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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the CDM podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for Fletch Haley's beg pod thanks to animates
making happy Cabin for pets. Good morning, Happy Wednesday. Welcome
to the show Fletchvaorn and Haley.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I was driving in this morning, listening to the replay
of yesterdays show.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I was laughing out louder Let's Fletch for and Haley.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
I was some some critiquing, were you.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, I drove my parents' car and because they're back
next week and it's been sitting dead on the road,
so I was I got to start driving this thing yep,
and it was on z idiom and I thought, absolutely well.
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to play radio's newest cash primo.
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I am a bit worried, though warm, because yesterday when
you transferred the money to Jessica, you had twelve dollars.
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In your bank account. You gave her ten of them.
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So we're doing a little transferred from the savings savings.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
What a hilarious notion. Savings. Um, I real, You're got
to figure it out.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Are we good to go though?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Today?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Quarter past eight?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Do you need dipping into the I'll be dipping into
the anonymous limited texts. Oh god, okay, so you're stealing
from your tax account to pay That's how much I
love this country, and I love the show and I
love the game. You're single handedly going to get this
economy back on track.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I am I yep.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
The top sex is just a couple of minutes away.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Today.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It is a van driving down the country with bees
in it. Now I feel sorry for the bees because
why because they got in somewhere and they're going to
get out somewhere else. It's like when you get a
fly trapped in your car and then you open the
draw and it flies out.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
It must just be like where the here? Where's my family?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I wasn't Wellington. Now I'm I got to start my
whole life over.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Get a new.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Local, cause you'd have to find a new fly wife.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, but new fly.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Wifely ask with a good local. Dead rotting animals aren't
a lay your babies in. But anyway, the bees are
going down the country in a van. It's like help
out bee populations. It's to promote bees and I'm guessing
Volkswagen's electric vans right.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Okay, there we go?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Wait, have we opened a backdoor into a sponsor here. Yeah,
an unapproved sponsor and unapproved sponsor.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay, but good news.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
We're all getting on Volkswagen beetles, those ones of vases
and them that they released in the early two thousands.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
You're a Toyota ambassador.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Ford Fordassador, a Ford bess.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Now what now we're getting a volts Parken. We're getting
fletched on big Volkswagen. We all need car sponsorship. Yah, yeah,
we're all going to go for.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'll be okay with a bicycle. I'm not paying for
parking every night on the street.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
He needs to buy sponsorship.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Adolf Hitler himself did not go out on a limb
to start a car company.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
But he didn't have to pay for in a city
parking every night.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
If adult had to pay for in the city parking,
World War II would have started a lot. Really just
started with the council.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
From there.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, I got the top sex bit in the games
and Polly the Pollinator, come on when you come to
us with some better names next on the show. Though,
we've had a brand rebrand. Yeah, And I tell you what,
I've got a bone to pick with all of these
companies that do this play zs Fleabne and Haley, Tay McCrae,
Temper tad On, zid M, Fleavahn and Haley.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
It's seven past six.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Weld news is out that Apple TV Plus will now
be called Apple TV after it was called Apple TV
and then went to Apple TV Plus and now is
Apple TV. And it follows, it follows a long line
of it seems like every streaming service except Netflix, who
(03:42):
just who have just Netflix?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Netflix?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Were Netflix when they would post you dvd yes, and
then you would post them back in America that they
still post tvds.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I feel like they still do, still.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Done Fatso Fat Yes, that's I still have a Fatso DVD.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
H never returned what movie? I can't remember what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I saw it the other day when I said fifty
first dates that sort of like mid two thousands.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It was since City two. Oh okay, I didn't know it.
How to seek weel?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Was it since they two? Something like that?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
But they've never chanced you for that return that at
the time, right, but then they what went come?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Did they just end business?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I guess with Netflix? Yeah being so popular.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, Well, Apple TV Plus will now be Apple TV
and Max HBO Max, recently HBO they were HBO Max,
they were something else. Then they went back basically to
the start again. Yeah, not that it really Most people
here wouldn't have noticed because we don't care. On TV
and Z did the so marmam TV and Z plus
(04:47):
and plus. But then do you reckon? They all go
back to on demand just TV and z TV.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
TV. The TV is already in the TV.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
But why can none of these places make up their mind?
The Naming Convention was established a signal paid services by
brands whose content is typically consumed by users for free.
The plus, they're not in this something extra, something worth
paying for. But I don't know if that's the case, right.
But then there's also our Prime, Amazon Prime, or it
was Amazon and then it was Prime.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
The Amazon Prime was so confusing because then it was
Prime Video and.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They moved away from Amazon, but they were deffinitely Prime.
And we always had that TV station called Prime on Sky,
which had nothing to do with it Young in the news,
the News first five, and old British programming.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Mostly it was just old British stuff. After that, I.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Don't have it's Prime Video and now it's Prime Video.
And when we get the leasis from them. It's like,
don't say Amazon, but.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
It's your Amazon logo. Correct. No, let's just.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
All just let's just keep it simple everyone, it's.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
All dump it into one. What you then on what
streaming service? Accesses of a streaming series? O? You shs
one in Prime Video? Not Amazon, but Amazon.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
They have Apple stuff in there if you use yeah, yeah,
you can link your account right or pay extra?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
And does that make that Prime Video Apple?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Plus? This makes me want to.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
And they'll go which is also a flavor of snapple, Yeah,
which is a fruit juice.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
But you've got to use your Amazon logan for the snap.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You've got to put your logan details onto the letter
and then you open it and then there's a question underneath.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It's making me want to steal a DVD and a car.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
To shelves of DVDs so we don't fin actually.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Go to Marinsville this week and I could pop into
the video shops still going and apparently like the blue
one video united whoa World on my term?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Now, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Nodded vity you whoa you got the world on video?
I mean that's good market it's good marketing. We still
know the jingle now, what how much is the new release?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
And don't you release? You got to do it back
the next day.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I laughed and I parked up and I laughed in
and out, in and out, and yeah, it's all those
old mat farmers that don't have the Internet.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, or too scared because they're listening to it. They're listening.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
If I'm watching port it's the old fashioned way on
a actress.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Plaz it ms Fledgeborn and Hailey from.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
The unmoderated comment section. This is the top six.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You didn't hear the part where I was yelling at
you over the last like fifteen seconds of that song.
I need another song, I need another song. I had
finished the song. Songs now like Sabrina companies When Did
You Get Hot?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Are now two minutes sixteen.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's very hard for us in the radio industry to
go to the toilet make copies and the ads and
the ads used to be not long enough to go
to the toilet. You had to wait for a decent
length song for four minutes. So it's just not it
doesn't happen.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Pooping on this show. No time to write a.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Top sex it turns out, So i'd see how well Vaughn.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Does on the fly improv Yeah, can I have a
holiday destination and a household appliance?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Well, there's a van going with We've had a sneaky
We've had a sneaky penetration. Peditration client penetration was a
pr agency. Yeah, it is actually quite a cool idea.
I look at the inside of it. It's very well
fitted out. But there's a if you get a driven
driven car guy dot cut it in. Man, it's not
even driven. It's not even the company's one.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
It's not over thing.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is it not the company's one? I thought it was
the company's one. Companies one driven car guy.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah, that's us.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That's all those nice cars are parked down by our
cars sometimes driven why.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
They've gone and done an apple? They would have been driven.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
People weren't getting it.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
They didn't understand me understand what driven was.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
They thought it was motivation driven around. Yeah, are you
driven in your life? Okay?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It was a motivational company.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So an electric Volkswagen ID buzz van. It's kind of cute.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
It looks like the mystery machine from Scooby Doo.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh yeah, roll but instead of in the back having
you know, let's face it, two extreme hotties at the
other end of the traditional hot nerd hot scale. Yeah,
a guy wearing a cravat, a huge stoner and a
dog that talks and a bunch of definitely cravat guys
are Yeah, we're with Daphne.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
But she looked completely unsexually satisfied. She was a beard.
She was a beard.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, and Valma was the real undercover hotty.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, jinkies shankies.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
But it's an electric van and it's going up and
down the country and it's got two bee hives in
the back and it's actually it's quite cool. It's fit
it out with those lights that are like heicksagonal. I
thought you see people popping them up on the wall
and you can add the car and stuff anyway. Now,
so obviously it's a publicity stunt. But what do they do.
What do the bees do? Obviously just do the But
(10:14):
then there's.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
A little like hole on the side that opens up
and the bees can get in and out of it.
How confusing for a bee?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Yeah, they go in.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
So I don't know if we want Volkswagen training bees
to just start going into cars.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
And are they.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Clicking them back on like They're like, okay, stop making
the bees out.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
They let the bees out? Are they doing a click
when one too? Yeah? Counting how many bees? How many
are in my bees at the moment? Are buzz? Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Would your bees just let another bee into their high
That's why I'm a bit confused by this, because I
thought they were all not territorial but community. They're very
queen centric. They stay with the queen, and the queen
births them all. Who's your queen?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Like, what do you mean, like my life, my queen?
What do I call? What is it beyond me? Is
it Sabrina, Sabrina Chapel.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's oh yeah, it's mother. It's Mother Chapel. Yea mother Chapel.
But you know what, we're thinking of creating a queen
cell so we can swarm and we will be following
Queen Sabrina.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Okay, mine's the originals. Brian May, Freddie Mercury, John Deacon
Taylor queens. Yeah, who's your queen?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Queen still Livesey out and John.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Not Latifa, So you actuate between second.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
But you know, ever since Q two pass, yeah, Queen
Latifa has dropped to two.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Okay, Queen Elizabeth two.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we need, some queen. It's supposed
to gonna be time to come up with number one,
but it simply hasn't. I might do that thing where
I throw it open to the text machine. If you've
got a funny name for the b Van, we're gonna
get no one about the sigma havn't literally five minutes
worn thirty five minutes probably fair actually probably have known
about it.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Forty five.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
We did have a good goths, so do we have
a good gods? Sat one big fact? Okay, okay, there's
some tixt is the fantastic You go do them? You
still take here of this these absolute this huckery five
that I've got, and then you swooping with the best one.
Nine sex nine sex. The top six better names for
the b Van than probably the pollinator. Okay, okay, number
(12:19):
sex on the list. The honey wagon. But you have
to say it like this.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
The honey wagon.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, it's creepy, my honey wagon creepy one and guys,
is it?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
It is?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Any guy over twenty five?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, maybe you want to come in my full electric
honey wagon. Yeah, there's approximately ten thousand bees in the back. Yeah,
and if they sit upon us, regardless of our level
of ellergy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I think we need to act. It's the honey wagon, Babe.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Number five on the list atally got a chill down
my spine, like that stop wocking us.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, maybe it's the honey dead stuff. What's that?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Bees can get through any gap. They happen to have
them sealed in the back there pretty quick? Will you
be driving along and the bees? Any dude? Bees can Okay,
So if I put a pin hole in the wall,
that's going to get through. Well remember that time they
got and signed my team of bee suit that's on
you body protected me suit was like it was like
(13:17):
chicken wire.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Remember when he put out the clubs, It was like,
I wonder if there's a genuine.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Liver No more than because they're four dollars mos, I'm
guessing no, But there isn't that the loophole genuinely that
doesn't even have to be leather because it's all hanging
in the word genuine. There's some loophole there, but the
only hole in it was like a tiny, tiny, tiny
hole with the zips met yeah, and the bees were
like let's get in here and sting them in the throat.
I got twenty three stings that day. I sat alive.
(13:42):
I haven't felt that alive since. You know what I'm
going to do this afternoon. Cot myself in honeyline front
of the bee again the honeyweent to get into my
honey number two, number number five made myself number five, number.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Five on the list of the tough sex.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Better names than the bee van, Bee tricks, the bee
Baroness Oh wow, number four on the last of the
top sex the names of the bee van giving homage
towards German ancestry.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Actually literally just stands for the bee wagon. Yeah, I've
got news on him in the German. Do you I've
got news on herm in the gym, right, but they
didn't someone take a note. Someone taking a note the German.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
I'm taking him into one. Just trust me.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I'm saying, German's got an Herman has an exact twin
out there. We need to we need to make an
approach for a purchase car.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
When it was literally gripping her here to how much
work it took organizing the German.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Oh my god, carlhen imagine the German Herman and Murhmann
the German producer produces krwhen and she and did do
a lot of the Hivy've.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Got Morgan and you guys ignore her su.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
My personal I wonder that Madden.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Was lovely to me, so you kind of saw it.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
That's mine, Okay, that's my prison and the German are
we saying, yes, Well.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Let's discuss later, and let's discuss top sex. Better names
of the Bevan and the piinator is honey, the honey Hoy,
the honey bumble. Okay, yeah, and I'm starting to run out, boy,
some listeners better have a good number one for us
and number two in the less of the top sex
bitter names, and the b Van is Gabriel the Garden Guardian.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I did at the show planning meeting say this was
a stupid.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah, your idea.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Top sex was the top six unseixty childhood sponsors. And
I was like, I'm only just digging myself out of
a couple of holes I put myself in with.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Some big plain clients.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
It would have been hilarious.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
There was an article about how child New Zealand childhoods
are full of like sponsors fast foods, you know, like
bad sponsors. Yeah, yeah, he wanted mend some imagine the.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Imagine the other suggestions.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, we've got Nova Nordics, key we kids translant. It
would have been brilliant, the Nova Nordics.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Isn't that?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Who does the fat jabs Nordics? You can't fat jab children.
You can't fab children. Top six ads you'd see on
Christmas Day that someone will grumble about was karmen.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Suggestion that I like that one?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I like that would have been the ull ship ship.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I didn't see you offer exactly. And mine's the best
idea because I didn't have one. Okay, number one on
the list of the top six better.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Names, I don't think I did.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
As given by the text machine, it's already in the
name VW Comb.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
In the top six.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
There's gotta give them something. Text to the wake sex
for right, text thanks to animates are making happy happen
for pets who got a little fifty dollars animates about
you for you?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Well, someone said beer varn the b Van. It's not
as good. I just go bad. As we've already.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Scanned the text machine, Vorn, I've picked the best one
you got.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Text of the week.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, and that is today's very average shit top.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Top play ms Fletch, Vorn and Taily.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Seventy days, seventeen hours, twenty eight minutes right now until
Christmas fun. I love Christmas well, I love Christmas turks.
One of my favorite things about Christmas is man turned
on its head. Yes, I love no advertising on Christmas.
It's so good, sit down, watch the TV. But like,
something's weird about this. The shows are only lasting for
(17:35):
twenty minutes. Yeah, they're just going and it goes to
ad breaks and it's like literally a primo for another
TV and Z show and then straight back into the show.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, so cute.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
You still watch TV.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
It's like a bit of a Christmas tradition in our house, right.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
We always watched the news, hit the Queen's message or
the King's message. Now hit that, and then there's always
some like movie on or something, and you just kind
of like lays about and watch TV after eating way
too much. Well, it's been announced, Yeah, there will now
be ads on Christmas, which is Christmas great.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
It is not so bad.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
But about a bizarre rule, wasn't it. It's like the
no alcohol thing on Easter.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
What are we doing? Yeah, we changed it at the
same time. I'm wondering if we're changing those dumb rules.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
We're not allowed to be a shop open on Easter, Like,
oh my god, how your employees the public holiday if
they want to work it. I mean it is good
that some places just get it dfe regardless, but like
gardeness cinders and stuff.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
No one's that in this country.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Stupid rules about like you've got to have a mane
for each drink.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
It's no.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I want to have three drinks per entree. Give me
the money bags and a box of wine.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I'll take one samosa, yeah, create and beer.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
So they haven't changed that. I don't think so. I
don't think so.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
We're also in Australia.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
It's different, Like it's different everywhere a lot of people
are stripping back on that stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
So I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Sunday mornings were also a no ad zone for TV.
Yeah yeah, is it for is it for church?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Is it for Jason?
Speaker 5 (19:12):
I think it's for Jesus.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Jesus loved commercialism. Jesus he knew where he.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Was going to get this season's cheapest toga and Roman
sandals and yeah, advertisement and a knife sharpener.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah on televis but literally cut through a leather sandal. Yeah, yeah,
how would he know that his sandal? Yeah, he doesn't
want to cut He'll cut through his old peer. Yeah,
but he won't cut through his new peer.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
But yeah, they run the you're going to be able
to I guess it's still just gonna be boxing our salves.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
It's oh yeah on Christmas Day?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, yeah, mind you they start before Christmas now and
again like.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Who's watched, Like, go out and go and talk to
your family.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, exactly, go out and don't see how your auntie
is doing.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, play with your new toy. You don't get batteries.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Don't worry, you're gonna get Grandad's racist opinion. Whether you're
watching Team.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Roo it ems Fletch Vorn and Haley plays it MS
Fletch one and Haley Haley.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Silly little pool set it is so silly, silly, silly,
that silly little pool, silly pottle silly.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I've had about a goddamn guts full.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Of my generation being teased.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Leave us alone, by the way, also, by the way,
us up across millennials, we came about our moments.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Do you mean.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Millennials or are you just millennials?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I want to bring my soul from that.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I'm a pioneering millennial. I lead the charge. I'm right
up there.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
It's mac bang.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
You're a general millennial.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well you I am admiral millennial. Okay, major millennial, major millennial.
Water land water.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I think we're floating yep, and the seas are rough.
The seas are rough. Get behind that.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
I want to be a special Forces.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
You can be millennial.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Okay, yeah, I want to do catering. You can be
catering millennial, classic, mid millennial.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
By the way, out of the hard work.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Now you've got to You've got to remember before you
start teasing us, Admiral millennials. We came up in the
time of when bullying was just like open slather, oh
got heav air, Like yeah, dude, we dropped our bombs,
We dropped f bombs.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
We weren't afraid to drop. Our language was terrible.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
So just be warned if you're going to tease us
gen Z's, we will straight up be able to make
you crying about thirty five and fire.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
We'll we won't hold. We'll call you fat. Yeah, we
might hate you as well. Wow, I'll call you fat,
and then we'll shove you. It will shove you into
a wall. We'll give you a shove. Yeah, we're like that,
we're suppressing it. If we're really.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Suppressing it, our parents treated us pretty poorly and got
inside our heads and terrible things to us.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
You don't know what we've got gone on. Oh yeah, yeah,
we all are in therapy and there's a reason we.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Will take you down in seconds.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
This one has really upset me though, Like I know
that they're like, oh, you can't wear a high rise
jeans anymore, and I might tell that to my muffin top.
But now coming for Black Active, where apparently Black Active
were as dead, we're not allowed to wear it anymore.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
I have call I.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Have mostly black, although I do have a blue I've
got a blue blue single it today for our side,
we're still doing a cycle class.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I can't cycle. I've got a burn on my face. Okay,
but I will be jimming. Here's my face to cycle, ye,
sweet horn. I thought it would have been more of
a thrush issue.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
The cycle. No no, no, I clopped it that.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
In one clock that she's on antibiotics, the thrush in
a rush knocking at the door.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Hey, it's thrash lit beard and I see absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Not today today. I'm gonna have to what am I
going to wear it? If I'm not allowed to wear black?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Color and flair shows everything shows insane sweat from black
that's black? Is black is best? That is why it's
going to go translucent?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Now? Is it? Is it?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Gen Z saying yeah, of course our gen Z's gen
Z's active wear.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Personally, I'm saying team black. Yeah, okay, now it's talking.
Welcome Shannon, you're you love your colors.
Speaker 10 (23:35):
I'm a colored girl.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
I like wear. You know that she's approaches. I'm a
colored girl. I didn't mean that.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Your white horn.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Color.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Do you remember that girl with the dreads that pretended
she was black?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
What happened to her? She dyed her skin and stuff
the tongue.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
I like to wear, love lots of bright colors and patterns.
I wear colored active wear, but I have one pair
of black leggings because they're also way more expensive. All
of my favorite active were brands. The black leggings are about.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
One hundred dollars. All of my rainbowy ones were like
twenty He want how to buy it?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
All of my non clearance I have like neon pink
almost glow, and the dark leggings.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Got the wrapped in neon pank.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You know, but I could challenge John Alomu to a
scrum of do you know.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
He wasn't in the scrums Hailey, But okay, I don't know.
Those thighs should have been.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
He was on the he was on the wing. Wasn't
he good?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
He was a monster? Yeah, shout out journal Omo.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah. Sometimes I just watched and you gave him a kidney,
didn't you did? It's crazy. I would have but I've
only got one, so I would have died, and I
would hear.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I would have died for Jonah. Actually, so sill a
little pole. We asked what we'll just move on from that.
I think what active were colored?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
You likely white woman who pretended she who identifies as black?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah? Black?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Eighty five percent of people like black at twelve percent
like bright colors, three percent like white or neutrals.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
White.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
No, you don't go white.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Bright colors are always on sale, so I can buy morses, paula.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Yeah. Backing up Marshannon's theory, there.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Caro says, bright yellow shorts, baby blue shorts, and a
coral bra. It's another colored listener there. Yeah, fun and happy.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
This white woman is called Martina Big, but she goes
by a Malaika and she.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
I'm still pretending she has.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Malika is my niece's name, and she is the blondest,
whitest child you'll live see.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, but she is moving to Africa because of her
deep connection to the people.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Okay, right, I don't think my niece is doing that
m Zarus.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Oh god, it's so much worse than I remember.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
She made her skin look Soudanese like she is. Really.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, I thought white would be so nice. I putched
an expensive white seat and then I wore it and
looked like a bluegle throwing into somewhere. I'll never have
to be out of that bad again. Yeah. I don't
think you warhead.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Then you might have looked Danny.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I'm telling you there's bullying built into us. If you're
born in the early eighties, it's just what we did.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
You're gonna walk past us and we'd be like blue.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Danny said, black like my soul and also doesn't show
sweat more broke black hide sweat until it dries salty,
but by that point, who cares?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
It Also hides blood and poop. I can speak from experience.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
If you're shitting while you're squatting, I reckon take some weight.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Off the bar.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah. Black love black pants or shorts, but colors on top,
or a black top where you can just see a
colorful sports.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Bra underneath its cecilia. You want to bet to wrap
it up. We were running over bright colors for running outside.
Black for the gym.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Vick, he said, you want to be seen by the cars.
Couldn't agree more like you said black always. That's like
I'm attending a funeral for my own fat. Yeah good,
that's goodbye later, Black for training, red for race day.
Read can psychologically increase your confidence and performance.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Balls.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You don't want to be charged by balls. That's actually
better make you run fast because the balls are chasing the.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Amount of time balls just wandered to the I was like,
there's another bloody ball at Liz.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Mills and Josh. Finally, Josh said white. So all the
thirsty gays can quench thine. First, the gays like white.
I know the gays are a huge fan of gray sweatpants.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Oh yeah, white, white. You see it gets where it
gets see through? Yea, maybe chest.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, okay, not white pants though, sure, No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
I was wearing the white pants. Are you fa silly?
Little plant?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Today?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We asked what color is you active? We're in eighty
five percent, and you were like, yeah, let's stick to.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Black, play z MS, Flesh One and Hailey.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Kylie Jinna is if she needed to be doing anything else.
So she's like a billionaire. Yeah, come, I just put
my feeder.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Yeah I would disappear.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah you got You've got your rich boyfriend, Timothy Shoe.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, she's very way richer than Timothy. Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
He's like, mummy, can I have some Can I have
a little bit of play money? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Well, she's been cosmetics, she's done fashion, she's done reality TV,
and now she.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Has done music.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
She has popped up on Tira Jr's new track Fourth Strike.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Have a listen. It's Kylie Jenner. So she's featuring said
bang bang, She's singing. This is her singing this bit
a little bit that is going like this.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Can I just say it's no Paris Hilton starts are blind.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I do what is even though the stars.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Because that's also that we're going to talk about a
reality or a celebrity that that Kilder the Spears.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
And song Stars are blind. It would have been a
number and her of the.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Year the video as well for her rolling around in
the sand on an island.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah. By the way, this is going on
the playlist, This is going on.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Theyst we could play this for Friday flashback.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
You know, it's so good. It's a great song. It's
a great song.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
People are saying nylie'svoice because remember Cannie debut a voice
wind in the in the Kardashians. She opened up the
daughter to her daughter's room and said ras and shine
and everyone went like, my gosh, she's got vocals on
her now. Finally she's proven them rights.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Proven them right, She's proven.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
She's just proven them. It's flawless. It's a great song.
It just it just didn't get the charting it deserved.
We've got to hang out with the last So no, no,
we're gonna get into news. But let's be the chorus
guy sandspy.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh No, even though the Guds crazy, even though stairs
even show me Ray Love Baby plays ms Fletchborn and Haley,
I look to my to my if I were if
Haley was my North I look to my northwest. Yeah,
and I see her in the Germans, sitting in the studio.
(30:23):
Proud even He's a proud Alsatian slash German shepherd, ceramic figurine.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Life size league boy. He lost the leg. He lost
the leg barrowing journey to get here from Price to Aucklum.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah, you purchased him online.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
We used our lovely listeners to get him all the
way out the country.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
He's twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
He had quite adventure.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, and he said, we enjoy him every day we
greet him. Sometimes we put costumes on him.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah, we love them.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
And Clint have been putting bread, loads of bread on his.
He m bread. He's not underbread. He's under under bread
if they put it on.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Each side of the person, and so you're in bread.
We just love him.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
He's lovely.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
So imagine I'm opening up. I open up my my
very rarely opened up vorn in the girl's Facebook page inbox,
and I've got a message from Belinda. I said, this
guy looks familiar and sends me a photo of her
and the Germans.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Exact one off exact one, exact.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
One where exact twin I'm guessing they made a mold
of these things and then sold a million of them
in like the eighties.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Do you know what?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Not exact twin now that I'm looking at them in
the same This one who I have.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Already named Murrhman the German.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Of course he's his tongues out a bit more, okay,
but same vibe.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Can you send that picture to that?
Speaker 5 (31:50):
So where did she see this?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Someone said, where was this? She's given me the locale
of murmur in the German?
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Is he in a shop? Is he up for sale?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Ashburn and Dental Center they need a giant life sized dog.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Call back to christ which we go producer.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Because we have to ring Ashburn and Dental Center make
them an offer.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Then they refuse.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I don't know why we're Scottish refuse.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Now Producers Shannon and Carwhen work their arses off in
the organization of and our listeners on the organization of
getting Herman the German from Canterbury to Auckland.
Speaker 10 (32:30):
Yeah, it's a fun experience when the first person you
message in the morning and the last person you message
at night isn't your partner and it's infectlessness.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Yeah, I've got Herman. You want to see what he
did today.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
I would say my camera role has maybe a thousand
photos of Herman.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Do you think that we could, like if we are
going to get this which.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
We are, sorry, which you kind of? I mean he's
gotten owner, you know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
We can't just got a price, can can we can
Chen and I be treated to a trip to christ
Church like a SPA day to go grab him ourselves.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Well, we we've got to talk money.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
We paid twelve hundred dollars for him, and I think
honestly that was a bargain a steel and the amount
of joy that he's brought we girl master, the joy
pays off how happy.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
We've been since he arrived.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
So if we could get it for the same price,
including the girls other things?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
In this photo, I can see that Ashburton Dendercy sends
to be rocking a ground based fan heater for heating
in the waiting room. Right, what if we're like, we'll
get you a nice heater.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
Also, this room is so confusing, like is it just
an empty room with a statue in it?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yeah, it's paid truth? Is that truth?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
That's a trim Okay, it's not.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
We don't know their color scheme.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
It might be the logo could be you're insulting the
color scheme and then you're wanting to buy must be nice.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
It looks more like a bit clinic.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
It does look like a plant, but I feel I
thought that that might have just been the dog doing
the heavy lifting.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Okay, so let's practice our approach. Should we start with
an email?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
We also don't have any money just to buy.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
That's definitely out because of Vaughn's bloody give them a
free jingle. We could just advertising and dental center. Get
your gums checked and make sure they don't bleed.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Your dogs for free? Can we have your dogs?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Used to have a reception and then they gave it
to their favorite people on the radio?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Do they have weird seeing Herman with four legs? It's
not right because you look at the cheese painting, he
looks a little bit different.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
They would all be painted though, after they were molded,
so maybe each paint jobs slightly different.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Which one's paternal or fraternal have the same peanole area
as Herman.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Plays it. Ms Fletchforn and Haley.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Hamilton is Moven. This is where you belong. You guys
are from Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It was where that they advertised Hamilton to us when
we lived in Hamilton. What there was a jingle, There
was a jingle Hamilton came is where you belong? Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
I feel like the Wellington jingle was just the Breeze
theme song.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
We had one of those something every time we talk
about the Breeze jingle and the we let everyone know
these treacherous sons a bitch has just changed the jingle
to whatever city they were.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Did a famous expo on that one.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, yeah, Garden City, River City City, your sales rum.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Harvest City was a crest Garden City.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
They're lying to all of you. Yeah, yeah, Boycott.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Student shiit Oh, you're a friend of.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Burning couches. You're a friend of. That was Dunedin.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, and your cousin, you're a friend. That was the
West Coast. You've got new teeth, you're a friend of.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
That was New Plumouth. Boy who you smell like eggs?
You're a friend of.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
That was.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
That's hawks By Yeah, old Christian Lady.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
That was todd On. They had one for everywhere.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
They just played me. I thought it was Wellington exclusive.
That shook my childhood.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Liars so I can tell you great news for Hamilton.
We're on the list of the world's most affordable cities
deliver in cheapest cities.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Okay, what is this list?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
So this it was compelled by compiled by CIA Stats.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
That's been continents and it was like, what where are.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
You getting the best bang for your buck when it
comes to cultural experience? Its is like Metropolis is living
conditions like vibrancy and everything. And then they made a
list of destinations that are affordable to live in but
also fun and Okay, because I saw between two beers
the podcast, because Hamilton. Yeah, that Hamilton lads their ambassadors
(37:19):
and they have have welcome ambassadors.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
I want to be ambassador, but for like freedom farms,
you know, Christmas ham You're just like shaved packet ham Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I can be both. Yeah, it's called ham hand bassis. Yeah, yeah,
ham Ambassadors. Hamilton, New Zealand came in fourth on the list.
It's fantastic. Other cities on the list. I'll start at
the bottom and worked my way up.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
And you two have.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Traveled significantly more than I can say if you've been
there on Okay, Valencia, Spain, yes, lovely, Yeah, is cheap though,
like I feel like everywhere in Europe it is expensive now.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
But maybe once you live there and you live low yeah,
because it is the cheapest cities to the live.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Split in Croatia, Yeah, beautiful split?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Is that how split?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Split?
Speaker 4 (38:06):
That's written?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Written? As I read it as it's written Bangkok, Thailand.
I want to get into the Bangkok flow. I could
imasure it could be quite a cheap one. I am
guarant I'm going to live in Bangkok one day. It's
my favorite city in the week. You're so lucky you
can do that because if a guy lives in Bangkok
himself had sad.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yeah, a couple of old white boys go to Bangkok.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Jesus Christ Yeah yeah yeah, an archetype, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
I'm just like fun and fancy free, you know.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Yeah, she's out there.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
But I'm just saying, I don't know if I'm quite
getting across why I would live in Bangkok.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Lady boys and the next on the list. It was clear.
That was clear from you want to tell about your stroke,
I can't tell. I just wanted to surprise every time.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
If pants, I just wanted I just want to cheap electronics.
But okay, like street pat what's got so many portable haunts,
which one shall I.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
But also a little bit lady.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
So then there's O Sarsas City in Mexico so pretty,
Mumbai and India, Mexico City, Mexican Median Colombia beautiful, and
Kuala Lumpa and Malaysia and Istanbul and Turkey. Yeah herectly
On and Lobul in Greece named after Hercules, Hanoi and
(39:30):
Vietnam is amazing, Hamilton, Cibu and the Philippines. Oh yeah, Cape.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Town in South Africa from from Janisburg. I don't want
to go into Cape Town. Our friends from Cape Town,
I'm your friends. Yeah, and you're from Cape Town. Yeah,
I'm from but somehow we still get along.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
And I love.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
And Barti in Italy, b a Ri in Italy number one,
number one the list for cheapest. Yeah, okay, cheaper supposedest
to live, buddy.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
It sounds so it's just itly it is Croatia.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, it's like straight in the line across from Albania.
You know how Italy looks like a boot with a heel.
It's at the top of the heels, at the top. Yeah, okay,
top of the heel lovely, so great news to Hamilton greatness.
I mean when you read out that list of like
amazing and.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
It's gonna be weird people.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
I've imagined there's a radio session right now in Bangkok, Thailand. Yeah,
but I'm talking about how when you come to Hamilton,
New Zealand, the lady boys are very plays.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Fletchborn and Haley play zims Fletchborne and Hailey.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Now in a week's time, we Fletch and I have
put together a little getaway as genuine friends. It felt
miss serious as we all want to do we want
to do, and we decided, I'll say there were a
few bloody margaritas on board. We decided that we were
going to whisk Vaughn away on a friendship holiday and
(41:12):
that we were going to give them any information about
the trip.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yes, we were going to tell them where we were going.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
I love surprises, me too.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
I do not love surprises. I love surprises. You don't
like being.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Surprised, Well, I don't like it when it's on me
because I like the control. I'm a control freak. And
also Vaughn's probably booked something. Yeah have it'll have like
it'll beort bit it'll have a Yeah. All I'm saying
is this, two big beers in one room. Surely we
can make this.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Work like two beds, three breads, and.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I would bring your own color. We'll push two big
beers together. We have one big bed. Yeah, you know
that was one of one of my favorite lads weekends
away where we booked one hotel room and push the
beds together and four of us slept in one big bed.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
But I don't think we're one big bed. Friends were
just too.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Different, but very exciting. And I do love surprises. I
love pulling off the surprise. I love when they don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yes, and I have not wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
I'm very I like sitting in the surprise of not
knowing because it's it's very flattering, it's very lovely. Yeah,
we thought it's just been a ship year for the
Old Smithy, so we're just going to do something nice
and get away from it all.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yes, but the nature of the trip requires that we
need some information from you.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
We need to extract some personal information. So maybe there
may be a waiver or two to sign. That's all
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Yeah, So I'm just going to start with some of
that I am coming back with both kidneys. Do you
feel like you need them? Is one of the questions. Oh,
you're doing it right on one?
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Is she she's currently the most immediately riddled out of
all of us.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Okay, so I've got a longer list here, but we're
just I'm just going to check some of these off
on ere Okay, okay, just to get us started.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Okay, do you have any criminal convictions?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
No, I haven't even used my diversion, my diversion for murder. Same.
Don't pass me off as what I'm saying, because I
got my diversion of the Yeah, yeah, I was going
to use that would be a good phone on topic.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
What if you what did you use your diversion of it?
Will all just be drink driver driver, That'll be shenanigans
as well.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah, okay, that's a no. In the last ninety days,
if you come into contact with any unvaccinated wildlife, this
could be a dock issue.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
No, No, all my animals are all up to date
with their jabs and their drinks.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Do you have a current passport? So, do you have
a current passport? That's a year not saying we need
I've sent you a picture of it.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yes, please don't sell it to Also yeah, he thinks
he well obviously not no no, but also, please don't
feel like you're going overseas just because we're asking for
your passport.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
No. No. There's a number of questions.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Trip playlist, which kind of says, this is my next question.
Have you contributed to the f e h Ready playlist?
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yes? I have.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
I've contributed multiple flesh multiple right yet. But it's on
the list. Okay, I've been doing a lot of other things.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Do you have a history of high blood pressure in
the family? Low blood pressure? If anything? This isn't.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Oh okay, DADDI a j heck at a ring.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
Dad's got the low blood pressure, he asked, a hecket,
can you heck it? I think the ounce is gonna
be no low blood pressure? Are you a smoker.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Only of the herb?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I don't know nothing because you you know this because
I can blow I can blow up water blurn only
of no one can blow bloater blood. I remember you
couldn't blow up those long clown balloons. Oh no, they're
too hard.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Party darts for there.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Okay, how many six partners have you had?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
That's not I've required on the on the list. I
don't know, Hailey, just wanted to ask him. I'm none
that's gonna play. Just play two thousands player assumed player
early early two thousands player.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Do you or have you ever suffered from vertigo?
Speaker 7 (45:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (45:14):
So you have, so maybe you put that actually literally
just had a spell before. Were you a boy scout?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
No, I never did scouts. You were neither a flag No,
but screws well, So a lot of these questions could
be just completely misleading you.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
To sign a safety waiver in the event of a fire.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
What during the fire? I reckon it should be too late,
so I sign it before the fire?
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Right? And which one of your girls is in charge
of your will?
Speaker 6 (45:47):
M D?
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Yeah, okay, those are just some of the questions. I've
got the information.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
You've got a lot more questions here to go through.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Yeah, there is a lot. I'm seen.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Because some of it's personal, I don't want you to
say on on the air, but we do need you
to be completely honest because the repercussions if you lie
about certain questions.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Could be prison time. Right, prison time?
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Okay, Because there was that time I was going and
a helicopter and they asked me my weight. I put
it and then I got there and they're like, just
jump on the scales and confirm the weight. And I
was like, oh fuck, I take off my boots and stuff.
He's like, well, are you wearing your bots on the helicopter?
Speaker 4 (46:22):
I said, years, don't take off all of my clothes.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Pleas plus fifty eight and was it.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
It was quite a bit more.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Play z M's fletchphone and Hailey.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
When you've broken someone else's things, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
It's the scary.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
It's the scariest thing about borrowing somebody something and something's
going to happen to it, and it's going to be like,
oh no, is this.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
Is this almost sort of foreshadowing because I'm borrowing Fletcher's
old phone because then needs to film some stuff today
and mine's shattered in pieces.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Honestly, you've got to get a case for your phone.
People that raw their phone that don't have a phone case.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
I shadded the lens because I raw dog the own
for too too long and too hard, too much.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
My my thinking of this is, if you lean someone something,
you to.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Give what you could could happily exactly, you've got to
be prepared for something to go wrong right, Like if
there was something.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
You give not quite not quite? You only give what
you're happy to have broken precious things? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
How hard is it to be asked to borrow something
and say I'm really not comfortable. I don't like, oh,
you've got to I own a lot of like tools
and stuff. I don't mind leading them to people. But
when like, like, can I borrow the chainstor? I'm like,
will you return it sharp? I am going to make
sure it's got Barlow? But are you not going to
put barlob? Hello?
Speaker 4 (47:47):
Can we get a bok? Order a vet next time?
I always buy my barlowe and five letter contain. Yeah,
having activities always get popped the shed.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
I would not I wouldn't put chains or barlow but
anywhere near my genital No, it's not that sort of load.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
There was a video on TikTok of a woman who
I will say is quite badly using this knife, but
she borrowed her friend's knife.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
To cut carrots in the flatmates sniff.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
And it just absolutely snaps you breaks it. It looks
like a nice knife.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
I think it was one of those flat mates. It's like,
don't use my good knives, you use your own knives.
Don't use my knives here.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
The one that's in the little sleeve.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yep, that's not to be used. The sheathed knife, the
sheath in a flat and be like, don't.
Speaker 5 (48:25):
Use this communal area, people always say.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
But also keep it in your bedroom and bedroom.
Speaker 10 (48:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, we want to know when you borrowed something and
you broke it, or you broke something that didn't.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Belong to you.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
I remember one of the first design addresses I ever bought,
and my best friend Jess was like, can I borrow
it for my birthday?
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Part?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
And I said absolutely? And it came back with a
big siggy burned throat.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
Oh that's the best thing about when they banned smoking
in bars. It wasn't It wasn't the fact that you
had to wash your clients every time you went out.
It was also that you didn't have siggiy bins from
people just timing around into you. Another positive I found
was the decrease in lung cancer from sancement.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Yeah, but that's how was it smoking inside?
Speaker 6 (49:16):
You know?
Speaker 5 (49:16):
Okay, I wait hundred dance at him and.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
You get a reminder of it when you go overseas
to countries that haven't banned this gram. Yeah, okay, I'll
wait a hundred danced him. We want to take your
calls now, tixster nine six nine sack.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
When did you break someone else's thing?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Broken something that you were borrowing, something that or something
that wasn't yours?
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yeah, because a woman borrowed her flipmates like nice knife.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
It wasn't a nice knife. It was a piece of junk.
Well clearly because she cut a carrot.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
And it snapped, snapped at the handle.
Speaker 10 (49:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
Yeah, so we want to know what you're broken from
a friends.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I remember my friend's favorite favorite book which was out
of print, and my puppy completely You just don't lean
something like that. But I put it off giving her
back for four years, constantly searching for one. Guess what
popped up on trading one day, purchased immediately gave that
back to her.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Hell yeah, I love that.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
There was your guilt for four years.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
Yeah, my favorite book that I always lend to people.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
If I see it in an op shop, I'll buy
it again and then I then just look as it
well without him by ken for it. But I have
like four different versions of it so I can give
it out and my version is untouched.
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Ah, if you see your favorite book or an op
shop for like two bucks.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
It's an interesting concept nude and it's pretty nerdy nerd.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
A rich old star wars over here.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
My mom and dad were celebrating their twenty fifth wedding
anniversary of the party, and I was the only daughter
who fitted mum's wedding dress.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Oh no, I don't know how I managed it, but
I got cherry dress. Why are we drinking cherry juice?
We shouldn't been drinking anything other than water or light
Long Island white? What is that white? Long Island long
wine whites? You're thinking longer? Nothing longer? Those trashy bottles
(51:06):
of pop. He does just trash loves it, love it
out of it? Sonya? What did you break in her
friends that you were borrowing?
Speaker 3 (51:23):
Borrowing?
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Let's turn that radio.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Down, turn it off, cheers mate, So I wrote, Oh no,
that's my worst nightmare is borrowing a friend's car and
you write it off or you crash? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Did that? Was it ensured? Sonya?
Speaker 10 (51:46):
It was? And it still wasn't even a spectacular crash.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
But and the trailer that we hired as well, Oh no, No, whosept.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
Was it Sonya, Was it yours or the another drivers?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
So there was no other vehicles in bold.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Screaming Sonya's fall.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Sonia's beach ball might have bounced out in front of Sonya.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, but you mow that beach ball down over the beach.
You don't stop the beach balls.
Speaker 4 (52:13):
A little bit of black eyes on a wall, that's
the beach ball of the South. Yeah and Sonya, thank you?
Speaker 5 (52:23):
Are some more messages.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
What did you break my friend's thirteenth nerf war was chaos,
Everyone blasting away boom three mir nerth bullets go straight
through a lamp shade that looked like it was made
of soft paper. Dead silence. Dad walked in. He noticed
I never confessed. I'm twenty three now. The lamps still broken,
still in use.
Speaker 4 (52:40):
I love this. My parents' toilet door was like that.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
My brother and I were fighting and I ran, slammed
the toilet door behind me, and he plowed into it,
broke the toile door. It remained broken as a reminder.
Speaker 4 (52:49):
Yes of your malaca.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, and the beating we got ye from breaking the door,
like they love, leaving broken around just so you remember.
Kick you tis coming in nine six nine six eight
hundred dials it in What did you break?
Speaker 5 (53:03):
So many messages We've had quite a few of the cars.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
I leaned out my car quite a bit, and you're.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Like, I'm so paranoid about this. I always ask am
I insure to drive this?
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Because I don't want to be dealing with that.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
You imagine crashing someone's car and they're like, oh, actually
it's only insured for me. Yeah, you're like, my sister
and I were having a playfight and I pushed her
and she went back through Dad's sliding garage door. Just
as they're thinking we were done, we were done for
an earthquake happened and we were like, it broke because
of the earth quake.
Speaker 4 (53:32):
Perfect, thank you.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
And so the appearance would have inadvertently committed fraud with
the EQ.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
Because that's funny.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Does somebody said, does account that my brother broke my
nose as an eight year old? It's not his nose
and he broke it. Yeah, yeah, okay, we'll take that story.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
Siblings. One of those old school.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
Rocking horses long and steal at the playground, only you
just got it fixed down and going stage at forty
one years old, I snored and everything, so it was
like my nose got smashed as an eight year old
and it just never recovered. At forty one of FECs
that I don't snore anymore, got a nose job at
the same time.
Speaker 4 (54:13):
Oh I do that.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
How many people do we know that went in for
a deviated septum and came out with a completely different shape?
Speaker 4 (54:18):
No four, throw my head.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
One of their mum's friends had these the little like
lumps on her eyelids and then like one.
Speaker 4 (54:25):
Of those yeahs, so shet, yeah, what is it? It's
just a little like lumpum.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
What is that? So what is that?
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Removing it at the time, little lifty, I'm gonna get
a little left.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
Get a little lifted, little lifted, seeking my rap name
as well, lift.
Speaker 4 (54:45):
Little lefty in the possible.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
Someone just wanted to remind me that I did break
Karen Walker's only Barbie doll.
Speaker 4 (54:52):
So you did? You did? Yes? That was genuinely I
mean funny ha ha, but genuinely like mortified.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Was that was so hilarious?
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Someone like the little milks milk spot Google under the eyes,
I know what those are like under the calcium things, Yeah, yeah,
skin things.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Get a little lifting, a little left. Why she came
out of sit looking pretty looked and they found one
in the other wasn't there? Yeah, yeah, he found and when.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
They when they pulled them out, somehow my hearing bro
crazy and it's perfect like hairline.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
Yeah, and my lips swelled and they just have not gone.
Nothing happened to my nose because it's perfection. My boobs
also swelled.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Yeah, and my calf for some reason, my calf muscles
are big now he does, he's always.
Speaker 4 (55:42):
I saw my little calf muscles and the I.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
Was like, so small.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
I do all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (55:48):
You want mine, don't you.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:51):
If I die, I will leave you my calf muscle.
Speaker 4 (55:53):
Yes, I will do that. It would be great. Yeah,
it would actually be great.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Probably leave you some text you do me, or some
junk or something. Okay, don't have my body. Well, I'm
hearing from everybody else. It's got a little eyelid lomp.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
Turned this into.
Speaker 7 (56:10):
So.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
Somebody said, also, you're forgetting Somebody broke Herman and that
didn't belong to them.
Speaker 4 (56:15):
Herman, the German and the mic dog.
Speaker 5 (56:18):
Yeah, I can't add to the list.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
I had an accident in my new boyfriend's carra so up,
saiding offer to help pay, but he said, that's why
these insurance. A week later he broke up with me
as who's disappointed that I wasn't paying part of the
five thousand dollars excess.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
Excuse me? We are twenty five driving a Ferrari. That's insane.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah, what did he not understand about my offer to pay? Also,
it was his fault. I had to drive his head
drunk too much. Sounds like to get out of it now,
then YE didn't deal with this. My friendly he borrow
my new electric has new electric standard to sand the
dick dick d d K. My friend borrow my brand
(56:58):
new electric center to sand.
Speaker 4 (56:59):
He used it so hard it melted, shees.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
But before he told me what happened, he'd replaced it
with a lesser model. Here's the rule, and replace it
with the same like for like like for like.
Speaker 1 (57:11):
You're not plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
MS.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
Fletchborn and Haley. Vaughn's ten dollars suburb.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
It's Rady's newest, hottest competition and cash is flying out
the door from Vaughan's personal banker from then.
Speaker 4 (57:35):
Now, this is how it works.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
We will randomly generate a suburb and if you're in
that suburb right now, you call us, prove you're there,
and you win the cash. Easy also the easiest radio competition. Yeah,
it's a randomly generated noise.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Here we go, Here we go. Okay, here we go.
Are we are in Fitzroy and New Plymouth today?
Speaker 2 (58:04):
That's a great if you're in Fitzroy in New Plymouth
right now. As are determined by the post New Zealand
post boundary yep, yeap and Google Maps. What's the postcode?
Does it say you need to call us right now?
I wait on hundred dancing him. There will be a
lot of people right now going to work through there.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
Yeah, they busy. Round two is the main over the bridge?
Go through there through that postcode? Is it just to
the sign? I tell you, I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
There's only one little stretch of it that's actually that's
actually of the of the main. It's okay, Well, if
you are in Fitzroy right now, I wait hundred dance
at him to win Vourn's ten dollars. Savage Shane, that
was quite good morning. Oh he's gone now he produces
(58:54):
may have may think he could have been in another
fitz Roy. There are a few Fitzroy's, but specific around
news Roy, New Plymouth, New Plymouth, fitz Roy and maybe
where after the Fitzroy Beach Holiday Park. Maybe you've got
a nine holes at the fitz Roy Golf Club's a
good little cafe for coffee at the surf club, because
you know the coastal walk goes along there. Maybe lu
(59:18):
Freedom Campsite doing a dump and a bush because you
said your work doing a dump on.
Speaker 4 (59:23):
The Good morning steff morning.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
Are you going? Good?
Speaker 4 (59:27):
Now? Whereabout to you and Fitzroy?
Speaker 7 (59:30):
Not actually directly in there, but I know where exactly
you guys are. Sorry, not there directly.
Speaker 4 (59:35):
You've got you there. You've got to be in the sway.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
Where are you right now?
Speaker 4 (59:43):
Very well? That's not what's your favorite thing about fitz Roy?
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Yeah's you had a break down ambassador for fitz Roy there, Yeah,
look the there are there are people calling through, but
I may not be for the right suburb. Let's got
a brand good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Are you in Fitzroy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Yes, I am Plumboth, Fitzroy and New Plumbouth. Correct, Okay, now, Brad,
we are going to put.
Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
You to the test. To get to know exactly where
you are as.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
People have tried to, you know, truck us before, Brad,
where about some Fitzroy?
Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Can you name it the street.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Painters?
Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
Painters? Do we have a number rapport that we can painters?
Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
D're any bullshit in US? Twenty five painters?
Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Okay, so you're you're outside there right now, painters.
Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Note that I can be in about one minute and wait,
God damn, where are you? Then I'm in the lounge.
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
You're in your lounge. So he's in his house and
he's living there.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Okay, well this is what do you mean? You You
can be at twenty five A in ten seconds, but
you're in your lounge.
Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
My wife not home, and I've got a two year
old four year old.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
You can't believe that I'm looking If you are indeed
at that address, you are in stranding you plumouth.
Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Oh on, no, Brad, Brad painters so affect fun fact
for you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
One side of painters is stranded and one side is
fit through, and I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
On the Troy side of painters. He sounds like he
knows what he's talking about. Read I'm just gonna that
because that seys the I kind of think he might
be onto something.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
You know, Brad, you could be doing that thing where
you know people you're stranded. Oh wow, Brad, you're in strandon.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
His whole life, he thought he was in Troy. But
you know, you like it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Literally is two houses behind you is the property boundary
line and the post code.
Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
I'm on the back house, not the not the front house.
Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Two houses on the are in different Also are we
fighting over tensal?
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Literally you're living living in you know, and you've got
one foot and today and one foot in yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
I'm going to show is exactly how close you are
to be.
Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
I don't refer to us as coworkers, we're friends.
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Look there. Oh wait, so this is the money. That's
the money. And yeah, it appears Brad, it appears you're
up to dump the back fence and we can't.
Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
He's got kids on that.
Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
You can't leave the kids themselves these days.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
No, but my mom's messaging saying he's right, and she
lives and she worked in surveying.
Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Did she leade a trig?
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
But the man that you're just going and when you
put in that address New Zealand post code sees that
you're in stranded.
Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
But what postcode do you use, Brad for your leiters?
One zero not one too?
Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Yeah, sorry, horm Yeah, fitz Roy is one too, strand, Brad, Brad, this.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Is the closests away from when ten dollars bread?
Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
I need?
Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
I need to send my four year old out to
have an argument.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
With the.
Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Send them over the back fence and get them ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
What is over the back fence of your of your places?
Something with a big yellow shade?
Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Sale? Is that?
Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Like that's a Saint John Bosco's school pool.
Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
If you how willing to jump that fence.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
He can't leave the kids alone, Vaughn, after ten dollars
putty kids at respect. I'm not wanting a bunch Okay, Well, unfortunately, Brad,
we're at a bit of a crossroads.
Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Vaughn. Won't excite. My four year old's going to jump
the fence in about twenty seconds. I'll give it. I'll
give it to the four year olds away the fence.
He's going to jump into a pool. He's going to
jump into Fitzroy.
Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
He's jumping under the pool right now.
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Okay, now can we just hear him yell, I'm in
Fitzroy or something.
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Okay, he's coming out now.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Okay, waiting here. So he's jumped the fence. He's over
the fence. How that sounds like some of that sounded
like dad bursting someone over the fence. That little sound
like a gate or something. Didn't they grategy over the fence?
Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Kay mm hmmm, Brad?
Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Okay, what does a little concerned.
Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Now for the four year because now he's like, what's happening?
The pool had the cover over. We're still in the
winter months.
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Okay, Brad, what's happening for you?
Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
There? He comes? He's pretty fast.
Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Okay, wait where's he coming from?
Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Just our okakay, right, okay, Well so he hasn't jumped
the fence yet, Brad.
Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
No, but he's waiting at the gate.
Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Jump over the fence.
Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
I mean, I feel like the kid's gonna win the
ten dollars jump into fits right, Juma with the money.
The reminder of twenty ten bucks was a huge amount.
Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Of mate, Jim Buck.
Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
That toy will goes along these days.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Yeah, maybecause it's sort of a blind bag. I'm a
little worried here that nine bag or something.
Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Is he in Fitzroy yet, Brad? He is in for
Troy and he's jumped the fence and we can't see anyone.
We can see the Saint John Bosco grounds none, but
we can't. Yeah, we're not there. We're in the studio.
We were looking for you. You've got.
Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
When then that's you're in the suburb. We're not in
the suburb of Auckland. Hont I'm looking at Google. Man's
how I can see the yellow We.
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Weren't hiding over your mum. I thought your mom might
have been waiting here for us. Nos in another suburb. Yeah, okay,
so Brad, your your son.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Okay, we're going to get entered the suburb of fitz
Roy and that has won you today's ten dollars suburb, Brad.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
But Brad, you don't get any of it. He gets
to the what's your four year old's name? What's your name?
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah, Bing, that's great.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Well, Benji, now that's a lot of money. That's like
an adult.
Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Winning like a million dollars million.
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Congratulations Brad and Benji win is of today's ten dollars suburb.
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
We've got there in the end, didn't we.
Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Okay, guys, wait there, we'll get your bank details worn
or personally to you.
Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Now. But I love we've had a fans jumping to
get into a suburb.
Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
I love that. Well, we are a stickler for the rules.
Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
Yeah yeah, plays Fletchvaorn and Haley.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Also the text machines popping off for Brad that was
campaigning hard.
Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Oh yeah, Brad, we had the fans favorite.
Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Also, just learned that the fence that has four year
old clime was two meters two minutes over two minutes back.
Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
People don't quite realize the aftermath once you, guys listen
to Shaboozie. We have a chat with the one as
you as Vaughan gets the bank account details, learn a
little bit more, and we got a good chat with Bingji.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Yeah, Benji was good boy. Benji had no idea why
he was jumping a fence on a Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
He's wretch now though, head rich pretty good. Hey, So
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
I'm just I am a tornado. I feel like chaos
chases me and follows me wherever I go. And yesterday
I personally was not having a bar of it. I
had a uty eye, I've got a burnt face. Yeah,
I've done a horrible burn on my face, and I've
been dealing with that for the last week and a half.
Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Yeah, this is why we don't face mask anymore.
Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Then I took antibiotics and I felt the familiar burn
of thrush arriving. So I was dealing with all of this,
and then I needed to go to the supermarket and
get mince, not for the thrush.
Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Drinking, to take a drink, don't say. And I went
to the supermarket for mints and make it sound like
it's a thrush.
Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
I got trashing on a YouTube. I said, the only
thing was it for a cold mince pack. Roll a
couple of mens balls.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
The men the pH perfectly.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
It's beauty, beautiful, tricks the body into thinking it's I
don't know, let's just stop that I was making a
thrush out. I was making nachos anyway, that's cute. For
the way, it's quite cruel that you take antibiotics to
face something but gives you thrush.
Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Dude, I know the girls are like, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Anyway, it's I've nailed it. I went in and I
got the medication and wake up today.
Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
She's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I hold on, this is worth mentioning. Someone said, I
guess you could say if youre get immenced. You were
making a wrist hoole. We have already given away ticks
to the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
That is really goods for my mouth. Okay, my mouth, okay,
my mouth hoole. Anyway, so yesterday I was just feeling
about blow shirt. I wasn't feeling very good. And I
was wearing the skirt. I was wearing the skirt that
had no stretch in it. It was a zip at
the back with a hok like it was like no stretch.
Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
Was it your Batman skirt?
Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
The Batman skirt, big circle skirt. You pull it up
like batwoman. Yeah that's cool, Yeah, very cool.
Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
And I was wearing this while I was driving and often,
and girls, we do this all the time. If you're
wearing a little shorts or something, you pop a button,
you know what I mean, You're just sort of like
loosen it. But oh, but a room while we're sitting
down and our jeans or our skirts or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
So I undid the.
Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Zip a here what I thought was a hare to
get just a little bit of a room and my
guards to drive right, drive drive drive, drone drive park
my car at New World. I'm like, right, got my
thane got my last got my our shared New World
part of a small community. I open up my car
door and I get out and the skirt falls from
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my waist to the ground and my zip has come
undone and it just goes poof and I am now
a New World car park.
Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
In my under it just hits the deck. It was
it was gone. It was like likeness. And I did
a quick like what did I just feel?
Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
As the skirt sort of traced my legs and I
looked out and I was in my underwear and usually
I always wear as you know, a little like modesty.
Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Short wasn't.
Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Look like active wear.
Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Well I topped them off because I suspected that I
had thrush and I needed to let it breathe. God,
let them. You've got to decanty your mint. You've got
to decanned. Don't like a love let it breathe, but
(01:10:43):
you've got to get some oxygen in it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Yeah, yeah, so I did. I stood momentarily in the
New World car park with my skirt around.
Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
What were you wearing? What kind of undies?
Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Good undies or like not a g banger, just cotton
full brief?
Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Okay, Well that's good?
Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Because it rained a lot yesterday? Was it wet ground?
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Oh? Good?
Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
So then I'm a it's weird. I don't know if
people saw because idre not lock around?
Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Do you know what I mean? I was like no, no, no, no,
just up. Did you still go into the supermarket?
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Or I needed mince of course for the nacho's for
my mouth? Can I ask about the mints?
Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
What mince? Did you get? Premium beef? Have you thought
of next time you make any MINSI product to mix
your minces?
Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
I'm a big I've got usually I've got a burn
face and thrush on the go. You think I'm going
to be getting in there mixing pork and beef.
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
I just.
Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Play Zims Fletchbourne and Hailey.
Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Fact of the day, day day day day Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do All this week we're
learning about the Matilda effect.
Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
This is woman than the STEM science, technology, engineering math's
industry industries that have had men basically steal their accomplishments.
Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
You've got on a shirt today.
Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
I got an a a Lovelace T shirt on. I
m seed last night. A woman in stem event, I
mean perfect representative white male heater of centristist that's crazy.
Were literally right here, were literally no knowledge of science whatsoever,
but a passion for science. Yes, yeah, nice, and I
met some amazing young woman in the field. It was
a very interesting event.
Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
Did you steal any of their ideas?
Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
All of the good you're going to be so I'm
going to be so wretched of the back of the
hard working woman.
Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Today, I want to tell you about Alice Ball.
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Alice Augusta Ball was born in July twenty fourth, eighteen
ninety two. She was an African American chemist who developed
the Ball method for treating leprosy during.
Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
The early twentieth century.
Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
She was the first woman in the first African American
to receive masters degree from the University of Hawaii, and
the university's first female and African American chemistry professor. I
thought you when you first said the Ball method. I thought,
when you're making fudge and you get something, you put
it in the water and if it goes into a ball, ready,
yeah yeah, yeah, But it's actually something far more. It
(01:13:12):
was truly the truly first effective treatment for leprosy, which
we're blessed in our time to almost have leprosy gone,
but it will be back because America everybody's trash and
no one belive anymore and everybody's learnt to Trump brought
back leprosy. Also the other day, if you if you're uncircumcised,
(01:13:32):
they said that was a circumcision causes autism, Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Which explains a lot. Loves trainman, I love trying.
Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
So Alice tragically died before getting to publish her research,
and guess what, man swoop our Arfur Dean swooped in
published her work with her with her own little like
bit on top as his own and called it the
d method, the Dean method yep. For decades her role
(01:14:04):
as a race from medical history. Today it's called the
Ball method, and the process laid the groundwork for modern
pharmaceutical formulations, chemistry behind injectable drugs, a lipid based delivery systems,
and vaccine technologies. Every February twenty nine they have Alice
Ball Day, which only happens once through four years. I
feel like that's like a comic.
Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
That's crazy. Yeah, like a comic, like a comic, just
like a comma. Oh my god, yeah, that is exactly
what it is. That's the Leap Day I'm always I
was curious about how who uncovered the lie and then
how they then, you know, campaign to get the truth
out there.
Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
And discredited this and discredit the man.
Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Yeah, well people just.
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Look into it and it gets like the paperwork and everything,
and he has to present it and prove it, and
he's used work. And I guess that can be traced
back to her. Yeah, against her name. And yeah, first
recognition of her work came six years after her death,
when someone was like, whoa a minute, they shouldn't be
called the Dean method. She would be called the Ball method,
and went through and found her work and compared it
for all She died at twenty four. Wow, this is
(01:15:07):
another one that achieved all that.
Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
And by twenty four she was.
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
A PROFESSIONI professors, shared a master's degree. She come up
with a way of treating leprosy. And you've just turned
thirty six, and what have you done?
Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Yeah, yeah, in the medical in the medical I mean,
you just cause a lot of problems for the medical
in the medical.
Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Field, I keep it alive, things like fainting spells and
facial burns.
Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
So her death is kind of like a bit of
a mystery, but one fairy.
Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Murdered by ball. No, she's no more Dean Dean.
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
A nineteen seventeen Pacific commercial advertisement article suggested that she
may have been poisoned with chlorine poisoning due to exposure
while teaching in a lab. She was giving a demonstration
on how to properly use a gas mask and preparation
for World War one, which is raging in Europe. They
were about to send troops in. Oh right, but they said,
it's not like one hundred percent confirmed. Oh my god,
but she had another one of our wonderful young female
(01:16:02):
scientists of time.
Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
Error's gone by, you have taken too soon.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
So today's fact of the day again the Matilda effect
rearing its head as Alice Bulled effectively treated leprosy for
the first time ever and had a man steal at work.
Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Fact of the day, day day day day, Do do.
Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.
Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Do Do Do Do Do.
Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Play z Ms Fleschborne and Haley play z Ms Fletchborne
and Hailey.
Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
No blessless young American woman.
Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
She was very excited as you would be to see
the Jonas brothers coming to it, coming to your hometown.
Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Here you are you're excited to get your tickets?
Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
You buy?
Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Oh my god, I can't miss the Jonas Brothers. She's
out at lunch with her friends saying how excited she is.
It's the next day, seeing the Jonas brothers tomorrow, and
they say, on the Jonas brother done in town tomorrow,
open up your ticket.
Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
She does, Oh my god, Friday, October tenth, dude, dude,
I have I have never in highlight.
Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
I'm can ask her and she's like, Maddie, there's the
Jonah birs aren't coming to town.
Speaker 10 (01:17:18):
And I was like, no, I have a ticket.
Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
I literally spent fifty dollars on it. No, Han, they
were there the week before.
Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
Also, tickets cost fifty dollars in America.
Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Yeah, yeah, ninety bucks to see the Jonahs brothers. They
would be literally spend fifty dollars, Yeah, that would be
like I literally spent one hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
And yeah, spent three hundred and ninety dollars on it.
Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
So basically she was expecting that that weekend coming she
was gonna see the Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
They hit on this.
Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
The day they took this video was the night before
they'd been and gone, and she had a ticket and
she'd miss the whole.
Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
How did she not see online that?
Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
What didn't you see your friends at the concert?
Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Like when she's busy bee? Yeah, oh wow, he'd down busy.
Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
I always when I buy a ticket, I buy them
and then in my calendar I like same, did it
Paramore or whatever?
Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Like whatever thing I even put in concerts that I
haven't got tickets to yet that I'm like, Musket, think
I Musket a ticket for this, and I'll put it
in the calendar like good Charlotte next, like good Charlotte.
Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Absolutely, But anyway, she got the date completely wrong. She
missed the concert, and she spent all this morning and
it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
I love when you hear when someone does it with
flights and they go to the airport they had they
get up early at four o'clock because they booked a
cheap six six o'clock flights.
Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
I've got the butterflies of a holiday running through them.
Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Here we go and then they're like they can't find
the booking in the system, and it's because it was
last week or it's like it's like no.
Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
It's fifteenth of October twenty twenty seven. Yeah, like what
it was like the Olivia Dean tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
They went on sale a full calendar year, in a
couple of months before the gig Janes and November.
Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
I was like, that's awesome, noting long a year in
a it you get away?
Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Yeah, okay, well we want to know this morning. I'll
wait one hundred dolls at m T nine six nine Sex.
Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
When did you get the date wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Imagine you bought tickets to see the Jonas Brothers and
you're so excited for the weekend because here they are,
but actually they were on last night and you've got
the date wrong. That's the situation for a girl on TikTok.
We want to know when you got the date wrong?
Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
Steven? What date did you get wrong?
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
So I went to pick up my mate from the airport. Yeah,
he was finding out from Australia on a one am flight.
Oh god, I waited the entire flight to come off
before I test him and said where are you?
Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
He was still in Australia and what was what day
was he meant to arrive? He was coming the next day,
the day early, so better early than late. But do
it again the next day I did.
Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Oh you're a good mate. I would get your Yeah,
there's friend. Pickups have an expiry limit of like ten
from eight am to ten Yeah, maybe a till seven pm.
I don't know, Yeah, something like that. Thank you good
good friend though, Laura, when did you get the date wrong?
Speaker 10 (01:20:09):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Yeah, so I booked the two am Blue Bridge.
Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Theory here we go, oake me up at midnight.
Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
And what they wrung me at about my night and
we're like, are.
Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
You nearly here? And You're like, I'm actually I'm not
even in my car, I'm in my beard. So I'm
gifting it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Were you the next day? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
So I wanted, for example, Tuesday at two am, but
I booked Monday at two am.
Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
The crossover I reckon that would happen at least once
a two am sailing for Blue Bridge.
Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Did you manage to get on another fairy?
Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Yeah, so she said, because we weren't chipped in a
blue Bridge, hadn't.
Speaker 8 (01:20:51):
Left the doc.
Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
They just moved me to the next night and it
was all fine. But the good people were quite the
wake up call. Good people. They helped us with her
in the gym and they did people the people. Yeah,
when you get a message, hey, are you close.
Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
I had that before, Like, didn't you get a call
from the airport one day saying are you coming on
this flight because we've been booked and then canceled But
they hadn't canceled the flights.
Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Don't remember something like that. I can't remember. Man, are
you far off? You're like, yeah, I'm literally asleep. I'm
not even in the same setting.
Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Laura, thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Some messages in when you got the date wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Yes, someone said that they also booked a ferry crossing
and they got there and they were like, oh no,
next year, like a full year ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
I don't know how that happens.
Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Maybe when you do that thing where you scroll down
to find the month, Yeah, buzz past the month you're after.
Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
This one's so bad.
Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
My friend got the date wrong on his university exams
turn on the day after failed the course, had to
do summer school.
Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
No, but again that there would also be people that
try that on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Probably In cyclone, Gabrielle was hitting and my friend Auburn
was here from the UK and he's like, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Getting out of the sixteen February. He's like, I'm out.
I found these seconds. I'm gonna go. We're going to
the airport. I can't believe it. I got it.
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
I did it, And then we were on the way
to the airport and he's like, January February, Oh god,
damn it.
Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
I booked for sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Third keep your texts coming in nine six nine six,
eight hundred dollars a day.
Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
And when did you get the date wrong?
Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
A girl's gone viral for missing the Jonas brother's concept. Yes,
because it was the night before.
Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
It was the night before. She thought it was the
weekend coming up, yeah, and it was not.
Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
It was not.
Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
So we don't know from you when you did it?
How do you do it? Flights very popular.
Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
So a friend of mine said to come and pick
them up from the airport, and he gave me a date.
Here's the problem. It was at one am and he
said Thursday one am. So I went at Thursday one am. Yeah,
just like the last caller.
Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Yeahah yeah, yeah. It's people.
Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
Yeah, people are thinking it's a d Yeah. It ticks over.
Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Now midnight I can if if I say midnight Wednesday,
I of course had been the start of Wednesday, because
midnight Wednesday is the start of Wednesday. As soon as
it takes over twelve Wednesday, but you would have to
stipulate the beginning of Wednesday Tuesday and to Wednesday midnight. Also, like,
I feel like if your friends picking up from the airport,
you keep them in the loop, like, hey, like, I'm
(01:23:21):
at the airport now, only enough to fly.
Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
You know, you've got to remind me.
Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. It's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
I booked the ponies for my daughter's birthday party for
the weekend after the birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
Found out when she didn't turn out, I called her.
She was thirty weeks pregnant.
Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
I was thirty weeks pregnant, and I cried for the
rest of the party because the ponies Wednesday recently and
Bali relaxing in a hotel with cocktail. It's got to
miss you from my masking for made it to the airport.
We were a day behind, thinking our flight was the
next day. Raced upstairs through everything in our bags, race
at the airport. Just yeah, so they would have missed
a flight completely.
Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
We were at a hotel in Somemore. I met a
lovely couple who are flying home the same day as us.
The day before we were due to fly home about
six PM. We saw them chicking out of the hotel
and getting into a TEXTI my husband and I looked
at each other, thinking that's strange. When we looked down tickets. Yeah,
we were supposed to be flying out too, not tomorrow.
Luckily we saw them chicking out.
Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
Made it lucky miss the full moon party in Tyland.
Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
We thought it was the following night. Realized when we
were sitting in the barrow. We locked up and it
was four min Shit, that looks full Ay, it must
be a slither missing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Yeah, is going to be bourman if that's a form
If that's not the full moon. Booked the Eiffel Tower
tickets for two months. Time had accidentally booked for the
next day, not realizing almost immediately got an email saying
looking forward to seeing tomorrow. Email saying I'm in New
Zealand and they said close but no. Cigar can't change.
Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
French Man, did they forget? Who rolled into town and
Dub Dub one and Dub Dub two. They rolled over and.
Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
We rolled in.
Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
We saw those Nazis out. Man, let us up the
Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
I've got an attitude problem, for sure. The French im
for sure. For ship ended the show Morgan Pin sex Ologists.
She will always remind me of the time I booked
a swim at the Sting Rays tour for the wrong
day and we turned up and it wasn't even a
thing because it's very unused.
Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
It's un me.
Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
I don't know somebody I ever stated, when you think
you're swimming with sting Rays that day and you're not
just swimming with yourself.
Speaker 5 (01:25:19):
Yeah, the sting Raise it's their day off.
Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Yeah. Yeah, they don't swim on Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Yeah, they just didn't run this tour on the day.
And then the next day we were going. So I
was like, I'm so sorry, I've missed the and she
was devo.
Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Your only whoopsiemon said, didn't fletch.
Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
We buy two tickets to do different locations of the
same constant in New Zealand and completely forget about one
of them.
Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Kind of a different thing.
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Different does what I talk about it, I'm not I'm
not making I'm making both of those.
Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
We're good. Yeah. Almost.
Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
I remember how COVID lockdowns were started at eleven fifty
nine on a day and you'd be like, start of
the yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
Fifty nine is that the start atude?
Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
Whatever?
Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Because I'm currently at the parties. That's covered a round. Yeah,
what's this time? Guys? My friend booked her flights to
the eras to her backwards, she did Sydney to Auckland
and then Auckland is Sydney. She makes it the other
way around.
Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
She booked her airbnd B for the right dates, wrong month,
and in fact, I should never passport she's.
Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
Charge of sounds like a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Yeah, oh, I'm busting for a weeks after that podcast,
I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
You aren't allowed to listen to it. There's no wrongs
on when we were allowed to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Just says here, I'm busting for a week. I read it, Okay,
I read it. Give us a review.
Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Play Zim's Fletchborn and Haley