Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 10th 2025

• Man with the longest name
• Women in gaming study
• French smelling stamps
• Top 6 - Signs the ocean is warming
• Canadian airline non recliner seats
• Most attractive jobs
• Hayley finally has curtains
• What's your fashion ick?
• SLP - How often the girlies wear makeup
• Did you have a fight on the wedding day?
• Fact of the day
• Vaughan's $10 Suburb
• Good friendships slows aging

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZDM podcast Networking. This is for the Police.
Haley's Big Hard thanks to animates making Happy Cabin for pits.
Good Morning, Happy Friday, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughn
and Haley. Helloo made it? We did make it? Yep.
Top six coming up. Vaughn, Yeah, we I wrote two,

(00:22):
which was weird. Do you want to do that? You
hardly even write one? I know, I know, I wrote two.
Well you've picked one.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Top six signs Our oceans are warm and faster than
everybody else's news that New Zealand ocean is a woman
thirty four percent.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Faster than the global average, which was harmind us to hear.
Is it actually a reason why? Um, we're just down
the bottom? Yeah, closest to the sung Is it the
ozone hole? Again? Is it the ozone hole?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Everybody's back using those nineteen seventies fridge freezers, the CFCs.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
CFC's what they called was it was putting the hole
on the other. Yeah. That was from Spray's I think. Yeah.
But well look, okay, we've got the top six reasons
coming up soon on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Play z MS, Fleashbourne and Haley Lawrence Watkins.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
There's a name. This is a normal name.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
He's a key with guy former librarian, apparently very softly spoken,
married the love of his life.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, it has to be selfly spoken, working library.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yet all that sort of key to the role, isn't
it If you had a big, booming voice, Guy Williams
could never work in a.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Library or say that, it'd be very disruptive.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, so this is going viral online that it happened
a number of years ago. He was reading the fantastic
book that is the Guinness World Records.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yes, and he was.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Looking through being like, oh, I can't do any of this.
I'm not strong or particularly good at anything in this way.
What are some records you can break easily, you know,
without any skill.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, And what he figured.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Out was names, Okay, name things, because what you do
is just sort of changer. So he paid four hundred
dollars and decided that he was going to go for
the world's longest name.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
And that is a record he holds.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
But now we couldn't beat it, So he'll probably hold
it forever because the name has taken the absolute purse.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
He has two thousand and.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Three hundred and twenty I believe middle names.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
But that's easy enough for someone to beat. They've just
got to But now they put a ruler up, or
have they?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, and they were like, no, we can't be doing anymore.
New Zealand has, Zealand has, but lots of countries do
as well. So he yeah, has over twenty three hundred
middle names. Okay, so Lawrence is his first name, Watkins,
the last Ellen, Alloy, aloyas Alpha gi Ellen alerd Alwyn, Alessandra,

(02:44):
ah Ambros, andre Andrea, Andreas, Andrew. And it goes on
and for a while there's belfers are believe ben Adito,
ben Addict, been Addictine, Bennett. Okay, goes alphabetical for a bit,
and then I think he realizes he doesn't have an enough.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, we start jumping around. We're back.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
We go from Jay to c for a little bit,
and we go back, and then at one point he's like,
I'm sick of English. He was working with a lovely
Mary woman at the time. He's like, hook me up
right with some Maori names. So if we scroll down
to page four of six of his middle names, yeah,
we start to see a little bit of tailor Mary.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Here.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm seeing some Takashi, Hajimi, Abiko, hiro Yuki a Japanese
and I. So we've got Japanese. Then we head to
Mali Land. Then we head because he actually in the
library as well with.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
With some on fella. Oh okay. So it was like
give some names.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah to all awful lava. Can I get a little
bit of that. So we've got some two finger to Milo, Arona, Falini, Mantua,
to a Ori.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
He's not Mary or some generals, just a white dude.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, here's Fuka fik muka.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
He just added them all. So this was officially done
through birth desk marriages.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yes, which you couldn't do now. They it's straight to
say no.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
So when he signs official documents, he will says something
like he's a Department of Justice. I comma, yeah, see
attached documents for Christian name okay.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
And then he'll upload it.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
And then if he does things like on his passport,
he just has the two first.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Middle names, okay, right, Alan Alloys okay, so wild.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
When he got married, they have to say as a
previous marriage celebrant, you have to say their legal name.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
What it took twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Was everybody just lining the whole time I've been to
weddings with a celebrant, can't even get the first name right?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
No, not, I know, rather than traverse four to five
different languages over twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Would it be annulled if you mispronounced the name or
you missed the name another I mean, no one's there
checking it. Yeah, but I was going to say, like
there's a loophole. Here's one.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I've just saying, we've got some Latin names, okay, but
then we've got some real doozies here. Here's a name
hr E O D so hurry yeah, b E R
O R h T. I mean that's just like he's
between on his keyboard.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah. Yeah, when did he do this? Because nineteen ninety two, right,
and then soon after they were like, make a change
to stop that happening. They just right, we can't be
doing that, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Because people who's going to be like, well, I'll go
one more, and I'll go one more.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
So yeah, it's a record he still holds, and he
got his dream of being in the Guinness World Records.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I mean, most people just learn to balance something on
the head, you know, for a minute, for ages you know,
like that would be a lot easier.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Also, like he wouldn't be able to say them. You
can't remember two thousand names. Yeah, ridiculous plays it ms
Fledgeborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Let me hit you with the headline stats hit us.
Fifty two percent of US gamers are woman and twenty
two percent of players are over sixty five years old.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Wow, that's could you mention playing Call of Duty? And like,
I don't know worth grandad? Yeah, Grandma said's a bit like, oh,
this is the thing. When I was a kid and
we go to Anzac Day services. Yeah, there was the
odd World War One vet still hanging around. Yeah, and
like the World War Two, lots of World War two
is and now how many World War two vets could

(06:24):
be possibly have left. It wouldn't be many. That has
to be over one hundred years old now to have
served in that in that war there was you know,
like that's given me that that's given me a little
bit of a little bit of the pingin here to
watch Band of Brothers. Oh could be one of the
greatest television series. Go Away for our friend for our friendship?
Weekend is not watching movies? Is there time to watch
a couple of episodes. We've got have you got activities playing?

(06:47):
Hailey and I have got activities planned. There's no time
towards the Band of Brothers. If we go all the waiter,
could we watch it on in transit, but there's no
time for that time we drive. Oh yeah, we'll get
cast sick. You know now I get Also, you're in
the backset, I'm getting the front. I absolutely can't sit
in the backseat. You're next to the mini fridge and
the tin too. Horn makes up the fact that he

(07:09):
has car sickness, so he always gets the front seat.
And it's bullshit. I've never seen him sick in a car.
It's because I always sit in the front seat, always
gets his way. It's not fair, back, prove it, vomit
in my car. The average game of worldwide is forty
one years old. Yeah, Italy has the oldest average at
fifty and China has the youngest at thirty one. Thirty
one percent of game is a male, forty eight percent

(07:29):
of female. That's worldwide. Now do they are they counting
because technically produces Shannon, you play we go, You're gonna
ask with the definition of I's gonna say the definition of.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Game, because I'm imagining the big curved screen, headphones with
the little microphone on.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
All fime, whereas it Shannon getting up at four in
the morning to do a farm.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I love my heyday, but also I do Word all
every single day. I've got one hundred and fifty days streak,
no need to bring.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
So what's a gamer?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Gaming is now encompassing mobile and casual games such as
Word or Soul or SKU.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
You're a game shooters crush too. Wait, that makes my
mum a gamer? Yeah, because she does word every day.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
The most popular gaming devices a mobile phone or tablet,
expanding the definition and demographics of gamers.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh yeah, your anti playing Candy Crush on the plane.
That's me.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, I'm Candy Crush on the plane. I can't wait
to fly to Melbourne today and play some Candy Crush.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
But the real gamers, your big set ups with the
talking and PlayStation and stuff, they'll probably reject that term,
that definition of the game.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
One big family, it's a game community. Gamers report that
they play to reduce stress and loneliness, boost creativity and
mental sharpness, and strengthens problem solving and teamwork skills. Seventy
six percent of gaming improve their problem solving abilities, according
to them, and half said have benefit of their professional development.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's somebody who's been caught playing word at work. Yes, yeah,
all I do when I play wordlers just constantly reminded
how many five little words I've completely forgotten?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yes? Yeah, but also like, how crazy is it going
to be that, you know, as the younger or anyone
that's grown up with gaming does get to retirement age,
you're just going to sit in a w Renstone playing games. Dude?
How great would be like old school land party but
a Halo three justus just caught it up with the boys. Yeah,
get a land party going. Yeah, r made up ie

(09:19):
the Ryman's got good Wi Fi or some land plug.
They'll burn it out, they'll burn it through. Yeah, dedicated
I reckon. The Rhymans is going to come with the
dedicated lane and some gaming chairs, and the gaming chairs
will have to, like, I don't know, have a kind
of a tiltart to get about to get you out
of the gaming chair off to the tour. Just a
mobile gaming chair to get into the toilet. What do
you think people are going to go to the toilet

(09:40):
if we're old. We can just go wheeze in our
nappis that we're wearing.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
And lovely long campaign, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, the AI nurse will rolling and the robot AO
nurse will just roll in and wipe us, play splitchborne
and taily well. Last night with vaced my throat to
top sixes.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
One of them was the top six stamps, the top
six things our stamps would smell like, because in France
there's been a collector's edition French Croissant scented stamps.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Is it like those scratch and sniff stickies from the nineties, Yeah,
oh my god, I loved those.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
But last time I seen a postcard it was two
dollars a postcard. Yeah, didn't they say this week they're
going to scale back post days even more in some
region three days a week rural, and I think we're
going to be down to two days a week. Can't be.
I don't even remember, Like I was seening couriers all
the time, but like, when's the last time I seen
a letter? Like, I can't even remember.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I empty my mailbox just when I start to see
it sort of stuffing.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Out this lot that that's why your parking fines go
to Baycorp porn. Yeah, and it's why your house keeps
getting robbed because it doesn't look like anyone's home. Always
remember that was the thing of someone in the neighborhood
went away. Could someone please empty my mailbox? I don't
want people knowing I'm not a sign way ads on TV?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Didn't they about that closed mailbox? Stuffed?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
So they are apparently not the first time the French
have delved into a sniffy stamp. Apparently they had scratches
the stamps that smelled like burgetts ahead of the Summer Games.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
In twenty four Oh what does it beget? Smell like
just bread? Has that buttery? That buttery smell of yuma?
What's ther bestress on?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Because sometimes I will go a chocolate but then sometimes
when get a real rich almond with the paste in
the middle.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
But they with a nice ham and cheese ham ches,
ham and cheese.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Every time ham and cheese. You know who doesn't got
ham and cheese daily bread?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
They do? Oh I do need crosshole?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
What did they call a ham and cheese croissant? Because
don't they call it just a toast or whatever?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, that's a sandwich though, that's a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Croissantejummel croissan yeahenbon.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Homage, oh man.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Having just been in France and I would like to
just sort of flip it must be nice, and it was.
They do do croissants fantastically.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I mean that it's this, isn't it? I would be
disappointed over the way France would be like, I've got
a bit of one back home. What happens some how
good is a real oily croissant you're eating. They've got
to be buttery and the oil from the cheese has
almost also oiled out. That's going to be a problem
with the stamp, so you know when you lead it
getting oily greasy. I hope the stamps aren't greasy.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Stamps smell like ason. As I wrote a top six,
I got some ideas to better.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Lamb Lamb didn't even have lamb.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You didn't have sauce lamb lam imagine lambington rather than
pad yep a raspberry.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I had sausage roll, real punch. Yeah. Or they can
just a tomato tomato sauce, scratch and snuff stamp like
a water your hands after you've been fishing fish and
chip shop. Fish and chip shop would be a good one.
Oil and firsh like greases. This is great. Well that's
almost got a sort of been great if we still

(13:13):
posted letters. Yeah that one play ems fletched Vorn and
Haley play ms flesh Onorn and Haley from your local
community Facebook page. This is the top Sex Shelder and
good morning shopping news.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
The New Zealand oceans are warming thirty four percent faster
than the global average.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Why, um do they know? Multiple reasons. All the hot
water goes to the bottom. The hot water comes to
the top like hot air. Right, But we're actually the
Earth's upside down, so we're at the top, not the bottom. Yeah,
we're tops. All this time, we've been tops bottoms.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
You thought it's we're at the bottom. Where were the bottom?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah? Right know, we're the tops. Okay, No, it's climate change.
We're seeing it. I am around US ocean current flows. Yeah,
you know how we're getting slammed by more storms and stuff. Yep,
it's all to do with ocean currents, climbing winds. You know.
I like to look on the positive things in life.
Lovely to get the water just means we've got less

(14:23):
cooking time when it comes to seafood, because it's already
slightly that was that was one of the ones on
today's top six, So you have to come up with
number three. Now you have a funny funny guy. That's
the new rule. If anyone blows any of the.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
One on the again, just come up with one. So
you're probably going to say number one, number three, and
then you're gonna have to come up with the number
one that's on you cycle.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Okay, okay, well I'll get into it. Then.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
The top six signs our oceans are warming faster than
everyone else. Number six on the list. The whales are
skinny now because they don't need the blubber.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Keep themselves warm. The actually really quite hot, like must Land.
I saw one and I caught a few weeks ago
and it was on his impact. It was so rapped
trying to get.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
A little o the impic needle through all the blabbah.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Though you have to carpoon, like my grandfather told me
about this, and they're like, man, I'm not hungry for krill.
I don't even think about crow touching.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I am hardly touching my krill. A number five on
the less of the top Sex signs our oceans. Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
You don't have to come up with number three. I'll
change it slightly. Number three out.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Number five on the less of the top sex signs
Our oceans are warming faster than everyone else. The octopus
is carrying two sun umbrellas, three bottles of sunscreen, two
water bottles, and a la boo boo.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Of course, just because everyone's got everybody, one of those
eight octopus arms has to be for aboot. Yeah. God,
you'd go through a whole pump liddle of sunscreen if
you're an octopus.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Trying to put it on, but you keep sucking yourself,
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Each time getting stuck to yourself.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I think is the better way of put it out
myself measure, trying to put on sunscreen and up sucking yourself.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah yeah, I did sort of get confused.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Number four on the last of the top sex signs
Our oceans are warming faster than ree ouse.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
The First Seals have all got Brazilians wrapped out back.
Yeah pretty good. God, the whales are on his impact.
Brazilian against bold First Seals would be getting laser treatment
for him.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
But of course then they can't be in the sun
and they've got no choice. Number three on the least
of the top sex signs our oceans that were warming
faster than everyone else. The muscles come pre steamed. Yeah,
nice already said that one.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, any it feels like, yeah, did you make it
last night at eight fifty eight when the email was
in No, indeed actually probably last sleep. I was fast
asleep for an hour by then. Instead of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Number two in the least of the top six signs
our ocean is a woman faster than aree else. We
haven't seen an iceberg since that one that we put
that sheep on. Yeah, that was wildly did that a
silly rop?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Shrinked the sheep? The og the real one? Yeah, it
was the real one. And for those that don't remember,
or maybe you're listening to the show from overseas on
the podcast Shrinked the Sheep New Zealand two thousand and
I don't know when it was, but there was a
large iceberg that had broken off and was down the
south off the coast of Dunedin.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
And they flew a giant sheep and put it on
a giant sheep. They shrieked the sheep. The story of
the backstory shrinked.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
The sheep was he had gone hosting in the high
country and hadn't been shaved for something like seven years,
and it was crazy like he looked insane, yeah, and
was kind of friendly, and they shaved them. They auctioned
off as wall for charity, right, because then he became
like a little bit of a celebrity, got flow into
an iceberg and a helicopter, Wild.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Said on the Iceland. It was just like, as well
prot of the Wildest Adventure. Sheeps' ahead, why have you
done this to me? And now take me home? And
he died on during the sixth twenty eleven and taris
a moment for Shrek. Shrek and number one on.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
The Less of the Chop six signs our oceans are
warming faster than everyone else. You know that thing where
you run across the hot sand to get to the
cold water. Yep, the water's hotter than the sand.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Now, oh god, ru Yeah. Relief's a that's a whole thing.
That's today Stop six z M's fledg Vaughn and Hailey
whist Jet, which I think is a low cost carrier.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah it sounds so it's giving the names given if
we didn't spend.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Much money on the name, yeah, nor we spend much
money on the plane. Yeah. So they are going to
introduce the ability to pay to recline your seat, and
they're doing this that's a hot by only offering a
few rows with premium seating that reclines. So if you want,
I'm guessing it'll be the rose in the middle to

(19:01):
the back of the plane won't be able to recline,
and those rows have the least always have the least
amount of room.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
But I'm going, yes, I'm in a least amount of
room space. But also now I know the person in
front of me can't recline, So I'm almost like.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
When it's when when? Because when you're an economy and
the seat reclines, it's horrible. I'm really how much I
can give you a lap? You have to recline, you
were setting in. The person behind you hates you. The
Domino affairs, and so everybody's reclining. Yeah, and god, I'm sorry.
We'll got a couple of business class regulars over here.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Everyone else who's listening to the show, the working man,
such as myself, your lap, Oh don't mind, mate, we're
on their free We're just looking forward to getting we
were gone.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Berbi's a couple of Berbies. Please, nobody likes the seat recliner. Nobody.
Do you know what? I hate you?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Because I'm flying to Melbourne today. I hate when people
recline on a flight to Melbourne or Sydney.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's three hours getting during the day, a grab that's
the minute you're on the plane. Recline to Australia. It's
a long My god, Wellington paid for a seat. I
got a little little back issue here. It's never that
comfortable reclining. It's jerk upright, it is behind you. So

(20:24):
basically they're they're reconfiguring their planes this wist yit and
they're going to have three seat classes and basically it's
like a premium extra leg room seat that'll get that
will give you a recline. Every other seat won't recline.
Love that you'd almost go that seat, Yes, I would,
so that I knew. I'm like this, But the person

(20:46):
in front of me is not going to go jamming
it back. Yeah, there are only twelve seats on the
plane that recline. It must be nice, must be nice.
I'm in a recliner. But even then it's still economy,
like you're still only the person also reclines in front
of you. It's going to be horrible. The first row

(21:07):
of the not recliners is going to be what I
was thinking, you're.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
A non recliner with a recline in front of you,
they be.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
To be a buck. Yeah, they got to be cheaper.
Did it say the degree how far back it goes? No,
it doesn't. It doesn't say that. That's always a big
one there. You know those websites where you can check
airline seating to see like there are yeah, certain seats
that like some planes don't have windows in that row,

(21:33):
some seats have extra leg room. I think it's era.
Loper is one of those websites. It used to be
seat maps, but I don't remember they updates. I don't
think they update that website anymore. But yeah, websites, all
those websites have the pitch an inches. Yes, you can
work out before you book a flight long much.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
The heat is going to be rested on your tits
for twelve hours.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's actually a heat to you got your.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Cup size, so you say, oh, you know, I'm a
fourteen D and then you say you're high or whatever,
and then they and then say how close to the
tip the head will be perfect?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Play z ms fleshed one and Haley is a excuse
to clear my throat. Thank you. There is a dating
app called the League.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I don't know what the league spin on the dating apples,
but it's not big and Newsum.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
You've got to be a league player. Maybe Hello, Hailey's
downloading right now. So they were all too young when
you sell the Warriors on did Yeah, I've seen them
twice now on the international travel had the same big
as camp chairs. Oh my god, no, I don't let
me smile. She's like, oh, they're a little bit young

(22:44):
for me, like they were lined up for her. You know,
the young the young ones have come prowling for the
sprowl and okay, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, you know,
I know those young bucks think they contain the oh.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
I know the only thing that turned me off was
when they start talking about the twenty first they went
to last week anyway, twenty first okay, wow, Well my
friends are getting divorced and bloody, I'm going to second marriages.
I'm going to second weddings. It be your twenty first
on my tenth birthday, past the birth of their first grandchild. Anyway,

(23:22):
thank god, you're good luck. Curse No, I won't, no,
I won't anyway, this dating app, they did a big
survey of all their members, about one thousand respondents sixty
two percent, with women thirty eight percent when men the
majority eighty five percent were millennials. Then gen Z's gen
X was a smaller represent right representation. In here, what
is the most attractive industry for the opposite sex?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
It's going to be your uniform and it always is
in these lists, your firefighters, your police no oh no, okaye.
Women's preferences for men will start there, yep um. Fifth place,
entrepreneur because they've probably got lots of money. Entrepreneurs and
they're like some kind of are entrepreneurs, Yes, but how

(24:07):
many entrepreneurs are just yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Hard entrepreneur slash founder. Oh okay, he's the founder of
a you know, economical pair of shoes that disintegrate after
a week.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Founder, you've got to be like a workaholog. Yeah, you've
got to. You've got to pour it all into the founding.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
But this is attractiveness, not like life long and now
I'm annoyed that you're never home.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah kind of vibe.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Okay, Fourth place, which is an interesting lawyer.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Lawyer, a lawyer, Oh yeah, a lawyer. These are all
money based money, These are all money based place tech engineering.
Yeah again money based. Well, AI is going to still
take their job. They're not going to have a job
in a year. But like he works in tech, what
he used to he works in tech. He is a robot.

(24:56):
He made the robot that took his job. Yeah. Yeah,
he did.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Second places Medical, So you've got your doctors in the
yeah right, specialists ye, specialists, plastic surgeons.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Did you get doctor Shawney about your rash? I did,
and I would.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
He's the third doctor I saw three doctors about this
bloody face issue. And what he suggested yesterday I think
is really like turned me around.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
He was back at work one day before he was
harassed by a member of the showy Sprout to answer
his question.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Fol free and the most attractive looking for a man
in finance.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah again, this is a moneyney, money based because we're
tired of the hussle feminism. I want to get my
own career. Don't you asked for it? Right? I regret
asking for it. It's too much work. Hold want to
baker muffin and is rolling in her grave. Come home

(25:57):
with a little.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Nice pair of earrings for me. Men's preferences for women,
what they find the hottest.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Five start at five. Five lawyers.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Okay, now I will say here we are, so this
is good for me. Four creative ford slash media.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh, okay, that's you. That's creative. I'm creative and in
the media. That's why you've been such a hit on
the apps. We got such a hat on the apps,
especially the five Sorry lawyer, lawyer five, lawyer four.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, and then it's the same, like because you know,
obviously they're going to get them a few categories. Tech
and engineering is the third, Finance and business is second,
and then medical.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
They weren't enough now you've said they're all the same.
There weren't enough options. Yeah, because down your the.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
They had analysts that was you've not pronounced that right, Yeah,
in a L Y S.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Y is t S Why?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I think more emphasis goes on the first syllable and
and then analist.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, architects CEO?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Why was the CEO up higher? Yeah, they get paid
lots of my journalists, was in their doctors, realtors. They
had a lot of options.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Okay, they've said they've said, like who's the best match? Yeah,
so like top match pairings by Carresa. If you are
an analyst, you would go well with a CFO or
trader or a founder. If you are a dentist, you
go well with a doctor, a realtor, or a product manager.
I mean, I don't know how they worked this out.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
So thin research, Yeah, yeah, thin research. But hey, I'm
in the I'm in the top four. Play ms Fleshborne
and Hailey, play zms Fletchborne and Hailey. Big day for
you yesterday, Hailey, Yes, big day for me yesterday.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
I bought my house in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Well peak of the market, Yes it was. Please don't
remind him. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Hey whatever, it's not even
real anyway. That's how I look at mortgage. You don't
actually pay them off to be dead long before I

(28:20):
have to worry about I'm out anyway, I did, but
so four years I haven't it. Curtains. Yeah, when you're
hanging some like camar or wearhouse. I went to the.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Warehouse and I got the thinnest black sheets. I could find,
and I bought a couple of them, and I cut
them into strips and then they were nailed to the
top of the trim around the windows and doors. And
that is how I have survived. And then yesterday the
day come I got curtains. Wow, I've got curtains in store.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Amazing. I'll tell you what it's like. You just don't
realize the power of a curtain. Thing makes you appreciate
curtains more than having a Stanza in your life psalms curtains. Now,
speaking a little Latin there, what I meant to say
is a period of your life with no curtains.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
They don't always seem to go that. You don't know
what you've got till it's gone. You know, they pay
paradise and put up a curtain, lovely set of curtains.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
It is a game change of guys. Curtains who well, we.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
All do this because we all have I don't think
you realize that, Flip. I would come to your house
and I would stay the night, and then I pull
down the curtain and be like, heaven forbid, it's lovely
and dark in here?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Is there an invention? There surely would be some sort
of curtain magnets curtains. My curtains go together, but then
they have a little gap. Yes, some people do. Put
me I'm a hymn. I would be a huge fan
of just getting some white magnets. Yeah, you know that's
a hotel hack because when you stand at hotel and

(29:51):
there's a gap, you go to the wardrobe and you
get those little clippy the ones hang up the hager panclips.
They clips, Yeah, tail curtains. It's a game changing, game changing.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
What was so nerve wracking is so I got these
made because I've got odd sized windows and doors and
feet ones of six and ones a ten. That's my stuff,
one of the shoes. So I was so nervous because
I measured it and no one checked it. Oh, I
measured the windows.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
You're getting to come around with that little laser thing
they put in the corner. No.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Hailey Jane Sprout on her own got out the.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Take me show something a professional should do?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Insanity that idea, and they were like, do you want
us to double check?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
And I was like nah, And then Nick minute like
it's all just kind of rolling around. Actually caught it,
don't trying to keep going. So ye. I actually got
some music to play in the background.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Fletch Hailey's Triumphant measuring of my curtain space, doing it
all by myself.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Lucy Lou my Girl Drew with my Girl Drew.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Why is this the song Cameron d in Destiny Charlie's
Angels come up?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh okay, yeah, good, you're good from you.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I measured these windows, huge doors, you know, in those
doors are huge odd sizes and stuff. And I had
to measure this and I sent it all off and
then someone just accepted that I had done it right.
And then when they turned up yesterday and the curtains
came out and the installer was there, I was like, holy.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Shit, like what if this is wrong? And did the
installer say it was a good right size? He said,
I measured things perfectly. Oh oh, because this could have
easily and Helen jans Brow, this could have easily been
a story about how you mismeasured your curtains, you know.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Then I had like skinny little curtains on or something,
and then you really need the curtain magnets. No, no, no,
absolutely perfect and nailed it. Honestly, I've never felt so
I just never felt.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
So so masculated by your hands up. I've been living
with that internal doors in my house. Yeah, we did that,
like when we were we moved into a half finished house. Yeah,
dad was building. It took a while to get a door.
My parents took the doors off the room when we
were just getting in there, you know, getting up to mischief,

(32:09):
you lose, you lose the right to please.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
You're like, but mum, I've got my hand down my
boyfriend's pants. Oh, I can't open the door.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Say to that. Why would you say that to me?
I'm I'm I'm my parents now, i am my parents.
Now that's it. All the doors are coming off the
house and plays ms Fletchborn and Haley. Okay, what do
you want to know right now?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
One hundred dollars text nine six nine sex? What is
your fashion it? When it comes to the six that
you're attracted to?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yes, because most of these are big clothing fashion. We're
not talking like makeup and stuff. It's just fashion, fashion accessories. Yeah. Yes,
so a lot of women sharing online they're huge.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Fashion. Somebody calling hate crimes. For example, the those jeans
with the motto leg ribs. You know those lies are they?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
They're not in at the moment, though, are they around? No,
I feel like you're Europeans and South Americans love those jeans.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
They're real skinny obviously, often they are on a very
very skinny gene.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Now I will will say also very high featuring quite frequently.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
O vorn.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Aye, are we nearly moving back into your hat season?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Labor weekend is labor weekend. I'll move into hat depending
on temperature. And I'm gonna go and get some new
birkenstocks and jeans, which is my favorite time of the
year where you still get to wear jeans, but you
get to wear burks.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
See, I've got new berks and I need to wear
them in. I've been wearing them with socks and they
still hurt. No. Yeah, you got to work harder there
to pay someone like to do that for me so
they get the blisters by sickond hand burks. Yeah. No,
I don't want someone else's toe, man, can you someone
else's also on this list? Chickened vans, the slip on

(34:10):
chicked fans.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
We're not.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I never liked those because you're feed it too long.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
The minute you're over a size like tears, your feet
looks silly, and vans because they're so skinny and long
and you look like.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
You're wearing water skis.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, I'm I don't want you to feel personally attacked.
Jawts are on here alongside flannel shirts.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I don't mind a flannel shirt. A gentleman, I don't
wear flannel shirt. Yeah, you've got your chicken to you
literally were wearing yesterday. You saw the bush. Yeah, yeah,
it's a jacket. No, that's what they're meaning. Personally. If
you listen to the feeling okay about myself.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
We'll pump you back up later. Sorry, if you just emotionally,
if you listen to sixt life, you know how I
feel on this.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
We've got the socket Oh yeah, well you know I
threw out all my sockets and too hard. Yeah yeah,
well I've moved the trend.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Singular dangly earring, gold chain around the knee.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
So many guys wearing a singular dangly earring, really and
sometimes on the game. They're not gay. I like it.
That's gay. I like a artistic thing. I sort of.
I'm into it.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Blazer without a shirt underneath. You know, who do you
think you are?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Bloody? You know, bad Bennie or something bad?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Bunny, bad Bunny. But I told you get Betty Blanco
and bad Bunny fake rolexes.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
There's your jawts as well in the market for a
Yeah okay, yeah guys. The list goes on, Well, we
want you to add to the list. What is it
that is a fashion act for you for the sex
that you're attracted to.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
So this is one of those wild subjects where women
can say anything about men, but men have to tread
very likely about what they say about women.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, one of those subjects. Almost a woman can say
about anything they want about men's fashion. Joye.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
If a man says, you know her and leggings, Jesus, yeah,
watch out what about me? I see she's got she
came from my beanie, my bush shorts, bush shirt, my shorts, eck.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
My vans, and now all I'm saying is leggings. And
she's like, why do you you can't like exactly?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
We've worked so hard to be free from the shackles
of toxic masculinity.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Okay, eight hundred dollars and even as the number tix
through nine six nine six, what do you find such
a big fashion inc very funny messages?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I've got to say stitch that holds the bottom of
a new coat together a very funny, very So you
buy a new jacket, like a dress jacket at the
bottom where it splits, this is genuinely a stitch, yeah,
holding it.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Together, and you've got to take it out, and you've
got to the pocket. It looks like it's got no pocket,
but the pockets sometimes.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Have a little You got to because otherwise they little
seggy begging the changing rooms. That's all it is, right right,
that's not supposed to stay.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, I know we've all done that the every wedding.
You're like, oh, yeah, come from here on what somebody
just said?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Just the entire finance brofit we worked to that bar
and and I was like, that guy definitely works in finance.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
There's like chinos and a boat and some kind of knitted.
Sometimes there's a net. Sometimes had a Boston that's uh.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Somebody said, what about long sleeved teas under a short
sleeve tea that's not been done for eons.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Alfred Matt's message and saying Mike's iffing ice cream shirt.
Alfred Mike's got that should and that's got ice creams
on it. Do you remember that? No? I haven't seen
so lovely. You'd love it. It's really fun.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I like it because, yes, I can imagine Matt would
hate that. Yeah, some other ones burks, what burks are atrocious?
You understand I'm not seeing the good dogs people. We've
all got good docs.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
People do hate. But I know that before a books
of cal people were quite Yeah. Yeah, so when you
wear them in they're so comfortable. Yeah, you're wrong on
that one.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Somebody Creaky Galley and Louise actually messaged in This is
if you're a new listen to the show.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Kreaker Gallion.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Louise once described the sounds she makes when she gets
out of bed on her old bones. Is a creaky gallion,
and we love the picture the poetry involved in that.
So good morning, Creaky Galley and Louise. Blokes of fat
asses hauled into a three quarter khaki Chino actual, how good?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Is a good bigger house on her dute. You don't
find the right pair of pants. I've shouted it out before,
and I'll shout it out right now. Nationally. My mate
Johnny top tear dumper, beautiful brained a pair of pants,
real good dumper, jealous all the ladies love that dumper.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Someone said graphic teas excluding band shirts, specifically Star.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Wars Jolly Parton T shirt. That's to our queen. She's
doing all right, she's okay, she's alive. But I like
Star Wars T shirt. Yeah for Doras. So you did
purchase a shop shirt for Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
That's because he's my friend. I don't have any business
saying trying to keep the other ladies away. Get jealous
women women around. Somebody said sleeveless hoodies. This is a
period of time teas a yuck too. Sorry for you know,
you've turned into a huge fan ire one to a
European because it was didn't have any singlets. If you're

(39:27):
gonna go sleeveless sea, just go singlet. I don't know,
I don't I'm not anti sleeveless tea. I'm not anti
show me what.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
You got strawny dudes and baggy singlets to somebody's like,
oh yeah, that's a bit rough.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Ballet flats, Oh.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Yeah, yu huge, just those flat slim no support shows.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Some said we including things like rats tails, the heut.
Yeah yeah. Men wearing seven in shorts, You should all
be wearing five in shorts. To expose sixty legs. Okay,
what seven inches they just above the short limbs approaching board.
We need to be wearing short. Seven inches is not

(40:08):
board short. No, No, it's like like they're a bit longer.
It's from five fives are short shorts. It's from the grain,
from not from the waist, from the waist. You've been
wearing a hot I was like five inches is going
to be straight up hot pants. Big for me would
be a man and a scarf. It is. Hillary climb

(40:32):
Ever didn't even wear he was flying. He was in
an exposed throat a scarf. Scarf. Look on the five
dollar night, No scarf do you? How dere you slander
our beautiful side by saying you were got the photo
of him on top of Everest. He's just wearing a
coat like the man that he was. Yeah, there's no

(40:53):
scarf there. Super tends and wearing a scuff of course.
No shaut up boys wearing dirty dogs sunglasses. They all
look like drug dealers, sleepers. They've kind of come back
in though, with the whole nineties baggy aesthetic.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
You'll see like real gen Z fashion guys rocking the
dirty dogs.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Ironically, Yeah, with those puffy little mustaches. Just keep shaving
it till it grows, and properbly do.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Sarah is sent in a shopping list of fashion X Okay,
sleeveless puffer vests, tucking your ears into your hat, beer
themed singlets, satin boxes, and slinky rugby league shorts. I
don't know you see a lot those sometimes Rugby Rugby
league short cling Any male under fifty wearing those wide

(41:42):
fabric strapped genders, they're purely for a boomer. Shoes, Shoes
with zips, this is another shopping list. Shoes with zips,
white socks with black shoes, blazers with the sleeves rolled up,
and sleeveless muscle shirts.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Someone just messaging backpacks, especially when the person is and
the bag is bouncing.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, but then, okay, what's more of an ex someone
running with a backpack and the backpack's bouncing orthough, I've
got the strap up across their chests and around their way.
I can't even choose. That's the choice. Yeah, what about
those running packs? It's a sophie's choice. A choice when
you're running with the backpack on, as equivalent to having
to pick one of your children. Do you let the
bag bounce or do you strap it down with all

(42:22):
the straps? Yeah, a well mature man with a pop
belly fitting into a pair of skinnier jeans and a
pair of vans, so it's like the bottom half's skinny
and then there's a little yeah, little pops at the top. Yeah.
Man in a long cardigan waistlength trench coat type jacket.
Those are woman's jackets. My eggs did both yack cardigan.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
The only man that we accept is Koko Baying and
a long staggy beggy.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
What about Andrew Scott from Flee and Andrew Scott? You
should have to go to a committee to apply to
be a man to wear a cardigan? Yeah, and it's
like an endorsement on your license, you know. Yeh, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
You know that you're a crew neck, you're a switter
or a hoodie. That's fine, Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Cargan, No,
can you imagine it?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
No? I just can't tell him what color cardigan would
I wear? And wintering the buttons would start lying hello button, oh.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
God, yours would be like gray and it would go pilly.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
For my delegates at all plays it ms Fletchborn and
Haley plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley Haley silly little Pool.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool,
silly poo, silly little silly.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Silly little poul. Today, girlies, how often are you wearing makeup?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Our options were every day, every work day, on special
occasions only, never, Okay, I start at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Eleven percent of the girlies that responded never wear makeup.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Okay, yeah, we love it, We love a natural face.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Eighteen percent wear it every single day, thirty three percent
were every workday, and thirty eight percent only on special occasions. Yeah.
I just fluctual.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
I just go through periods of time where I can
and can't be bothered.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, I reckon. I just would never be bothered if
I was morning.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
I'm some mornings like you put someone when I'm here
because I feel like I'm feeling better, but you're like.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Oh, I don't really care. Yeah. How often are you
wearing makeup? When they make us for those photo shirts?
Glitch is so funny. I hate it so much every
time they've ever been up. We're just gonna put a
bit of makeup on, He's like, and he scrows on
the sa the minute we're finished, he's like just taking off. Well,
you know, no, I got that eye in fiction that
time after we had makeup on. Yeah, l sky because

(44:54):
it got clogged. Yeah, yeah, it was pink eye. It's
because it was sniffing around away that thing around some feedback.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
I was a tom boy growing up, says z. So,
I wasn't a thing unless my mum made me wear it,
in which case you put it on me. So I
never really learned how to.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Put it on properly. Oh who teaches you how to
do your makeup? I mean Shan Yeah yeah yeah, shouts
shout out Shane, yeah oj the o G.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I sort of learned from being a goth and an
emo because makeup was such a heavy.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Part of us. Yeah, where are you? Where are you?
And then when you sort of you just sort of
pull back.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Pull back, Kayla said, every day, but it's only mascara.
A full face of makeup is very much for special occasions.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Gianna says, used to wear it to work every day,
but now I can't as I'm in this cost of
living shit show. It's expensive, wast expensive eyebrows and mascara
every day, but acting but anything else auto correctly acting,
but anything else has special occasions only because my skin sensitive,
So the next day it looks like I've been in
a fight. Geordie, I just wouldn't occasions working out it.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Never have warm makeup, and when I do wear it,
I feel so self conscious that I prefer not to suggest. Yeah,
I'm fugly either way, says random.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Rood andful. No matter what they say, worse bring you down.
I'm worried about aging, and apparently wearing makeup every day
isn't good for that. Plus I'm an early childhood lecturer.
Children don't care if I'm wearing makeup. Oh my god,
that early childhood lecturer, early childhood educational in an auditorium.

(46:38):
Sit down, fold your legs on the mat, and I'm
going to teach you kids about the benefit. The sooner
you know what happened, the better, Kaylie said, only brows
and late and lash paint on workdays, full face for
weddings only. No, you're nice. What is lash paint? Mascara? Is?
That's just another name for mascara? Yeah, okay, I'm learning.

(46:59):
Go with your third case. I sort of felt like
it was the It was pretty obvious now my daughters
are getting to that age. I'm like, what's this to
that one? What's that one do?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Never said Lauren, because I'm deathly allergic inly every product
I've tried.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Who needs a hot feller when you can have anaphylactic
swelling instead? Oh yeah, that's fella, that's free feller. Is
some fine bees? And what do yeah? Beads bees, beads?
Job's out arrested development reference has? He said?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Used to be a makeup twenty four to seven girl,
but then two kids and two years forced me to prioritize,
and now I honestly prefer myself without it special occasions,
It's nice to feel a bit more put together, but
usually relish washing it off.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Way more of a skincare girl. Now, Yes, how good
is the skincare regime? Says a guy who washes his
face with st ives apricot fault strub. I think it's
so just makes my face feel so still? Are you
the only one using sin knives? Excuse me? I was
on my worst knives. I'm mean a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks each second, seven kids and

(48:01):
signed seven How many people were going to sudpot scrub
meritor said, it took me to age thirty two to
realize I'm not a makeup girl.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
And it doesn't mean I'm bad. It doesn't mean I'm
being a bad girl. No, No, you're being a very
good girl.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
No, don't do that. Shouldn't have well today, today's a
little pole. We asked girlies, how often are you wearing makeup?
And thirty eight percent of you the biggest reply only
on special occasions plays it ms Fletchborn and Hailey. Six seven.
Please stop like I'm cringing, like here's my dad. Yeah,
you just said stop your kids say that one more time?

(48:37):
Six seven? Have your kids started asking you to drop
drop them around the corner from things getting close? Its
getting really cleol. I actually drove up on the curve,
beap and beat good you beat six seven? You did that? Sorry,
I did do that? You did that.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Now we need to discuss this groom who was photographed
at his own wedding in the background.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Beautiful. I mean we've got lights, we've got you know,
silk drops. What's beautiful?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
A lot of money, money has not been spared on
a wedding like that. People are dancing, having the time
of their lives And here's the groom answering a work email.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
That's a that's a brightly wedding dance floor. That's Florida.
I love a bright light. That's all I know. But
he was answering emails.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
He's a co founder of a a tech company, an
I an AI startup company.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
You've got to be there for the the you know,
the rest of the team. He might have needed to
sign something off, he had to.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
They uploaded this to LinkedIn, the co founder being like
his reputation from you know, for being a dedicated worker.
Here he literally is at his own wedding when a
customer needed some help. All right, okay, on it just
happened to He just went in there and was like,
here we go. I'm going to do it.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's not me. It's not me. I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
And as you can imagine, for a start, who takes.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
An iPad to a wedding. You're not a kid going
out for dinner with your parents. Get the photos. Maybe
you know mum and dad had it. Hold up the phone.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, they're Oh god, we were down, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
We saw it. Oh no, what no, we saw the
sweet old couple couple and the guy was standing there
getting a photo of the viaduct harbor. It was a lovely,
beautiful day. And I said to the lady. First, I said, oh,
would you like to be in the photo an old
take a photo both on this giant iPad holding it. No, no, no,
we'll be all right.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
No, honestly, John panel, we can get one with both
of you.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
No, no, no, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
And then I was relieve because then I didn't have
to be seen holding an iPad taking a photo.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Yeah. And then we walked away and I said, do
you think they thought we were going to steal the
right pad? Thought steal the right pad? So only reason
otherwise they would have got a photo. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
People were saying that I was at this wedding and
I'll tell you what. The wife was not happy. Yeah,
because excuse you, this is one day, and.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
At your wedding. On your wedding day, did you have
a fight or did you attend to winning with the
bride and groom had a big old There's always a
bride zilla, right, there's a bridezilla stories just one day
that you hope that you wouldn't have a fight is
the day that you're vowing to spend together forever.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
It's a high street day, though so many things go wrong. Yeah,
it's almost like why bother? When I thought you love
had done a U turn, I've ripped another fat you
now loves back on the highway to being dead. Yeah goodness, Okay,
last an infatuation that is that's a that's a ten

(51:36):
like that's a ten lane speedwayth no speed limits. It's
an yeah a lovers dead?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Yeah okay, but the life I want to know if
you had a fight on your wedding day, or you
attended a wedding with the bride and groom or whoever
we're fighting a bride is not happy that her groom
was answering working miles on their wedding day. And someone
also just wanted to say that I'm I'm, in fact

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on the roundabout of love.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Okay, Okay, so you're picking, you're picking, I'm sure on
the exit right, okay, but you're kind of pulling towards
last last. Okay, you're taking the lust exit.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
But I can always turn it back because and the
end of lust is another roundabout, and I can look
back to the loved one.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Okay, that sort of a series of roundabouts. Yeah, and
the inter connected highways. I'm in a super city.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Some messages in heard about a guy who got married
and his new year wife went home with someone else
the night of the wedding. She needs to say he's
onto marriage number two? Now what probably wouldn't do it again.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
No, I'd be on the I'd be taking PTSD attached
to wedding number one. I'll be taking the lover's head
exit on that one.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
My best friend had a massive fight with her newly
whipped husband on the night of their wedding a number
of years ago, so I can't remember, but I'm fairly
sure she left and locked them out of the lodge
they were staying in, which was at the Tim's coast,
so not a lot around.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Oh wow, okay, wow, And is that marriage still together?
I'm sure we're going to four nine. I have ADHD
and on the night of our wedding, my husband whispered
in my ear thanks for ruining my night. After I
accidentally got distracted and spoke to somebody else. What at
HD or not, I'd say that's in an appropriate thing
for anybody to say. It's a preck move and most

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brides and grooms or whoever like you talk. You don't.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
You merely see each other the whole day, the whole
you're talking to other people the full time.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I was at a wedding with a groom got so
sloshed he ended up in a fist fight with his
new brother in law. Safe to say, the wedding shut
down after that, and I'd imagined there was quite a disagreement. Wow, okay,
I went to a wedding with a bride combed after
speeches and woke up after everybody went home, So there
couldn't have been a fight, but I'd imagine there would
have been words the next day.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
That's because people don't eat, that's the problem. Yeah, that
top ticks. No fight, which is wild when you hear
the rest of the story.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
But my husband got so drunk at the reception that
he combed out on the bed where we stayed, and
staff for style couldn't wake him or move him.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I ended up sleeping on the floor in a full
wedding dresses. I couldn't get out of it because it
was a two person get out. I would be livered,
sorted out, there'd be words. We would have worse. We've
been married nine years and I still haven't let it go.
I mean that's a healthy thing to do. Yeah, yeah,
simmer on that for nine and the forever. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
My uncle in law punched my step brother in the
middle of the dance floor because he was being annoying.
This was at the end of the night, and I,
the bride, was completely oblivious to it because I was
having such a lovely time. That's good that you were shielded,
shielded from that.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Um My husband forgot his tie and he text me, well,
I was getting ready, asking do you know where my
tie is? Oh? My god, get a gra You knew
you were marrying a man baby before that. Come on.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
I was twenty four weeks pregnant at our wedding, so
whilst everyone was vibing on the dance floor, I managed
to clean up the entire reception area inside. I had
many people to tell me to stop cleaning, and most
people are grumpy at me on my wedding day. However,
no one complained when no cleanup was required the following day.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Don't clean up, don't clean up cleaning. I know you
can't drink, but maybe just don't clean up. Just go home. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
If I was pregnant at my own wedding, yeah, that's
a sentence. It's never going to come true.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
If I was pregnant at my own wedding, I would.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I'd happily leave and go have a bath or something,
or just like.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
You know, I'd really be keen on a nine am
wedding that goes to like a reception, lunch, boozy afternoon
and eight. How nice would that be? Why are we
starting at nine? Why are we starting at three? We
started eleven and be done by eight? Okay, it started
at twelve and be done by six. Okay, lovely, lease

(55:56):
not do the wedding and we'll do it, and we'll
just have a couple of drinks now afternoon and then
everyone just goes home and gets the bit of a
beautiful I love that. What a great idea.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
What I will say the mistresses because booze Broom got
too drunk, really drunk?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Did you read that one? What my step byther called
my brother a laws turn your think, turn the mics off,
will tell you. Okay, how girl? Oh you can't say that.
We don't say that.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
You don't say that, you don't say either of those
things anymore.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
She was you know why she was drunk and he
wouldn't dance with her. That's the follow up text. She said,
you know, homosexual. She called him a fat homosexual, but
a shorter version of the second word. And he might
not have even been but she was drunk and he
was like, no, thank you, I don't want to dance.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Oh my god's just turned into who got to drunk?
At the winning my dad got.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Slashed play Splitch Porne and Hailey. Fact of day day
day day day do do do do? Blows my mind

(57:23):
and it made me feel a little bit old. Today.
My daughter just said, hey, I might give blood at
school today. She's old enough to make that sort of decisions.
I got good for her. She doesn't love needles like
old man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Stage that was when I found out I was anemak
and I was like, impossibly eat so much red meat.
And they were saying something's going on, and I said, well,
we best ignore that until it goes away. Yeah, no,
would you might be growing out something something in there
and I don't want to know about it.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
But if you can donate blood blood Foundation, it doesn't
actually hurt.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Nah, it's actually quite fun. I'm not allowed to because
I ate that mad how burger in nineteen ninety three.
Though that was a delicious burger.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
I didn't know I had man, I didn't realize that
the burgers that were the problem.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Aw yeah, very We are doing brands with trademark words
this week, and I thought it'd finished off on one
that has lapsed since lapsed.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
But there was a period in the nineteen nineties where
the tooth theory was licensed to one particular company. Really
the dude they filed, they like, we like they looked
into it, and they're like, no one's did they tell her?
No one's got ip on the tooth theory. I know
that she's just oh.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yeah, was a solo woman running their own company.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Single mom, working hard, like working nights, so she's got
to find childcare. Yeah, flying around, I own you, dealing
with gross ass tea. Yeah, but she doesn't wear gloves.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
She had a couple of rinse their teeth when the
tooth when it.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Falls out, rints around. She's had a couple of skin
and fictions. She has actually HIV. She's on that drug
to teeth.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
But in the nineteen nineties, Colgate riches the tooth theory
for sind products and toys we know, and the tooth theory.
So everyone just like what so they lit it lapse
because apparently there was massive cultural backlash about owning folklore
and it just didn't It just didn't go.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Well, yeah, that backfire, didn't it. Yeah? Oh my gosh.
Imagine being like, no one knows that, no one knows
the tooth theory label apart from the tooth theory. But
she's because she's got to sneak around all.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
She wouldn't say, I don't even think to myself, Oh
I should I should register Hailey Sprow because that's just
my name. Like the tooth theory would be like, why
would someone just take my name?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Wild? Like why would someone trademark your name? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Crazy? Why would they? Why would they which or your
names together? Yeah? Why would they do that? Why would
and Vaughn? Yeah stuff for your career? Who knows?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
I didn't work armed And then the tooth theory though,
because they live at laps because of the backlash from
people who said, you kind of can't right to that
Coldgate so today's factor the days. In the nineteen nineties,
Colgate registered the tooth theory as their.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Owned I p for a line of kids dental products
and oral care.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
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Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Plays Fletchborne and Hailey play ZiT ms Fletchborne and Hailey
two fams ten dollars suburb. Well, the cash has been
pouring out of Vaughan's personal bank. Accout personal pouring pouring
ten dollars suburb. This is how the competition works. One

(01:01:07):
will randomly generate a ten dollar suburb. In fact, you've
already done it. Yeah, I did it earlier, and I
was pleasantly surprised because I have. And again this is
randomly generated by chat GPT. I've got to start of
a new project on the side. Randomly generates suburbs, so
it keeps the lists of the ones we've already done,
so to be a double up. Oh that's good. And

(01:01:27):
it pops around and I said, randomly generate me a suburb.
That's the sound that makes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
And it has generated a suburb that I've had a
few dealings with lately. You will remember I won a
few auctions for some Irish pub decorations.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
We are heading to Tutardale. You just needs to roll
the art like it's a Maori work talordl in the
Mali language. Dale. If you are in Taradale right now,
so you don't have to live there, you just have
to be in the suburb. If you're passing through it. Yeah,
if you're in the suburb of Arridale as defined by
in z posts yep, Google map. Yeah, because if you

(01:02:06):
have a mission of state winery, you're just out of Tarida.
That doesn't if you were in Taradale. Oh, eight hundred
dollars at him right now? That was quite Nicola Flacher
is about to call you, Nicole. I was Nicola is
in Tadalay, Nicola, Nicola, where in Tarridale are you? So?

(01:02:31):
I'm just calling out to work.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
So I've just put up plates.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
The Devonshire price very you are on the castle. Were
right in there, We're right in there. Dollars. What do
you we're about? You work on on Devonshire? I work
at ABC Software. Should I say that that? I don't know.
I need I need to get what number divn sure
is there? Just google it Sex number six And we're

(01:02:59):
just going to check that's with the middle of the road.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
I have to keep Yeah, you get out of it.
You're probably still kind of in the heart of Dalih
there sixteen Okay, I can see abies. Oh, I'm going
to go down the road to six.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Well, just now it is a little mistrusting of us,
but we do have to run some checks now because
us for ten dollars. Yeah, people trusted with the individuals
have tried before.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
So you're outside sixteen, okay, street viewer, what are some
of the shops around there?

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
I'm doing a spin. It's like an industrial street. There's
like the altar shop, like the costume higher shop. Yeah,
what's over the road over the road house?

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Yeah, house in the middle of the industrial area.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Well, okay, the house that you're looking at, there's two
houses beside each other.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
The one on the left. What color is its aluminum?
Jewelery like the element you jewelry. The window frames on
the house that you're looking at, the one on the left,
color are they white? And has she won ten dollars?

(01:04:17):
Congratulations Nikola, adding you to the list of winners. A
life changing amount of money that is ten dollars. How
do you feel I feel like it's swimming in coins.
Uncle Scrooge, What are you going to do with all
this money? Nicholo? Sorry? Right, so yeah, I reckon you

(01:04:42):
get a house medium white for ten We could get
a happy hour house medium medium, medium dry. I reckon
that's the way to go, Nikola. Wait there, Warner is
going to give your bank details and we'll transfer you
that cash immediately, immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Congratulations, are you choking through the tears? Thank you so
much to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Play z m's Fleshborn and Hayley. Now great news for us.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Strong friendships is the subject of this study, and not
just a study, not a survey, scientifical study, scientifical scientifical
studieth out of the University of Cornell.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Okay, fresh, this is a fresh study.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
This is this study has only been written in the
journals four days ago, and I caught it because this,
you know, I read my science journals all the time,
all the time looking at the benefits of lifelong and
strong friendships, of which I would consider you too, strong friends,
genuine friends, and I love you both very much.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
I love you too, which was so small.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
So lifelong friends, like I mean, obviously they add benefit
to your life in terms of you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Know, because that's you know, the blue zones are always
going on about the blue zonees not a blue zones,
you know, like the places where people have longevity in
the world, like Sardinia is a place all over the world,
although they are becoming increasingly less. Yes, so because of
you know, foods and the way society is going. But
that is a big one. It wasn't just the food,

(01:06:16):
it was the family and the connection.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Yes, and this is my strong friends at a cellular
level can help us live longer lives. So it's not
just making the life that we have however long it
is richer and better. It is actually changing our cells,
like the what we are made up of, because at
that we age better, we age much better, we have

(01:06:40):
longer lives. But and those are biological aging at a
cellular level.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Unless you're hanging out with really good close friends in
you just cities. And we'll say part of why.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Is because the benefits of they call it a cumulative
social advantage. But the benefits of socializing with strong friends
is that lower is inflammation and dress.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Yes, so inflammation is also increased.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
By things like alcohol or your bad food or smokes
or anything like that. So if your friendship is centered
solely around alcohol, some of those effects could be.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
But the other day when we went out for your
birthday lunch, we had so many lolls, like, so many lolls,
so many great lolls I know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
And then you and then that's all just changing your actual.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Makeup and helping us to live longer. It's good. It's
just another good.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
It's another good reason to remind your friends today how
much do they mean to you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
We'll get together and hang out with them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Yeah, yeah, thank you for making my life longer because
you know that I don't even want to die ever. Yes,
so I appreciate your friendship feeding that at a cellular level.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Oh yeah, there was my ton tums. There was my
tun tum tums.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Hey, guys, I reckon it was the most fun to
be the head on a show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Ah, not not for me. I don't know where even nowhere.
Even you haven't been here long, have you? No? I haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
No, you were listening and you had fun. Won't you
give us a little review in a rating

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Play z ms Fletchbourne and Hailey