Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - September 30th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is for the Flesh has Big Pod, brought to
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Good morning, Fleet Horn and haileyt. It's two minutes past sex.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Cock, some antler, Honk and Ginny is. Ah.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
I was gonna because I always do my makeup at
work and I just found my tweezers and I was like,
I have a little plucky wucky.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Oh my lord, you're finding some goodies all right, Honkers.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
You're just leaving them on the desk, little little chin
the quiet course. Eh, yeah, okay, we'll brush those away
before bre and Clint get in.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Has it been a cat and studio or some sort
of dog? No, No, that's Hailey's chin here is Oh.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
I love plucking them though. The top six is coming up.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
The Met Service weather warnings are going to be displayed on.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Billboards digital billboards around the country should there be an
incoming weather warning. It's good because normally, unless you go
to the app, you don't really know.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
You the news sites, you wouldn't really know.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Would you know?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
You're listening to the radio as you should be in
your kids.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Absolutely as you are now listener, Hello, Hello, and good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
So you'll be able to see the warnings. The weather
one is on the billboards.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Got the top six of our sorts of warnings that
should be on billboards.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
I love that. Next on the show, though, we're going
to start with the PSA.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
A little PSA to our lovely loyal listeners who know
us so well.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Has been quite trigged. Yeah, PSA involving a pole dancing.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Squirrel plays fled Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
And Haley Well, a big thank you to everyone who
has filled the well my personal Instagram and BOK.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
I think Vaughn's had quite a few.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I've had a couple of the EHZDM page.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I believe Shannon has been an undated with.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
I mean it's spot on.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Really a recommendation for a purchase I should make, which
is a taxi dermied squirrel on a st for pole
and I'll say, I'm just on the website now it's
a shop in Tulsa, Oklaholmer.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, and uh, this is it's so good.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
It's quite so cheap. I would have thought cheap.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Five hundred and seventy five years dollars for something like this.
The size, Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
You wouldn't be able to import that into New Zealand, though,
would you. It'll be tough. The dog sniffer, the dog
sniff that dog bed. I reckon. Someone messaged me last
night and I've.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Absolutely had so many messages of people being like, oh
my god, look at this.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I thought of you, Well you did buy the two
headed Duck, which I love that people see this stuff
and look at me and think of me and seeing
it to me. I do genuinely love it and don't stop.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
But I reckon.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I've heard about maybe three hundred people. Wow, okay, and
it's all I've got. And it's it's not that I
don't like the product, it's just that the name of
the shop triggers you.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's called black m O t H.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Right, And for those that don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
M O t H horrendous pholus like horrendous. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
If I said the word it's like really bad, you
would you would shuddering.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Like like almost like a like ear goes down to
my shoulder to anyway, it goes like just went on
the website and their logo is a big em.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I can't even look at it, like an animation of us.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
So you've had three hundred plus people seeing you one
of your most.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
It's like all I can see. I look at the squirrel,
I think nice, and then all I can say is
that word. So I think we'll just call it there.
Well just okay, so Hailey seen it. It's just.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Hale.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
I We've been all sent it to pass it on.
I think it's reached its intended hands.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
And you look.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm on the website. I can't buy it. It is
in America, but if you are listening now on the
podcast on art Radio, you can go and buy.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
It if you're in America.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
If you're in America, because what are the rules.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
About importing animal product? Right?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
So lots of texting, like I've got two Arctic foxes,
and you know they're to come from the Arctic, didn't
they They're not from Lovey, you know the island long ago?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, they hear so long ago that like, I don't
know if things were loosier back in the day.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Okay, now listen here.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
I will say, I am on the website and I
think this shop's whole.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Quirk is funny. Taxi to me, here is a squirrel.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
In a canoe Oh see, that's cool. That's pretty cools.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
You can I put texted me into New Zealand, but
you must meet strict biosecurity and c I t EES requirements.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
A full body raccoon eating crackerjacks.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Okay, so you can do it.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, well, why don't you get the stripper?

Speaker 5 (05:01):
You know there were two.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
There was a sort of light brown one and then
a darker brown went they both sold out. They've had
heaps of them, so they must do them a lot.
But the stripper squirrel is she sold out?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
So sites is the Convention of International Trade and Endangered Species.
So you wouldn't be able to import endangered species or
an Arctic fox?

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Are they endangered? I reckon? I've got one for worn.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Okay, what is this?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Full body squirrel on a motorcycle with a durry.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Look at that and I mean that's that's an art Really,
that's quite do you know?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Actually I know I've got I'm getting quite a few
hobbies sort of lined up and on the go. Oh
my god, don't tell me.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
You actually want to get into it.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Like imagine I do follow a check on Instagram. Who
is a female taxi to me? Artists right, and she
does stuff like this wild Oh my god, the American
stuff's amazing.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Do you think we've got the right sort of animals
for texting to me?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
It's either like precious, precious native birds, yeah, or just
kind of.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Like peat stoats and fires.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
You're like a go like.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I've got a goat and you're like, yeah, that's quite cute,
is it.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah, But it's not like the America. America's got the
pick of the bunch.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Man play z ms Fletchbourne and I'll hang on.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I've accidentally collecked an ad on the story I was
going to talk about. Oh do you know what's worse?
As I've used my forty gigs of company data, so
I'm ongabye. I think when I transferred my rapped out
of my phone, I wasn't on Wi Fi and I
downloaded all the apps on that's five yeah, but silly.
So I'm on like nineteen ninety nine Internet speeds. Carnival

(06:51):
Cruise Line, oh yeah, the people that do cruise ships.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Which we've decided we're not ready for yet.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Or we'll talk about this at the week him with
our friend Mike. He went on a cruise to and
they Mike and Matt. They went on a credit lovely
with Mom and Dad with Iris on the on the
boat which.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
With a guinea tap.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
We're so born. I don't think you were particularly keen
on cruises until you hear that there.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Thing makes me happier than an Irish pub that does
just like the most basic food and a guinea.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Mike had particularly enjoyed it. No, the Irish pub, No,
he said he probably wouldn't do another one later. Yeah,
but he said it was all ages, like he said,
it wasn't like all boomers.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
All ages That means kids too, right, I'd go adults
only they.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Did have like adults only like Yeah, but Carnival Cruise line.
See cruise people have made an ice cream flavor and
it's another stunt ice cream flavor. You know, brands do
this all the time. Was it Doritos that did? Oh
my god? Speaking of Doreta's, have had many messages about
cool ranch being back a new I've never tried it

(08:02):
would now be the ideal time to tell you I
made orange chocolate most from scratch yesterday.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Oh my godn you seen a photo? It looked delicious.
It was delous. Is the ideal time.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, I don't know when else will do.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
We're talking about just talking about the gym before this,
but we were talking you were about to talk about
ice cream. Cofused how we got here.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
We're talking about ice.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Creams, and so I was I thought we were on
a little bit of a dessert.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Sorry, I just got confused because we went to Dorito's
and then we got excited about cool Ranch, and then
now we're back at Moose.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
At Moose, well, Dorito's did that coriander? Do you remember
they did? I think it was a it was April
Falls that did a coriander flavor. Well, this is a
stunt ice cream from Carnival and then Lewin ice Cream,
and it's sunscreen smells and tastes like sunscreen, the first

(08:50):
ever sunscreen ice cream.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I do like the smell of sunscreen, like a classic
Cancer Society sunscreen. Really yeah, I know I like that
coconut yea, who does it?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
So not Latan but another one.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I can't do a coconut. A few of them do. Yeah,
And apparently people on this cruise ship have tried it
and people went for seconds, So I don't know. I
tasting like coconut.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Do you not like I do you know what flavor
it ice cream?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
This should make?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
And actually you've got a ninja creamy, don't you?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, vivid?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
You want a sharp slashboard, vivid whiteboard market.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yeah, but would it be like crash, but it would
be like Chris.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
It would be yeah, insane, the wef of there. So
some some people commenting on the sunscreen ice cream right
off the bat a tsunami of coconut, so they went coconut.
Another described as toasted coconut overkill. Some detected banana and

(09:57):
some didn't, but wish they are head. Yes, several people
notice a tang notes of lime and other citrus.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Now I know this break was sort of darting around,
but I and I'm not trying to thumb in a
little thing here. For we're house show sponsor Show spawn
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(10:27):
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Speaker 2 (10:29):
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Speaker 4 (10:36):
That's why I was like I might get there because
that that is the one you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
It that it's like actually smells legit.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, oh yeah, yum, but I get it. I need
it soon, summer's coming.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
I'd sort of eat it. I know, you gotta.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
We should be wearing some block every day on the face.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
They stop the face. That's what they say. That's what
they say. That's what they say.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Ms. Fletchbourne and Hailey from the Fletchborne and Haley group chat.
This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yes, sir, welcome to the Top Sex. Today.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
We'll be looking at other warnings that we need on billboards.
As it's weather. Warnings are going to be put on billboards.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yes, some more than five hundred digital billboards across New
Zealand will be displaying met Service ANIMA, the National Emergency
Management Agency notices and they can be like targeted just
to different areas. You know, electronic billboards everywhere. So good. Yeah,
because those times and you're not on a newsample, you're

(11:37):
just kind of oblivious. You're so busy you don't notice
these things.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
And some of your cars blowing around.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah you're six feet underwater. Yeah, that'll happen.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
It happens.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Just straight underwater. Yeah, drive drive drive torrential rain or
you just drove into the harbor one of the two. Yeah,
what I've got the top six other warnings we need
on billboards, because if these billboards can flash up with
the warning, they should be able to flash up other warnings.
That number six on the list, You forgot to get
chicken out of the freezer for dinner? What a warning?

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Are you turning around here going to get the freezer
chicken out? Or you're just gonna buy some more chicken
on the way home.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
That would actually be a great billboard for a supermarket. Yeah,
like start the advertising you know in the morning checking out. Yeah,
come get some fresher and get popping a gash on
the way home. And we've got breast this week. Nine nine,
that'll work. Yeah, I mean I don't do the breast,
but you do the what is the other the little
ones thigh? That's the best for chicken.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Number five on the less of the top six warnings
we need on billboards.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
You didn't put your odor in on?

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Oh yeah you smell? Yeah, I actually haven't.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
You haven't put on I've run out.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
I'm make sure I'm doing an order now.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
So well, we got some in the locker.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
No, I know, but I like the mitcham gelcham.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Gel Well, I just same who I am, And I
won't reminder that you need to purchase the odorant and
then put it on number four on the list of
the top six warnings we need on billboards. You need petrol?
Yeah you can't?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Does warn you?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Sometimes sometimes?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, sometimes, as a woman who recently ran out of
petrol in the car, didn't warn me.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Sometimes it doesn't. It does warn you, Haley, you just
didn't notice that does.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
That car have a light or a needle? It has
a needle.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
It didn't ding me, and it has so many other
alerts on right, you know what I mean. It probably
got lost in the lights.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Again user error.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah, it's not my.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Car, you know.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
It feels like a Patsy problem.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
Well, mum's yeah, that's what you get number three on
the list of the chop six warnings when it on billboards.
You never called your mum back, and she's currently imagining
you did.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
In a ditch they do. You don't call them ring,
that would be nice for mind it ring your mum
ring your mom?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, ring, mam. She thinks you did and I'm not
sure in the list of the apearance to do all.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
The time, I still have to text you when I
arrived somewhere.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
I got here.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, if I if I drive further than work home, homework.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Got to text sim I'm here, I'm here. I just
tax a Hamilton.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Why don't you just give her fine friends and then
have to teach her to use.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Her Number two in the less of the top six
warnings we need on billboards. Remember, you brought your own
lunch and you don't need to buy it today.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah, but you know how young.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Sometimes it's not as young, but we're trying to save
a little bit of Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
And number one of the less of the top six
warnings we need on billboards, we need the she's in
the luteal phase, Day twenty.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
That is a warning that would be very helpful to
the world.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
We should all have that.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, Hey, heads up at stay seventeen Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Things a little predictable.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
There will be tears, to be honest, that could be
more destructive and devastating than a cyclone.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I feel like should give about some billboard space too.
Totally day sort of seventeenth through.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Twenty I'm out the other side, and that's why I'm
so bloody Chipper.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
She's Chipper.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Give me a fortnight.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Play MS Fletched, Rawn and Haley play z.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
MS flesh one and Haley Goolies, jump on, Jump on,
because I reckon. We're all going to love this, because
I would say that all of us love nails, but
particularly producer Carwin, who we do want to remind you,
at one point wanted to be a nail influencer.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Do you remember That's right?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
With the nails, the nail my.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Beautiful art that you guys were all like, Wow, I
don't believe you didn't get into that.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, wait, what did you You're actually you're in good now.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
You put on the nails something but it looked like
something else. It was strange job.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
But you said it looked like March Simson, which is
just it. Did it look like March That's what it
was to them. I will say that really made me laugh.
But it did look like March Simpson.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
But you're really good at doing nails now you're better
now that you're not a nail influencer doing nails.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
But one of the problems with nails, I've got quite
long nails at the moment. And I'm a pianist, and
when I was young and I had long nails, if
I tune up to my PANO lessons with Diana Diane Alexander,
she would tell me off and see your home and
I wasn't yeah, and my parents had to pay for
the lesson, and so it was like not good. This
would be perfect for us long nail loving girlies who

(16:26):
also liked doing things that long nails prohibit.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Like.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
You mean, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Or for our lesbian listeners.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
You know this will be perfect because there is the thing,
the lesbian manicure.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
You get two short nails.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
And your two middle ones are sure.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Wait, if you wanted to profess profession nail, would you
ask for them right now?

Speaker 7 (16:49):
Lesbian manicure it's a thing.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Yeah, so you just choose these ones, are these ones,
and you get them shorter?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Auto fell in on what was going to say, lesbian manifesto?
What's that? Probably kill all the men? Right?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
You probably? Okay, I'm seeing photos now.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's the thing.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
You nice long claws, but two of them on your
hand of choice are shorter.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Why is that? Oh, it's just.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
We're not even go to need to tame that job. Yeah, okay,
this would be perfect, right.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
This is an even better version of clip on nails
or stick on nails. So you you get a little
what would it be like an extension basically, and that
you would glue to your fingernail, but you would file
this right right down, so it's just the normal length
of your fingernails.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Okay, you're fine.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
And then to that you attached this kind of is
it like MAGNETI.

Speaker 8 (17:52):
It's almost command hockey yeah, strip Yeah, so when you
take the nail off, you roll, you can.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Like clip it off, but then you can clip it
back on.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
So basically then you have natural short nails. But now
you've normally.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Got three nails on, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
The bass layer that you put on, which is the
adhesive layer, is really thin.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Right, it's like a natural neude nail.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
It looks like nothing when you've got it on the nail.
Like there's her with the bass layer on, so it's
super super thin and lesbian. Not a lesbian, she's gone
longer in the middle.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah. Yes, we're determined.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
Clicks, just going to walk up to strangers and be like,
can I see your middle to.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
Don't.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
It's funny though. Once you know it, you can't unsee it.
When you meet people, you're like.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh, like a little giveaway.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Yeah, so when you meet someone with just one long
little finger, yeah nail?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah yeah yeah, strivers you know they used to do
it to like count cash and stuff or like people
that used to work in counting money would have a
long nail.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Would And do you know who also has a long nail?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I thought they talked about with the sponge, you know,
just to put their finger in it.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Do you know who it also has a long nail?
And who would love this?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Bruce Springsteen, the boss for playing because remember Sophie who
does my nails, once got called in to do a
manicure on Bruce Springsteen and he gets an extension on
his finger, just on finger to pick on the guitar
and then he removes it at the end of the night,
just gets a fresh one each.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
And it stays on for him to do that.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, like these are I mean, I've got extensions on
mine at the moment and.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
They are it's UV cured right, Okay.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
So Bruce Springsteen would love this clip on nails.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Lesbians would love this clip on nails farmers would lovel.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Some painters, sculptors are embroiders keep one or two long
nails as a tool for scrape and shaping or guiding thread.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
See, they would love these cloths.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Some people keep one long cokenail historically associated with drug use,
or simply the.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Finance rose finance Bros. To peel fruit. People keeped a
long nail back in the day to peel fruit. Yeh,
I find it hard to peel my mandies and oranges
when I clap my nails.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
You've got lovely fingernails, fletch do I?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah, you really do.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
It's got a great cuticle bed, doesn't it lovely.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Shape?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Wellcare, you got the hands of a lesbian to my left.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
I love it all short though, Yeah, they are sure.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I'm just reading about the history and the stories involved
in like different length nails.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
This could be effect today, it could be affect of
the day. I don't know if there's enough nails.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Historically, long nails, especially an imperial chinel or eighteenth century Europe,
showed you didn't need to do hard work. So that's
where the long nails came from. It you can't need
your hands for manual labor.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
And you've also got a lovely nail bed. Fantastic.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
What is the shell of lovely nails?

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Lovely?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I'm sparkly and long.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
I need to push back.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, well you can come to my next manicure. And
also who loves the phone to push back your cuticles?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Clay Zims flitch Ford and Hailey Hall.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Silly Little.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
It is so silly, silly, silly bad, silly little.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Pool, silly poo, silly little silly. Here's a quick here's
a quick pe you say before selling Little Pole. Don't
take multi vitamins and stuff on an empty stomach. I
feel like I could be sick.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, it makes so nauseous.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
It makes me feel sick. You're gonna eat some food.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
I'm having my poro djurly because I felt like in
the kitchen just then I was gonna spell it. Oh no, yeah, vitamins,
silly Little Pole.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Todays. Do you have New Year's plans yet? I don't.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
I don't plan on having.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
You haven't been invited to my phonota. I host every
year and I love it.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Just a good small girl.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Everyone brings food, so you're not You're not hosting as
them like putting on a meal. Love when everyone brings
food one and some people bring their own chili bans,
so your fridge isn't all clogged up and you just
perfect night on the deck.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Eighty four percent of people are yet to make New
Year's plans.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Eighty four percent of people don't have plans. How many
days away from Christmas? Ad? Seven?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
It's October tomorrow, it is. It's the last day of
September today. Wow, I've got one more with eighty six.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Days until Christmas? So ninety three? Yeah, days two And
if you're I mean, obviously we've spoken about RNA A
lot of festivals over you year, a lot of concerts.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Go camp If you want to go camping at the
hot spots around New Zealand, you've already too late.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
You've all the good one.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
You've got to get accommodation like last month, the month before.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
All like Hawks Bay that's always booked up up North Commandels.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Some people book the same spots in a column every year.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
They're just still had a year out.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah yeah, rot right as they leave. Yeah, you know,
I wanted to do as they are want to do.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
They just chuck it in for next year.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
We'll again.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, you'll make the new book and ye see.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Then well some feedback on it lot, he said, My dudes,
it is only September. Can we calm down.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Please, Spooky season, it's October to my it's October tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yep, it's the speaky season first. But you've got to
make because what do.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
They say if you are booking flights anywhere like three
months out'sideal? Yes, and that is the kind of the
where we're at that we were at. Yeah, but then
also Christmas and New Year, they there's a added to
spike its peak. There's a tax on that on those times.
Louis said, I run and own bars. I'll be at
the bar.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
But I've worked for since the sex then I wouldn't
know what to do with myself if I was it
wasn't working.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
New Years and what you do for your servance very.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Much happy to pay for me thinking going out to
clubs on New Years.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh, it's been years since I went to.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Town on New Year.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, I don't know if i either half.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I did win my Wellington days really when I was
like nineteen twenty, we used to always start somewhere and
go to town.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
That's a miss said.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
We're going to celebrate hog Maney and the tiny village
in Scotland because I hate crowds, but I also like
the vibes of a party atmosphere, so.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
It's a win win hog Maney. I don't know what
that is is that I'm gonna I like the New
Years where things just happen and you have the best time. Yeah,
it's not overly planned. Those have always been the best
New Year's comeover.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
We'll just see the Scottish New Year's celebration. It's one
of the biggest annual festivals in Scotland. December thirty first
school tradition. I love a Scotty first after midnight, the
first person to step through your door brings luck. Traditionally
it should be a tall, dark head man, ideally carrying
gives like cold whiskey, short bread or salt.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
All dark scotsman you see with light eyes, brown skin.
Are you going to find one of the skin and Scotland.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
I heard those torchlight processions and fire festivals that are
big big bonfires.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
They're seeing old ang sign.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
New Years.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
Yeah, so that's the Hogmanay tradition. That's interesting. We're learning things.
Thanks Kate for opening up the apps. Lisa said, your
girls turning forty on New Year's believe we're having a
blowout party.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Oh good day, Lisa.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Too early waiting for my roster to come out. I'm
an RN registered nurse and we get rosted six weeks
in advance.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
My old job was only two weeks.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
I really couldn't make plans unless we've already had it
pre approved.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
That's annoying if you'd want six weeks out to know
what my.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
New Year's roster is going to be. Either still just
a clicking into.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Place, Yeah right, running away to Barley for Christmas and years,
that's going to make life lovely. Tony, I'm boring and
I'm usually sleep by ten.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's okay too.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
You wake up and you start the year.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Chipper is being in Beard by nine pm with a
book counted as a plan.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yes, that's a plan. Are you going to go to
Hailey's for New Years?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
And what are you going to do?

Speaker 5 (25:51):
I don't ever know my hody.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Mind you being all negative now that it's going to
be negative nearly.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Likely people at my far be negative nearly. There'll be
Margarita's and there'll be a barbecue and there'll be Dan's
famous anchovy and not anchovy artichoke dip.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
You tried it, well, you try it when you came
over the other night.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Was delicious, cheesyta choked cheesy.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I would love that.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
It is unwar Dan makes it every year.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
You would love it.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Well, I've just got to get through to Christmas and
then I'll figure out my plans. Kirsty, our first baby
is joined December twenty third, so I'll either be in
the middle of incredible sleep, deep perversion or in the
throes of labor. I reckon, that's a fair cal Yeah, Ashley,
Mum's sixtieth is New Year's Day, so plans have been
locked in for years.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Oh wow, you're not going anywhere?

Speaker 6 (26:38):
No, Oh my goodness, who doesn't New Year's even Dubai
bring it on?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Said Natasha.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
That would be fun.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
That would be insane New Years in Dubai would There'd
be fireworks, right, insane firewok off the clubs and everything.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
I'll be amazing. Yeah, we all go so for silly
little pole.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
We said ninety rough estimate ninety four days out do
you have New Year's plans?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
And eighty four percent of you do not.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
I just need a small purchase for free shipping. So
now I'm you know, I'm doing a tattoo where I'm
just like a little gift, like a little treaty. Yeah,
a little something. I don't know, maybe some like, oh,
I know what it will be those fun day lollies,
you know, the sugar free lollies, the ones that don't
make you shoot yourself.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Okay, I always like that.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Really it doesn't make me and immediately need to evacuate
my bells. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Now, I did have a meeting the other day with
lovely Derek from North Harbor, Master of which I am
an ambassador, the Man's Bassador yep.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
And he will tell you off for saying man asbassador. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
And then he he didn't He quite liked May's Bassador.
But when I suggested that he'd be Man's daddy, he
made him uncomfortable in front of his wife and kids.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
I'll say that I wouldn't have said that, maybe it's up.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Man's daddy, And he was like no, no, no, no no, no.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
He can't be doing that.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
But he would. You know.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
We were just chating about this, and you know, how's
the car and all this, and then afterwards when we left,
I was like, oh my god, don't follow me to
the car because it is a mess, you know. And
we all knew it was going to happen, because you
know how I used to keep my own car when
I owned it, when I had my actual owned car.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
It was aporent.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh yeah, it was disgusting, yeah yeah, And I was
I'm pretty sure you had a family of raccoons in there, yeah,
which is the museum?

Speaker 4 (28:28):
I know, a family of raccoons in the back and
a flea gun in the glove box.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Like it was just an absolute nightmare.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Haley will still not let me shoot the flea gun.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I know.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
You can't just let off a flea gun in the
middle of Auckland.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
And why not there are no boats.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Throw a tantrum and you don't get what you want.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's the most boatd city we've got. You're kidding me.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
We looked with the city of Sales.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
The sales, that's what it is. It doesn't mean shade sales, right.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Right, Okay, No, you can't let off the flea in
the CBD.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Boo boo, you suck pooper.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
You used to be fine anyway, look, you know, and
I was like trying to I'm just trying to keep
it real, like, you know, we don't want a sort
of glossy version of a May ambassador.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
You're going to show how mas the users actually using
their cars. So yes, there was a great example of
how bad I am and why they probably shouldn't have
me as their ambassador. Was.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
We did a gym workout and I went and raw dog,
no bag, you know, arrived really for the workout, so
I had my keys in my hand, a towel, drink bottle.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Fine, that was it.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
And I just went around and did my thang at
the gym for maybe like an hour and a half
maybe yeah, hour of forty. And I did give a
warning to people that I'm gonna get very hot for
sona that is currently happening.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
And then when we went to leave, a flitch like
we like split to go off, and then I was
just like always my keys.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
I've lost my car keys in the abundant.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Gym, and I was trying to remember when I ever
had them, and I don't remember them even at workout
one like, so they've been gone for like an hour
and a half. I had no idea, and so I
had to trace back everything, went back into the spin class,
back to all the machines I.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Use, back into this area, back.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Into where I, oh it was absolute beautiful sights on
the floor yesterday, right, yeah, yeah, So back where I
was just sort of lurking around at the water cooler
for too long, just sort of looking at the weights,
thinking about which weights I wanted to use, and a
fat guy there was done with his weights and they.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Would know where to be found.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
And then it was like crossed my mind that someone
like it literally says on.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
The the number plate and everything on the little tag, yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
You could just like find them and have a the
kind of freemaster you got, a freemasser will never be
able to find it. I don't have any ear tag
in there. The aartag on my keys beat dubs. That's
the only air tag that's not working.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
This is terrible. I should I should take more care.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
They'd been handed in luckily.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
After I did the rounds, and then I went in
there and I did that thing where I'd turn up
to the counter.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
She was like, are miss and keys? Can you tell
for my face?

Speaker 4 (31:10):
And she's like, what do they look like, just to
make sure which is good, A little security screening. See
they've got a black leather sort of flogged looking thing
on them. You sent me up here they are so
I do apologize to the northumber Master. But the Master
was nearly no more.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
It was nearly a free car giveaway.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Like the right person would though, wouldn't they if you
found keys on the floor and it literally.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Said no.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Modern day car. Yeah, modern day cars. And the fact
that cameras in that gym yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Seeing you picking up.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I would I do
you know what? It would be a fun game as
if you found someone's keys on the gym floor, go
to the car and just move it, yeah, and then
come back ditch the keys where you found do you
mean just level.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Five in your situation in the car after losing your
keys and you're like someone's tidyness.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
You park it sideways in two parts and yeah around them, just.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Do something weird but that doesn't ruin their day.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, you just go and you're like, well, if somebody
finds your master keys and moves your Master, you'll know
that someone's taking your advice.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be looking for it. And I'll be like,
I know what's happened to you. Someone's listened to my
own game.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Play ms Fleshborn and Haley play zms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
We have been told by producer Carwhen to just hear
her out, and so I have low.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Hopes for these new walking trends.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah, look, I fear that these are going to be
giving Shannon's hack a little bit.

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Wholander in the book is a safe space, friendly fire.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Wow. Okay.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
While scrolling the interwebs, Yester I discovered two separate new
like walking trends that the Girly and the gm z's
are doing to help with mental health, with help with
feeling like a.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
Bit flat, Like we get this funny year to energize us.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Right, this is perfect because I'm trying to get back
on my walking buzz at the moment and I've got
a little bit of cranking anxiety.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
So let's so it could help happy to be a
guinea pig.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yes, okay, So the first one is called a mere
walk in a y mere ther the city. That's exactly
what you're going to do. You're going to go out, yes, go,
You're going to go out into the world and you, yeah,
and walk around as if you are the local small

(33:39):
town mire. So you want to see everyone wants to
see you. You're giving everyone smiles, You're waving to babies.

Speaker 9 (33:46):
You're competting dogs. Everyone wants as happy to see you.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Okay, that's weird that that sounds like a fairy tale
mire because I'd imagine me is now if they went
for a walk, We're just get ripped, right, don't get
me anything for it.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yeah, okay, Well, in a small town Gilmore girls meor vibe.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, You're gonna walk around.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
You're gonna say hi to every base, baby, pet dog.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
This seems very similar to that Superman posey.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah, like you're just going to act as if you
have the confidence and happiness of a small town maya,
enjoy your.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
W yeah and be like everyone's happy to see me.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
You just have that booster serotonin of everyone wants to
see me.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
And because I.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Mean I know every day, you know, I walk into
any room and I just think, God, these people are stoked.

Speaker 8 (34:37):
She's modest, the small town mirror of her brain.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
And IM and I'm the I'm the queen as well. Okay,
like the mere walk okay. And so if that's not
what you're feeling like and you feel like a little
bit of an activity, this one is called the squirrel
look okay. So this girl says that she maps out
a war around her area, around her home, around her work,

(35:03):
whatever time the day, she takes with her a backpack, handbag, something,
something empty, and as she goes along her walk she
collects little trinkets. So maybe you walk to the nearest
cafe and you buy yourself a little coffee.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
That's your little first little like treat that.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
And then you go to the beach and you pick
up some smooth glass exactly, or nice shells.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Because how long has the glass been in the in
the at the beach and in the ocean for.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Because it's real days, it's so smart.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I love when you find a bit of glass at
the beach and it's real, smot nice.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I love when you're on the beach and you find
a beautiful shell. The only thing is you know, I'll
take it home, but then I don't. Shell's not my aesthetic.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
You're not a shells in the barroom, putting nice shells
in a glass jar, glass arm, keeping them in the laundry, all.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Right, mum, Yeah, that's lovely.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
But like maybe you walk past the local gardens and
you take a little flower, and.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Then when you return home.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
You have all these little like serotonin boosting little tree.
I love this, And you've got a walk in as well.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
I love this. I love that.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
I love the squirrel walk in particular because I love
to pluck a flower. I'll pluck a little leavender from
a rogue bush.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Everybody plunks an effidol, though there won't be all day.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
But everyone got to like enjoys like rosemary. When I
walk past an abundant roast a rose you.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Should pop that rosemary just in a in a little
pot and it'll often take root.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Because I need I don't have rosemary at home. I'm
out here struggling. No rosemary.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
You need to take root, take.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
I need to take root.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
I've got a few rosemary sprigs in a little bit
of gardening hour.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
I heard that we changed the show seven to eight.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Garden deep in guarding. I've got got the Christmas spuds in.
I've got a whole lot of seeds on the gar
I got sweet corn again. I got NaN's roar. Another leaf,
another leaf was happy with eye just for the story
to be.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
She passed away in twenty eleven, and that rubab has
been going ever since.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
And you wanted worn to be the.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
One to tell us we can't lose, because that would
be a great fun I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
It would hurt the family greatly. It would be a
great bit for radio play, z MS and Haley. I
have a dream. Okay, I've heard this before. Okay, white man,
I have adreamed I have a dream. But this is
significantly less important.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Ye right, good to acknowledge.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
It's a significantly less sort of like sparticulately put right
hope for racial harmony.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
I dreams that I'm a big fan of racial harmony. Yes,
I know you. My dream is I want my own
little Irish pub.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Oh yes, we've spoken about this a while back.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
You want a little shet in the garden or something.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
It's it's esthetically an Irish pub. It's built to the
exact limits of what you're allowed to build without asking
the council.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've been there.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Yeah. This is the to council whitest old maate thing
I've ever heard you say.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
And you've got to call.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
It like the hog and whistles.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
It's gonna be called little Longhorns. Oh you cute.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
But it's an Irish pub, but it's a Scottish cow,
so it's kind of a Gaelic pub Irish tilt.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Okay, why don't you just buy a six pack of
beers and put them in the fridge like everybody else.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
I don't know that it's not nearly as.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
I can't explain how that doesn't quite tickle my cerebellum.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
So will this pub have like booths?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
It's not gonna be big enough for booths.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
It's gonna have a bar and some leaners and some stools,
and then as it might have a box, no jukebox,
UI boom, probably a U.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Boom on budget.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Ihad a bird okay, because behind something if you do
this right, this little hobby idea, yeah, that you're going
to have to have people around to use it. No necessarily,
I think I'd find time to just be in there
by myself, dimly lit area right right anyway.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Part of it. I don't know if you're familiar with
Irish pubs. I've always got heaps of ship wooden shit,
just junk, rusty stuff, signs, ceramics, yes, old shugs. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
So I found that Rosio Grade is in Tarridale r
I p ros Grady the Irish Pub and Tarridy and
Hawk's base shutting down.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Hallwaen give us what you're as a local.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Yeah, I mean I'm not a territur local, but it's
not that far quick to distance from. No, I just can't.
I just don't want to come for me. And they're
like whatever, it's like an icon.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Like it looks like like my god, that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
I could go out into the Irish pub and sit
down and eat a shakos already.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Got a whole.

Speaker 9 (39:51):
Yeah, I feel like rosies is.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
A there's multiple yeah is around right? Okay, So anyway,
for some unknown reason to me, because how is a
place pouring creamy pints fail? It's gone into it's shutting down,
and it's selling a lot of stuff.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
I'm not telling you where, but you probably have been
Google and find it. Stop outbidding me, Stop outbidding.

Speaker 9 (40:12):
This else is buying these things.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
It's not.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
It's not like trade me where you can see who
you're bidding against. Right, it's this other place.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
But why what kind of things?

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Apparently bidding on a large advertising tin advertising sign for
Guinness with a two car and the Guinness is sitting
on his beak and it says lovely day for a
Guinness's iconic. That's iconic. This one is a real I've
been out but for this good.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Crystal ash trays for out the front.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Giving a beg. Go to the Gold Coast in holiday
and get one of those oldie time photos. Yeah, talking
to somebody about that.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
Just getting photos of my friends, but like putting a
filter on them back away.

Speaker 8 (40:57):
I told you to put it next to your lift
half love.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
No about walking to the booth and smack it.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Do that because you know my hands on that still
James is famous love love laugh.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Signs my house. There is another like because they've been
sold in like lots. There's one for forty dollars and
this is the plicker that's got a Guinness.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Tray, Oh perfect tray.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
And it's got some old like ceramic mugs, just nick
knacks and wax.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Here's the problem. What's the problem.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
When I win these options in seven days, I have
to go to tear it out to pick them up.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Oh my god, you're not you don't.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Look at her and the German I'm just thinking, how
much fun do we have? No lugging your crap around?

Speaker 6 (41:41):
No, I was singing asking Carwen's mom to get it,
and I'll go down and see her one weekend. Yeah,
drive down, make a weekend of it, and I'll be
heavy there.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Look, she loves she's lasting right now. I'm sure she'll
give me some feedback instantly, but I think that she.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
Will do this for the laugh.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Maybe recession, I am Yeah, that's where everything has.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Your way out of a recession.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You need to spend it.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Yeah, that roll, that's a metal rod, a sign for
Craigi Island, which was Father Ted was set.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Father has been canceled.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Now Father himself died and then the creator of Father
Ted had some interesting views on people's.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Has said, I will anything for worn. Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I think I meant this idea a lot. But you
can't just build it for yourself.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
I'm sorry. We need to be invited frequently.

Speaker 9 (42:37):
We could record like a cocktail podcast issue.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
That's exactly right, but not like all the time Friday, Saturday, Sundays, Mondays, so.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
We all know it's going to be like a mighty
teen one of those metal sheds it's going.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
To be a.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Recession. It's going to be.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Signed on the it's gonna have a Guinness tin sign
on it.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Flborn and Haley Dark from you flip el and he's
handed over the reins to me to tell you the
story of an acrobat twenty seven years old performing a
trapeze stunt in a big top tent circus tent in
eastern Germany. Something went wrong, she fell five meters.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Enjoy it? Oh ship she did? But like do you
when you go?

Speaker 6 (43:29):
Kind of story of Robin from Batman, who was the
Flying Grayson's God.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Robin sucks.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Robin.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Robin is so shame.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
Yeah, Robin's not bad. And there's been multiple Robins.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
I figure Robin tim Burton's Robin. It was the worst.
Chris o'donald this little like nipple Robin brain.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
That's the worst. Parents, the worst parents died in a
trapeze accident.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
Yeah, it's in front of him.

Speaker 10 (44:02):
Yeah, I know if we're doing my parents are did
stories but a bamanaman Yeah they both had.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
But these live shows, like don't you think all the time,
like high shows and you're just like how do they.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Not fall off? More so you hear of the odd
story they do know.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
And they were saying, like screams or opts.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Well, like I find it weird when it's like big
motocross or like stunt.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Evince and they're you know, flipping off. Oh yeah, we're
talking about nitro circus. Yeah, madness.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
I was saying, it's it's very something terrible has obviously
gone wrong, because a well trained artist should be able
to survive a five meter four.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Oh yeah, maybe just just the freak accident.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Ndous arendous, But let's put that to the side, because
I want to know when you've been watching a live
performance and it's gone wrong, maybe they've had a like
who did I a friend of mine, Oh my god,
I can't remember who it was was doing a stand
up comedy set and then had a stroke and could
feel it coming and was like what, oh gosh, and

(45:12):
then he had to like call it and then was
like and had a stroke on stage during a set.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
What about Loly Young painting? Oh my, she went down.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
The buckle of the knees that you're like, Oh, what.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
About high school productions when someone comes on and it's
a bit much of the lights and the hate and
the nerves and they faint and they go, wow, we'll
have a chunny I know.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Or I love when you see like budget productions of
like Mary Poppins and they try to like fully leave
her up to you know, fly away, and she goes
like cracking into a wall.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
My favor I absolutely love us.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, yeah, so okay, this is what we want to
ask this morning, like hundred dars at him nine six
nine six.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Maybe you were involved or just watching, When did a
live performance go terribly wrong?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
We want to know now when a live performance went
horribly wrong.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yes, a Trip's artist in Germany has fallen to her
death in front of a crowd. It's absolutely harrowing story.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
You wouldn't that would be the most horrible thing.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
I don't ever want to see anyone die ever, but
lots of people did it. But we want to know
when a live performance went pretty bloody bad some of
the I'm happy these are leaning on the side of funny.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yes, we have gone that way. We don't want the Yeah,
although people have had like emergencies in the crowd before.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
So when I was in high school, this was awf
I forgot about this till just now. We were doing
a play for drama class and a girl's grandma was
in the audience.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
She had a heart attack. We had to stop, Joe.
What was what happened at their live performance?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Okay, so this was way back in the days when
I was a little girl, and it was probably one
of the last circuses here.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
In Hook's Bay where we could have like animals that
it was actually people performing and.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
All of that.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeah, we had a lady and a man and it
was their performance and she was going to be catching
bullets in her mouth.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Shut up, shut up, yep. So anyway, they showed us
the bullet that went around looked rarely, put it.

Speaker 7 (47:14):
In the gun.

Speaker 9 (47:15):
The lady took herself up on the other.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Side of the arena.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
And he shot the first bullet.

Speaker 10 (47:23):
She caught it.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Everyone went wild.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
It was great. The second time.

Speaker 10 (47:29):
She fell to the ground holding.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Her head, and all of a sudden you just heard
a loud kind of moan.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Then lots of people rushed in, rushed her out. A
clown came on a little interval, and for the rest
of the circus was absolutely silent.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
You could hear a pin drop.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Everyone was wondering was that actually part of.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
The show or nice?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Is she Okay, found out the.

Speaker 9 (47:58):
Next day that it had actually got heard.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
That and it just skinned the top of her head.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Wait a minute, I thought the bullet catch thing was
all bullshit and like they went bang and like fired
a blank or whatever. And she was like she just
had it in her mouth and she was like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Well that's kind of what we're on until like, yes,
that that one was real.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
Oh my god, how old were you when this happened?
I feel like this could be a morphed memory. I
just don't think anybody was shooting a gun and another
person at a circus, even in the eighties, even in
Hawks Bay.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah, No, that's would have been back in the propery
of the early nineties.

Speaker 9 (48:37):
Saying back, yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I've seen a bullet catch, but one percent I don't.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Believe it was real. That's the whole thing, right, And
an audience.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Though was was shooting the gun?

Speaker 9 (48:49):
Why didn't think it would be either?

Speaker 10 (48:52):
But the evidence is there.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
She got yikes, wild okay, Joe, great story. So many
messages and we'll get to more of those necks. When
did the live performance go horribly wrong? Talking about when
the live performance went horribly wrong? Because trapeze artists in
Germany fell off the med show in front of everybody.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Right, well, I've just had to google and yes, there
was a band in the eighties called Mental as Anything.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Youn't You wouldn't call a band that now.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I don't think you get away with it.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Nineteen eighty seven I was at a festival and the
Trombonus then Mental as Anything, had a heart attack. They
performed CPR at the side of the stage and the
band played on. He died a week later, the band
played on the band's gotta go down with the show
must go on.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah, the family and I went.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
To see an amateur production of Jesus Christ episode. Oh God,
that's not an amateur play. That's not an amateur music.
I've never seen it, no interest.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Oh it's nice rock and roll music. Are you kidding me?
In the seventies?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Oh my gosh, does he has a technical a dream
coat in this one? Jesus no, your biblical father.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
The ending, when Jesus is on the cross, there was
what we thought was dry ice to Enhance's demise. God
knows what went wrong, because all of a sudden there
were flames in the smoke.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Not part of the production.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Jesus was whipped off across very quickly, and everyone was
shuffled out of the theater.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
And Jesus is just like the Father. They don't know
what they do.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Judas years ago when my children were little and the
chocolate factory was still in toned, and I took my
children to the Easter Bunny show and the East Bunny's
head fell off in front of all the children, devastating.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
The deflating pikachuw have you seen that? There was like
these dancers in Japan and they were all in those
big like inflatable things and they were all Pikachu's and
they're doing this dance like this, and one was deflating
and like getting kind of like sucked into its late plastics,
so they quickly ushered it out of theirs.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Kids were screaming.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Warriors game at Eden Park in twenty twelve, parachutists came
in to land in the field and it's part of
the show. One came in way too hot, broke the league.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Oh no, and then you're in the middle of the
field in front of everybody, just like getting stretched it all.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Oh that's sad. Primary school quiet performance of grandparents. One
of the girls that was in the back round, had
a massive power truck halfway through spewed over.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
It was pretty fair. It's so good.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
Lady Gaga got clocked in the head by a solid bar.
When I saw her perform, I was coming down from
the ceiling. No one noticed because she kept going. But
then when while she was singing at the piano, she said,
I just got hid in the head by a giant bar.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
But she kept going. She was amazing. Oh wow, what
going on?

Speaker 8 (51:40):
Ever?

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Went Beyonce's hair got stuck in a fan. She had
this big here and it got stuck in a fan.
She's like, ah, no, yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
It's a good one.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Back in the seventies, a circus and Carterton had an
acrobat faint uptown.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Do you think they've been upside down? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:56):
Maybe maybe it's so everyone had to leave. We look
for the bloodstain, so that packed up.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Do you remember that they had lions or tigers escape
in Otto tudor once at a circus? Say back in
the day, did they I feel like eighties or nineties.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
I'm going to google that because.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Because we used to have animals in our circus. It
wasn't It was great, but it wasn't great looking at
so bad. My parents went to a Joe Cocker concert
and as D and D days. That doesn't say it
just dragons that sense for drinking drugs.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Oh yeah, he came on scrap stage and stream let's
rock this effing place, fell backwards and was unconscious of
the bottle of after a bottle of Volcan and some
party favors that had to give everybody's money back.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Oh, Steve, I mean it's kind of legendary. I guess
that you saw.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Yeah, Joseph and the technically dream Coat was my sexual
bisexual awakement.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
It's pretty gay musical.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
So it was January the thirtieth, nineteen eighty six when
lions escaped from the Whirling Brothers circus and causing panic
as they walked around the lake front. They just walked
around the lakefront. God, they would have had their pick
of the geese. And apparently there's a documentary as TV.
There's a one News link to a documentary on it

(53:05):
as well. I'll watch that. So three escape during the performance,
resulting in chaos as they moved through the public area
along the lakeland. What year was this? Oh my goodness,
today there was a poodle incident. Oh, of course, a
performing poodle named Lucy was found dead in the lions
cage earlier that day, which is believed by some who

(53:26):
have agitated the lions and contributed to their escape.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
She did.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
That's poodle suicide. Think you have a moment for Lucy
cross a poodle with suicide, You get a sewer suitor.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
You committed seud.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Was having a moment for Lucy, the poodle who was
eaten by committed suicidal. Thank you, And that's just a
moment there for Lucy.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Plays it MS Fletchborn and Hailey plays it. Ms. Fletchborn
and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I hope you have sprowl on the prow prowl on
the prowl. She's sound there with the crowl on the brow.

(54:22):
That was great.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Brow Okay, well in case you missed it. We do
have to keep updating people as they pop popping and
out of my life that I am a single lady
or the single ladies and I am having having some fun.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Yes, and I have my first case of ghosting.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
That's right, yep.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
That was a new experience for that didn't feel good
as I recall and I saw him out when I.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Was d silly billy, you silly billy.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
And I've had my first I've had a few firsts
actually in this little time of life. But I believe
I may be being currently catfish.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Really, here's here's.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
How I got to this thought.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
So I matched with i'll say, a cutie Patuti on
an app.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Kind of aimed towards day ding hangs, yeah, hangs, yeah, yeah.
So I matched with this person who now I hope
there's a pillow on the floor.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Dark skin, bright eyes, the ultimate combination.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Combination and nice photos, you know, very very handsome, tall,
like I said, ducks and bright eyes. And we matched
and we start church heading is and I love this.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
This is the bit that I love because I'm not
looking for a bloody husband, am I? So the chur
chair is, I'm just all about it.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I just love the banter.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
And he's like, hey, how's your Friday night? He called
me a little name, but I won't say a great man,
so far, how's your He knows the day of the week,
this guy, this guy, well, that's important you need to
know that going to they know what day of the
week it is.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
You don't know what a little name. He called her.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
No, I don't think we need to say.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
It's just it's just like a like a like good looking,
but a different version like sixty.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Okay, I think you ever say that on the radio, right, Okay,
She's modest. Modesty is the modesty that stopped.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Having on the perfect combination of cut and sixty. And
I know that anyway.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
So bands bands bands, bands, bands, bands, bands, bands, bands,
and and then at some point I always try to
get out of the app and onto like a better
messaging service because they're terrible and I don't get notifications,
so I'm always like and also, great, way have a
bigger check out.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Do you have an Instagram like.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
A little stalk?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
They're real?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:05):
So he gives me his Instagram and I go on there,
Oh no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
I called him out first. Actually I said something. I said,
I've got to be honest with you. You're giving not
a real person in a gym, because I've had this
once before and you were like, yeah, people do this
all the time. They just play with you for a
day and then they go and they're not real and
they've got some like models photos. So I see, like,
straight out the game, you're giving not a real person energy.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
And he was like, why do people keep saying this?

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Cause?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
I said, because you're very attractive like that, that's not it.
And he said, here's my Instagram. I go on the instagram.
Reflag number two, reflag number one.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Too attractive, Yeah, too attracted to be talking to metting
to a point, we know this.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
So I go on his instagram. Two posts, red flat?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
How many friends? How many followers?

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Like?

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Not that many?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Okay, he's got a girlfriend. Good looking people have more followers.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
I'm afraid to put Sometimes good looking girls put up
the same photo five times.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Yeah, that's just that confident. It's a carousel and they're
all just the same photo.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Yeah, still like it every time.

Speaker 10 (58:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
So I was like, yeah, you've got two You've got
two posts.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
He was like, oh I had to start again.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
And I was like, how convenient.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Red flag anyway, chit chat, chit chat, chitty chat chat.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Have you reversed Google image searched the images?

Speaker 2 (58:30):
What's a good idea?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
I didn't need to because then we were talking. He
asked what I did and I never say radio first,
because I'm like, you know, it's I just leave that
for a bit.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
You say you're an accountant, I say a comedian.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I just I'm a comedian. And then he was he
mentioned something.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
About then tell us a joke, no, thank god.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Otherwise yeah, block and then he said something like that.
He was, you know, gets into performance as well, and
he's got a he's with a modeling agents. Okay, and
I was like, oh god, red Flag number three, like
you're a model.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Sure, everyone's a model.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
So I kind of was like, okay, whatever, chats are fine,
chats are fine and flirty and whatnot.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
And then this is when I'm in Dunedin. So I
went and I did my money, and then you know,
I went home and nothing else. The next day I
message and I'm like, good morning, and.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
It doesn't desperate dy.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Screams of desperation.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Oh my god, how'med?

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
It's twenty twenty five? Yeah, message when you want a message?
So I message and it doesn't go.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Through Red Flag eighteen. Don't know what's it doesn't like
get the double delivered.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Which when it doesn't have the double ticket means their
phone its delivered.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
It's sent but not delivered, which means I'm like disconnected or.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Not out of data. It could be out of data.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, So that happened, and I was like,
this confirms it for me that this model who By
the way, then I found I did go a bit
in tents and found his model agency and found all
the photo.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
So he's real. Then well yeah, yeah right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
I don't think that that person is the person I'm
talking to.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
Okay, this might sound crazy, but we contact the modeling
agency and were just on your website.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
This is the person we're after. Do you have their
Instagram so we can see more photos of them? Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Or their phone numbers? A model?

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Why do they only have Why do they have a
private page.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Of models don't have an Instagram with two photos?

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Models have an Instagram with like a thous.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
All of that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Because all of his photos on this modeling agency are
like really like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
And it's crazy because models don't even put up like
landscapes and vistas and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
They actually just put up photos of themselves. And because
they don't have.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
To put filler because they've got so many nice photos,
whereas we put up vistas and landscapes because we're like,
I don't have a pretty photo of me in the
last six months straight man anyway. So and I will say,
like the chats kind of slowed down as well.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Because you've been calling him out on this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
No, I just I'm just like, I just won't buy it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
Is he going to meet you? Well, we were going
to go for a date.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Yeah, I've just googled the levels of catfish. Okay, well
I've actually chat GPT So is there a spectrum of catfishing? Said, yeah,
so let's try to identify what level this catfish is at.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Level one is called the filter fish, someone that.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Presents their real self but heavily edits or exaggerates lifestyle details.
For example, they'll use a twenty sixteen holiday photo and
say I love hiking every weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Yes, you love hiking into sixteen honk yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
More usually more about insecurity or image polishing rather than
malicious intent.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
It's their own insecurity is coming through.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Level two is the selective South that's a real person
but a curated persona living out inconvenient truths hid they're married,
lying about their job, money, shaving a few years off
their age, common and dating apps and social media.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Level three is the borrowed.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Face someone now uses somebody else's face, but keeps their
own voice of story. Oh okay, so you've got a
real name, your real situation, but not your ming, ming
and face.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
The full catfish is an entirely fabricated identity, fake named,
fake photos, fake job, fake background. You say I'm a
twenty eight year old doctor in LA, but really you're
a forty five year old living in another country.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
So that's that's where you get on the TV show.

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Yeah, and then there's the deep sea catfish high if
ittakes deception.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Yes of a blog, the ones that are trying to
get your grandparents' money.

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
Elaborate fake person is reinforcing each other, so sock puppet accounts,
they call them elaborate skins to a romance scams money
for auder emotional manipulation, sometimes used by organized scammers.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Well, he did ask Kaylee to go down to the
supermarket and get a whole bunch of apple roadblocks account
roadblocks giving catfish by a twelve year old who just
wants to play ninety nine nights.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
But he was like seven, get to the supermarket to him.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Because of his twelve he has to go success.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
I'll keep you updated as to whether or not this
is a real catfish situation or whether or not you know, yeah,
it's actually.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
A real model Fledg Vaughn and Halle The super Bowl
halftime person has been announced. Now we suspected potentially Taite.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
There were lots of rumors going around that Taylor Swift
might be the halftime show. It's a year, you know,
all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
In the album as album and then her connection to football, and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Then everyone was like no, and it's got to be
a del.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
But then over the weekend it was like confirmed that
she had dropped out, Like Taylor was in the running.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yeah, and then the reason she fell through was the
thing about rights.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Yeah, around like wanting to own the footage, which it's
Taylor Swift to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Make sense, Yeah, whatever she wants.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Yeah, she's had such a rough run of people just
taking her rights out from under her. Let's just from
the get give her her rights. Hey yeah, let's just
let it like have the footage.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, who cares, just kiss it's Taylor Swift at the
halftime show. Just let it happen.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Yeah, it's sort of like surely by now and she
gets her own roles. We all, so you don't get
paid for doing the Super Bowl show, so like she's
got to get.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
Something out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah, it's so weird the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
So then that fell through and everybody was like a
doll's aw.

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
What's the most random rumor?

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
But I mean, to be fair, there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Have been softer artists like Coldplay and then like Paul
McCartney and stuff. It just doesn't feel like if your
team is like losing and you really need that boost
of energy to.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
You know what I mean, Like that's getting me in.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
My fields and like yeah, you know, Travis is like
sitting on the side, like, oh, I don't know if
I can do it. Well, the news came out it's
Eking Crap, a singer bad Bunny, multi Grammy Award winning
and I was like, I don't really know him, but
as you mentioned, Fletch like Latin music.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Huge, Oh yeah, huge, And he's just been doing residency
in Porto Rico as well and touring.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
He had one of the greatest carpool karaoke crilips back
in the day when James Corden was fun and yeah
he was doing it. He can barely speak English at
this point. But the second Arianda grandde came on he
knew every single word. Yeah, he also has better now
he's done the Super Bowl, so he popped in for
a performance with.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
I Needed It.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
He just popped up like a little cameo in.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
His Calvin klients.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
He's been doing a bloody residency. In my head, it does.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
He probably will bring out Cardi B.

Speaker 8 (01:05:28):
Because his biggest song is I Like It, and also
one of his biggest songs is with Drake.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
So maybe the year after Kenrick came, maybe Drake will
then also come out. Could be quite interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Yeah, I mean I think people in a miracle would
love this. Like he's very very popular about the king
of Latin Trap, Latin Trap, Latin Trap.

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
That's Chris Tretton.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Careful Church is a bit of a Latin plays its
flesh one and Hailey. In fact of the day day
day day day, do.

Speaker 11 (01:06:13):
Dud did did do do do do do Dude do
duo deo.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
It's brain.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
We're here in fact that the day and today we're
talking about brain shrinkage. Okay, starting point approximately thirty five
years old.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Reset shows I know your brain's getting smaller. Thirty five
years old, the brain volume begins to decline with even
healthy adults no disease. Your brain just starts to lose
about point two percent per year. But that's like muscle
mass as well. From age twenty five, everything starts yeah,
going downhill yep.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
So after sixty it goes to a round about zero
point five percent of your brain per year, sometimes more.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
By ninety years old, on average, people have lost fourteen
percent of the total brain volume compared to young adulthood
by nine ninety. And that's if everything's going right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
And is it specific bits or is it just this
the whole shrinker.

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
Regions most affected the pre fundatal cortex that's where decision making, planning,
and personality is stored, the hyppocampus, which is forming new memories,
and the cerebellum, which is motor co ordination.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
So there's a lot of the dementia symptoms.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
Yeah, you can't remember new things, but you might be
able to recall something. This is when my granddad was
in a unit after he had a brain injury. It
was and I had a great uncle that went to
the same unit. I mean, it's written in the stars.
Smith's ending up there at some stage. Rosendale and Chart
will clam your space. Now I'll pop down this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, reserve room and it was a
come visit, don't I'm not going to visit, don't?

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Well was this going to go once and then say,
you remember we were here last year? I sang for everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
But that's what that's what was amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
These people who were like had brain injuries or debilitating
or did you rative diseases of the brain put on
a song they knew from their childhood or the youth.
They could sing it. They couldn't. They thought all sorts
of manner of things. There was like semi hallucinations and stuff,
but there was something that music dragged them right back in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
So I love that Haley will go and visit, but
only she can perform if I have a crowd.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
But even with you know, I talked about it very
briefly on the show, but my dad's got early on
sea Alzheimer's and he's like doing super super wow for
a sixty four year old. But definitely like parts start
to go. But music man like there, that man knows
every lyric to every rock and roll song ever, and
that will never go like.

Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
That, like the last bit, why that seems to stick?

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Yeah, and you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
See have you seen that amazing video of the like
ninety year old Expellerna and they play Swan Lake and
somed of her hand is like coming up and like
doing these like ballet moves, like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Muscle muscle memory.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Music's very powerful, so you can get it here on
ziim you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Think I'll be an arrest home one day and Subrenna
Carpenter's tears, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
What drags me?

Speaker 10 (01:09:07):
Where?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Thought of you?

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
Okay, it's run down my eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I'll be like mister Smith with the lyrics. Yeah, stop
singing that at the nurses. They'll have to sing the
male nurses the boy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
You know they're not safe either.

Speaker 6 (01:09:27):
I'm up for trying things when I'm in the rest time, Okay,
homosexuality and heroin and I need another h because these
things going through her she's she's kisses. I'll try them already. Okay, good, okay,
So what how and boom? Now we get to the
part where can anything slow it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
I reckon fact of the day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
To come with me.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
So Staty suggest you can delay or reduce the impact
of branch shrinkage with aerobic exercise, healthy diet, lifelong learning
and challenges, puzzles, languages, music, no bows, no drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Sleep and stress management manage them poorly.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
I'm managing to cram in as much stress as i
can get, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
I'm managing it all. I'm very little sleep and social connection.
Loneliness is actually linked faster than time. Yeah. So, apart
from I do I do do wordle every day? Does
that count? Supossle? Apart from that, I think is shrinking.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
My socializing makes up for the drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Right, these social connections.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Yeah, it was just said that socializing is very beneficial
for you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
I do a hell of a lot of it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
And even though your brain can get smaller, older adults
who do all of these things make more efficient neural networks,
and you make use of unused backup circuits, which I'm
all about the backup circuits. In fact, that's the only
hope I have.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
To bring the backuping your word, or you'll be fined
yet word or connections. I'm still very good at connections.

Speaker 10 (01:11:00):
Say very good take connection here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
He So today's back to the day is basically, once you
pass the age of thirty five year old, brain starts
the shrink.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Fact of the day.

Speaker 11 (01:11:14):
Day day day day, do do do do do do
do do do do dude, do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Do play Zims Fletchborne and Hailey Clay z MS Fletch
Voorne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Jennifer Lrpez don't know what accident I was doing there
and Irish. Jennifer Lopez was talking on an American TV
show about her divorce from Ben Afflick, from which they've
actually both remained very quiet. It just happened.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
We all knew about it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
And then from which they want to do for what
they are want for as they want to.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Do is get back together, get divorced, get back to exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
But I think this maybe the last time because she
said in one sentence, getting divorced from Ben was the
best thing to ever.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Happen to me, Ruthless, first time or second time?

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
This time, this time, she said, And then she went
on and helped me grow in a way.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
We needed to different person.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Person, all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
But ma'am summarizing your ex by saying, divorcing him was
the best thing that ever happened to me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Like, Ruthless, you're not like mean, No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
But I do want to open this up a little bit. Okay,
I have an idea I would love I would love
for people to message in and summarize the X in
one sentence. However you so choose no names as you
were wont to do.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
No names, no names, That's what I want to know.
However you choose. Sometimes it's amical that it could be
a nice sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Like fantastic father, just not for me, you know that
would be a lovely one.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
I don't think we're going to get nice one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
No, no, no, no no no. I just want to I
want to hear your X summarized in one sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Now, we didn't ask on Instagram. We put up a
question box.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
We can't read that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
Fist short and walked bouncing off as tippy toes. That's
what somebody mummy is but height you reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
I'm just trying out there all mummies boy yeah, small
penis energy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
One still being breastfit by his mother, a bit of that. Yeah,
I'm assuming just mummy's boy and.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Married, married with kids that I didn't know about.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Wore ruthless. Yeah, these are ruthless.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
There is one we can't read, but well yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
So if you would like to text and you can
nine six nine sex. I don't think anyone's calling for.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
This summarize your ex in one sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
We want you to sum up your ex and one sentence,
because Jennifer Lopez has done this. Regarding Ben Affleck you
sick of this second marriage?

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Casing him was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Brutal, Yeah, quite brutal.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Some of these again, maybe maybe too broader to read.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Okay, such a nice guy to everybody else. Oh, okay,
lives in a fantasy world of who he thinks he.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
Is narcissistic and derange, largely largely due to a screwed
up upbringing evidence by general arrogance, rudeness, and sense of entitlement.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Wow, okay, that's brilliant spoiled Yep, that's just sort of
a summation of.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Yeah, most uttermost deranged waste of oxygen.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Whose dad should have been? Who should have apt.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
His no no ready pg wave they could think to
explain him.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
This one's cure. Still one of my best friends. Oh,
it's just trying to bring.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
Some lemonizer and can't please one woman, will stick to one.
Surprisingly lovely guy would have been great of his family
didn't give me clinical depression, and he could have stuck
up for me. To his family after ten years currently thriving.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
That's two sentences.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
I'm sorry, Yeah, that's too here's a full stop. If
you have to come back to us with the one
sentence there, Yeah, next time we do sentence a genuine legend.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
If we'd stayed twenty one, partying and undriven forever.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
It was and then it was a fat, wet slab.
Was good. It was a fantasy world of who he
thinks he is.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
Yeah, that's possessive psycho with an obsession for computers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Computers.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Someone said, one sentence, How about one word liability?

Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
Oh good, amazing father, great human. It was just time
to read a new book. Oh I love that putting it?

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Yeah, terrible husband, great builder.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Hongy pants. Haven't heard that. Haven't heard that for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Psychotic ginger, that shouldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
Get satanic demons born from the deepest pits of hell.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Wow, okay, best.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Of friends, he just preferred men.

Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
Ah, give me back my ninety thousand dollars. You lying, stealing, cheating, narcissists.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Okay, Wow, okay, a lot of narcissists out there. To
summarize your ex in one sentence, what would it be?

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Yeah, we are people needed a little offload. The text
machine is giving okay, closet.

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Gay, sweet and sour, the sight of selfish growing man
that can't grow one hair on his chest.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Well, that's not necessarily a problem, saving on a lot
of trimming and maintenance. There my best.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Friend, great guy and dare, but unfortunately felt emasculated by
a successful wife.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Ah narcissistic, toxic, abusive and mature lying cheaterh Wow, psychosticques
that's a rock weis band.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Yeah that is psychotically happy and bubbly at all times.
Turns out I'm gay anyway. Oh okay, undercover green card chaser.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Oh, Georgia, what have you got?

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
What do you have?

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Nigs to summarize in one sentence?

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Bogan does that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
It works? It works.

Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
I was going to go deeper, but trauma looking like
al McPherson doesn't make you a good person.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Oh and peg, someone just had peg.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Condescending, know it all fun killer Look at me now, bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Wow overweight and smell him?

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
But good in bed, cheers Big Sandy. Big Sandy's back.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Big Sandy's been getting it in bed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
Narcissistic psychopath but good in beard a lot of narcissists, lots.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Of but all of them sounds to be seems to
be good.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
And just a wenker.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
One there, flakier than a flake chocolate bar. Oh I
even't had a f for so it's such a miss
to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
You've got to eat them in the packet. Just pop
a little bit out and that off I pulled. I
pulled that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Oh yeah, I always choke on it, Finn.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Of the crumbson guys, guys, dried up crisp of tumbleweed,
rolling through an emotional dessert.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Poetry is really.

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
Good, very visual, condescending, know it all fun killer look
at me now.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
But we've done that one read that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Sorry, there's so many and listen.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
It doesn't less.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
Leaving me and our kids was the kindest thing you
ever did. Oh yeah, nice wow d J, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
J.

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
When you've had a bad experience with the DJI, your
seven a m l be there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Wasn't there was found, someone found someone better than a
seven point two.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
Man's to familiar, familiar with all the boys.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Unkind, racist, anti vex lego, just destroyer, there go destroyer, Georgia,
that destroyer. Imagine Georgie, you've just put your heart and
soul into a fifteen thousand piece millennium felps. That's insane, Yeah, Brad,

(01:19:22):
someone said we.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Said no name someone else her message saying dead.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Summarize your I mean they did. That was the brief
summarize your Rex in one sentence, would rather go peg
hunting before spending time with the love of his life?
Can't have been the love of your life?

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Maybe you loved Pegs more one.

Speaker 6 (01:19:42):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
I was just about to say, you can't eat the
love of your life, but you probably should.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
Yeah, you should. Always It's twenty twenty five. They can chops, Yeah,
pork cubes. I hope I never see you. Nixs Tuesday.
Oh okay, ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Shivers guys, ten out of ten podcasts. That one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Yeah, I think two of us were ten out of
ten and one of us wasn't or who was that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Which one?

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there. Well,
if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating and review.
Please do it. This is a bad one. Oh you
don't know, don't bother? Yeah no, don't don't bother.

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