Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 29th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the police Big Pond thanks to animates
making happy happened for pets.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning. We're only a couple of days away from October.
Just think about that for a second.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'm excited because it's my birthday next week.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
And man, the fuss, Oh, the that's.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Going to be made about.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
I didn't even think we've had a meeting about well,
after the meeting today or Haley, you know, I'll.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Go, I'll go, oh man, and we'll go to none.
I'm wrong, you behind after the meeting to that. The
problem is the money's run out this time of year.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
You know me, I don't need goods, you know, I
get my own goods.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, okay, well let us think about that. We've got
a week or so, don't we.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Oh the money all went on whom and the German
that's not my bloody present.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
There was a gift to the nation that was spearheaded
that though, that's that's an early birthday present. Now, how
are we feeling after Daylight Savings? Because I'm I'm shattered.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
No, but I woke up. I did the wrong thing.
Rather than sleeping.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
In me too, I woke up earlier, the whole weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I went to bed earlier last night, neglected all of
my work, and then this morning when I woke up
a three and because it sleep, I got up and
did work at this before work. I got up at three,
but they were just getting up at normal. No, getting
the other way. It's the other way because right now, No,
I'm not going to use that joke to me, so yeah,
I'm going to do it now right. Yeah, it's going

(01:36):
to be everybody's day to day is daylight savings banter?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
How much it throws you at.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
It's like how when you go to Australia your jet
legs really bad.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
We can go to Europe and it's kind of fine.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is like one to two hour
throw out that it messes you up. Coming up on
the show The Top six morn today. Yeah, the chops
Ways to stay safe in the winds, Yes, it's wind
horning or when warning Cannbury. Okay, good my god.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
So yesterday my flight home from Dunedin to Auckland got canceled,
so we dined and chrish Church crash at Auckland.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Such a joy. Do you have a hairy landing?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Christ Church because we're on a little plane. Yep, it was.
I was like, I guess we die now. It was
harrowing those is it the north Wister's Well, yeah, the
wind warning was over at one am this morning, so
I don't know if there's top sex is out a date.
It's out a date. We're going to cancel the wind warning.
The Christch wind warning was five hours from eight o'clock

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last night to one am, so it's fine. Now there's
no other wind warnings. Well, I could just change the
tents to the top six ways people stayed safe in
the wind warning. Perfect, he's nailed. I am now casting
open the net of suggestion. Nine sex, nine sex, like
today's top six to be Oh my god. I literally
gave you a million options. I don't like any of them,

(02:54):
but they were all ship. I listened to them too,
and they were pretty crapy. That's why you don't. They
were awful and okay, sure, no, I'm open to suggest Okay,
well that, well, you've got to fill the top six soon,
so work on that. Next on the show.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Cat owners, I've got great news. We are better than
everyone else.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I think we kind of knew that anyway. That's but
I actually have a refutable proof.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Okay, good play, z Fleashborne and Haley.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Well, cat owners, it turns out, as you mentioned, Haley
are the bitter people. Yeah, we knew this, We knew this.
Maybe you traverse you've got a dog, you've got a
foot in the camp, but you'd go you're a dog
man over a catboy. Ah yeah yeah yeah outside off
the deck dog. Well, somebody for some reason analyzed eight

(03:48):
hundred million donation records. Wow, and in a nutshell, basically,
cat owners donate fourteen times over ten years, compared with
eleven times for non ped owners, Wow, making them the
most frequent givers to charities, and that over non pit
and dog owners.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
You know what the psychological reasoners behind that, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
We're more generous and affectionate fiction. Yeah, we love little
flufy cuddles. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. What are they donating too? Though?
Charity in general, just charity in general, charity more about
the breakdown of what kind of charities?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Well, you want to break down eight hundred million donations, yes,
by charity.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
By charity, by what you owners a pit? Is it
like to help animals or is it to help humans or.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Because do you know what, I realized that I am
still donating to the World Wildlife Foundation for the koalas
are you from when they bushfires and they all got
all The forests have grown back though, and they're fine now,
I mean in the very endangered still, but you dead fool,
the forests have grown back.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
There's just no way the trees could grow back the quickly.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
They're so lustious and the UK all the trees are.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Growing back A yeahs yeah, but I forgot.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
And then I've I've actually been going through our accounts
recently because.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
How do you not notice because you've entered a recession
and you've got to work out white Yeah, working more jobs.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Than ever ten, yet it's not enough. But and then
I saw it and I was like, what is it?
And I was like, man, there's been years. I'll keep
doing that because I love the Kualis, Like they bring
me so.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Much, Haley, how much you've got to rain this?

Speaker 7 (05:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
It's not much at all. It's not much at all.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
In fact, I could up it.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay, but yeah, I don't know. To charity on the read, well,
I guess Koala's cats.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Cuddly like Koala's are gray. My cat's gray.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Again, You're just a bit of person.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I am just a bit of person.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Step it up, dog owners play that ms Fledgeborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
If we sniffed catnip, would we be affected by it?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I've tried.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
You guys are ready to go on a desperate night out?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Got some somewhere? Okay?

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Why are we more attracted to.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
People in relationships because we can't have them? It's forbidden?
And also, can I say I'm hot property with the
gaye at the moment? Are you?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
You are hot property with the gays and I appreciate it.
Have you had comments they want me because they can't?
They can't? So many reasons wek I've had some lovely
dms from the gays. Okay, what's that? What does that
stand for?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Some deep positive thoughts? Yeah, some of their mostly dips
actually okay, stumbled across? Okay, yeah, okay, So I get this.
I understand there is something about you see a guy
and he's out, you know, holding hands with someone, and

(06:53):
I think it is something about them, You know that
they're sort of committed, and you're like, oh, and that
looks nice. You can kind of picture them in a
relationship because they are in one. But apparently this is
actually this is It's not just like a sort of
societal thing. This is a psychological thing called mate choice copying.
Oh okay, back down to our animal days when we

(07:13):
used to be crawling around around, I was crawling around.
What is mate choice copying? It is the likelihood of
choosing a mate. The likelihood of choosing a mate increases
if others have already chosen them. It is an act
of social proof that being chosen by someone else signals desirability.

(07:34):
So we're going like, you're more desirable because someone already
desired you and got Yes, many species do this, humans, birds, fish.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
And primates.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
That's all, okay, Yes, It's basically you are signaling that
you would be a good partner because you already are
to someone else. You signal traits like loyalty, commitment, and
capability capability.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
So.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Just being able to do the base sick like totally.
When you see a man like put air in a tire,
you're going to get it. Wow, there's a low bar
for you, isn't there.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Capability is so hot.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Flip an omelet, yeah, flip me, hang a hang a
photo frame. Yeah, hang a frame. Yeah my head. It's
literally a nail on the wall, isn't it. I know,
but some people can't. People have no idea.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
So if you can't hear it already, women are more susceptible.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
To this, yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Due to the evolutionary reasons of what it is, a
higher maternal investment. So we're looking at you being like, man,
you hang a pitcher, you could probably rear children with
me quite well, Okay, not the first thought that comes
to my head, I'll be honest. Tend to look for
suitable cues for long term partner suitability. So just seeing
them in a relationship makes us go like, when you can,

(08:56):
they must it for me. Yeah, whereas men they don't,
then they're not affected by this as much.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
M It's sometimes you see a guy with.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
A a woman, Yeah, a missus should call her as
amy and be like, what's he got going on?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
He must have a killer personality, And then you talk
to him and you're like, well, it's not the killer personality.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Is that a monster a monster bank balance or it
could be a great personality. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
It's funny how we questioned it, like because on the
other side. If you see a capable, handsome man and
then he's not single and you see them on the
dating app, so much of his lap if he is single.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Sorry, he is single.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, you're like what why are you saying? Yeah, but
he could flip a normal and hang a frame. Yeah yeah,
but he's not taking found missus right, you don't want him?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, I know, but because I'm like, there's got to
be something wrong with you. You've got this far looking
on that, there's got to be.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Something play ms fletchforn and daily.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
The starter comes from wests Data Data. This data data
from west Cape. New Zealander is spending almost four hundred
dollars a year on TV service subscriptions. The banks is customers.
It's customers are paying TV subscriptions on average thirty three
dollars a month, and that's up twenty percent with competed

(10:22):
with last year. But that's because haven't they all put them?
All of them have gone up, right, Like Netflix, It's
alone is almost four hundred a year. I know. And
it's got though.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Because Netflix is like is it twenty seven at now
or twenty eight bucks or something?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
It depends if you're on the cheap plan.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
There's all different, so I'm not I'm on the bigger
I'm on the fatty. So I think it minds like
twenty eight times twelve is three hundred and thirty six bucks.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
So that's Netflix a lot. That's Netflix alone. So whether
people are doing a cheaper Netflix and there may be
one more on average, one more service, I've got them all.
You've got that. I've got them all. See And I've
spoken about this before. You do you do one on
one off year, I know, or you want to watch
on Netflix and then when you're like go to go
to the next got a knee on this. So much

(11:06):
great stuff on Amazon has great like loads of back catalogs.
I know.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, I know you need to do it, like wait
until the big show comes out on that thing and
then get it back and then that's your thing.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
For it that they always have a big show coming
in and they always and they're dropping all the time.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Like Netflix is so good at the.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Moment, horrible conundrum to face. I have too many options
for you know.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
What's really really good is God, hang on, just give
me a second. I'm gonna lock TV flex.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Wait, so you're gonna log in on your work laptop
and your parents are on the Netflix. She kicked me
off in Netflix.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Netflix with Tony Khalek as a new series on Netflix
that I've been watching over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I Murials Wedding, No, not at all, everything with as
a possible sequel to Murals. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
And then the other one was the what's Jason Bateman.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Black Rabbit, Black White Rabbit, Black black Rabbit, black sheep,
black Rabbits? So good?

Speaker 5 (12:10):
They say it's Ozark meats. God, that's really good that
I've got all the information right than to my tongue
for everything I've.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Been saying so because it's who else is in it?
It's Jason Bateman, Jude Law. Yeah, so good, it's good.
It looks like a good time. Yeah, it's really it's quality. Okay,
have you watched it all? I've watched the whole thing.
Have you how many ips? Is it? Just? Sorry? Do
you do nothing over the weekend? But did you just stay?

Speaker 5 (12:37):
This was last literally in Duneda, and all I did
was watch the Tony callitt one. Okay, but the weekend
before I watched Black Rabbit.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I don't know, like eight or so.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Okay, it's really good. Okay, Well, there you go, lots
of options, hang on.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
So we've started this breaking like, you know, cancel your subscriptions,
and now I'm.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Cancel. I just said that people are spinning four hundred
dollars a year. You said, you said cancel, you said
rotate between them. Well, I think Hailey needs to cancel
some because you've got all of them.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Literally every single one of you. And I was going
to sign up for another one. Then I was like, stupid, sir,
But yeah, if you, if you, you got to go
on you. Some banks do it as a thing, now right,
we can go through your subscriptions and it will say
like this is everything that you're paying for on a
monthly basis.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
And then when you see that figure as a whole, Yeah,
it's more confronting than if just fifteen dollars cable.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Here's a fifteen It's very definitely worth looking at. Paz
M's fledged Vaughn and Haley from.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Your local community Facebook page. This is the top sex.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Today's top sex is the top sex. Things you can
do with an extra hour of daylight. This was a
listener suggestion because I opened it up. God, there's daylight savings.
It's never easy, is it? It's just an hour, but
it really throws you. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
I think I'm just always tired a difference dropping the on.
You could just tell the potage.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
It was the sausage in the hallway. Really, it really is.
That's the right.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Analogy, the whole way being ship we're dealing with in
the sausaging savings.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah cool, bro, Yeah, it's not normally what that analogy
is used at all. No sausage now in the hallway,
what's it used for it? To get it the hall
it's chucking another thing. Let's just go with that, Okay,
I think it works. Top six things you can do
with the extra hour of daylight. Emma's suggested your number
six on the list right in your gratitude journal. Do
you know what I've been I have to start today?

(14:36):
Do you know what? I'm starting? A book called Triumphs
and Tragedies. Right, So it's when things went well for you,
you write the triumphs, and then on the other side
of the page you write your tragedies and how it
can be avoided going forward. Phil it the book's gonna
be work. Yeah, it's not gonna be It's it's like
a shampoo conditioner. You always run out of condition before

(14:58):
you run a shampoo. Tragedy heavy. I'll be like, on
page five of the tragedy is triumph half a page
I'm going to try to find the triumphs.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm going to do a gratitude journal.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
My trainer is part of her like program, and she
was like, I want you to do this, and I
picked up the one that the last time she told
me to do this, I'll say it was pretty negative.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
So I'm like, I'm going to turn it around, Flitch
you life spiraling journal. Fine, yeah, you don't need a
journal because you're not spiraling. No, No, you don't have
any thoughts in its falling around you. I'm all, ye, fine,
just a sausage in the hallway. Really, aren't you just
another body? Sun hallway sage and the hallway bouncing off

(15:40):
the wall again? I don't know. That's pretty sure.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
It's a very universally accepted phrase, the hallway.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
It's not for that, though, Get a sausage in your hallway.
Number five and the less of the top six things
you can do with the extra hour of daylight sun dry.
Some tomatoes were hydrating our tomatoes nowadays. What about a
good old sundry.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
No sun but still kind of daylight shower of sun
sun dressed some tomatoes number four on the less of
the top sings.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
You can do it in an extra hour a day,
like gross. Some flowers highlight flowers. They give me joy.
You know what's really popping off at the moment. My
bird of Paradise. It's a beautiful plant. And I always
imagined the bird was like a road runner type bird
going back back, but it's actually supposed to look like
a little hummingbird. Put that in your journal. It's you
did right. That's a triumph because I gave it a

(16:28):
heavy prune. Okay, we'll put that in heavy prune last summer.
Oh your journal. Yeah, but I have had success with
the plant. I'm getting some freezers. My freezers are on
that beautiful Save it for your gaitals. I think the
dafodils are done. Save it for your gin.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
I bought some supermarket flowers, as I want to do.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
And I came home after the weekend away and they
had their heads a.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Drop or take it back for a refund.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Yeah, because they were only got to like Thursday or something.
But they should last more than three days city. Put
water in, it'll be out, It'll be oh, you got me, Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Sausage down a hallway.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Sausage down the hallway Number three on.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
The list of the top sex things. Don't think gets
to right you, but carry on anyway, the top six
things you can do with the next hour of daylight.
Have an ice cream? Ice cream always it's different in daylight. Yeah,
it feels like a naughty tree, whereas when nighttime sometimes
ice cream just feels like it's just ice cream. But
in the daytime, what a tree? Yeah, daytime ice cream,
We're so close to ice cream. Yeah. Like sausage down

(17:27):
the hallway scoops number two on the least of the
top six scenes daylight. I thought that might have been
one too many times.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
And down the hallway just like another bloody sausage.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Number two on the list of the top six things
you can do with the extra horaw of daylight. Be
glad you're not a vampire. Yes, of course they can't
go in for un least that would color Yeah, why
was he special? Sparkly bitch, Get a tan bitch and
number one on the less of the top six things
you can do with the extra hour of daylight sun uranus.
Exposing uranus to the sun is called perenium sunning or

(18:04):
buttonhole sunning. The wellness we don't do this because you
remember Josh Brolin, he burnt the art. He had a
terrible perinhium burn. Well, he exposed it for too long.
The wellness trend this is from online, involves exposing the
perinium the area between the genitals or the sometimes to
sound like a sausage down the hall preach, okay, move on.

(18:29):
While proponents claim unproven benefits like increased libto energy and
improved sleep, medical professionals warn of risks including sunburn, increased
risk of herpes flare ups oh, and potential skin cancer,
especially for those individuals or certain types of HPV. Goodness, gosh, goodness.
So I would say keep your buttoles out of the sun. Well,

(18:51):
I would wait till the UV factors down in your
your lows. Okay, early mornings ls perfect, not middle of
the day, full strength, because then that's just another sausage
down a hallway. Really, yeah, you've said it there.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Play z ms Fletchborne and Haley play z MS Fletchborn and.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
According to a recent study, outside of the University of
can't find it, but it's in America. There were three
professors who looked into why you need to stop trying
to be funny at work?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Oh? Okay, right, well you were just quite funny then,
oh shoot.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Because I was going to suggest because we're constantly doing this.
I mean, obviously we would like to make the people
laugh out louder, but the three of us are always
making each other laugh, always been very naughty and jokes
before we took a picture and okay, try to come
make in the room and Fletch pretended like he's going
to close the door on me, and I was like, oh.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
We had a lad's a silly boy.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
But apparently if.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
You're trying to be funny at the time, chances are
that you are going to fail. Sometimes your jokes will fail,
and failed humor does more damage than successful humor.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Wow, isn't that something?

Speaker 5 (20:06):
So if your successful jokes are giving some benefits, your
failed jokes are hurting more.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, but I mean, obviously we work in our job's
completely different than most jobs, so I can imagine most
serious corporate office work. I've got some clown coming in jokes.
It's not really the place, is it?

Speaker 5 (20:25):
It harms credibility more than a successful joke helps us.
So I think in just in general, we'll keep the
humor for on air.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Right, And I think the three of us could just
not be funny anymore. So we'll do a.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Practice check off, we'll go a practice chat, we'll do
off air.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
It's not a fun workplace, is it?

Speaker 5 (20:46):
That was Benson Boone and then hit to the ads. Okay,
it was a really great break, guys, well done. How
are you finding your morning coffee this morning? Born?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
It's okay. I had one before I even came to work,
and now I've had a second one, and I confess
the anxiety building because I haven't eaten. You see, I
see that my instinct that is already to go. What
were you going to say? I don't know that this time?
It just ceased the states. Yeah, okay, there's nothing funny
about that. Can you not die? Just sorry? Someone died.

(21:19):
I'm looking to purchase the property a good low amount.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Stop family is the family has a ship as no
one agreed to what to do with it. Anything be serious.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Someone died.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Stopped trying to be funny at work. Maybe I've just.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Had someone who died. I'm sorry, I'm a failed joke.
And now you've let your lack of credibility dies.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
No one, We'll just someone dying for that you made
me said, your humor has failed, and it's the rest
is the rest.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's too to gamble.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Plays its fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
It is so silly, silly, silly to day's silly little
pol Wow, we're dividing the nation. Which island has been
a North or South? Okay? This is I went? I

(22:25):
mean I live on the North. I was born on
the North too. We need to do next, we need
to do sorry, carry on, well, I was if we
said which is the prettiest? South? Which is which is
the most?

Speaker 8 (22:37):
Like?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Got the most entertainment and more going on South?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
No North?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
What's the entertainment though, South? Gardening or the outdoors? I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
We got rainbows into the north, you know, I don't.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
See roller coaster fixed to the ground anywhere in the
South Island. He's got a went. I mean someone's built
a backyard one.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
I kind of love that we've made it so subjective
just by saying better, Yeah, because you bet at a holiday,
bet at a living.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
I mean we live in the most beautiful country in
the world.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
I thought you said the most beautiful city.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I was like, no, we don't. Definitely not, There's no
doubt about it. This is what the hell of a
country put that in gratitude journal.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Actually live in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
That's a triumph It's I'm a triumphant tragedy. She's doing
the gratitude.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Gratitude if you just joined us. Vaughn and Haley are
both journaling. Yeah, someon Spiral. Spiral's not upwards. Which island
has been in North of South fifty four percent voted

(23:46):
for the South South? Yeah, just purper north north forty
six South fifty four. Sheldon said, you haven't got Auckland
or Hamilton in the South Island. Now, I'm sure which
way they voted, and that statement could literally be taken
either goold like, I don't know which way they mean.
They have Aukland in the South Island. No, famously, Yeah,

(24:10):
it's not what's to do great eateries, Francesca said, Queenstown
eyes made of harm? Yeah, I mean it's just beautiful,
isn't it. Or when I'm controversial Wan Toro over Queenstown. Yeah,
I'm going to want to consume, but there's list to do,
and there's no McDonald's, and they didn't want to. You know,

(24:31):
I love my six pack of nuts, just squint sour sauce,
sometimes fries. Oh man, now every time for us. Earl
said that was probably the hardest seller, Little Polly, You've done.
I picked North just because of the amazing summers in Northland.
There's a point. You've got the Bay of Islands, You've
got the curramandel. This is a problem, that's a hard

(24:52):
question to ask. Can I say summer in the North,
But then can I say every other every other season
in the South? Spring? South? So you're in central Otago
and we're not too hot to dry, too hot to dry?
Too hot? What are your forest tend to drive?

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Winter does suck in the North?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Winters in the North was wet and cold, not that
nice South Island dry cold. Yeah, that's true, a lot
more blue skies.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Okay, yeah, okay, we're turning gm seed South.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I live in Hamilton, Okay, okay, well I don't think
you need to drag Hamilton into this.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
My instinct is a jeffer Us to say North. But
my absolute favorite place in the whole world is Topol,
but I always recommend South Island Roady for foreigners visiting.
Did it sound to you like Emma thought that the
South Island.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
No, no, she just loves and my favorite place Okay,
my favorite place is Topal, a beautiful spot.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Incently, some tourists were only in the North Island. We
had the Lovely listeners come in. Oh yeah, you were
a wave. Ay. I organized that, but they were seeing
like friends of some family members in the North and
they weren't going to the South. And I was like, no,
you need to do south. You need to do South.
When you drive the North on a great day, you're

(26:14):
like around the hills. Yeah, so great Central Plano. I mean, yeah,
Mason says, and this is an interesting nor the Mason jar. Yes,
so dumb. Sorry, so you should be. I met some
of the ones that runs a home with so or
really love that joke.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, and that was just for them.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Mason b oh yeah, Mason Erie. Yeah, why do we
call the Mason jars? Is it a brand or masonry?
Is my favorite position?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
That was really good. Actually, I don't think you're going
to be funnier this week. I don't think peaked on
a Monday.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Yeah as God, as God is twist and.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Wait for it to pop anyway for it. So Mason
near your position said, I've lived in both, and as
much as the South is beautiful, as exhausting to get
anywhere spread, I've lived in the South Island as well.
It's spread and it's a lot. Did you live in
Nelson and Central Otago, um Julie said, last time I checked,

(27:29):
there isn't it in Congolan in the North Island. Can't
be the best when you don't have the goat and
the roster. That sounds like a real one eyed sound
a Southlander. I will advocate for thecargo's properties. Beautiful properties.
Loves a bloody reno. You want to do another reno? Yeah,

(27:51):
you had such fun on the last one, and you
want to do it in some of the most unappealing
climate New Zealand offer. Yeah, yeah, wonderful, Wanica, says Kate
Lake Mountains wine skiing. That's she is that wrong?

Speaker 9 (28:03):
Galax lovely pen Jerry, Yeah, very very rags.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
People island. They're getting the white dialect and.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Telling their vowels aren't away.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
The sometimes Mars South Island more space less people. Now,
that's actually great thinking, good good cause video, and Eden
said Northland carries most of the weight for the North Island.
To be honest, it's a truly phenomenal both culturally, oh

(28:48):
she gratificably and geographic. You're not wrong, unique for the
North Island. That's well thought out. Aiden. This was a
top sill of Little Pole.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Does remind you that we do live in the most
beautiful country in the world. Were good way.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Sell Little pul today? Which island is better? There's South
Island pips it at fifty four percent.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Play z ms Fletchborn and Hale.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
There is a TikTok trend sweeping the app and it's
all about being the cool auntie as more and more
women like myself, I guess kind of is celebrate choosing
a more unconventional life or you know, bucking tradition of becoming.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Married homowning.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
You can't call them that anymore, No, you've got to
run it quite quickly a hormona hormon harmona.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
So typically, yeah, welcome to the world of being a homeowner.
Sorry sorry what yeah, we're all homowners here anyway. So
the video is typically got this they go plan a
married by twenty five, home, homeowner by twenty seven, kids
by thirty, and then it switches to them like now

(30:08):
drinking wine. Yeah, like plan B cool.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Auntie instead is the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
And in Europe, yeah, in Europe, child free on a bow,
on a day, doing whatever, celebrating a different zest for life,
more financial freedom. You don't have to have nieces or nephews,
by the way, to jump on the cool aren't okay,
You just can be to an auntie. It's basically just
celebrating not following traditional female roles.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Which so many people are men and women.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Well, you know, my whole show, The Baroness this year
was kind of about this. And it's interesting because at
the top I talk about it a lot and ask
like who has kids and who doesn't and whatnot. And
afterwards they have so many chats with women who were
just like, oh my god, Yeah, I just just maybe
like thought I was going to go that way and
then realized that actually there's just other things I guess

(31:02):
to put your time and money towards.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I ever wanted it, ever, Yeah, you're like holidays and
Chucky's and like blazers.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
And hamdbags, the new iPhone, the new iPhone seventeen on
its way right now?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
What are you doing?

Speaker 8 (31:15):
I just.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I've got children and I can't speak ill of them. Yeah,
they're not listening.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Yeah, but you've always wanted to be a dead and
then you became a dead and you love being a
dead love whereas you know, for me, I did pay
on a stick last week, you know, And I will say,
I will I was terrified, and I will.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Say, you're right, you are right. You've got the new iPhone,
You've ordered the new iPhone. I don't have the new iPhone.
I'm on a twelve. Yeah, and then all the money
that would be going to the new iPhone has to
go to like skull bags.

Speaker 9 (31:54):
Scho school.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Some friends of mine literally just sold their house so
that they didn't want to move out of, so that
they could go and move in a bit of school
zone school.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
God, noice, I live where it's nas you know, want
to live? I just went this suburb looks NAS High
School nearby. This is lovely, lovely trees to it, darling.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I mean, anyway, this is the If you are someone
like this that celebrates the child free life, you're gonna
jump on the TikTok.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Cool aren't trend plays ITAMS Fletchborn and Haley plays it.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
We want to know right now were you betrayed by
a friend and what happened? I love these stories, So
how how did you come across this article?

Speaker 5 (32:49):
There's a great site called Mamma Maya that's an Australian
kind of like so it's it's basically like a lifestyle
website using interne and stuff, and I always go on it.
And it was ten women sharing stories of when they
were betrayed by friends. One of them like it starts
from two girls matching with the same guy on Tinder

(33:11):
and they were best friends for twenty years.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Somebody else. The minute of sentence starts two girls. Your
brain goes one half. I know it's tough, how bad
that was. And if you've never seen it, don't see it. No, no, no,
but that's where my brain.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
No.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
But when you think about it, like you think about
events of the last couple of weeks, that was actually
quite in the scheme of things mild do I would
give what I would give for the most disruptive thing
of my year to be two girls, one cup. Yeah,
I know, not seeing a man get shot in the neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
when you didn't ask to see it. I know.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
So they both matched with this guy on Tinder, realized
as they were sharing as best friends do, like this
is who I'm chatting with. Realize it was the same person,
went Okay, well we'll both just back away, but one
of them didn't, and so they ended that on the date,
so that split.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
The friendship ended up splitting out.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
It's not worth a twenty friendship.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
I know.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Another friend was used at a wedding, so she provided
you know, cake and service and all this kind of stuff,
and then the friend never paid her.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah, a friend was a thirty five year old.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Friendship fizzled after one of them had a baby and
the other one was like, you're boring now and then
the when the But.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
But that's also good that that happens, because when you
have a baby, they need to be looked after. And
if you're a party person, you just keep putting a
party person, you're a piece of shit.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
And also it's just a sign that they were never
a true friend in the first place.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
But then, so this person had a baby, the person
never came and visited, not once, like didn't even text
or anything. And then the new mum broke her leg
and was like I need help. And then the friend
was like, I'm not really interested anymore. Anyway, We want
to know when you were betrayed by a friend. Maybe
they took your mands time, like.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
You know, like lied to you. Yeah, like I don't know.
Someone cheats, the best friend cheats, not with the hospital
or something. How did that.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Happen the best friend? You're like, you've got kidding me.
Or they stole maybe they just stole your stole some
money from you. Maybe they stole your identity online and.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Then got a low. Maybe you were going to a
potluck and they got first choice. You were like, I
wanted to do.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
That's bigger.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
I think we want to hear bigger stories.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Ding.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
What if it was Mac and che Yeah, what if
they said to you like, oh my god, let's both
shave our heads three two.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
One, and then one of them to rank? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
now you're born. Okay, dances and we'd love to take
your calls. Now you can take through nine six nine sex.
When were you betrayed by a friend?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
We would like to know right now, when were you
betrayed by a friend because people have just been sharing
their stories online and I thought that was so great.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
I wanted to hear from our lovely you know what.
I don't even know your real friend. Then is it?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Then?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
When it it happened fifteen or ten or twenty years
down the track and something like this happens, you're like,
how could you?

Speaker 5 (36:11):
But it does.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
And this is the thing.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
I'll be best friends of my best friend for thirty years.
And you're like, imagine if she ever betrayed me.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
No, it's too long. No, she wouldn't. She would, I'd
murder her. Anonymous joins us and Jessica betrayed me anonymous
joins us anonymous. When were you betrayed by a friend?

Speaker 10 (36:32):
I had surgery last year on my dominant hand. I'm
right handed, and I couldn't do anything for myself. And
I was at home and she'd come visit me, and
she'd bring over coffees for just herself or not awesome to.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Get me one, oh gosh.

Speaker 10 (36:50):
And then we were also sitting were just sitting in
my lounge, and then all of a sudden there was
knock on the door and she'd ordered herself over eights
to my house.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
That's that's not even I do that. That's just weird though,
that's not even that's weird.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
And I had not like said that she was ordering
food or anything like that. And then yeah, so I
just ordered myself for a bridge?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
What a what weird behavior? How long were you friends
with this person?

Speaker 6 (37:20):
Oh like maybe three four years.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
It's such an odd thing to do. You always say,
do you know I'm starving? Order some food before you go.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, that's everything.

Speaker 11 (37:32):
I would have offered to pay for.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
It, like, you know, yeah, to pay you back if
you're ordering, and I'll pay you put some money in
your kid.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
And so were you just like this, is that the
friendship's over?

Speaker 8 (37:43):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (37:44):
Ended that friendship. There was a few other weird things
that happened too that The nail in the coffin for
that one.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Was another one of the weird things.

Speaker 8 (37:52):
Oh gosh, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Did you tell her it was over or did you
just go to her?

Speaker 5 (38:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I told her, Okay, how did you? How do you
break that? I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
It was like a breakup message.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Oh hey, this has been really fun, but I feel
our lives are moving in different directions.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, over, it's over. Next time, bring me coffee hashtag
anonymous thank you for sharing our Let's go to another
anonymous caller. When were you betrayed by a friend?

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Hi, I was betrayed. Me and my best friend at
the time both worked at a shopping mall. She was
in a clothing store and I was in another clothing store. Okay,
one day she got caught on a when I wasn't
there on a week in shoplifting from the same mall.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
You don't shop where you eat it, yeah, don't shoplift
in it. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
So the screeny guy told her, well, your banned from
the mall for two years. She said, I work here,
and he's like, well, you have to tell your boss
because you can't come here for two years. She kept
asking to get transferred instead of telling her boss that
she got trespassed, and the boss wouldn't transfer her. So
she told her boss that I was shotlisting and she

(39:14):
was just with me and that she hasn't places as well.
So her boss went and spoke to my boss and said,
by the way, she has been caught shotlisting and as
trespassed for them from them all lucky. My boss went
to security and got the security footage and they both
sat down and watched it together to see that I

(39:35):
wasn't even there. She accused me of shotlisting to try
and save.

Speaker 8 (39:39):
Her own butt.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
That is so rue. How long had you been friends
for at that stage?

Speaker 6 (39:44):
About seven years? Being friends in sacre bowl all the time.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
What, oh my god, somebody just smacked down and did
they never got a bloody smack as a kid. Did
you like end it with her? Or like, how did
that end?

Speaker 8 (40:00):
That was it?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
That was it?

Speaker 6 (40:01):
I was like, you just tried to get me fired.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Good indicating by the way I think you always indicated
people don't couple of seconds.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Got you on hands free.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I'm not We're not judging. You're not judging here. I
just like to hear an indicator. And I believe she
told us that you were shoplifting. That's outraged that the
betrayal after seven years Anonymous, Thank you Brooke. We need
a frame betray you.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Oh guys, abouts and a half years ago, so I
was farming.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
I gave up farming for about six months and my
wife been at the time. She was like my opes here.
We ended up moving down to Talpo to her dad's
house building all the tendency stuff, which is great. And

(40:59):
in about three months into it, I get a message
from him asking why I hadn't paid any rents for
the last three months.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
No.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
I was sitting there and I was like, hang on
a minute, I have and I'm going through my bank
statements and I was like, okay, I've paid every week.
And I sat there and I said to my friend,
and I've just had a message from your dad asking
why I haven't paid rents in the last three months. Anyway,
third night, not a go through everything. And I looked

(41:33):
and I was like, hang on a minute, this isn't
the same bank account on dependence agreement.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
She's laundering money from you.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
It turned out it was her bank account and she
was keeping it and not even paying anything. And just
sat there quiet as they like, oh, I don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Oh, And so was that over?

Speaker 8 (41:54):
And then the friendship so maybe being the person I am,
I forgave her. Then a year later she ended up
passing away.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Oh my god, what sort of tale.

Speaker 8 (42:11):
So but he's like she her father took me to
tenancy and everything, and I was like, what the hell
you know I've got good, good thing with you know,
all my my old rentals and stuff. What the hell's
going on?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
And did you have to pay the money back?

Speaker 8 (42:26):
No, because I had proof that paying it going into
her account. He ended up taking her to tendancy and
getting all the money from her his own daughter.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
His own daughter. Okay, wow, what one lands? Thank you
broke some messages and when have you been betrayed by
a friend? And there's no shortage? My exprest friends decided
I was a sorry exprest friend. Singular decided I was
a baby killer because I was in charge of giving

(43:00):
childhood vaccines. Oh, needless to say that didn't well and
I don't miss her. Ah, my friend and who partner
borrowed my vehicle. I later had a call from the
police at a vehicle reachis and my name had been
used for in a hidden run. What turns of their
partner tapped somebody and kept driving. No one was No
one was severely hurt, But they were never going to
tell me tapped with a car is worse than tapped

(43:22):
on the shoulder.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Yeah yeah, And the spectrum of taps yep, it's up
there with hot tap. One of my favorite taps tap
dancing another great tap that's down there, Yeah, number, that's
my number one tap tap tap and GAP's a great
tap morning guys. I was married for six years and
together for thirteen years with two children, me and my

(43:45):
partner having a bit of an a shoe. My best
mate at the time was homeless and jobless, so I
let him stay and he ended up sleeping with my wife.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Thirty seven times.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Wow, thirty seven Wait did they keep a guy? I
was nice for a guy with no job and no home.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
Swoops than I'm happier now then, more than ever with
the woman of my dreams are now buying a house.
Would never have you know if it didn't happen, Ye,
shag my wife thirty seven times.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Well that's what you've got. No job, I guess you've
just got time to burn and shags to shag thirty
seven of them. No, thirty seven, thirty seven and prime number.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Feels like best visible by anything but itsself and one.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah, flitch didn't know what a prime I don't know
because I went to a desole one primary school such
as one. Now that's a prime number. Not my story.
Who was wanting to propose to this girl was being
kept in the dark by his own friends that she'd
been cheating on him with her with her best friend's husband.
With her best friend's husband. The penny dropped when the
best friend has been going through cancer treatment while she

(44:48):
was sleeping with her husband.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Oh my god, double backstab.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Judas. How could you even feel like good about yourself?
You like that's the lowest of the lot.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
We always say on these things, we don't charge. But
because this person isn't the missing, yeah, I'm judging on you.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah, dar you Thirty five years ago, I was at
university and my dad was dying from cancer. I was
in a group for a union assignment and some friends
and I hadn't done with some friends and I hadn't
done my part as I was busy doing stuff for
my dad. I went to a group meeting and they
told me they didn't believe that my dad was sick
and they wanted me out of the group. One I
got hercked in his coffin well. A week later, my

(45:29):
dad died and I dragged his body and showed the way.
Later my dad died. Though I've got friends for about
ten years. It's terrible. It is horrendous Judas judas, judas brutus. Um,
my best friend was in charge of our flat account
while flating with another friend. Long story short, she was
siphoning you hear oh, you hear this all the time,

(45:51):
that's happened to my friends and making us pay her back.
And it turned out she had stolen seven and a
half thousand, so we made her pay us back, kicked
her out in till of all of her friends that
she was a walked through town ding dong.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Yeah, shame, shame, shame, shame guys, can you not don't
betray mea Also, yeah, number one isn't a prime number.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
It's abatable because it's divisible by one in its south,
but it.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Is, but it is one. Yeah, two is a prime number.
Eleven is probably my favorite. Again, I don't know what
you're talking about. Seven's gorge Seven is gorgeous. If a
number can't be divided by anything, one.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Plays it. MS Fletchforhn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Congratulations goes out to Selena Gomis and Bennie Blanco, who
over the weekend married.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
And boy, oh boy, they look cute.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
She wore like a beautiful sort of wholes and neck
white dress and he just wore a classic black tux.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
She shared some photos on her Instagram just with the
date got married on the twenty seventh.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
That was satdy there our our Sunday. Yeah, this is.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Fresh where only bring the freshest news here born and
a lot of cellibs, heaps of celebs, including Martin Short and.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Martin Martin Short and who's the other guy, Yeah, well
Steve Martin. I was like Martin and Martin's only murders
in the building.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Yeah, only murders in the building. And then they were
sharing stuff because in one of the episodes of Only
Murders in the Building, she's in a wedding dress and
they're in tuxedos and it was all very cute and
also attending and what in honor it would be bff tasteworft.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
On a very busy week, very busy wee picking off
a big week for her, so she you know, she's
she said, screw you, mother nature private jetted in to
like a car and ready to bite.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
She jetted into the wedding and then immediately afterwards jetted
back off.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Because she's busy.

Speaker 10 (47:45):
Man.

Speaker 12 (47:46):
You know what I found so interesting is that every
all the guests, like it was full of celebrities. Paris
Hilton was there, like everyone was there. They all were
taken like they stayed in their hotels whatever, and all
got onto little shuttle buses and were taken to the venue.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
So no one knew what the venue was except for Taylor.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
She was told so she could get herself there.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Oh okay. Also, can you imagine shuttling celebrities and shuttle bus.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
In the back round? Remember us on the bus after
Michael Matt's wedding.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
You know, anyone's Lucy Goose, it's got a bloody can
in their hands and stuff. Yeah, yeah, I mean I
know Taylor's security is a lot heightened at the moment
because her stalk is missing and they're a bit worried.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Yeah, but yeah, everyone was in these little shuttle buses.
How cute Shearon? Yeah, Paul Rudd I saw photos of
as well.

Speaker 12 (48:37):
Meryl couldn't make it. Meryl Street wasn't there, She's filming,
never was prouda. Did you see side step.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Meryl in character as Miranda Priestley adult Changerbanna's Runway show.

Speaker 12 (48:49):
And everyone was like and she did like a little
Vogue shoot with and a win tour. But yeah, they're winning.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Looks so cute like that.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
She just like she looks bloody happy, doesn't She just
nice because she's had a bit of a rough run.
Our our girl Selena and Bennye Blanco, I mean, congrats.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
They're now mister and missus Levin.

Speaker 12 (49:08):
Yeah, that's his last name, Levin.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
You're going to say Blanco. He's a very funny individual.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
He is.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
He was on Little Dickie Show Dave and they called
each other chuck and it was I think it might be.
There was a segment before the opening titles, and I
just thought it might have been the best opening to
a comedy show I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
It's quite googly. So this is a busy week as
well for the t the Ta Gays because it's album drop.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
It is Friday.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I got we've got our mousepad to celebrate.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Did you guys see that.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
We've got a life of a show girl mousepad and
the producers but mouse I don't think we were doing
mouse pads anymore. We need to. It's a yucky desk.
Oh okay, I thought they all had lasers in them.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Now you're literally have a mouse pa.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
You've got a mountain. You've got to gel wrists needs
a gel rest support for him rest because he's a
DJ with he's a DJ. Yeah, and I just turned
it around to the side because I don't use rest.
He's got very strong I've got extremely strong res. Rittle bones.
I've heard this brittle bones. So he needs the gel

(50:24):
wrist pad. Constantly drinking milk.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
That's just that he drinks more milk, O clunch, But
I'm constantly seeing him drink milk.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Just loves milk. Also, I just come in the way
that I come into the mouse. Say that that looks right,
doesn't it. It's gorgeous, gorgeous technique technique, it's phenomenal, phenomenal. Actually,
you're playing the mouse like it's a piano. Thank you.

Speaker 12 (50:47):
Everyone's tuned out that way because that's that was a
super boring Wait.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Sorry of the show. So we go back to Yes,
you're right, we need to spin at least ten more
minutes on mouse, mouse pads and mouse and Clint.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Would it be mouse pad or mice pads?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
What is where? How stationary? Say? When you go to
but is it mouse pads? The mass should be mice pads.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Play fleshborn and play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Here's someone who shared a story of when they were
in high school and they said they've given code names.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Billy was his name the code name?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Because all that such a juicy story. Yeah, it's got
to be anonymous, anonymous.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Uh So they were sharing this that this is long
before Normal People was written and turned into a TV show,
which was a great show.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
There was about five or six years a guy.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I feel like, like the breakout.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
How normal were these people? Very normal? Very normal? And
what was the gist of it?

Speaker 4 (52:03):
He was the popular boy in school, she was the nerd.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
They fell in love and throughout the years as they
became adults, they kind of came in and out of
each other's lives. Yes, it was beautiful, very beautiful show.
She said she was with the popular boy at school.
They started hooking up and everything, and then afterwards he
said something to her that said, like, it just doesn't
make sense for us to be together, but I still

(52:26):
want to keep hanging out.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
It's just at school. Can you not mention it?

Speaker 4 (52:30):
And for the rest of their.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Late high school years they kept this up between sixteen
and eighteen, and he would like never said anything and
it was.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Just like it was basically embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Embarrassed by her. Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean that's probably
a big red flag, giant red flag, you would say.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
So this girl at school, she was like not very
popular at all.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
She was the funny girl, so she was like, no
one ever fancied me, but I was really good at
making people laugh, right, And then one day the slight
popular guy kind of like.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Was let's have a go.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
But I mean, like, I would be so insulted if
someone get me a secret, because that means they're not
proud of how you look.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
And how ful you are.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
It can be. There's lots of reasons people have a
secret to say that religion or like a different sexuality,
like they don't want to come out, or they don't
want to be you know, people to know, so they
have a secret relationship with a guy or a girl.
This is what I want to know right now.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Have you been in a secret relationship, whether it was
secret workplace because it was embarrassing, Yeah, there were other reasons.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Workplaces have those rules. We're not allowed to be in
a relationship with something. Yeah, yeah, that's why we had
to stop ours. Yeah, stop.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
When even the three of us are hanging out, there
was like, I need to come with you, and I'm
sitting there waiting and.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Shiny and swear. We still find each other quite irresistible.
All these years later off each other. It's been a
long times. It's the Google rumor. Guys again. Yeah, I
had kids.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
So for whatever reason, maybe if you're hiding it from
your parents, like a religious thing or a cultural.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Thing, sexuality thing, or you're hiding it from your friends.
I knew people that had a relationship. It was a
guy and a girl and she started dating the brother's
best friend. Oh yeah, and so that was going to
be awkward for a while. Yeah, and then it was
all good. I've read lots of books with it's the
storyline that.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Is a real smuts, that's a true brother's best friend
and the brother's like, do you touch my little sister
and she's like please, dare.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah, okay, I read books too, do you Okay? I
went hundred times and him thanks to that that actually
gave nothing. That did nothing actually take away from the brain.
You did not break the brain. You're like an inert gas.
It's all I even want. Oh, eight hundred dollars it in.

(55:03):
Give us a call now textro nine six nine six.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Have you had a secret relationship? We want to know
right now have you been in a secret relationship? Are
you aloe currently? Because a journalist she had online that
when she was at high school, she was sleeping with
the popular guy and he wanted her to keep it
secret because she was the nerdy, funny.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Girl, which is a giant red flag, right, Like, this
is someone embarrassed to be outlaming red flag. They don't
even want to be seen in public or at school.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
I think the person you're with, even if it's casually,
should be proud to be with you.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah, And if they're not, then find someone that is.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
I think maybe I was trying to think if I
had a secret relationship, because definitely one of the people
that I was with just before my twenty first was
quite ooh you know what I mean, like in every
sense of the word, this.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Is the DJ.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Remember a story of the DJ And I remember when
it was my twenty first and he was like, my
parents are going to come over early and just hanging
out with me and my best friend.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
He was like, well, I'll come over and I was
like no, and I did.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Because I didn't want to tell my parents about it
because he was like, oh and embarrassing. Yeah, so kind
of I've had a secregation chip.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Okay, Yeah, well he was oh and yeah, and why
why were you okay if he was oh, why were
you were we with him? Because he is a DJ.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Desperad or who knows? Yeah, because he was a DJ.
I don't know head tattoos, you know.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
That gets me. Yeah, But then you said he's I'm
so confused. When I was a young warthog, essentially when
I was a young lady, but in my mind, I
was like, when I was a younger lady, I was
in the closet and my lesbian football coach and I
got close and started seeing each other secretly, as obviously

(56:40):
multiple reasons why it wasn't appropriate. Player of the Year
at price given that year. After I left school, I
went back and worked at the school of support staff,
and while I was there, I started to date a teacher. Now,
nothing happened between us when I was a student, but
there was always a fear of that perception, so he
kept it super quiet and must say it was pretty
hart sneaking into her office during the day when she

(57:04):
was the only one there for a chick. It sounds
like one of your books doesn't happen books. Yeah, I
also read books. You're and you look at Haley, but
you know I read books. You don't read those books.
I can read though that you guys are doubt in
my ability to read. No one's read a sheet right,
read something. He's struggling. He's really struggling.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Worry house anyway, Anonymous, Please, I've been exclusive with a
guy for twelve years and only.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
A couple of people know what. We have five kids
between us, and they don't know. The kids don't know
our INX has.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Got together and coupled up, So it would have been
super shitty for our kids being given uh crap from
their schoolmates.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
That was all to get us. We've kept it a secret.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Okay, now the kids have all moved out of home
and we're going to come out soon.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
We're so excited.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Oh wow, wow wow.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
So their X has got together. And then these two
wixes were like, well, we're together now, but we don't
want to make it look like we've just partners.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Wall How do they not know though, like they must
know with all the kids in different houses. Anonymous joins
us anonymous. Did you have a secret relationship? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (58:25):
I did.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
It's been going on for three years.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
It's still so it's at the moment, it's current.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Yeah, it's very current. Still.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Are you both keeping it a secret or are you
just like the secret or are they the secret?

Speaker 6 (58:38):
We both keep a secret because we actually work together
as well.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Oh so that's the main reason you're keeping it secret.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
I think at the start we went into it like
we'ld keep it at s low just because we knew
too many people each other. Yeah, and then now did
we work together, It gets a bit complicated because we
actually work for a rugby team to be there. Okay, yeah,
so like none of the players know and none of

(59:11):
the coaches. No, but it's quite inside.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Jokes go down quite a bit with us and yeah,
oh that's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Okay, I love it. And how long has it been.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Going on for three years?

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Do you have plans on a launch?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
No? No?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Wow, So do you think it's just going to fade
away or it's just going to be forever secret?

Speaker 11 (59:36):
Like it's definitely been on and off, Like we keep
going like, oh this is a bad idea, and then
like one of us will be drinking with the rugby
boys and chicks will be seen.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
To Yea, that's just like my books that I'm going
to say, guys, I can read books. It's just like
Haley's books.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
That is very much like, hey, this book.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
And we definitely talk about that sort of.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Stuff like, yeah, it's hot, does it? Does it tune
you on a bit? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
And work for rugby. We were like kid sits when
the boys are training and stuff, and then we have
like a radio frequency.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
That will, oh you switch channel cool, some naughty channel.
Your booty looks nice today. I loved us. I loved us.
It's naughty. Almost sounds like when it's not a secret,
it's not going to be as hot and you won't
like it as much.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Yeah, that's kind of what we said. We're like, oh,
it's probably just if we do keep it a secret.
Otherwise this is going to be really boring.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Yeah, boring. I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
Boring.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Oh my god, I love this is not so brilliant Anonymous.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
Yes, I also first time cooler.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
We'll take it.

Speaker 10 (01:00:56):
We love that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Thank you so much, Anonymous. It's great story.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Be a stranger some messages in I was dating my
brother in law's brother in secret for a while because
we didn't want the family to know until we.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Were sure it would work. And then we told them, Oh, okay,
so brother in law's brother keeping Christmas. Yeah, Christmas is tight.
I'm a male farmer hooking up with my boss's supervisor
and he's hot. Kidy farmers got some gay farmer gay farmers?
Oh yeah, it wouldn't be many of those. It is

(01:01:28):
not out about Are you a gay Farmer? Are you
gay Farmer? I'm still We could do a new segment
on the show Gay Farmer? Are you a gay? Are
you a gay Farmer? I don't know what we'd do
with the segment, but probably once a year we could
do that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
It's this daily markin in the calendar on the twenty
ninth of September yeap or the closest weekday we can
get because I am not working weekends.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
We do are you a Gay Farmer? One year from
today to celebrate.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
Yes, ye see your September twenty ninth. Okay great, Someone said,
I'm still anou sick relationship. My partner and I worked together,
so we kept it on the download with our colleagues.
But that was two years ago. I don't work there anymore,
but he still does and hasn't seen anything. We're planning
on moving in together. We're getting married next year.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
I was in a secret relate gay farmers. I was
in a secret relationship with my now husband for eight years.
He's Indian and he had an arranged marriage for him
back in India. Is arranged marriage at restaurant. Oh my god,
you plumb a shout out the best Indian restaurant in
New Zealand. Well say that, yes, yeah, because my plased Yeah,

(01:02:32):
I'm net to see a better one. But anyway, we
had a child, happy in you though. We're now happily married.
But his family didn't know about me for eight years.
Eight and I found out a few weeks before the wedding.
Oh I know a gay farmer. He farms ostriches, the
most camp of all the birds. Yes, the gayest bird
it is because it's all like the show girls. It's
the show girls for you and get a bit bit
she and go like yeah, peki peak peep.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
And all ostriches are called Matt because a lady in
Masterton called gay Armor.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Honestly, her name is amazing. We're not asking is your
name gay farmer. We're asking in your soul are you
are gay?

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Farm?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
You are a gay farmer? Actively? And what do you farm? No?
Not right now? Your farm tops tops they locked them
up them for their farm, the tops and bottom of
the bottom of the Carrocter. Have we exhausted them done?

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Oh, someone just said I'm dating a judge and I
have been convicted in the past, So keep that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
That's brilliant. I love this was just one of me books.
It does sound also read books prove it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Next on the show, I'm a gay farmer, Dearie Farmer. Okay,
I think we're having the first actual episode of.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Bluetop milk bottom yet. Next on the show, it's back
to the day. What's the theme this week?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Born the Brain plays Flinched, Vaorn and Haley Infect of
the Day, Day.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Day, day day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Ye do it's brain week infect of the Day? Yeah? Good,
We've all got them. It's the most important organ in
our body, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
It makes organ would look pretty stupid, I dear, I say,
I think it would be cold.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
I think it would be loose and everything would flop out. Yeah, yeah,
it would all look like Robbie Williams and the Rock. Yeah,
but I know the brain and brain health. Yeah, brain,
howth I know we are going to talk about brain
house later in the week. One of them is about
you're gonna go a slain. Don't drink alcohol that rich

(01:04:52):
coming from you. You were slamming those those pink drinks.
Tell you what that's at the end of the All
Blacks game. The only thing left to eat in part
with those pink and yeah, you stin like a yuk.
This guy had all the choice in the world and
he was learning out for those pink drinks. I'm shocked,
not at all that he went for us. Yeah, playing drink.

(01:05:15):
There was fifty I drink too. God, we should open
up a stadium. There's money to be made. Stand.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Yeah, there's always money in the banana stands.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Open up stadium. So it's about the brain all this week.
I have that kind of attitude. You're not You're not
invited to my stadium. I'll tell you right now. Even
if there's a big concert all your favorite artists, all
my favorite artists and one spot niall Horan there, I'm there.
The first name I could think of, I'm there required.

(01:05:50):
But as long as he's playing satisfaction okay, and then
just touched me like I can get my There's such
an interesting energy in studio today. Running on reserves. I
feel like I've been on a low battery of poor sleeve.
And you know what, it's not good for the brain.
It's not good. He's a professional. Back to the brain.
Let's learn today about Christina Sandhouse, a lady, No Christena Sandhouse,

(01:06:25):
not Christina agu Lear. She is a woman who underwent
a hemisphereictomy, hemisphere ectomy, so they took out that is
the hemisphere, her dome, that is the surgical removal of
half of her brain because of cancer. Or she was
done to treat something called Rasmussen's something something.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Ras Mussins make your brangle.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
That's a renular neurological disease that causes severe chronic seizures
and gradual deterioration of brain tissues. So at age eight
she went under eight. I know eight. They suppose your
brain hasn't fully falled. They said it wouldn't work. It
wouldn't have worked for people older, because she had still
had time to recover and grow, and she was still
like her brain was forming. So she went out and

(01:07:12):
underwent an anatomic hemispherictomy, which in the entire right hemisphere
of her brain was removed. It took eight it took
fourteen hours, and her survival was low, but the rest
muslins would have killed her anyway. So after the operation,
she lost motor and sensory function on the left side
because of the old right side left side seat yeah yeah, yeah,
and partial loss of some vision. She went through extensive rehabilitation,

(01:07:35):
learned how to walk, balance, obviously everything again because one
half of her brain has gone. Here's what she's achieved
in half. Oh no, I don't like this because it'll
be way more than I've done. Yeah, and I've got
a fully Yeah. At the age at age seventeen, she
got a driver's license, despite everybody saying she would never
be able to do that. She is seventeen, Like, got

(01:07:57):
to seventeen with half a brain. Yeah, she's competed in
She was on the high school bowling team and has
maintained active pursuits. As the doctor said, it is crucial
the ramp and the gathers.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
She earned a bachelor's degree and a master's degree in
speech pathology in only five years. Holy she became a
speech in language pathologist, helping children and others with communication
challenges as she had faced them herself.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
She bought her own house. She was married hormonner. I'm
her homey owner. She married in twenty fourteen and became
a mother to two daughters. Despite the difficulties posted with
the physical limitations, whaty're out and she's adopted, and she said,
the hardest approach. Everything else she could work through. But
there hadn't been rehab for things or training for things

(01:08:46):
in motherhood. For example, she said she had to learn
and adapt herself to putting kids into car seats, changing
diapers because of her limitations. So she she's worked around
at all, so.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
She didn't see them as limitations, No, just challenges to overcome.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Binger put that in your gratitude. Gratitude. It's not a
triumph for me, But I can't put everybody else's trumps
in my trumps and tragedies.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Journal not triumphs of humankind.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
What an incredible story. It seems like a good boom. Yeah, yeah,
that is an incredible humans colon the triumphant. Yeah, we
don't put bad things in there. So today's fact of
the day is there is a woman out there, Christina Sandhouse,

(01:09:35):
I mean I'm having fun. I'm having fun today, fun
with my best friends. Yeah. I love you guys, I
love you. I love you, Feah, I love you, Flitch,
I love you. You just say it, Willie Nelly. We
should be saying it, Willy Nelly, we should say it often.
I want to put this in my triumphs. I love you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
So today's back to the day is Christina Sandhouse at
half of the removed when she was an eight year old,
and she's accomplished more than most of you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
In fact of the day day day day day.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
Do do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
De playd ems Fletch Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Plays ms Fletched one and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
Well, thank you to everyone who came to see my
show The Baroness and didn't need it on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
It was so much fun.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Great crowd, great vibes, great show, great comedian. She's modest
and that's what we like about her.

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
And I do apologize because so many of our lovely
listeners afterwards were like, come have a drink with us
in the octagon, and I was like, oh, I was
so tired this weekend and I needed to take a
bit of care of myself.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
So I know I BEG department both nights.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Really impressed and last night you intervieed early and you
had a weekend of chill. Yeah, I need it because
you've been a MELTI can handle.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
I have been a MOUTI candle like my candle is
more of an oil burner at the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
But I have some thought.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
I have a few reflections on Donedan, not Dunedan. Also
the accommodation that I was in one. Do you guys
know that the pedestrian tics in Dunedin have a funky beat?

Speaker 8 (01:11:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Did you record it? That would have been good a yeah,
just because you know audio. Someone is inded in right
now because it wasn't just like our social media is
would just call us. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah,
beside a pedestrian crossing with a funky beats, which specifically

(01:11:41):
it might be a specific installation.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
It was one to the right of the octagon if
you were facing out the collection, if you're facing up
the hill.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
It was just to the side.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
It was on the main street, heading towards all the
shops and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
On the corner of the.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
Going up towards the Cassie no things. The way other
way down the hill street towards the church is what
I mean to the right. If you're facing up towards
the church.

Speaker 10 (01:12:08):
But then you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
The main street. That's not the main street. The main
street in particular, it's close to the main street. The
main street.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
Okay, well, I feel personally attacked. But I've heard I
heard it a couple of them. I think it's Dunedin white.
It was like you know in Wellington, ukl Weir Ofver's just.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Bug. The floodlines are. Nobody is getting out of their car.
They love universally loved. They couldn't care. People will do
anything for us.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
My other reviewer is I stayed at I stayed at
like an apartment like and it was an unmanned, you know,
lock box.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
And I stayed at the service.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
No not so it wasn't. Yeah, I mean they cleaned
it at the inn. Wait, so you've got only got
the talents that they give you for that weekend yea, yeah, yeah,
we've got to tell here, We've got to tell heavy
us over here. I have on a new towel in
a hotel. I don't care. I had two hours and
that was plentiful for the three showers they had while
I was there. Yeah, that was fine. So when did
you get there? Friday night, Friday night, Saturday morning, Saturday night.

(01:13:09):
I didn't have one. I didn't have one Friday night.
So you traveled. Yeah, you traveled.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
And then I got home and I fell right asleep
on the couch. I fell asleep on the couch at
the weekend, too nice.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
I did not know what was happening.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Yeah, I was very confusing. And I was in this
apartment that I barely knew. But the apartment that I
stayed at, everything was backwards. So the lights you were
like pointed out and you flicked them the other way
for the lights to go on. The tap in order
to turn it on, you pushed it forward rather than

(01:13:41):
pulled it out. The hot water was on the wrong side,
do you know what I mean? Like everything had been
kind of installed wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
It was very like an upside down house.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
Yeah, Like I was like, how do you turn the
tap on? And then I said to kind of leaver
it forward? And then I put it towards hot and
it went cold, and I put it towards cold and
it went hot.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Literally everything was do you think someone was staying there
in the bird enough to be funny, do you know
what I mean? But someone could have been staying there
like a group of mates who realized and electricians and
would be funny. Wearing the whole thing is mixing everything over.
It was very confusing, Okay, And then I do have
to apologize. I'm not the appartment was lovely. I have

(01:14:21):
to apologize. I got buttered chicken everywhere. Wait is this
on Friday night?

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Friday Night show?

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Friday Night afterwards?

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Wait, stinky, you've been upsets four in the morning. Yeah,
you've been on a plane. You're covering a buttered chicken show?
Straight to bed for me?

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
So I don't know how, but I got a butt
of chicken from like next door, and I was like, oh,
I'm so excited to sit down and watch TV with
this curry.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
And then I did that thing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
I peeled off the lid and it kind of went
black over the splashback.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
In the kitchen, and I was like, that's all right,
I'll wipe that up.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
So then I wiped that up and I enjoyed my curry,
fell asleep on the couch, went to be woke up
in the morning. I was like, and there was a curtain,
like a sheer curtain, separating the bedroom from the living area,
and it had like three splits of curry on it,
and it was miles away from the catcher. You already
walked a bit to wipe your mouth along the way

(01:15:16):
past because it's such a feral. Then I went to
the bathroom and there was a splat on the wall,
and then I was like, what the hell? And then
yesterday when I checked out, I always pulled the covers
up on my bed just to make it look not
like a bloody helstorm.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
There's a little bit in the bed were coming out
of a white sheet.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
There was curry on the white walls, the sheer oatmeal curtain,
and and I do apologize, but anyway, well that's what
you get having a back to front apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
It was all very old play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Now vohen you found a kind of what a deal
breaker or a great kind of test on a first date.
Lauren Hill has written an article for the Everygirl dot
com saying, this first date idea reveals compatibility and in
an hour, an hour, an hour, because you take over
an hour, they say sorry, you've failed the escape room.

(01:16:13):
Oh god. That actually is a great compatibility test for me,
because if someone suggested that, I'd be like, I've never
seen you escape room. I hate that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
I would lose my shit, you know what I mean.
I've actually never done one. But I think I would
get too competitive and overworked, and then my like funny
comedian persona would come off and I would realize that
I'm actually super highly strung and not that fun. I
reckon Hall, you would lock in, you'd locking and nobody
in a fun way, not a fun way. I'd be
like to cut it out, you know, I get all snippy. Yeah,
Funhiley has left the room. It happens every now and then,

(01:16:47):
doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Yeah, you're trying to find a pattern in something and yeah,
you're like, I think this is something and you're like, no,
they told us we would already yank. That opens, and
then the wardrobe, the back of the someone solves a
puzzle in the back of the water opens. There's another room.
I love escape I hate them yet to know from me,
But yeah, She goes on to say, it's it's like

(01:17:08):
a natural icebreaker. It shows how they handle pressure, which
Hayley's just said she would turn into a four lambster.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
I saw a guy rear end a car in front
of me, like boom, and I cried and I panicked.
I mean, it's just I'm not even in the crash,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Cry, I bursted. I said, what do we do?

Speaker 8 (01:17:27):
What do we do?

Speaker 10 (01:17:27):
What do we do?

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Yeah? I was, I just got you. Just take down
his number plate in case you got a fright. I
don't know. Okay, maybe you're not great. In an escape room,
you get a good idea of if you can and
how you will work together. You also get a glimpse
at your truest self. Yeah, because the stress and like
you say, it comes out my pressure stress times ticking.

(01:17:49):
You get to see whether or not they will value
your ideas because.

Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
It's actually really smart and you have a shared experience
right off the bat.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
And do they listen to They listen to you like
you're saying this code and you're just like, there is
nothing more frustrating than being in an escape room with
a dumb dumb shut up and get ready to what
to do?

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Imagine saying that on.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
A first day, she's like, oh, maybe the lot seven
seven seven.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Numbers maybe your parents dropped you as a kid trying
to solve a cowboy mystery riddled.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Maybe this is a great test.

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
Yeah, will you break it down? You're like, yeah, that
would be a great if you If you're someone who's
just like cut to the chase. I just want to
go straight away.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
And know how you worked here that Georgia, you just
got married. Would this have worked on a first date
with him? No?

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Also, it's hot in there, guys, and when you got
heat and pressure on time, it's always hot. No's And
the next minute one minute.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Nick minute, Sorry, we don't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
We don't say you're in there, it's hot, you're in there.
Neck minute.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
It just clos it's just solid. See it does everything it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Needs to do. Actually, oh no, you've got some songs
to play today, Georgia. How many have you got?

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
I reckon it'd be about hundreds hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Hundreds of tuo And we've had a Bird of the
Year announcement the Kadaia and falcon. I love that. It's
a beautiful bird. I met when earlier this year, stoked
down there at wingspan just out of which I.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Can rat, I said, stoked, there'll be bloody Stokes and
that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
I ran over a possum on the way to work.
I went across onto the other side of the road
and got it. You wanted to tell us a race, not.

Speaker 8 (01:19:46):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Congratulations to you podcast. Let's sen you've reached the end.
So I would assume if you've listened all this way through,
you're either asleep and which case, or you enjoyed it.
So drop us a review and tell your friends.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
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