Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 1st 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network. This is from flesh One
and Haley's Big Pond. Thanks to animates making happy happened
for pets.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Dad Ams, fleshed one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Thank you, Braan, good morning, Fletched morning and Hailey or No,
we've got a cold snap coming. I just put on
the summer duvet yesterday. Well that's that's a shark you
want to do on top of that?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Well, the winter do thet was too sweety.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yeah, I'm beginning sweaty as well, to.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Ring heat under the wind to do that. Oh, yes, weltering.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Last night because I had Rollig tucking into my side,
I ended up just sheet. Oh okay, eat on top warmhouse.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, Ray's Hailey's cat.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah. Just in case you thought I wasn't a man
tucking into my side last night. The Top six is
coming out, guys. Lover is dead. Love continues to die
in twenty twenty five. It's withering, It's withering, it's potched,

(01:02):
it's it's withering in a dry heat. It's it's the
end of heath Urban and Nicole Kidman.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
I thought that'd be forever, did I thought that'd be forever?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Maybe nothing?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Wow, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'm yet to experience anything that's forever.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah, anxiety that feels.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Like at the top sex things that Australian said when
they found out Nicole and Keith had broken up.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Oh my play and Haley. Now this was in Botany
in Auckland, East Look at Shannon, she's we're.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Talking about East Aukland Botany. Do you say Botany or botany?
Banyany Botany?

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Great more? How is there more botany?

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Botany?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
It's got a fern as a logo, so I think
it's like botany is the study of Yeah, yeah, botanist
the great area it does.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
It is a good mall the scientific study of the physiology, structure, genetics, psychology, distribution, classification,
and economic importance supplant.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Right, it takes a long.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Way to get to bot bots, and when you're there,
it's so far away bot Bots. The skytower is like
a centimeter too, And I was really scared because I'm
so far away from home.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, wild commute. But it was the first show spawn
in my memory. The first chemist warehouse was there, and
it was like the biggest deal when I was in
high school. Really cool. Yeah, I was like maybe fifteen
or something. This was a long time ago, so they
tried it out and bot bots before they headed into town. Yeah,
as they should. They want to do as they want

(02:42):
to do. Now there's a little independent supermarket, so not
one of your big chains. Okay, it's called Smart Supermarket.
Do you know the supermarket now? You don't know it
becuase have a pot bot.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Like you really screwed your face up.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
At that one. Well, I know you don't know it.
It's just like a small supermarkedary.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah right, Well we know listeners know you prefer your
mints and checking from a dairy under your apartment building.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, and only just enough for today's meal because it's
not enough room in the freezer or fridge. So at
this smart supermarket and bot bots in Auckland, East Auckland,
miles away from anywhere else, there were some shoplifters, goodness, stealing,
stealing food and goods from this little supermarket. And that's

(03:28):
when workers took the law into their own hands and
they started a bit of a scuffle outside the shop
trying to get the stuff back. They didn't manage to
get quite a bit of a bad oh good, Okay,
you can see a video. The video is quite funny
for kind of good reason?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Because like they're just putting it back on the shelves,
You just putting it back on the shower. What if
it's Menso it was only gone for like a couple
of minutes, as long.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
As someone penetrated the plastic wrap. Yeah, you know the
mens can go back there.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, yeah, So yeah, the workers come out there and
they're scuffling and shuffling around trying to get the stuff back.
And that is when one of the shoplifters, there's a
little gaggle oft thumb. One of the shoplifters is accidentally
or intentionally, it's hard to tell, pants and that he
loses his pants and his little bot bok comes out.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Really he'sies came down with the pants.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
It's hard to tell. It's sort of a track short.
I will just I've just zoomed into the photo. But
his bot bot I can see his whole bot bot.
How shame is that?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Why is.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
His pants to hide his ass because he's in a.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Scuffle, he's got his hands are full of goods that
he's stolen, and he's been pants outside.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Maybe that should be the punishment for shoplifters being publicly
pane trailed in public.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
I will also say someone's lost a jandle in the
scuffle that sort of across the street.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
How embarrassing when you're trying to commit a crime. Yeah,
as your bot's hanging out. I love that we saw
the story and then we're like, it's an all one.
It's in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
How we thought it was.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, get big American Energy.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Smart Supermarkets absolutely wearing it in its Facebook page.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Reviews give us something.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, this is an interesting one. Went to buy eggs
this afternoon because Jackie's review. Went to buy eggs, found
that the price tag said that each person can only
buy one tray. It happened we had an egg shortage
for a while. Yeah, but this was July ninth this year. Okay,
went the egg shortages in? We did?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Was it this year?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I can't remember earlier in the year or just one
egg shortage? Goes into another.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Climb.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I paid two trays of eggs and the clerk said
that I couldn't buy two trays because of the boss's rule.
But I said, my mother's waiting in the car due
to mobility problems. One trays for mother, one trays for me.
The clerk said, sorry, it's the boss's rule. So I
had to be the person with mobility problems to walk
into the store.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
To buy it. That's saying the person all right.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, the point is that each tray of eggs cost
eighteen dollars eighty eight cents, which is not cheaper than
other supermarkets.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
So I know why this rule. So I know why
this rule is it? They mean it is cheaper than
other supermarkets.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, the supermarket has too many rules, they said, the
super market is too many.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Rules, many rules.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
If my family has one hundred members and each person
is limited to buying one tray according to their rule,
wouldn't the still be paralyzed if we all turned up
an individually bought as I.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Think your whole family's got a tray of eggs per person.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I think the whole family is getting through all those eggs.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
To be honest, it's a lot of lot of eggs.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
There's so many eggs. Yeah, well thousands of eggs.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Well reviews aside, they yeah, they managed to get most
of the stuff back. The police got involved in.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
The end, yep, But yeah, okay, these other reviews apparently
the stuff can be quite savage.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah good, I kind of like, I kind of like maybe,
but they were the ones that pulled his pants down.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I love this sentence from the news report. Staff tried
to stop the man getting back inside and Comma with
his hands full Comma, the man's shorts sagged down, exposing
his buttocks.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Has botpots so good. Botbots and bot bototbots and bot.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Pot plays that ms Fledgeborn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
You could have had a sick day, which brings me
nicely to what we're going to talk about now. In
a seamless segue, altely not I'm not sick. Well, it's
so ridiculous that you don't take any of your sick leave.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, why don't.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I just don't get sick, do I? I mean I
had a but who care last week?

Speaker 5 (07:23):
You know what I mean? Take it? Take it will
be all right. I know you'll be right, Okay. I
just like working.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
It is when we have fun working, don't we. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Can you start you doing?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
You're plucking my.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Mono brow monobrow. When you pluck your monobrow, take your
hand away from the microphone.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Your brow must ers will know that you're plucking your
monobrows up in here.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Well, there has been a cultural shift in the attitude
towards six days. Thirty one percent of Americans that were
surveyed say showing up for SEC is no longer admirable,
and only twenty five percent think it thinks it's it
impresses the bosses.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Showing up to work. Okay, when you're.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Second, you're like, I'm still boss. We've got to make
the carpets to keep the casig made.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
You should just sound like a sort of an old
school radio host.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
We're the radio. We're gonna play the songs, We're gonna
play the ads. Yeah, yeah, We're going to give a
shout out to our show sponsor, Chmviist Warehouse, the Spring
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Speaker 4 (08:21):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Could get some fireless to keep me going.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
You want to take virals on an empty stomach?

Speaker 5 (08:29):
I did the other day. I had the.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, we shouldn't take anyway have it's a little bit
of food an apple, but it's not enough.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Well.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Gen z and millennials are the ones likely to view
sick colleagues as selfish by dragging their sickness into the
workplace during.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
The COVID shifted this because it used to be unless
you are dead, get your ass to work, and with COVID,
eyone was like stay away fifty seven percent.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
So the expectations around illness changed since the pandemic and
seventy percent and more careful about how you in an exposure.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Someone's got a little sniffle at work, they give them
a wide birth yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
And now I when I see someone with a mask,
I'm always like, so you're second, you've got COVID and
you're out, and you're here and you're on the plane.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Thinks for that, I'm the same. It's definitely an attitude shift,
like but we are if you come to it with
a bit of a sniffle or a something.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
But some people do take the purse with sick I
know people that take the purse with sick days.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
We used to do it that, like we had sick
leave and then if you hadn't taken it by Christmas,
it's just like take a few days off here and there,
do you know, I mean, like you knock it out
before itshes.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
It disappears that it does the days it doesn't carry over.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Some people have some workplaces, do I do they We
should call it December riders sprint.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Terrible case of December Riders. Yeah, I can't come there.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I actually don't think decemberis needs any symptoms. I think
it's just me thing. You've used all yours as well,
You've used everything.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah, man, I had derained my leave. Yeah. Can I
borrow some of yours? Is that how it works?

Speaker 8 (10:11):
I would love to be able to like sell my
sick days. I'll pay really not a day's wage, but
I'll pay that's what it's. Yeah, but I'll like friends discount,
you know what I mean? Yeah, Okay, give you a
little bit of something for a bit of your leave right.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
A day here or there because you're not taking it.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, but then you know, I'll sell mine and give
it all to you, and then I'll get really.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Sad and I will be like see it work home made.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Play.

Speaker 9 (10:39):
Fletch Vorn and Hailey from the Fletchborn and Haley group
chat this is the top six.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Well. Nicole and Keith split spill nineteen years of marriage
whole k Keith Urban.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, yeah, I know that's what I cant believe. It's crazy.
Nineteen years. I mean just Australia's golden couple, won't they?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I gotta say, but tudor advocate on it straight away, say,
Nicole and Keith begin the arduous task of separating the
hair straighteners.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
I was, I loved it.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
That's really they're just always on fire, the but tutor.

Speaker 10 (11:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
So they got married in two thousand and six. They've
got two children, Sunday and Faith.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
When was she with Tom Crue before that?

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Age's nineties? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wild, very sad. She
says she's a bit of a comeback, but she's been,
did she not. No, she's a phenomenal actress.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Phenomenal actress, terrible clapper, she's that's right, the clapping.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
You know, she's been in so many things lately.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Yeah, and she's always good. Yeah, I will say every
now and then you'll hear her Australian accent pop through
her American just a little, just every just be a
vowel and you'll be like, oh, yeah it is, but
it's fun.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
What's that Tylis Sheridan's show she's on that. We watched
Lioness y.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
C I A the c I A. Yeah, she's good,
she's so good. That's just a great show.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
She's so good, full of powerful, strong, extremely attractive Latino
woman and I watch it for the guns and explosions.
Watch Latino Woman and Guns and the explosion. Okay, yeah,
you give me that, Zoe Sell Danna.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
And your yeah Ma.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Top sex things Australians said when they found out about
the Splitsville of their royal couple. Number six on the
list truth, truth, ruth. Yeah, they would have said that.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
I love struth, we should use What is the definition
of struth.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Origins of the Australians. I think it's something something to
do with truth. Maybe, Oh, like that's the truth. Yeah, truth, truth, truth,
God's truth shortened to God's truth slurred into truth. Oh really, Okay,
that's God's honest truth. Some other examples of a minced oath,

(13:18):
which is what the truth technically is softening a religious
phrase so it's less blasphemous.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Zounds sounds.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I think Scooby Doo said, zounds, that's God's God's wounds.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
The zoo's cool, blimey.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
About cool blimey cool blimey cool blimey God blind me.
You're ruining all these phrases for me, blimey. Number five
on the list. Number five on the list is also
one of these things, one of these soft minced oath cragy.
The top six things Australian said when they found Crystal

(13:54):
mighty these all suck? Now?

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Who knew Australia?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Has anybody surprised the nation of convicts that they were
all like blasphemising? Number four on the last of the
top six things Australian said when they found out about
the Colon Keith separating Starne The flame and Crows, Oh yeah, yes,
Flame and Crows. Number three on the list of the
top six things Australian see when they found out to
Colin Keith separated. Tell them he's dreaming, Oh yeah, tell

(14:25):
him he's my my, Tell him he's dreaming. Number two
on the last of the top sex things Australian see
when they found out to Colin Keith and separated.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Strike me pink, Strike me pink, Strike me pink. I
don't think I've heard that one, haven't you? Stroke strike
me pink?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Pink?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Strike me pink?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
About yeah, like a lashing like you maybe someone there
be a lashing? Maybe yeah, strike me dead, stroke me lucky?
Pink would have been a nonsense intensifire like blimey never heard.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
You're not making that up.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
I'm just going I literally believe it's what straight me pink?
Have you never had straightly pink? Strike me down? I've
heard strike me was also Jesus.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Based and number one on the list of the top
sex things Australian said when they found out a bit
colon case.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Erw clear Player now dev Devo clear Play Zims Fleschborn
and Haley Clay z Ms Fletchborn and Haley. The three

(15:35):
of us were so lucky last night to be invited
out by Sky City to try three of their restaurants.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Marsu Yeah, Matita and Cassia.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Holy Moley even wor Ship. Yeah, I worshiped. You always
looked handsome.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
One of my two shirts and I I worship that
was a nice color on you.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Yeah, you looked lovely. You guys looked very handsome. I
think I looked a bit like it was low cut
and short loot. I think people will looking at me
being likestants.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
They were very classy.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Just the cocktails we had. We had Mowit and Shondong
to start at. It was just amazed. The food. We
can't stop talking.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
About it, and then Hailey is under the impression now
that we should take her there for her birthday or.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Why we just we just know we just a week
away eighth of October. I know you guys are planning.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
She said it like four times this morning.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
She's like, we should go back because it was so delicious.
It was, and we met the chefs. We got to
meet the chefs, very very chefs. Yeah, but you've got
to stop saying to them, have you seen the beer?
Have you asked all of them if they seen the
seen the beer? Yeah, yes, yes, ship behind hands all

(16:56):
that stuff.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Just like the time he asked when Pete troops she's
seen and command I was.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Like, I just wanted to ask.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
It was like when I had a plumber around, I said,
I assume you've seen Super Mario Brothers. Oh for God's
animated franchise. I assume you're a plumber who has seen
Super Mario Brothers. And then.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
But then we were talking to some of the organizers
who were just so lovely, And then we were talking
about the fact that the sky tower, which we went
up last night, I haven't been up for yonks. You
can jump off it if you don't know this.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Vaughn's done it before. Yeah, I've done it a few times.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, telling us all about it, and I think somehow
in the sort of i'd say, the sort of viv
of the you know, sort of vibe of the note
a few cocktails down, a few cocktails down, belly's fall. Yeah.
I think we signed up Flitch to do it. We did.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
We did, yeah, yeah, because we said, oh, you would
love to and then she was like no, and I
was laughing because I've literally done it on behalf of
Fletch before.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
But do you know what, I've skydiveed like three three times,
and I love that.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
There's something different about skyte I know it's too high,
it's incomprehension, and someone's on your back and they just
shove you out and it doesn't seem real.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
The one time I've bunged, I hated it.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I love Bunge.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I love bun I don't even think this. I know
it's under the Bungee brand, but it's different because you
don't bounce.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
It's better.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
It's the falling and you're vertical, not by your feet.
They kind of lower you at speed and then you stop.
What we've signed up for apparently we've signed up for this.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, some reverts this morning, Yeah, some regret.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Also this morning, I woke up to quite a few
comments on a post from Instagram. I put up a
photo of all of us. Yeah, not the one of
you and the left being scared of the left and
the heights. Genuine friends, I think, genuine friends. So yeah,
there's a photo of us and we're up there in
the in the bar, in the skybar, and you know,
we're all holding up a drink. Lovely smile friends, And

(18:51):
I would like you guys to pull up this photo now.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
I know you know what I'm going to say.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
A couple of people have asked me because somebody said
to me, what is wrong with your arm?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
And I was like, well, I had shoulder surgery, what
do you mean it looks fine?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
And then I look in and I'm like, oh, it's not.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
It's Haley's thigh and your arms behind her thigh. So
it looks like your fingers are coming out of this
like monstrously swollen, Like I've got a.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Swollen arm, my thighs. Swollen arms, okay, and like some
smooth it's sort of like round and yeffy, it looks like.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
We're like one of those Internet photos like, oh look,
it looks like he ages to realize what it actually is.
It does that's my thigh, but it's your thigh and
but you just it doesn't look like it because it
looks like your league with fingers.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
It looks like my legs would also be going that
way because I'm sort of twisted. Yes, yeah, I know,
it's so crazy.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
So I had to tell a lot of people that
know that's actually just my fingers and Hailey's leg. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, so good though, because it's also half your fingers
are covered, so they do look like stumpy little fingers
coming out of a yes, sort of puffy a leg.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah yeah, but no, my arm is fine and it's
just Hailey's leg.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
It's my that I will say in the photo to go.
And I was having a sort of a pineapplely COCONUTI
margarita and it was delicious, and I think that was
the drink that pushed me over to say yes, I
will jump off the tower. It ems fled rawn and Haley,
silly little pool sill. It is so silly, silly, silly,

(20:38):
that silly little pool silly little pottle poo, little pole, silly, little.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Well, a little pole today is about AI taking your jobs.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
South Parking.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
It's yeah, it's pretty crazy though. It's having so fast.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, for sure, faster than a lot of people imagine,
and like entry level jobs as well.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah oneks and your.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah, your edmund and your data, your tree.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Straight out of UNI jobs. Yeah, just not there.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
I don't see AI learned how to fold a T shirt.
That was my straight out of UNI job. Yeah, fashion,
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
There's already machines that control T shits, there are, but
not every store is going to install them. No, you know,
So what jobs are the greatest? Resident automated by twenty
thirty five? A product marketing manager, graphic designer, marketing analyst,
SEO specialist, BTL Marketing.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
You just mist pronounce that.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I'm sorry, Marketing analyst, MECO specialists, video content editor, radio
promotions manager.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Excuse you, excuse me, excuse you, excuse me? What what
was the one before that that you see it? I
don't know video content editor.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
You said, graphic designers, But I was reading an article
the other day that at the moment, graphic designers have
a lot of work because they are going over all
of the crowd and facing up that AI is doing.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
You can tell like a mile away. Same with those videos.
It's got this kind of like tone to it, and
you just know that it's a fake AI.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
So the most at risk is the copywriter officially facing
the blaker's future. This job received an AI replacement risk
score of eighty five percent. The people that want right
as right ads and just write like copy for written
ads for radio ads, or ask AI now to write
an ad for business were just name a shop, Hailey's shop.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
You've got a shop, Hailey's left hand scissor shop.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Yes, and it's only.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Radio Yeah sure, yeah, thirty second.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Shop that sells exclusively left handed scissors hand Because this
is a business idea. I've been someing on for a
while and I'm not you give me a play.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
You some jingle music?

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't know what you'd google there, thirty second retail
royalty free ad music.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Okay, here we go. I'm on radio.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Ad for a shot that sales left handed, says, there's
thirty second script. I make it funny, funny, It's called
Hayley's Scissors.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
What about a bit of it.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
You'll ask it for a.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Bit of a new endo.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Oh, don't be, don't be, don't be afraid to use
some in new end.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
Was that?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Is that going to be the ad music?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Okay, that's just its little sting at the top, funny please, Okay,
here we go, and you're going.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
To be the voice over.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yeah, yeah, here's a cheeky thinking radio spot. There's male
and female's voices. I'm just going to say, oops, oops,
just one voice, one voice, just one male voice.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Please, I'm not doing character work this early in the morning.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
We had a late night.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
You can't ask character work of us. I'm sorry. On
a Wednesday. Okay, here we go. We save our characters
for later in the week. Ready, left, hang hang out. Sorry,
that was just the end of the sting. Left hand.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Sick of trying to jam your fingers, scissors that don't
fit and Hailey scissors.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
We've got the perfect tool for your.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Brit Smooth, comfortable and made to slide right into your
hand the left hand. No more awkward twisting, no more
blisters and strange places, just a clean, satisfying snip every time.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
So don't struggle with the wrong pair.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Get your hands on Hailey scissors, because sometimes it feels
better when.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
It's made just for you. Hailey's scissors cut the right way,
and the right way is the left way. Sniffs that.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
That was.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Really good. Everyone in our office is shaking their bus
up there on level two.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
I will say it didn't tell us where to buy
the scissors or where the shop.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Well, I didn't give it that in me. Yeah, that's true.
It would just be Hailey Scissors dot co dot zi.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yes, I said you would have a dot dot com.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
No, I'm Hailey sprown dot com. Remember, but my scissor
shop is yeah, yeah, okay, I don't shop internationally. I'm sorry,
I'm not. I can't be bothered with the couriers. I'm
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
I'm not internationally to find your own Australian based so
little are you worried about losing your job to AI?
Eighty eight percent of people said no, twelve percent said yes.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
People showing a little bit about rash confidence.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
A lot of people quite ignorant to what's about to
happen in the.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Next few years.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Literally just gets smarter and smarter and smarter.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah. Tyrrel says, I'm an actor and we'd already been
seeing the Tilly nor would.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Effect for the last year. Did you read about this.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Is it fully AI actress?

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Yes, I did see that. Scarlett Johansson. Yeah, who she
is gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Oh my god, it's not real though, she's gorgeous, but you.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Would you know, added to the bank. Oh, she's very beautiful.
She's very beautiful. I just wasn't going to say that loud.
It made hard. She doing only fans.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
She's missing a trick of not okay, but she's not real,
so she doesn't have parents to be disappointed.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
I know she could literally do.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Dang. The are.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Anything and everything.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
It has made half of our professional population basically non existent.
Most of the industry and the States have been consistently
out of work since the strikes. Yes, it's scary, especially
when you see some of the video that AI produces,
like it's early stages.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
But it's incredible.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I'm a commercial cleaner, says Tour and I would love
to see a computer cleaning shitters.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, good card hap.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Your manual jobs a yes, hard working jobs.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
And customer facing stuff yeah totally. Angela says, Health and
safety and well being. My dudes, humans will ever be
doing dumb stuff and unfortunately always be struggling with their
mental health. Imagine if we didn't have to work though,
get that off our plate with the robots, But then
what are we going to do?

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Gardening?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Pottering about building an Irish pub, trimming the trees?

Speaker 5 (26:49):
I just mowing the lawns. Who's going to Who's gonna
look at me and clap?

Speaker 8 (26:53):
You know?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
That's what I look for.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
You can do more on that, Yeah, yeah. In fact,
your job is probably the most out of everyone.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Yeah. Ay, I get up there and be funny.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Sam said, I own a plant nursery. If a computer
can grow a plant, then I guess I'm done. Yeah
that dickhead, that's their Instagram handle.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
They can have it. Yeah, over it, Yeah, they can
have it. Holly said.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
AI can't stick their non existent ass up cows asses yet. Holly,
she does AI artificial insemination. Oh yeah, for cows, I'm
imagining and vet vetting. But I would say it's only
a matter of time till they can. Ali said, I'm
a nurse. At this stage. I'm begging for AI to
please take my job. It might sort out some of
the short staffing and as whenever we mentioned we love

(27:40):
our nurses. Orm Ah, Hannah says. Try controlling sixty four
year olds and listening to their parents' concerns and dumb complaints.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
I think we're there. We've got an early trot.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think AI is calculating.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
That yet, Nicholas.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Not for me, but my friend who's a lawyer, is
the new graduates are being replaced by AI. Yeah, so
don't study law or accounting. By the sounds of things,
Ashley said, my job is stay at home mum. No.
AI could change the amount of ship in shitty nappies
I do. Yeah, one of the hardest jobs out and lucid.
I'm a BA business analyst.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
What even is that?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I don't even know fix some stuff? Honestly, I could
probably do it, but I have a mortgage and a dog.
So don't I think that's what we all are hoping
for at the moment.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Don't.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah, I know you can, don't, but please don't don't.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
So we are today and silly little pole, are you
worried about losing your job to AI?

Speaker 5 (28:36):
And eighty eight percent of you sit no play z
ms fleshed one and Haley, I have.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
To get some more scar cream.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Well that's healing quite nicely.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Healing shoes.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Mister nowhere, you've been using some of the pants.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, and it's got a roller on it on one
end of the thing to get started flat, scant it down.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Yeah, you're supposed to massage the roadworks on my shoulder.
Yeah it is. It's pretty cool. My little roller over
five people standing around doing nothing got the roadworks by
our say, on the way into work, there's this huge
thing that there's just too many people there.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
What are they doing digging up something under lights? It
feels like like drain work or something like that.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
You know.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Anyway, we digress now we we've spoke, we've touched on this.
But today three weeks time, Fletchford and Haley are going
on holiday together. We haven't done this before, like without
no work.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
We've been Yeah, we've been away heaps work, guys, have
I'm free. People are wedding weekend. You've done a few
wedding weekend.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Your wedding weekends, but we've had lots of other Just.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Take it easy, they're not before the wedding.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
We never have a big night. A big night that
I never listened to ourselves. Do we know we sucker
for passion? To me, I'm an idiot.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
No.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
So yeah, in three weeks we're going away. And the
fun part about it is Fletch and I know where
we're going, and Vaughan doesn't.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
I don't know because this is a tree for Vaughn,
isn't it. Friends, It is a tree.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
It's a little tree. It hasn't been the best of years,
and we are we're just excited to get away and
not work and just have fun as friends. And then
I don't know how this popped into my head, but
I don't want to give too much away, but I thought,
and I can't believe we haven't done this before. I
have just dropped into our messenger chat. I'm inviting you

(30:27):
to a collaborative playlist. It's called the Genuine Friends Roady Playlists.
A road trip we're going on. Well, I'm just you're
I'm not giving away too much, but I've invited you
to this playlist and to add songs that we like
listening to in the car. So so far, I've got

(30:48):
some fall Out Boy in there because we sometimes we
have a bit of an emo.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
And panic at the disco. We need some panic at
the disc.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Put that in. I've got some Creed in there for you.
Vorn I just added then somber.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Welp to twelve and you need some Bonster electric Blue
needs to be there and chat You're added some Chapel Ryan,
Go Go Juice and goodbye, Go Go Juice.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Well this is it. Like, we have never had a
collaborative playlist as a trio, and I just think sometimes
when we get in the car, we always we all
get into a vibe and then we're like and music
really picks us up.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah, it can be devisive though the playlist, but I like.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
A playlist like this and the genres I put to
ram in here for example, Yeah Goo Goo Dolls, Kings
of Leon, and then we go emo, and then we
go and then we go pop, wait.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Metal, doing your metal, death metal, bogan rock. One slip
knot no, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
I'll get out of the car and walk.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
This is a collaborative playlist. There will be moments where
it's clearly for one person. I'll just put in one slip.
I'm just going to end that it but how fun
and then you so you guys. But this is the
thing with claborative playlist you've got to get in there.
Edge of songs that you know we like listening to.
What's the one we sung so loud that you're we
need some Florence the Machine in there, mister Brightside. That's

(32:13):
the one where your neighbors see. Can we not have
those parties anymore?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
So, mister Brightside, we just have the parties, but they
just finished earlier.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Now finish rather than an godly hour.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Yeah. So it's called the Genuine Friends Roady Playlist. And
I think this is a public playlist. Yeah, people would
be able to find it.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Don't want people middle?

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Are they going to be Middland? No, they can't Middle.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
And I add that song from the Muppet Show that
we should have told about this playlist curate Okay, nah,
And it's a genuine it's.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Just a little bit for me, a little bit happy.
But this isn't going on the playlist.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
I'm adding it is not.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
No, it slipped on a I'm going to be all
over No, I'm going to be all over the queue.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Tell me this comes on, and then.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
I'm going to be that it works into it.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Dude, I'm going to be watching the queue like a
hawk and deleting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, as things come.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Up, because we also need to organize the order of
the car sad songs.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Also, I don't like going on a road trip with
lots of people when Vaughn's in the car because he
always like.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
To sit in the froom in front of a carsock.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
This is this is on the playlist because yeah, everybody puts, yeah,
everybody puts.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Sometimes it would be a great song to play.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
You put this one on when you're trying to tell
everyone else in the car we need to find a
restaurant for a pop.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Okay, I mean I really kick us off quite well.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It's gonna be a great Yeah, it's a great list. Okay,
thank you. Maybe you can make a public then.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yeah, we make a public because people but you can't collaborate.
This is a Fletchborne Haley Genuine Friends Roady playlist.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
Plays itams Fletchborne and Haley play zms Fletchborn and Hayley.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
On the show. We absolutely love books audio books.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
For Fletch, I can read, it's reading. Vaughan can apparently read.
I read a lot, Carwan reads a lot.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Shann and I'm not sure I will assume, but we
love romance novels on this show, and everyone listening will
know the book Quicksilver because it is huge and we
are joined so lucky by the author Kelly Hart. Good morning,
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 10 (34:26):
Thank you for having me over.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
We're very very excited, and you're actually coming to New
Zealand very so much. We'll talk about but let's talk
about Quicksilver. Number one New York Times best selling author.
You stayed over a million copies sold in six months,
fifteen weeks on the Sunday Times Bestseller Charts, eight weeks
in the New York Times Bestseller Charts, Like this book
just went absolutely huge.

Speaker 10 (34:49):
Yeah, it was a bit of a shock to me too.
Quite honestly, I still wake up and I'm like, wow,
what's happening. But I'm so grateful for it all. And
you know, every time I I make one of these goals,
you know, I'm so blown away. And it's all thanks
to readers supporting the story. So I'm so grateful.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
When you're writing a book like Quicksilver, by the time
you're Finehed, I mean, how long does a book take
you to write? Well, that's that's such.

Speaker 10 (35:14):
An arbitrary like number because it depends entirely on like
where you're at in life. I suppose I wrote Quicksilver
in six weeks, which is incredibly Yeah, it was very
very quick, but I had been planning that story for
a very very long time, so I knew it inside out.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Book two took me, you know, six months.

Speaker 10 (35:34):
Because I was on the road, I was touring, and
you know, it was a brand new project, and I
was juggling a lot of other new, exciting things as well.
So it really does depend what's going on. Sometimes it
can be six weeks, sometimes it's a year. Sometimes you know,
we're still waiting on some books.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
From some people.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, do you do any writing on the plane, because
if somebody was writing one of these novel to me,
I would be reading. I'd be looking looking for Stay
May Steamy saying, yes, you know, you have to get
good at writing on the go when you're kind of
moving around as much as I have been lately.

Speaker 10 (36:09):
So you know, it's not easy, but I can do it.
But I've learned to invest. You can buy these screens,
privacy screens. At an angle, they can't see what you're writing,
which is a blessing for everybody.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
I think, because when you finished however long it takes you,
and you and you feel you've finished, You've seen it
off to the editors and the publishers, and we're all happy.
Do you have a feeling inside you like I think
this one's going to do pretty well or you just
you're just you have no idea?

Speaker 10 (36:34):
Yeah, with Quicksilver, you know, I really was excited to
see what people thought about the one, because I finished
that book and I did think. I was like, man,
maybe maybe I've got something here. I was very excited
and very hopeful, but you never know. You know, you
give it, You put a book out into the world,
and it's it's entirely like a roulette at that point.

(36:55):
You just have to wait and see what happens.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
How much because I played On and Dragons and someone
was recently explaining Quicksilver to me, I was like, this
could be a D and D campaign. Have you what
was your background in like the fantasy realm and that
sort of area. We're influenced by any classic works?

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Or absolutely?

Speaker 10 (37:17):
You know I love D and D as well, so
I you know you called that one right there.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
I love.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
He loves having like minded people, because me and Fletch
are not.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
This is the f everybody who poposes the Dungeons and
Dragons content, and then all of a sudden it's got
a romanticy angle and all the girls.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Are into it. I'm like, this is you could be
playing and living this. Your campaigns are not filled with
the hottest, steamier six scenes because.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Playing with all of my male friends hale because no
girls want to play with.

Speaker 10 (37:47):
Well, I do love I like doing one shots these
days because a proper campaign is just a real commitment.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
But it's so much fun.

Speaker 10 (37:53):
And yes, absolutely, you know I love Lord of the Rings.
I love a lot of high fantasy. I read a
lot of high fanta see Patrick Roerson, all those good
like you know, heavy tomes that I'm into it, So
I do a lot of that content, for sure.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
I always wonder this because, you know, often with romance
like kind of I guess contemporary romance writers who write
you know, you know, a small town or just sort
of everyday romances, I'm always just imagining that they draw
so many of their own experiences from their own sexual
history and everything like that. Whereas, like you're.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Asking you if she's fantasy.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Especially the steamy scenes, there is still that sort of
fantastical way. So I'm obviously like the steamy scenes in
your books you haven't experienced before.

Speaker 10 (38:47):
No, I mean, I'd be concerned for my own well
being if I had. Honestly, I mean, every every writer
you know, there's a little bit of everyone in the
stuff that they write, just because you know, we write
from lived experience and are imaginations in fantasy as well,
so you know, like we may borrow a little bit
here and there from our real lives, but I try

(39:07):
and keep things separate, you know what I mean, because
that would get really uncomfortable if someone was reading and
being like, hey, wait a minute.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
So I have to so you' you see, you're a
great fan of fantasy and you're coming to the land
of Hobbiton where you're coming to New Zealand. You're coming
to Auckland and christ Church very soon in October. Are
you going to get the chance to go to Hobbiton
because it truly is like one of the cultious places.
It's magical.

Speaker 10 (39:30):
I have to say, I've already been. I love New
Zealand so much. I'm so excited that I'm getting to
come back. I have been to Hobbiton numerous times I
have to go and get a pint at the Green Dragon.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Every time I will be making a call at the
pub again. Well, we can't wait to have you in
New Zealand and. Yeah, just congratulations on all of your success.
It is so well deserved. Thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (39:56):
I really appreciate chatting to you, and I hope you
know I I'm gonna have a great time in New
Zealand day now.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
I am you were squas in a one shot.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Let's do it.

Speaker 10 (40:07):
I'm a road paladin.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Let's go nice. Thank you so much, Kelly, thanks for
having me. Appreciate see you in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Zidims, Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Today it's the first of October. It sure is, which
is insane because this year is going way too fast.
October of course being the spooky month.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
It's my witches laugh.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Okay, that was bitter the second time. Yeah, now you
finally get your wish.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
I know, because I don't know if many people know this.
They were like Hailey Sprowl, like where did she come from?
You know, on the radio, she just kind of came
out of nowhere. But in her previous life. I was
pauling Gillisabeth Right Green Carnader, Hailey Sprow and this is
she's still alive? Is she? Or a jobble ganger?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Ever? All of it?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Right, So this is a long term segment that you've
done on ZI in years.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
If you haven't listened before, now, yeah, we used to
do this years ago. You and right, and sometimes sometimes
don't forget Nick.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Tansley please, of course, not.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
A good friend of mine. His name was Mark all Along.
It's Tingley Wednesday. We want you, we want you to
shear your spooky stories. You're oh my god, what you
can't explain it?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Well, Warner, I can normally explain all of these stories.
Is a gas.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Crack a window and shut up. You're sort of in
a state between yeah, sleep and awake.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
It turns out the ghosts disappear when you open the windows,
lead some fresh air, and it turns out less.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Oh look who just turned up Georgia, just time for
Tingly Wingly Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
She doesn't believe in ghost is she?

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Neither did I? Until then at the Farmerstore, North's Distinction Hotel,
and I opened my eyes and there was a man
there in a pinstripe suit and he was dribbling and crying,
and he was there and I saw a ghost. I
can't explain it either.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Did you crack a window?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
There?

Speaker 5 (42:20):
There was no need. I couldn't get past him. There
was a ghost in my room.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Right, okay, I'll wait one hundred and darns at Emerson
number nine six nine six of text in it is.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Tingly Wingly Wednesday. We want to hear your spooky and
unexplainable story. It's tingly Wingly Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
We want to know, okay, that music's better, yeah, yeah,
but better, but less on us.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
We want to know your spooky or unexplainable stories, ghost stories,
anything like that for tingly Wingly Wednesday. It's a segment
I came up with in my previous life as paul
Ane Gillsbie again is a different sting.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
She's dead, Rachel, Good Morning.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Show.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Oh my god, it was the ghosts ghost. The ghost
turned fletches slider down. What the ghost turned it up?

Speaker 5 (43:08):
You saw it? You saw it. I saw it. I
can't explain I can't explain it.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Right, Oh my god, that was crazy. Now, Rachel, what happened?

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Give us your Wednesday story?

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Many of things have meant happened to many of people
in this house. But I'll just give you one story.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
You said, the house. What's the story with the house?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (43:32):
It's one hundred and thirty old years old?

Speaker 4 (43:34):
And yeah, is the scariest thing the massive amount to
renovate it.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
A Luckily it wasn't me who had to renovate it.
But yeah, she's very old. She gives a spooky vibe.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Please don't talk about Haley like that. I am very
old and I do give speaky vibes.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Birthday next week.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Just yes, getting older and older and spooky and spooky. Sorry,
tell us that's all right.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
So one of the standout stories that happened to me personally,
I was doing with my partner and I got up
to leave the room, and it was around December, and
I opened the door and I could hear like bells
coming from the kitchen, bells, bells like Christmas, does you know?
Like yeah, no one else was there at the time,

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and so I just shut the door, went back to bear.
Didn't say anything. And the next night I told my
boyfriend and he said I heard him to.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
The neighbor's cat got in, who knows.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
But the windows have opened by themselves too before.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
So yeah, is that tingle Wingles?

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Is that enough single wingles for you? Okay, Rachel, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Anonymous joins us for tingly Wingley Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
See there was a ghost there as well. Now, Anonymous,
we've been informed that you have the ability to talk
to ghosts. Yes, I do. When did you realize you
had this ability?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
The first time was when I was about six years old.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Yep, spooky kid, kid, spooky kid, Yeah, spooky kid. They
have some medication for that now, I reckon, Yeah, yeah,
probably what language to ghosts speak?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
English?

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Convenient? And sometimes and sometimes I will say, Anonymous, you're
on the phone. You're on the phone with two synacs
and a woman who has synergist.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Okay, yeah, so we may we may not be complete
believers yetnam.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
What do they say?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Anonymous? What sort of stuff do ghosts say?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Well, it depends on on the spout. I mean, I
call them spirits, but you know, ghosts, same thing. But
it depends on often how they've died. So they'll often
appear or come to me and they're if they've had
a very disruptive death, then they might like to slam

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doors or.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
And do they always stay in the same house where
they died or do they think that's a nicer villa
I'm going.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
To Yeah, I mean I'm assuming a ghost. So have
you done this for people like talk to dead, to
spirits to ghosts?

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yes, So I have various groups often sometimes support groups
or like a spiritual group who people will attend, and
sometimes they have spirits that they can attach themselves to
people because they are often like very positive, right people

(46:54):
attracted to and sometimes you can tell if they've recently
had a loved one past long and they're often attached
to them.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
So can you does it work over the radio? Does
it work over the radio?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Like if you're listening to us and we're talking, but
there was a fourth voice and it was like a
ghost attached to Haley because you said they're attached to
like energyic and bright people. But to be honest, if
I was a ghost spending the attunity with Haley sounds
like a torment.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
As not even going to contest that, I'm a lot.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Do you hear it over the radio as well? Or
is it only in person?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
It's not so much for me. It's not like a
third person like whispering, but it's it's a feeling that
I get and Bourne definitely has someone attached to him.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Really tangly Wegley is it? Who is it?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
It's an older gentleman. Yeah, yeah, he's probably in his
late seventies.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Okay at time of death on a Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
At time of years. I don't think he's related to
born In any way. He kind of just checked him up,
like going to the supermarket.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
I found him, I reckon, just like this guy's a
bit of a to go to the gym.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Going to the gym in the last year, and the
gates is probably the coming out of the wood. I reckon.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
It's a gut. This is a gay ghost anonymous. I
want him to be I want to hang around Wow.
And Hayley has wanted to do this for a while
to bring back weird Tingly Wingley Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
It's been on ze him for years, hasn't it. That's right,
We've done it a few times.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Somebody's messaged in with the connection, oh really to the
original Tingling Wingley. Not sere if this is the vibe
you're going for for Tingly Wingley. But my my large
bald bogan mate bought to hold him commodore check the
log book.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Turns out it used to be on by Grant Katyama himself.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Oh my god, my man, the.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Car Tingly Wangley Wednesday. Yeah, we was justtions to the past.
My son was sitting on his toddler couch. He's two
years old. I gave him a biscuit and he kept
trying to give it to thin air.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Here have it. It's for you not paying attention to me.
Looking the whole different direction. We're in a new home
where the previous owner was an old man with dementia
who clearly didn't want the toddler's generous offer of the biscuit.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Well kind of biscuit?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Because some old people don't like Yeah, fancy.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Get a biscuit? Maybe gave my husk or something at
I don't like these.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Uh. Somebody else had moved to her house, previously owned
by an older couple head passed on, so she sold it.
Not long after moving in, the TV would turn off
by itself and on, and the shower would turn on
during the night, and lots of things.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
We're like the house blessed and it all stopped. Oh
okay am. I literally watched a shoe get thrown across
the room. Later found out through a medium that I
went to see that it was some old family members
coming to congratulate me on my pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
That's how I congratulate people in their pregnancy house, throw
shoes at them.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Yeah, it's an old Irish tradition.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yes, My parents lived in their house in England which
was really old and had a cool, old cool bell
system and each of the rooms were named. When I
used to visit, we would hear footsteps walking up the
corridor at night and the lamps would flicker, and then
one might night Mom and I were upstairs talking on
the landing, the only people home. The lights and the
upstair landing tune on. We flip the switch. They came
back on, no explanation. Never tried to visit them again.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
At work, I kept seeing a friendly old man. He'd
always smile away at me when I was working on
my own. No one else at work saw him, and
I thought I was going crazy. A few months later,
a work friend asked me to describe what he looked like,
and I gave him the descriptions. She said, that sounds
exactly like the old man who died in our toilets
at work.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
A few years back, Wingled imagined dying with your pants down.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Your little.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Clay zims flitch.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
For I've got a new feature. I think we kind
of have.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
I've kind of hinted at this idea before. Okay, but
you know the big wigs upstairs, upstairs say they said
for the next big thing, that we need the next secret.
Sound yeah, you know people go crazy for secrets. Sound
the amount of cool.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
We're just it's life changes. Fifty thousand dollars we gave away.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Yeah, people like thousand dollars, have strings on the wall
and photos and clothes. And then this is no, this
is where someone is winning today, today, today, right now,
right now.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
FS ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Remember that when you were and I said, if anyone's
listening right now and greatmouth dog, give them ten dollars.
I'm gonna open up my bank. I'm waking up my person.
This is min I'm going to personal recession. This is
how much I care.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Okay, I will literally take your bank details and I
will transfer.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
You ten dollars as personally from VSMA.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Now we're not pissing around with sending out a check
or something through that official accounts I.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Don't think we've seen our checks.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
We're not. It's normally a bank transfer. Yeah, okay, So
how does the ten dollars suburb work? Well, I will randomly,
using my paid subscription to chat GPT, I will randomly
generate a New Zealand suburb some facts about it.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
We can learn about the suburbs. It's gonna be a
nice way to tick you tour around the country.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
It's a beautiful country, okay.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
And we will learn about the suburbs, and someone from
that suburb calls and we ask them a few questions.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
In fact, we may get them to drop a pin
veri FI.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Because you verify location, you're going to have to do
they have to live in that suburb or do they
be in the suburb right now?

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Have to be in the suburb if they live in
the suburb, but they're like, I live in the suburb,
but I'm a way of gone to work or school
or universe.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
That doesn't count. Okay, it doesn't count. So okay, you're
going to randomly generate a suburb. If anyone listening is
in that suburb, call OL hundred dollars it in and
the first person through that can prove they're in that
suburb wins ten dollars? Are you sure there's not more money?
It's just it's that simple. It's ten immediate dollars, and
I want the listener who wins this.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Look my bank saying are you trying to log on?
I'm you that it's me?

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Why are you doing this through your own bank account?

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Because I want it to be immediate. I want it
to be now.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I'm going to be reimbursed because it's paid on Friday
and things are looking a little fit.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Wait, can you even do ten dollars right now? I
can do ten dollars right now? Okay, okay, great, can
you do? What I love about the secret sound for
is just to refer to our last massive cash giveways,
is when we the person finds out that they've just
won fifty thousand dollars. I love their reactions. There's often tears, screaming,
there's celebrations. Sometimes we ring family. So you're saying there

(53:33):
might not be that for this, No, I'm saying I
want that. I'm saying, if you win ten dollars, suburb.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Treat it as though you've just won fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
I want ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I'm literally putting in the particulars vaughns, but I can't
puts of apostrophe, So that's you just can't put symbols
in my bank's transferred. That's not a under code. I'm
putting ten dollars, and then in reference, I'm putting suburbs. Now,
all the reach is your bank detail, it all set
it out. We are ready to go, ready to go
when you're randomly I've got because I've got this, I've

(54:06):
got this prompt. I need a randomly generated suburb one
of New Zealand's towns or cities. Give me the suburbs,
and facts about the suburbs, who's it's named after, any
geographical features and anything that happened there. That's the randomized
voice noise. And we're working radio and needs a noise.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Okay, today this competition needs more money.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Today's ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
That's when corrupts. Okay, too much money corrupts. Okay, right, yeah, sorry,
power corrupts absolutely, Okay, So ten dollars is enough.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Who's gonna say no to ten dollars. It's money.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
You shouldn't feel guilty about taking from me anymore, and
you should because I'm in a personal recession. Okay, today's
suburb is Tacka Puna. Oh just big one, didn't it
packed a big one? Puna is a suburb of Auckland's
not sure if you are currently in Tacka Porna and
improve it.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I've just realized it is a floor to this.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
What if nobody is listening in that suburb, like say,
it is a small suburb and a tiny town. Yeah,
we're kind of wasting our time. Yeah, well then we
know as a radio station we need to put more
emphasis on that suburb.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
You know, like those tiny towns that you drive through.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Yes, okay, Maracopa, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know if you're
listening right now today, if.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
You're living in the bush and Marta Corpora, okay, right, okay.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Taka Poona.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
The name Tuckapuna refers to a spring at north Head
In Maldi, Puna means spring of water, and the meaning
of tucker is less certain, although some interpretations include noel
spring rock spring or falling spring. Over time became the
name came to be more widely used for the area
around that spring and a settlement.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
We've had a message in is there an Instagram page
so I can keep up with the clothes.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Chloe.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Good, you're gonna need a social media page.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Good morning, Welcome to ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Chloe Hoe. Are you in Takapuna?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
I am.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
I've just driven past Brett Avenue.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Brett Avenue, Brett.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Okay, look that you might need to stop because you
might be heading into Milford, and we will not give
it to.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
You if you're a miner, if you're a Milford we're going.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
If you do creep into another suburb that does hang up,
eliminate you from the competition.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Clibb got Brett Avenue open on Google Maps.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
That is just on the road from Secret Beach, Mini
Half Beautiful, that's due just south of Tuckapuna reef.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Okay, yea, how do we know that she's not I'm
going to go on street view and whereabouts? Are you
heating north or south?

Speaker 8 (56:46):
North?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
I'm pulled over?

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Oay, is there any Are there any people?

Speaker 6 (56:53):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (56:53):
She's gone. She just hung up.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
She went through the tuckaporna black spot, which is actually
enlisted here under this randomly generated information about.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
We just lost We're getting it back, We're getting it back.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
I'm going to go on the street view and she's
going to tell me some feature of the house.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Because this doesn't work kind of worn because the street
views change all the time.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Is there are black you with Stonewood homes?

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Is back with us?

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Are there any people around?

Speaker 8 (57:21):
No?

Speaker 6 (57:22):
I love my car, but I did pull over.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
What number? What number are you outside on? We don't
give out someone's number on Hurstmere Road?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Number two hundred?

Speaker 4 (57:35):
What colors? Let's look on Google it's and ask what
color the houses?

Speaker 5 (57:39):
The chimney chimney? Yeah, but you are what that's okay?
Two hundred? How many garages does it have? Road facing? Two? Yep?
Is that is she's winner? Wait what color? What color?
Break is the brick home?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Read?

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Or? So I'm going to go to someone new were
to create a new paye Chloe?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
We do this, but I think we play some and
we come back and Chloe and then check Internet banking
and and confirmed for us that she has ten life
takes an hour, takes an hour on still not immediate bank.
It's the same bank, different bank, different banks.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
We will talk to her.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Is you know she.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Can see us so she doesn't get up? That worked
pretty you in court.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Radio Chloe, are you as been life changing? Winning ten dollars?

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Honestly, this has been the best day.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Of my life.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yeah, Chloe, she said it, and I clap that up
for the next parme record?

Speaker 5 (58:50):
And what's your favorite radio station? What Breakfast shirty? You
lovelessly to Chloe. Yeah, that was great.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
That was the real classic radio, wasn't it?

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Beautiful story with us, Chloe, And we just know that
the money's gone.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
To what are you going to spend the money on?

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Chloe?

Speaker 10 (59:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:07):
What if you guys actually want don't put it on
the mortgage. We want you to have fun with us?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Yeah, I reckon splash out maybe overseas holiday.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Yeah, we'll just check on in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Well that's actually just atail, isn't it. You could select
reckond a muffin, no moist muffin, but moist chocolate mashing. Okay, Well,
good luck, Chloe, life changing ten dollars, the first ten
dollars when a congratulations, they're.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Going to need those bank details.

Speaker 9 (59:37):
Plays flesh worn play ms Fletchborne and.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Hay three minutes of vorn getting a bank details the
numbers and name, and Chloe now has ten dollars and
the next hour suffolks zero zero from vo account. I
don't know about this competition. It feels like it needs
a bit more. Can No, it doesn't, It doesn't. That's
the that's the beauty of it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
It's pure.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Okay, will Bucks though, like.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
I don't even twenty to me, I'm like, now I'm
having a bit of fun. Well, Vaughn's ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
We're in a recession and you're going to give ten
dollars to the poor people of tucker Pun. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
maybe I put that into GPT next time excludes Some
people just don't need ten dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Other people are just sitting in their bank.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Would know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Well, that's not how tomorrow. Tomorrow, chance, I am going
to start. If we're gonna do this, I'm gonna start
needing to do it. Claim back as previously mentioned day
on Friday, Yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Is just because I spent all the budget on herm
in the German and now Cross Boss won't give us
any extra money. Yes, now here's a problem. I'm just
going to face and call it what it is. And
I think as a result, I have to give something.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Alcoholism that was good, get off rid it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Hey, what You're not abusing the substances?

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
And I don't have an issue. I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
No issue with that spring something.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
I finally need to address your alcoholism. What am I
supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Idly sit by and let let alcohol companies go bankrupt?

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I'm sorry, I will not stop for.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Sorry, Please drink responsibly.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
No, here's an issue that I've long suffered and I
just have to address it. I wonder if I should
just put this on and show you the issue. Oh okay,
chat amongst yourselves. I've got to take my top off.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Okay, I'm not looking.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
I'm just now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
It's just sort of reflection. Okay, wait, I'm looking down.
I'm looking down.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
When can we look?

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Okay, it's just this is right because you hit Carwen's
involved in this somehow, and I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
You taking your top offers?

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
What have we got going on here? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
So what is this?

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
The niess a teddy?

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Is this when they call it? Do you wearing? So
yesterday they went to Kmar and Kmart's got some nice fashion.
Calwen's like, I don't want your hand me downs. I
don't want that. Kmart's got some nice fashion at the moment,
and I saw this little slip dress and I thought
that'd be cure on me. So I just grabbed it.
I size up and camart because as I want to do,

(01:02:26):
so I grabbed this dress. Now, can you see the
issue we have.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
The part, the part for the bird boobs finishes before
you're start.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
That is a meta picture. I think you've painted that
quite correctly.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
But not because your boobs hang low.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
It's just it's long size. This is a common problem
I have when there are cups built into a dress.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Is my boobs are two seconds you're We've previously discussed
long in the torso and long in the torso, but
the boobs have adjusted accordingly, and so is there a
way of maybe pulling it forward more to Oh Jesus,
that's no, just.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
The workplace. I got home.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
And I put this on, And where were you imagining
wearing this.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Home? And I'm open to putting a photo up on
our socials. We won't get flagged. No, No, I love
it personally enjoying the view.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Wait, you're telling me that you can see a guy
getting shot in the neck, but Hailey can't put up
her non existent boobs, and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
That she has boobs too much, the wrongs and each
of us should be wearing it and we should vote.
Who were a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Love that. You're right, the cups titties would fit perfectly.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
I'm here think you So then I was like Shannon,
I know Shannon has a larger breast than I, so
that can't even that they're not in there? So you
were off live watch your followers go up. Now every
it's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Of truck drivers.

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
Ho.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Yeah, I don't want them. So I just thought, you know,
produce a car when she likes a girly little number.
Maybe your boobs are high enough for I don't appreciate
that you all turned also.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Carwhen doesn't want to wear it. After you and Vaughn
and I have all had to go was have to
maybe put it through the wash.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Yeah, I feel personally attacked by this. It really has
highlighted that I am turning thirty six next week. They
didn't used to be down here. Do we just think
that they've constructed it a bit? He had other dresses
where there is a chest ere it and then a
hymn and the hymn. Yeah, my boobs are still up

(01:04:55):
under the hymn.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
How much did this came out? Number costs so hot?

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Yeah? Oh it's short. Twenty nine dollars. That's too much.
Do not fit your book?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Can I just say that would be three ten dollars
suburb games, that's true?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
Could I also say that I return it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
And I'll give you the cap from the last half
of the week.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah O. Could you also could have saved
thirty dollars by trying this on at the store. I
don't know. No, I just assumed I was still perky
enough for it. I'll tell you we did tag it.
I have been humbled. Yeah, I didn't do the receipts
so well or put it on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Play Zim's Fleshborne and Hayley.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
The day, day day day day. Yeah, do do do
do do do do do do do did do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
All right, it's brain work. You're affected the day and
today we're talking about the biggest brains. The biggest brain
on record, the heaviest human brain went to Ivan Turgenev,
who was a Russian novelist who wrote a book apparently
called Fathers and Sons and when he died his brain
was weighed and it weighed two kilograms.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Why was it? Wade? Did they did they know that
it was big?

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
I think he donated his body to science and so
they weighed it and that was the heaviest one kind
of he wrote a novel.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
He wasn't known for like he was intellectual, but not
really good at words.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Maybe he.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Died in eighteen eighty three, but he would have loved
the wordle. I think he might have had an issue
logging on and using the phone for starters.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
But he what is this?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
It was Russian?

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
So the wood this is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
The second largest brain is very interesting though it belonged
to Edward h. Roloff, who also lived in the eighteen hundreds.
He was a polymath. That's when you have a girlfriend
and a boyfriend and another girlfriend and you're really good
at maths and yes, okay, and you're from some or
tongue rul polynes In Polynesian poly man. He trained as

(01:07:02):
a doctor, a lawyer, a schoolmaster, a photographer in the
eighteen hundred is quite the undertaking.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
He invented things. He designed carpet.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
He was a phrenologist, which is a study of the
human skull, and a philiologist, which is like Philadelphia a
language specialist, language specialist.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
So he was like very intelligent, and he was also.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
He was very intelligent, very intelligent. He's so dumb sometimes,
well you and your little tiny brain.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
He was like so light.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Yeah, oh, it would be so light.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
It'd be like a block a butter. Yeah. Light brain
light brain.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Braining in However, he was also a criminal and a
serial killer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Oh yeah, he was implicated in multiple murders, had got
away with it for a long time. He murdered apparent
his own wife and child and made it look and
a stork clerk during a robbery.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Even they'd done some brain scans on murdering and like serial.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
Killers, they're all left handed, all of them.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Wait, you've got a left hands as a shop.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
I know, I know I'm left handed and I have
a left handance as a shop. And scissors are the
perfect weapon for stabbing people. I know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Well, knives are better, but scissors are two knives.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
So he was executed by hanging two knives.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Two knives of the well, they are a hinge that
made up dumb comment before light brain sort of really,
maybe if your brain had a few less facts like that,
about scissors being two nights and intelligence intelligent.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
He was very intelligence.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
So they studied his brain and it weighed one point
eight seven eight kilograms, the second largest human brain on
in medical history.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Big fat brain.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Yeah, and so you might be thinking, what about the
weight of brains between genders. Did you know that the
male brain is nine percent larger than the female brain,
even after correcting for body size difference.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
Well, we fuck, we're not as intelligent.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
However, it does not it does not correl with intelligence.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
No, it doesn't. Dense yit and and wiring. Female brains
have more packed into gray matter rather than white matter.
So we got more brain not as good as brain
less intelligence. Femals brains are efficient.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
As Shannon just said, you know, they're bigger, but they
don't know how to use them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Yeah, that's about the signs of the brain. It's how
to use the motions of the brains.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Yeah or something.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
So today's fact, today's fact to today's this are just
too nice?

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Are too nice? Fact of the day, day day, day, day,
Did dude, dude do play ms fletched Vorn and Haley

(01:09:49):
play ms fletch Onorn and Hailey. We have put up
a photo of all of us in my negligee that
humbled my bobs by having the cups too high. Herm
and the Germans got the frock on at the moment,
and I think he takes the cake, I believe of Chuck.
That's that's in the comments as well. So have a
little look there now. Justin Bieber, perfect example of a
swag gap there with him and his wife, Haley Bieber.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Okay, her gorgeous put together, you know, well thought out.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
Every time they're out and about, she's really like, she's trendy,
she's polished, she looks lovely, she's wearing the latest stuff.
And then there's Justin Bieber, you know, with like a
hoodie and a hat that I'm showing them. A picture
of Justin and Haley together is a perfect example of
a swag gap, which is being discussed here on the
internet at the moment. They're saying it's a giant red

(01:10:35):
flag if there is too much gap between your level
of swag between you and your partner. One of you
is really really cool and the other one not so cool.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
What what?

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Why is it a red flag?

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
I would have thought opposites attract If.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
The girl's got more swag than the guy. She's not
gonna have to worry about him because so really hard and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
He's going to be stock because he's got a swagg delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Yeah, I've delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Just run that pastlicious Yeah or not at the moment.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
Sorry. Yeah, So, I mean I think it's also like
it would be boring, I believe for the swag alicious
person of the relationship being with a swagless person, you
know what I mean, because then you're like, God, you're
not up with anything, and you're not cool, You're sort
of awkward and weird and odd.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Do you think an age gap relationship would have that
would be swagged?

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
No, swag gap and age gap are different.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Okay, but an age gap could cause a swag gap. Yes,
but the two are not always linked.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Just there's a science here. There is a science here
to hell this. Okay, So you want to hear from
people this morning. But see, I don't think people would
be together if there was a swag gap.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
I think, real long, here we go, Someone's message in
excuse me, the swag gap is great. I'm the cooler
partner and it means I always look even better next
to my basic Bob and when I feel like I'm
having a sloth day, I still look ten times cooler,
no pressure, no competition. Wow, what did you wait? I
didn't get a gender read on that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
I don't have a gender feel for that either. I
look even better next to my basic Bob. Now are
they saying barbas and short for Robert or bobas and
she has a basic Bob hiccut?

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
I sound like it sounded like a female to.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
If we can confirm genders.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
It sounds like, yeah, a female talking about her Bogan
or Trady boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
This is what I want to know. Do you like
this kind of stylist or like cool stylish person and
you do, have you know holes in your socks? Trady
Bogan boyfriend?

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
A swag gap?

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
If you've got a swag gap?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
They messaged in nine four four confirming they are a
by female but their partner is male. Okay, okay, I
went hundred dance at Emson number. We'd love to hear
from you this morning. Text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Is there a swag gap in your relationship? We want
to know. We want to know if you are in
a swag gap relationship. One of you is significantly cooler,
this more stylish, more put together, swaggier than the other.
And someone said, Adam Sandler and his wife take.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
The cake, really, because Adam Sander just wears what he wants.
He's just, oh my god, we go to the Oscars
in like hockey shorts.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
And and but I love that about him because he
doesn't care.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
But also I feel like when these women who are
you know, high on.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
The swag level, yeah, oh yeah, he's wearing a shirt
Hawaiian shirt, you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
His wife isn't an elegant black designer ball with her
hair beautifully quaffed. And he is in a wine shirt
from I don't know Kmart.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
But I feel like a lot of these women that
are high on the swag level are always going to
do up their guys, you know, to pick my going
out clothes now, because apparently you can't wear a jumpsuit
and crops to a funeral anymore anymore any more interesting,
you thought, and Ian camo crops, well, I can't see them.
They can't say they look like your your body's in

(01:13:59):
the hamon crocs, because then it looks like you're floating.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Yeah, you're not wearing shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
This topic is literally my relationship loll partner is a
trade and his holy socks drive me mental. But at
the same time I admire the confidence without the flash clothing. Also,
his savings are much better than mine. So there's that.
And for context, yesterday he wore a top from high school.
He graduated fifteen years ago. That says weird fish. We've

(01:14:24):
talked about this before.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
I so someone at the gym wearing like a high
school Leavers jersey from like nine.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
I was like something. I was like, what are you
doing like three years? Float it out now? Like you
don't wear that now? I don't know where mine.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
But also kudos for making a piece of clothing last
that long. Yeah, it was amazed when I see a
Lever's jerseys that's got an O kind.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Of vintage now.

Speaker 5 (01:14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Also, I want to give a shout out to Joe
who messaged me this story about the swag gap that
was on the Guardian. Oh yes, yeah, he was like,
this would be a great radio topic. I don't know
how listeners figure out how we do this. He somehow
has get out that we joking about coming story and
ideas and what we should do for the show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Yeah, we see seend them to me. I'll just copy
the Lincoln to the email.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
I'll give you personal praise, but probably won't pass on
everybody else I've got. I've sort of outsourced my job, right,
it would be nice for you to actually come up
with some stuff. Yeah, well, it doesn't it if I
don't want to dominate the show. Okay, give you guys
a shot. Keep your texts coming at nine six nine.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
Save and you want to sweg get relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Hailey, we do have some more messages, and we're talking
about the swag gap.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
I think Hailey and Justin Bieber big swag gat. Hailey beautiful,
well put together, gorgeous. Justin Bieber often embarrassing. Often often
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
When your husband have a swag gat, you reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
We do.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
No, you're on the same swag. He's pretty steazy. I'll
give him that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Now, there is a swag get he's above you because
it doesn't say steezy. Yeah, the message is in my
partner is an absolute minger. Oh so it's not hard.
Now that's rude. And then they do say I.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
Was just joking. Someone said we had a swear gap,
but we ended up balancing each other out. Okay, now
I'm questioning about what I wear to minor tin. It's
a hardware store. Yeah, that's when the socks and chandles
are fine. Yeah you can wear what if you want.
Oh god that you. That swear gap just got bigger. Yeah,
yeah you are. It's a hardware so you've got to

(01:16:32):
wear a clothes to shoe you. I'm not picking up
the tools worn and there for the coffee. Someone messaged
my husband always looks immaculate, very well.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Dressed, well like that guy we saw last night.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
Oh of us individually, like that was a well dressed.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
There's a well dressed man, three piece suit Georgia.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
But yeah, wore it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Yeah he woreham Yeah, great Sonny.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
I on the other hand, I'm going through men pause
and with anything that doesn't make me itch, sweat, look fat,
or generally piss me off. I look homeless most of
the time. Swag gap, sweat gap, Yeah, huge swag gap.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Somebody else said, my wife always looks beautiful, she dresses nicely,
she thinks about it. I just looked down and realized
I've got odd socks on and a hole of me undies.
I can't deal with people when I see odd socks
and need no like the right on the left and
the left on the right, when they have the leader
that tells you put.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
The right on the right and Thursday undis on a Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Main thing that would stop me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Yeah, engaging in a in an underpant that promoted what
day of the week, what day it was, I'd.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Have to There's a few things that get you back
over the line, though.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
If they if they, if those daies were absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Like if there may be a full pack, if the
pouch was full of yea, my husband doesn't care what
day of the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
It's Thursday if you want it to be home. My
husband is way cold.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Tuesday somewhere, right, Yeah, has the old saying goes, yeah
somewhere it is.

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
It's not because.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Everybody Wednesday somewhere or Thursday or Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
So it's on a Thursday somewhere. Am I right? Am
I right? My husband's way cooler than me. We worked
at the same place in different departments, and someone in
my team when they found it was like, oh my god,
no way, and they laughed. And now every time it
comes up. They joke about how he's way cooler than me.
You got with him swag gap your big loser. Wow,

(01:18:35):
we definitely have a swear gap. I'm a T shirt
Stubbies and jendles year round guy. I meanwhile, my wife
is a hot milf. Oh okay, I don't know though,
some guy who just wears Stubbies. I like, sometimes I'm
not mad, screams my dad or no swear gap? Your
parents day? What is your mum?

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
Yeah? Right okay? And then dad sometimes we're the same
same for four days in row.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
I think Petsy and I think I'd say all of
our parents are on the same swag live right, do
you know what? Man? Petsy and creat both my parents
are all put the boss. See that's good? Yeah, not mine.
I was going to show you guys. I saw a
guy and Stubby's and I was like, yep, hang on
a sick Wait Haley, we're not hang on? Where did

(01:19:25):
you see a date tonight? Are you so you might
have a sprowl on the prow tomorrow? Hang on?

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
It's a segment that just keeps giving, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
I wasn't mad at the Stubbays and there the doo
Jones from back in the day. This is so good.
We're not mad at the Stubbays. I don't like Carris
pulling them down, though I do crowl on the prowl.

(01:19:55):
Prowl on the prowl. She's out looking to do a
damn trail. Sprowled on the brow.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher. But if
there's a new personal record, off off, how many of those?

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Did you count?

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Seventy nine of those?

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Two?

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
All right, Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us
a rate and review.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
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