Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 22nd 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Fley's Big Pod, brought to you
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
Prices plays Fletch, Vaughn and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Welcome to the show Fletch, Vaughn and Haley Today with Hailey. Way,
but you're you're back. Oh yeah, I've been snotty all weekend.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Snotty body you.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
Can going through the boxes of tissues? But crazy you can.
You can keep that, thank you. Yeah, it's not great,
but you know, we'll get there. It's better. It's better today.
That's good.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
That's looking at the forecast across the country right now.
I don't think many places are going to be able
to see thee I'm gonna I'm good. I'm not out there.

Speaker 6 (00:43):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
An eclipse? A solar eclipse. So that's where we get
between the moon and this. But we're not allowed to
look at this one. Are we allowed to look at
it directly? That's the sun one that we're not We're
not supposed to look at this on direct This is
pinhole camera, right, penhole camera. Okay, well you can see it,
don't look correct? Okay, great, So just go on a

(01:05):
lunar eclipse is where we where this moon gets between
the Sun and us, and this one is where we
get between the moon in the sun. Actually, I don't
think anyone knows how it works for on its magic witchcraft?

Speaker 6 (01:19):
It is witchcraft. And was Adrey the Top six.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Today Uber looking to trial drone deliveries in the US? Yes,
the top six issues with that? Yeah, because I imagine it. Yeah,
I've got an apartment where do they land just on
the street?

Speaker 6 (01:34):
They hover at the window, I reckon and you have
to watch that.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
You just like, live in an apartment building that's thirty
stories high and they can just hover at level twelve
or something.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Yeah, put a little landing pad on your Yeah, you
have to go up to the roof.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Have just gone to the restaurant downstairs that you got
it from? But you know that's that's Uber in it.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Next on the show, though, I'd say an embarrassing fine
for a Wellington woman. I would have just I would
have paid the fine.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Rather than everybody knowing this about.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Me play z Ms Fletchbourne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I saw the story of the Weekend and I thought,
if this was me, I would just pay the eighty
five dollars. Yeah, because I wouldn't want people knowing I
went to McDonald's three times in a day, readfast luncheon,
free meals. It could have been worse. It could have
been five. It could have been a smoke going afternoon
tea as well. It's not even that bad, to be honest.
This is a woman called Brady Phillips. She has gone

(02:31):
public after she went to McDonald's drive through three times
and received a fine for eighty five dollars a parking
ticket because they had accused her of parking pretty much
all day, right, because they've taken the first time. She
uses drive a plate license plate recognition software, so it

(02:53):
took the first time and the last time she was
there entering and exiting the car park. My gym's got
this race and when you go into the gym you
have to put your number plate in so that it
kind of cancels it out. Yeah, you get four hours
versus one, right, but it's not making a distinction between
the drive through and the car park. So people other

(03:13):
people have come forward and said this has happened to
them as well. Right, So she said, you know, it's
quite common obviously for busy mums to go through. The
first time she went through, she was taking she took
her daughter through.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
Later she took her.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Son through and an exchange student, so they were buying
different things each time, so she wasn't getting breakfast, lunch
and dinner. Wait wait, get Affi Davis. You know, I
just I just take it like I would want. People
don't go with through a drive through three times a
one day. But so she's kind of come out and said, look,
this isn't on and rightly, so yeah, right. It's also

(03:50):
other people have come through saying, ye know, we're through
a couple of times and they've binged me for parking
there all day?

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Who is running the show?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Because I don't get how how does it not distinguish
the drive through?

Speaker 6 (04:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
It's they've said that it doesn't record the drive through,
it's just the editing out the drive through and whatever
she ordered. They're like, can you just park in a
park and bring it out to you? Is that how
it worked? Because then she stopped, but in the drive
through you don't stop. Yeah, I don't know, because other
people have come out and said they went in at
like ten. Someone said I went through at ten past
nine for a coffee in the morning and then the

(04:25):
dinner visit at six thirteen, and it thinks they stayed
the whole time because it's not making the the distinction.
Does anybody else feel a secret shame when they have
to park in the You know, they're like, it's gonna
take a little while few because you've ordered so much.
Sometimes it's not, it's just whatever you've ordered because you've

(04:46):
taken a made something like that. Yeah, something like that,
or you know your fileo fish bit of peckle shame
or something in that park and you just sit there
and people drive past judging you.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah, but at least you're not holding up the line
like when they do that.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Well anyway, McDonald's spokesperson has said that the parking is
monitored to ensure insured parks are not misused.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
And there are going to look into it.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Apparently it's had monitored car parking for some years. Parking
Enforcement Services of Wilson Parking introduced the new systems, so
it's not actually macas that does it. It's like another place.
So yeah, they're sorting it out. But how much admin
to follow that up and get it wiped? I just

(05:30):
you get a little free, cheesy pleaser, something free Sunday
totally this park, park on the street next time maybe.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
ZMS Fletchbourne and Hayley.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
So the Metcrons are going to court. Now this is.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
This is wild. I even think it's wild. It's been
entertained or acknowledged. But a right wing influencer, Cannice Owens
is They are launching a deformation suit against this right
wing influencer because they are saying that she promoted her
belief that Brigette whose French I think is Brigitgit Macron

(06:07):
was born male right, Okay, yep, which like they're saying,
she's saying I wasn't yep.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
But even to give it give it.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Here seems insane. Yeah, but it's twenty twenty five, so
what's insane anymore? There are no facts, nothing's too insane.
Everything is palatable to some weird section of the internet.
So they are going to court and as part of
the defamation suit they are soon rowing influencer Candice Owens.
They will present photographic and scientific evidence to a US

(06:41):
court that she was born a woman. So what are
they just going to take photos of her genitals and
then put it put them in a little fold. Scientific
evidence to me, there's tests, there's like there'd be like
hormonal tests, there'd be medical records.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Yep, pictures of boobies.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
But then photographic evidence says to me, as going to
be a straight up photo.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
Of the yeah, of the Yeah that's what. Maybe a
video and she just moves around shows it from the angles.
I don't know. This is how insane.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
I love that they're actually calling her out and they're
doing this, but yeah, otherwise people just say the stuff
and they get away with it and then it sticks.
But there's also that that level of do you even
acknowledge it?

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Like when someone says something yeah, wild and correct about you?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Is it worth giving the trolls the time of day?
But then if it's affecting their life, I don't know.
But then they're going to prove it and I just
don't know. But then this could be also a great
way of I mean, would you go through with this
if you're going to get like.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
A big payout?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's what I'm That's what I was trying to find
in this article, like how much money is on the line.
Quite often sometimes people don't even want the money. They'll
just do it for a dollar or something. Yeah, just
to just do the money to charity exactly.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yeah. Yeah, wow. Could you mention being on that jury duty?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
They're like, do you reckon it'll be it'll be a
full jury I don't know, situation or a Joe Judy
court system so busy. They're sources of the judge duty.
That's you know what they don't They moan about New
Zealand courts being like like backlan. Yeah, maybe that's what
they should start doing, is outsourced to some we can

(08:16):
make some TV shows, some afternoon TV shows.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yeah, with the like with us on the lighter end
of things.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah, oh you're just like shoplifting stuff, not murder and stuff,
no pity like crime, neighborhood disputes. Yeah, I'm I don't
find how much money that because that's the thing. A
deformation is illegal, like they're saying, you defamed us. Yeah,
so we want we want to well I mean that

(08:41):
maybe they just want the court ruling, but I mean
the money would probably be nice as well. It's twenty
two counts of deformation as well, and the in the US.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Wow. Yeah, so it's a lot of starting to add up.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Wow, that's going to be an interesting court case to follow. Yeah,
I mean, what's just show the photos that's on. Hey,
here's my vagina. That's kind of done. But wait, isn't
it all public? Would all the evidence be then public?
So everyone's going to see her?

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Fu fu? Like, is that on public record or something?
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
I'm probably I'd probably show my fufu public record for.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Just went powerable for showing everybody for totally. I'm doing
that right now.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Plays Fledchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Man in Canada has shared the news that his daughter
failed her What I guess they're equivalent of a learners
is that where you know, set your exam.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Like to get your exam restricted.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
So their version of like a restricted test where you
go out with the driver someone from the testing station. Right, Yeah,
And she's failed that exam because she was driving this
man's Tiesler, daddy's Tiesler, and she did she didn't use
the brakes once. Because I've never driven a Tearslow. I've
been in them before. Yes, it's funny door handles, yes,

(10:02):
and massive iPad screens uh huh.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
But I've never driven one.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
But apparently it is possible for you to use regenitive braking,
where the vehicle's electric motor is reversed and it slows
down the vehicle to a stop. So if you're coming
up to a stop or a good way, it would
just do it for everything. It would scan the traffic again.
Cars with adaptive cruise control, yes, and that will keep
you a certain distance from the car in front of

(10:27):
it and if they break, you break.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Is that why when we were on the motorway at
the weekend.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah, the car was just like car the current front
went a hang on the brake and then we were
coming up behind and the car. My the ranger was like,
I'm also breaking. I'm just gonna sound and alarm to
let you know that the person break. We're all just like,
what shouldn't Yeah, shouldn't you have noticed that adaptive it
takes care of it. It noticed at first, But yeah,

(10:53):
when's the person in front of you absolutely pits the brakes?

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Yeah? Yeah, So apparently, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
This guy's daughter failed because she never used the brakes
on the teessler and so I go I googled this.
In New Zealand and Australian forums, people are asking the
same questions, right and yes, you can take a Tiesler
for a test, a driver's license test in New Zealand
and Australia, but you've got to use it.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
You've got to use the brake. Like. That's what people
are saying when.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
We backing out. You did it in a manual and
you were a higher class. You were a higher class. Yeah,
I did mine on a dry and I create if
I'm wrong. If you only have it did an automatic.
It's set on your license back in the day that
you got to drive automatic. But I don't think it
does now. But I don't think it does either because
automatics are like nine. Yeah, but yeah, that's what they're saying,

(11:46):
Like lots of people on Facebook groups and Assie saying
they just need to feel that little bump when you break. Right,
Although that was I feel like it Nowaday that was
bad as well.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
You had to break. He's into it. You want to
have a nice smooth stomp sow. Doesn't mean I drive this.
Just want whatever they don't have.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, you know, the classic grass was always greener iron
when they had to break themselves.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
But back in the day it would be great, a
something break for them.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
But then the stand said like it's pretty frustrating because
the door. His argument is she should have passed his
daughter in the Tesla because she's in control of the
car even though the car was doing the breaking. She's like,
you know what I mean, she still drive the car.
I don't know, if I don't know if I buy that.
If I buy that, Dad, Dan, I won't have to

(12:29):
pay for the second one because she's going to get
like a beat up Honda for her first car and
come up to the lights and just numbers straight through that.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
She's like, why didn't that cloud stop?

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Broke?

Speaker 6 (12:40):
My break itself?

Speaker 5 (12:41):
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one and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
We go now to the producers booth where Shannon, you've
stumbled across something and then it is undeniably true.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Yeah, real science.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
So get your first thumb ways.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Up, like do a thumbs up like your head shiking, like.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Your head shiking left or right, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Now I want you to put that towards your face, yep,
and mush your thumb onto your nose, and then you
will notice all four of your knuckles line up perfectly
with your side profile.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
You'll feel the first one go between your nose.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
And your lips, then over your lips into the concave
of it, and then back up to your chin.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
But I feel like it does that because the knuckles
are the harder thing, so the softer parts mold to
the harder thing.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
No, you're not punching yourself. You're just lightly precing and
you'll it's.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
A point of this. It just feels like sciences a
remarkable piece of nature that our knuckles match your profile,
your arm, as your loom, your height.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yeah, but should your nose be exactly where your thumb is?

Speaker 7 (13:57):
Like?

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Is it the perfect But then that's the thing that's
a changeable angle.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
There's a post of the nose. I'm just using the
nose as a guide.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Okay, that's incrutible. There's more to sit more about it
being a soft part the.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Nine six nine sex right right now? Tell me how
you go, not if you're driving, please make questions and safely.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
So so the middle goes like sort of between the lips. Yeah, okay,
so that finger there that does flit between the nose
and the Actually I'm just looking now that's a perfect face.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Look at me, you is mine? Not. Look I've got
more lap.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Look, I've got like heaps up there, but it sits
between the bottom of the nose and the start of
the lip.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
The next one sets across the lip.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
You're not You're not going to believe this. I saw
it on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
And all these artists have come out saying that this
is how they draw a side profile.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Like get the get their hand and just.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Kind of get the scale right by going off their
own knuckles.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
No one has text it school holidays crazy crazy? Ye crazy,
I don't know. Okay, great day and enjoy science.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yeah, thanks for wasting your time.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
You play z ms Fletchford and Haley from.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Your local community facebook page. This is the top.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Six, mate, my top six.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
It's used with uber Aid's drone delivery. They're trailing this
in some areas in America. Yeah, with the I guess
the hope that it'll want buns down to a ghost
kitchen or a restaurant.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
You're popping in land ship take off?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
How's it going to I guess it'll text you or
message you when it's around.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
You'll be able to track it, right.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yes, they have GPS tracking and then, so I guess
you'd be able to track it. I mean I've been
I've seen in cities when I've been overseas and California
had them little like robot things on wheel.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Crazy, Yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Little gizmos and they just drive around and they get
there and you've got the pen, so you go and
opens and then he checks off home.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
I know.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
It's the wild and when they get they when they
get there, they message you and you go out and
get your food. But when they're not being used, they're
just hanging around the streets. Yeah, because I remember seeing
them just like what.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Is this um?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Because they've got the waymos in America as well. That's
the other driverless cars.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Cars, the driverless cars. It's got a really cute name
as well. The cute little robots.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I don't know, they're very cute. Yeah, very funny to
watch it turtle around. Now.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
I prefer that because I've got issues with Uber e
its droning delivery. In here.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
They are number six on the list. That soup that
you always order that spells and soggies out.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
The bottom of the bag. It's going to fall through
the bottom of.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
The bag from about fifty meters up and it's just
going to be the last summer of the suburb and
someone's going to be covered in delicious hot Tommy Tommy
today actually with your car, Yeah, because I had a
nice spicy soup last night. Actually yeah, but I'll get
on the spice today. You get into a Southeast Asian,
they'll see you right. Number five in the less of
the top sixes of ober Eats drone delivery, seagulls will

(17:05):
launched an orchestrated ear attack on your eares. They'll smell them,
they'll smell them and they'll start because I've got a
drone and I've had it up because we've got these
cockatoos that fly around. Oh yeah, they're horrible loud Australians.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
You know, we all know one of the other year
and hear them overseas, Yeah, you hear me.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
And so they fly past my house. I'll get the
drone up amongst them, and they like they swoop on
it and yeah yeah, and near one of those drones
with like flying through us.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Yeah, it's a roasted cockatail. Imagine they just flying through
the air and just spinning it on and before.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
On the last of the top six sues with ober
Eats drone delivery, drones will get lost in one of
those drone light shows, a little of its drone pals,
oh yeah, should be flying. It'll be like, oh no,
they're doing the Star Wars light show without me and
join and then when they finally like finish, like thanks
to the dance guys.

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Yeah, they're like, oh no, I had a job to
do and they of your food and it's cold. It's cold.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah, yeah, I wonder how on it because it'd be
like thermally thim thermally insulated, thermally insulated. Yeah, the containers insane.
If you go at height, it's going to be a
lot cooler.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
And just the fact that it's whizzing through the ear. Yeah,
it's not sitting on your passenger seat. Huh, but the
seat warmer. On number three on the list of the
top six issues with Obed's drone delivery, one hundred percent
can to spill you drink.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
I'm a human. I'm a human.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
It's designed for me to carry. I still spoil the drink. Yeah,
a little bit of a rough PLoP into the cup holder.
You're going to have to be like little sex hundred
mile bottles of coka. They're not going to be Yeah,
they're not going to be able to see.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
They're just going to arrive fours or like if.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
It goes to altitude, what it expand, Yeah, it'll push
right out your open fizz everywhere tamper number I get
tipical number two on the list of the top six
issues with Ober's drone delivery. The drone will get caught
flying through a small space carrying a comically long pizza,
you know the man and white pizzas, And it's like,
I'll just fly through this little gap. Was like I
only go through sideways, turn sideways, gets through. Imagine it

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a comically long piece. Yeah, that would be funny.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
They have to be transported to and.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Number one of the last of the top six issues
with Uber Eights drone delivery. Drones will one hundred percent
eat all your chips. Is a chip tax on the
wedding one hundred percent, but I ordered chips and the
drone about jip tax?

Speaker 6 (19:22):
Also, have you seen those?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Like they have them and like armies have purchased them
now and some stadiums have them as well. They just
point and they are like electro magnetic and metro and
electromagnetically pulse the drone or seen I've seen airport videos
of airports just been like and they just go.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Don't they have them over the Harbor Bridge in Auckland?
Is that a thing? It feels like that.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
It feels like they brought a drone a drone down
once or something. Yeah, but like I was, do you
imagine all the people that will steal the uber eats
and drones because they see an Uber eats drone or
a food delivery drone and they bring it down steal
the food.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Imagine that, let's it.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, there are no official drone EMPs related to the
Auckland Harbor Bridge, but you are prohibited from They totally
took down.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Them thet I feel it was a new story. They
took down a drunk. They totally took down the drone
over the bridge.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Once they did, they visited fine after drone lands on
the harbor Bridge. That was twenty seventeen. It's early days
drone footage. No, that's not No, they definitely took.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
God, are we certainly like conspiracy theorist? No, I'm sure
they didn't took it down.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
They took down the drone plays it MS Fletchborne and
Haley Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
The Taylor Swift moneymaking machine continues. And I believe she's
releasing a movie.

Speaker 8 (20:40):
Well it's not a movie, but.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
It's in movie cinemas.

Speaker 8 (20:44):
It's coming to movie cinemas. It's almost like, if you're
a fan, you'll know what I'm talking about. But a
secret session. Secret sessions were when Taylor used to invite
fans to her house under secret, guys and then be like,
here's my entire album before anyone else. That's kind of
what she's doing with these launch They're coming to cinemas
and they are coming to New Zealand, guys, because it

(21:04):
was announced and it just seemed like it was the
US classic international fans always miss out. They're coming to
New Zealand. Seen on the event's website and the Hoytz
website that it's there. You can't buy tickets yet, but
I think they should be on sale Tuesday. That's usually
when the cinemas like put out their tickets.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Right, okay, and what you go along and she's like,
here's of music video, of music video.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
And music video, and then she also mentioned that there's
going to be like lyric videos for all the other songs.
So I imagine that we're just going to sit down
and watch the entire album.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Wow, okay, yeah, so these tickets are going to go fast.

Speaker 8 (21:41):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
This is just going to be the swifty energy of
all of us getting together.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
We're going to dress up and we're going to have
a good time and not let men tell us that
we're silly teeth.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
I wasn't saying that.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I didn't say we're just going to see all these
videos on TikTok of like when the girls got excited
for the eras To, but then all the men got
excited for Chicken Jockey and Minecraft and there was a real.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Of like what was acceptable as a society.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
But yeah, you know, she's come out saying that dancing
is encouraged while you watch this, So I think it's
gonna be a real eras to a vibe for the girl,
is right?

Speaker 6 (22:17):
How many screenings are like listed and stuff? Is it
just one?

Speaker 8 (22:21):
Not like they haven't listed how many there are going
to be per day? But it's technically in America going
from the third to the fifth, which would be the
fourth to the sex for us, but like a people
going on a Monday I don't know. We could go
after the show. Guys, Oh, I know you want to come.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Tickets Monday, Monday, Sex Monday.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
It has bought a real concert energy for us to specifically.
We were like, okay, well we're going to have to
plan exactly what time we want to aim to go
see it because we're going to go in a ticket
Q and we've got to prepare what show we.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Want to go to.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
And yeah, it is quite funny, how like intense this
is that we're just going to a cinema.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
To watch you use it. You're planning, well, we're still
trying to figure that out.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Going to go popcorn?

Speaker 8 (23:05):
Yeah, top always. But see, I'm kind of thinking like
a late harbor night would be nice, have a little white.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
For a meal before I'm going.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I'm getting all my snacks from the supermarket and sneaking
the man.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm not paying those.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Movie prices ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, honestly it's ridiculous. Are they are the ticket prices
more for Taylor Swift?

Speaker 8 (23:26):
Again, no information on that, I imagine not. I think
when we went to see the eras to a movie
and cinemas, it was like normal pricing. Well, they did
like a deal, like you could get a glass of
Shampas with your ticket. So it was like a little
bit more.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Okay, you know what, I'll pay whatever.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. They could
like double the prices and the Swifties will pay. So
there was a package deal of a Shampas and a tailor.
They need to do more package deals for movies you're
going to go see, like the new John Work.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
It's a John Work in Nina stay.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, and you can check the Ninja start at the
movie to that.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Now, this is the difference between menimom.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
We want Ninja stars, we want.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Plays flesh Born and Haley play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Somebody's hit on TikTok the Old Navy dressing where Old
Navy is like a clothing store a chain in America.
I don't want it called. I don't know what you'd
like in it too. I don't know, it's just a
label's name. Okay, I don't know what you'd like in
it to here, But hallnd Stein's has called because it
was started by the Helenstein's right, Yeah, and Old Navy
was started by was that old Navy clothes?

Speaker 6 (24:41):
After mate, I could ask Chat. You can ask Chat,
you can. It took up a little carbon dioxide for
the for the show. Well yeah, every chat?

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Yet?

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Why is Old Navy called Old Navy? Old Navy?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
In nineteen ninety four, Gap wanted to launch You're cheap
and more accessible clothing chain than its main brand.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
The original working name was Gap Warehouse.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
That just sounds like a warehouse full of gaps between things,
and so they when the Gap executive sort of a
bar in Paris called Old Navy Cafe and thought the
name had the right ring to it, they took the name.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
For the new stores Boom I wanted to be Old
Navy Clothes. Well it wasn't Boom.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Well aren't they've I guess launched AI changing rooms and
basically you go in there with you pick out like whatever,
t shirts, jeans, whatever you want to try on. You
go in and it scans or knows what clothes you've got,
and then the screen in the changing room will give
you like the different fits other things to go with it,

(25:43):
and it can through and stuff or does it scan
your body and show you what you look like without
actually putting it on?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Well I don't know, because she as soon as she
walks in and puts the clothes there.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
It knows automatically whether it's RFI tags, it's those tags,
and then it just basically you can shuttle through and
try different options and then if you want to try
something else, different sizes, so and then it will alert
the assistant to bring you the thirty two. Yes, because
I nothing's better than.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
How are you going in there.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Crying?

Speaker 6 (26:12):
Cry the fittings all out? It's going to be thirty two?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, I think your sizes are wrong. Yeah, your size
are wrong. Yeah, stupid international, I'm going to need a
thirty four. But it's I'm definitely a thirty two. Last
summer's the thirty two.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Yeah, So I don't know's there's a camera in there though,
watching you like it feels like camera. It feels like
there's a camera in there, and who gets to see you.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
My average changing room experience is go to rack, pick
a size thirty two or sode thirty four, size thirty six,
take them all in. Try the thirty four first because
it's in the middle, and that's kind of where I said. Yeah,
and if it's bagging thirty two, if it's too thirty six,
grab one say to that I don't want.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
These to that one. Yeah, see you later. They're like,
you can get two of these for like ten more dollars.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
I'll be like, sweet, we'll get me a blue one
or a black one, whatever the opposite of it's gone.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Do you know what I reckon? This would be a
good selling little pole.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Do you guys, when you try on heaps of clothes,
do you leave them in the changing rooms.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
And walk out or do you go and put them
back of course? Or do you put them to the
person the person at the front. I'm like, I don't want.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
These, but these I do, and they always put them back.
Do you put them back on the hangers? Or do
you just skip them to them? No good, because I
don't do the hangers right. I don't know how they
do pants.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
But I hate when you go to grab something and
you can tell someone's tried it on and put it
back and they've done a horrible job.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Ever put it on Eve put on like a jeans
and they've been a little bit Warm've tried the mine,
they walked around in them, they've kind of stunked them
up a little bit. These jeans, literally, I think I
must they must have hung them up and then I
walk into the store to peck it up and put
it on, and then you're like, these aren't these aren't
hanging cong warmth?

Speaker 6 (27:51):
There No, there was no, there was no.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Resid No, it was just residual hate. Yes, there was
a remaining hate from the boo bottocks crotch area. But
then that also makes me think how much dead skin cells.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Are on the morning just made my brickfat.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
Yo getting special K, Special K otherwise skin cells.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Also just a minor update, just went to the female bathroom.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Are shelves back? You're going to shove with it? Well,
we've all got shelves and that why do we need
shelves and toilets?

Speaker 8 (28:22):
Beg shels?

Speaker 6 (28:24):
Okay, it's not big enough for a minute. We've got hooks,
so we need a We've got hooks.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
We should have hooks and that I thought we had
hooks on the storm we wore because I.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Should put my jacket on the ground when I do,
What are you taking a jacket to be able to
special If I went home? Sometimes I'll take the T
shirt off the post because it's like working.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Out on Calvin's got to eat a special K. Also,
why are you still eating special and you're my mum
plays it MS Fletchforn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
It is so silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
That s.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
A question for those in long term relationships since the
little pole today.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
When was the last time you had an adult fun times?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
We gave you the options A in the last two days,
B within the last week, C it's been a few weeks,
D more than a month with obviously the same person, right, yeah,
well you're in a long term relationship.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
It was implied but not stated. It was implied, but
Monday wasn't stated.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
When is the last time he had adult fun times?
The most popular result is in the last two days.
We asked us on the weekend, Yeah we did. It
could have been Friday night, Saturday night. Yeah, true, it
could have been Saturday morning, Sunday morning, just before.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Church of course.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Also, what did we class as a long term relationship?
That's what I was thinking. It'd be interesting to know
we had said ten years plus year, ten years plus
or five years plus. Yeah. So the second most probably
was twenty six percent. Within the last week. More than
a month was at twenty three percent, and it's been
a few weeks nineteen pretty even spread across the board

(30:15):
from thirty two to nineteen, you know, sitting there around Yeah, huh,
well should we hit some feedback? Yeah, let's steal it,
set some feedback. Rebecca said, Honestly, we schedule it. It
takes so much pressure out of the relationship just after
to three times a week, but just after to three
times a week minimum.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
Doesn't that like? Shd you like? This feels so sixy?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Is it always like Monday, Wednesday, Friday? Or do you
go like every second day? So it changes because of
the seven day week. So you go Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
But then what if you're feeling it and it's not
one of your days. Bonus Bonus day, Bonus day. Power ball, Yeah,

(30:57):
bonus ball, a couple of balls anyway, moving on to
the next one.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Um, I've lost my plans like a little bit.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
You've got to be carried away with the Alexander said,
had a baby's going to be a long time before
my husband's welcome down there.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Yeah, okay, right, that's that's kind of fair enough.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Another Rebecca, we live in Europe and it's just been
too hot Oh, yeah, I have in Europe, and that
more active is you're in Europe and everyone's hot. So ever,
it's a bit like so the weather's hot and the
people are hot. Yeah, sweetiness, Yeah, sweaty buddies rubbing together.
A couple of power balls and they've got a big
power in Europe, got a big power. They give away

(31:35):
like a billion dollars a couple of power balls and
Nifel tarraf. You know, Sam said, been together five years
and just broke our longest dry spell of eight days.
Oh wow, eight days after five years. That's pretty good.
That's the longest time over five years is eight days.
That's pretty amazing because you'd think it would be calm.
I mean, it's a common problem that people have in

(31:56):
A common complaint, yes, people have in long term relationships.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Yeah, is that they don't get it enough.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
Joe.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Joe said, I get up at six am when the
toddler wakes, and the husband likes to stay out late.
After the toddler goes to bed, I go to the gym,
cook dinner and do all the housework, and the husband games.
There's no time romances did I would say, to be honest,
it sounds like husband needs to pick up one of those,
maybe while you're cooking down and he could do the housework. Yeah,
then there's time. Then there's going to be a gap
before you're too tired and go to bed. There's gonna

(32:23):
be a little window. Make it a leve, quick cuddle,
little smirch. Of course you post quite away and shower.
You've got to vital. No one wants to you're an
in retractive fiction and being. He can game and you
can sleep. I'm not here to solve your problems, but.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
I will do it. Sounds like you just solve their problem.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I just solve your problem, Joe, and alone cost you
one thousand dollars. Yeah, so like he's playing games. Get
off your game, dude. Yeah, dude, she's.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Why not too bad? Yeah? And is she keen though
she didn't sound keen at any stage?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Yeahs from both sides. Yeah, Juliet says, I'm doing long
distance at the moment. If satisfied pro two accounts, then
I change my vote to the last two days.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
I mean, yeah, yeah, I'll accept it. Also, how do
you do that? Eh, You've got to and then I
think you just get on.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
I meant the long term relationship, the long distance, long term. Yeah,
that's tough. Please keep this anonymous. It's been six years
and I have no idea why I've stopped trying to initiate,
because the rejections have made myself a seame, self a
steam tank. I've tried to talk to him about it
and never wants to talk about it and says it
isn't a.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Problem, a problem, your problem, that's a joint problem.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
That that's not good. Hmmm.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I don't have a I don't have a one thousand
dollars solution on the spot for this one. This seems
like that sounds like a go to counseling case. Yeah, definitely,
it's definitely a problem. Or try something, um, try a
little romantic. But then imagine if you like, booked a
little romantic weekend away in one of those cute airbnbs.
You know, we're talking and then he take you there

(34:01):
and he's just like, okay, good night, just like, oh god,
this is how fears happened. No, I'd say, I'd say,
admission to the weekend is you know this, this sign
this contract? Oh okay, yeah, mummy's getting some right, Okay,
Mummy wants a truth Yeah, if you.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Go through a lawyer for that, I'm going to get it.
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it legally. But
the money.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
He wanted to have adult fun times before the Warriors
versus Panthers game, and I said no because I wanted
to have an app Oh, and then afterwards they lost,
and then of course no man can after a Warriors.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
No man's in the mood after the mood after that.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah, all blacks, black Ferns, Warriors.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Few losses on the Trots.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah, but if your boner is sports dependent, i'd say
it's pretty tough tough gard at the moment. Yeah, Twice
in the last two days. Baby, I'm literally on faire Wow.

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Good stuff.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yeah, it's great again. It's like a one year relationship. Yeah,
I don't know, that's not a ten years.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
Sure might.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Bronnie says, yes, that, baby. He's a way every second
week for work. If you're minus off a week of
the month for the flow, yeah, plus the two alternate
weeks he's not here. We're going to make the most
of the days we're in the same city.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Yeah. Nice, but we're going to make the most of
the days we're in the same city and not bleeding.
I mean totally. I can't disagree with that. Great weight
with words.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Two kids are undertoo. The only heavy breathing in this
house is from the teething baby.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
That baby's not gonna be teething forever though.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Yeah, it's going to have a full set of teeth
one day and you're gonna be able to go back
to making life.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
And Natalie said in the last day, because if you
ever had six, what a fantastic way to end the day.
It's fantastic. And it's a great way to start the day. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
And and and I'd say book, I'd say right in
the middle of it too. I'd drive a wedge in
the day for it. Yeah, just a great way to
pass some time. You know, we're all on here on
this bit of rock hurtling through space.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Yeah, you know, why not? Why not?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
So silly little pul Today we said if you're in
a long term relationship, when was the last time you
had adult times? And thirty two percent of you the
most popular response was in the last two days play
Zim's fletchborn Well, South Island. It's a bit of a
telling off for you because there is a problem is
South They a little spank span. Well, no, you're not
allowed to smack the South Island anymore, or the North

(36:17):
Island or kids. You're allowed to make Stewart Island though,
because he's into it. Yes, Stuart Island's nor.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
So.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
The number of pit turtles that have been found in
waterways across the South Island is increasing and there are
concerns that they establish a wild damn.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
And well it's more the impact they have on native
plants and other animals. And I'm saying because you know
who did this, Pablo Escoba. Yes, he imported like a zoo.
I mean it was once one of the real world's
richest people. Yeah, imported all these animals, exotic animal and
then when it all went excuse the term tests up
for him, I mean shot dead on a rooftop. Yeah,

(36:57):
and bo guitar h Median media. And then when they
came to they didn't know what to do. They just
opened the thing and let them out. And these happos
established like this, yeah colony, and they're not even native
to it's wild and so yeah, big problems there. But
so the South Island's only dedicated turtle rescue service, who
knew that was a thing or is even needed. Is

(37:19):
already a capacity. It has taken in more than one
hundred strays in the last week. The weirdest part about
the turtle rescue unit. It's a giant ratman, right, and
the turtle unit is in a karate dojo.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Yeah, I'm thinking. And then Ninja turtles training.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Them and he's kind of like he keeps pouring different
chemicals on them, hoping to you take them.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
So apparently the problem is that people get these turtles
as pets and then they're like this is still alive,
or it's boring or it's too hard or whatever, and
then they just go out into the.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Just set them free. Set them free. Turtles live forever.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
The red is why turtles are bad pits. According to Okay,
salmon alla risk. So they carry salmonawa, do they and
not the dump not the good No, not the fair
friddies drop either. So you're handling them, you've gotta be
super careful with your hygiene. Special habitats they require large
aquariums or outdoor ponds. Well in New Zealand, you shouldn't
be having them an outdoor ponnd because they're a stapy

(38:20):
temperature control. They need proper heating. Otherwise they get sick,
they get shell rope, they get weak bones. They getting fixing.
There's gonna be filtration. Uh.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
And they live a long time. That's the thing. People
forget about it now. They hibernate as well.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
That forgets cold enough. Yeah, they go yeah, and people
think they did, so theyry them and then months later
the turtle's like.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
You buried me alive?

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah, horrible, Yeah didn't Cohen. Doesn't your mum have or
had a turtle?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:45):
She still does, she still does.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
What's what's great? Great terrible name for a turtle?

Speaker 8 (38:50):
Grace Jones?

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Hello, she's not a toot. You can't say she's a turn.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
That's our last name.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
It makes sense, Grace John's. Her last name is John.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Why not clicking would have gone Casey Jones because he
was associated with the Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
That's just off the top of my head right now.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
Ninja Turtles so bad.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
You don't know how the Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Every generation has had an iteration of the Ninja Turtles
from nineteen eighty seven till now.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
Doesn't mean every single person's watched it anyways.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
This is you're familiar with the Ninja turtles. Okay, yeah, yes,
So we have a turtle.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
Her name is Grace. Honestly, she's been in our lives
pre MEI even being born.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
Wow, how old is this turtle?

Speaker 8 (39:27):
I would honestly say, like thirty.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Is it a dry turtle or does it have an
aquatic habitat? What do you mean as opposed to a
week turtle?

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Turtles and dry turtles.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
She lives outdoors. She lives in one of those seashell
kids paddling pools. It's buried into the grid.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
And filled with water, and she never leaves nap.

Speaker 8 (39:46):
She's got Oh there's like a little fence around her,
but she wouldn't even try. She's over thirty.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
She's just chilling.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
She's just chilling.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
She's always She's just a millennial turtle. You will tell
them that she's got a side part. Your mum got
this turtle because somebody didn't want Chad.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
Oh, Mom's just text me thirty seven thirty.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Seven, Wow, this was You're basically a rescue turtle as well. It.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
Yeah, so my mom's sister, my auntie, I.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Slept with someone I'm older than Carla's turtle flitch. Yes
you have yes really yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah, we should use that as a litmus test from
now on.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
Someone older than turtle before Grace and after Grace b
g ag. Yes, how did she end up with it?

Speaker 8 (40:36):
She ended up with Grace after my auntie was being
what are you try?

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Difficult?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
No?

Speaker 8 (40:43):
No, she was being a woed courted by a man
and he said, here have a turtle, not knowing that
I didn't want a turtle.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Did he buy the turtle or was it her hand?
Was he sick of the turtle as well?

Speaker 8 (40:53):
I don't I don't know actually how he came turtle
to get the turtle. But my mum is the animal
one out of the two sister and so she was like, oh,
take the turtle, probably not realizing.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
That they're still going to have thirty seven year commitment.
Yeah crazy, This is why people are getting rid of them.
But so your Monm's in and this is what we
wanted to talk about this morning. How did you end
up with a pit? It means did you to be
the pit's new parents? Parents always get the kid's pits.
They move out of home, they get a dog or
a cat, and then they move home and then the

(41:23):
parents are like, no, he's not leaving. Yeah, yeah that,
Or they get a dog and then they're like I've
decided to do by oe and the parents like what
about the dog.

Speaker 6 (41:31):
Well, here's the good news, you dog. You've got a
dog now. Yeah. Or maybe in a relationship you broke
up and the cat liked you more, so you got
the cat. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Or maybe you were in a flat and the people
who owned the cat moved out and the cat was
just like, cats don't move, I just stay here. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Or maybe the neighbors cat liked you more and now
it's your cat.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
This is what maybe like me last week and you
wake up and there are four cows on your lawn
and you're like, how the did you get here? Eventually
we found the person that I don't all right, they're
just gone for a walk, and decided I would have
I would have quickly put one of those in my freezer.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
It was on. It was like, what do you mean
four cows? It was only ever three?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Well, this isn't how did a pit end up in
your freezer? This is how did a pit end up
you and your life? I went hunter and dance and
would love to take your call now We want to
know how you ended up with a pit. Maybe because
somebody couldn't handle the pit, Like everybody getting rid of
these turtles in the South Island. It's bad, it's bad.
Turtles are for life. Well, pizza for life as well. Yeah,

(42:31):
and people forget some of the have shorter lives than others. Yeah,
you know some messages in on people that did it.
I fostered five kittens and their mum. We ended up
keeping four cannons. This I could how do you give
up a beautiful like dog? I couldn't do that because
I'd just be like, Oh, this one's real cute and
it's friendlines's cuddly.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
I'll just keep it. I'd do it all the time.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
So I went out for a girly branch with my
besties and left my husband with the kids and an
errand list. When I came home, I couldn't get through
the front door because there were so many boxes for
an aquarium for a bearded dragon. He had acquired a
bearded dragon no consultation and no consultation.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
That's how I ended up with a bearded dragon? Amy,
How did you end up with a pet?

Speaker 9 (43:22):
Morning, guys?

Speaker 4 (43:22):
I we brought a little farm leaps gest rations, but
zero musty.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
That's actually the farm lit motto, zero money.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
We just managed to kind of going to take to
fifty bucks.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
So they were our starts.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
But we had good friends home, moved out north and
decided to get us as a wedding presence quite unquote three.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Sheep and a ran. So so you've got you've got
like endless sheep now, because that's how it works. Oh
don't they just multiplier. But you've gotta be.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Careful those little ones don't mate with their dad, because
then you get mutant sheep that could kill us all.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
You get mutant mints as well. You don't want great
wedding present though, Amy or not, no is there.

Speaker 8 (44:11):
You've got to share them.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
And yeah, that's why people don't recognize these cute animals.
They take a little maintenance.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Yeah, Amy, thank you, Taylor. How did you end up
with a pet?

Speaker 10 (44:22):
Morning?

Speaker 6 (44:22):
Good morning morning?

Speaker 7 (44:24):
So I was in a vet clinic and we get
lots of things dropped in all the time, and one
day some lady.

Speaker 9 (44:31):
Brought in a box and it had this turtle in it.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
We don't really know what to do with it, so
we kind of put it in a cat little box
with some water, and we found the owners and they
said that they didn't want it anymore because it keeps escaping.

Speaker 10 (44:43):
So do you do what?

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Hell, when you work at events, people do they just
abandon animals.

Speaker 7 (44:52):
Quite recently, yeah, quite a lot.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Yeah that's crazy.

Speaker 7 (44:55):
Yeah, so frustrating, yeah yeah yeah, and then we have
to find them homes. But yeah, so no, we had
this turtle. No one know what to do with it.
And I sent a picture to my dad and he said, oh, well,
my cousin had a turtle when he was growing up
and fell in love with this turtle. So I took
it home and now yeah, he has that at his home.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
The turtle.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Yeah, because it was abandoned. What kind of turtles? Did
you know?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
What?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
The turtles I don't like, Taylor, I know, Fletch, your
opinion of the long neck turtles are yuck? Oh yeah,
snake's pretending to be a turtle. Snake's wearing a turtle shower.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Like it's like I'm going to trick them all because
I'm lovable, because I'm a snake, I'm going to pretend
to be a turtle. Taylor, thanks asking now how you
ended up with a pet because people are abandoning turtles
in the South Island, heaps of them and the and
they're no good for the waterways. Yeah, they're no good.
Some messages in on how you ended up with a pet.
I got a kitten at six weeks old when I
was floating. Mum came to visit and yelled, you know,

(45:53):
I'm going to end up with his cat. Fast forward
thirteen years. I've got my own place, but my cat
still lives with her mum. Oh found my cat and
a plastic rubbish bin when she was three days old.
She'd been wrapped in a plastic bag and thrown out
in her room.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
Now and the rest of history. How can people do that?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
And it's terrible. How can people do it because plastic bags?
I had to come by these days? Yeah, like we
have bas just don't hold a cat, said they get
the plastic bag from That was dark My parents were
given It was dark ten years ago. My parents were
given a fifty year old turtle. So now by my masts,
that's a sixty year old turtle. Yeah. It was a
friend of theirs and lived at their business. But when
it had to shut down, they needed somewhere for it

(46:29):
to go. The business was a massage parlor. I bet
this turtle sent some things.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
That turtle. That turtle is shell shocked. Do you think
get Yeah, good from you? Good from you? The tea
and PTSD stands for a turtle.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
When I was at bed school, a cat turned up
on our doorstep and never left. I think she knew
I was a veskirl. Yeah, husband's exen, you can take
the dog while I look for a new house. That
was three years ago. The dog still here. Definitely prefers us.
Also recently received a kitten via a cat distribution service.
By that, I mean it traveled seventeen kilometers inside a
cherry picker at husband's work and then had nowhere to go,

(47:06):
and we were just waiting for it to leave, and
it never has.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
It's yours now.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
My ex brought me a rabbit. It was left at
the front door in a brown box. The experceeded to
dump me about a month later. The rabbit must have
been a pity present. Turned out to be a feral
brat but my mum one day, so Mum, Mum made
me re home.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
The pit the rabbit.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Okay, so now see the bitter story would be if
the person who now has that rabbit from the rehoming
rang in. Yeah, I told us this story of texting.
My daughter was a vet student of Parts the North
Riscue of Motherless Lamb. I lived with her wearing NAPPI
is inside, didn't want to eat and we had to
drive there from Queenstown to dog created home. And now
it's chomps what I don't think it's not That's not

(47:44):
how it ended. I went back to Queen's delicious mint. Yeah, yeah,
chop my husband we ended up with an ol packer. Oh,
husband was passed off. We didn't have enough grass. But
now his best friend is an old baker. Really they've gone.
Those would be re hoped so much because people buy
them because they look cute and then they're like pains

(48:04):
and they scream and they sound like those monkeys off
the second Hunger Games movie.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yes, I'm haunting to wake up to plays it MS
Fletchborne and Haley plays it MS. Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
George is in Georgia. Does today show killed It? Big
News Georgia. Vaughan Smith Vaughn Allan Smith may be coming
under retirement.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
So you know for those of new listeners to the show.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
For the last ten years, I've been a grumpy old man,
happily settled into that, happily just leaned quite heavily into that.
And when a music festival releases its lineup, I say
things like, never bloody hurt any of them.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
That's what I say.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
In the last twelve months, I've re entered my girly
pop ere I have listened to Sabrina and New Sabrina
Carpenter's new album Top to Bottom twelve times.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
A picture of this I Chapel romas easily.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
My most listened to artists last year, and I think
will easily be one of the top.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Too, because I think Benson Boone's making a solid part.
He's so incredible live, He's so good.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
I would see the Boon Yeah the news last week
while you were away six born that the Lane Way
Lane and.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
I saw the poster and I was like, I know
that artist. I know that artist. I know that artist.
I know that pink panthers. I'm very excited.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
They should be illegal.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
This is this is whild that vard is so excited
for a music festival.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
You wouldn't have caught vardon did trying to think.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
The last music fistle I winter was probably the bigged
out at Western Springs and twenty At the start of twenty.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Fourteen, you've gone to concerts, so but just not festival. Yeah,
but poor. By the end of that the social battery depleted.

Speaker 8 (49:41):
I was in front of you at Dual Leafer and
I could just see.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
I could see that I was having a great time
at Dual Leafer. But at the end came.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
I was reading at home.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
I was reading this most tired. It was late. It's
a big day for Vaughn. Big day.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
But so the news now that one of your favorite
artists Chapter will play it Laneway pre sales tomorrow. By
the way, all those details zeit him online. You're you're
going to come with the group two lane way. This
is incredible. I can't not see her live, absolutely not.

Speaker 8 (50:09):
I've got this feeling he's going to take that day
off work in the morning just to prepare fleet.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Actually, I know we're doing sparkles around the eyes.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Obviously we thought we thought we could get you some
gen Z festival help.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
I was thinking, should I go gen Z mustache as well? Mustache.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
The big thing is the micro short, so the little
short were a little cheeks out in a high boot, and.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
I could wear my stets in for the guys. Am
I wearing a mesh singlet with.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
You could do like the black duct tape, you know,
like with a mesh micro short, maybe a cheetahprint. Dare
I say cowboy boot?

Speaker 4 (50:51):
What about some big fishnet stocks? Yeah, I don't even
like ripped a little bit because.

Speaker 8 (50:57):
You're honestly starting to sound like that picture of Patrick
Staff from Spongeboble.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Yeah, post alone in these early days, you need to
get change the field with me.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Past dangerfield with an interesting mix of clothing video where
we drissed you up.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Yeah, and it could be like you know those secret
you know we did one recently.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Fletch folded a piece of paper into three and he
drew the head and Hailey drew the body.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
And I drew the.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Goodness begs the ass.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
That's so wow.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
I just I know some micro shorts will do you good.

Speaker 8 (51:38):
I reckon Bloomers, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Shorts, Yeah, wow. I'm just excited to see worn at
a music festival. It's just going to be incredible to watch.

Speaker 6 (51:51):
You'll make chair right?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Can I wear foam air parks because you can it
will get you some proper ones that nuzzle in there
so it doesn't look weird. I was gonna I don't
know one my iPad and just play roadblocks in the corner.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
You'll be no reception.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Baby, you can't missage anyone.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
And the thing is as well is we have to
work the morning of Laneway, so we're going to have
been up since four a m. And check probably won't
come on into about.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
We're going to need some nose back to studying.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Ye need.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
Yeah, it's going to be a long day.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
But then the next day is a day off in
a long weekend, but also.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
My daughter's fourteenth birthday. So Dad can't turn up and
his stuff in the corner. Dad embarras is your dad? Okay,
No he's not. He hasn't been for a while.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Play him splitch thorn and taily Well.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Thanks to tektok and social media, gen z has become
air and they have become nostalgic for water beds U
the nostalgic bedroom item from the eighties and nineties when
they were most popular. I remember growing up some friends
parents had them or and I think maybe someone I
knew in the early two thousand and said one as

(53:17):
a joke or the late nineties.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Maybe I feel like.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
The people who heard water beds probably also like got
into swinging. It just felt they had some sexual desires
that were just outside of the traditional and I'm a
yuck there. For those that don't know, it was basically
a bed base, I guess it was. But they had
to have sides right, Yes, Yes, there was a rubber
bladder inside a heavily sided bed, and then you were

(53:40):
with water, put your sheets over, yes, and then you'd
move yes, like I remember getting on some and you'd
be like, oh, this is this would be weird to sleep.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
Surely it's not good for your back.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
So the earliest and the earliest no One is from
three and a half thousand BC and Persia they would
make water beds out of goat skins filled with water,
laid in the sun to warm because it got cold overnight.
I'd warm up during the day and the water would
hold the temperature.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Some water beds would also do that. You can think, yeah,
my uncle.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Had a would have been growing up and I had
had an electric blanket function sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Oh no, that's a bit gross.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
So then and eighteen thirty three a Scottish physician invented
a hydrostatic bed, which is basically a water bed, to
reduce bed saws in the sick because it moved, the
pressure wouldn't be on the same part of the body
of the entire time. Also, if you're always in bed.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
The shoulders, the back. Yeah, their beds all right.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
And then a guy in nineteen sixty eight kind of
took it as liquid support for human bodies, and in
the seventies and eighties, just due to marketing, the bed
of the sexual revolution would have been to free love
and counterculture.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
I'm always like tossing and turning though, like I'll always
change from sleeping on my stomach to my side and
it would slash toilet. It's like sleeping on a giant
wine cooler. Yeah, flatter, yeah, basically, So they made up
twenty percent of all mattress sales in the late nineteen
eighties in the US.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Millions were sold every year. Wow our water beds.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
But the practical problems were when you filled up the
King's Eyes water bed, it weighed like for every letter
of water that was in there was a kg of course,
so it.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
Could wig up to a tom.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
How many people had accidents where the bladder would split,
tiny puncture meat, soggy carpets, and they were energy hungry
because they needed heaters to stay comfortable. Otherwise they get
really cold in winter and they were quite expensive to
heat that water and heated.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
And then people got.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Motion sickness to if they bore on about trying it,
because you get motion sickness on boats. Yeah, so you'd
be no good to take a sea legs every night
before bed. Now our gen Z's do you feel this
nostalgia for the water bed?

Speaker 5 (55:54):
My parents had one until about twenty fifteen.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
What are you serious?

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Yeah, and it was so cool.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
They had their like cool one with the electric and
so every night they'd be like, turn on the water
bed they would heat it up.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
Was that left over from the eighties or nineties?

Speaker 4 (56:10):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (56:11):
It's just was my whole life they always had a
water bed.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
So because I've d you've just googled.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
I've just googled Arlie Express, get out Arlie Express, Ari
Express one thousand, one hundred and forty six dollars. Although
the other ones there's a water bed here and Iomax
one hundred percent waveless water bed just underd ten thousand
dollars ay, and then there's someone for two and a
half two thousand, three hundred.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
As a kid, it was so fun, but there were
struct rules.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Well I was saying, yeah, I murmured my uncle's being cool,
but it was only because you weren't allowed on it. Well,
and it was that forbidden thing. It's like when there's
a locked room at your grandparents house and you're like,
what's in there? They're like, none of your business, and
you're like, I must oh.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
It was so cool. Yeah, but like whenever would be
allowed and it was like it was a real water
because some of me moved.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
It was like such a yees to move.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Because some of these mattresses that you can buy that
are water waveless. Water mattresses look like it's a mattress
full of a whole kind of a lot of technology
and foams and stuff, and you felt you put water
in maybe, but like I don't know, that's.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
What somebody said. The bladder was full of fine rubble
and there it would be growing up and you just.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Filled it up with water, right, So there was a
little bit of that maybe waveless thing.

Speaker 8 (57:27):
But if you're getting a water bed. Why do you
want it to not move? Just get a normal bed then?

Speaker 9 (57:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
True, yeah, I here some feedback, okay, some feedback on
the text machine.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
H morning.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Water been great warm and winter great for power bill,
but cool in summer. No resistance when pushing down. Not
so much fun for fun times. Mate filled it up
before realizing you couldn't open the closet door, and then anyway, I.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Had to drain it.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Yeah, and a cat once junk cats. Oh yeah, cats
are kneading on the thing making their biscuits. Yeah, floors
go through.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
There are people listening now that actually have somebody. We
had to have dad bird the water bed.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Yes, we had to do that. They would every so
often air would.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
Build up, they get gassy gas. I remember.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
I don't know how, but I remember we would have
to open it and just like let a little.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Bit out the valve in one of the top corners.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Yeah, it was like by the pillow.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
Oh, you wouldn't want that under you if you appearances.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
I wonder if I could have it. I wonder what.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
No, you can't even for the couching, So I guess
it's probably a bit weird to sleep in your parents
marital bed.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Right, your parents marital water bit as well.

Speaker 6 (58:40):
You know what they've done in there dead ms fledg
Vaorn and Haley. Fat of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Do do do?

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Do well? This week?

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Expected the day? Famous units of measurements specific to an item.
I was gonna do wine today, but I might say
that for when he is back. I really like the
wine'spect tomorrow's tomorrow. Well, I might switch Tuesdays for Monday, okay,
lovely days. Fact of the day is about the specific
unit of measurements for butter, for example, a furkin of butter,
a fur Would you like to buy a furkin of butter? Sir?

Speaker 6 (59:23):
How much is the forty five kilograms?

Speaker 8 (59:26):
Now?

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Now I go for eight or nine? Eight or nine
for that's for a five hundred grammar.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Yeah, so that would mean there would be fifty and
a furkn So you're looking at four hundred dollars for
a ferkin of butter.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
Jeez, that's at eight dollars. That's cheap butter. Who would
buy a furkin like a Gross's or it.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
Was like the butter trade. So it was a Dutch
It meant a fourth part. It was a quarter of
a barrel. It was a furkin. It comes from Duracon.
I speak Dutch, as you've just seen, and so for
Durricorn and the Dutches and Dutch people going around for
record and I want to try that thing with the
ear pods because I'm just twenty six. Yeah, so I

(01:00:06):
want to try that. Okay, Well, let's got a profession
ail after the show. I was going to wait until
one of my friends comes around that speaks a different
language one way, just to I don't know, just to
try it out and private. Rather than we could go
to a message, we could go to a massage place
and get a couple Oh my god, and hear what
they're saying about what they're saying about, just have my
ear pods in booty licious bodies.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
But if you life translate, you start crying. I don't
want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Yeah, I don't want unless they're like, oh I can't
believe I got this dud, and you get to work
and you get to rub the stud then I want
another fat white guy. I can hear that, I can
know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, at what minute into
the sixty minute messages you're going to ask me to
finish them off?

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Disgusting. So a firkin of.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Butter is about twenty five kilograms of butter because it
was it was standardized because it was such a well known.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Way of trading butter. It was quarter of a barrel
of butter from the Dutch.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
From the Dutch, so then it became twenty five kilograms
are about fifty six pounds of butter, and so they
would get that around. That's not the only unit of
measurements specific to butter. A garn of butter is also
how much is that a measurement? The word garn comes
from too garner, to kind of collect, to store, and

(01:01:21):
you a garn of butter would be three point six
kilograms of butter, so again a good chunk of butter
that will cost.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
You these days empty penny.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
So you would that's more of the size of your
baker's As you said, your bakers would go to the
market and buy a garn of butter.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Rather than a fur of butter.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
That's the problem when you do baking at home, you
realize how much stuff you put in a like how
much butter, how much sugar?

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
You know, Oh this isn't good, is it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Though?

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
I mean it's delicious don't get me wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Yeah, but you know, when you just get it from
the bakery, you don't see how it's made, so you
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Yeah, but you can see when they put it in
the takeaway brown bag and that becomes translucent from all
the oil. Yeah, you know, I can't assume it's maybe
got a firkin of butter involved.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Yeah. So today's fact of the day in our specific
units of measurement for a specific item, we dealt with butter,
and we learned butter comes in a furkin and a garm.

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
Fat of the day, day day day day, Do do
do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Play z ms Fleschborn and Haley play z ms Fletchborn
and I want to take some calls now and texts.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
When did you not get the thanks that you think
you deserve?

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Maybe you went like out of your way for a
friend or did something for someone and you were like, oh,
really acknowledge it, right? Maybe maybe a gift, yeah, a
little thank you gift, Maybe a little thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Maybe you didn't even get a thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:02:55):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
And the reason we talk about this is because a
doctor and I believe the girls you will know this
guy the Botched. This is the Botch A little bit
of uh Terry Dubro yep, brow didn't he also do
the show where they took away ugly people and did
surgery on them and brought them back and they were like,

(01:03:15):
you're gorgeous now you that like that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Like beautiful era of two thousands TV.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Remember that when it was like yeah, and the start
of the show was like, look at this buck tooth
classes wearing. We're going to drop one hundred thousand dollars
worth of some of the most invasive surgery nowt man.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
Yeah, they were going to follow cool, that would be
a great docco.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
The American one was called the Swan because it was
like the Ugly, the Ugly Darkling and they come back
to swine. Yeah, he was on that before I was
on Botch and now he fixed botched plastics right well,
Doctor Terry was out with his wife here though, who
was also a reality start.

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
Yeah, she's on Real House of Orange County, one of
my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Yes, and they were in Beverly Hills eating at mister
Chow on Thursday night. Mister Chow, Yeah, I looked that up.
That's a that I would sounds like in use him
we do things a little different.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
That's the spout.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Well just says you'd spell chowse h w yeah yeah.
And this is in Bible Hills, Beverly Hill. So he
went out on Thursday night and apparently a woman choked
on her food in the restaurant and he saved her life.
A well doctor and he was he was there and
Bristom plan and then he said, oh, these these could
do it with Yeah. The heme, look, yeah, come and

(01:04:31):
see me next week. And anyway, so something was stuck
in her throat. He did the Heimlich maneuver and got
that out and saved this woman's life from choking.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
And he said that I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
He was asked about this a couple of days later
when it came to like TMZ and the news's attention, uh,
and he said, oh, I didn't even like the woman
didn't even pay for my meal or the restaurant didn't
even offer their free dinner, you know, like he had
to pay his dinner bill.

Speaker 6 (01:04:57):
And he's like, I mean, I don't think I don't
think he is that, like, doesn't he.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
One hundred and twenty five American dollars per guest for
first seating at six pm. If you want to go
at the nine pm seating, it's two hundred and fifty
dollars per person just to set menu, okay, which sounds okay,
But you can only get a choice of glaze prawns
with walnuts, mister chow noodles, chicken sarte filet mignong and
Welsh scallion water dumpling. That's your first course and your

(01:05:23):
second ones to get a choice of fresh live lobster
with ginger marm andg yon.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Sauted sea bass with treffle of velvet chicken. That's not true.
And then and then again the one to describe as
of course you would wants to get out of the tank.

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
What that means is that when you get a live
I think so. Then so then you get the dessert
is four peteete a sort of dessert.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
One of those places you're getting tired, But everyone's on
his impic over there anyway, so you don't need to.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
In and out. I just looked at where its on
the and then that it's not too far. Oh yeah,
go for in and out on the way home.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Out of the two hundred and fifty dollars a person,
So he's like he's like the restaurant didn't even give
him like a discount or anything for saving this woman's life.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
He was on the clock.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
They should have given him some.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Yeah, it should be in the Hyppocratic oath. I will
not share rules about each other. I will save people
and get free lunch. Like it just feels like a
part of the game.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
Yeah, well, this is what we wanted, say, nine hundred
dollars dinner, and that doesn't include drinks. Okay, So maybe
he was like a bit like aggrieved that they didn't
at least give him a discount for saving one of
their diners' lives. Well, this is what we wanted to
ask this morning. Oh, eight hundred DALs at him. You
can text them as well. Nine six nine sex. When
did you not get the thanks you deserve? Maybe you
expected a gift, maybe you went over and above at work,

(01:06:37):
you didn't even get a thanks or an if we
can if.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
We know one thing, we can never go above and
beyond it work? No, Like, what is it? Will you
do the minimum?

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
What's that term for it? That gen z?

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
We just tacking your boxes. You don't do anybody else's work, Okay.
Oh eight hundred dance at Emerson number nine six nine six.
When did you not get the thanks you deserve? I
want to know now why you didn't get the thanks
you deserved? Because a doctor saved a woman's life. This
is doctor Terry from the reality show Bonched. Yeah, didn't
get anything or he didn't get a free lunch when

(01:07:10):
he saved Dina's life. He thought maybe the person whose
life you save would have been like, I'll get your
I'll get yours.

Speaker 6 (01:07:15):
Yeah, I mean think I.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Don't think he really cares. But so I've just been
doing some calculations. This would have to do one hell
of a meal. Oh yeah, people wondering. I mean it's
Hollywood and the price is a that's insane. So when
did you not get the thanks you deserve? Trestan, good morning,
Good morning your When did you not get the thanks
you deserved?

Speaker 10 (01:07:37):
So this is like I'd say, ten years ago, I
was about sixteen YEP, and my little brother and I
were doing yard work out at our house and my
brother accidentally was cutting weeds by the AC unit and
he cut the power like line to the AC just
completely cutting off all the air conditioning in the middle

(01:07:59):
of a Texas so it was super hot yep. And
I was able to come and splice the wire and
strip it back and fix it and saving my dad
like thousands of dollars in repairs. And he didn't say thanks.
He didn't say anything.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
He didn't acknowledge that you guys broke it though has
broken the one who broke it fixed it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
Yeah, the brother, Yeah, the brother broke it. Yeah, yeah,
you should have got the thanks.

Speaker 10 (01:08:23):
He thought he was going to have to pay hundreds
of dollars to have like an electrician, and the guy
come out and I was like, oh, I know how
to fix it, and so I did it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
And I'm always I'm always looking forward to a teenager
fiddling with something that could eletercute them.

Speaker 7 (01:08:38):
Out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Yeah, if you're like Dad, I could fix that. I'd
be like, I don't like you that much? Sure not,
you said, and then he doesn't even say thanks. I
think it's all lining up to dad didn't really like
his kids. There's crazy Tristan, Thank you so much, Eva,
When did you not get the thanks you deserved?

Speaker 9 (01:08:57):
First of all, long time lesson I was has been feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
One of these is on the horizon all that, and
thank you for part of the show. So when did
you not get the thanks he deserved?

Speaker 9 (01:09:12):
So it was about three years ago.

Speaker 8 (01:09:14):
I had just had my first child. That was all
beautiful and amazing, and then Mother's Day rolled around and
my partner completely forgot anything.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Wow. How many days? I mean, you wouldn't still hold
onto that and then bring that up now, would you?

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
Of course not?

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
How many days was he in the dog box?

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
Quite a few?

Speaker 8 (01:09:41):
I say, how many days?

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Is in three years?

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
Over a thousand? A thousand? We stopped counting. Yeah, yeah,
I ran out of fingers.

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
I think he's got like a toe out.

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
Now did he remember this year's Mother's Day? Of course
he did. He did you forget one? He'll never forget.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
He'll never forget ever again. That's an arm set either,
thank you some messages in Uh, not that I do
it for praise. But I mowed the neighbors bom yesterday.
She turned up and didn't even say thank you. So
that's where I'll be taking my dog to do it dump,
you know. But sometimes so I just if I had
a berm in the neighbors. Sometimes neighbors stopped the moment

(01:10:18):
it looks so bad a little bit just to just
do it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
Just do the yeah, and somebody don't for you. Some
people don't want other people mowing their lawns.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Do it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
If you're doing a good job, do it. Yeah. If
you're not, don't. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Some other messages of when you didn't get thanks. Somebody
left their cash and the ATM on Lantam Lanta keep
a massive stack of cash. I chased them down to
give them the cash. They didn't even say thank you, well,
not even say thank you. I would have given you
a twenty back. Yeah, I would have said thank you
and offered a twenty twenty buck and I wouldn't accept
the twenty if that was me.

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
I worked on the same job fourteen years, didn't get
any acknowledgment at the ten year anniversary, and when I resigned,
zero recognition about my own beef the time that I've
been given a company. And that brings us back to
the sayings we were looking for. It's called acting your wage.
Oh okay, if you're at a work, you're not going
above and beyond your acting your wage. You do what
it takes and what's in your job description for your wage,

(01:11:15):
but you act your wage.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
Well, keep your tickets coming in nine you set a
little good deed and all it is is a fans
So what's the story? And you know what, that's all
it takes. People are not even asking for like a
gift or anything, just to thank.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
You in a little juicy, juicy situation here to start
become a doctor. Helped that on a domestic in New
Zealand flight with a medical emergency. They gave me a
note from the captain saying they would provide legal cover
if I got sued.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
I didn't, So what did you have to do?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Something contraversy like that thing on the movies where they
put a pin in your throat so you can breathe,
or maybe a green in New Zealand?

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Lolly right, I know that's what you're saying. That's why
they needed to track you out of there. Maybe they
lodge lolly yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Um but wait did they get a thank you? Just
just a note saying no one will get sued. Twenty
years ago, I was walking working in Auckland in a
radio show Let's call it Smithy and Carl had a
producer of a sort with a bird problem as a chimney.

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
Chang Hung has been called out.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Here as a chimney sweep. I met the producer at
his house, fixed it all up. He didn't even say thanks.
That went on his behind twenty years later, thank you
very much, thank you very much. And also is there
much Is there much work now for chimney sweeps given
the popularity of heat pumps.

Speaker 6 (01:12:41):
Yes, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
What no.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
I love that people love the fire fire, they love
a fine I think you've got to get it cleaned
every season we have.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Also, wouldn't have been hard for him just to get
a free Britney Spear City from four we.

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
Would have had Aliphunk black Eyed Peace Willingly, so.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Many black eyed peas that is a real shame in
the back catalog pre Fergie as well. Probably Andrea, I'd
like to give that person a prize from two thousand
black Eyed piece Aliphunk CD.

Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
What a great prize. I don't think the elephant came
out to know we've just promised a prize. He's not
going to get a prize, and now he's going to complain.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Years Oh, we're going to find some of that twenty
years old, right, and said, because you know, my mum
still has the mug that we made, the primo mug.

Speaker 6 (01:13:23):
Sea Chang on there traumatized. At the time, they didn't
get Andrea, when did you not get the thanks he deserved?

Speaker 9 (01:13:29):
Well, Hi, guys.

Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
Years ago, I was working as a very hard working
waitress to put myself through university, and the owner of
the restaurant had been on with a group of people.

Speaker 9 (01:13:40):
And when I was clearing the table and wiping the
stakes and everything after that gone, I found a lot
of money witched in the and the cheers.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
A what of money?

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
A hundred dollars? Wow, Bearing in mind that I'm quite old.
So this was back in the late eighties, so six
hundred dollars to a student.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Would have bought a house in gray Lynne Mansion.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:14:06):
Yeah, So I handed the money, and because I was honest,
handed the money to the manager. But I kind of thought,
we might go, that's really cool that the stricken student
has been honest.

Speaker 9 (01:14:20):
Maybe he flipped me fifty or one hundred or something
like that. And all I got back was that that's
given it to the owner. And he said, oh, yes,
it just fell out of my pocket.

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
And that's nothing. Nothing, that's a lie, I reckon, that's
a lie. Nothing. You expect at least something, right.

Speaker 9 (01:14:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just even I thank you would yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Exactly exactly next, and that's why we always keep the
money we find, now.

Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
That's why honest there is certainly not the best policy. Andrea,
thank you some messages in to finish. I'm a country
for my very best friend of thirty years because she
was going through a really bad breakup and had a
few health issues.

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
Did I get thanks?

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
In fact, we fell out and I ended up went
back home again and she has since blocked me.

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
Sounds like she was the problem all along. Yeah, because
you know the old saying, made an asshole in the morning,
you made an arsehole. Meet them all day.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
You're the arsen You're the exactly Yeah. Great, it's a
great saying and a great same. Didn't you get a
thank so? I painted my grandfather's fence. I paid for
the paint and painted. At the end of job, all
he said was, yep, looks good. Yeah. I would have
come back in the middle of the ninety did it
tagged it? Yeah, get back into my tagging roots, Blum.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
I would have blow him on it. Yeah, because Voe
Smoth is blind bloom.

Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
I just realized they did the whole show with my
headphones on backwards, so.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
Well, that means the shows backwards in, isn't it. We're
gonna have to play this in reverse?

Speaker 8 (01:15:40):
We should we speak in reverse and hopefully they'll they'll
work out the other way.

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
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