Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 22nd 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zidim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from Fleeood and Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy happened for pits.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletchhorn and Hayley. I
hope everybody's tied everything down. It hasn't blown away.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
I used to live in Wellington. There were days where
it was insane. You could lean at a forty five
degree angle.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
But okay, did you see the video of the woman
walking up to the traffic lights and then she just
gets blown onto the road because the wind is so strong.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Crazy, Very lucky to have been safe because a car
like she's flat on the ground. The car comes to
a stop. Thank god that driver was paying attention.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
You know.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, things could have been horrible wild. So I'd just
like to just we know. I'm I'm debuting a cap.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah it's right, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah the boys were caps under. Yeah maybe I'm one
of the lads.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Maroon cap and I like it. It's good.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Thank you. Tindall. Suburb returns this morning after eight thirty
on the Sho Show. We've got the Top six coming
up Vorn Soon, there's going to be a new charter
school because there's gonna be it's gonna be an elite
sports school. So it's just sport. It's like that's their focus, Okay,
to get the best sports kids all together, so you
can instead of lunch break and kicking around the footy

(01:19):
ball their lunch break, they'll be doing my mass and
then the rest of the rest of it's kind of
reverso Switcher, Yeah, I've got the top six things that
you won't be saying at an elite sports school. Next
on the show, though, a man is upset.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, he's not getting any dates, and he's blaming his vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
And it's not a little Swift or any swift or
anything far more embarrassing Fleshborn and Haley, Well, a man
is regretting his choice of vehicle, and it's not a Ranger. No,
you've been regretted ranger.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Tell you what was absolutely up the ass of a
ranger this morning. And I was like, don't you know
you're supposed to be the fastest one on the roadbelievable, No,
it wasn't you. It was ninety nine in the fast
line at your hop to the left range limit.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Haley, Well, he was one climb under to the left.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
This morning. I was a little bit why were you
Why don't you tell everyone why you were late? Haley?
Why am I wearing a hat?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I was just in a bit of a tizzle this morning.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Ah as you want to do, I want full of regrettable. Well,
it's it's it's not your standard car. This is a
man that purchased one of Elon Musks tiseless cyber trucks.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
When he tested its unbreakable nature of the glass, just.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Bro smash the window. I remember when I was in
Ala at the start of the year with friends. They're
they're everywhere. Yeah, they are, and that I mean the
first time I saw one, I was a bit like
whoa Like they're they're massive, they feel they are huge,
they are ugly. American cars are just oh my god,
all of their cars are huge. The escalades are just

(03:15):
like a standard car and they're so big. And then
if you ever rent a car and drive over there,
you feel you've got to have a big car too,
because if one of their cars hits you, unless you've
got a big car too, it's you can be your toast.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm on the tizzler in zid website and you can
buy a Sibeer yuck.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
You can know.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I haven't seen one in New Zealand. It's just his
get updates. Maybe they're not yet no paint, they're not painted,
no paint.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
No chips, stainless steel and people have wrapped them. So
some people wrap them stainless steel. No, no back to
the Future car. Yeah, I don't know. I think it was.
That's why it was so heavy. Would you need a
steel It was made from brushed stainless steels for a
few rare exceptions, including a twenty four gold played Dolores. Well,
if you live near the beach or anywhere in New Zealand,

(04:02):
you're gonna have to get the stainless steel steelo pad.
I'm going to have to do.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
That's guy's put a kayak on the back of a
cyber truck.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
They're bizarre things anyway. A man that has purchased one
at a recent devor say Roger Davis. He undisclosed age,
lives in San Diego, and he has come out with
the claim that cyber trucks are repellent.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
To women and would no woman want to date him
because he has a cyber truck.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Also, I feel in America it's become a left and
right thing for sure, Like, if you've got a cyber truck,
you're an obnoxious Republican.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
I went on a date not too long ago actually,
and when he went to drop me home, it was
a Tessler.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
And I even was a bit late doing that.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I reconflict that on. But so many people got them
before Elon must turned a bit.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
And the moment you get into a Teessler with anyone, they're.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Like, I bought this before the whole yeah, before the
whole thing. Losing his mind.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, I mean they are called I do love them.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Boat.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
If a guy caught him in a cyber truck, it's
giving big insecure, it's giving midlife crisis.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's giving silly use of money.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay, a guy pulls up to take you on a day.
Two options cyber truck or one of those little boxing's
got You've just described half of the this and fleeting.
There was this in cubes or they were a hoot. Yeah,
they're other real nice or real ugly. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Push bike push push you just sit on the handle us.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, cute. I love that.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Fletchborn and Haley big Pod.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I should look up this whole blooming thing. This is
quite interesting. You know how we're a wrap up territory.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you'll wrap up of apps or
music or whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Today is the twenty second of October. We're only a
few days away from two months until Christmas Day.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Nine mondays till Christmas.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
And how many paydays? Not that, I mean like half that.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, that's some that's unfortunate. Actually.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I also I did that thing where I thought pay
day was this Friday, and You're like, no, Haley, You've
always had.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
It literally five days ago, sprow.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
You've actually just had that. And so where did it
pop off to?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
The money gone?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Is it gone? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Anyway, So Hinge has done their twenty twenty five report.
I was having at the stance of what people are
looking for, what's going well, what you know, what's turning
people along, what's turning people off. They have seen a
two hundred and one two hundred and one seven. That's
a number, two hundred and seventeen percent increase in search
interest with the word chalant, which chalants is not actually

(06:50):
a word.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's the antonym of no.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Meaning non chalance meaning like don't give a shirt kind
of just sort of you know, not really whatever. So
schalance meaning intentional, enthusiastic, keen, and this is what women
in particular are looking for and single like single people
in general, but women looking for schalance so much so
that they're calling it the sixth love language, acts of service,

(07:17):
physical touch, words of affirmation and.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Mouth stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
And then schalance salance being the sixth one, which is like,
it's not playing at koy, it's not being like, oh
I'm going to wait to text, I'm gonna be like, hey,
I might be free, all that kind.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Of stuff being de reding.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
And I will say, as someone who has been out
and about prowling sprout prowling for a few months now,
I totally agree with this. Gone are the days of
that sort of wait taking a message to me? Just
do it, don't you know? I don't want to seem
too keen. I don't want to be just like, what
are your feelings? Tell me this immediately. What are you

(07:58):
looking for? What are you feeling? Be chalant, be enthusiastic.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
The reason there's no chalant is chalant is a false
back formation from nonchalance, a false like a false backformation.
The word non chalant comes from old French non chaleur,
which means to disregard. Oh, okay, concern non non.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
So charaleur is what we should be saying.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
So they're saying on dating apps prompt text replies, remembering
preferences like listening, making thoughtful gestures, planning activities without needing
the other person to do all of the work, being
enthusiastic listening, and tailoring effort to the relationship.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Beyond dating apps, chalance.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Looks like open emotional expression, like telling you this, I'm
really keen on you, trying hard and being okay with
showing excitement and vulnerability.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Quite the opposite of most kiwis really, which is just
like yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Whatever, like you could, I don't even if you're not into.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
But a bit of a complaint that a lot of
people have when they moved to here, like place right
here in Australia is that he's men.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
There's just like why is.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
No one like you know, gone, come on, what are
you doing? But this is how we are the way.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
As I say, as all the single ladies, all the
single ladies had news to you go to my Instagram.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah I couldn't agree more?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, b Challand.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Does that end? Podcast network from your local community Facebook page.
This is the top six. New Zealand's Versus Elite Sports
sharter school is to open a man who I look
at and immediately think elite sports. David Seymour announced that
it will be happening, giving football and rugby athletes a

(09:45):
place to study while pursuing professional sports careers. Okay, be
run by New Zealand Performance Academy, also based on the
New Zealand Campus of Innovation of Sport and Upper Hut.
That's always a movie trope, isn't it, Like the jock
can't get in the sports team or as it's failing
at others.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah subjects, Yeah, and belong to help him get across
the line because he's got a bright future.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
When you were thinking, teacher, I was thinking the trope
of gets teamed up with the nerdy girl. Oh yeah,
she kind of like doesn't have the social skills. He
integrates her into the cool kids, she helps them past
the grades, she glances off and whips her hair, and
then she's like and then it together and it's true love.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
A teen movie.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I've literally just done a scrap now, yes, eight hundred
of them. Why not add another the list David Seymour. Here,
I'm looking at a picture of him doing Oh my god,
binge precinct've done that in his life. I will say
it was fifteen on the bar. He looked at the
pressing fifteen he was it's.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Two fifteen in a twenty bar.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Can you know how much the bar weighs. It's normally twenty's.
Sometimes right on the end. Oh okay, sometimes there's a
fat end on the baryn there's two bars. I don't
do that. I don't Born's gym has just a wooden stick, yeah,
and some concrete buckets. Yeah, you left your pool were

(11:13):
Lefty pool, Lefty pool.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's so cute. Gims in someone's garret.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, his name is Dan, and then we run just outside.
Cute and that's cute. We're looking good. Top six things
that won't happen in an elite sports school. Number six
on the last robot wars. I can't old jockey MC
number seven for the rugby team wanting to build an

(11:39):
elite robot to fight against other robots. Robut wars. Yeah,
it's not Number five on the list of the top
six things it won't happen in elite sports school libraries.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Nerds.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Nerds hang out. This is good that we're packing on
the jocks. Take this jock's top set. Things that won't
happened in a late sports school. Not not showering naked
after pe. Not not. We never showered after pe. We
just don't links Africa and went back to work. It's
weird when you think about it now, because you gym,
you shower and go to work. But you would literally

(12:15):
do PE and then go straight. Can you remember the
smell of high school in the nineties, It was rank
because shower after Yeah, no boys, you had no boys? Yeah, okay,
but what we did? He would you shower nevern because
it would take so long. Yeah, girls just don't smell
as much. I mean, it's probably had an update now.
I literally remember what the college shower looked like. It

(12:38):
was this big metal desk that was effectively like a
water tank with heaps of little holes in it, and
you just turn on the water and flow into the
tank and dribble out the holes. Yeah, so multiple could
shower at a time. Yeah, but we never used it.
Even after swimming, when you had to get back into
your ordinary clothes.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
No, you just put your uniform, just put your uniform on. Yeah, yeah,
wild I often.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I didn't go to PA very often. That was my one.
You always had your period day, always a period. I
was just a goth like.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It was not my sweatn't sweet.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Except in summer when they're still all in black and sweet.
It's so hot hot in these doc mardons. Number three
on the list of the top sex things that won't
happen at an elite sports school maths. Number two in
the list number the list of the top sex things.
It won't happen in the elite sports school sports exchanges.
No one's going to want to play the elite sports

(13:32):
gool No. Hey, yeah, yeah, Do you want to come
and play?

Speaker 7 (13:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Absolutely no. We've got a bunch of people who we
handpicked to go to the school so they're better at
rugby and football dot no college. Do you want to come? No? No.
And number one on the lists of the top sex
things that won't be happening in elite sports school touch
shop treats, oh, the pro tem bars and yeah, curtean
gummies oh yeah, three retained gummies. Yeah, not like pies

(14:03):
because we ate them all. That was a great way
to take that. Otherwise quite disgusting white powder. Yeah, Christian
gummy is way to take it. That is to day
stop six.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Does that m podcast needwork plays.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I don't know if now's the time to say it,
but I feel like it could be.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
I can't say it. I forget it.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I've been burning in sinse lately.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yes, you mentioned this, I think did I already mentioned that?

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I love and saying the perfect round. I found the
candle sky me too traditionally, but I've moved. I've moved it.
I found the perfect rock that I want to drill
an angled hole and to hold you need a catch
tray though the.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Flaky and out the window smell that when you walk
into a place, since.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
You are like, man, that's nice. Or someone's been smoking
weed yea, and they're trying to carry it up with
ye The other thing that is always it's like a
it's like a fat ship disguised with a glade lavender. Yeah,
and then by props he smells like like.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Sh yeah, real leavender, no, but like fake lavendar.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, it sounds like a fat poo and.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, wait talking about incense because were talking about Indian
I know, okay, you know I want to.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
My own correct concern that in sense would have originated
in the I don't know, you do some research.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah, well, I've been actually putting off. I've been trying
to go on a date with an Indian man, but
he keeps getting bumped.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
And this is my inn.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Okay, this is my inn for my dream Indian winning
because my dream is to be an Indian bride, but
would be so problematic if the husband at least is not.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Indian Egyptians Egyptians. So why it's the dream, your dream,
because you get all the attention.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
The attention, but it's the dressing up for me like
Indian brides that we're in the red saries of all
the gold and all the jury in the head and
the nose to the ear and the head pieces and.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh my god. Okay, so we've been invited to an
Indian wedding. When you said we're going to talk about
Indian weddings next, someone message thing, you can come to
my Indian wedding, And I said when and where? Like,
name a time and a place, Yes, I will, Haley
and I will be there, Flitch, you can, Yes, it depends.
I might have something pre planned, but it depends when
so they said, this is where I need you help.

(16:23):
My partner of three years still needs to be propose
because he's Indian. His family have been begging to marry
Mess and stay bigging him to marry messince day one.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
So you okay, so you haven't been proposed to one
that's been such a long way.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
We want to put something in the cow. Okay after this, Yeah,
friendship weekend. We're about to go on our long friendship weekend.
We're leaving straight after the show. We need the next
thing in the cow. Yes, we're always going to have
something in the count. Indian wedding. So well, if we
have to.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Wait for this Indian man to propose, there can go
later in the count. We'll just got to join my
wedding dot com. This is going viral at the moment
because a lot of Indian couples are putting their weddings
on line on a sort of registry and you can
pay to attend.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
And so then they're making a little bit of money.
They're making a little bit of money. They've got some
strangers there.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
But then people like me wat people to go and
have a lovely cultural experience.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
And get truf and do embarrassing things like what do
you call this? My God? I love the drawings on
your hands? Can I get drawings on my hands?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
That's like a sharper? Or like how did you get
that done?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
At the moment? So I had a lovely chat to
other lady at the supermarket that the day she had
the henner on, and I said, a cel, I've got
a real problem in talking to people, like I saw
a multi dude splashing his face in a I went
for a nature walk, okay.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Because you cleanse yourself afterwards the spirit.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
So he I know, and all the white hands.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
No, that's when you leave a gravesite.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Right, yeah, or a room where there's a body. Oh No,
this was just he was just going for a walk.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, they do it in the bush. That's about He
was talking and he was splashing, and I was like oh,
and he's like try it. It's it's it's nice and cold.
And I was like, oh, okay, Like is there a
like a spiritual meaning behind this? Because when I walked
upon him, God's and he was like what And I
was like, well, I thought you might have been saying
a prayer and he's like no, I was singing.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, God, you're embarrassing. And I was like, oh, okay,
it's some embarrassed white guy.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
So he's.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
So I will say, lots of these are in India,
so this is going to be some flying That's okay.
So we could go look it's like a little almost
like a dating site, you know, you look at we
could go to Gabinda and Ariti's wedding. That's fifth to
sixth of December.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
That multi day, yeah, and then we were six is
only two days. This is why you want to be
an Indian bride. So you just get all the intentions jewelry.
Why don't you just do another comedy shot sky City
or something for three nights.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah, but then I don't get to wear the nose
ring into the hair, into the airring.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
And it always like, you know, it's not on no right.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
I just think that, Like I just feel like Indian
winnings are just doing it right. They make such a
huge fuss the food. I just want to go or
you need to start bumping this Indian man for this day,
Megan fall in love with me, get my own.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
It doesn't have to last. I just want the wedding
in the dress for a day.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I just want to go to the winning because of
the Indian girls. Oh, I know, have you have you?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Have you my wedding dot com.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
You can go on there.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
It's called Join my Wedding dot Com. Go on there,
browse the couples.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
It's like Crashes, which, by the way, I think could
be worth a rewatch. I think that would have aged beautifully.
It's perfect.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
The z M podcast Network play z MS Flesh and Haley.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I can't do a straight denim jacket, look a bit foolish.
Put are put a but a wool on the inside
of the collar. I'm all over it. Yeah, I'm all
I love them.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
I've got to go vintage style. Well, I can't have
like a good year. I've got to go kind of
bag saggy.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, I've got that. I've got a
I've got mine's can and Walker Darling. Yeah. And it's
it's the perfect little autumn spring layer. It's a great
little layer.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
But it's why it's canceled. We're not anymore.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
They're saying, that's a real telltale sign that you're over
the age of thirty one.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Oh my, yes.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Me.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
They're saying, it's just a classic giveaway. We have to
unleash on these little song bitches like we took last time.
You were messing with the last generation that was physically
beaten by the parents and teachers and both some of
us at Millennia millennial's got a good smack from a
teacher growing up. Yeah, but we used to like drop slurs.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Like no one's business. Yeah, like in the nineties we
were allowed to say that inward. We weren't. We weren't
were singing along. We stop. We didn't stop. When we're
locked and loaded and readably, we've been very like, oh yes, sure,
I know, Yeah, tell me all this I don't care about,

(21:06):
and we are ready to go.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Yeah, like it is time to maricondo it and get
rid of it, particularly if you're wearing the denim jacket
with leggings. We've got a you know, we've just got Also,
they're saying, just like the oversized blazer trend, the relaxed
loose denim jackets. Okay, so they're saying, like, if you

(21:29):
have a denim jacket and you simply must continue wearing it,
you stupid, dumb, lame millennial. Yeah, make sure it's not fitted.
So we're not going a fitter jacket. It's got to
be either ginormous or right, you know, big, or you know,
wearing a big men's one or something like that. Otherwise

(21:49):
they're saying to get our wardrobes.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I don't want to very rude. It's actually really rude.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
And do you know how comfortable a legging is with
it like a denim jacket.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
You're actually personally fitted by that's an't you I am?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
I mean, what what next?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
We just can't be naked in the streets to satisfy
you gen Z.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
Then in podcast network find silly little poles.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,
silly little pole set, silly little pole, Si salttle pole.
As to the girlies today, would you use a female
urinal or as people from Southeast Asia have been calling

(22:35):
them for centuries.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
The toilet the toilet?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
It is effectively it is. These are so.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Cool, but they're making them into cute little lake pods
that are popping up at festivals around the world where
this one's a three person one. You kind of go
in and you back it up and your pee over
a hole.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
But they're quick.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
You're not going in and doing the full toilet thing,
which is a nightmare at festival you put your thing.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Down flip.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
So these were being used at Glastonbury. Yeah, glasson Bree
has done it. I mean I can hark back to
the days of the big day out at Mount Smart.
I'm seeing in the early two thousands and more than
one or two back straight up to the males urinal
and just yeah it's so you do feel sorry for
I mean any concert venue that you go to the

(23:24):
lines to get into the female toilets at festivals are insane.
We have inferior bladders where it's the guys. You know,
you've got a you you just need them your system. Yeah,
you just need each each person needs a toilet, whereas
guys they can dissolve the problem with and just brenches
of them.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, how many times have I
coming to the men's toilets with you flir check concerts?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah yeah, little.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Escort and I just come and I go sorry, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
And then guys know we've seen it all before, we know, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry,
she's having a good get the urine. I can't see
I'm gonna feel way, I'm looking sorry, I'm looking sorry,
I'm blind. Girls, Would you use a female urinel tap crank? Girls?
Would you use a female urinol? We said yes, or

(24:12):
maybe at a concert? Or never? Maybe a concept and
never equal at forty four percent? Oh wow, yes, twelve percent.
Come on, ladies, we're trying to help. Only when you're
boozed and you see everybody else using these at Glastonbury,
you just do it right. Squat while booze is a
dangerous because you yourself. I love that.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
We're like, no, I wouldn't, but like enough drinks and
you'll pee on the street, do.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
You know what I mean? You'll a bush, you'll pee anywhere. Yeah.
This is our first correspondence on the matter. Okay, raises
a very good question. I need to know more about,
Catherine said, who can control their stream with such accuracy?
I'd have to squat down so far I'd never get
back up.

Speaker 8 (24:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Got a sprinkler down there, Yeah, kink in the hose,
but she.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Just like a gold kind of rotate as you do.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Got the oscillating vagina situation.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Would it be wasteful to have like she whe's and
urinal they.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Are but there? If everyone had a she wee, then
that's so much plaster.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, you made them at a cardboard like bamboo. Those
bamboo bamboo of course starts she wei yeah, and if
it starts breaking up, you've been weiing too long. But
you still to use a she wee.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
You still end up having to go into the men's toilets,
which not everyone likes.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
But there's no female urinal. Yeah, you could make urinals
with and then give everyone a she wee way, so
it's a top handle. I once, granted was intoxicated, but
with one of my mates who's a female, we designed
a female urinal and you saddled up. You just walked,
but that walked up till the he and you like
saddled over something. But then people are different sizes boom,

(25:59):
you know, people's bits touching the saddle like it's a
whole thing. Yeah, and warns urinals. That's something we have
taken into account, different sizes, different rime.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
It's the best because it adds an extinction to your evolver.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, that's how it adds the problem. We're all too
up against the skin, Yeah, Jess said, all the No.
Never people acting like they've never had to pop a
squad in the mid in a bush. Yeah, stumbling home
from a ben a grow up and you know what,
it's that sort attitude that was the macafe. Actually, I
love that we're going to hold out with a fifty
dollars Met Cafe, voucher and chipole is all thanks to

(26:39):
Met Cafe. Keep your morning rolling with great coffee. Lou said,
just too close, you know, too close. I don't know
what you mean by too close. Too close.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Oh, maybe she's seen a picture of them because they're
kind of in these pods that you're here to.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Other people because you're used to cubicle, whereas lads are
just like cheek to cheeks. What's kind of a three
circle kind of spiral. Yeah. Yeah, Like it's my friend
Auburn's birthday today and we've got a very We became
even closer friends when in London one of those pop
up urinals that pops up at night time. We urinated
and shook hands at the same time in the middle

(27:14):
of a Lance street and that really submitted our friendship.
Yeah again, you feel sorry for women like those pop
up they had them in Europe, to pop up urinals.
Where do the girls go? Come on us?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Not, well, I'm drinking come be on us. We will
design a female depending how I I'm an ally bit said,
depending how urgent the p and what I was wearing.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yeah, totally yeah, because you know some of those festival outfits. Also, girls,
we love a jumpsuit and it's on you.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
That's on you. We wear a jumpsuit, we're boobs out
when we it's on you. That's stupid. That's on you.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You chose that if you have a no one hooked
to the sign.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
No one made you were a jump one of jumps
It didn't got a long torso your choice. Half Yeah. Yeah.
The balls again squished just like being an asia against
these eva Yeah, totally o Kate. They had these at
glasson Bread. As someone who spent half a gig slash
festival going to the toilet from a small bladder and alcohol,
they were a game changer and a woman's only section
no waiting in huge lines, are quick, easy and efficient,

(28:24):
zero mess. Absolutely to roll them out to major gigs
and festivals in New Zails. Ten out of ten would recommend.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeh see, that's what I recommend. People will try them
and like them.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, but then Rihanna says, everybody would miss welcome to
the world of the male.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Also listen to talking about the female public toilets like
the tidy horrendous we're missing anyway.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Um home, where's business? Brand?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Okay, it says yep.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Saves me from having a squad over a monkey toilet, absolutely,
provided no one had violent diarrhea. Aren't they just for
wheeze though? These urinals?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yeah, but you were not crapping in the feet you
But this is the women we're so used to sitting
down some surprise perpse.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Do you know the army issue?

Speaker 9 (29:08):
You or she?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
WHI do they? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
So when you're out on the field you can just
quickly head away.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Is it camouflage? Oh my god, I hope it's camo Ye.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
To imagine if you're the enemy and you've got the
binoculars and you just see like a white bit of
plastic and she'd.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Shoot them, shoot them right in the vagina.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Jesus you would, though would depending on angle, Depending on
the angle, you get a bullet. Wom bloody goodness in
your fleet direct hit in the food your food for
hit foo for hit. It's green. It is green. The
she the green. But is it like camouflage or the

(29:45):
hole it's just okay, So you might get a hurt
to the FUF. I'd fall over and end up in
the purse because they've got hashtag bad Mellon's curly Club.
Wait do they do a sand colored one if we
get digit stormed? You don't want a green one if
you're and it is it and the ice. You woman
need a white one for the snow for fighting in
the snow, and gray one for urban camouflages.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Hopefully they're still listening with these are some questions we
have for you to eight seven.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, gilly suit? Yeah? Are you one with the little
leaves over a gilly suit one as well? Ye?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Like he said, I'd rather piss myself than use that.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
See, I think once you tried it, you'd like it
just ground.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Otherwise just green, just grain. That's a hit to the
f F.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
If I'm in the Arctic circles of Russians and i
use my she wee, I'm gonna get shot right in
the page. A floral pink one for breast cancer month, I'll.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Just ask they also use she wheez and Antarctica. Someone
just messaged in the one fact I remember from a
class trip to the Antarctic center.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Are you sheeweeze in the art? Well sus, you couldn't
risk the Windshiel. You don't want frostpot on your flaps.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Imagine flaps spider down in your flaps, stuck to the ground,
stuck to the ice.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
If you're long longer in lip longer, you're our longer
lipped scientists longer lips three to two one for us,
A cup of water over rusty flaps was actually my
rock QUI spam frosty flaps and someone else cases I
use these a glasses. They're amazing, easy to use a
fishing and often came to the festival. So many messages
from people that have actually used them and yeah they're

(31:16):
really good. Bring them on, I say, bring them to year.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Zellen for sure. Well we asked you.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Today, if you're a female, would you use one of
these female urinals and only twelve cent? You said yes,
I can give them a go.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
The z En podcast networks Sure, real play that ends
Flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Long weekend crap weather. It's so crazy.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
We had such nice weather and then it just went
boom turned yesterday.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Shuck a luck, That's what I said.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
It said boom sucker how where the work, So, isn't
it It's not always sunny, can't always.

Speaker 10 (31:46):
Have the same In Philadelphish it was Yeah, Well, with
the crap weather, with the crap weather, the long weekend
coming up, we thought we'd touch on some of the
things that we're watching.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
How maybe if.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
You're listening and you're loving a show right now?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Text in what are you? What show are you loving
right now?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Nine Sex nine sacks. Well, I I'm in a headspace
at the moment. I've got a lot on my mind.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
I've got a busy end of the year, and so
I didn't want to watch something new, so I went
old and familiar and I've restarted thirty Rock.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Okay, that's a that's a class. It's so wore it.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
So.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
By the way, Shannon and I were just discussing because
she was like, I wonder if the show that I'm
watching is in the top ten, and then we were
just having an argument over whether everyone's Netflix top ten
is different. I just looked at the charts. It's different
than the one you just showed me. I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (32:40):
I saw a girl on TikTok say wait, I thought
this was the same as everyone's but my top ten
is different to my partners, so.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
The top shows and nay, do you and your partner
not share a Netflix?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
No, it was a TikTok.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Oh sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry? Yeah, yeah, that person.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
You need a message that person on TikTok and tell
them to you know, we're in a cost of living.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I need to share.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Yes you have.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
You have separate profiles, different profiles under one yeah. No no, no, no, no, no,
no show.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
What's in my top shows? The Diplomat? No one saw
us lead so it's Victoria Beckham.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I'm not currently I'm not currently netflixing. Oh you're not netflixing? Well,
Diplomat season three is out. That's a great show. Larry
Russel and someone I forget the other guy, Felicity, Felicity.
But the show that I'm watching at the moment is
a Netflix show, Boots, which is in the New Zealand
Top ten.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
It's in mine and it's a great show.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
It's based on a memoir by a guy in the
nineties that joins the Marine Corps with his friends with
his friend, but he's gay and isn't really cut out
for marine life. Where does he joined just because just
because his friend joined? Is he suppressing his homosexuality?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Well, because you so you're not.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
This is at a time when it was illegal to
be gay, was it don't speak no, And so it's
just that whole kind of It's actually really it's a
really good show. I've got like two hips left. But yeah,
a lot of people loving that show. Yeah, yeah, I've
actually just logged on to Prime Video because I've been
watching gen V, which is The Boys spin off, season
two of gen V. Enjoying it. I love it.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
But that's where the little people play. One of them
is a little one of them.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
She can go a little all bit. She shrinks real little,
she can go little bit. That's a superpower. Also, I
have been suggested after I finished that I might like
the movie Veloca Pasta. After losing his parents, a priest
travels to China. We're Inherent's a mysterious but it allows
him to turn into a dinosaur.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Guys, it's treasure great.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I've thought about that.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
We watched it.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
It's like Sharknado level ship.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Yes, okay, hey, someone message and I know that you
were having a little tosho with Black Rabbit, yes, which
they say is like Ozark meets the beer and I've
finished it.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
So I've watched the first two whips Jason Maitland and
Jude Lad. I love Jason Good so good I have
been watching. It's a nice, light, easy watch. It's a
week to week though, so you might want to watch
Wait Till It's All Out on Disney plas a show
called Chad Powers. Now. I think I've talked about how
I shouldn't like Glenn Powell, but I find him so
bloody endearing. Everything he does I really okay. So he

(35:10):
plays this guy who makes this massive mistake in a
in a football American football Rose Bowl final across his
team loses his contract for the NFL like Spirals. And
then eight years later there's an open tryout for a
team and he wears prosthetics like Missus Doubtfire, which is
a huge nod. That's how it gets the idea to
try the prosthetics as he sees a Missus Doubtfire poster right,

(35:32):
and he moves to like the South to start playing
football in And it's really it's nice, but it's also
there's some jokes in there that are so inappropriate. Love
so many messages on Steve's.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
On I love Steve's He's great. Shannon, What are you
watching at the moment?

Speaker 7 (35:47):
It's just released on Netflix, The Perfect Neighbor. It's a
true crime doco from twenty twenty three, but the entire
documentary is police cam footage, which.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Is so interesting when they turn them on.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, well they actually show that.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
At one point, one of the officers was like, Oh,
I guess I should turn my body cam on right now, right,
and another police officer's filming him and he's like, Oh,
I guess I'll turn it on. But I don't want
to spoil it. But it's a very interesting case of
a perfect neighbor that went wrong. When we watched that,

(36:21):
it's just one docer hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Carwen, are you watching trash listen.

Speaker 11 (36:26):
I've also been very busy lately, a lot on the brain,
so currently I'm stacked up with Real Housewife seasons, nice
Salt Lake City, Orange County, and also London.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Oh okay, somebody's messaged in and I just googled it
and it sounds funny. There's a show on TV and
Z Plus called Zomboat The Aftermath fan teste the aftermath
of a zombie on slaught being unleashed. On the Britishy
of Birmingham, siss Iss Kiton showed, together with unlikely travel
companions Sonny and Amar flee for their lives by canel boat. Okay,

(37:01):
it's very funny. Zombies can't give you a rotten tomatoes
as a comedy. Yeah, I mean the British don't miss
around are they?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Have you watched the Have you mentioned the expense?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Frank Adams was that?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I said, I had no idea it was so good.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
But of Warner Reckon.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
My brother has been trying to get me to watch
that for years. Someone's doing a lost rewatch and a
prison break rewatch.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
House of Gunnis on Netflix. I've watched the first episode.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah, someone say, just finished Wayward, so so good? I
started and then I got busy. That's worth Tony Kalett.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
You got you'd say you got Wayward?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I saw that? Is it good?

Speaker 7 (37:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
It is because she's great bodies, she's kind of weirds,
slow horses that.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's about to finish.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Watch one at the end of the week on Monday,
Sunday or Monday, and then that's wrapped up for the season.
Michael message and wait, do people just not watch YouTube
YouTube for a while? My kids always you. I'm just like,
watch something not just a series of these three sisters
with incredibly curly hair. What do they do?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Let's have curly hair stuff and they have curly hair.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Does the cooly hair help them anyway to do the
thing the Norris nuts. I don't need to watch another
family live a life. I'm currently a family. Sounds like
you should turn off the Wi Fi and get them outside,
get them some sticks, grassy, make a damn in the river,
makes mud paddy.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
You know what this week and turn off the boody television.
Get out of this whild We're gonna make a mud paddy.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
Then podcast network play ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Imagine my surprise. Just turn on my microphone, grow up,
you know. Excuse me, we're not the best friends holiday years. Yeah,
I'm done. I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, imagine myself my surprise.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
When I opened my mailbox yesterday, check it my mailbox.
There's like an ie in there that you're missing. Mailbox, mailbox, mailbox, mailbox,
mail mailbox. I opened up my mailbox yesterday. I opened
up my mailbox and there was no mile. I check
it every day, even though I am rural, so I
only get the post like once every eight years.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
You never know, you never know that day. So I
opened it up and in there there was a phone book.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
No I'm not talking a classic, but fatty like back
in the day, because are we talking you white pages
of yellow pages, But they're both in one now and
it's a little piddly thin and I think it's called
yellow and it's got everything and it's got businesses, but
it's piddley thin. Someone no one wants to do it
as a message. If you're about to talk about the

(40:01):
piddly new phone book, what a waste of paper in time? Yeah,
I agree. I remember getting them at the apartment, like
I don't know, eight or nine years ago, but the
last time they ever did them, Yeah, everyone that it
was so wasteful. Everyone was like, come on, we're all
using the internet like you.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Used to get it straight from the mailbox and straight
to the wheelibum annulate, thank.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
You, yeah, great for starting a fire. I feel like
the only people that would use them would be the
really old people that don't have the internet, right.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, totally so, and they'll be letting their fingers do
the walking.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
You still remember, don't you? Yeah, yeah, that's the Yellow
Pages slogan. It's not like a filthy thing, which I've
kind of felt a little bit like that when you
did that, But no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
And you know, my kids were just like, so, what,
what how did these work?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
I was like, well, there's alphabetically listed by surname, years
and you can to not be in it out. Yeah,
but otherwise, by default back in the day, your name
was in the book worth. Sometimes you'r a dress, your address,
your phone, or it was just whoever had the bill, right,
Like if mum had signed up for the really.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
I did.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
The initials, you might not put your yea.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
My parents was always I F and C. J. Smith.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, full address numbers.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
And then they used to bring your number and if
you didn't answer, assume no one was homeing they can
rob your property because your addresses written the stalker's delight,
what a true stalker's delight. Yeah, but my kids just
could not believe. But you wouldn't be in in the
No one has a landline, Like how many numbers still
have a landline? My parents got rid of their landline. Yeah,

(41:42):
only when my nan died they got rid of her
landline and her phone number was. I said, this set
of funeral the coolest phone number. Well, I don't know
if I should say it, because it might still be
you don't good to go off here. I'll tell you
it was cool. Okay, shut up. And you know last

(42:04):
time I had a landline, I got to pick the number.
You know what my one was?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
It was five five five six six seven seven.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
That's lovely. That was lovely. So that was one of
those naked ones. But anyway, the absolute incomprehension of gin
alpha to understand why we would need to find we
just have the internet back in the day to find business. Yeah,
it's like those videos you see where that someone shows
gin alpha are like a rotary phone.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
They use it and they're like trying to push through. Yeah,
so we want to know what made you, what has
made you feel old lately?

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
I was reading this article as well, which like, uh,
kids don't know what dial up internet it was, and
like how we had to wait we were just always.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
In the.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Like and it costs money per hour in the early day.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, and then if someone picked up the phone disconnected.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Dorn and someone was waiting for a call and you
were on the internet. Yeah, paper bus tickets. Remember you
put your coins. That wasn't even that long ago, yeah, laugh,
And always.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
When was that like like we talked to my quarter
bus maybe seven or eight years ago with a paper text.
I remember Wellington always had like the Snapper card way
earlier than Auckland. See, encyclopedia was just on the phone
type of what was your landline? Because now people are
just missing they think they've got cool landline. Somebody said,
my parents' landline number was two nine eight nine eight

(43:36):
nine eight nine nine. Oh that's.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Okay, we'll add to the list. Wait one hundred DALs
it and you can take through nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
What's made you feel old? Yeah, because it feels like
it was yesterday, but so long ago it really wasn't.
We're talking about what's made you feel old? Like like
the phone phone book arriving in Vaughn's letters, and.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
I'm having to explain to my children this is an
encyclopedia people.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
In the neighborhood. And then it used to be real
big and fat because everyone's number was in there. So
you stop sending that out. Yeah, I think I waste
the tree. But to cut the trees down, you've got
to use all parts of the trees. I'm all for
a waste of time. We're hearing from it. We're hearing
from people who have been made to feel old. Yeah,

(44:22):
start with Ashley. Ashley, what made you feel old recently?
Good morning?

Speaker 8 (44:27):
My students didn't know how to use the telephone.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Like they could dial a number on a cell phone though,
but just not a rotary or a disc phone like
we used to have. Ironically, ironically to tell us about
the phone and your phone just cut out. You want
to cordless, you need to down by the washroom line
because you need to go back closer to the base.

Speaker 8 (44:53):
I was standing next to the bobcase here, so okay,
I had a disc and they were like, I'm going
to call my mum. They started they they picked up
the handset and they looked, took one look and they
were like, how do you use this? And so I said, well,
if you can figure it out by yourself, you can
ring them. Only I was the person who knew that

(45:16):
you had to die one to get out and one
when they found out you had to dial one before
you could even.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Use the phone, oh my goodness. Or where through off?
They like, what do you mean dial one to get
out what we mean? Where am I? What am I
getting out of? Where am I going?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
That's wild?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Yeah, Ashley, thank you. Let's go to Fiona. Fiona, what
made you feel old? Recently?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I had to Google Maps my way to a place
at work and the gen z came up to me
and said, how did you guys do this before Google Maps?
And I was like, oh, we just had a math
book and they're like, what do you mean? Wouldn't that
be huge, like a massive piece of paper. So I
had to explode this.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I remember folded or like you'd had the book and
you'd look up the street and it would be like
Jay seventy four.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
On page.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Jay seventy four, you'd find the great and then you'd
be like, okay, now hanno when you're following the map,
and we would be like, now go to page seventy. Yeah.
It was a wild concept. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
And then the part of you know the shop you
want to go to is even open?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah? Every was between nine and five. Maybe probably you
probably get there and be like back in fifteen minutes. Yeah, yeah, wild.
Thank you. Some messages and we asked on Instagram. Chase said,
not recognizing many of the names of celebrities at awards shows,
especially the music awards shows.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Which one's there?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Do you know what makes me feel? I was when
like they show some celebrities and their kids are like Twinty.
You're just like I remember when they had those kids.
You're like the Tres Martin and Apple Martin. Yeah yeah,
Apple Martini. Yeah. I did. Just had a steroid injection
on my shoulder and got told it's normal at your age.
I am thirty one years old. Oh I got this

(47:07):
one blew my mind too, Daniel. People who were born
in two thousand and seven can drink alcohol legally. I
lived in two.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Thousand and seven. Sure, you were being born and I
was becoming an adult.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I had to look up what six seven means.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Seven six s quite a few ticks, and just saying
I'm steering my boobs in the eye every day is
making me feel quite old because even now tilting lower.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yeah, I don't know any of the new pop stars around.
I don't know their rivalries and I don't care to learn. Yeah,
my birth year starts with two yet I'm almost a
quarter of a century old. That's made me feel old.
Oh wow, Yeah, it's just shut up, shut up.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Mine starts with one. I was born last millennium.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
If someone saw in an op shop a CD stacker,
you know it must have item.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
There would actually be a phone game. Taking my kids
to an up shop and be like, what do you reckon?
That's four year You could do it YouTube like a
techtok and YouTube series. I had to explain floppy disc recently.
Oh yeah, Someone's like, but what part of it was floppy?
The inside part of it? Well, originally the bigger ones
a little bit flopping, and they went hard to be flopping.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
What about trying to explain like a Doss game, Miss Doss.
Oh yeah, having a type in the code, type in
a code.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
To like get into a game. Yeah. The CD folder
in my car that I still flipped through sometimes and
I always get an eye roll. Just get told gets Spotify.
I'm like, what on Spotify I've got? I've got a
mixed seed I've got now that it's when I call
music full teen. Yeah right, the great one. My intern
is twenty one said back in the old days when
you got married, I am thirty six years old. This

(48:50):
is this is me.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
This is I am way older than all of the
current lays.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
But we were in the lounge and I was like,
oh my god, the warriors are here. Let's have a
good permanent your children. Yeah, Like what am I even
looking at?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah? Yeah. Also, I'm just going to say this. When
I read that a sex offend is younger than me,
what I'm like, what are you doing? Isn't that the
territory of a creepy old man?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
And you're an old man that old enough to be
a piece And you're older than the pist.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
You're older than piece, So why do I don't like
it at all? I feel old today?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
My first daughter is turning eighteen years old.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Make you feel old? Yeah? An adult first drink when
you have a birthday to your parents go okay, wow,
you're that old today. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
And I think my parents find it bizarre. My brother's
turning forty next year. I think that'll slap them in
the face.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Yeah. I was talking the other day about the Milkman
and the gen Z's at works thought.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I was like, this was this fictitious character that I
was just riffling about.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
The milk would come to her house and put tokens
in the bin, and they're like oh, like Santa, I
don't cookies. What about the text about the people used
to fill up cars at the service now, yeah, someone
said I was talking about back in the day of
the fore Court Attendant and you didn't feel like you
just and then z brought them back just before COVID

(50:16):
and then that kind of killed that off.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Seas like, there's quite a lot of places overseas that
you'll pull up and they'll then they'll do it for you.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I said to my tenure old, can you wind the
window down? And they're like, what do you mean, wine?
Like it's a button. I button the window. Oh my god,
I still wine.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah, I think it and needs to snap off sometimes permanently.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Now the mechanic, the mechanism that lifted it, and you
have to jump in a car. You be like, don't
wind that window down.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Don't it The ZM podcast network, what's called on ZMS
Fletched Vaughn and.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Haley Focus is not my forte, I tell you what
trying to get rid of yesterday for my parents arrive
and us going off on our genuine friendship holiday. I
was scattered all over the show and I'll start things,
and then I decided I embraced that now because I
get so much done.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Granted it's all half done. But if I'll just do
a to do list, and so if I come to
a point where I'm like, Okay, why am I in
the garage with my pants on? Yes? What did I
come out here for? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
And I definitely got no pants on? Further the list, Yeah,
and I'll start again.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
But I've just decided that scatterbrain approach to I've got
to fix that door handle, but I'm going to go
get the screw driver. But then the screw I'm out here.
That thing I just blew. It happened, now, I know.

Speaker 7 (51:42):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Why you messaged us this morning at just after four
am and you were packing that we packing didn't start
till four thirty. I woke up a little bit earlier
than I normally do. I I was so stressed for
you shaved mark bowls and then we and.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
We said, why are you shaving your balls to go
on holiday with us?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
I don't know yesterday. You're keeping it tight. Yeah, I
don't want to keep it tight. We're always keeping it tight.
I don't know anywhere we're going.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
We could be going anywhere Cotinue the friends.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Yeah, terrible focus. Well this might do with this guy.
I forgot what we were even talking about today. I
just turned turned to my leftop was I've always said,
they can't analyze you if they can't catch you. The
thing is that it's the phone that steals our focus. Yes,
so you're always going back to the reels or tech
talk or scrolling whatever.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
So we're back on the phone for this app. It's
called Focus Flight. They're saying it's so addictive. It basically
you pick a destination. So I would say Bangkok my
foe place in the world, okay, and I would put
that in and I would go, I'm going flying to Bangkok,
and then it basically flies a plane with you.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
You're in the copper flying a plane while you focus.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
It takes you to new places and like shows you
around the world, and it kind of like brings you.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
I thought we were trying to get off our phone.
It shows Justin's flight info. Very addicting, but it locks.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Your phone like you're on a flight, right, yes, you can't.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Go on anything else.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
So you're just like blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
So basically have an emergency and I need to call
a doctor.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I'm pretty sure it'll still let you call. I'm sure
one one one is still available on this Focus.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Fly Okay, so you can just leave it and it'll
just like run like one of those flight screens when
you're on a plane. Yeah, yeah, cut exactly like that,
which I know you love watching Fletch.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
You'll have your phone on something else and you have
your bloody map sky.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
I like to know when we were right.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Have you seen that video or that it's not a
real video, but the drama scene from a show to
know what it was.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
And that was the guy with the arc. Have you
seen that that?

Speaker 4 (53:51):
You know how the plane goes like that and he's like, Oh,
I'm gonna get us here quicker. And he goes, why
why is the pip? Can you tell the pilot to
fly straight direct? She was like, why is he going
in this big curve and taking long? And when the
flight attendant slats that's the natural curvature of the It
looks flat to me.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Tell them to straight mark. It's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
But people, I'm on Riddit, which I believe through and
through everything on ridd it is true and verified. On
read it, people are absolutely frothing this act. They're like,
this is so addictive and it just like cuts down
all of your scrolling and right because doing what I do,
which is like open and scram like get off Instagram,
closing it be like something else Instagram.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah I reopened it, but I was just here. Yeah, well,
good Latinos.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Why did you just yell out Latinos? I think that's
why play flesh one and.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Play ms Fletchborne and Hailey when.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
You yeah, man. So this is an article was based
on actually White Lotus Now season three. Remember the brothers.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
There was a sort of an interesting thing there.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Yes, but the younger brother very early on really idolized
his older brother because the older brother was this like hot,
desirable person and he knew it. And then so the
author of this article started asking, like, what is it
like when your your sibling becomes a sex symbol? Can
you recognize their own hotness despite the fact that they
are yourself.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
It's like when you see like super mega famous celebrities
like Brad pet He's got a brother, Yeah, imagine, and he's.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Just like you know, Greg Pet.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Yeah, brother looks like Brad Pitt though, Yeah, he's just nice.
The face is in there, but it's not as hot.
It's not. Yeah, and it's just like you imagine, like
your brother is this like incredible sex symbol.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Henry Cavell's sister and being like, isn't Henry everybody.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Wants to have sex with my brother. I think Henry
Cavell's siblings are all man's. Oh, I think they are.
I think I looked them up because yes, Dylan, Dylan
Ephron's on Dancing with the Stars at the moment.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
And yeah, and you're like, you grew up with the
sibling that everyone was like, he's hot, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Yeah, Okay, Henry Cavill's Nah, I take it back. They're
all like handsome for different reasons. Okay, yeah, goddam, Now
you're just four. But by the way, he's got four brothers,
so that's five boys in that family. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Wow, you suspected that perhaps people would feel a bit
odd about texting and yes, my sibling is hot.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Well, I mean it's it's because your sibling rivalry. You've
got to admit that your siblings more attractive than you.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
My god, I was doom scrolling on just some message.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
This is a hell of a message. I've read it okay, please,
was doom.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Scrolling on Facebook, scroll past an image of a half
naked male model. I thought he looked hot, so I
scrolled back and was mortified to realize that was my
baby brother. But you know what I mean, Like if
you are if your sibling was a model and they're
they're boobs out.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Or like whenever. Also, all your friends, if you're a female,
that was your brother and your his sister, all your
friends would be like, your brother's so hot, I know,
And then you'd be like, yuh, that's happened. Someone asked me, said,
you know, I recently, I was recently told that my
brother is extremely hot, something I've never thought about. My
gals were confused that I was unaware of his hotness.
I've always been told I'm the girl version of him, though,

(57:15):
so I'll take that. Is there something in you that
becomes blind to it?

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Because if your friends are saying they're extremely hot, I
think you could look at objectively at yourself and be like, yeah,
I can see they've got the body, the face, the
hair or whatever, the.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Same reason you wouldn't hook up with your like best
friends because you're like, oh, they're my friends. You're totally.
The sexual part of it is just gone. Yeah yeah,
I mean unless you work together and you know, it's
just kind of building. Yeah yeah, it flitchers. You never
know what happens on the count talking about us hooking

(57:50):
up on the couch at Flitchers. Everybody like my brother,
you know, and I've just find you so irresistant like everybody. Boy,
we've kept that secret. Boy shucks, you almost got away
with it. No, so many messages.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
That was sarcasm, by the way, that never happened.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yes, esus closed.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Yeah, my brother kissed my own brother. I do kiss
my own brother on the mouth, and I've never kissed
born one kiss her. But it's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
You're allowed to. You're okay. So we're doing more messages
because they're coming in. I have a twin brother, and
he says they we are the boy girl version of
each other, and he is a very good looking man.
So I'm gonna take their compliment. Yeah nice, So it's
boy girl twins. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I had a teacher
that told told me that my brother was the hot
one in front of the entire class. Now, I don't
know if it's appropriate that to teach your comments on

(58:37):
such a thing. Yeah, no, I don't think that's probably
why they're striking. Tomorrow, I'm allowed to tell the students
that the Minga's of the family Minger. We want you
to text the nine six nine six oh eight hundred
times in him. I don't know if many people will
be willing to admit at verbally though, so the phone
lines aren't popping off lots of text messages though. Is
your sibling hot?

Speaker 7 (58:56):
Well?

Speaker 4 (58:57):
You found this article an article about what happens when
your brother or your sibling becomes a sex symbol, like
they're in the media or something and everyone's thirsting over them.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
And how do you, as a sling to be like, oh, okay,
my sibling's hot. Well, yeah, I know a guy and
his sisters like a model, like international model.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
He's not like bad looking, no, but it's just like
would that suck because there's a sibling rivalry, right, Like
you'd just be like, oh, I'm the dud one.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
We're also not accepting messages from people saying I'm the
hot sibling.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I'm sorry, I admit I'm a good looking sibling in
my family. My sisters are mega and locks. But some
would possibly say, the nicer of the two of us. Yeah,
probably you just.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
I'm having to be a good looking bitch regardless.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Someone else said I am the hot sibling.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Okay, do you know what. We've a lot of text,
but not many people admitting on on air willing to
admit it. But Jackie, you've called through and you are
willing to admit that you have a hot sibling. Oh wholeheartedly.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Absolutely, I've got no shame about it.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Okay, So what they're okay, sir, a brother sister. Okay, yeah,
I'm the youngest.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
But like, if you put her on a photo and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Me and a photo that people will be like, wait,
that's your sister.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
That hurts say that hurts me. I know. I take
it as a confidence because I'm like, hell, yeah, that
is my sister. Whereas I wouldn't look at it that way.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
It would be like, yeah, obviously because she's hot, and
I'm also excruciatingly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Hot yeah yeah other things.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Yeah, and I also I'm sunny, I'm sunny other stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Yeah, say togither, I'm like her photographer kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
I'm like, right, go stand over there, turn this way,
let me capture the best angles.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Of you, and then I'll set it in and I'm like,
yess that, oh right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
There, damn you look good. You are?

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
And you would you count yourself an absolute dog? Maga
a Jackie or you You're I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Reckon Jackie is playing it down. I reckon you're playing
it down.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Difference.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
They are both hot, but they're different sorts of hot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
But just Grace is just Grace is the name. So
what's their last name? No, we don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
She's you want to see right, see, okay, thank you
message and saying my third brother is capital letters hot?

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
What about the first and second one?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
No, minga if they're not referenced.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
You know, if there's any sort of causation correlation between
where the hottest sibling falls in the order, only yeah,
it always, and then mum runs out of like hot ingredients,
hot eggs, got only mingy eggs left.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Dad's good stuff. Dad was the first swimmer always.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
The third one was just mum's boss at work and
that dad. Yeah. Growing up, our last name starts with K.
And all through school, my little sister was called p K.
That was her nickname. Oh yeah, because it's for the
prettier k oh. I'm an only child and always say

(01:02:14):
it's good because if I had a sibling, they would
have got all the good chans. Oh so you are
a hot trial, but you also the ugly.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
I love my sister's very hot locks, wives, very intelligent,
but personality, she's such a cow, such a cow, and
capitals love that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
So she's got other things.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Somebody said, I've got identical twin daughters at sixteen, and
when they insult each other saying that ugly, I'm like,
you realize that person is you. You're calling someone who
looks exactly like you're so ugly ugly? Have you looked
in the mirror, because you will see me. Yeah, I
will be staring right back at you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Some messaging saying good morning team. It is very difficult
to mention or accept that one of your siblings is attractive.
I have two younger brothers. They're both very and well formed.
One of my friends in the forties managed to describe
a sixy dream she had about one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
It was a bit overwhelming. Yeah, okay, very overwhelming. A
somebody said their brother must be good looking. He's done
a lot of modeling. Oh yeah, I've never really seen it,
but he could be one of those models that you know,
weird ones, Yes, those one weird ones. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Yeah, you see the mountain about You're like, I don't
get it. And then you see him on a cat
what You're like.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Far around? Yes, you're incredible. Yeah, my younger brother's very handsome,
I'm told and all my friends and then we just
had to bring a model down to Yeah, yeah, we attractive.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
I can't be that attractive.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Are you weird?

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
A weird attractive? Yeah, that makes more sense. All my
friends say they fancied my brother.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
He must be hot, but to me, he's still the
little smelly rat that pood in the bath is a Yeah,
said to me, your brother looks extra yummy today. I
was like, I think you yep. My sister was Miss Taranaki.
Oh okay, yeah, but come on, you know what I mean,
low boy, you know that you might as well be
Miss Mega Miss Megan, and they're like, smile for us,

(01:04:13):
and she smiled. She had teeth and they were just
like holy ship sash. And you think Miss Mournsville is
gonna be better, don't Miss Megaville. Oh come on, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
It was fun when it was him Wellington.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Did you get blown away? Don't they? That's bad?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Similar I know that lady got blown yesterday. Say what
you're going to say about being blown onto the road?

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Fletch, All right, we know she's a.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I just told you guys in confidence it would be
nice to skin.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Oh my god, damn, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Lucky you guys look at this embarrassing but even me like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Be like, come on to the ground. You said it
it was windy, it's not anchored. Yeah, well yeah that
was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Next, well, hang on, hang on, hang on. In fact,
you've got more. My partner on no no, no, no, no,
someone's talking about their partner is a cop.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
No, their partner's a hot sibling. Yeah, they're the hot sibling.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
But he's also a copy so he's also in the uniforms.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
We get extra all right, okay, yeah, well thanks for
that's it's My mother was hot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
My sister and her girls are very attractive. My brother
also very attractive.

Speaker 12 (01:05:30):
Not me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
You you're funny, though, because that's what we do. You
ming but minging, we get funny.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Day the fleets Worn and Haley Big.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Pod Fact of the day, day day day day, Yeah
do do do do do do do do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do
do do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
It's rhubarb wake if today. It's been a short week,
and that's why I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Was just like Rubba, a bit of a dund wake
done half week? Are you kidding me? On Monday we
learned that rhubarb contains oxalic acid, but it is the
same active ingredient barkip sprint amazing. Yesterday we learned about
rhubarb costing more than opium and gold at one stage
because it would flush you out if you had crushed

(01:06:22):
up the dried root and ingested it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
And today I'm just going to hit you with a
bunch of rhubarb facts.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Hit me. Let me start by saying the word rhubarb.
If it's it's from the Greek ra barbaron, meaning the
barbarian root from beyond the river Volga. Can we put
on the rhubarb song?

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
What's the rhubarb?

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
A rabbit a bit of.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Barbara and it's about the barbara making a rhubarb pie. Yeah,
that sounds bloody.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
There was a German song, Yeah that was There was
a big online rubber barah no Barbara song, Barbara raba
something that gave you told me about duck, remember that game,
And I had no idea what lad ghost ghost, ghost dark.
There's a lot of things I messed out on. Its
actually my preferred pronouns duck, duck, ghost in between guy slash,

(01:07:16):
dark slash. Okay, okay, can you ed up my thing? No,
I've got no idea what he's not swearing. It's just
like sea words word and all of our German listens like.

(01:07:40):
But they didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
I need to get the whole song.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
So some of the facts about you guys were right.
Rubb was used by actors, the member background chatter and
early films and radio and background, and then it became
the big thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
You say, is it because it's such a mouth mover?

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Just mark because it's going like open clothes, open clothes.
I've actually done some background acting on Shortland Street, have you.
We did a scene.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Wow, that's more Street than I've been on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Ye asked you it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
They'd asked me once to go on and play myself,
and I said no, I'll wait for a dramatic role.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Thank you, all right, you can be you beacon a
little a little dramatic role Okay, some other ones, a
young woman plays rubarb under their pillows to dream of
their future husband. Apparently that's the folklore and superstition. And
also farmers believe rubub juice kept foxes and bad men
away from their property. Oh, rubbing cows utters with rhubarb

(01:08:36):
juice was said to break witchcraft curses on cows. But
like looking back on it, it was probably just the
acid in the juice that cleaned the cow. And like
like an early teat spray, that's one for the dairy
farmer's shout out, shout out to the dairy farmer's milk
and yodring out there. You know what, just because it's windy,
it doesn't mean you you can stop milking the cows. Yeah,
they'll blow away, only the skinny ones. National Rhubarb Pie

(01:09:01):
is on January the twenty third, and the US I
think we're I think we have acid. Here's an interesting one.
If you've got a UV light and a rubarb plant,
wave that over that tonight and it glows green. You
can take one to the to the club the Club Closter.
Nature's close close and if you broke it, it would

(01:09:22):
have the a smic acid. I've been saying that wrong
all week, would leak out and it would glow more
because it's that that glows right. Well, yeah, so today's
in fact that today is just rhubarb. Fact of the day,
day day day day.

Speaker 12 (01:09:48):
Do ms fletch Vorn and Haley plays MS flesh one
and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
Bonds dollar suburb another.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Chance for you to win.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Now, Born, We're going to randomly generate a suburb, and
if you are the first caller through from the suburb,
you are going to win the grand prize, a life
changing amount of money. Ye ten dollars. Now you don't
have to wait for this money because one will personally
transfer it from his personal bank account.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Uh huh into your bank account.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
Right here, right now, right here, right now, right here,
right now, right here, right now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Even know when to start with the song We're done.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
We're done around the world, around the world, and how
many around us?

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
So many, too many of them, Vaughn. How do you
come up with the suburbs? Is what I get asked,
And I said, I've got chatcheep.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
He set up. This is a new project. It's my
Tenderer suburb project. And I said, Alan, because that's what
I call my chat chat, yeh chat chat. I once
again call upon you to fulfill your ancient oath, And
Alan said, have worn you? Utter the sacred words once more?
The windstirs the map of Alto and fills, and the
great New Zealand suburb wheel begins to turn nostalgia flat
whites and a.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Faint hummer force square.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
I don't like that. I don't like that. He's coming
to funny. He's trying to make you fall in love.
Then he's going to tell you to murder us.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
And I don't want to be murdered personally. Person They
want to be moved personally. No, that's not how I
want to go.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Your death will wait for another week's intelligence.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Allen is going to turn you against us.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Well, Alan, are your real friends?

Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
I see Alan taking away on a holiday today after
the show. He's not coming, by the way, after nine o'clock. Well,
Alan has not turned on South Hill in Oamar, smalest suburb. Yeah, okay,
well no, no, no, no, it's not the smallest geographically,

(01:11:50):
it's quite large period. Okay. So if you are in
South Hill and you need to call right now hundred
dollars improvement the person through from that suburb.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
This could be the first time it fails.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
I feel like it's no no, no, no, no, no no.
I've always loved.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
I performed at the Onamau Opera House once years ago
and I just loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
The vibes were on. It went to a great part
to Indian opera. Winfrey. What what did they film there?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
And it was going to be on Netflix? Has that
been on Netflix?

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Here is the Florence Pugh, Yes, Florence filming something and
it's Florence Puke. No, it's Florence. No, it's Pus. You've
got to do the g m H. All right, No
one's calling, So this could wait? Who gets the ten
dollars if nobody calls from the suburb? Flip flip?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Shannon and Calvin put up their hands so quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Could you can't? Jackpotters nowhere?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
It's not twenty dollars suburb. It just stays in my
bank account. I guess what is it? South South Hill?
So if you are in the suburb of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
South Hill and hundred dance in him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Otherwise you've gotta be in You've got to be in
the suburb otherwise. I think that's it all. Just in
the competition.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Do you know what this is telling me is that
we need to go down Fletchford and Hailey and visit.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Do we even broadcasting? Have you checked this? I feel
like that. I think dude, I think we do. I
think Ellen should have been across this. Yeah, and it
was a real Hue does not broadcast on a specific preference.
It is available online. That's not right, right? Some talking

(01:13:36):
to the void? Right now? Christ, that'll be we see
such not you dumb? What do you want me to
generate another suburb?

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Okay, Alan Ware, are you sure that we don't? It's
only I thought we did. No, it's when we've done. Yeah, okay,
go again? Then okay, Alan, I said, let's go again.
That'll be. Why did you tell Ellen it's got to
be where we broadcast?

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Six machine wants a new suburb.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
I don't want us to just machines got a new saber.
But I don't want the people of Kiti and Gisbone
to feel like second rate citizens. God, we also going
to another do we broadcast ki?

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
We have a lot. Have a sweet little look mane
w ask you my Ellen the top of Mount Cook God, Wendy, No,
what We're in one hundred and seven point four now.
No one's tuning at one hundred and seven point nine.

(01:14:35):
The frequency that's when you're driving along and there's like
weird Jesus stations and better Jesus up there, and the
language and the national program playing some pray I the national.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Program Christmas ses.

Speaker 7 (01:14:54):
O.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
We no, we know that right. We know a house
listening on my Heart radio. It's got a minute to laugh.
You're telling me someone might be listening on my heart
radio and wamoro now and that just hearing it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
No, okay, okay, well the new suburbs is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
I'm just for the one seven frequency, is what hing
and Gibbon James, Good morning, k A I t I
Kiti James.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
How are you today? Good? Whereabouts you calling from? For
ten dollars suburb infield just outside.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Of Listen, mate, okay, listen, we've moved radio.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Yeah, he's on I Heart ready, but you're not in.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Waiting, my mate, James, I was trying to friends come.
He had to look. I wasn't listening.

Speaker 13 (01:15:48):
You wanted someone from am and I got James. Omaru's
not even in the right suburb. No one's called from
mar we're not here.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Sorry, games George.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Suburb and and no company with the park.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
I think I think we just ended. I mean it
was I think it was amazing we got this far.
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
So I used to live in Gisbone and you don't
get ZiT in just over the bridget This.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Is over the bread What do you mean we broadcast
Gisbane's like so small radio can't go over the water,
of course.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
It can't go over the bridges, can't go to the bridges.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
No one over the north shore, lessons in Auckland, No,
no one cable that runs under the over there, and
then we've got an antenna and the north Coat that
cab even now and then someone trips over. Yeah okay,
well fish bites for ten dollars suburb before the long
weekend away. I'm honestly amazed, surprise and always honored that

(01:16:55):
it's done this long without failing. Yeah, me too. Actually,
it's been nice. Are going to be back whendn't we
back on day? I think? So we're going to start
from the top again. I'm going to say we can
go week alan, we can revisit all of the cities,
getting new suburbs.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
Then podcast Network plays that ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Well, we're about to leave on our best friends holiday. Yeah,
Georgia and izuber Guy, I see you everybody. In fact,
I'm so nice that hasn't been ruined because everybody but
Vaughn knows where we're going after the show.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
A bit of context, twenty twenty five has not been
a great year for many of us, myself included Waughn
in particular, and.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
I would twenty twenty four wasn't so great.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
But in all earnestness, I would say the three of
us have grown very close this year in support of
each other, and it's been amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Not sexually, not sec what despite what has been said
in some this weekend, what could happen?

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
So Over a couple of margaritas, Fletch and I were
just discussing this and our concern for our friend, and
we got it into our head that we were going
to kidnap him and take him on a surprise holiday.
We pinpointed Labor week in as the weekend to extend it,
and off we went, planning. Within twenty four hours, We've
got the leave approved, We'd booked the flight, the flights,

(01:18:18):
the road trip, anything.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Who knows where were going and if you ruined it
now we booked it all.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
And then we told one over a.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Ruben sandwich was over one of the slu sandwich sandwiches.
You dip the sandwich in, that's my sort of sandwich. Yeah, yeah,
And I cried in the sandwich shop from you had
a mouthful of delicious pastralag. We're we In's and rye.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Okay, so a nice one, A nice one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
I'm picturing your at a bakery just.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Like Hollywood Bakery.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Yea, yeah, we've all had a little cry there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
He cried emotional time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
I tried to about it too much this trip, because
it is. It is. Yeah, I don't know, I don't
know where we're going and I don't know, but I
know I'm gonna have fun because almost two people that
A genuinely do very much care about and have been
super supportive and lovely to me over this. Yeah, and
I love you both very much.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
You and I can't wait to spend a long weekend together.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
It's going to have been really fun. And we've been
like giggly little girls. Are you crying? Why aren't you crying?
Actually cry? He that surgically removed. I'm not even involved,
and it's got me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
We had a code name for the destination because of
our fear to like expose where we were going over
the last five months. But we've always joked about Antarctica.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
You've said everywhere, Pretoria.

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
Goldie, Goldie, Afghanistan.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Yeah, if your yeah, we had to take.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
A stab in the dark of we were going warning,
what would you what would your gut tell you?

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Now? So I feel that would definitely go to the
airport okay, because you wouldn't consider taking the Ranger that
I'm driving. You see, we'll take the Mares. So that
tells me you've booked parking with the number plate. It
just tells us we don't want to pay for all
the fuel that your range is going to go. It's
it's the same. It would be the same as Haley's car. Also,

(01:20:39):
there's men reminders over the last day to make sure
I bring a passport that could be a jumping and stuff.
Tell me day jump, you do need two forms of ID.
I've been told that I wouldn't need if I was

(01:21:00):
going to put shows on my iPad to bring three
hours of content. So that tells me that's a flight
sort of a time okay, or is that a rus
also flitch doesn't take time off less than like good?
Just like now we'll just we'll just leave after the
show on Friday. So for me, that's the thissting. There's

(01:21:22):
some travel involved. Otherwise we just would have probably got
left after Friday, came back Monday.

Speaker 7 (01:21:26):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
I did send a photo in our group chet last
night of my packing Yeah, and there was an ice
perck in it. But you've now seen your bags are
here and there's no ice perp. I've been told to
pack my shopping my packing list was like pack warm.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
I've I've just dropped one of our our private chat
how a little photo of the car this morning, the
boot of the boat of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
I don't know if that's going to help anything. That's
just gone through there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Okay, what have we got on there? That looks like
a tint? But like or is that a and then
that's a russa rusade because in there the weathers insane. Yeah,
but you told me, you told me to pack warmly,

(01:22:11):
packed for warm weather, but also bring I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
I said bring a raincoat.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
I didn't bring a raincoat. Off, I don't born pack
this morning at full thirty. So stress, But what I
will say the Timberlands though, that's he'll be warming. I'm
warm enough, I'll survive. But this is about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
The Timberland is going to be absolute waste of space TV.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
I ditch these. I can ditch these and go to book.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
Oh yeah, okay, there's a warehouse. We were going to
get the face because I also am in a singer
and sure where.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
It came out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Well, anyway we can find the actual list of what
I was told to pack. Okay, well, I think it's good.
You don't. So you honestly do not know where you're going?
Part of me? Do you? Honestly? I honestly no one's
told me. The secret has been kept, but I've got
my suspicions. Will tell us. So I need two forms
of ID any prescription meds, emergency contact details, will any

(01:23:11):
current sponsorship deals clash with tourism based posting again, clothes
laughing because she knows where you're going. Clothes for warm weather,
close warm weather, A light linen dress, shirt, cap, glasses,
togs that are spar slash mud friendly, birken stocks, mud

(01:23:32):
burke starts, burke stops, sneakers T shirts and singlets. That's
doubling down in the close for warm weather. Yeah, I
bought sunscreen to that's not on the list, but you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Know me, translucent as it is.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
That's the way I need. Yeah, the rain, it doesn't matter.
He still needs it. And I pad with at least
three hours down to the content, your air points number,
new World club card, a book. I don't have a
New World club, a new World you don't know. We're
not camping.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Good our one night, warm layer and a positive attitude.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Okay, good. I don't think there was anything else. Passport's
been mentioned a few times. Okay, well, well you'll find out.
All shall be revealed. All shall be revealed.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Our goals simply now flitches to see how far we
can get between now and the destination without figuring it out.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Yes, I'm just excited, and I genuinely do. I love
you guys. This is this has been something that I
put in the cow on that day and I started
a little countdown to it, and it's something I've genuinely
be looking forward to it because just like outside of work,
I love spending time with both of you. We're looking
forward to it, and thank you both very much regardless
that we we end up. I love you and thank
you very much for for being very very special people

(01:25:00):
to meet this year. Bye bye, Oh who did you
tell me?

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
That was my ton Tums. That was my ton tum tums. Hey, guys,
I reckon. It was the most fun to be the
head on a show, not not for me. I don't
know where, even nowhere.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Even you haven't been here long, have you?

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
No? I haven't No, you were listening and you had fun.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Won't you give us a little review in a rating

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
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