays Fleshborn and Haley play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Now right now, I want to know if you have
an unconventional bestie like you don't you it's not maybe
like you've got a big age difference, or you're like
completely polar.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Opposite generational difference.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Generational difference, or I don't know, it's a bit complicated.
Maybe your bestie is an X you know, and then
you split up and then became best friends. I was
just reading a really interesting article about this woman who
was saying her experience of her two best friends, You've
got to pick one, do you know what I mean?
It's best?
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, best, she knows, she just doesn't want she friction.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
So she a heterosexual female, her two best friends are
two heterosexual males. And then people always question, They're like,
oh my god, how does that work? People always assume
that there's something romantic going on. The Yeah, frustrating that
must be to have a platonic male bestie. People just
can't wrap their heads around it. Kids, I must be
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sleeping together. But she was like, we teach each other things.
We learn lots of things from each other. They actually
have more in common than I guess people would expect. Yeah,
and she just gets questioned it all the time, And
it just made me think, like, you know, my best friend,
we're quite we're not similar in personalities, but we make
a lot of sense. We listen to the same music. Yeah,
we're both the exact same age. You know, Like we
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make perfect sense. But I want to know if you
have an unconventional bestie. Who is your unconventional bestie? You know, not,
you're just your typical we met at school and you know,
same of hobbies or music or whatever, unconventional bessies. I
just read an article about a girl who's two best
besties are platonic males, and a lot of people have
a hard time understanding it. Yeah, and understanding there's no
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romantic connection. Some actually really lovely touching messages in my
best friend is my husband's ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Oh okay, that's cute.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
My bestie is twenty eight single, no kids. I'm thirty nine,
married with three kids. We just love each other to pieces.
We just vibe. Oh that's nice. My unconventional bestie lives
in Czech Republic. Once every year or so, we catch
up in a different part of the world and it's
like we've never been apart. That's the sign of a
true friend.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
I like those friends you can see after a year
or two, maybe because they live overseas and you just
it's not awkward.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
It's just like totally yereas. I feel like, you know,
once radio kind of you know, we leave radio, we'll
probably never see each other again, and if we did,
I imagine it'd be incredibly awkward. So how is how
are the how are the thing?
Speaker 2 (51:00):
How is it all going?
Speaker 3 (51:02):
How is it? How is it all going?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
You're hailey? Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
What was the station we worked on?
Speaker 2 (51:12):
No, you're not getting rid of me that easily. You
owe me money before, so you're not you're not getting
rid of me.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
No, No, I you wte too much money. My unconventional
bestie is a drug dealer, just weed. They want to say, right, Okay,
I am a mortgage broker, just a class C.
Speaker 6 (51:32):
Class.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
He's not doing this serious stuff. One of my closest
friends is the fiance Okay, paint a map.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Wait, because I have to do one of those like
kind of organizational chants in my hair strings. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
One of my best friends is the fiance of my
oldest daughter's dad. Okay, so my best friend would be
your baby daddy's girlfriend, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that
makes sense. She's amazing and other children will played again
that we go shopping together. We have a nice time.
My bestie is an ex from eleven years ago. We
reconnected maybe nine years ago. He's married, I'm engaged, but
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we get on like a house on fire. Could not
live without her.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Wow. How do you think that other couples, that other
partners find that?
Speaker 3 (52:13):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. My best friends are male,
I'm female. We've been besties for twenty years. We've had
multiple times over the years we've both been single, and
nothing has ever happened, but people constantly ask. My husband
never made a comment. Only recently we've been together for
eight years and I had to reassure him that it
never has and it never would. It's like shagging your sister.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
It's chegging your brother.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
My unconventional bestie is twenty years older than me. We
work together, and she and I somehow just connect and
care about each other and it's awesome. But there are
definite differences. Like the stuff I was doing in my twenties,
she definitely wasn't in her twenties. By the way, I'm
forty six. Have a great day, Lucy, Oh thank you,
I will. This one is so beautiful. I'm twenty five
and he's eighty eight. We are great friends. I have
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known him throughout nearly half my life. We go shoo
together and we just head out and have lunch together.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
No, my X and I were in a I love
that straight as in quotations, my X and I were
in a straight relationship. We broke up about four months ago.
I've since transitioned and now we're best bros. I love that.
That's probably why you were drawn to each other in
the first place, right, and then you just maybe this
(53:24):
is what it is.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
A lot of people that are friends with x'es is
just better off his friends.
Speaker 3 (53:28):
We know we like each other so much. We just together.
My bestie is my unofficial twin. His mom delivered me
and my real twin, and then one year late, on
the same day, had her son. Once we met, we
just hit it off and had the same sense of humor.
I met my best friend on a bushwalk. She asked
if I was a model, and we've been several ever since.
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We like sisters. I mean I would love anyone who
stopped me to be like, I'm sorry, excuse me?
Speaker 1 (53:53):
Are your model?
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Do I look like a model?
Speaker 2 (53:59):
That's my touching.
Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah, this is these are really beautiful stories.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
ZDMS Fletchborne and Hayley.
Speaker 8 (54:07):
Fact of the day, day day day Dayah.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
Do do do do do do do do do do doo.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Today is the finale of Pickle Week, and actually, with
warm being sick, I've sort of enjoyed taking over this
week that we chose. Actually Fletch on Monday with our listeners,
we did Pickle Week. Vaughn has left us the facts.
I'm just the deliverer Fridays. Fact of the day for
Pickle Week is that pickles have to bounce.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
What do you mean they have to bounce?
Speaker 3 (54:44):
I've got a pickle. It's not a full pickle. Slice,
slice the bread and butter, pickles, so a whole pickle
a whole pickle. In nineteen forty eight, two men in
Connecticut were arrested for selling pickles unfit for human consumption.
State food inspectors found the pickles were substandard. They looked fine,
but they were mushy and not preserved properly. To test them,
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inspectors decided to drop the pickles from one foot high.
A good purple would bounce thanks to its firm skin
and brind texture. These didn't. They just splattered on the ground.
The court used that as proof of their poor quality
and find the men five hundred dollars each back in
ninety forty eight.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
That's a lot of money, and.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
Destroyed the batch. And this created this legacy of bouncing pickles,
of bouncing purckles to test whether or not they have
been preserved properly. Why didn't you just give it a squeeze?
They are squeezy. The moment you hear that their bouncing,
you're like, yeah, yeaheah.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
It makes sense, yeah, because they're a bit like poin wing.
Speaker 3 (55:43):
Yeah. The purple bounced test was never properly written into law,
but the case made headlines at the time and since then.
It has been repeated in food history books and trivia
for years and years and years.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
Okay, so this could pop up at a pump quiz
one of those quiz nights. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
Connecticut officially laid legislated that a pickle must bounce to
be a pickle. Wow. Okay, Now imagine if a food
inspector came around to like a burger joint, was that. Yeah,
I'm here to test these pickles.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
Open up this jar, Open up this jar.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
Of these here pickles. We gotta put it to the
pickle bounced test. Bling, bling, bling, These are good pickles.
You're good to go.
Speaker 2 (56:19):
What do you wash it off and just put it
back in the jar?
Speaker 3 (56:22):
You never waste a pickle inspector is the one who
dropped the pickle for the pickle bounced test.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
I drop it on a clean piece of paper or something,
then eat it, and then I'd eat it, and that's
my pickle test. Yeah, I'm taking this pickle with.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
Me, so for today's final Fact of Pickle Week. In
nineteen forty eight, two men in Connecticut were arrested for
selling bad pickles, and that created the pickle bounced test.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
Fact of the Day Day Day day day.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, do do do do do do did do do
do do do do do do do do do do
doud doo dooo.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
Play Dead MS Fletch Vrawn and Halle, play z MS
Fletch one and Haley. We've been told Producer car One
that you have a surprise for us and we're going
to be excited. I do so. I'm actually already really
enjoying my day, so I don't. I don't see how
it could get better. It could go downhill, who knows,
(57:20):
but hopefully not. I'm flying internationally I and the worst
way would be of it.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
Did only a few hours ago, say god, where is
my passport?
Speaker 3 (57:28):
By the way, everyone who has been listening to at
six am, I am flying internationally today, I have it.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Apparently she leves your hands.
Speaker 3 (57:35):
It's not on your hand.
Speaker 4 (57:36):
Though.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
I'm not here to be judged. I'm here to be
accepted for who I am. How does anyone leave a
passport in a glove box?
Speaker 5 (57:42):
Well, don't do that anymore, because now people know that
if they break into your car, they can get your
passport just saying.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
And they know that I'm a man's best today, so
I look it in through the glove boxes of mares.
Has been like a passport, and it's a good passport too. Okay,
it's out of it, it's out of the glove pack. Okay.
Speaker 5 (57:56):
So as I do every day, I was going through
my emails last night and I was alerted to the
fact that it's an anniversary today.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
Either of you know what that anniversary would be for?
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Well, we had September eleven. This is not the break
dark dark We've done that nineteenth of September.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
It has to do with Shannon and I. Shannon, you
started at the beginning of a year. No, it's not that, Shannon.
Do you want to go into the studio maybe give
them a hint?
Speaker 5 (58:35):
God?
Speaker 1 (58:35):
Is it a cake?
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Where is your cake? What is the anniversary? Is the
anniversary coming in?
Speaker 5 (58:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (58:41):
My god?
Speaker 9 (58:42):
Is this is this?
Speaker 3 (58:43):
I reckon, I've worked it out.
Speaker 1 (58:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (58:49):
Okay, what we are seeing here is Oh my god?
Have they sent this? They have said this? Oh so
this is the anniversary of us and why see us
including all of our listeners naming the Hawks Bay fire
Truck Dame Judy Drench one year today?
Speaker 2 (59:05):
It sure that was fun, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
And they've sent a cake with a photo of the
whole team and now we support Dame Judy Drench t
shirts in front of the truck itself. What a beautiful
day like They've written us a little card. Dear flet,
Fawn and Hailey, that's us this time last year, you
legends got the whole country fired up to help name me.
(59:29):
It's from the truck itself, from the truck and thanks
to you, Judy Drench was born. Since then, I've been
living life on the runway and absolutely soaking up the
attention to say thanks. I'm sending cake to celebrate my
turning of age tomorrow. I'll be celebrating in style as
I roll out in the Hastings Blossom Parade. Fun beautiful,
It's very fun. I just came back from Hastings loved
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it for my big birthday debut. Thanks again for helping
me make a splash from day one. Hose hugs and
siren love, Judy Drench, Queen of cool and proud Hawks Bay.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
I oh that this cake is.
Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Like a fight.
Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
Yes, I will say, I'm sad born it's not here
because it is his favorite flavor?
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
What flavor is it? It's my favorite? Perfect? Remember when
I in the group chat was like, hey, choose a
flavor of a cake and don't ask me why.
Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
I wondered why that was weird? You asked us, and
then we didn't get a cake.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
I think people are going to want to yeah, yeah, one.
Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Happy birthday today to you, Happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
The fire truck, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Know.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I'm going to cut a slice and sample on you
because I think when we talk about carrot cake, people
need to know what tastes like. I'll cut through my face.
Do you guys scream when you hit the bottom. That's
what I always did. You have to yell at who
your boyfriend is?
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
What was it a thing?
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I never knew that was a third goods when you
cut cake and you had the bottom of to say
you're crust So.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I thought it was when you were twisting an apple thing. Okay, okay,
we don't have a lot of time here just to
watch you painfully a cake.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Oh my god, you ever cut a cake before?
Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
This is a massacre. She's just my first day. Let
me try. I can smell the spansers of the garnant.
I've dropped from a four.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, thank you so much? Talks Yeah, and happy one
year anniversary to Dame Judy Drench.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Plays Zim's fledged porn and well, I.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Hooked you in with a tease here Georgia, and you
have remained. I'm sticking around. I said to you, there
is a nail trend that is returning, one of the
most iconic mail trends. I'd say of the early two thousands.
I hope I did it. They were known for her.
Why am I just thinking like a solid fake like
(01:01:58):
acrolic nail, That's all I'm thinking. Crackle nails. Oh, if
you don't know what's happening, crackle nails, I'm going to
google a photo for you. Crackle nails were Opie. I
did it, and there was it was a Now you
(01:02:18):
put a nil posh color on, so it was red,
and then you get your top coat. You get your
crackle coat. Say it was purple and you painted on,
it would look like it was all purple, and then
it would start to crackle and you'd see them. I'm
just going to say, Hailey one hundred percent would have
worn it one majority of the time. I utterly frothed
the slot.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Yeah, anyone that loves the leopard print, Yeah, you'd.
Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Get the black crackled top and you'd put it over
the top and you have colors underneath.
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
When was this a thing?
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Early two thousands?
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Okay, I was going to say it's got big emo,
what do you think? A moment later I was disagreeing.
Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Yeah, definitely. Later I had like ten of them. Yeah
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
You had it when I was like primary and to me, yeah,
we're I went to be mean, but you just told
me I've been too mean to.
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
I've actually been ruthlessly bullied in the workplace today and
I won't stand for that. Cowen and shod in a
picture of me. That's so bad that come and weeder
pants a.
Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Little, that's so context context yesterday, so I had to
I had to get a photo of Haley to apply
for something. Let's just leave it at that. Let's just
leave it at that. And anyway, so I said to Haley,
I need a photo of you at a white wall.
And I took it on my portrait mode on my iPhone,
(01:03:36):
which is really good quality, and I said, I am that.
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Says on a really good cook I was like, do
I smile or do I not smile?
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Neutral? I said neutral expression. I said it just no
one is going to see this photo. It's not publicly available.
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
It just needs He's absolutely shown everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
It just needs to go on on this application form
and then you know, no when And I said to her, Oh,
that will do. I'm not going to show you the.
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Photo though, and you knew that I needed to be
hyped up for her. Yeah, And anyway, well, I don't
think that will help.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
I did the application and it just made me laugh
so much.
Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Show it to Georgia. I showed Carwen and Shannon and.
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
They pessed themselves a little bit of whe came. I'm
going to come over and show Georgia the photo of Haley.
Just see it again and the ID.
Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Now, Haley, it screams that you might have committed a crime.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Like a thug.
Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Yeah, but this is just something that doesn't look like
you silently paying yourself now she's laugh But you're gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Is not gorgeous. It just doesn't look like you. Because
you have seen my passport.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Photo right, it's, oh my god, it's stunning.
Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
In heaven? Am I going to be allowed into the
country because I'll see my passport and then I'll be like,
where's the and the sirens going?
Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Fish catfish, catfish.
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Okay, I'll show you My passport is honestly one of
the most beautiful photos of me ever taken. And I'm
I'm gutted for the year of twenty twenty eight when
I have to get replaced and I'll be ten years older. Passport,
I can't smile.
Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Yeah, come look, Yeah, she's kind of smising. You're kind
of spisy, you tire bends. Yeah, it's a great passport photo.
Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
That's a passport photo. Oh, yeah, that's hot.
Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
You know it's hot.
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yeah, Kim Kardashian could never Yeah, I mean it's good.
Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
You know, beauty is a scale, and these two photos
showed the scale.
Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Wow, she's quite meant to today.
Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
Inlessly, the nicknames have been changed in the group show
Boo boo.
Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
That's you jabooboo where kaboobo, shabooboo, fla boo boo Boobo
haboobo and your jabubo And I hate all of them.
And you're on boom if you're on.
Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Bober z Boo boo, Mamoo boo.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher, But there's
a new personal record off how many of those did
you count?
Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Seventy nine?
Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Of those two.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
All right, well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us
a rate and review.
Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Off play zidims Fletchborn and Hailey