Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 26th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Ziting Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 3 (00:05):
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Speaker 4 (00:10):
Flee Woan Hailey, Thank you friend. Good morning, Fleach Morn
and Haley. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Happy Friday, Happy Friday.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
You've got some good yarns for us today on the show.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Man do I what? I messaged the group chat being like,
oh god, guys so good. It didn't do much prep
last night. I was a little bit busy, but man,
I have got the yarn of the century.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
When I was told this yarn last night, and if
she's listening now, she'd be like, oh my god, I
cannot believe you're doing this.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Okay, eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
When I was told this yarn last night, See, I
think that might be one of the best yarns I've
ever had.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Little Warren, you haven't run this past us.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, I just want you to hear it. And I
heard it.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah, right, Okay, Well eight o'clock for this apparent yarn
of the century.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, when you've got the top six coming in soon.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, we were just having a good chuckle about the
fact that the energy Minister of Energy and Resources in
New Zealand, the Minister of Energy, his name is Simon Watts.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
That's a measurement of power.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
We see, we did this? Was it last week of
the week before? Does your name match your job?

Speaker 6 (01:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, I don't remember when you were away away?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I got the top six other New Zealand ministers.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It was the Hamburger, the McDonald's. It was the McDonald's
months ago.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Who Hamburger?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
It was within the last month. Yeah, shut up on
can you check that?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Can you check check it? Can you check it? Does
your name job?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
God Friday, bloody attitude from the Bridges women telling them.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
To shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, so I got the top six other New Zealand
ministers that names suit. There he's writing it, as was
typing it as he says that other New Zealand ministers
that name suit their portfolios.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
The third of September.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Months so it was, it was, it was it was literally, Yeah,
a contract time as a construct. I don't adhere to
your rules. I'm a sovereign citizen. Next, I don't need
to drive.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Next on the show, A big day for me yesterday
got a little DM I believe Vorn you also got
a DM. This exciting moment in my career.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Plays z Nslen and Haley.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I don't know why this really tickles me so much
because I'm an award winner, do you know what I mean?
I don't want to warn but I was the answer
of a quiz yesterday. Well I was, I was adjoined
to the answer of a quiz and I got a
DM yesterday being like you've made it. And it was

(02:56):
someone who was doing a pub quiz and the question
was I hosted the the.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
New zeal version of she just saw a picture of herself.
She loses all the details.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm just She's like, it's me.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Wait, you were on the screen? Is it the Great
New Zealand Pump Quiz? Is that the one that the
one that everyone.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Does believe it or not believe it? You believe it
or not?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Great, you're getting the Great Kevy Pub was confused with
The Great Kuby bake Off, another show that has had
canceled had canceled. Okay, so you're handedly ruined an international format. No,
that was a group ruin. That was a group for
you and a pain.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I think the Baker crowd probably found him a bit brown,
you know, Yeah, no, I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
So it said I I hosted the New Zealand version
of this international panel format.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
So the answer was had you been paying attention?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
But they didn't say it was you know, it was
a photo of me. I would say that you use
hobnestly the most rogue photo as well. It was me
in Golden Boy, like in this deary like leaning against
the counter and sort of this like carrot r.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Wasn't that your last acting role like ten years ago?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It was, so we didn't pull in the bullying this week,
or was just going to leaning harder.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
It's not bullying if it's back, that's true, but I was.
That's why I was correcting his miss fact. You did
the show What's what was that? A Warrior princess?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
So that was your last acting gig. Yeah, but it's
weird because you've got an acting degree. Yeah, I know
that's your main kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
We're doing this on Friday hour. I wasn't going to
you literally started the show telling me to shut up.
Yeah I did, That's true. You were I'm going to
be mum on Christmas?

Speaker 7 (04:50):
All right?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah myself?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
You think this is going to cook itself. Look forward
to hearing you guys cover all this female content today.
Look forward to hearing one of the best yarns of
the year. Shut up, you don't get it anymore plays Ms.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Fletchborn and Hailey from your local community Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is the top sex now at two minutes.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
The sex the top six today was going to be
top six other native animals. Shane Jones doesn't believe him
because apparently he doesn't believe the mile we dolphin exists.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
That guy's are he's lost the plot.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Hear him out, it's in.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Dangered right, going to exist soon.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
And then you'll be like, told you, Oh, I don't
know that's how it works.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
But then Fletch said a very funny thing which is
a rare occasion, sort of like a solar roll the
shop solar Okay, yes, did move. The Minister of Energy
in New Zealand's name is Simon Watts, and we all
laugh about it, and so immediately the top sex became
the other top sex. New Zealand ministers that name suit

(06:04):
their portfolio. Yeah, this is a factual list of real
people who have.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Jobs in government yep. Of their portfolios.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Number six on the list of the top Sex other
New Zealand ministers. It's name suit their portfolios, of course.
The Minister of Police is Bowry Handcuffs. Of course it
was meant to be.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's exactly. Have I not caught that it.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Was either going to be Minister of Police or Minister
of sex stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I don't think there is a minister.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
The kink minister. Imagine the Minister of hank stuff. I'll
do both portfolios. Yeah, so long on your Barry and cank. Yeah,
a lot on your plate. Barry Barr is like I
can handle it. I am after all. Barry Handcuffs. Number
five on the list of the top six Southern New
Zealand ministers. That name suit their portfolio. The Minister of
Racing Course is Murray. Horse running fast. He's Native American. Yeah,

(06:57):
horse running fast, Murray on the front. Yeah, works really well,
it does.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
What else would he be doing?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Couldn't be the Minister of Forestry, not with that name. No,
of course. The Minister of Forestry, whilst not on the list,
we all know his name is Michael Chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah he's been there for years.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
For years, spitting Yeah, there's nothing else he could do.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Number four on the list of the top six other
and you see the ministers that name suit their portfolio
is the Minister of Arts, of course, Carolyn Paintbrush, Okay
it is her?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Is she the MP four tike, yes, correct, all right.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, because sometimes you don't know those areas and you
don't know the ministers. Yeah, the Paintbrush family quite well
established her in the runger ticket, right of course, there's
paint Bush River.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Oh okay, well it's named after her family as well.
Had no idea.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Number three on the list of the top six other
ministers that suit their portfolios is the Minister of acc Oh, yeah,
of course. His name is Stephen Obbs Daisy fell Off
a ladder for Lufa ladder for Laff ladder, his brother
too far. Yeah, got great family though, yeah, hard workers.

(08:11):
Number two on the last of the top sex then
manister says their suit their portfolios of course.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
The Minister of Rail. Oh yeah, Thomas Chu Chu Train.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I didn't even try on that one. Try could have
been a little bit more elegant, you know what I mean.
I was going to say, Thomas autism. It could have
been worse. Yeah, it could have been a lot worse.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
And he did say it and yeah he went back there.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
And of course number one on the list of the
Southern New Zealand ministers that suit.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Their portfolios is the Minister of Women's Affairs.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh Boyd, the famous South Island, the Family, the.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Original families of the Canary Region, the High Country, the
men's High Country were the men's stationed the men.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
A couple of times. Yeah, big tourist situations.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
You know when you're getting you know, some beautiful sheep
and beef, you know when you're eating.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Okay, I'm going to stop that.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
There play Fletchforn and Tailey.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Well, a nightclub in Manchester in the UK is trying
a new model to stay afloat because bars are really
struggling over there, especially nightclubs. They according to the nighttime
industries as recently they've reported in the UK.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Look at my nighttime industry's ass. Yeah, look at the day.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
They're losing three venues a week in the past three
seven and ten venues are failing to make a profit.
In a quarter of towns and cities that had nightclubs
in twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Now have none. Really, it's crazy, Yeah, that's wild.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
If I was in the UK, do my best to
support you know, I really would, but I mean, you
know what, even what it's like here going out, it's
like you go out for a few, it's expensive. Oh
yeah gold never forget the day we had was it
forty something? I mean it was a big group, but man,
yeah yeah, and it was expensive. Yeah, you can't do

(10:15):
it that often.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
So this nightclub XLR and Manchester is trailing B yo
B bring your own booze. So ticket buyers arrived with
pre brought drinks, pre bought drinks and there's a limit.
So eight cans or one seven hundred and fifty mil
bottle of spirits per person, no glasses.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
A look, that's that's a lot. Eight that's yeah, a.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Lot to rock in with a seven to fifty mil
bottle of spirits. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
So after you go so it were's the ice? And
who's got a glass?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
So?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
And is there no? Wait?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
So you go in, you go in through security, no
glass a lawd You take them to the bar staff.
Behind the bar there are numbered wooden shelves like kind
of shoe cupboards, like.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
At the gym, the little cubbies, yeah, like little.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Cubby holes you know when you get bowling shoes. And
then what they do is they give you a number.
Your drinks go in one for two pounds. The number
goes on your hand and when you want one, you
ask the stuff to hand it over. So there's a
working bar also if you want to buy drinks. Some
clubs are charging five pounds for a ticket, so like
ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
And that's the money they're making. Is the storage in
the in the entry fee? Yes, and then yes, so
they give you a place that carp and some ice.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
You might get maybe maybe you pay for that.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, I mean towards the end of the night. Right,
you're fine with no ice.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
But you're crazy, like people are going to like clubs
at eleven thirty at night with two cans or a
bottle of rum.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
And a bottle of.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Com isn't it. It's like two cans or an entire
bottle of spirit.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, totally. I don't want to run out.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I don't know if it's everywhere, like I've been out
in South America. I know in Columbia you can just
have it. You can buy a bottle of a whole bottle,
like a whole bottle of vodka.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's in the middle.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
You have it at your table. Is that how expensive
is that? You can do it here.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
If there's a place with Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's bottle service, but it's super expensive.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, you can buy a bottle of wine, but I've
never bought a bottle of spirits. If you haven't done
it was the Middle East. It was huge when I
was an omar. If you were like a club and
you get like if you went into a little boothy bit,
I just think tight.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
It's also like people are more responsible overseas with their drinking.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, you're just like.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
A bottle outside somewhere and just keep napping out.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Should we get a bottle each of wine?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
You're like, yeah, hell yeah, But yeah, I don't know.
Maybe that's some yeah, something that we're ruined it we
do here, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
We would tear that place to the ground. That didn't
that nightclub in Auckland be like, we're going to open
and wear.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Booze free is the middle of You don't want to drink.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Cool when you're charging people of fortune for booze.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, now you want to be in high fatality without
your main moneymaker. Sorry, that's just my hot take. Yeah,
that's just my take on business. That's my business.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
That's business.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Layoff, lay off the business, hot take play Ms.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Fletch Vawn and Haley plays Ms.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
Fletch one and Hailey Haley silly little pool.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Silly lady and gentlemen, Is this a silly little pole
born of another silly little pole? Because I feel we
talked about if you're in a long term relationship, when
did you last have that a fun to that's right, Yeah,
And then from that we learned that a lot of
people were just scheduling it.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, for sure. I also made sure about the benefits
of scheduling, especially as you have kids and life gets
busy and whatnot.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
It's very six.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
We were spoken to Morgan Pins, famous six sologist and
genuine friend of the show about this, and she's like,
sometimes it is necessary.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, Its scheduling self care, you know. Yeah, Yeah, if
you don't schedule it, it can slip. It's like scheduling
the theories. It's like scheduling the field.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Otherwise they won't go to pecton, will they, you know, like,
and they'll crash in the middle if there's no schedule
year sometime. I thought you meant the woodland.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Oh, you know you can schedule those sprites. Yeah, schedule everything,
get it in the cow. Well, so little polos, do
you schedule your adult fun time? The options were yes, always,
every so often, or.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
No, okay.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Sixty four percent of people said no, they don't schedule
that out, okay on time, thirty one percent it every
so often, and five percent said always. Oh no, at
least they're getting it on. Yeah, let's get some feedback.
Prette says, nap spontaneous is the way to go. We're
got a spontaneous chicky baby. Yeah, we're got a little

(14:57):
bit of a walk under the lounge, whip the top off.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
How about these just like pause, keep sorry, guys.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
G please in the middle of gaming, I'm out, although
some guys in.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
The middle of gaming will be like later.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Can you get those?

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yeah, we've got to get through and save the level.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Daniel may have slightly misconstrued what we meant by adult
fun times. She said it's always way more fun when
she whips out the scrabble board without me knowing. Sometimes
spread that's so sweet. Whatever is sixty to you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
I had a triple word score with a Q in it.
Oh sorry, when the queues on a triple letter and
then it had a triple.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
And make it a sexy Q word like we was
a nomics spawn born. Please rein it that you've been
very naughty today and we don't want to crush you
into Look. Yeah, I don't want to crush your innergy,
but please rein it in. You cannot afford to have
a suspension.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
No, the word queen is not exactly. I've just told
you to rain it in queen. If you got an
inn yes, whatt the if out for an inn leimate and.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
You've got okay, come on, calm down. Next next anonymous
please I need an anonymous reply option, so anonymous please.
The answer is no, but the side but with the
side piece, yes, oh no, we.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
We do judge because the main piece doesn't know about
the side piece because they.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
How hot society. Also, monogamy is such a yeah, lovers
did carry on.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Taylor one of the only animals that do it.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
There's a few penguins, but not mons. Taylor has seen
the other penguins. They're all manas they.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Literally I hate I don't mean to be racists. They
all at the same time.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Oh my literally, no wonder they sit him down, you know,
just like the next guy. Yeah, Taylor says, look at
all the bottoms selecting. Yes, always, Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Don't get it. I'm not laughing, Fletch. Would you get
to explain?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Hailey was laughing.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Why did you get it?

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Because you can't just bloody you know, the game for
the gays have to obviously there's some preparations at the bottom.
Is the person on the bottom the quarterback and the receiver? Yeah, yeah,
they would be the receiver.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah, they get the ball.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
The loading docks.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Yeah, it's like have you ever seen your local war
wards and there's a truck in there.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, you've got to clear out the truck. Otherwise when
the trucks.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Already there's already like some boxes and the loading and
they're going to spell out. You've got to clear out
the loading, clear the loading dock, flushing the boxes further
in theft they'll be popping out into the supermarket.

Speaker 8 (17:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Then when I get the forklifts in there, have a
good clear out of the palette.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Ye, get a hose through there, fresh.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Hose down the loading.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Lushing absor Yes, correct, Okay, onto the next one. I
think we've done that. Well, yeah, Katie said, kind of
kills the mood to schedule. But maybe that's why I
don't get laid often because my husband doesn't make the
bookings low. Imagine if Katie is the person that's texting
it and that the other one's the side piece.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh yeah, my goodness.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Anyway, Courtney, it took us sixteen months to get pregnant,
so we got into the habit of scheduling it. Now.
It would never happen with a baby otherwise, so they've
got a schedule it around the baby, right. Well, you
know the old saying is nap while your baby naps
and hump whily baby naps.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's actually what they'll teach you.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
A plunket.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yeah, I don't know if I'll say your baby's on
the sixty first percent, that's great, Remember, well the baby
naps hump yeah, Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Said no, but it's starting to feel like we should.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
It can be weeks between fun times, and then when
it does happen, it's over in a matter of minutes
because someone gets too excited flattering after that long to
get that someone still can't keep can't hold it, you know.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, the forklifts.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yeah, I'd be like, damn right, yeah, yeah, compliments flattering.
Amy said, I sleep with my workmates, so when it
comes over, we know it's just not to watch TV.
Oh hello, Bridget, Yes, currently because we're trying to get
hot boot Oh yeah, and have rabbit week.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
When you're fertile.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Yeah, of your laste of your latto kind of.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
We always just know it'll be the weekends, as it's
too busy in the week, said Caroline. Weekend shag Lily,
We don't, but I do. Oh, and Stumpy says, nah,
I like to surprise myself on your stumped Dumpy. So
today for silly little Pole, we said to you, are

(19:51):
you scheduling your adult fun time?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Sixty four percent of you saying no. Play in flesh
one and Hailey, what does your favorite This is a
sur ah that Adobe did.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Okay, so the pdfd if people give me the photoshop, yeah,
the Acrobat, the light room.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Room.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
They do a lot.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
They do Adobe style housing and.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
For years and years on the Internet it was Adobe
Flash and it would always and then I mean like
a few years ago they were like, hey, guys, we
don't need it anymore, and everyone's like, well, thank you,
finally we knew it this whole time.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
How dare you Adobe? That's what we all said, We said,
how dare you?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Man?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
So they asked baby boomers, Gen X millennials and gen
z's so what their favorite fonts were, and it came
down to the top three for each of them. Baby boom,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Someone we brought up generations this morning before the show
welcome and we were like, oh, one, when gen B starts,
because you've got gena's.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
I've got two GNA children, and do you know that
this and this is what.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
We found out, dear listener, that this year twenty twenty
five is the birth year of generation beta gen B.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
How much this is so bad that they have to
be gen beta? Like what a beta after alpha?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
GenB?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Gen B, gen bs genb's but yes, so if.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
You're having maybe this year onwards until like twenty thirty
eight or something, it'll be a gen B a GenB.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
That's nats very okay.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
So ah okay, now, because I was just reading this
and I thought that is insane. But actually the question
these these people were asked is not what font they used?
The most. Which font do they think looks the most
embarrassing and outdated? Offen face? Okay, so baby boomers thought
the most outdated fonts. The top two was Times New

(21:56):
Roman and Curian New. Okay, I have no beef with
those classics. Gen x Is thought that the most outdated
fonts were Comic Sands and Kurian New. Yes, millennials, that's
us thought that the most outdated fonts were Comic Sands
and Papyrus.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Rust. So why did Avatar one of the biggest movie
you see this is and ol schedule with Royan Goslin
rules that they spent all this money on the most
expensive movie ever made, that made the most money you
ever made, and.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
They just used a default font. It's wilds why it's
so good? So we think comic Sands and Papyrus are
the most outdated and embarrassing, and gen Z's thought that
Kourian New and Papyrus at the top right, we're the
most embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
So if one of those fonts is your favorite font,
it's quite embarrassing for your shame, but topping.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
The list for all generations wing things anyway.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
No one's using wing wings was using in the nineties
to see coded messages to your pals, I know, and then.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
You highlight it and then change it. Now Lobster is
appearing here a lot. Oh, okay, Lobster is this just
for reference? It's kind of a curly seventies, isn't it?
Based on the chain in America? Red loves Red?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Lobster?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Is it looks like it looks like? Yeah? Okay, Now
what your favorite font says about you?

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
So my favorite font is Calibri. If I'm in a
word document, I had a beautiful, smooth Calibra. There's no
there's no seraph on it. Yeah, there's no slant on it.
It's just thin and round. It's better than Ariel like
me sometimes then sometimes you know what I mean, better
than aerial. Aeriel can suck it.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
It's wide. Ariels too wide. Calibri is beautiful. Yeah, you're beautiful.
Just a moment into Homer. Yeah, I like to Homer
as well, But Calibre are my favorite. Okay, So what
Calibri being our favorite? This is what its about us?
Probably a gen z Okay, so I'll take that. Take it, sure,

(24:04):
Youngnize analytical and detail oriented, that's you, Fletch not so much,
may somewhat organized.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
That's you Fletch works in tech would be their prediction.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Oh okay, uh, what's yours?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
The options are Halvetica, Times, New Roman, Calibra, Aerial Impact.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
I know that's probably it's.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
You're probably a gen Z as well, practical and down
to earth, very organized, and also work in tech, wing things.
If your favorite fonts, favorite font baby boomer, outgoing and social,
very organized, work and architecture, Papyrus if that's your favorite font,
you're probably a baby boomer. Creative and imaginative, somewhat organized,

(24:56):
work in the camera, and isn't it to a t
If you like Korean new yep, you could be a
gen Z analytical and detail oriented, somewhat organized, work as
a software developer. And if you like comic sands, baby boomer,
creative and imaginative, very organized, and work in education. Okay,

(25:18):
it was the prediction of those of your favorite fonts.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
It really as a kid's education font. Isn't to open
a word dog and just write some Have you ever
been to that one thousand and one free fonts or whatever?
Oh my god, it's so long, you just like, how
do I choose?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, it's so good when you were when you were
a kid in the nineties or early two thousands and
you were making your birthday invites the lettering on word
and then you used to go in to one thousand
and one fonts.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
And yeah, it's so good man.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, what am I going to do?

Speaker 7 (25:44):
Man?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
The world's my oyster? Which one am I going to
put it? My font oyster?

Speaker 4 (25:48):
And I've got publisher open. I'm about to whack a
border on the side, to add.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
A floral border, and the gals are gonna be like,
she's so cool.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Play z ms Fletchborn and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Ice creams, rice creams. I remember my grandfather being outraged
at Memphis Mountdown. What how could you be outraged at
a Memphis Mountdown? The price of it and how much
ice cream was getting. He was a volume man.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I inherited.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Volumeter because it at the time when those came out.
You could have got like one of those double double code.
You've probably got four ribbon to pocono and got one
of the famous.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I would have said, can I Waites?

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Jeez, Louise, I'm I'm learning. But it's like tomato, it's
not isn't. It's not a multi word of origin. It's
not a Maori version of a white word.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I don't know. Yeah, definitely. I thought pocono was like
that too.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
It was like when I learned that patoni was a
Maori word, and I was like, what patoni in the
Yeah you pit one?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Pit one. We learn, and it's great that we learn
and we accept learning.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
At the time, you could have driven to book book
and one of their famous Big ice seven ice creams
saw the same price as a Memphis Mountdown blew his mind. Now,
earlier this year, the viral sensation of those ice creams
that looked like the fruit they were flavored after that

(27:28):
went bananas.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah, well they still have been, haven't they. Yea, they're
still going crazy. They didn't have bananas. That's why I
didn't try it, because banana's my favorite flavor. I love bananas.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Now there's ice cream that looks like fried chicken. I
know I've seen these and it's like, what that looks?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Really? Wait?

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Is it better?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
No ice cream?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Cookie crumbs? That cookie crumbs? But how have they made
it like fried chicken?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Food? Science?

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Dare I say the chiny he's rabbit again?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
You can say that, what's what is it a drumstick
shaped like a drumstick? Yeah, no bone, nobody is a
stick though, right, No, there's I think there's a thing
in the middle. A friend of mine had one, and
it was like, it's kind of got like this chocolate
dude in the middle, or like a chocolate.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
But it's also like I've seen three different brands.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Obviously one brand died this and two other brands were like,
let's go yeah, immediately duped it. But now there's an
ice cream that looks like a chicken drumstick. A friendne
had one, and he said it was the weirdest thing
looking at it and been like, this is a chicken
drumstick biting into it and like it's an ice cream.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Wait, because your brain would be like.

Speaker 7 (28:40):
Chicken.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
I've had this hundreds of times.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yeah, here's some photos of this. Is somebody has put
it up a little bit of a I'm trying it.
Don't be fooled. It's ice creams is the package. But
look that's what it looks like. That looks like a
perfectly fried drumstick. I want to eat that, but I
wanted to taste slate herbs and Spicer that was like
Korean fried chicken was taken care an effort. This isn't
just some sloppy fast food takeaway drumsticks. Someone's put some

(29:05):
cur but it's an ice cream. It's ice cream. Okay,
I need to try one of those, because I wasn't
a fan of those other ones. They didn't try them,
but they weren't. I mean it's hard to beat just
a good old ice cream. Yeah, because you know, I'm
good to good at gum Drops, Team good Good again.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Through it to the day I die.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Do you ever think you will age out of good
good gun drop never? Or you pass it now?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Like maybe in the rest time.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
They'll be like, you can't have those because you'll choke
on them, and I'll be like, well what a way
to go?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Some feedback, Yeah they're overrated. Okay, the chicken drumsticks overrated.
Somebody said there's a full on burger ice cream as well.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah it looks like a burger. God, you know, I
love those things that look like something.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
But it's okay, that's why you you love so much.
The cakes that cake on Netflix? Yeah, great stuff, but
it's just thought everything was cake for a while there
cutting into one every day.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
We were are you.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Because I didn't want to wear my shoes to work
because I thought it was there were cakes.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
He keep coming and beer foot We're like, were your shoes?
He was like they weren't shoes anymore. I knew it.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
They're trying to fool me.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah, I know. He's like, they're watching me, trying to
get me to put my foot into some cakes.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
And then I camped on the on Parliament grounds. You
guys came and rescued me, and.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
He was throwing bricks.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
It was really, I mean, it was just enough a
bit of a hole there, guys baby.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Because they were like, don't make me get the vaccine,
and you were like, the vaccine, it's cake. It's just cake.
Push the needle. Here's a picture of the burger. That's
ice cream.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Okay, that's yeah. Wait, what's the bun? Is the bun
ice cream?

Speaker 3 (30:46):
You play Zims Flesh One and Hailey play Zims Fletchborne
and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Now, if you've just joined the show, no, my heart
and my welcome. We're having a lot of fun. We
do every day Monday to Friday, six or nine. Fletch
won't have you laugh out louder. You may have missed
that I am. I decided that I want to become
a skater girl because I saw a girl skate past
me in Sydney and I thought, man, she looks hot,
and I'm actually all about looking hot.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah, but are you confusing the fact that you thought
she was quite attractive.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
So much?

Speaker 4 (31:23):
I reckon, what's that? It helps when people are hot? Oh,
she was hot on the board, but I'm not me.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
If there was no board, would she have still been hot?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah? But the board elevated the hot nurse. It's like me,
I'm hot, you know, like that's not the problem here,
But I'm just constantly like, how can we get this
thing hotter? Right?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Are you worrying though, that if you do get on
a skateboard you might be too hot for people and interimidating?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, it's a real problem of mine. I find that
a lot of men can't look me in the eye
because of my beguiling beauty.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
So you actually need to mang it up a little bit,
Maybe get rolls.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I held rollerblades plural ones. Yes, that could be kind. Yeah,
I know it's hot. I'm constantly combating this hotness, so
I'm like, I'll just lean in, yep, get hotter. So
I did. I announced on here that I was going
to learn how to skate. We've got a few things
actually in the background, including there is a place in
Auckland that does skates skating for girls, okay, skateboarding for girls.

(32:20):
The only thing is if you go on their instagram
all like eight yeah, and I'm like thirty six in
a week.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Or so, Yeah, I think you might need a private
lesson maybe.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah. Yeah, We're going to do a one on one
because I'm embarrassed. So instead, before I get there, to
sort of get ahead, I've done a few things, including
I watched this video. Now I'll just turn down my
because I'm actually doing a double DJ here. I'm just
right okay, Spotify and then I'll I'll add up this guy.
This is who I found. This is a video on YouTube.

(32:54):
My name's Aaron Caira.

Speaker 8 (32:55):
I'm a sponsored skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay area,
and today I'm going to teach you the beginning skater
how to skate.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
If you're over thirty, Yes, that's it's good tonight.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
It's quite a good thing. A lot of them obviously
are aimed at children. Yep, and I am just to
reiterate thirty.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
They don't they don't take the hips into account, the
soul back, yeah, you know, the yeah, all the things
that come with being thirty y theround harder.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah. And so this guy from America taught me that
the first thing I have to learn first.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
First, first, first basic thing you have got to learn
on your skateboard is which foot are you going to
put forward? And the best way to figure this out
is if you were going to pretend there was ice
there and you're going to run and fly. For me,
I naturally put my right foot forward. That means I
am what is called goofy.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
So goofy is your right foot goes on the board
force and regular is that you're just left foot forward.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Right.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
So picture me in my lounge. Have you ever been
snowboarding before? Once? And I got a lesson live on air? Okay, right,
so no, because I'm left handed, but I'm ambidextress. It's
confusing to me. It's it doesn't always aligne I'm gonna
loop skateboard. Okay. So I had to stand up in

(34:19):
my lounge with this video on the big TV kind
of going and his thing was run a little bit.
And then if you're sliding on ice, which way are
you going for? Left would be regular? Right as goofy, Yeah,
I'm goofy. You goofy, I'm a goofy gow yeah regular?
Wait have you skateboard?

Speaker 7 (34:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
So then I made a commitment. Oh my god, you know,
I was looking up the things that I needed. I
started looking up helmets because that is like the main
thing for me. I don't want a brain injury.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Well, and it would be too much for us to
have to, you know, prop me up every day for
us to adjust to her brain injury.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, And you'd be like, Heyley, do you want to
have any.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Take on there constantly like put the straw in my mouth.
I'd be like yeah, because I'm closest, so I'd have
to do the store all the time.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Or one of those brain injuries where I'm exactly the
same and very capable, but I've become quite aggressive, more aggressive.
So the first thing I looked at was helmet right,
because that's very important to me. And then I was
looking at the right helmets. I've been all these websites,
right helmets for beginners, rating helmets for people who early thirties,
and it showed me this helmet, which it turns out

(35:24):
I already own from my when I decided I want
to be a cyclist and I didn't want to wear
a cycle helmet.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
So again, do you think that you're just going to
end up buying all this gear and it's.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Gonna already bought this gear because I already have it,
So into the garage, saved money, went to the garage,
found it. I've got the helmet already, okay. And then
I was like, I need to choose a board. I
wanted a complete set. I'm not into doing the custom
makes at the moment. And I've chosen my board. This
is it here. It's a checkerboard globe skatesboard. So I've
got to get a wide one because I'm big in

(35:56):
the ft, I'm long in the fun.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
I'm along in the Okay. I didn't have a wide
one though.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Well they said for for people who are learning older
you want more stability to or wider board, it's going
to be a great.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Way, yeah, learning to surf on a long board.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Basically. Yeah, I mean, listen, I've committed. I watched the video.
I've decided that I'm goofy footage. I've got the helmet
out of the garage and given it a dust, and
I have bought a board and it's on its way.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Okay, can you just block curious for a second. Okay,
how many times do you think she'll go out on
this thing? No, she'll fall over once twice, Yeah, and
then twice and then that'll be there and then give up.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
We were just say we're so proud that you cure
all this money on this new I think.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
People just get to their thirties and we think, you know,
we're like done and we've learned what we're going to learn.
And I just want to inspire people to say, no, yeah,
I agree. Good for the brain. Yeah, great for the
brain unless it takes that and wordle just word.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Off the DIMENSI yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Words the New York Times mini games and due am
I'm pickling that. You know, I've been reading a little
bit about peckling and apple side of.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Vinegar and Jamison's I'm sorry it's not stimulating enough for me.
I'm going to become a skater girl. Okay.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
And we found like a good spot because he's a
pump track not far from my house pump.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
He's actually a ramp like a half but I don't
know a concrete bar. Very just shift your body play
Flevaorn and Haley. I want to know now when living
with the parents all the in laws went wrong and
how bad did it?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Kid, Because a lot of people move home. Maybe they're
saving for a new their first house, so they move
in with one of the one of the parents, one
of the sets appearance, or your parents get older and
downstairs and they come and live with you.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, as is the case with my family with my parents,
wanted to move up north. And good babysitting for you too,
good babysitting for me? And is you know my life
is an absolute chambo.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
You're you'll be the baby.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I literally text my mom and I was like, get
ready to heavy lift. She I'm ready. I'm excited.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Your parents are going to see you hardly.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, exactly. And I like my family. We're very close,
as you know, we kiss on the mouth, you know,
so we're just a very very close family.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Wait, are you going to go home every day after
work and like kiss on the mouth because you're living
with me every day when.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I'm with my parents where we have a kiss before
bead No night on the mouth. No, probably on the
cheek or the he or something like that, really weird
kiss on the mouth and when you haven't seen each
other for a while. Okay, yeah, anyway, stop talking about
how my family kisses on the mouth. It's very normal.
It's not very normal.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
It's not normal anyway.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I was also reading an article about a woman who's
in laws were like, oh, you guys, are you know,
saving to buy a home. Come live with us for
a bit. And it just dismantled, like it just all
fell apart. The mum's a narcissist. It was just like
an absolute horror show. And it kind of tore up
their relationship. Wow, Okay, it didn't end up buying a

(39:07):
house together because they're no longer together. Wow, after living
with his parents and their parents stay together, I'm assuming yes, yeah,
the parents are together, right, They just tore the family
apart basically. Okay, So I want to know, as you say,
in this day and age, there are a lot of
people that will be living with their families. When did

(39:28):
living with the parents go wrong? Maybe it just maybe
put a little hrift in your family. Maybe it just
maybe they caught you because this is a conversation Patsy
and Iya now negotiating. Even you're an adult, you move
back and you're under their rules. Yeah, but then you're
an adult. You should be allowed to do a few
more things. I want to hear those terrible stories of

(39:48):
living with your parents as an adult.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Oh, eight hundred dollars at em as a number, I
call us. Now you can text in how was.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Living with your parents as an adult and if it
went wrong or if it was an absolute nightmare. Yeah,
because I write an article about it actually ended up
breaking up a relationship. And also, my parents are about
to move on with me.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Somebody messaged in saying the problem with when I moved
back in with my parents that became abundantly clear to
me that they were having far more sex than I was.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Oh no, so you moved back into their six.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
You'd be shearing like this is a bit of a block.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Block.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
There's at my message and saying they my parents split
up when I was living with them and it was
so bad and toxic I had to move in with
my sister instead.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Maybe you are or maybe you're the problem. Well, you're
a drag on everybody. You were dragging your parents down.
Now you're immediately rather than rather than than being the
peg who builds his house out of bricks, you're just
going to do a dog onto the next one, you know.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, the first house was the cirx. You went to
the Stones and Straws parents.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
So they finally get rid of their kids and again
come back, changed the locks, and they just have a
nice toxic div horse in their own time, in their
own place, and then got one of their kids all
up in their face. Somebody asked mesage and that they
did not realize when they were living with them as
a kid, but when they moved back in with their parents,
just want to slob their dad was, Yeah, Mum was
just doing all the work. And it was a real

(41:15):
eck that dad was so useless. Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I'm not cleaning up craigs pubes. I'll say it here
and now, oh my god, yesterday I went to use
the bathroom, got weight hang on cubes.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
I went to use the bathroom at the gym yesterday.
That one of the cubicles and I get there and
I got a man blow drawing them. No, I went
up to lift up the toilet seat because I had
to wheze. Oh, yeah, of course you're a gentleman. You
lift the seat. Yeah, I had the sea and then
I lifted and in the toilet someone had stood over
the toilet and.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
From their pube, and it was just pubes everywhere, and I.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Was just like.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
One hundred dollars in them. When did you see pubes that?
It makes me feel a little bit sick.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah, it's greazy, a little suck off, okay, And they
weren't we They weren't wet pubes.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
They were dry in the bowl, so no one had
flushed them away.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
You gotta flush, but even then the float here floats.
You're not gonna have to flush those pupa. Take it
from someone whos tried. I've tried to flush pubes as well.
You need double flush and maybe some papers and paid
away sort of like wipe the way. This person hadn't
even flat, like there was no courtesy flush. That's gross.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Report them who's pubes? You have to take some pubes
exactly a suicide sample. Did you do you think that
that person's at the gym? They get a text bing bang?
What are you up to? Do you want to come over?
Do you know what I mean like a hawker and
then sorry, just one of those texts and and then
they've just been like, oh my god, my pubes.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Are you have to shave it in there or maybe
someone has this shave maybe so ye, but it's not
just a shaver, that's a clipper.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah that carrying. Yeah, wild back to when living with
your parents went wrong. Some are just Texas and we
were building when we were building a house, we lived
with my parents and my cat got in a fight
with their cat and broke their cat's chure.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Well you've got alpha cat. You've got the alpha cat.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Mum would not be happy about.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
So a message and saying girl, So I think it's
I think it's aimed at May. We moved in with
my partner's parents six months ago, need to discussed. The
initial plan was four weeks max. Guess how many times
we've had sex twice in six months.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Because they don't leave. Boomers don't leave.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
You know that, they never go out for breakfast, they
never go out for anything. So you kind of yeah,
I don't know what you've done here, haven't thought this through.
But then like they say, initial plan four weeks max,
that's one month. There's six months. You've got six months leave.
I do have six months till they leave your parents? Yeah,

(43:59):
give them a brown know you all need brown noise
machines to the metallica right through the house. The idea
of my parents no flat when you when he was
getting down to it because he'd put on an Incubus
CD and he only ever got the third song whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Clay z MS Fletchford and a lot.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Of people are experiences We've talked about it before. Are
dating app fatigue. Whereas I, for example, have never been
on the apps for many, many.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Years and you're single, and it's quite a novelty still
for you.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I I love the good, the bad, the ugly, and
prefer the hot, the tall, sexy. But you know what
I mean, like the whole the whole thing. I'm finding
quite fun, but of a laugh sorts. It's quite a
good dopamine little hat.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
When do you think that will wear off and you'll
be jaded like everybody else.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I think that a lot of people on dating apps,
and that's what they'refore, are looking for some someone and something,
you know, maybe long term yea that I'm not so
I think if you were on there being like I
want something to like fulfill my heart.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
It would be very difficult and you get fatigued. I'm
looking for a different kind of a filming. So unless
she's been honest with herself, yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yeah, and it's very free. Yeah. So there is a
I didn't realize it was a trend for September to
help combat this app fatigue. It's called sit at the
bar September, which is something you can just try any
month of the year totally, but they're just like, it's
just being talked about a lot because it works with
the s of September. Yep, you know, sit at the

(45:37):
bar August doesn't feel as good.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
No, sit at the bar October yeah yeah, sit at
the bar January yeah, sit at the bar Februarary, and
then we have to try to say that month, yeah,
and you just feel stupid.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
It's the whole time. So this is out of New
York City, so like that that plays absolutely packed with bars.
But I think this would look with your local tibe
wayo as well. Okay, here is how to this breakdown.
Sit at a bar. So if you're just done with
the apps and the messaging and everything, Step one, find
your spot. Okay, so whether it's your local tie BYO

(46:11):
or your local I.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Don't think a is going to work for you.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
I'm small towns listening, like, we don't have bars on
bars Saint New York City in this country famously have
one thing. It's pubs.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Yeah, pub it's a part of local.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
She's a comfortable bar or venue with good seating and
friendly staff. You can get anything from an elegant cocktail
bar to a dive bar or sports bar, queer bar,
even a sober bar. That've suggested Step two make some
goals without pressure. Set is attainable social goals like I'm
going to introduce myself to at least one new person
each album. Oh I like that?

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yeah right, So because I've also heard people talk about this,
even if you get rejected, it's a learning moment. Yeah,
totally help with rejection because a lot of people that's
also a very hard thing.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
And also if you get rejected, what have you lost? Nothing?

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Yeah, you've actually lost nothing. You still get to go home.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yeah, it is overrated anyway, your self esteem bar has
gone down or not?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Because I'm walking into a bar with heaps of that anywhere.
So sitting an attainable goal like your goal could be
I want to go home with someone tonight, whatever you want.
You got to be just without pressure. You're sitting this goal,
but you're going to focus on having fun rather than
obsessing over scoring a day. Maybe it's just getting someone's number. Yep, totally,
I do you know what, I've got an idea after this.
Step three, go alone so you can't like check it

(47:31):
out and be like, I'll just take a friend, because
you guys are just going to sit there bantering all night.
Then you're getting drunk, and then we're like now and
now we're not focusing on what this is. Increases your
chance of meeting new people if if it's with friends
like that just closes it off for people aren't going
to approach you. Avoid your phone and maintain an approachable
body language. So just sit there and enjoy your drink.

(47:51):
Look around. Don't just be on your phone because you're
closed off. And some singles are using creative hacks like
having personal business cards with photos and contact info, being like, wow,
if you like me, here you go, here's my Instagram.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Oh wow, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Step for have fun and stay safe. Be cautious about
drink safety so you don't want to be sitting here
getting sloppy on your own wants to see a solo
woman at a bar falling off your store. Treat yourself
like your own day and enjoy the experience, regardless of
romantic outcomes, and ditch the apps for September and do
this give it a go. I like this so much,
and I was like, do you know what I'm going
to duneed in this weekend? Friday tonight, I'm performing sold

(48:30):
out Saturday. Asks you if you still want to come
this ticket Taylor Sprowl dot com.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
It's because Hailey scheduled a comedy gig on the same
day as the Rugged.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Rugby is because morning and I go to this rugby game.
It's five oh five keck off.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah no, but my show's six thirty. So if you
want to have a meal before my show you you
know it's a clash, come on Saturday hang out with me.
I might do this because I don't know anyone in
dneda right, peckamark, go go to the octagon, peck a bar.
I'm going to go out after my show on Saturday night.
Oh god, after the rugby Dannie done after the right.
But I'm going to do this. I'm going to go

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out and I'm gonna take myself on a little solo
day and I'm going to celebrate sit in a class September.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
No phone, no phone.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
What if you get a number, then I can bring
out the phone. I just want to be scrolling right, Okay,
and I will.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I'm going to give this a go because I think
this is a really good idea for singles.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley plays z ms Fletchborn
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
I think it's one of the best yarns I've ever
been told, just because I just I just blurted out
laughing yesterday.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I wait, Normally, when you hear a friend says this,
it's it's always an urban legend.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
No, this doesn't leave the table. Yeah yeah, and so
this it was this doesn't leave the table, and she wasn't.
This is how it happened is I went to the
pub last night with some friends to catch up. That
was there, my two friends and their two kids. Ye,
and we're sitting there and I'm chatting at this and

(49:56):
one of the kids is like, Oh, you've got a
bug in your heir, and I was like, ah, like
this and I couldn't get it, and some other friend
was trying to get this and get this buck out
of my hand, and we saw it kind of flying.
I was like, what was it? And they were like,
I don't know. It's like a little sort of small thing.
I said, God, I hope it wasn't an m O
t H. And then I revealed to them that I

(50:18):
have a phobia of them ot H.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
And I was like, oh my god, so we can't
even say the word no.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
And they were like, and I went and my whole
body did that thing that it does, and I got
all twitter and they were like, oh my god, wow,
and they said, oh no, there it was. And it
was a tiny little cockroach, like a little baby one.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
You have a baby cockroach?

Speaker 7 (50:36):
And knew it.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
It got all stuck in my hair and I was like,
oh my god. I said, oh no, that's fine. Cockroaches
are fine. I can handle them because I've got such
a complex with the mo O t h is. I
can handle a cockroach. I said. Once when we were renovating,
when we had no floor, a cockroach woke me up
by crawling across my face. I was like, this is
so gross, and then immediately the kids were like, you

(50:57):
think that's bad? Mom? Tell them? And Mom was like,
why have you brought this up? And she told me
about one time she was just going about her day
and was wearing pantyhose, like I'm wearing like tights, okay,
and she went to the toilet. She pulled down her
tights to go to the toilet and did her business

(51:18):
and pulled up her tights and went about her you know,
left the bathroom and everything, and then she sat down
and was like, oh my goodness, and felt something into
her anus.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
No.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
I thought there was gonna be an a toliy paper
or something like what. No one was cockroach. I assumed
to have got into the leg or something crawled into
her anus and not like around something burrowed into her anus, right,
and must be a truly terrifying feeling wombed. Yeah, I

(52:01):
would imagine, would.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Imagine even and know an entrant.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah. So she was like it felt like a buzzing,
like a physic inside of us. She calls her husband
and is like, there's something in my anus and he's
like okay, and she's like no, no, no, we need
to go to A and E like something is here.
I've seen him again.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
If something accidentally ends up in myus, I'm not gonna
a few hours.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, I'm going a day, and I don't erectly. And
she's like no, but she doesn't know what it is.
She doesn't know at this point, chugs some olive oil.
Flash it out, you know. Yeah, she comes or she
knows that she went to the bathroom and now suddenly
something's happening, a burrowing. She goes to the A and
A puts herself up in the stir ass. They open

(52:53):
up her as using what I guess some kind of
like like a you know, from the Killer. Yeah, and
in there they find almost like a palm sized cockroach.
They say, it's the biggest cockroach they have ever seen.
This is not true. That is not a photo of
the cockrow. Yeah, they've got, they've got, but they didn't

(53:14):
have the like the actual photos with them. They had this.
It was a palm sized cockroach that had gone up
and because she had panicked so much, her sphincter had
crushed it to death. So what I am learning is
her scrap down Georgia Bird's face.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Her sphinger is more powerful than a nuclear bomb.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Yeah, fall out. They can't survive this woman's iron gri
I know.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
And so at the time the conchroaches, well, that would
be a nice place maybe afternoon, and her penny hose
and undies down on the ground.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
It would have crawled in there. She would have just
pulled them up and in a panic. This thing has
burrowed into rainus. And I just said was like this,
because her husband was there being like, yeah, we had
to drive to the thing like it was like the
kids knew and I didn't say.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
I wouldn't even tell my husband.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I'll with my new friends. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I think your friends are quickly going to learn not
to tell you stories like this because then they end
up on the.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Right phone call I reckon it's her anyway. Wait, so
that they had to extract the dead cockroach. So they
said to her it was in there and it was dead,
so it wasn't moving anymore, but she could. She was
convinced she could feel it. They said to her, because
you can't because of the size of it. It's not
and it's not as solid. She couldn't bear down, she

(54:41):
couldn't PvE it. So they said, you're gonna have to
wait till you have a bowel movement and it will
flush it out. And she said, over my dead body,
get that had to forceip it out basically that which
is how they were able to see that it was
so large.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
I don't know what to say about that.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
So I thought we could do a phoner, not what
burrowed inside your ain us. But that was my prediction
of the.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Phone I was when you were saying the story, I
was like, how are you going to your phone?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
In top? Who's calling me? She just takes it to me.
You bet wives think I was going to do with this.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
I don't know if I would have.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
This is outrageous, But what do you want people to
phone in topic about?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I thought we could do like what crawled in on
in or on you, because I've hed we're not going
to beat that story out. I mean, you hear people
that have things in the ears. I had that cockroach
across the face. We've had like spider in the mouth,
spider in the mouth. Now she's hoping, she said, but

(55:51):
please tell me I'm not the only one on I
think you'll be the only one.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
That would be nice if we could find another fellow
listener out there that's had a cockroach in no sense,
just to make her feel better.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Borrowed the messages already.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Maybe this is the new segment?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Am I the only one? Am I the only? Am
I the only one?

Speaker 5 (56:11):
And then if you are the only one, you get
like a trophy?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
What do you mean we've lit? That is literally a
segment we used to do on the show?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I don't remember that? How long ago?

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Doesn't When I was saying it, I did?

Speaker 4 (56:22):
It did?

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Feel? Yeah? I don't think we even had a theme song?

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Oh we did?

Speaker 6 (56:26):
We did?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Someone wondered if when her sphincter clenched around the cockroach.
I wonder if any of the eggs popped.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
Out of the.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Oh no no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Someone else here talk about a reading because we learn
the origins.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
We learn the origins. Know I've heard from the husband
as well. Oh my god, I'm dying. That is cracked
me up.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
I want to know.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
I but chugging olive oil? But chugging olive oil? Was
ever on that?

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Like?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
What other ideas that they have? Did the eggs come out?

Speaker 4 (56:57):
That? A bit of phone and topic? What did you
try before you finally went to A and E that's
that's Vaughan's nail.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
That Vaughan has no hang on, no no, no, no, no, no,
you're lying when I said when that person ticks in
and said that the eggs that they did there were
eggs and the undies.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Okay, okay, I'm going to be sick. I'm going to
be sick. I apologize to any listener that is eating,
especially eggs.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Now there's a second unders. Okay, doctor confirmed they were eggs.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
Oh no, wow, Okay, I like that idea better, Vaughan.

Speaker 7 (57:33):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Did you try before you went to the A n E.
She should have but chugged some oil?

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I would have tried a few. Would I would have choked?
I feel like against the wall, I would have pulled it.
A partner would have popped the.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
We've got Dr Shawney, our friend, Doctor Shawney. Would you
have called him before you went to I'm not calling
Doctor Shawney is a friend to me. He's a friend
before he's a doctor. I'm don't consult him for medical advice.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I want to be like doctor Shorney. I'm about to
get in the car, but what do you reckon? Cockroach
fizzing in my anus? And I can only describe it
as a feeling of something calling in the wild story.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Ever, okay, I'll wait one hundred times at m give
us a call. You can text are nine six nine six.
What did you try before you went to A and E?

Speaker 2 (58:16):
At dinner last night? And then one of my friends
told me about the time that she went to the toilet,
pulled up her tights and undies and then felt a
fizzing feeling in her anus and a cockroach had burrowed
into us. Yes, it's the fast version of the story.
I ended in A and E, ended in A and
E and then forceping out this cockroach.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Somebody from A and E has cast doubt on the story,
but you believe it to be true.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Why would they lie of it? I mean, it's just
not these people. And also the husband and wife who
are not together like in this moment, are both texting
the individual. It was so funny and the kids were like, oh.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
We remember this, yep, wild, tell my kids about it
the great.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
You know, I don't know, worry open family.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
You wouldn't tell anyone. I wouldn't tell anyone very open.
So we want to know what because she went straight
to A and E. We want to know if you
ever tried something first before you went.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
To A and E.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Maybe there was a little accident. You're like, I'm a
bit embarrassed to go to A and E. I'll try
everything else first. Somebody messaged and they had their dad
had a really bad hunting injury. Cat came home and
he just like was holding it shut and then he said,
I don't have time to go to A and E.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
You need to stitch this up. And the mom stitched
it up.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
With just like needle and thread and then just like
poured booze on it to make sure it.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Didn't it's not a movie in the everywhere. Somebody else said,
will remain anonymous? Okay, good yet, great, great stunt to
a story.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Something was lost inside me.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
We've got a story of misadventure, a story of misadventure
in the back door.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
And they said, much like are We said, you try
everything before you go on A and E. Yeah, they said,
two days later it came out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
But to wait because the point it's not going to
go past the.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
It's not that you stand on your head and it's
eventually going to come out of your mouth. Tracked. Yeah, yeah,
Michelle what did you try before you went to.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
A and E. Well, we were very lucky we didn't
actually have to end up in A and E. But
my husband has a fear of earworks. He's had his
whole life. Okay, you just please them and say they
borrow into your brain and blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Pretty they are yuck because they had lots of little legs.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
Yeah, and the pincers at the back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
They had been working down in the paddock and we're
up in bed and everything was fine, and you woke
up at about one o'clock in the morning screaming. He's like,
there's something in my ear. There's something in my ear.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Wait, I've just realized why they call them earwigs.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Yeah. So, honestly, it was the most grossest thing I've
ever seen in my life. And all I could see
was the two pincers right down inside of it, and
he was like, get it out, and I was like, actually,
the most disgusting thing. And I had shaking hands trying
to get pleasers into it and what. I eventually got

(01:01:14):
it out, but it was shoote.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Like a human game of a real life game of operation.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
I didn't buzz but.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Will you be a little worried if.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Your husband's nose buzz red.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, I'm going to start again.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Operation Michelle, thank you comes from air and weaker, which
is an old name for insects. Oh okay, so I
literally translates to air insects people believe they burrowed into
the air. Okay, your story did also make somebody I
have to pull over their car so someone could be sick.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
First time using a menstrual carpet got stark, nearly ended
up in a and E. But two hours of Reddit
squats and my boyfriend and flatmates coaching me from outside
the room, it was a burst.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
I love that the flat came together and I can
imagine someone's got their laptop.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
They're like, have you tried the barbecue top? Because that's
the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
If you go and read it and you search, it's
definitely happened to somebody else. If it happens to you,
it's happened to somebody else. And I've talked about it
on the internet, You're one hundred percent talk about it.
So around with a new boyfriend at the time, had
a bit of adult fun times. I forgot I had
a templement. Okay, happens like a champ.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
He sterilized. Some tweezes got in there inning good man,
like a chim.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
You know, we're all grown up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Peper friends would ghost pepper residue in my boxes as
a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
That's not a funny ghost pepper like the hottest chillice.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
It's the hottest. The pain was beyond imagination and some
of my bets. I soaked my entire genilar area in
a two liter bottle of milk. Ah didn't stop it,
and then the swelling took off. So after the milk
and ice and nothing work, turns out I'm very allergic
to something in the peppers. Oh wow, yeah, And so
you have to go to A and E and show
them you're inflamed pepper wildly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Oh no.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
My sister had a mile buried down into her ear
and we read online you just poured booze in there
and they drowning it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
So half a bottle of gin wine.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
In that air before she went to A and E
and then she got told off of putting gin in
her ear at.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
A and are you going to happen to me? The
other half going in my mouth?

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Because my dad got stung by a sting ray on
his boat. Wow, the barb went right, Steve. I love
stingrays me too, huge fan of the beautiful races stingrays man.
And when they're friendly, there's so many beaches and places
there friendly, They're so cool. Yeah, my dad got stung
by a sting around his boat. Instead of calling the

(01:03:45):
coast guard, he drove the boat back to the marina
and then drove home and then called my mum, who's
a doctor, and she flipped out and called the ambulance
one millimeter away from the main arter in his leg.
A week in hospital was an open wound to make
sure all of the spike was removed.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Oh my wow.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
I was walking through some long grass kicking it and
moths were coming up and I was like laughing, and
I sniffed one up my nose and I got lodged
at that part in the back of the nose, and
I could just feel like, let your friends that can
sniff noodles up their nose and out their mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
I are so jealous of people that could do that.
You need a strong noodle, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Then you floss it between makes you feel a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
So.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Yeah. When I was a kid, my Dad squashed his
hand and a piece of a piece of farmachine and
he wrapped it in a rag and carried on working
for a few hours. These old mates say, Unbelieva came
back and there was just like blood drips all around
the workshop, and there was Dad and the rag that
he wrapped around his hand.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
It was just so, that's not so much they tried
anything before.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
They just did not want to play.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
Ms.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Fleschborn and Haley play z Ms. Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Fact of the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Day, Day day, day day.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
All this week in Fact of the Day theme has
been measurements specific to an item, and today we're looking
at yarn, oh thread or users for knitting and c
and such. Okay, well, there's a hank like a Tom hank.
A hank, yeah, Tom hank. A hank is a coil

(01:05:29):
of yarn wound into a large loop five hundred and
sixty yards and traditional British trade for a hank.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
It's like just quick sidestep. Because I all lose control
of this thought. Tom Hanks should open up a Lamb
Shanks restaurant. Hanks, Tom Shanks, Tom Tom Shanks, or I have.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
A range of Hankies Tom Hanks, Hanky's Tom Hankys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Yeah, Tom, anyway, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
A great idea to open a series of money lendering
and money lending facilities. Okay Hanks banks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Yeah, yeah, he could a drum a drum shop but
only sells Tom Tom's and it's Tom Tom Hanks, Tom Tom, Tom,
Tom Hanks, Tom Tom, Tom Hanks. He could open a.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
A shop that only sells cards of a way of
saying I appreciate your effort, Tom, Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Yeah, Tom, Thanks, that's great. Yeahs really good. Yeah. He
could become a plastic surgeon that only takes does life
a section on your ankles and call it Tom Hanks
that he.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Could build tanks and sell them to Tom Hanks Tanks,
Tom Tanks. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
He could.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Have a collection of people from America Tom Hanks Yanks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Yeah, you're good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Good Yeah out now big big, I'm asleep. Okay, what's
your big one? I was just gonna see if there
was anything else wating around before I went for Tom
Hanks could release a series of videos on how to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Play with yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Yeah he could, Oh you really sullid a beautiful segment
there of us ripping Tom Toms Okay, I don't want
to say you won that. But that was quite naughty.
But it was naughty but funny, but funny.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
I appreciate it, but I'm not like Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Shanks to Tom WANs, it was a big journey. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, all right today about more there's a skeen,
a skeen. There's a sixth of a hank.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Okay, if you want a skein of yarn, you'd be
getting one sixth a hank. So there's six skeens to wan,
all right. There's also a spindle. There's a lathe, there's
a rap, there's not there's a bundle but nothing people care.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
To be honest, I don't think it's going to be.
It was a head and I'm glad that I actually
signed to you to make this more interesting. It was
pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good, and three.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Of us on the show works saved a dull factor
the day there I saw.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
A flounderingly would have found something.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I don't know. I don't know if.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Tom Hanks' son Colin actually has a handkerchief brand.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
What if?

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Okay, we've got some more y more like yawn?

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
What if Tom Hanks provided straight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Long pieces of wood.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Tomans what if what if Tom Hanks released a line
of sort of like tightly fitting clothing you wore under
your usual clothing and keep.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Everything looking like tight and spelled tom.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
I mean we could just we could just do this
because someone we've left tom Land and someone said, id
Shearon needs to open up a hair dress. It's called
hid Sharon. I mean, that's brilliant, that's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
That's well today, inspect of the day, Tom Hanks should
go into business.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Fact of the day, day.

Speaker 7 (01:09:02):
Day day Dayah do do do do do do do
do do do do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Plays its flesh.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
The AA have surveyed over one thousand young drivers and
almost one in four admitted to scrolling social media behind
the wheel. I reckon the other three and four I
thought it was a trap and lied like noice.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
The police shut up, No, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
So the specific question was in the past three months,
how often have you done the following, and it was
they asked things like scrolled a watch, tech talks while driving, Instagram,
Facebook are the social media and yeah. The survey found
that more than half of the group also said they
had wood text or message during driving, so.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I'm not proud of that. I've definitely check checked a
thing or here or there, especially in traffic.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
I'm always like, I'm so bored by traffic, like crawling traffic.
Yeah about stillwart's and you're not allowed. Yeah I thought
we were getting those cameras.

Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Didn't they have to change? Didn't they have to pass something?
Can Parliament like the actual law before? Yeah, because I
know it's like a law that needed to be. Australia
are ruthless with these cameras. They're everywhere, like, yeah, you're
driving around the city. If they spot you on your phone,
instant fines and then big fines too.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Oh yeah, oh yeah there go.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Around and then long on long weekends they're like, guess well, guys,
it's double de merit points.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Yeah, if you caught speeding or doing anything.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Yeah, like it's a lot of powerball weekend or something.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
We chucked a quickly little pole out there, saying young
drivers admit to us scrolling social media behind the wheel.
In a recent survey, be honest, have you used social
media while driving? Fifty three percent of people said yes.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Wow, So that's people said no, be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
So he said only when stopped does that count only
the lights? I know, I do that stop of the lights,
pake up the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
But then you're like, and then you're at the lights here,
you're at the lights and someone's not moving. You're like,
they're on their phone and you give them a little
beep and they're like, Alie said, I'm literally on my
phone right now replying to you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Oh, don't put this on us.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
She's putting this on you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Put that on us to mentally engage in the QUICKI
little pole.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
I see so many people distracted by their phones while driving.
I absolutely hate it, so said our cat said when
stopped at lights, never while moving?

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Is that okay?

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Again, it's not a loophole. Yeah, I'm currently at the
mount Mount mol Lanui, says Adam. And the state of
driving would suggest everybody's on social media scrolling yeah endlessly.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
So yeah, people do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
People will Just over half of the people who responded
to us said that they do. You social media while
driving plays z MS, Fletchpahn and Hale and Haley Haley
apparently is Hailey apparently is cool with gin Alpha.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Do you know who I have to thank for this?
P and smaff six seven like Dune so you've been
doing that a little bit recently. But because you have
ginnel for.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Kids, I'm pretty good. I'm the cool dad and are
you honestly video but not for long whether old mate Nikita.
I'll walk up behind I be like, what's up, nikets
and She'll be like not much and then I'd be.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Like six seven and they laugh. They laugh if they're
laughing at me, all with me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
She loved you calling her old mate Nikita. You brought
this up because you kids doing it naturally, and then
we were like, what is that being old and I'm cold? Yeah,
and you you kind of told us it's this ginel
for thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
It's from some obscure song that they don't even like,
and it's some rapper and tall and then the chorus
it goes to six seven and kids height, and the
kids just gravitated to it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
Now it's just kind of like an all in one
saying yeah, so that you brought this up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Maybe it was like a few days ago and it
was on here as well, and that's my only encounter
with it. I don't hang I don't know any alpha's really,
I'm never around them. So last night when I was
at dinner get in this great young about the cockroach.
Check it out the podcast if you're missed her. They were.
They were there with their kids that were both gin
Alpha and just at one point in the conversation this,

(01:13:15):
I think their daughter goes to the mom like, do
you know something about six seven? And I just went
six seven? And they went, oh, do you know it?
And I was like yeah, man, and they were like,
oh my god, how do you what? And I was
like six seven and they're like, oh my god. They
thought I was a so called and I suddenly was like,
oh my god. I love this feeling so much of

(01:13:39):
relevance of being connected to what's cool right.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
Now, especially as you're about to enter your late thirties.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Yeah, no, ned mid thirties, we're not late yet.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
I'm pulling up the song for you to just play
you the part like, oh yeah, I just don't know
how I've never heard the song.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
No, you've never heard the song. No, it's called dot dude.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
But what.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
This is like should can't go again? This is this
is this is this generation is like him talking.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Over proper belt Reate today behind away he.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Six seven, guys, what.

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
It was actually not even you two that I heard
this from Concarnations on it. She did something with the
Eastern and she's like sixth there and I was like,
she's got you nail for kids, embarrassing, she's too late.
Wait how long have you been six for a while? Wakes.
I just made it seem to these kids and I
was like all over it. No street. Them was like

(01:14:49):
wait what is this? I was like, it's just like
part of the song and is this bird was referring to,
like this is like being tall like a basketball and
like six seven. And the kids are just like, oh
my god. They just thought it was so cool and
it really gave it really like renewed my sense of self.
These gene elphants that are like so connected to like
everything that is cool. Yeah. I thought that Hailey Sprow

(01:15:09):
was the fact that you knew what it was about, though,
Like I didn't get that there was a basketball reference
in there, Like how did you get it? I did
get any it's called acting. Do you know what I mean?
Once like do you know what that is? Just like yeah,
and then I literally just repeated what Vaughn had told
us a few days before. Thank you Vaughan so much
for being my gateway.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Technically, technically you still my brain.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Rap I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher, that's
a new personal record of how many of those?

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Did you count?

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Seventy nine of those two all right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rate
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Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
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