Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 13th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast network. This is from Fley's Big Pond.
Thanks to animes making happy happen for pets.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletchfawn and Hailey. Happy Monday,
Happy Monday, Monday, just Monday. It was undeniably Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
You got back from Australia. What time did you land?
I got I walked in the door at two am.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I love, I love when your flight is a dumb
fly anyway, and then it's still late hours.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, we don't book those flights to we next time. Yeah,
and that was concidentally the time I woke up and
I was unable.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
To get back to sleep, so I sort of tagged
in an hour.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, retagging in and out of sleep.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
It seems so Flitch. Today's shows really all on you,
my friend.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, I've had a good eight hours. I've had a
good eight hours total this entire year. Yeah, yeah, same,
It's only seven and a half hours. But I'm feeling chipper, okay.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Burning a uti, so I'm not partaken.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
So it's a great start for your week.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Then, oh God. Coming up on the show The Top
Sex and a lot of Americans saying that they would
turn to sponsorship for their big special day, their wedding day.
I don't know who's sponsoring it. Like, if you would
an influencer, why would you? I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe a lot of these people are influenced hypothetical. It's
like a hypothetical saying if you could get a sponsor

(01:25):
for your day, would you?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
But they are speaking as people who haven't done sponsored
posts and realized, like the clients have quite quite a
long list of things that they don't want just waiting
on our food set of static prousel photos from that
wedding of yours. You're on honeymoon? Yeah, well, top sex
coming up. You've got some ideas and sponsor for your wedding? Okay, yeah,

(01:51):
maybe you're getting married and you'd like to sponsor your wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
V One's ten dollars suburb returns today. I've got a
chance as well for you to the I Hear and
live for Foree. I got a new promo we're launching today.
We'll tell you about that, the cracking Fact of the
Day theme this week. Last night I wrote before I
went to bed, I wrote a week effects about Japan,
and then I remember this week is Ada Lovelace? Day
is tomorrow? Is what exactly? Piece of ship mail? Yeah,

(02:21):
looking at the Matilda effect and Ada Lovelace all the
sooner and what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Well, because you learned something.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Wow, he can't speak to me like that. Cancel I
can because he's an accent.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
You did do an accent?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Country was that from? I mean it was an accent,
but it was an accent. Wow, you sleep and cancel
one Bathurst. I don't know what that is. It's the
Bogan cars around the track, isn't it in the middle
of Australia.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yea and Bathurst. Surprisingly enough out.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Next, let's kick things off by talking about the local
body elections.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Or sixty content first time, really.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Hot hot stuff, including a friend of mine who was
up for election.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Now this was the guy that said don't vote for me.
It is I have an update on how he did.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
Next, sit him plays Flitchborne and Hailey Flitch.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
You exercised your democratic right, exercised I did? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Voting my local body elections literally two hours.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Before the they I guess, I'm guessing they taped the
top of the box at the supermarket. You could drop
it off at the supermarket. Yeah, it's I did, easy peasy. Yeah,
well it was the local body elections closing over the
weekend or they're boring a like, I don't know anyone.
I was reading that book and you know, they give
you the booklet and this is the thing like around
the country, like twenty it was in the twenty percent

(03:51):
of voter turnout. The best one about that book is
just seeing what sort of absolute nat bars think they
could run a area. I love that.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I also all I because I don't know it either.
But I look at the billboards. Oh yeah, because where
I drive out of my suburb's just all the billboards.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
That's a friendly fa.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
But did you vote no one not this year? Oh god,
I forgot.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I got bigger ship, bigger ship on my plate.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I got worrying about Yeah, yeah, you didn't have it
at the voting no, sort of like preempted the ut.
Yeah right, really, And when you're cranny Greenny, you'll whinge
about something in your local community. I don't where about me.
As I said, I got bigger ship on my plate.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Now I know that the saying is I got bigger
fish to fry.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But it's not. Actually, I just got a big shit
on my Yeah yeah, I mean you do. Actually, I
got to eat this before I worry about how much
my rates are going up by Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
They're going up. We know we're not start.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
The councils supplied me a rubbishman this year. Yes, probably,
I was planning for my bins. Included in the rates.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
That I had two bins filling it up?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Were you running to bed Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
One from the council, one that I was paying for,
crazy bitch, crazy man.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I was just like going to a house.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
What can I chick Rich's specch that she's double bedding
was friend. She was already paid out the year for
the other bin.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I was rummaging every week.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
But what did you What did the people you were
paying for your bin from? Because Mom were just like,
now keep the bin. So now I just got this bin.
Oh no, they forget it. You should bury it in
the ground and make a bunker, a bunker out there
and it's flooded and I'm like, oh man, my bunker
is full.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
That'd be horrible.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Well.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Running for the White Target Rangers local boards here in Auckland,
West Auckland was actually a friend of mine, Jermaine Ross,
who basically did it kind of as a deer because
he said that he wouldn't even was like, no, you won't.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
He was like, I will, But.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
He didn't actually want the job.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
He didn't actually want the job. Here's a great example
of his campaigning.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
I am Jermaine Ross, and I'm running to an e
leaked member on the way tar could arrangers local board
in the upcoming twenty twenty five local body. I don't
want I don't have time, I don't have the skill set.
Don't vote for Jermaine.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
His whole thing, his whole campaign was saying, listen, I've
got a five year old I don't have time for
this ship. I'm only doing this because they said to
a room full of thirty people that I was going
with living in.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Auckland, because last time I talked to Jermain, he wasn't
even living in Auckland. No, he's an Auckland, Okay.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
And he finished nineteenth out of twenty candidates.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Wow, he got five hundred and thirty eight votes, which
in a video he did say too.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Many votes, too many votes.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
He said he's never been more relived, relieved in his
life to be such a big loser, see it to
the bottom. Thank you so much, he wants to say
to all of you who didn't vote for me, I'm
so happy.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Okay, great, so now he has it.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Wait, so he came second to last, even though he
was saying, do not vote for me. Did he lost?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I'm not sure who came last, but in the running
as well as an eighteen year old called Bianca eighteen
she was. She was doing this in between getting ready
for her interview exams.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
She came fourteenth out of time, so she beat Jermaine.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay, a man, a grand man.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, but congrats to our friend Jermaine for not elected.
And maybe next time, don't put your hand up for
the job.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Now being born in February twenty, nineteen eighty two makes
me a millennial uppercross millennial, upper upper uppercross millennial. That
makes you sound like a flash millennial. You mean an
elder millennial? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what is uppercrust? I was
doing it like the Earth's like an upper uppercross upper class.
Oh no, no, I mean like early pioneering millennial. You

(07:49):
paved the way that people like an millennium alder millennu
I smack bang yeah yeah, well you know, and I've
had no problem with it because for a long time
we were just running the show. Yeah, like we were
the first ones. We were the first generation that didn't
have the internet, and then we had the Internet. We
strapped a saddle on that song gun and we wrote it.

(08:10):
We were the Internet.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
We drunk too much, but we also talked about our feelings.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah more, Yeah, we did. We had all this weird
sort of like changing of the tides. We paved the
way for the Z's and the Alphas to follow. Oh,
we are the elder sibling now that had to party
and push the pearans so that the younger siblings could.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Go out whenever they wanted.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
You think gin Z's and gin Alphas can just kind
of work when they want, because that's always been the way. No,
we started doing that. We were the ones that were
like crying at work and stuff. Yeah, like we created burnout.
Yeah yeah, yea yea yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Generation just pushed it down and pushed it out and
pushed it down and had major heart and mental health issues. Yeah,
later in life, we started experiencing that so much earlier.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, we said no more.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
We overexposed ourselves and stuff, and our sensitivity either went
real high or real low. There was no middle grants. Right.
I've just told you so many reasons why being a
millennial we have earned the respect of the generations that
come after with So I imagine the weekend when the
word millennial is used as an insult to me by

(09:14):
my children. No, damn, they call me millennial.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah, you'repe You're giving millennial, is what they said.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
You'll give millennial because I said to them, kind of
my fader up please, because I showed them a video
and I was like, we should do this dance.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Have you send the dance to this on And it's like, oh,
I wanted to do that. I wanted to do that.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Doing the dodown of sorts.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Instead of doing the dance. And they didn't move, and
they looked at me and they didn't move, and then
their eyebrow went up. It's giving millennial, That's what I said. Listen,
how jaunty this tuna can defrost the heart of an
alderm millennial.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I mean, it does make me want to do.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
That I don't know if millennials should be dancing anymore.
I'll just say it's getting sore, its getting you. Don't dance, Yeah,
don't dancing.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Really, we've done, We're done, We're done with the next day.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
The muscles are Yeah. I danced way too hard because
I think now, like, is this a turning for your children?
Do you think now you're turning cold bag uncle? Your
uncle energy? It's like going, I'm the same age now
that my mom was when she'd do this dance at
the weddings. We should be like.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Huh and you'd like, yeah, yeah, my mom does that,
like the arms up.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
When it comes.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Kind of like a Spanish.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Have got a bit of Spanish in them? Yeah, yeah,
that's us now, I know. Okay, millennial because okay, okay,
it's only a matter of maybe giving millennial as what
they will say. Though, Man, you've got to show them
back who's in charge them? Well, I was going to say, like,
I don't know the internet, you want a bit of this,

(11:12):
See what happens when they didn't need a new iPad.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Or a laptop for school?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Millennials also you I'm going to give them a little
millennial because Andy needs like summer shoes for school. They
need to be like Birkenstocks. What you need. Yeah, I'm
taking it at a number one shoe where I's getting
a knockoff. You'll get you some knockoff Roman sandal like
we used to have to knockoffs.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
They make your fixed.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah. About time you had a taste of what it
was like growing up in the nineties.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
I'll give you the vidims Fletchborne and Hayley from.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Your local community Facebook page. This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yo was that?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Where was it?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's millennial? That's millennial.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
God, you're young and relevant. One day, Nick Minute just not.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Is there a radio feature and it's giving millennium, it's
giving millennia. I will posho media. Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Sometan's going to love it. Why now? A study out
of America has found that a lot of people would
take on a sponsor for their big day, their wedding day,
to save money. Absolutely six and ten Americans would consider
a brand sponsored wedding. But like, I don't know, Like
I know, micro influencing is a thing where you might

(12:34):
have a thousand followers and brands that might give you something.
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
If someone's going to fork out forty k for.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Your big day and you're just going to post about
it to your two hundred followers, I mean, I guess
it's just a hypothetical, right, Yeah, for sure. But the
average American wedding thirty thousand dollars. I don't know what
the average American dollars it was about.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I thought, did we do it?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Didn't we do it? Last year was seventy thousand. It
was like a seventy geez dollars. Reading an article last
week about all I'm sorry, I did go to a
dissold one school, so amazing fighting against the rising tide.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Here is against.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Okay, so the average New Zealand winning ranges anywhere from
thirty to eighty seven thousand and twenty twenty five. But
the article I was reading last week was a couple
that were just like, you know what, we're going to
skip the wedding and we're going to spend all that
money on travel, and they went away for like.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Two or three months.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
To be wrong, I love a winning like I love
to attend a wedding, but just ain't going to see
me putting that kind of money towards just a lope
or have a party, just a party and friends bought
a boat instead. Oh man, they had fun on that
boat for life boat device. What do you mean they
had fund? They I know, think they sold the boat.
Oh I thought they might have lost divorced. They drove

(13:52):
it into a whirlpool like someone down like a boy
and Pirates of the Caribbean like a plug. Yeah, someone
pulled the ba. Yeah there's everybody, everybody else. I thought
I would have seen one of those in real life
by now as a kid lake quicksand you wanting thing?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I thought tornadoes happened. I know we've spent so.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Much about childhood's being scared about quicksand it's give me
a millennial. Yeah, it's give me millions millennial the last
generation that lead a scared childhood. These don't know how
good they got it.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
We were so scared.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's top six sponsors for your weddings, number six on
the last WEX. I don't know what they are, but
they're on my YouTube every time I want to use it.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I don't know because I pay YouTube.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Pre h as shut off about how good are you?
He's got it works?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Is a website builder managed I know this because of
Hailey sprou dot com go to go check out.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I thought you would have used go daddy. I don't
use go daddy was the way to get the domain,
all right.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
I did use go daddy to get the domain name,
and I used wex to run the website. Right, okay,
Hailey Sproul dot com.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
By the way, what you got on this some hot content.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Hot contents. The next tour, I'm off to Totunger and Nelson.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Okay, yeah, the tickets available hell spro dot com.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yep, seven days live. We'll name everywhere.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Top six sponsors for your weddings. Number five on the list.
My food bag, are they sponsor every day? Sponsor everything?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
We're guilty of doing one of those?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, my food bag.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Money prefer But that's also that's how you feed your guests.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Who's going to do the snitch or who's going to
crumb the snitch?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
It's so easy, it doesn't take any time.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Or you need me like you need our new my
food bag where the food comes semi prepped, all right,
schnitz pre schnitz the schnitzel.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
It's giving soggy schnitz though if it's been pre snap frozen.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
You just take it out of the fridge. You're not
going to do a hophan of oil. Yeah, and you've
got yourself a delicious pre crumb snitz my food bag.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Number four on the list of the top six sponsors
for your wedding, Steinlager and Poor maul Red. I didn't
those can't sponsor anything anymore. The money is burning a
hole in their pocket. Let them sponsor your winder. I
don't know if they're allowed to a bowl of darts
on every table, but.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
That's what tigerway t t had fifty he did, he
hit like trees and hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, absolutely
telling me you're not, you know, slipping a little one.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Number three on the list of the top six sponsors
for your weddings, the local lawyer, because what goes up
must come down. Oh yeah yeah, lovers dead.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Develop the relationship early hollow. We want Prena hollo.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
We want number two on the list of the top
six sponsors for your wedding.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Animates make happy happen.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
For making happy happen. And that's actually our sponsor advice.
Some products for every wedding. I already said that for animates,
said forget and save twenty percent with animates repeat delivery
wedding service. They don't apply. That's you're reading our sponsor
lines there.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, what are they going to contribute to the wedding
table favors?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Cute those favors, got cute little tucks for your dog
care a little outfits that's not.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Really going to dnt the budget. The tucks for the dog.
Every little bit helps. Yeah, you're right, Actually I'm being
so negative.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
And number one on the list of Today's top sixpenses
for your wedding, Today's top six top sexponsors for you.
Number one the Chemist Warehouse every Day Wellness starts with
the Healthores vitamin Rangeuse you put a butt in there? Okay,
Well that's that's bad show going in. Then number one
on the last of Today's top six sponsors for your weddings,

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Chemist Warehouse Boost Daily Energy Levels with Sanderson Mega BFx
sixty tablets. Oh you just seventeen ninety one?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
How when we're taking that one off?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, I know you've had.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Those hangover pills at the table. You know some anesium?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, zinc yeap Chemists Warehouse Strength Convetter. You how do
you speak of my sponsor out. This man gets up
to do a speech and he's like, Hi, everybody, I'm
the best man. Firstly, I just want to say, don't
the bridesmaids look beautiful? And make bold statesments with the

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Sachi Aeros Energy Farm one hundred for one hundred and
forty four one hundred and forty nine ninety nine. Thanks
the chemus. Leave the liners to me, boy wow, since
we were boring, play z ms fletched Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Play z ms fletch one and Hailey gin z dubbed.
And this is on the article.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
I'm not giving them this title the boring generation because
they care about themselves.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
You know, they're taking they're taking a.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Bit of care of themselves, having way less one night
stands than previous generations ourselves includers, okay, and drinking less
as well. Yes, so this is one of the theories.
There's three theories really, well, there's four.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Three in a bit, i'll call it theories as to
why this is happening. One reduced alcohol consumption that you
make conscious decision, makes decisions and you don't have your
beer goggles on or your Bourban goggles. And there inhibition's
loose and sometimes you're in a taxi to a tie
tie you know. Yeah, I want to say Kelly, you know,

(19:27):
and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I won't say his name out loud, right.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Just in case I'm wrong, Okay, and I'm going to
tightie with Kelly, you know.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
But reduce alcohol. They're drinking less than us.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
It's that's been declining since the year two thousand. Really
the year two thousand, alcohol amongst teams started declining. But yeah,
alcohol makes us make risky decisions and opt into things
that maybe, yeah, we don't really want to do. The
second theory and why gen Z is having less one
night stands, they're just socializing less. They're you know, they

(20:02):
were the locked in generation of COVID times. They're not
going out as much and they became used to that.
So it's just simply like reduces your opportunity to meet
someone for a one.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Night sty And that's sad because we need to have
the socializing, yeah, social creature. We need to have one night.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Stand and we need to have them. They are such
good yarns. And the third theory, they ain't got no
money and they're living with mommy and daddy.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Oh if they wanted to.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, right, sheered housing, so like either living in
a big flat so you know you're not wanting to
be loud and rambunctious in the room across from mum
and dad, or you know, your older brother that you've
ended up living with. I can't afford to move out
of home. So they're having less sex in general, right,
including these one night stands. They did say, however, self

(20:51):
pleasure isn't an all time high with this generation.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Of course, it is because there's no one.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Else to They are fourteen percent higher than average on
the times that they have a little fun time with themselves, right,
and good for them, you know, as they are.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Wanting they want to do it.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I mean one night stands. I think they have a
time of plays.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Discuss Saturdays. You guys have been very quiet here Fridays
and Saturdays, Monday and tuesdaydays and Tuesdays.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Wednesday a Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
No, has it still one night stand? If it's like
in the afternoon and they've gone by fletchers in the time, it's.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
A one day stand, one afternoon stand.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, I think it's that we call it an off
peak stand, and I very much like.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
That off peaks it's.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Cheaper, it's way chance, it's off.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
Peak plays Flitchborne and Hailey Funday.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
It is so silly, silly, today's the lit little polas.
Do you ever flush anything that isn't human waste? Because
there was a study done, an article about the twelve
surprising things you should never flush down the toilet. So

(22:19):
this was in the UK because you know they have
like obviously the old types, old pipes and sewers, and
they get fat birds. Yeah, and it's all the fat
that people chuck down the sink mixed with all the
things you shouldn't flush old pipe and the fat birds
was my rock. That's great name. So okay. They found
twelve items that Britt's regularly flushed that they shouldn't. Nine

(22:41):
are flushing nappies, that's number twelve on the list. That's
the same cooking oil, fat or grease condoms, chewing gum,
wheat wipes and baby wipes, which is so we know
that contact lenses, ten peas, dental floss, deceased fish, hair cutting,
paper towels, paper towels, and nail clippings number one. Hear

(23:05):
down nail clippings are the number one thing breats will flush.
I've put the nail straight into the toilet and flush
at why what's why shouldn't we be doing that?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I don't know. I guess maybe they get caught up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Well, we asked you flush anything that isn't human waste,
and sixty percent said no, but forty percent said yes.
Another interesting forty percent that we want to hear from
right now. I always the nail over nails over the toilet.
It's just carrow.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
So did you put foot on bowl.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
On seat, on seat?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
You could have go out to do your toenails.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I've got a new toilet seat. It's so nice. Soft shut, yes, soft,
yeah nice. My soft shot.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Takes the person.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's like, yeah, good stuff. Bugs will find their resting
place in our septic tank. That's the only non human
waste that gets flushed. Well you kindly to cockroach today.
He saw on the bastard the smaner is he living
or dead?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Living? And I got up behind with a little tissue paper.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Down you guy, down the toilet. That's how I want
to go. A giant hand from the sky holding three
or four things of tissue paper. Yeah, and just crush me, Yeah,
crushed me to death. And then flushed me down a
giant toilet, take me away. Adam said, I'm forever telling
everyone in my house that you only ever flushed the
three peas, peas, poos and paper. I'm not paying stupid

(24:23):
money for a plumber to come and unclog their stupidity.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
But you could get that wrong. Ponds, pads and.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Pastramis, pussy cats, pillows, pilla.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I've done with these lumpy old thing and.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's one of the peas that will push it down
the toilet.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I mean, like, I can't believe people are flushing nappies.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
That's so, how are you flushing nappy? Do you have
to used to plunge it like thumb it down? I
grew up rural and used to work for a drainage company. Absolutely,
do not flush anything that shouldn't go down, said Catherine. Paul.
Sees gross kitchen cookie, waist and dirty pot water, less
chance of blocking the book pipes. It's outside, it's all
in the same sier. So wait he's putting his fed

(25:04):
and stuff and yap down the toilet because it's a
wider pipe. It's like a ninety to one hundred miles
standard much like forty mil Yeah, right, you got to
mop up bloody genius. M hmm, bloody genius, Michael. I
do the contact sometimes. Yeah, well that's that's one of
the one of the popular ones. Cat poop is that bad. Yeah,

(25:27):
I put my cat poop down the toilet, But.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Do you put the stones? Shake it off? Shake it off?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Songs about it, check it off, shaty letter off the pope, Yeah,
flush it. We get one or two white tails just
about every day during summer. This is from Sproullion, who
runs Hailey's fan account. The white towel white tail spiders
towels like they were flushing white towels. No white tails. Yeah,

(25:57):
we'll please announce you.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Another leftovers that I don't eat, such as curry, et cetera,
uneaten soup, because let's be serious, it can't be that
much someone's flashing their leftover chaos hurry. I mean I
would be careful flushing a really hard, crusty nan would flush,
but don't be flushing chicken.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
But like there's no difference, it's poop it out anyway.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Sure, I didn't think about that pre pooped curry.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I just can't believe flushing flushing leftovers is chaotic just
scraping it out of the thing into the toilet.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Like just the it's so crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I try not to put my head down from my
hair brush, but it just feels. It's really way more
unnatural to put it in a bin, so I like
it to be gone so I don't have to look
at it anymore. We use matches to get rid of
pose mouse. After the perl. You light a match, burns
out some of the stuff and then just flip the
match in the toy.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Gone to a bathroom and there's been a match in there.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Unbelievable. Wow for so little pub today we asked you
have a flash anything that is a human waste and you.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Do play z MS Fletchford and Head DJ.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
DJJJ Wow.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
After fourteen years their last tour, they did do a
one off performance at Coachella last year that everyone froth
and I think that's given them the bug, no doubt
is reuniting for six shows at the Sphere in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Oh wow, this I know. I saw the head. I
saw the outside of the shlear L advertation on this.
I would go to. I don't care what band was there,
I just go to see it. Looks amazing.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, it looks so good.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
So fourteen years ago was when they were last sort
of making music and stuff altogether.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You know, just was she had a huge solo Sorry
to cut you off, but you're not quinstafanning.

Speaker 10 (28:06):
Ha girl.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I mean her solo career took off absolutely massively.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Now I will say, I need the details of her surgeon.
She's fifty six. She is firfty because I was.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
She's always been very good looking. Yeah, because No Doubt
was early nineties, like they early we were just talking.
They performed.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
She performed No Doubt songs you could have played in
the background jazz.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I'll take the Yeah, she selected No Doubt, don't.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Speak, You're right, You're right. It's where so so like
a many Vegas residency little.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Residency six shows only. But then there's rumors that they
will reunite properly and maybe even get some new music.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
And maybe even right because you know, like there's like
they did at Coachella. Having a retro band at a
festival is so right now. Yeah, this year, I'd be
surprised of like they do a few Europe dates. Yeah,
for like you know, some big festivals.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Like like everyone's just ready for it.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, good, the good old days of music to come
back because they've been a way so long. People are
just like they'll pay anything to see them.

Speaker 11 (29:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
So this is happening in twenty twenty six, yep, in May.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
So not a huge so just before like all the
European festivals and all the American festivals that I reckon,
you'll see them on a lot of festivals.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yes, totally. God, they're good, so good, so many songs,
and she was such a.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Fashion icon that all, you know, like the little diamantes
over the eyebrows and the space bar.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, when she was at Geisha you remember that. Yeah, yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Kind of Was it the Strokes you were thinking of
with the Coach, which are a band. I heard the
Strokes on a classic rock station the other day and
I tell you what, I oh my god, I had
that today.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
They've just been there.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
But you always see the Strokes performing at pistols there.
They'ven't been away, no I know, but I was you
were saying that there's a Ritra band at coachellin ext year,
and I don't know, that's the oldest sort of band
that I can see there.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah, oh god. So it's very exciting.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
We love no doubt plays it. Ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Here's here's something that's a little bit weird. We're about
to talk about eggs, and almost everybody came to the
show with something about eggs as individual talk breaks and
we're like, we'll just do one big egg break. We're like,
what there was a step because it was egg down
Friday in New Zealand and big.

Speaker 12 (30:36):
Egg It hasn't caught on like Christmas, Nah, but it will. Well,
the mass comes in, Yeah, breaks into your house, Oh
eggs and you make an oblow. No, but that's weird.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Of he is an egg and he's promoting us eating him. Also,
he wouldn't fit down the chimney eggs to round chimney.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Because I'm imagining human size.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah he could.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
He could come through the cat flap. That would be
the cute thing. That's how the eggman gets it.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
They released the stat that on average, Kiwis eat two
hundred and twenty eggs a year each cheesy, right, And
I would easily because every time I had scrambled, it's
got to be at three. This is eggs purchased.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Right, So if you're making your own like, I am,
ye know the chickens are then I guess that's on
top of that. Yeah, so New Zealand has one point
six million commercial hens far out. Yeah, wow, we eat
some eggs.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
You are the victim of thing.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Then I said, my eggs are in the good spring
laying spot at the moment, and so at the weekend,
I did, like the big tally up. I do the
float test to make sure nono of the eggs are old.
That's another egg fact. They'll float if they're bad. Donat them.
Sink to the bottom. That's where you want your egg, Okay,
in a sink of water.

Speaker 13 (31:55):
And so I.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Did you assume people would go out into the ocean
worn what if I nearly saw? I nearly called you
an iffing And.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I don't know of course in a so go to
a river. If your eggs the toilet, they use the toilet,
they don't want to use the toil.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Things you shouldn't flush. Don't think should flush eggs? Give
our listeners more critics.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
You could use a bowl if you wanted anything that
holds water. Really, the wheelbarrow, you could use the where
don't eat the egg it's gone bad. So I did it,
and I put them in their little containers, and I
put my egg cart on the side of the road
and with a blue chalk, I wrote eggs ten dollars.

Speaker 11 (32:35):
That's pretty decent.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, that's a good Your eggs are yum, cracked open
and they're really yellow and they're so the orange. Well.
I put five dozen eggs out, okay, to sell. I went.
At the end of the day, there was one dozen left,
so I'm thinking sweat. I got forty bucks. Now that's good,
and I reinvest that back into the chickens. Chicken food
with it. Yep, except I opened.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Up with the little hats or something, little cowboy hats.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I know, I mean food, not decoration. Okay, So he's
got a point. Maybe you should start spending some money
on them.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I'm just going to feel like it's all going into
them as a business.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
They were hard for you. It would be good to
get a variety of chicken costumes so that I could
tell the chickens apart. And those hands that put their
hands on arms, yeah, some of them hats.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Some of them have fool like Nacha libre.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I love this, Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, So that's something I'll look into, okay, but I
opened it up expecting forty dollars in there. Yeah, twenty
dollars and twenty cents. So someone stole two dozen eggs
and put it and they put something in the thing.
So if they were being watched, Oh no, they've gone
around to part with the money and where she gives
that twenty cent coin to the lab and test it
for finger property. Yeah, I've already touched it as all

(33:50):
damn okay, And there's no way to tell whether or
not someone what he put in ten dollars until two dozen.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
There's a lot of possibilities of crime you need to get.
I'm here a camera, I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
That's so that's pretty low.

Speaker 11 (34:05):
Now that is.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
It's a bad you know, it's a bad yoke.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Sixty cents an egg, now we.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Worked it out. I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
That's eighty three cents. Eighty three point three cents repeating
per egg.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, point your price. That's pretty good. You
might get that on a supermarket special, but very rarely
needs a big honkers too, Yeah, big honkers eggs, because
that's hard to shut the lid on the thing. So
I think I've not measured it, but I think it'll
be a seven.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Or some big girls there, big girls like.

Speaker 11 (34:36):
Birdies.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, don't say.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Wizard sleeve.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Running down the field. What are you going to do?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
You should give a little fake security camera. I want
to get a real security camera on there. No, I
think you should man the booth, pop a chair and
by Summer's day. We've done that with the poems before,
popped up, put the lawn chair out on the summers day,
set in the shade of the tree, and grew watch
the watch the cars go by. What time are you
going to put out the nickst eggs? Just wondering someone's

(35:09):
going to pist my eggs? Fantastic? At what time the weekend?
When I build up another.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
This weekend because we were going to hang out a
like completely unrelated some eggs.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
That's actually a good call. What car and said, just
leave a chair out there and it looks like you're
coming back any minute. That's a good You're like a
like a scarf put a sign up saying security camera
mile what about camera gig thieves will be executed? Yea, yes,
I love that. Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
But I'm not I'm not yoking yeah, yeah, right, Okay,
we need to make you a new sign.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
All of these now, I believe.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
On the on the theme of egg break, we love eggs,
producer Shannon has a egg based question and she was like, well,
I'm not going to bring it up, but if we're
going to be talking about the eggs as.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
Well, well, Whenever I have a question in life, instead
of turning to Google or chat gput, I turned to Carmen.
She is my oracle, and I asked her the other day,
in all earnestness, how many eggs is too many eggs?

Speaker 14 (36:13):
How many eggs are you meant to eat a day?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
I read an article the other day that said we
need to be eating more.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
They're always changing. They were like, oh, we have more
than one, and now they're like they're good.

Speaker 14 (36:23):
Like rocking, like four to six a day?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Jack, how do you not smell?

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Like?

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (36:33):
Why eat them at different times of the days?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yeah, like three a day's legit?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (36:38):
I think Google said no more than two, sailed back
to four, so you ate.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Four.

Speaker 14 (36:50):
I feel like I'm young, Like I feel like that's old.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
That stops at some point, Shannon, the young the whole
young thing. Now, I entered my late third eat last week.

Speaker 14 (37:00):
You know, I'm proud of you for admitting that, because
you've been saying med Off.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Here, I have been saying that plays Fleshborn and Haley
play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
We were just very quickly. I wanted to touch on
Ed Sheeran's posthumous album. I hate the word posthumous. It
should be post humorous. It should be post humorous. But
he said that, so his wife's picking them all, not
even him that's in the world.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
So it's all unreleased songs.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, okay, he's doing it when he's when he's when
he's dead.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Okay, it's grim nice. Now we want to talk now
about what you've found out about your partner when you
moved in together.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Now, this is on the back of a show that
I know you guys haven't watched, but it is insane.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Love is Blind.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
It's in it's like ninth season or something like that already,
and I haven't been watching it, but I know that
produced girlies have and I saw a great clip online
because doesn't don't they say I love you and they
get engaged and there's one couple and shoes super hot
and he's definitely not and he's not read in the
room that she's definitely not into him.

Speaker 14 (38:02):
I mean, hey, that's the whole premise of the show.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Because the whole thing is like, it's not about looks,
it's about connection. And then she meets and she's like, oh, manga, yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
I mean it happens every season where people are like no, no,
like I totally love him, because.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
They're not allowed to accurately describe themselves right and say
I'm but.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
They also don't want to because last season a girl,
or just season before she described herself as a Megan
Flock I will up the internet.

Speaker 14 (38:28):
But this season, and there's.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
No spoilers in this chat, but they have they've got engaged,
and they have now met the family and they kind
of moved in with each other, and one of their
fiancees has just watched I will say, the grimest behavior
ever of a fiance.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
We're just gonna do an ounces of chicken, put a
little packet of crystal lightning, and we're just blended.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Oh what he makes a chicken drink with electrolyte. I've
slain chicken breasts, some water.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
And then wheel chairs and then you just chug it.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
He's like a good looking dude. He's got a pretty
swift bod, but not like bodybuilder or so. He pre
cooks the chicken.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
He boils a breast of chicken and puts it in
his freezer and he has a whole stack of boiled
chicken breast.

Speaker 14 (39:23):
He then puts him with electrolyte powder like a powerade
or something, blends it up, and he chugs it. And
when I say chugs it, he just knocks it back.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
He says it's it's not a sipping chicken.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
And he said that it's the easiest way for him
to get in protein every morning.

Speaker 14 (39:39):
And he then gets his fiance. He's like my new love.
Try my favorite.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Drinks a protein shake, literally get protein shanks keeps a
protein in them.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
When are they allowed to leave when the show blend
it down to blend up his chicken guts?

Speaker 14 (39:55):
I would leave, no.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
So the whole premise of the show is they have
to make it to the aisle and I can say
useful no, but a lot of people just stop filming.

Speaker 14 (40:02):
They're just like our yea not on that couple.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'm out after this guy has a chicken milkshake kissed
me with his like sweet chicken lips, Like do you
pick to.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Lemon raspberry, raspberry, chicken lemon, lime and chicken lemon.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
But she's just like learning all these things about someone
she is planning to marry and she is very rich
and he is very not.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
I mean in there in her defense, like she is
on a reality show and moving in very quickly and
getting to know this guy quickly. But there would be
people that I guess you don't know things about someone
until you start living with them right totally.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
And I feel like especially if you didn't spend much time.
I mean, this is like old school. Our parents they
only moved in together once they got married. But I
think like people that kind of like rush into something.
They're like, let's move in, and then you're like, who
is this stranger?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Who makes a chicken swear?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Nasty habit or recipe? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Or like they're a mess.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
You don't realize you're dating someone you don't really stay
over much, but then you do stay over a lot
and it gets serious and then you realize, oh my god,
they don't have a bed.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Bas what about like because we want to know what
did you discover about someone? Once you moved in?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, I measure.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
It was like he was, oh, you know, it's my
week and you're like, you're a week for what the
kids are coming?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
You're like, sorry, sorry, you've got kids, so I didn't
know this. We've got a week now, okay?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Oh wait, hundred dollars it in.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
We want you to give us a text.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
You can call us. Oh wait, hundred dollars at in.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
That chicken smoothes made me feel sick? What did you
discover about a partner after you moved in together? Love
Us Blind is a show everyone's talking about, and she
discovered that he makes chicken smoothies to get enough protein.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
And Frankie, what did you find out once you've moved in? Frankie? Frankie,
come on, Frankie, Hello, Hello? Is your name Frankie?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Jesus?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
You need a coffee? Frankie.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
It's a it's a slow moving monday, is it. What
did you find out once you'd moved in?

Speaker 13 (42:09):
He used to washers ands on the shower and then
hang them up on the shower drive.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
No, that's that's not a proper wash. No did you
move out after that?

Speaker 13 (42:20):
I didn't?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
But then I also found out that he used to
tell numerous.

Speaker 15 (42:24):
Times until it was sip and smelly, because it was
cleaning to give it to strying his clean body.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
So Frankie, we're not with this man anymore? Are we.

Speaker 13 (42:36):
Married?

Speaker 8 (42:36):
It?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Very clean lady.

Speaker 11 (42:38):
Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Put you off men entirely. I love that would never Frankie,
thank you some messages in What did you find out
about your partner once you moved in? No?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I found out my boyfriend now husband. So this lasted.
How does mum come over to chain sheets? What I
mean money lace?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
They're getting a chain, Yeah, but mom needs to let
his son stand on his own two feet.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
She sounds like she's a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I didn't know until I moved with a partner that
he's terrified of spiders and cockroaches, so I have to
deal with them. Ah, but they say, in fairness, I
hate the dusty demons, which is actually a really good
name for those things. Hayley doesn't.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Oh, thank you so much, the MTA you were respecting.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
So he deals with the dusty demons ideal with the
spies and the cockroaches. I never went to my boyfriend's
place because we always always went back to my place,
so when we came to move in, he said he
needed to buy a new beard because he only had
a single bed. Oh that's why you always stayed at yours.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, okay, let's go to yours.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
I finally to put the toilet paper under instead it over.
That's like, it's not meant to go that.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
One doesn't go that way, And I'm sorry this relationship
can't continue.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Keep your taks coming at nine six nine six, eight
hundred dars a him as our number.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
What did you just about someone after you moved in
with them?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
We want to know now what you found out about
your partner once you moved in. Yes, because somebody on
Love is.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Blind discovered that their new husband to be movies up
chicken and electrolytes into a sort of chicken protein smoothie
and chugs it for the game.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
It's yeah, disgusting, Nikita. What did you find out once
you'd moved in about your partner?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Good morning?

Speaker 9 (44:27):
Also, love you guys so much.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
No, don't stop.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I love it more and more. Don't indulge in, Nikita.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I found out that my partner showers in the morning well.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
And doesn't shower at night before Beard.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I shower both. I don't. Yeah, I don't mind showering
in the morning. As long as you shower at night,
You've always got you can't get into bed dirty.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
The night one, I don't give up. Yeah, the morning one,
I'll very easily give up. Who cares. I'm going to
go about my day dirty.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yes, And so did you try where you're like, hey,
maybe you should shower before bed.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Oh, of course, And they just went budging.

Speaker 9 (45:11):
No, he loves the morning shower. He says it sets
him up for the day.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
And about what about adult fun times. I'm just gonna
put it. You know what, I don't want someone's at
the end of the day, do you know what I mean,
old junk, give it, give it her.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
That thing they did.

Speaker 13 (45:31):
If it's a weekend and it's the.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
Morning shower, then it's then it's morning fun times.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
We love here on the show. We love a bit
of morning fun time.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Well, as I mentioned earlier in the show, it's off
peak peak love making. Yeah, twice as much for the
same prime Yeah. Yeah, it's like a free hour of power.
Yeah something.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
This man has, this man stuck to his guns on
this Yes.

Speaker 14 (45:53):
Yeah he has.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
And I've come around and I changed the bed cheats
more often.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
What does he do for a job during the day?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
That was my trading, but not be traded. But not
be trading.

Speaker 15 (46:05):
He's a mortgage brokers.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
They don't get dirty, do they.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
No, They're just sitting at a discol day with a calculator.
I don't even know how they get paid.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
It doesn't make it.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Why is the bank giving the who are you?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah, well you're serving their.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Money by getting me a bitter rate. Somehow they get
in the bank.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Well, I'm glad he's not a trading because that would
be standing if he was a manual laborer. Absolutely, Why
is he anti two showers?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Why not have one at night on one in the morning.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Are you made of money?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
The other water billers?

Speaker 15 (46:34):
It's ridiculous?

Speaker 11 (46:35):
Yeah, yeah, good.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Point, good point. Thank you so much. Have a great day.
We love you. You know you hang up?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
You hang up?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I'm real spark with Keita.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Do you know what men?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I don't want to I don't want to hang up.
I want to hang out with I'm hanging up. Thanks Takita.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
More moro moral moral model.

Speaker 13 (46:59):
Model in the morning.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Long time long time listening, long time callers.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Take enough now motto, what what did you find out
about someone once you've moved in? Well, now she's my wife,
but I found out she loves going to the toilette
for her number one and to keep keeping the door
open that I'm down for air, yes, yeah, but no

(47:30):
change when kids came around, the door got shut.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Yeah, really ones with the door open. One's door open
as a mask, two's is definitely shut.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Provac where's moto? You will always shut the door? Yeah, absolutely, yeah, privately?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah right, okay, And have you had a discussion about
this and she's just like it doesn't matter.

Speaker 15 (47:52):
Oh yeah, she has a laugh. Well, she just laughs
even when something dropped.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
You know, she has a plot here. Caller of the
week on Monday. Absolutely caller of the weak for me
because of the plops and she just laughs.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
And she laughs, and you love her despite this. Absolutely
for a man, I love this.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
I think it's hard to be sexually attracted to someone
once I've heard them plops. Well, love, Well, we're going
to make your weekmorrow with a Chemis Warehouse price peg
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Speaker 3 (48:39):
And we'll sort that out for you.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
And are you going to tell your wife that you
got on the radio this morning and told New Zealand
that you listened to her to prop.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Ploops, Absolutely and will will play to so that she
hears what I said in the iHeart screen the show,
listen to the podcast on the radio with things. Luckily
he's not identifyable at all.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
With a common name.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Okay, thank you Morrow. Some messages in somebody said I
found my now husband found out when we moved in together.
I snare like a lumberjack, which was news to me too,
because I didn't know I did. Yeah, well you wouldn't
know because it's just you and.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, yeah, I have in the last couple of years.
And I'll tell you what now that I'm in a
casual set up, I'm like really repelling a man on
a one line afterwards.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
That is my head. I got told you need to
get download that app that records sleep talking and snoring.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I'd rather die than hear it.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Plays it. MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it MS Fletchborn
and Hailey, two vons ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Well, it's the radio competition taking the country storm. Yeah,
cash Flying out of Vaughan's personal bank account ten dollars
of a time. The listener doesn't get to experience the
tedious oh my god afterwards a couple of minutes afterwards,
when we start playing the song and Vaughn's like, now,
what's what's your surname?

Speaker 11 (50:18):
How do you spell that?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Well, I'm sorry. This is the immediate nature of send
a suburb is that they want that ten dollars before
lunchtime and goddamn it.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, well, this is how it works.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
One will randomly generate a suburb and if you are
in that suburb, you need to call us immediately because
the first caller from that suburb to do that will
win ten dollars cold hard can if are listening and
Glen eaty in tomorrow, Glen Eat and tom holy what okay? Listen,

(50:55):
listen to do we have a frequently a thirty six
point three that three out of the cross Garrola Bay.
But you've got to be in glen EATI now, I
when this popped up, I was just like, I've never
heard of it.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
No neither.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
And glen Eat is an unusual name. It's a hybrid
name of Glenn, which is a Scottish name like the
Glen and the original multi name for the area, which
was Waititi, which is little water. Wait Can you just
make a hybrid suburb like that with two languages? Yeah, yeah,
yeah one the one for the originals, the ogs and

(51:31):
the wy Ts.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Yeah yeah, I can't for glen ETI.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
So it says the gingle client from the Hearts of
Timaru leads you to glen eat I say, with tiny gardens,
big skies and the kind of calm that makes you
briefly consider joining the local garden club.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Lovely, this could be difficult, I know.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah, I don't know if we'll even get in, but
I'm doing I'm just doing what I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
So what suburb is this again?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
And if you're there? I went hundred darns at him
right now? You have to be in that suburb though, ten.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I mean dollars cash could be yours.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Would you say this is our smallest suburb yet with
a twenty eighteen population of under four thousand? I think? Okay,
tens in good morning?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Hello, Hello, are you and glen eaty right now? I
sure am?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I think this would happen? Okay, say, okay, there's a
golf course half typically half of the golf course. It's
in Glen Eaty. If you're course, can you give us
a rough location of where you are, tans and so
we can test you by school? Okay, I mean that's

(52:37):
that's going to bed Spring Roads.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
I went to the fashion chips shop the other day.
I got a curry roll out of this out of
the world Spring.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Roads right in the middle of it, right in the
middle of it. We've got to obviously, I'm not giving
away ten dollars. Willy nilly. What what sort of number?
Spring Road? You outside? Are you right outside the school.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
Pretty much the week interest the walkway?

Speaker 8 (53:02):
But I don't come see a letter box right now?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Okay, well, so maybe just do street view by the school.
Boy you look at the store here, what col of
fence is the school's front fence there?

Speaker 8 (53:11):
Well, I'm on the side entrance and there's like a
new black gate that they've just put up recently because
I've been clearing the school.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
That won't be on the Google.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Google. Man, that won't be on Google. And there are
any people around.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I Mean, I know it's hard to believe Tansa, but
people do try to plange their lives whouse, and they
trying to win the ten dollars and they could be
in another sumburb.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Is there another parent there for drop off or something?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Perhaps?

Speaker 8 (53:33):
No, just around the corner. I actually around the corner,
just because I was driving. I'm now opposite four sixteen
on Whitey Road.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I got to be lying to us. Yeah, you don't
here to be scammed.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Yeah, scam So that happened quite often.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
She's still some area. Let me drop my Google street
view man.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
A creamish colored house or the green roof?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Is that a green.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Seeing a roof the wornlets screen?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I am actually are we locked in that way?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
The house? I believe you're describing the white house? How
many bays are in that front window?

Speaker 8 (54:12):
How would you like one big one on the right
and then a little one on the left with us?

Speaker 6 (54:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
High would you say that that front fences on that house?
How high would you say that front fences on that house?

Speaker 9 (54:28):
Less than half a meter?

Speaker 8 (54:29):
Right?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
That's too late in the suburb? Tanngratulations, you have just
won ten dollars cash. What wow?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
What are you going to do with this money? It's
a lot. Maybe pay off the mortgage.

Speaker 8 (54:43):
Yeah, I need to buy some sunglasses. Today, so we'll
go on there.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Reckon the serve like one of those like two dollars
shop type situations, the prescription one.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Drop of the pine. Technically tans and congratulations winner of
today's ten dollar suburb.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Play z ms Fleashboarne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Well, there's a reason that you've seen so many AI
generated videos over the weekend on reels and TikTok because
Open Ai. Their video app Sora, hit a million downloads
faster than chant gpt. Yeah over the weekend, and this
was amazing considering it was invite only in North America only,
so we can't even download this app yet it's top

(55:33):
the Apple Store charts in the US. Basically, the app
will generate a ten second video from text, so you
just tell it what to like. I want to see
Haley sitting on top of a giant ice cream, Yes,
skiing down a giant ice cream, and it will make ski.
It will make a ten second video of Hailey ski

(55:55):
a giant ice cream. I've seen them do ten second
videos and then then they stitch together to be a
long video.

Speaker 13 (55:59):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Yeah, I saw Winston Church Adolf Hitler having an mm
A fight.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Yes, but better than the AI videos that we've seen.
Everyone's got like a backwards foot and walked through.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
The walls out.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yeah, you know we've always said PEXA, it didn't happen.
Yeah that You've always trusted video. Yeah, like I saw
a video of the fight or that thing happening or
that politician doing that. Yeah, now it's like we can't
trust that.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Do you know who's sick of it? Celebrities? Where's the
where's the consent? Do you know what I mean? So
they can am I running?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
They can opt out because there are already issues and
they are one face.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
They should have to opt in rather than out.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
And also like the who owns the dead celebrities image?
That part of it, that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
The deep fakes of dead celebrities are upsetting not only
like people but their family members. Zelda Williams, Robin Williams
daughter is like, stop sending me this. This is what
your Dare would have been like if he was doing this.
She's like, stop it, this is awful. That's harro You
keep seeing videos of bloody Martin, Luther King and Tupak

(57:09):
and Lady Die and all of this kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Michael Jackson a lot of Michael Jackson Hawk Stephen Hawking.
I saw so many videos of him wrapping up wet
concrete and his like what I saw thee and how
in a sal for WWE that seems to be really
like lots of fight videos on my own area. Yeah,
but the things the videos are like, they're not perfect,

(57:33):
but they are really good. And it's scary scroll because
this is like the early version of this app, yeah,
and the early days of this technology. It is insanely scary,
like just thinking about the world that we're going to
be living in.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Jennifer Andison has spoken up blasting the big tech companies,
so basically around like how can we let this?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
How are you letting people do this? She gets sent
things all the time saying I don't think this is you?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
And she sends it to her lawyers and it's trying
to take it against it. She said, it's just crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
She owned personal cover at her own personal cost to
her lawyer, Yeah, yeah, something about it was expensive. So
the open Open A spokesperson told the US news side
Axios that basically, when it comes to dead celebrities, it's
strong free speech interests and allowing the depiction of historical figures.

(58:26):
I mean I would understand if it was being used
to recreate moments we didn't have video of, like Winston
Churchill speeches, or he is Stephen Hawkin is in his
wheelchair doing flips in a half pint.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
I know it's not I don't believe what they had
in mind.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Yeah, some reason, my algorithm has feed me a lot
of heavy set people falling through portugues.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Yeah, knocking on doors or going through being like crane.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
I saw a lady getting crean out of her house
and then she was too much and it flipped the crane. Yeah,
And for a minute I was watching it, I was
just like, man, that's a poorly anchored crane.

Speaker 8 (59:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, And the problem is like, no, it's fake. I
was like, okay, so Sura the SRA apple generated watermark
like a lot of apps do. But people are just
cropping those out. Yeah, there's enough on the video that
can crop out.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
So don't do this to me at it's gonna make
me all like tight and musty.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Unless you're going to make me look hod take me
from a seven point two to a nine point two.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
That's fine, you can do that, but it's so scary,
Isn't it scary?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Though? Like you think about the way that we could
be scammed as well with video technology, Like you know,
someone sends one of your family members of video you're
overseas asking for money, trouble it looks like you because
amazing tick.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
I can't a bank account, so can you sing?

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Or like even now, like the amount of elderly people
that are being scammed by like celebrities that they fall
in love with. Now they're going to be able to
generate actual videos talking to.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Like it it's crazy time, I know. But okay, science
to Yeah, Henry Kevill wants to marry me?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
That's for tudors, does he?

Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
I mean a bit of a science tip here. Henry
Kevill messaged me on Instagram and I was like, what
the hell? This is crazy, but it's happened before.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Does he want you to bring back a suitcase that
you haven't packed from South America to New Zealand? Yea yeah,
and you know you're going to fly there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
And do it for them because it's love. Of course
I moved to New Zealand. It is crazy. I wouldn't
do that. It's a scam horn Okay, Well, love.

Speaker 11 (01:00:29):
Is back is that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Yeah, you're so negative all the time, Flitch. I'm just
keeping you out of prison. Some men find me attractive
and he kevill Is one of them. Plays it ms
Flitch born in Hailey, fat of the day, day.

Speaker 11 (01:00:46):
Day day day. Yeah do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do dooo doo.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
He this week the theme effect of the day is
the Matilda effect. Ever heard of the Matilda effect?

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
Neither.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
The Matilda effect describes a bias where women's scientific achievements
are attributed to their male colleagues. Classic men. Yeah right, allies,
I'll tell you what you're not wrong. Homie coined by
science historian Margaret Rossiter and three. She named it after
a nineteenth century suffragist called Matilda Gage, who wrote about

(01:01:30):
how women's inventions would routine the erase. She of course,
invented the gauge, but a man claimed it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Matilda's daughter married the guy that wrote was it of
oz and apparently he debated with her. His mother in
law fiercely debated philosophy and women's rights with him, and
scholars believe her ideals, especially strong intelligent woman, influenced the
creation of Dorothy and the other female characters. Dorothy was
originally going to be a boy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Wow, oh my god. He would have looked silly in
that puffy blue dress.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah, with that little dog. He would have been he
would have been sparkly riches. Yeah, he would have had
ye oh my gosh. But of course at the time,
would have had to have married a woman very controversial
his faah, he would have been sneaking off to some
public loves of the side of the yellow brick. So anyway,

(01:02:20):
the material effect is what we're talking about all week.
Each each day a different scientific discovery. And this is
because tomorrow is Ada Lovelace Day. Ada Lovelace Day is
on the second Tuesday in October every year. It was
chosen as that date to be as convenient as possible
for most people. Oh, we love that convenience, even even
when they're like, hey, we're a woman and you know

(01:02:41):
we're doing fantastic in the areas of stem but at
your convenience, please think Tuesday, because we'll try to avoid
all the major holidays and everything. So tomorrow is Ada
Lovelace Day. So tune in tomorrow to hear about Ada
Lovelace but today we we hear about Rosalind Franklin, who
didn't live a long life.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Died at the age of thirty eight of cancer. But
before that, thirty eight, I'm thirty sacks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Shit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
She also thought it was going to be around like
a lot longer than that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
She was an X ray crystallographer, X rated X ray
my god, yeah, X ray Chris and chemist, and she
took photos of DNA fibers that revealed that DNA's with
a double helix. You know when we see double like
in Jurassic I'm just trying to Yeah, looks a little
bit lost, you know, I know, I know what you mean.
Helos of DNA. Boy, I went to her disc on

(01:03:31):
one public school, but he's seen Jurassic Park, and that's
all We need. The spiral beats and we take the
frog bets and we put them in the missing bets
of what could go wrong. Life will find a way.
She was working at King's College in London. She produced
a famous photo called Photo fifty one, which captured for
the first time ever that the DNA was in a
spiral form Without her consent, that photograph was shown to

(01:03:52):
a male colleague by shown by a male colleague to
James Watson and Francis Kratt, who were like, that's amazing
and built them model of the double helix, and they
published their findings in Nature and nineteen fifty three and
guess what, the sons of bitches won a Nobel Prize
get down.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
No, did she get a monsthumous one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
She died at the age of thirty seven, so they
didn't get it till after she had died. But she
did the groundbreaking work. She took the photo and everything,
and she died of cancer at thirty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
That's not fair.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Decades later she's been recognized, but at the time they
got it. And if you ever read about if you
ever read about Krick and Watson, Watson and Craik, who
discovered that her name very rarely gets mentioned, and even
I looked up photo fifty one and it gave all
the credit to the males who worked under her, even
though she took the photo clients, and then he showed

(01:04:48):
it to these other two dudes who were like brilliant. Yeah,
so decades later it's been recognized. Without her position and patience,
we wouldn't have DNA like fingerprinting, like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
You know, NA invented it and found it. Excuse me, excuse.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Me, little woman have just saying that without here, we
wouldn't have it. I'm saying, well, we would just photo
and you wouldn't have your you wouldn't have your ancestory,
dot com up dating love. Yeah, I know, gene editing
to try to get read of genetic disorders, and we
wouldn't have m r in A vaccines, which I'm a

(01:05:23):
few of this. That's very small percentage of people listening
probably think that's good. I'm just gonna log in and
see how white me too?

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Did I get any browner?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
It's all thanks to Rosalind Franklin. Wow that we can
log onto?

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Can I get I'll say it's Sleigh queen. You know
what I mean. Yes, we have no choice but to
stand our slave slave DNA queen, late.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
DNA Rosalind Franklin.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
No, I'm still very white.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Okay, DNA, No Danish has gone. There's a shover my goodness.
This is really a Danish a tooth factor authentication. I
wonder what female invent to tooth factor authentication and it
just had a male swooping and still, yeah, classics.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
I've still got my Maori and Hawaiian. That's still in
the rocking at a twenty percent.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
I'm very white anyway, I'm very white.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Monster in Ireland two percent.

Speaker 11 (01:06:18):
That's new.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
That's fun. Now, that's the good part.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Here is a pub called the Monster in and I've
always felt so drawn to it. I thought it was
because they rocked a good happy hour.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
But a delicious screamy pops my my, maybe that my
ancestors have been calling me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
So Today's fact the day and the first in the
Matilda Effect week and short us tomorrow for a lovelace day.
As Rosalind Franklin took the first of a photo of DNA,
revealing that it was a double helox and had two
men steal her credit.

Speaker 11 (01:06:46):
Fact of the day, Day Day Day, Day, Do do
do Do Do?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Do Do Do Do? Play Fletchborne and Haley play z
ms Fletchborn and Ink stolen and car backed into and
not left a note. I was gonna talk about this
last week, but I realized I hadn't told Derek I'm

(01:07:18):
northm before that the ranger that they've kindly given to
me is a Ford ambassador had been backed into.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
So I thought I better tell him yeah, do you
even know where side did this?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
This is the thing I usually I leave my house,
I come to work, I leave my work, I go
to my house. That's me, baby. Maybe a foray to
the gym. Yeah, huh huh, you reckon. It could be
the outside of the gym. Had the gym. It's one
way street, so you park on both sides of the road. Yes,

(01:07:50):
And because the dent is on the passenger side behind
the door. Yeah. Anyway, So I came to work, I
went to Newmarket Mall, I went to lunch. I didn't
go home until I went to a whole bunch of
places and I picked my daughter up from school, and
then I poke my other daughter up from school, and
then we went to the Lush Christmas event and I

(01:08:11):
parked on the side of the road. I parked on
the side of the road multiple times. So he's out
out the day. I'm out and about. I'm a busy boy.
And then I get home and I said, because it's
a hybrid, this yute. Oh yeah, it's a hybrid. You
plug it in at night and very feel efficient. So
I got home and I said to the girls, can
you plug it in because it's still a novelty. So
they're like doing so about can you plug it? And

(01:08:32):
they were like plugging your sould your last die? Yeah, yeah,
it's given millennial.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah yeah, don't talk to me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
So I said can you plug it in? And they said, oh,
what happened here?

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
And I was like, what do you mean? What happened here?

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
And there was a dent on and it's a doozy yeah,
and it's high, like it's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Got van energy yeah, or another ute. Yeah, but so
someone knows I've hate you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Yeah, it's the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Sort of dentt that you don't know, you wouldn't do
it without suddenly stopping. Yeah. Or the noise isn't that
a thing you often like don't associate with when something
happens in your car The noise, oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
God, rear ended.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Yes, and you're like, yeah, that sound. I've never been
in a car wreck, but I'd imagine it'd be very noisy. Yeah,
be horrible, very noisy, very traumatizing.

Speaker 13 (01:09:21):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Okay, So have you ever in your life born backed
into somebody like reversing out of a car parking lot
or whatever and accidentally dinged the car and then left
without saying anything.

Speaker 8 (01:09:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
I always do drink my own cars. You were in
the car and my old hound record got that thing
that the miles when I backed into that low bollard,
that's right, I didn't see it there, Yeah you did.
It was a very low, dumb place for remark and
I backed into that. But no, I don't think so.
I don't think I've ever done a donn a smash
and dash.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
I haven't, but I've been smashed and dashed. Yes, I
actually we're talking about cars, not what you did. Sorry,
just joined in the conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I know. Do I need to pull up the sprowl
on the prow Sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:10:07):
I can now along the prown he sprowl on the prowl.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
She's got a U t I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Anyway, I got smashed and edgy dashed sprowl on the proud.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
But this happened to me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
A green.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Rubbish truck hit me and smashed in the side of
me old master. And this is when I was working
at Jonathan Ben. Nicest guys in comedy now they in
terms of partnerships right in the radio and entertainment would
say the nicest ones. But so they smashed into me
and then did a drive off. But someone in a

(01:10:48):
cafe left a note of my window saying I saw it,
here's the number. Play is the company amazing? And then
I got to ring up and be like they hit me,
and they're like in.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
A company, because that's what that's what some people do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
They'll get out and just leave a note, but on
the note is like nothing or they're just like so scribble, scribble, scribble,
put it under your wipers. So people are like, oh,
that's nice, the right thing. But then they take off.
And this is what we want to ask this morning.
I went hundred dolls at him, nine six, nine six.
Now do you think we take both sides of the story. Yes,
the people that have accidentally backed into a car and

(01:11:24):
there's going to be too many people ringing and be like, yeah,
I did dish to somebody else's car and then just
took off. I reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
People will admit that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Yeah, I think so, because if you did that right,
you're in your dung a car and you had someone's
like posh ranger, you hybrid ranger.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Yeah, you you're just gonna be like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
What I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
That's what I thought. Yeah, I dun a dung a
van or dung or something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
And they were just like I can't afford to pay
for their yeah insurance, exactly, you don't have a waffy Yeah, okay,
well I went hundred dolls at him. Let's take the
stories from both sides. If people want to admit it,
I want a hundred dolls at him. Nine six nine six.
Either have you smashed and dashed? Or have you had
a smash masson dash backed into it? Presumptuous? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Oh you could have been what if something iosed it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Somebody just messaged me saying I thought I got back
into when I got the security came for or where
it was, and it was like a runaway trolley.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Trolley, too high trolley, too trolley.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Bloody anything.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
So we're taking stories from both sides. Have you done this?

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Have you dendered the car and not and not left
to know? Or have you just been the victim of
a smash and dash some of what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (01:12:30):
So this is like a confession to me because I've
only ever told my one person.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Okay, now I'll just tell all the New Zealand.

Speaker 15 (01:12:36):
Yeah, I'll just tell you right now. This is great,
Get it off my chest.

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
So I was sixteen and I'd been kicked out.

Speaker 15 (01:12:42):
I like had no money and I was my job was.
I was like a mention, please to go around the
stip market. So the shelves rested and brands inte. Well, look,
I had to make money, man, I met.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
I believe you. I'm just saying it's amazing. I trusted
you at sixteen. But you were out there doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Were you a bit naughty?

Speaker 11 (01:13:05):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:13:05):
I didn't think so bad. Look maybe I was.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Okay, okay, so you're in the car, so yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:13:13):
I had just been in and I've done the job.
I was going give my car and it was so
wendy and I like opened my door and I swear
the biggest gust of wind just opened my door right
up for me and just smashed it so hard into
the car. I'd like a new beetle, but it was
the doors.

Speaker 13 (01:13:31):
Are really heavy and honestly, the sound it made, and
I was like, oh my god, and I literally was
looking around real suddenly no one but I don't think
anyone saw it.

Speaker 15 (01:13:43):
And I was like, I can't pay for this. I
have no money, so literally, and I felt so bad,
but I think I've been cursed now because honestly, every
car I get, I get people open their door into
me a little.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Yep, it's calm up a chamelion.

Speaker 15 (01:14:01):
So now I'm like, maybe that I've confessed this to
the whole of New Zealand, it will released get into heaven.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
So karma Sheriff. As a karma sheriff, I am hereby
warranted to relieve you of your karma. So thank you
for the owner. Are now free, no more for you,
Good luck summer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Anonymous joints this Anonymous, what happened?

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
I haven't actually told my partner this either. I actually
backed into a wall and so I didn't want to
admit it. So I quickly drove off and then did
a couple of loops and came back and told my
partner that someone had hit me a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Of loopy loose Anonymous. Wow, Oh that's so funny. And
you haven't ever told him the truth.

Speaker 9 (01:14:50):
No, I have a feeling made. I'm just not willing
to bring it up in confirmation.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
How hard did you hit the wall?

Speaker 9 (01:14:59):
It was like a corner brick wall that we used
to like back our car into, so it was like
a perfect like V in the middle of the back
of the bumper.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Oh okay, yeah right, and he knows. He probably knew
because it was scraping the paint off the brick wall.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, not of a thank you. People were seeing,
people were admitting it that they were on the wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Many years ago, I was driving my Toyota Surf great truck.
Yeah yeah, great truck, and I got swiped by a
bus as it was turning right. It's back left corner,
scraped all along the right hand side of my truck.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Didn't stop. What didn't stop? That no way bus?

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
You'd hear maybe or maybe they just sometimes you see
a long bus and he starts turning and you're like,
my king, you've not taken this corner white, and yeah,
yeah it's a scale. Yeah. I had a BMW that
just the tease. I owned up, gave my number. I
got called by insurance to pay eight hundred and forty
dollars to cover the repairs.

Speaker 8 (01:15:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
See, you do the right thing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Yeah, yep. I got back into the bayfer car park
and they left me a number, but it wasn't the
correct number. So to whoever saw it, they were doing
the right thing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Oh that's that's low.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
So whoever saw it. It looked like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Like risky when there's security cameras around.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Yeah, oh yeah, I would never Someone now said I
just smash and left my number, but they never called me.
It haunts me to this day. Thing I may have
made my number wrong because I was in such a panic.
Yeap or I was. It was eligible.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
I'm sorry about it all. They were just like, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Yeah, maybe they had.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
A crush on you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Filling up at a bomb filling up at a Bombay
Petro station at the start of a long solo trip.
I reversed into a Harley Davidson. It's not what you
need on holiday and India got out no bomb sweat
Bombay in Auckland. Hon Oh sorry, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
You know, keep your texts coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
I finished the story about the Masala mob member that
came up to them have a check, got out how
to look the game member was smoking the city and
drinking a woodstock and the servo no damage, just kissed
the leather baggers all jeer about it. Oh sweet, gave
me a month away as I left.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Chir see see you later. Actually I don't have to
stop you there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
That's copyrighted very good friend of mine. She's already sued
me twice, so if you could maybe get her to
drop her litigious action, that would be great. To tell
her I'll review her five stars. Yeah, if she does
the same for this pot.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Yeah, and then she tells all her friends and if
you're listening, maybe give it give it five stars as well.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
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